You finally leave Za'ria sometime later, her having promised to give the elixir another try, hopefully with better results this time. It's getting later in the day now, noon just having passed, and from the look of the activity around camp, Zo'rok is gathering a suitable raiding party.You see Zo'rok nearby, speaking with Dru'ak, your two old friends discussing something. You swear Dru'ak has gotten even larger these past few months. Evidently he takes his new position as captain of your honorguard seriously, you know Or'kaz had to refit his armor recently, as he'd become a little too hulking to fit comfortably within it any more. He strikes an imposing figure alongside you, as he should.“Chieftain,” Zo'rok calls, and you stride over to greet the pair, Dru'ak giving you a nod.“Almost ready, gathered up enough orcs to handle any harpies you might run into, or anything else for that matter. I made sure they all have nets, bows and slings too, since I doubt the harpies are going to be good enough to come fight us on the ground,” he cackles.“You want anyone special for the raid?” Dru'ak asks.“Not Vor'zal though, he's gone off hunting again, damned priest is a law to himself,” Zo'rok snorts, rolling his eyes.>Yes, I'll bring... (write-in)>No, just the orcs you've got
>>41971022Links:>Character Bios: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R9snecj2CMMLcA_gFlvUnqPKKrFJDhMUGmWYcCc0qjk/edit?usp=sharing>Character Sheets: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16HQFIGCToR2Vv5N2jg_Za9oWs1OMByzQ5ReJSiZFdME/edit?pli=1>Setting Info: http://pastebin.com/aRt0MR72>Twitter: https://twitter.com/BrightTegu>Ask: http://ask.fm/BrightTegu>Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Orc%20Warlord
You now have a loot list, including both old loot and loot from the Jabberwocky hoard.>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GuQ_27eeBm1Pz7I3Vh8IQ0poL0T7E8dN1xLwVZPYxNc/edit?usp=sharingAlso smut.http://pastebin.com/Fd7p54Zp
>>41971022>No, just the orcs you've got
>>41971026K'zala sounds good, I believe she's not preggo anymore so she might be useful.
>>41971022>Yes, I'll bring Koz'rakGuy has a harpy mate, right? Let's just ask how he got her on the way.Welcome back Lordy.
>>41971022>>No, just the orcs you've gotSup War
>>41971065Also take that baller shark axe as side weapon just in case, it sounds baller as fuck.
>>41971098Its not a bad idea to give the axe to her even. Or the flambard, I think she'd have more use of these.
>>41971022Y-you said we'd start the session in her tent so we could tell her some more stuff ;_;And I wanted to fuck that stubborn elf's mate to help with training him...Hmm, maybe bring Sho'ka and K'zala? Been a while since we took them out. I think Ya1zada would appreciate a more straight up battle more so. Oh, maybe bring Koz'rak and Lo'zol? Za'ria to give her a chance to show her new attitude?
>>41971098Seconding this, although I personally think we should set everything abyssal we found on fire. Just, fuck that stuff.
>>41971125>Y-you said we'd start the session in her tent so we could tell her some more stuff ;_;>And I wanted to fuck that stubborn elf's mate to help with training him...Come on, anon. We can mindbreak some elves later. We have an entirely new species to add to the harem!
>>41971125Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about that stuff.
>>41971122K'zala's not really used to using big weapons like that, so it'll take her a little while to get used to them if you give one to her.
>>41971170Oh, thought its more of a hand axe, hatchet of sorts.>inb4 we turn into battle axe dual wielding giant green orc.Yes.Anyway, I am guessing the daggers are out too for her?
>>41971132Nah man, even Zul'orok Zhar is fine with using the abyss if we can control it well enough.>>41971022Adding to >>41971125Bring the dwarven amulet, and the bowstring, plus bring someone who's good with archery.I think the throwing knives and possibly the shark axe will be useful against the Great Serpent.Oh! We could bring the elf sorceror and give him the entiwned vines staff.>>41971155Would it be possible to inscribe Zul'orok Zhar's symbol into a the teeth of the axe? Obviously this would only matter for the first set, but might be cool.
This. If we're giving the shark-head axe to anyone, it ought to be Y'zada. But I honestly think we should use it ourselves, because swag.
>>41971205Anon, she has a frost dagger.>>41971190How much strength would we need to dual wield battle axes? STR6? STR7?
>>41971206>Would it be possible to inscribe Zul'orok Zhar's symbol into a the teeth of the axe? Obviously this would only matter for the first set, but might be cool.Enchanted steel is rather hard to scrape things into, also the symbol wouldn't really do anything without proper rituals to empower it.>>41971205She could handle the throwing daggers, if that's what you mean, just about, anyway.>>41971219>How much strength would we need to dual wield battle axes? STR6? STR7?5 would do it.
>>41971206>Nah man, even Zul'orok Zhar is fine with using the abyss if we can control it well enough.Whatever powers that be in the abyss already hate us, we've been a thorn in their side since damn near the beginning of the quest, probably safe to assume that any abyss-touched items we use will want to corrupt the fuck out of us with a vengeance. Are you sure you want to try to control something that has a really goddamn good reason to stop at nothing in order to turn us?>>41971226>5 would do it.Hype. Let's start eating all the oats in camp and squatting our mates. 5x5 mate squats
>>41971057>she was threatening horrible torment upon him and his clan at the hands of her dead kingdomAre those 'he's meant to be 'you's?>>41971226Did you rename Orcish Fury to Rampage?So we're 1 normal training point and 1 divine gift away from akimbo battle axes.Good to know.But yeah, we could give it to Ya'zada once we bring her along somewhere.
>>41971245I doubt the abyss as a whole is intelligent and united enough to want vengeance against us, we haven't even done that much on the grand scale of things. What, we killed the follower of a corrupted orcish exgod, and killed some horror in the tomb of the Orcish King. That's not a whole lot.
>>41971251>Did you rename Orcish Fury to Rampage?No, that was an older name for it that I put back in by accident when I copypasted from my document. I've changed it back to Orcish Fury now.>Are those 'he's meant to be 'you's?Damn, I thought I fixed all those.
Okay, I'm seeing a couple of votes for K'zala, as well as a couple for Koz'rak, and one each for Sho'ka, Ya'zada, Lo'zol and Za'ria.So I'll say K'zala and Koz'rak are coming, and for the others...>Bring all four>Bring just two (who?)>Bring none
>>41971262Clarification from Warlord on this maybe? I thought the abyss was something along the lines of a force of nature. Not necessarily something sentient and brilliant and capable of long-term planning, but something that definitely remembers if you poke it with a stick.>>41971304>Bring K'zala, Koz'rak, and Sho'kaOur novice infiltrator, local harpy expert, and novice hunter. Let's roll.
>>41971304>>Bring just two (who?)Lo'zol and Sho'ka
>>41971304>Bring just two (who?)Ya'zada and Za'ria
>>41971324Can't just bring our girls all the time, we should try to pacify Lo'zol since he seems to be the kind that isn't very loyal to us by taking him out to fight and shit.>>41971304Was Dru'ak the first in the clan to reach STR4?
>>41971304>Bring all four
Also, the Axe:>Take shark-headed battleaxe>Give shark-headed battleaxe to Ya'zada>Leave itThe abyssal stuff (Crown and Panpipes)>Destroy it>Leave itThe throwing knives>Take them>Give them to K'zala>Leave themThe staff of entwined vines>Give it to the elf sorcerer>Leave itThe dwarven amulet>Take it>Leave itThe Bowstring>Take it>Give it to one of your clan's skilled archers>Leave it>>41971343>Was Dru'ak the first in the clan to reach STR4?Yup.
>>41971354>Take shark-axe>Destroy abyssal faggot nonsense>Give throwing knives to K'zala>Leave staff on entwined vines, elves a shit>Leave dwarven amulet>Give bowstring to one of your clan's skilled archers
>>41971354the Axe:>Give shark-headed battleaxe to Ya'zadaThe abyssal stuff (Crown and Panpipes)>Destroy itThe Bowstring>Give it to one of your clan's skilled archers
>>41971354>Take shark-headed battleaxe>Destroy it>Give them to K'zala>Leave it>Leave it>Give it to one of your clan's skilled archers
>>41971354>Give shark-headed battleaxe to Ya'zada>Leave itFor now, it may be useful if we somehow find a way to remove the abyssal properties, if not, destroy.>Give them to K'zala>Leave it>Leave it>Give it to one of your clan's skilled archers
>>41971354>>Leave it>>Leave it>>Leave itNo reason, I doubt we'd run into anything with spacetimeshifting powers>Give it to the elf sorcerer>Take it>Leave itWe don't have anyone super good at archery yet, and I don't want to permanently give it to someone, or risk causing anger by taking it away later.
>>41971354>>Give shark-headed battleaxe to Ya'zada>Destroy it>Give them to K'zala>Leave it>Take it>Give it to one of your clan's skilled archers
>>41971375>>41971387>>41971373Why? We've had an abyssal crown since basically the beginning of the quest, and it's a good last resort boost.
