Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41693132/Char sheets: Eli http://pastebin.com/STyppT2L Char http://pastebin.com/QQLmwgQv Am http://pastebin.com/8pHbRttv Bel http://pastebin.com/Ju8rB8hH Del http://pastebin.com/hQQmD4G8Jamie http://pastebin.com/2ufY8q8JCharlotte's bed is so much softer than mine, even if her room is a bit smaller, it doesn't really matter when the bed's good and it's owner is laying beside me, making a really nice pillow, even though I do feel really guilty for using her like this, since she doesn't look very comfortable even if she is asleep like that. Maybe I'm just being selfish here, but I'd like to think she doesn't mind, I'd ask her but I don't want to wake her up when she's sleeping so peacefully and she really deserves a nice nap, a brief and pleasant escape from the constant fighting we live in.I mean sure she loves and basks in the violence of hunting down monsters, even she needs her rest, and I won't take it away from her, however I'll also use her as a pillow, since she's makes a really nice pillow. I snuggled closer to her, pulling the blanket over myself as I close my eyes, as Charlotte whimpers and hugs my head close to her chest. I jolt in surprise, and smile contently as I slowly drift away to sleep in the summer heat.Choose dream? Overlord Wizard Monster(girl) Dragon Elizabeth, knight charlotte Wandering samuraiPrincess Charlotte Beast hunter Nightmare write in
>>41958961> Dragon Elizabeth, knight charlotte
>>41958961> Princess Charlotte> Nightmare
>>41958961>no Elizabeth as throneI'm not mad just disappointed.
>>41958961> Dragon Elizabeth, knight Charlotte> Princess Charlotte> Nightmaredisregard previous vote>>41959137
Okay, tie breaker1 = dragon2= princess3= evil overlord eli
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>41959334Did you forget to roll?
>>41959370>>41958961If it's not too late to vote
Hmm, morning already? why does it always have to come so quickly? Doesn't it know I'm still sleeping. I glare at the sky as I shift ontop of my pile of gold and valuables, yawning as I stretch my wings and snort, filling the air with smoke as I lay back down and slowly lift myself up, pulling my wings out of my hoard as I flap them twice, making sure to move them around so not a coin stays stuck to them.Well if it's morning I better do something productive with myself, as much as that pains me to think. My red scales shimmer in the sunlight from various holes in my lair, drappling down on me and my possessions like a waterfall, a glourious one.What do I do? take a nap Fly around Disguise myself as a human and mess around with the mortals Count my things Kidnap a princess, It's been a while since I've had tribute Find breakfast write in>>41959353thanks
>>41959567> Kidnap a princess, It's been a while since I've had tribute
>>41959567> Kidnap a princess, It's been a while since I've had tributeMight as well get to the point.
>>41959567> Fly around> Find breakfast
>>41959567> Count my things> Find breakfast
>>41959567> Kidnap a princess, It's been a while since I've had tribute> Find breakfast
I sleepily look around, blinking my oh so heavy eyes as I look around at the main room of my lair, where I keep most of my things. Something isn't right here, it doesn't seem as full as it should be, and come to think off it, I haven't received tribute from the kingdom so blessed to have me living inside it, I mean sure I haven't done much terrorizing or defending in a generation or two, but still my wings can blot out the sun...nearly and I could burn their everything and rend apart their knights with a flick of my wrists, so I think I deserve a little respect since I could kill them all, you know if I wanted to, if it wouldn't be such a pain....yeah that's why I haven't done it.Still they need to be remind why they need to pay me, I think I'll take the current king's daughter again, hopefully he won't try to flood me with bodies like last time, that so troublesome.I lumber out of my lair, stepping out into the sunlight as a wind blows across the trees and meadows, I slowly take to the skies, beating my wings as I start to take to the skies but it isn't long before I'm soaring through the clouds, breaking through them as I follow my memories to the stone keep in the distance, surrounded by...a city...oh that wasn't there last time.What do I do? break into the castle 1d20 breath some fire to scare them a bit 1d20 sneak in and kidnap the princess 1d20 terrorize the town 1d20 pretend to be a wandering sorceress to get into the castle write in
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41959784> break into the castle 1d20
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>41959784> break into the castle 1d20
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41959784> break into the castle 1d20
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41959784> sneak in and kidnap the princess 1d20
>>41959883>gets shot by ballista>dream end
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>41959784> break into the castle 1d20
Oh a few new mortals changes nothing, besides they're not even in my way to the castle proper, so why should I bother with them, they probably have nothing to give anyway. I close my eyes and dive towards the castle, following my memories of this place as I give my eyes some rest and*CRASH*I slam into something, and fall to the ground in surprise as I try to adjust my path. I slam into A garden wall covered in vines and continue on for a bit, throwing up most of the garden itself until I finally top sliding.I shake the dirt and grass off of me and turn around, seeing the remains of a tower behind me. Okay that certainly wasn't there last time, I didn't say they could build a tower there...another reason to demand tribute.Well I better hurry, before they some human manages to report my appearance.What do I do? Rest in the garden for a bit break into the main hall Change shape Look for the princess complain to the nearest human about the tower write in
>>41960044> complain to the nearest human about the towerMy liege the dragon is sleep flying again.
