>This is a quest taking place in an alternate version of the Naruto world during the same time period as the story, with a few notable differences. You will be playing as Kon Karagowa, a Leaf Genin. Your character is defined by your choices, so write-ins are always encouraged. And remember to have fun!>Quest Info:http://pastebin.com/UnPKxi2q>Previous threads:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Leaf%20Ninja%20Quest
>>42583727IT'S TIME!IT'S KON TIME!
>>42583727So, Impact release, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de18NCLfRWc&index=10&list=PL4C928EAF7AA5B906The figure before you seems to be a bulky man with a tail, which now holds Gaara. He is wearing a black cloak with red clouds, similar to the attire worn by the man Tenten described attacking her team in the Forest of Death."Orochimaru just had to waste time playing around, so here I am doing our actual job." the cloaked man says. "But despite having to wait, you kids made it easy for me. So as a show of gratitude I won't even kill you. I'm in a hurry, so I'm just going to leave.""Gaara!" Temari shouts, stepping towards the man. Neji grabs her arm and stops her, a stern look on his face."Don't even try." Neji states. "Inside that puppet body is an S-class rogue ninja, Sasori of the Red Sand. You don't stand a chance.""I can't just let him take Gaara!" Temari retorts.Neji's reply is cold, but his expression pained. "We don't have a choice."Sasori turns to leave with Gaara, who looks back at his sister and manages to call out to her. "Temari...">A.Say something>B.Try to attack the man>C.Just let him go>D.Other
>>42583827>A."Neji, do you think there's anyone we could get from the village to help?"
>>42583827>A. "Hey fuck you man, I worked hard to get that, give him back. Don't just be a dick like that."
>>42583827>>A.Say somethingNeji Can we do something to get Jiraiya or Itachi over here stat?
>>42583827>>A.Say somethingNeji isn't orochimaru one of the sannin? Why would he be helping a rouge nin?
>>42583827>C.Just let him goWe can tell the village to track him later. We're all half dead aside from Temari.The real question is how does Neji know what Sasori looks like? Cause not even Orochi knew that, and maybe he can see through it, but I can't imagine him being advertised by the Sand as a missing Nin.
>>42583912He can see through, and Sasori is in the Leaf's bingo book
>>42583827>A.Say something"For what it's worth, I'm sorry."
>>42583827>A. "Sasori, right? You're an asshole. Seriously. We did all that work to subdue this guy, and you just up and fucking take him. Fuck you, man. Fuck you."
>>42583827>B. Try to attack the man.We can muster one last shockwave blast, right? Neji will take care of us when we pass out.
>>42584057>voting for suicideNeji absolutely is not in a condition to fight Sasori, even if we COULD create an opening at the probable cost of our own life. Even if he were FRESH I don't think he could win.Anything but waiting quietly for him to leave gets everyone here killed.
>>42584107I'd say if Neji were at full strength, he might win. Of course, Kon would be fucking obliterated, but he might win.
>>42583912Temari got her ass whupped by Sasuke, so even she's seen better days. Kon is physically fine, from what I can tell, just down to the chakra that's keeping him alive and completely out of weapons. Neji's been roughed up as well, but I can't tell how bad. Shukaku definitely got him a few times.
>>42584157I thought we got hit full force by Shukaku, we can't possibly be physically fine.
>>42584153Neji may be fast-tracked to Jonin in canon, but unless he's been vastly improved here he's nowhere near the level of beating an S-Rank criminal.Sasori makes Kankuro look like a little girl playing with Barbies.
>>42583827>>A.Say something"Sasori, right? See you in a few years.">>42584153Not a chance. Neji's good. He's nowhere near S-rank.
>>42584213Not full force, but I do recall that. So I guess we're still physically capable, just not capable of all that much.
>>42584215Last thread he said he was close to Itachi's level, and Itachi's Jiraiya's chosen successor.
>>42584213We dodged most of it, I think. Still got fucked up, but not obliterated.
>>42584215Speaking of which I did some homework: Neji's Genjutsu was never above a 2.0. If we could match that and learn a little more about our component elements, we'd be a valid Jonin candidate ourselves.Hell, our speed and stamina are even with Kakashi. Our speed's actually higher than Hiruzen.
>>42584244We've got almost no chakra left and we have nothing in our bag of holding expect the knife in a rope and the katanaLike those will do shit to Puppetmaster
>>42584256>>42584244>You dig into any tiny bit of chakra you can scrounge up, and use it to dodge as best you can. It isn't enough to get out of the path of the blast, and you take a huge hit. You've done your job however, as while you're sprawled out on the ground aching, the monster begins to collapse into sand. Can't imagine that's fine.
>>42583827>D.OtherDid we learn reverse summoning? Wait... put Gaara on our clothes. It still have the reverse summoning
>>42583852>>42583870"Neji, can we get someone from thevillage to come help?" you ask. "Maybe Itachi, or the Hokage.""They can't." Neji answers bluntly. "Lord Hokage and Itachi were fighting against Orochimaru and the Kazekage. Even if the battle is over and they won, I doubt they're in a condition to both get here in time and defeat Sasori."Neji grinds his teeth. "We're powerless."As Sasori leaves, Temari shouts one last message to her brother."Gaara!" she shouts, tears welling up in her eyes. "I'm sorry! Even though we were your siblings, you were still alone..."She slumps to her knees as Sasori and Gaara disappear from sight. She gets back up after only a few moments, and looks around, panicked."Where's Kankuro?" she asks. "I need to go find him!">A.Let her go and head back to the village>B.Go with her>C.You go with her, Neji heads back>D.Neji goes with her, you go back>E.Other
>>42584301thats truewe should up our hand seals and ninjutsu then we'll be pretty fucking baller
>>42584326FuckI am too late
>>42584328Kankuro got in a fight with Shino, Come on this way. Silently hope Shino didn't murderize him.
>>42584326we don't know reverse summoning only tenten does that shit in our groupAlso Sasori is holding gaaraDon't think he'll let you get close
>>42584328>C.You go with her, Neji heads backShe just lost one brother, having lost our parents we should be feeling at least a little sympathetic. Plus, Shino's over there.Neji should head back and file a report as quickly as he can.
>>42584328>E. "Shino was getting his match in. I wouldn't worry too much, he tends to stick to non-lethal methods. I think.">D. Neji goes with her, you go back.
>>42584328>C.You go with her, Neji heads backThe village needs to know, but family is our emotional weak point.
>>42584325What part of 'still fucked up' did you miss?
>>42584328>>D.Neji goes with her, you go backWe're in no state to fight if she makes a break for it.I hope she won't, but I'm not putting it past her.
>>42584328>>D.Neji goes with her, you go back
So, why didn't we hook wire around Gaara's foot, yank him out of Puppet-man's grip, and have Temari blow the big guy away with her fan while we high-tailed it out?
>>42584441Because we're all barely standing up, and it's mufuckin Sasori.
>>42584328>C.You go with her, Neji heads backOnly a problem if she suddenly decides to fight us, but she's just a pawn, so I can't imagine she knows too much. Neji's got seniority so he should report.>>42584394I was more responding to the fact that people said we didn't get hit full force, which we did, hence "huge hit"
>>42584472Sasori a shit and you know it.
>>42584441Because we're all wounded and drained of chakra, and Sasori is every bit as fast as we are on a good day. Stronger, too.Even if we got Gaara back for a moment, we'd have just been killed. And then nobody can report the incident to the two villages.
>>42584485Sasori's the M Nigh Shamalamada of Naruto, everytime you think you've killed him he's like LOL NOPE.
>>42584428While this is sound logic, I like the idea that we get a bit stupid and stop thinking smart when it comes to families.
>>42584485Still better than 2 Exhaused Genin, and 1 Exhausted Chuunin. Plus, if we stayed fighting him, Orochi might have come, and he might have tried to steal our Top Kekkei.
>>42584485>Sasori a shit>S-Rank fucker that could literally facefuck us whenever he wanted with his puppets regardless if we are at full health even if we have neji with usWelp.
