Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=homeless+mutant+questPastebins:http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFighttp://pastebin.com/98mpGLrhhttp://pastebin.com/PmF43Sr1http://pastebin.com/JYrcDPPkYou are John James Green, mutant vagrant.“…Um, you know… just, like, wondering… why don’t you live here?”Megan swings her legs back and forth atop the kitchen counter, her eyes roaming the small apartment. Her enthusiasm is mostly undimmed, but you can tell that the strangeness of the safehouse is at least a little unsettling to her – or maybe it’s just being back inside a house, even if it is more of a simulacrum than the real deal. “Because I’m afraid of superheroes breaking my legs.” Superhero, singular, actually. You don’t think Daredevil or Black Man (his name’s Power Man, actually, but that sounds almost as silly) would break your legs.“Pfft. Superheroes don’t break people’s legs, silly.” Clearly she has never heard of Moon Knight.“Come on.” You change the subject. “We’re here to bake.”Megan hops off the counter and you lay out the ingredients in front of you.This is it. This is the hour of cake.>Present Time: 19:22 PM>Current Funds: $1,415>Hunger Level: 4>Solar Charge: 3/5>[ ] Follow the instructions 100%. No deviation.>[ ] Add something special (specify).>[ ] Allow more of Megan’s enthusiasm to find its way in.>[ ] Write in.>NOTE: JJ has TWO stress points! These will detract from his attempts to bake the ultimate cake.>However, he has obtained A WORKING OVEN and ENTHUSIASM.
>>42683544>[ ] Follow the instructions 100%. No deviation.
>>42683544>[ ] Allow more of Megan’s enthusiasm to find its way in.
>>42683544>>[ ] Allow more of Megan’s enthusiasm to find its way in.
>>42683544>[ ] Allow more of Megan’s enthusiasm to find its way in.Heaven or Hell, let's bake
>>42683544>[ ] Add something special (specify).John James Green's special John James Cream
>>42683544>[ ] Add something special (specify).love
>>42683544>>[ ] Follow the instructions 100%. No deviation.Follow the damn recipe. Deviation is what leads to... lets call it 'interesting' food.Gotta get good at comprehending the basics before you get fancy.
>[ ] Follow the instructions 100%. No deviation.
>>42683544>[ ] Follow the instructions 100%. No deviation.>[ ] Add something special (specify).Semen
>>42683656I second this unless it is a euphemism for semen in which case I double-second it
does JJ get a bonus to baking from his elven qualities?
>[X] Be Boring.Right then, let's roll. With the modifiers and demodifiers for stress and advantages punched in, this is almost a straight roll:>Bake Check>no set DC>+1 modifier>>42683656Already on the recipe, oddly enough.
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>42683763time to get baked
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>42683763
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>42683763
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>42683763
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>42683763Rolling>https://youtu.be/hK0ewsE0ovM
JJ can do this. Its like sciense. A few genes here, a pinch of cinnamon there. All he has to do is to channel his father.There wouldn't be any PCP to inject to our spine would there?
>>42683778it was meant to be, are you the chosen one anon?
Rolled 55 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>42683778Best cake ever. Nearly 100% crack and it still tastes like chocolate.
>>42683778best cake ever
>>42683778Image not that related but goddamn
Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>42683763I was gonna suggest we watch a cooking show on fast forward and let our reflexes do the rest.
>>42683778Puns give me rolling power.
>>42683778Apparently love is the best ingredient.
>tfw JJ will never hijack the Thanos copterits a bad feel
>>42683778>Moon knight is watching through his security cameras.>Khonsu starts bitching at moonie to get that cake for him.
>>42683889>Moon Knight watching through cameras>is more angry at JJ's recipe choice than anything.
>>42683926>Chocolate? Chocolate! CHOCOLATE!!! Does he hate it, or love it?Perhaps he wishes it was at least white chocolate so it could look like the moon if nothing else.
>>42683960Vengeance is best served with whipped cream.
>>42683971buttercreme is better than whipped icing
You decide that any changes you make to the recipe would undoubtedly be negative ones. Sticking to the letter of the law seems the best decision in this case. You’re sure Laura will appreciate the cold, mechanical precision about to be wrought into a cake form. Assigning a buzzing Megan to general fetch-quest type duties, you go about baking your cake. It goes pretty well.It’s an art hours in the making, of course. You slave over this thing, recking and rechecking the instructions on your Moon Phone with the consistency of the truly obsessively compulsive. You nearly slip up with the eggs but your trusty JJ-sense intervenes to warn you of the yokesome danger to your delicious birthday offering, and the crisis is averted before it can truly kick off. In the end, you have a cake. A cake precisely generic chocolate cake, so perfectly crafted that it can barely be told apart from the stock image attached with the instructions. You’ve even got the fancy wavy effect on the frosting down. You slump back on one of the sofas, your faculties shutting down in the wake of a severe baking overload. >Present Time: 21:22 PM Megan crouches beside the counter, her eyes level with the surface, staring at your masterpiece. “We should really taste it.” She licks her lips slowly. “Just in case.” “No. No we shouldn’t.”This is literally the perfect cake. You’re fairly certain that even one micron of change will be one micron in the wrong direction.>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow. >[ ] Relax, talk to Megan for a bit.>[ ] Write in.
>>42683993>>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.
>>42683993>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow. safehouse isn't safe from moony
>>42683993>>[ ] Relax, talk to Megan for a bit.So how's it been?
>>42684026>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow. It's 21:22 PM Meaning there's 3 hours and 38 minutes left of Laura's birthday. Missing it would be embaressing.
>>42683993>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.I refuse to let this perfectly generic cake be ruined.
>>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow
>>42683993>[ ] Relax, talk to Megan for a bit.Shes adorable
>>42683993>>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.It is time for us to transport the Cake. We can chat with Megan on the way.
>[ ] Relax, talk to Megan for a bit.Chill dog, Megan can port with the cake in a second(which could be used for some extra surprise factor) and JJ is a lean mean natural predator with top speed and natural flower perfume. Time is not an issue.
>>42683993>>[ ] Relax, talk to Megan for a bit.
>>42683993>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.
>>42683993Glorious cake. It's the bakening.>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow. Take any and all messures to ensure the safety of the cake. Also Megan can have a slice once we cut it with Laura. She helped after all.
>>42683993>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow. We can talk with Megan along the way.
I wonder if Birthday threesome?
>[X] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.Writing.
>>42684182[Spoiler] JJ, Peter and Moon Knight?
>inb4 encounter>"Kind sir! My mother is dying and all she wants is to taste chocolate cake one last time."
>>42684266>JJ eyebeams him>THIS CAKE ISN'T FOR THE DEEAAAAD!
>>42684266>"lolno.">"B-But, sir, ple-">"SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!"
>>42684298Now there is a cake ingredient people in ER would appreciate.
>>42684266>>42684298"Look kid, I can donate some blood, and as long as I can get my girlfriend there in time, your mom can have a piece."
>>42684298>>42684365No telling people our body can be grinded into viagra pillz. Especially Mystique disguised as little boy.
>>42684266>Well kid, consider your mother invited to my girlfriend's birthday party.>Not you though, fuck off.
On unrelated note, we should work out anti impersonator(Mistique, or space lizard guys) mutant routine to use for our friends, that have no super senses.
>>42684506can Mystique perfectly replicate JJ's spidey tier ass?