>>41960044> complain to the nearest human about the tower> Change shape> Look for the princess
>>41960044> Change shape> Look for the princess
>>41960044> complain to the nearest human about the tower
>>41960044> Change shape> Look for the princess> complain to the nearest human about the tower
Still, such indignety, crashing into a tower like that, it brings my blood to a boil, or a light bubbling at least. I yawn and look up, to see a rather terrified looking human dressed in dirt covered work slacks, holding a pair of hedge trimmers as he looks me in they eyes."Why was there a tower there?" I ask as change my shape into that of a human, long black hair flowing down my back as I take a step towards the petrified tender of gardens "It was not there the last time I visited, someone could get hurt if you go erecting towers so carelessly like that, you know, the nerve of you mortals"He stares at me mouth agape as a red dress flows around my form, barely holding itself in place as I walk past him with an indignant hmmph.He watches me as I walk into what's left of the garden, bells already ringing as voices fill the air. Now if I were a princess where would I be.I sigh and sit down by a fountain of a pig spitting out water.Where do I look? Kitchen library bedrooms Throne room barracks write in
>>41960285[x] Throne room
>>41960285> Throne room
>>41960285> Throne roomSurprised no one else voted for bedroom to fall asleep there
>>41960545We're wondering where a princess would be.
>>41960598In her bedroom seems as good a guess as any.
The sound of rushing water soothes my mind from the disgrace of crashing into a tower as I tap my cheeks with my fingers, as I try to figure out where I princess would stay most of the time, since mortals are fickle and unpredictable things, it's hard to tell where they'd be at any one point in time. I smell a wonderful smell, a mouth watering smell of cooking meat and pasties.Well, I think as I swallow, remembering I haven't eaten today, the princess from ten generations ago liked to cook so...no can't get distracted like this, need to get the princess and get my new things, so I can stop dealing with silly little mortals as fast as I can.I stand up and walk to the front of the castle, taking the long way to avoid walking over my mess as I bite my lip as the tantalizing smells wash over me again and again. I eventually get to the front of the main door ways, which are made of blackened steel.I can see some guards shaking and prodding the garden keeper just behind the mound of dirt bricks and plants I left behind, trying to get some kind of a response from him. I smirk, giggling as I push open the doors slowly, and close it behind me with a out making a noise. I turn andthis most certainly wasn't here last time. The floor is made of polished marble, and so are the stairs, and walls, there's a pink carpet running to the empty throne, which is made out of gold now, and two similar runs running up the stairs. the path to the throne is lined with statues of humans in dresses and armor, with pictures hung next to them.I slowly walk down the statues, looking at them with jealousy as I go, why don't I have a statue. I sigh. well there's no princess here. I shake my head.What do I do? Look at the potraits for a clue about the princess sit in the thronelook some place else PRINCESS!!!Start burning things 1d20 wait for the king and politely ask  write in
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>41960860> PRINCESS!!!>Start burning things 1d20>look some place elseBedroom
>>41960860 Look at the potraits for a clue about the princesslook some place elsekitchen
>>41960860> sit in the throne> wait for the king and politely ask
>>41960860>look some place elseKitchen> PRINCESS!!!
>>41960860>look some place elsekitchen> PRINCESS!!!
>>41960860> Look at the portraits for a clue about the princess> look some place elselibrary
Well time to look someplace else, no use in waiting around for trouble anyways, I sniff the air again, and feel some drool drip down my lips as I once again smell the teasingly good smell of pastries and meat cooking, well I mean, if I were a princess I'd be there, so it's a good place to start looking I guess, besides it shouldn't take me long if she isn't there so there's nothing to lose.I put my hands in front of my self, holding them together as I slowly walk down the halls, following my nose to the kitchen, walking past weapons, some of which I recognize as having cut into me long ago, oh they gave them naaames, oh mortals are just so funny like that sometimes, naming things without life, hmmph.I round the corner, wow this place has gotten pink since i last visited, it almost hurts my eyes enough for me to burn it down just on principle. I shrug, and then smile as I smell they wonderful smell of cooking food again, and rush down the hall to a wooden door, worn down to a light chesnut color from years of use.I throw it open."PRINCESS!!"" I shout triumphantly, and then feel even more embarrassed than before as a fat human stares at me, holding a cake larger than my current form, and almost bigger than him, and it is also pink.."Oh" He says slowly breathing heavily "you must be new tutor, glad to be meet you, but the princess is no here, she is reading" A foreign human, how quaint.what do I do? Thankhim, go to princess Take the cake No one must know what happened just now....Tutor!? no I'm the great dragon Eliz'beth nod and walk away write in
>>41961207> Thankhim, go to princess> Take the cake
>>41961207> Thank him, go to princess> Take the cake
>>41961207> Thankhim, go to princess> Take the cake> No one must know what happened just now....
"Thank you" I say nodding as I reach out and grab the cake from his hands "Well enough study time has been wasted running around, so I'll be going now""Wait, that cake isn't for you!" the chef chats, grabing my shoulder as I turn and walk out the door.I turn and smile at him, and his eyes go wide and he stammers for a bit, before he falls over with a pitful moan, fainting. I shake my head, such strange creatures, mortals.I walk along, thankfully I know where the library is, since I've broken into it several times through the centuries, so it shouldn't be too hard to find now. A few of the human servants greet me with friendly hellos as I walk down the hall and towards the library door.I nod at them, smiling widely as I go and open the door with my feet, and step in.Hmm, it got bigger, and they repaired the ceiling since my last visit, the books now stack nearly as tall as my usual form. I smile and look around for a princessy type.I see nothing at first, and begin to contimplate just holding everything hostage, when I realize that the book on the chair is being held up by something, and there are legs peeking under it.I smile and walk over to the chair, peeking over the overly large book. A small girl with bright pink hair looks up at me, and smiles back, closing her book."Oh, good day to you' She says "do you have buisness with my father?"yesssssssssssssssssssfound you.She stares at me, smiling nervously as she looks around. She's actually kind of cute for a human, maybe I'm just interest in her pink hair, which I've never seen before among the mortal races.What do i do?grab her, fly away 1d20] ask her something give her the cake try to teach her something introduce myself write in
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>41961504> give her the cake> introduce myself>grab her, fly away 1d20
>>41961504 give her the cake try to teach her somethingnever anger a dragon. introduce myself
>>41961504> give her the cake> try to teach her something> introduce myself
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>41961504> give her the cake> introduce myself>grab her, fly away 1d20
>>41961504> give her the cake> introduce myself> ask her somethingDo you know why your family hasn't given me tribute? Did they forget what happens when they don't?
