>This is a quest taking place in an alternate version of the Naruto world during the same time period as the story, with a few notable differences. You will be playing as Kon Karagowa, a Leaf Genin. Your character is defined by your choices, so write-ins are always encouraged. And remember to have fun!>Quest Info:http://pastebin.com/UnPKxi2q
>>42507174DOUBLE THREAD HYPE
>>42507174Lets do it
>>42507174Right, let's see how Tenten does against Sakura. Range versus melee, who wins?
>>42507203WOOOOOOH!Karagowa NoodlesWe'll shock you with our explosive deals!
>>42507174GET READY, PEOPLE, LAZE IS DOING A SECOND THREAD!
Tenten and Sakura stand across from each other, sizing each other up."First round, second match: Tenten versus Sakura Haruno, begin!" Hayate announces.Right off the bat, Tenten makes some hand signs again, while Sakura looks like she focuses for a moment before preparing her own hand signs.Tenten pulls out some scrolls, then starts her hail of thrown weapons again. Sakura is wise to her strategy, however. She makes a familiar hand sign and dispels Tenten's genjutsu."You didn't really think I'd fall for that after I've already seen you do it before, did you?" Sakura asks as she draws her kunai.Sakura is deflecting or dodging every weapon Tenten throws at her, once again moving faster than you believed she could. Tenten's aim is as perfect as ever, but at this rate she'll never land a single hit.>A.Comment>B.Stay silent>C.Other
>>42507234Range, obviously.>A. "So, Temari, what's up with Gaara? He came by the hospital talking about killing Ino. I mighta had to knock him out if Asuma hadn't shown up."
Sorry to do this to you guys as soon as the thread starts, but I have to go eat dinnerBack in a bit
>>42507245>B.Stay silentJust relax and watch, recover some from getting gut-punched by Lee.
>>42507245>>A.CommentSakura, pride goeth before the fall.
>>42507245>A."Come on, Tenten, you can do it!"
>>42507245>A.Comment"No, Tenten wouldn't think that. So what's she got up her sleeve?"
>>42507245Tenten hasn't even broken into the variety of weapons she can use.Hinata was her partner. She probably trained against hand to hand.
>>42507245>>42507268I'll go with this guy.
>>42507174Miss the whole first thread. Arrive for the whole second. Life is good.
>>42507432Broke our hand beating Rock Lee.Maybe this means one handed jutsu casting?
>>42507268>>42507245Yeah, I also kinda want to hear what she has to say about Gaara as edge-lord supreme
>>42507503>Broke our hand beating Rock Lee.I think we broke Lee's arm anon
>>42507503No, it was Lee who broke his hand, punching us when we were charging thunder chakra and getting hit by the explosion. We're fine. Got hit in the gut pretty hard, and we used a fair amount of chakra, but we should be back to near full strength by the time of our next fight.
This is mildly unrelated but does anyone know when the next Boruto Quest will be.
>Computer forces restart as I'm doing the updateYou've got to be shitting meAnyway, back now
>>42507266>>42507272>>42507296>>42507590You stay silent, focused on the match. There's no way Tenten doesn't have something else in mind.She pulls out two more scrolls. "There's no way you can dodge these."She jumps up and unravels the scrolls, which release two pillars of smoke in the shape of two dragons. "Rising Twin Dragons!" She starts throwing an even greater barrage of weapons at an insane rate. Sakura couldn't possibly dodge or deflect them all.Yet Sakura gets a burst of speed reminiscent of Lee's in your fight. She can move about the arena faster than Tenten can aim, and deflects any stray weapons that manage to make their way to her.As Tenten's attack ceases, she pulls on threads connected to all of the weapons she had thrown, and whips them around toward Sakura.Sakura merely retreats to safety yet again, before dashing up to Tenten herself."You're just not fast enough to hit me." She gloats. "If there's one thing I can give Guy Sensei, it's that he knows how to make people stronger."Tenten gets a weapon ready, but Sakura runs circles around her, and Tenten can't get a hit in.>A.Comment>B.Stay silent>C.Other
>>42508190>A.Comment"I wish I brought popcorn."But say it quietly to ourselves.
>>42508190>>A.CommentCome on Tenten! Don't let that stalker beat you!
>>42508190>>A.CommentDammit Tenten don't aim at her, aim where she will be.
>>42508190>A.CommentTrap in 3,2,1.....
>>42508190>A.Comment"Wow. I would not have expected this from Sakura, of all people. Gai-sensei truly must be the greatest trainer in all of Konoha. No offense, Sarutobi-sensei."
>>42508190>A.Comment"What a waste of energy."
>>42508190>>A.CommentIdiot. Don't gloat until there's nobody left to hear you.
>>42508190>A.Cocky girl, isn't she?
>>42508273that's like...anime rule 12 or something
>>42508190>A.CommentAim for her legs! You got this Tenten! Or some other generic advice.
>>42507242>NoodlesBitch we aint a shitty ramen standWe a respectful restaurant and all that swaggy crap
>>42508412We probably do sell noodles, though. Because it's hard to get away from those in East Asian cuisine.
>>42508439They should at least be Singapore noodles.
