Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42521625/Char sheets: Layla http://pastebin.com/AZhZH83v Maria http://pastebin.com/Pz8RjLpuEli http://pastebin.com/MTKD1 Marla http://pastebin.com/xxAh2vEHAh what a fantastic way to start a morning, cramped up in the woods with a bunch of cowards, sitting in a very uncomfortable chair. Of course, me and Maria are sitting alone in the center, given oh so much room to ourselves, all that fear and nervousness makes for a wonderful atmosphere, but Maria doesn't seem to like it for some reason, she almost looks sad even. Don't know why she would be, unless all of this trash is making her upset, I smile happily, hearing more chairs getting dragged in unison, except for those few behind us, who seem to just be excited to be close to us...I'd have to kill those ones first if I."Mhm!" the headmaster snorts loudly, drawing my attention to the small stage, where all the teachers stand behind him, Mr fraust smiling proudly, as the others look rather disappointed, besides the PE and disguise teacher."It has been a year since you've left your lives behind to join our family of killers, scoundrels, and other things " He says, holding his hands behind his back as he smirks, slowly looking over the crowd as Agent horsefur fiddles with one of his guns "Some of you have not survived to see this day"He turns towards me, frowning, before he sighs and looks back up."But we do not dwell upon the tragedies of the year we've spent together, we can only move forward, and hope this year will be empty of such sorrows entirely" He continues "do not be sad my children, for you are the crop we've been tending and pruning, with a bit of unwanted help"He again turns towards me, with a look of amusement and annoyance in his eyes."And now you've outgrown your pots so to speak, but we have only a few open spaces for you to take root" He says as Miss Stone giggles from under her umbrella.cont
>>42722882>>42722882"So sadly, we must do a little bit more pruning, to get the best crop we can" I laugh loudly, as Maria clings to my arm. I stop and hold her hand to try and soothe her worries."Don't worry, I won't let them do anything to you" I say smiling gently as her hands shakes slightly "I promise"She smiles and clenches my hands, still looking pretty scared, as some of our so called peers gasp, whimper and shout in protest."Now, some of you have proved yourselves already, some far more than others, at least in killing if not the finer points of it" He says glancing at me again "but those of you who have only killed before joining us will have to do so again, take a request, leave the nesst, and coat your hands in blood so fresh"I lick my teeth."I don't think he's talking about you either Layla" Maria chuckles "So don't get too hopeful okay"I groan dramatically."Those of you who have proven yourselves already and those who return will be moved to the second year dorms, which will be personalized at your request" He says smiling like a kindly grandfather "But those who are going out for the first time, the rumors are true, we are at war with several factions, Which seem to think we're harboring the anti christ herself, or want to get some cheap revenge, or just simple hunger for power".He looks at me again, and takes a deep breath."They are the lord's dagger, the ashen cauldron, and Naturis" He say grimly, staring into my eyes "Worry not however, for they are currently tied up with out other forces, but before I send you out to play, I have a request for one of you"He takes a step towards me holding a small box in his hands."Layla Miller, will you take my request to end the unlife of one Thraddrick Braurs?" He asks with a sweet smile as "Maria" grips my arms, What do I do? Accept tell him to fuck himself ask about the reward Taunt everyone else, besides Maria Make a show out of it write in
>>42723021Aw fuck that was scarymy internet died for a few minutes, fuck I nearly broke something there
>>42723021> Accept> tell him to fuck himself> ask about the reward> Taunt everyone else, besides MariaThaddrick already?!!Wow, I thought he was gonna be our end-boss
>>42723021> Accept> Make a show out of it
>>42723021> ask about the reward> Taunt everyone else, besides Maria
>>42723021> Accept> Taunt everyone else, besides Maria> Make a show out of it
>>42723021>Grin wider then should be physically possible>accept>proceed to whispersing a song about murdering to ourselves
>>42723021> Accept ask about the reward Taunt everyone else, besides Maria
>>42723021> laugh> Accept> laugh harder
>>42723021This.>>42723202If we're not rolling on the floor in insane hysteria by the end of this I will be dissapoint
>>42723021>>42723095supporting these too>>42723138>>42723202
>>42723021> Accept> Make a show out of it> Taunt everyone else, besides Maria> ask about the reward
>>42723021>>42723138>>42723202The crazy must flow!
I smile, my ears twitching as I rub my now aching arm. Oh Thraddrick, I remember him. He hurt Maria way back when and nearly killed me. I smile widely as murderously cruel thoughts run rampant through my head. and then I smile wider, licking my fangs as I stand up. "Sure, sounds like good old fun" I say giggling as I hold my hand to my lips "Besides, I'm the only one here who'd have a chance with him right? Sending anyone else would be like sending him a living gift basket right?! I'm the one here who's actually good enough to even considered right?!? Besides of course my darling, she's far too valuable to risk, krehahahahaha"I can feel there stares as I put a hand on my forehead, that good old madness running into me again as I laugh louder, LOUDER AND LOUDER MANICALLY. I grab my stomach, still laughing as my legs start to give up, as Mike joins in laughing as "Maria" sighs heavily."HAAAA!?" I scream in pain and surprise as someone pulls both of my tails."Kitty, please don't make a scene like that" "Maria" says emotionlessly "Or I'll have to train you some more, understand?"I nod quickly, pulling my tails away from her."Riiiiiiiiiight" The headmaster says I giggle some more, smiling. This..this feels good, like..like I don't know anymore "Well, for this mission, you may take any student, any teacher, any agent, any one you think you need to kill the old bastard, Anything at all" He clasps his hands together and sighs"I will also be granting you seven coins, for good luck of course" he says the crowds of students says nothing, but a decidedly terrified air falls over them "But I have to ask, what's the reward?" I ask licking my fangs again "I like a good reward""Say it, and I'll give it to" He says smiling as he steps back "Now the rest of you, report to Building E for you assignments, Except you Mrs smith, you can...start decorating or something, but Mrs miller, when you're prepared, go to the airfield"cont
>>42723454>"Kitty, please don't make a scene like that" "Maria" says emotionlessly "Or I'll have to train you some more, understand?"Welp. I'm gonna need a wrie-up of both our classmtes and the internets reaction to that when the thread's done> Except you Mrs smithWell looks like the headmaster knows what happens if he lets something touch our maria
>>42723492>I'm gonna need a wrie-up of both our classmtes and the internets reaction to that when the thread's doneWell, they got videos of that sort of training.
>>42723454>Well, for this mission, you may take any student, any teacher, any agent, any one you think you need to kill the old bastard, Anything at all"Yes...YES! Fraustwolf time?
>>42723454And with a sympthony of screams and shouts, the crowd of students leaves me alone with the still laughing Fraust, Maria, and the teachers.what do you do? Go to the airfield say good bye grab some meatshield assemble a team *Who* (Anyone once can be chosen) get some supplies *what* take a special item with you Kiss Maria write in
>>42723526 get some supplies *what*Explosives and napalm Kiss Maria
>>42723526> assemble a team *Who*fraustfraustfraustThomasHeadmaster. (He DID say anyone)> get some supplies *what*All the explosives ever, napalm> take a special item with youWerewolf fang, the sword if maria lets us> Kiss Maria
>>42723526> assemble a team *Who* (Anyone once can be chosen)>Fraust and Klementine> get some supplies *what*>As much explosives as they dare giving us> Kiss Maria
>>42723526> get some supplies *what*Explosives of all kind> Kiss Maria> assemble a team *Who*
>>42723526> assamble a team, fraust, thomas and klementine> get some supplies, explosives, guns for thomas> take the fang with us> Kiss Maria
>>42723526> grab some meatshield> assemble a team *Who*Fraustfraust, the witch, the slave nun and whoever of the double faced coin wants to come with us> get some supplies *what*>You know it. Take that delicious C4 and those fire bombs> take a special item with you>Syringe with vampire blood, and werewolf fang> Kiss Maria
>>42723526>Take Maria with usI just think it'd be kinda poetic, albeit a terrible idea
>>42723707yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah considering he be yandere as hell for us, we better not take maria
>>42723707"Maria" saved our ass the last time. So its not really a terrible idea. Though Thaddrick might make her a priority target this time out of jealousy.>>42723526Do we have access to those sunfire rounds again?
>>42723707>>42723731>>42723741Might be a perfect chance to vamp maria though
>>42723741>So its not really a terrible idea.Nah, it really is a terrible idea when you consider quite how not-supernatural Maria is in comparison to us and then the fact that we'll supposedly have a hard time against Thadrick himself. I just sometimes like making terrible decisions.That aside, anyone else kinda sad that deal old Thadders is gonna bite the bucket? I've always enjoyed his antics and general benevolence.
Should we take marla?>>42723780He's not really benevolent, he's more obsessed, but yeah I'm slightly disapointed. Think of it this way though, given our power we'll probably be able to pull a jack/alive with him and he'll stay a character
>>42723777>Might be a perfect chance to vamp maria thoughWell, we'd need to get his blood into a cauldron first to up the ante, making things a whole lot more complex if it's to be done during rather than after the event (and if it's after, then it's not like Maria needs to be around for it).Moreover, haven't we been trying all this time to find a different means for immortality for her? Going vampire now feels a little like a cop out, even though I'd personally have no particular qualms to her being one.>>42723799>Think of it this way though, given our power we'll probably be able to pull a jack/alive with him and he'll stay a characterYeah, I'm definitely hoping for that. It'd be kinda like Alucard summoning himself.Thinking about it... If a high level vamp drains the blood of another high level vamps minion, do they steal the minion for themselves?
>>42723780>That aside, anyone else kinda sad that deal old Thadders is gonna bite the bucket?I'm actually very sad. I had hoped to battle him at our wedding, when he comes to interrupt the ceremony.
>>42723799Can't we convince him to let us kill him so he can join us in our head forever?
>>42723840>when he comes to interrupt the ceremony.Or, alternatively, as a substitute father...
>>42723849Probably not, at least, not entirely.I mean, I'm sure he'd love that, but he's also the kinda guy who would want to make it fun. And by that I mean it's a case of "I'm totes down for that bby, but only if you can kill me"
>>42723859As father of the bride? That'd be kinda hilarious.
"Anyone?" I ask smiling "Oh you simply spoil me Headmaster, Mike?""Of course, wouldn't let my star pupil just go off on her own" Fraust says smiling as he walks off the podium "besides, always wanted to kill a vampire""Well then, lets get a few others to join in on our fun" I say grinning widely as I turn to walk away, before Maria grabs my arms again, looking up at me with a worried glance.I frown, and then smirk, as I lean down and give her a quick kiss, blushing as I turn away."I'll...I'll be careful okay?' I say nervously"Good, just...please come back, I.." Maria says, before she sighs "Don't think I could go one living without you around now""I will, not like anything could kill me now anyways" I say shrugging "but I'll make sure to bring you back something nice, okay?"She nods, wiping her eyes as me and fraust walk out of the woods."So what poor bastards are we bringing along?" Mike asks, putting his one hand on my shoulder."Thomas" I say tilting my head "We can always use a zombie on our side, especially one who's always pissed, and Clementine, I think she'd like a bit of time out""Ah, okay" Fraust says grabbing a radio on his side "Hey Marrow marrow, get the corpse and Bloodsucker for us, kay...oooh and a lot of explosives, and guns, plenty of guns, right..right...well that isn't important now is it, alright, see yoooou"."Well that was a bit easier than I imagined it would be" I say nodding slowly"Eh, no reason to waste time" Mike yawns...."Okay, why the fuck do you need me again?" Thomas asks, picking his teeth as he looks at me with his dead eyes "I mean I'm not complaining, but fuck""We're going to kill a very old vampire" I say smirking"Of course we are, why must we kill our undead brethren so often" He sighs heavily "seems kind of pointless""Why are you whining? he probably has lots of slaves and things for you to eat" Mike says gnashing his teeth as he drags two giant metal boxes with his one arm cont
>>42723888Clementine licks her many fangs, shaking as mike mimics biting someone apart."So, who is this asshole anyways, besides ancient?" thomas asks , looking at all of the various fire arms around him "Almost seems like too much overkill for one fucker"<Care if I explain it?>I shake my head as Fraust tosses the boxes into the back of the helicopter, groaning as he stretches his back.What do I do? Explain it to thomas Let Jack do it Get in and discuss plans take a cat nap Give clementine an order start fiddling with explosives 1d20+ Fraust to add an extra oomph write in
>>42723947> Let Jack do it
>>42723878Yeah, it actually would be
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>42723947> Let Jack do it> start fiddling with explosives 1d20+ Fraust to add an extra oomph
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>42723947> Let Jack do it> start fiddling with explosives 1d20+ Fraust to add an extra oomph
Also not gonna lie, kinda feel a bit cheap having an epic duel versus our forbearer with allies backing us.It's like admitting we aren't/weren't able to grow stronger than him.