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41961504> give her the cake> introduce myself>grab her, fly away 1d20
Wait, damn how do I respond to that without looking suspicious, i don't know the norm of human greetings now, I feel myself start to get worked out as I try to remember what is the polite way to do this. Oh don't care, it probably hasn't changed since I've last talked to a human, not counting the chef, since I"m sure he's crossbred with a hog.I hand her the cake in my panic which nearly covers her completely as she grabs it."T..thank you, are you mute, I didn't know my father was meeting with someone like you, do ..do you need anything?" She asks "also who are you""Eliz'beth" I say smiling awkwardly "the great dragon of crimson spun dreams and the keeper of these lands""Aren't you a bit old to be playing pretend?" she says giggling as she peeks begin the cake, her pink eyes twinkling happily "Besides, everyone knows that old thing vanished years ago, though I wonder what happened to her"OLD!?? I feel my eye twitch as I struggle to not mix my forms just enough to scare her for this slight."Well funny thing that" I say smiling wider as I reach out as my hand grows larger and crimson scales cover it as claws replaced my tiny fingers "Because I'm right here'She starts to scream, but I grab her before she can, she shrieks in terror, calling for something call a char lot? Some new kind of weapon perhaps? doesn't matter. I stretch my wings, knocking over several book cases as I charge the wall, bowling into it as I leap into the air, taking to the skies as the girl continues to scream and cry. And now I just have to wait for the messenger, or until they get bored of throwing knights at meWhat do I do? Fly home, hide her in hoard, take nap apologize scold her fly around a bit, terrorize the town to make sure they get the message 1d20 Tease her Fly somewhere else write in
>>41961830> Fly home, hide her in hoard, take nap> scold her
>>41961830 Fly home, hide her in hoard, take napwhile in flight scold herI am not old!
>>41961830> Tease her> Fly home, hide her in hoard, take nap
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>41961830> fly around a bit, terrorize the town to make sure they get the message 1d20
>>41961830> Fly home, hide her in hoard, take nap scold her> Tease her
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>41961830> fly around a bit, terrorize the town to make sure they get the message 1d20> Fly home, hide her in hoard, take nap
I better return home, before they try to shoot me down to earth and butcher me there. I ignore the girls screams as I circle around the castle, my wings sending great gusts of winds to the ground below me as I fly around the castle and over the tower, smiling as I see the townsfolk point at me in awe as I vanish over the horizon back to my home in the mountain in the middle of the forest.I close my eyes and follow my memory, diving through the river running outside it, and emerging a second later in the middle of my hoard. I flap my wings, getting the water off them as I place the girl down and curl look down at her angrily.She stares up at me, very inch of her shaking as she tries to say something, but only manages to stutter and blubber."I'm not old" I say gently pocking her with a claw "I'm young for my kind, do not speak in matters you know not, mortal girl""So..sorry miss dragon" She says with a whimper "C..can I go home now?""Not until I get tribute" I say with a yawn as I walk over my hoard looking for a nice place to rest "Now stay quite"I close my eyes as I curl up into a ball on my hoard and fall asleep....I hear something, rustling through my things.What do I do? investigate change form block exits Surprise them 1d20 give a speech go back to sleep write in
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>41962077> Surprise them 1d20
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41962077 Surprise them 1d20 investigate
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>41962077> change form> investigate> Surprise them 1d20
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41962077> investigate> Surprise them 1d20
>>41962077> change form> Surprise them 1d20
>>41962182Literally the worlds worst dragon.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41962214forgot to roll
>>41962322... I'm sorry...
Hmm, that's faster than usual. I yawn as I sleepily slip on my possession, stumbling around as I try to see in the darkness of night in my half awake stupor, tripping over my own legs as I try to get to the source of the noise without falling over.I see a light in the blurry darkness of my half lidded eyes, but it vanishes as I get close and peek down the hill of gold.I know that wasn't my imagination, and something's on my back.I turn around, snapping out of my daze to see a human girl with blonde hair tide into two twins of tails standing between my wings, hands over two strange curved swords as she smiles cockily.I blink still half asleepWhat do I do? try to be intimidating breath fire 1d20 Roll over 1d20 shake her off 1d20 hello?Who you? hrrrm? scream in terror write in
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41962369> Roll over 1d20
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>41962369> hrrrm?> shake her off 1d20> did you bring my tribute?
>>41962369> Roll over 1d20> Rude!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>41962369> hello?>Nice swords, are those my tribute?No?> Roll over 1d20
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>41962414
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>41962369> hrrrm?> Rude!> shake her off 1d20> did you bring my tribute?
>>41962369> hello?>Who you?
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41962369> try to be intimidating> breath fire 1d20> did you bring my tribute?
>>41962432So far i've been rolling 1, 1, 2 on this episode. I think it's time to stop rolling for a while...
>>41962518In any othe thread I would agree, but in this one its all in good fun anyway.
