Friday is paperwork. At some point, you woke up. At some point, you ate. You think. Your first solid recollection of the day, however, begins with being given an office.An actual god-damned office. The door has a frosted-glass window with “Rr. Admiral Settle” shadowed onto it – appropriate, because you *will* be drinking in there a lot and you *will* have troublesome 40s Dames striding in at all hours to make your life a living hell. The interior is well-appointed as any government office building; a plain old desk, a few filing cabinets, a sad-looking office computer. But it's a real goddamn office, big enough to run laps around without bumping your shins, and for a few brief seconds its the most beautiful thing you've ever seen.Then you notice the towering mountain of paperwork on the desk, waiting for you. Everyone scoffs at paperwork, but no modern military can operate without it. Sun Tzu's famous treatise begins with a thorough accounting of everything it took to keep an army on the march in his day – grain for the horses, spare hobnails for the marching infantry's sandals, even glue for the fletching on arrows, much less the arrows and spare bowstrings themselves. There's never been a war simple enough that a sheet of paper never had a place in it, ever – and your war is more complex than most that've gone before it. You slept like the dead after retiring early, but the aftereffects of the Bonin Islands are still shivering in your skull, numbing your senses and paralyzing your thoughts. You embrace the routine of paperwork; reviews, authorizations, validations; the constant ping-pong game of approvals and counter-approvals that ensure the vast supply chain of the Navy flows smoothly. A few things pop out on occasion, notable enough to catch your attention.
The first is a feasibility report someone forwarded to you; a dense technical study of the Mark 46 torpedo's programming and engagement profiles, complete with penned-in comments by one “C. Parker,” who's awful handwriting you recognize as one of the squirrely fuckers you've been buying donuts for, hiding in their hobbit-holes up in the rocky hinterlands of the base. Between heavy-handed crossing out of lines casting doubt on the Mark 46s high-frequency blade-rate counting abilities and the occasional complaint about the xerox copy quality, it details all the necessary programming modifications to track the unique signature of abyssals; focusing on counting screw RPMs and sonar cross-section to distinguish between newer, more modern ships and the older vessels typical of most abyssals. Beneath it is a final set of comments speculating on the feasibility of the new Mark 54's better HF sonar (better suited to shallow water, which it's designed for,) and using it to discern abyssal's wakes to “gate” passive sonar detection of sound made by a hull moving through the water, a way to track down the sharklike body-horror abyssals with almost no discernible “ship-like” characteristics left. “Pseudo wake-homing?” the handwritten details finish.
So *that's* how Mustin disabled that destroyer – the “missile” that failed to track was an ASROC. You really should have gotten to this pile of paperwork sooner. As you're musing over it, the phone rings – caller ID identifies it as the spooky boys themselves. “'ello, Settle here.” “Admiral,” your contact says politely. “Arizona is here, and...” a pause. “She has your CAC, sir.” “Yes, and?”You can almost hear the shiver of excitement over the phone line. “Ah. Ahhh. Just wondering, sir, what the PIN number is-”- a sound in the background, voices raised in greeting.“Oh, nevermind, Corporal Hate just walked in.” >.... I am completely okay with this.>That. Motherfucker. That fucker of mothers. That's it. That fucking does it. That does it so hard, it comes back around the other way and undoes things. The dogfish I can handle, the pimp cane I can handle, but now he's in my realm. >Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?
Havings shitty shitscribble.
>>42315040>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?
>>42315040>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?Defuse the situation before it goes outta hand!Also yay fleet action!
>>42315040>>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?Are we going to find out where Shoukaku vanished to?
>>42315040>>That. Motherfucker. That fucker of mothers. That's it. That fucking does it. That does it so hard, it comes back around the other way and undoes things. The dogfish I can handle, the pimp cane I can handle, but now he's in my realm.
>>42314991OI FAGGETLINK THE THREAD ON TWATTER
>>42315071>Are we going to find out where Shoukaku vanished to? Who cares? The cuck can do what she wants.
>>42315005Sailor pls.>>42315057That's one drunk Naka, scrib!
>>42315088Why? You got here just fine.
>>42315040>>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?>>42315071I don't know, should we greet the ships that are coming back if not already back?
>>42315040>>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?
>>42315040>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?Do you fucking get me Squirrel?
Bullying Arizona must be so much fun.Watching her face fill up with happiness before it deflates into disappointment, it would be so cute.
>[X]Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?
>>42315169>Bullying Arizona>Bullying Hallowed GroundIn to Gitmo you go
>>42315169You're a fucked up individual. Anyone ever tell you that?
>>42315040>"Please thank arizona for finding my CAC, have her bring it hereasoonaspossiblethanks."
>>42315091Well considering how she was clinging to us it's odd how she just vanished.>>42315117That wouldn't be a bad idea if possible. I'm sure Willy could appreciate it.
>>42315040>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other
>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?
>>42315040>Other: As I am currently unable to go there, have Arizona bring me my CAC right now.
Threadly reminder that LEXINGTON HAS A FAT STACK
>>42315211Oh...that scarred poi. That's hnf.
>>42315040Continue the discussion as if nothing is amiss. Hate is a big guy now.
>>42315040Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?>So *that's* how Mustin disabled that destroyer – the “missile” that failed to track was an ASROC. You really should have gotten to this pile of paperwork sooner.Oh, that's nifty as hell
>>42315040>.... I am completely okay with this.Things are as they should be.>"Yes, and?"Admiral is slowly but surely losing it.
>>42315040>>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?Planefag, got something for ya.
>>42315040>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?Make sure to tell Hate it's nothing personal, we're just not stupid enough to trust any Marine with that sort of base-side access to things they could then use to shoot or explode stuff.
>>42315040>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?FINALLY THREAD TIME!!!
>>42315040"So what did Arizona want anyway? Justcuriousthat'sallnothingpersonal."
>>42315266yes the fattest of stacks
VOTES CALLED TOOT TOOO->>42315303you owe me a new pair of jeans
>>42315169never bully a battleshipthey are faster than you
>>42315040I don't quite understand what is going on?Can someone explain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFN9nvFYHmkPresented without comment
>>42315306Pfft. You think I give a fuck about that fag's card? He can't even get into half the fucking shit I can anyway.
>>42315057She does know that was one of Iku's bottles, right?
>>42315338Remember how last thread the admiral gave Ari his access card so she can ask help from the techs about internet stuff?Yeah, we're seeing the eventual conclusion to that now.
Because I told Ghost Division I would link these for the thread...have some Musashi!http://g.e-hentai.org/g/849603/5ef0d4a460/SFW Musashi cosplayerhttp://g.e-hentai.org/g/801327/61dab11899/Teitoku fuckin' Musashi, Tenryuu, and Tatsuta.http://g.e-hentai.org/g/762614/81e7a91560/Musashi cosplaying as Shimakaze.
>>42315334Bill it to SV.
>>42315355Indeed, only you would have a way with ladylike Battleships.
>>42315303>21 knots is still faster than you can run
>>42315353GODDAMIT HARDER RAMMING DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK
Would this be what you imagine Settle and Goto look like planefag?
>>42315355Yeah, but three-quarters of the shit you get into is stuff so far above your actual clearance that by all rights you should need a telescope to see it.So all in all, it would reduce the amount of stuff you have to hide from real officers by a third.
>>42315303"Arizona? What's that red stuff on your face? And why do you have a shovel?"".......""And why is there a large, suspicious hole in the grass behind the barracks that is about the same shape and size of a Dunkin' Donuts box?"".......""Arizona, that's jelly on your face, isn't it?"*Embarassed* "......."*Sigh* "Arizona, did you eat an entire box of jelly donuts?"*Sheepish nod*"Arizona, since Akagi's beam hasn't tripled given her diet, I don't think that's anything to be ashamed of."*Guilty shifting*"Where'd you get them, anyway? DD's is closed now."*More guilty shifting, eyes twitch towards the general direction of Goto's office*"Oh for chrissake, Arizona, you ate Kongou's entire stash?"*Looks at feet, nods miserably**Sigh* "Well, you'd better pray she doesn't find out you devoured her excuse for molesting her teitoku."*Stares pleadingly*"Yeah, yeah, don't give me the destroyer eyes. I'm not gonna tell anyone. Though Goto would probably want to give you a goddamn medal..."
>>42315366Maybe we should have given a breakdown of what it means for Settle to have given his CAC to Arizona (consequences and repercussions for a major security breach), and what each choice entailed?Because from what I'm seeing, none of the three regular choices are for Settle making flank speed to get his CAC back.
>>42315353Talk about splittin' her in two Harder.
>>42315353>no damage to the forward dive planesThat's impressive.