>>41971412Because it's fucking heresy, anon.Magical dick is much better last resort.
>>41971412we got rid of that crown a long time ago anon
>>41971304>Bring all fourif this doesn't win, just bring sho'ka.
>>41971354Axe>Give to Ya'zadaAbyssal stuff>DestroyThrowing knives>Give to K'zalaStaff>Leave itAmulet>TakeBowstring>Give to skilled archer
>>41971354Axe>Leave itAbyss>Leave itBowstring>Leave it>>41971418It's not actually heresy to use the power of the abyss if we can dominate it into doing what we want.>>41971421No we didn't, it's in stack of shit for if we need the all-around boost.
>>41971394>No reason, I doubt we'd run into anything with spacetimeshifting powersYou're right for this raid, but if we ever get to the Elder Serpent or Xipil I'm voting to keep one or two of them in pocket.
>>41971412We should gain favour by destroying these items.
>>41971431>It's not actually heresy to use the power of the abyss if we can dominate it into doing what we wantFamous last words of every space marine who turned to the powers of the warp for help.It's fucking heresy.
>>41971438I'm going to need confirmation on this before I accept it. And who says a bit of favor will be more useful than an abyssal horror to do our bidding? The panpipe is literally harmless as long as a person only uses it once.
>>41971412Simply because it is an abyssal artifact. I don't want to use it. I don't want to rely on it. I don't want some slack jawed faggot with delusions of grandeur stealing it and using it against us.The abyss is not our friend.
>>41971354the Axe:>Take shark-headed battleaxeThe abyssal stuff (Crown and Panpipes)>Destroy itThe throwing knives>Give them to K'zalaThe staff of entwined vines>Leave itThe dwarven amulet>Leave itThe Bowstring>Leave it
>>41971304Do votes for all four also count for votes for each each of them? Like, if "all four" doesn't win, will those votes still count to each individual's vote tally?
>>41971445>space marineWhy are you bringing up the inferior races? Sure, maybe humans can't handle tainted powers, but Ur'shal can definitely handle it.>>41971451You're really wasting potential here, the Sluagh have managed to bend the abyss to their will before and they've been doing fine. Remember that the crown is what helped us kill the previous cheif.
>>41971431You're a fucking retard if you think you can successfully use the abyss without it fucking you up.We took that crown off and have never looked at it again for very good reasons anon, so stop being a fucking moron.>>41971438I agree.
Tallying up votes now.
>>41971463>Sure, maybe humans can't handle tainted powers, but Ur'shal can definitely handle it.Honestly anon you need to be purged.
>>41971463>but Ur'shal can definitely handle it.Someone doesn't read this quest.>You're really wasting potential hereAh that argument, when all else fails and you know you've lost pull out the "muh pootenshial".
>>41971464>you're retarded if you think we can do something that we've done beforeOkay anon.Okay.Warlord has said using the abyss is fine if we can control it before, but surely you know better than the QM.
>>41971354the Axe:>Give shark-headed battleaxe to Ya'zadaThe abyssal stuff (Crown and Panpipes)>Destroy itThe throwing knives>Give them to K'zalaThe staff of entwined vines>Give it to the elf sorcerer>The dwarven amulet>Take itThe Bowstring>Give it to one of your clan's skilled archersPIMP out all our troopers to get maximum effect on the harpies and then fuck up the abyssal shit.
>>41971489Even the QM is not immune to the corrupting touch of heresy. The only answer to heresy is the cleansing touch of fire.
>>41971451Orcish after-school special.>Just say 'no' to the Abyss>This is your brain. This is your brain on the Abyss.>Gru'gak thought she was talking to her shaman. Instead she was talking to the horror that had taken over his body. Now the Tonguerippers are all dead. Aybssal magic: not even once.
>>41971484Since when is potential a buzzword now?You're wasting usable resources by destroying something that could be used as a last resort.
Thoughts on this?Caged Beetle – Found in Jabberwocky hoard, A fist-sized beetle with a shiny blue shell in a gilded cage. Definitely magical, but none of your clanmates have any idea what it can do, other than letting out a high pitched keening sound seemingly at random. Thankfully it came with a soundproof cloth to cover the cage.
>>41971498It's not a usable resource, its fucking abyssal you cockmongering idiot
I bet Zul'orok Zhar would've gotten a kick out of Ur'shal having an abyssal horror as his bitchboy doing his dirty work.
>>41971498Yes, a 'last resort'. A 'last resort' we don't carry with us, we'll have to hope the guy that's too strong for us will let us go get it when he's taking our ass!
>>41971509I bet if you give the cage a good shake, it'll keen even louder, which will cause some kind of magical effect.
>>41971513You can't just spout "but muh abyss" and think it's a convincing argument, because those artifacts ARE useful resources.>>41971474Please confirm that the panpipes are harmless as long as they aren't used repeatedly.
>>41971513>>41971498Honestly all abysmal shit should be destroyed until we meet the slaugh.They seem to have a resistance to its influence.
>>41971497Time has lost all meaning in this nightmarish existence tainted by the Abyss. Do you know where your whelps are?
>>41971509maybe it can be used to track or find something.
>>41971519>what is the clan being attacked by an outside forceOh boy, I sure am glad we got rid of that free abyssal horror under our control!>>41971536No, that's something we have, see>Abyssal Resistance (lvl 1, Innate, Natural)the Sluagh know how to bend the abyss to their will with magic and enchantment.Like the abyssal artifacts we have.
>>41971532>Please confirm that the panpipes are harmless as long as they aren't used repeatedly.So is crack but I don't really want to get that ball rolling in the camp, anon.
>>41971532>Please confirm that the panpipes are harmless as long as they aren't used repeatedly.Your spellcasters are fairly certain that it would take at least a few uses before the panpipes started to influence your brain to a noticeable degree.
>all these edgelords wanting to turn us into TonguerippersNo, guys. Just no.
>>41971551Are you seriously implying that someone could secretly steal the panpipes and secretly use it repeatedly? You're saying Ur'shal wouldn't notice if they were used in the camp.>>41971509Leave it be until we know what to do with it.Or eat it, since we're all about wasting useful things now.
>>41971550Yeah, from how Lordy is writing the story, they're either not doing what you say they're doing, or they're not the ones that are bending.
>>41971558And Ur'shal abyssal resistance would either postpone the effects or make them even more minor, right?Hell, I bet even a bottle of elixir would be enough to get rid of the abyssal influence.
I wonder if anyone has tried throwing a bottle of Phoenix Elixir into the abyss to see if it cures it.
>>41971562Its just one retarded samefag anon, stay strong.
>>41971564>Are you seriously implying that someone could secretly steal the panpipes and secretly use it repeatedly? You're saying Ur'shal wouldn't notice if they were used in the camp.Am I seriously implying that shit can go down in camp without our knowledge? Well, yes, actually. Yes I can. See the traitor we had to have quietly killed a few threads back because he was running off to meet with agents of Slaagyr. Can you please just keep your heresy in your fucking pants, anon. No one wants to see that shit, it's heretical.
Okay, so the vote for who to bring with you was kind of vague and hard to get a solid grip on, but it seemed like Sho'ka was the one who had the most votes. So you're taking K'zala, Sho'ka and Koz'rak.As for the magic items, you are...Giving the battleaxe to Ya'zadaDestroying the crown and panpipesGiving the throwing knives to K'zalaLeaving the staff in the loot pileTaking the amuletGiving the bowstring to one of your talented archers>>41971577Ur's abyssal resistance would certainly help stave off the effects. However the vote is already in I'm afraid.Writing.
>>41971562We should also ban alcohol.And guns.And porn.
>>41971590on second thought, how is K'zala with a bow? we could give her the bowstring
>>41971558I feel like, whether or not these artifacts would be useful, after everybody in the clan having fought the Tonguerippers, actually busting out some abyssal power would be a good way to lose their confidence. Is that accurate?
>>41971590>However the vote is already in I'm afraid.So, just to be clear about this, for future reference.Using the panpipes once or twice would have held no danger and wouldn't have upset Zul'orok Zhar at all?Using the crown as a last resort would've been fine with Zul'orok Zhar as well? Is this the crown we found in the tomb of the Orcish King, that was gifted by the Sluagh, and could harness the power of the abyss to help the wearer while its influence could be fought off with just some willpower?
>>41971590>However the vote is already in I'm afraid.Another victory for all that is pure and true. The orcish gods look down upon us this day, and they smile.>>41971594Ur'shal cares not for your buttrage, young heretic.
>>41971594>Ban porn.Anon, please, I'm British, stop triggering me.>>41971601Average.>>41971611Who knows, it is certainly true that a lot of your orcs are very leery about abyssal things though.
The abyss: not even once.
>>41971631Already failed that, we used the crown in the past and didn't get in trouble because of it.
>>41971630>Anon, please, I'm British, stop triggering me.How is the knife ban going up there?How bad do you think it will get?
