Last time on Space Alcoholic Quest.Woah boy did some shit happen.We met Whis yet again and he said he was going to be going along on our adventure.In a very creepy room that's way too familiar for comfort, we were presented three doors.A Hat, A Scouter, and Numbers that could never quite stay the same, all were represented.Choosing the hat first, we were taken to a world in which things weren't quite right...Young Goku and friends in battle with a Namekian, much stronger than they should be, with a girl that shouldn't exist, knowing techniques they shouldn't know.Part of the test according to Whis.Observing the battle, Arctus learned about the value of teamwork and how it can truly ease the strain of battle.Finished watching the fight, the duo exited this realm, leaving them once again in the spaceous room.>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest
Leaving behind the Earth that isn't the one you're familiar with, Whis is once again by your side as the two of you are in the 'room' holding the doors. Those two are all that can be seen here aside from the cosmos that surrounds the rest of.... eternity really, so far as you can see. "Well, that's one down, and you've learned quite a valuable lesson, it might be the most important one today in fact. But we most certainly aren't done just yet." The peppy creature next to you says.Tapping his staff against the ground, the object glows and seems to be transmiting some sort of message to Whis with the way his eyes become focused on it. Eventually the other man hums and nods his head, seemingly satisfied.Glancing down at you, he speaks "Shall we continue on then? The choice is yours on where to go next, just like last time.">A. The Scouter>B. The Numbers>C. Ask Whis a question (What?)
>>41756277>A. The Scouter
>>41756277>B. The NumbersI want Arctus to see the absurdity. Besides I'd rather leave a better one for last.
Gonna give this one a bit more time to see if we can get more than 3 votes on it.Anyways, how have you guys been during my absence
>>41756474I'd rather not do that one at all tbh, I think it's a bad move on Eail's part to include anything from that awful failure of a quest.
>>41756538Keep telling yourself that.
>>41756270Don't really care but go with>A. The Scouter
>>41756538But da numbers! Muh infinite potential.>>41756532Good.
Calling it, Scouter wins
>>41756720But muh arbitrary numbers...
>>41756755Can go suck a dick? Oh wait it already did that, Probably more than once.
>>41756790It's fun teasing you sometimes AngryAnon~.Videl a best right?
>>41756840Who the hell's angry anon? Don't have a clue what you're talking about.
>>41756905Probably sword anon who broke his promise of never coming back here.
>>41756957Now that guy i know about, Now seriously who's angry anon?
>>41756975You post in the exact same way.
>>41756532Been doing fine. Hope everything's going OK with you, Eail.
>>41756996Jee someone posting the same way on thei nternet? How weird! You also post the same way as me anon.
shit I'm late for the votehello gang
The numbers door, quite frankly, freaks you the fuck out so you're going to be savin it for the last bit of exploration you'll do. A scouter though, well that one is just flat out interesting, and considering all of these doors lead to another universe... you might happen to know where this one could lead you."This one hmm? Quite the temper on the other side, might be the one that's currently the most different from this Universe, it's a somewhat... silly place, let's put it that way." Whis actually sounds rather awkward about this, so you're probably gonna be getting into a real shit show here and that'll be interesting."Is it too late to go back and meet the friendly people that have friends and aren't crazy? Because not crazy is nice!" You end up asking, despite knowing the answer."Yup!"Damn it.Approaching the door with Whis, you grasp the handle and push it open, stepping into the light once more with the demi-god at your side.This time, compared to a battle going on in a city, you're at..."Whis why the hell are we on a beach?" You ask the blue man, who is currently beside you as you both rest on lounge chairs near the ocean with drinks in your hands."Because of her." He simply replies, pointing at a very familiar looking Saiyan woman, who has a group that you're also quite familiar with.>A. Oh shit...>B. Why is she at a beach?>C. The hell am I gonna learn from a beach episode?>D. Write in
>>41757126>>B. Why is she at a beach?>C. The hell am I gonna learn from a beach episode?
>>41757126>B. Why is she at a beach?>C. The hell am I gonna learn from a beach episode?
Hey Eail. What scene did you decide on for Kaguya? Or would that be spoilers?
>>41757118hello DarkTart>The hell am I gonna learn from a beach episode?
>>41757149Kato helped me land on a solid one.Was a big problem because I want the scene to have a lesson more than MUH GAINS
>>41757126>C. The hell am I gonna learn from a beach episode?>A. Oh shit...revelations ahoy
>>41757169that sounds mildly worrying
>>41757169Was the scene saving Videl or Haya?
>>41757210>Calling Haya a cuntThat AU Abridged Kaguya timeline was really hardcore, man.
>>41757126>A. Oh shit...>B. Why is she at a beach?
>>41757126>A. Oh shit...Kabu cuts a good figure in a swimsuit. So does Nappa, apparently. >C. The hell am I gonna learn from a beach episode?Is this going to be some sort of relationship advice about Saiyan women? I've just been kind of winging it so far.
>>41757237>So does Nappa, apparently.Pfffft ahahahahah.
>>41757230But anon, I didn't call Haya a cunt. I meant during the senzu bean part.
>>41757237>"Arctus, what are you staring at? Arctus?">"How.. how does he fill that out so WELL!?"
>>41757210Probably, considering the fact everyone fucking forgot that Cooler could transform, he even fucking mention it on our first encounter on Earth and the entire player base just fucking let him transform because MUH GAIN retards voted to keep fighting the guy who was equal our pl in base form.
>>41757262I was proposing the scene we would get into.
>>41757283We acted like a SaiyanOne problem: We aren't
>>41757295Funny considering we dealt with Android 13 quicker and we knew he can transform, but for some reason everyone gives Freeza and his family a free pass.
>>41757317>>41757318I duno imo the whole cooler fighting thing was just a terrible idea
Calling the vote
>>41757373Most of the things in that quest were a bad idea tbh.
>>41757373Well we were going to deal with the guy eventually, since everyone for some reason wanted to turn every villian we meet into a friend.
>>41757410I vaguely remember that point where we had a chance to kill cooler and I'm pretty sure that was the point the MUH GAINS guys just went.HURR DURR LETS NOT KILL HIM SO WE CAN BEAM STRUGGLE WITH HIM LATERand then someone dies. not that the gains guys care
>>41757373For the record, we not only kill them as fast as possible, we frame the Imperium for it if we are able, right guys?
Best moment hands down was Cell Games Samefag war.That was so much fun. Not being sarcastic, I genuinely enjoyed that.
>>41757443>tfw Arctus kills Frieza and makes it look like Joe from accounting did it, and that he is secretly the Legendary Super thingyFeels fucking great, man.
>>41757443Oh yeah, Definitely.
>>41757438Pretty much and by that point people should have stopped caring about pl's considering the fact they mean jack shit in DBZ, especially after the freeza saga.
>>41757489Meant even less in Human Quest. It became 2 levels.Stronger than MC.Not Stronger than MC.Both were equally lethal.
This is rapidly becoming an argument within an argument within a quest, within a series of quests.I love it.
