Rolled 64, 95, 51 = 210 (3d100)Previous thread:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41752762/All previous threads:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Minotaur%20QuestHero list:http://pastebin.com/7kA12sh9Tech list:http://pastebin.com/EKCmHJNKPrevious Thread in a nutshell:>A) We met the lizardfolk, whose accents I can't fucking do in text.>B) Met the Wood Elves. Well, "met" is a loose term. More like idly stared at them while they watched us with their beady little eyes.>C) Saw a goblin village get nom-ed by a giant centipede...thing.>Got interrupted by a family emergency.Right, let's rock and roll, shall we?For the sake of why not I'm putting the stats in this post.DROZEN STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 10985>Population Growth 773GROK STATS>Population (Minotaurs) 5265>Population Growth 308GORRIC STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 4430>Population Growth 333>Population (Human) 4610>Population Growth 345ALAGAR STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 2715>Population Growth 248>Population (Human) 2860>Population Growth 248SECRET OUTPOST STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 285>Population Growth 15>Population (Human) 230>Population Growth 15COLONY STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 230>Population Growth 15>Population (Human [Free]) 145>Population Growth 22
Rolled 2, 45 = 47 (2d100)William was busy with the lizards, right? Did he do anything or was it just expostion? In any case, speak with the wood elves there and expand the mines further in Drozen
>>41893740WHERE WERE YOU LAST THREAD? THE GREAT SATAN MUST KNOW
>>41893756I've been on vacation, and then when I got home I hung out with some friends and now I gotta pee so brb.
>>41893771THANK YOU. Enjoy your piss
>>41893628>A1: Wood Elves>2: CATASTROPHIC FAILURE!While on his way out of the Lizardfolk city, which he never bothered to learn the proper fucking name of, William got an eye full of the Wood Elves. Sharp ears, dirty hair with various shades of dark brunette to glistening black, tinted eyes, and long, narrow faces that seemed to follow him no matter where he went. Not pleased with what looked to be the constant dirty looks, the man, to put it bluntly, smacked one of them across the face and pissed on their unconscious body. Needless to say, this caused quite a scene, and he was nearly mobbed by the Elves. The guards idly stood by, placing bets on how long he would last.>30 minutes laterWilliam, after a short trial is now being held within the city walls. Not imprisoned mind you, he just can't leave.>A2: Mines>45+5=50: Average!The boys expand the mines, digging ever deeper. It gets to the point where a deep miner takes a good two hours to make it back to the top and see daylight. Little in the way of new material is found, though distinct rustling noises and rumblings have come in, along side the usual cave-in reports.
Here!>Kinda, on the phone walking>>41893771Welcome back Port
>>41893822Phone dubs.Careful not to hit anything/
>>41893812Bonus action to get the crew and Sophie into the city. Also, what was >>41893518 rolling for?
>>41893891Done, and the civs you might meet this thread
Rolled 46 (1d100)Invent clocks
check out the Conoly, and expand it>make a name
>>41893940Fuck my computer, the text deleted itself and I can't get it to come back. You invent clocks.>Clocks invented!>>41893996The colony is doing rather well, considering how the primary "threat", if you could even call it that, is now dead. The citizens have taken to calling it Hevok, with the name coming from the early days of the village. Expansion is coming along rather nicely, with a healthy outwards growth and inwards improvement. Fortunately, little seems to exist in the way of natural predators in the area. The whole place seems docile.>Special event to fill up space where the clock stuff was supposed to goIt’s high noon, with a clear sky and slight breeze in Gorric as a massive bellowing horn is heard coming from the horizon. Roughly five minutes later, a bloody well massive ship of metal, bolts, and beams is floating right above the city. The smokestacks stretched high into the sky, unlike a small balloon craft that detached from the ship and descended down. Several bells and whistles, as well as a distinct clanking noise were heard as it landed. A gust of hot steam came out of a man-sized hole that opened shortly after, with a hiss to accompany it. Stepping out came a clockwork like being, with a crude stove-top hat and goggle monocle, as well as numerous exposed inner workings.>”Say chaps, you wouldn’t happen to know how to fix a buggered up steam engine, would you?”>You have met the machines!