Related to shipsluts, i just finished reading this.Holy fuck, I knew the USS Franklin had it bad, but it was way worse than I thought. I mean hell, the USS Santa Fe actually intentionally ran into, and was held against the Franklin, so they could transfer people and supplies, it was that bad.If you have a passing interest in carriers basically exploding, but continuing to float through shear will and stupidity, this is the book for you.Inferno: The Epic Life and Death Struggle of the USS Franklin in World War II
>>423154421. He was too drunk to care last time (I guess?)2. She trusts Ari and the tech boys that he has bribed with donuts to keep his OPSEC safe.
>>42315303Much better than I could.well done>>42315363still faster than most people can run
>>42315371>That Musashi cosplayer's gallery>That shoddy camera work>The terrible bokeh >No use of lighting or bounce>Grain everywhereThe only good thing about that shoot is the wig, the costume, and the make up. Everything else is triggering me.
>>42315442Giving our CAC wasn't a vote, it was just something that happened while we were drunk.Could we have theoretically prefaced all of our votes with "And don't give away anything fucking retarded? Sure. Did we? No, we didn't think it was necessary.In other words, not a bad representation of being drunk.
>>42315326this shit hurts me every time its posted
>>42315475On that subject read about the USS Birmingham's efforts to help the Princeton at Leyte Gulf. The cruiser actually took twice as many casualties due to the fire than the carrier that was actually exploding.
>>42315475As it was, I don’t think she was ever put back into service.
>>42315442it'll be fine, she'll use it responsibly
>>42315506No, no, I'm not talking about giving away our CAC so much as not all of the players realizing why it's such a pants-on-head retarded move that Settle could only have thought was a good idea because he was only sip away from becoming completely black-out drunk.
>>42315488That would imply I'm actually the artist.
>>42315528Wasn't that at least in part because she got hit by multiple pieces of exploding carrier?
>>42315536she was but by then the war was over and she was put on reserve
>>42315353Still more reliable than the fucking Mark 14
>>42314991>appropriate, because you *will* be drinking in there a lotWe should probably try to cut down on that, and try to mellow out overall. Just because Goto works for Goto doesn't mean we have to turn to his path of coping with shipgirls.Besides, acting responsible in a planefag quest was fucking hilarious and it makes me sad that Settle has become hysterical
>>42315353WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
>>42315555Yeah but thing is that she still took more casualties than the carrier that was actually exploding, which is kinda crazy.
>>42315412Isn't Goto basically Toshiro Mufune?
>>42315542Well I mean, people DID point out how fucking retarded it was last thread. And planefag pointed to them and said 'yeah, this'
>>42315607Yes, but since it was at the end of the thread, it doesn't seem like most of the players actually read it.
>>42315353GLORIOUS AMERICAN STEEL. HULL FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES! FILTHY NIPPON GO HOME!
>>42315603>Toshiro MifuneShit's scary, bruh.>>42315579>Implying he doesn't have moments of sanity
>>42315504Yeah.....I'll make up for it with some NSFW vids of Musashi later.
>>42315579He just needs some love.
>>42315631>FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMESConsidering the US actually had decent steel, it's probably more like GLORIOUS AMERICAN HULL BUILT FORD TOUGH
>>42315686>decentmore like best
>>42315686>The joke>your head
Coffee? Check.Near-crippled Carrier? Check.Hands and arms and other meaty bits? Still, oddly enough, check.
Faeries Sans Frontieres quest when?
>>42315442No what I don't get is why is Hate showing up a big deal? I don't get the third votes meaning.
>>42315686The joke flew over your head like MH370
More pictures of WWII era ships taking ludicrous amounts of damage and surviving.Here's the USS Savannah taking a Fritz-X Glide bomb, which pretty much blew out the bottom of the ship.
>>42315729He's telling the intel geek he's barking up the wrong tree
>>42315705GIT BACK TO TOWING>>42315715>Metal Gear Fairieskek
>>42315729I deduce it's because the little lover's spat of yesterday. But I can't tell most of the meaning behind the choices either.I love (and it horrifies me at the same time) that Settle doesn't give a shit about Arizona having his CAC.
You stew in silence for long heartbeats as Parker falls dead silent, his own mind racing for a way to deny what he just ham-handedly revealed. “I m-mean-”“He knows my pin,” you state simply, turning the factoid over on your tongue slowly, getting a feel for it. “YeahNO, like yeah, naw, naaaaaaw-”“And you *know* he knows my pin.”“W-w-well I-”“And...”Parker holds his breath, bracing for the whistle of falling Doom. “*I* know he knows my PIN,” you breathe. You know its true the instant the words leave your lips – on some deep, instinctive level, the animalistic watch-your-ass instinct bred into every Annapolis graduate, you *always* knew. Placing your elbows on the desk, you lean forward and press your voice into the receiver intently. “Listen to me, Parker.”“... I'm listening.”
>>42315705You'll get use to it soon enough. Having a meaty body does have some advantages Hamp.
>>42315785>Bows touchingHow lewd~>>42315772Must be the redundant bulkheads.
>>42315785I guess that's what "Simetrical docking" means.
>>42315303>>42315488hooooly crapim the guy who drew that (not-coloured), and this is my own attempt at colouring it (ive never colour+shaded something before send help)seeing other people colour my art makes my heart go doki doki
“Hate... is the PINmaster.” “...”“And Arizona, is the CACkeeper.”“...” “Parker?”“..... yessir?” “.... *ARE YOU A GOD?*”“..... thatsclassifiedneedtoknowcan'tdisclosewithoutauthorization,” comes a very, very small voice acting on instinct.
>>42315772Savannah also woke up with an extra 10 feet added onto her hips
>>42315785the words you were fucking looking for are"W-What are we gonna do in the drydock, onii-chan?"You're fucking welcome
“You boys have been good to me,” you admit. “But just make sure you don't give anyone a reason to examine your God ID badge when you enter the portal that's about to open, umkaaaaaay?”Somehow you hear Parker nod on the other end. “Goooooooood~” you finish, and hang up the phone. Handing Arizona your CAC card without so much as asking what she wanted with such clearance was fucking insane, by any measure... but it's Arizona. If there's anyone on earth who's loyalty cannot be questioned, it'd be her. But you didn't graduate Annapolis for nothing. You even worked in another devil dog joke in there. You're a genius. A fucking genius. Your talents are wasted here, you're a shoe-in for CNO. “Someone please fucking kill me,” you moan as you lean back in your chair. “Wish granted~” a familiar voice sing-songs from the window behind you. Too tired to even twitch, you just swing your swivel chair around to find Naka slipping in the window, her slender legs clearing the wall-mounted AC/heater unit with remarkable dexterity. She closes the window behind her, almost bumping the glass with her forehead as the motion of slamming it throws her off-balance, then twirls on one heel with surprising grace to end in a curtsy. “Good mor~ing~”Naka, you note, is drunk. Not “still” drunk – you doubt she ever stopped at any point. You're not sure she even slept, judging from the tone and tenor of angry music tinnily sounding from the earbuds tossed over her shoulder. “Reporting for duty~” she says, smiling at you warmly. You leeeean back in your chair as you regard this sordid specimen of shipsluttery dubiously. >Naka you're drunk go to sleep.>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.>Cancel her tasking for today and give her the day off, but forbid her from moping in her darkened room, and enforce it.
>>42315841Did you have problems with the eyes?I fucking did.
>>42315871>>Cancel her tasking for today and give her the day off, but forbid her from moping in her darkened room, and enforce it.
>>42315785It would be nice if a drawfag were lurking nearby
>>42315841The one who did it is named defenestrator. Please save your crush for the one who actually did it rather than I, who shamelessly ripped and posted it.
>>42315871>sordid specimen of shipslutteryalliteration yeah>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.
>>42315871>Cancel her tasking for today and give her the day off, but forbid her from moping in her darkened room, and enforce it.
>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.
>>42315871>Go home Naka, You're drunk.
>>42315816I can drink stuff. Also, I think I've figured out this whole whistling thing.That's pretty neat.
>>42315871>>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.
>>42315871>>Naka you're drunk go to sleep.
>>42315871>Cancel her tasking for today and give her the day off, but forbid her from moping in her darkened room, and enforce it.She just came back from her sortie with Harder right? I bet she drank herself silly when she found out Sendai's looking for her.
>>42315871>Is Harder back? If so, call him in and have him escort Naka somewhere to sleep off the booze.
>>42315353Oh, that reminds me- I finally got around to seeing what the average of Harder's crew was when they sank (24, jesus fucking christ) and learned that his cook was a black dude from Alabama.Wasn't there supposed to be welcoming picnic or movie night or something? We need to get his manlet ass in front of a barbecue>>42315871>Naka you're drunk rest up in here while I work so you don't do anything stupid like I did
>>42315845>“..... thatsclassifiedneedtoknowcan'tdisclosewithoutauthorization,” comes a very, very small voice acting on instinct.