>>41757532both were lethal because the mc fought like a deranged orangutan. >charge in all the timewe only stopped because all the retards realized that charging in got us almost killed a lot.>why do you think all of sominus's characters suddenly went "wow Kaguya actually going defense for once what gives"
>>41757592Cause both the players are retarded and SOM is a condescending prick.
>>41757672Pretty much, Still are if you ask me.
>>41757550We are just passing time between updates.
"Why is she at the beach?" You immediately ask Whis after he gave you his answer and you got a proper look of the saiyan woman in her bikini... kinda glad Vegeta isn't around right now else she might do something dumb and attack her after the beating they put on each other last time. Still, you didn't get a real answer from Whis earlier and now you feel like being a smartass.Rolling your eyes at the demi-god you can practically taste the sarcasm as you speak "So, am I here to learn relationship advice on how to deal with a saiyan woman? Because I've been winging that so far and it's worked out pretty well for me I'd say." Whis promptly responds by smacking you upside the back of your head and FUCK that hurt worse than when dear old Uncle Cold beat your ass a few years ago for saying something stupid. "What did we learn there?" Whis simply asks you before sipping on his drink.Collecting your thoughts and rubbing at your head, the answer is pretty easy "Don't act smart to a demi-god because you just slapped my shit six ways from sunday?""Good boy"Damn it that's Vegeta's thing, it's weird hearing someone else say it.Getting up from his seat, Whis motions for you to follow him, the invisibility or whatever thing from the last universe is probably active again, and you're not about to let the man leave you behind here. Still drinking, Whis seems to be very relaxed as the two of you walk through the area, Bulma... man you miss her, is talking with a black haired woman as they suntan, but something feels... off?Goku is playing with Gohan nearby, the father and son pair building a sand castle with Nappa. Risel and Teito are playing in the water, with a long haired male nearby on the beach, with Kabuya coming up behind him and exchanging a few words before grabbing the male and diving into the water with him."So, what do you think is the lesson here Arctus? If you've seen it yet that is." Whis asks.>WRITE IN
>>41757773Family is important? When their not genocidal assholes that is.
>>41757773>That i'm fighting to be able to protect peace and happiness like I'm seeing now?
>>41757773>WRITE IN"Get some R&R every now and then?"
>>41757773Family is important, but friends are importanterYou need a goal in mind, and that's this right here
>>41757773"Considering how this universe is a failed one...time is not to be wasted on frivolity? Things would probably be much easier for them all had they spent more time training for the unexpected to come."
>>41757848And you can leave now tart, You're being worse than abridged Goku by saying that.
>>41757857while its a fair point, is it a failed universe because it get destroyed or because it doesn't complete what they want it to do?How does a universe 'fail' anyways?
>>41757773>"Good boy">Damn it that's Vegeta's thing, it's weird hearing someone else say it.>tfw you know that feel exactlyShit.>WRITE IN>Begin to be a smartass, decide against it because FUCK THAT HURT
>>41757773I'll also second these: >>41757826>>41757829I'm guessing that saving the multiverse is important, but so is enriching one's own life. It gives you something to protect and makes you have empathy for people trying to live their lives. If not, there's a huge risk of becoming detached from what you're supposed to protect, and you lose perspective. Then you start thinking that you know the best for everyone when you haven't even lived five minutes in their own shoes. Then comes the tyranny for the "greater good".
>>41757857Uh what? We already killed TWO of the Cold family in that universe buddy, It definitely isn't failed.
>>41757857It isn't failed. It's an alternate one.The ultimately doomed Kabuverse is the one that was featured in the crossover, which is separate from Chuckles' quest (though it does heavily feature elements of it).
>>41757921pst anon hide your kekcause I can smell it from here.>>41757940same
>>41757946>>41757985He means failed in whatever multiverse, grandiose thing is happening in SAQ.
>>41757946Failure has multiple levels to it anon, but that doesn't mean this is a failed universe.It's simply a different one.
>>41758045Well that's a hint if I ever heard one
>>41758091Is it?Sometimes I just say random shit that happens to sound smart but really isn't, it's a skill.Also calling the vote
>>41757773"Have something to return to for after I complete my revenge?"
>>41758113Hey Eail.Will you ever crossover with DBZ Turtle Quest? It ran alongside your first thread after the Human Quest hiatus explosion.
>>41758091>the hint>start to get into multi-verse travel>meet theloli of time>punch her in the face>punch Trunks in the face>get some punch at the table with the time patroler>punch Demigra in the dick>retire on a nice beach with our lovely family
>>41758113You also have a skill of being able to throw people off balance by saying cryptic shit like that. When you say something, I pick a path and follow it, and don't dick around. It's worked so far
>>41758168pretty neat skill you got there.I just flounder around.it hasn't worked very well
>>41758138Revenge is what Cooler does. (and returning)We desire JUSTICE! We have a homecoming.
>>41758151Punching everybody thats against you in the face?I can get behind that.
>>41758190>Staring at waifu ass/10 quest>would participate again
>>41758205Just gotta do it "Asura" style and punch the shit out of them mid-monologue.
>>41758208>next time on devil waifu quest 10you wake up next to zirethwhat a crazy day.
>>41758254oh god whathaveidone.jpg
>>41758310the universe, naturally.
>>41758361I took that entirely the wrong way
>>41758254I don't see a problem with this.
>>41758427>>41758388yall have some sick mindsI like
>>41757773"That I'm fighting to be able to protect peace and happiness like I'm seeing now? That, and it's important to actually kick back and get some rest and relaxation so you don't burn yourself out on everything?" You ask Whis, wondering if that was the answer that the man was looking for, or if you're misunderstanding what the point of this visit is.Whis gives a hum, seemingly pleased with your assessment of the situation "All of that is true, you need to appreciate moments like these is the main point though. Being able to experience peace and joy is something that many warriors lose over their lives, always craving more battle and bloodshed, you of all people can't let yourself fall to such petty desires though Arctus, I expect much better out of you." He says, continuing to walk along the beach.The sights around you are rather enticing, and you really wouldn't mind hanging out at a place like this if you get the chance to. It's probably the sort of place your crew is experincing while you're out here with Vegeta, but hell, they still deserve it."Still though, I'm kinda surprised that Kabuya would have her crew relaxing like this, are they having some kind of celebration, birthday party or something? She didn't exactly seem like the type to... have fun, back when I met her." You end up saying, wondering if your companion has the answer.He chuckles at your question, and looks rather amused. "Yes in fact, I belive that the saiyan woman and her friends managed to defeat Frieza on Planet Namek, along with quite a variety of other foes that caused them strife.Oh well it's nice to hear that they managed to get it allWait what.>A. What do you mean she defeated Frieza?>B. Sense power levels, NOW>C. Well that's nice>D. Write in
>>41758512We have to seduce everyone, except ya boyy Dom, and Hawk.Scary lady.