There are precisely three hours and thirty-eight minutes until it is officially Laura’s birthday. Proper birthdays don’t really start until sunup, of course, but it seems wrong to miss even a bit of it. This will be the first birthday you’ll spend with her – and, to be honest, you don’t entirely know how many more you’ll be around for.“Right.” Grunting, you heave yourself up. “Let’s get this thing back to the station.” Closing up behind you, you head back to the Scar. Megan hums quietly all the way back – sounds like a show tune, or maybe one of those old songs everyone learns when they’re young, only to forget the name and origin later. About half an hour into the journey both of you remember that Megan is in fact a teleporter and divert into a nearby alley, vanishing in a flash of multicolored light.You wonder what was happening with Megan when she first manifested to give her these particular powers. Was she watching My Little Equine or something?You ask her, and it turns out she just came within an inch of riding into a car on her bike. She says it like it happens to everyone once in a while. You guess some mutations just make zero sense. “Want to stay the night?” You ask. “Is that okay?” Wow, really, she’s asking now?“Sure.” “Yesss!” She punches at air the air, declaring some kind of victory. Okay. The two of you trail in late. Megan actually teleports a little ahead, wrapping the cake up in one the plastic bags you carried your shopping in and stowing it away on a disused train compartment. Hopefully no-one will go rooting through there tonight. Save Laura, the gang share a set of knowing glances with you. All is prepared.>Present Time: 22:25 PM>[ ] Go to sleep, get up early tomorrow.>[ ] Tire yourself about a bit. >[ ] Talk with [insert] a while.>[ ] Write in.
>>42684539>[ ] Talk with [insert] a while.Norikoabout her scars, the offer still stands
>>42684539inb4 her super-nose tells her what we have in store in the morning...
>>42684583Yeah, sure, this sounds good
>>42684539>[ ] Tire yourself about a bit. >[ ] Talk with [insert] a while.Work out. Maybe teach Megan some martial arts.
>>42684545Body warnings are too obviousMake some code sentences that make no fucking sense, that works everytime
>>42684545good thinkingeverybody should get a tattoo of a unicorn making love to a Kiebler elf on the inside of their left butt cheek
>>42684539>My Little EquineCruuuuussttyyy!>[ ] Go to sleep, get up early tomorrow.
>>42684603That's not actually entirely what pic related used
>>42684539>>[ ] Talk with [insert] a while.>NorikoOffer healing, talk about anti impersonator procedures. Probably ask to show of mutation powers or something. Also some code for body control, mind manipulation and stuff.
>>42684539Offer to heal Noriko, then if we have time get swole
>>42684539>>[ ] Tire yourself about a bit.Gains? Gains.
>>42684636>>42684603I don't think JJ knows that Mystique is a shapeshifter. He just knows he had difficulty of smelling her.
>>42684636need covert comms? why not HOBO SCRAWL referencing pics in these posts...>>42669159>>42669180
>>42684539>[ ] Write in.Evening kung-fu practice with erryone.
>>42684665We are talking general precautions. Its not specifically against mystique, there are plenty of body snatchers, and stuff same precautions work against. We almost got possessed a while back.
>>42684671That'd be good for later, I think.>>42684539I don't mean to be annoying, but did JJ's strength get any better when he worked out a thread or two ago and over the time skip?Or am I just too optimistic with that?
>>42684737and the whole vampire incident too
>>42684539>[ ] Talk with Gabby a while.>[ ] Finish talking to her about our powers. Talk to her about how Kevin is doing.
>>42684738We were skinny fuck before that and we could lift up to 3 tons(4 if we overdid it)Now that we got swole i think we can do 5 ton while 6 when overdoing it
>>42684789Right now we're at 3.5 tons comfortably, 4 tons if we push it, and 6 tons if we really overdo it.
>>42684789 I was a wimp before the X-gene. Now, I'm a jerk and everybody loves me. So activate now, wimp!!
>(1/2)The remainder of the night passes uneventfully. You snack a little, picking at the remainders of a very sparse chicken stew, courtesy of Noriko’s increasingly competent cooking. While you eat, you remind her that the offer’s still open in regards to healing blood, and she says she’ll be okay with it… eventually. She just needs to get used to the idea of human blood in her food or whatever.Apparently she has a bit of a problem with blood. You make sure to do a bit of exercise before bed, which always makes Layla chuckle (you’ve gotten used to ignoring that), and eventually retire to your tent. After a minute or two, Laura joins you, her fingers finding you in the dark, fumbling over your shoulders. She nestles in beside you in silence, her breath almost unbelievably loud against the silence of the tent, and for a moment you desperately want to tell her about tomorrow. You fold the urge up and stow it deep down inside, wrapping an arm around her shoulder and falling, ever so slowly, ever so softly, to sleep…
>>42684935So, why did we leave our cake in a trash bin again? Someone's gonna take that shit and JJ's going to freak out.
>>42684935>Apparently she has a bit of a problem with blood.PffWasn't she supposed to become a doctor before her X-gene activated?
>>42684935Wait for the right time
pls let the cake be okay
>>42684965>Just think it's Soylent Green
>>42685023I know. Just found it kinda funny.
I just hope Megan doesn't eat the cake while we sleep. Or you know rats and cockroaches.
>>42685023If JJ got Null Shadow, he'd become Silent Green. It's a joke pls no powersperg yet
>>42684964>>42685003>>42685052Cakefags just relax, it'll be alright
>>42685052If someone eats that cake before the birthday people will have their legs broken
>>42685091If JJ got Warp-Spasm, he'd become Violent Green
>(2/2) The moon rides the waves at your feet, its distant form seeming to ebb and flow with every tiny ripple of your footsteps. The empty architecture of the Scar glows under its light. Clogged with mangroves and long, loping vines, the old remains are silent and still as ever, no life or sound transgressing against the quiet of the place. The only movement is the gentle sway of the clear, cool waters beneath your feet, and the leviathan movements of the shadows that twist in the deep. The bones upon your brow are heavy, as are those that chime against your shoulders. There is no wind, and yet they tap-tap-tap at one another nonetheless, as though possessed of their own tiny lives.Something is out there, in the night, waiting. You can feel it in your claws. >[ ] Go hunting. >[ ] Wait in ambush.>[ ] Explore the ruins.>[ ] Write in.
>>42685146>>[ ] Explore the ruins.
>>42685146>[ ] Wait in ambush.
>>42685146>>[ ] Wait in ambush.
>>42684738>but did JJ's strength get any better when he worked out a thread or two ago and over the time skip?Yes.
>>42685146>[ ] Go hunting.proactive choices are usually the most interesting
>>42685146>[ ] Explore the ruins.
>>42685146>[ ] Wait in ambushElement of Surprise
>>42685173Whoo!How strong is he now? And please update the Pastebin to show that.
>[ ] Explore the ruins.
>>42685146>[X] Go hunting.Taking initiative.
>>42685146>[ ] Wait in ambush.They will not take the cake!
>>42685173How mush better exacly?
>>42685146>Wait in ambush.
>[ ] Wait in ambush.For the cake!
>>42685146>>[ ] Go hunting.
>>426852197 mush better.
>>42685146>>[ ] Wait in ambush.Those trees in whose dim shadowThe ghastly priest doth reignThe priest who slew the slayer,And shall himself be slain.
>[X] Wait in ambush.Writing.
>>42685243Tiger, Tiger burning bright,in the forests of the night,what immortal hand or eye,could frame thy fearful symmetry
>>42685146>"For the angel of death spread his wings upon the blast>And breathed in the face of his foe as he passed>And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill>And their hearts but once heaved, and forever grew still.">Take flight, swoop down on the target>They will learn that swooping is bad.
>>42685323Is JJ really a mix between Pam and Alistair?