>>41894128>+20 growth in Hevok
Is anyone besides me here?
Rolled 40, 32 = 72 (2d100)>>41894187In that case can we get William out of jail please? I'd like him to continue his adventures. If not, then explore the land aorund Hevok. Or noth
>>41894187I'm kinda here
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>41894128Maybe the lizards will have some insight into William's.... condition.
>>41894310All hail That Anon
Is the lizard leader a man or a woman?
>>41894514It seemed to be a woman.
>>41894573Roll for seduction?
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>41894128Also, check and see how the queens doing now that her baby girl is a baby... boy or girl with a penis... whichever it actually is.
>>41894237>A2: House Arrest>40: Average!>"Oi, couldya please lit me outta 'ere? I need to get goin', I'm s'posed to map tah world fer tah Minotaurs.">"We've told you before, you cannot leave by the word of Chief Dune Rider."This exact conversation happens every day, at the same time, in the same place, with the same people, for a week.>A3: Hevok>32+15=47: Average!Trekking through the savannah lands is easy. The tall, blowing grass stalks are surprisingly unlikely to hide anything that could kill you in an instant. No, that was taken by boredom. Seriously, fuck all happened besides watching massive herds of what looked to be bison creatures, as well as a strange reptilian creature with a brightly lit mane, with a dazzling array of colors that circled around its head. A rather large forest was spotted on the horizon, as well as inhuman howls coming from there, accompanied by the appropriate fluttering of birds.>Part two incoming
>>41894310>A4: William's Condition>69: HOT DAMN LUCKY NUMBERS!On the seventh day, William fucks off to go and explore the city. The sandstone buildings, upon closer inspection, have intricate writings and drawings etched into them, with what seem to be stories of a traveler who would come, possessed by a demon of great power, and how the residents inside would be the one's to save his soul...Or something like that, the man was more than a bit tipsy. Stumbling inside the somewhat dark building, William finds a humble home. Little in the way of material objects exist besides a simple bedroll and what can be assumed to be religious symbols. The door behind him eases shut as an elderly man comes into view, with a a great grey-white beard somehow growing from his scales.>"Greetings, friend. Come, sit by the fire and let me tell you of your fate."Drunkenly, William nods. A small poof of smoke and a fire pit is in the center of the room, and he drops down besides it, as the Lizard does the same. He seems to be looking deep into the fumes, focusing on those just now leaving the room through a hole in the ceiling. Was that there before?>"You bear a great weight on your shoulders my friend. I see someone close to you has died, and another, a daughter, lost her innocence. You have my sympathies."A look of surprise seems to cross his face.>"I see a figure, as black as the night and as evil as those that stalk it, trapped inside your body. It seems to have taken root in your mind, attempting to take control and occasionally succeeding...I know not what can stop this, though death may lead to worse results. Take care my-What's this? Another presence?"Confusion appears on both of the men's faces.>"Someone appears to have established some kind of link in your mind, and it appears to be a female of Elven kind, though not any I have ever seen."Following this William blacks out and finds himself on the street in front of the building. Where the building WAS I mean
>>41894633>>41894673>>41894602>P3>A5: Baby>53: Average!Catherine, while changing little baby Cordy, notices how her little bouncing baby girl is now a little bouncing baby boy. After the initial confusion, shock, and urge to drink, she accepted it. She then felt a sharp pain in her gut. About 30 minutes later, she felt another. After wrapping lil Cordy in blankets, she rushes herself to the Royal Doctor, occasionally stopping to writhe in agony. Bumbling into the office, she drops onto the stone table. A short time later, two young children have joined the world.>Name and gender please
>>41894633>>41894673>>41894801Holy shit wall of text
>>41894837One is a little bundle of joy named Eva, with greenish-hazel eyes to match her father
Name: HannahGender: Female
>>41894837This is better
>>41894877Cordy only became male to make room for her... his sisters.
