>This is a quest taking place in an alternate version of the Naruto world during the same time period as the story, with a few notable differences. You will be playing as Kon Karagowa, a newly promoted Leaf Chunin. Your character is defined by your choices, so write-ins are always encouraged. And remember to have fun!>Quest Info:http://pastebin.com/6Gb2sBYv>Previous threads:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Leaf%20Ninja%20Quest
>>42762985>In for a debrief with Jiraiya>Tsunade is hanging around, asks how we dealt with Ukon's possession>”I learned how to find foreign objects by making people's bodies vibrate”>Long pause>Tsunade grabs Kon by the head>”I'm taking the kid and you can't stop me”>Jiraiya phones Konoha's Child Protection Agency
>>42762985Where's the int buff Laze?We got 0.5 last thread
>>42762985Awww yeeeeeTime for some 10/10 threads>>42763077Also this.
>>42763115Not enough changes for me to make a new pastebin yetI've got it noted down though, it'll show up
As the rain continues to fall, you head back the village, carrying Sasuke. He slipped out of consciousness almost as soon as your two adversaries left, and you were unsure of the extent of his injuries. Taking that and your own state compared to your opponent's in mind, you decided to pull back.As you travel, you notice Sasuke gripping a Leaf headband. His own is still on his head, so it must be Hinata's.After several hours of travel, you arrive at the village gates. You're greeted by some members of the medical corps, who take Sasuke."You should get checked out too." one recommends. "You look absolutely exhausted."Before you can even argue, your fatigue catches up to you. Your vision fails as you start to collapse.When you wake again, you find yourself in a hospital room. It seems to be morning.Shikamaru is sitting on a chair by the wall. He looks fine, save for his finger in a cast."Hey." he greets you. "You must have been tired. You got back with the least injuries of anybody, that's hard work.">A.Good to see you doing well.>B.How are the others?>C.We failed. Hinata got away.>D.Other
>>42763077That seems unlikely considering she probably still feels guilty after killing our last teacher. I also don't think it's likely she'll take us as a student. Her student will probably be Tenten after she feels useless from getting beaten by Ukon, whilst we took out three of these dudes.
>>42763188>>B.How are the others?
>>42763188>B.How are the others?
>>42763188>B.How are the others?He knows we failed.
>>42763188All of them in order of>A B and C
>>42763188>B.How are the others?He's already going to know we failed, no sense dwelling on it.
>>42763188>The boy with the yellow hair...his eyes had so much hate in them.
>>42763188>"Hinata left with some blonde haired kid with spiky hair. About our age. He seemed familiar. Whiskers on the face...I think his name was Naruto. He was wearing an Akatsuki cloak. Black with red clouds. Someone needs to know."
>>42763188>A.Good to see you doing well.>B.How are the others?>D.And the other enemies?
So, anyone else think we are essentially Minato reborn? We've got a completely unique release that lets us BTFO 90% of ninja even with little training, we've got the best interests of the village at heart, we're a pretty fun guy who's got a great sense of humor, and we're routelocked for a cute af almost tomboy kunoichi who has remarkable skill at sealing.
>>42763231>>42763234>>42763238>>42763245>>42763270"How are the others?" you ask."Choji was in critical condition for a while, but he's stabilized." Shikamaru responds. "Everyone else has been treated, nothing life threatening. They're making Tenten and Sasuke stay here a bit longer, though."Shikamaru gets up and starts to leave. "Well, it's good to see you doing okay. Lord Jiraiya will want to talk to you once you get the chance."Shikamaru leaves without another word. He looks almost depressed.Feeling refreshed, you get up and get ready to leave.>A.Go see the Hokage>B.Go see someone else first>C.Other
>>42763363If we became the Monkey Sage then I'd see it.Though I still want Tenten to learn the Flying Thunder God instead of us.
>>42763411>>B.Go see someone else firstLet's go see Tenten.
>>42763411>B.Go see someone else firstSasuke
>>42763411>A.Go see the Hokage
>>42763363Jesus Christ anon, brilliant Time to minmax speed>Gottagofast.jpg
>>42763411>B. Go see someone else firstTenten
>>42763411>A.Go see the HokageLet's get the exposition underway
>>42763411>B.Go see someone else firstTenten and Sasuke. They're likely to have taken our failure the hardest.Jiraiya will be there all day.
>>42763411>B.Go see someone else firstTenten is the closest to our position so lets go see her
>>42763411>>B.Go see someone else firstTenten and Sauce.
>>42763416>Monkey Sageso the third said its possible to have two sets of contracts for summons. does this mean we could potentially have have two sage modes active at once?
>>4276341110/10 and sauce
>>42763411>B.Go see someone else firstSasukeMust be sad.
>>42763411>>B.Go see someone else firstCheck in on Sasuke and Tenten first.
>>42763420>>42763431>>42763442>>42763448What happened to bro's before hoes? You lot disgust me.
>>42763457You can summon two different kinds of beasts, but only animal path can do so simultaneously
>>42763474The rules get borked when the Hoe is also a bro
>>42763457No. Each form of senjutsu looks different, but it's the same basic process.
>>42763474Oh, it's still there, Tenten's just a bigger bro than Sauceman.
>>42763411>B. Go see Tenten>C. Leave a note in your room saying you're checking up on Tenten
>>42763474Tenten is both brofu AND waifu.
>>42763474>>42763485Fairly true, Tenten is actually as much if not more of a bro than Sasuke.
>>42763420>>42763423>>42763431>>42763442>>42763445>>42763448>>42763450>>42763462>>42763463>>42763470You decide to check on our comrades before you go see the Hokage.You enter Tenten's room to find her sitting up, covered head to toe in bandages."Kon, you're okay!" she says before letting the surprise fall off her face. "Of course you are. You're way too strong, you know that?"Tenten looks out the window. "I couldn't even hold those guys off long enough to help anyone. Good thing I had that technique to get you to save me, huh?" Tenten sighs. "I need some kind of crazy training like you got.">A.I just got lucky, if it wasn't for my release, I'd have lost easy>B.You're plenty strong yourself, those guy's technique just caught you off guard>C.Other
>>42763635>B.You're plenty strong yourself, those guy's technique just caught you off guard>So your completely alright, right?
>>42763635>B.You're plenty strong yourself, those guy's technique just caught you off guard
>>42763635>>A.I just got lucky, if it wasn't for my release, I'd have lost easy>>B.You're plenty strong yourself, those guy's technique just caught you off guardThough really I still got touched even after your warning. Soo didn't do that good until I used my release. But how ya doin?
>>42763635>A. I just got lucky, if it wasn't for my release, I'd have lost easy"Let's be honest here Tenten, kekkei genkai are bullshit."
>>42763635>>B.You're plenty strong yourself, those guy's technique just caught you off guard>C. And besides, i did not beat them alone. You summoned me and Kankuro helped. We all won as a team;
>>42763635>A.I just got lucky, if it wasn't for my release, I'd have lost easy"Glad you're okay"
>>42763635>>A.I just got lucky, if it wasn't for my release, I'd have lost easySeriously dude caught us in like 5 seconds
>>42763635>C.Other"We should train together more often. Having a regular partner might help."
>>42763635>B.You're plenty strong yourself, those guy's technique just caught you off guardWhat about Shino?
>>42763635>B.You're plenty strong yourself, those guy's technique just caught you off guard.>>42763670>implying Kankuro didn't just kill-steal from us.
>>42763635>C. Honestly, it's my release more than anything. Even unfinished, some of these techniques are probably A rank.
>>42763694So did Choji, sort-of. He defeat-steal from us.