"Hello?" I ask sleepily as I shake my back, throwing the girl off it and onto my hoard as I hear the princess gasp "Did you come to bring my tribute?"The girl stands up, faster than she should have, but looking a bit dazed as she rubs her head, looking up at me as I lazily stare down at her"Why would I pay you tribute you giant thing?" She asks smiling as she pulls her blades from their scabbards "you kidnapped my sister didn't you, can't just let that slide now can I?""Those swords aren't enough" I say smirking as she stares at me, wearing a simple breastplate without any furnishings on it "And yes I did, and you didn't pay tribute as you should""And why do deserve to get paid for doing nothing?" She asks with a bemused grim"Becomes I'm a magnificent creature" I say holding my wings out to their full length "That is cause enough for it, no?""Eh, can't argue with that point" She says shrugging "But I need my sister back""Then pay" I say walking around her "Simple solution, and I won't be forced to wreck havoc unless you forget again""Eh like my idea better" She says rushing towards me "Kick your scaly ass""What?" I askAh she's in my face, get her off, get her off!!What do I do? try to tell her who I am breath fire 1d20 try to pull her off 1d20 slam head into hoard 1d20 Tell her how rude she's being taunt her Wait....you're also a princess?Stare at her write in
>>41962609> Tell her how rude she's being> Wait....you're also a princess?
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>41962609Stare at her Tell her how rude she's being Wait....you're also a princess? slam head into hoard 1d20>Self capturing princesses, novel concept.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>41962609> Tell her how rude she's being> taunt her> Wait....you're also a princess?> try to pull her off 1d20
>>41962609> Tell her how rude she's being> Wait....you're also a princess?Perfect...> Transform to get her off
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>41962609> Stare at her> Wait....you're also a princess?> try to pull her off 1d20>Self capturing princesses, novel concept.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41962609>>41962683
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41962609> Stare at her> Wait....you're also a princess?> try to pull her off 1d20>Self capturing princesses, novel concept.
I stare at her. Her face resembles her sister's slightly, except her's has a wild feeling to it, maybe it's the scar under her eye, or the mad smile she's been wearing since I've seen her. Though I will admit, she is rather pleasant to look at.She slash my face and I grab her with my claws, holding her by the back of her breastplate as she continues to slash at me with her strange swords."You know, you're being quite rude" I say staring into her as she tries to cut my claws, panting as she throws her arm up again, just missing the bottom of my fore feet "All I wanted was tribute and you come bargaining in here trying to stab me and...wait are you a princess as well?""Unfortunately" She sighs as she gives up trying to get my hand "Why do you....oh..oh no"I smile, my lips curling into a smile."A self capturing princess, such a novel concept" I say laughing as I swing her back and forth as she starts trying to cut me again.What do I do? Tease her let her go 1d20 Go back to sleep 1d20talk to her about something pull her hair, wondering if it would make two of herask her something put her next to her sister write in
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41962869> Tease her> pull her hair, wondering if it would make two of her> Go back to sleep 1d20In such a way she is the pillow.
>>41962869> Tease her>ask her something>Can I expect any other princesses to show up after you?> put her next to her sister
>>41962869> Tease her
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41962869> Tease her> put her next to her sister> Go back to sleep 1d20
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41962869> Tease her>Can I expect any other princesses to show up after you?> let her go 1d20> put her next to her sister> change form
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41962869> Tease her> Go back to sleep 1d20
>>41962967>>41962894>>41962322>>41962182>>41959883Why is this happening to us??! Who angered the gods?
>>41962894>>41962967I, wat.I'm SO glad this isn't a fighting session.This way it just leads to cute.
Maybe people should just stop picking the roll options, ya know since not every vote needs a roll
>>41963068Or maybe they want to do that thing?
>>41963128So when the first roll is a nat 1 clearly the answer is to keep rolling cause that'll have a different outcome? The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result anon
"Oh then why are you wearing armor?' I ask chuckling like the din of swords meeting shields "or wielding those swords, oh I get it, you're playing knight aren't you, that's adorable""Oooooh you're going to regret saying that" She says angrily letting herself hang in my grasp "You really are, but thanks for the compliment anyways""Oh really, what are you going to do?" I ask laughing again "pamper me to death""Mmmmmm" She chuckles "oh this is going to be fun, I can tell, say if you stop talking I may go easy on you""If there's one thing I hate, it's mortal's with an ego" I sigh swinging her around by her armor "Now go play with your...sister?"*clank*her breastplate flies off and she's pulling herself up to my hand, I blink and stare at her, trying to grab her again. She steps onto my other hand smiling, as she pulls her swords out and strikes them together, lighting them and the area around her with sparks, before she runs up my legWhat do I do? try to swatt her off 1d20 I'm SORRRRY!!!! C..can I convince you not to kill me? Breath fire 1d20 Change form throw her away 1d20 try to be intimidating tease her  write in
>>41963159> Change formhuman form so she has nothing to stand on, then change back after grabbing her swords and tossing them in the horde
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41963159> try to swatt her off 1d20> try to be intimidating
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>41963159> try to swatt her off 1d20> try to be intimidating
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>41963159> throw her away 1d20> tease her > Change form and grab our enchanted staff from our treasure pile.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41963159] try to swatt her off 1d20 tease her
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>41963153>So when the first roll is a nat 1 clearly the answer is to keep rolling cause that'll have a different outcome?Considering that after a nat1 the failure will happen regardless of if a rolling option wins or not, yes?We have cases of rolling a 1 and then a 20 in the same set of five often enough.Maybe you should try sometimes to not be a spineless quitter?>>41963159> try to be intimidating> throw her away 1d20
We are the most incompetent dragon.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41963159> try to swatt her off 1d20> try to be intimidating
>>41963287maybe you should realize when a battle is lost and move on to the next one
>>41963359The fuck are you even talking about at this point?You make a vote either way, so you just decide what you want to attempt to do, choosing a non-rolling option isn't any different than a rolling one except that you cans till roll a 20 and succeed afterall, so there is literally no reason to avoid picking that one if you like it.Maybe you should not respong with inane bullshit just to pretend you have something to say.