You will not be taken by surprise. In this place reigns the king with bloodied hands, and around this place is erected no wall nor boundary, nor river, nor border of any kind. For his domain is the World, and banishment from his domain is banishment from all the bounties of what is.Hefting your scepter-spear of bone, you crouch down amidst the mangroves, sharpening your senses and waiting, teeth bared. All things traverse these roads eventually, and you will be waiting. You don’t think of the nature of the traveler, only the trap into which he walks – you know that if he be Buddha, or Yahweh, or Allah, you will kill him, as though you had met him upon the road as an equal. You wait. The night is still overhead, the stars refusing to burn out. Eventually it stalks into vision – a shadow of shapes and glories, creeping laboriously through the concrete and the roots, its fingers drawing blood where they caress the world, eyes triplicate and burning like great furnaces. >[ ] Wait until it moves on, follow it.>[ ] Pounce!>[ ] Your courage fails you. Stay amidst the mangroves.>[ ] Write in.
>>42685510>[ ] Pounce!
>>42685510>[ ] Wait until it moves on, follow it.
The literate in me says I should know what you're all quoting, but I can't figure it out.
>>42685510>[ ] Pounce!JJ is the ill intent.
>>42685510>>[ ] Pounce!Go for the eyes, JJ!
>>42685510>>[ ] Pounce!
>>42685510>[ ] Pounce!We didn't pick the stealth power set, we chose the hunter.
>>42685510>>[ ] Your courage fails you. Stay amidst the mangroves.why would you attack someone whos insides have fire in them.JJ is afraid of fire guys. This is not fight we want to fight, since we be scared shitless.
>>42685510>Wait until it moves on, follow it.just because we're a hobo doesn't mean we're a murderhobo.
>[X] Pounce!Combat Check (yeah that's right).>DC17>+2 surprise mod
>[ ] Pounce!
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>42685628Yaweh and Allah are the same entity you dumb fuck!
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>42685628
Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>42685628Rolling
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>42685628get some
>>42685609>not attempting to overcome pyrophobia at every given opportunityLOOK AT THIS PLEB
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>42685628big money no whammies.
Rolled 18 (1d20)HAIL SATAN!
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>42685628
>>42685642By the skin of your fucking teeth eh
>>42685642Oy vey he knows shut it down.Congratz on passing dc btw.
I hope its not Laura
>>42685621I still don't understand the fags who don't like him. This is his best incarnation since his origin story comic. (I forgot what it was called and lost my digital copy to boot, otherwise I'd recommend it.)
>>42685657>not wanting to at least to try to be in character.
>>42685731Does that pic has any context explaining why she's kicking babies?
>>42685752Hes a bit autistic, cuts close to home for most
>>42685783we are the character, you dumbshit. if we decide to man up, JJ decides to man up and try and overcome his fears.jesus fuck, why do I have to explain the basic premise of roleplaying in every roleplaying thread I participate in?
>>42685510>>[ ] Pounce!Dah huntah spoots his preey. Crikey!
>>42685831Because you assume /tg/ knows how to roleplay and doesn't just argue about 40shit.
>>42685862Why does /tg/ like 40k so much?I kinda liked it 5 years ago, then i noticed that it was gonna be grimdark shit 24/7 and now i avoid it like a plague cuz i'm sick of it
>>42685789he's a high-functioning autist. that's like way over at the other side of the spectrum.
>>42685908People remember what it used to be like and just ignore games workshop being retarded.
>>42685787Cause babies suck
>>42685941What would JJ's rap themed cover be?Vagrant - Y'all cowards don't even smoke Jack?
>>42685959Considering Vagrant on its own is still a shit nameAnd he hates jackThat is a terrible theme name.
>>42685959Loves Doom impersonations and food.
>>42685983>Considering Vagrant on its own is still a shit nameIf it was then it wouldn't have won.>>42685989Much better choice than my idea.But what would the alternate title be?
>>42685463>Pam>Not Lord ByronBitch you don't quote the person who is quoting someone else.
>>42686006Considering HMQ has blatant trolls, that is not an argument with any weight.And its still a shit name -on its own-.
>>42685831Because playing every character exactly the same, going for min maxing, and bending over for good karma, is way more role playing than acting as your character is defined as on your character sheet.Like whats the point in even having character description, and motivations?
>>42686043I do.I just know the quote mainly from Pam's back.>>42686046I agree, it's just that I get kinda annoyed when people keep talking shit about it and I try to annoy them.Clearly doesn't work, but I try.
>>42686046The Vagrant kinda of makes it okayKinda...
>>42686049>Like whats the point in even having character description, and motivations?So the DM will let you play because he wants you to have them.
Mutant names are gay
>>42686064>>42686068Still say it should be amended toThe Mutant Vagrantor changed. Flat names are sad when used seriously.
heaven help us if JJ gets a hair cut and we have to vote on the style
>>42686148Hitler Youth or bust.
The amount of time it's taking is making me think that something horrible is about to happen or that crusty is a kill.
>(1/2)You leap free from the mangroves, scepter-spear raised, blood flashing in your eyes like fire. There can be but one king in the forest. The din of battle consumes the ruins. You wrestle against the weight of the shadow, against the stare of its vast, searing eyes. You set your horns of lapis lazuli against its mantle of ruby and gold – you snort and grapple and scream, and set yourselves against one another, the roots shaking in the waters beneath you, the concrete skeleton of the ruins swaying to the tempo of your brawl. You shift around its flanks, striking a lacerating blow with the bone of your spear, heedless of the blood that flows from your wounds. Still it comes, murmuring its holy obscenities, the torrent of its jaws consuming the earth before it. It takes all your strength to match its ferocity.You realize, slowly, that as your blood seeps like fire into the waters, the sounds of night are awakening – the chittering of insects and distant utterances of loping beasts. It rises to a crescendo, greater than your battle, enveloping it, until neither you nor the shadow of the sky can fight any longer, so great is the cry of almost-birth that wails in your ears. And where the moon touches the water, you see it, sitting with its legs crossed upon a seat of stars, its form of brilliant white light. A six-armed bodhisattva of annihilation. It opens its mouth, and upon its tongue, the universe crouches.
>>42686148That would mean cutting off the marriage braid thing he has with Laura.Basically wouldn't happen.>>42686186The Queen is calling him for his services again.
>>42686192KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>42686143I agree.I also think we should use multiple names and let the other characters choose.Like JJ is uncertain what he should be called.>>42686192Are you high right now, Crusty?
>(2/2)You awaken slowly, the bizarre reality of the dream slowly draining away.For a moment, the figures of shadow and light continue to dance against the backdrop of the real world, before solid things take precedence – the fabric of your tent, the softness of the sleeping bag beneath you, the warmth of Laura’s breath. You yawn quietly, shifting your arm so as to get a glimpse at the time.>Present Time: 09:23 AM>Hunger Level: 2 Today is a pretty important day. >[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.>[ ] Snuggle more. >[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.>[ ] Write in.
>>42686228>>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.
>>42686228>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.i wonder if Laura smelled the cake already?
>>42686228CHECK ON THE CAKE
>>42686228>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.>[ ] Snuggle more.
>>42686228>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.
>[ ] Breakfast in bed
>>42686228>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything's ready.Think about it while getting shit done, if possible.(Also the captcha had some weird image of a guy sitting wth his legs crossed and a bunch of spheres around him)
>>42686228>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy
>>42686228>>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.
>>42686225Crusty doesn't do drugs he is drugs
Didn't we start with 4 points of hunger? I know we ate before going to sleep, but surely it wasn't that much.
>>42686228>>[X] Snuggle more.
>>42686049Not that I speak for everybody, but I don't suggest altruistic things for JJ for good karma, I just think JJ is a decent bloke despite his own insecurities and being a good guy when you have fucking nothing is interesting to me. JJ has more to lose by being an altruistic hobo
>>42686228>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.>>42686225The hospital probably introduced the queen to some really kinky fetishes, and she demanded her right during tea time.
