>This is a quest taking place in an alternate version of the Naruto world during the same time period as the story, with a few notable differences. You will be playing as Kon Karagowa, a Leaf Genin. Your character is defined by your choices, so write-ins are always encouraged. And remember to have fun!>Quest Info:http://pastebin.com/8EjhSgSv
>>42255898I have a question how you determined the starting stats. Where the rolls divided in half or what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA93rTlJgrc&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=23As you and your team walk into the room, you're greeted by the sight of the other contestants."Man." Kiba notes. "That's a whole lot of guys."Some of the more familiar faces begin to approach. It's teams 6, 8, and 10."Well it looks like we're all here." Shikamaru states. "All 12 rookies. We're just gonna have giant targets on our backs this whole competition. What a pain."Sakura immediately ditches her teammates and rushes over to fawn over Sasuke."Oh Sasuke, it's been so long!" she grabs his arm and starts hugging it.Sasuke looks disturbed and pushes her away. "Can you not do that?"Sakura looks devastated, but then sees Ino. "You! You better stay away from Sasuke, you pig!"Ino shoots Sakura a condescending look. "How juvenile, Sakura. You don't have a chance with a guy, so you go straight to take it out on me. Well I hate to tell you this, but Sasuke's not the hottest guy around anymore. And let's say I've got the market cornered on that one, so you can just keep your delusions."While those two argue, Kiba and Sasuke make conversation with Choji and Shikamaru. You see Sai nearby, consoling a depressed Lee. You also see Tenten nearby talking with her team. She gives you a wave as you glance in her direction.>A.Talk to someone (specify)>B.Do nothing>C.Other
>>42255898Let's rock, fuckers.Also, I came up with a way to beat Sasuke. It involves wire, flashbangs, smoke bombs, and a whole lotta luck.
>>42255931>A.Talk to someone (Ten ten
>>42255931>>A.Talk to someone (specify)Wave to Tenten but talk to Kiba and Sasuke
>>42255931>A. Talk to TentenChat about some of the other teams here. Maybe do some boasting about your B-rank mission.
>>42255931>>A.Talk to someone (Lee)Poor guy needs cheering up.
>>42255931Ask about Ino's new boy toy.
>>42255956>>42255964>>42255965Tenten best grill
>>42255931>A.Talk to someone (Shino)No-one ever talks to that dude, so we should.I do wonder who Ino is talking about. It must be someone from a different village, because she says 'anymore', so that can't mean any of the leafs because she'd be aware of them beforehand.
>>42255931>A.Talk to someone (specify)See how Tenten's doing with her team. Small talk sorta stuff.I'd love to stick a few more fake explosive tags under some desks if we could manage.
>>42255931>A.Talk to someone (specify)Tenten and her team. Because we're somewhat friendly with her, Hinata a cute, and as >>42256013 points out, Shino needs more love.
>>42256023Whoopie cushions.with stink tags.
>>42256013She's talking about Haku, dude. Ino likes em pretty.
>>42255931AWW yeah just in timeLets go see Sai
>>42256013Probably Haku, in which case I expect it to come up so we can tell her off. Poor guy's had a hard enough life without Ino blundering her way into it.
>>42256051Thaaats right.Cuz her old man is doing the therapy..
>>42255931>A.Talk to someone (Shino)Cause why not
>>42256051>>42256062Yeah, that makes sense, especially with her dad being the one vetting Haku. Ino would have met him a few times by now. I think she might be barking up the wrong tree, though.
>>42256062or maybe Ino becomes one of the reasons for him to live again...but that would be silly
>>42255931>A. Ino>"Wait, you mean Haku? Huh...I didn't figure you for one who liked'em all pretty like that. How's he doing, by the way? I haven't had the chance to chat with him since we got back."
>>42256062Then everyone get questions about Kon's sexual preference.
>>42256101That poor cat.
>>42256051>>42256062Oh yeah, totally forgot about him, and I guess Ino would meet him if her father was taking care of him.>>42256106We could tell her that Kiba's already hit on him.
>>42256106I think everyone can agree that Kon is good with traps.
>>42256138Oh, damn! Nice one, Anon.
>>42256138True but I dunno man.>>42256121I think that would piss Kiba off more than her though.
We need a training montage soon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPFCHuEegsk
>>42256138Well played, good sir. Were I wearing a hat I would tip it in your general direction.>>42256159It is our duty as a good friend and teammate to ensure we never let him forget.
>>42255931>A. Ino "Huh, I didn't peg you to be into girly boys. Although, that makes the word 'peg' awfully...fitting." Chuckle at your own dirty jokes, holy shit Uncle's books have been a bad influence.
>>42255956>>42255965>>42256023>>42256040You decide to head over to talk to Tenten and her team. You approach as she's giving directions of some kind."Oh, hey Kon." she says as you approach. "Good to see you here. I think all of the rookies are set to do pretty well. Your team and mine I think in particular are gonna go far."You notice her teammates, Hinata Hyuuga and Shino Aburame. You rarely ever saw them talk back at the academy, and that doesn't look like it's changed a whole lot. Hinata is looking of into space somewhere as usual, and Shino is as shifty as ever.Another contestant approaches your group of rookies."Hey, you guys are the rookies, right?" he says. "My name's Kabuto Yakushi. I'm kind of a veteran here, so I know a lot about how the exam works. I figured I'd help you guys out if you wanted to know anything. Us Leaf Genin have to help each other out right?">A.Decline>B.Ask something>C.Other
>>42256203Wow i'm seconding thiswe need to say this man
>>42256211>>B.Ask somethingSooo you do this often then? Why haven't you become a chunin yet?
>>42256211>>B.Ask somethingWhat a nice guy. Isn't he a nice guy?Ask about the Sand team. And how he got this information.
>>42256211>A.DeclineCan we make it a thing of ours that we don't trust people with glasses?
>>42256258Shino is right there. That's just mean.
>>42256211>C.Other"A 'veteran', huh? It's a nice sentiment, so I'll keep your offer in mind."Maximum suspicion engage.
>>42256211>B. I'm game. There's a guy from the Sand Village, named Gaara. Polite kid, a bit creepy, but we've all got our own quirks. What's his schtick?
>>42256283but shades aren't glasses, they're the cool guys glasses so he's okay
>>42256211Ask him about us in his bingo book.
>>42256312>bingo bookNot a bingo book. No, no. The proper term is Ninja Info Cards.
>>422563121. we don't know about that.2. We are not gonna be in it.
>>42256211>B.Ask something"When you say 'Help out.', what do you have in mind?"
>>42256211>B.Ask something"Kon Karagawa. Nice to meet you. So what's the structure of the test like? I mean, I've got a vague idea, but more information is always nice. Or do they switch it up each year to prevent this sort of thing?"