>>42763635>B.You're plenty strong yourself, those guy's technique just caught you off guard>C.Other"I never asked, but were they hiding within each other? Because they could fuse bodies, and I only remember there being one of them, so did the second just pop out of the other midway through the fight? I think anyone would be surprised by that happening."
>>42763724You guys actually didn't hurt Kidomaru at all aside from that first shot you didHe was jumping around dodging all your explosions
>>42763635>>A.I just got lucky, if it wasn't for my release, I'd have lost easy>>B.You're plenty strong yourself, those guy's technique just caught you off guardOOC, I'm still really impressed by Shino. He went through, what, three, four fights in a row before he had to drop out? One of them being toe to toe with Kimimaro?
>>42763635>>A.I just got lucky, if it wasn't for my release, I'd have lost easy
>>42763771Shino only fought Jirobo and KimimaroStill pretty good though
>>42763771Honestly, Shino was the most competent member of that mission besides us.
>>42763807That's because Shino is the most competent member of the canon rookies, he just gets almost no screen time. Though in the filler and the movies he gets featured more, and he is an utter badass in those.
>>42763769So if you don't mind me asking, what about Tayuya. I know there's no reason that THAT fight diverged from canon, so it's a bit of wishful thinking for her to still be alive. Best I got is butterfly effect and maybe having a forest fall on her wasn't *quite* fatal?Guess if we wanted to ensure it we should've gone ahead instead of dealing with spider-kid.
>>42763857From what I remember, she had one tree land on her, and the art style made it look like it wasn't even on her that well either. Could be plausible she survived and died due to injuries and possible blood loss later. Maybe.
"You're pretty strong yourself." you assure Tenten. "Those guy's technique just caught you off guard. In fact, I just got lucky. If it wasn't for my release, I probably would have lost. Anyway, I'm glad to see you're doing alright.""They'll let me out of here in the next couple of days." Tenten tells you. "Then I'm going to start training harder than ever. But enough about me. You should talk to Sasuke. He's probably taking it harder than anyone."You leave Tenten to rest, and head to Sasuke's room. You find him sitting in silence, staring at the headband in his hand.>A.You okay?>B.You tried your best>C.It's not over yet>D.Say nothing>E.Other
>>42763928>C.It's not over yet
>>42763857Nope, she's as dead as in canon
>>42763928>D.Say nothingHe's obviously not okay. Let him talk when he's ready.
>>42763928>C.It's not over yetNOT B. Fuck that "your best" shit. Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and grow their bloodline.
>>42763928>>A.You okay?He's not even close. But venting helps.
>>42763928>A.You okay?We probably need to find out more about what happened for our report.
>>42763928>E.Other"It's not your fault, you know."
>>42763928>>C.It's not over yet
>>42763928>>C.It's not over yet(Liquid Snake voice) IT'S NOT OVER YET!
>>42763928>A.You okay?>C.It's not over yet.
>>42763960Fighting spider-kid is already the worst mistake in this quest.
>>42763928>E. You feel it too, don't you?
>>42764030Please, if we went up against genjutsu girl we'd get dropped in seconds. Probably would've took Shika with us.
>>42763968Maybe leave out that last part, seeing how growing his bloodline would require that he murder us.
>>42764127>Growing his bloodline means murdering his brotherFTFY
>>42764127That's not a dialogue suggestion, anon.It's a smartass comment on my part.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8l7OI7U6zM
>>42764109Actually, since one of the monkey trio can prevent her from speaking (which I'll assume means mute in this case), we might've been able to effectively seal her genjutsu.
>>42764200I gotta watch that movie
>>42763956>>42763967>>42763968>>42763995>>42763997>>42764000>>42764007>>42764072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_7a0bexfmI&index=8&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85"It's not over yet." you tell him. "We'll get another chance."Sasuke grips the headband tighter. "But I need to be stronger when that time comes. Hinata, and that boy Naruto. They are people who were failed by the village. Their hatred has grown inside of them until it burst out, becoming their power. I don't know how I can get rid of their hatred, but I'm too weak to do anything as I am now.">A.Assure him that he will get stronger>B.Tell him he's not alone>C.Ask what happened at the Valley of the End>D.Other
>>42764267>B.Tell him he's not alone
>>42764267>A.Assure him that he will get stronger>B.Tell him he's not alone
>>42764267>>A.Assure him that he will get stronger>B.Tell him he's not alone>C.Ask what happened at the Valley of the End
>>42764267>B.Tell him he's not alone>C.Ask what happened at the Valley of the End
>>42764267>>D.It doesn't matter what happened there. It's past. The only way to fix this is to become stronger. And if the village failed them, we, as ninjas from Konoha, have a duty not to.
>>42764267>C.Ask what happened at the Valley of the End>B.Tell him he's not alone
>>42764267>>C.Ask what happened at the Valley of the End
>>42764267>>B.Tell him he's not alone>>C.Ask what happened at the Valley of the End"We're all too weak. That's why we have teams. To pick us up when we need it, and give us a reason to keep going."Find somewhere to sit down, if we haven't already."What happened out there, if you don't mind me asking?"
>>42764267>A.Assure him that he will get stronger>B.Tell him he's not aloneWe can ask about the Valley later.
>>42764267>>B.Tell him he's not alone>>C.Ask what happened at the Valley of the End
>>42764281>>42764289>>42764295>>42764298>>42764303>>42764306>>42764337>>42764349>>42764403>>42764440"You're not alone." you tell Sasuke. "We all want to bring her back too. Together, we can be strong enough.""I'm not alone." Sasuke responds. "But Hinata was. All this time, she's been suffering alone in darkness. And when she found her single ray of light, she followed it. And I'm the one who told her to do it. I thought I understood her, what she was going through. I didn't know anything. At the Valley of the End, she told me everything that had happened. I felt like such an idiot. If I had known sooner, then maybe things would be different."Sasuke looks out the window. "I need some time to think."You get ready to leave.>A.It's not your fault>B.It's never too late, we'll figure something out>C.Leave without a word>D.Other
>>42764267>D. You know, I could always use someone to train with. Not to dis Kiba or anything, he's an amazing tracker nin, but you're really the only non-Jonin I know who can keep up with me. So how 'bout it? You and me, once you're up and at'em?
>>42764602>B.It's never too late, we'll figure something out
>>42764602>A.>D. Go see the HokageWe should really get to that.
>>42764602>A.It's not your fault>B.It's never too late, we'll figure something out
>>42764602>>42764618This, and go see the Hokage.
>>42764602>>A.It's not your fault>D. Hokage time
>>42764602>>D.We'll bring her back and take Akatsuki down while we're at it. I promise. Go see Shino, Choji and Haku.
>>42764618This>>42764602 Then hokage
>>42764602>>42764618This, maybe something about, "You didn't fail her just because you didn't see it in time. Her clan failed her for whatever happened, and the whole village failed her for not noticing. That you didn't see enough doesn't mean you failed her any more than we did, because you still saw more than the rest of us."
>>42764602>>A.It's not your fault
>>42764618>>42764620>>42764626>>42764631>>42764638>>42764666>>42764722"It's never too late, we'll figure something out." you tell Sasuke as you stand in the doorway. "Once you're up, how about training with me? I could always use someone to train with.""Sure thing." Sasuke responds without looking at you.You leave and head for the Hokage's office. When you arrive, you find Jiraiya there, along with Neji."Kon, I apologize." Neji says as you enter. "I couldn't be there to help you, even though Hyuuga matters should be my responsibility.""Relax, Neji." the Fifth stops him. "There was nothing you could have done. You'll get your chance. I'll put together a team for tracking down Orochimaru from whatever info Ibiki gets out of our captive. I'll put Yamato in charge, and you'll be on his team. So just get yourself ready until then.""Now, Kon." the Hokage turns to you. "Give me your report on this mission.">A.It was a complete failure>B.Unforeseen circumstances led to our failure>C.Everyone did a great job, we were just outclassed>D.Other
>>42765038>B.Unforeseen circumstances led to our failure
>>42765038>>B.Unforeseen circumstances led to our failure
>>42765038>B.Unforeseen circumstances led to our failureThe truth.