>>42508474>>42508439and now im hungry...wish i still had some of that banana and cinnamon pizza left...
>>42508204>>42508217>>42508235>>42508238>>42508239>>42508242>>42508273>>42508284>>42508316"Go Tenten!" you cheer. "Don't let her beat you! She's too cocky, take her down a peg!"But you stop your cheers as Sakura gets past Tenten's guard and lands a solid hit straight in her gut. Tenten nearly coughs up some blood, though she covers her mouth with her hand."You should stop now, Tenten." Sakura remarks. "I don't want to do that any more than necessary, and you can't exactly defend yourself."As Sakura approaches again, Tenten pulls some wires that wrap around both herself and Sakura, binding them together.Sakura struggles to get free, striking Tenten however she can. None of the hits are clean, but Tenten is still taking a beating.Eventually, Tenten releases the wires and Sakura jumps back. At this point Tenten is keeled over, clearly in a lot of pain. She throws out a few shuriken, but Sakura just hops back."I can dodge all of your hits, and you can't dodge any of mine." Sakura goes on. "Let's stop before you get seriously hurt.Tenten looks up and grins. At this point you notice Sakura's back. It's hard to see on her red clothes, but something is drawn there in blood.>A.Comment>B.Stay silent>C.Other
>>42508505>>B.Stay silentJust big ass grin. Maybe slow clap as well?
>>42508505>A. Comment"How about you stop before your hot air kills us all!"
>>42508505Smile >500 on Tenten.
>>42508505>C.OtherGrow a grin of our own.
>>42508505>B.Stay silentDon;t want to ruin the surprise. Give Tenten a grin and a Thumbs Up though.
>>42508505Oh shit, a seal. Brilliant.>>42508534Voting for this. Just stay silent with a big, big grin.
>>42508505>A.Comment"... this oughta be good."
>>42508505>A. "I got 500 ryo on Tenten. Anyone wanna take me up on that?"
>>42507174I'm reading the last thread because I'm late as fuck but holy shit LazeHow can you make me ship Ino and Haku this much it's a fucking crack pairing beyond crack but that 'gentle aura' hits my buttons. You crazy genius.
>>42508754Just like shit, ships happen.
>>42508505>>42508682Seconding. Holy shit, we're gonna be able to pay our uncle back betting on folks.
>>42508533https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGZH3djutZ8I can't believe I forgot this in her last fightAn even wider grin than usual stretches across your face. "Clever girl..."Tenten readies all the weapons attached to the wires, and Sakura starts to jump back again. "You're just going to keep trying, huh?" Sakura asks. "I'll just dodge again, you know."As she begins to do so, Tenten makes some hand signs and places her palm on the ground. "Reverse Summoning Jutsu!"Sakura disappears in a cloud of smoke, only to reappear directly in the path of Tenten's weapons. Sakura tries to dodge, but from her new position, she is surrounded. She's assailed and cut up from all sides repeatedly, before she eventually falls to the ground, unconscious.Hayate goes over to inspect. "Sakura Haruno has lost consciousness. Tenten wins the match!"The crowd cheers again. Tenten, still in pain, wastes no time getting back up to the waiting area, as Sakura is carried off by the medics.>A.Congratulate Tenten>B.Fistbump>C.Do nothing>D.Other
>>42508846>>A.Congratulate TentenCrapbaskets were fighting next aren't we?
>>42508846>>B.FistbumpNo words. None are needed. Only a shit eating grin.
>>42508846>D.Other"Damn, you're a quick learner. Sarutobi-sensei just told you about reverse-summoning yesterday. Very nicely done."
>>42508846>D.OtherCongratulate her on her win, but also call some of the medics up to the waiting area.
>>42508846>>A.Congratulate Tenten>B.Fistbump"You just learned that concept yesterday and you did it flawlessly, way to go!"
>>42508882Nah, we just fought the round before Tenten. We're not fighting again until the rest of the first bracket has gone.
>>42508846>B.FistbumpWith a shit-eating grin of course.
>>42508902we telling her that shit after the exam is over anon
>>42508846>B.Fistbump>>42508902Veto, WE don't know that we won't be fighting her yet.
>>42508884>>42508908This and this. Shit eating grin, fistbump, and comment on the flawless use of a concept she only discussed yesterday evening.
>>42508846>>A.Congratulate Tenten>>B.Fistbump So as from last thread when you mentioned Tsunade, i bet we need to go get Tsunade to save Sarutobi from some poison or curse Orochimaru puts on him amirite?
>>42508902Anon no, if we tell her and then fight her we are at a HUGE disadvantage.
>>42508936>>42508943>>42508973I thought we were gonna tell her after this match, not our match.My mistake.
>>42508846>A. Congratulate Tenten>B. Fistbump>D. "Ya know, I was gonna bet money on you, but I figured I'd ask first."
>>42508846That was actually kinda close at first, but Tenten had it in the bag. She's pretty smart.