>>41894877The other is also a little girl, named "Hannah" and with a set of completely green eyes.
>>41894903There are two. So if their both girls, we have identical twin potential
>>41894922*additonally, she seems to be innately in tune with magic, as evidenced by her lifting the bloody (literally) table up with her mind. Doing so makes her eyes match those of her sister.
>>41894837>>41894870>>41894877>>41894903>>41894911>>41894922I predict this going well when all three are grown up.
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>41894963A- Time to get a new room set up to handle this magic prodigy baby bullshit. Also a celebration maybe? Even if it's just a little, internal one.
>>41895004..... save me...
Who wants to bet one of the baby's gonna be clunked in the head?
>>41895004>A6: Celebration>9: Absolute failure!While returning home to the royal palace, nobody thought to give the Queen, who just gave birth to two potential heirs, any kind of medical treatment or escort. While trudging up the cold hard stairs and slush, Catherine trips on the exact last step, leaving a large dent in Hannah's forehead. She doesn't appear to be dead or anything of the sort, but she has gone extremely quiet, only squirming a little bit if Catherine holds her too tight.This has all been a bit much on Catherine, and she soon collapses, still covered in blood and bits of afterbirth, onto the bedsheets, clutching the little babs as close to her as physically possible.>>41895091Thanks for the idea!
>>41895149I'm just gonna shut my mouth now.
>>41895149...Someone roll to fucking heal them
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>41895283ON IT!
>>41895283>>41895321>A7: MEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIC!>76: Above average success!After waking up and realizing "oh yeah, my newborn child has a dent the size of a small cup in her head and is somehow not dead, I should probably take her to a doctor!", Catherine groggily gets up and out of the bed, carrying the two little babies. Still caked in blood, she makes her way to the doctor, who apparently hasn't slept a wink since the Queen came screaming into his office and gave birth to twins, one of which pulled a Poltergeist. After a brief discussion absolutely filled with vivid language that can't be repeated here for the sake of decency, the doc takes a look at the gnash in Hannah's head. One short spell, some stitches, and some anesthetic later and the little baby is back to normal, albeit with a fucking massive scar to grow into. She doesn't seemed to have dropped the quiet, barely moving demeanor though. But at least she won't die!
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>41895499.... with the popularity of the bakery... I wonder how dairy industry would fair... Sure the only cows we have are also citizens, but it seems like a convenient way for them to add to the economy!
>>41895665Wait, do we have cows?
>>41895702We have women. But that's getting into /d/ territory
>>41895760Disregard what I said, I'm all for this.
>>41895665>A8: Dairy>47: Average!Milk has always been present. Since a child first comes out of the womb one of the first things it does it begin to suckle on its mother for milk. As such, everyone has a nostalgic fondness for it. Of course, you can't exactly go asking your mother to suck on her tits when you're bigger than she is. Nevertheless, some of the more, shall we say, "creative" cows of the land have come up with a device that milks them, giving a bucket's worth of milk for an hour's session. Many begin to take this as a job, as it also has some pleasurable side effects.>Milking Machine invented!>Dairy industry founded!>Boobs!
>>41895892+10 growth worldwide3 techs please
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>41895933>R- Continue dicking around with magic-No. Research enhanced milk production. I cannot stop myself.
>>41895971I like where this is going
>>41895971>R2: Milk Production>83+15=98: Amazing success!With the recent invention of the Milk Machine, milk production has gone through the roof. Ordinarily small barrels used to contain it have grown to massive sizes, to the point where no binding can keep them in. Women walk around with these in the workshops and public like it's nothing, and the men...Well, the men are certainly enjoying it. The birthrate's gone up significantly, and several women have begun using the machines as a form of therapy. Seems like everyone loves this invention.Oh yeah, and the average cup size has gone from a B (for a Minotaur) to a D.>+100 growth worldwide!
