...You turn your gaze towards the other two men, the blood pounding in your ears. One of them – not-Carl – is managing to make a slight attempt at getting up, but it’s not working out all too well for him. “I want you all to understand – the Owl is gone.” You feel the fire exploding in you, churning, roaring. You can only hold it in so long – it’s amazing that you’ve done so for so long, really. You can’t be blamed for just one moment of weakness. One moment of triumph. “This isn’t your territory anymore. It belongs to”– >NUMBERED VOTE GUYSRemember the rules for numbered voting? Basically post nothing - NOTHING - but the number. Anything else, any greentexting or quoting or anything, and your vote is null.Now, post >1 for VAGRANT.>2 for HAPHAZARD>3 for CATALYST>4 for SPECTER
>>41552185Welp shit I'm sorry I'm just a bit tipsy
>dial H for vagrant>>41552121>>41552138>>41552142>>41552151>>41552154>>41552161>>41552171>>41552181>>41552182>>41552201>>41552202>>41552206>>41552223>Haphazard>>41552117>>41552128>>41552141>>41552143>>41552147>>41552150>>41552168>>41552189>>41552192>>41552194>>41552197>>41552207>Catalyst>>41552126>>41552131>>41552144>>41552148>>41552162>>41552165>>41552167>>41552177>>41552196>>41552198>>41552235>spoopy>>41552193
>>41552221fuck off, Soma. you have your own quest to write.
>>41552256fuck! Just got enough signal to vote!
what a shit nameoh well
>>41552307>13-12-11Christ....inb4 JJ gives different people a different name.
>>41552307Best name won
god Vagrant is such a shit name
>>41552324I want that so much.
The name itself could have been Judge Drywallor Captain Purple Accordion. Its what he makes of that name what counts.
>>41552324>Christ No the exact opposite of
>>41552324I'd vote for that, if anon got his shit together and voted to go with a different appearance for every unique name.so basically I'm never gonna vote for that.
>>41552324I would not be opposed to that. We could play it like that time with the four faces of Peter Parker.
>>41552324That's...actually a really good idea.
>>41552352>>41552316Care to have some fries with that salt?
>>41552324I'd love to see that. Like, he gets so self conscious about how lame his super hero name sounds and just keeps giving out new ones to see if they work better.
BEST NAME WONAGAIN
>>41552355>YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE VAGRANT>FEAR THE CATALYST>HAPHAZARD WILL TEACH YOU PAINLaura: The fuck, JJ?
>>41552400Why would he be self conscious? Vagrant's a great superhero name
>>41552400our name is awesome. go be an ocean somewhere else.
Vagrant just doesn't fit this situation and vibe we got going on right now. Mood=kill by shit nameCatalyst a best.
What name did you originally have in mind, Crusty?
>>41552324The Haphazard Phasing Vagrant Catalyst.
>>41552400Each one, crackbitchier than the last.Typical fucking JJ.
>>41552413>Spectre will make you humble!
>>41552324>>41552355>>41552384>>41552400>m-maybe if we use other superhero names we'll never have to see the name Vagrant again
>tfw you were going to vote but the fire alarm went offFuck.Could have tied it. I've been on the train for Haphazard since it was suggested all those threads ago.Vagrant just sounds off. It's not what JJ does anymore. I can see how it applied, and the appeal of the name, but JJ isn't exactly a wandering vigilante at the moment.Still, could have a worse name.
>>41552420It literally means 'beggar'
>>41552413>LauraSpeaking of which, wonder what she's thinking about us losing our shit.
>>41552462>You mean he actually -is- scary? Oh.
>>41552446Mugga, I posted that and I voted for Vagrant.
>>41552455google gave me these: A person without a home or job.A wanderer.(ornithology) A bird found outside its species’ usual range.
>>41552420>>41552428Like you've never regretted something that seemed awesome at the time.
>>41552482She knows we're scary.We almost ate a guy.
–“Vagrant?” He spits it back at you, his eyes full of scorn. “You mean like a hob”–You slam his head back against the wall, cutting him off. The fury crouches in you, fangs bared, claws out, wings stretched wide and clad in brilliant starry fire. You rarely feel this alive. Without second thought, you drive your fist across his face, teeth rattling in the corner of the room. He looks up at you with eyes partway between fear and disgust – you can see so much in them, so much hate for you and what you are, that it almost makes you sick. ‘Filthy mutie’, they seem to say. ‘Fucking disgusting bum’, they chant. ‘Monster’, they murmur. But there’s real terror there, too. Exhilarating, naked terror, busting from between Leland’s grotty little seams. He can’t hide it. But he does try. “You stupid fucking animal.” Your muscles bunch in preparation, and he flinches slightly. “You think I’m just gonna waltz out of town at your command? Better supertypes have tried, moron! You want me gone and you’re going to have to kill me.” >[ ] I know.>[ ] I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.>[ ] You won’t kill him, but you will beat him so hard he can’t move for the next six months.
I should have nominated Super Mugga
>>41552455And? JJ digs through trash and lives in an abandoned subway tunnel, it fits the other definition of a wanderer or homeless person.
>>41552492I'd say we're pretty fucking far outside our species' range.
>>41552352Pretty much. I mean, it's certainly fitting to JJ and all, it's just... on top of not being very intimidating, it also basically screams that JJ is homeless. Combine that with the fact that he's clearly a mutant, and it will actively draw more unwanted attention to the Exclusion Zone. It's an name that screams regrettable decision.But it's a quest, a group experience, so ya gotta roll with these things if you wanna enjoy it. When the present tastes salty, I think back to the sweet past, and the delectable future.
>>41552455vagrant[vey-gruh nt]nouna person who wanders about idly and has no permanent home or employment; vagabond; tramp.>>41552493I'd have put on that mask even if I knew what it did, and that goddamn bar was just asking to get burnedd own.
>>41552513>[X] I know.
>>41552513>>[ ] I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.
>>41552513>[ ] I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.Moonknight would like a present
>>41552513>[ ] I know.