>>42584511No, he's the Herpes of Naruto. You never actually get rid of him, but it's annoying as fuck when he finally shows up.
>>42584536isnt that Hidan the imortal asshole?
>>42584561Nah, he's gonorrhea. You'd like to forget he's still there, but there's an intense burning sensation that reminds you of his existence every few hours that makes you seriously regret your life decisions.
>>42584476What would be the point of jumping us? She realizes she's lost, and we're trying to mitigate that loss because we're a decent human being.Most reasonable people would tend to respect that.
There was something suspicious about the Shino situation earlier, we didn't even see Kankuro anywhere. I think we got tricked, should have checked for genjutsu and shit.
>>42584561Actually where is that immortal bitch?Is he akatsuki in this continuity?
>>42584372>>42584428>>42584437You realize that if Neji's not the one giving the report nobody will believe it, right?
>>42584371>>42584384>>42584391>>42584476"I'll go with you." you tell Temari. "Neji, go report this back to the village.""Of course." Neji responds before taking off.You and Temari head back through the woods to where Kankuro and Shino were fighting, to find them both sprawled out. Their match must have been a draw.Temari immediately rushes over to Kankuro, while you notice a man in sunglasses land near Shino and start to do something.>A.Keep an eye on Temari and Kankuro>B.Check out what's going on with Shino>C.Stay put>D.Other
>>42584561Both have a similar thing. Sasori has a tiny core that he can move about between his billion puppets. >>42584585To escape and go home and not be a prisoner? I mean she's essentially a soldier, I can't imagine she's been told to surrender without trying to escape.
>>42584628>D. Yell to the guy by Shino, "Everything okay over there?"
>>42584628>>A.Keep an eye on Temari and Kankuro"Shino going to be alright?"Someone needs to watch them. Doesn't mean we won't worry about him.
>>42584628>A.Keep an eye on Temari and KankuroWe can stay with Shino if they try to escape and the guy that's probably a parent can go after them if they try.
>>42584628>B.Check out what's going on with ShinoBugbro may be in danger.
>>42584628>B.Check out what's going on with Shino
>>42584628>A.Keep an eye on Temari and Kankuro>B.Check out what's going on with Shino
>>42584628>D.Other"Temari, the fact that this Sasori person was waiting for Gaara to be alone means both our villages have been had. It's best that you report this incident to your own people, so take your brother and go.""I hope that once this stupid war is over you can find your other brother."
>>42584628>A.Keep an eye on Temari and Kankuro
>>42584752>D. "So, Temari, did you know the Kazekage was working with someone like Orochimaru?"
>>42584696They're both wearing creepy sunglasses, they're clearly related.Thirteen year-old logic.
>>42584752>Letting the enemy PoWs goYou would be executed for good reason.
>>42584814Uh the Sound and Sand attacked together. Pretty sure they would have known who lead the Sound.
>>42584923But we don't know that Orochimaru leads the sound.
>>42584955Then we'd have no idea that the Kazekage was working with him. Just that Sasori said he was wasting time playing around. And maybe about him giving Hinata a mark.
>>42584675>>42584692>>42584693>>42584696>>42584705>>42584708>>42584711>>42584811You stay close enough to keep an eye on Temari and Kankuro, while you call out to the man."Is Shino okay?" you ask. "I'm his classmate, Kon Karagowa.""Nice to meet you, young man." the man replies without looking away from Shino. "I'm Shino's father, Shibi Aburame. Shino's been poisoned, so I'm having my bugs remove the poison from his body."Without turning, he addresses Temari and Kankuro. "Your Kazekage is likely in our custody as we speak. It would be wise for you two to come quietly."Kankuro, now on his feet, looks at Temari. They both look hesitant.>A.Tell them to come with you>B.Tell them to wait here with you and come back with Shino and his father>C.Stay silent>D.Other
>>42585056>A.Tell them to come with you
>>42585056>A."Don't be afraid. We're not going to hurt you for no reason if you don't provoke us, okay?"
>>42585056>>A.Tell them to come with you
>>42585056>C.Stay silentWe're not really in a situation where we can give orders.
>>42585056>>B.Tell them to wait here with you and come back with Shino and his father"Man's got a point. Sasori was working with Orochimaru. You got played. At least this way you have a chance of coming out of this intact."
>>42585056>A.Tell them to come with you"Look, we might be as drained as you but Shibi-san isn't and he is full of beetles. Kankuro, you want to tell your sister how awful that is to fight?"
>>42585056....don't suppose either of you managed to slip a tracker bug on Gara?
>>42585056>A.Tell them to come with you"I'll have you know the last prisoner I took on a mission is one of my best friends now. So how bad could it be, really?"
>>42585056>A.Tell them to come with you"If you want a chance to get your brother back, you should cooperate with us, at least for now."
>>42585189>aggressive befriending: worse than death>only slightly preferable to torture
>>42585056Wait, the Kazekage was not killed by Ochimaru?
>>42585421In this timeline no.
>>42585056>D. "Come on. More cooperative you are, the better you'll be treated. I'll even tell them you go easy on you because of Gaara.">>42585421Actually, we were told the Kazekage was fighting alongside Orochimaru.
>>42585439For the love of god don't use Gaara in the bargaining.
>>42585439>I'll even tel lthem to go easy on you because of that psychopath murderer!Leave please.
>>42585078>>42585098>>42585113>>42585156>>42585189>>42585232>>42585248You leave Shino to his father, and address Temari and Kankuro."Come with me." you tell them. "You should cooperate with us for now, we might be able to get your brother back."Kankuro has a pained expression. "There's no way. We put our entire village's fighting capability towards this attack. After this fight, there will be no one left to follow Sasori. We were played for fools."Temari speaks up. "Let's just go with him, Kankuro. There's no point in leaving while our father is still here."Kankuro relents, and the three of you make your way back to the village.When you finally arrive, you're greeted by two Jonin who take Temari and Kankuro into custody.One of them, wearing sunglasses, addresses you. "You're Kon, right? The Hokage is in no shape to see you right now, but he requested that you report to his office tomorrow morning. For now, go home and see your family.">A.Ask the Jonin something>B.Do as he says>C.Go somewhere else>D.Say something to Temari or Kankuro>E.Other
>>42585504>A.Ask the Jonin something"'Requested to see me' in a good way or a bad one?"
>>42585504>D."Hey, don't worry. You two will be fine, okay?">C.
>>42585504>D.Say something to Temari or Kankuro"I'll check in if I can.">A.Ask the Jonin something"Did the rest of my team make it back okay?"
>>42585504>>C.Go somewhere elseCheck on the others before we go home. Kiba, Sauce, Dubs, Shika.
>>42585504>A.Ask the Jonin somethingAsk about the other members of our team. Also jokingly ask when the next Chuunin match is.
>>42585504>A. "You sure you don't need help on explosives cleanup duty? I'm great with tags and traps."
>>42585566Checking with the Jonin first, then seeing our uncle makes more sense.Then we can make the rounds.
>>42585504>A.Ask the Jonin something"How are the rest of my team?"
>>42585504>>A.Ask the Jonin somethingAre the ones who went after Gaara with me okay?
>>42585504>D. "For what it's worth, I really am sorry about Gaara. Noone really deserves to live like that."
>>42585637Jesus you Gaara apologists are just as bad as /pol/.
>>42585703You know, it's okay to at least feel a little sorry for someone whose life was that fucked up. It's called empathy, and you'll find that quite a few people have it.
>>42585575>>42585504Seconding that question about the next match.
>>42585546>>42585575>>42585610>>42585612"Did the rest of my team make it back okay?" you ask the Jonin."They're all fine." he responds. "They should be at their homes resting now. I suggest you do the same, we have to be going."Before they take off, you offer some words of reassurance to Temari and Kankuro.Now alone, you decide to check on the others before heading home.>Who do you go see?
>>42585703Because we know he got fucked up by a rough childhood and gets better after this phase.
>>42585748Kiba, Shikamaru, maybe Sasuke
>>42585504>>42585575>>42585566I'd like a combination of these two. Perhaps he'll tell us where they are.