>>42315871>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.>Begin covering ass for when the hammer inevitably comes down on us for something Hate did that exposes we gave away our CAC and PIN
>>42315872fucking yesi redrew it like five times then just gave upalso here's the alternate version
>>42315871>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.Time to take it like a man Settle.
>>42315862Ah, you here, good. I have some thing new from the incredable hand of Toorops! It appears that Iowa herself asked him to make this of her crowning moment of her wining you in the husbando wars in these threads. I think she was taking you to bed is what she wanted it to be shown,. >>42315871>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.
>>42315871>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.
>>42315871>>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.Keep her company, She's an Idol has an image to protect.
>>42315871I, er.So, Naka is entering the office Kongou Style, Ari is fooling around with our card and Yankeetoku doesn't give a fuck.This day can't get any better.>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.Do we have a matress in here?
>>42315862Except American girls have no need for stupid nip-slut sayings>>42315871>>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.
>>42315871>Let her stay here>Call in Harder to keep her company while we work
>>42315871Ask her for a drink then attempt to crush the flask. Fail miserably, give her a Look, and take a pull.
>>42315353.........Is it in yet?
>>42315966WHATHOW DO YOU FUCK UP IOWAS PROPORTIONS THAT BADLY
>>42315966Is Iowa stealing Hate?
>>42315871>filenameDOES ALCOHOL MAKE SHIP GIRLS SPARKLE LIKE VAMPIRES?THE HORROR>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.
>>42315871>>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.If she tries to escape we can just sic Arizona on her.
>>42315964>mfw>>42315966Iowa is swole as fuck.
>>42315871>et her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.
>>42316001What, are you jealous?
>>42315841>>42315488>>42315303>>42315871>>42315964>You spend so much time fooling around with other girls Settle. Somebody needs punishment.>Isn't that right, stupid, useless Admiral?>With your heart full of remorse, lick Arizona's foot. >My slave-Admiral~
>>42316004I didn't draw it, Toorops did. That and I think Iowa is much bigger girl that we think she is. >>42316007Yep, marking her territory now.>>42316020Indeed!
>>42316011>If she tries to escape we can just sic Arizona on her.Can't. Arizona isn't here. She's with the spooks and Hate, and has our ID card.
>>42315365That is the whole point.
>>42315964Nice to know that other people have problems with the eyes too.Nice pics either way.
>>42316059>mericamy body cant handle this freedom
>>42315208Pot met kettle.
>>42316063>That and I think Iowa is much bigger girl that we think she is. nope, he fucked up
>>42315871"Keep drinking until I'm cute.">But you're already cute, Ad~mir~al~"I know I am, now get to work."
>>42316063>I think Iowa is much big girl.For you
>>42316059>Quoting a 2013 film in 1950Iowa pls>>42316056Too late halley, now they'll send you all the booze to get their requests done.
>>42315412>goto trollface>settle squinty oh god this shit againPRETTY MUCH
The Yamato sisters are pure maidens who have never felt the touch of another ship's guns
>>42316210They have felt the touch of innumerable torpedoes below the waterline though
>>42316056>Not liking feetGet some taste.>>42316165>that Kasenmy sides
>>42316189The smug that radiates off the Japanese officer fucking kills me.
>>42316210>Pure>A good deal of their crews were barely out-of-recruit-training late teeners who still had hormonal bursts
>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.We've talked about heavy shit before, maybe she doesn't want to stew by herself like usual.
>>42316210But they've taken many torpedos before.
>>42316210Nah bro they were stuck with wood and seamen in them because Nippon has a had habit of burning.
>>42316250Fuck you, lesbian slut!
>>42316250TAO, load all harpoons and aim them at that ship over there.
>>42316250*yoinks*I can get some milage out of this.
>>42316056I am fully aware of why I have this boner
Who was the drawfag that drew this? I've been gone literally for weeks.I'm asking because I want to tell him to draw MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
>>42315871>Naka you're drunk go to sleep.
Wonder what write-ins we'll have tonight?
I'M BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDIs there another mission soon.
>>42316346nope he's gone forever
>>42316250Fuck you CLTs are useless when you actually need'em.Like this event.
>>42316074No, I mean... Iku uses her bottles. Like, right away. Naka's mouth is not the first orifice it's been in. It might not even be the second or third.
>>42316374What are you, a marine?!
>>42316346How the hell did I miss this pic the first time?
Ask if she came back from a night battle.
>>42316359I might get some more of the Portsmouth stuff done in time to post it up.
>>42316210Yamato, maybe, at least she fuckin acts like it. Musashi we ain't seen yet. I'll let ya fuckin know when we fuckin do.
>>42316416Has Shinano come back yet?
>>42315954So did Sammy, as far as I've read.Actually, looking into it, ALL the black dudes in the navy were only allowed to work as cooks/stewards back then. Learn something new every day.There definitely needs to be a cookout at some point.
>>42316346I wonder if she'll ever deepthroat Hamp's emergency flare?
>>42316416>I'll let ya fuckin know when we fuckin do.Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Hate?
“Go pull up that extra rolly-chair,” you instruct, “and come sit next to me, here.”Naka does as asked, pushing the chair fast and hopping into it, kneeling against the back as she rides it across the room. After landing against the desk, she goes through a few spins – very slow spins, but in her state it's apparently fantastic. You wait for her to slow to a halt and let her watch the rotation of the ceiling fan with fascination for a few minutes before you hand her your own notebook computer. “Here, use this for today.”“Oh~kay,” she sings. “What's up first?”“Got a ton of pictures from the battle and the aftermath,” you tell her. “Pick some out that look nice for the posters and PR people to use.”She nods sleepily – or wearily. “Yessir,” she says, her voice a bit subdued. “Good at that..”You cast a blank eye on your own paperwork, shuffling it around a bit and giving your e-mail account a few delusatory clicks, watching the laptop over her small shoulder. She's slumped over the desk, cheek in hand as she taps through the image gallery with the arrow key, dismissing picture after picture out of hand. She pauses long enough to save the image of Northampton towing Hornet, and a few clicks later, she sets aside an image of a sleepy-eyed Sammy B clinging to Kaga's side, the stalwart Japanese CV staring straight ahead with a suspiciously fixed expression on her face. She keeps clicking right past the images of Hayashimo burning in her own oil slick and everything 'nasty'.” >Let her do it her way, she knows the job.>Woah no, slow down, those are the good ones!
>>42316439She isn't even in the game yet.
>>42316440Well not quite, there was this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Mason_(DE-529)
>>42315579I see you've posted second best girl, Anon.
>>42316439Not that I'm aware of. >>42316453I don't fucking cuss around mom.
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
>>42316439Are you me?
>>42316459>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
>>42316459>she sets aside an image of a sleepy-eyed Sammy B clinging to Kaga's side, the stalwart Japanese CV staring straight ahead with a suspiciously fixed expression on her face.Heh. Kaga likes them young. >Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
Is Hayashimo dead yet?
>>42316459>Hamp towing Hornet
>>42316459>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.Naka knows PR.
>>42316459>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.As much as I want to laugh at IJN ships burning and dying, they aren't good for PR.
>>42316459>a sleepy-eyed Sammy B clinging to Kaga's side, the stalwart Japanese CV staring straight ahead with a suspiciously fixed expression on her faceD'awwwwww>>42316459>Save this conversation for when she isn't fucking plastered- She's gonna have to be going through these all again later anyway. Let he be for now.
>>42316459>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.RESPECT HER SKILLZ BRUH>>42316481>Asuka>Second bestIndeed. We all know who is best girl.
>>42316459>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.She's going for the kawaii ones. Atta girl.We can always do a second search later for the more manly impressions.
>>42316459>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.We can always go over them later,
>>42316459>>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
>>42316516I really hope someone took a picture of Bat Lead and Akagi.
>>42316459"What in the world is strong enough for a warship to get sloshed on?"
>>42316459>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.i doubt that the people need to see our girls getting wrecked.>>42316490Depends, are you about 5 foot, 11 inches tall. White with dark hair and studying engineering?
>>42316557Maybe she got something...Harder.
>>42314991>The door has a frosted-glass window with “Rr. Admiral Settle” shadowed onto it – appropriate, because you *will* be drinking in there a lot and you *will* have troublesome 40s Dames striding in at all hours to make your life a living hell.Do we have a fucking M1911, y/n?
>>42316459>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.We might, however, suggest making a second set of images for the purpose of convincing the Navy to summon more shipgirls.
>>42316459>Let her do it her way>Try to make sure there's at least a shot or two of American ships being badass in there, though. We're going to need stuff for our homefront too, especially since we're going to have to start summoning soon.
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.Hopefully she gets one of Batlead's F18 parked on Akagi's deck with all the other stuff. That one ought to be good for relations.
>>42316573>Torpedo JuiceIku is still out.
>>42316459>>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.A part of me, wants to stop her since she's drunk and we shouldn't encourage that.On the other. We can ask her reasoning later.