>>42765038>B.Unforeseen circumstances led to our failureTurns out there were five of them, not four, and they were Jonin level. Then the sixth guy was a kid with blonde hair and whisker marks.
>>42765038>>B.Unforeseen circumstances led to our failureGive them a rundown on the mission as we know it. Start to finish. Injured jonin encounter, splitting up, who fought who, all the way through to meeting blondie.
>>42765038>"It should have been a complete and utter failure. We still failed, but we learned quite a bit about the enemy and the forces at their disposal, suffered no casualties and only minor injuries save for Choji's severe overexertion, and managed to bring back one of Orochimaru's agents for interrogation. It was a failure, but given what I know now I think it was always going to be. I'm just happy it wasn't worse."
>>42765153>>42765188These two, in that order. Good, quick rundown of the mission.
>>42764602A.D. We all failed her. We failed naruto. We failed orochimaru. We need to work together to not let this happen again. Stop letting those that need us slip through. And bring hinata home, before it is too late. Before she can't be saved.
>>42765066>>42765070>>42765073>>42765086>>42765109>>42765110>>42765115>>42765128"Unforeseen circumstances led to our failure." you tell the Hokage. "There were more enemies than we planned for, and they were all Jonin level. I'm honestly surprised we managed as well as we did."Even though you're sure Shikamaru has told the Hokage a lot already, you run down the entire mission from start to finish. When you mention the blonde kid who went by Naruto, Jiraiya clenches his fists."So it's true, huh?" Jiraiya looks down. "He really is one of them now.">A.Who was he?>B.What do we do from here?>C.Say nothing>D.Other
>>42765246>A. Who was he?"Do you know who he is?"
>>42765246>A.Who was he?
>>42765188This without the defeatism
>>42765246>A.Who was he?>B.What do we do from here?
>>42765246>>A.Who was he?
>>42765246>A.Who was he?He looked my age but I don't recognize him from anywhere
>>42765246>>A.Who was he?>>B.What do we do from here?
>>42765246>D.Other"He seemed familiar."
>>42765246>>A.Who was he?Hinata mentioned him by name, Naruto. Considering she knows him I'd assume he is or was a leaf ninja, but I've never heard of him before.
>>42765246>D. "Sasuke said that Hinata told him of all the things she's had to go through before she left. It might be worth speaking to him for some insight." Try not to look at Neji. Fail. "Additionally, I would like to point out how unfair it is that Sasuke was not given Chunin rank. His skill as a ninja is better than my own. If it's a matter of the number of Chunin the Leaf is allotted, I am willing to trade my place for his. Also, I would recommend Haku be offered Genin status, and a place on Tenten and Shino's squad."
>>42765366Too long-winded, and WAY overreaches on personnel decisions.
>>42765401We're making recommendations based on the performance of our comrades. Sasuke deserves to be Chunin and has more than earned it, and Haku has shown a willingness to fight for the ideals the Leaf was founded upon.
>>42765401Well, the Sasuke and Haku bits could be worded a bit better, but I'd say they're good ideas. Haku could work well with Tenten and Shino, and this Sasuke does seem like Chunin material.
>>42765467Except you're offering up our Chunin spot on your lonesome and the Third already explained his decisions with who made Chunin and who didn't. And Haku will make his own decision on whether or not to become a ninja again on his own. He's a big boy.
>>42765493I agree with this anon. I like those two ideas, but none of the wording of this anon.>>42765366
>>42765467>>42765493It's not our job, anons. We're not that important.We're here to deliver the details of our mission and move on to training for the next fight. Leave the personnel decisions to the Hokage and the Jonin.
>>42765535Alright fine.>>42765246Say that Hinata spoke to Sasuke at the end and recommend he give his report as well, recommend Sasuke be given Chunin status for his performance.>>42765560We can make recommendations, at the very least.
>>42765592No, anon. We really can't. We're not even a Jonin yet, we're not in a position to recommend jack fuck.
So who will be subbing for Hinata? Kon can get some Tenten, Lee, and Guy time!
To-do list from last thread.>Bro it up with Sasuke, maybe make a combination jutsu.>Help Kiba learn his chakra nature, so he can enhance his taijutsu with it>Pass out in the hospital so that Tenten wakes up to us holding her hand>Train more with Konohamaru (hang out with Asuma?)>Develop better Beam Jutsu (Faster usage, more penetrating force, better aim)>Develop better Shattershot (Spin? More efficient?)>Develop Feedback so it becomes a Senjutsu, or at least defends us better>Monkey Sage times>Learn more about Akatsuki, maybe hunt them down>Get Chakra Metal weapon (I prefer a small hammer with a spike on one side, it's just got so many uses with our chakra, both the blunt, bone-shattering force and the penetrating force)>Impact Release Body Flicker>Learn sealing so that we can make our own damn tags and store more of them>Git Swole (strength needs an up)
>>42765270>>42765280>>42765286>>42765299>>42765300>>42765306>>42765307>>42765310>>42765323>>42765337>>42765339>>42765352"Who was he?" you ask. "That boy, Naruto. He seemed familiar.""That boy is Naruto Uzumaki, the son of the Fourth Hokage." the Fifth answers. "He is the Jinchuuriki of the Nine Tailed Fox. He was also a citizen of this village, until he disappeared seven years ago. He was sighted leaving with a masked man wearing a black cloak with red clouds. Sighted by none other than Hinata Hyuuga."Jiraiya turns in his chair. "The Fourth left it to the village to protect Naruto, but we couldn't. The Third considered it his greatest failure. He never lived it down, and begged me to take his place and serve the village better."After a long silence, you speak up. "What do we do from here?""We'll see what information we can get from our captive and try to track them down." the Hokage answers you. "Though we also have another problem. That organization, Akatsuki. They're capturing jinchuuriki for their own ends. We currently have no way to protect any of the others. We need to improve relations with the other nations if we hope to make a difference. Tell me, Kon. Which would you rather do, given the choice?">A.Chase after Orochimaru>B.Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the Akatsuki>C.Other
>>42765639I'm still kind of hoping Kon gets promoted to ANBU specifically to keep doing what he's been doing: which is be on whoever's team needs him at the time.
>>42765668>>A.Chase after OrochimaruDefinitely sounds like more fun
>>42765668>>A.Chase after Orochimaru
>>42765668>B.Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the Akatsuki
>>42765668>A.Chase after OrochimaruSolve the problem at the source.
You know, I don't think we've seen Kakashi at all since he brought Sasuke to the chuunin exam finals.
>>42765668>B.Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the Akatsukithis is a chance to save Fu
>>42765668>B. Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the Akatsuki.
>>42765668>B.Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the AkatsukiLet them come to us, and do some world building at the same time
>>42765668>A.Chase after Orochimaru
>>42765668>B. Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the AkatsukiThe right thing to do. Duty before revenge
>>42765668>B.Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the Akatsuki"If we deal with Akatsuki, eventually we'll end up dealing with that snake-faced freak anyway. I can delay gratification."