>>42256256>>42256298You decide to take up Kabuto on his offer. "Do you know anything about that team from the sand? The one with Gaara?"Kabuto smirks. "You're in luck. I may not have passed yet, but I've spent these four years gathering information."He pulls out a stack of cards. "I've used my chakra to encode information onto these cards that only I can access. I can't guarantee I have all the information you want, but I'll tell you what I know."He spins the blank card under his finger and reveals the information."Here he is." Kabuto states. "Not a whole lot on him, but he's done a B rank mission as a Genin. And get this, they say he's never even been injured. His teammates don't have any quite as impressive rumors, but they're also said to be skilled.">A.Ask something else>B.That's good enough>C.Other
>>42256443>A. Pretty cool, actually. What do you have on me?
>>42256443>>A.Ask something elseWhat about you?
>>42256443>A.Ask something elseTry to get some extra info on the other rookies that we already know, never hurts to be carefull.
>>42256443>>B.That's good enoughDo not ask him to reveal information about us or anyone we like in a public venue.
>>42256443>A.Ask something elseAsk him how he put information onto the cards. If we can learn that we could eventually produce infinite explosive tags with blank paper.
So we've got what should be our normal loadout by this point, right? Fūma shuriken, kunai, explosive tags, wire and wire nets, detonators, etc?
>>42256443Ask about what he has for our team.
>>42256443>C.Other"Interesting trick. Is that some kind of seal you've put onto the cards, or something else?"
>>42256518we also got that kyo-whatever that i forgot the name of thats pretty much a chain/wire connecting a blade to a weight i think
>>42256475>>42256486>>42256529Why do you want to give information on our capabilities to the competition?
Let's not ask Kabuto for more information? If he has data on all of the contenders' previous missions in that detail, him approaching a genin who completed an A rank mission isn't pure chance.He's obviously got more of an agenda than he's letting on.
>>42256561My answer was about kabuto not us.
>>42256561we're giving him anything, we're asking if he HAS anything on us
>>42256581We're NOT*fcking hell
>>42256581Yeah, but we're with Ten-ten's team, so they'll overhear stuff about our team, which will weaken us.
>>42256581And if he answers us aloud, everyone in the room can hear it.Talking about ourselves at all is idiotic.
>>42256579My apologies. That was unclear.>>42256581The information he has on us, which he will tell to us and everybody in the room who is listening.
>>42256619If they want to know, they just have to ask anyway.If we ask then we can see what he and the others might know/learn about us.>>42256443>A.Ask something else"Have anything on my team?"
>>42256729No. Just no.
>>42256502>>42256545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGdFPcLx-vs&index=5&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85"Neat trick." you tell him. "Is that some sort of seal?""It's actually a very simple seal, but it requires pretty precise chakra control to encode correctly." He answers. "Maybe I can show you some time."He pulls out another card. "You can also do things like this."The card he pulled reveals a map with bars and numbers. "This here shows the geographical distribution of the contestants. As you can see, most come from the Leaf Village with a few from the other villages. I'm particularly curious about the Village Hidden in the Sound. They only have three genin here, they're pretty small and mysterious. No one knows much about them."Kabuto eventually puts the cards away, but is approached by a genin with the Sound symbol on his headband. He looks ready to attack Kabuto.>A.Interfere>B.Stay out of it>C.Other
>>42256770>B.Stay out of it
>>42256754Why not?>>42256770>B.Stay out of it
>>42256770>>B.Stay out of it
>>42256770>C.Other"Maybe you can ask him in person?"
>>42256770>C. Stay close enough to Kabuto that it'd be difficult for an attack to look like it's just for him
>>42256770>>42256824This is interesting. This.
>>42256770>Stay out of it
Just realized we haven't seen hide nor hair of Neji, Bitch King of the Playground.Doge rest his beautiful soul
>>42256875The best in the last year got to graduate. Might be he made Chuunin already.
>>42256875still a better hyuga then hinata
>>42256914While I agree with you, there's no call to be a dick about it. A lot of people like her for some reason.
>>42256914Mate I'm a better hyuuga than hinata.
>>42256961Because while she is shy she is actually a decent human being.Also, partly a negative reaction to the sheer bitchiness of Sakura. Girl was outright abusive to Naruto.
>>42256961shy girl, pretty good bloodline, big tits after time skipdifferent strokes for different folks, i kinda like myself a little, i just wish she did anything in the series other than die so naruto could go supah sayan foxfuck man, i wish the chars in naruto would get more screentime other than main people
>>42256914But she produces best Hyuga, Himawari.
>>42257038i kinda like HER* myselfdafuk is wrong with me today?
>>42257038Honestly, all she needed to do was learn how to use senjutsu even a tiny bit. Then gentle fist people into frogs. Or punch them into a duck if you are a traditionalist.
>>42256824"Maybe you can ask him yourself?" you comment.The Sound Genin however, looks to be in no mood to talk. He takes a swing at Kabuto, who deftly jumps back and dodges.Strangely though, his glasses break. Stranger still, while everyone's confused, Kabuto collapses and begins to vomit.Another of the Sound Genin approaches. "Put this on your little cards: All three Sound Genin will be Chunin by the end of these exams."Just then, from the front of the room, there comes a loud bang. A large group of Chunin and Jonin have appeared.The one at the front, his face covered in scars, begins to speak."Alright, you punks!" he yells. "You in the back! Are you trying to get kicked out already?""Sorry." says the one wrapped in bandages. "It was our first time, so we got a bit carried away.""Let me make this perfectly clear." the scarred man announces. "You are not allowed to fight outside of the test's conditions, and even then, the use of lethal force is strictly prohibited. Anyone who disobeys my direct orders will face terrible consequences. Now, I'll explain the rules for the written portion of the exam.">continued
>>42257007She gets better after a while. Then worse again. Kishimoto didn't really do Sakura a good turn. I firmly believe she has potential as a character to be pretty great, she just doesn't actually reach it. It's disappointing.
>>42257077>the use of lethal force is strictly prohibitedWell, that's going to annoy Gaara to no end.
>>42257077>But I cooked up Napalm just for the Exam!
>>42257080out of all girls in naruto with screentime and character development hinata is the best one in my opinion, plus as anon said earlier, she gave birth to himawari so that's a big plus
>>42256982All the best bloodlines have the worst fucking offspring as Naruto's contemporaries. Hyuuga is fucking based, Hiashi is one of the biggest Wu-Tang level badass ninja in Konoha. But much like Itachi and Sasuke, Neji and Hinata proceed to shit up their legacy. This is all so outcast Naruto can come out on top.