>>42316405WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?Still think I shouldn't have come last time?
>>42316592>trusting officers with guns
>>42316513>fudge yeahWorried mommy and daddy will go through your computer, Anon?And no, best girl is pic related.
>>42316592No.We need a 1911. Or a revolver of some kind.
Threadly reminder that the fleet is stacked.
>>42316613I dunno the second he hit the deck he was out and hitting on Akagi badly.Guys already made a fool of himself let him be.
>>42316553Way ahead of you.>>42316617Goddamnit.
>>42316590www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UEvid related>>42316542Scarlet sisters a cute>>42316617>>42316573Torpedo juice is hard to come by these days.
>>42316627Can someone explain this one?
I definitely think that the personal funeral pyre is a bit much, but let's also remember that Naka's probably got some 40's era notions of press 'dressing-up' that she's working with, especially if she's drunk. Show the cruisers dishing it out even as they take hits, show Sammy fucking staving in an Abyssals face, you can show what's raw without going excessive with it.Except, you know, drunk does not equal subtlety.Also I still maintain that Batlead's plane on Akagi's deck is gonna be one of those iconic historical images
>>42316627This is neither Russia or Strike Witches. There are no commissars or bitchy German officers that walk around in their panties.We are fine.
>>42316635>RJ's facemy fucking sides
>>42316627>trusting you with your toilet gloc. >>42316634Or a tommy gun.
>>42316647Officer's don't go into combat like the enlisted do, and don't have same sort of training drilled into them. Ergo, officers can't be trusted with guns, lest they become a danger to themselves and others.
>>42316639Why is Sendai looking for you such a big deal?
>>42316634>>42316682We need deagle brand fucking deagles.
>>42316459>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.Burning destroyers are not good for PR when they're one of ours.>>42315845>“Hate... is the PINmaster.”>“And Arizona, is the CACkeeper.”>“.... *ARE YOU A GOD?*”>“..... thatsclassifiedneedtoknowcan'tdisclosewithoutauthorization,”Damn it Parker, when someone asks if you're a god, you say "YES!"
>>42316672Witches are dangerous and rack up Trauma Points very quickly.Shipgirls are ridiculously dangerous and start off with a complimentary reserve of Trauma Points
>>42316708Gold or Camo?
>>42316647Simple. Officers are impulsive, foolish creatures who cannot be trusted with something as dangerous as a gun.That needs to be left to sober, responsible professionals in the military, which explains why soldiers aren't generally allowed to carry guns on-base, as that doesn't describe the enlisted either.
>>42316459>>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.Besides, she'll probably conk out within an hour or so.
>>42316648>I still maintain that Batlead's plane on Akagi's deck is gonna be one of those iconic historical imagesI think everybody in this thread can agree on that. That's one of those shots that defines a fucking era, man.
>>42316682Planefag status: fuckin rekt
>>42316056HAHATIME TO OIL UP
>>42316718Well shit. This must be why you're still drunk then...
>>42316647(Navy) Officers rarely receive any kind of weapons training. Those that do are usually in some kind of Force Protection or Weapons Department. Enlisted from all fields will receive weapons training (except for Seaman Smith), and take regular requals on said weapons.TEAL DEER Officers a shit, go enlisted to play with boomsticks.
>>42316675She's stationed here at this base too. I am wondering when planefag will get around to using her in the thread.
>>42316459>>42316511I was escorting herI was not sleepy
>>42316714Except if they're intel. Then what he said is completely standard.>>42316708>deagleKek, haven't heard that term since I dropped CSGO a long time ago.
>>42316714>Burning japanese destroyers are not good for PR
>>42316635why are they shameless
>>42316647Settle wouldn't know which fucking end was the dangerous one. That fucking simple.
>>42316708No, we need a revolver chambered in .600 NITRO EXPRESS!
>>42316695Because Sendai wants a night battle and isn't picky about who it's with?
>>42316735So Batlead x Akagi confirmed?"Daddy, how did you and mommy meet?""Well, I guess you can say that I landed right on her lap!"
>>42316776so we can break our fucking wrist
>>42316764They aren't when they're on your side.
>>42316776>600 and not 700....Dude if you wanna use a nitro go big or don't go at all...
>>42316798>>42316776>Not wanting Tyrannosaurus ammo>>42316791Badum-tss
>>42316771You guys think these are ridiculous lookingjust wait until I draw Atlanta
>>42316762Yes you where, Kaga handed you over to Tenryuu to carry you the rest of the way. It was so cute too.
>>42316762Uh-huh. Sure. Just like Kaga didn't care how adorable you looked.
>>42316779as in less picky than this Quest's Iku?
>>42316791Nah he crashed she morphined him then he made a fool out of himself infront of everyone then tried to cop a feel.I doubt she'd want to see him again.
>>42316823she is top heavy
>>42316823>Atlanta>AA cruiser made out of twin DP 5"/38sSome of those IJN pilot fairies are gonna get triggered
>>42316840it's a planefag quest, that stuff has a higher chance of working than in reality.
>>42316771Ushio a best.A best.
>>42316740>infant circumcision trainer
>>42316740>Infant Circumcision Trainer
>>42316823Tonnage and displacement, please. I wanna guess her three sizes.
>>42316459>You wanna talk about it?Ask her why she's been drinking longer than we've been asleep. If she's drunk off her ass she'll be more receptive to coheresion.>But Settle! We can't do it here on your desk! That's lewd!Shut up, why are you hammered? Can you not into guy like Harder can't into girl, Naka?
>>42316840On the other hand she's used to WW2-era carrier aviators, who were utterly batshit.
>>42316887>Class and type: Atlanta class light cruiser>Displacement: 6,000 tons>Length: 541 ft 0 in (164.90 m)>Beam: 52 ft 10 in (16.10 m)>Draft: 20 ft 6 in (6.25 m)>Speed: 33.6 kn (38.7 mph; 62.2 km/h)>Complement: 673 officers and enlisted>Armament: 16 × 5 in (127 mm)/38 cal >guns, 9 × 1.1 in (28 mm)/75 cal AA cannons, 8 × 21 in (533 mm) torpedo tubescan you guess how much of that weight was above the waterline?protip, literally all of it
>>42316868only good for rape
>>423168876,000 tons unloaded, 7,400 tons full battle-rattle.
>>42316906>the horror What, would you prefer they do the circumcisions without training?
>>42316885>Rescuing a cat from a fireD'awwwwwwwww
>>42316916>>42316459+1, this worked out pretty well with Harder now that he puts it like that
>>42316931>triple stacked primary armament turretsWHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK
>>42316740HOLY SHIT A YODELING PICKLE. AND I ALWAYS WANTED CANADIAN BREATH.
>>42316964Plus wing turrets. It's an Atlanta, it's literally made of dual-purpose five inchers
>>42316964The US Navy really needed some ships to kill some airplanes. They were worth their weight in gold and then some at Guadalcanal and onwards.
>>42316964That's what the Japanese bomber pilots said!
>>42316964US WWII Cruiser design: fuck torpedoes, guns all the way.
>>42317017Torpedoes are for Destroyers and PT Boats. Cruisers are for escorting and ship-fucking, and they were extremely good at both.
>>42316934>>42316931Imagine the effects of recoil when she ripple fires Boing~Boing~
>>42317017Mfw Atlanta still had torpedoes.
"You're listening to ENSA radio, Entertainments National Service Association. Broadcasting live to civilian, military, and returned vessels alike."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO9nzpZIoFk
>>42317058Animated by Gainax.
>>42316740>Images You Should Not Masterbate ToBut you just know someone will anyway.
>>42317058And she tries not to topple over due to being so top-heavy.
>>42317068>Serviceman's SwingOh hell yes.
>>42317049And destroyer escorts.>They wanted to replace Sammy's torpedo rack with another 5" gun.>Her captain proceeded to say that somebody's going to forget what they are and send them after a big boy's target, and he wants to keep what big boy firepower they haveAnd then, well, y'all know Leyte
>>42317062Lot a good that did her at Guadalcanal. I don't even think she even got a chance to use them before she got torpedoed then shot up by the USS San Francisco.
>>42317058the Atlanta when they fired all their guns it was like the ship was on fire
>>42316740>Look and Feel CanadianDear god, isn't that considered a warcrime?
>>42316829>>42316830Well WhateverThose pictures better not go anywhere
I don't think you guys actually understand just how top heavy the Atlantas werethey hogged so much during turns because of the tumblehome that the crews actually thought they would capsize and the gun directors couldn't depress the guns enough to hit surface targets during the turn
>>42317142Only if by "Canadian" you mean "Quebeçois".
>>42317163So free upskirt?
>>42317136>it was like the ship was on fireHow lewd.
>>42317192every slight course adjustment causes an upskirt, and massive amounts of weight shifting above the waterlinea few very large weights in particular
>>42317183But Quebecois aren't even people
>>42317204What is going on there?