>>42508882>>42508884>>42508898>>42508900>>42508908>>42508931>>42508943>>42508945>>42508947>>42509001You hold out your fist with a huge grin on your face as Tenten approaches. She returns it, and then you congratulate her."Way to go!" you praise. "You just learned about that yesterday and you used it in battle flawlessly!""Heh, yeah." she blushes. "I was actually at the end of my rope there, but I've always been pretty good at seals, so I figured if I was going to wing it, that was as good as anything, right? That girl hits like a truck though, I'm still reeling."The spectators are all talking. They seem upset, as the contestants for the next match aren't here."So what's up?" Shikamaru asks from your right. "Is Sasuke gonna be disqualified or what? It's time for his match, and he's not here.">A.They could postpone it>B.He's not here, and rules are rules>C.Other
>>42509227>A.They could postpone it
>>42509227>>A.They could postpone itConsidering he is an Uchiha. They always seem to get some sorta special treatment.
>>42509227>C.Other"Shit, I don't want to see Gaara's reaction to that."
>>42509227>C.Other"Who knows? Maybe he fell down a well..."
>>42509227>C. "I blame Kakashi Sensei. He's never on time. Actually, going by that, it might be another hour before he shows up."
>>42509227>A.They could postpone itAnd also say>>42509275
>>42509227>>42509275This, actually. It's just so goddamn true
>>42509227>C.Other"Kakashi's always late, so it's fine. That just means we get to see you and Temari instead."
>>42509227>>42509275Yep, changing my vote to the truth.
>>42509227>>42509275This is true.
>>42509249>>42509256>>42509267>>42509271>>42509276>>42509282>>42509290"I blame Kakashi Sensei, he's never on time. It might be another hour before he shows up." you say. "They could postpone it, though.""Maybe." Shikamaru notes. "In fact, his brother can probably convince the Hokage to hold the whole thing."After a bit, Hayate addresses the stands. "The match between Gaara and Sasuke Uchiha will be postponed. We will move to the other matches remaining in this round first. Kankuro and Shino Aburame, please come down to the arena."Shino begins to move, but then Kankuro speaks up. "I withdraw. Please move on to the next match."The spectators all groan and boo.Shino looks irritated, and Shikamaru just got a whole lot more stressed.>A.Call out Kankuro>B.Encourage Shikamaru>C.Other
>>42509462>A. "You can't quit! How can I kick your ass (or get you back, if you prefer that) for Akamaru if you quit!"
>>42509462>B.Encourage Shikamaru"Your turn. Try to take your time will you? I need to rest."
>>42509462>C.Other"The hell? He could have dropped out at any point during the month intermission, if he didn't like his odds. What's he playing, doing it now?"
>>42509462>A.Call out KankuroFilthy puppy threatener. I haven't forgotten about you! Do you hear me?! Never! For! Get!
>>42509462>B.Encourage ShikamaruCmon man. its not like you are going on a date or anything
>>42509462>>A.Call out Kankuro"Hey! No withdrawing until you get your ass kicked!"
>>42509518Let it fucking go already, it was controled simulation ffs
>>42509462>>A.Call out KankuroThe hell man? What are you up to?
>>42509462>B.Encourage Shikamaru"It's only one fight, Shikamaru. Show off what you need to, then forfeit if you have to."
>>42509462>B.Encourage Shikamaru"Don't worry, Shikamaru. You're like the smartest guy in the class! You'll do a good job."
>>42509462>B.Encourage Shikamaru"I didn't realize at the time, but Lee and I left some pretty deep craters..."
>>42509462>B.Encourage ShikamaruJokingly "Try and buy me osme rest time if yo ucan yeah?"
>>42509580Might be too metagamey.I mean, I like the suggestion, but it might be too much.
>>42509580>Lee and IBomb guy don't shift the blame on Bruce Lee, that's low
>>42509614how is that metagaming?we used a fuckload of bombs and the arena is now a warzone
>>42509549I refuse. Babies of all sorts are precious.>>42509622Lee and I is the grammatically correct way to say it. 'Me and Lee' would be wrong. The other person comes first, not youself.
>>42509580We shouldn't mention it, but yeah it will likely help Shikamaru quite a bit.
>>42509614We already know he uses shadows, it's absolutely not a stretch to mention something that may give him an edge.
>>42509651Babies that can tear fucking throat also count?
>>42509651No, he's saying that the damage was all us. It's not like Lee was throwing bombs around.
>>42509580A, metagame less, B, he's smart enough to figure it out himself, and C, don't give the game away. His opponent is in earshot.
>>42509719A. We've seen him use his shadow justu, mentioning something like this would still be within Kon's knowledge. B. Probably true, it doesn't hurt to try and help a friend. C. " Apologizing" for making craters will hardly allow her to know his plans.
>>42509489>>42509491>>42509492>>42509508>>42509536>>42509557>>42509558>>42509580>>42509602You're irritated at Kankuro too, but shift your attention to Shikamaru instead."Looks like you're up next. Try and buy me some time to rest will you?" you laugh.Temari whips out her fan and glides down into the arena. The spectators are all booing, still impatient."Why shouldn't I just drop out right now, huh?" Shikamaru responds. "I don't even want to fight, this is such a drag."Tenten speaks up. "Oh no you don't, you're not getting out of this one. We already fought our matches, and you will too." With that, Tenten shoves Shikamaru off the balcony and he falls into the arena.He just lays there for a while, looking pretty irritated himself. The crowd even starts throwing trash at him from the stands while making all manner of remarks at him.>A.Tell him to get up and fight>B.Stay silent>C.Other
>>42509796>C.Other"Okay, wasn't expecting that sort of response from the crowd. Sorry!"