>>42686283SHIVA KAMINI SOMA KANDARKRAM
>>42686283Have we betrayed shiva?
>[X] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.>[X] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.Writing.
>>42686322AFTER WE CHECK THE CAKE
>>42686228>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.
>>42686228>>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.
>>42686228>>[ ] Snuggle more. >>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.
>>42686347Hey Crusty. That was a really cool dream sequence. Just wanted to tell you that.
>>42686228>>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.>>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.
>>42686228>>>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.>>42686271this, too.
>>42686228>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.
What the fuck are you guys doing? >Writing.
>>42686271That's not a bad looking JJ
>>42686457>What the fuck are you guys doing?I'm Questing, Home-brewing, and Engraving a new set of Brass Tags for my DogALL AT ONCE
>>42686457Procrastinating with some job offers, planning to fix my bike, questing, worrying about a family member who is being sent to a mental institution, and I'm going to make a run to the store soon. How are you, anon?
That was an… odd… dream. You strain silently for a moment, trying to scrounge together the finer details. The inconsequential things – the play of the moon on the water, the taste of the night, the smell of loam – are easily apprehended, but everything else of wayward and changeable, slipping further and further away as wakefulness settles in fully. You remember, though, that you weren’t exactly afraid of the figure you saw at the end. Instead, there was a different kind of feeling… a great, crushing loneliness. An absence of life that permeated its image, and a sudden want to live and be and feel all you can. You can still sorta feel it now. Putting it out of your mind, you ease your way up, making sure not to wake the birthday girl. You sneak out of the tent, and find the other sitting nearby the pile of rags and blackened wood where the fire burns every night. Megan seems to have gotten the cake, which sits between them – kept, you notice, as far as possible from Layla. Party hats have been distributed, though somewhat unevenly, Layla monopolizing four of them for herselves. “Everything cool?” Says Noriko, her voice barely above a whisper.You offer her a thumbs up. Everything is totally cool.>[ ] Wait for Laura to get up.>[ ] Get back into the tent and convince her out.>[ ] Get back into the tent and carry her out.>[ ] Write in.
>>42686549>[ ] Make sure perfect-cake is perfect.>[ ] Get back into the tent and carry her out.
>>42686549>[ ] Get back into the tent and convince her out.
>>42686491>>42686523Damn it. I was referring to the seven votes posted after voting ended.
>>42686549>[ ] Get back into the tent (MILD SEXY TEASING TO WAKE HER UP)>and then carry her out.
>>42686549>>[ ] Get back into the tent and convince her out.
>>42686549>>[ ] Make sure perfect-cake is perfect.Check the stuff.
>>42686590"ask a silly question...">>42686523>worrying about a family member who is being sent to a mental institution,depending on the quality this isn't so bad, my mom came back a better person(s); worry less, it'll do them no good.
>>42686549>[ ] Get back into the tent and carry her out.While being romantic as fuck
>>42686549>[X] Wait for Laura to get up.Just chill till then.
>>42686549>>[ ] Wait for Laura to get up.It's her birthday. Let her have a lie in.
>[X] Get back into the tent and convince her out.Writing.
>>42686590You know how things are with moo2 and we get trolls every once in a while, anon. Just like to them next time.>>42686651They're not well. Maybe it'll be like that. Probably should narrow my Things To Do Today down to 3-4 things, though.Neither pudding nor unusually slanted cakes are ice cream, Captcha.
We should grow some roses for next time.
>>42686763Yea we should grow some blood plans around the base.
>>42686763>>42686786Roses and weed
>>42686735link to them, fuck I need sleep.
>>42686704>convinceWith a kiss?
>>42686549>>[ ] Wait for Laura to get up
>>42686704Convince her romantically Crusty, and don't fuck up!
>>42686763There may still be time for that; the day is young. Depends on how fast our blood can make flowers grow.
Considering this is her birthday party, we could invite people that are technically her friends to eat the cake.
>>42687009why? family's all there already.it's all you need.
>>42687009Well that IS why Megan is still around. I imagine some of the other Corsairs will show up sometime.
>>42687009Pfft, as if they deserve our ultra-cake.
Kimura better show up to the party.
>>42687079Should we send invites?
>(1/2)You check your perfect cake, and, finding it still perfect, crawl back into your tent. Laura is awake – you can tell – but her eyes are shut, her breath coaxing her chest up and down in slow, quiet heaves. Leaning over her, you feel a mischievous urge tug at your heart, and place a kiss upon her neck. She shifts lazily, her breath catching slightly in her chest, and you press deeper, you lips plucking insistently at her flesh. She lets you continue a while, squirming around your kisses, before finally opening her eyes. The way she looks at you makes you want to forget the whole birthday thing.Fighting back the urge to keep going, you pull away, unable to prevent your excitement from showing through in the shape of a big, probably very goofy smile. “Hey.” She blinks, and you believe you detect a slight hint of annoyance at the sudden stop. Taking her hand, you tug gently.“Come on.” Grin is reaching maximum goof at this point. “I’ve got something to show you.” Her brow pinches in curiosity and, a little hesitantly, she gets up, letting you lead her out. She nearly jumps out of her skin at the sound of several party horns sounding at once.“Surprise!” The gang, plus Megan, sit in a vague semi-circle around her cake, which has been bedecked with sixteen little candles (you thought someone else should handle that…). Kevin is holding up a large piece of paper, blank save for the word ‘Surprise!’ penned in flowery red ink. Laura stares for a moment in silence, the breath still in her chest. You squeeze her hand. “Happy Birthday, Laura.”
>>42687112Yes, we can have them delivered by Huginn and Muninn.
>>42687130>Kevin is holding up a large piece of paper, blank save for the word ‘Surprise!’ penned in flowery red ink.Speaking of Kevin, did we ever figure out if he's capable of written language?
>>42687178or a total freak out because>>42687079 or because Kimura made her last "surprise birthday party" something so awful and horrible...
her birthday present is as many times as she wants it, anywhere she wants it
>>42687210Then our surprise for Kimura will be Photo-boosted eyebeams till she's in space.
>>42687229Is this the night where we teach her the joys of anal sex?
The trigger scent is burning birthday candles
>>42687270Pls no.I worry Crusty won't survive the lewd.
>>42687270why would you want to murder Crusty?that said, I too am interested...>>42687273another possibility...
>>42687270word of Crusty says she isn't into butt stuff
>>42687270We should really hurry and get JJ a tail so he can use both holes.
>>42687312>>42687301I don't buy it, I smell antismut fags hiding behind that excuse. Crusty will be fine if he decides to write smut
>>42687324>tail>not a hemipenis
>>42687324You fuckers are into the kinkiest shit...I love it.
>>42687342Nah, I love smut. I'm actually just against it here because the last thread was cut short, and don't want plot to delay twice in a row.
>>42687324>>42687345the zero cost alternative https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ
>>42687342He almost died doing smut for us last time.
>>42687370nigga this is plot, we're going to get a dramatic reveal and then bone each other on top of the cake
>>42687385that which doesn't kill you makes you stronger
>>42687385dude he does smut frequently on Star Wars Errant, he's fine. It's just hard for him to write good smut, that shit takes time
Does Laura get heart pupils during sex? If not, we need to git gud.
>>42687442>Heart PupilsI don't care what fuck you fuck you faggots say about me, that shit is always going to be my fetish and pray to god we get good enough to make Laura get some.
>>42687442P sure she does every time we make out heavily with her. She seems to really get into it.
is the next update lewd?CJ's ass finally decided to eat his hand didn't it?