>>42317068>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO9nzpZIoFkFunny fucking part is that Sammy B was just asking me where the fuck some decent music was. She's not a killswitch fan.
>>42317120We went down throwing everything we had at themI wish Johnson and Hoel would come back already What's taking them so long
>>42317183"The only thing worse than a Canadian... is a FRENCH Canadian."
>>42317136That was the North Carolina.
>>42317192Pretty much all shipsluts have skirts, I guess they are kind of analogous to a bow wave where the water forms a fan shape around a moving boat. That would also mean that the lower a ship sits in the water the shorter her skirt would be and the sharper a turn a shipslut makes the more hip she displays. The more topheavy a ship the more pronounced the effect.
>>42317251They're busy at Midway. Don't ask about the resident Naka.
Time to meet new ship girls yet?
>>42317220Hence why making a person into one is a war crime.
>>42317224He was trolled into thinking that the person he has the hots for likes him so he would fight harder and win the fight.
>>42317244>She's not a killswitch fan.Try devildriver.
>>42317255There was a WWI era report of a battleship firing a full broadside and "looking as if it had exploded"
Cringeworthy rp seems to be on the upswing tonight
>>42317244Introduce her to bebop, Hate. Or, for some flavor, 60's rock--none of the really big shit, though. The Raspberries, Procol Harun, the smaller big acts and the one-hit wonders.
>>42317255nope the USS San Diego once fired all her guns during an air raid and it looked like the ship was on fire. yeah your right tho showboat did that to
>>42317352>>42317244I heard swingwww.youtube.com/watch?v=ffT5jnF16Lk
I would have voted for showing the press the sacrifice and pains our girls have undergone in the field, too bad because it seems those will remain unknown to the public.If possible I would like to show the people what the price their protectors are paying. Both human and fleet person.
You leave Naka to the job – you'd personally like to see the nasty images published more; the shipgirls wounded and bleeding oil – and coming home anyways. Watching Naka filter out the two or three “clean” shots from a photographic litany of death, pain and twisted-metal carnage, you start to see why she loathes the cutesy act so much. But you're no PR officer, nor Psy Ops, and moreover you've got your damn orders.Don't rock the boat. You push your pile of paperwork away with some disgust and decide to break up the monotony with checking your long-neglected e-mail. The first message is a rather tart missive from a supply officer – in fact, the head honcho responsible for keeping every ship in 7th fleet in supply, in port or underway. The brief e-mail references “repeated bulk orders” for “novelty wear items typical to party stores” and warns that an order for a disco ball will result in formal complaints “the status of the NBE hull program nonwithstanding.” You cut your eyes at Naka, who's paused in her search. She's looking at an image of Fubuki, blown to hell and being carried between her mates just to keep her afloat. You see the momentary sparkle of a tear before she blinks, sniffs, and continues to search.Mmmhmm. The keyboard rattles as your keystrokes pound the cheap plastic.
>>42317348>Cringeworthy rpWhat board do you think you are on?
>>42317286Courtesy of Akizuki.
>>42317430NopeThat way lies hippies.
>>42317439One dedicated to rp among other things, such that we can call a spade a fucking spade?
>>42317348>Cringeworthy rp>on a board dedicated to role playing gameswhat the hell did you expect?
>>42317430Although I suppose our forces can be covered in some definitions of human.
“Re: bulk orders:Formal analysis of Japanese NBE hull (“kanmusu”) operations have highlighted severe logistical difficulties resulting from antiquated technological bases that exacerbate already difficult-to-quantify repair procedures necessiated by the NBE's unique nature. I will be submitting my first operational review in a few days confirming that these operational issues are present in the current deployments of USN NBE assets as well. NBEs of a more modern origin, sharing propulsion and weapons systems with more commonality to systems employed in the modern fleet would greatly reduce these complications. Current public-domain theoretical literature on NBE origins and structured induced materialization (i.e. “summoning”) support supposition that likelihood of success is highly influenced by age (with a strong positive correlation observed.) These overlapping concerns narrow down candidates for possible SIM operations to a select time period. I should not have to remind you how sensitive the matter of even theoretical SIM operations are, to say nothing of contingency planning made in the aftermath of the LA incident. With the pending re-activation of CGN-9, CG-26 and CL-91 I have no doubt your Stateside contemporaries are fielding odd orders of their own. They will receive no more elaborate justification than you have. In light of above please find attached to this e-mail documentation requisite for a bulk order of hula-hoops and Troll dolls (the latter may require a custom-order; but I understand many Chinese factories should be eager for the buisness and easy shipping over the Sea of Japan, economic impacts of current hostilities considered.) Further complaints will be forwarded directly to Admiral Thomas, CO 7th fleet and the CNO to ensure prompt addressable of your concerns.”
You tack on the obligatory signature and fire the e-mail off. Suck on that, pencil-pushers. The brief feeling of satisfaction dies a sudden, mewling death as you gauge the stack of paperwork still on your desk. It's gonna be a long day. >What next?>Over the course of this quest approximately ten trillion questions have cropped up that have never been answered by me after the thread, or directly in the quest – everything from how X or Y is working out or being handled to more minute personal details of the characters. This is your chance to have things wrapped up directly in-thread, in story!
>>42317432>The first message is a rather tart missive from a supply officer – in fact, the head honcho responsible for keeping every ship in 7th fleet in supply, in port or underway. The brief e-mail references “repeated bulk orders” for “novelty wear items typical to party stores” and warns that an order for a disco ball will result in formal complaints “the status of the NBE hull program nonwithstanding.”I'm laughing my ass off even though I should have seen this coming.
>>42317496>buying disco balls to summon ships from the 70s and 80s
>>42317513Let's personally check up on the injured from the last operation. That Hayashimo... right?
>>42317513Let's do a perspective switchRun the quest from the POV of a shipgirl.
>>42317513Hows Hamp settling?
>>42317513>HOW>THE FUCK>DO THESE GIRLS RESUPPLYIt's even on his mind right now!>PLANES, PROVISIONS, OIL, AMMUNITION, ETCGIMME THEM JUICY DELICIOUS DETAILS FAP ANGEL>>42317535
>>42317513>Check more e-mailQuick guys, what were our questions from previous threads?
>>42317546>Run the quest from the POV of a shipgirl.If you pick Kongou the world's going to be a fucking blur, just a fair warning
>>42317513Is there any rhyme or reason to the timing and/or locations of non-summoned shipsluts, or does if appear completely random?
>>42317496>With the pending re-activation of CGN-9, CG-26 and CL-91 I have no doubt your Stateside contemporaries are fielding odd orders of their own. They will receive no more elaborate justification than you have.So what, is the Navy trying to summon modern warships or something?
>>42317513WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ON THE EAST COAST
>>42317513>How the fuck do ship girls resupply?>Do they drink fuel and hug ammo until it shrinks or what?
>>42317513Is there any scientist/psychologists interested in the boymasus? Like WHY AREN'T YOU A GIRL?
>>42317565Bitch came back crossed with a fucking hummingbird, swear to fucking god.
>>42317546The only choice is Hornet.
>>42317544This. We can't afford another Naka. Plus I think we haven't even met most of the ships in the operation. The fleet arrived already, right?
>>42317513What's Settle's first name?I think you've told us twice, and ti was different both times>>42317574I think we're just pulling them out of mothballs.
>>42317513Any news/updates on Higgins or Iowa?
Hmm let's see if this works; NSFW vid of the Yamato sisters dancing.http://trollvids.com/video/28340/%E3%80%90MMD%E3%80%91%E5%A4%A7%E5%92%8C%E5%9E%8B%E3%81%A7%E5%A5%BD%E3%81%8D%EF%BC%81%E9%9B%AA%EF%BC%81%E6%9C%AC%E6%B0%97%E3%83%9E%E3%82%B8%E3%83%83%E3%82%AF%E3%80%90R-18%E3%80%91
>>42317513Do dead Abyssals stay dead? Essentially, can we eventually kill our way through all of them, or are more being produced to make up for losses?The answer is kind of important to the question of how to win the Abyssal War, or whether winning is even possible.
>>42317574The US Navy has no interest in summoning those scary abominations and given their numerical and qualitative superiority have no need of it whatsoever. It's so silly to talk about!Also if you keep talking about it you won't get passes off base for the next six lifetimes and rabid ferrets "might" find their way into your rack so shut the fuck up oh my god
>>42317591Ryan, if I remember well.
>>42317587>“Thank you. *Thank you,* Admiral. I've been waiting all night to say thank you.” She turns and ever-so-gently lowers you into a chair as the room seems to wobble and spin a bit. “We can talk about it after the operation.”Reminder that Hornet has something to tell us when the fleet gets back (christ that was a hell of a death flag) because planefag is super-forgetful about fucking talking to her
>>42317591All three were either scrapped or sunk as targets
>How do shipgirls resupply & possible perspective switch
>>42317513"Naka, why are you drunk, what in the world GETS a shipgirl sloshed, and is it safe for humans?"Has there been any news or reports from the JAXA facility we turned into a parking lot? Dead Abyssal?