>>42765710Actually you've been on missions with him in the past week, I just neglected to mention him
>>42765668>B. Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the AkatsukiThis is where we'll be most effective.
>>42765668>>B.Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the Akatsuki"Honestly? I'd rather go after the snake. But it's not about me. This is more important."
>>42765668>A.Chase after OrochimaruI'll kill each and every single member of Akatsuki if that's my mission, but Orochimaru. Will. Fall.
>>42765668>B.Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the AkatsukiDuty comes first. Orochimaru will get his eventually.
>>42765668>B.Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the Akatsuki>C.Other"Sounds like I'll be running into the snake either way. At least this way I might be able to get there before he can do any damage."
>B.Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the AkatsukiTime to bro up with jinchuuriki.Especially after failing Gaara and hinata
>>42765810Time to meet the wai-Fuu?
>>42765668>B.Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the Akatsuki"These 'Akatsuki' aren't fools. If they have a pet Jinchuuriki, they'll likely use him to go after the others. Let them come to us, and we'll have the advantage."
>>42765835I'm hoping for b-Roshi.
>>42765668>>B.Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the Akatsuki
>>42765835Fuu is literally the worst character in Naruto. She is even more worse than Sasuke, Sakura, and Sora combined.
>>42765668>>B.Protect the other Jinchuuriki from the AkatsukiWe promised the Third we would protect people. We should try to help prevent another situation like his greatest failure.
>>42765835Yes pleaseTenten need some competition after all>inb4 we failed every jinchuuriki we meet
>>42765892Domino of failure.But we collect other orphans of rare blood lines.Haku and Kon have unique techniques. Among the families of konoha we can recruit people like Kon under the Karagowa symbol.
>>42765689>>42765728>>42765733>>42765737>>42765738>>42765742>>42765752>>42765764>>42765769>>42765777>>42765791>>42765794>>42765810>>42765862>>42765867>>42765887"I would protect the other Jinchuuriki from the Akatsuki." you answer. "They'll come to us. Besides, if I can protect them, I will. I made a promise with the Third.""Alright then." the Hokage responds, spinning his chair back to face you. "I'll make sure to keep that in mind. I'm going to go talk to Sasuke. I have some special business with him anyway."The Hokage gets up to leave, while you and Neji do the same. You don't have anything to do for the rest of the day.>A.Go see someone>B.Go somewhere>C.Relax at home>D.Other
>>42765986Clan Karagowa has no bloodline. It shall be the clan that will unite all those who have no clan, all those who are alone in this world. Clan Karagowa shall be their home, and have many bloodlines. Under one name.
>>42766016>C.Relax at home
>>42762985Hey, is Tayuya still dead in this line?
>>42766016>B.Go somewhereits time to train
>>42766016>D.OtherAsk Neji about Hinata.We don't know much about her, may as well learn what we can. Could be useful in future.
>>42766016>>A.Go see someoneShino, Shikamaru or Haku.
>>42766016>A.Go see someoneGrab Konohamaru from whatever he's doing and do some training.
>>42766016>D. Ask Neji what was up with Hinata. If it's not too personal.
>>42766027>"Who are you?">"I'm a Karagowa Sir">"Fuuuck, alright do you explode? Freeze? Light shit on fire? Summon fucking monkeys?
>>42766016>B.Go somewhereLet's get some seals for explosive tags, we should have the money, and I'm tired of running out of tags.
>>42766016>A. Go see Haku
>>42766071might be good to learn to make our own
>>42766016Go see uncle? Or Kiba/Kakashi, We never visit Them y'know.Team/family first
>>42766069Wait, if our kid had babies with Haku/Ino's kid, would the baby have a Tottei Genkai?
>>42766122We must do this.
>>42766016>A.Go see someoneShino
>>42766069The Karagowa district in the leaf village is best know for their impromptu fireworks display, each display denoting either a successful graduation or a failing class, one can never be too sure.
>>42766016>Go see Uncle>Hug himShould we buy a staff?Train for summoning Enma.Training impact with knife on a rope, impact tags, impact on fires...Impact swoooordImpact Staff though. Combine that with adamant staff?Oh yeah.Sasuke needs Neji and Itachi training.Kon needs Tsunade, Jiraiya and assortment of friends.Here's an idea. Base a impact jutsu inspired by the style of allies. Possible combo and support moved.
>>42766016>>A. Go see Hakuand ask neji about hinata
>>42766238No we shouldn't buy a fucking staff. We should buy a fucking hammer.
>>42766164It's Kekkei Tota.
>>42766278oh go shove your head up your arse. Hammers are not a thing here.
>>42766319Well, we can make it a thing.
>>42766278>muh hammerHave you ever heard the phase "train as you fight"? We should use a staff so that when we reach the point where we CAN summon Enma and wield him, we actually have some degree of skill at doing so, rather than having a really powerful weapon that we have ZERO skill with because we were too busy trying to use your special snowflake hammer.
>>42766278how about a staff with a hammerhead or weight at one of the ends?Also>Not training with a staff for when we use enma staff modeAre you fucking serious?
>>42766278Jesus dude, drop it with the fucking hammer. Besides, once we learn sealing we'll have a goddamn ARMORY on us at all times.
>>42766016>>42766047This. This is good.
A butterfly sword would be good. Broad enough to use as a shield with Impact Release and to write sealing formulas on, short enough to be maneuverable, light. In Wing Chun it's also considered the basis for all other weapons training because it's treated as an extension of empty-handed combat.It's a good weapon to learn.
>>42766324Can we call it Stormbreaker?
>>42766346Exploding/Impact + Unlimited Blade Works/Gate of Babylon? That's going to be frickin' awesome.
>>42766404Let's not name it ourselves and let the situation name it.Like how Kakashi gave one of his jutsu the name Lightning Cutter.
>>42766413Dammit. Just, pop the seals, and use chakra strings to have the weapons float in a literal wall behind you and fire them off rapidly.
>>42766047>>42766051>>42766059>>42766103>>42766254"Neji, do you mind telling me about Hinata?" you ask. "Sasuke told me that she was suffering this whole time.""I can see what led to this happening." Neji responds. "I played my part in it. Until recently, I held quite a bit of animosity for the main branch of the Hyuuga Clan. I'm sure my attitude towards Lady Hinata did its share of damage. She had recieved no better treatment from her father. He considered her weak, and had her replaced by her younger sister as the clan heir. Her confidence must have been nonexistent. Perhaps I could have helped her, but for now, I have my own duty to the village. Excuse me."Neji leaves, and you decide to go see how Haku is faring.You arrive at the Yamanaka flower shop to find Haku sitting, being doted on by Ino. He has some bandages on, but otherwise looks alright."Kon, you're okay." he smiles as you approach. "That's wonderful. What brings you here?">A.Ask how he's doing>B.Ask why he came to your aid>C.Just checking on you>D.Other
>>42766440>>A.Ask how he's doing
>>42766440>A. Ask how he's doing>B. Ask why he came to your aid
>>42766440>A.Ask how he's doingand thank him for the help
>>42766440>A.Ask how he's doing"Kimimaro was pretty tough. How are you?"
>>42766440>A.Ask how he's doing>C.Just checking on you>D. Thank him for the help.
>>42766440>>A.Ask how he's doing>>C.Just checking on you"I'm checking in on everyone from the mission. Wanted to make sure you were doing okay."
>>42766440>>C.Just checking on you>>A. Ask how he's doing>>D. Thank him for his help
>>42766440>A B and C
>>42766440>D. Wanna experiment with our unique releases and make something never seen before?
>>42766555Thus Orochimaru Jr. was born.