>>41552513>[x] Oh, I can think of better options than that.>[x] Call Moon Knight
>>41552513>[ ] I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.
>>41552513>[ ] You won’t kill him, but you will beat him so hard he can’t move for the next six months.Lets make it a year.
>>41552513>>[ ] I know.
>>41552513>[ ] I know.It would be doing the entire city a favor.
>>41552513>[ ] I know.I really wanna use 'don't have to save you', but I can't think of a surefire death scenario that wouldn't give him some means of escape
>>41552513>"Let me acquaint you with someone I know. Perfect night to meet him, too. Nice moon out. Awwww yissss
I don't get the appeal of the name Vagrant
>>41552513>[ ] I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.Give him to Moon Knight.
>>41552513▶–“Vagrant?” He spits it back at you, his eyes full of scorn. “You mean like a hobbit?"
>>41552513>>>>[ ] I know.>>41552526the future probably involves Kimura assraping Laura while Creeper masturbatesfrom the shadows.
>>41552513>[x] I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.
>>41552513Seconding >>41552566Lets moon him.
>>41552513>[ ] I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you
>>41552513>>[ ] I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.>>[ ] You won’t kill him, but you will beat him so hard he can’t move for the next six months.Break his everything and then hand him off to the lunatic.
>>41552513>[ ] I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.Moony here we come.
>>41552513>>[X] I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.
>>41552513>[ ] I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.>[ ] Give him to Moon Knight.
>>41552534The name is there to remind the dirty mutant of his own rottenness and make him fly into a rage.
>>41552513>>[ ] I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you
>>41552513>[X] I KnowNot taking any chances here, The Owl deserves to be in the ground.
>>41552513>[ ] I know
>yfw Moonknight gives him some first-aid and lets him go willy nilly so he can keep the drugwars a-ragin'
>>41552513>[ ] I know.All in.
>>41552712On the brightside, if that did bite JJ in the ass at least it will prompt him to be more proactive.
>>41552712You joke, but if Moonie does turn The Owl loose again, I say we off the fucker. As far as I'm concerned, he's on par with Creeper.
>>41552754>prompt him to be more proactive.>in a single night, multiple prominent drug-lords and even a supervillain were found deadWell, I mean, Frank would approve, but shit, man.
>people are still voting
>>41552672Could you clarify what that is? Like, American Psycho or a misspelling of Batmam?
>>41552778If more heroes were like Frank, we wouldn't have fuckers like Creeper, The Owl, Mr. Negative, and Kingpin running things.
>>41552679>>41552684>>41552688>>41552695>>41552699>>41552706>>41552716>>41552736>>41552742>>41552772Just in case you didn't notice.>>41552672Vote is called.
>>41552798Yes.Moonknight fits both of those criteria.
>>41552778>Well, I mean, Joyce would approve, but shit, man.Ftfy
>>41552513>[ ] You won’t kill him, but you will beat him so hard he can’t move for the next six months.
>>41552778i guess frank has a new partner then.one that doesn't die so easily
>>41552778Well, muggas are getting in the way of our "hang out in our hobo city and fuck Laura"-time. They gotta go.
>Kevin's fucked up>seriously, I don't get the appeal of Vagrant>probably gonna chuck Owl out of window>then watch him glide away to relative safety and maybe even blowjobs
>>41552798>BatmamPeter's mom is dead, anon.
>>41552841>then watch him glide away to relative safetyHe can't glide faster than JJ can fly.
>>41552798We're going to get him to check my repeating numbers.
>>41552804Light pls go, Kira's effect on society lasted all of six months after you died, then crime went back up. Killing crooks is a temporary solution to a long term problem.
>>41552841On the bright side, at least we can fly to catch him and fix our idiocy if we did do that.
>>41552814Why couldn't the second and third movies have been that good?
>>41552815>implying we'll ever meet her againLook, I know she's our sister and all, but I mean, dude, fuck Magneto.
On the bright side, if we fought Mr. Negative, he TOTALLY would have negatized us or whatever, which would have been bad.
>>41552905Of course. But we need that temporary solution until Magneto frees us from our bondage and leads us to the promised land
>>41552905Which is making sure they don't have patsies to do their dirty-work and making sure if they try anything there are real consequences.
>>41552905The only reason why the Marvel universe still has street crime is because without it you wouldn't be able to keep making Punisher books.
>>41552906>>41552877assuming the guys in the vans outside don't interfere in the potential pursuitwe can still steal his Prius right? >>41552919TDK>BB>>>>>>TDKR
>>41552948there are already real consequences, it's called prison. Do you think people wouldn't turn on a guy who kills a bunch of crooks out of fear they might kill them if they step out of line? Fuck yeah they would.
>>41552941>fuck Magneto>hating on based MagnetoAnon pls. Cease your nonsense."For our bothers and sisters are not yet free.”
>>41552804speaking of which, all of this is just going to make Kingpin more powerful.and no, not even T3 will make killing Wilson Fisk a plausible outcome.
>>41552941we are committed to Laura anonI don't care how hot Fassneto is
>>41552980before people laugh, there is that whatever the fuck place Tony Stark has, similar to Superman's negative zone. If it weren't for plot, villians would go fucking nowhere in that place
>>41552991Really? I mean, I know in comics (other than alternate universes) you can't just kill Kingpin, but fuck, Peter could kill the guy without much trouble if he really wanted to.The real problem would be what comes ''after'' Kingpin is dead.
>>41552672Please let>>41552961>we can still steal his Prius right?happen.I'd love to see JJ & friends joyriding in the Prius, loud music playing and everyone dancing in their seats obnoxiously.
>>41553026I think too highly of Crusty to ever imagine him stripping based Fisk of his plot armor.
>>41552996Come on man. Surely we can talk her into a threesome.Just tempt her with Fassneto AND Lizard Ass. How could she resist?
>>41552983Mine is better."Don't worry, my brother and sister of the atom. We are the X-Man and we stand together."
>>41553031Is that JJ on the right?