I swipe my other clawed hand towards her, swatting her with a flick of my wrist and sending her to the golden hoard with a loud thud. "Charlotte!!" The other one shouts as the second groans, embedded in the gold, stilling holding both of her lightning covered blades as her hair hangs in messy strings over her face"Do you think you can best me?" I ask with a booming laugh like the march of a thousand feet in unison "I may be the dragon of dreams, but I am a nightmare given form""Riiiight" She says bouncing back up, rubbing her back with a wince as she stumbles towards me "how long did you practice that in a mirror""Shut up, insolent girl you have no idea what power you deal with" I say trying to make myself look bigger"Awwww' she says walking towards me "you're like a cat'"Do not mock me!" I shout, thankfull my scales are red and that I can't blush"You know you're actually right in a way sister" the other says peeking out from the hill of gold and other valuables "I mean she curls up when she sleeps and"What do I do?I..insolent worms!!! *breath fire* 1d20 Try to step on the charlotte one 1d20 Try to take the swords 1d20 change form I'm not a cat....How..how do you keep getting back up? write in
>>41963436I'll think about it, right after you get that stick out from your butt. And take a class on grammar
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41963493 Try to step on the charlotte one 1d20 Try to take the swords 1d20I'm not a cat....
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41963493> Try to take the swords 1d20>I'm not a cat....
>>41963507You should get some soothing cream for that butthurt.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>41963493> Try to step on the charlotte one 1d20>How..how do you keep getting back up?>>41963507That was just sad and embereassing, you should just stop now.
Well time to roll that 20 you talked about, c'mon I wanna see it
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>41963493>I'm not a cat....>I..insolent worms!!! *breath fire* 1d20
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>41963493> Try to take the swords 1d20>I'm not a cat....
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41963493> Try to take the swords 1d20> change form >I'm not a cat....>How..how do you keep getting back up?We would have fell to chaos by now if we were awake.
>>41963567>>41963594BTFOd by the dice gods.
good, job, honestly surprised to see that 20
>>41963594I'm actually kinda sad, I was looking forward to that fail.
Now keep doing that for every 1 you guys roll
>>41963640Or not, because failing can be fun to. But I guess you are too bitter and butthurt to get that.
>>41963493>"how long did you practice that in a mirror"Probably pretty long, honestly.
>>41963672consider I'm not either, mostly I'm wondering how long you're gonna keep being mad about what people say on the internet
"I'm not a cat " I say pouting as I try to grab away the swords from the small human and get myself shocked, managing to make her drop one of them before I scream in pain and back away with a hiss "Did you just forget about the lightning or something?" She asks sounding a bit worried "Slightly" I say flicking the sword away with a claw "I was caught up in my emotions and the moment., I will not make such a mistake again""Riiiight" She says walking towards me "now can we get this over with, I don't want mom to find out I let amanda get kidnapped like this""No, you're staying here just like she is, until I get my rightful tribute" I say with a huff, blowing smoke onto her, pushing her back slightly as she covers her eyes "and how do you keep getting up so easily, most mortals would have broke by now"She giggles, and then chuckles, and the laughs as her sister joins in."Do you really want to know that?' She asks smilingWhat do i do? YES!? try to squash her 1d20 fire breath 1d20 tail swipe 1d20 No don't care stop laughing at me write in
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>41963775> tail swipe 1d20> stop laughing at me
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>41963775> YES!?> tail swipe 1d20> stop laughing at me
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>41963775> YES!?> tail swipe 1d20> stop laughing at me
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>41963775> tail swipe 1d20> stop laughing at me
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>41963775 YES!? tail swipe 1d20
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41963775> YES!?> tail swipe 1d20> stop laughing at me
"YES?!" I shout loudly as a devious plot weaves through my mind.The girl smiles, pointing her sword at me as sparks fly from it as she smiles smugly."Well you see" She says smiling happily "We're"And then when she was distracted I swipe my tail around, knocking her off of her feet and to the ground with a thud, her sword flying out an of her hands d landing a few feet away."You'd be wise to stop laughing at me" I say sternly, puffing my chest and wings out as she stays down, staring at the sky with anger and rage building in her eyes "What no more wittty retorts? where has all your bravado gone little princess"she pushes herself up, breathing heavily as her eyes start to gain a burning fire to them as she stands up, brushing herself off as scales and claws grow along her arms, her nails turning into small claws as a pair of wings light mine, but much smaller and emerald in color. She cracks her neck, sparks flowing from her mouth as a pair of horns sprout and grow along to the back of the ears."ooooH' I say "so..you're half dragons, that...that explains...a bit of my troubles it seems, well no matter you're still only ha..half as...hmm magnificent as I?""Yeah, and half i all I need to shove your scaly ass into the dirt" She growls, lighting coursing over her body.What do I do? Breath fire 1d20 swat at her 1d20 change forms kick gold at her 1d20 stare at her wait...your mother?taunt her write in
>>41964101> stare at her> wait...your mother?
>>41964101> wait...your mother?> stare at her>Did I
>>41964101> kick gold at her 1d20> Did I fuck your parent?
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>41964101 stare at her wait...your mother?if she gets to close swat at her 1d20
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41964101> kick gold at her 1d20> stare at her> wait...your mother?