>>42317496>With the pending re-activation of CGN-9, CG-26 and CL-91 I have no doubt your Stateside contemporaries are fielding odd orders of their own. They will receive no more elaborate justification than you have.I would have imagined that USS America would have been a more suitable ship to try and summon. But I digress.
>>42317601No. I'd have fucking told you if there was. Don't trust the bearded fucker.
>>42317513>how do shipsluts resupply >how are the fucking summoned>what the fuck is going on in the rest of the world>AUSSIES WHEN FAGGOT>are we secretly playing XCOM: TERROR FROM THE DEEP
>>42317513>>42317544This check on the inured.Though I'm kind of curious on a Arizona POV, I wonder what she was looking for, and how her mind works.
>>42317624Ryan Russel, if combining the two times he's introduced himself.>>42317585>Hummingbird>Not corgi
>>42317513Update on Higgins/Iowa?
>>42317654More like XCOM: THE STACKED WAR
>>42317513>Where did Shoukaku vanish to? Just an answer would be niceBut for serious stuff>How is everyone doing after the mission? We only had a heads up for Fubuki, not so mcuh kaga, Hornet, Akagi (and Batlead)>Are we going to see the Sendai issue in the main thread or a Naka side story?>Does Hachi have any of her original personality left or did she get turned into Iku Lite?
>>42317513Can we remodel our ships?Also Arizona POV wouldn't be bad, in fact we don't know what goes on in her head. LETS FIND OUT!
>>42317513What is the scuttlebutt surrounding the Yakuza presence?
>>42317591Retconned to Ryan because I'm lazy, whatever I said it was the second time>supply issuesin!>>42317567in!>>42317601in!>>42317645>implying summoning:)>damage reports on literally everyonealso in. WRITING~
>>42317513DO THE CANADAINS HAVE SHIPGEESE YETFUCK PLANESFUCK TANKSFUCK BOATSANYONE OR ELDRITCH THING THAT FORCES A CANADIAN TO FIGHT ANYWHERE BUT ON FOOT DESERVES TO BE SPAWMED WITH THESE SHITShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWFkAZdSyfU
>USS Long Beach, the world's first nuclear-powered ship and a guided missile cruiser>USS Belknap, another guided missile cruiser>USS Oklahoma, a Cleveland that was converted to a guided missile cruiserWh-WHAT
>>42317703Awwww, that was too quick I guess.>>42317706Emu-Goose alliance when
>>42317496What are the identities of the abyssal carriers we engaged last battle?When the abyssals first surfaced, where did they inflict the most casualties?
>>42317714WAR IS A DISH BEST SERVED... COLD
>>42317714CL-91 was the Oklahoma City. Oklahoma was a battleship.
Hey planefag I got a question for you: when you were choosing American ships for this quest what made you choose Arizona, Hornet, W. D Porter, Samuel Roberts, etc in the first place?
>>42317654>That's Classified.>That's Classified.> Terror, panic, ISIS being a shitter; the usual.>That's Classified STRAYA CUNTS>That's REALLY Classified. Yes.>Captcha: Pick the doughnutsHow apt.
>>42317714The Navy appears to be in desperate need of seaworthy CGs and DDGs. We're *running out of ships*.
>>42317287Fuckin MidwayWhy are we in Nipland
>>42317703I don't care if I'm too late WHAT THE FUCK HAVE WE BEEN DOING WITH ALL OF THE ABYSSAL WRECKAGE WE'VE RECOVERED
>>42317068"It's good to have you tune in on this anniversary of The Return. Tonight, we've got another full line up of programs and requests just for you.But before we begin, let's have one more swing. This one is just for 'The Little Guys' of Yokosuka Port, Japan. Last time we ran out of time just as we got to your postcard. Don't think we've forgotten you, though."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S1I_ien6A&index=1
>>42317601Have a thing.
>>42317585Hummingbirds are fascinating. When nesting season rolls around they troll the fuck out of spiders by stealing all of their webs and weaving them into tiny cup shaped nests....not sure how that would translate to hummingbird Kongou but it can only mean lewd things.
>>42317763Because someone must fuck niponese carriers and chew bubble gumAnd Settle is all out of gum
>>42317756And all three of them don't exist anymore. Two of them were sunk as targets in the 90s and one is a mostly-scrapped piece of junk.
Has footage from our first battle managed to cross the ocean, and if so, how did the public react?How many shipgirl sinkings have there been so far?Has anyone attempted to modernise a shipgirl?
>>42317767Selling it for dosh because FUCK THE AIR GAME.
>>42317744You're right on the name, though my statement stands with the ship I meant to refer to
>>42317738Seconding this: >>42317746I'm curious too.
>>42317767>implying we recovered any wreckagesAlien alloys never, fellow private.
>>42317703all three of those ships were either destroyed in a weapons test or scrapped
>>42317714>USS Belknap, another guided missile cruiser>USS Belknap guided missile cruiser>USS Belka guided missile cruiser>Belka Missile CruiserLong Live Belka
>>42317513Pix of shipsloot Higgins when?
>>42317813Los Angeles happened just inside the breakwater.Abyssal planes crashed on land during the attack on the naval baseWe SAW a radial engine ripping out of one, for christ's sake!
>>42317839SIEG BELKABELKAN SHIPGIRLS SOON
>>42317839>>42317874>Wanting a nation whose everything got taken out by a fucking F-15
>>42317777What does the morse on the bottom say?
>>42317714Belknap and Oklahoma City carried Talos SAMsLong Beach had Harpoons and Tomahawks, assuming her most modern configuration. Talos and Terrier SAMs if original layout.
>>42317855Well, we've got a picture of her sister and,
>>42317874Belka fucking shit.Invincible Fleet Girls when?
>>42317905Stay safe Marine
>>42317898Is of no consequenceBelka will of risings again and again, no matter how many times is of being defeated!
>>42317348>WoThe cutest>>42317513What's public perception of ship girls like in various places around the world and specifically the US?Also, now that magic is confirmed to be a legit thing (because what the fuck else do you call it?), what are people trying to do about it?Do we have quirky wizards from Chicago or trollish gap hags poking around?
>>42317777>this entire thingoh my god i love you
>>42317927Hold on. Tanager's comin'!
Oh Abyssal Quest guy here.Need suggestions for abyssal ships.
>Planefag dropping guided missile shipgirls onto us like a smokebomb while he's writing a presumable wall-of-textWell maneuvered
>>42317898>not believing in the spirit of fucktarded superweapons >>42317905Nugget why are you hereThis is a real war
>>42317993>>42317927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD34b9lnkq0>>42318009I bet he's on combat training!
>>42317777REMOVE POI FROM THE PREMISES
>>42317767Because Crab aint got shit on Dr. Shen and we don't even have a Dr. Vahlen plug.>Hate will never sortie covered in abyssal bits with his fucking weird as shit handheld yamato cannon like some kind of unholy MEC marine
>>42317947>Also, now that magic is confirmed to be a legit thing (because what the fuck else do you call it?), what are people trying to do about it?Depends. Fucking, fundies are raising fucking hell about it in different ways varying from 'the girls are angels of god' or some fucking shit to 'girls are agents of satan' and everyfuckingthing in between. you've got the fat hamplanets and landwhale types bitching about 'shipgurl privilige' or some fucking stupid shit, then the retards that already thought like, wiccan or whatever the fuck was a thing trying to turn themselves into ships cos why the fuck not i fucking guess. Realistically there isn't a fucking thing we understand about it and last I heard from my boy working in some physics lab somewhere they've just about fucking thrown out relativity here cos apparently this fucks everything we knew all the fuck up. I heard Hawking had a meltdown and Neil Tyson had to be fucking sedated.
GUYSWHICH SHIPGIRL DOES SETTLE LIKE THE MOST? This is important for deciding whom the flagship/first wife is going to be.
>>42317777>Calling for the various warcrimes ships to be tried for, well, warcrimes>Japan covering its ears and lalala didn't happenPff, that's actually a good point.Though considering that the ships of the victims of said warcrimes could very well come abck and settle the score by themselves...
>>42317496CGN-9Well, that is fucking desperate
>>42318050No no no no, you've got it all backwards.The question here is, Which shipgirl likes Settle the most?
>>42318035That scrap is probably the best material we got for upgrading the Hulls.
>>42318053Who's to say that haven't already?
>>42318035We don't even need to go full xcom with it to learn shit. For example, just that engine alone.>What make is it?>Is it made of the metals it's supposed to be?>Does it have machining marks like it should?>Did it have fuel and oil in it? Was it actually fuel and oil?>How old is the metal? Both in terms of dating techniques and mettalurgy?>>42317995Kursk
>>42318042>turn themselves into shipsTo be fair, I would too.