>>42509796>A.Tell him to get up and fightOh come on Shikamaru everyone booing you Is more of a drag than getting you butt kicked by a girl.
>>42509796>B.Stay silentNo words, just prolonged and disapproving eye contact.
>>42509796>A. "You're in the arena, so get up and fight before fan girl beats you down!"
>>42509796>C.Other"Good job! Shikamaru keep wasting time like that!"
>>42509850this works for me
>>42509796>>B.Stay silentHe'll do what needs to be done.
>>42509796>>C.Other"...I should probably be less surprised by that."
>>42509796>C. Play dead!
>>42509796>C. Other>"What will you mother do to you Shikamaru?"
>>42509850>>42509796Hah, do this.
>>42509850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSyIGCI6sO8&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=40"Good job Shikamaru, keep wasting time like that!" you yell down at him. He doesn't look amused.After a while of waiting, Temari gets impatient. "That's it, if you won't attack, I will!"She ignores Hayate's objection about not starting the match yet, and dashes toward Shikamaru. She slams her fan down on the ground where Shikamaru was laying, only to find him hanging off the wall."You know, I don't really care about becoming a Chunin." Shikamaru tells her. "But I guess I shouldn't just let myself be beaten by a girl. So let's go."Temari gets angry and swings her fan at Shikamaru. He's gone however, as only two kunai remain after the dust clears. Shikamaru has retreated to the trees on the other side of the arena. Likely trying to lure Temari into the shadows.She isn't falling for it, and Shikamaru shows no signs of moving.>A.Comment>B.Stay silent>C.Other
>>42510038>A.Comment"Awesome! A stalemate!"
>>42510038>BHe's wasting time from what I can tell, so nothing needs to be said.
>>42510038>A.Comment"Oh god, they're just going to stand there all match, aren't they? Well, I guess I deserve this for asking him to stall."
>>42510038>>A.CommentGood ole Shikamaru. Always thinking about the long game.
>>42510038>Good job, buy time!
>>42510038>A.Comment"Let's hope his head's faster than his feet are."
>>42510038>A. "Take it slow, Shikamaru. She seems like the impatient type. Also because I'm still recovering from Lee, that kid hits like rock slide.
>>42510038>A.Comment"Careful what you wish for, I guess."
>>42510038>>B.Stay silentIf we keep talking at every lull, someone's going to gag us. There is merit in blissful silence from time to time.
>>42510066>>42510072>>42510089>>42510108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8oFiJgsyEc&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=16You stay silent, while Tenten chuckles beside you. "Way to waste time, Shikamaru."Eventually Temari gets fed up and swings her fan again. "Wind Scythe Jutsu!"The wind cuts at everything, breaking branches and such. But right after her attack, Shikamaru tries one of his own."Shadow Possession Jutsu!" Shikamaru stretches his shadow out to try and catch Temari, but she hops back. Eventually the shadow stops, unable to move any farther.Temari draws a line in the dirt with her fan. "So here it is, your jutsu's range. As long as I stay behind this line, you can't touch me.""You got me." Shikamaru grins. He takes up some weird stance, with his hands in a circle. It doesn't seem like a hand sign. You have no idea what he's doing. And he's not doing much, just sitting there.>A.Comment>B.Stay silent>C.Comment
>>42510271>Stalling for tie? Or thinking up a new plan of attack.
>>42510271>A.Comment"By the way Shikamaru your mother is in the stands, say hi!"
>>42510271>C.CommentAsk Tenten if she has any idea what he's doing.
So I was reading the pastebins and found something interesting. We only got .5 int at thread 7 and a .5 strength at thread 12. If that's what you meant by improving throw the quest why have stats?
>>42510302>>42510306>>42510331>>42510343>>42510349>>42510353https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjjkHg5FOhk&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=6You stay silent, intent on the match.Eventually Shikamaru puts his hands down and gets ready for something. Temari doesn't want to give him the chance and uses her wind attack again, forcing Shikamaru to hide behind a tree. Once her attack is over, Shikamaru's shadow extends again.Temari stays behind the line, looking confident, but the shadow crosses it. She quickly jumps back in a panic, once again outside of its range."So that's it." Temari comments. "The wall's shadow extended with the setting sun, extending your range as well."She looks at the sun and her lines in the dirt, formulating some plan.Just when she relaxes, Shikamaru's shadow comes for her again. She retreats again, but this time something's different."Temari, above you!" Kankuro shouts.Above Temari, a makeshift parachute made from Shikamaru's jacket is falling, casting another shadow. She has to maneuver as best as she can to get out of its range. She lodges her fan in the ground and gets down, thinking.After a bit, she looks like she has a plan. She starts making some hand signs, but then stops. She's been caught by Shikamaru's shadow."Look around you." Shikamaru explains. "Kon and Lee's fight left craters and divots everywhere. I just made my way around the arena, and got it behind you when you were busy thinking.">A.Comment>B.Stay silent>C.Other
>>42510533Not a lot of time has actually passed you know.You've been a ninja for like three months tops.