>>42766598Is Haku the mother or the father?
>>42766555Whoa there...We need to as him to dinner first
>>42766466>>42766471>>42766491>>42766502>>42766503>>42766508>>42766512>>42766521>>42766524"I'm checking on everyone." you say. "How are you doing?""I'm doing alright." Haku replies. "My wounds will heal in time. I'm just glad I could help all of you. I heard the mission ended in failure, but as long as everyone survived, then I think that's well enough.""Thanks for your help." you tell Haku. "But what made you decide to help us?""With the time I've spent here, I've grown to care about this village." Haku looks down. "That man I fought, Kimimaro. He was like I used to be, his purpose tied to a single person. It was like seeing a reflection of my old self. But now, I live for more than that. There are so many people who I can help, who rely on me. The more people I am useful to, the greater my place in this world. So, if any of you ever need my help, I will come to your aid. It is my new purpose.">A.Good for you>B.Are you going to become a Leaf shinobi?>C.Other
>>42766787>A.Good for you>B.Are you going to become a Leaf shinobi?
>>42766787>A. Good for you>B. Are you going to become a Leaf Shinobi?
>>42766787>Wanna go out to dinner?
B.Are you going to become a Leaf shinobi?
>>42766787>>A.Good for you
>>42766787>B.Are you going to become a Leaf shinobi?>C.Go see Shino or Shikamaru
>>42766787>>A.Good for you>>B.Are you going to become a Leaf shinobi?"I'm glad. You deserve a little happiness in your life."
>>42766787>C.Other"The world could use more people with that attitude."
>>42766787>>A.Good for you>>B.Are you going to become a Leaf shinobi?
>>42766808>>42766829>>42766831>>42766844>>42766877>>42766888>>42766916"That's great, Haku." you reply. "Are you going to become a Leaf shinobi?""I think I will." Haku answers. "I think it's the way I can help the most people.""My dad is probably the one to go to for that." Ino says. "He's in charge of looking after you, so he should be able to talk to the Hokage about letting you officially become a ninja here."After talking a bit longer, you say goodbye to Ino and Haku and head off. It's around lunchtime, and you're getting hungry. Before you go check on anyone else, you head home to see your uncle, and get lunch in the process.When you arrive, your uncle quickly gets you a seat and some food. He sits and addresses you as you eat."You're looking good, Kon!" he says with his usual smile. "How'd the urgent mission go?">A.Tell him everything>B.Leave something out>C.Just tell him you failed>D.Other
>>42767149>A.Tell him everything
>>42767149>B.Leave something out"Did pretty good all things considerated, but it wasn't enough..."
>>42767149>A.Tell him everything"Well, we failed the main objective, but we killed some of Orochimaru's best agents, captured one of them for interrogation, and suffered no serious injuries. So, you know, could have been worse."
>>42767149>B.Leave something outLeave out anything that would be considered sensitive. He's a civilian, he's not supposed to know everything.
>>42767149>B. "Well..it was a failure, but nobody died." Try to put on a brave face for him.
>>42767196Exactly. Just give the broadest of general statements. "We failed, nobody died, will have to train harder for next time."
>>42767149>C.Just tell him you failed"We failed, but in the best way possible. Everyone lived."
>>42767149>>B.Leave something out"Could've gone better, but nobody died, and we brought back valuable intel. Not sure how much I'm allowed to talk about."
>>42767149>A.Tell him everythingAsk his advice from a non ninja stand point.Also he should get to meet the monkeys!And we can feed the monkeys!It'd be cute!
We need to travel to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey or wherever the monkey clan lives and learn Sage techniques over the two years.
>>42767422I hope we meet King Kong size guys, a variety of monkey nin that are basically monkey versions of our village.>Stop monkey ninja hinata from leaving with evil monkey fox
>>42767179>>42767196>>42767209>>42767261"Well, we failed." you admit. "Nobody died, though, so that's good. We'll just have to train harder for next time.""You know, Kon." your uncle tells you. "When your mother was younger, I was always worrying about her. I had no idea whether she was ever going to come back from one of her missions. I worry the same about you. But what I know beyond a shadow of a doubt, is that you'll always make sure your friends are taken care of. I'm always relieved when you come home safe, but when you do, I know your teammates are too. You're just perfect for this ninja thing. Your mother was the same way."You finish eating and get up as your uncle goes back to work.>A.Stay home and relax>B.Go see someone>C.Go somewhere>D.Other
>>42767564>C.Go somewhereTake the opportunity to start training again.
>>42767564>A. Stay home and relaxWe've already seen everyone of interest
>>42767422It would probably be the Mount Kakazan, if we're going with the Monkey King imagery. We know that place exists in the world of Naruto, the Four-Tails (who is named after the Monkey King) mentions it at one point during his boasting.
>>42767564>>B.Go see someoneShino
>>42767564>>B.Go see someoneDrop in to see the sand siblings if they're still here. Otherwise, go see Choji and Shino.
>>42767564Go see Konohamaru.Work on monkey summoning!Ask Ebisu tips on our impact release.
>>42767564>C.Go somewhereTrain. Never stop training.
guy do we have a description of how we look I cant seem to find one? I wanna try to sketch up a pic of Kon, theres an attempt in the drawfriend thread but im betting its nothing like what we all imagine. So maybe once the thread is over we could brainstorm?
>>42767564>D. Spend the evening helping Uncle around the Kitchen. And maybe learn something about not being such a shit cook. And maybe also prepare some meals to bring to your friends in lieu of godawful hospital food tomorrow.
>>42767621Sand siblings would be the only visiting option I'd support.
>>42767564>>42767644This. Needs more Uncle.
>>42767564>>42767644Supporting best fam.
>>42767603>the Four-Tails (who is named after the Monkey King)You can call him Son Goku, anon.We know you're not talking about the other one when in the context of this quest.
>>42767867When do we meet vegeta and bask in his everlasting salt?
>>42767603>>42767867Welp.I think we both know which Jinchuuriki we'll be chilling with for most of the time.
>>42767942Of courseMonkeys are awesome
>>42767614>>42767621>>42767651>>42767696>>42767725You swing by Shino's house and see him.He insists that he's fine, but is busy with something bug related, due to the amount that he lost during the mission.You leave him to it, and head to the village gate. There, you find Kankuro and Temari, talking with Shikamaru."What's up, Kon?" Shikamaru says, turning to you. "You checking in with everybody?">A.Ask how he's taking it>B.Ask the sand siblings something>C.Other
>>42767942>>42767969Well, we'd have to get Konoha and Iwa to actually work together and pull the collective forest they have up their asses about shit that happened during the war that happened 13-14 years ago before we could hang with him.
>>42767999>B.Ask the sand siblings somethingMight be nice to ask them how they've been, and thank them for their help. Just take an interest.
>>42767999>A.Ask how he's taking it
>>42767999>A.Ask how he's taking it>B.Ask the sand siblings somethingThank them for going out and helping.
>>42767999>>A.Ask how he's taking it>>B.Ask the sand siblings something"Yeah. You guys all doing okay?"
>>42767999>A.Ask how he's taking it>B.Ask the sand siblings somethingHey people, how're ya doin?
>>42767999>CYeah I feel like I should, you alright man? It was a rough on but I think we did very well considering, your a good team leader. *turn to the sand siblings* Thanks for the support in all this you guys alright yourselves, we've all had a pretty hectic month or so?
So are we going to actually do something in this thread?
>>42767867I'm not worried about confusing him with the Dragonball character. I just don't want to debase the name of the Great Sage Equal To Heaven by using it to describe someone weak enough to be enslaved by Iwa ninjas. Anyone who dares to call themself Son Goku or Sun Wukong should be so strong that only the Buddha himself can confine them.