>>42257153Not disputing that. Just saying that Sakura should be better than she is.
>>42257140>Napalm>not ninja meth bombsstep it up anon
>>42257077You all are assigned seats, and then the scarred man, Ibiki Morino, begins to explain the test."Rule number one." he starts. "This exam works on a point reduction system. You start with ten points, and lose one for every question answered wrong. Rule number two: Teams will pass or fail based on the total scores of all members. Rule number three: The proctors on the edge of the room are there to keep an eye on you. If they catch you cheating, you will lose two points.If you are caught five times, you're out. And the final rule, if anyone should get a zero on the test, they will fail."The tests are are passed out to everyone. "Begin!" Ibiki shouts.>A.Check the test>B.Check your surroundings>C.Other
>>42257177Napalm's actually easier to cook, alot more stable, and just as deadly in large quantities. Smells worse, though.
>>42257228>A.Check the test>B.Check your surroundings
>>42257228>A Keep your eyes on the test!
>>42257228>B. Check your surroundings>C. Make sure our pencil is within sight of Sasuke. Write 'Unsure' next to every answer we aren't sure on.
>>42257228>>A.Check the test
>>42257228>B.Check your surroundingsIt's painfully obvious what's going on here. Time to spot the plants, and make sure Kiba isn't freaking out.
>>42257228>A.Check the testThis should be eas...fuck
>>42257228>C.OtherLeave the test unanswered.If we already have a perfect score, why ruin that by answering incorrectly?
>>42257228>A. Check the test
>>42257228Wave to the jounin we had stuck an exploding tag on.Y'know. The one that is an exact adult version of the kid.
all right mates what can we in our ability to cheat without getting caught?without the obvious response of "just don't get caught"
>>42257287I feel there is some logic in here
>>42257299We've got an Intelligence score of 2, which is pretty decent. I say we've got a good shot at this test.>>42257308The logic is that it was only specified that we lose points for answering wrong. Not answering at all might be considered an answer, however.
>>42257332No answer is not an answer.It's just nothing.
>>42257267This seems pretty good.
>>42257352No, it's answering with nothing
btw quick question: does our speed equals in only running speed/movement or dexterous actions in general(grabbing things really fast and precise/striking spots with precision etc)
>>42257332It IS kind of a fair point. If we can spot the people we're meant to cheat off of we may not need to resort to that.Also, we should be able to talk our way out of it near the end. Because it really is embarrassingly obvious based on the structure of the test and the earlier genjutsu trick that this is a ruse to get stupid or incompetent candidates to eliminate themselves.
>>42257380If nothing is an answer, then why did they give us tests that were already answered?
>>42257299Uh, Kon's solution to everything else, an explosion. Blow up the roof in-front of the examiners, use that time to steal Sasuke's test.
>>42257299I say we notice that there's an extra procter in the room.Looks pretty puppety to me...
>>42257399You must be a troll, because your logic is circular.>If there is no god, then how come the Universe is here?Just because the Universe is here doesn't imply that there is a god. The same way that just because leaving the test blank would lose us points doesn't imply that the test is already answered.
>>42257299Answer one question legitimately if we can, then call bullshit on the proctor at the end of the exam.Seriously, if intel-gathering was an issue in the field we'd just get Sasuke or Kiba to do it because they're way better at it anyway.
>>42257447We're supposed to be the subtlety expert here, man. At least answer as many as possible legitly, don't try to bullshit your way out of the test.
>>42257441A blank is not incorrect.It's just unfilled.
>>42257228Guys, just stand up and cheat, don't worry about getting caught, if we do it right, we get 7 points anyway.
>>42257299Copy Tenten's method with the mirror system. That's well within our abilities.
>>42257487Also true, and we've been studying with her too.>>42257466Pointing out that we know the test is bullshit anyway doesn't seem too out of character.
>>42257474A kunai with an explosive tag is flying towards you at 3mps from 45 degrees up and 45 degrees to your left. What do you do?>No responseCongrats, it'll be a closed casket funeral.
>>42257477WAIT! Do the five times cheating count as five separate instances?
You know Sakura is able to fill out her test without cheating, and does it fast enough its above Genin level.
>>42257531>inb4 we hijack her mirrorsPeople, can we please just answer the questions legitimately, or cheat like a motherfucker, without trying to game the rules?
>>42257549So cheat off Sakura, then. Got it.
>>42257228I'm up for not answering any and insisting we passed.
>>42257477Well you'd have to make sure that you're able to remember the answers with that one cheat.
>>42257532It's a test question, not a real situation.
>>42257228>A.Check the test
>>42257573We're pretty smart, I bet we could remember at least enough.
>>42257549cuz she did'nt cheat, she was smart
>>42257237>>42257246>>42257277>>42257283>>42257289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8oFiJgsyEc&index=16&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85You examine the test. There are ten spaces for answers, but the last one has no question next to it. Scanning the questions themselves, you see that they start hard and get harder, quickly devolving into concepts that are complete nonsense to you. You might just be able to pull off the first question if you spent the whole test period on it, but you have no guarantees. You need to get at least one point.The purpose of the test only becomes more obvious. They want you to cheat and not get caught. You have faith that Kiba and Sasuke can manage, but you don't want to let them down.>A.Try to answer>B.Check your surroundings>C.Other
>>42257608>>B.Check your surroundings
>>42257608>B.Check your surroundings
>>42257581Why do you think they won't count a blank answer as wrong? Hell, where have you EVER gone to where leaving a question blank wasn't wrong? Where are you basing your logic?>>42257608>B. Check your surroundings.
>>42257608>C. Sigh loudly, in an obnoxious fashion.A diversion for the teammates!
>>42257608>C.Othertry to get one answer right then try cheating
>>42257608>B.Check your surroundings>A.Try to answerWe know Sasuke can just Sharingan the answers, so watch what Kiba does, if he works out a way to cheat then just answer normally.
>>42257608>C. Detonate our fake tag on the proctor.>>42257639Prrrobably the SATs.
>>42257608>B.Check your surroundings>>42257664He'll do it like he did in canon idiot.
>>42257639>Hell, where have you EVER gone to where leaving a question blank wasn't wrong? Not saying this as part of the argument, but I did actually have that happen on one of my tests once. God, that teacher was smug. We hated him so much.
>>42257608>B.Check your surroundingsAnything we can use to our advantage. If we find nothing we could wait until some of the students are getting ejected, and use that as a distraction to set up a wired mirror or something similar.
>>42257656It's already been said that we'd maybe get the first one right if we used up ALL of our time.
>>42257608Check on how everyone else is cheating.
>>42257672Wait, really? That's a thing?
