As discussed in the Flesh Civilization Quest thread, I'm creating something similar to act as a companion quest series. Maybe the two will intersect at some point.Everything is black. You've been asleep for a long while, waiting. Hurtling through space, aboard a chunk of stone. Bland, boring, unappetizing stone. You drift back to sleep.Not long after, to you at least, you feel the gravity of a celestial body. This new feeling wakes you up, it's close. Very close. It gives off so many different signals, so many different forms of radiation. It's sheathed in a thick band of high energy electromagnetic radiation, with pinpoints and hiccups of higher and lower frequencies of electromagnetic radiation coming from the surface.You've been caught in it's gravitational pull. You're hopeful, it's been eons since you've been on anything but this boring rock. The thought of what awaits on the surface fills you with an almost all consuming hunger.Where does the meteor strike earth?[A]: The Ocean[B]: Outskirts of a heavily populated city[C]: Forested outskirts of a small town[D]: In a range of mountains
>>41920199Option CThe other one is in a city, I like small towns and forests. Plus, the wildlife won't fight back as well as a pissed off city would.
>>41920199>The OceanThe start of all life!
A: The Ocean.The Ocean is cool
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>41920199>[A]: The Ocean>>41920281
>>41920199>[C]: Forested outskirts of a small townSeems like a nice medium difficulty environment with lots of potential biomass. I'm not exactly expecting three nat 100's in one thread again.What's the dice system, Thing?
>>41920295No rolls required yet, my friend. I will let you know when to let fate play her hand.
>>41920295I wouldn't roll until OP actually calls for them anon, otherwise I don't think he'll take them.
>>41920199A city would make for a lot of story possibilities, and an ocean would be a nice origins of life reference.. >[B]City
>>41920199>[C]: Forested outskirts of a small townThe classic horror set up.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>41920348Rolling for you to fuck a goat, nerd.
i predict that op is a faggot and that my roll with end with 5
>A: 3>B: 1>C: 3>D: 0I will wait a few more minutes to break the tie.>>41920427The goat decides you are the more appealing fuckbuddy and mounts you.
Rolled 717248417902737793 (1d1000000000000000000)>>41920493Also, A.
>>41920509Oh, goat-sama, why must you toy with my heart.
>>41920514>>41920532Goddamnit guys you have one job.
>>41920527As the goat pounds into your wet asshole, baaing in pleasure as he does so, you moan in lust, as warm precum oozes out from his cock, only increasing the pure passion of the fucking. Eventually, he releases all of his sperm in a giant burst, most of it leaking out of your anus and onto the floor. You cuddle as you both drift to sleep IN THE OCEAN WHERE WE SHOULD PLAY THIS CIV
>>41920579>>41920608Are you fucking kidding me.Fucking break the tie you mongs
>>41920618If this doesn't break the tie then I don't know what could.
Ok. Ocean wins. Give me a few minutes to write it up.
in the end, goat on human sex is what won us the ocean
>>41920618I'm not proud of myself anymore.
>>41920672It is time to devour copious amounts of ocean life and develop horrifying kraken abominations.
>>41920684And we will always remember the sacrifice made by that poor, butt-ravaged anon.
>>41920803>implying you wouldn't want to get your anus torn by a goat from furious sex
The heat. So much heat. This planet has atmosphere, and a lot of it. You tremble as the meteor you're within plummets through the atmosphere, heating up and burning as it falls. The heat invigorates you, you've never felt so alive in your life. You've always been cold, never hot. You like hot, it's... perfect.As the meteorite plunges closer to the surface of this world, you exert some of the wonderful new energy you have from the heat to grow a small sensory appendage. You didn't know there was another world, you want to see it.Water. Vast, open expanses of water. Your metaphorical heart sinks. Water is cold, water is lifeless, you've never been good with water. You brace yourself, pulling your new appendage back into the meteorite as it hits the surface of the water and sinks. The water is deep, very deep, and oh so cold. The further down you go, the colder it gets. You consign yourself to death until the meteorite settles at the bottom and you feel a blast of heat again. You peek out and can barely make out a strange crack in the stone at the bottom of this expanse of water, glowing and emitting a lot of trapped gasses and thick vapor. You need to get closer to it, you know this much. Heat gives you life, and that source will be your saving grace. The meteorite splits open, with some help from you, and you ooze out into the water. Almost a sludge, thick and black. You don't know what you are, all you know is you've existed for as long as the universe has. You make your way to the vent and latch onto a rock nearby. You look around and notice all manner of strange and twisted life living around this fissure. Living stone and misshapen creatures.What do you do?[A]: Infect one of the strange living stone creatures[B]: Attempt to catch one of the misshapen swimming creatures
>>41920926[A]: Infect one of the strange living stone creaturesGIVE US A STRONG FOUNDATION
>>41920926B. The stone creatures ain't gonna move so we can always get them later.