>>42723966So the plan is pull a jack with him after we beat him, and have his summoned bloodghost thing make an appearance?>>42723989He has been a vampire for several thousand years, we've had one.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>42723947> Let Jack do it> start fiddling with explosives 1d20+ Fraust to add an extra oomph
>>42724002fine, I don't really care much about what the zombie thinks anyways., But keep it short, I want to get going.<Okay, one moment please>"Woooow" Mike says chuckling as jack pullshimself out of me, dusting his cloak off as Thomas looks at him without a hint of surprise "Can I be the godfather""Well, my revenant friend" Jack says smiling as blood flows down his face "he's a first generation vampire, meaning he made a deal with the devil himself, LUCIFER, SATAN, understand? he's seen the fall of generations and the birth of nations""Right" Thomas says nodding "don't really care""Oh but you should" Jack says frowning as Fraust motions to some explosives in his hand "He's devoured armies, he's strong and mighty, hell even with all this I doubt we can do it, in fact, I'd advise againt facing him yourselves""BAH!" Fraust shouts loudly, throwing one of his boots at jack"Fine, don't listen" Jack sighs as he turns back into a drop of blood"Well, that was real fucking strange" Thomas says as he walks into the plane, while me and Mike fiddle around with various explosives, giggling, before we get frustrated and give up."Wait" Clementine whimpers, following us into the plan quickly"So we're just going to new york right?" Thomas asksMike nodsWhat do I do? discuss plans try to fiddle around with the explosives again 1d20 use a special item talk to jack tease Thomas Celebrate with fraust skip to landing write in
>>42724146> discuss plans
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>42724146> discuss plans> try to fiddle around with the explosives again 1d20
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>42724146> discuss plans> try to fiddle around with the explosives again 1d20> use a special itemIs it maybe worth flooding our undead veins with a poison or paralytic on the offchance that Thad takes a chomp and moreover isn't as resistant to the effects as we are?> talk to jackAlso>finally revealed that Thad is 1st gen after allWhewey, this gonna be a tough one lads.Does that make Satan a 0th gen vampire?
>>42724146> Celebrate with fraust> discuss plans
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>42724146> discuss plans> try to fiddle around with the explosives again 1d20
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>42724146> discuss plans> try to fiddle around with the explosives again 1d20>>42724228>and moreover isn't as resistant to the effects as we are?I'm pretty sure we did use poisons against him in the first round.
>>42722882>"Some of you have not survived to see this day">He turns towards me, frowning, before he sighs and looks back up.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>42724146> discuss plans> try to fiddle around with the explosives again 1d20
"Hey fraust, mind if I see the fun stuff again?" I ask holding a hand out as he begins to set up various timers and triggers in a block of c4. He grunts, tossing me a bag of his supplies without looking away from his work. I smile and begin to toy with it, changing the ratios of some bombs, putting shrapnel in others, and even getting a bit of napalm in there."So do we have any kind of plan besides the good ol kill everything?" thomas asks."Purge the unclean soul in fire?" Clementine asks "....er I mean, no, none at all""Blow up a good portion of the big apple's sky line, and hope we get im in it" Mike says smiling evily, his eyes glinting in the red light of the helicopter."Okay, what about you cat, do you have any plans that aren't shit?"" Thomas sighs, heavily "Hmm" I grunt as I continue at my work, mixing up a nice present for old thradrick*Success, explosives deal extra damage and set fires for this mission*"I'll take that as a no" Thomas groans "Well I have a few" I say shrugging<As do I, but...>[don't tell her]Tell me what?<Nothing, it's...not a good idea, too costly for it to be worth anything>I shrug, as I unscrew a case, before tossing the screwdriver in my hands away."We could poison him, use me as bait, or as Mike said, boom" I say smiling."Oh this is going to go fantaaastically" Thomas sighs as he leans back.I shrug and put the bombs to the side of my seat....a few hours later."We're arriving at our destination in a few moments" The pilot says, rousing me from my nap as some mid afternoon sunglight burns my eyes a bit.I look out the open door and see a lot of buildings under me."Come on coooome on" Mike chants from the side of the door, as Thomas stares at the ceiling and clementine clutches her stomach whimpering as she chews on her bottom lip...Mission start..."So where'd you want to land darlin?" Ol georgy asks cont
Fuck I am late, why didn't we bring the whole double sided coin?
>>42724450contWhat do I say? Right on top of his hotel airport streets building next to it just bring us up to the windows okay? here's fine *leap out* ask jack about his plan write in
>>42724459Lots of them are basically just victims for Thaddrick to hypnotize
>>42724470> Right on top of his hotel ask jack about his plan
>>42724470 here's fine *leap out* ask jack about his plan
>>42724470> building next to it> ask jack about his plan
>>42724478Which ones do we figure could take it?
>>42724470> building next to it
>>42724535Thomas seems overall angry and dead enough to not care(though I didn't vote for taking him with us because I'm not sure. I had hoped Laylas grip on Klementine would prevent mind.-control from Thaddrick.I don't feel confident any of the others could take it.
>>42724470> just bring us up to the windows okay?> ask jack about his plan
>>42724565Lily would probably have been fine since she is a sortasuccubus and hypnosis is kinda their thing. That being said she probably doesn't have the firepower to deal with someone who is "Fucking invincible"tm.Mr. Torgue is probably the opposite.
>>42724653>Lily would probably have been fine since she is a sortasuccubus and hypnosis is kinda their thing.I don't see that suggesting any sort of resistance to hypnosis.
Well we don't want him to know we're here just yet, so I guess we should take things a bit slow, as boring as the sounds."The building next to the black cat hotel" I say "take it slow though okay?""Gottcha" Georgy says before mummering"Glad I don't have to be on the same roof as a vampire, I'll tell ya"I hum as Mike jumps off before the helicopter can land, slowly standing up and dusting himself off with his one hand as he carries two duffle bags under his shoulders.The helicopter lands a second later, Thomas walking off, brushing away Fraust' flowing mane of hair blowing in the wind.Clementine growls, or maybe her stomach did. I sigh and grab her arm, dragging her out onto the roof as she looks at georgy hungrily."So what was that plan of yours anyways jack?" I ask smiling as the blades stop spinning above me, cold air blowing around me<Fine, look, if you really want to know it, just know it would require a lot innocents to die horribly to make it work>"I don't care about that, and neither does anyone else here" I say as Mike looks around smiling"Oh great, she's talking to herself now" Thomas sighs"What you don't do that?!" Mike asks very loudly as he clenches his fist in the air "it's a great way to pass time when no one wants anything to do with you!!""Hungrrrry" Clementine whimpers"For once, I'm kind of glad I can't die" Thomas says shaking his head<So you'd be okay with tearing a hole in reality, possibly dooming this entire city in a moment just because you decided to be clever and not fight the first generation vampire?!>I bite my tongue, looking at the shining black cat logo as the wind howls softly What do I say? Mike, make it loudOkay, lets sneak in from the back 1d20 JUST TELL ME THE PLAN GODAMMIT Summon a soul Cast a spell 1d20 use something Thomas, distraction Clementine, you hungry? write in
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>42724739>Wait, NOT fight him? Not interested anymore.>Okay, lets sneak in from the back 1d20
>>42724739>To Jack: That sounds fun but not personal enough to be satisfying...> Thomas, distraction> Clementine, you hungry?
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>42724739>Okay, lets sneak in from the back 1d20>Not fighting him? Bored now.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>42724739> Thomas, distraction> Clementine, you hungry?>Okay, lets sneak in from the back 1d20
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>42724739>Okay, lets sneak in from the back 1d20> Summon a soul>Alive
>>42724770>>42724791Welp, there goes our luck this. It's coins from here on out, lads
>>42724770>>42724791Double crit. Coin this.
>>42724739>and dusting himself off with his one handCouldn't he get a robot hand?
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>42724739>Okay, lets sneak in from the back 1d20And here's a one
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>42724739>>42724770>>42724791Welp, I guess I support the battle lust. Khorne blessed these dice
>>42724805>>42724837>>42724879No coin, on this. There isn't even any point. And we will need those coins.
>>42724680It is fairly common in my experience in /tg/ related things. This isn't me arguing to take her though so don't get confused.
>>42724903>It is fairly common in my experience in /tg/ related things.Well, IIRC succubi in D&D aren't resistant to mental-influence effects.
>>42724897It enhances the crit.
>>42724924Yes, but that wouldn't really do anything here. We already got a double 20, we won't get much sneakier.
>>42724918Don't they normally have crazy high will saves?
>>42724949Looking it up, its actually just decent. +7 on 6 HD.
>>42724948>blow all 7 coins>sneak out of reality>Jack's plan comes to inadvertent fruition>City isn't even touched
"So we wouldn't fight him in your plan then?" I ask staring at the neon cats tail flickering back and forth, almost making it look like it has two, like me "Suddenly I don't care anymore, sounds dull, boring even"<Good, I wouldn't want to do it anyways, it's probably best you just do what you usually do and charge in madly""You know thomas, sometimes I think we're the only two sane people here" Thomas says angrily, slapping the back of my head "Well gee Thomas, that's a mean thing to say and you didn't need to slap her like that"I turn around and glare at him, as he shrugs, making an angry offended scoff as he walks away."Can I eat him?" Clementine asks, biting her fingers"Unfortunatly now" I sigh as I look down the side of the building, "Okay, we're going to get down from here and sneak in through the back got it?""Aye aye, more chances to blow everything up that way" Fraust says nodding"Understood" Thomas says flatly."Okay just stand still for a second" I say holding my hands up, in a web like shape as I close my eyes, skittering, biting, spinning, weaving, climbing, consuming.My hands glow a sickly light green, and I smile, as I quickly run them over the backs, before running towards the side, and down the side of the building. Clementine screams, and Fraust laughs, already running after me down the side, and into the trash filled alleyway next to the building. I yawn, stretch as my feet touch the cold concrete ground. "Fucking magic" Thomas sighs as he joins us, dragging clementine along as she bites into his arm "Fucking vampires...fuck everything""Be quite" I hiss quietly as I get down on all fours, Mike copying me for some reason, don't know why he's doing that, I don't really mind but it's still weirding me out.I slowly creep along the ground, glad I put on my cheshire out fit, so my hand don't get all dirty, ergh I can just imagine how dirty the floors are here.I sigh, pushing the door up the small set of stairs open.cont
>>42724948You can always get sneakier.Did we have any coins before HM gave us some for this?
>>42725035I think we had 2 or 3
>>42725028I look around, seeing shelves covered with pots, flour, and knives. Other bits of food lie scattered around, as a Man with a large white mustache sits in the corner, staring in the corner with a knife in his hand, his knife hand shuddering as he.Oh I look up and grin, a couple dead empty eyes looking back at me as they drain. Fraust slips past me, putting a few blocks of c4 around, as Thomas scrolls past casually.Clementine crawls in after him, chewing on her own wrist as she keeps staring at the floor.What do I do? try to get to the elevator  go to the stairs sign in at the counter cast a spell 1d20 Kill the cook get a bite to eat for me and clem use something split up write in
>>42725090> get a bite to eat for clem> go to the stairs
>>42725090[X] get a bite to eat for me and clem[X] go to the stairs
>>42725090> go to the stairs> Kill the cook> get a bite to eat for me and clem
>>42725090> Kill the cook> get a bite to eat for me and clem> sign in at the counter
>>42725090> go to the stairs> get a bite to eat for me and clem
>>42725170>> sign in at the counter
>>42725251I just find the idea funny.