>>42257639>where have you EVER gone to where leaving a question blank wasn't wrong? Where are you basing your logic?This test.
>>42257723Have you heard of circular logic?
>>42257677Yes, but that's meta. In character we wouldn't know that. Watching him and realizing he's OK means we can rely on them.
>>42257708Sort of. On the SATs you lose points for wrong answers, but you still need right answers to gain points, you don't start with them. Which means that while you still have to do most of the questions, it's often better to skip a question you don't understand than to try to solve it and get penalized for it.
>>42257601I think it was Hinata who did it perfectly maybe.
>>42257627>>42257632>>42257639>>42257640You look around you subtly. Kiba and Sasuke seem to have already gleaned the purpose of the test. From across the room you notice Akamaru looking from the top of Kiba's head and barking the answers to him.Sasuke is sitting directly behind you, and as you expected, is using his sharingan to copy someone.You also notice Tenten, sitting diagonal to the front and left of you. You notice her moving her fingers around and glancing up at what seem to be some mirrors she placed around a ceiling light.You can't see anyone else you know from where you're sitting very well.You think on what you can do.>Write in
>>42257754nah man it was sakurahinata got it easy with byakugan
Or we could cheat. Because our teammates would answer. And we can gain points for answering correctly.>>42257782Subtly palm your corner mirror for peaking around corners. Use Tenten's mirrors.
>>42257782> Detonate the fake tag from earlier and use it to glean answers from those nearby.
>>42257782Just answer the one question. We know Kiba and Sasuke will get full scores, and it's unlikely a score of 21/30 is all that bad on a test designed for cheating.
>>42257782try a fake tag that we placed earlier on someone to go boom into some confeti of some shit then use the moment to see someones test
>>42257782Smoke bombs. Roll them a bit away from us so they don't originate from our location, but use enough that they'll cover most of the room. Then swap our test with someone else's and change the name.
>>42257740>Have you heard of circular logic?Apparently it works.>>42257782>Write inWrite nothing.We already have a perfect score, so why ruin that with an incorrect answer?
>>42257782Wait for someone to get called out before setting up a mirror system like tenten?
>>42257782Don't cheat.Just work on the first answer until times up.Or pray to Haku to bring up ice mirrors to give you the answer.
>>42257804This could work. She already did the hard part for us.
>>42257825Fake tags don't go boom 'cause they're fake
>>42257782pocket mirror to read tenten's
>>42257827>>42257837Both these are good
>>42257837>>42257856>>42257871>>42257875Just be careful that if it casts a visible reflection, it's not put in a position that could get both of us busted.
>>42257782>>42257804Try the mirror to cheat off Tenten's layout, then drop a few smoke bombs or seventy to set up our own if we can't get a clear view without being obvious.
>>42257874We put confetti in our fake tags because we make an effort, anon.
>>42257909Agreed. But you gotta admit, it'd be funny as hell if Tenten saw us using her mirror, though.
>>42257942Just smile then wink at her
>>42257942I'm amused by the possibility of her finding out later."So, how'd you get your answers?""Cribbed off you.""...""I have no shame."
>>42257993Proctor would totally catch that.
>>42257942In any event, we should thank her later.
>>42258015>"Cool mirrors, by the way. I was just gonna set off some smoke bombs with me just on the edge of effect. Swap tests with somebody. Then I saw your setup."
>>42258042Smoke and mirrors?
>>42257804>>42257856>>42257871>>42257875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGdFPcLx-vs&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=5You decide to take advantage of the system Tenten already set up. Taking out your pocket mirror, you try to orient it to see the answers without casting suspicion on either of you. You can't quite get it right, but one of Tenten's mirrors orients right where you need it.Using the reflections, you're able to answer all nine of the questions.Teams are disqualified one after another, until there are only fifteen minutes left."Alright, listen up!" Ibiki yells. "It's time for the tenth question. And this one has special rules. You can choose not to answer if you want, and walk out of here right now. Try again next year. But if you stay and answer the question wrong, you will be barred from taking the exam ever again!"Most of the contestants in the room are shocked, some even outraged. It's a lot of pressure to put on your teammates."So what's it going to be?" Ibiki asks?>A.Forfeit>B.Stay silent>C.Other
>>42258089>C. See what Kiba and Sasuke do, don't screw them over.
>>42258089>C.OtherCan we give the thumbs up to Sasuke/Kiba or would we get in trouble for that?
>>42258089Laze, you never said we had a pocket mirror. Rewrite this with information we're aware of.
>>42258089>>B.Stay silentno fuken way we go back
>>42258089Stay silent... (Loud Fart)
>>42258110dude we have bombs, kunais, shurikens and wires, why not a pocket mirror?
>>42258089Why didn't you go with the Fake Tag?
>>42258089>B.Stay silentLet's do it.
>>42258110I don't tell you you have shuriken either, but you don't complain about thatDo I need to tell you you're wearing shoes? This is all standard stuff
>>42258110We have all sorts of standard ninja implements. A pocket mirror is a pretty goddamn useful thing to have, so it's not unlikely we'd have it. We also have a large assortment of pre-woven wire/tag/kunai things so we can set up complex traps on the fly. He's given us literally free reign in that department.
>>42258089>B.Stay silentIf Sasuke, Kiba, or any of Tenten's team decide to give up, interrupt with something like>“Quitting now would mean betraying my team. No ninja worth anything would do that.”Give everyone we don't know time to get cold feet.
>>42258146Because we've never mentioned we had a pocket mirror before, it's a deus ex machina is what that is.>>42258159Ninjas don't usually have pocket mirrors. Do they even have mirrors in this setting?
>>42258146actually better yet, we could've pulled out a kunai and have it used as the mirror
>>42258182Yes, and most COMMON ninjas would carry a pocket mirror for stealth ops. Ya know, that thing that most ninjas not in Orange jumpsuits do...
>>42258182They have ice mirrors.>>42258159If mirrors are standard to ninja, why didn't the proctor immediately notice we were waving around a mirror in one hand? You need to start giving us some roll DCs for these risky write-ins instead of them working automatically.
>>42258182you know even if we don't carry mirrors with us we could pretty much improvise with a kunai
>>42258159We never went out and bought a pocket mirror, this is the first time mirrors have ever been brought up because we saw someone else using them. Why couldn't you just let us do something that's our own style?
>>42258089"If the other villages actually gave you the authority to do that I will eat the hokage's hat."
>>42258205At least one of them probably did. They only call people out who are too obvious about it too many times.And let's be honest, they probably weren't expecting us to hijack someone else's cheating method.
>>42258182>Do they even have mirrors in this setting?This is what pushed SOD over the edge. You're trolling.
>>42258205The proctor doesn't announce when they find cheaters, and you need to get caught five times to be kicked out.
