Previous thread:https://archive.moe/tg/thread/42461533/#42461533Almost all previous threads:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Minotaur%20QuestTech list:http://pastebin.com/stL668QwHero list:http://pastebin.com/7kA12sh9Twitter:https://twitter.com/GMCivvieHello and welcome back to (the hopefully longer) Minotaur Civilization Quest! I would like to formally apologize for my behavior in the previous session, it was inexcusable. Previously we:>A) Honestly didn’t do much, besides sending Sophie and her now apparent boyfriend to a strip club and sent out a new expedition to make a new settlement in the New World. If you want specifics check the thread.Hopefully things will go smoothly from here.
>>42741329DROZEN STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 9362>Population Growth 2066GROK STATS>Population (Minotaurs) 8277>Population Growth 836GORRIC STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 2705>Population Growth 886>Population (Human) 1961>Population Growth 680ALAGAR STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 4019>Population Growth 486>Population (Human) 4082>Population Growth 486SECRET OUTPOST STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 8250>Population Growth 450>Population (Human) 1580>Population Growth 450HEVOK STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 490>Population Growth 300>Population (Human [Free])382>Population Growth 300CUTH STATS>Population (Minotaurs) 2575>Population Growth 820>Population (Awaken) 370>Population Growth 40>Population (Human) 2535>Population Growth 860>Population (Dwarf) 3209>Population Growth 830Ten actions and 5 techs please my good men.
>>42741341Oh, and to make up for me calling it early, you guys have three actions that are automatic successes for this thread. If you don't use them all up, you can carry however many you have left over.
Yo yo!>>42741382HOLY FUCKING SHITI mean, it was fine calling it early, because it was you and me for like, an hour, and even I get bored of that, and I love these
>>42741329Where are the poltical parties?
SPECIAL EVENT!A familiar bellowing sound erupts over Gorric as the Machine’s ship arrives overhead. As previously, a balloon descends from the craft and with it comes two constructs. The first is dressed in what could best be described as semi-noble clothing from the Victorian era, with a top hat and monocle to top it off, while the other is armored in heavy steel plate and carrying what looks to be a very big gun, with odd-looking green etchings carved into the barrel.>”Greetings chaps! I am Lord Jeremy Berrington the Second, and I am here to formally negotiate a treaty with your leader, Queen Catherine!”Stepping off the ship with the presumed guard in tow, the two quickly make their way to the capital, albeit with several confused glances from the populace. Eventually they make it to the front doors of the royal palace.>”Bloody long walk it is…Oh, your Highness! Forgive my bluntness.”He drops a knee, while the guard stands ready and silent.>”If the word has spread quickly enough then you know why I am here. Or if you don’t, in which case you really should get some sodding messengers.”He makes a noise that sounds like the machine equivalent of clearing his throat.>”We would like your permission to hunt the Snow Elf population within their reservation. In return we will provide you with the secrets of our technological developments.”>>42741426Currently there are no issues that have divided your people into these. Sans the pacifistic worshipers of the Water Spirit and even then they're underground so they can't make much of a difference.
I wont hog the auto sucess so I think it's fair every one gets to use oneDeclare Empire We unlocked Vasselhood, so establish The Pact of the Horns.Any nation or race can join, when they do, in exchange for a tribute of resources or donated citizens, they gain a garuntee that the Mighty Horned Army will crush all enemies and a seat in our new Congress. For those too poor to pay, they donate citizens as tribute, these befome Sworn Born and are state property to use in our army, academies, breeding experiments, or super soldier program as needed.Offer the deal to every one we know,
>>42741483Roll for it, if it sucks, like a 29 or lower, auto itBtw, You the guy from last Thread that came after we left?
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>42741463Like a month.ago when we unlocked congress you said poltical parties would be open next update.Also, there are still Snow Elves?I thought we genocided them all?Anyway agree to the deal but keep it secret black ops.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>42741521YeahRolling for Empire
>>42741523I did say that, and as I said before your people have not split yet. Though seeing the way >>42741483 , >>42741521 , and >>42741523 are going there will be this coming thread.>A1: Empire!>64: HOT DAMN LUCKY NUMBERS!Seeing as how your nation is a regional and global (to an extent) powerhouse, it is only fitting that you should consolidate your power. Envoys are sent out to every race and nation that you know of, and the results are as follows.Humans:>"Of course we'll join ye! Just don't do anythin' stupid."Thriae:>"I don't see the harm in it. Besides, just means I can spread the love more!"Orcs:>"Wut? Oke."Insects:>Scutteringnoises = WHAT IS EMPIRE.Snow Elves:>"OH MIGHTY GODS YES WE WILL JOIN YOU IN THE HEAVENS!"Dark Elves:>"Seeing as how we've got a Royal Marriage might as well make it official."Dwarves:>"You saved us. It is only fair we join forces."Sverfneblin:>"As long as we are allowed to continue on, we will join you."Reptiles:>"We would rather not join in this...Empire. But seeing as how you have a back door embassy, we don't really have a choice."Kech:>"Fuck off."Thus the Pact of Horns was established, stretching across the seas from the far north of Drozen to the blistering dunes of White Sands. May the Pact last a thousand years!>Pact of the Horns established!>Now I have to redraw the map.>P2 incoming.