Laura is kill
>>42687503>We trigger scent LauraEveryone is kill
>>42687529>trigger scent>modified slightly>she now is in unquenchable arousalYou know what to do, JJ.
>(2/3)The giving of gifts is a little awkward. Unaccustomed to the whole ritual, Laura sits beside you in a slight state of shock, regarding each gift with a particular brand of tentative, almost disbelieving, curiosity, as though expecting the majority of them to drain away between her fingers before she can open them. Noriko and Kevin pitched in for a pair of extremely big boots – the kind, Noriko comments, you can really smoosh a dude into the dirt with. Layla, stating that she knows Laura is into ‘that gothy stuff’, has gotten her a bundle of assorted bracelets studded with various degrees of heavy metal adornment, also paid for in part by Lucas. Gaby, you’re surprised to find, has managed to get her hands on a copy of something called ‘The Satanic Verses’ (what). She says she loved it when she first read it, and she couldn’t really think of anything else. Laura receives them all with an air of awkward formality. She’s fixing on her new bracelets when you unearth your gifts from the depths of your jacket.
>>42687529>Trigger Scent is double chocolateWe should've known.
>(3/3)She takes them from you in silence (you can’t help but notice that everyone else has gone sorta quiet, too), pausing for a moment, as though weighing them somehow. She glances up at you, a strange sort of dizziness in her eyes, and you nod back. Slowly, carefully, she unwraps them. The gloves are first. You hear her breath shift as they slowly appear through the wrapping paper, her fingertips feeling at the cool, dark leather, almost like she’s trying to press the sensation of them under her skin. She’s just as quiet when she unpacks the choker, inspecting it with wide eyes, before shooting you an embarrassed glance and holding it up to her wrist experimentally. “Ah, uh, no – it, it goes around…” Leaning over, you guide her hands up to her neck, helping her fasten it in place. “…Like that.”She feels at the drop of amethyst that presses against the base of her neck, fingers barely brushing at it, as though hardly able to grasp its presence. Her eyelids fall just very slightly and she smiles, a hint of pink playing at her cheeks.“…Thank you.” >[ ] Have a small heart attack.>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.>[ ] Excuse me everyone but Laura and I must go elsewhere right now.>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.>[ ] Write in.
>>42687622>>[ ] Have a small heart attack.>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!
>>42687622>[ ] Have a small heart attack.Then recover>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!
>>42687622>[ ] Have a small heart attack.>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.
>>42687622>>[ ] Have a small heart attack.>>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.>>[ ] Excuse me everyone but Laura and I must go elsewhere right now.>>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!
>>42687622>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!">[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England."No JJ, don't sell your soul.
>>42687622>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.WELL NOW
>>42687575...those claws are longer than her forearm.
>>42687622>>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!>>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.Sounds about right.
>>42687622>>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.>>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.i laughed
>>42687622>[ ] Have a small heart attack>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!Maybe just a kiss on the cheek?
>>42687622[ ] Push her over and take here right there infront of everyone!
>>42687622>[X] Have a small heart attack.>[X] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!>[X] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.
>>42687622>[ ] Have a small heart attack.>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.
>>42687622>>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.we are become JJ thatcher, destroyer of worlds
>>42687622>[ ] Have a small heart attack.>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!Lewds can wait after the party.
>>42687622>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.
>>42687622>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.Would we still be a hobo?>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.>[ ] Excuse me everyone but Laura and I must go elsewhere right now.
>>42687622>>[X] Excuse me everyone but Laura and I must go elsewhere right now.topkek>>42687622>>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.Absolutely haram.
>>42687622>[ ] Have a small heart attack.>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!Then>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.And>[ ] Excuse me everyone but Laura and I must go elsewhere right now.If she wants.
>>42687622>>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.>>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!
>>42687622>>[ ] Have a small heart attack.>>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!Too cute. Lethal, that is.I have to ask, though:>Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.This is the third time somebody's brought up the topic of pig-fucking prime ministers to me in the past three days. Did something happen recently that I missed?
>>42687622>[ ] Have a hueg heart attack.
>>42687718>Would we still be a hobo?Obviously.
>>42687622>[ ] Have a small heart attack.>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!
>>42687622>>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.>>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axZ6mG__ZqU
>>42687622>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.>[ ] Have a small heart attackIn that order.
>>42687739>Did something happen recently that I missed?DID IT EVER>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3242550/Cameron-pig-bemused-look-face-future-PM-took-outrageous-initiation-ceremony-joining-Oxford-dining-society.html
>>42687739Just Google it, nigga.
>>42687739News story about hijinks in the mp's private posh school get up to. Seems david rubber face has necrophilic associations with livestock of the porcine persuasion.
>>42687739the prime minister as part of initiation into british upper class education was made to put his junk into a dead pigs mouth, it was revealed by some politician that dislikes old Dave and has completely destroyed his credibility.Britain thinks this is fucking hilarious and it is.
>>42687622>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.Kiss her after blowing the candles
>[X] Have a small heart attack.>[X] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!Writing.>select all images with pies>there's one pie>captcha is ADAMANT that it's not a pieTories probably did this.
>>42687622>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!then when she closes her eyes and blows out the candles, >[ ] You must kiss the girl now.
So many people voted for it that I'm glad we currently have no dead pig to mouth rape.
>>42687802Don't forget about the wish!
>>42687802>Tories probably did this.>implying it wasn't UKIP.
>>42687802Crusty can we kiss her after blowing out candles?
>>42687806Kevin is close enough, just kill him.
>>42687802c'mon crusty, let us give her a little peck after she blows out the candles, no one's against that
>>42687823>What's the difference?
>>42687817Shit, yeah. We do need to tell her about birthday wishes.
>>42687869no. birthday wishes are stupid and inane and I know for a fact that Laura agrees with me on this.>>42687851I am. what now, faggot?
>>42688158>They're all fucking teenagers or really close to thatLet them dream goddamnit
>>42688158It's tradition, it's allowed to be stupid
>>42688158>no. birthday wishes are stupid and inane and I know for a fact that Laura agrees with me on this.Stop shitposting Kimura.
>(1/2)You pause very briefly to have a minor heart attack. Its okay, though, because it’s a heart attack made of love and possibly some lust as well. Rather than, like, extreme cholesterol.At this point you’d like to pick up your girlfriend and excuse the both of you from this little gathering, in favor of a more secluded setting, but you batten down the hatches and steel yourself. This is Laura’s birthday, not yours. This is about providing the proper birthday experience. “Hey!” You announce, partly to keep yourself on track. “You haven’t blown out your cake!” Laura stares at you in confused silence. “I mean, the candles… the ones on your cake.” You cough artificially. “It’s a birthday cake, you make a wish and blow them”– “That’s enough, you nerd.” Noriko interrupts, grinning. She motions down to the perfect chocolate cake you summoned up from presumably Moon Knight’s fell oven. “Whenever you’re ready, Laura.”
>>42688185Puberty is when dreams die.
>>42688158Anon I know you're bored but you shouldn't shitpost between updates. This isn't Banished Quest
>>42688220>“That’s enough, you nerd.” Noriko interrupts, grinning.S-shut up, turboslut.
>(2/2)She pauses briefly, clutching at one of her wrists, before leaning forward to blow out the candles. They flicker out on the first go, and there is a collective cheer that catches Laura a little off-guard, her shoulders tensing for a moment. You lean in and plant a kiss on her cheek, feeling her fingers tighten around yours.As Kevin begins cutting into the cake, Megan speaks up: “I didn’t get anything!” She announces, almost proudly. There are stares in her direction. “…But that’s okay, because Jubes an’ I are taking you out on a shopping trip!” Oh, right. You can’t help but wonder how that will work. “Uh, Megan…” How best to approach this. “…You’re pink. And you have wings.” “Pfffffffffffft.” She drags it on far too long, cocking her head to one side and rolling her eyes slightly, as though you’ve just said something just blatantly untrue. “Gee, what a problem. I sure wish there was someone that could turn people invisible around here.” Laura glances up at you somewhat hopefully.>[ ] “…Sure.”>[ ] “Nope.”>[ ] Write in.