>>42258229I like it, but at least wait until some people start quitting.
>>42258205>You decide to take advantage of the system Tenten already set up. Taking out your pocket mirror, you try to orient it to see the answers without casting suspicion on either of you.rolls based on stats could be a thing tho, or not depending on Laze
>>42258229Except they probably did.
>>42258253that's actually pretty awesomeseconding this
>>42258257They could have found out about Tenten's set up from what we were doing with our hands and took it down.
>>42258229No need to bray like a jackass, we're not that bitter nor that confrontational.
>>42258269Thank god we were fast enough then eh?
>>42258269Why would they do that? The test is designed to get us to cheat.
>>42258089Laugh. No words, just laugh.We fought off Zabuza with a dagger on a rope on NO KEKKEI GENKAI HARD MODE, and this guy thinks he's being intimidating?
>>42258089>B.Stay silentThese write-ins suck.
>>42258318please see here>>42258285There's no need to make a scene.
How about we not draw attention to ourselves?>C. Say nothing, look to see what Sasuke and Kiba do and follow suit. If they look to us, just shrug.
>>42258304But is it also designed to blow people's covers by cheating poorly?
>>42258338>>42258341We stuck a fake bomb tag to one of the proctors' arms. The subtlety ship has sailed, docked, and disembarked.
In theory could we just stand up, walk over to someone and copy their sheet and it only count as 1 instance of cheating?Like how do they gaige it? Duration spent being observed or instances of copying one person and then another ?
>>42258364Dude, seriously, stop trying to game the rules.
>>42258192She also has at least 5 of every weapon and tool in available, her having a mirror isnt that unlikely, although the fact that we've never really seen anyone have a pocket mirror does make it seem like a cop out
>>42258364They probably basically weight it based on how subtle you are.
>>42258400Just give it a fucking rest.
>>42258362People don't shout in testing centers because of a need to not be subtle, it's to not look like a jackass.
>>42258399>>42258419Literally just got here and caught up>Stop it>Give it a restwell now im led to believe theres at least one other person who isnt a retard in hereAlso we have nothing that will aid us in this so, we may very well lose here because we dont have any subtle means of observing people
The halarious part of the written test is that getting caught only costs you two points. theres nothing stopping you from standing up, walking over to someone else and reading their test paper. you would only loose two points and have all the answers
>>42258400You got a better way to look around corners sneaky-like?No, you don't, because it's the best way. Ergo, any ninja that stocks up on supplies for most of their shit would have one. Naruto didn't do this, Sasuke didn't do this, Sakura didn't do this. Tenten did.>>42258460We have already answered all of the questions but the last one, ass.
>>42258101>>42258121>>42258132>>42258136>>42258149>>42258155>>42258158>>42258176You stay silent. Left and right, genin opt to give up instead of risking it.Sasuke and Kiba look resolute. They won't be giving up.Eventually there are only around 60 contestants left. Ibiki addresses the room."Very well." he states. "As for all of you in this room, and the tenth question. You pass."Everyone looks dumbfounded."The answer to the tenth question was simply to stay." Ibiki explains. At some incredulous outbursts, he goes further into the purpose of the test. About how you were meant to use your skills to gather information, and how the tenth question was supposed to represent a mission for which you had no information and had to decide to drive on regardless."You all pass this stage of the exam." Ibiki finishes. "Good luck on the next one."As he says that, someone bursts in and a huge banner unfurls."Alright, maggots!" you hear. "I'm Anko Mitarashi, your proctor for the second stage of the exam, the survival portion! Your squad leaders will let you know where to go first thing tomorrow morning, for now, you're all dismissed!">A.Talk to someone>B.Head straight home>C.Other
>>42258460We got nine answers. It's just down to the non-twist 10th question.
>>42258460So what if we lose? We still get to be a ninja.
>>42258483>>A.Talk to someoneTenten. Did you adjust that mirror on purpose? Quietly though
>>42258483>A.Talk to someoneOur teammates. Time to get storage scrolls with at least a weeks worth of everything. Fuck playing fair. Suggest the rest of the rookies do the same.
>>42258483>C.OtherGo stock up on weapons and stuff for tomorrow.Just make sure we're good & ready for what's gonna happen.
>>42258483>A.Talk to someoneThank Tenten for her hard work, maybe suggest to the other rookies that we grab a celebratory meal.
>>42258483>A. Talk to Tenten, thank her for the mirrors. Flash her our pocket one with a grin.>A. Chat with Sasuke and Akamaru, ask how they did their things.
>>42258483>B.Head straight homeAccess dictionary and look up deus ex machine :^)
>>42258483Yell "NICE TITS!"
>>42258483>A. Invite Sasuke and Kiba over for dinner. Our Uncle owns a restaurant.
>>42258483>A.Talk to someonethank tenten for the easy answers
>>42258517>>42258483Seconded. Its a survival mission. Cheat by bringing everything you need.
>>42258483>A.Talk to someoneInvite all the rookies to our uncle's ramen shop.
>>42258543now that i think about it, anko mostly cover her body with that vest thing while her coat is all open
>>42258529>>42258483This sounds good. Second this.
>>42258602Its just a fishnet. Anko must've lost her nipples in a fight or something.
>>42258582Not all the rookies, but maybe our team.
>>42258543It's chainmail idiotAlso there is six teams less than when Naruto motivated everyoneI excepted no more than 15 teams tho
>>42258529We know exactly how they did it, that was in an update.
>>42258517ThirdedBut also go read. Learn some shit
>>42258654No it's fishnet mesh, but that's off topic.
>>42258483>>B.Head straight homeFinish that book, and grab as much food, trap components and explosives as we can get our hands on.In other news, is 4chan lagging for anyone else?
>>42258654It's probably for the best that less teams enter that spooky forest.
>>42258582Our uncle doesn't own a ramen shop, he makes barbecue.
>>42258738we were reading a book?
>>42258514>>42258517>>42258523>>42258527>>42258529>>42258554>>42258564>>42258582>>42258622>>42258668https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We60ZX5C99I&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=24You decide to go over to your team and plan out what to stock up on for the next test. As you pass Tenten leaving, you thank her while flashing your pocket mirror. She just gives you a wink and continues on.You and your team go out and buy all the supplies you think you can manage."How about we head to my Uncle's restaurant for dinner?" you ask. "Get a nice meal in before our test tomorrow?"Kiba agrees right away, and you both manage to convince Sasuke.Later, you're sitting around the table with your Uncle and teammates having a good time.>A.Talk about something>B.Ask someone something>C.Eat in silence
>>42258110*I* carried a pocket mirror for like eight months of my life, and I'm not a fucking ninja, anon. Got the idea from the mirrors they had us use to check under vehicles at the ecp. Never had to use it, but I carried the fucker.