>>42585748Let's start with Tenten. Then we can go see if Akamaru and Kiba are okay, look up Sauceman, and see what happened with Shikamaru.
>>42585748>Sasuke and TentenThose are the two I'm feeling right now.
>>42585748Tenten is probably the most worried, so that first. Sasuke and Kiba are our teammates, so them second.Everyone else will probably find out through the grape vine.
>>42585748Sasuke. He passed out from chakra exhaustion, that's bad shit to deal with.
>>42585784I agree with this.
>>42585504>A.Ask the Jonin something"Have you heard any news about Uchiha Sasuke, Inuzuka Kiba, or Tenten? Are they okay?"
>>42585748Tenten, Kiba, and then the Sauseman, although I expect to find the latter two recovering in hospital
>>42585748Tenten first, then Kiba and Sauce.
>>42585748Kiba and Sasuke were both unconscious if I recall, so they're the priority, Tenten and Shika were still awake, so they might watching over them in Hospital.
>>42585748Tenten first. Shino's her teammate, we should let her know he's going to be okay. Then Kiba and Sauce, assuming they're awake. Shika last.
>>42585781>>42585784>>42585803>>42585816>>42585827>>42585836You decide that you want to visit your teammates and Tenten immediately to find out how they're doing.The hospital is nearby, so a quick check there informs you that Kiba and Sasuke are both doing fine, but have not yet regained consciousness. You'll have to catch them up later.You then head to the weapon shop you're so familiar with. When you arrive, you see that the place has some damage, but it's not too bad. Tenten has wasted no time however, and is already up on a ladder fixing the fallen sign.She gasps when she notices you, but is careful not to lose her balance. "Kon! You're okay! What happened back there?">A.Tell her about the sand monster fight>B.Tell her about Gaara's abduction>C.Tell her about Shino>D.Tell her something else>E.Other
>>42585950>A.Tell her about the sand monster fight>B.Tell her about Gaara's abduction>C.Tell her about Shino
>>42585950>>A.Tell her about the sand monster fight>B.Tell her about Gaara's abduction>C.Tell her about Shino
>>42585950>>A.Tell her about the sand monster fight>>B.Tell her about Gaara's abduction"Need some help around here?"
>>42585950>A.Tell her about the sand monster fight>B.Tell her about Gaara's abduction>C.Tell her about Shino>D.Tell her something else>E.OtherTry and tell her all at once and get flustered.
>>42585950>A. and B."Neji and me managed to beat back Gaara, and Shino's alright. His dad showed up to help out, and we took the Sand ninjas into custody."Let's not freak her out about Gaara being abducted.
>>42585950>>A.Tell her about the sand monster fightOh and>>C.Tell her about Shino
>>42585950>"I punched a giant sand monster, it was awesome. Oh, and then some guy took Gaara. He was an asshole. You ever heard of Sasori?">"Shino's doing great, though. Got poisoned, but his dad showed up and was fixing it last I saw. Hey, I'm really tired, can I just fall over right here? Thanks."
>>42585950I never get posts like this. Is there any reason we wouldn't tell her A, B and C naturally?
>>42585950>>A.Tell her about the sand monster fight>C.Tell her about ShinoLet's leave the abduction out for now, need to know and all that.
>>42585950>>A.Tell her about the sand monster fight>>B.Tell her about Gaara's abduction>>C.Tell her about ShinoIn that order
>>42586023So we can use gifs like >>42586031 and they'll be relevant.
>>42585950>A.Tell her about the sand monster fight>B.Tell her about Gaara's abduction"Well, I blew off its leg and knocked it over, Neji climbed its body and paralyzed Gaara, and then some asshole puppet-man grabbed him before we could take him in. Said something about Orochimaru taking too long."
>>42585950>>42586020This. If we don't use the word Kaiju though, I will be disappointed.
>>42586048Of course.Are not all threads merely an excuse to expand the reaction folder?
>>42585950>A.Tell her about the sand monster fight>B.Tell her about Gaara's abduction>C.Tell her about Shino>D.Tell her something else"I'm glad you're okay. I couldn't reach you in time when Gaara first got all huge, so I owe Neji for getting you to safety."
>>42585950>>42586020>Getting nursed back to health by TentenI'll give this my vote.
>>42585950>>A.Tell her about the sand monster fight>>B.Tell her about Gaara's abduction>>C.Tell her about Shino>>E.OtherGive her a hug, I'm sure we are glad she's okay.
>>42585950>E.Other"You keep sayin' that like it's a surprise."
>>42585981>>42585982>>42585986>>42585995>>42585996>>42585998>>42586020>>42586024>>42586031>>42586102You start by assuring her that Shino is okay, then tell her of you and Neji's battle against the giant sand monster."I used my release to blow off its leg while Neji ran up to its head and paralyzed Gaara." you tell her, unable to stifle a grin at your feat."Whoa, that's pretty incredible." she responds.After a bit of hesitation, you tell her about Gaara's abduction, and the cloaked man. Once you describe the cloak, she gets a very worried look on her face."There's more than one of those guys?" she shudders. "I really hope we don't run across them again."She takes a good look at you, and sees that you are extremely worn out."Go home and get some rest already, Kon." Tenten says as she goes back to hammering the shop's sign in. "We can talk more later.">A.Go home>B.Say something else>C.Go somewhere else>D.Other
>>42586289>A.Go home"Good idea, later."
>>42586289>"There's more than one of those guys?"Uh oh.>>B.Say something else"I take it you ran into another one?"
>>42586289>B. "Hey, Tenten. I, uhm...I'm just really glad you're okay. When Gaara went all big, I didn't know what happened to you, and...yeah, I'm glad you're okay.">D. Flee before she notices your blush.
>>42586289>A.Go home"I'm glad you're okay. I'll rest better knowing it."Then check in with our uncle. Get a hot meal, some water, and sack time.
>>42586333...I'm an idiot. Of course Orochimaru would be wearing one.
>>42586289>D.OtherFall over and pass out on the floor.
>>42586289>>42586336Sure, why not. Let's have some spaghetti.
>>42586336This spaghetti spilled so much that it can be used as a fucking bait
>>42586333She told us this explicitly.
>>42586336Please do the world a favor and kill yourself.
>>42586289>A.Go home"Yeah, I should check on Uncle, let him know I'm okay."
>>42586371Hey, we're twelve. Spaghetti spelling is completely appropriate.
>>42586401Thirteen, and we're collected enough to make Chunin at that age.
>>42586371>>42586401Not anon who suggested it, but seems like something a 12 year old would say.
>>42586401At this rate, our kekkai genki will be Spaghetti no jutsu.Substitution?fuck log, became sphagetti
>>42586302>>42586305>>42586309>>42586328You take the advice, and head home after saying goodbye.Miraculously, your uncle's restaurant seems to have suffered no damage, and you find your uncle inside with plenty of food laid out."Good to see you back home safe and sound, Kon." he laughs. "I knew you'd be okay. Now come get some grub, and tell me all about your day. How'd your match go? What'd you do during the attack?"You waste no time sitting down to eat, and think about your story.>How much do you want to tell your uncle?
>>42586421Skill as a shinobi does not make one good at dealing with emotions.
>>42586467Leave nothing out
>>42586467tell everything and be happy that uncle is ok
>>42586454Sounds like Kakuzu. With hearts made of meatballs.>>42586467Everything, but downplay the more dangerous details. It's one thing to say we fought a sand construct, it's another to say we fought Shukaku.
>>42586467>"Well, I got punched in the gut. And I think doing it broke Lee's arm...should probably visit. Then the attack happened, so I chased these sand Genin. Then one of them turns out to actually be a sand Kaiju, so I punch its leg off. Then some guy in a black cloak with red clouds pops in and takes the knocked out genin. He wasn't very nice. Then I took the other two genin back, and now I'm here. This is some great burger, Uncle."
>>42586467Leave out our brush with DEATH INCARNATE THE S CLASS MISSING NIN, but be honest elsewhere. Put in that we think we have good odds of making chuunin with the fight we showed.