>>41896114Hooray for boobs!
>>41896114Any ideas? And where'd Port go?
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>41896114I will never regret this decision.>R See if there's anything new we can do with sleepite.
Rolled 45 (1d100)On laptop with crappy hotel intenet now! here to stay>>41896343reroll
>>41896343>R3: Sleepite>28+20=48: Average!While the Milk Madness was going on, a lone scientist was busy fiddling with a few bits and pieces of Sleepite. He had been at this for days now, and had gone through several different experiments. When combined with gunpowder, it seemed to leave a distinct greenish-golden trail behind it for a few seconds. When mixed with milk, it gives it a slight tangy taste. When mixed with various drugs, it's found to greatly increase the user's...size. This effect seems to be permanent.>Tracer Rounds invented!>P.E.D.s invented!>Sleepite Status: Conscious
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>41896485>Sleepite Status: ConsciousIs this gonna be a thing?>R4Research Sleep with some of the new matrials we have
>>41896635>R4: Sleep>42+20=62: Success!That same scientist, after waking up with a massive hangover the next morning, goes back to being hunched over the desk. Toying with a bit of dust, he begins to mix it with all the metal bits in his workplace, and finds that, if applied in high enough dosages, Sleep dust can turn any tool or weapon magic! This is not limited to rune magic either, proper sorcery can be conducted with it!>Magic weapons invented!>Magic tools invented!
CUTH STATS>Population (Minotaurs) 1035>Population Growth 260>Population (Awaken) 230>Population Growth 20>Population (Human) 1035>Population Growth 260>Population (Dwarf) 554>Population Growth 265Two actions and a tech mis amigos!
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>41896839R- Advance the new form of magic.
Rolled 84 (1d100)Find a new civilization>>41896874You're talking about the magic weapons, right?
>A2Diplo the Dryads >>41896904YesCaptcha went spainish and its so hard now
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>41896978forgot the roll
>>41896874>R: Magic>55+15=70: Above average success!The recent discovery of Sleep's innate enchanting abilities has led to gratuitous amounts of experimentation. Some of them, such as the Hammer of Thunder, allowed a blacksmith to hit with the force of a truck, while doubling as a way to conjure epic thunderstorms in a 10 foot radius were wildly successful. Others, like the, well, it's user didn't live long enough to tell anyone what it was actually called, but the point still stands. In any case, almost anything can be turned into a magic item now, including small sacks that can hold thousands of kilos of shit inside!>Bags of holding invented!>A1: New Civilization>84: Great success!While fucking around in the trees (sometimes quite literally), the canopy dwelling humans noticed dizzying bits of light around them. After falling out of a tree one too many times, they threw a rock or other small object right at them, and once they actually hit! Upon investigation, the small lights were then discovered to be small, fairy like creatures, with clear, butterfly like wings, pointed ears, and the size of a mouse.>Sprites discovered!>A2: Dryads>50: Average!The Dryads, or should I say Dryad, seems to be pleased with you. You haven't harmed nature recently, you've "become one with nature" and you seem relatively peaceful! She still won't strike any kind of deal with you, but she seems to see you boys and girls as friends.
>>41897220I remember the hammer! that was so cool
DROZEN STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 11868>Population Growth 883GROK STATS>Population (Minotaurs) 5683>Population Growth 418GORRIC STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 487>Population Growth 443>Population (Human) 4610>Population Growth 345ALAGAR STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 2715>Population Growth 248>Population (Human) 2860>Population Growth 248SECRET OUTPOST STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 510>Population Growth 225>Population (Human) 455>Population Growth 225COLONY STATS:>Population (Minotaurs) 355>Population Growth 125>Population (Human [Free]) 277>Population Growth 132
Rolled 35 (1d100)No-one?>A1Make sure the twins are ok
>>41897574>A1: Twins>35: Failure!Catherine is more than a bit exhausted, and the twins have no discernable issues, at least to her. Hannah seems to have developed a nasty cough though, and she can be heard all throughout the night, keeping her poor brother, sister, and mother up. This in turn leads to Cordy and Eva crying. Catherine eventually just collapses with all three in her arms, exposing the other two to Hannah's cough.