>>41920926>[B]: Attempt to catch one of the misshapen swimming creatures
>>41920926>[A]: Infect one of the strange living stone creatures
If this and my Flesh Civ Quest intersect, it will be glorious.And now, goodnight guys...
>>41921057I think we all want this to happen somewhere down the line.
>>41920926>AInfect the coral, put down roots.
>>41920926A. We can release spores to infect the fish later after we infect the entire reef.
>>41921057We'll make sure it happens bro. Don't worry.I will tally the votes in a few minutes guys.
>>41921077This, we need a foundation. Once we're more established and stronger we can focus on catching the faster, more mobile creatures.
>>419212155/4 A to BWriting now.
>>41921232yeeessswe shall not be uprootedwe shall extend our tendrils deep within the planets crust
You decide that the strange living stones are the best target for now, and sweep over them. They grow in a large cluster surrounding the vent, which spews superheated water and a dark black cloud into the surrounding otherwise frigid water. You find the opening to several of the living stones, odd tube shaped constructs with creatures embedded within them, and force yourself into them. The creature, too simple or too scared to know how to react, does nothing but retract further into itself as you touch it. Wherever you do touch it, it turns dark, and you shudder with the pleasure of destroying life and re-purposing it to be a part of yourself. You see no reason to leave the homes empty, they afford a decent level of protection, so you inhabit them. You spread yourself across a small area, and as you take over more and more of these creatures, which you've decided to call "Tube Stone", you grow stronger. Their biology is simple, but unique. You realize that they do not have a mouth or guts, they do not eat, but instead subside on bacteria that was within them. This is unacceptable to you, so you analyze what you've absorbed and find a very, very useful piece of information. You've heard of it before, on a world you once infested. "Chemosynthesis". You thought you had forgotten that, but no, you remember now. It's simple, and there's so much inorganic material in the water near these vents for you to convert. No wonder these creatures lived here.You pause, and ponder your next move. What should you do?[A]: Focus on Chemosynthesis and filtering out the minerals and nutrients from the black smoker.[B]: Attempt to infest some of the faster moving local fauna
>>41921566>[B]: Attempt to infest some of the faster moving local faunaAfter that we can do A.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>41921566>[A]: Focus on Chemosynthesis and filtering out the minerals and nutrients from the black smoker.
>>41921566A. We could release little bits of us for the fast creatures to gobble up and infect from the inside out. Also I suggest a 10 minute timer on suggestions and immediately write the most liked choice.
>>41921566>[A]: Focus on Chemosynthesis and filtering out the minerals and nutrients from the black smoker.
You fuckers kinda drove me into a weird hole here. I wasn't expecting "The Fucking Ocean" to win, but it did. So now I'm having to actually research shit about hydrothermal vents to find out what exists down there.I'm a fuckin' microbiologist not a marine biologist. Anyway the start is gonna be slower than any of the other options, but the way I see this going could balloon really fast once we hit critical mass.Just play your cards right.
>>41921566I say AHaving a constant supply of resources pays off more the earlier you invest in it. This will be a rich source of sulfide ores, so we can have a ton of useful minerals at our disposal.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcanogenic_massive_sulfide_ore_deposit
>>41921683Kek>actually a microbiologistWell shit sonWe just gonna have to crunch on some sharks and whales
>>41921683Are there no microbes in the sea?
>>41921704If I'm correct, only dead whales and Greenland sharks would be deep enough to hit hydrothermal vents. Also can we still communicate to our pieces if we separate a little bit of ourself?