>>42586467Everything but Sasori.
>>42586467"Well, uh, I don't want to freak you out because I know after what happened to Mom this is something that would worry you, but I fought a giant demon monster that was trying to destroy the village. And I won."
>>42586467"It was pretty decisive, though Lee surprised me right at the end. He'll be fine once his arm heals.""During the attack we were doing... well, it started with fighting chunin, and ended with blowing the leg off a giant badger made of sand and anger. So I've had kind of a weird day."
>>42586467Tell him everything but the most dangerous parts, we don't want to worry uncle.
>>42586518At this rate, we might even join the akatsuki.
>>42586572>do not mention Mom under any circumstances
>>42586618Yeah, fine, it's probably not a good idea. I just think it's kind of cool. We defeated a demon one ninth as strong as the one that killed our parents. That's something to be impressed by.
>>42586597That'd be great. We could screw around blowing things up with uncle Deidara.Except we couldn't because Itachi never went traitor. The git. Ruining the dream I had for almost two whole seconds.
>>42586661It just grew its leg back, and we had help finishing it off.
>>42586668Hey, you don't know, he could still have been recruited by a different member of the group.
>>42586706Nobody needs to know that m8
>>42586706They had help fighting Kurama and they still died, without blowing any of his legs off at all. So we're still stronger than one ninth of our parents' total level.
>tfw you will never fail to properly channel Kyubi and end up a cute tiny fox nin that gets cuddled by Tenten for being adorable.Why live?
>>42586758Why you do this to me you piece of shit?
>>42586758Dare I even ask?
You start by telling your uncle about your match with Lee. You tell him that you're pretty confident about making Chunin, as you controlled the match pretty well. You also mention Lee's arm and that you should probably visit.You then tell him about the attack, and how you got a team together to follow the Sand genin. You tell him about stalling the Sound ninja, and your fight with a berserk Gaara.You don't want to bring up any bad memories about Mom, so you neglect to mention that "Berserk Gaara" was a giant sand demon.You also decide to leave out Sasori, as mentioning that encounter would likely be more trouble than it's worth."Way to go, kiddo." your uncle laughs. "You're protecting the village with such enthusiasm already at your age! Your parents would be so proud."You've just about finished eating, and it's getting late.>A.Talk to your uncle about something else>B.Go to bed>C.Other
>>42586881>A.Talk to your uncle about something elseApparently the hokage wants to talk to me tomorrow? Any idea why?
>>42586881>B. Go to bed>C. Tell Uncle that if any of our friends stop by, wake us up.
>>42586881>B.Go to bed"Sorry to knock off so quickly, I had way too many fights back to back this afternoon. But should have some free time in the next few days."
>>42586881>B.Go to bed
>>42586758Why, anon, why do you do this to me...?
>>42586758Why must you hurt me this way?
>>42586881>B.Go to bedAt the moment I'm mostly concerned about the Third. Since the whole village isn't crying it's eyes out I'm assuming he's OK but we won't find out til we see Jiraiya
>>42586881>Talk to your uncle about something elseTell him to wake us up early, we have a meeting with the hokage and were gonna sleep like the dead.>B.Go to bed
>>42586881>A. "Oh, the Hokage wants to see me tomorrow morning, so if I seem like I might sleep through it..."
>>42586881>>B.Go to bedSleep good. Go sleep.
>>42586913>>42586920>>42586926>>42586947>>42586987>>42587006>>42587057You tell your uncle that you have a meeting with the Hokage tomorrow morning, and he assures you that he'll wake you up if he needs to.With that, you head upstairs and lay down on your bed. You fall asleep almost immediately, and it may be the heaviest sleep of your life.Your uncle shakes you awake early enough to eat breakfast before you head out. After the meal, you say goodbye and head to the Hokage's office.When you walk in, you see the familiar Hokage wrapped in bandages all over his body. He must have had a rough time."Ah, Kon." he addresses you. "I've been expecting you, come sit down."You take a seat in front of his desk. Looking around, you notice he isn't accompanied today.>A.Ask him what happened yesterday>B.Ask about Temari and Kankuro>C.Ask about Gaara>D.Ask why he called you here>E.Ask about something else>F.Other
>>42587214>>F.OtherJust wait for him to speak.
>>42587214>A.Ask him what happened yesterday>B.Ask about Temari and Kankuro
>>42587214>D.Ask why he called you here
>>42587214>D.Ask why he called you hereGet the business out of the way, then pursue our own questions when he inevitably asks later.
>>42587214>A.Ask him what happened yesterday
>>42587214Either we did such a good job that the hokage's gonna congratulate usor more likelySarutobi sensei plea...
>>42587214>F. "So...the Chunin exams always this exciting?"
>>42587303Dont you dare...!I am not crying again
>>42587214>>D.Ask why he called you here>>42587303No.
>>42587214>A.Ask him what happened yesterday>D.Ask why he called you here
>>42587214>"So...this about the Chunin I killed, the giant Sand Monster, my performance in the Chunin exams, or just yesterday in general?"
>>42587214>F. Ask how Sarutobi Sensei is doing.
>>42587253>>42587269>>42587331>>42587336"What did you need to see me for Lord Hokage?" you ask."First off, I want to thank you for your hard work yesterday." he starts. "You and Neji managed to subdue Shukaku, and your ages! It's quite impressive. The main reason I called you here today however, is to officially record your kekkei genkai. We need to know what you want to call it.">A.Shock release>B.Thunder release>C.Impact release>D.OtherAlright, just so I can put my two cents in here, I personally don't like Thunder release. Thunder is used for way too many other things, and is too often conflated with lightning. I really would prefer a more unique name, but if thunder does end up winning, I'll just roll with it. I just wanted to put my opinion out there.
>>42587543>C.Impact releaseImpact is cool
>>42587543C.Impact releaseSeems pretty accurate so far
>>42587543>C.Impact releaseOut of choices, this is best.
>>42587543>B.Thunder releaseIt accurately describes the natures involved.
>>42587543>D. Ask his opinion. You kinda like Thunder, since that's what happens when lightning meets wind, but there's also the other things it's mentioned in which might make it kind of confusing. Then there's Impact release, which is also pretty accurate but might be too telling in what it does. Shock is also there, but then we have the problem of being possibly too closely tied to lightning.
>>42587543>C.Impact releaseThank fuck for that, i thought someone was a gonner
>>42587543>D Lightning-Wind Shocking Combination Release! Minato no>A
>>42587543>B.Thunder releaseYeah, thunder is associated with lightning. But our bloodline is associated with lightning, so it makes sense.
>>42587543>>42587612Don't tempt fate, anon...Also, since everyone wants Impact, could you change my thing to Impact, Laze?
>>42587543Really I'd be fine with anything BUT Impact. Because that doesn't really sound like a reasonable "elemental" name. What it sounds like is a font.
>>42587543>Impact releaseWe one-piece nao?
>>42587543>A.Shock releaseI have only one thing to say to the membership of Akatsuki. "Omae wa mou shindeiru."
>>42587543>>B.Thunder releaseImpact just doesn't hit it for me.
>>42587647>Oh...I thought someone dies. HAhahahahha>Actually Kon.....>>42587681You know, the shells from the sky arc. Realeased from absorbing impacts
>>42587617Minato Yes.What, do you think Spiralling Flash Super Round Dance Howl Style Three or Scorch Release: Halo Hurricane Jet Black Arrow Style Zero are bad names?
>>42587702>That happens>Kon feels like an asshole for what he said.Yep, it's happening now.
>>42587662I mean, this is a world that also has Dark, Swift, Scorch and Crystal release. I think Impact's fine.
>>42587702OOOOH...Holy shit that arc is fucking old
>>42587662And magnet sounds mega element like right?
>>42587707I think they're amazing names, I'd just rather not remind Jiraiya even more of the fact that all his students are dead.
>>42587662To be fair though, Magnet and Explosion dont sound like elemental releases either.
>>42587738Especially seeing how we're the son of one of his students. There's enough guilt and remorse there already.