>>42688253>TurboslutThat made me giggle and don't even know why
>>42688263>[ ] “…Sure.”
>>42688263>[x] “…Sure.”>implying this is a question
>>42688263>[ ] “…Sure.”Make use of our invisibility while we still have it.
>>42688263>[ ] “…Sure.”its Laura's day not your'sand she helped with the cake, Pixie has earned this at least
>>42688263>[ ] “Nope.”
>>42688263>>[ ] “…Sure.”
>>42688263>[ ] “…Sure.” We must get her a hoodie, so she can understand the true hobo lifestyle.
>>42688263>>[ ] “…Sure.”We've been buying a lot of stuff. Someone else doing so too is allowed.
>>42688263>[ ] Write in."I have no idea of what you're talking about..."Then cave in>[ ] “…Sure.”
>>42688263>>[ ] “…Sure.”JJ is whipped and he is not ashamed to admit it.
>>42688263>>[ ] “Nope.”
>>42688341In public. In private he's a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus.
>>42688341Doing things for your girlfriend on her birthday isn't being whipped m8.
Goddamn, this jolly rancher vodka is the best.
>>42688454keep livin the dream, anon.
>>42688300Because your imagining JJ using taserhands to charge up Noriko so they fuck faster and faster, while making turbo-speed puns.
Daily reminder that Magneto was right.
Daily reminder that Malekith was right.
>>42688596>>42688598Once is enough, anon.
It’s not your day, its Laura’s. You can endure a bit of shopping.Maybe it will even by fun. You guys munch on cake for the next hour or so, the thrust of the party moving toward idle conversation and the occasional awkward laugh. Laura is much more inclined to the idea of chocolate cake upon the revelation that you made it, which further stokes the fire inside. The real highlight of the day, for you, comes when you ask Laura how you did, and what you get in return is the biggest, chocolatey-est smile you’ve ever seen her pull. After that you pretty much just bask in her happiness for a while until Megan’s insistence upon the trip of shopping becomes overwhelming. Laura thanking the others for taking the time to put aside the day for her (you can’t help but laugh inwardly at that. What else were they doing?), the three of you head out into the Scar. You meet an extremely excited Jubilee on a trail of ruins overlooking one of the Red Cross setups, the girl enveloping Laura in a high-powered hug (bear in mind, Laura is probably the only person you know of that a girl of Jubilee’s size could ‘envelop’). Marching under the orders of Sergeant Megan Gwynn, expert in shopping, you make your way toward the edge of the Scar.>How will you deal with this challenge?>[ ] You are a rock. Don’t interfere, just provide invisibility.>[ ] Make some suggestions (insert).>[ ] Write in.
>>42688651>[ ] You are a rock. Don’t interfere, just provide invisibility.
>>42688598I almost came when Malekith was right. Tyrion can get fucked.
>>42688651>You are a rock. Don’t interfere, just provide invisibility.go sit somewhere and play with the Monophone for full immersion
>>42688651>[X] You are a rock. Don’t interfere, just provide invisibility.
>>42688651No screaming, no running around, no trying outfits with Laura inside the booths(cameras, and also NTR), no nothing, Fox only, Final Destination.
>>42688679What did tyrion do?>>42688651>[ ] You are a rock. Don’t interfere, just provide invisibility.
>>42688651>>[ ] You are a rock. Don’t interfere, just provide invisibility.Just enjoy the rare occasion and keep watch for anything that might cause problems.
>>42688651>[ ] You are a rock. Don’t interfere, just provide invisibility.Actually, given photosynthesis, we're more of a tree than a rock. Shame about that invisibility keeping us from properly accepting our Lord and Savior's gift of delicious energy.PRAISE THE SUN!
>[X] You are a rock. Don’t interfere, just provide invisibility.Writing.
>>42688788Chances of Megan grabbing our crotch during this invisibility spat?I don't care about her sexual orientation. The Ass drives anyone to absurd lengths.
>>42688782Guess we have to send her to the next world then.
>>42688833Killing Laura when?
>>42688651>[ ] You are a rock. Don’t interfere, just provide invisibility.Occasionally give quips and smartass remarks.
>>42688847>Killing the Offspring/Clone of the Canadian Angry MidgetGood luck with that.
>>42688814Isn't Megan bisexual?
>>42688814Why would she grab JJ's crotch?She'd try to get a handful of that ass.
>>42688847In several hundred years from now, from too much chocolate cake.
>>42688873word of Crusty is she has no problem being the meat in a JJ-Laura sandwich
>>42688875So she's like dogs then
>>42688958Well, she does have a collar and everything.JJ can pick up a leash next time.
>>42688967A choker isn't a collar.
>>42688967Marvel science can give some new ears and a tail too, I'm sure.
It’s not so hard. You just have to drift away and think of nothing. You did that all the time back during the really bad winters – the ones where you didn’t have the Scar or Laura or anyone else to cling to for warmth. Just… switch off, and be nothing.Of course, it works better in some situations than others. Wreathed in your field of invisibility, Megan leads the four of you into some manner of multi-floored behemoth, the walls and floors bedecked with clothing of all kinds. There are normal people everywhere – maneuvering around them is actually a bit of a chore, especially with three tiny women attempting to steer you toward this-top and that-dress. You vaguely pay attention to the items they’re looking at, though occasionally you tune in when you catch Laura taking a bit more interest in something. Honestly, you can’t help but wonder what exactly this experience is for her. You remember, ages ago assuming that she’d find the whole thing sort of trite. But you guess there’s a novelty in choosing your own clothing that hasn’t worn off for her yet. Occasionally, she looks up at you, seemingly for approval, and all you can really do is nod. You’re pretty sure you don’t like some of the stuff the other two are suggesting, but you don’t feel like taking this from her.Eventually, you find yourself being steered towards the changing rooms, and Laura breaks away with Jubilee. Megan makes to follow them, and almost falls over when you don’t let go of her wrist. Slowly, she realizes that being extricated from you would mean immediate mutie hunt, and her grin literally turns upside down. “Nooooooooo!” She whines. “I must get in there…” >[ ] No. Life is not fair.>[ ] …You will investigate the possibility of that happening.>[ ] Write in.
>Laura still hasn't discovered JJ's ears are... sensitivealso death to catchpa
>>42689117>[ ] No. Life is not fair.
>>42689117>>[x] No. Life is not fair.
>>42689117Welp. Time to let the girls blindfold him and lead him around by the hand. Surely he can trust them.
>>42689117>>[ ] No. Life is not fair.
>>42689117>>[ ] Write in.and why is that?with the i know why tone but admit it for me and i may allow it
>>42689117>[ ] …You will investigate the possibility of that happening."For me that is...You'll be outside."
>>42689117>[ ] …You will investigate the possibility of that happening. But life is not fair. What if they have cameras inside the room?
>>42689117>>[ ] …You will investigate the possibility of that happening.
>>42689117>[ ] …You will investigate the possibility of that happening.
>>42689117>] No. Life is not fair.No thanks.
>>42689117>>[ ] No. Life is not fair.Resist temptation. There isn't enough space in there. Sadly.
>[X] No. Life is not fair.Writing.
>>42689117>>42689152If it's not clear this is me and I'm for >[ ] …You will investigate the possibility of that happening.
>>42689117>>[ ] …You will investigate the possibility of that happening.Double the invisibility, double the fun.
