You awake in a formless void, all you feel is the nothingness of being, the true shadow of the universe.You remember being in a handicap triple threat match and not much elseYou can smell the undistigishable smell of fruity peeblesTowards you there's also a faint sound that seems to whisper "Animeeeee....">Aproach the sound>Approach the smell You tought John Cena died? John Cena isnt a person! He's an experience
Towards the smell, friend.
>Approach the smell of what the Rock's cookingAnd pizza's a pie, captcha.
>>41873664Your Cena senses head towards the smell, It must be fruity peebles! Your Cena Senses have never once fai->CAAAAAN YOU SMEEEELLLLNANI?!>WHAT THE ROCK>R-R-ROCK-DONO?!>IS COOOKIN>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcIYOgcCcnMROCK-DONO SEEMS TO BE BEARY ANGRY! OH NOES ROCK-DONO JUMPS IN THE AIR AND PREPARES A PEOPLE'S ELBOW!>ROLL 1D666
>>41873664>Approach the smell Dammit Magic why do this?
Rolled 363 (1d666)>>41873936 Rolling.
Rolled 238 (1d666)>>41873947>>41873936Ello' guvnor fancy meeting yah here
>>41873936You counter Rock-dono's people elbows with a swift ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT and plast him on the unexistant mat"You fool!" Rock shouts as he points at you "You broke the time continum! you have created a reality paradox""Nani?! How do you know all this?!" You shout from your position to Mr. Rock"I have mastered the art of dungeons and dragons fool! my abilities in RPG and Pathfinder grant me tha ability of unlimited knowledge!" Rock says as he stands up "Now you must fix the reality paradox from the very source! John Cena! you must defeat.....JOHN CENA!"NANI?!>but how? John Cena always wins!>I must win! But how can we do that?>Is there another way?!
>>41874260>>I must win! But how can we do that?By proclaiming ourselves to be the TRUE Cena we shall be victorious.
Going back to my quest, anyone take up my mantle if they want
>>41874472 I would but i can't right now. If this thread stays alive for a while i could take it off someone else's hands down the line.
>>41874260>Is there another way?!Only seeing another reality breaking paradox if we try to win against Cena
>>but how? John Cena always wins!
>>41874260>but how? John Cena always wins!
"How will it be possible? John CENA always wins!" you shout to the now decapitated, mustached, spinning head of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson."You won't be facing Super Cena, you'll be facing Chain Gang Cena. By no means will it be easy, but it is possible. Also, did you forget you ARE John Cena, you roodie-poo candy ass jabroni?"Oh yeah, you are John Cena, and your time is now. You slowly float down towards a ring that has appeared below you, The Rock's head still spinning and missing a bod- Never mind, now it is on Stone Cold's body, and wearing Legion of Doom face paint."Now are you ready!?""Yes""I said ARE YOU REEEADY!?">YES, THE CHAMP IS HERE>TRAINING MONTAGE>write in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR6FXpaECY8"No, I need to train.""Then for the thousands in attendance, and the millio- WHAT? How the blue hell aren't you ready? You're John Cena, and you've been to the mountain top, and in the danger zone, and stepped out unscathed." Macho Cold Rocimal H says. "You are the current, reigning, defending, undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Championship. You single lay handily buried the Nexus and killed Wade Barrett's career.""I'm going to be facing me, and I always win, so,I need to make sure I win better than me so that I win." Your head hurting from trying to make sense of that. And with that you begin to train.Doing sit-ups, pull ups, and drinking plenty of orange juice. Beyond that you run up the steps from Rocky, despite not being in Philly, because it is a cliché. And you swear you start to hear music playing, and it isn't your theme song either.After your train montage you feel you are finally ready.Ultimate Gorgeous Rock Cold Macho Nature Himal Taker asks, "So, woo! Are you finally ready, woo!? To face yourself? To look into the eyes of the beast and stare it down and come out on top? To make all of Cenation who rise and fall with you cheer with the voice of the cosmos? And to make the Doctor of Thuganomics REST. IN. PEACE? Then take my hand and be transported to your match.You grab his hand and are transported to>WRESTLEMANIA>SUMMERFEST>MONEY IN THE BANK>WWE SUPER SLAMand>write in for entrance>normal entrance
Also someone else take over
>>41878676>WWE SUPER SLAM>normal entrance
>>41878676>MONEY IN THE BANK>Normal entrance, but in a bear suit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxUafrcuqxQ>WWE SUPER SLAM>normal entrance, but with more POSING
>>41878676>>WWE SUPER SLAM>Entrance with posing and showing off, wooing the crowd.
Cena bump outta nowhere!