>>41921694I mean, think of copper plated teeth and spines for our fishy abominations. We'll be set.
>>41921683>I'm a fuckin' microbiologist not a marine biologist.Holy shitYou're a microbiologist? And you like this sort of thing? Anon, I'm both happy and worried now. I willingly volunteer to become a fleshy abomination of nature so long as it doesn't hurt too much.
>>41921683Just keep it simple if you want, doesn't have to get all scientific on us. Just grow gills, grow fins. Research faster fins, feet. Basics
>>41921714Of course there are. That's not the point.We'll just assume we're passively absorbing every microbial thing that touches us but it doesn't add much to our overall mass.>>41921726I'm gonna say, at this stage, no.It will come, but like I said, we have to reach a critical mass.
>>41921726Well, there's even more frightening things to go after I guess.
>>41921683>I'm a fuckin' microbiologist No wonder you were so enamored by virus threads, that's your passion in life!
Once we hit critical mass, we need to absorb some zombie worms. They secrete an acid that can melt through bone. As a bonus, they are found in whale carcasses, so we can combine the two into a flesh dissolving abomination the size of a school bus.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>41921566>[B]
Will be tallying the votes in a few minutes.Y'all cronenbergs ready for this?
Rolled 654 (1d1000)>>41921913MY BODY AND DICE ARE READY.
The A's have it. Y'all fuckers are smart.Writing now.
Op is kill
Action Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFH_sLohbRQAs you think and weigh your options, you start piecing together a plan. With this reawakened knowledge of Chemosynthesis you can turn the vast amounts of carbon and methane being released from the black smoker into energy, nutrients, and mass. A plan is hatched, and you think yourself quite the devilishly handsome genius as you put it into action.You infect more of the Tube Stone around the vent, as well as the other oddly shaped living rocks, which you decide to call as a whole "Feed Stone", and use it to create a base for yourself. It's been a long time since you've made a seed, but you remember how. It's not something you forget, although you prefer the visceral pleasure of corrupting a sentient lifeform to make it.Slowly and deliberately, you absorb more mass around you from the cyanobacteria mat coating the seafloor and grow up and around the vent's stack until you get to the top opening. You prepare yourself, then cap the top with a feeder construct. You shudder with glee as you start to filter the scorching hot, mineral rich water flowing from the vent. Some of it must be expelled, you're not strong enough to process it at the rate the planet is dispensing it, but it's more than enough. You grow new organs within your mass, embedding yourself around the vent as you churn and undulate, growing rapidly as you strip the minerals from the vent and turn them into mass. It's not as easy or pleasurable as corrupting sentience, but it's efficient and the vast amount of heat helps considerably.It's not long until you've formed a complete seed. Above the vent and surrounding it is a large, veined, undulating mass of yourself. Less material is expelled as you get better at processing it, and you're filled with vigor and energy you haven't felt in millenia.CONT---------
---------CONT---------You could launch the seed now, it would need to breach the surface and find land but that shouldn't be hard. This isn't a conducive atmosphere for a new seed.But with your new strength, you can sense larger creatures above. Large masses of singular minds, and large masses of many, smaller minds. You hunger for these, to consume them, to become them. You have a choice.What do you do?[A]: Launch the seed you've created, find dry land, and begin a renewed infestation[B]: Use your new mass to create a tether and float up to discover what awaits above[C]: Other (Write in)
>>41922391>[B]: Use your new mass to create a tether and float up to discover what awaits above
>>41922391B. Let's stay underwater a LITTLE longer.
>>41922303OCEAN, BEST CHOICEFUCKING VESPENE GAS MUTHER FUCKERS!>>41922391>[B]: Use your new mass to create a tether and float up to discover what awaits above
>>41922391CLet's start spreading along the bottom for now. Pick up a few more vents, assimilate a few more bottom feeders, maybe steal something with mobility. We need a solid base to work outwards from before we work on an expansion.
>>41922391[B]: Use your new mass to create a tether and float up to discover what awaits aboveis it acceptable to try to bait small organisms with the tether and absorb them?b and then keep chasing progressively larger things.
>>41922472Of course.There is no 'unacceptable' to this organism. It has no morals, no conscience. It exists only to consume.