>>41758539>>A. What do you mean she defeated Frieza?>>B. Sense power levels, NOW
>>41758539>>A. What do you mean she defeated Frieza?>>B. Sense power levels, NOWWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE AAAAAHHHHHH!!??!!Arctus, don't worry.
>>41758544ya boy Dom is best>C. Well that's nice"If she defeated Frieza, its different time lines. Frieza is much more powerful in my universe I believe.">A. What do you mean she defeated Frieza?
>>41758539>A. What do you mean she defeated Frieza?>B. Sense power levels, NOW
>>41758539>That sad feel where we cannot save Teito in anyway. >D. "So. Then there's a chance I can beat Frieza. That's...comforting.
>>41758539>C. Well that's n->A. What do you mean she defeated Frieza?>B. Sense power levels, NOW
>>41758539>D "Buuuut do they have laser swords? I betcha they doooon't!"
>>41758638>ya boy Dom is best>mfw Dom is secretly a gril and was hiding it the entire time, much better than Jackie>and it turns out she's a solid 9/10
>>41758539>>A. What do you mean she defeated Frieza?>>B. Sense power levels, NOW"I know you aren't lying to me but... damn."
>>41758539Calling the vote>>41758776Hello friend Kato
I think the other lesson here is 'Fuck up Frieza before he transforms nigga. All that arrogance and shit nah mean?'
>>41758816But then mecha-Frieza will re-re-re-re-re-re-BZZT-absolutely destroy us.
>>41758775no don't do itdon't make best bro into a girldon't make me do it
>>41758816If Arctus can. Ideally, he should do that and pin it on assassins from another evil kingdom or something. But he'd have to make it look good, since King Cold will probably spare no expense in finding his dear princess' killers. Cooler may also behave similarly because of his familial duties rather than any affection for his asshat brother. Also, that's assuming that Frieza just stays still and doesn't do anything in the meantime while Arctus is plotting.
>>41759024>everyone in the quest is secretly female save Kendo it, faggit.Don't do it, it'll get weird fast
>>41758808Eat your vegetables.
>>41759072Including the MC?>inb4 ESPECIALLY the MC.
>>41759085Jokes on you! I like vegetables!
>>41759085As long as it includes broccoli!
"Well that's ni- What do you mean she defeated Frieza!" You suddenly exclaim as it dawns on you exactly what Whis said. You immediately start sensing the power levels around you, Kabuya and her crew, they're stronger than they were on Earth but... no, you need actual numbers here.Clicking on your scouter, you're really happy this is one of the prototype models as you scan the power levels around you.No no no... this can't be right, Whis has to be fucking with you. "The highest power level here is... Goku, just over six hundred thousand. Further down the planet there's a power that's over eight hundred thousand. This doesn't make sense Whis, Frieza's third form, or maybe even the second form would have been more than enough to deal with Kabuya and her friends, how the hell did they defeat Frieza?" You ask the demi-god with confusion in your voice."It's simple my dear friend, Frieza underestimated them. He didn't choose to transform until it was too late, and they didn't let him have it for free. What you say is certainly correct though, if Frieza had even taken them moderately as a threat there is little doubt in my mind we would be dealing with fewer people here, if any at all." Whis replies, sounding serious in a non-serious manner that you're pretty sure only he could properly pull off.Frieza didn't take them seriously... and stayed in his first form at five hundred and thirty thousand... maybe this will be easier than you thought it might."You're thinking about simply taking Frieza out as quickly as possible without giving him a chance to transform, aren't you Arctus?" Whis speaks up again while glancing down at you. "It's certainly a valid strategy, but I want you to think very hard for a moment, tell me, why would facing Frieza when he's at his weakest possibly be a bad idea? I'm sure you can come up with something.">WRITE IN
>>41759187Well it'd piss Cold off to no end if he found out, If Freiza got beaten at max he'd think twice about attacking especially if it was a straight fight. Also if there is worse out there than freiza, like King cold anyone who kills freiza early might not be able to stop the next threat?
>>41759187"Cooler and Cold would take me seriously, and I would die. Especially since I am their own race and they are less likely to continue to underestimate me."
>>41759187"It implies a knowledge of his transformations?"
>>41759187"Cause if I can't beat when he is at his strongest I won't be able to survive when Cold and Cooler come after me?"Thats honestly the only reason I can think of.
>>41759114>>41759072You're a girl, you're a girlEVERYONE IS A GIRLHi Kato
>>41759187Every two-bit PC thug would be unafraid to go after me in retribution if they thought I was weak but lucky. I'd be hunted forever, until I proved my strength by killing Cold or Cooler in a fair fight.
>>41759187>As a fellow Arcosian, our ability to suppress our power into weaker form is common knowledge. Only a true super evolution is the difference between our normal states an empowered form. Frieza would transform the moment he thought I was on the level with him. Even with my cool laser sword."
I realize the write in votes aren't the most fun, but I'm interested in situations like this to see what you guys think about things.
>>41759430Write-ins are my favorite part. And its not what we think really, its what we think Arctus thinks.
Calling the vote now and putting something together
>>41759187I'm still a member of the PTO. If I were to apply Cold Family logic to it, killing Frieza at his weakest would make me look like some ungrateful pissant who murdered his rightful lord and master. That would piss off Cold to no end, and that would be the end of me. If Cooler didn't do the job first. He's very prickly about his duty to the family, even though I'm pretty sure he hates Frieza more than anything else in life. If I were to kill Frieza at the height of his power, then that means I am at least a worthy heir or contender for PTO's leadership position. Cold might stay his hand long enough to see what I can do in place of Frieza, and it might make Cooler cautious enough so that he takes his time in dealing with me, which gives me time to prepare for him.
>>41759545I like this, it was behind the vote being called but I like it so it's getting used
>>41759575>tfw Eail-sempai notices you
>>41759597Here you go.
So...a question then. Should we possibly reorganize our procedure? If Cold were to die first, that would leave Cooler and Frieza in deadlock, possibly to strike out at one another. If both were to perish on the fighting-say, to us after their falling out, would the other rush to avenge them? Or would they assume the crown was theirs until we gutted them next?
...Alternately, thinking about it a bit further, galactic civil war would weakend the PTU and invite new, strong enemies that would circle like vultures in the desert. Perhaps a decisive statement truly is the best approach then.
>>41759597Sadly my senpai never noticed me.It's why I'm still forever alone, but onto the questing!
>>41759665>instead of sempai you got usCan you really say it wasn't a fair trade?
>>41759680Considering she was the only woman I've ever loved, maybe?
>>41759680Oh it definitely wasn't, We suck!
>>41759629What do you think Cooler's endgame goal is. Wait until Daddy's out of the picture, reveal my new form and rip you apart. Why do you think Frieza wants immortality so badly? His biggest threats are his own father and his older brother and he manages to keep one under his thumb as the spoiled son, while Cooler has to work his ass off to find a new form.I bet Cooler is probably the biggest Resurrection of F hater. His brother is able to be on their level after...four months of training. Being Cooler is suffering.
>>41759708Thats surprisingly depressing
>>41759771Welcome to 4chan.