>>42510628>A.Comment"See, my reckless disregard for collateral damage is an asset, not a hindrance."
>>42510628>C. Grin wildlywith>B. Stay Silent
>>42510628>A.Comment"Sorry about that!"I'm not sorry...
>>42510628>A.Comment"Imagine how well he could do if he put even a fraction of that talent towards constructive uses."
>>42510628Well my face is red, oops.
>>42510628>A.CommentShikamaru might be lazy, but giving him time to work was a mistake.
>>42510628>A"Alright, Shikamaru, way to go!"
>>42510533>>42510650Plus the highest stat humanly possible is 5.So an increase of .5 can be pretty noticeable.
>>42510628>A. "And once again cleverness and improvisation wins the day! I'm starting to see a pattern, Tenten, how 'bout you?"
>>42510628>A.Comment"All the thinking in the world won't help if you're always on the defensive."
>>42510660switching this to >>42510654with a little of this>>42510667
>>42510628>>A.Comment"I'd say sorry, but I'm really not."
>>42510628>A.Comment"How did she not see that coming?"
>>42510654>>42510667>>42510672"See, my reckless disregard for collateral damage is an asset, not a hindrance." you laugh. "Imagine if he actually put that talent towards something constructive."Shikamaru walks towards Temari, who mirrors his movements. He raises his arm, then speaks."To hell with this, I give up."The crowd goes completely silent before booing him yet again."I used up all my chakra, so it's the end of the line for me." Shikamaru goes on. "Even if I won, it'd just mean more work anyway.""The winner is Tenten!" Hayate announces.Shikmaru shuffles back up to the waiting area.>A.Really?>B.Nice job out there>C.Stay silent>D.Other
>>42510894>TentenHOLY SHIT HOW DID I FUCK THAT UPTEMARII MEANT TEMARI
>>42510894>D.Other"You just didn't want to hit a girl."
>>42510894>A.Really?>B.Nice job out there
>>42510894>>B.Nice job out there
>>42510894>Nice job out there>Laugh
>>42510910>"The winner is Tenten!"Ten-Ten confirmed for best girl, she wins regardless of who fights.Is that her Kek Genkai Laze? That she auto wins? Need to nerf that it's too OP.
>>42510894>B.>D. Other"Once the fights are over and if I'm not too banged, want to get something to eat to celebrate surviving?"
>>42510894>B.Nice job out there
>>42510894>D. "Wait, crap, does this mean I have to fight again? I'm still dealing with minor internal bleeding here!"
>>42510894>B.Nice job out there>D.Other"So why are you a ninja, again?"
>>42510941Too OP? For a best girl, it's not OP enough!All of the OP now, Laze! GIVE IT TO US!
>>42510894.........>>D.OtherFacepalm."At least I didn't put money on him."
>>42510894>A.Really?"Seriously? Great thinking out there, though. That use of environmental damage was genius."
>>42510910U FUCKED UP
>>42510978Further proof of best girl status. Look at that smile, can you say no to that smile? No, you can't, but you can try and end up being cuddled by her.
>>42511027I now desire to say no to her
>>42510894>>B.Nice job out thereI thought you had her for sure.
>>42511027On one hand, i normally disagree with /tg/ picking the first girl that comes along, but i can't argue with Ten-Ten being a damn good character and a strong candidate for best girl status
>>42511080Even if you do, you're still gonna get cuddled.Tenten is getting Flying Thunder God. One day we're gonna wake up with a new tattoo on our back, and suddenly any time we try to get some sleep, she's there, cuddling us.
>>42511096with competition like Ino and Sakura, its kinda hard NOT being the besttho i admit Tenten is awesome
>>42511080Wrong and right move, sucka, because now you're cuddled by Tenten. Don't deny, that's what you wanted, just like you want it every night.
>>42510914>>42510921>>42510927>>42510935>>42510951>>42510965"Really?" you smirk at Shikamaru. "Nice job out there! You totally had her."As you laugh, Tenten scolds Shikamaru. "What are you even doing? Why even be a ninja?"Shikamaru changes the subject. "So what are they going to do about Sasuke's fight? He's still not here."The crowd is getting even more impatient, the insults getting louder and greater in quantity.>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they Tenten>B.Sasuke should just be disqualified>C.They'll wait longer, right?>D.Other
>>42511109I'm so okay with you don't even know...
>>42511109I did not realize how much I wanted that until you posted it.
>>42511132>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they Tenten?
>>42511120>thatsthejoke.jpgI always wanted that. period.
>>42511096See, sometimes, /tg/ knows just what you need.>>42511109... You know, I'm okay with this.
>>42511132>>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they TentenBut really the hell is wrong with those two?
>>42511132>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they Tenten
>>42511132>D.Other"Damnit Kakashi, this is pushing it."
>>42511132>>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they TentenDO WANT.MC OPINIONS SHAPE PLOT ERRYBODY.HAPPENING.
>>42511132>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they TentenIn the weariest, most resigned voice we can muster.
>>42511132>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they TentenWelp might as well...
>>42511132>D.Other"This is getting ridiculous."