I stare at her, her emerald scales glowing from the glow of the sparks coursing out of her, as she slowly walks towards me, holding one arm out as she smiles friendly, which tests even my nerves of stone and steel aaaaahh? I gasp in pain and kick gold at her, as I stare the smoking sport on my foreleg.She winces as a few coins hit around her face."Wait..you said your mother would be upset" I say keeping my distance from her as she continues walking towards me "What exactly is your mother?""Bigger than you" She says calmly "Now come on you're going to fight right, not just give up right now?"What do I say? go all out 1d20 Hide in my hoard Talk to her about something So that's why I haven't got a tribute in awhile...Breath fire 1d20 swat 1d20 Ask her somethingavoid the question write in
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41964288> So that's why I haven't got a tribute in awhile...>avoid the question> swat 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>41964288 So that's why I haven't got a tribute in awhile...avoid the question swat 1d20
>>41964288> So that's why I haven't got a tribute in awhile...> Well, that explains it, go back to sleep
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41964288> So that's why I haven't got a tribute in awhile...>avoid the question> swat 1d20
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41964288> go all out 1d20>Taunt her
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>41964288> So that's why I haven't got a tribute in awhile...> go all out 1d20
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>41964288> So that's why I haven't got a tribute in awhile...>avoid the question> swat 1d20
"Oh" I say realizing why I haven't been getting any kind of tribute for awhile now, as a unfamilar feeling of unease creeps into my heart "so that's why I haven't been getting tributes in a while....""Yeah, sorry you had to learn this way, maybe we could come to an arangment" she says friendly "you know if you come quietly""Hmm?" I ask smiling "for what?""Fighting, do you want to pussy out?" She asks"I never!?" I shout "Such...vulgar words, b..begone from my sight"I swat my clawed hand at her, she catches it with by the middle finger, holding it as she empties...oh no this is going to hurAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!She lets go of my finger, as my body convulses and stutters from the sudden influx of magic that isn't my own. My legs start to shake as I struggle to stand up and gain my thoughts backWhat do I do? try again 1d20 try to say something surrender try to act tough again Breath fire 1d20 accuse her of cheating write in
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41964547 accuse her of cheating try again 1d20
>>41964547> try to act tough again> accuse her of cheating
>>41964547> accuse her of cheating
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>41964547> try to act tough again> Breath fire 1d20> accuse her of cheating
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>41964547> try to act tough again> Breath fire 1d20
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41964547> accuse her of cheating> try again 1d20
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>41964547> accuse her of cheating> Breath fire 1d20
"That's cheating" I huff as I take a deep breath, clearing out my lungs as I pull my head back, holding the breath in as a flame catches to it and consumes it, making it itself "and I do not tolerate cheaters, so burn""Oh fuck" The half dragon chuckles as she turns and starts to run, before the flames pour from my mouth catches her back and knocks her down with a scream, I stop the flow with a clamp, watching her lay sprawled out on the floor, her wings twitch as she breaths slowly, the back of her sleep shirt burnt away, her wings hiding any damage I may have done to her."Given up?" I ask smugly as she slowly tries to stands again, coughing and wheezing from the smoke created from burning metal around her.She clenches her fists, as she places a hand on her knee and forces herself to stand on wobbly legs, as she turns, lighting shooting from her like a storm as she slumps over, with a pained look in her eyes.What do I do? tease her Offer to let her go apologize More flames 1d20 Swipe 1d20 change form Taunt her ask the other one something try to give a speech write in
>>41964880> change form> try to give a speech> Offer to let her sister go
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>41964880> Swipe 1d20
>>41964880> ask the other one something"She's really stubborn isn't she? I mean really, you'd think as half dragons you two would know how important maintaining a horde is. You kidnap a princess or two, they kingdom pay you, and then everyone goes home happy without all this hassle"
>>41964880> tease her> Offer to let her go> try to give a speech
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>41964880 Taunt her ask the other one somethingSo is your mother going to come or what? Swipe 1d20
>>41964880> change form> tease her
>>41964880> apologize> tease her
>>41964880> tease her> apologize
>>41964880> Swipe 1d20> Taunt her
>>41964880> change form> tease her> apologize > Offer to let her go> try to give a speech>>41964942>>41964955Right on time.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41964990Forgot to dice.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>41964880> Swipe 1d20> change form> hit on Charlotte
>>41964880>>41964933adding> ask the other one something"She's really stubborn isn't she? I mean really, you'd think as half dragons you two would know how important maintaining a horde is. You kidnap a princess or two, they kingdom pay you, and then everyone goes home happy without all this hassle"
>>41964880> Swipe 1d20
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>41964880> Swipe 1d20
>>41964880>>41964942>>41964955> Swipe 1d20The dice demand it.
>>41965149Unfortunately I have to agree. Charlotte won't give up from that fire alone.
"Don't tell me you've only half given up" I say smirking "I don't really want to have to give half a effort to keep all this going""Oh I don't give half a fuck" She says smirking with a giggle, before she coughs weakly "though that is kind of funny, in an old timey kind of way"'You're just trying to press my nerves now aren't you?"I ask "Well I apologize for my early roughness, because I see you're quite the dragon, if only by half""Yeah, you can stop with that now" she says dully "Don't make her any angrier charlotte" the other one says "you've seen what she's capable of""I've felt what she can do" Charlotte sighs "Buuut, I'm not the kind to back down so easily""Shame" I say with a heavy sigh "seems like I have to ruin your visage further"The younger sister wails and screams as her older sister runs towards me with a blissful smile on her face and as I move foreleg to swipe her.Stopping just short to flick her barely hard enough to knock her off her feat.She stares at me for a moment, and then begins to laugh, as her younger sister whimpers and throws something at her.What do I do? :Laugh with her change form tease her some morewPretend you'll be keeping hertake them back to the castle taunt her write in
>>41965220> change form
>>41965220> change form> tease her some more
>>41965220> change form> Flirt.> tease her some more
>>41965220> Laugh with her> change form> tease her some more> take them back to the castle
>>41965220> change form> tease her some more>wPretend you'll be keeping her
>>41965220> :Laugh with her> change form> tease her some more>wPretend you'll be keeping her>flirt with her
>>41965220> :Laugh with her> change form>Flirt>wPretend you'll be keeping her
>>41965220> fuck both of them at once, take responsibility
>>41965220 :Laugh with her change form tease her some more
>>41965338Well since we are taking responsibility, I'll back it.