>>42587735>Fucking oldNow i feel really,really old
>>42587736It's a basic force of nature, and it accurately describes the elements involved.>>42587733Scorch is an accurate name, Crystal was filler material if memory serves, and the others I'm not sure were ever described in terms of their elemental composition. I'd need to look them up. But Dark and Swift are dumb names, too.
>>42587778>I was too caught up in the death of one of my students and his son that I never even knew my other two had a child of their own. I'm a terrible sensei.
>>42587762To be really fair, we haven't explored what the release we're naming DOES if you channel it different ways."Impacts" might not be the only thing it does.
>>42587823It's been suggested that we could absorb the kinetic force of anything that hits us and convert it to our special release chakra, given enough time and training.
I really don't like Impact.Thunder Release has my vote of those three, but I don't really like any of them
>>42587823It can also "penetrate" when it (the situation) is hard
>>42587543>D. Kinetic ReleaseFollows the same naming rules as Magnet
>>42587570>>42587574>>42587576>>42587578>>42587580>>42587593>>42587595>>42587602>>42587612>>42587613>>42587632>>42587667After thinking on it for a while, you come to an answer. "I'll call it Impact Release.""Sounds good to me." Jiraiya says, as he jots it down. "I'm looking forward to seeing what you can do with this new release in the future."There's a knock at the door. Jiraiya calls for them to come in, and Tenten and Shikamaru walk into the office."Next order of business." the Fifth states. "Promotions! Kon Karagowa, Tenten, and Shikamaru Nara. As of this moment, you three are officially Chunin. Congratulations.">A.Ask why you passed>B.Ask why the others didn't pass>C.Thank him>D.Stay silent>E.Other
>>42587887>>42587906And in a tight stream it apparently vaporizes shit.That doesn't exactly scream "Impact" to me, but I'm pretty clearly outvoted.
>>42587918>>A.Ask why you passed>>B.Ask why the others didn't passI don't understand Hokage sir?
>>42587918>>C.Thank himBut>B.Ask why the others didn't pass
>>42587918>E. Hi-fives all around."Finally, I can start affording enough paper bombs to do the things I've been practicing."
>>42587918>C.Thank himShould be pretty obvious why we were the ones to pass. We all did well in our fights, showed clever planning and responded to threats in smart ways.
>>42587918>B.Ask why the others didn't pass>C.Thank himWe can ask for temari and his brother in the end
>>42587918>E.OtherCongratulate our fellow Chunin.I think it's pretty obvious why we passed and others didn't, but we might ask what act of brave stupidity sealed the deal.
>>42587918>C.Be respectful as we thank him.>E.Then promptly high-five Tenten and Shikamaru.
>>42587918BTW>"Next order of business." the Fifth states. "Promotions! Kon Karagowa, Tenten, and Shikamaru Nara. As of this moment, you three are officially Chunin. Congratulations."What the fuck is Tenten's last name?
>>42587918>>E.Other"Woo!">>C.Thank him>>A.Ask why you passed
>>42587918>B.Ask why the others didn't pass
>>42587918>E. Oh man, the others are gonna be so jealous when they hear about this...
>>42587992she doesn't have oneshe's a commoner plebian
>>42587992>Kon Karagowa, Tenten, and Shikamaru Nara.>TentenI wonder if she rolled her eyes
>>42587992She is never given a family name in any material.
>>42587992Given a bit of time? Karagowa.
>>42588040I like this anon, this anon is okay.
>>42587992I can tell you what it's gonna be at this rate.And it ain't gonna be Hyuuga
>>42587992She's not important enough to have one.
>>42587992It'll be ours eventually
Still hoping to meet Fuu and hopefully waifu her
>>42588151No anon, just no>>4258804010/TenTen
Hmm wonder why Tenten got the promotion. She was never really in control of her match. And it seemed more like the canon Neji vs Naruto fight. In that only her last ditch attempt worked.
>>42588015>>42588040>>42588062>>42588064Such shit taste >>42588151Great taste
Ideas:>Build Genjutsu up to 2, which is the minimum for a Jonin based on canon Neji>Use our superb chakra control to offset our pisspoor strength (see Sakura)>Improve our hand seals and chakra control to make best use of our Stamina (Hiruzen and Kakashi can both use Shadow Clones and Summoning at 3 Stamina, which is the same as ours)>Sealing (fuma shuriken and explosives for sure, Impact release chakra to stretch our reserves if we can figure out how)>A chakra blade, alternating between Lightning and Wind>Shadow Clones and Summoning would be cool tooOur speed and stamina are at Kakashi's level already, so we're in good shape to push everything else into Jonin level bit by bit.
>>42588204Learned a tech from the fourth Hokage after only knowing about it one day afterThat's some fucking achievement if i ever saw one
"Thank you lord Hokage." you tell Jiraiya before the three of you give a respectful bow. Once you do that, there is a round of high fives between the three of you.You turn back to the Hokage to ask a question. "Why didn't the others pass the examination, Lord Hokage?""The others weren't able to cope with you three." he explains. "Lee had no way of getting through your traps but to use a move that ended up hurting himself. Sakura was too confident in her ability and let herself get caught. And well, obviously the Sand genin won't be passing. Sasuke's match was incomplete and Shino didn't get to have one. That's about it for my reasoning. Any more questions?">A.Ask what happened yesterday>B.Ask about Temari and Kankuro>C.Ask about Gaara>D.Ask about something else>E.No further questions
>>42588183>>42588165Oh well, a man can dream.>>42588204us,tenten and shika are the only genin whoare conscious. others already fall. This might be the factor
>>42588247>C.Ask about Gaara
>>42588247>E. "Would Shino's fight with Konkuro in the woods count as their match?"
>>42588247... Do you really not know Tenten's last name?
>>42588247>B.Ask about Temari and Kankuro>C.Ask about Gaara
>>42588247>A.Ask what happened yesterday>B.Ask about Temari and Kankuro"Speaking of the Sand genin, what's going to happen to them? And how did the village fare while we were gone? It's kind of hard to tell."
>>42588247>>A.Ask what happened yesterday"Those cloaks are... ominous."
>>42588294>>42588315Nobody saw that except the participants, and it was a draw anyway.Plus he ran off on his own to get his match. That sort of impulsive behavior doesn't suit a Chunin.
>>42588247This>>42588316Much more easier>>42588233Thanks anon. Brown tomboy is the best
Okay, so I got the Revolutions game.And there was something I wish would be expunged from my memory there.Does anyone have an explanation for that particular piece of bullshit?
>>42588233Indeed, You do have shit taste.
>>42588247>C.Ask about GaaraPoor Saucebro though.
>>42588233Your waifu is fine, but an unrealistic goal.Between Sakura, Ino-pig, Hinata, and Tenten, I'd pick Tenten without a second thought.
>>42588233To be fair, fixating on such an underdeveloped character just makes me think she's touching on some kind of fetish you have, in which case your trash tier
>>42588394You'll have to be more specific.
>>42588443You know the one. The big, glaring, robot one.
>>42588485That was the only thing about the game I actually really enjoyed, honestly.
>>42588416>fixating on such an underdeveloped characterBetter than being fixated on a dull generic one like you.
>>42588238>A chakra blade, alternating between Lightning and Windnah impact release pulse blade would be better. think of it like a pile-bunker.>Shadow Clones and Summoning would be cool tooStun clones is also an idea we should try.
>>42588529I dont give a fuck who we waifuJust saying what i think Seems i was right, loser-sempai
>>42588485I don't see what your problem is. All of the Susanoo designs are modeled after robots. Sasuke's is Reideen, Itachi's is Giant Robo, so what's wrong with Shisui having Jeeg?
>>42588580I'm talking about Mecha-Naruto.
>>42588619Who? I don't know what you're talking about, anon.
>>42588561Shadow Clones are the first step to that, like how Kakashi used his. Sealing Impact into our palms or something would also make that sort of thing easier.And switching between Wind and Lightning in a chakra blade basically erases the drawback of having to rely solely on one or the other. As a strategy it covers any weaknesses it has for less chakra than a pile bunker might take. Cool as that may be for a finishing move.