>>41759771Yep, anyways, writing now after delaying it again
>>417597884Chan is life but 4Chan is also suffering What's new
>>41759708You're 19, breh, chill.Don't even worry about it.It really is one of those "as you get older" things. And you may very well never get over her, but what's the point in beating yourself up over it? you'll just depress yourself!
And then 4chan got into an emo phaseAnd got out of it in the space of 2 seconds
>>41759875Awkward pauses are awkward.I'm ready to rock.
>>41759899Please wait while Eail generates world
"Because if I settle for beating him at his weakest I won't grow stronger than Frieza's true power and that will leave me as an easy revenge target for Cold and Cooler." You muse to Whis, nibbling on your knuckle for a moment as you continue to think. This isn't exactly an easy question because your mind is screaming to kill him now, but you know it's not right..."I'm still a member of the PTO. If I were to apply Cold Family logic to it, killing Frieza at his weakest would make me look like some ungrateful pissant who murdered his rightful lord and master. That would piss off Cold to no end, and that would be the end of me. If Cooler didn't do the job first. He's very prickly about his duty to the family, even though I'm pretty sure he hates Frieza more than anything else in life." You eventually continue, wagging your finger a bit as you still seem to be lost within your thoughts.A sudden flash of idea hits you and you snap your fingers. "If I were to kill Frieza at the height of his power, then that means I am at least a worthy heir or contender for PTO's leadership position. Cold might stay his hand long enough to see what I can do in place of Frieza, and it might make Cooler cautious enough so that he takes his time in dealing with me, which gives me time to prepare for him. I can use the surprise to my advantage and keep everyone on their toes so they don't immediately come after me.">CONT
>>41760069Whis seems to be impressed with what you've come up with, but motions for you to continue "Cold and Cooler are too prideful to simply blow up whatever planet I'm on even if they find me, assuming that would even kill me of course. With those two it would most certainly be a fight man to man, or two on one if they're feeling really dickish. They don't have much honor, but they have pride, and that pride means dirtying their own hands in a situation like that.""And you're smart enough to exploit all of that, which is why you should be the victor in the end Arctus, well done." The pleased sounding demi-god finishes. "Of course that was all just hypothetical anyways, feel free to handle Frieza however you wish." He waves it off before looking around the beach. "I think we're about done in this area, but not this universe quite yet. You've seen the bonds here and the importance of fighting for something, yet there's another lesson. Any questions first though?">A. Ask Whis something (What?)>B. Let's move on>C. Write in
>>41760109>>B. Let's move onThey aren't ready for what comes next are they?
>>41760109>Let's move on
>>41760109>>B. Let's move on
>>41760109>B. Let's move on
>>41760109>master>A. "You said you expect more out of me. Why?"I know we're the 'chosen one' but I think Whis has bigger goals in mind.
>>41760109>B. Let's move onIf it's the tournament, might be a good idea to wear disguises with Whis in a Hawaiian shirt and Arctus in piccolo attire.
>>41760213Where the flaming flying flailing fuck did that image come from?!?And don't you dare just say "the internet" or "4chan"
>>41760264Filler from the android saga in which Piccolo and Goku attempted to learn to drive.
The only lessons I can think Kags can teach us is:>Get Stronk>Don't Charge>Abuse powerlevel gain exploits before they get nerfed in the next patch
>>41760307That's what I wanted. Thank you.The rest of you chucklefucks...
>>41760318He can teach us how to not do it.
>>41760318So shit we already know?
>>41760318That and "You always slack off in non interactive timeskips and then everyone yells at you for it."
>>41760318Also sacrifice shit sometimes it's your energy (ramp drive)other times, your friends>you ever think we rail on som too much
>>41760318It's important to take naps frequently
>>41760318No the lesson is willpower, regardless of how crazy shit may get, regardless of how at times everything might seem like it's near the end. If you survived long enough to get this far might as well keep pushing yourself to see the end.
>>41760365Haha too damn true.>>41760393Goddamnit
>>41760380>you ever think we rail on som too muchFuck no, He deserves every bit of it.
>>41760431...what did he actually do?
>>41760431Yeah cause you know as you the player have no fault for choices you decide to pick in a quest right?
>>41760396That sounds plausible.
>>41760431>He deserves every bit of itCan I get a brief summary of DBZ Human and why it makes som a target for abuse? I never read past the first few threads because the railroading made it uninteresting to read.
>>41760490"Honestly guys, stop being buttmad. Make bad choices and bad shit will happen. Since this is not a quest with rolls you have to pick apart everything that is said to make a good choice, read carefully and don't just go with the first option you think is good, compare them. Sheesh Anons, stop making father disappoint!"Fits the bitch fits in the quest
>>41760490this >>41760365 has actually happened on numerous occasions.
>>41760490>the railroading made it uninteresting to readThat, forever. Also, losing even when you should win, except when it's anticlimactic, and also Towa boosting everyone, ever's power levels to make every fight pretty much the same as canon ones.
>>41760557And unlimited power bullshit, Don't forge that.
>>41760510>>41760544>>41760557So just backlash to poor qming of a popular show?
>>41760583Yes, so the every day tg basically
>>41760510>DB/Z QMs>SOM is that father who set you up, but wasn't very gentle, you may hate him, but a lot of good things came out of it anyway>Eail is that cousin who shares all your interests, totally chill and hang together all the time>Chuckles is that creepy uncle who always gave you porn, he's cool, but, you know, a bit weird like that. >Kato is - what? BUT MOOOOOOM!!! Ugh, I don't wanna! I'M OLD ENOUGH ALREADY! MOOOOOMMMM!!!>Cellnon is that long long sibling you never knew you had, who knows what the fuck is going on there. But that is a perfect description.
>>41760583If it's poor QMing, then there should be a reason for backlash.
>>41760603I was thinking that exact same weird family relationship too.
>>41760623Bingo! Also the scum that usually makes up the anons on that quest are usually worse than /pol/fags and denser than bleachfags.
>>41760603And then there was they guy who did the two threads of Cell: A Quest for Perfection. He was the fun uncle you saw once or twice growing up, and then he just disappeared.I miss god-tier rock climbing Cell who gave amazing gifts.
>>41760603>Eail not being the cousin that you secretly experimented with sexually before deciding it'd be better to just be good friends and have fun together because shit like that is normal in Texas where he's fromFTFY
>>41760651Sure thing Angry anon, like your not being bias.
>>41760671Are you saying Eail isn't a fun and chill dude?You're implying that.You're a shit.No.
>>41760679For the last time i do not know who angry anon is!
>>41760725A likely story, oh one filled to the brim with burning rage, whose identity is unknown to us!
>>41760725Any anon that gets angry which now includes you
>>41760754And, now that I think about it, has been all of us at least once.
>>41760777FUCKTrips confirmThat makes me angry!
>>41760777>yfw it's Frieza
>>41760777>>41760795So what you're saying is we're all the hulk? I can dig it.
Hey Eail, think we can make >>41760814 happen during our therapeutic shitposting session after our life-lession-learning-journey? Seems like something Arctus would do.