>>41922448This here.Might not want to call attention to ourselves yet.
>>41922391[C]: OtherFind other smoke stacks, and cap them. We can merge all of the caps into a single stalk that we slowly grow upwards. It should look something like the Eiffel Tower, but with X number of supports.
>>41922556Supporting this. Make the tether and search for other vents to grow on.
>>41922391>>41922556Sure, Ill support this, a flesh tower beats my fishing idea.
Let's do A.
[A]: Launch The Seed
It's tied 4/4 between create a tether to the subsurface and spread along the hydrothermal vent field.
B. Make a tether and explore the ocean. Maybe we'll find an entire field of these and we can launch dozens of seeds.
>>41922556Voting in favor of this because holy shit meat tower.
I'm choosing A.
>>41922752I think we should do A.
>>41922556Guys, we can be an island. A muthafuckin island! This all day!
>>41922793>>41922777>exactly 1 minute betweenI detect blatant samefagging.
Now it's tied 5/5 between Launching the Seed and the TetherCmon guys there are three options and you're still tying shit up wtf.
>>41922815I was thinking the same thing, but no way for me to prove it. If that's what's going on though, someone is a sore loser.
>>41922752you're waiting too long for votes, keep it to 5 minutes and set down rules for voteing>>41922547>>41922712>>41922731>>41922777>>41922793None of these even link back to your post for the vote.
Alright we're doing this: I've used a RNG to get 3 #'s from 1-100. I've assigned those #'s to the 3 options.Three d100 rolls. First 3 rolls will be averaged, whichever option it's closest to is what happens.
Rolled 36, 69, 92 = 197 (3d100)>>41922815https://i.gyazo.com/11361deeb228f43b761fc592fc20c25a.png
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>41922913
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>41922913
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>41922913
>>41922928The dice gods favor the flesh heap!
>>41922958While I did vote for spreading to create the tower. you didn't read how the rolls worked did you? this is the dice version of what number am I thinking.
>>41922913No seriously op set down vote rules, or you're just setting yourself up for wasteing time and samefagging
Here's a penis song. Enjoy.http://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_mtifihupun1rfbp0oo1.mp3#_=_
>>41922924>>41922928>>41922931Averaging these three because some faggot thought he could roll all 3 by himself.C wins.You decide against launching the seed. You can tell the vent field is fairly large, this whole area must be very close to this planet's molten core, and you think it would be wasteful to not take advantage of the resources this planet is so willingly offering up to you.With renewed vigor, you begin spreading out along the seafloor. You grow a hydraulic system within yourself to pump the hot water from the vent throughout your body as you expand, and you move to cap more and more vents, constructing additional pylons.After several days, you've covered what you are certain is this entire hydrothermal vent field. Your size is several thousand times more than what it was when you started, and you cover a roughly five square kilometer portion of the seafloor almost entirely.Above the seafloor and the smokers, supported from struts of your self, hardened with an outer shell made of a condensed carbon lattice, you've formed a platform that sways in the current of the ocean. It extends almost two kilometers towards the surface, and you can detect sunlight! At this depth, there is much more and larger life swimming around you. You notice exceptionally large creatures swimming around slowly, calling out through the water with long, low, mournful tones. Other bodies seem to be composed of hundreds, or thousands, of smaller fish who seem to swim together instinctively. None of them have taken notice of you, yet.[A]: Devise some sort of trap to catch something large or a lot of small things.[B]: Keep growing to the surface[C]: Other (Write in)
>>41923131>[A]: Devise some sort of trap to catch something large or a lot of small things.
>>41923131>[B]: Keep growing to the surfaceOperation meat tower is a go! As much as I want zombie whales, I want to surprise some passing fishing vessel even more.
>>41923131>Devise some sort of trap to catch something large or a lot of small things.
>>41923131[A]: Devise some sort of trap to catch something large or a lot of small things.Make branches to the stem, tipped with massive organic spring loaded traps. When one of the large creatures comes near, the trap should release and stab into the beast like a massive pair of pincers.
>>41923131>[B]: Keep growing to the surfaceWe are massive right now with that mass increasing constantly every day. We'll be our own island soon enough.>>41923107Goddamit anon. Why did I laugh at this?