Can we see the map again?I mean, if you still have it.
>>42741523>A2: Deal>19: Complete failure!Catherine gives a simple nod, and the machine gives a look similar to that of confusion.>"Really? Well, that was easy. Bit of a cock off...Anyways, here are some of our finest designs!"The guard makes several sputtering noises as it marches towards the throne, extending a worn and old scroll to Catherine.>"Right then, have a beautiful day!"They leave in a hustle as Catherine looks over the scroll to find that it's schematics for fine metal top-hats.>Hats invented!
Rolled 47, 94 = 141 (2d100)>>42741689Hang on, what happened to those Crytalids from that mountain?Do we have to investigate?>A2Scout for Crystalids>>42741784>A3HAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAMAKE WILLIAM A HATWE SAID WE WOULD HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH
wait i missed something. What thread did snow elves come back?Last I member we killed them all.except for.one
>>42741820You cant kill a race from blowing up a city, there would have been either survivors or people outside the city
Rolled 14 (1d100)Send samples from our first Batch of Sworn Born over to the Supersoldier lab,
>>42741850I know but when did we contact any survivorswere did the reservations of mino worshiping snow elves come on?
>>42741851Oh that number should be interesting
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>42741851REROLLAlso, start namefagging if you dont mind, it helps Civvie count up actions and votes, and we like knowing how many people are here
>>42741875Cant remember which Thread, but it happened somewhere, it rings bells>>42741897shit...should we auto?We shouldn't let a 14 happen to the super soilders
>>42741897AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWE METAL GEAR NOW
>>42741965;_;Dont judge my luck
>>42741931Come one, I want an army of super mega awesome crazy magic guys roaming the wastes.The Super Soldier turned bad guy is such a classic villian trope.Weapon X, Khan, it's so fun!
>>42741992mmmmWould give us some conflict...Ok, lets take the 6 to the face
Also, were not we supposed to be getting updates from the Super program once a thread or something? Kinda wanted to see what they cooked up.Anyway we Fifth Lab nao
>>42741820You guys never found out if that was the only Snow Elf city.>>42741875I refer to it as a reservation as that is more or less what it is. They number less than 2000 due to magical fallout from the Haduoken.>>42741819>A3: Crystalids>47+15=62: Success!The lack of a response from the Crystalids concerns Catherine to say the least. Sending a few scouts high into the mountain range they find that the clan you had known have been turned into worm food. Literally. The whole place is overgrown with weeds and what look to be gigantic masses of insects huddled together feasting on the multi-colored corpses of the people. Investigation further reveals that there is some signs of life in the upper reaches, though there is (judging by the tracks) less than 50.>A4: Hat>94: Amazing success!While the designs were strictly limited to top hats, it wasn't hard for Catherine to put together a fine tam for one of her brothers in arms. She presented it to him as a wedding gift, and after a bit of drunken laughter, he accepted it with a grin as wide as the empire.>"Thanks lass, 'bout time ah got me hat back!">A5: Sworn Born>14: Complete failure!>6: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUFFER FOOLS!When the Sworn Born first arrived at the Super Soldier testing facility, everything was normal. And then the experiments started. Recruits were cut open while restrained and screaming as their innards were plucked out and replaced with "superior" organs. Somehow a few managed to survive, though they were made irreperably insane. Of these recruits, two stand out. A lone human named Wade, who was shot numerous times in an escape attempt and is now being held in a cell, and a...thing. We're not quite sure what it is, but it's skin is some form of writhing tentacles, and the less said of the rest the better. It escaped by massacring over a hundred fully armed guards, all the while giggling about some "Elder Beings." Clearly they believe in the old stories.It lives.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>42742114Sick the Super Soldiers on the demon worms that ate the crystalidsWhat could possibly go wrong!
>>42742114>It lives.FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWE SHOULD HAVE AUTO-EDSome combat would have been nice BUT THIS!?!?!?Fuck...