>>42318087Arizona, Shoukaku and Higgins (if she comes back as a ship-grill)
>>42318050Who the fuck cares about the women?Goto x Settle?Or. Settle x Hate?Also sukusuku hakutaku pt boats when?!
Hmm Wonder If Arizona's elder sibling is going to make an appearance?
>>42318081Considering the thing hasn't even had a superstructure since before the aughties, yeah.(Gotta pull that reactor out somehow; they dispose of old SSNs the same way. Cut out the reactor compartment, seal that up and ship it out; while you weld the two halves of the sub back together. Real body-horror if the decommed subs ever come back as sloots.)
>>42317995The Chinese Navy, a certain dog that attacked after flying a flag of surrender, Enterprise, USS Sea Lion, Johnston, St. Lo.
Instead of wasting billions on expensive rocket fuel, why don't they use gun launched self-propelled pgms?Those sixteen inch scramjet rounds can get anywhere from 200 to 400 nms in range, and you can carry a lot more of them. A single Iowa class could put out more precision fires in a day than 25 tomahawk armed DDGs. And more strategically, you can resupply shells at sea.I'm sure there are a bunch of spare gun tubes lying around, in a pinch you could always just make a bunch of el cheapo monitors and slap them on for floating gun batteries.Flimsy missile boats are not cost effective in this kind of war. If navy is building new ships, they need to be well armoured to survive multiple shitslut engagements, and have weapons that don't break the bank to shoot in multiple shipslut engagements.
>>42317654That is one good looking pile of dead lobstermen
>>42317993>Invincible Fleet plays softly in the distance
>>42318112>Wanting to be a shipdudeA /tg/-class Battlewagon doesn't sound like a good idea anon.
>>42315845>Are you a godWhat?
>>42318142>Real body-horror if the decommed subs ever come back as sloots.MAKE US WHOLE ISAAC, MAKE US WHOLE AGAIN
>>42318117The first two are teh real main candiates mainly due to their own persistance. Too soon to tell about Higgans becoming a shipgirl herself.>>42318125Nah she seems to be fixated on getting Harder .... harder.
>>42318112I fucking wouldn't. You cray as fuck.
>>42318184Honestly, she's interested in him the same reason people buy my CDs. The novelty factor. Now that Hamp is here--...oh. Oh god, shit, f--I need to warn him. I, uh. I gotta go.
>“So,” you say, and fall silent for a moment. “How'd you get away from Kongou?”>“One inch at a time,” he says, taking the bottle back and swigging down his turn. “She put me to bed, then climbed in after me. Shook loose soon as I could, came 'ere.” He wiggles his arm and winces – seems full circulation still hasn't returned.>Kongou asleep in Goto's bed>Goto was still drunk when he left us and went back to bedI'VE READ ENOUGH DOUJINS TO SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING
>>42318164Yeah, but naval guns.
>>42318199>>42318160>>42317993Daily reminder that AC7 fucking never>Crying a little inside.webm
>>42318184How many of the shipgirls that we know of has been sunk by Harder before?
>>42318087My money is on Naka when she stops trolling Harder as an escape valve.
>>42318199Which reminds me, who the fuck was it that hadn't played or seen AC5 a few threads back?You're fucking missing out on good, if cheesy, fighterfaggotry
>>42317669We should get to late night drinking whiskey with Hayashimo once she can walk again.
>>42318242>>42318247I know he sank one of the desdiv6 kids
>>42318242But isn't Assault Horizon AC7?
>>42318230Shut up, Kongou is pure.
>>42318249I don't know about the other guy in the previous thread/s, but I haven't played an AC game since... AC2, I think?
>>42318233Naval guns nothing, if it's a /tg/-class it'll either have a bunch of Titan-tier armaments or some wizard spellcasting guns.Also it has to rely on dice rolls.
>>42318249Why isn't there an Ace Combat HD collection yet anon? Everyone else and their dog has been getting one.
>>42318263I think Fubuki too.
>>42318277No. and go fuck yourself for saying that.
>>42318277>Assault Horizon>AC7OUT, FOUL BLASPHEMER
>>42318230>Goto was still drunk and we had him talking about what he thought about Kongou before he left
>>42318242Have this>>42318277>implying so fucking many implicationsLet's start with fuck no and go from there
>>42318277>But isn't Assault Horizon AC7?Fuck that
>>42318277AH was the first ever time I ever got bored while playing an Ace Combat game. That's not supposed to happen.
>>42318277Of course not! Who'd want that piece of junk to be part of the franchise anyway?
>>42318220on the bright side Hornet seems more his type.
>>42318281It throws magic/psi-powered D20 at the enemy while yelling magic missile.
>>42318282Because Bamco is run by Jews and an HD collection won't print money like dank souls will
>>42318278Yeah, pure slut.
>>42318278I can confirm this.
>>42318171Have you watched Ghostbusters? The movie, not the cartoon.
>>42318277Just get the fuck out you god-damned heretic.Assault Horizon killed Ace Combat.
>>42317993You know, I've never played the early Ace Combat games, and I was wondering for a while why a battleship-girl image was associated with a tiny little minesweeper that was sunk near Corregidor.Shit luck being the USS Tanager, unable to flee to US lines, fleeing Japanese to live another day almost up until the end of American resistance in the Philippines. Must've been tempting to try to make a break for it anyways, even knowing they probably wouldn't make it.
>>42318327And carriers are pretty good at warding off subs
>>42318287YouYou mah niggaHave this
>>42318355>Spiegel Gundam shipgirlHeh>>42318331Now I wonder how the other boards would be if they were ships...
>>42318365In ace combat 4, Tanager is the flagship of a massive enemy fleet that the main character sinks.
>>42318365>not playing AC04You know how we modernized the Iowas?Yep, Tantager is a fully modernized Iowa class
>>42318357>Assault Horizon killed Ace Combat.And Infinity's put the final nail in the coffin.
>>42318396/b/ comes back as an abyssal.
>>42318379>50. CAL killB-52 too STRONK
>>42318379>B-52 D 50 cal killed 2 migs
>>42318403We need to reset this twisted game. By releasing HD versions of ALL Ace combat games between 0-6.
>>42318398Was her anti-aircraft defense a dozen marines on the deck with MANPADS?And, probably an issue of my mom mostly forbidding game consoles as I was growing up; the only AC game I've played is 6.
>>42318403>InfinityI remember getting hyped for that. I mean a F2P Ace Combat with co-op and all the old missions and new ones? On the PS3?! Sign me up!Then I played it...
>>42317998Fuckin' /healthy/ right there.
>>42318451Don't worry. Ace combat 6 was my first ace combat game too.You should buy a PS2 and the three best games, ace combat 0, 4 and 5.
>>42318448>Implying they'd ever release uncut Electrosphere outside Glorious Nippon
>>42318451Well, at least you got to dance with the angels.
>>42318220This whistling thing is pretty fun...What's the shadow under me?
>yfw you first Ace Combat was zero>yfw the rest of the series was all downhill from there
>>42317769"Our first postcard and request comes from a Mr. Young, from Kent, England, Great Britain.NAVY SUCKS--*ahem*Oh.Well, that was rude. Who screens these postcards, anyways?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1W4rVtT4Ok
>>42318522www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyltoT7Diyk>>42318532Kek.Settle should listen to some old-timey tracks that the troops used to listen to.
>>42318520That's either Harder geting chased by Jap submarine ship-girls, or a Japanese submarine ship-girl.If it's the former, hope that they are focusing on Harder and not you.If it's the latter then let Hornet deal with them.
>>42318457At this point we should probabl just let the series rest. After 6, the only decent AC games to come out were the 3ds one and X.
>>42318532That picture. Is still my favorite moment in any quest ever. Followed by the meat fight. I love you planefag.
>>42318580I just hope that due to new VR developments, Nacamo makes a new Ace Combat game where YOU fly the jet with the VR gear.Think a cross between DCS and Ace combat before it went shitty.
>>42318277I liked AHL even though it was just a reboot of AC2. The final extra mission though...
>>42318489Well there is a dedicated and progressing fan translation in progress
>>42318648Who here just stuck with Edge as their wingman?
>>42318278>Kongou>PureNot a chance.
>>42318356Ahhh thanks anon!
>>42318831This is my new favorite kongou pic
>>42318860CV-6 is best boat
planefag, if were going to do inane bullshit, at least give us a lot of inane bullshit.
>>42318898Why is the water around the battleship shallower? Is it fresh water instead of salt water?
>>42318898Hey! I've been there. Neat boat, kind of a shame they had as much as they did closed off though.
>>42318906Looks like the water is cleaner to me.