>>42511120I honestly don't care much for Tenten
>>42511132>D. *Sigh*>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they Tenten
>>42511132>A. They're going to make us fight first, aren't they, Tenten
>>42511132>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they TentenWant levels at do, all systems, full power
>>42511181You madman how dare you
>>42511132>D. "I wasn't exaggerating about that hour thing...man, the things you can get away with being in a clan."
>>42511214Now now, just because his opinion is shit doesn't mean we can kick him out.However, we can make fun of his shit opinion.
>>42511132>B.Sasuke should just be disqualified"If he can't show up on time, he shouldn't be promoted anyway."
>>42511147>>42511155>>42511158>>42511162>>42511175>>42511179>>42511184>>42511188>>42511192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKCaqDZFJ7o&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=22You sigh. "They're going to make us fight first, aren't they, Tenten?"As you say so, Hayate calls up to the waiting area. "Can Kon and Tenten please come down to the arena? We'll be doing your match next."You and Tenten march down to the arena, resigned to your fate.You and Tenten get down to the center, and are about to take your spots, when a breeze blows in. Before you appear Kakashi Sensei and Sasuke, sporting a new outfit."Sorry we're late, traffic was a mess." Kakashi jokes. "We aren't disqualified or anything, are we?">A.Just in time>B.Too late, our match is first>C.Chew them out>D.Other
>>42511310>B.Too late, our match is firs
>>42511310>>C.Chew them outThe hell!!?
>>42511310>A.Just in time"Should I even ask what traffic you are talking about?"
>>42511310>A.Just in time"Hey Instructor, can Sasuke do his fight first?"
>>42511310>>A.Just in time Gotta be at full strength for... META REASONS.
>>42511310>A.Just in time"What took so goddamn long?"
>>42511310>C"You know, I was fine with you training Sasuke, but couldn't you at least have had the common courtesy to not delay the whole event?">B
>>42511310>A.Just in time"I didn't really want to fight again anyway. Tenten could use the time to recover."
>>42511310>A.Just in timeFuck extra fighting
>>42511328>our match is firs"So make like a tree and leaf."
>>42511310>D. "Kakashi Sensei, I'd expect this from you...but Sasuke? Seriously? You're never later, come on man. Though I guess I shouldn't be too upset. You missed my new tricks."
>>42511310>A.Just in time>D> Seriously sensei buy a fucking watch.
>>42511310>>C.Chew them out"Well, this is my second fight. I'm pretty sure you would be disqualified if so many people hadn't bet on the match. On which note: you suck. Buy a watch."
>>42511382We SHOULD buy him a pocketwatch or some shitbecause i know the fucker wont bother
>>42511310>D. Maybe you wouldn't have been late if you spent less time shopping for clothes.
>>42511310>D. "Thank goodness. We'd gone up against Guy's students, and I've still got a limp."
Fuck, I need to be up in five hours for work. Goodnight, people, hope you all keep us and best girl Tenten safe and sound.
>>42511369That, and it would fuck up the rotation.
>>42511410We should ask Sarutobi when his birthday is. And then give him a watch on that day. A fancy one that it would actually be offensive to not use, and he'll feel bad forgetting about.
>>42511424If the best girl was under threat, I'm pretty sure the collective response would be 'right, that's it, EVERYBODY DIES'.
>>42511447Those who abandon their students' thoughtful gifts are lower than trash.
>>42511461Get it right. They are lower than the scum who abandon their friends.
>>42511461>"What makes you think I need a watch?">Everyone ever stares at him in disapproval.>Obito himself crawls out of the fucking ground to glare at Kakashi with his one good eye.
>>42511310>C.Chew them out"No, but you should have been. I'm disappointed in you, sensei. Teaching Sasuke your bad habits, how shameful. I don't blame you, Sasuke, you're normally very punctual, but Kakashi should know better."
>>42511424>best girl TentenI mean, if you want to simply settle for an slightly above average first girl, that's your proghtive. I mean, it's a lazy choice, but eh. Not everyone can actually be patient and wait for what lies beyond the horizon.
>>42511455>EVERYBODY DIESEven defenseless children that we are paranoid are tiny shinobi wanting to hurt best girl?
>>42511496It worked for Itachi.
>>42511343>>42511349>>42511355>>42511358>>42511367>>42511369>>42511382"Just in time, Sensei." you respond. "You ever think about getting a watch?"Kakashi addresses Hayate. "We're good to go then?"The crowd starts roaring once they realize Sasuke has arrived."Well, it looks like they want Sasuke's match next." he notes. "We'll put you next. You two can go ahead back up and wait. Gaara, your match is next, please come down to the arena."You and Tenten start to head back up the stairs, grateful for the extra time to rest.>A.Wish Sasuke luck>B.Say nothing>C.Other
>>42511496Did I fucking stutter? (in a world of transformation jutsu, everything is a threat!)
>>42511495Okay anon.What lies beyond the horizon?All the good girls are either too old or have husbandos.
>>42511510>A.Wish Sasuke luck>Try not to be late next time though, Try not to pick up on Sensei's bad habits yeah?
>>42511510>>A.Wish Sasuke luck
>>42511510>A.Wish Sasuke luck"Shame you didn't get to see my sweet new moves, though."