>>42725262>lulz voting on a high level boss missionSo you are retarded.
>>42725293How else do you intend to find him? Hypnotising the reception would have given us a lead.
I lick my lips as I stare at the shell shocked face of the old cook. Oh it's not like any one would miss him, and besides, Clementine needs some meat in her before she ruins this whole operation. I creep up behind him, as he begins to sniffle and sob. he goes to stand up, before I grab his head, biting him in the back of the neck. He gasps, and then moans, twitching as I suck him nearly dry. He stares at me with a happy look in his eyes as I let him fall to the ground, walking away as Clementine creeps up behind me, panting.I hear bones crunching and flesh tearing as I walk over the now open door, peeking out of it to see fraust and Thomas heading towards the emergancy stairs.AH good idea no one ever uses those thing, so we'll be completely unnoticed until we get to the fun part at least.I crawl and creep over there on all fours."Didn't bring your blood whore?" Thomas asks flatly as Mike plants more c4 at the bottom of the stairs "Did you prepare for this at all?""Well sorry if I didn't want to bring her back here" I sigh angrily "She's the one who made me into a cat"Thomas giggles."Oh that's just hilarious" He chuckles"Oh shut it" I growl.What do I do? Go up the stairs 1d20 for stealth Climb up the stairwell 1d20 Send some one to make a distraction 1d20 summon Cast a spell 1d20 use something in inventory  write in
>>42725304You didn't vote to hypnotize him, you voted to sign us in.Why would he tell the receptionist where he is?
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>42725327> Climb up the stairwell 1d20>leave behind C4
Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d20)>>42725327[X] Send some one to make a distraction 1d20Thomas[X] Climb up the stairwell 1d20Oh god of dice be merciful.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>42725327>>42725347seconding
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>42725327 Climb up the stairwell 1d20
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>42725327> Go up the stairs 1d20 for stealth
Rolled 20, 7 = 27 (2d20)>>42725327> Climb up the stairwell 1d20> Send some one to make a distraction 1d20>Clementine
"Oh yeaaaah this is going to be a good show" Mike yells quietly happily, smiling like a little kid as he puts another block of c4 down"You know, it's a good thing I'm immortal" Thomas says shaking his head "Because I'd be fucking furious about this if it could kill me""Oh stop being such a whiner" Mike sighs "Just setting up some fireworks for our exit, don't see what's got your panties in a twist""Everything?" I ask as grab the bar on the side of the stair well and begin to slowly shimmey up"Pretty close to it at least" Thomas says shrugging as he follows me up the side"Wow, didn't know someone could be such a bitch" Mike chuckles"Shut it torque" Thomas growls as we get higher and higher off the ground.I look back, and see Clementine a yard or two behind us, chewing on a hand missing three fingers, her eyes empty and washed out. I smirk and shake my head, what can I do with her...besides torture her again?...hmmmI gasp and slip off the side, as a door opens, I manage to keep my hold, as Thomas and Mike do the same, as a man dressed like a security guard walks past us. He sniffs the air, and looks like he's a bout sneeze before Thomas grabs him, and tosses him down the stairwell with a bloodcurdling scream.I hear a crunch, as Thomas laughs, almost happily."Oh, he broke his neck" Clementine sighs "that's the best part you know...""Don't care" Thomas laughs"Ahhhh this feels good, being back on the job" Mike says happily as he kicks the rail under him and the stairs of a few time until he can pull himself back up to the ledge as I pull myself back up with some effort."Okay, lets get going" Mike says smiling widely.What do I do? head towards the top 1d20 to the ballroom 1d20 Explore the floor 1d20 split up plant more explosives *three sets left* write in
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>42725604> to the ballroom 1d20
>>42725604>Plant explosives under the ball room.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>42725604> to the ballroom 1d20>plant explosives at the entry of the room
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>42725604 Explore the floor 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>42725604> Explore the floor 1d20
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>42725604> to the ballroom 1d20
>>42725604> Explore the floor 1d20> split up>Two teams, Layla and Fraust, Thomas and Clementine
>>42725690We used up our luck, and now the time of nat1s has come.
"So do you have any idea where he'd be?" Thomas asks"Be quite" I say sternly"Does it really matter where he is exactly?" Mike asks shrugging "I mean explosives aren't really the most accurate things in the world, so why worry about things like finding the target first""Okay, can you stop talking now?" I ask smiling, turning to the two "We kind of need to at least try and be sneaky for once""Because, I don't want to have to dig my ass out of a few metric tons of!"Thomas says angrily as a door opens and "Oh fuck me"*bang*Thomas falls back, gripping onto the bar with one hand as the other clutches a hole in his cheek, he screams angrily at the terrified looking guard, who's probably wondering why he isn't looking at a corpse right now. "S..sir please leave the premises or I'll...shoot again?" He says weakly, aiming the gun at the pissed zombie trying to crawl over to him.What do I do? Stab the guard 1d20 push thomas off 1d20 look into my eyes 1d20 Bite and dominate 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 syringe him with a paralytic 1d20  go full laylacard try to talk to him write in
>>42725886> go full laylacardGuess now is as good a time as any to find out what that means.
>>42725886> go full laylacard
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>42725886> syringe him with a paralytic 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>42725886 look into my eyes 1d20
>>42725907>to find out what that means.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>42725886> look into my eyes 1d20
>>42725948We haven't actually voted for that option and seen her go full laylacard yet. We actually don't knwo what that looks like.
>>42725983>We haven't actually voted for that option
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>42725886> Stab the guard 1d20> go full laylacard
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>42725886> syringe him with a paralytic 1d20
And now things start to get exciting. I smile as I flip over the railing, giggling as I do so. The man takes a step back, his finger twitching around the trigger. I duck to the side, the bullet pinging off the railing, ricocheting around as my ears ring and it gets hard to think straight.I chuckle, as I pulling a syringe from my side, spraying some of it's tasty contents at the guard,he fires another shot, clipping my face. I grin wider, as I force the werewolf out of the pinky sized cut on my face, probably making me look horrifying as I laugh over the ringing in my ears*bang bang*two more twinges of pain along my arm and side, but it doesn't matter, besides, letting me get more of my "friends to play"The man opens his mouth to scream as arms and half formed face try to claw their way out of me. But he doesn't make a single peep, I grab him, calling the souls back into me, as I stab him in the neck, pushing the plunger down. I smirk I watch the pale whiteish liquid bubble and vanishes as he twitches, pissing himself as he drops like a sack of bricks I rub my face, my arm aching a bit as pain squirms through it. Oh good, those were normal bullets. I smile as I feel my skin start to patch itself back up."So, time to get nice and LOUD!?" Mike shouts as he leaps to my side"Fucker" Thomas growls as he spits blood onto the frozen man"Excellent work mistress" Clementine says "though you should've kill him I think"What do I do? finish the job  find a place to hide 1d20 continue upwards split up Interrogate him  write in
>>42726187 Interrogate him
>>42726187> Interrogate him
>>42726187> Interrogate him> finish the job
>>42726187> finish the job> Interrogate him
Thomas kicks the man over on his stomach, placing his foot on top of his head as he begins to cry and try to say something."Oh be quite, you're just going to make yourself look a lot more pathetic than you already have, if that was possible" Thomas says as he raises his foot, before fraust grabs the scrawny man's leg and pulls him away as thomas cracks the concrete stairs with his boot. Oh damn, I kind of wanted to see his skull get crushed like a rotting fruit, hmm well fraust should have some good idea or another."Say, friend" Mike says smiling "Have see a vampire round here, looks like a pansy and shit?""Nnnnnn" the man groans"Oooh that's a shaaame" Fraust says "I guess I"ll just have to leave you here, with all my piles of EXPLOSIVE""NAllooom" the man cries, his eyes glancing up the stairs, It's hard to tell, but I'm pretty sure he's saying ball room. "nallooom""I think he means the ball room" I say smiling"Fantastic!" Fraust shouts, throwing the man away like he was a little dall."NNnnnnnnnnn!!!" *CRUNCH*"Can't you just kill one of them normally?" Clementine sighs "You're ruining their bones and organs""Don't care" fraust sighs shrugging dramatically as we he walks up the stairs.I shake my head."Come on, can't let fraust run off on his own" I say running up the stairs after him."Yes we can!" Thomas yellsI catch up to him as he kicks open a door and runs down into the hall.What do I do? run after him 1d20 stop him set up explosives hide somewhere 1d20 summon someone cast a spell 1d20 write in
>>42726497 stop him set up explosives
>>42726497> stop him> set up explosives> summon someone, the loser vampires
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>42726497> run after him 1d20
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>42726497> set up explosives> hide somewhere 1d20> summon someone>Send Jack and Alive ahead as bait
>>42726497> stop him> set up explosives
"Fraust!" I whisper "What are you doing?""The mission, can't you tell?!" He asks, smiling dumbly as he puts his hand to his hip "Why waste time tip toeing when we can just find him""Look as much as I want to just run in there, we can't" I say, wincing as I say the last word, can't believe I'm the voice of reason for once, this feels terrible, no wonder no one wants to deal with me on jobs "we've got to have the element of surprise for this, under stand?""So plant a fuck ton of explosives, and then run at him?" He asks"Y..yeah actually I mean, I think that's a good enough sneaky plan at least" I say shrugging "Wonderful" He sings as he stars to line the hallway, that's covered in pictures of me smiling in a wedding gown as well as what looks like...Maria on a stake...I stare at the picture for a moment.Yep, I'm going to tear him apart, for even thinking about hurting her."Love what you did with the place" Thomas says flatly as he walks in"Mistresss" Clementine whimpers "I don't like it up here, it smells terrible, no...just wrong""Ooh, guess we're on the right flooor" I say smiling as I turn, hearing door creak open."AH BELOVED!!" Thraddrick shouts, wearing a bathrobe over a greyish black suit with a bat shaped tie "Come to join me in eternity...Oooh you even brought some presents for meeeee, how thoughtful, though I could do with out the trash"His greying bear is well groomed, his hair greased back, with a bowler hat resting on the top of it."Oh, someone ass hole who wants his skull caved in, wonderful" thomas says grinning as Clementine hides behind me.What do I do? throw a knife at him 1d20 try to stab him with both knives 1d20syringe 1d20 syringe gun 1d20 *Boooom* summone some one Of course I...did?, I couldn't resist not seeing your....beard? any longer *free attack* cast a spell 1d20 Scream at him  write in
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>42726795> Scream at him > summone some one>Alive and Jack> cast a spell 1d20>Hellfire
>>42726795> *Boooom*We did this for a reason after all
>>42726883He isn't closer to the explosives than we are though?
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>42726795> Scream at him> summone some one, werwolf> try to stab him with both knives 1d20
>>42726795> Scream at him>Lure him into the C4 clad corridor> *Boooom*
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>42726795>>42726920Supporting, shouldn't we roll for luring him?
>>42726795How are we in relation to all our explosives right now?Aren't they behind us?
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>42726920> Scream at him>Lure him into the C4 clad corridor> *Boooom*
>>42726984Wouldn't the "boom" option the blow us up?
>>42727032Okay...'m not sure why its a option on its own then.