"About the Sand genin..." you start."They are being released." Jiraiya interrupts. "Orochimaru apparently deceived the Kazekage and convinced him to attack the Leaf all as a ploy to abduct their Jinchuuriki. The Kazekage was none the wiser, and as we currently have no Jinchuuriki of our own, he thought this was his opportunity to get out from the treaty that favors our village over his. The Sand will be paying us reparations, and is essentially going to be subject to the whim of the Leaf for some time. We didn't want to make things any harder than they needed to be. The village escaped too much damage, and the casualties were fairly low, so it will have to do for now."You don't know what he means by Jinchuuriki, but it sounds like things with the Sand will get better."Gaara..." Jiraiya sighs. "We didn't have anyone to send after Sasori. He was sure to be long gone before anyone could reach him.">A.What happened to you yesterday, Lord Hokage?>B.Ask something else>C.Say nothing>D.Other
>>42588636I don't see why we couldn't just use both at once. Hell, all three at once. Wind gives it an impossibly keen edge, Lightning vibrates it for added cutting power, and Impact gives each blow incredible force. It would take a lot of chakra control to balance them all like that, but it would make for an ultimate blade.
>>42588670>we currently have no Jinchuuriki of our own
>>42588636If we learned some sealing we could also seal wires and weighted chains into the pommel to be used like a surprise kyoketsu shoge.Sounds kind of mean-spirited, which is why I like it.
>>42588636>Wind and Lightning in a chakra bladeIf we combine them, will we have tha lazersword?
>>42588670>AAlso>D. Is Sarutobi sensei okay?
>>42588670>>B.Ask something elseWhat happened with Orochimaru? I heard that he and the Kazekage attacked you, but nothing beyond that.
>>42588670>B. "Does him being a Jinchuuriki have something to do with Gaara turning into a giant sand demon?">>42588708The thunder god's sword is part of the reason I suggested Thunder Release.
>>42588670>B.Ask something else"What IS Gaara, anyway?""Who will we be getting our missions from?"Aside from that, I think seeing Temari and Kankuro off, getting our flak jackets, and celebrating are the only things on the immediate radar.
>>42588670>B.Ask something elseIf I may,lord hokage. What's a Jinchuuriki?gain info on them, brainstrorm for more
>>42588670>>B.Ask something else"What's a jinchuuriki?"
>>42588670>A.What happened to you yesterday, Lord Hokage?
"What is Gaara, exactly?" you ask. "What does that mean, 'Jinchuuriki'?""You of course know of the nine tailed fox." the Fifth starts. "There are eight more beings like it in this world. You fought the one tailed beast, Shukaku. Jinchuuriki are people who have a tailed beast sealed inside of them. They have great power, and that is likely why Gaara was taken."Some Chunin come in and hand the three of you your flak jackets."That's enough for now." Jiraiya says. "You three are going to have greater responsibilities as Chunin, but for now why don't you just help out repairing the village? I'll see you guys later, I need a nap."The three of you are escorted out of the Hokage's office. Tenten and Shikamaru both take off, as they say they have things to do.>A.Meet up with somebody>B.Go somewhere>C.Just find a place to help out>D.Other
>>42589000>>C.Just find a place to help out
>>42589000>C.Just find a place to help outLet's take our responsibilities seriously. We're a chuunin now. By the way, when do we get our flak jacket? Do we have to fill out a form for that or something?
>>42589000>>B.Go somewhereWe are a Chunin now, we gotta be responsible. Lets help with repairs.
>>42589000>A.Meet up with somebodyFind Temari and Kankuro before they head out. It would be nice to see a somewhat friendly face.Then find some repair work to be done, try and use our chakra control to improve our mediocre physical strength or just build it up a little the old fashioned way.
>>42589000>C.Just find a place to help out
>>42589044We literally just got it in the last update.
>>42589052This guy got it.Gaara is probably dead. Rip.
>>42589000>>C.Just find a place to help outlets especially look for a situation in which our release will be helpful, clearing rubble and such.
>>42589079Oh, wow, I'm dumb. Just passed right over that. Well, cool.
>>42589052This, although im not sure kankuro would wanna talk
>>42589000>>C.Just find a place to help outLet's get down to business.
>>42589127To defeatThe Huns.
>>42589155Why do send me daughterswhen i ask...fo Sooons
>>42589197You're the saddest bunchI've ever met
>>42589155>>42589197You must be swift as the coursing river,With all the force of a great typhoon,With all the strength of a raging fire,Mysterious as the dark side of THE MOOOOOON
>>42589254Give up, go home,You're through
>>42589270How could IMake a manOut of youuu
>>42589033>>42589044>>42589050>>42589072>>42589084>>42589089>>42589127https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjMVvITyI44&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=26You consider seeing Temari and Kankuro off but decide against it, as you wouldn't really know what to say.Nearby there are some workers clearing rubble, so you set off to assist. For the rest of the morning, you go around the village and help out. There are quite a few people doing so, including the entire Uchiha police force, so it looks like repairs will be done in no time at all.As you sit for lunch, a familiar face runs up to you."Bro!" Konohamaru is jumping up and down. "Grandpa says we can go on a trip! A training journey! Isn't that cool?">A.What for?>B.Sounds awesome>C.Aren't we kind of busy?>D.Other
>>42589254But you can bet before we're thr->>42589255You fail! Reverse-Haku is sad.
>>42589127>>42589155>>42589197What the hell guys? You can't just make me choke on tea like this.
>>42589288BE A MAN>>42589255
>>42589293>B.Sounds awesome>A.What for?
>>42589293>B. Sounds awesomeAwwwww yeah.
>>42589293>A.What for?>C.Aren't we kind of busy?
>>42589293>>A.What for?>>C.Aren't we kind of busy?
>>42589293>A.What for?"We? It must be important if we're going now."
>>42589293>>B.Sounds awesomeMore Sarutobi time is always good.
>>42589378The grandpa we never have
>>42589332>>42589338>>42589342>>42589348>>42589357>>42589365>>42589378"That sounds awesome." you tell Konohamaru. "But what for?"Sarutobi Sensei comes up to answer your question. "I need to go on a trip to find an old student of mine and convince her to come back to the village for a certain reason. I know you were just promoted, but I can convince Jiraiya. I wanted you to have the opportunity to train with me some more. What do you say?"Konohamaru is looking up at you expectantly. "We're leaving today, come on bro! You've gotta come with us!">A.I'll go>B.I want to stay>C.Other
>>42589293A, B, and C since phone won't let me select all of them.
>>42589515>A. I'll go"Sure, sounds like a good excuse to work on my Release. And learn some new moves from you, Sensei!
>>42589515> A. I'll go Let's get some of that JOOCY training.
>>42589515>A."Helping the village and training with you at the same time? Count me in, Sarutobi sensei!"
>>42589270It's "and you haven't got a clue" at that point, anon. "So give up, go home, you're through" comes after "you're unsuited for the rage of war"
>>42589515>A.I'll goLike this is even a choice.
>>42589515>A.I'll go>C.Other"Is there time to tell my uncle and Kakashi-sensei, first? My team's still unconscious, I don't want them surprised when they wake up and I'm nowhere to be found."
>>42589515Summon training?Monkey King! Monkey King!
>>42589728Hey, stop monkeying around!
"I'll go." you answer."Excellent!" the Third replies. "You go home and get your things ready, let your uncle know you're going. I'll make sure Jiraiya and Kakashi know as well."You head home and pack your bag for the trip. You tell your uncle and he wishes you luck in your training.A couple of hours later, you're at the village gates with Konohamaru and Sarutobi Sensei. The three of you set off on your journey together. You hope it will be fruitful.>End of Chapter 19Running again tomorrowTwitter is @LazeQMSticking around
>>42589728As much as I love the monkey summons, I kind of want to sign our own unique contract. There are so many animals that would be great to summon giant magical versions of.
>>42589895Giant Moose?Giant Llama that wears a hat?Giant Chipmunk?Giant Bear that likes to gamble or something?