>>41553031>Layla makes a bunch of copies of herself hang from the vehicle screaming>get pulled over>No extra Laylas>"What seems to be the problem, officer?"
>>41553075He is for my purposes.I can't remember where I found the gif, but it's close enough.
>>41553056I think too highly of Crusty to imagine him letting plot armor blatantly impede JJ against someone that he should have no trouble beating.
>>41553069>How could she resist?inb4 The Facility is aware of how dangerous Magneto and Agility Ass are, and she has had resistance training against those too.
>>41553026>>41553056>>41553097Crusty has said that JJ could beat Kingpin in a fight.Even break him like Bane broke the Bat, too.
>>41553120That's a lot of ass to break
>>41553074Meh. We'd need to see CJ write Cyclops first. While I have faith in him, it literally took that one line for me to get hyped about Magneto.Fucking charisma, yo.
>>41552961I felt that TDK was compromised by Ledger's suicide, thus they cut the movie together without being able to polish it to the same degree. It's decent, but it doesn't expand the scale of things from the last film, along with painting regular people as mostly trash, and not going into why that is.
>>41553120Yep. Trouble is getting there.
>>41553120nobody is saying JJ couldn't physically tear him in half. I'm just saying that the Kingpin is too awesome in too many ways for JJ to ever get into a position to do so.
>>41553144But JJ already thinks Cyclops is an asshole!
>>41553177>I'm just saying that the Kingpin is too awesome in too many ways for JJ to ever get into a position to do so.No he's not.
>>41553101How does one train such resistance?Was an intern assigned to string together every piece of surveillance footage they have of Fassneto ass?
>>41552672>>41552798>>41552814It's funny because Christian Bale played Patrick Bates in American Psycho
>>41553177I would agree with you--however, once T3 hits, all bets are off.
>>41552980>Real consequences>PrisonAnon, it's two things. You can either be part of the society, or you can gtfo out. Penitentiaries were created for a specific reason, compared to the political bullshit (and massive money drain) they are now.
>>41553181Perlmutter plsRightclops is right
>>41552814>I won't kill you... but I will kill youDoes Batman have brain damage?
>>41553202it really isn't.you really need to read more Kingpin stories, son.
>>41553234No, seriously, when JJ saw him as a kid he thought he looked like a prick.
>(1/2-3)He’s probably right about that. Probably. And as much as you want to, you’re not gonna kill him. Not you. You know he’s a bad guy – seriously, a terrible guy, pretty much pure filth – but it’s not… personal… enough. You’ve thought about killing Creeper, and you honestly think you could do it. But you know Creeper. He made your life, specifically, worse. This guy does just as bad by a ton of other folks, but he hasn’t done it to you. But you know some of the people he has. “Night.” You say.And then you pound him into unconsciousness.
>>41553207I don't know, being locked in an extradimensional prison isn't quite the same thing as real prison anon. It'd be a lot like leaving them in Australia or something, maybe not even that if the dimension they are in is completely barren.
>45 minutes>200 posts
>>41553268>implying a void or any prison is as bad as living in AustraliaThe place where nightmares were born.
>>41553205we could literally just pick it up and take it away.Its within our STR limits
>>41553263>And then you pound him into unconsciousness.No JJ! Don't betray your waifu!
>>41553245My favorite Kingpin story is where Peter beats him within an inch of his life after a sniper accidentally shot aunt may (doesn't change One More Day being complete shit mind you) and then pissing himself in fear of Spiderman coming back to finish the job like he promised he would if his auntie died. Fisk is overrated and being a slave to the status quo is one of the worst hang ups of cape comics.
>>41553268Australia is pretty awesome, though. As long as you're cool with the wildlife, life is apples.
>(2/3)You are Leland Owlsely, important guy. For real, you’re very important. Half the drugs that move in New York City? They move because you allow them to move, because you’re the goddamn Owl. You’re powerful and important and nobody fucks with you. You awaken slowly, your eyes inching their way open. Your face feels like hamburgers. It comes back to you in one big rush of sensation. Some kid – some mutie kid with horns and goddamn eye lasers – broke into your house and punched you until you dropped straight into the black, spewing whatever crap about how you’re out, or you’re finished, or whatever. Stupid wannabe super-hero tripe, where’s he got you strung up? You hung up from a lamp? You haven’t been hung from a lamp in a while (you’ve been making a point of avoiding Spider-Man). You try to move, and a fresh wave of pain rushes through you, all attempts to mobilize your legs met with harsh, disgruntled cracks. Fuck. Fucking fuck that piece of– Everything lurches. You hit your head against something, and realize that this – this stuff around you? – isn’t regular darkness. It’s car trunk darkness. The worst kind of darkness. Something clicks, and the trunk opens. The light, though dim, is momentarily blinding, and you have to squint up at your captor. As you adjust, though – the dark warehouse ceiling coming into vision, the sound of the nearby river filling your ears – you realize that this guy isn’t the kid.
>>41553292I don't think Moonknight will let us. :(
>>41553292...hey Crusty, how much weight can we fly with? Or would we have to walk it home?
>>41553245This isn't a "Kingpin story", however. This is JJ's story. All bets are off. If JJ has the capability to do so, and we decide to move him in that direction, I have faith that Crusty won't just contrive reasons why Kingpin is somehow untouchable to someone with reality warping powers.
>>41553308that... was a terrible story, anon.
>>41553259It was the whole wearing sunglasses at night while being an otherwise clean shaven suburban white guy thing.
>>41553308>the entire marvel universe couldn't cure a gunshot wound
>>41553311>you realize that this guy isn’t the kid.That's right brah. Meet the Moon.
>>41553268>>41553309And I really should say, I'm not saying to murder everyone who fucks up/screws up. I'm saying kill those who are malignant to show what isn't tolerated, that those who do want to accept concequences for their actions should be given a reasonable chance to, and that prison is an ethical blind-spot. "I don't want to talk to someone and try to remove their delusions, so I'll just remove their power to do anything" is a waste of energy.