>>42726795one of these then I guess>>42726857>>42726914
I scream in fake terror, and turn around and run the other way, his eyes going wide with confusion and worry as I do so. I can hear Thomas laughing behind me as I run down the hall of paintings of me, all with smiling faces as I hear thraddrick running behind me, over the now thoughourly messed up and tossed around carpet."Love? Love it's me, don't you recognize my face?" He asks sounding manic with worry "I'll get it changed, please don't flee from"I smirk as I turn down the corner, as Thraddrick walks into the line of explosives,"FRAUST!" I shout loudly as Mike starts to laugh as Thomas and Clementine run down the hall the other way as.*BOOOOOOOM* Dust,debris, blood and frabric fly past me, as well as a painting of myself burning as it tumbles to the floor.The hall is gone. Thraddrick stands in the center of it, his body slowly piecing itself together as he glares at me coldly."Oh that's going to cost a fortune to repair" He sighs sadly looking around "Dammit!" I shoutHe smiles and begins walking towards me again, as Fraust tries to creep up on him through the flamesWhat do you do? lead him somewhere Stab 2d20 Scythe 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 throw something explosive at him summon someone write in
Rolled 6, 9 = 15 (2d20)>>42727164 Stab 2d20Summon Jack
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>42727164> lead him somewhere>to the stairs> Scythe 1d20> summon someone>Jack, Alive Werewolf
Rolled 5, 18 = 23 (2d20)>>42727164> lead him somewhere> Stab 2d20> summon Jack> lead him to the next line of explosives
Rolled 15, 13 = 28 (2d20)>>42727164> Stab 2d20>Summon Jack> throw something explosive at himIs tht supposed to be 2d20?
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>42727164> throw something explosive at him> summon someoneJack and Alive always make a good team> cast a spell 1d20>Strings and shock
Rolled 11, 13 = 24 (2d20)>>42727164> Stab 2d20> summon Jack
>>42727164>Thraddrick stands in the center of it, his body slowly piecing itself together
>>42727317I think we will have to drain him dry after beating him up enough, to get rid of him for good.
"Oh you don't seem happy to see me?" he says sadly, sticking his hands in his pockets as the skin on his face burns and bubbles as quickly as it fixes itself "Hmm, maybe your whore did something to"I Hiss angrily running towards him , he tilts his head in bemusement.I pull my knives from my hips, drawing one along my wrist as I run towards him, blood flowing down my arm and dripping down to the floor, expanding into a boiling pool as I stab the curved blade in thraddricks neck, and the normal one to.His eyes blazes with fury, and he grabs me by my hood, lifting me up like a helpless kitten, staring into my eyesI shake my head, as I hiss angrily as I leap back up"You tried to!" I growl angrily before he huffs "Wanted to see if it worked, forgive me" he says shrugging, his head hanging back, one of his hands missing, as the other holds Jack's scythe in place "now then, back to our dance then darling"With a flick of his wrist, jack is in the wall, and he's walking towards me again before, he breaks into a run.What do I do? Stab 1d20  parry 1d20 throw something 1d20 dodge 1d20 grab him 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 summon someone 1d20 Run somewhere 1d20 scythe 1d20 syringe 1d20 syringe gun 1d20 BITE 1d20 write in
Rolled 2, 17 = 19 (2d20)>>42727415> cast a spell 1d20>strings+shock
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>42727415 cast a spell 1d20Shock Stab 1d20  BITE 1d20He should know better than to hold an angry cat.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>42727415> cast a spell 1d20, hellfire and shock
Rolled 17 (1d20)Thadders is pretty great.>>42727415> dodge 1d20
>>42727415Can we apply our double spell also to using another action+spell?
Rolled 12, 20 = 32 (2d20)>>42727415> cast a spell 1d20>Shock> Stab 1d20>>42727499good to know
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>42727415> BITE 1d20> cast a spell 1d20> hellfire vomitJust puke him right into the throat
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>42727415> Stab 1d20> cast a spell 1d20>Shock
I move to react, dodge, stab anything. but the next thing I know, I'm against the wall, and he's looking down at me, smiling as he runs his hand through my hair."Ahh, as soft as I imagined" He says laughing.I clap my hands together and slam them into his chest, still holding my knives. He tilts his head, before his eye bulge out. Veins pop up around his face as his body twitches from all the electricity running through him. His muscles contract and he stumbles back, smoke rising from him as he runs and hand through his hair, only for Fraust to slam his fist into his cheek.Thraddrick turns and looks at him, his jaw creaking as it's slowly pushed out of place.He glares at fraust and raises his stump, which now has three claw like fingers in place What do I do? Jump and stab 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 SYringe 1d20 syringe gun 1d20 Trick him run off write in
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>42727634> Trick him> SYringe 1d20
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>42727634> Jump and stab 1d20
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>42727634> SYringe 1d20
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>42727634[X] syringe gun 1d20[X] Trick him
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>42727634> Trick him> Jump and stab 1d20
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>42727634> SYringe 1d20Time to see how he likes our sweet ghoul
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>42727634> SYringe 1d20
"Do you have any idea who's affairs you interfere with mortal one?" He asks, staring up at Fraust as Mike smiles and pushes his jaw further out of place"A heretic" He says smiling cockily "You're a man of god then?" Thraddrick asks, sounding almost excited as he leans closer, his face stretching into a crude smile"NOO!" Fraust shouts kicking at his knee, which gets no reaction "YOU DIDN'T EXPLODE RIGHT, YOU'RE A CRIME AGAINST NATURE WITH NO PLACE IN THIS WORLD""What?" The vampire says, his red eyes looking really confused, this is almost silly in a way, but I can't just sit around here, I pull a syringe filled with a thick orange syrup "Begone imbecil""FUCK" Fraust shouts as Thraddrick uses him to renovate his wall. He runs his hand through his hair."Thraddrick" I say sweetly, like I say maria wonderful."YES DARLING!?" He shouts, running his chest into my outstretch syringe.I press the plunger down and he pushes me back, gently as he pulls the now empty syringe out and looks at it, his eyes going cold."Oh, an attempt on my life" He says sadly as he crushes the syringe in his fist "Well I'm sure I can work things out after a quick beating...or two I'm sor..."He blinks, looking like someone who just stepped in a pile of dog shit. He looks around, wincing as he scratches the hole in his neck."Visions of hell?" He says,in confusion "I can feel the flames licking my flesh, You"He reaches his now fully formed hand towards me as Thomas slowly takes aim from down the hall as Jack drags raises his axe into the air.what do you do? Stab 1d20 Cast a spell 1d20 dodge 1d20 Tackle 1d20 syringe 1d20 BITE 1d20 ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20 try to gouge his eyes out write in
Rolled 5, 5, 14 = 24 (3d20)>>42727899> ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20> try to gouge his eyes out
Rolled 16, 12, 3 = 31 (3d20)>>42727899> ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
Rolled 11, 5, 13 = 29 (3d20)>>42727899> ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20> try to gouge his eyes out
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>42727899> Stab 1d20> try to gouge his eyes out
Rolled 17, 15, 8 = 40 (3d20)>>42727899> ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20> try to gouge his eyes out
>>42727974This is starting to get eerie. I'm just waiting for the hammer to drop down any moment.
>>42727974eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey well done anon
>>42727974Ooooh coin this shit!
>>42728002Personally I'd rather save our coins for more critical rolls, such as trying to not die
Rolled 12, 8, 20 = 40 (3d20)>>42727899> ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20> try to gouge his eyes out
>>42728013we have like 8 of them with us.>>42728016... what is with these rolls
>>42728013We got 7+ right now, to be fair.
>>42728038>>42728039Have you seen our track record? We're probably gonna need every single one of em
>>42728060While its not unheard of with these dice to have 5 or so nat 1s in a row. Getting in really good hits also means a shorter fight.
>>42728060ssssh, dont rise the notice of dice gods that our luck in todays Headmaster thread is actually decent and not a row of nat 1's
I twist my curved knife around, so the point is facing outwards. Thraddicks swings his hand down in a slapping motion, grabbing Jack's scythe as he swings it down. He spins around, planting his other fist in the ghost chest, as he pulls his scythe away and spins it around, impaling jack into the ceiling, and smirking cockily before a jolt of electricity runs down the scythe and into him, Jack laughs as he gets split into two by his own weapon, falling to the floor with a grin etched on his face."And now to punish" Thraddrick says sadly, frowning, as gun fire fills the air, bits of him flying off as he turns, and toss the scythe at thomas, he curses loudly as he ducks down to the burning floor, I'll have to remember to thank those two for their distractions "now where was I, ah yest the punishme"I reach into my pocket as he turns, throwing a coin at him, ducking down below it and rising up as I wrap my arms around him as he stares at something beyond me, screaming in terror."MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT END, THESE SIGHTS HORRID!!" He shouts moving to cover his eyes as I stab the curve of my blade into his left eye tearing violently to the left, cutting both of them in half in the midst of a terrible looking gash."How history repeats" I giggle as I jump off of himHe smiles, and pulls a sword from his side, with emeralds embedded into the hilt of it."The dance begins truley" He says staring at me with his non eyes "ARRRRRRRRGH"He slashes it down at me as Fraust stands up from the hole in the wall, holding a toilet seat in his hand.what do I do? Dodge 1d20 BITE 1d20 ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20 Cast a spell 1d20 Syringe 1d20 Grab his head 1d20Parry 1d20 write in
Rolled 12, 16, 4 = 32 (3d20)>>42728188> ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20>Parry 1d20
Rolled 5, 5, 5 = 15 (3d20)>>42728188> ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20>>42728188>"MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT END, THESE SIGHTS HORRID!!" He shouts moving to cover his eyesNow I'm starting to be worried abvout what the hell ghoul makes him see
Rolled 3, 1, 13 = 17 (3d20)>>42728188> ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20> Cast a spell 1d20Hellfire+Shock
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>42728188> ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
Rolled 8, 14, 12 = 34 (3d20)>>42728188> ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20> Cast a spell 1d20Hellfire+Shock
Rolled 1, 19, 20 = 40 (3d20)>>42728188> ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20> Cast a spell 1d20Hellfire +shock = Hellplasma
Rolled 1, 9, 14 = 24 (3d20)>>42728188> ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>42728188[X] Grab his head 1d20According to vampire lore first you decapitate, then you stake the heart and then you burn. and then you scatter the ashes to a river.
>>42728307>>42728310Woho, the sixths and seventh roll.
>>42728276>>42728307>>42728310Welp time to use those coins!
>>42728322Not sure that will work on him, we know in this setting the heart is the weakpoint of vamps, so we need to get that first or last.
>>42728338only 1 of those 1s actually affects.
>>42728322He probably needs full body destruction, or draining. And draining could be risky.
>>42728328>>42728338>>42728359Yeah i just noticed... and it was Thomas who crit failed... so nothing lost there
>>42728380>so nothing lost thereI'm sure he'll be somewhat fine. At worst he will need a summon to carry him ou while he stitches himself back together.
>>42728380So what are we going to ask for when if we finish this?
>>42728380>>42728395Summon 2 sucky vampires to put him back together.>>42728400Unlimited Lucky coins?
>>42728400A good mode of immortality for Maria of course!None of that rotting zombie and lich bs
>>42728400Maybe he knows a good way to immortality. Otherwise I'd just ask for a ring, in case we can't just buy one ourselves.
>>42728414>Summon 2 sucky vampires to put him back together.Something like that, though if he gets taken out, we should summon werewolf/Alive as backup for us
>>42728442.... we have a shit ton of money, we could easily buy some really expensive ring for Maria.
I take a deep breath, feeling a burning sensation in my stomach rise up my throat like the smoke of an inferno. I open my mouth as a green glow begins to flow out past my lips.Flames and lighting fly from my mouth, before I howl in pain, clutching my face as blood flows over and past my fingers. I look up past the curtain of scarlet, as Thraddrick casually grabs the toilet seat from mike, and smashes across his head as he burns in green and blue flames and sparks. Fraust falls down, groaning as he tries to stand up, coughing."And one pest falls" Thraddrick says as he slowly steps over to frausts limp body hanging through the hole in the wall, grabbing him by his hair and pulling him up as he raises his sword his neck "Any last words""Nazi fuck go suck a pile of goat dick" Mike gasps, as he spits a tooth in Thraddricks now fire filled eye holes"Poetic" Thraddrick sighs as he presses the blade to his neck, no non nononoooooNOONO "Can't see what my beloved saw in you to consider youAAAAAAAAAGH!!Thradrick falls down as Clementine jumps on his shoulder, biting his face as she her arms start to catch fire.He grabs her and toss her down the hole in the floor with a roar of anger as Fraust gets back up, laughing madly as jack rises out from the ground in full bloody glory. Okay, I nearly had a heart attack there.Thraddrick sighs heavily, blood flowing off of him as he cracks his neck.What do I do?stab 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 lead him away from here  summon someone explosives 1d20 Bite 1d20 write in
>>4272849312k isn't exactly a lot.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>42728497> explosives 1d20>Thomas where the fuck are you?