>>42768309Hey, I suggested chilling with Uncle all evening. Anons thought that was a shit idea.
>>42768355Journey to the west was pretty cool
>>42768378Damn straight it was!
>>42768041>>42768045>>42768062>>42768082>>42768092"Yeah, I have." you answer. "How are you taking it?"Shikamaru sighs. "Failure is never easy. But all I can do is pick myself back up and do better next time."You turn to Kankuro and Temari."Thanks for your help, too." you say. "How have you two been?""Don't mention it, I just hope there are no hard feelings." Kankuro replies. "We've been recovering. In fact, we're hoping to work closely with the Leaf in the future, to take on the Akatsuki. Our father isn't exactly enthusiastic about the idea, but I'm hoping we can convince him. You think you could put in a word for us, so we can work together in the future?">A.I'll see what I can do>B.I'd love to team up again>C.I'm more concerned about other things>D.Other
>>42768393>>A.I'll see what I can do>B.I'd love to team up again
>>42768393>>B.I'd love to team up againThey were the only ones who truly cared about Gaara.
>>42768393>B.I'd love to team up againNo reason to be a dick
>>42768393>B.I'd love to team up again
>>42768393>D. "No offense, but...from what Gaara said, your father's kind of a prick. Look forwards to working with you both, though."
>>42768355He's a character based on a chinese story in a manga made by a Japanese guy. Of course the ninjas would subjugate him.
>>42768393>B.I'd love to team up again>D.OtherTell Temari we're sorry we weren't able to stop them from taking Gaara (we don't know in character that he's dead yet, but he IS still missing).
>>42768393>I'd like to meet the kazekage someday so do the same for me.
>>42768393>A.I'll see what I can do>B.I'd love to team up again"I don't exactly have any pull, but I'll bring it up. It'd be good to have honest to god allies for once."
>>42768393>>A.I'll see what I can do>>B.I'd love to team up again>>42768439I'll admit, I kek'd. And it's true. But I don't think we should actually say it.
>>42768393>A.I'll see what I can do
>>42768393>>B.I'd love to team up againYou have my word. We'll take Akatsuki down.
>>42768415>>42768419>>42768423>>42768436>>42768460>>42768469>>42768477>>42768492"I'll see what I can do." you reply. "I don't really have any pull, but I'd love to team up again."Kankuro extends his hand and you shake it."That'll be enough." he says. "You guys are going to lead your village some day, just as we are ours. You have more influence than you think."The two of them say goodbye and leave, leaving you with Shikamaru."Can you believe what he said, Kon?" Shikamaru asks. "Me, a leader of the village? Just a while ago I'd have laughed it off, but now I don't know."Shikamaru tells you goodbye and heads home. It's getting late, and the sun is about to set.>A.Go home>B.Go somewhere else>C.Other
>>42768655Go visit Kiba
>>42768655>B.Go somewhere elseFind a nice spot to practice summoning until curfew.
>>42768655>A.Go homeGo home. Spend time with Uncle.
>>42768655>B.Go somewhere elsego to the library and try to find novel ways to use chakra
>>42768655>>A.Go homeSpend some time with uncle
>>42768655Konohamaru!We gotta look after him.Dying ninja gramps told us.
>>42768655>>B.Go somewhere elseGo see Choji.We've seen everybody else short of those two jonin we spoke to for two minutes.
I'm actually kind of curious, what would be the basic requirements for learning Senjutsu? I know Jonin-level stamina is one, and with our chakra control it should be easier. But I don't think it was ever explained in any real detail.
>>42768655>C. Go back home, help out your Uncle until he closes up shop. Cooking is a skill that will make you everyone's friend on long deployments.
>>42768747He's still pretty fucked up, I thought. After all he nearly died.
>>42768748The ability to clear your mind and enter a proper meditative state seems to be essential, too. Without that focus you wind up turning into whatever animal species you learned it from and then into stone. The animals just turn directly into stone, of course.
>>42768655>B.Go somewhere elseKakashi. We need training, and that dude seriously needs a shoulder to cry on right now.
>>42768655>A.Go homeGet some sleep. Tomorrow is another day. A day to train and learn and grow stronger so we can someday smash Naruto's face in and take him to task for proving those who feared him to be completely correct. The coward.
>>42768855Damn, yeah. With this new info on Naruto, he's gotta really be messed up about it. It like he failed his sensei a second time.
>>42768655Go home and rest, we can hit the bars tomorrow to train
>>42768695>>42768713>>42768749You decide to go home and spend some time with your uncle. You help him out in the kitchen as the day winds down. Eventually you close shop, eat some dinner and go to bed.A few days later, you are gathered with Kiba and Sasuke, recently released from the hospital. You're waiting for Kakashi Sensei, and are to go on a mission."Sucks I couldn't be there, guys." Kiba says. "Don't know exactly how much I would've helped, but it's terrible not having done anything."Sasuke is looking a bit better than in the hospital, but still looks like he's got a lot on his mind.>A.Catch up with Kiba>B.Talk to Sasuke>C.Other
>>42768938>A.Catch up with Kiba
>>42768938>A.Catch up with Kiba>B.Talk to SasukeThey're not exclusive are they?
>>42768938>C.OtherNothing much to say right now. Let's just wait for Kakashi.
>>42768938>>A.Catch up with Kibagive him the paper!
>>42768938>B.Talk to Sasuke>A.Catch up with Kiba
>>42768938>A.Catch up with KibaWe could do both right?Kakashi takes his sweet time and is always fucking late
>>42768938>>A.Catch up with Kiba>>B.Talk to Sasuke
>>42768938>Guys wanna meet your animal summons?>Send them off>Kon. Where did you send them?>I'll tell you where their not Kakashi. Safe.
>>42768938>A. Fill in Kiba on what happened.>C. "So...I've done some reading, and I read about how wind style and fire style result in even bigger fire nature jutsu. Honestly, it made me curious what would happen if one of my jutsu hit a Fireball. Sasuke, wanna find out later?"
>>42768966We're going to be waiting a long, long time man.
>>42768938>>A.Catch up with Kiba>>B.Talk to SasukeTeam bonding.
>>42768963>>42768964>>42768967>>42768969>>42768970>>42768993>>42768999>>42769028You talk with Kiba at length about what the two of you had been doing. Kiba's been doing training with his family and has a couple of new moves he's really excited about. He also listens intently to your story about the mission."Whoa, now I really wish I had been there." Kiba says, before looking to Sasuke. "So what's up? Are you still down?""It's not just that." Sasuke replies. "My brother made a deal with the Hokage behind my back. He said that for him to take up the title of Hokage, the Fifth has to agree to train me."Kiba's jaw drops. "You're moping about that? You can't be serious!"Before Kiba can continue, Kakashi sensei arrives."Hello, boys." he greets you. "Today, we're going to see a movie.">End of Chapter 26Next thread will be on TuesdayTwitter is @LazeQM
>>42769220>Fifth has to agree to train me.for some reason the idea of frog sage Sasuke amuses me
>>42769220>See a movie>We Land of Snow nao
>>42769147Yeah, we're gonna need to give Kakashi a pep talk.He's the goddamn copy ninja. Master his spinny eye thing, copy his sensei's funny throwing knifes, and go to town on anyone who gets between him and naruto.
>>42769220>Sauce man will have frogs confirmedI guess Kiba will be dog/slug man then?Good Thread LazeAlso archive this bitch
>>42769220Jiraiya training Sasuke? Neat. And Sasuke already knows the Chidori. What are the odds we'll get a properly complete Lighting Release Rasengan out of this?