>>42318906Judging by the algae surrounding the hull, I'd say it fresh water. Salt water would corrode the hull and make the requirement for more maintenance a lot higher.
>>42318898This got us over the image limit.Great looking ship though.
>>42318906Its dirtier. The water around the BB isn't influenced by a current. Beyond the wall, all that water is moving, carrying silt downstream.
>>42318924I felt the same way about the Nautilus when I visited her a couple years back. There, though, it was because she was a nuclear sub, and didn't want to risk radiation exposure to tourists scampering around the rear portions of the boat.With the battleship, though, I'm guessing it has to do with the deteriorating interior and asbestos exposure.
>>42318955>>42318944Ahhh thanks good anons. One of these days I will visit USS Iowa
>>42318924Was the whole thing still intact?
>>42318898>planefag, if were going to do inane bullshit, at least give us a lot of inane bullshit.WISHGRANTED
>>42318985Better make a new thread first though.
>>42318985what kind of bullshit are we talkin about here? is it on the level?
>>42318985WOOINANE BULLSHITFUCK YEAH!
>>42318980She's definitely fun to visit, dem guns. Dem harpoon launchers.
>>42318532"The ENSA would like to remind you that under current NATO practice, falsely impersonating or posing as a returned vessel for the purpose of obtaining privileges and benefits befitting only returned vessels is a military offence.This week has seen a record decrease to a mere thirteen charges of impersonating a returned vessel. We wish to extend our gratitude to the hard working Military Police, chief in enforcing this newest standard."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUOPvtVZwo8
>>42319005>Northampton – er, “Hamp” still has Arizona in towLet's assume you mean Hornet
>>42319005>Northampton – er, “Hamp” still has Arizona in tow,uuuuum deme?
>>42319005>Northampton – er, “Hamp” still has Arizona in tow,Don't ya mean Hornet?
>>42319005>“Hamp” still has Arizona in tow>Arizona in tow>Arizona
>>42319005>“Hamp” still has Arizona in towWe're still drunk aren't we?
>>42319039>>42319048>>42319051>>42319056oh for fucks sake guys
>>42318983Yes. The lower portions are deteriorating, though. And asbestos. Not as bad as Olympia or Texas, though.
>>42319029>which prompted a mad scramble to de-ass the area (except for Crab, who the report dryly notes 'expressed amusement at the situation'.)Heh
>>42319005>Hamp has Arizona in tow[despairing carrier sounds in the distance]
>>42319064Your punishment is to commit shoucucku.
>>42319064page 10 btw.
So apparently that nuclear sub to be completed in 2019, the Virgina, will be able to tell what planes are passing by overhead if they fly low enough, based on the effect they have on the water while under water.
You know, something's been shifting around my brain for a while. Has a named character ever died in a planefag quest? Like, ever? Even once?
Archive in progress, please wait warmly!
>>42319119Young got pretty fuckin' close a few times. Otherwise no.
PF deleted his posts for some reason.
>>42319119Yomu died in a dream in AWiY
>>42319116I think we've been able to detect russian bears like that before, though not to that degree of precision or discernment
>>42319116Er the colorado not virginia
>>42319119Laughing strike witches.jpg
>>42319116Pretty sure we've already got a bunch of Virginias in service.
>>42319146you all hurt my feelings now i'mma quit foreverFOREVERtriggered.png
>>42319119There might have been causalities in Wizanon's magna dragon stunt at the SDM in AWiY
>>42319169Page ten, Planefag.
>>42319119No, but based on Planefag's previous responses we avoided ship girl deaths in both battles here.>tfw Naka could have died during the first oneI'm glad Planefag doesn't think railroading character death is a good idea. If someone dies here I assume it will be because we made a poor choice.
>>42318397If Tanager became a shipgirl she'd have Arizona issues, unlike the other ships in the mission who just start to slowly sink, Tanager splits in two and goes to the bottom in 15 seconds.
>>42319164Corrected myself just a moment after.We are not a chat log after all, these miscommunications from mistakes happen.
>>42319169Make a nuthread aeroqueer so we can post more pictures>captcha is donutsAri pls.
>>42319119Minna's Anal Virginity.
>>42319169Your job isn't over yet. You have yet to cast resurrection on A Wizard is You.
>>42319191Her Admiral wasn't pasted to her bridge walls though.
>>42319169So where do we find your patreon to give you money now that you've been harassed online by gamergate?
>>42319204Young's anal Virginity.
>>42319119Lot of supporting and unnamed characters, though no 'main characters' come to mind.As far as KCQ goes all I can think of is Higgin's weapons officer Katie and her XO [you can't remember his name], but that probably isn't what you meant.
>>42319204>>42319224Possibly at the same time!
>>42319213Not pasted. Incinerated.
>>42319244Fused is the correct word.
>>42319244Just like most of Shokaku's crew.See, they do have something to bond over after all!
>>42319191>Tantager would be forever unable to handle the sound of modern jets
Of interest - The biggest ship Canadians had was a light cruiser in WW II. A light cruiser that voted to say no to participating on invading Japan so went home early before Little Boy and Fat Man.Canadian carriers were a cold war thing. And we all know what happened to "I will show you something the nations would not believe, even if they are told"
Don't worry, Planefag is not some Professor Chaos-tier hack who abandons quests to chase butterflies or sob melodramtically about the darkness in his soul. He'll only drop them after you've fallen in love with the story, specifically to fuck with you.
>>42319297If I love planefag, will he eventually drop himself?
>>42319335i give it three more threads
>>42319116>to be completed in 2019Aka we have had them for years.
Those new girls were (re)commissioned in 1960, 1961, and 1963, just for the record
NEW THREAD NAOstay alert woop>>42319337like a fucking steer
>>42319189>I'm glad Planefag doesn't think railroading character death is a good idea. If someone dies here I assume it will be because we made a poor choice.Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. It's just kinda odd that in 3 years of RPing soldiers no one we've known has ever died. Kinda takes the bite out things, don't it?But then again, we can't exactly follow up our best friend's funeral with a panty raid. AWiY, SWQ, KCQ, none of them are particularly suited to that sort of grimdark (or even realistic drama). >>42319297Planefag abandons quests when they stop being fun for him, a decision I respect.
>>42318831Oh she's still pure, not from a lack of trying though.
>>42319381Pretty much, yeah. Unfortunately, they stop being fun for him... right when we're really into them.Just because I respect his decision doesn't mean I don't wish he didn't make it.Oh, by the way, We have arrived.
>>42319381From what I've heard SWQ is going to have the ending written up whenever he finds time, and he wants to go back and finish AWiY.
Have we encountered Ashigara yet? Maybe we should acquire a Christmas Cake as a back up.
>>42319381It's a joke, bro. He's one of the most consistent QMs out there, in that he's made several very long high-quality stories where things actually happen before cutting off abruptly. That's a huge accomplishment in questing.
>>42319460YES YES YES
>>42319460>and he wants to go back and finish AWiY.He'd better. It's Planefag's fault that I'm now interested in Touhou.
>>42319460I've already grieved the lack of ending for AWiY, i don't want to get hyped again. I do have to say that it was my entryway into Dresden Files and even into that other wizard fic (levethix's one) also unfinished...
>>42319495Same fucking thing, I own like $1,500 of PVC figures now and a stupid amount of fan music albums.DAMN YOU PLANEFAG
>>42319460>whenever he finds timeRead: whenever he finally figures out a way to write himself out of that hole he put himself into.
>>42319460He stated it... last week?Yes, last week. He said one would be finished in a series of posts without voter interaction and the other would be finished traditionally.I cannot recall which gets what.
>>42319474Still worse than decu.
>>42319543SWQ was the one without interaction since he said there were to many plot threads that needed tied up.
>>42319545Don't fucking lie. As much as I love Decu every single thread he writes is delayed at least 3 times each, and we get like maybe 3-4 story posts per thread.
>>42319539Have you watched the Fantasy Kaleidoscope anime? It's rather excellent for a fan production..
>>42319460Damn, and I was hoping for a certain sequal
>>42319593That's because he lives out in the middle of BFE Southeast Asia.
>>42319495PLAY THE GAMES FAGGOT.Seriously though they're a ton of fun to play.
>>42319116Why would a plane be underwater? That doesn't make any sense.
>>42319597Eh, some of of fanon creeping into it bugged me. But its still alright.Yuuka a best
Where in the hell is our new thread?
>>42319593>every single thread he writes is delayed at least 3 times each, and we get like maybe 3-4 story posts per thread.Gee that sounds familiar.
>>42319398New thread btw
>>42319543So I thought, but my memory was hazy. In doubt, I did not affirm anything.>>42319623Not for the overly twitchy, though. Ironically, a steady hand is far more useful than quick reflexes.
>>42319626What fanon exactly?>>42319623They're not my type of game, and I already have way too many games on my backlog.
YES NEW THREAD >>42319398