>>41965338only if by responsibility you mean, give them both adorable 3/4 dragon babies. then yes
>>41965220> :Laugh with her>Flirt>wPretend you'll be keeping her>next months headline>Stupid sexy dragon seduces knight
>>41965386more like "Dragon kidnaps princess, Princess kidnaps Dragon's heart"
>>41965381I meant marriage but that can work as well.
>>41965386>Princess comments: "You could say she made me burn for her and then swiped me off my feet"
I laugh loudly, like the boom of thunder and the crashing of the waves as the little brave half breed laughs like a human would, even though she is much more than a mortal.However, it is rude for me to not speak to them at their level, and so slowly as I laugh, I slowly shift into a form half way between my human guise and my dragon body, my ears losing their points as my features shift more to human, my horns vanishing along with my scales, tail and wings as my red dress takes their place, my once thunderous roar of a laugh now a small giggle."Oh I could just eat you up little dragonling" I laugh, causing the pink haired one to look like she's about to cry again "But sweets hurt my teeth, and it'd be such a shame to rid the world of such a...unique creature as yourself""W..what are you saying?" Charlotte says "we were just fighting a few moments ago you're joking right?""Oh why would I jest, violence is oh so similar to more tender things" I say walking over to her, staring down into her green eyes as I push her chin up "Besides, you're like a masterpiece of art given flesh, such soft features, let contrasted by such a fiery personality, it excites me you see""Wait you're...oh you full bloods are all the same aren't you" the Amanda one sighs "So chained by your whims""Hey, they're no all like that" Charlotte says looking into my eyes, slowly melting to my touch as her wings flutter behind her 'and you're not so bad yourself Red""Call me Eliz'beth" I say smiling "And I'll call you mine"She laughs as I wrap an arm around her, pulling her closer to me."Wait you're joking right?" She asks nervously blushingI smile widely, and move in to tell her with my actions rather than my words when...."GAH!!" I gasp as I feel a shock of electricty course through me tearing me from my wonderful dream."Huh whadda?" Charlotte groans sleeping as she continues to hold on to me "Oh, sorry eli, I had a bad dream"cont
>>41965550I stare at her, as she sheepisly plays with her hair. Well, it's not like I can't continue where I left off.I crawl over and pin her down, as she starts squirming around."W..wait Eli I just woke up, don't you want to do something else before we" She says quickly and nervously,I smirk, and let my actions speak for meAnd we'll end hereI'd like to continue this AU eventually since it's was fun to write forI've archviedand I'll be around to talk and stuff after a quick walk
You manage to finish that lewd thing for ASQ? Also will we ever see one for this quest?
>>41965591Thanks for running HM, pretty cute.And damn, dream Eli is pretty smooth.
>>41965591What were the other options?
>>41965591>I'd like to continue this AU eventually since it's was fun to write forI hope you do, it was a lot of fun to read, especially the last update.Thanks for the session.Does Eli have dreams like this more often?
>>41965591>I'd like to continue this AU eventually since it's was fun to write forKnight Charlotte riding Dragon Eli into battle when? Knight Charlotte riding Dragon Eli outside of battle when?
>>41965591So what was Charlotte dreaming?
>>41965863Ghosts>>41965632Well you could've lostcould've gotten distractedcould've got taken homeand could've justbeen attack while lazing around in home>>41965748YessssI like these ideas>>41965612Well you can be anything in dreams>>41965606I'll try to get started on itsomeday, maybe soon>>41965644depends
>>41966046>Well you could've lost>could've gotten distracted>could've got taken home>and could've justbeen attack while lazing around in homeI meant what the other dream options were as concepts.Though getting taken home would have been good too, but we kinda did that already with the chaosEli.
>>41966081Overlord, you'd be an evil overlord who was bored one day, nightmare, a sight into Eli's fears, which would've been pretty weird since night mareWizard, you're a wizard who decides to go out for a walkMonstergirl, Well what it would be if all characters were orignally monster girlsWandering samuria, samuria in the woods late at night,fights yokai and saves peoplePrincess charlotte, pamper the charlotteBeast hunter, Eli and co as monster hunters in a victorian setting
>>41966122>nightmare, a sight into Eli's fears, which would've been pretty weird since night mareThat would have been pretty interesting, maybe another time.>Beast hunter, Eli and co as monster hunters in a victorian settingDamn, if I had known that, i love that sort of thing. Especially victorian settings>Princess charlotte, pamper the charlotte>charlotte not a active tomboyI can't. I'm sure it'd be cute as heck, but I can't imagine it.
>>41966046>GhostsOddly I can't remember her having had a problem with foolish, or was that just because she didn't know when he was around?
>>41966258>>charlotte not a active tomboy>I can't. I'm sure it'd be cute as heck, but I can't imagine it.>Royal attendant Elizabeth needs to beat Charlotte into exhaustion so she can finally pamper her
>>41966258Hey, one of my favourite things to do with my quests is to write these AUs since it lets me write them as the would be with different lives or circumstances Hell even writing a little thing with ol raz gal on my free time since as I said, I did love her character, but not the power creep>>41966291she tends to not like things she can't have anyway of fighting back or resisting against.Because, she can just beat the ever loving shit out of monstersbut she can't do the same to ghostsWhich is the same reason she got upset when Eli carried her around as puppy wolf mode>>41966297Just like my japanese animes
>>41966348>Hey, one of my favourite things to do with my quests is to write these AUsThey are always a lot of fun to read.Ever thought of doing a session like this with ASQ?Once the plot there settled a bit I mean, right now we are busy I think, and Vampire Hunter Maria is fun enough.