>>41553354Yeah, a prick.Doesn't change the fact that JJ thinks Cyclops is a prick.It's not like JJ ever said "Oh, he needs that or he will eye lazor everything to death!". JJ just thinks he's an asshole.
>(3/3)Terrence “Magnets” Milton is one of the biggest, blackest men you have ever met. He has arms like tree trunks, if trees were made of solid, enduring steel, and a smile like two scimitars pressed against one another. The thing about Terrence, though, the thing about him is…“Hey, Leland.” He smiles down at you. “How’s it going, bro? Not so great?” You cannot really convey how badly you night is going, so you don’t try. “You comfy down there? I sure hope so.” He breathes in, seeming to survey the warehouse, that smile still stuck to his face. “Ain’t seen each other in the flesh for going on four years now, huh? Ever since… I think…” He raises an eyebrow in an exaggerated mimicry of recollection. “…Ever since you fucked me and my boys over on the Creeper deal. I think that’s about right, ain’t it?” You try to speak, but it immediately becomes apparent that you’re gagged. Shit. Shit…“You know, I thought nobody but you an’ me remembered what you did back there. But as it happens, somebody did.” The smile splits into a grin. “Must’ve, since the funny-lookin’ fucker turned up at my place with you tucked all up under his arm. You know what he said, when I asked what he wanted done with you, Leland?” You swallow, and shake your head slowly. Gotta be a way out, gotta be – Terrance holds up the power drill idling in one his hands. You feel your balls freeze solid.“He said, ‘whatever’.”-------------------------------------------------------------------->HMQ CHAPTER 2: END>TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR CHAPTER 3: NEMI.>Congratulations! You've earned an X-Point.>Congratulations! Your relationship with GABRIELLA ALVAREZ has increased!>Congratulations! Leland is no longer a problem.
>>41553311hahahaha, I don't regret voting for this now
>>41553394thanks for runningChloro
>>41553394This is even better than just killing him outright, bahahahaha.Also, bank. Thanks for running, Crusty.
>>41553394>>Congratulations! Leland is no longer a problem.This is mildly disturbing.BANK
>>41553394a jew votes the bank
>>41553394Turns out JJ not killing Owl himself turned worse for Owl.I love it.
>>41553394>Terrence “Magnets” Milton is one of the biggest, blackest men you have ever met.Must've neva met Cuda, den. Sheeeiiiit nigga.
>>41553394>Terrance holds up the power drill idling in one his hands>“He said, ‘whatever’.”
>>41553394BankAnd reported the archived thread for misarchival.
>>41553394How many X-Points do we have now?
>>41553394Hell. Fucking. Yes.Let's bank it.
>>41553394>>HMQ CHAPTER 2: END>>TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR CHAPTER 3: NEMI.>>Congratulations! Leland is no longer a problem.Well doesn't that just gave you the warm and tinglies.Bank.
>>41553394who the fuck is terrence miltonalso, bank
>>41553394BANK!That said, very much happy with this ending.
We must bank.
>>41553472>misarchivalIt has all the correct tags, though.
>>41553472>suptg>giving a shitthey didn't change 100, they're not changing this one
>>41553394fucking YESSSSSSSssss!That was so worth!Thank you for delivering Crusty!
>>41553394>whateverJeez. Thanks for running, Crusty. Check the Ask when you're free.AA
>>41553498>>41553503Still gotta try.
>>41553394Chloro, for those veggies nigg
>>41553446Mildy? Nothing mild about that. And when that power drill came out? Then things went from hot sauce to ghost peppers.
>>41553516Bah, didn't realize we only have one. Changing to Chloro
>>41553530just let it go
>>41553547Yeah mate how about we save X-points for when we hit Tier 3.
>>41552513That was fucking beautiful, Chlorophyll please
>>41553394Chlorophyll pls good sir
>>41553549But someone is wrong on the internet, anon.>>41553562I like Chloro, b
>>41553562I'm more interested in finally getting Shadow Field.
Save for T3
>>41553569I like Chloro, but bank is good after that.
>>41553394Damn, stone cold.Chlorophyll please
>>41553568I know wings were the last big upgrade, could some one give me the list of purchases they're trying to squeeze in before T3?
>>41553394Would Joshua Tree fix Kevin?
What is the point of Chorophyll guys? Even if you want the Druid dream, we have far more important shit to buy.We still can't even fight a single goddamn sentinel suit.
>>41553614so don't fight pick fights sentinels
>>41553589Shadow Field is worthless. How about we just train instead so we can do more before dropping invis.
Right then, it's everyone's favourite time of day - power voting!Once again, the rules are simple as shit. Just the number! No greentext, or any extra shit, or quotes or whatever. Break the rules and your vote is null and Terrence 'Magnets' Milton will break into your house, sew your ass shut, and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you... Post, >1 for CHLOROPHYLL>2 to BANK
>>41553614Well, chlorophyll grows veggies healthier then any you could find at a farmer's market or grocery store, and we've been meaning to eat better to get stronger so super veggies would help
>>41553614The only power that could realistically solve that would have been high-level Sonic or possibly high-level Eye-beams. Solar-charged Invis could do quite a bit, though.
>>41553611I think Crusty said that the problem with his powers was a psychological thing.
>>41553629They have a couple proto-suits inside the city thanks to the gang violence. You really think we are gonna avoid them for long with how shit is coming to a head?There are a couple important things we need to round out our abilities before we buy completely extraneous stuff like Chorophyll. Hell, fucking Elbow Blades would be more useful - those at least become prehensile.
>>41553727you missed that vote by a mile we got the worst name
>>41553645Waste. We have enough money these days to just splurge on food all we want.
VOTAN CLOSED (again).I'm going to be finishing up some work, but I'll be checking this thread in case people want to ask questions or suggest stuff.
so what are the jews banking for now?
>>41553780and? The food isn't as healthy as anything we could grow
>>41553646Nah, we know OFB, Taser Hands (probably higher than we are willing to go though), or Claws will fix that. Given we should want more OFB and Claws (Adamantium armor pls) anyways...
>>41553787T3 abilities.I think it's soon.