>>42511310>Just in time
>>42511510>A.Wish Sasuke luckBe careful with him, Sasuke.
>>42511510>A.Wish Sasuke luck"The guys a psycho just FYI."
>>42511510>A.Wish Sasuke luckThey are both getting Casio alarm chronographs (things are insanely durable) for Ninja Christmas.
>>42511510>A. "Hey, remember what we saw in the woods. Don't hesitate to go for the kill, alright?"
>>42511510>Wish Sasuke luckKnock'em dead kiddo
>>42511510>A.Wish Sasuke luck"Don't take too many chances."
>>42511496Especially them. They're the sneaky ones.>>42511510>>A.Wish Sasuke luck"Don't do it again. Or I'll assume you're turning into Kakashi, and then every gift you ever get will be porn."
>>42511490And it will be extra creepy since in this universe Obito probably really is dead. An absence of Obito pretending to be Madara would explain a lot of the changes.
>>42511520Hey, best girl is still alive in this universe!
>>42511503In what universe was Sasuke a girl anon?
>>42511520With that attitude you deserve to settle for plain jane ten ten
>>42511585No, I mean "kill everyone, even the children, because they might be a threat to the person I care about". His was familial instead of romantic, but same principle.
>>42511510>A.Wish Sasuke luckGood luck, but don't gamble out.
>>42511582>Tayuia and Fuu(IIRC)>Best girlFuu is undestandable but Tayuia?Really?
>>42511603>plain jane ten ten You know not what you have done anon.
>>42511528>>42511529>>42511530>>42511538>>42511539>>42511542>>42511551>>42511565>>42511573>>42511574>>42511608"Good luck." you tell Sasuke. "After all, you know just as well as I do what you're up against.""Thanks." Sasuke responds. He tosses you his sword. "Hold on to that for me. I haven't figured out how to use it with my new move yet."You put his sword away and head up to the waiting balcony along with Tenten. However, partway up the stairs you stop."Please help me!" screams a Grass ninja, as sand envelops his legs and drags him down the dark hallway.>A.Confront Gaara>B.Staying out of that>C.Say something to Gaara as he passes by>D.Other
>>42511724>>A.Confront Gaara"Your opponent is down there jackass."
>>42511724>B. Staying out of that
>>42511724>Fuck this bullshit go report to the hokage about this asap!
>>42511724>C.Say something to Gaara as he passes by"You just don't know how to delay gratification, do you?"
>>42511724>B.Staying out of that
>>42511724>A.Confront GaaraYour opponent is out there, stop being a dick just because you're strong. How you're acting is why everyone hates you.
>>42511724>C.Say something to Gaara as he passes byThat guys a goner anyway but"Was that really necessary? Did he really need to die?"
>>42511741>>42511758>>42511763You guys really want to fucking confront him when he's in bloodlust mood? You guys are fucking retards!
>>42511724>C. "I don't really like you, but it's Sasuke's turn to beat you down. So I'll let it go this time."
>>42511724>C.Say something to Gaara as he passes by"How far you've fallen, from wanting to protect your village to this. What a waste."
>>42511724>B.Staying out of thatNOPE
>>42511724>>B.Staying out of that
>>42511724>D. hit the sand holding the ninja's leg with a shockwave to free him.
>>42511774Yeah, but... that poor grass schmuck is gonna die unless we do *something*. Doesn't sit right with me to just leave it, as it wise as it might be.>>42511724>A.Confront Gaara
>>42511774Bravery and stupidity go hand in hand sometimes, but do you really think Kon would just fucking sit there if Gaara was just killing a dude for no reason?
>>42511823He's already dead you fucking retard!
>>42511811Seconding this, actually. Free the guy, let Gaara keep going.
>>42511845Doesn't say it in the text. Fuck off coward. You are in a shonen start acting like it.
>>42511845>"Please help me!" screams a Grass ninja, as sand envelops his legs and drags him down the dark hallway.Doesn't sound very dead yet. Know many dead folks that scream for help Anon?
>>42511741>>42511758>>42511763>>42511770>>42511791>>42511809You rush forward and hit the sand holding the Grass ninja's leg, freeing him. He takes no time at all in running away as fast as his legs will carry him."Don't you have a battle with Sasuke right now?" you ask Gaara. "What are you doing here?""They were in my way, so I was killing them." Gaara states bluntly. "Are you in my way?"The look in Gaara's eyes makes you shudder. Tenten still hasn't even moved.>A.No, go to your match>B.I'm not just going to let you do whatever you want>C.Stay silent>D.Other
>>42511911>>A.No, go to your matc
>>42511911>A.No, go to your match
>>42511724>C.Say something to Gaara as he passes byStop messing around man, everybody's waiting for you
>>42511724>A.Confront Gaara"Your opponent is waiting for you."
>>42511911>>B.I'm not just going to let you do whatever you wantNow drop the poor stupid grass ninja and get your pasty ass onto the field jerk.
>>42511911A.No, go to your match
>>42511911>A.No, go to your match.
>>42511911>A.No, go to your match"And stop killing random people you lunatic."
>>42511911>>B.I'm not just going to let you do whatever you want
>>42511911>Write-In: You wot m8?