>>41971594>PornI can't imagine orcs having any use for it, what with all of the actual women they're busy pounding. I could see one of our slaves teaching us to read their language using some piece of written erotica, though, and the inevitable outcome of such an endeavor.
>>41971630Is it just the production of loli that's banned? Can you read kanyapyi's great new doujin?
>>41971594>And porn.Why would orcs need it? We literally have a kennel full of fuck-slaves.
>>41971638>and didn't get in trouble because of it.Keep on ignoring all the shit it was trying to pull on us anon.
>>41971654We should ban sex too, since it can lead to rape and abuse of female orcs.>>41971658You mean all the shit it failed to pull and we succeeded in not getting into trouble?
>>41971665>We should ban sex too, since it can lead to rape and abuse of female orcs.Now you aren't even making sense. You should get up, take a few deep breaths, walk around for a minute, then come on back.
>>41971641De-Weaponizing britain is a pipe dream.Knifes are just unpopular due to the fact if you escalate shit, someone is going to cut your face off. Folks still carry them for self defense no matter what the coppers say.>>41971665You suffer from gambler's fallacy.
>>41971665Fuck off already.
>>41971679I can't even imagine trying to ban knives. I carry a knife as part of everyday wear because hell, I might decide to by some fruit for lunch, or maybe I need to open a package at work, or any of the thousand other legitimate uses I might have for a knife in the course of my day.
>>41971630What'd you think of yesterday's monster musume?
>>41971715>implying you have a job>implying you eat fruit instead of chicken tendies>implying anyone mails you anything, ever
>>41971721Best girl appeared.
>>41971742Polt made it to the anime?Hell yes!
>>41971715people can still carry small folding knives in britbonia, they just can't have a blade longer than 3" and can't be locking blades
>>41971729I have no idea what you're implying. Is this some kind of British joke? I live in Canada.
>>41971764Its just a summer fag trying to act 4chan thug-life.
>>41971764He's just implying you're a loser
>>41971764>I live in Canada.Actually that explains why the concept of an insult is completely foreign to you.
>>41971594Ban porn? Why would you take away that one orcs lewd elf painting?!You know, that dwarven amulet might be a good fit for one of our lieutenats. We already have our god armor, why not give it to Ya'zada or Dru'ak?
>>41971772>>41971775Oh. I though chicken tendies was some kind of specific cultural reference I wasn't getting.
“Tell Koz'rak to join us, he knows about harpies,” You grunt, Zo'rok nodding as he heads off to track down your other lieutenant.You frown, glancing around. Now that your two original mates have given birth, it might be time to let them take a more active role in your clan once more. It would be good to see how much they have learned as well, training with Vor'zal and Or'kug.“Dru'ak, can you get Ku'zag to do something for me?”Dru'ak nods, waiting for you to continue.“The crown and the panpipes, in the loot, I want him to get rid of them, burn them or whatever he thinks is best.”“Right,” Dru'ak grunts, the two of you walking back towards the storage hut for a while before he breaks away to track down the old shaman.Stepping inside, you ignore Ashuris' elf as he sulks in the corner, sifting through the stacks of treasure to find the things you came here for. The amulet you pick up, hanging it around your neck, feeling a slight tingling, or... weightiness as you put it on, it's hard to describe, you assume that means it's working though. You also gather up the bowstring, the battleaxe and the throwing knives, stepping back outside and making for your hut.You find your mates inside, two of them anyway, Sho'ka is probably out with her pets again. K'zala smiling at you as you enter.“K'zala, you're going to be joining me on the raid today,” you grin, passing her the leather sash holding the knives.She takes the knives gingerly, her slanted eyes bright as she takes one out of its holder, turning it over in her hand.“I'll make you proud, Ur,” she smiles.“Good, we'll be leaving within the hour,” you nod, turning your attention to Ya'zada.“A raid? Against harpies, right? I heard some of the clan talking earlier,” she grins.You shake your head. “Today I need you to stay here, keep an eye on the camp.”“Really? You sure I can't come with you, I'm itching for a fight,” she frowns, folding her arms.(cont)
>>41971806“Not this time, but you'll get your chance to fight soon enough, and when you do, you'll have a fine weapon for it,” you grin, passing her the battleaxe.“Damn, that's a fine looking thing,” Ya'zada growls, a predatory smile on her face as she admires the axe.“Magical, or so my sorcerers say, not that I've tested it yet,” you shrug.“Well don't keep me waiting too long to try it out on some moving targets, a weapon like this needs a little blood on it,” your mate smiles, still admiring the blade.“Soon, we've no shortage of enemies,” you snort.The only one left to track down it Sho'ka, and sure enough you find her by the new camp's far larger incarnation of the Stormhorn pen, sat down on the edge of the sunken area, feeding her stormhorn a chunk of old and somewhat green wild pig meat, which the hulking beetle is tearing into eagerly.“Sho'ka, we're going raiding,” you grunt, Sho'ka tossing the last of the meat to Skar as she hops to her feet.“Today?”“Yes, soon, I want you to join us when we raid the harpies.”“Oh, you hear that, Skar, we're raiding harpies.”You aren't sure whether or not the hulking beetle is well suited to this raid. While the stormhorns have little trouble with the jungle, they are hardly subtle, tearing straight through undergrowth, smaller trees, and anything else in their way.>Yes, Skar can come too>Leave Skar behind for this one
>>41971801I can get behind giving it to Dru'ak. He's homie/10.
>>41971822>Yes, Skar can come too
>>41971822>Leave Skar behind for this oneIf they get wind of us before we reach the nest site, they will just fly off. Unless that beetle can fly its not going to help.
>>41971822>Yes, Skar can come tooLet's see how it goes down. We should bring our Bandersnatch, too.
>>41971822>>Leave Skar behind for this one
>>41971822>>Leave Skar behind for this oneSorry buddy, we'll find a more suitable enemy for you in the future, we promise.
>>41971822Suggest Sho'ka brings her crag lion instead?
>>41971822>Leave Skar behind on this one.
>>41971871Seconding, mobility here would be more important.Also our pet.
>>41971871Actually yeah, that's not a bad idea.
>>41971871sure, also lets bring our sex mangnet as well.>>41971822Hey warlord would the hunt goddes be cool if all of Urs pets are fey animals?I just love have a pet that copies Ur and is also strange.Plus i love the idea of each of his pets being a mini him.
Writing.>>41971921>Hey warlord would the hunt goddes be cool if all of Urs pets are fey animals?She wouldn't be bothered about a little thing like that.
>IDEA!While we hit the Harpy camp, we should have Vulture riders nearby, ready to pick off and capture any fleeing or routing harpys
>>41971932Did we ever decide on a name for our Bandersnatch?I'm voting for Ron Jere'my
>>41971932so warlord will you hold a vote for bum rushing some harpy camps?I remember you saying that as soon we hit one camp the others would get spooked and would leave eventually.So i want to know if we can bum rush the closet ones and take as much slaves before they run away.
>>41971951make it orcy anon.
>>41971952Not all of the nests, since they don't really communicate, but if you were to raid one nest, then the survivors would not wait around for a second raid.
>>41971951Since it took after us.Ur'(Orcish word for howl here)
>>41971985Or in reverse.(orcish world for howl)'Shal
>>41971985>>41972005Too committed, who says he will be one of our more special mounts or anything, he might be our worst dog.Don't link him that much to Ur.
>>41972005>>41972005Or (orcishword for howl)'Ur
>>41972040Let's just call him orcishword.
>>41972040Why don't we just call it Howl?
>>41972092Howler?Yeah, seems good.
>>41972092Cause Krag'Ur and other variants are cool names
How about 'He Who Grins'?
>>41972103They're really lame, actually, if you ask me.Also orcs don't capitalize the part after the apostrophe.>>41972117Too respectful and shit, like he's an ancient demon, which he isn't.
>>41972103>>41972147Krag'ur was also the name of the Tongueripper chieftain, of course...