>>42589852>Sealing>Shadow Clone/Shuriken Shadow Clone>Summoning>Chakra control/hand sealsAww yiss. This is what Sasuke misses out on for sleeping on the job.
>>42589950I can get behind a gambling bear
>>42589852So..eeh, can we meet then Jinchuurik?And can we save gaara?
>>42589895Centipedes, they tell great jokes!
>>42589970>explosive tag shadow clone
>>42589852We shipudden now?
>>42589995Hopefully it won't be a brown bear that wears a campaign hat or I'm making jokes.
>>42589950Giant pistol shrimp.
Will we get a chance to brag to Kiba before we leave? We can call him Junior.
>>42590013Jesus I hope not. This would be a horrible place to leave it off and time skip.
>>42589852Thanks for running, Laze.>>42589950>Giant Bear that likes to gamble or something?I like monkey summons. But I can roll with this.
>>42590013No, it's the mission to bring back Tsunade, probably to patch up Jiraiya.
>>42589970Yeah, we're going to trigger his inadequacy complex something fierce. I mean, I doubt it's as strong in this universe since he doesn't have an obsession with killing his brother and restoring the name of his clan. But it's probably still there to some degree. I mean, he did less damage to Gaara than we could and knocked himself out from exhaustion while we were still up and running, now while he's unconscious like a chump we've gotten promoted and gone on a special training mission with the former Hokage. He's not going to be happy.>>42590013Nah, it sounds like we're just doing the Search For Tsunade arc.
>>42590038We can summon the Mantis Shrimp too. Guy has better eyes than a Hyuuga and a Uchiha.
>>42589950Llama with a hat... Is its name Carl?
>>42590005>not Impact CloneThink about it: attacking from three sides with clones to force someone to dodge upwards, and the Impact Clone attacks from above. Even if they see through the ploy they get stunned, and Kon finishes them off. Or hide a clone as a fuma shuriken, create duplicate shurikens, then get a surprise clone after dispelling the shuriken and the transformation. And if Tenten really does learn Flying Thunder God (which I think we all hope she does), we could clone her special kunai and spread 'em out, then redeploy the field of them as needed.There are so many delightfully mean things you can do with just a handful of Shadow Clones if you're not Naruto.
>>42589867>Arachnids, bats, fish, bears, mothsAnd thats just of the top of my head whoknows what kind of summons are out there.Centipedes, Ōmukade when http://yokai.wikia.com/wiki/%C5%8Cmukade
>>42589997You won't be meeting any Jinchuuriki on this tripHe's dead, anon. His story in this timeline is a tragedy
>>42590099Well, it would certainly explain all the dead humans in our house.
>>42589950I would say weasel except for that Temari already gets that one. Weasels are hellaciously dangerous, and can kill things many times their own body size.
>>42590117I'm down with it, Certainly fits our trap style afterall.
>>42590123... LAZE, WHY? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS?;w; I want my giant gambling bear summon now...
>>42590127>"Carl, why are you only reverse-summoning the hands of Iwagakure babies?""Well, you know, Iwa's got to pay. And the payment is baby hands."
>>42590127Or the missing hands
>>42590144We could get a badger.>you are now imagining Badger Sage Mode
>>42590123Could we have done anything or would attacking Sasori have been a gigantic waste of time?
>>42590165>>42590166God, I'm glad someone went along with this stupid idea.
>>42590181Neji would have knocked you the fuck out, cause he doesn't want you to kill yourself
>>42590153poison, traps and ambushes it's a perfect summon for us and as a plus feared by dragons.
>>42590177>not wanting Alpacapillar Sage Mode
>>42590177Is it a honey badger and can we not care or give a shit?
>>42589515>A.I'll goWe monkey king now
>>42590219>not wanting toxic centipede sage mode.
>>42590219>Badger Sage Mode>Kon bites Orochimaru by the neck and thrashes him around
>>42590250>not wanting gambling bear sage mode
>>42590277>Being called the Thunder Beaver by everyone>no respect by other sages.
>>42590250I recall anko have centipede or was it someone else?
>>42590307>all two of them
>>42590307BADGER, NOT BEAVER! DO WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE FROM CANADA AND SING SHITTY SONGS?
>>42590307>>42590339We did not learn syrup release!
>>42590339>DO WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE FROM CANADA AND SING SHITTY SONGS?Yes.
>>42590123yes hello this is anon i would like to report the unjust murder of a young boy pleas helplaze whyI wanted to collect all the sad children starting with Haku and working our way up. I can no longer collect them all.I cannot be the very best. There ever was.
>>42590369That actually is a thing. It's part of water release techniques. We could totally learn syrup ninjutsu.
>>42590385We save haku for the price of gaaraEquivalent exchange anon, equivalent exchange
>>42590369I... Fuck, now I want some fucking pancakes. Thanks, anon.>>42590385God, Naruto, Llamas with hats, Justin Beaver, Pokemon, and who knows what else in this fucking quest... We must make even greater references.
>>42590385Good, Now there is a song i would like to share with you, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrr_VVtyUA8
LAZETHIS IS IMPORTANTCAN WE FIND SOMEONE TO TEACH US SYRUP NO JUTSU?
>>42590385Just wait for the special edition holographic re-release
>>42590326Anko has snakes, anon. Nagato had a centipede, I think?>>42590426Izumo? Or Kotetsu. One of those two had it.
>>42590444Trips confirm. In the re-release of this quest we can save Gaara.
Also, we should explore the idea of surfing/jumping off shockwaves we release through our feet.
>>42590426What is that even
>>42590424>We must make even greater references.>post yfw Kon's summon is pic related.
>>42590483Or of sensing things through them.We are become Melon Lord
>>42590426Combine it with pancakes no jutsu, become known throughout the ninja nations for our amazing BREAKFAST COMBO JUTSU
>>42590510Later in life, after we retire, we take over Uncle's restaurant and open the first Ninja Denny's.
>>42590505>Or of sensing things through them.That sounds like it'd be a pretty high level technique.Save trying that out for Jonin levels.
>>42590544Every kids' meal comes with a free explosive tag.Also, I like where we fit in with Shikamaru: he plans a hundred moves ahead, we plan like two or three ahead and try to make that the last move, then re-evaluate if it doesn't work.
>>42590544For that we will need to have the pig summoning contract. It isn't Denny's without having heart-attack levels of bacon.Also an orange juice jutsu, but I figure after learning Syrup no jutsu, that would be pretty easy.
>>42590610Dude, stop, I already want pancakes, I don't need any more needy food thoughts.
>>42590566We're getting close, anon. As was pointed out our speed is at Kakashi's level and our stamina is a match for Kakashi and Hiruzen. A point in Genjutsu and half a point each in hand seals and strength and we technically qualify.
>>42590605He has the intelligence to plan that far ahead, but we have the flexibility advantage.A fight with him would be so fucking stressful.
>>42590544Every kid's meal comes with a free weapon.Even for civilians.
>>42590643True.I would like to work on seals and genjutsu on this trip. Get our weakest points upped.
>>42590452just checked the wiki and yeah animal path summoned centipedes as well as other things like a panda and a hummingbird.
Oh yeah, what do you guys want to call your impact jutsu?You have the blast, the shockwave when you strike, and the reciprocal burst
>>42590689Reciprocal burst is the thing that lets us give back the damage to someone, right?
>>42590723Yes, I wanted to see if I could get names for them so I could update the pastebin
>>42590689I'm >>42590723 and I worded that wrong.I mean is it the thing we first used agianst Lee?If so, I say call it Force Exchange Jutsu.
>>42590689Shattershot, Thunder God Fist, Echoing Fist.
>>42590123Was that set in stone?Seems like it. A shame since how he turned out in canon.
>>42590742Shattershot for the blast.Not sure about the punch.And I like the name idea that >>42590748suggested. The "echo" bit. That's interesting.
>>42590748I like these.
>>42590689Concussive shot, sonic strike, and counterblow
>>42590689Rebuttal for the reciprocal burst, shockwave when we hit can be called Judgement Fist or Kick (depends on what we use to hit them with, can be upgraded into High Judgement when we learn to do Tsunade's strength-enhancing thing). The blast itself can just be called Shattershot.