>>41553645I think gardening is a bit low on JJ's priority list these days. I don't see myself ever voting for "super veggie powers".
>>41553785Was the Owl talking about JJ before? When they didn't know he was right outside door.
>>41553787anything not druid, taking suggestions for this flavor of the month.
well, at least the thread ended on a high note storywise
>>41553797And? Eat more. JJ just needs quantity.
>>41553785who's Terrence “Magnets” Milton
>>41553818What's wrong with Druid?
>>41553818Natural Weaponry 4 for claws that could hurt the likes of Mr. Negative + doubling JJ's land speed + giving him an additional prehensile limb.Optic Force Blasts 4 for really devastating shit.Telescopic Vision would (as Crusty has said) allow us to hit targets with our force blasts from literally miles away.
THE BANK WINS.>>41553813Nope.
>>41553840>>41553850OC rival mob boss if I had to guess
>>41553840He's just a relatively minor criminal.
>>41553852he's the remaining guy that really really hates druid after the other guy ragequit when AA got voted inor that guy that trolls after the thread ends to kill time
I'll readily admit to samefagging the bank vote. Enjoy losing and choke on your salty tears, druid fags
>>41553889Who enjoys recreational torture?
>>41553906Honestly, I'm willing to bet you're actually false-flagging in order to garner more support for Druiding.
>>41553871>Nope.Was it Typhon?
>>41553906>>41553929>implying these aren't the same poster
>>41553929nope, I have two cellphones I borrowed from my roommates and refreshed the connection. I could honestly give a fuck less, the shows over and the bank won
>>41553870combine that with the ability to hit with 6 tons of force and someone is going to have a really bad day
>>41553921Leland fucked him, man.>>41553936It was Sylar. Sylar exists in this universe.No he doesn't.It was actually [spoiler oh no].
>>41553472nah, the description is spot on
>>41553871The bank always wins.
>>41553871I'm >>41553936Was he referring to the Hood?
>>41553972I'm still skeptical. If you were actually serious about opposing Druids, you wouldn't be this obvious for fear of giving them popular support. If there's one thing that sways opinions and voting in these threads more than anything, it's being aggressively autistic about supporting or opposing a particular power.
>>41553991Nah, not really.Plus Haphazard is a mouthful. Vagrant rolls better off the tongue.
>>41554006How so? It worked for dragon, agility and other votes. So long as you pick the power that gels with the majority you can be as autistic as you want
>>41553818Adhesive Touch + Extrapolatives.We must be Jonathan Joestar Green.
>>41554020>Plus Haphazard is a mouthful.JJ is a mouthful.
>>41553972Terrence will find you anon.
>>41553870>Natural Weaponry 4 for claws that could hurt the likes of Mr. Negative + doubling JJ's land speed + giving him an additional prehensile limbDon't forget the adamantium durability and forearm plates....though telescopic vision IS pretty fucking nice. Fly up, go invisible, rain lasers of death using speed to relocate between shots.
>>4155402025 anons felt otherwise
>>41554042>JJ is a throatfulFTFY
>>41554044>>41554006See my point? It doesn't matter if you samefag, Crusty's not going to do a revote. I'm content
>>41554048Telescopic Vision might also work very well with T3 powers, if any of them are perception-based. Imagine being able to [do whatever T3 powers can do] to someone from miles away.Plus, it's been awhile since we improved JJ's senses.
>>41554037I wish Anon would go for it, for the Hobo!Captain America ability alone...but I doubt we will save up that many points.
>>41554006People who spite vote are much, much worse then any autistic samefagging fuck
>>41554044are the votes meaningless CJ?>>41554074
>>41554020>Because Spoder-mang rolls well>The Wolverine rolls well>Doctor Xavier rolls well>X-23 rolls wellD-Did I do this right?That being said, all we need to do is make JJs fingers tough as all fuck and he can apply 6 tons of force in the size of a fingertip. Easily penetrating even high end armor.Just like an arrow!
>>41554050Still didn't work.
>>41554050>implying there aren't actually just five of us here all samefaggingCome on.
>>41554127Its still not a good name
>>41554056>She's never seen one so.. largeAwwww yisssssss
>>41554124>all we need to do is make JJs fingers tough as all fuckNope.Claws isn't a great power.>>41554146Haphazard still isn't a good name.
>>41554050If those 25 anons all voted for Vagrant, maybe you would have a point. Of course, if they had, it also would have won handily.I voted for Vagrant, just let it go, anon.
>>41554122No. People can samefag if they're really determined to be shit, but generally, votes swing so far one way over the other that it won't matter all that much.Very few votes are really close.
>>41554127I samefagged for Haphhazard but to no avail. :\
I would've been a fan of The Drake. I mean drakes are small dragons and are unarguably the best ship in EVE, in fact, they are so good that every FC allows them.
>>41554164>Claws isn't a great power.Are you really this dumb? Go read what the next level get us.Granted, Telescopic might be better depending on what's coming, so I'd prioritize that, but Natural Weaponry is awesome too.
>>41554178My point exactly, I can be as autistic about this as I want because I know others hate druid just as much as I do. Get ready for Nat weaponry
so honesty isn't the best policy
>>41554164Never said we needed claws.I mean his fingers.Forgive me for a shitty reference, but that "finger pistol" shit from one piece?Yeah, you could punch a hole in someone with that, if your finger was tough enough to not break on impact.JJ needs stronger bones, m8
>>41554169So did I. Just having some fun.
>>41554211Keep your autism away from muh prehensile tail, ranged weapon claws, and doubled land speed.
>>41554178Crusty, will any T3 powers be perception based, allowing them to be used at absurd ranges with powers like Telescopic Vision?
>>41554179Pic related>>41554233>but that "finger pistol" shit from one piece?Nat Weap 4.And it doesn't make his bones stronger. At least not according to the last time Crusty answered that question.
>>41554257I suspect yes - if only because of the extrap that comes after telescopic vision. What the fuck else could that be used for, than some T3 style shenanigans?