>>41760603This is weird because I. Was thinking about that as wellthe other qms who sit around not running dbz quests are Eails loser friends
"You said you expect more out of me, why is that?" You decide to ask Whis before the two of you can move on.He seems to ponder the question before giving a shrug and a smile "Because you have to do better or else everything may fade from existence, no pressure right?"Yeah... no pressure."One other thing... Kabuya and her crew, with what you said earlier... they aren't ready for what happens next, are they Whis?" You hesitantly ask the demi-god, who gives a shake of his head."I'm afraid not, and that's what we're going to be experiencing next, come along Arctus." He states, snapping his fingers and causing another door to appear in front of the two of you. Already walking towards it, Whis assumes that you are going to be right behind him, just like normal.Needless to say, that's exactly what you do, rather than risk being left behind as a specter in a universe that isn't your own.What you see on the other side is a rather... run down looking area, vast electronics all around, but the actual room itself seems to have not been properly taken care of for years.The fact that Kabuya and her group are now fighting against some giant pink monster thing isn't exactly a comforting sight either."Whis what the hell is that and why is it even stronger than I am?" You hurridly ask your companion. If this thing is stronger than you then Kabuya doesn't stand a chance against it!Holding up a hand to calm you, Whis speaks "It's the creation of a mad Tuffle. Ironically the one that created this monster is also the father of the girl you saw in the last universe, amazing what a bit of free will can do, isn't it?"Right, information to file away for later.>A. Attack, they're gonna need your help!>B. Stand back and watch>C. Speak to Whis>D. Write in
>>41761209>B. Stand back and watch
>>41761209>A. Attack, they're gonna need your help!
>>41761209>B. Stand back and watchLike I know you want to write crazy Arctus interference shenanigans but I feel we will lose the lesson being learned here if we did.
>>41761209>B. Stand back and watchDo not interfere like we've been doing, We didn't interfere in the Maple arch either.
>>41761209We gonna wait. Without SSJ, the team doesn't beat Hatchiyak. Teito's death has to happen. Necessary evil.I think a plan of non-interference in each door is ideal.
>>41761209>B. Stand back and watch>C. Speak to WhisWhat's a Tuffle?
>>41761209>B. Stand back and watch>C. Speak to Whis"The fucks a Tuffle?"
>>41761271I am right on that? I keep getting those two girls mixed up name wise.
>>41761305It REALLY isn't that damn hard anon....
>>41761305Risel is the brainy nice one. She was the one who is paired up with Raditz, and shoved him out of the way when Hatchitiyakitty sax was charging up his mega-blast. Teito is the more brutal one who is also a gifted engineer. She's in a thing with Yamcha, whose body may not be strong enough to withstand all of that sweet Saiyan love he gets.
>>41761405Thank you. Well. We get to watch her die. Let's have fun shall we? All the RAGE will be better put there.
Calling this one here
>>41761435Not really, Not that much emotion seeing it for the second time anon.
Small note, ending this session tonight after we finish up with Kabuya, may run the last thing tomorrow as a double to make up for it
>>41761565Sounds good Eail.not feeling great either so I might duck out
>>41761209You were just about to lurch into action, to try to at least stall for some time for Kabuya and the others... Gohan is down there after all... but you manage to hold yourself back. You're here to observe this for a reason, Whis wants to teach you a lesson, and simply charging in like this won't do you any good."Sadly, while Kabuya is skilled in manipulation and leadership, she's simply lacking in the power necessary to deal with this foe." Whis comments as the two of you watch as Nappa is defeated in a single blow from the pink monster, being sent head first into the wall and likely knocking him out.Things are looking grim, very grim, even as Kabuya takes care of the bald man, it's evident that the saiyan and her allies are vastly outclassed here. Still though... a lesson, there has to be a lesson here Whatever thoughts you might have about thta though, are quickly shot down as the monster's power starts to rise to unbelievable amounts."By the Kais..." You mutter in amazement"Raditz get out of the way!" You heard Risel scream as she shoves the long haired male out of the way of the energy blast, her body being consumed less than a second later by it...That... hurts.You really didn't know Risel, but she was very nice to you and had a knack for science, to see her just be taken away like that, giving herself up for someone she obviously cared about...The roars of rage from three saiyans brings your thoughts back to the present, as Kabuya, Teito, and the long haired one named Raditz, their powers all shoot through the roof. Electricity shooting off of their bodies, hair turning gold...So much power, dwarfing your own to such an extent when they were all a fraction of your strength just a few moments before."The power of loss is great indeed Arctus. You can't let your emotions control you, but they can be a powerful tool if used correctly." Whis comments from the side.>WRITE IN
>>41761877"Those are Super Saiyans huh? I can see why Frieza was so afraid even if it was just a myth to him at the time."
>>41761877>My space god the legends are true?
>>41761938>Space Christ!>Space Jesus pops in>"Ohai Whis, I guess you've got this one. See ya braaah."
>>41761930>>41761938You saw Bardock become a super saiyan in a dream several months ago remember
>>41761877Could I cause the Super Saiyan transformation without having Vegeta losing something?It's a situation I try to avoid.
>>41761972Exactly a dream, That might not have been real.
>>41761972Oh...Hmm...>>41761877"If Vegeta could do that we'd be able to confront Frieza together, but the cost of triggering that..."
>>41761877>What has emotion has to dramatically change inside me in order to become beyond what I am?
>>41762012Except she has lost. We both have. We have lost a people each to this monster. Perhaps, after the last door, we should seek out that emotion that drives us? That which for decades has given us some purpose?
>>41762054>they take away Arctus' alcohol>his fw
>>41761877The emotions of loss...driven by need. They need to prevent the loss of the rest of their families. It is no simple desire, but loss fueling something so...potent, so grievous, that desires become irrelevant in the face of the need to protect what is yours.What if we must consider the universe ours? It seems to do wonders for Goku when he wants to protect everything in it...
>>41761877>WRITE INI can imagine. I still haven't been able to shake those nightmares about that day when Frieza's paranoia inspired him to kill everyone on this planet. When he killed my mother and everyone I ever knew. That's a big part of why I'm here now.But there was a moment I came very close to losing Vegeta, back when I was fighting the Emperium. The Beast offered me great power if I gave into rage, but the other me told me that wasn't a path I wanted to go down, unless I wanted to turn out like Frieza.
>>41762128Does Arctus know that?As far as he knows, Goku just really likes to fight IIRC.He has actually had very little interaction with the Z-fighters outside of Vegeta.
>>41762160That second part was meant to be OOC, admittedly, hence the larger gap than normal between the first part and the second. My bad for not better clarifying it.
>>41762174Ah, okay, you should use quotations or greentext, makes it more clear.>The more you know!
>>41762160He seems to be pretty fond of Gohan in a non-creepy uncle way.Maybe it's because Gohan is just a kid that got thrust into a shitty situation and Arctus saw himself there
>>41762158Derp. I also probably should've mentioned that the other Arctus gave Arctus a brief power boost to take care of the Knight after Vegeta was greviously wounded. We've been down that path a little bit before, but I'm not sure if Arctus wants to risk losing people just for a powerup.