Wait, how did Kabuto get in when he's not on a team?>>42258783We weren't. It's like that pocket mirror again.
>>42258784>A.Talk about somethingThe test, any other methods they saw our opponents using.
>>42258784>A.Talk about something"So how 'bout them tits? Made me stand at attention."
>>42258784>She just gives you a wink and continues on.She wants it
>>42258738Yeah 4chans been on and off aids todayAnd i dont mean shitposter wiseIts always that kind of aids>>42258784>B Ask about how everyone plans on training and preparing for the next stage>>42258790If we will it enough it becomes a thing, Kek Genkai comfirmed
>>42258790He has a teamChakra sucking dude and Orochimaru without "being good" part
>>42258803>Squinting: No one can tell where you're looking!
>>42258795Second.>>42258803And here we have the resi/d/ent suggesting a very OOC action yet again.
>>42258783Didn't we get started on someth- I'm getting mixed up with the Boruto quest. Ignore me. I am knackered and stupid.>>42258784>>B.Ask someone somethingAsk how far they got on the information gathering portion of the exam.
>>42258784>A. So, Sasuke, did you know that Kiba actually hit on Haku when we saw him in the woods?
>>42258865It's not out of character, it's an action that gives character. Whether we want to be that character or not is the question.
>>42258784>A.Talk about something"So Ino was talking about Haku earlier, right? Either of you talk to him recently?"
>>42258886Hey, don't screw over Kiba like that, he made us swear not to tell anyone THAT.
>>42258784Wonder what's under Kakashi sensei mask?>Sip
>>42258837Nobody would've minded us anyway. You walk in front of a bunch of teenagers wearing just a fishnet and an open coat, you have no expectation of modesty.
>>42258905Could be buck teeth.Maybe a goofy mustache.
>>42258784Topics:>So, Sasuke, about what's under Sensei's mask...>You know, Ino was talking about meeting a new boy. Haku's in a bad place, I'm worried she might be taking advantage of that.>I'm just gonna say it now, we should avoid Gaara. His is the only team that'll be a real problem for us.
>>42258992>I'm just gonna say it now, we should avoid Gaara. His is the only team that'll be a real problem for us."Also, he gives me serial killer vibes."
>>42259036He's a ninja. If he didn't there'd be problems.
>>42259050This dude sure looks like murderous bastardAlso we should get some armor
>>42258817I am okay with this
>>42259118Armor under cloak and poncho is A-Ok
>>42259155NO CAPES! NO CLOAKS!
>>42259155we should go with that thenalso that hat we stole from that one git
>>42258795https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA93rTlJgrc&index=23&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85"So how about that test, guys?" you ask. "Did you see what some others were doing?""Hinata was no doubt using her byakugan." Sasuke states. "I believe I also saw Shino using a bug for something."Kiba speaks next. "That Kankuro guy. He must have done something when he went to the bathroom. I think I also saw Sai do his painting jutsu thing."You all go on talking about your potential competition. The three of you all talk for a good while, your Uncle enjoying the conversation. After some time, your teammates go home to get a good night's sleep. You do the same.The next morning, all the competitors gather in front of a huge gated forest."Here we are." Anko explains. "Training area number 44. Known more colloquially as: The Forest of Death.">End of Chapter 9Yeah it was short again, I know. Running again tomorrowTwitter is @LazeQMSticking around
>>42259155>and ponchoI AM KON KARAGOWATHE NIN OF KONOHA
>>42259118He looks like a teamkilling fucktard. I'd feel bad about his teammates or his superiors. Tweak his nose a bit and he'd carry forever. How do you work with a guy like that?
>>42259162are ponchos ok?
>>42259050I men, more than the regular ninja amount. I'm talking straight up Francis Dolarhyde, has The Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed in Sun tattooed on his back shit.
>>42259162But poncho. Ponchos are cool.And fun to say....Poncho.
>>42259162Tell that to MinatoOr AkatsukiOr NarutoOr SasukeOr anyone who wore one
>>42259162It's blast proof, in the event that we have to set off an explosion within the blast radius.
>>42259182What hat? I can't remember for the life of me.
>>42259232One of Gato's henchmen.
You faggots need to fucking stop metagaming.
>>42259232in zabuza arc man we stole that purple cap together with swordswe gave one sword to sasuke while he was in haku's mirror prison
>>42259284Oh, I'm totally on board for that hat then.
>>42259284we also changed sauce man's fighting style since he took a liking to the sword and used it while we trained
>>42259276I'm just waiting for the QM to deviate from the show. If he follows it verbatim, you get metagaming.
>>42259316>what metagaming?The near constant influx of OOC knowledge that you anons are giving out.
>>42259383I only remembered Naruto doing the blank test thing halfway through writing my suggestion.And it's not like this quest is deviating in any severe way so far from the story.
on a side note:on the zabuza arc we snatched 2 swords and a hatone sword for sausage and another for usjust noticed we got a katana
>>42259434Weren't we going to give that to tenten?
>>42259416we at least got haku to live and is in the village...so thats a thing
>>42259434No we only took one.
>>42259462No, we currently have one, and we gave another one to Sasuke.
>>42259451we were going to give zabuza's sword but haku has itwhat we got is a common everday katana and i don't really think she'll really care since her parents own a weapon shop
So if things go down the way they do in canon and Temari beats Tenten, we're gonna stab her with our ulna or something?Because I seriously love that kekkei genkai. So much flavor.
>>42259457So far that hasn't proved to be that big of a deviation.Might get more consequential later, but not as of yet.
>>42259462We took them both. Not sure what we did with one of them, but Sauce got the other.
>>42259462>You knock both of the thugs out, and stash their swords away. You also really like the shorter one's hat, so you decide to take it for yourself.
>>42259215Especially tell that to Akatsuki. They always do fine up until the point where they take off their cloak. I think it's like a bee's stinger, and removing it starts internal hemorrhaging.
>>42259434>implying we aren't going to have Tenten reforge it into something more suitableWe shoud go for a shorter blade, something we can draw quickly and use if the enemy gets up in our face. Somewhere between 12 and 24 inches, depending on our height.
>>42259498paste bin says we have it equippedwhich is cool since we now have an extra main weap while the Kyoketsu-shoge is used as a ranged type backup
>>42259522We have a Kyoketsu Shoge.
>>42259522tenten's a blacksmith?i thought her parents did the crafting and she just helped with the store
>>42259546True, but we should ALWAYS have a backup plan. At least until and unless we wind up with a kekkei genkai. An extra weapon is not a bad thing, and a wakizashi is quick to draw, but still gives us some reach.