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>42728493Not sure I would call 12.500 "a shit ton", though ee can likely make more quick with mundane missions.>>42728497> lead him away from hereTo the stairs> summon someone> Alive> Stab 1d20
>>42728503It will buy a ring.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>42728497> lead him away from here> summon someone>Werewolf and alive>Throw Fraust the werewolf fang "Time to power up!"> explosives 1d20
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>42728497[X] summon someoneget alive to help[X] Ill omenDrain his luckand then[X]stab 1d20take his head
>>42728550If you're willing to settle for something cheap, I guess.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>42728497> summon someone> explosives 1d20
Pop ill omen.
>>42728634Right now Ill Omen could also affect Thomas, Clementine or Fraust, just saying.
>>42728634Yeah we haven't used it in a while so Lady luck should let it slide.
>>42728595We can also just break into a jeweler and grab a nice looking ring. Seriously, we don't actually have to pay for it.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>42728497>stab 1d20>Ill Omen
"And now back to the matters at hand" Thraddrick says dusting himself off as I hear Clementine whimper in pain a floor down "We seem to be having a few difficulties, and I think we should have a heart to heart to work them out"Oh fuck that. I turn and run down the stairs, as alive crawls out of the blood dripping off my chin silently.I hear the groans of the dead behind me and look over my shoulder to see thradrick standing behind a group of at least ten zombies."Aw fuuuck" I groan as I grab into my pack back , grabbing a square of c4"I have more" He says as shadows surround the room, as alive stands still, strings surrounding her as I hear Thomas shout "OH GODAMMIT AGAIN, SERIOUSLY, FUCKING HELL!!"the sounds of gun shots fill the air and I realize sirens have been blaring for the last minute or so. "This is all mildly disturbing!" Fraust Shouts happily as a zombie flies over Brausr shoulder"Oh seems like we have more guests" Thraddricks sighs look down the stair well.A cold wind howls, and I shiver as I pull my arm back, and throw the c4 at him."Hmm?"*BOOOOOM*I shake my head as pieces of rubble and zombie fall around me, and FALLING!? I clamber back up the lower side of the stairs.I catch a glance of thraddrick piecing himself together as some swat men look at me strangely as one of them falls over, his head crushed from a piece of rubble."HEYOH" Fraust shouts loudly as He pulls on a zombies jaw"Nothing to see here, we're...cosplaying?" Jack says slowly "What in gods name?" One of them says as zombies surge down towards and above them in waves of blood as Thraddrick grins widely through the flames, his head looking like it's been split in twoShit shit shit this isn't goodWhat do I do? Try to stab him 1d20 ALIVE 1d20 cast as spell 1d20 Consume magic 1d20 run for it *towards thraddrick or the police* 1d20 write in
Rolled 20, 11 = 31 (2d20)>>42728804> Try to stab him 1d20> ALIVE 1d20
Rolled 15, 5 = 20 (2d20)>>42728804> ALIVE 1d20> Consume magic 1d20>Flee Mortals! This is beyond you!
Rolled 8, 3 = 11 (2d20)>>42728804> ALIVE 1d20> cast as spell 1d20Shock and hellfire against the swat
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>42728804> Consume magic 1d20
Rolled 2, 19 = 21 (2d20)>>42728804> Try to stab him 1d20> Consume magic 1d20
Rolled 8, 13 = 21 (2d20)>>42728804> ALIVE 1d20> Consume magic 1d20
>>42728804Hey HM could we use our Soul hunter trait to drain him of his souls?
>>42728924Thanks that's nice to knowHow about controlling his own blood zombies with our Blood control?How about him?
>>42728924What can we expect to do to him with Blood Control?
>>42728979I expect that directly controlling him will be almost impossible, but hey i might be wrong.
>>42729020We couldn't even directly control those naturia assassins with it, I think at best we can distract him, or maybe drain him of strength by taking his blood away.
>>42729040Yeah draining his blood out of him along with all the souls he has gathered would probably be super effective.
"ALIVE!" I shout as I take a step back as four zombies wearing broken and rusted armor leap at me across the gap....oh wait they're just souls aren't they, I smile as I open my mouth and suck in, the blood that made them breaking apart and flowing into my mouth, fixing me up as I feel my face stitch itself back together as alive turns her hands towards the swat men, who were watching us in shock.A moment later they all train their guns on thraddrick and empty their magazines into them.*+4 old warriors added to soul pool*The vampire raises his hand towards them and clenches his fist, blood draining out of them as they're crushed like juiced oranges, their rifles clattering to the floor as his tattered body floats towards me."OH YEAH!!" Fraust screams, leaning through the hole in the wall as Thomas shoulders his rifle, as Jack stands between alive and the horde of souls, holding his scythe between them.What do I do? *BOOOOM* *Collapse stair well Stab him 1d20c ast a spell 1d20 explosives syringe 1d20 Blood control 1d20 try to rip a soul out of him 1d20 RUN 1d20 drain one of the swat team write in
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>42729085> Blood control 1d20
Rolled 19, 17 = 36 (2d20)>>42729085>[X] try to rip a soul out of him 1d20>[X] Blood control 1d20Time to debuff him
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>42729085> syringe 1d20> Blood control 1d20> try to rip a soul out of him 1d20IDIOTS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE VAMPIRE FOOD!
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>42729085>summon Old Warriors> try to rip a soul out of him 1d20
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>42729085> get him into the stairwell by provoking him with> Blood control 1d20> *BOOOOM* *Collapse stair well Stab him 1d20
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>42729085> explosives> try to rip a soul out of him 1d20> drain one of the swat team
>>42729146Why not let them stay and distract him? That just helps us.
>>42729218Because every one he kills gives him a power up. He kills them faster than we can.
>>42729246Only if he spends time to consume their souls, which he doesn't have.
>>42729262He killed them with blood control and squishing them like a juice box, Something we can't as of yet do. I would not doubt he has hastened feeding on souls too.
>>42729324Our Soul hunter is a Death power though, not a vampire one, most likely he can only consume souls of those he feeds from.
I raise my hand and blood begins to pour out of his many wounds, actually it looks more like it's leaking from him slowly like a balloon full of holes."DIE ALREADY HOLY SHIT!" Thomas shouts angrily as covers Brausr's back in lead, the vampire points his finger at him and I hear a thud and a curse "VAMPIRE BULLSHIT!"I pull his blood towards me, and ball it, up, he smiles happily and raises his hand towards me, blood flowing out of me as Jack falls back, getting trampled by the horde of souls as he pushes alive out of the way.I begin to feel weak, as all my strength flows out of me until."YIPPE KIAYE FUCKER!" Fraust shouts, drop kicking Thraddrick, distracting him as he tosses him towards me. all of the blood he took from me falls to the floor. I look at my thin arms and put my lips to the ball of blood sucking it down and running forward as a fire burns through my veins, making me run faster than I ever have before. I slam my hand into his chest and pull it away as he throws me back and down the stair well, I hit the stairs under me and roll.I look in my hand to see the misty figure of a man dressed like a templar knight, he glares at me and I open my mouth and take a deep breath, sucking him into me as I stand up.Tendrils of blood crawl down the stair well as Thraddrick runs towards me.<RUN!>What do I do? stab 1d20 parry 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 soul hunter 1d20 syringe 1d20 dodge 1d20 Run ask jack about his plan from before CLEMENTINE write in
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>42729395> dodge 1d20>blow up the stair well once we are out
Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d20)>>42729395[X] CLEMENTINE[X] Summon That Templar[X] soul hunter 1d20[X] syringe 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>42729395> cast a spell 1d20>shock> CLEMENTINE
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>42729395> dodge 1d20> Run> boom
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>42729395>>42729448seconding
>>42729395Man Thraddrick is friking tough!
Alright, I'm going to listen to you. I turn and start to run down the stairs as I hear Fraust above me doing the save.I lean to the side, dodging a sword slash by an inch as it cuts into the arm of outfit. I keep running, panting as my now scarred metal mask makes it echo. keep running, blood flowing past me as spears sail around me, clipping me in the heel as I tumble the rest of the way down the stairs.I look up, and see thraddrick laughing a yard away from me, before someone grabs my hood and arm, dragging me along. I look back and see Fraust and Alive, both covered in blood. Fraust smiles, his bruised eye gleaming maliciously as he smile a broken but happy smile.Thraddrick sighs as I see whats in his hands"Well then"*BOOOOOM*Dust washes over me as rubble covers the tattered vampire.I cover my eyes and look up as it clearshis broken mangled hand sticks out of the blood covered concrete as I hear clementine and Thomas cheerings. But fraust isn't and that probably something bad is about to.The rubble shakes, as the fist clenches and blood begins to flow out from the cracks covering him.<SHIT SHIT SHIT THIS ISN'T GOOD, HE's DOING...uh I don't know, but it can't be good if what he's been doing is any indicator of things>What do you do? use a coin? use two? blood control 1d20 use something in inventory throw the last explosives you have on you 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 run 1d20 write in>>42729619
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>42729695>[X] blood control 1d20Use 3 coins to completely drain him dry and stop all his bullshit
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>42729695>Blood control, take all his blood and drink it.USE ALL THE COINS
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>42729695I'd like to do Blood Contgrol but last time he proved our superior in that art by far.>>42729695> use something in inventory>napalm ball bombs>Ill Omen
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>42729695> blood control 1d20> Ill Omen
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>42729695>Napalm and coin.
>>42729766Yeah but this time were going to artificially crit this shit, with lot of coins meaning we can actually defeat him in blood controll
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>42729695> blood control 1d20>>42729759>>42729762yeah, throw all the coins and Ill Omen on it
>>42729794maybe not all of the coins, save one coin for emergency defense.
>>42729813I didn't mean literally "all the coins". I doubt this will finish him. How many coins do we even have right now?
>>42729813Forgot to add to use Ill omen too
>>42729813We started the mission with 9 coins. I think we used 1?We can probably spare 3. The rolls have been unusually good to us this session.
>>42729841>>42729859Use 5 to be sure! so were left with 3 coins for emergencies and with a penta crit i am pretty sure we will drain him dry
Shit shit shit, okay I have bombs around here somewhere right? I can just set him on fire and blow him up right, I mean it isn't like he can get back up after that right? RIGHT?!?I reach into my pockets, and toss the first thing I grab at him in a panic. three glints of light fly through the air as a cold chills runs through me as I hear fraust fall over13+20+20+ 20+5 = 78!!I raise my hand...no I don't it feels like something warm is grabbing it and lifting it up. I turn and swear as see a face looking at me... with a kind but disappointed smile.there's a sound of rushing water, and a massive wave of blood begins to flow towards me and then gets slowly tugged back as I hear a ragged wheezing laugh as something shrieks like the souls of the dammed, the hold room growing cold as I see faces in the blood vanishing into nothing."Whaa?" Fraust coughsAlive stares, letting go of my shoulder as the blood floats in the air as a skeletal figure stands behind it, holding his hand up with his otherWhat do you do? keep pulling and try to drink it 1d20 force it back into him 1d20 Cast a spell 1d20 Throw something into the blood 1d20 write in
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>42729952> keep pulling and try to drink it 1d20
Rolled 5, 20 = 25 (2d20)>>42729952>Keep pulling and try to drink it>Throw something into the blood (A coin)
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>42729952> Throw something into the blood 1d20>napalm bomb
>>42729952>>42729982Oh god no one roll ill back this up due to that nat 20!
>>42730009He rolled a 5, actually. The first roll counts since there is nothing second to roll for.
>>42729982>>42730005WTF!!!!!!!!!!This thread is completely against what usually happens in Assassin quest!
>>42730009Sadly that 20 doesn't count.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>42729952> keep pulling and try to drink it 1d20
>>42730005You know, I gave you those coins expecting natural ones,you know, based on your guys normal luck and I wanted to be nice.But I guess the spirit of fucking christmas blessed you with fantastic rolls this day
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>42729952> force it back into him 1d20> Cast a spell 1d20>shock
>>42730031>>42730048It actually does he is voting to throw something to the blood... which requires a roll.