>>41554178When will JJ hit Tier 3, Crusty?
>>41554273>And it doesn't make his bones stronger. At least not according to the last time Crusty answered that question.Nope, just makes the claws/fangs/horns as durable as adamantium.Unless we get forearm plates, at which point we have adamantium claws and bracers.
scalies running rampant i bet most of the people banked for T3
>>41554273>And it doesn't make his bones stronger. At least not according to the last time Crusty answered that question.Are you not reading what I am saying?I'm not saying we need nat weapons -at all- for it.You could do it with a piece of rebar, or a pencil.As long as the object you are striking with maintains a rigid form and does not shatter, deform, or otherwise break, an application of force with a small surface area has incredible penetrative powers.I didn't vote for nat weapons, nor is this related. What I am saying, is that JJ should get tougher.Sheesh, anon!
>>41554257Yes.>>41554308It'll happen when it happens. You guys just need to do... some stuff... first.
>>41554370>It'll happen when it happens. You guys just need to do... some stuff... first.>knocking up Laura confirmed necessary for T3Let's get on it, people.
>>41554370Whelp, better snag telescopic while we are still assured of points then.At least it isn't completely useless offensively.
>>41554370I hope its not Joshua Tree, because autists like >>41554211because it'll take over a year to combat autism and the ever expanding nebulous list of more important powers
because I love you all
>>41554370>You guys just need to do... some stuff... first.Would you please give us any hints as to what we need to do?
>>41554370>YesWell, I know what I'm voting for.Eagle eyes would also be very helpful in general, especially if JJ's going to be flying around more now that he can do so while keeping his arms free. He could fly much higher and still be able to see things happening on the ground, enabling him to find things in the city much more easily.Question Crusty: can things like Thermal Vision also be used in conjunction with Telescopic Vision, allowing him to see heat signatures from that far away?
>>41554339Literally every time people suggest banking for T3 megabuys, several anons come in and start screaming about how we need to buy [shit that will be irrelevant soon] because "You don't know that going t3 won't wipe out all banked X points".
>>41554421>your keyboard is shit>you're shit>shit
>>41554370is it buy multiple phones?
>>41554423One thing is something that you've had on your to-do list for a while. A lot of the choices for things people have said also hint at it, though they may only make sense after this thread.One thing is something that it hinted at a lot in the language I use.
>>41554438Given what was just revealed about Telescopic Vision, do you disagree?
>>41554467so conquer fear of fire
>>41554438I can see how natural weaponry or even (possibly) force beams might be rendered irrelevant by T3, but there are still powers and extraps worth getting even with T3 looming.Pretty much anything that improves JJ's senses is a huge boon. Unless Senses 5 is the power JJ loses.
>>41554421wow, you take this way too seriously and are a cunt
>>415544671.) Conquer our fears2.) Kill someoneRight?
>>41554467What's the best way to deal with advanced faggotry?>>41554421
>>41554467T3 Trigger is killing Creeper confirmed.
>>41554481>>41554488Senses are totally worth getting, sure, but the people who try to argue the point I brought up are usually going for claws or taserhands or more OFB.
>>41554467Crusty, was Noriko always destined for Turboslut, did seeing Megan open her horizons to amazing things, or is Megan trying to corrupt the Snakes for a chance at JJ's booty?
>>41554488we had Invis 5 longer then semses
>>41554488I really think it's gonna be Invis - JJ overcoming the fear that made him want to hide in the first place, blah blah blah. Senses would almost be too cruel, given all the extraps we have for it.This also seems interesting:SUB-MOLECULAR VISIONRequires: Level 5 Enhanced Senses, Telescopic Vision.Cost: 2JJ becomes capable of perceiving the details of atoms and particles, and can accurately perceive the genetic structure of a living being.There is literally no use for this outside enhancing super-broad powers like what T3 supposedly are.
>>41554514Or getting over his Phobia.
>>41554524Megan wants Laura booty more than Lizard booty
>>41554433I'm going to say no.>>41554483>>41554501fffffffffffff- Well, it's not quite that simple, at least on the second point. The name for this coming chapter is pretty important to it, unlike the el generico name for the last one.>>41554509Don't give it the attention it craves.
>>41554558Megan seems like someone who would want both at once. Or one then the other. Or whatever's convenient today.
>>41554562So conquer is fears then prove Typhon a shit, JJ a best, gotcha.
>>41554574its like Coke and Pepsishe has a preference (Laura) but wouldn't storm out of a restaurant in a huff if given the other (jj)
>>41554562>at least on the second point....but even if it isnt that simple, the second point is technically right? Damn.I don't suppose we have to eat someone? Eat Typhon?
>yfw JJ doesn't lose invis like everyone is so convinced he willI assume nothing, for I know nothing.
>>41554524Noriko is very much a sensory person. She has a pretty easily-addicted personality. Basically yes she was always destined for turbo.
>>41554547Or both?>>41554545That's true, I had been struggling to imagine uses for Sub-Molecular Vision with JJ in his current state. Stuff like Neuroelectrical Perception would allow him to predict thoughts/actions to an extent even further than Kinesics, but SMV is kind of useless without a means of actually exploiting being able to see genetic structures.
>>41554562What about eating Typhon? Would that help?
>>41554562Apparently 'nemi' is Hungarian for 'Sexual' so we've got to fuck Laura.
>>41554596Or that she just likes sugar, and would be fine with some sort of combo-fountain drink as well.
>>41554606I'm more hoping than convinced.Senses is the absolute cruelest thing we could lose.
>>41554608does she call her vagina "Electric Ladyland"?
>>41554562>Nemi is a town and comune in the province of Rome>The town's name derives from the Latin nemus, or "holy wood". In antiquity the area had no town, but the grove was the site of one of the most famous of Roman cults and temples: that of Diana Nemorensis>Diana Nemorensis ("Diana of Nemi"), also known as “Diana of the Wood”, was an Italic form of the goddess who became Hellenised during the fourth century BCE and conflated with Artemis. Her sanctuary was to be found on the northern shore of Lake Nemi beneath the cliffs of the modern city Nemi (Latin nemus Aricinum).