Rolled 71, 67 = 138 (2d100)>A2Expand Hevok>A3Try and fix the Machine's Steam Engine>We have that tech, right?
>>41897748>A2: Hevok>71: Above average success!>"Hevok's got it easy, with no freezing cold, plenty of sun, comfort, and the like. Go there!"This was shouted numerous times at the docks of Gorric, and many intrepid pioneers piled onto ships and eaded straight for the small town. Upon arrival, several immediately set up shop, though others fan out over a wide area and begin to make contact with...Humans? Weren't these guys killed? It seems that your settlers have neighbors.>Itodana tribe discovered!>Bova tribe discovered!>+500 population in Hevok!>A3: Machines>67: Success!Your finest engineers are sent into the bowels of the Machines' ship, and (after being sprayed with steam about 10983 times), they find the central steam engine, to which a Machine engineer remarked:>"You lot couldn't read the instructions? Bunch of buffoons you are!"He said this while pointing to a sign written in binary. Moving on, the engine itself seemed to have a small problem in that someone had ripped out all of the important bits and bobs, like the pipes, fan, magnet, and the actual coal. After promptly replacing the pieces (and yelling at the machines to get some brains) they left. The man(?) from before comes and thanks each and every engineer personally.>"I, Nigel Battonbourgh the Third, thank you. We will likely be in this area for the next several years, so if you're ever in a spot of bother, just send us word and we'll be right on you like pigeons on a statue!"
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>41897998Bloody english aristacrat robotslove it>A4 Create a Research lab for Sleep, Magicite and all materials
>>41898086Glad you like it!>A4: Research Lab>33: Failure!Now, it would seem like common sense to keep all your hazardous materials and the notes on them in a safe, indoor enviornment, right? Well not to your researchers. The closest thing to safe is a box in the corner of a room, with everything mashed together like a radioactive salad. Indoors isn't much better, considering that while vents are useful, people tend to make their own by way of giant bloody hole in the wall.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>R1 Research the reactions between Magicite, and Sleep and Sleepite
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>41898270REROLL REROLL REROLL
>>41898296Roll me 1d10
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>41898270>>41898296...Can someone come and save me from shit rolls?>>41898317Done
>>41898337You're on your own
>>41898354PLEASE MAN SAVE MEEEEE*falls into pit of snake-eye dice*
>>41898270>R1: Reactions>4: Catastrophic failure!The same scientist who developed Magic weapons and tools soon let his curiosity get the better of him. >"What happens when I mix Magicite, Sleep, and Sleepite?"What followed could best be described as a miniature Hiroshima of magic. The surrounding area was vaporized in an instant, with much more going fractions of a second later. Lucky for you it only took out about a quarter of the city. Only.>-3000 population in Drozen!>-200 Pop growth worldwide!
>>41898426nononONONOOOOOO FUCK MY SHIT ROLLS
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>41898426>A5Build a monument on the crater to remind us of what happens when we expiriment before we Theorise (Act before we think)
>>41898550>A5: Monument>80: Great success!After everyone calmed down from the shock of having 1/4th of the city wiped out, people set to work picking the remains for what used to be their relatives. Catherine, from her throne high above this, got down and dug right alongside them. Little more than ash was found. Anyone who had looked at the blast directly was blinded permanently, and those who were too close even now showed signs of illness. Catherine, somber as the sky was grey, ordered the construction of a massive monument among the ruinous crater. It would be a simple obelisk, with the names of all those who died carved in with the words "Think before you act." carved in at the top.May they rest in peace.
I have to go in roughly 10 minutes (date night), you guys want to call it here and I'll give you a bonus next thread?