>>41923131[A]: Devise some sort of trap to catch something large or a lot of small things.Hydraulic spikes, pneumatic cages, all of the wonderful things!~
>>41923131>[A]: Devise some sort of trap to catch something large or a lot of small things.Now we can get cool things from sea life!
>>41923131A: voting to prioritize small shit over large shit though.
>>41923326Well this thread just improved considerably, Tansen's here.
>The A's have itYou decide you want, no, NEED, some of the creatures here. You've been surviving on chemical conversion but you need to consume something.You shift and change your form, branching out and creating many large and small mouth-like appendages. You open them up, the insides lined with thousands of small sharp organically grown carbon teeth, and in each one you create a pheromone organ, emitting an irresistible smell into the water for all organic life.It isn't long before a pod of three whales begin to investigate. They inch closer, unsure of what you are, knowing you're not quite right, but drawn inexorably closer to your bait. The pod shifts and each whale goes to a different trap. When all three are within your grasp, you close the traps with a level of speed unexpected from such large constructs, and the whales cry out in deafening agony as you sink your teeth into them, immediately pumping them full of your self, corrupting them as you absorb them from the inside out. You take some of their organs, their stomach, liver, intestines, kidney, colon, bladder, reproductive organs, and melon. Absorbing those, you replace them with constructs only you know the names of, large, undulating alien growths attaching to the tissues of the whale. After a few hours, you release the three sperm whales you caught and they float lifelessly in front of you in a triangle.Then it hits you. A spark, a flicker, and then an explosion. Your consciousness expands and you can feel every part of you that broke off on the sea floor, and you can control it. You're acutely aware of everything going on within a kilometer of any of your parts at any given time, and feel one of your traps engage on a school of fish.It's not long until those are converted too. The fish and the whales appear lifeless, although they follow every command you give, puppets to your whim.[A]: Implant burst seeds in the whales[B]: Swim the school of fish towards a fishing boat[C]: (Write in)
Time for B.
>>41923440Shit this was for last suggestion, let's do A for this one.
>>41923439>[B]: Swim the school of fish towards a fishing boatTHIS. Let the surface dwellers feast upon the corrupted flesh.
>>41923439[B]: Swim the school of fish towards a fishing boat[C]: (Write in) But leave a few behind to corrupt more sea predators as they get eaten
>>41923439B. Infect entire fish market subtly and infect the countless sushi chefs and deli employees that will come into contact with these fish.
>>41923439>[B]: Swim the school of fish towards a fishing boat
>>41923439[A]: Implant burst seeds in the whalesI'd like to stay in the ocean for a bit, to grow and learn before we reveal ourselves to humans.
>>41923439I happen to notice that you didn't mention anything about the parasitic louses that inhabit many whales. Do we get whale parasites as a bonus to having converted the whales? I feel as if we should.
>>41923521Burst seeds will also take our infection to the surface. Just in a less subtle and more explodey manner. Remember earlier where it was revealed that Seeds don't work underwater? Yeah.
>>41923554Fucked up that image, whoops.
>>41923554Sure.Like I said I'm not a marine biologist. I didn't know these things existed and now I wish I didn't find out.
>>41923566Oh, then change my vote to B
>>41923400Hey whatsup mad how's it been?
>>41923439>[B]: Swim the school of fish towards a fishing boataaaay how you doin fishmen?
>>41923659Been good, looking forward to absorbing the planet in a singular mass of writhing creepy flesh stuff. Yourself?
>>41923490This>>41923734Still waiting to finish off my fucking dwarves Quest. Though this flesh thing is pretty cool. Like slimes on super steroids
>>41923767Where the hell did the magma dwarves go?
>>41923850Hex had some irl shit go down. Think you missed the last thread. Gobbos are gone gnomes assimilated and elves are outside our walls in their thousands. He said he will be back should be gone for a couple more days at most I think
Goodnight. Voting for the stealthiest option next update (what is considered stealthiest is purely for the QM to decide).