>>41762217So he's that kid from Iron Man 3?
>>41762217That's cause Gohan is a good kid, smart, too!He has a generally positive outlook on all of the Z-fighters, and his crew, and even Nappa!Arctus is a pretty chill dude like that.
>>41762224Well, let's look at this more objectively. We have tasted the risk of that lost, and brushed that power once. If we tap into the feelings around the moment, do we have to actually lose them?Also I swear to Space Jesus the deeper we go the more certain I am that the Cold family is made of Arcosians who took the path of the Beast.>>41762204Yeah, realized that a minute after posting. Hindsight is always a bitch like that.
>>41762238that's why he likes iron man so much
>>41762257Because they are, Arctus resisted an easy chance at power and that is why he is uniqueCalling the vote
>>41762312Thought so since the first time it popped up!Out of curiosity, too, what is the deal with Frieza's kid and Arctus? Have we ever even met him or is he more like Cooler's supposed Arcosian wife?
"The emotions of loss...driven by need. They need to prevent the loss of the rest of their families. It is no simple desire, but loss fueling something so...potent, so grievous, that desires become irrelevant in the face of the need to protect what is yours." You must, your hand coming up to your chin in a thinking pose as these thoughts move along."I can imagine. I still haven't been able to shake those nightmares about that day when Frieza's paranoia inspired him to kill everyone on this planet. When he killed my mother and everyone I ever knew. That's a big part of why I'm here now." Thinking back on your past still hurts, but it's going to be necessary here in order to move foward. The past can't consume you any longer, else you'll be lost to it forever."But there was a moment I came very close to losing Vegeta, back when I was fighting the Emperium. The Beast offered me great power if I gave into rage, but the other me told me that wasn't a path I wanted to go down, unless I wanted to turn out like Frieza. I can't turn out like him, I refuse to. What good would an easy burst of power like that be if I just turned into a monster afterwards." Clenching your fist at the memory Vegeta.Whis nods when it seems you've finished "Loss is not the only emotion you can harness. Rage, sorrow, righteous fury, nearly everything you can imagine, all of it can be used in some fashion, you simply have to learn how to do it when the time comes."He's already started to turn and walk away, but hesitates for a moment, slightly angling his head back again to speak to you. "For your sake Arctus, I hope the day when that happens is far off, for your wrath may break the foundations of the heavens. Pity to the man that would force you to that level, for I imagine you will have none." Loss, Sorrow, Rage, all of this can be a powerful weapon, and with how strong it's made these saiyans... do you really have to be the one to defeat Frieza?>SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUEST #24 END
>>41762461you have better foresight than I do anon
Not so much of a pure lesson here so much as a few realizations or something like that.
>>41762520>>41762577Good thread, Eail.
>>41762601One day I'll manage to run as long as you do Mom.Today is not that day
>>41762626Maybe when you're older
>>41762577Thanks for the run boss. I am really looking forward to Arctus's reaction to Kags.>>41762626>>41762601I love how your 'short' threads on weekdays Kato are like normal threads and your 'normal' threads are double feature 12 hour marathons.
>>41762577What I get from this is we should focus on the feeling we felt when we saw Vegeta maimed, explore it more in our meditations and our training, and slowly come to terms with that mix of emotions, and swing the blade of tempered rage at Frieza's neck.
>>41762577Reinforcing something that one may already know is a type of lesson. Or just clarifying stuff, since having a wise godlike being elaborate more on vague prophecies and hints is always very helpful for a potential savior of everything.Good read, Eail. See you next time!
>>41762658>>41762659Whis is great for exposition. Guy sits on outside of space and time. He can meta-game too.
>>41762649I'll kill you one day>>41762654As do I>>41762658Maybe>>41762659Neat, thanks for thatSmall note. Brought this up before but do I control Arctus too much? I feel like compared to Kato especially I kinda railroad you guys with characterization most of the time
>>41762703I think it's OK. To me, you're basically filtering our suggestions through how Arctus would actually act or say stuff. It helps keep his character consistent while still allowing us input on what he does.
>>41762703>I'll kill you one day>implying
>>41762703Seems fine to me, Eail. It seems to be a common way to keep a character from becoming a chaotic mess, at least, and keeps them in character.
>>41762703>>41762726What this guy said.And Kato does it too, maybe not as much cause Maple is still developing, but all of Maple's choices provided are in character. Thats what you want to do.I hate to bring it up but that was one of the issues with Human quest. SOM gave a variety of choices that ranged from in character and 'oh shit nigger what are you doing'. Its why Kag's abridged form is a schizo. One minute he is killing enemies before they become a threat, the next he is taunting like Vegeta.
>>41762520>"For your sake Arctus, I hope the day when that happens is far off, for your wrath may break the foundations of the heavens. Pity to the man that would force you to that level, for I imagine you will have none."I wonder who this unfortunate person will be, who forces Arctus into some sort of emotional Captain Planet of a god who radiates the righteous indignation that can only come from a truly just man seeking to exact retribution on his wrongdoer?
>>41762835>It's just when Beerus drinks the last brewsky
>>41762802Eh, not really if anything Kaguya acted the way he should have an each saga because of the shit that occurred there.Saiyan Invasion up to Freeza, the kid is a happy 5 year to 6 year old. Yeah he nearly gets killed during the saiyan fights and watches the people that he trained with for a year and got to now better, but still keeps his optimism and hope that things are going to get better when they reach Namek to revive everyone.
>>41762726>>41762787>>41762802Cool>>41762835Only time will tell!So guys how about that Guan Yinping eh?Or all the other very nice Dynasty Warriors like Lianshi or Lingqi
>>41762895WHAT ABOUT BIG BOSS, EH?!GOT SOME SNAKES IN THE TUBES?!I'm just fucking with you, I didn't know DW had a story, honestly.
>>41762895I'll be over here, by myself.
>>41762926Did someone say something about Big Boss?I'm fucking sad because most of the cash I was saving for a PS4 got taken so now I may not be able to play MGS5 for a while
>>41762928I always thought it was weird how prevalent she was in the later years of Shu in the story since she'd been around for so long
>>41762626>>41762654Well, I kinda try to make time for it. Do still have to balance out work and time with my wife and everything.>>41762703Man you're fine with it. You get what you need to help Arctus stay consistent and in-character.I've sort of just build Maple's character up through decisions players have made and try to tie them together as best I can.Different styles, different results, both seem to work. Arctus has a bit more history to himself, he's got a past and a bit of an established character to work with and filter ideas through. And I'd argue he has changed quite a bit, in-character, and for the better.Maple and Acer were 8 when they arrived on Earth technically 4, technically 14. She's had time to start actually growing and changing, so things are a bit more open.>>41762802To be fair I do allow for write-ins most of the time but players do try to keep in-character and those that do try to write in something OOC don't really get that much support or are sorta blatantly just one person doing something dumb.Need to know when to hold back, is all.