>>42730048>not thinking critical coin usage is the best fucking thing ever>>42730068Bro, man, please.
>>42730078Nope, One roll per character per round unless they get dual talent. How it's always been.
>>42730073.... that blood will heal him.
>>42730078>It actually does he is voting to throw something to the blood... which requires a roll.Thats not how it works, you can only do one roll worthy action per character. So it doesn't.
>>42730092>>42730100Ok, then.Still got that crit on the next roll still
>>42730068Its the spirit of MMQ blessing us, clearly.
I stand up, my legs aching as I pull back with all my strength, the blood rippling back towards me as the skin of my arms begins to stretch and tear."Mistressssss" Clementine whimpers somewhere."What in the godamn shit?" Thomas chuckles where ever he is.The blood ripples, forming a massive ball, as sirens wail loudly outside.I feel my bones creak as I begin to cry in pain.What do I do?KEEP PULLING 1d20 Push back 1d20 throw something into it 1d20 *good throwing arm*  Cast a spell 1d20 Pretend to be really hurt *Facade of innocence* write in*....hmm, what have we here?*
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>42730135> Pretend to be really hurt *Facade of innocence*>KEEP PULLING 1d20I'm starting to feel reminded of that thing in UMGQ, maybe pulling isn't the best idea
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>42730135>[X] Pretend to be really hurt *Facade of innocence*Remember that Thraddrick 'loves' Layla so this should distract him enough for us to pull that blood easier[X]KEEP PULLING 1d20
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>42730135>>42730135> Pretend to be really hurt *Facade of innocence*>KEEP PULLING 1d20>Consume Magic
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>42730135> throw something into it 1d20 *good throwing arm*>napalmJust set the blood on fucking fire
>>42730188Blood does not really burn that well, it might disrupt the spell tough.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>42730135>KEEP PULLING 1d20> Pretend to be really hurt *Facade of innocence*>>42730157It was clearly not a good idea back then, but did that stop us? Does something being abad idea ever stop us, really? Enjoy the ride.
>>42730204True enough, but I bet Eli could set it on fire.
>>42730157i thinks that skin tearing and bones creaking is not as a result of us trying to drink it but of Thraddrick trying to indiscriminately pull some blood to himself to heal.>>42730235And yes i think she would find a way.
I fake a whimper and groan of pain, sobbing as I mummer and mutter about hurting and pain, and then I start crying for help in fake desperation. I fell Fraust wrap his hands on my waist and weakly pull on me as Clementine starts sobbing somewhere."Lay...Lay.lah?" I hear a torn and ragged voice gasp as the force pulling on the otherside of the blood stops for a moment, and I pull as hard as I can, the blood flying towards me, before the force comes backI hiss angrily.Justone more PULLwhat do I do? I CAN DO IT 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 push back 1d20 Throw something at him 1d20 write in
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>42730279> I CAN DO IT 1d20
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>42730279[X] I CAN DO IT 1d20CMOOON LETS DO THIS SHIT!Use a coin or two to really finish it!
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>42730279> I CAN DO IT 1d20> "SOMEONE STAB THIS GUY ALREADY!"
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>42730279> push back 1d20At this point I'm wondering if pushing it back with enough force we can overloard him
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>42730279 I CAN DO IT 1d20Someone explode him!
>>42730322He is pretty much a skeleton right now... i don't think stabbing him will help all that much.>>42730335No That blood will HEAL him right now he is a bloodstarved SKELETON!
>>42730279> I CAN DO IT 1d20C'mon Layla, your Maria is waiting
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>42730279>>42730388
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>42730279> I CAN DO IT 1d20
>>42730410sadly this is the sixth roll...
>>42730388>>42730410Damn anon, why did you have to post so late? That would have been perfect.
I pull back as hard as I can manage, the blood flowing a few inches closer before it starts to get dragged back. I bite my lips, my fangs punching throught my own skin as I take a step back into fraust, who's now shaking and panting for some reason. I feel my arms begin to get tired, as blood flows along the walls and into the giant ball of blood floating in the middle of the air.and then the blood begins to shift back to Thraddrick as he laughs happily until...I could..I could die here couldn't I...if he gets that blood back, he's going to kill everyone and do things to me....but I'm Maria's and that just can't do can it, We're meant to be together, and one measly vampire as old as time itself apparently isn't going to stop me from getting back to her.I take a back and stumble off my feet, as a coin rolls out of my pocket, rolling along the floor and away.There's a snapping noise and the ball of blood, now larger than me floats towards me, a force still tugging on it.what do you do? Pull 1d20 Dive at it 1d20 Push back 1d20 throw something 1d20 THOMAS STOP GAWKING AND SHOOT DAMMIT write in
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>42730491[X] Pull 1d20[X] THOMAS STOP GAWKING AND SHOOT DAMMIT
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>42730491> Dive at it 1d20> THOMAS STOP GAWKING AND SHOOT DAMMIT
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>42730491 Dive at it 1d20 THOMAS STOP GAWKING AND SHOOT DAMMIT
>>42730491>Open mouth, consume magic
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>42730491> Pull 1d20> THOMAS STOP GAWKING AND SHOOT DAMMIT
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>42730491> Dive at it 1d20> THOMAS STOP GAWKING AND SHOOT DAMMIT
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>42730491> Dive at it 1d20> THOMAS STOP GAWKING AND SHOOT DAMMITTime to use that inhuman agility
>>42730592Ahahahaha, the sixth roll. That is payback for the last round apparently.
>>42730592OH god that was close!
>>42730592Oh thank jeebus you're sixth. Still, those rolls ain't great, we might want to coin
>>42730617Yeah we will still have 4 coins left of the 9 we started with.
"Thomas, STOP GAWKING AND SHOOT DAMMIT!!!" I shout angrily as I pull again, the skin off my fingers flying off as*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*"Only needed to ask" Thomas laughs smugly "thick head cow...cat...cowat? hmm"I hear a groan on the other side of the blood as the force stops pulling one it and it flies towards meand then, the pulling comes back much harder than before.I hiss under my breath and run forward, leaping into the ball of blood, feeling it wash over me like a tied, warm like a bowl of milk, warm like a blanket, like Maria.What do I do? Consume *become first generation vampire, which may draw unwanted attention, also starts the Miller/Laylaloo bloodline* leap out and finish Thraddrick 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 swim around write in
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>42730645> Consume *become first generation vampire, which may draw unwanted attention, also starts the Miller/Laylaloo bloodline*then> leap out and finish Thraddrick 1d20
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>42730645[X] Consume *become first generation vampire, which may draw unwanted attention, also starts the Miller/Laylaloo bloodline*[X] leap out and finish Thraddrick 1d20
>>42730645> Consume *become first generation vampire, which may draw unwanted attention, also starts the Miller/Laylaloo bloodline*YES! YES! ALL THE POWER!> leap out and finish Thraddrick 1d20
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>42730645> Consume *become first generation vampire, which may draw unwanted attention, also starts the Miller/Laylaloo bloodline*> leap out and finish Thraddrick 1d20
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>42730645> Consume *become first generation vampire, which may draw unwanted attention, also starts the Miller/Laylaloo bloodline*> leap out and finish Thraddrick 1d20
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>42730645> Consume *become first generation vampire, which may draw unwanted attention, also starts the Miller/Laylaloo bloodline*> leap out and finish Thraddrick 1d20
>>42730645Coin it as many times as necessary to absorb that fucker. Layla demi-god status incoming
>>42730772>demi-god statusProbably not nearly that much, Thadrick was mostly powerful because he was ancient.
>>42730772>Coin it as many times as necessary to absorb that fucker. Layla demi-god status incominga roll of 19 should be enough so no need to coin
I take a deep breath, blood flowing into my mouth filling my cheeks like a hamster as I suck it down, tasting so many different flavors as a whirpool forms in front of my mouth, all of the various kinds of blood flowing into my, filling my veins with warmth as I feel a pulse running through me, like a heart beat.ThumpthumpthumpthumpI swear I can almost hear laughing in here with me, right next to my hears, laughing like fire burning, like metal clashing, like ravens in flight. A pain runs across my eyes and through my head as the pool of blood slowly vanishes into my stomach.I hit the floor with a thud, my stomach aching as all of the blood sloshes around in me.I look up and see a withered body on the floor, ribs and bones sticking out through the grey skin, dried and stretched over it's frame. I walk over to it, it's heart beating in the center of it's just, large and bursting through it's paper thin chest.Thradrick looks up at me, and smiles, as he closes his eyes"finally" he says as he opens them again, the blood red tinge gone from them, leaving a simple brown in their place "after so many years of var an killing, vandering through time without a cause, I can finally find my long avaited rest, I will....enjoy my after life in you"and he closes his eyes, as I plant my foot on his heart, squashing it like an overripe tomato.I turn back and see Fraust sitting up, looking pale as he wipe blood from his nose"Cuuuuuunt" Thomas groans from the stairs above me "Stole my kill just like that, dammit""Amazing!" Clementine shouts.And then I feel a pain in my...my veins in heart.\1d20 to avoid mental stability lossWe'll do the power/ disadvantge choosing after this roll>>42730895I don't know either I just type it
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>42730919
>>42730919Kek, time to find out if there is something beneath Unstable".
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>42730919I'm for spending the rest of our coins on this.
>>42730919COIN. THIS. SHIT. or use our veteran skill thing if it's applicable
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>42730919Coin.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>42730919>>42730965What for? Even if we fail, who cares?
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>42730919
>>42730967lets use them all and we shall become god
>>42730919>>42730976hahaha Voting to spend two coins on this
>>42730919>>42730976Coin this shit!! use those coins to make it 41.
>>42730976Thats too good, oh wow. Saved that nat1 for this roll.>>42730986Nah, fuck that. One to avoid some "get taken over by Thadrick" risk. But more is completly uneccessary.
>>42730976See, this is why we coin it.Two coins, actually.Because fuck you, you fucking cunt.
>>42730919>>42730976Yeah I'm gonna vote to spend at LEAST two coins on this
>>42730976All of the coins.
>>42730967Only for failed dodge rolls... sadly.
>>42730986>>42730994Man, were do all those newfags and their concern for mental stability come from. Its just silly.
>>42730976Use every coin.
>>42730919>>42730976hrm. on the one hand crazy is kinda fun, on the other I really don't want to go crazy around maria. I'm going to vote for at least two coins, but I'd be fine with three. Hell three might get us more shit.
>>42731021It keeps us from becoming an all consuming legion monster who devours everyone to keep them close to her. I really don't want her to be Risa.
>>42731025>>42731006>>42731005Nah forgetg it. Not gonna wate more coins than needed ont his. We might need those for actually important shit at some point.One is enough.
>>42731021Layla right now is a functional psychopath, if she lost any more of her sanity and she will no longer be in control of herself and may hurt Maria.
>>42731046Layla literally can't hurt Maria. You're pretty much just making shit up.
>>42731038We do not speak of that anymore anon.
>>42730919>>42730976Yeah I'd say this plus whatever the HM's reward is is worth a pair of coins. Maybe more, but at least two.
>>42731046>Layla right now is a functional psychopathNo, she isn't.>if she lost any more of her sanity and she will no longer be in control of herselfThats not what mental stability does. Layla is right now just as much in control of herself as she has ever been, and her mental stability has already dropped over the time of the quest.
>>42731038>RisaWe are closer to Homura.
>>42731054Killing her in her sleep painlessly and eating her so she would stay with her forever isn't hurting her anon! It's saving her!>>42731055You see my point then? We are fairly close to be that bad.>>42731086Homura wouldn't devour her loved ones to keep the "safe." Layla would if she got crazy enough. Also Layla can't reset dimensions or worlds at her whim.