“If we don't want the harpies to scatter, we need to surprise them. We'll find a raid more suited to Skar soon, but not this time,” you grunt.“Ah well, I'll just bring Kazi then,” Sho'ka shrugs, falling into step alongside you as you head for the meeting point.“If the harpies down south are as pretty as Koz'rak's one, I can't wait,” she grins. You're not going to let yourself look as excitable as your mate, but you share her sentiments, with the harpies and the lamia nearby, you should with luck be adding some quite exotic slaves to your harem soon.“Already bored of Bryna and Izannia?”“Hah, I am not bored of any of your slaves, Ur, but more to play with is never a bad thing,” Sho'ka leers.“Just go a little easier on Bryna next time, you damn near suffocated her in there.”“I know, I know, I wouldn't really hurt your slaves, she just needed a little motivation to lick faster,” Sho'ka shrugs, the two of you finally arriving at the meeting point.“Ur, Ku'zag says he'll deal with it,” Dru'ak grunts, stepping forward.You nod, slapping him on the shoulder as you look around the group. Forty warriors, picked for stealth and cunning, your honorguard, now up to eight including Dru'ak, your two mates, and your lieutenant Koz'rak. It's a good group.“They all ready?”“Yeah, we can go as soon as you want,” Dru'ak nods.(cont)
>>41972182“Alright, you all know the plan. We hit one of the harpy nests, net as many as we can, ranged weapons if that fails, we need to be fast and quiet. Any questions?”With none forthcoming, you nod, glancing around as your bandersnatch lopes into view from behind a hut. You should really name him sometime, perhaps Raka, with the howling and grinning, it would fit. He seems to be grinning pretty hard right now, as he sits down next to you.“Again Kazi?” Sho'ka snorts, as her crag lion slinks out from behind the hut a few moments later. Well, that explains what's got him in such a good mood.“Alright, let's go,” you shout, Sho'ka and K'zala sticking close as you set off out of the camp.>Roll 1d20
>>41972163Well, Krag'ur is out.Ur takes a hard line against heresy.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41972197
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41972197
>>41972217Well memed.>>41972197>“Again Kazi?” Sho'ka snorts, as her crag lion slinks out from behind the hut a few moments later. Well, that explains what's got him in such a good mood.Hilarious. How is this guy not best pet.Raka works for me.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41972197
>>41972234You can go ahead and kindly excuse yourself from rolling anymore, anon.
It's just occurred to me to wonder if Vaki's old dream realm exits out into anywhere else besides her river. That Jabberwock got the Shark Axe from somewhere, and it can't have been anywhere nearby becasue we aren't even close to an ocean. Does Ur even know what a shark is? When we're done down by the jungle, it might be worth investigating; if the dream realm does go somewhere else, we could conceivably bypass the Wall altogether.
>>41972276The shark axe wasn't made of an actual shark, anon.
>>41972197Raka works for me.>>41972253Crits don't count in this quest anon.
>>41972312yeah, kneejerk reaction though.
>>41972276I wonder where her children are.
>>41972301No, but it was made to look like a shark and to have magic teeth that break off like actual shark teeth. If you lived in a land-locked culture and had never seen a shark before, how would you know to make it look and function like that?
>>41972324By reading about sharks, or traveling around.The dreamrealm wasn't that far from an ocean, anon.
>>41972330At Strength level 5, Ur can smack your shit around with TWO sharks at the same time!
>>41972324two words man, Land. Sharks.
>>41971057>not having Izannia service us while laying sideways so we can tease and play with her pussy
>>41972554So long as she's going to have an attitude, she doesn't get any ministrations from us.We break her like we break the other slaves - give her a taste, and make her beg for more.
>>41972567>not wanting orgasm denial
From your new camp, it's only a few hours walk to the edge of the jungle, close enough to make gathering wood easy, while still far enough away that anything attacking from the treeline will have to cross a lot of open ground to reach you. The wastes are quiet and still, the bare rock giving way to the softer earth, low plants and vines of the jungle's edge.“It's been a while since we've fought side by side, chieftain,” Koz'rak grunts, falling into step alongside you.“I figured if anyone in the clan knew about raiding harpy nests, it would be you,” you smirk.“It's a bit different in the jungle to the mountains, I'd wager, but I know how they behave,” he nods, as the two of you continue your march south, the treeline looming in the distance.“You said something about them scattering once we hit them?”“They won't wait around for us to attack again, but don't think that means they won't defend themselves. Expect some magic, and a lot of rocks dropped on our heads. In the mountains they'd do hit and run attacks with their claws, or with daggers and things, but I don't know how well they'll be able to do that in the jungle, so they might hang back a bit more.”(cont)
>>41972586You listen as he runs through the details, watching the horizon. You think you spot a flicker of movement within the trees, but it's soon gone, and you shrug it off, could have been any number of jungle animals.It isn't until you grow closer to the treeline that you start to rethink your earlier assessment. The trees along the edge of the jungle are marked by strange symbols scratched into the bark, and looking up you make out animal skulls bound up with vines amidst the branches.“What do you make of that, Koz'rak?” you grunt, nodding to the strange sight, your lieutenant frowning as he scans the trees.“Troglodytes, maybe, they like leaving markings and dead things along the borders of their territory. I don't remember there being a troop here, but they might have moved in recently.”You frown, you don't necessarily need to enter the jungle here, the harpy nest is further east, so you could always head east along the edge of the jungle then straight south, it would add a few hours to the journey over the direct approach.>Go straight south-east through the Troglodyte territory>Head east then south to the harpies
>>41972598>Head east then south to the harpies
>>41972598>Go straight south-east through the Troglodyte territoryWho are these guys agian?
>>41972598>Go straight south-east through the Troglodyte territoryIf they come for us, we will kill them.Avoiding fights like this will only anger the orcish gods.
>>41972598>>Go straight south-east through the Troglodyte territoryThere's like a total of 45 of us here. I am more than sure we shouldn't be afraid. We should puff ourselves up and look as menacingly as possible just in case.
>>41972617Effectively they are fey chimpanzees.
>>41972598>Head east then south to the harpiesNo distractions
>>41972598>>Head east then south to the harpiesDon't want them messing with us now, we'll take care of them afterwards.
>>41972598>>Go straight south-east through the Troglodyte territory
>>41972598>Head east then south
>>41972598>Go straight south-east through the Troglodyte territoryAren't these guys the scavengers we met a while back?I remember you saying they won't do shit to us if they think its gonna be a hard fight and would only attack if we seem weak.40 strong orcs seem intimidating enough.
>>41972617>>41972625>>41972635>>41972652>>41972667Do you want to risk losing orcs before even getting any harpies? We can clear them out after we get the harpies if you really want to.
>>41972598>straight through I'd rather deal with them now, before we're weighed down by slaves and loot.
>>41972676better now than while head back full of slaves.
>>41972676See>>41972679We're going to want to head straight home after the raid. Also, we don't take shit from no one.
>>41972691We can go around with the slaves too, or do you think they'll expand while we're catching slaves? Please be sensible.
>>41972700Why must we head straight home?That kind of attitude is what caused the shitmonster shitstorm.
>>41972703They obviously have rudimentary intelligence if they're marking territory with bone fetishes. Which means they're certainly capable of making the realization that someone weighed down by treasure would make an easy target.
>>41972718What? We should head straight home because we're going to be too weighed down with loot and slaves to fight effectively?How does that have anything to do with trying to 1v1 a divine servant?
>>41972598>Go straight south-east through the Troglodyte territorymight find something interesting, if not we will at least show them we are not to be fucked with
Troglodyte territory wins.>Roll 1d20
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41972755
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>41972755
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41972755okay
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41972755Rip and tear!
>>41972767>All these haters trying to dodge the Trogs like they're level 100 bosses.>>41972770ffs man get your act together
>>41972781I rolled the 17 and I was one of the anons wanting to go around the Trogs
>>41972799I'll just take your roll, your gf, your little sister, and your obligatory shark-axe, and be on my way. Don't try nuffin.
>>41972781Rolling well does not make you right, it just makes you lucky.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>41972781Rip and tear!
>>41972800Was Lokasi just not an exemplary elf, or why did she not have any favor with any elf gods?>>41972841Hah, nice try, I only have 2 of those things!
>>41972844I'm pretty sure it makes you right.Along with dubs, trips, quads, and quints, of course.
>>41972864>dubsYou mean like >>41972799?
>>41972856>Was Lokasi just not an exemplary elf, or why did she not have any favor with any elf gods?Most of your slaves lose their favor with their gods once they give in. Ashuris is an exception since Ylugri doesn't care as long as she keeps giving him sacrifices, and Vaki's fey "gods" are fey so, you know, they're weird.One of the main uses for Y'zagya Zoka favor is allowing your slaves rerolls, since they lack their own favor.
>>41972882Yes, that anon was indeed accurate in stating that he voted for another option. What's your point?
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41972854Let me help you, anon.Rip and tear.
>>41972889Did she have favors/boons before she gave in, then?
>>41972889Speaking of Ylugri, what does he actually get out of sacrifices? Is it just a 'haha, you're my bitch' thing towards his followers? I mean, the souls go to either their own gods' divine realms or to the Crone Lands, right?
>>41972927The souls of the sacrificed go to Ylugri
>>41972927Souls sacrificed to Ylugri go to Ylugri.>>41972925Who knows.
>>41972958So what does he do with them?
>>41972958Can't we... ask her?
>>41972927If I told you I was going to go straight up murder someone just to show the world how awesome you are, you'd feel pretty damn important. Horrified, probably, as well, but still important.>>41972970Uses them as toilet paper.
>>41972970To give you an idea, I'd like to remind you that Ylugri has been described before as "Ogre Satan"
>>41972912Thanks man I just wanted to know if four Chan hated those words
>>41972970Wages a divine gorilla war with the dickass giant gods?
>>41973000Guerrilla you dumbfuck
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>41972994Chan doesn't hate the words, friend. It just hates you.Rolling for truth.