>>41554608Noriko/JJ/Laura threesome when?
>>41554632>wearing a rubber level: expert?
>>41554599>>41554611Not telling.>>41554616Coolio.>>41554632She does now.
>>41554644there can only be one king of the woods
>>41554644>we have to fight Mr.Fairygod to level upWe're so fucked.
>>41554606Losing invisibility makes far too much narrative sense. I'm with >>41554628 , I actually hope we do lose Invisibility at this point. According to Crusty, JJ losing his senses would be akin to a dog losing its sense of smell in terms of sheer disorientation.Plus, I would be pretty crushed for JJ to lose one of the things that helps him bond/work with Laura so well.
>>41554609>SMV is kind of useless without a means of actually exploiting being able to see genetic structures.Yep, or some kind of broad manipulation that makes seeing atomic structure important.So is biokinesis a potential T3 then? Some kind of wide-scale alchemy bullshit?
>>41554666When can JJ gain enough power to beat Typhon?
>>41554644its like CJ is asking us for Druid/Joshua Tree
>>41554666Crusty, is Khonsu even happier with JJ now?
>>41554666>Not telling.You heard the man, time to eat our best bro.
>>41554689It'd solve a ton of problems, anon, like all of those people he's probably mind-fucked.
>>41554687If we need circles, I opt for losing an arm and a leg.or Joyce's body, I'm sure getting her one of the Hulkbuster suits would make her okay with it.
>>41554689no, pls, no. Can't we just never discuss druid/JT again? Why do you pull the plug on the damn of JT faggotry? Why anon? :(
>>41554737what other power would get equated with "holy wood" ? Shadow field?
>>41554727Has JJ gotten an improvement to his physical strength/skills this issue?Or is it just an adrenaline rush?
>>41554762>what other power would get equated with "holy wood"
>>41554644>The rex Nemorensis (Latin, "king of Nemi" or "king of the Grove") was a priest of the goddess Diana at Aricia in Italy, by the shores of Lake Nemi, where she was known as Diana Nemorensis.>The Greek geographer Strabo also mentions the institution: "and in fact a barbaric, and Scythian, element predominates in the sacred usages, for the people set up as priest merely a run-away slave who has slain with his own hand the man previously consecrated to that office; accordingly the priest is always armed with a sword, looking around for the attacks, and ready to defend himself."
>>41554762>Shadow fieldMan, SF-fags are the worst. Druids at least have an endgoal, strange as it is.
>>41554777his spine is stronker now
>>41554728That's true, and if they are already x-gene carriers they probably won't get new x-gene powers, at least if I remember what Crusty said. Unless, well, whatever Typhon did makes them permanently unmutant'd
>>41554783the projectile rainbow cock is 100ptsno anon alive has that kind of patience
Next thread when Crusty?
>>41554813I'll buy it from Crusty for a grand.
>>415548182-16 daysdepending on what the doctors put in his bum in the name of science and or cheap laughs
>>41554813But we can work in increments. First make it detachable, then get rainbow cum, etc.
>>41554813each projectile has a different flavor
>>41554843nah, its all one packageand I am not skipping on the 20pt power to make pancakes that are perfect circles
>>41554872No one is skipping that one, Anon.
>>41554790Druids taste better with salt though, you can't lick shadows.
>>41554818Around the time it will take for Crusty to answer his Ask again.
>>41554872I could have sworn we could pay in installments. Fuck.Time to start serving the bankers.
>>41554790Actually, my plan with druid is to grow the rarest, most valuable plants in the world and supply them at slightly-more-reasonable prices through shadow-corporations to raise money for decent causes like making sure Muties have a reasonable place to live.
Can the super-penis fire force blasts like our eyes?
>>41554948>shadow-corporations>implying out hobo ass could managetop kek anon
>>41554948>not grow the perfect strawberries to put in the world's greatest strawberry pienot even marvel citizens hate pie
>>41554959It fires something far, far more powerful and addictive than force blasts, anon.
>>41554521Hey, they're still not as bad as the people who seriously wanted to vote for hand-eyeballs.
>>41554948That's true, we could grow some rare as shit herbs at a much faster rate. And by herbs, I mean weed. Putting the green in Jonathan James Green
>>41554959Of course....man, it really can go fight crime on its own.
>>41555011only because of the extra visibility and kamehamehas/hadokens. The desire for those is strong anon
>>41554986No, but various people could. I assume Moon Knight has shadow corporations and could introduce us to super-shady people who could help.>>41554987Only for our friends, at first. Everyone else gets served second, and can consider whether perfect pie is worth changing their outlook on mutants.
>>41555014...oh god, this almost makes we want to go druid.
>>41555014>JJ's spice rack is always stockedyes
>>41555019>cookie dough?YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!>a cock made of chocolate that ejaculates money>every girl I have ever met's fetish
>>41555014Actually, super-rare hemp used to make superconductors and other stuff like that. Rare medicinal plants that are a bitch to get fresh. Fuck, we could try to bioengineer better crops that are a billion times better then what Monsanto makes.
So, just remembered.Do Laura and JJ still have complementary Ukranian hair braids?
>>41555045If they weren't as vulnerable as JJ's ordinary eyes, thereby making grabbing things or even just making a fist annoying or even painful, maybe they would have been more appealing.
>>41555115Not sure.Ask on Crusty's Ask.FM
>>41555053>>41555067>>41555091>>41555014I regret not voting for chlorophyll now. Not because I care about vegetables or to manufacture and sell super rare herbs, but just to have them on hand for personal and medicinal use. Fuck.
>>41555091CORNER THE ETHANOL MARKET>>41555115yeahanon was so beta in that vote
>>41554987great now im imagining JJ offering pie to both the X-men and brotherhood when they come to recruit him.
>>41555091No, fuck you, too much work. Let's just make the dankest weed every and start selling it, the infrastructure for sales is already in place and we are eliminating competitors right now.