>>42731046>and may hurt MariaLayla has reached the point where she couldn't hurt Maria even if she wanted to.Her sanity loss means absolutely nothing about her danger to those around her.Hell, she got less mental stability than at the beginning of the quest and she is actually a more empathic and more restraint person.This reminds me of that nonsensical fearmongering over humanity loss people did, where they claimed the exact same bullshit to excuse their newfag moralshit before being told how dumb it is by HM.
>>42731114Once the hallucinations set in, how will we know which one is Maria?
>>42731114Anon, we would rather spend the two easy to get coins then take the results of a natural one. We still have that reward from the headmaster, we have little to no reason to NOT use them, you don't need to be a cunt because we're trying to not go even more nuts
>>42731103>Layla would if she got crazy enoughNo she wouldn't. Doesn't matter how crazy Layla gets,s he does what Maria would want, and Layla knows very well Maria wouldn't want that. it doesn't matter how crazy she is.>>42731126>I just make up random shit because reasons
>>42731134>Anon, we would rather spend the two easy to get coins then take the results of a natural one.Its completly enough to spend one coin.>>42731134>you don't need to be a cunt because we're trying to not go even more nutsBut I need to be a cunt because people insist on making up blatant bullshit to pretend their personal choice is the only best and if we don't pick it everything will be awful forever.
>>42730919>>42730976Yeeeeeeeeeeah I'm not seeing any real reason to not spend two coins to mitigate this. so far the arguments against have basically been "Guh, newfags be so paranoid"I'm siding with the coins on this one.
>>42731157The argument would be "we might need that coin to literally save our life".Next time we have a stream of nat1s you're gonna wish we hadn't wasted it on useless shit that doesn't do anything.
>>42731176>useless shit that doesn't do anything.And you're the one calling us retards....
>>42731185He's right though. Spending more than once coin won't do anything.
>>42731176We still have that reward from the headmaster coming, I'd be willing to bet that includes at least one or two more coins. And I wouldn't call this "useless shit" Not suffering the effects of a nat 1 on a sanity check is pretty major
>>42731135>No she wouldn't. Doesn't matter how crazy Layla gets,s he does what Maria would want, and Layla knows very well Maria wouldn't want that. it doesn't matter how crazy she is.Anon batshit insane people don't follow any logic but their own. Layla would go batshit insane. Thus she'd do totally erratic and harmful things which to her would seem to be perfectly logical and fine.Look at pretty much any truly insane character. You know I'm right.>>42731154>But I need to be a cuntif you need to be a cunt to get your point across, You've already lost. Besides your entire argument is a critfail can't fuck us over, and "muh newfags">>42731176Oh wah we could get any number of them as a reward from headmaster.
I wince, holding my hand to my forehead as something fills my mind for a breath moment. I fall down, landing on my ass as I wince, hearing something fallout of my pocket as I hear something screeching to a halt. I blink look around and shrug.Thomas and Clementine clamber down the stairs, as Alive help Fraust up as he coughs weakly. Clementine pokes the dead Thraddrick and quickly leaves him alone looking terrified.I shrug, feeling a warmth in my stomach as I follow them out of the back door through the kitchen. The warmth slowly spreads through out me as I walk out as fraust fingers a detonator, cackling weakly.Miller bloodline created.Choose 3 powers from itMaddening laugh *your laughs becomes a bit more...manic* Blood toxin *you can substitute your blood for poisons or other syringe things* Viper fangs * vampire fangs turn snake like* Wings *Smoke* Thralling stare *replace hypnotic stare* Retractable claws  Shape shifting *cat* Feral mode *cat* Blood form  form shifting increase physical attribute  Harden blood  Upgrade pleasurable bite  Legion *replaces army of one, allowing you to spend souls to survive things you shouldn't, increase quest difficulty to compensate*Choose 1 disadvantage Pride obsessionSubserviant murderous urge Ill temperedBlood lust Masochism  Broken mirrorChoose 1 feat/ bonus blood casting * cast spells from blood* summon thraddrick RUN *running away no longer needs a roll* Crocodile tears Double syringes  write in
>>42731203>Not suffering the effects of a nat 1 on a sanity check is pretty majorExcept that a single coin negates the nat1, so .... what is your point? No one is saying anything against spending one coin here.
>>42731211> Blood toxin *you can substitute your blood for poisons or other syringe things*> Thralling stare *replace hypnotic stare*> Blood form > Broken mirror> blood casting * cast spells from blood*or > summon thraddrick
>>42731211> Viper fangs * vampire fangs turn snake like*at will right> Wings *Smoke*> Harden blood >Blood lust> summon thraddrick
>>42731211 Wings *Smoke* Legion *replaces army of one, allowing you to spend souls to survive things you shouldn't, increase quest difficulty to compensate* Thralling stare *replace hypnotic stare* Masochism  summon thraddrick
>>42731211how are some of those disadvantages?> Wings *Smoke*> Upgrade pleasurable bite >Maddening laugh *your laughs becomes a bit more...manic*> Masochism > summon thraddrickyesyesyesyesyes
>>42731211>Maddening laugh *your laughs becomes a bit more...manic*> Blood toxin *you can substitute your blood for poisons or other syringe things*> Blood form >Blood lust> summon thraddrick
>>42731211> Blood form> Upgrade pleasurable bite > Legion *replaces army of one, allowing you to spend souls to survive things you shouldn't, increase quest difficulty to compensate*> Pride> blood casting * cast spells from blood*
>>42731211>Blood Toxin>Harden Blood>Wings *smoke*>Subservient (if it can apply to Maria only, otherwise Masochism)>Summon Thraddrick
>>42731211> Blood form> Upgrade pleasurable bite> Legion *replaces army of one, allowing you to spend souls to survive things you shouldn't, increase quest difficulty to compensate*> Pride> blood casting * cast spells from blood*
>>42731211> Blood form> increase physical attribute > Wings *Smoke*> Broken mirror> blood casting * cast spells from blood*
>retarded fetish fucks picking masochism God how I hate that shit when people try to make everything about their shitty lewds. Fuck that.But at least their better than this guy >>42731233 are you for fucking real? Broken Mirror?>>42731211>>42731211> Wings *Smoke*> Upgrade pleasurable bite> Legion *replaces army of one, allowing you to spend souls to survive things you shouldn't, increase quest difficulty to compensate*> obsession Brausburgror> Pride> blood casting * cast spells from blood*
>>42731211>Maddening laugh *your laughs becomes a bit more...manic*> Blood toxin *you can substitute your blood for poisons or other syringe things*> Harden blood >Blood lust> summon thraddrick
it seems people dont want masochist play with other maria
>>42731211The fucks broken mirror mean HM?
>>42731211>>42731253changing from pride to> Blood Lust
>>42731211> Upgrade pleasurable bite> Wings *Smoke*> Blood form > Masochism Should help with "maria"> summon thraddrickMy god that's possibly OP. Also hilarious.
>>42731318Not every thing is about lewds dipshit. Go paly a Chuckles or Warlord quest.
>>42731242>>42731253>>42731271>>42731303Why would you ever pick Legion?
>>42731329Its multiple personalities, like what Maria got>>42731318We already got that. We don't want to extend it to people that aren't Maria. Layla already enjoys everything Mara/"Maria" do with her anyway.
>>42731211 Blood toxin *you can substitute your blood for poisons or other syringe things* Blood form form shifting Masochism  blood casting * cast spells from blood*
>>42731303It's less fetish voting more minmaxing honestly. Why are you so salty?>>42731341Seriously, calm the fuck down
>>42731211> Blood toxin *you can substitute your blood for poisons or other syringe things*> Blood form > Harden blood >Blood lust> summon thraddrick
>>42731341eh as far as disadvantages go its not that bad
>>42731211>Maddening laugh *your laughs becomes a bit more...manic*> Blood form > Upgrade pleasurable bite >Blood lust> blood casting * cast spells from blood*
And while you vote on that.Mission complete. I yawn as I step into the cool after noon air, smiling contently as I realize there's one less thing in the world stopping me from having my peaceful life with maria.*KABOOOOOM&Mission report.Morningdew"Okaaaaay so Mikey blew up a hotel, and killed who's knows how many with that, that weird girl with the claws came back chewing on something...eergh, and thomas of course apparently tried to throttle someone on the way back to "relieve stress"funnily enoughMiller didn't kill many peoplebut...but something feels off from herlike I'm a mouse in the eyes of a cat...now I'm not saying I'm paranoid but I think <request denied>I yawn again as I step out into night air outside of the air strip, and look around, sniffing the air as I walk out."LAYLA!!!" Maria shouts, running up and wrapping me in her arms "You're back, thank god I was...I was"She buries her head in my chest shaking with whimpering sobs. I smirk and hug her closely, rubbing my cheek against her as I purrcounting votesI've archived, and I'll write some side thingies if any suggestions catch my eyes
>>42731361>>42731369It makes us get sexually aroused by anyone who hurts us. Including people who aren't Maria. Are you into NTR?
>>42731303>God how I hate that shit when people try to make everything about their shitty lewdsMasochism doesn't have to be sexual, and we are probably going to get shot, stabbed and what not, might as well enjoy it. Some hits to HP is better than limited actions.
>>42731388>might as well enjoy itDo you realise how retarded you sound?
>>42731378How about a writeup of Thradrick's intro to our soul and meeting the more cognizant occupants?>>42731399Calm the fuck down dude, you're kind of being a jackass over something minor
>>42731399I find disliking pain sucks, I stub my toes and I hate it, masochists have it better.
>>42731388...That is so full of contradictions my brain hurts reading that....
>>42731211>>42731271changing to >Blood lusttoo>>42731361>It's less fetish voting more minmaxing honestly.Blood Lust is minmaxing, since its basically what layla already has anyway.
>>42731211> Viper fangs * vampire fangs turn snake like*> Upgrade pleasurable bite > Thralling stare *replace hypnotic stare*> Pride> Double syringes
>>42731378The day Morningdew and I forgot who else got the job to grab Layla.
>>42731350>Why would you want to have to be able to survive getting killedGEEEE I WONDER
>>42731378I want our classmates/the internets talk/reactions to both our getting assigned that mission as well as "maria" coming out and reigning us in.As well as thisa writeup of Thradrick's intro to our soul and meeting the more cognizant occupants?
>>42731437>and I forgot who elseDid we ever know the name? He already died in the backstory anyway.>>42731378thanks for runningDid anyone we know need to take a test to prove themselves?
>>42731211> Wings *Smoke*> Upgrade pleasurable bite > Legion *replaces army of one, allowing you to spend souls to survive things you shouldn't, increase quest difficulty to compensate*> Masochism > summon thraddrick
>>42731434>>42731463Votes already over fucknuts, Learn to read.
Hey HM ya done that lewd thing yet?
>>42731442Except HM would kill us on every 1 we rolled to compensate. Hence the difficulty spike.
>>42731485Nah he wouldn't, don't be dumb.
>>42731387>It makes us get sexually aroused by anyone who hurts usBut that is wrong. Masochism is just enjoying pain, somewhat similar to a warm bath (yeah I know its a shit example but its the best I could come up with off the top of my head) it doesn't give me an erection or anything. Now here is the thing about pain and sex. When you feel pleasure and pain at the same time the pleasure signals piggyback on the pain signals and vice versa. EVERYONE HAS THIS. "But I don't hurt myself during sex" Yeah but if you and timed it right you would get this effect.Masochists are just the most likely to take advantage of this.
Wings: 7laugh: 4VIPER:1Form: 8Harden:4Toxin: 6THRALL:1MGAQ: 4Bite: 5also Jack's plan was to summon RazBM:2BL:7M:3S:1P:1>>42731481I have a few ideas nowSome involve other questsnow gimme a minute to add these to the sheetan I'll righthappy anniversary
>>42731513>also Jack's plan was to summon RazAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
>>42731513How is bloodlust different from sadism?
>>42731513>also Jack's plan was to summon RazDAMNITSo we got Form, Wings and Bite. Blood Lust, and what Feat did we get?
>>42731495He'd have to do something to bump quest difficulty, and since he's smart enough to not repeat the Raz debacle, That'd be the easiest way to bump the Quest difficulty.>>42731513>also Jack's plan was to summon Razvery glad we didn't do that then. Not sure she'd stop at one city.What feat did we get?