>>41762893Freeza and afterwards up the the day before the Androids show up. He blames himself for what occurs in the Capsule corp assault and begins to question if its right to spar the enemy, both freeza and vegeta piling on that by saying "The only benefit of mercy is to your enemies" when the Ginyu's attacked our friends on Namek. And how "You have all this power, yet you don't know how to use it to finish the job"
I like the way the doors have been chosen. We see a group starting out at an early age. The second is more or less parallel in time of the events.Then finally we'll be probably jump to the end of Human Quest and see the Cooler fight. Unless we see something in Super involving Bebi another Tuffle for odd connections sake.We see another chosen one shows Arctus theres something he can have but the universe will keep throwing stuff at you no matter what and you're going to need to get much stronger. Because this guy can barely keep up and that's his power is to keep up.
>>41762970Its cause she doesn't have a confirmed death date I don't think so they put her into late Shu vs Jin cause they don't want all generics. Same with Lianshi for Late Wu.But seriously she probably passed away soon after Zhuge Liang.
>>41762947>you have a PC>you could get it on steam right now>you don't have master race gaming hardware?>disgustingThat sucks, though. Gotta get that overtime at work, eh?muh dick!
>>41762947There's always no-commentary LPs, Eail! Although it doesn't do so well for games that aren't narrative heavy. I fell asleep while watching an LP for The Last of Us. Turns out that watching Joel sneak around and snuggle people to death isn't as exciting as actually doing it.
>>41763026I've got a laptop at the moment sadly and that's it. Can barely run GZ and I don't want to cripple the experience with anything less than the PS4 experience.If I could actually get a job, this wouldn't be an issue I think, but oh well, nobody in my area is hiring.>>41762994Mom said I owed her 250 bucks, not like I can say fuck off since I still live at home while attending college.>>41763010Makes sense, thought it was weird Lianshi was still around too considering I think she actually died before Quan did.
>>41763081Any hints on the Kaguya door event?
>>41763081thanks for running Eaili hope you can stop by tomorrow, i enjoy your shitposting despite what i say
>>41763081>rentOh, well that's better than just someone swiping shit.You at a school or college? Employers might come around to offer jobs that are the equivalent of being the company trashman.
>>41763081>If I could actually get a job, this wouldn't be an issue I think, but oh well, nobody in my area is hiring.I know that feel.Soon enough the holidays will be here, you can get a seasonal job at a retail place.You'll get payed shit, but you'll get payed.Expect to get up at or before 6 am, though.I had to get up at 2 am to get into work at 4 because I had an hour long commute and needed to actually wake up in the morning.
>>41763115Nah>>41763119I'll see what I can do for ya.>>41763081Going off of that, growing up poor really sucks if you've never done it. Wouldn't suggest trying it, still sucks these days
>>41763081One month before they look for people like mad, should be looking early.
So, aside from the Dragonball quests, CoK, and Pokemanz, what others do you guys follow?
>>41764018Glad he's back.
And i'm back for the very end of the shitposting.At least I'm backbut only for another hour
Huh, ended up going with HatchiyackNeat>>41760603even with my real life friends I'm called the creepy uncle of the groupprobably cos of all the morbid shit I bring up
>>41763806>So, aside from the Dragonball quests, CoK, and Pokemanz, what others do you guys follow?I don't actually follow any of the Chuckles' other quests, including CoKI've got most of the Re:Monster family (spider, lizard, harpy, snek (RIP), but not kobold)Hyperdimension Dwarf FortressHive Queen QuestLego QuestSuperhuman Legacy QuestKamen Rider Sengoku quest (well used to, but didn't get it up after hiatus)ELH's quests (before he hiatused too)
>>41764761As it should be chuckles
>>41767207So have you decided on anything specific for Dynasty Warriors yet?
>>41767278Not just yet
>>41767384Man I didn't know how thirsty people are for another ROTK quest.
>>41767598Surprising to me as well
>>41767720So..Wei, Wu, or Shu?
>>41767935Is Jin an acceptable answer
>>41768151I'll chalk you up as Wei-Jin.
>>41768191I don't care much for Wei, Wu is more interesting to me but its hard to not like Shu with how much favoritism stuff it gets from the creators.
>>41768259But muh Cao Cao.For me its Wei > Wu > Jin >>>>>> ShuAnd I actually like a lot of Shu's generals but I just fucking despise Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang, and Guan Yu.
>>41768283Jiang Wei is the literal worst
>>41768283>I can understand despising Liu Bei but Zhuge Liang and Guan Yu are fucking sick.Sima Yi is fucking next level though
>>41768352Well I am biased since I watched the ROTK 2010 show.Unlike in Dynasty warriors where Sima Yi is a 2 dimensional muhahaha villian in the show him and Cao Cao are so. fucking. good.
>>41768383Yeah, I watched the ROTK 2010 show too, Cao Cao and Sima Yi are definitely my favourites.
>>41761209>If this thing is stronger than you then Kabuya doesn't stand a GHOST of a chance against it!FTFY
>>41768564Isn't that throw the reason that Liu Shan is thought to be retarded
>>41768627'Thought' to be yeah.In all honesty I think Liu Shan gets shit on too much. Its hard to rule a nation that came about mostly due to your father's charisma and his obsession with the restoration of the Han, even though it was long dead.Not to mention you have Jiang Wei constantly burning men and supplies on his failed Northern Campaigns.Shan made the right choice surrendering instead of fighting to death, saved a lot of lives.
>tfw everyone wants a DW or ROTK quest and you're sitting in the corner, still waiting for a MG quest, or a good low-fantasy quest
>>41768687Oh I by means would I say he made the wrong choice, Shan was smart enough to surrender at the right point.Speaking of Three Kingdoms though, I just started watching Three Kingdoms Episode 1.How the FUCK does Dong Zhuo look just like the game
>>41768726Cause DW and Koei likes to find one character trait and SUPERCHARGE it!Like Cao Ren's obsession with defence and Cao Cao's ambition.
>>41768823This was Liu Bei being a major cunt?Game doesn't ever talk about that one.
>>41768844Everybody in ROTK was a major cunt at one point.
>>41768886Even muh boy Xu Shu?
>>41768894Cept him, you should read up on him. He really got shit on.A few days late but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LY2Xt7p1Bk&feature=youtu.be
>>41768911I've heard as much, but just from what I know about him it seems Xu Shu got shafted a ton in the story and in history.Even in the games his personality reflects that until the hypothetical routes
>>41768627You mean the fictional tale as true as the story just posted?
>>41769014Yeah I am pretty sure Shan wasn't retarded too, just Luo Guanzhong was a massive Shu Han fanboy and hated him for surrendering.
So if we do the Dynasty Warriors thing, where should we start?Some people say Chi Bi, some Hulao Gate, both as a Free Agent.
If you accept the truth that Liu Bei threw his son on the ground, you may as well accept the truth that he was a great man.>>41769154Chur Bee, yo!