Decision Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZlRwF16dksYou decide to use the schooling fish to try and subtly infect the higher species on this planet. They're an interesting appearing fish, with many small triangular fins running down along the back and underside from the dorsal fins to the tail, many of them are fairly large as well. You keep a few dozen back, keeping them hanging around the whales, as you send the vast majority, several hundred fish, out to sea.As the fish swim around, you're able to ping your consciousness off of them to see further and further out. After about a week, you feel the telltale arrogance of sentient life and, upon further investigation, find that you've lucked upon a fishing trawler. You mimic the behavior of the fish you're controlling, and allow them to be caught. You feel nothing as the fish are suffocated, gutted, packed with ice, and preserved in the hold. You remain.By the time these fish reach the cannery, you've already replicated this with several dozen schools of fish, and over the course of a month, tuna laden with spores of yourself are put up on the shelves at grocery stores all over the nation.One day, you feel it. Worry, doubt, love. You hear the voice of a young girl."Daddy, are you sure the other girls will like me at my new school?"'Of course, honey' this being replies. David, you realize. He snuck a few morsels of tuna as he was making his daughter a tunafish sandwich for lunch. What a monster. You peek through his eyes, he's standing at a kitchen counter with a knife in his hand and freshly sliced bread on a cutting board, looking down at a smaller bipedal creature with light yellow hair and blue eyes. Skin the color of cream, wearing a colorful dress with a backpack in the shape of a cartoony quadrupedal animal with pointed ears. Melissa, you find her name in David's mind. You worm your way deeper and assume control.---------CONT---------
---------CONT---------[A] Stab Melissa with the bread knife[B] Finish making her tuna fish sandwich and send her off to 'school'[C] Infect her immediately[D] (Write in)
>>41924021>[C] Infect her immediatelyJesus Christ, that A option.
>>41924043>[B] Finish making her tuna fish sandwich and send her off to 'school'
>>41924043BNo reason to get our first infected fellow caught and examined immediately. Plus, she may not even like the tuna. Could trade it at school and spread our influence to and even more diverse range of humans.
>>41924043>[B] Finish making her tuna fish sandwich and send her off to 'school'Knowledge is power etc etc.
I'm really disappointed no one wants to stab Melissa. I even put her in a hello kitty backpack.
>>41924043>[B] Finish making her tuna fish sandwich and send her off to 'school'Once it's time for lunch we'll have her share with her friends.
>>41924179Sorry to disappoint you OP.
>>41924179I mean, I know we're going to unite all of humanity beneath the glorious banner of our meaty curtains, but god damn man. That shit is savage. No judgment, hell of a lot of respect, but I can't be the only one feeling even remotely skeeved out by that shit.
>>41924179/tg/ is known for murderhoboing, at the best and worst opportunities, but rarely on just a whim.
>>41924088Changing to A.
>>41924179Later, when we have more control.We can send entire legions of infected city people to turn on their non-infected brethren.
>>41924179We have several people.And now me, since I vote A.
>>41924179But this way we have more infected. She's more useful alive than dead. Vectors, OP, vectors.
>>41924264Looks like we're going to be indulging a slight snuff fetish instead.I'm not in favor, but we have plenty of other vectors. We just infected an entire country's supply of fresh seafood, Melissa's dad is merely the first of countless others to come under our possession.
B seems to be the best bet for spreading ourselves, so I'll vote for that. We can stab people later
So I'm a bit confused, are we some kind of space fungus with mind control powers?
>>41924419When the OP says he'd prefer something, people will suck up and vote for it.
Let's do A for shit and giggles.
>>41924306well, we've already infected very large number of infected with the fish, we could conceivably get away with a single random killing. as long as the other vectors avoid doing the same. though it is such a waste, schools are a great place to spread disease, just encourage sharing.
>BYou withdraw a little and allow David to finish making his daughter's lunch. He sends her off to school and you set in to examine him more thoroughly as you wait for Melissa and countless others to become infected with you.As you examine and inspect David's musculature and bone system, you slowly string parts of yourself through him, consuming the fat in his body and that one oddly shaped mass that was growing on his brain. As you consume that particular mass, you hear him comment to himself that it's nice that the migraine he's had for the past four months has finally gone away.He finishes getting ready and heads off to "work", which you discover after combing through his mind is an actor at Disney World.[A]: Assume direct control and plow David's car into a fuel tanker on Westbound I-4[B]: Allow David to go to work and attempt to subtly infect patrons at the park[C]: Allow David to go to work, then assume direct control and forcibly begin infecting patrons[D]: (Write in)
>>41924473D: We do a Dylan Roof and shoot up the park.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>41924473>[C]: Allow David to go to work, then assume direct control and forcibly begin infecting patronsTry to synchronise it with other hosts.