>>42769262So 5th trains Sasuke. I expect Tsuande now to train Kon.Poor Kiba, he is less likely to get the training to keep up.>>42769291Pretty good I think
>>42769220Thanks for running, Laze.
>>42769220>Today, we're going to see a movie."Does it star FAMOUS LESBIAN ACTRESS YUKIE FUJIKAZE, Laze?
>>42769220Land of Snow time. With the toxic damsel. Yay.And Sasuke will officially brood over anything. Maybe Jiraiya'll loosen him up some.
>>42769220>A movie.This... this is not the sort of cliffhanger I've grown to expect from you Laze.
>>42769303I think Tsunade will either train tenten or kiba since we already got Sarutobi/Enma to train us in the way of the monkeys
>>42769220So, how depressed is Kakashi right now, and will we have the chance to give him a pep talk?
>>42769318Land of Snow, AKA first Naruto movie anon. Be ready to Face ninjas with Budget Rinnegan in their armor.
>>42769332Guess we'll spend the timeskip with the monkeys, then.
>>42769347Also, we'll get to see Kakashi use the Narwhal Battle Jutsu.Yes, really.
>>42769303I'd expect that as well. He's exactly her type: highly developed chakra control, smarter than your average ninja, and extremely driven in protecting people. And not just the people who are close to him, but people he hardly knows but considers part of the "family" anyway.Too proactive and aggressive to be a medic-nin though, and that would just limit the ways in which he could help people anyway.
>>42769307The one and only>>42769333He's pretty down about the Naruto situation, but he's trying to keep his spirits upHe knows he's got a good group of kids here
>>42769347Don't forget that they've learned to use the Ice Release without needing a bloodline. Which is technically possible, we see in canon that it can be done with Water Release if you're really good at it. But still, a whole team of them is damn impressive.
>>42769332We still can't summon Enma yet for reasons. I fully expect it to be because Enma will eventually retire now that his partner is dead, leaving Sarujizo to take over the clan and become our main summon. Occasionally he'll come out for Konohamaru, or maybe Kon if we're really polite and the stars align, but I don't expect to see him much.
>>42769462They seem limited to pre-existing ice though, so Haku would probably wreck them.>>42769435What are the odds that the copy ninja will copy the funny knives.
>>42769499I'm saying that he'll reverse summon us and konohamaru to the monkey mountain so we can spend the time skip to shippuden there
>>42769499Why would Sarujizo take over the clan?Have we heard anything saying he's related to Enmu?
>>42769513I should probably let it be known that I haven't seen the movie in years and don't remember much about it aside from the shit in LK's parodySo I'm going to be watching it like three times tomorrow
>>42769499Sarujizo is a monkey that can copy peopleThats itWhy would he get the title of Monkey King from Enma if he retired?
>>42769564Yes. He calls him gramps.
>Summon Yeti Monkey for cold areas
>>42769704Every monkey calls him grampsIts the same reason everyone in the leaf calls sarutobi grampsTheyre the guides elders of their societies
>>42769427Team needs a medic nin generally though. Kon is the one that fits closely.Kiba is really too aggressive.Sasuke has his own unique stuff to work out.
>>42769635>I should probably let it be known that I haven't seen the movie in years and don't remember much about it aside from the shit in LK's parodyMeh, you're running an AU anyway, if you need to change some things around its not like people are going to complain.Personally, I expect the Village Hidden in the Snow to get a bit more time in the spotlight, if only because of the potential ramifications of Konoha gaining another allied ninja village.
>>42769766what are you doing Kon?healing explosions, it releases a cloud of chakra that rejuvenates and regenerates anyone in its blast radius.
>>42769766Being a medic-nin is HIGHLY constraining, because in canon at least the rules are that a medic-nin isn't allowed to engage directly unless you're Tsunade, or someone at a similar skill level.At some point it may pay off, but in the mean time we'd be forced to play as canon Sakura. And I don't think I could take that.
>>42769262>frog sageI wonder how his shenanigan looks during sage mode.
>>42769220Did our Uncle teach us how to cook?
>>42769837Yeah, but I think part of it is that it requires one person per team to be a medical nin.I can't really see Kiba being one.
>>42769956>I can't really see Kiba being one.Healing dog slobber!
>>42769956That would be pretty coolTeach the fucker about being calm and collected and all that shitPlus think of the interactions with that slug queen and him/akamaru
>>42769898You've known how to cook for yearsYou aren't like some great chef, but you can cook most things competently
>>42769956Haku's our sixth ranger already. He'd be perfect for it.>>42770009Does Kon know the monkey shuffle?
>>42769956That sounds an awful lot like getting shoehorned into a lousy secondary role for the rest of the game. May as well bust out the pink hair dye.And no, that's not one of the four rules. The rules are: don't stop treatment, stay off the front lines, die last, and that if you've mastered the Strength of One Hundred technique fuck all the rules, do what you want.
>>42769837I'm sure they would make an exception for Kon. Besides, even a little medical training would synchronize very well with Kons release. He could target the nervous system directly, improving the paralysis effect. He could target specific organs. He could even make someone crap themselves if he wanted to.
>>42769884Horizontal rectangular pupil surrounded by the tomoe, with an orange iris?
>>42770079Yeah, if those are the rules, Kon would never get the training. He is too powerful a front liner in tactics and ability to be put in the back.I guess medical dog boy nin?
>>42770009Impact Food Nin!
>>42770172Kiba's also a pretty strong frontline guyWith his Man beast taijutsu or whatever it was
>>42770172Just summon a healing monkey.Probably look like Rafiki.
>>42770081We're the #2 fighter in our age group, and people know it. If we could study under Tsunade without sacrificing that or shackling ourselves to a rule that determines how we are and aren't allowed to protect people, that would be cool.
>>42770213We might even be #1, it's unclear whether we or Sasuke are the stronger fighter. Though with him getting training from Jiraiya I expect him to definitively take the position, unless we also get some damn good training somewhere.
>>42770276Monkey Enma/TsunadeI'd prefer Enma since we already have his contract
>>42770146Kon and Konamaru summon the same (low chakra) monkey at different times. Allows them to pass secure messages rapidly back and forth across long distances. If you add sealing they can also shuttle supplies and maybe even people back and forth.
>>42770312You could work that out with him
>>42770276Really, Tsunade or Kakashi would be our best bet. And of the two Tsunade's basically unemployed, so she's the more likely candidate.It's just a question of whether she'd make us play by the stupid rules she made Sakura abide by, or whether she'd acknowledge that we're too talented in other areas to JUST be a medic-nin.
>>42770294So you'd prefer the guy who we can't even summon yet to the Sannin who's in the village right now, and who may well feel like she owes it to Sarutobi to see to his last student's training?
>>42770351Are we forgetting about Enma and his monkey mountain?DIdn't sarutobi learn from him IIRC?
doesnt Tsunade know a lot of chakramanagement techniques? might be worth it to train with her for the punch hard and her "Strength of a Hundred Seal"
>>42770398We don't need to summon Enma>Summon sarujizo>Tell him to ask Enma about teaching both us and Konohamaru in the monkey mountain for about 3 to 4 years in said mountain>Enma accepts and makes one of the elders reverse summon us to monkey mountain
>>42770213Kon could learn medical tech's also, just not be registered as a medical nin too.Just another skill set that he adds.
>>42770334One piece of advice regarding this movie: don't introduce anything you don't want us to steal and use for the rest of the quest.