>>42742106Thank you for reminding me, I forgot to post the results last thread.>"Your highness, we are proud to announce that we have managed to successfully transplant organs from one subject to another, and keep both alive! Our first major test was placing a Minotaur brain in a human body. Though we barely managed to squeeze the brain into the tiny skull, we were able to shock the subject back to life! Another fine subject was a Thriae drone that had her uterus replaced with that of a Minotaur's. She was less than happy about it, but we were able to create the first hybrids! Unfortunately, they were all some horrid abomination that died about ten minutes after exposure to air. One of the scientists tried to keep one as a pet. Not fun.">Organ transplants invented!
>>42742114i want to get involved but i have no clue whats goin on.explain it to me.keep it simple im slow as fuck.
>>42742213We are Minotaurs that now rule a multi racial empire.One of our known races was just wiped out by worms.We then sent super soldier abominations after it.That's about it,
Rolled 32 (1d100)Develop a scientific unified theory of how magic and shit works.
>>42742213Shit, I crap at explaining>sees >>42742260Close enough
>>42742260>>42742315oh.have you had any physical augmentation added? like replacing limbs and stuff , that could be cool.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>42742304Fuck, I want this so muchReroll!!!!!!!!!!!!!>pls be gud
>>42742176>A6: Super Soldiers>46: Average!A detachment of your super soldiers numbering about 20 in total were sent up to the abandoned ruins to try and murderhobo the worms. Half died on the way up the mountain, be it by exposure, falling off a cliff, killing eachother, and the occasional giant eagle attack. Five more ran off into the wilderness while gibbering like a mad man. The remaining stuck to their mission and were able to clear about half of the worms from the desecrated corpses before what could best be described as a massive tunneling snake-worm erupted from the central gardens (or what was left of them) and nom'd all but one. He promptly ran right the fuck away.>>42742213This is a civ game in which most of the solutions boil down to>Have William fuck it>Kill it>Annex it>Some combination of the aboveI recommend reading through the archives to get a full picture. Jumping in is more fun.>>42742304>R1: Scientific Theory>32+15=47: Average!For as long as your people have bothered to stay in one spot you've had a basic method of finding stuff out. This consisted of hitting the subject, fucking the subject, mixing the subject with another subject, or just looking at it.BUT NO LONGER!A wise and old scientist has devised a tried and true method for finding results from an experiment. When he was about to present these to the Queen and scientific community, he suffered a heart-attack mid opening sentence. >+5 to research rolls!>>42742324That is a possible roll on my charts. Though with the recent transplants it does get quite a boost.
Ok, I'm done being an arse and rerolling for no reason, that was arse-y of me
>>42742401Research a way to make the supersoldiers more mentally stable.maybe introduce some sort of alpha that can keep them disciplined?
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>42742401Revive the dead scientist with necromancy and make him our Zombie Chief Scientist Hero to metagame and rules lawyer all the quantum mystic hoodoo into a single system that can be played around with and autistically used for our benefit.
>>42742479invoking one of our freebies
>>42742464Good plan!>>42742479Holy shit this is brilliant>A8Ask for more tech from the Machines, if they dont, trade for it
>>42742504Rolling>>42742498Completely fine with this
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>42742518???y u no work?
>>42742464Roll please!>>42742479>A7: Dead Scientist>Automatic success!Before he even got cold Catherine had the man revived so he could finish his speech. Following this, he was asked for his name.>Please give me a name for this glorious bastard.>"I have seen death. She's quite hot, and in my brief time of acquaintance with her I was able to borrow her book of rules. I do believe I know how to be a "lawyer" of sorts so that we may have the best consistent results for our endeavors."
>>42742588>+10 to all rolls above 10!\>>42742464>>42742538Which of you would like to go first?
Dr Popolis the Inhuman Acropolis
>>42742588>Phoenix Wright picWell now we HAVE to call him Phoenix!Well, it works, he came back to life and stuff
>>42742588i dont know how to roll.im completely new to this and the instructions on the main page were just a mass of words and numbers to me.
>>42742604I'm guessing this if for Researches?>>42742604Dont mind, do you need someone to roll, person how did>>42742464?
Rolled 67 (1d100)Hey remember how slavery is our cultures ultimate taboo?Two of our State Heroes committed a (hilariously coincidentally racist) series of slave based atrocities that lead to us having to do a mercy genocide. No one is above the law, and violating Brakla's greatest wish in vengence of him is the highest sacrifice. Put the two on trial, no one is above the law
>>42742628In the options, under the name when you reply, put in 'dice+1d100', with out the '', to roll one d100
>>42742620>>42742614>"Oh, and my name is Dr. Popolis the Inhuman Acropolis, though if you would like I will accept Phoenix.">>42742628Just above the text box there's a box with the word Options in it. Click it and type dice+1d100
>>42742628type dice+1d100 in the options field>>42742620Dr Phoneix Popopulis the Inhumwn Acropolis it is !