>>42731513>Jack's plan was to summon RazFACK! gonna need to have a writeup of that at some point, possibly after the thrad getting into our soul
>>42731532.....Really? REALLY?>>42731537Toxin not bite, Read again.
>>42731551>Toxin not bite, Read again.Yeah, I overlooked toxin. No idea why it got any votes at all, its kinda useless since we can just make poisons instead.
>>42731581I think the idea was to stack it with bloodform and blood control
>>42731594I can see Blood Form, maybe? But even that is pretty situational. Oh well. advanced Pleasurable Bite would have just made the witch even more awkward.
>>42731581Why does chaos use obliterators when they can give a guy a gun?
>>42731605Woulda been funny to use on maria though
>>42731620That'd be implying the blood toxin is better than the ones we can make, which seems unlikely.
>>42731639We can change it to ghoul
>>42731639We can do BOTH!
>>42731419Hmm, warm. I sit up groaning as I stretch my limbs, a dream? I look around, seeing large trees towering above me and strange ruins, Hell perhaps? rivers of green flow around statues of cats, piles of blankets, statues of a girl and giant stuffed things. I hear wailing and"Heeeey Thraddrick" a voice sighs "Welcome to casa de LaylaI turn and see the reaper"So this is the soul of my Beloved?" I ask happily smiling as the man stares at me, his throat torn open"Yeah" the man says as a little blonde girl clings to his leg, glaring at me"Hmm, I don't deserve an end like this" I say laughing "I've committed many sins""Oh so has she!" A tanned man growls "and we're forced to watch her live her heathen life in here""that's carlos don't mind him" the reaper says shrugging "Come on, sit down, we have some time to kill""Yeah all of it' I say smiling "Good fighting back there...for a dead man""You died from a boot" he says grinning "I died to a bite"I move to slap himbut the girl glares at me, and all the anger leaves me.>>42731446"Did you hear, Miller's shut in girl friend managed to reign her in""Do you think she's...you know like her""I don't know but that mission sounds kind of fishy doesn't it""Yeah, I think she might be in tight with the headmaster or something""Maybe she's is daughter?""Maybe....shit here comes her big sister act natural""What the hell are you two lookin at?"....>>42731543thradrickany requests for the next batch>>42731543You'd be able to give her one command if you went with the lan
>>42731513Does the blood toxin have one effect, or can it have a different effect every time we use it?
>>42731668You can choose what it doesthink of it as the vampire upgrade of snake blooded
>>42731663Hrm. can we get another continuation to vampire hunter maria perhaps?
>>42731663Internet reaction to the fight against thrardrick
>>42731703I'd rather have an au thread for thatt
>>42731663I need to head to my late bed, thanks for running HM, great thread. Good Night.
>>42731696What would have happened if we choose to take the headmaster?
>>42731703how would other maria have reacted to masochist layla
>>42731723A what if for if we had summoned Raz
>>42731378Lily doing something, we haven't seen her in a while.
So what are we going to ask for?
>>42731798A good immortality for Maria obviously.
>>42731798Good immortality for Maria or unlimited lucky coins.
>>42731780>>42731721TJesus, he was a toughfuckerTFMy husbando is alive :)FGSoooo porn when?GnI want to skull fuck Thomas in ragenS so Layla is even stronger now *siiiiigh* SIWho the hell was that?IDLove me some other mariaDYMy boy mike coming in with all the assistsYEdon't forget jackEqor ThomasqHthomas was a little bitch this episode tbh HCtM: who would win....Crimson or Layla>>42731731He'd have camewith a cloak of fucking lucky coins>>42731739"is this enough?" I ask looking at jack as he bites his hand as he looks over all the dead, some partially devoured bodies stacked in front of him, as Thomas cleans his boots of brains and Mike sulks in the corner, Clementine is laying in a puddle of her own bloody vomit chunks."There's...there's children in there" Jack stutters"that was Clementine" I say yawning"Can you not ask so casual about this?" he ask"Start to ritual" I say sternly, shoving him towards the mess of bodiesHe sighs, and holds his arms out, gnashing his teeth as he plants his hand on the circle drawn in ash, bile and blood.He chants and chant"Raaaaz seeeez suuuun aeeel, ever hungering, the eater of souls, the desire of flame, the twice born, come to us, come and devour the bones of our foes, COME TO THE REALM OF MAN FOR AN HOUR OR MORE!"nothing happens, and I open my mouth to say somethingas giant yellowed teeth the size of my legs appear around the pile, peeling apart as a giant mouth opens, the pile falling into it as the smell of burning flesh and acid fills the air.There's a crack and a figure stands in the flames, a head of flame licking back and forth as wings of smoke spread out behind her, she turns the dust settling, her eyes glowing like embers as she smiles, showing a mouth filled with fangs that should be able to fit in her mouth. Her skin looks like that of a corpse, with bronze growing down her elbows and knees to her hands and feetShe tilts her head curiously and takes a step forward.cont
>>42731838I doubt HM will actually allow us to have unlimited crits and nat 1 negation ability.It would make everything completely trivial.
>>42731843"Trickery?" She ask sounding more inquisitive than mad "magic, but you're human, how could you accomplish such a thing...no matter, I'll just have to pry the knowledge from your mind like a berry"She reaches towards me"Razsezsunael" Jack shoutsShe freeze in place and makes a noise like chain jingling together as she stops and glares at him, her eyes glowing brighter as...wait a second..she's only wearing tha tbloody coat I...oh..I...um"why aren't you wearing anything!!?" I shout already feeling embarresed"Let me free" she growls. with a voice sounding like steam"Only if you follow the command she gives you" jack says motion towards meShe turns her glare towards me, huffing as her wings "flap behind her'"You command....overstuffed mortal....so many souls in one bodyhmm interesting...what are you"I ignore her and smirk"Demon, go and kill Thradrick brausr in that building, and leave this world as soon as you do""Gladly....hmmm, such a strange creature you are...hmm" and with that she flies away, rubbing her chin>>42731890or you could spend them to get a nat 1000
>>42731906Alsoif any of you are wonderingone of the quests I'd like to run after this one endwould have raz as the MC
>>42731924>would have raz as the MCDo it, I miss her.
>>42731924>this one end
>>42731944Heyanother idea would take place a few years later in the ASQ/UMGQ time line, with the mc as Layla and maria's adoppted kid
>>42731924Nice i really liked Raz's character. So it would be nice to keep playing her.Tough even this short write up was nice with how she was still really curious about our weird nature.Oh and how did Jack actually know Raz's true name? I thought that Raz had eaten everyone's memories of her name.
>>42731959yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes (I mean we can have raz make an appearance in that too)
>>42731959>adoppted kid>Not yuri baby.
>>42731959>adoppted kidHM shame on you know they'd find a way with magic to have their own kid.
>>42731959>adoppted kidBut how would we make sure we summoned a baby?
>>42731981That is also a plan>>42731972He encountered her while looking for a demon to get magic powers ofShe was amused by it, and curious as to how a soul was wandering in hell so freely.And they ended up talking and he put his soul on the line in a game of chesshe cheatedAnd the reason he and alive can use magic is because they siphon it from you>>42731981also a plan
>>42731986Imagine how cute it'd bebut I am leaning heavily towards magic yuri dhamphir baby
>>42732047HM. This needs to be a thing. Like I will tell a mob of right-wing nutjobs you're a black gay satanist, and give them pitchforks, torches, and a map to your house if this isn't a thing. I want to play Layla and maria's kid dammit
>>42732047i really want layla to figure out that power, tell maria about it, and she gets all excited about being able to have a baby
>>42732069Please, almost everyone around where I live is black gay satanists, >>42732075Implying Layla wouldn't be the mother because she couldn't say no to MariaMaria doting on pregnant LaylaMarla trying to knit a blanket for her baby nieceElizabeth planning the baby shower cakeJasmine Trying to convince them to let get the baby some normal toysetc
Hey HM, requesting writeup of future where lichfraust is teaching at Layla's school for assassins and supernatural beings. Constantly gets himself blown the fuck up and pulls himself back together again, harassing ms stone, shooting his skull out of cannons at unfortunate students, etc.
>>42732047>>42732117DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. THIS MUST BE THE SEQUEL QUEST
>>42732142Man, lich fraust is an amazing ideaalsohe got pretty close to dying this thread from blood loss
>>42732168It's like a batshit insane version of the addams family, with murder and awesomeness.
>>42732117i cant decide what i want more, this or raz quest 2
>>42732142>shooting his skull out of cannons at unfortunate studentsI never thought of that, jesus christ that man need to lich himself, it just amplifies it so much>>42732191O_O GUYS. LAYLA BINDS RAZ TO SERVE AS HER DAUGHTER'S FAMILIAR TO KEEP HER SAFE.
>>42732188>>42732204Best of both worlds. For the love of all that is fucking holy sweet mother teresa jesus christ on a pogo stick hell this needs to happen. I want this so fucking much, layla's daughter quest as well as raz. (powers obviously weakened and restricted, but still.)
>>42732227which would also be in the same world as UMGQ
>>42732168Mr fraust trying to be gentle with the babyThaddeus crying tears of joyNight shift throwing huge party ending in five fatalities and ten disappearances Request guy giving a cat nip infused doll to the childrequest losing a limb or twoClementine calling her little mistressKimberly trying to teach her magicMs stone dawing over the babyJack declaring himself godfather since he taught layla the yuri magic>>42732204>>42732191When i start either of those questI have an idea for how to make the stat system less ass backwardsnamely, using numbers instead of names, since it's easier to tell when you succeed when you guys know what bonuses you get
>>42732204I cannot possibly say "fuck yes" enough times to accurately express how much I want this.>>42732237Hoboy dis gone be gooooooood
>>42732244I meanI could run the raz familar ideaand a raz questjust raz at different times in her life ortime is convoluted bollocks
>>42732243>>42732204HEAD. MASTER. FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET FUCKITY FUCK THIS MUST BE A THING.Thaddeus crying tears of joyNight shift throwing huge party ending in five fatalities and ten disappearancesRequest guy giving a cat nip infused doll to the childrequest losing a limb or twoClementine calling her little mistressKimberly trying to teach her magicMs stone dawing over the babyJack declaring himself godfather since he taught layla the yuri magicI approve of all of this.
>>42732266you'll eventually be running 3 different raz quests
>>42732277what's the third?I mean
>>42732298we dont know yet, just that it will happen
>>42732243>Request guy becoming a regenerator>Layla keep dismembering himAlso, I want to remind everyone that layla will now forever look as old as she is now. Which means her daughter will at some point look older then both her parents (since we're immortalizing maria too). which is hilarious.
>>42732317im now imagining a 40 year old woman being ordered around by a young girl calling her mother
>>42732317Request guy the main antagonist for the quest?"And so says the lord, JESUS CHRIST, to make life hell for you miller shits"
>>42732336that might be a good one shotits a dream from when layla is high on nip
>>42732336I mean you could do a lot of things, remnants of the various guilds, overzealous magical girls, normal people who found out "holy fuck magic exists" causing layla to create the brasurburge safe haven in the first place, demons, angels, tons of things. request guy might make a good tutorial/side antagonist though. Just because of all the things he'll be constantly pulling on the students.
>>42732345the ASQ cast as Hellsing charactersThraddrick could be dandy man or van winkle
>>42732369Most terrifying threatEllitotealsoI do have an idea for a sequel to UMSQbut it's only compatible with one of the ends I have in mindwhich is the one that is the most out of character to getwhich is[Spoiler] Chaos queen Elizabeth [/spoiler]but
>>42732369The entrance exam is having to get past Request guy and his arsenal.
>>42732412when will layla and elilotte meet
>>42732428In RagnarokBut seriouslyonly bad things can come of that meeting
Hey. HM. lewd thing when?And can we get a quick hellsing AU writeup with maria as the head of hellsing and layla as the vampiric servant?
>>42732463>>42732470o.o yes please?
>>42732470I'll try to write it up soonNext thread since I'd like to have more time for it
I want Raz back...