>>41769154Realistically I don't think Eail should run another quest, he already has 3 to balance.But hypothetically it depends.If you want to really get into the story and throw off canon in cool ways. Hu Lao Gate.If you want waifubait then Chi Bi
Episode 1 doesn't have Lu Bu in a beetle helmet and I am now sad
>>41769154We could help Yuan Shao's son, Yuan Tan, not get screwed over by his family. He's a good lord to serve.
>>41769272We could always fuck things up between Wu and Shu by stealing Sun Shangxiang from Liu Bei in some fashion, make sure she falls in love with something else.Then support Quan the rest of the way.
>>41769317Sun Shangxiang never fell in love with that guy, she had a hundred bodyguards in her household to discourage any relations between the two of them. In fact, she left him after he decided to invade Liu Zhang.
>>41769343See we need to differentiate if we are playing ROTK quest or Dynasty Warriors. They are pretty different in a lot of ways.
>>41769343That marriage was strictly political, she's the kind who'd do plenty to ensure her family's success at the expense of her own pleasure.
>>41769343Even better, become her lover and get her to influence Liu Bei into terrible decisions by getting close to him.Take down Shu from the inside for the glory of Wu.
>>41769380Sun Shangxiang is untouchable by her own design.
>>41769391How so? I could understand her not wanting to be around her husband, but otherwise it shouldn't be incredibly difficult to at least gain her ear in some fashion.
Once again guys ROTK SSX and DW SSX are different characters, what quest are you guys thinking of?
>>41769414She's bound by family and duty.
>>41769414>when anons start trying to use intrigue is when I leaveAwww shit, y'all niggas gonna fuck up everything forever. Never try any of that shit, /tg/, you ain't got it in ya.
>>41769424https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dlIhkdqC4DW SSX is as flippant as the winds.
>>41769461Man they really messed her up in DW7 and 8.
>>41769430And wouldn't helping to slowly poison Shu from within to the benefit of Wu help her family, and might even be part of her duty?She simply needs someone to get the gears turning, a loyal bodyguard that keeps her safe and her bed warm, for instance.If everything fails, we pull a reverse Zhao Yun and escape with her to Quan. He learns that Liu Bei tried to kill his sister and he'll ally with Cao Cao instantly to put and end to Shu.
>>41769496Why would she want to weaken her brother's ally? I can get wanting to limit, but Wei is still a big threat.
>>41769496Cao Cao would love you if you did that.
>>41769515Quan's plan is to split the land into two, keeping things in a deadlock with Cao Cao and sue for peace between their kingdoms.If the Quest character could present such a situation, even through manipulation of his sister for nefarious deeds, something inside of Quan might push him to ally with Wei to remove Shu entirely.
>>41769573Thats implying Wu has the manpower to take Jing and Shu before Cao Cao claims them.
Oh yeah, I apologize for the shit in the Tuffle threads with wanting to have three daughters named Saku, Ken, and Shoko. One daughter named Saku is plenty fine!
>>41769588Are those names a reference or something? They mean nothing to me.Also Izumi or bust.
>>41769573I'd rather help Shu get its shit together and practice benevolent ruling than all this political malfeasance bullshit.
>>41769612>than all this political malfeasance bullshit.How do you think Shu got any power?
>>41769563Hell we don't even have to work for Wu in this plan!We could be an agent of Wei, masquerading as a servant of Wu, masquerading as a soldier of Shu in order to get close to Lady sun and manipulate her to do what we want.Shit something like this would be right up Cao Cao's alley! He'd love it!
>>41769631Invading, not corruption.
>>41769635There's only room for one Cao Cao, I'm afraid. Also, DW Cao Cao is a bit different from what your idea of him is. Though, playing as a spy could be cool.
>>41769647Not really, they got Jing by undercutting Wu after Wu did all the work at Chi Bi. They got Shu by pretending to be Liu Zhang's ally then attacking him from the inside.Read up man.
>>41769663Oh I'd never suggest overthrowing Master Cao Cao, but we could certainly be his favorite agent after pulling off a plan like this.Sima Yi would probably love it too
>>41769681They got Jing by going to Jing and working there.
>>41769686Are we bad enough to go through 100 armed bodyguards to do whatever with SSX? This plan a shit.
>>41769700Then they were ousted when Cao Cao came and fled to Wu.
>>41769711Zhao Yun was badass enough to go through a thousand men for a baby.We can get through a hundred of our 'allies' for some poon
>>41769718They're still the legit governors, having been installed by someone who was not Cao Cao.
>>41769722A thousand Footsoldiers, not a thousand Bodyguards.
>>41769739You imply we'd have to force our way past Lady Sun's bodyguards when we're one of them or have already gotten into her good graces in some fashion.
>>41764761>>41764247>>41764018i follow mirages quest and guide's quests.any curayzhee quests e.g. backgroundanon's dmc quest.i recently started up the monster quests.wow people actually want a ROTK quest? i never would have guessed
>>41769755She'd still have them in her house and with her outside at all times.
>>41769725Of like a city sure, but we both know they weren't coming back just for that city. They wanted land to rule, separate from Wu.Just don't imply it had anything to do with benevolence or honor or some shit. They used subterfuge and dishonest tactics like everyone else. Hate hypocrisy.
>>41769768But would they be keeping her bed warm on those lonely nights in Shu? We could
I'd be a bit weary of an ROTK quest because there would be a lot of railroading needed to make the stupid decisions that made the pointless but epic battles.Metagaming would make all the characters who need to die survive and im not sure im okay with that.
>>41769769In DW it's benevolence and honor.>>41769792They could if she felt so inclined.Face it, those bodyguards are a chastity belt, and this isn't even getting into her own opinion on the matter.
>>41769798Go read Three Kingdoms Quest. I did a good job before it ended abruptly.
>>41769798The ones fated to live will live, the ones fated to die will die.
>>41769848Better than fixficking.
>>41769798It's a Dynasty Warriors Quest, it'd only be the epic battles. We'd just get to fight a lot of interesting people, hopefully.
So, as a free agent, could our backstory be something like, we're a ninja from Wa there on Takenouchi no Sukune's orders?
>>41769954like what would you be? a foot soldier?A shadow warrior (personal bodyguards of VIPs, they're usually castrated to insure loyalty)A politician?zhao yun?
>>41770019>not playing a random drunk who happens to be an unimaginably talented fighter, getting caught up in shit he wants no part of, but was so fucking shitfaced he managed to get himself into them anyway.
>>41769807>>41770019Man I jus wanna fuck the princess and destroy Shu
>>41770106A Noble goal anon!
>>41770121Let's do it!
>>41770106Sima Yi has a daughter. You could also try to get with one of Cao Pi's daughters, or Cao Rui's.
>>41770501Technically, multiple wives would be expected of a powerful noble right?Or was it just one wife and concubines that were basically wives
>>41770038so you're playing ROTK arctus? nice >>41770106fuck Shu, Zhuge Liang and A certain Spearman were the only good things that came out of that.