>>42259489>Not HumerusUnless you want it to grow from our wristI also hope it's manga version
>>42259488Maybe she'll appreciate it because it's from us?
>>42259590Meh to tired to argue about this right now.
>>42259522>12 and 24 inches,That's the lemgth range for wakizashi used by grown men. We're twelve, so we'll want to go a touch shorter now, and get a longer blade as we grow to maintain the length relative to our height and wingspan.
>>42259602"Hey sword girl, I got you this normal sword because it reminded me of you." Nah. We get her something rare or unique, she'll pay attention. Some sword we took off a thug? She wouldn't give it a second thought.
>>42259602>we give her shitty blade>at begining she thinks we're just fucking with her>gets mad>later falls for us>we die in mission while protecting her from a really powerfull atack>she now looks at shitty katana everytime she remembers uswow
>>42259616Argue what? That we should intentionally go around LESS prepared?The K-S is great, and it should absolutely remain our primary weapon. But what's the harm in having a little something tucked away just in case?
>>42259702i like how they almost NEVER use any of those weapons in the actual series
>>42259651She will be like>This is a shitty katana. why did kon gave me this shitty katana?
>>42259753and then she goes to sleep with it
>>42259783life of a sad tsun ninja?
>>42259489Please give us that kekkei genkai!
>>42259816y'know what would be funny?if we exacly like dad and don't have one
>>42259596Well, yeah. The ulna already has a bit of a blade profile to it, and the notch at the proximal end could be closed up into a ring shape, like the end of the kunai in the series.
>>42259870I just did
So I am rereading Kimimaro fightAnd holy fuckThis dude is fucking kage level while literally dying from disease
>>42259883naruto was really fucking good before shippuden man...
>>42259883Hypercompetence is a symptom of ninja aids
>>42259856>Princess Guard Quest: Naruto EditionWe did nothing to deserve such a fate.
>>42259922i have no idea of what you're saying cuz i didnt read that questcan you please explain?
>Capes suck they say
>>42259944The MC was Joe Schmo in a setting where literally everyone else had superpowers.It was hundreds of sessions of pure suffering.
>>42259944protag was bland as unbuttered toast, he couldn't even really boast being the BEST swordsman in the land.
>>42260005>>42260014that sounds shitty as fuck manso why does have more than 200 threds?
I miss old Kyuubi look
>>42260041So why does IT* have more than 200 threds?god fucking damnit
>>42260064I doubt it will take us 200 threads to break from IT manI think around 50 more at most
>>42260172i just want to reach shippuden and fuck up the shitty cannon
>>42259878Thanks for running, Laze. Even if you run a short thread It's always enjoyable.
I have to say, so far I am likeing Boruto Quest more becuase it is all new material.
>>42260277Thanks anon. I wanted to run long enough to even do some consecutive threads last weekend, but that windstorm fucked it all up. Maybe this weekend.
>>42260313You're in Washington too? I only got my power back recently, myself.
>>42260308Totally understandable. MA is also just a better writer than me, so that might also be a factor.
>>42260308I'm liking both, but Boruto Quest is a bit better because the QM there doesn't really speed through some situations.Then again, the things that Laze speeds through would be tedious if we went through them all.
>>42260308is boruto oficial series even worth reading?
>>42260349There isn't a Boruto series, just a movie
>>42260349>>42260374There is the short miniseries featuring Sasuke's and Sakara's child
>>42260406is that any good?
So, Laze, will we be developing our special snowflakiness that will keep us on par with Kiba's Dog-ness, Choji's getting fuckin HUUUUUEG, or that hyper-speed fighting style that is the Hyuga Clan's?
>>42260446I've got an idea forming in my mindYou should worry about getting to the finals for now
>>42260446probably our kekkei genkai that we didnt unlock yet
>>42260446I think our bones could block that Hyuuga "Your organs are liquid thanks to small tap" style
>>42260486How do you figure?
>>42260514Assumin Kimimaro is norm and training doesn't make them stronger they can resist something that can crush humans into liquidAnd if we pump chakra into them there's chance it will weaken attackWe could also grow a spike in place they want to hitThat's all assuming we are KaguyaI wouldn't recommend getting close to Hyuuga either way
>>42260643getting into melee range with hyuuga is pretty much being friends with a joestarboth will get you killed
Why do people think we've got kaguya blood?
>>42260643You're assuming we will get Osteokinesis Kekkei Genkai.
>>42260724Because they're retards, anon.
>>42260724kaguya clan and our dad came from the same country and we dont know dads last name
>>42260741>>42260750>>42260757>>42260724A bit of all three of these.
>>42260822But we can agree that it's one of best bloodlinesAnd it's very deadly to people that don't know about it
>>42260998no argument here, in a world of ninjas and shit, having the ability to turn your bones into weapons is pretty good since no one will see it coming without information
Does anyone know of a good naruto rpg? I mean sorta like five nations or something?
After playing dishonored, something occured to meWe should make some springrazor traps
>>42261164>https://archive.moe/tg/thread/39690986/#39695532There you go.It's the only one I know about, at least.
Dead thread, post cute tenten
>>42261745here you go
>>42261745also this outfit is fucking sick we should go for something like that
>>42260998As OP as it is, there is a slightly more fitting, if less versatile bloodline for our tendencies.Explosion release. Yes, that is a thing.
What if our Kekkai Genkai was leeches/tapeworm things that rejuvenate our body into immortality?
>>42262329really?is it a fusion between elements like haku's and yamato's?
>>42262396Yeah, Lightning and Earth
>>42262396Yes. Earth and lightning, IIRC.
I'd be okay with explosion release. Or a Plasma Release (Extremely inefficient fire/lightning blend that reaches sun level temperatures)
>>42262396No clear idea how it actually works in practice: it's one of a lot of kekkei genkai suffer from that issue.
>>42262447Storm release also looks fun. But by far, the Kaguya line has always been a personal favorite. And it's not even just a surprise, as they can be made harder and sharper than steel.
>>42262567what exacly does storm does again?
>>42262706Black laser panthers
The problem with blast release is that it's kinda bad when compared to other bloodlines if you don't have kinjutsu Deidara used
>>42262715welp, i wasnt expecting that...
>>42262364That sounds kind of silly, anon.>>42260750Wait, is that the case with the nations?>>42260998It's just deadly in general. And think about how it wasn't used in canon: tucking explosives into them and using the hardened bones as shrapnel, channeling nature chakra through them because they're a part of your own body, growing them as plates over your body like armor.>>42261745Will do.
>>42262745We could even cover ourself in explosive notes and survive the explosion!There is probably kinjutsu or two we could use safely if we had that bloodline
>>42262791Are we Fujiwara no Mokou now?