>>42742652Disgonbegud. Keep it in reserve for next turn.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>42742464hopefully.
Oh speaking of the heroes, we never called a meeting of the whole Illumianti made up of them didn't we?This tial and calling out, plus the new guy will be a perfect chance to have the Order of the Golden Horns having a good old fashioned talk off.
>>42742652...Its has to be done...Who was it again? Tsunami and?>>42742684I'm gonna use my auto on this, we cannot have this happen, The Elder Gods will kill us
Time to go full Hickman>In before they break away and form a counter secret society with the crazy worm soldier and the Terror Drakes
>>42742684Got it. Assuming you guys want this to go first.>A8: Super Soldiers>Automatic success!After the recent "incidents" involving the Super Soldiers, it was decided to formally establish a leader for the buggers. The canidate chosen was the same man who attempted escape from the compound, Wade. He was given a series of drugs that managed to at least partially restore his sanity. And by that I mean he stopped trying to murder anyone within five feet of him without reasonable (in his mind) cause. He quickly beat the ever living shit out of the remainder and established order among them.>Super Soldiers established!>Please name these sonsabitches.>>42742711Tsunami and Roldana
>>42742701>>42742711So the Illuminati meeting and the trial will be next turn.
>>42742814Astartes?or is that too blunt?
Btw, I dont remember 'Sworn Born', the thing that started this whole Super Solider stuff, when did that happen?
>>42742879Sworn Born was this thread, Super Soldiers was two threads ago with the Book of Misery stuff. Four R's left by the way
>>42742924We've done one already, so 3>R2Find a way to make power out of Sleep, use it as an energy source and such
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>42742956Silly me, forgot to roll!
>>42742956I can't math.
>>42742814How about "Heaven""Send them to Heaven" seems ominous enough.
>>42743020Maybe some sort of religious theme?nephilim or something like that>
>>42742956>R3: Sleep>22+20+5=47: Average!Some of your blacksmiths have begun to use Sleep as a fuel. It changes nothing, besides being a massive waste considering coal does the same thing and does not explode half the time you use it.>>42743020That actually sounds pretty cool.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>42743071>R3This was my plan, but here lets skip some stuffMAGIC-ENERGY WEAPONS
>>42743071Replenish the losses taken to the super-humans.by doing whatever recruitment method they use.>>42743097can come after this im not arsed.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>42743147sorry forgot
>>42743147we have 2 Researches, Civvie just mistook R2 for R3Need a roll?
>>42743097>R3: Magic-Energy Weapons>72+20=92: Amazing success!While the blacksmiths were busy blowing each other up, your scientists and armorers had put their heads together to create a weapon made of pure magic energy. Following several non-lethal tests, they were able to develop what could best be described as a weapon-capsule. To activate the device one simply must unholster it, and it will immediately take the form of the weapon it's designed for in a dazzling array of lights. >Magic Swords invented!>Magic Bows invented!>Magic Axes invented!>Magic Hammers invented!>Magic guns invented!>>42743147This is done automatically for streamlining.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>42743251equip the superhumans with the new weapon and send them back out against the worms.
>>42743302That is an action and will be performed next turn.
One more R guys, I've done my ones, your go
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>42743344ok.sorry about this but like i said im completely new to this, a mate of mine got me into WH40K a few months ago and its just gone on from there.>>42743371physical augmentation (replacing limbs, adding limbs etc,) research.
>>42743421It's fine,Civvie was just saying that so we didn't waste a R on something unneeded, he would have said it to anyone who said something like thatreally, it's fine, new people (and there ideas) are always welcome
>>42743421No worries>R5: Augementation>31+20+10+10=71: Above average success!While prosthetics are all fine and dandy, sometimes you just want to have your arm and/or leg back. Sometimes even twice over! After numerous grisly experiments your people have developed a way for them to graft on limbs, be they living or not!>Augmentation invented!
DROZEN STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 11428>Population Growth 2066GROK STATS>Population (Minotaurs) 9103>Population Growth 836GORRIC STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 3591>Population Growth 886>Population (Human) 2641>Population Growth 680ALAGAR STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 4523>Population Growth 486>Population (Human) 4568>Population Growth 486SECRET OUTPOST STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 8700>Population Growth 450>Population (Human) 2030>Population Growth 450HEVOK STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 790>Population Growth 300>Population (Human [Free])682>Population Growth 300CUTH STATS>Population (Minotaurs) 2575>Population Growth 820>Population (Awaken) 410>Population Growth 40>Population (Human) 3395>Population Growth 860>Population (Dwarf) 4039>Population Growth 830Seven actions and five techs please!