>>41972970he used to be known as giants version of satan.
>>41973028damn>>41972994I think you should probably an hero, anon
You guys do know only the first 3 rolls count?
>>41973024We're going to fight Fey Gorillas right now, its a pun.>Since we'll sacrifice some.
>>41973055...that's not why they are freaking out. Anon was rolling for truth and got a crit
>>41973028Welp no more rolling for this fella
“Keep going, I doubt they'll attack a group this large, but don't let your guard down,” you reply, stepping into the treeline at the head of your group.As you push deeper into the jungle, the troglodyte presence becomes more and more obvious, more strange carving, hanging bones and carcasses in various states of decay. Raka snarls, scratching uneasily at the dirt as he sniffs the air.“No-one wanders off alone,” you command, not that it looks as if your raiding party have any intention of doing so.“Ur, there, to the west,” Sho'ka mutters, nodding over into the trees.Glancing over that way, you make out a few short, lanky shapes skulking amidst the undergrowth, shadowing you. They are soon joined by several more, hoots and grunts echoing through the trees as the growing horde of troglodytes gather to dog your heels.“That's a lot of troglodytes, must be at least as many of them as there are of us,” Koz'rak frowns, his grip tightening on his spear.>Pick up your pace, rush for the other side>Keep going, slow and calm>Attack them
>>41973138>>Keep going, slow and calmDon't show weakness
>>41973138>Attack themBest way to communicate with a territorial and aggressive animal is to firmly let them know that this is your hood now.
>>41973138>Pick up your pace, rush for the other side
>>41973138>Keep going, slow and calmfuckers would attack at the sign of weakness.
>>41973138>Keep going, slow and calm
>>41973138slow and calm.
Didn't you say you wanted to go through here so we could clear them out? Why not vote to clear them out, then?
>>41973138>intimidate themShout at the fuckers, beat our chest with our fists
>>41973207Then vote for it? Unless you're this anon >>41973158 then don't samefag like a bitch.
>>41973207>the entire opposition is 1 samefagging person
>>41973222Oh my god yes, this. We start screaming at them. Then Raka imitates us, they all take heavy damage and start bleeding internally.
>>41973138>>Keep going, slow and calm
>>41973222trips don't lie.
>>41973308It is known.
>>41971594Sounds like the UK
“Keep going, if they come for us, we kill them, otherwise we ignore them.”Your raiding party continues through the troglodyte territory for quite some time, many of your clanmates looking on edge at the constant hooting and howling around them. Fortunately they're well trained enough that they don't go rushing off to attack the troglodytes, who for all of their noise don't come any closer.“We must be getting to the edge of their territory by now,” Koz'rak frowns, the sky growing dark through the canopy as the sun sets, the troglodytes still stalking you through the undergrowth.Raka snarls, shoulders hunched, eyes fixed on the undergrowth ahead as a single troglodyte shambles out from between the trees, squatting down in front of your raiding party, still some distance away. He must be an important member of this troop, judging by the primitive bone jewelry and animal hides strung around his neck and arms, a gnarled staff of jungle wood clutched in one lanky arm.The troglodyte howls, beating his fist on the ground, slamming his staff against the trunk of a nearby tree, baring his teeth at you.>Intimidate him>Attack him>Order your raiding party to attack
>>41973577>>Intimidate himIf he doesn't back down, attack
>>41973577>Intimidate himAnd let Raka join in, too.
Try to communicate in its native language."ME UR'SHAL. ME BEAT YOU TO DEATH. THEN ME FUCK YOUR BITCH."
Intimidate wins.>roll 1d20
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>41973724
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>41973724We will be the king of the jungle
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41973712nah they fey monekys i bet you if we had>>41973724
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>41973724
>>41973734>>41973732We damn sure are
>>41973734I knew moving down here was a good idea.
>>41973734So we shall
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>41973724>>41973734Hell Yes
>>41973739>>41973724>>41973712Warlrod does taming these primates count towards the hunting goddess or are they too intelligent?>>41973724>>41973712Would our hunting god priest helped out here?
>>41973734This may be the one out of my rolls that I am most proud of yet.Not definite, because I'd need to look through my other 20s and such first, but I have to say, this one is mighty satisfying.
Now, what god would be most pleased by intimidating monkeys? Tak'zaya Ska because animals(?)? Zol'gor Tor because using fear? Zul'orok Zhar because fey and so alien magic?
>>41973798All the gods enjoy a nat 20, anon.
>>41973846I don't like these videos, gorillas look too intelligent and humanlike for me to be comfortable with them being locked up in zoos.
>>41973898America here we lock up and treat people worselook how much yard time them niggers in the zoo get. Be getting fresh fruit and females shit them gorillas got it made.
>>41973937funny enough its been proven the way we handle our prisoners make them worse.Hell i still remember the documentary about guys who were sent to prison falsely sent to prison and when finally getting out they became repeat offenders since being in prison fucked them up.
>>41973937>mfw i realize gorillas actually do have it better than niggers where i live
This creature thinks it can intimidate you, in front of your clan. You glance around, seeing the other troglodytes drawing closer, spurred on by their leader's display of bravado, your warriors readying their weapons as the wretched fey prepare to attack.Snorting, you turn your attention back to the troglodyte's leader, throwing up handfuls of leaves as he howls and screams at you. You square your shoulders, rising up to your full height, towering over him as you take a step closer, baring your teeth, a low growl starting in your throat.The troglodyte leader shrieks, beating his staff on the ground, kicking up dirt as he spits and howls, more hoots and grunts echoing out of the jungle as his excitable troop hype themselves up for battle.Taking a deep breath, you stare straight into the troglodyte leader's eyes, taking another step forward, and you roar. Your voice drowns out the arrogant shrieking of the troglodyte leader, who flinches as your voice sends a flock of birds scattering from a nearby tree in a blind panic, his confidence withering as he stumbles to the ground, turning and scrambling away into the undergrowth as his troop scatter into the jungle.When you finally finish your roar to catch your breath, the troglodytes are nowhere to be seen, the dark jungle silent around you.(cont)
>>41973990“Pathetic,” you snort, shouldering your axe as you gesture for your warriors to continue.Sho'ka slinks up alongside you, purring in your ear as her fingers brush the bare skin of your arm.“Say, Ur, we're going to be stopping to camp soon, right?” she growls.Glancing down, you see K'zala sticking close to your other side, giving you a slight smile as she looks up. It seems your little display of dominance had quite the impact on your mates.You're not going to reach the harpies today, so you'll need to camp before too long, that's true. The question is whether you want to risk being caught with your pants down, quite literally.>You have plenty of clanmates around, indulge your mates tonight>Not the time, wait until we're back at camp
>>41974005>You have plenty of clanmates around, indulge your mates tonight
>>41974005>You have plenty of clanmates around, indulge your mates tonightDisregard danger, get busy
I was considering suitable rewards for that 20, considering that you were not going to be taking control of the trogs, so, you know, I figured your display turning your mates on would be a good one.
>>41974005>You have plenty of clanmates around, indulge your mates tonight>Nat 20 = instant smutGod dammit Warlord, I love you.
>>41974005>You have plenty of clanmates around, indulge your mates tonightkek i swear every time we meet these fucking monkey we always scare them shitless you would think the hunting goddess would have said something by now.>>41974036If we brought the hunting priest would we have taken control of them?
>>41973982you to can have this and other realizations all thanks to the power of weed!
>>41974005>Not the timeJust finger them, let it be an appetizer to the main course back at camp.Also, get to the edge of Troglodyte territory.
>>41974057>If we brought the hunting priest would we have taken control of them?They're too smart for that, they're more like primitive humanoid fey than animal fey.
>>41974057I'd think the rage guy - what was his name again? Kul'zog Zor - would be appreciative as well.
>>41974086thoughts on how every meeting we had so far with these guys ended up with them pissing themselves?
>>41974119Ur doesn't like monkeys. Monkeys remind him of humans.
>>41974119Troglodytes are cowards, at least where large armed groups are concerned, and considering that they are also a race that values brute strength, orcs in particular make them jumpy.>>41974134Worse, because at least humans have females that look good, troglodytes don't even have that.
>>41974134We like humans just fine, though. Our best blowjobs come from humans.
>>41974149>implying Ur wouldn't give the Fury to a female trogYou underestimate both the anons, and your protagonist, sir.
>>41974036I'd have preferred just a permanent reputation with them that makes the less likely to fuck with us, or even try to help us out to try and get on our good side later on.
>>41974167I don't think Trogs are smart enough to make good slaves.
>>41974005>Not the time
>>41974204Would Ur fuck this?
>>41974315That's really depressing.Probably not, but many of his clanmates are less discerning, so she'd get all the action she could ever want as a communal slave.
>>41974315Inka? That you?
>>41974343>>41974328best part is that she is actually a 100% girl.I remeber a few threads where she posted in them.pretty depressing shit there, especially when a good portion of the thread said they would fuck her if she put a bag on her face and worked on her looks a bit.Some even asked why she didn't get plastic surgery.