>>41965591>I crawl over and pin her down, as she starts squirming around.Being able to do this again is definitly worth not having Jotun form.Do we know, can we know, how many other generals there are?
>>41966348>Hell even writing a little thing with ol raz gal on my free time since as I said, I did love her character, but not the power creepSpeaking of that, how is your new quest going, I haven't gotten around to reading it yet, does the "free power use" thing work out?
>>41966531six major onesincluding Lilacthough rasputin left a power gap when he diedso it could go back to seven
>>41966566It works out pretty well actually, I think
>>41966566>does the "free power use" thing work out?Besides that one time we accidentlied a kids lungs, it works pretty great.
>>41966566it's actually pretty fun....once you get past the clusterfuck that was last thread.>>41966604To be fair, we fixed that
>>41966616>once you get past the clusterfuck that was last threadI don't remember last thread being bad, do you mean first thread?
>>41966616yeah sorry about that,I'll try my best to make the next one betterdidn't expect you guys to take the monster home
>>41966586>>41966616Good to hear, I admit I was sceptical /tg/ could handle that. I wished I had time to follow it, but sadly I can only do so many days a week without sleeping.
>>41966627>>41966649Shit, I meant the FIRST thread not the last thread, the last thread was really fun, I'm sorry I made you think otherwise
>>41966660Hey man it's coolI always try to make these better, since I am after all doing it for fun,>>41966657There hasn't even been many lewd votes
>>41966709Hey, we're trying to let things happen naturally. And have more characters introduced so we have a broader selection.
>>41966709>There hasn't even been many lewd votesI'm baffled.
>>41966709>>41966732To be fair, we have been MILDLY lewd with the amazon, but so far that's mostly teasing her because we think making her uncomfortable is funny
>>41966709>There hasn't even been many lewd votesTo be fair, I can't remember many of those in UMGQ, ASQ or MSQ. I actually think RAQ is already been "lewder" than those in the first few threads have been.Though its protagonist appropriate I think, don't need all to be the same.>>41966749>because we think making her uncomfortable is funnyI don't think it makes her uncomfortable per se.
>>41966765>I don't think it makes her uncomfortable per se.Point. Aroused then. My point is it makes her blush and scamper out of the room.
>>41966729So I take it Solar Warrior isn't you husbando?>>41966765Yeah, well that's why I was expecting more people trying to be lewd, but it fits in character I do agree
>>41966794That actually brings me to a question I've been meaning to ask>>41966709Us there a reason you can tell us why Amazonia always seems to stare angrily at basically everyone else besides us?Moriaty, Treefucker, Solar. It stood out to me especially last thread.
>>41966820>So I take it Solar Warrior isn't you husbando?Moriaty is my husbando. He is like cynical Marcus, just without big brother vibe making it uncomfortable.
>>41966820>So I take it Solar Warrior isn't you husbando?No. He's a poser. I fully expect us to turn him into a sunflower or something at some point in the future.
>>41966848Agreeing with this anon. Although what warper doesn't have a harem?
>>41966841Moriarty is an ass to pretty much everyone but amelia when he isn't in a good enough moodTreefucker is treefucker,And Solar's posing was creeping her out>>41966864You would only make him stronger>>41966848>>41966877Fine tastes
>>41966877Exactly. When you can make reality your bitch why NOT go the harem rout?
>>41966877>Although what warper doesn't have a harem?I don't know about warpers, but I can see Emily having one.She is a dirty neet afterall. She probably got a lot of fantasies shored up.Imagine if Maria had warper powers, she'd be banging all Miller sisters
>>41966903For a good look at typical warper Kinsey look at any non monotheistic deity pantheon.
>>41966903Honestly out of all our protags so far, emily is the only one I can see where it would be totally in-character to go the harem route
>>41966903Even Marla?>>41966932i just can't wait till you get into events i have planned out for it. and by events I mean series of threads like crisis crossovers in RAQ, since comic books
>>41966949So running into Raz Layla And Elizabeth. Will we run Into the Mmq protagonist too?
>>41966938I feel similar, which is why I'd be totally okay with it with her, despite hating harem routes in quests, but I kinda want to see how HM writes harems.>>41966932To be fair, nearly none of those have harem,s they just fuck random people a lot.>>41966949>Even Marla?Are you saying Maria wouldn't a cute wolfgirl?
>>41966949>Even Marla?Would you say no to "petting" a cute catgirl and a cute wolfgirl at the same time?
>>41966949Hey wait...if layla is a fictional character in emily's universe...will she fan-girl?
>>41966971I mean more along the lines of comic book eventsBut yeah, the only character I think of the mcs who could give Amelia a run for her Money is RazHmm actually that'd be fun as shit to write hell the thing I'm writing outside of quests with raz is fun as shit to write>>41966990not at all
>>41967006Man, that sounds like living the dream>>41967010not for a reason Layla would enjoy
>>41967044Let me guess. The lewd scenes of her getting dominated by maria. and the no-doubt ABUNDANCE of porn on the internet of that
I'm quite pleased with how my hospital stealth idea went (I was thinking brake in at night and splinter cell it but invisabity was fine) now I just need to get Anons to vote to make heal bombs and stroll back to smile labs as if nothing happened to make lots of the. We will troll all the bag guys and kick their ass when they come for us.