>>42770464Like sealing the LMG that uses kunai?
>>42770438>Enma acceptsOr he doesn't. We haven't done anything to earn his respect. We haven't even managed to summon him properly. What makes you think he'd agree?That, and we have obligations in the village. The longer we spend off training elsewhere the more we're not doing our job. And splitting time between the monkey realm and the village for ALL of our training just doesn't seem realistic.
>>42770536Actually it could happenBoth Kon and Konohamaru are Sarutobi's last students, he could take them both to monkey mountain as sign of respect to the thirdAnd leaving the village for about 3 years seems bad, yes but if it's for getting the training of the monkey king then i'm sure even jiraya would understand
>>42770597Or Itachi. Depends on who's Hokage when the time for all the training comes around.
We should ask Gai for some help training. The Gates would be very useful
>>42770597We're not Naruto, anon. We have a fucking job to do as a Chunin, and we're really in no position to assume that Enma will agree to anything. Because we were Sarutobi's student for like two months, and Enma hasn't seen us do jack shit since then. He didn't even see our fight against Kabuto, since he was summoned after that point.Maybe after two years under another high-profile mentor we'd be ready for a training trip to monkeyland, but not now.
>>42770631>Or Itachi.Pretty sure Itachi would understand as well since he knows we're a pretty cool and loyal guy and we're some of the reason he's still alive.
So...how many people have mistaken Haku for a girl?
>>42770850At least one, and we'll never let him forget it.
Was haku ever romancable?he seems like the really difficult route in a visual Novel.
>>42770865>Ino's dad: "Oh, great, now I'll never get to be a Grandfather."Also, Laze, can we ask to bring Haku along on this trip? He'll become fucking king there.
>>42770871>It has been 30 years>Kiba is alone with his wife enjoy some down time from missions>"Yo dogman how did you date with Haku went?"
>>42770915>every girl Kiba likes turns out to be a guy>eventually he just gives up and accepts it
are the Uchiha still the village police? it feels like their added presence really hasn't been noticeable.
>>42770907No. Homosexuality doesn't exist in Eugenicsland. It's like a law of physics>>42770913I don't think so. He's got his own stuff to do, and he's not on your team so it'd be tough to swing itYou guys are overleveled for this sidequest anyway>>42770991They areThanks to them, the invasion had very few casualties and only minor property damage
>>42771082So who's most likely to take up the task of training Kon? If Itachi's really convinced Jiraiya to train Sasuke, I'd have a hard time believing people forgot that Kon is even a thing.
>>42771082Overleveled or not, I just want to see what Haku does with that much snow and ice at his disposal.
>>42771082>Sound ninja charge toward the leaf>Wait a sec that guy has red eyes>Holy shit there's fucktons of people with red eyes>Are we all dying/capture/BTFO so fast?
>>42771135>Even the children are fucking us up>Half of us are so deep under genjutsu they don't even know their own names>The other half are on fire>I regret everything
>>42771082Speaking of Eugenicsland, who are our candidates for breeding as dictated by the Leaf? Do they object to our affection for Tenten?
>>42771131Most people would think that the task of teaching you would fall to your teacher
>>42771201Kakashi teaching someone? That's just silly. Why are you saying silly things, Laze?
>>42771201But Kakashi's a terrible teacher, and Sarutobi's dead.
>>42771186They don't really care, they just want you to keep your bloodline in the LeafSo as long as you don't move somewhere else, they won't have any objections
>>42771201But Laze, we're not Sasuke.
>>42771201... but Sarutobi sensei is dead?Seriously, the only thing Kakashi really did was foist Kon off onto someone who had the time and the inclination. What has he ever really taught us?
We could go the hard way and try to join ANBU. No high profile sensei, the most dangerous missions of infiltration and assassination will turn us into a epic killing machine. Also, we should get a few tricks from TenTen. Getting strong the old way: danger, hard work and near-death experiences.Or we could ask Kakashi/Gai/Tsunade to train us.
>>42771317Have you tried asking him to teach you
>>42771082>You guys are overleveled for this sidequest anywayProbably. Well, unless Dostu decides to hire more of the local ninja. I always assumed that the rest of the Yukigakure ninja were not considered reliable enough to murder the legitimate damyio.
>>42771317Well to be fair he really came through on the whole give us to some one else thing. We were nobody before our bloodline was revealed and he gave us to the third. I don't think you can question his commitment.
>>42771274But what if it ends up like Minato's or Harashima's thing where it just doesn't pop up among descendants?
>>42771274>ANBU agents are specifically dispatched to ensure the perfect romantic atmosphere on Kon and Tenten's first date>Restaurant staff members are informed ahead of time>Movie theaters set aside the best seats in the house>One ANBU guy is even assigned to make sure the sidewalk is cleared along the couple's expected route>Kon hears a "daaaaw" from the bushes as he kisses Tenten good night
>>42771430Huh? Minato didn't have a bloodline. What are you talking about?
>>42771450ANBU Captain #3 is the best wingman ever.
>>42771478ANBro best bro.
>>42771464Kushina's Uzumaki Hax seals tho
>>42771499ANBro should be the next hokage.
>>42771369Have we even had time since the last time he said no?
>>42771464He had a Kekkei Genkai. That Swift Release bullshit.
>>42771548You have not asked him again>>42771551Minato had no kekkei genkai
>>42771551The Flying Thunder god isn't a Kekkei Genkai.That's what makes it so awesome.
>>42771551Swift release is not cannon IIRC
>>42771551Except he didn't, and that was just really fucking high level sealing/summoning.
>>42771551No he didn't. Swift Release doesn't exist in canon, it's just from one of the movies. Minato's just that fucking fast.
>>42771564Could we maybe... you know. Do something like that next time? Because I'll be honest with you, it's like Kakashi hasn't even existed for a while now. Since the old man cashed in his chips, we haven't really been given an opportunity to pursue further training.
>>42771657SureIt might have to wait until after this mission, thoughYou know you guys could have chosen to train with Kakashi in the week timeskip
I just wonder what Kakshi would be able to teach us. I mean, we can't use his main jutsus, and the dog contract doesn't seem particularly useful for Kon.
>>42771726I don't remember getting thay offer. I remember him saying he need to focus on sasuke because he was paired against Gara and then him offering to find us a teacher or trying figure something out for ourselves.
>>42771789General skills and polishing.
>>42771819No I mean just a couple of threads ago
>>42771789The dude who copied 1000 Justsus? A crapload of wind and lightning techniques. Also, he's quite good at sealing.
>>42771726I think we'd make for the perfect student for Tsunade though, learn her fighting style and healing techniques plus our release we'd make a much more bad ass support ninja than Saskura. To be honest Kakashi would do better training Kiba and having him sign the dog contract. Kiba trained by Kakashi would be fucking deadly as all hell. Toad Sage Sasuke, Monkey/Slug Sage Kon, and Pack Hunter Kiba.
>>42771824Honestly, i think the most interesting route we could go on the timeskip would be training alone/going on missions and stuff. Like most of the ninjas we've heard about. Instead of learning someone else abilities, we would perfect our own. Kakashi is the ideal teacher for this, but if we could do high rank missions while polishing our skills with his help, that would be great.
>>42771893Kiba being trained by Kakashi would be a beast. Heh.
Laze could we train with kakashi on the voyage?
>>42773083I don't know how much time you'll have, but maybe
>>42773143Have we fully restocked explosives?Has 10/10 given us a scroll so we don't run out quite so easily now?
>>42773326You have restockedYou haven't gotten a chance to get that figured out yet
>>42773343...who's girlier, Haku or the Actress?