I may be called a faggot for this, but instead of smut, I would've preferred conversation and dialogues with K'zala and Sho'ka, to get some more character development for them and shit, especially for the quiet K'zala.Or hell, even better, orcish campsite stories, sitting around a bonfire, shooting the shit with our clanmates, one of our mates orgasming with our fingers, the other getting a faceful of our balls as she lathers us up, telling ghost stories, jokes, etc.Camp Stonetusk, fun for the whole family, as long as all the family members are females, or orcs!
>>41974391>Some even asked why she didn't get plastic surgeryYes, because the room in that picture certainly looks like the room of someone with the money to throw out on plastic surgery.Why are so many anons so dumb?
>>41974393How does one tell stories with a face full of balls?
>>41974418Tis the face made to be matron of a nunnery.
>>41974434The one with the face full of balls wouldn't be the one telling stories.Or they'd take shifts.
>>41974391>Some even asked why she didn't get plastic surgerytwo things wrong with this really.1.Plastic surgery is pretty damn expensive , and isn't universally good so its a mixed bag on where you are in.2.You would think the guy that gets her pregnant would be horrified to see thier ugly baby.
>>41974467Anon please, all babies are ugly.
>>41974393I can just see one of Ur's clanmates distractedly stumble through some hunting story of his while Ur vigorously teabags one of his mates, devoting his full attention to the storyteller with a thoughtful look on his face.
>>41974497I can't see that, cause that's dumb as fuck
>>41974489Nuh-uh, I was a beautiful baby, my mother told me so!But seriously, depending on age, I've seen baby boys as young as 9 months have beautiful eyes and aesthetic facial structure, as well as good quality hair.Obviously newborns are less diverse.
>>41974489I agree, but you'd be surprised on how ugly they can get/become.Here is a fun story about how a guy found out his hot lover isn't actually hot at all.If you were in his shoes, what would you have done?
>>41974513Stop being so obviously the person whose idea that anon was shitting on, lol.>>41974523>But seriously, depending on age, I've seen baby boys as young as 9 months have beautiful eyes and aesthetic facial structure, as well as good quality hair.>Obviously newborns are less diverse.this pic is for you
>>41974497>teabagsYou had a decent idea, even though you basically just rephrased what was in the post you replied to, but you ruined it with this word.Ur gets his balls licked as a service to him, he doesn't need to put in effort.Plus teabagging looks fucking retarded.
>>41974523Fair enough.There's a chinese proverb I love that goes>There is only one beautiful baby in the world, and every mother has itWhich basically sums up my opinion of babies, but once they get past that squashed gourd look newborns have, they can become pretty cute.
>>41974548To be fair, I'm not >>41974513 and I'm >>41974393Also I don't see how that post was "shitting on" my idea. If that's supposed to be the case just because of the ball licking, Ur has already had his sack licked by two humans at once at least one time before, and talking to others while being pleasured is a pretty common fantasy I think.
>>41974553Nope, I'm pretty sure I meant aggressively teabagging. While telling stories around a campfire.
>>41974604Yeah, that's what ruined the whole thing.
>>41974543I'd never have found out, since I have no intention of ever having kids. You'd think that's the kind of thing you'd figure out before having them, though; even if your lover doesn't tell you, it's not like you can't find scars behind the ears or wherever else they show up. If you aren't exploring her whole body, what kind of man are you?
>>41974553>>41974627Anon, I'm pretty sure the guy you're replying to wrote that as parody.
>>41974543Honestly just assume she's been cheating.With her downie half-brother or something, apparently. Yeesh, they look shopped.
>>41974543Jesus i would hate to be in that guys shoes, especially since his good looking genes were getting bent over and fucked by his wifes.>>41974630Most surgery scars can be almost invisible if the surgeons are good and if the patient knows what to do to make the scars almost gone.
>>41974665How do you know that he wasn't the one that had plastic surgery?
>>41974684Because the post with the picture specifies that he wasn't.
>>41974684mind = blown
>>41974658It is likely a hoax, the company that first ran the story is known for an absence of fact-checking. more so than other news groups.
Sorry anons, got to step out for a bit. I shall continue writing up the smut upon my return.
>>41974761We're past bump limit, Lordy. Might want to toss a new thread up.
>>41974809Depends on when he arrives back and finishes the smut.He might be in time to post it and finish a vote for what to do next, in which case, no need for new thread until then.
While waiting for Lordy, have this, not the best art, but variety never hurt anyone before, and the artist has potential I believe: http://exhentai.org/g/809150/b6b1c7559d/
>>41975078It's just a picture of a sad panda
>>41975090>>41975106>>41975151Summertime is best time.
>>41975078So i wonder if slime girls exist in this setting and if warlord would let us fuck one.http://exhentai.org/g/844216/4bfc9029fb/
>>41975151Oh jeez, I thought you were making a joke. Google is your friend, anon.
>>41975187God I hope so, even if it's just magically animated sentient goo or a homunculi
>>41975187Holy shit, I didn't knew Z-ton did something new again.Thanks for the link, anon.Then again, I don't know how we'd be able to dom a slime, especially since even if they're more prone to addiction because of fluids becoming a part of their whole body, Ur wouldn't really be able to find somewhere to grab and manhandle them, right? So we'd have no way to keep them off us if we wanted to.
>>41975336Honestly i'm hoping warlord adds these type of slimes shown in the hentai i fell in love with these, hell he can make them a bit smarter, but still dimwitted.
>>41975336>being raped by slime-girls>a bad thingYou disgust me, anon.Imagine the whelps - contortionist orcs whose bones are practically immune to breaking
>>41975411I don't want to be eaten by slimes, anon.Plus those are probably to alien for most players.>>41975420Too much sex is not good, see the cautionary tales about Durma priestesses. Plus, a chief can't let himself be raped.
>>41975411It dissolves flesh...why in the hell would we put our dick in it!?
>>41975336you can still manhandle them, but you would need to work on it since your hand would eventually still go through their bodies unless they offer some resistance.>>41975443Slimes eating people is a pretty common thing with slimes, but what i love about these is their design.>>41975420i imagine the whelps might be a bit weak, but you never know.>>41975467only if you leave it inside for too long, so don't fall asleep with your dick still in it.
>>41975479Anon, no.I know the temptation is calling you, but trust me, those slime are not a good idea.
Back and writing.
>>41975443You're way too uptight, anon!Here, you look like you need a massage. Just lay back, and relax, let all your stress wash away. Absorbing you?! Wh-what a silly question, anon! Of course not. You're much too precious to me, for me to even consider something like that! Now just...relax....
>>41975479or have Ur's standard marathon sex session. I think we can all agree that even if it's a slow process. sticking your dick in something corrosive enough to melt your cock in a few hours is a bad idea.
>>41975517Sorry anon, but vore is shit tier, and slime absorption is just a kind of vore
>>41975502yo warlord do slimes exist and can they be this type of slime?>>41975411>>41975187>>41975539Most slimes can control that feature of themselves.
>>41975630>yo warlord do slimes exist and can they be this type of slime?Slimes exist, but I'm afraid they are not sexy, sorry anon.Maybe you could talk a biomancer into making you something once you enslave one.
>>41975502Warlord, if slimes do exist, please don't make them be the kind of slime that >>41975630 is asking for.
>>41975664Tell us where and how many orcs to bring.
>>41975630Even if they can control the feature, wouldnt breaking them in pose more than a small risk? assuming a slime would be responsive to pheromones. even in a magical realm, I would consider it unlikely.
>>41975680Well, the southern city-states would be a good place to find many different kinds of people, so I'm sure you could find a biomancer there.
>>41975701Welp, rally the troops.
I vote we incinerate any slimes we come across.
>>41975742Let him write anon.I'm sure you'll realize that slimes are a bad idea if you sleep on it.Also slimes would be a bit too out there if there aren't even futas in the setting.
>>41975777Trips speak, futas next thread.
>>41975776I support this vote, remember that Lordy explicitly said slimes are not sexy.
>>41975777how are slimes and futas in the same realm?
>>41975795>>41975776Y'zagya Zoka frowns upon you, cowards.
>>41975777not that anon, but I'mma push for slime women too. The idea that Ur ran out of species to fuck and decided to invent his own amuses me (plus slime girls a fetish)
>>41975828But, Ur hasn't ran out of women to fuck at all, and he won't for a long time.
>>41975822Theres cowardice, and then there's sticking our cock in something corrosive, even if they can "control it" It's retarded.
>>41975479>>41975467>>41975517I'm not really fond of slime girls that absorb people, just slime girls in general. But to each his own I guess
>>41975846I didn't say he did, I was speaking in hypothetical. As in, future Ur fucked every fuckable species, and decided to make his own.
>>41975856are you forgetting that warlord confirmed that both milf god and hobo god were a great combo for fucking dangerous species of women.>>41975867I'm not fond of the devouring part, but it honestly makes sense since that what slimes do and their mouths are basically just for speaking.