>>41555156JJ grew out of the drug selling stage, man. Get with the times.He's selling flowers that never expire.a fruit that has 100% of daily recommended everythingYo, magical beans, nigga!
>>41555156And weed isn't nearly as controversial as Jack, oxys and amphetamines. I'm seriously considering this now.
>>41555145>anon was so beta in that votei think that was the moment we realized Laura has the hots JJ
>>41555218If you didn't realize Laura had the hots for JJ long before that, you're nearly as dense as JJ was being.
>>41555156We need to be careful of Moon Knight, Anon. But we can certainly make sure it's available at reasonable prices. Or make sure certain clinics have access to it and certain varieties of hemp to cure cancer.
>>41555208Exactly. And since it will be ultra-dank and the people selling hard drugs will be scattered, we will basically own the market.Make enough money to get out of the scar and into proper safe houses.
>>41555238this TG man
>>41555243Surely Moon Knight is pro-legalization?
>>41555250Man, you really don't get how hard it is to do that, do you?Sorry, but that much shit trading hands will get noticed by law enforcement very quickly, and a bum buying property with money he has no right having? Nah.Assets frozen, man.
>>41555193JJ grew out of the jack dealing game. Weed is practically the bud lite of drug dealing. It's controversial status in the States is quickly eroding away and it does not ruin as many lives as so many other drugs do
>>41555273shit, it should be prescribed to him
>JJ has no control over flora affected in this way, but it generally grows to be remarkably healthy and difficult to remove.>difficult to remove Oh boy.
>>41555250>>41555284I mean... I wasn't thinking a huge manufacturing thing, more like your next door neighbor occasionally has good pot to sell. It would be good for side cash
>>41555273>>41555288He probably wants it illegal 'cause it lets him have more people to cut up.
>>41555284>implying law enforcement has the time do deal with that when the city is literally falling apart and the sky is redCome on. And a single MK identity is all we need to buy property.
>>41555363they're too busy eating delicious strawberry pie
>>41555326You think you will make any significant amount of money selling it to a couple of stoners in the Zone? Nah, man.>>41555315assets does not exclusively mean bank accounts, bro.They sure as shit would take his house, too. With him in it. And escaping from the police just makes him an even more wanted criminal, people learn what he looks like.It's -not- a pretty scenario.
>>41555326Yeah, that's far more practical. Weed Distributor JJ just amuses me.
Can JJ grow yeast? If the stuff grown through chlorophyll is extra hardy, he could have a super strong strain of yeast, perfect for fermenting alcohol. Maybe even some of the strongest strain of yeast in the world
>>41555363>implying the MC would never get involved in conflict where it normally may not occurYeah, no. It'd be too easy if no one noticed or cared.
>>41555327Moon Knight is never short of people to cut up. Given his apparent fondness for hallucinogens, I'm sure he would be a bro. What could go wrong? :D
>>41555422weed would take the edge off him if anything
>>41555381significant? No, but easy? Yes. We hardly have to put any work into growing it, and we could sell quite a bit of it and not run out of supply. It'd be a great side business, if not a main draw in income. Although, if we do that, I'd want to relocate first. I'm surprised no one's considered flying back and forth across state lines while invisible and carrying our friends? We could easily live in another state now
>>41555410>cops aggressively hunting down someone supply weed>when the world is literally ending and every two-bit criminal is out in the streets raising hell because the big name heroes are all gone...actually, Marven Citizens ARE that retarded. Carry on.
>>41555456Immune to visual and thermal scans, but not radar. Bet the sentinels would totally get us. And isn't shit the same outside New York? Where are we going?
>>41555530Spacewe still gotta travel through time and go into space like all X-men
>>41555546The Hobo Clan isn't ready for the big leagues yet anon. Patience.
>>41555238It was pretty obvious that JJ and Laura were going to be a couple from thread 1.
>>41555605Eh, more like Thread 2.Really though, thank goodness for that random event roll. Shame Rho picked up a boring twi'lek.
>>41555605I think Laura wanted the Green peen around thread 40ishthe one where JJ calmed her down from name dropping Kimi sniffing around the Bugle
>>41555631Rela is daughter/imouto/aprrentice futhey're waifuing Jelani
>>41555648I think Crusty mentioned she was DTF around thread 40 too. The build up was still nice though.
Rereading Leland's fate. JJ doesn't have to kill Creeper, he just has to giftwrap an unconscious Creeper to his nearest competitor (using the ether we grew) I'm not sure which idea I like better though, JJ finding a creative way to kill Creeper or watching as Creeper is dragged off and creatively killed by someone else
>>41555667But Jelani is a Cathar, and Cathar are shit!Nah, I just have this inordinate appreciation for Chiss. What the hell is it about a blue, toned, haughty bitch that is so hot?
>>41555670I'm really glad waifu consensus was reached from the get gothe voting here gets contentious enough already, I dunno if CJ could survive waifu wars
>>41555686We don't kill anyone and just use a different name every time. and if anyone asks, we were never involved
>>41555686>, JJ finding a creative way to kill CreeperJust bash his skull in or shoot him in the chest several times.
>>41555703your inability to admit your attraction to Thrawn
>>41555667She's AAA AND tsundere, anon.
>>41555733>implying anyone isn't attracted to ThrawnAnon, pls.
>>41555738True. I'm totally in it for my pet play fetish though. Force, if things were left up to me I'd totally get Rho killed.
>>41555823You're a hurtful person.
>>41555836and truthfulfor every 1 decent thing lost in the purge, 100 pieces of shit burnedthey killed Kotor 2, let it all burn
>>41554948but anon, that is anactual plan. how are you going to get anons to collaborate on it? they can't even count to ten!
man, I try to share a cool thing about what happened in-game, and I get told that thinking that what happened to Leland was cool/neat/satisfying is disturbing and it is bad to enjoy schadenfreuda. Blehhh
>>41556209moralfags brahalways with the absolutism
>>41556049I see it as growing good shit for the Scar, then contacting Moon Knight, and from there, we just see what happens. After all, what could possibly go wrong?