>>41924473Disney World? Fucking Disney World?You should've said so sooner, OP.>>41924473>[A]: Assume direct control and plow David's car into a fuel tanker on Westbound I-4WITNESS
>>41924473>cure people of their brain tumorsWe're a good person >D]: (Write in)Buy doughnuts on the way, then infect them and hand them out to our coworkers
>>41924473BOP, how is it that I feel guilty for wanting to take the subtle approach?
Option A. When cops arrive to inspect David's body we can infect them and gain control of law enforcement.
>>41924473[A]WE ARE AWAITED
>>41924473>and that one oddly shaped mass that was growing on his brainYou're cruel, Thing. [B]: Allow David to go to work and attempt to subtly infect patrons at the parkSubtlety is the name of the game for now.
>>41924512topkek, let's do this for shit and giggles.
>>41924529Space-borne meat monster, who needs subtlety when you are a writhing psychic mass of flesh
>>41924512>>41924525Combination of these, that would be fucking absolute gold.
Bets on who David plays? I'm hoping Gaston.NO ONE INFECTS WOMEN WITH ALIEN PARASITES LIKE GASTON!
>>41924473[B] of course. We can't let people discover us this early.
>>41924568You say that now, but we're still in our young stages. I don't want to attract the military just yet.
>>41924545Normally I'd go with subtlety but this allows op his killing fetish and is a pretty decent plan overall
>>41924585sexual parasites too! Don't forget our terrestrial cousins!
>>41924512Let this happen.
>>41924606Don't worry about my 'killing fetish'. I'm just going to be introducing options like this for the comedy factor. I'm fucking laughing my ass off over here at>>41924512>>41924525>>41924550That being said I need someone to archive this thread for me because I actually don't know how.Looks like B is going to be the option for when I continue this tomorrow.
>>41924683Yeah unfortunately. I have work tomorrow, but I will continue this for at least 2 hours after I get home from work for sure. I'm having a blast.So can someone archive this for me? Or tell me how to do it?
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>41924683No, he's about to deliver a scene wherein a loving father goes on a most inspired rampage, then explodes in a cacophony of spores, infecting all those around him.Paranoia will reign as we activate each of these new "sleeper agents" on a whim, causing previously stable and productive people to an hero in the most destructive and ridiculous way possible. I absolutely cannot wait.Rolling for mayhem caused.
>>41924727And, before the explosion destroys his brain we find out, that his wife is dead, buried 1 year prior when the driver of a fuel truck fell asleep at the wheel.
Ok looks like "Mad Max: Florida Interstate 4" option is winning now. Seriously though guys how does archiving work on /tg/? Is it automatic like on other boards or no?
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>41924727rofl seconding
>>41924793go to archive, click add thread (it's on the side bar) the rest is pretty straight forward.
>>41924832Sorry, can't find it. Even did a page search for 'add' and there was no 'add thread' option.
>>41924878http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.htmlWhere it says Add Thread on the left.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.htmlSee where it says add thread, click it.
>>41924878 An anon has archived.
>>41924512That's gold, let's do it.
>>41924906>>41924908Oh haha I was looking at /tg/'s archive on 4chan. My bad.Okay so, archiving this thread now. I will return tomorrow night around 10:45pm EST to continue it for a few hours.Option "Mad Max Florida" won, so the OP of tomorrow's thread will be ultraviolent.
>>41924954An anon has archived for you.
>>41924969How very nice of him. I love the description>The Flesh Comes in from space, infests the bottom of the ocean and a tuna sandwichAlright night guys
>>41924954Can't wait, I'll actually be around as well. Good thread friend.
>>41924954Mad Max Florida?
>>41924954Better infect some cops and paramedics by the end of our rampage.