>>41975891>their mouths are basically just for speaking.Well, not JUST for speaking...
>>41975856Who says the slime thing has to be corrosive? I mean, we're not talking about a being that naturally occurs in nature. If we could magic up a slime girl, I don't see why we couldn't make its acids inert.
>>41975927It's almost like you don't want to go through the mini-quest where Ur hunts for something with skin strong enough to weather the corrosion and turn its hide into condoms
>>41975942>Orcs wearing condomsPlease, anon. Surely Skor'oz Zik has some kind of iron skin boon that work.
>>41975942>not training until your skin is strong enough to do it on its own.
>>41975942>condoms>everyou don't even orc
Guys shut up about the jelly girls. This isn't Warlord Musume quest, this is about conquest not your pathetic fetishesAnd yes, shemales are out of the question, do not bring them up again
>>41975927Even if it's not corrosive, we can't physically dom a slime, and the breaking in of the girls is the best part.If you must have slime, then just make it like a masturbation machine, not a haremette.
So we all know orcish Dick fury can be used, and we can also safely assume it can be used like the normal version.So who here thinks we should use it after we finish raiding a giantish village and have orcish dick fury in full blast?>>41975664thoughts on the above plan?
>>41975999What the fuck are you talking about? Fetishes has been a part of this quest since day one, fuck off antismut fag.
>>41975999>This isn't Warlord Musume quest, this is about conquest not your pathetic fetishes>implying sexual conquest of fetishes doesn't countAre you new? Have you just started reading this quest? I'd recommend to read the archive
>>41976013Follow your dreams, anon. If there's any race whose females could withstand full force berserk Ur dicking, it's giants.
>>41975999your the only one salty about this, and you still haven't really given a point to show that a slime is in the exact same realm as a futa.Also these are just suggestions and idle talk till warlord post a new thread.
>>41975999I didn't bring up shemales, I brought up futa.And I accept that they are out of the picture.Though I do wonder how Lordy feels about pseudococks.http://pastebin.com/QrkrnUrT>tfw Ur the speudocock can't cover Ur's full length so he pushes deeper than what was thought possible for the female's race>>41976013Once we find someone suitable for it, don't want to go that rough on someone who's not into it and doesn't deserve that harsh treatment.>>41976047see spoilers once you're done writing
>>41976047yup and its made even better when its done in a group of our warriors being affected by the fury.
>>41975999fuck off summerfag, either contribute a fetish and join in the discussion or get the fuck out.
>>41976017Raping slaves is one thing. Derailing the fucking quest to find a wizard who can makes jelly creatures look like females so you can jerk off to 3 paragraphs of an Orc fuckkng it is pathetic and annoying g
“Very soon,” you growl, your hand slipping down to squeeze Sho'ka's toned ass.You keep going for some time before coming across a good camping spot, an open area between a few large trees, big enough for your clan to rest and recover their strength for tomorrow's march. You think you've left the troglodyte territory now, though you doubt they'll be trying anything tonight at least after that humiliation.You spend some time with your lieutenants organizing the setting up of the camp and the guards for the night, you and your clanmates resting around a fire, cooking up some wild pig you caught earlier along with the dried meat you packed for the journey. It's enough to stave off hunger for the night at any rate.With the meal finished, you retire to the spot you picked out for yourself near one of the trees. It's somewhat secluded, but still near enough the centre of the camp that you aren't in danger of getting jumped by something out of the jungle, especially with Raka and Kazi dozing nearby.You strip out of your armor, stretching your tired limbs from the day's walking, feeling the warmth as K'zala's body presses up against your back, her modest breasts sliding over your sweat-slicked skin. Sho'ka purrs, slipping into your lap, her hands exploring your chest.“I was waiting for this,” she growls, leaning forward to drag her tongue across your pec, tasting your sweat as she wriggles further into your lap, her naked crotch grinding against your cock, already slick with anticipation.Smirking, you run a hand down Sho'ka's back, feeling the ripple of her toned muscle as you caress her catlike figure.(cont)
>>41976074"Futas" are shemales you pathetic Internet addict
>>41976096“It wasn't just me either,” Sho'ka whispers, taking hold of your hand in hers, guiding it to K'zala, your smaller mate still hugging up against your back, enjoying the contact, her breath heavy against your neck.Sho'ka brings your hand to the smouldering heat of K'zala's hairless slit, wet and eager. It seems little K'zala is as insatiable as ever, and she gives a quiet moan as two of your fingers slide up between her folds, pushing inside of her.“Well let's see what I can do to make the wait worth it,” you grin, your free hand cupping Sho'ka's buttock as you lift her hips, Sho'ka's hands taking hold of your swollen length, lining it up with her.With a satisfied sigh, Sho'ka sinks down onto your shaft, her nails digging into your chest as her hips rock back and forth, pushing deeper and deeper with every motion. One hand still resting on the small of her back, you enjoy her enthusiastic motions as she bounces on your cock, gasps and growls mixing with the lewd sounds of your mates' juices and the slap of flesh on flesh as Sho'ka reaches your hilt, her toned ass squashed against your lap.K'zala leans on you for support as you continue your ministrations, one hand draped across your shoulders, her forehead resting against your bicep. Her free hand slips down to join yours at the small of Sho'ka's back, intertwining her fingers with yours as you guide Sho'ka's movements.Despite her recent litter, Sho'ka has evidently been making an effort to maintain herself, and your mate remains as tight as ever, her walls milking every inch of your cock as she bounces in your lap eagerly. You start to buck your hips to meet her movements, the two of you hammering against each other with unrestrained lust, Sho'ka's moans growing louder as you push her to her limits.(cont)
>>41976102No they aren't you retarded piece of shit, you're almost as retarded as /d/.Futas don't exist in reality, they have both male and female genitalia, and both are functional.Shemales are different.
>>41975927If it's carnivorous it likely will be, I do however thank you for coming up with a possible solution to the problem.(I have nothing against slime girls in general, though I'm not a fan either) The corrosive part was in response to the anons request (presumably) for the slime from his example, which has flesh melting in it. That part specifically made me cringe.
>>41976112Despite Sho'ka's distraction, you continue your efforts with your other mate, though at this stage it feels less like you're fingering K'zala and more like your little mate is humping your fingers, her body crushed against yours as she gasps in your ear, her hips rocking against your hand in a fast, frantic rhythm.You feel Sho'ka tense, her movements stopping as she howls to the heavens, her whole body convulsing as she is driven to climax. Smirking, you continue to pump up into her sensitive body as your fingers drive K'zala closer to her own orgasm.“Fuuck, I will never get tired of this,” Sho'ka sighs, between gasps, as K'zala gives a quiet yelp, her thighs locking up around your hand, crushing it between her soft flesh as she reaches her own peak, the tiny halfbreed clinging to you with all her strength as she cums around your fingers.“K'zala, Sho'ka, you can share this one,” you grin, as Sho'ka drags herself, shaky legged, off of your shaft, dropping to her knees in front of you. K'zala soon joins her, still panting from her climax. Four warm hands soon wrap around your shaft, tugging at it eagerly, K'zala's slim fingers stroking your balls as Sho'ka's tongue flicks at your tip, tasting her own juices.You rest a hand on each of your mates' heads, giving an approving growl as their ministrations bring that familiar tightness that precludes your own climax. Sho'ka's tongue leaves your tip, as the two of them await your seed, their efforts bringing forth thick strands of your cum, the sticky white substance spattering across their faces, K'zala gulping down eagerly as some of it lands on her tongue.You watch at the two lick away and swallow all the seed within their reach, before turning to each other, affectionately cleaning each others faces of your jizz, until their faces shine with saliva. Considering the arguments between some of your slaves, it's always good to see how well your mates get along.(cont)
>>41976085Anon was joking you autistic faggot,why the fuck are you participating in a quest when half the content is something you think is beneath you?
>>41976136“Not bad for the first round,” you nod, earning twin smiles from your two mates. You don't want to keep your warriors up all night with the noise, but you're sure you can fit in a few more sessions before you sleep.You awaken in the morning to the sounds of your warriors eating a quick breakfast and making ready to move, gently shaking your mates awake as you pick yourself up from beneath them, donning your armor. There's nothing like a few rounds with two fine orcish females to reinvigorate one for the battles ahead, that's for sure, and after the three of you devour a quick meal of meat and berries, your raiding party is ready to move once more.After a few hours, you are quite certain you have left the troglodytes far behind you, not that they have come anywhere near you since your encounter with them yesterday. The jungle is quiet and moderately peaceful once more, save for the occasional monkey and the ever-present sound of the jungle's birds and insects.“We should reach them by early evening, what's the plan?” Koz'rak asks, as the two of you cut through the undergrowth.>Attack straight away, no time to waste>Wait for a night attack
>>41976159>>Attack straight away, no time to wasteThe night will just help them fly away.Check out >>41976074
>>41976159>Wait for a night attack
>>41976085>implying reading three paragraphs of raiding and pillaging with fantasy green men is somehow less shameful when someone catches you browsing this shit on 4chanman, and I thought summer was almost over
>>41976159>Night attackUnless harpies are nocturnal.