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>42743594Use the superhumans to clear out them wormy bastards, maybe try and take one alive for...research.
Rolled 68 (1d100)>A2Check on the Arena for a New Hero!Maybe one who is a sharpshooter, and good with the new Energy weapons?
>A1: Trial>67: Success!Tsunami and Roldana were brought back to Drozen, not in arms, but in chains. The people gave them odd looks as they were brought over to the Palace. They're brought before Catherine in shame.>"You two have disgraced my husband's memory."Her voice is cold and authoritarian.>"Your punishment will be...">Choose a punishment.>A2: Illuminati>Roll please!>A3: Super Soldiers>59 = Average!Heaven, following the command of Wade, are sent out to go out as exterminators. They cleared out the bastards soon enough, with nothing special happening besides a few more running off ass-naked.>A4: Arena>Name, race, and gender please
>>42743792Sorry for the shit post, my head's feeling a bit off.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>42743792EXILE!Also as we speak I am making a cool illuminati chart.Role for epic confrontation and debate in the secret halls of heroes
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>42743792Research new armour that are neurally to the users body and the laser weapons. call it power armour.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>42743792roll for GOLDEN HORN COUNCIL!Hero - ErinHumanFemale
Oh god this Illumani failed. exile, hero replacement, civil war thing will be epic.Please take a bit longer to write on the scale it deserves.
>>42743829:(Hope you're ok, have a glass of water, in the Tauran Tundra you forgot to have water
>>42743852>"Get out of my sight. I don't care where you go, just leave the Empire."They're led away in silence.>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIn distant lands a storm is brewing, fueled by hatred and desire for revenge.It knows.>Illuminati>23: Below average failure!The secret hall's walls are filled to the brim with bickering as the heroes of the realm are busy screaming at each other.>"Look all ahm sayin' is that Cath'rrine was in tah rright sendin' those bastards away.">"That's a load of Mino shit, they made a mistake! How can you ruin someone's life for that?">"I am Queen, simple as that."William is about to continue on as Dr. Popolis the Inhuman Acropolis interrupts him.>"I OBJECT! We are allegedly the heroes of this nation, and yet we do nothing but bicker and waste the time of ourselves and the citizens. Frankly, the statistical chance of us actually performing something of note is abysmally low that we really should not even continue with these endeavors."His voice pierces the noise like an arrow through flesh.>"Now, it would be in all of your best interests for you to be silent as we continue with this meeting, lest I be forced to make you meet Death herself."The silence is thick, and is only pierced by the quiet, meek voice of the newcomer Erin.>"He's right guys. Please be quiet.">>42743927>R1: Armor>42+20=62: Success!With the recent development of grafting, you have been able to form crude neural armor, allowing you to make a sort of second skin for your soldiers. Currently it provides no benefit.>Neural skin invented!
>>42744180Research mandatory conscription for every man and woman (of all races) age 16-55 (or their years equal to this), just pass a few health tests and a few weeks training to provide the bulk of the army.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>42744298damn i did it again.
>>42744321Last auto on this plz
>>42744298>R2: Conscription>2: ..,>Typing.gif>Update>Goddammit.>Automatic success!Now, let me just say this. Most of your soldiers are over in Cuth doing fuck all. Two of the most renowned heroes of the realm have been booted out for what the people see as an unjust cause, and the beer just ran out. Normally this would result in all out riots, potentially even a revolution! Catherine's head would have been rolling across the floor had it not been for a quick way to vent your anger. This way came in the form of conscription.While less than glamorous, many people used the opportunity to let a few angry thoughts (to say the least) out, and quickly met new friends and fuck buddies in the process!>+10 to all recruitment rolls!>All citizens on the mainland now have the ability to act as a militia and receive basic training beyond what they normally get!And on that note I am calling it, as I just threw up all over my keyboard and there appears to be blood. Have a nice night guys, and I will hopefully see you next Saturday.
9 months of AP Computer Graphics for This
>>42744510Holy fucking shit, our roles are so bad we are killing the GM!
>>42744510Holy shit! Damn, Hope you're not to bad, and better quickly!
>Newbie rolls so bad he kills CivvieLooks like we have a new oh Shamed one.
>>42744624Welp, Nice to know my old name can being used for something!>>42744588I should not be laughing >Not laughing>Not laughing>Not laughing>Giggle