>>42689222And jubilee watching
>>42689117>[X] …You will investigate the possibility of that happening.
Why anon gotta be boring?
>>42689326Cuz they don't want pixie anywhere near the waifu while she's changing
>>42689326As the Buddha once said, life is suffering.
>>42689326because I don't want the walking sack of STDs to get anywhere near my waifu while she's undressed.
>>42689326Because there's a limited amount of space in changing rooms and we'd inevitably get caught.Muties getting caught anywhere ends in lynch mobs.Yay, Marvel.
>>42689326I bet you voted to put on the mask in Banished Quest too.
>>42689467>cameras in changing roomsthat's a lawsuit waiting to happen
>>42689448>trying to lynch Laura and JJ>rope isn't tight enough to cut off all circulation to their heads>"Will this take much longer?"
>>42689490never read banished questmust be shit if you like it
>>42689512>tfw BQ used to be good>and it very quickly declined into a hive of scum and villainy
>>42689495It's to 'stop theft' or some bullshit, and if you consider what they'll do just to make themselves feel safe...
>>42689490>I bet you voted to put on the mask in Banished Quest too.Didn't read that quest, can you give context to why masking up is bad?
>>42689537The most disappointing thing ever>>42689558Stuck a mental parasite in the mcs head, that is completely genocidal
>>42689558Mask gave off a serious case of in-character evil, used to belong to a dead God, we were told flat out that putting it on could be disastrous, and anon's voted to put it on anyway.It ended up putting a dead God in the characters head that started to drive him insane.
>>42689558There was a death god in the mask. Players knew things were sketch. Put it on anyways, Queue hilarity.
>>42689117>>[ ] …You will investigate the possibility of that happening
>>42689558The mask allowed an ancient god to take up residence in the protag's head, with the intention of bending him to its will. After probably 100 threads, it is still a problem we are dealing with.
>>42689583>Stuck a mental parasite in the mcs head, that is completely genocidalWhy the fuck would you ever do that?Was it a faustian deal or some shit like that?
Her big, dark eyes look up at you and shout “Help me!”… and you look down and whisper “No.”It is actually possible, if you watch closely (and you do watch closely), to pinpoint the exact moment where her heart breaks.“Nooooooo…” She whistles it between her teeth, reaching out ineffectually for the entrance to the changing rooms. The two of you wait around for quite some time, Megan sulking quietly, occasionally managing to summon up some motion when you indicate that you need to move or be walked into by some unsuspecting flatscan. She bounces back surprisingly quickly when Laura and Jubilee emerge from the changing rooms, their burdens significantly lessened, and announces that it’s time to move on to the next store. …The ‘next’ store? Turns out there are about nine ‘next’ stores, each of them requiring a similar ritual. By the time the girls’ ability to wade through mountains of clothes is officially spent, the sun is going down and the red above is slowly darkening. You’re carrying surprisingly few bags, considering how long you’ve been out here in the wild – you guess you’re in discerning company. The ones you do have looped under your arms are considerably overstuffed, though.Your mind is still somewhat displaced from your body, the subject of Jubilee and Megan’s chatter eluding you as you make your way along the pavement. You’re broken out of the fugue by Laura’s hand gripping at the inner side of your arm, a sharp, electric sort of warmth settling in your bones. “John.” You look down at her, gulping slightly. She smiles, and for a moment it’s like the sun is back.“Thank you.” There’s butterflies in your stomach. >[ ] It’s not over yet. Break away from the others.>[ ] Kiss her and head home.>[ ] Write in.
Ancient evil stuck its persona into our mind/soul
>>42689616Nope. Just wanted to see what would happen.
>>42689558>An unsettling mask with eyes that seem as if burnt holes in shattered metal, ominous would be the best word to describe it.>Next is the mask. “This'un is... well, I never tried it on quite frankly. I ain't stupid. If you'd be willing to shove it on your face you can have it at a discount.”>You nod towards the mask. “Do you have a way to... uncalibrate it? I mean, if I try it on won't it meld itself to me?” He waves a hand dismissively. “Oh, sure, but for things like mask it's real easy to get rid of the calibration. Just knock it around a few times, it'll reset itself.” Huh, the more you know. “Then I'll try...” You stare at the scorched eye sockets of the mask, an overwhelming sense of dread fills you the longer you stare into the abyss. This is a terrible ide-”I'll try on the mask.”And then the mask was put on and a dead god (not a nice one) was put in the MC's head and able to influence him.
>>42689624>[ ] Get some take-out food, sneak a few kisses, then head home.
>>42689656Soma has a bad habit of trap artifacts, and then encouraging players to use em
>>42689624>>[x] Kiss her and head home.
>>42689624>[ ] Kiss her and head home.We have things to do at night, but that's still a bit away.
>>42689624>>[ ] It’s not over yet. Break away from the others.birthday sex
>>42689624[ ] Bang?
>>42689624>[ ] Kiss her and head home.>[ ] Write in.Lewds in the tent.
>>42689624Crusty which choice leads to sex?
>>42689624>[ ] Kiss her and head home.leave her at the entrance, deposit bags, take her to the most scenic rooftop we know.lay the loving on her there.
>>42689624>[ ] Kiss her and head home.Right in front of the other two.
>>42689636>>42689641One chucklefuck deciding to fuck things up because he's bored is one thing, but more than 50% of the anon doing something like that astounds me to no endIt was samefagging wasn't it? I refuse to believe there wasn't a good number of sane people telling the retards to shut the fuck up
>>42689681>yfw he was trying really hard to tell people real subtle not to try itHe gave them a few chances to do anything but put the mask on.It was really obvious that it was a bad thing.
>>42689713>>42689710>>42689698When we get home, anons.
>>42689685>>42689684>>42689673we're page 9 guys this is most likely gonna be the last post of the night unless double thread
>>42689656I hope you guys got face melting eye laser at least for your trouble.
>>42689713>that bluntnessThey both have the potential. Option 1 is immediate, option 2 is not.
>>42689735Pray for second lewd thread!
>>42689558putting on the mask was fine. it made things interesting.
>>42689624>>[ ] It’s not over yet. Break away from the others.Been a while since our last date. The fun continues, just the two of us.
>>42689735>Possibility of Double threadSleep is for the weak.
Gonna be a slight delay, guys. Gotta sort some stuff out quickly.
>>42689624>[ ] It’s not over yet. Break away from the others.
>>42689760From what the anons told me putting the mask was the equivalent of letting yourself open to be possessed by a demon
>>42689760Man, I've been meaning to read that quest forever but just can't bring myself to do it.
>>42689725The fact that in a previous thread they were able to sit in a training contraption (at the time no one had any idea what it did), have a needle shoved into their neck and come out 150% fine might have influenced the vote.
>>42689624>[ ] It’s not over yet. Break away from the others.>[ ] Write in.Ask Laura if she'd like the other girls to join in. It is her birthday, after all.
>>42689772Remember the Heart Pupils CrustyThat shit is fucking hot
>>42689755Well in that case.>>42689624>[X] It’s not over yet. Break away from the others.
>>42689777dont an save your self the pain like just dont
>>42689745>>42689745we didnt get shit
>>42689777Don't do it. It's shit.
>>42689537Wait, as in anons didn't go completely white knight for once in a goddamn quest? This I have to see.
>>42689774it was.there was also a crown that had made some evil spirits possess you. we put that on as well. not even kidding.
>>42689777I couldn't make it through the archive. It turns to shit slowly but surely.
>>42689790>tfw the way regeneration works makes that possibleIf she feels so good she believes on a subconscious level she should have heart eyes to show her bliss, then, hey, there you go.Good luck.