>>41976074>pseudococksI'll be honest, anon, that is one /tg/ fetish I have never understood, so I don't think I'll be writing it.
>>41976159>Attack straight away, no time to wasteIt's like you guys WANT them to fly away under cover of darkness.
>>41976159>Wait for a night attackI suppose we can potentially catch more at night.
>>41976159>Wait for a night attackMakes it easier for a raid.
>>41976202Just check out the link, even one of my pals not into it found it hot.
>>41976146I don't read that part
>>41976223I'll check it out when the thread's done.
>>41976225So then what's your opinion on Warlord writing it? He likes writing smut and sharing it, do you think he's a pathetic faggot for that? Fuck off you smug cunt
>>41976223>Maximum cuddles have been achieved.What the fuck do you find hot about this.
>>41976159>>Wait for a night attack
>>41976279The... sex?Are you one of those faggots who can't get off to vanilla?
>>41976085I must agree with this anon, why go out of our way just to try to find a biomancer to fuck a slime. If we bump into one or know of a biomancer that's within reach well I know I'm voting yes for it.
>>41976279The author is literally using Picard memes in his writing.
Night attack wins.Writing.
>>41976278Id prefer he didn't. But it's not like he's writing Ur fucking shemales or mom/son role play or jelly creatures yet (all things anons have asked for), he's kept it masculine so I can deal with it being something I just ignore.If the smut starts to get too Japanese I may reevaluate, but so far it's the players that have been pathetic and not warlord
>>41976341the anon your agreeing to doesn't want smut period, and the other anon was joking. It's nothing to do with quest for slime girls, moralfag just wanted us to stop talking about fetishes
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>41976358
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>41976358
>>41976418than what else is there to talk about?Is google trying to market to us agian?They keep showing me donuts.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>41976358
>>41976422>>41976451Why are you rolling?
>>41976418Idc if there is smut, he'll it's pretty much realistic, but anons are getting totally weird and annoying about it talking about getting every fucking weird fetish under the sun in here
>>41976422In our minds, we totally raided the shit out of some harpies.
>>41976401>mom/son roleplayahahaha, oh man your in for a surprise. Orcs are down with incest man, anons weren't just joking when they said they'd probably fuck one of Ur's hotter daughters and female orcs can fuck whoever they want
>>41976461I have a weird fetish, and I want to share it specifically with you, anon!
>>41976401Are you not aware about Y'zagya's past time, the fact that our shaman was married to his sister or that incest in general isn't culturally taboo for orcs? Lordy's gonna incest it up man, might wanna abandon ship
>>41976489What I remember is someone trying to find an older Orc Who could pretend to be urs mommy
>>41976579Ur doesn't have a mom, he was conceived by orcichlorians
>>41976579What?No.>>41976563And Lordy's gonna bring the incest-mobile to DoE quest too, aren't you Lordy?
“How well to harpies see in the dark?” you ask, hacking down some vines as you continue your march.“Better than humans, not as well as us, they'll all likely be sleeping at night too,” Koz'rak replies.“Then we wait until after dark and hit them while they sleep. The more we can grab, the better.”“The ones nearest the ground will be the least important ones, weaker females, the ones who can't sing as well, the ones who aren't as attractive. The higher up they are, the better quality they'll be. The matriarchs always took the highest point in rocks in the mountains, so most likely they'll be on the highest branch here,” Koz'rak explains.You nod, pressing on through the wilderness, the day long and thankfully uneventful, your warriors energetic and eager for the raid by the time the sky grows dark. K'zala slips on ahead while you wait, your mate scouting out the nest, returning sometime later, emerging from between the trees.“The nest is just up ahead, I counted around thirty harpies, there could be more out of the nest though.”You nod, sweeping your gaze across the assembled warriors.“Listen up, we wait here until a few hours after dark, then we hit the nest. Remember, nets first, only switch to weapons once you have to defend yourselves,” you explain.>Order them to try for the more valuable harpies higher up the branches first>Just tell them to grab whatever they can
>>41976645>And Lordy's gonna bring the incest-mobile to DoE quest too, aren't you Lordy?Yes he is,calling it obvious is an understatement
>>41976684>Order them to try for the more valuable harpies higher up the branches first
>>41976645>And Lordy's gonna bring the incest-mobile to DoE quest too, aren't you Lordy?Sure am.
>>41976645Isn't sister incest one of Lordy's fetishes? I know he pushed for it in MSQ with Jackie, and he seemed excited at the prospect when we brought it up in DoEQ
>>41976684>Order them to try for the more valuable harpies higher up the branches firstCan harpies into magic? Let's grab ourselves another caster.
>>41976684>>Order them to try for the more valuable harpies higher up the branches first
>>41976684Get the matriarch first if we can, then the higher branches while they're still surprised/sleeping and can't defend themselves as well, once the jig is up, just grab whatever they can.
>>41976684Can we climb nearby trees without their noticing? That way we could throw nets directly into the top of their tree, or leap over to try and grab them manually.Either way,>Order them to try for the more valuable harpies higher up the branches first
>>41976719It's a pretty common fetish across this entire site, anon.
>>41976749>Can we climb nearby trees without their noticing? That way we could throw nets directly into the top of their tree, or leap over to try and grab them manually.If you succeed on the roll, certainly.
>>41976775>>41976771>>41976755>>41976749>>41976735>>41976732>>41976730Roll high, friends.
>>41976684>Order them to try for the more valuable harpies higher up the branches firsthigh quality goods.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>41976869
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41976869rolling
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>41976792I can promise to try.>>41976869
>>41976878TOUCAN SAMANTHA CAUGHT
>>41976878>>41976880king of the jungle, baby
>>41976878>>41976880Aw yeah!>>41976879I'm going to stop rolling for today.
Next post will most likely be the start of a new thread. If I somehow slip off page 10 before posting, I will post the link on twitter.>>41976878Well okay then.Writing
>>41976878My first roll in this thread
>>41976878I hope this means that the Matronarch is the first harpy Ur nabs during this raid, with more to come.
>>41976928As long as Dru'Bro gets a plump as fuck milf one.Otherwise i'd give up the Matriarch if she's the curviest
>>41976955Dude.No.He'll have his chance to nab himself a matriarch later.If he ain't good enough, too bad.Also we have first dibs on all slaves tbh, orcs only get the slaves they personally catch usually because we're merciful like that.
>>41976878>several threads later>Ur finally gets Xipil to agree to a one on one challenge of skill>Ur, predictably, challenges the dragon to a fuck-off>Warlord asks for rolls, the tension is palpable. Ur hasn't missed a crit since he moved his clan to the jungle's edge>All the anons hold their breaths>First roll is 20>Second roll is 20>Third roll is 20>Oh my god, never before. Never before in the history of this quest.>Never before in the history of anything>Ur ascends to godhood, controls the orcish people entirely, conquers the world, waifus his own fertility goddess>the quest finally draws to a close>anons are kept awake at night, shocked and overwhelmed by the string of consecutive nat 20s they have witnessed.>voices come to them in the night, slowly at first, then getting louder>"you shall bear me strong whelps...">"Kul'zog Zor be praised...">"We raid at dusk...">Ur'shal breaks the fourth wall as every anon from this thread begins to roleplay him in real life, bringing his essence into this world>rape numbers begin to increase steadily as Ur'shal spreads his ways>queue generic end of the world montage.jpeg>cut to black>the vision slowly fades back from darkness>mfw it's the opening scene of mad max
>>41976955>give up the matriach if she's curvyWhat? No, HELL no.
>>41976999>>First roll is 20>>Second roll is 20>>Third roll is 20anon Ash already rolled that before.
>>41976999>Never beforeWrong, we rolled a triple20 for Ash in the past
>>41977020Ash vs the Evil Abyssals
>>41976987>>41977016There's more out there, the Matriarch might be a lazy but curvy harpy, we'd want a more toned Hawkish harpy hunter or decorative feathery shaman to breakWe get first pick, so we'll pick the one We'd like, but also leave good if not better for our Closet Friend!
>>41976999nigga there's a reason ogretits is top slave bitch, she rolls three twenties in a row, sacrifices only the strongest slaves and takes a dick to the face for the team.
>>41977044No, Dru'ask already has an ogress, stop licking his ass
>>41977044No, dude, I want a curvy matriach harpy. I don't want a flat chested ho'
>>41977044If someone is leading a nest, I'm going to out on a limb and say they probably aren't lazy.
>>41977044anon, just go fap to pictures of Papi jeeze
>>41977135That must be hard with only one hand. You have my sympathies
>>41977151I am an excellent multitasker.
New thread up:>>>41977241
>>41976401We're gonna fuck iden