>>42590689I'm thinking "Impact Release: Resounding Echo" for the reactive burst.
>>42590763It was most likely going to happen, since Oro was still in the Akatsuki, Gaara was his target, and Sasori was his partner. The only way it really could have been avoided would have been to trigger Gaara before anyone was ready, but that would have had consequences of its own.
>>42590777You're not being the shinobi Minato knows you can be.
>>42590799Resounding Echo sounds more like a version of the technique that affects a good amount of people and not one.
>>42590830So taunt Gaara like an idiot in the hospital room.Out of character for Kon.
>>42590689Concussive blastSudden ImpactCounter Shock
>>42590854Sudden Impact seems like an Impact Release version of Hanto's Dragon Boxing from Boruto Quest. Which is something we should totally try.And I like Counter Shock. That's got my vote.
>>42590777>>42590854These are so... hopelessly vanilla. Like the nomenclature equivalent of dried-out sponge cake.
>>42590689ShattershotJudgement Kick/FistImpact Rebuttal
>>42590967Good. Keep them standard. Save the outrageous names for when we create something that actually is bullshit enough to warrant them.
People seem to like Shattershot, so I guess that's a keeperOthers are a bit more split
>>42590967starter tier even. which is the point.
>>42591008>>42590790Stop trying to force "Judgement", will you? It doesn't really describe the technique nor does it sound cool, so it's got nothing going for it. It also doesn't "feel right" given what we've seen of Kon.He's just not a particularly judgmental or vindictive type.
>>42591061For our shockwave when we strike, we should call it Detonation Proclamation.
>>42591047>>42591065>we need to give the release a cool, special name>but none of the techniques we create with it can have cool or flavorful namesCome on, the basics are probably the ones we're going to be refining and using into the endgame. They deserve some flash and chrome too, if for no other reason than that Kon's kids are gonna be learning them at some point.
>>42590689Reciprocal burst needs to be called Feedback!
>>42591156Oooh I like this.
>>42591156Ooh, that's good.That or something with the word Echo in it.
>>42591156I'll take this one.Maybe call the punch buff Thunderstrike?
>>42591156...that's actually pretty gud.>>42591197Also not bad.
>>42591204I liked just feedback better. I feel it's straight to the point and the echo is redundant. just my opinion.
>>42591197Needs to be flashier, we're gonna be using the hell out of it for years.And put yourself in the mind of a twelve year old. What technique would you want to learn most:>Thunderstrike>Sudden Impact>Thunder God Fist
>>42591204No.Just Feedback.>>42591197That's good.
I just realized that Kon could possibly send vibrations through someone by punching them.We could literally blow someone up by punching them like in Fist of the North Star.
Feedback is fucking good, we're using that one
>>42591254Now you're just being stubborn. That's absolutely the least exciting of the three, and I'm not alone in thinking it.
>>42591236>ThunderstrikeWe've already shown Kon's fun, but still kinda levelheaded in a way only a child murderer who could still have fun is.>>42591260>Fist of the North Star...ya know...
>>42590689>BlastShattershot definetely.>the shockwave when you strikeThunder Drum>reciprocal burstI agree with this anon >>42591156
>>42591236Also, with Thunderstrike, whenever he uses it we can play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
Shock Release: Vociferous Crash for the shockwave when we strike.
>>42591236What about Thunder Drum?
>>42591307>>42591375Thunder Drum sounds pretty cool.
>>42591344Yeah, see I was waiting for that joke.My main problem is that "Thunderstrike" sounds too much like a discrete attack, while what we actually do with the technique is more of a style of combat. "Thunder God Fist" sounds like a style.It also plays on Minato's technique, which I like.
>>42591269Karagowa and Feedback.Got two things that everyone liked. Awesome.
>>42591375... meh. Beats Thunderstrike, but it still sounds like a single attack rather than a style.
>>42591406The Thunder God thing seems a bit too much like Cribbing on Minato's style.Thunderfist style taijutsu?
>>42591441well if you can make it sound like a style by adding fist.>thunder drum fist
>>42591467If you're gonna crib on someone's style though...Just saying, it sounds flashy as hell. And he was our mother's teammate, as well as a former Hokage, so I'd say it makes some sense to name something after one of his techniques.
>>42591509But Tenten is gonna take that stuff.
>>42591559And then we've got jutsus with appropriately matching names: Thunder God Fist and Flying Thunder God.That would just make it better, anon.
>>42590645Yeah, but us teaming up?I'll use a chess metaphor.A chess playing computer is really fucking good at chess.A chess grandmaster is also really fucking good.A computer and a grandmaster working together, shoring up each others inherent fallibilities? Almost impossible to beat.
Fuck it, all our move names should be music references, either general (like Feedback) or specific (names of bands or songs).
>>42591775We jojo now?When do we make a Holy Diver tech?
>>42591775Can we get a bat contract to go with the sonic styles?
>>42591814A technique based off of Holy Diver from JoJo?Or just a technique named Holy Diver?
>>42591814Holy Diver is our take on the Primary Lotus.The upwards kick, wrapping someone with our chain, then filling them with our chakra in a way that amplifies the impact a hundredfold.
>>42591814When we learn to vibrate through walls.>>42591775Thunderstruck, AC/DC, etc.
>>42591847>not a super-powered Rider Kick
>>42591861oops wait thats Diver Down
>>42591847That sounds good.Maybe Kon's take on Fist of the North Star is called Master Exploder?People think the name is stupid, so the literalness and severity of the technique takes them off their guard.
This has just gotten silly.
>>42591923That's what makes it all fun.
>>42591896Or call it Fist of the North Star. I like that. Also, we can call our use of fake tags Baiting, and a technique that uses it Master Baiting. And we say it with a grin and a big smile up until we learn what that actually is.
>>42587543Toriko has this thing called "Knocking" it's either shocking something into being docile or hitting it so hard it falls down.But yeah, Impact's good.
>>42591938Oh boy, one arc away from GOAT OP
>>42591954>Or call it Fist of the North Star.True, but I don't know when or how he'll name it that.>And we say it with a grin and a big smile up until we learn what that actually is.How would a thirteen year old not know what masturbating is?>>42591978Which is?
>>42591978>Goat Contract confirmed>Summoning Jutsu: Forbidden Tower of the Goat
>>42592002OP 5, Seishun Kyosokyoku
>>42592010Liam ignores quests without rolls tho
So as we're walking with Sarutobi sensei we're just going to be cycling through the hand seals the whole time, right? Like whenever we're not doing anything specific?
>>42592057Pretty much. We can also try sending out a pulse through the earth by stamping our foot, and feeling what sort of vibrations we get back. A long journey is the ideal place to get the groundwork for a technique like this.
>>42592037Super Best Friends Liam?>>42592027I've never seen JoJo so I can't say anything about the actual Stand.But the name Holy Diver, mixed with Kon's abilities, make me think of sending shockwaves deep into the Earth and causing some kind of quake or rift to open up.>>42592029I really never paid attention to any of the Naruto OPs.The only one I remember is of Team 7 beating up three or four guys.
>>42592010>Summoning Jutsu: Forbidden Demon Goat>Summoning Jutsu: Shrieking Hell Goat>Summoning Jutsu: Ring of the Ram>Summoning Jutsu: Flappy Goat
>>42592077>Good Vibrations: Kon stomps the ground, sending out a sonar-like pulse to detect burrowing enemies. The downside is that, like using active sonar to search for a submarine, they can feel the pulse hit them.
>>42592077That could be cool if we could also mimic "Bright King" Anji's attack where he channels shockwaves through the ground to break people's legs.Our Thunder Whatever Fist is basically Futae no Kiwamae anyway.
>>42592100>Super Best Friends Liam?Close, it's a Billy Goat we fed the Dice Gods too. His nemesis is a Black Sheep.
>>42592144FUTAE NO KIWAAAMIIIIII AAAAHHHH
I still kinda want a casual genicidal llama summon. With a hat of course