>>42262715I thought black lightning was just a highly advanced lightning technique that got passed down? Seperate from guided laser spam release.
>>42262791Shit man, just set up a Kunai to explode in shrapnel in two seconds and throw it. Grenades for days.
>>42262808Not reallyBut if we have katon we could use some explosive forms of itSadly our bones won't stop fire from cooking our insides
>>42262831You're rightI just wanted to say that
>>42262791Only if we DO build it as armor. Much easier to just armor our wrists and create claws, ideally channeling an element through the bone. Basically a form of nintaijutsu.Entirely wishful thinking, but wind element sharpness around body parts that are harder than steel? Fucking brutal.
I wonder how people think about us sticking an explosive tag to one of the instructors.
>>42262946I realise you actually had a point, but I was distracted by dem hips.Anyway. Laze, could we potentially make a serial clone overlay on our body to disguise our movements and exact position? Each layer makes a different attack - being an illusion, it wouldn't have any actual effect, but it'd be hell differentiating the real attack from the fakes.It'd be a pretty significant force multiplier in melee.
>>42263059we're fucking weird/nutsexacly what reactions we got from the other rookies/classmates?
>>42263059"That guy's balls must be huge"-random genin
>>42263081Issue is we're not very good at clone jutsu or genjutsu.
>>42263081that's a pretty awesome ideawe could actually make it now since we have good int/chakra control, tho our gen is kinda shit
>>42263081Not with your shit genjutsu>>42263098Most were like Sasuke and thought it was pretty funnyThey knew you weren't irresponsible enough to use a real one
Funfact: Bunshin is ninjutsu
>>42263131another question popped into mind Lazewhats our relationship with our classmates?
>>42263119>>42263131>Not with your shit genjutsuTrue.I just had the idea because I saw the nintaijutsu comment, so I started thinking about gentaijutsu.
>>42263149>An illusory clone is not an illusion techniqueGo figure>>42263179You're currently bro as fuck with KibaSasuke and Tenten are both quite fond of youLee thinks you're a cool guy, but you haven't really hung outThe rest of the class is cool with you, no one dislikes you anyway
>>42263227It's not illusionAt least not in genjutsu senseGenjutsu won't show on camera but Bunshin will
>>42263149yeah but the tech we're trying to make up(>>42263081)is with illusion clones
>>42263227Why are we bro as fuck with Kiba? Not telling about haku and the woods?
>>42263262that too i'd wager, we also pretty good at stratergize and help in combatalso we gave him free food in this thread so that helps with the dogman
>>42263254...she looks like she was sneaking before she got distracted by a pretty explosion.
>>42263253I appreciate the difference, but it still boggles my mind>>42263262Kiba's just cool like that. You get along very well.
Guys whats our end game?not in combat or how to fight but what would be kons goal? Hokage? Just settle down with a girl and have kids and continue the restaurant(while also ninjaing)
>>42263314>it was kon's big bang
>>42263318We have similar senses of humor and similar guy codes, but where he's boisterous and outgoing he trusts us to keep a level head and 'hold him back' as it were.>>42263355I'm pretty cool with going up the ranks and managing the restaurant while we handle ninja things.
>>42263355Survive past the age of thirty.For a ninja, that is ambitious.
>>42263355Marry (possibly if not likely pic related), have a few kids, find meaning in life.
>>42263355Marrying KaguyaUsing her help to break out of ITHoping that illusions can have chakraDefeating actual Kaguya and saving the world
>>42263422>middle aged Kon, sitting across from Tenten at the restaurant>they're filing the taxes for the year>kids are running around swinging their spines at each otherI like it.
>>42263430who's this kaguya again?
>>42263422Is that Tenten? But why does she have Kong Ming's feather fan with an enlarged handle?Also not sure if this is safe so spoiler.
>>42263422We are totally gonna marry Tenten by the time the Shippuden timeskip is over, and she will constantly drag our chill af ass out to see the world and go on all the crazy adventures while we're quite content sitting at home, doing paperwork, smoking a pipe, and managing the ramen shop that primarily serves other ninja because it also sells them weapons.
>>42263514Alien moon goddess who first taught humans to chakra, iirc. Comes back and tries to lock everyone into an eternal genjutsu so they'll stop fucking everything up.
>>42263526It's a legendary ninja weapon she gets hold of in Shippuden. Uses it to fuck people up.
>>42263545No, it's to turn everyone into zetsus to stop other aliums from stealing her fruit
>>42263527i'm completely okay with developmentand i also encourage it
>>42263584That sounds just as reasonable as anything I could make up on the spot.
>>42263596i'm completely okay with THIS* developmentfucking hell writing is hard today
>>42263584She has eaten the fruit alreadyZetsu are for intergalactic tourney that will happen in few years
>>42263545>>42263584>>42263634this actual cannon or you're bullshiting me?
>>42263634>implying she isn't just trying to appease the anti-chakras by keeping ninjas down
>>42263661No completely true mate. Kishi lost his fucking mind at the end.Actually no fucking clue
>>42263661The first of those answers is for real, at least at the time where I gave up reading the manga.
>>42263545>>42263584>>42263634>>42263662It depresses me that all of these are pretty much accurate.Kishimoto got... strange, near the end.
>>42263680>>42263685>>42263689wow...naruto got really fucking stupid near the end huh?i miss orochimaru being the main bad guy...
>>42263721He was even better as a good guy though
>>42263735You trolling? Cuase you can't be serious.
>>42263735... this quest is getting cooler
>>42263735>HeIt's a she nowHow do you think it got a child?One of snakes he's made of that grew into human?
>>42263757He was awesome and you know it.
>>42263735da fuk you talking abo->>42263773oh...well im interested
>>42263757>>42263773It's canon m8s, just check the manga
>>42263800I stopped after the time skip to shipashit. May have to read it for that though.
>>42263800you mean that one time when he became sausage man bitch?cuz i wouldnt count that as good guy and more like "do what i say or get fucked"
>>42263815>>42263825He pulled a lazarus during the endgame. Only thing I liked during that part of the manga.
>>42263825He is totally a good guyTheir kids even play together
So how often, exactly, will we be working with other teams after the exams? I'd imagine that if we do well and show leadership qualities to the degree we get promoted it would be more likely.
>>42263862If you get promoted, definitely
>>42263735>>42263757>>42263773>>42263780>>42263800>>42263815OROCHIMARU WON EVERYTHINGEVERYTHING AND EVEN A GOD DAMN KID WHO IS A MAIN CHARACTER IN BARUTO'S MOVIEHEWONALSO THE CHILD HAS WHITE-BLUE HAIR SO YEAH