>>42511911>>A.No, go to your matchDude is saved. We don't need to posture.
>>42511911>D.Sasuke's already late, why would I postpone it further?Hurry along to get wrecked.
>>42511911>B.I'm not just going to let you do whatever you want.Not that this is even what you want. You kill to make others fear you, to stop them from getting close to you.Being scared is only going to get you so far, Gaara. If you want people to like you, or even you to like yourself, find a better approach than fear and hate.>now go on to your match, Sasuke is waiting.
>>42511911>A.No, go to your match>>42511937>>42511948And the retards show themselves! Not surprised a namefag is retarded though.
>>42511911>>A.No, go to your match"Sasuke will hand you your ass anyway. Why would I waste my energy?"
>>42511911>A.No, go to your match"If you somehow beat Sasuke, then I'll be in your way. But not before."
>>42511911>D. "Just trying to keep blood off the walls. Go break a leg. Please."
>>42511992>Just trying to keep blood off the wallsAnd the brains. Seriously, that shit stains like no other.There are probably still little spots of Gato that haven't come out yet.
>>42511925>>42511926>>42511943>>42511944>>42511945>>42511952>>42511953>>42511961"No, go to your match." you respond.Gaara slowly walks on by you and Tenten as he descends the stairs. Once he's gone, Tenten takes a deep breath, like she was holding it that whole time."That guy is crazy." Tenten says. "How can he just kill so calmly like that? Should we tell somebody?">A.Let's just head back to the waiting area>B.Yeah, we should>C.Other
>>42512068>>B.Yeah, we should
>>42512068>B.Yeah, we should
>>42512068>>B.Yeah, we shouldJiraiya, probably.
>>42512068>B.Yeah, we should"Later, right now he's going to an open area so i don't think he'll try anything crazy, especially with so many jounin around..."
>>42512068>A.Let's just head back to the waiting area"Everyone knows already, including Kakashi and Sasuke. Besides, Zabuza was worse.""Let's go."
>>42512068>B.Yeah, we shouldTell the Hokage
>>42512068>B. "Probably, yeah. I wonder if we can find Sarutobi Sensei. Go after that grass ninja, we'll probably need his testimony."
>>42512068>B.Yeah, we shouldItachi, maybe? He's got authority and it's his little brother who's down there with the creature.
>>42512068>B.Yeah, we shouldI'm pretty sure everyone knows, but no harm in making it clear.
>>42512097>Zabuza was worseI beg to fucking differ.
>>42512068>B. Yeah, we should.Probably our respective Jounins at least. There's being dangerous, and then there's casually murdering people in the stands. They can decide from there.
>>42512104This. Both of these statements are worth it.
>>42512119Zabuza was one of the fucking Seven Swords, who passed his exams by murdering his entire class with a knife.
>>42512138Yeah, but that was practical. He did it to prove he was the baddest motherfucker in Kirigakure. Gaara kills just because it satisfies him. The rep he gets that way is a side-bonus for him.
>>42512138And Gaara kills because "muh living weapon". Zabuza at least had something to gain from murder.
>>42512079>>42512083>>42512086>>42512089>>42512092>>42512094>>42512098>>42512104>>42512105>>42512117>>42512125"Yeah, we should." you agree.You knew Gaara was dangerous, but he's killing people so openly now. Something has to be done.You and Tenten head for the stands, seeking someone. Likely one of your Jonin instructors or even Sarutobi Sensei.While down in the arena, Sasuke and Gaara's battle has begun.>End of Chapter 16Running again tomorrowTwitter is @LazeQMSticking around
>>42512190thanks for running Laze
>>42512175>muh living weaponThat's literally Zabuza's entire philosophy.
>>42512190Cool. Thanks for running, Laze. See you tomorrow.
>>42512190Thanks, Laze!Any stat increases after our fight with Lee?
>>42512190Thanks for running Laze! I'll have to try and catch this tomorrow. Should probably track down Quest one through twelve so I know what I missed.
>>42512246I'll probably give your nin a bumpI'm not going to modify the pastebin until I have more stuff to change, though
>>42512281I'd prefer a pastebin update for each stat increase, but I get why you wouldn't do that.Thanks for answering.
So tomorrow is gonna be>Sauce Vs Grr>Sandman goes apeshit>And exam gets cancelledRight?
>>42512470Who knows? You guys could get through the whole invasion. If you're doing other shit and can't watch Sauce's fight, it will happen offscreen
>>42512543So.We're gonna end up fighting Gaara mid-transform, I just know it.The question is, what do we do when he goes full Shukaku on us?
>>42512826If we're alone? Panic and bail. That's not a fight we can win solo.
>>42512826Suddenly....Anbu Naruto summons frogs and fight with Garaa.We just chill with best girl
>>42512826You're assuming he makes it that far. We're gonna smash his ass into the ground, sit on that fat gut, and just start punching him in the face until he can't move.
>>42512826You guys used teamwork to beat HakuYou could pull it off with Gaara if you had the right teammatesWhat >>42512851 said though, if you're alone you are 100% fucked
>>42512826we'll have crumbled his shell with sasugay using his new tech to subdue/kill him.