>>42689812Is it really that shit?What is it about anyway?
>>42689816He's referring to the quest itself.
>>42689812How shit are we talking? Princess Bodyguard shit or Psion shit?
>>42689827Just read the first few threads and see if you like it.
>>42689772Hurry up.Page 10
>>42689818You for real?Was it faggotry like the mask or was it actually some sort of faustian deal that actually offered something worth while?
>>42689785Maybe we could rope Tyrion into it?
>>42689857Its still fun, its just you got to be prepared for it being meta as fuck and having people vote one way because they might get a +1 somewhere.
>>42689857>Princess Bodyguard shit or Psion shitSorry for being a newfag but i have no idea of what those are, and by calling it shit i kinda makes me want to not look at it.
>>42689827It's primarily about adventuring, but there was a spell of roughly 60 threads where no adventuring occurred. Honestly, one of its strongest traits is the amount of player agency, but none of that is present in the archives, and I can't recommend an archive dive of 100+ threads where you don't have a say in what happens.
Oh shit, just came back and realized where the thread is. I'm gonna call it here so that the next thread doesn't start with immediate lewds. Current votes will be carried over, of course.Next thread could be on Friday or Saturday.>>42689790I have no idea how I would write that.
>>42689827it's not shit. but every anon playing it is shit, and being the only helpful person in a sea of shitposters becomes real boring in a while, so you eventually run out of patience and join the legion.I remember the days I used to suggest actually helpful things like binocular vision and staying home and reading for a week or so. what a naive fool I was. so young. so foolish.
>>42689892ohhh you beautiful and pure child how i envy youPBG had the mother of all waifu wars its just bad
>>42689892The waifu wars sunk PBQ for a lot of people. Psion Quest, though, I haven't gotten around to.
>>42689918>I have no idea how I would write that.I'm sure you can do it.
>>42689918thanks for runningSW Errant this weekend too?doesn't have to be live as that would be
>>42689861It was literally >Quite a few VERY powerful spirits possess your body and turn you into a husk for their useThere was NO benefit to the player so long as the spirits were in control of the character.Afterwards it was just some shitty enhancements to a magic that that character nearly never uses anymore.
Reminder that Mik did literally nothing wrong in that bar on Namek.
>>42689918Think of it as an emotional connection rather then actual hearts?
>>42689929>so you eventually run out of patience and join the legion.Wow that happened to me too.To be honest I have a better time playing now.
>>42689892I am fairly certain Psion Quest is what is commonly considered the tg quest with the largest shitstorm to date due to the QM having the PC's waifu cucking them.
>>42689952He should have burned more. Cyberpunkland sucked.
>>42689892They're just plain badly written. All other reasons are irrelevant.
>>42689918Remember to update the Pastebin for JJ's strength.
>>42689948I'll probably write some stuff up for it on Friday.
>>42689936about Psion QuestNTR
>>42689963well now I want to read it.
>>42689979Update the pastebin in general, really. We trained technique too, no?
>>42689985Yeah, wouldn't be my thing then. Thanks for the save.
>>42689971At least he left with a bang and killed a bunch of people in that explosion.
>>42690008>We trained technique too, no?What?You mean martial arts?Those are already updated.
>>42689963Seriously? I might as well read that shit just see the salt being launched everywhere>>42689950I'm pretty sure someone goes through that and the that death god mask would be pretty dead afterwardsHow the fuck is the MC alive?
>>42689952Bar scene was best scene because fuck moralfags.
>>42690008That's been accounted for.>Advanced Jeet Kune Do.
>>42690029>How the fuck is the MC alive?Theres a safety blanket where the MC can spend mana to improve his rolls.
>>42690029>How the fuck is the MC alive?What I think is QM fiat, some luck, and because Mik is a slippery bastard.
>>42689950The nature magic enchant on the crown is only a tiny part of it. It also has some damn good defensive enchantments and some other shit I forgot about.
>>42690041you don't need to worry yourself about my pwecious little feelings. I'm not a fag who bitches an moans about things I don't like inside threads celebrating those things. I just shut up and leave and do something that is fun instead.
>>42690050Without context that sounds amazingly stupid
>>42690029Because he's a damn strong wizard. Between his own power and the shit he gets from spirits/entities who aren't trying to outright kill him, he can fight off the negative consequences of his own stupidity.
>>42690084>it will never be used extensivelyIt matters not.
>>42690041Its not like she fucked that guy right in front of us.I'm still convinced that could have all been avoided if everyone had gotten to know him instead of acting like such passive agressive fucks.
>>42690131He must be motherfucking Gandalf then considering the only acts of stupidity of his that i know are the mask and the crownDid that quest also do more dumbassery?
Why is Mik such an awesome guy?
>>42689918Have a good night, Crusty.
>>42690167Of course. Though the mask sticks out the most.At this point we are trying to see how much we can get away with.
Homeless Mutant Quest: Banished Discussion
>>42690224It's very important, you know.
Here's your obligatory Stephanie post.I can't believe you guys let this thread fall off the board without it.
>>42690222Care to give me a few more examples?I'm just amazed you fuckers didn't die yet...
>>42690224This happen almost everywhere Banished Quest gets mentioned. Despite it's flaws, it still makes a lot of waves.
>>42690252go read the goddamn quest you fucking moron.
>>42690252relased dragons into the world and stole a dragon egg and is raising said dragon egg as his son
>>42689918Thanks for running Crusty
>>42690248>I can't believe you guys let this thread fall off the board without it.See my post here >>42683785
>>42690252There was this one time we burned a bar down and took some people hostage. That was fun>>42690275>stole a dragon egg and is raising said dragon egg as his sonHey, that's literally the best decision we've made.
>>42690275Hey, the taking of Zahak was the single best decision they made in that quest outside of starting as a mage.
>>42689918Thanks for running. Heart pupils when?
>>42690312>Hey, the taking of Zahak was the single best decision they made in that quest outside of starting as a mage.Yeah, no. That would be choosing to specialize in Water. If we didn't, we'd be dead hundreds of times over.
>>42690167People keep exaggerating shit. The "death god" in the mask wasn't even a real god. It was a shard of an ancient attempt to create a god, yeah, but it was weak as fuck compared to real gods.The crown was fighting off a couple of formerly great spirits which had been starved for a couple thousand years. They expected to get an easy victim and instead got blindsided by Mik actually knowing effective soul defense magic. And even still, with the near best result possible for the mc, the spirits still knocked him out, lit his house on fire, and cooked the shit out of his body. Healing magic is bullshit but he'd have been dead if he were alone at the time.
>>42690338I thought the only option when picking Vatis start was Water.I'll have to go and check now.
>>42690378The vote was to "pick 3" and then soma gave a list of the 5 elements plus poison and paralyze.
>>42690341The death god destroyed the most powerful empire ever built in the blink of an eye, and failing the roll for the crown would've ended the quest right then and there.
>>42690361>giving a shit about video quality when it's the audio that matters.
We should have stayed.
>>42690428>not giving a shit about video quality under any circumstances
>>42690456save it for the metal grandmastery, anon.
>>42690406>The death god destroyed the most powerful empire ever built in the blink of an eyeWhen it was fully charged at the time of its creation. It's not anywhere near that strong now, the entire point of what it's doing is to try to leech power from the host.>and failing the roll for the crown would've ended the quest right then and there.>>42117277Only a severe failure was automatic quest end. Regular failure would have been an extended struggle to remove spirits. Woulda been bullshit, but it wouldn't have ended the quest right then and there.
As the last post in the thread i would like to take this opportunity to say something I wrote this to specifically waste your time.
>>42690667You fail.Toodles, gents.
>>42690786Yes.Yes you did.