>You are one of two young Tuffle twins, thrown at Earth starting in early Dragon Ball by your "father">"Canon" has already taken a sharp turn from the "norm," as you'll readily see, and can take even sharper turns depending on the thread's action/dialogue choices and ideas>Stats and dice mechanics will be used, and explained when needed as the quest progresses>Let's all try to have some fun, ok?Previously on Dragon Ball Tuffle Quest: You brought back your brother and those killed by King Piccolo and his minions back with the Dragon Balls and took a long-deserved break. After working on the ideas behind a Gravity Chamber with Bulma, you and your friends went for dinner, only to discover something amiss in a region called Mifan...
>>41529259https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgwVaqN0QxkLaunch crosses her arms. "We finally caught wind of it back at the station. That 'Artificial Human #10' guy escaped during the King Piccolo incident, but security footage went haywire for some unexplained reason. Prison break attempt soon followed."Bulma smiles a little. "Well look at you, 'Officer Launch.'""...yeah, no." the blonde woman grunts. "Just because I'm working with them don't mean I'm suddenly miss 'proper law officer' or sumthin.'""Not what it sounded like to me-YEOW" the pig-man started but was interrupted by the woman's fist bonking him on the head."Launch, be nice." Acer says with a bit of a restrained giggle."Anyway, what was that about security footage?" you question, getting back to the topic at hand.Launch gives a nod towards you. "Functionally useless, black, blurry... thing messed it up. Full riot going on, jailbreak attempts, things got messy. Most were cleared up, but that guy and one 'Dr. Gero' went missing. Looks like we found out what happened to one of them, at least.">A. Think Pilaf has Gero too?>B. Ask Launch about what else she knows, and how the work has been>C. Ask Launch about Tien>D. Talk with someone (specify)>E. Something else?
>>41529273>>A. Think Pilaf has Gero too?>>B. Ask Launch about what else she knows, and how the work has been>>C. Ask Launch about TienAll of the above I guess I'd we have time.
>>41529273>A. Think Pilaf has Gero too?>B. Ask Launch about what else she knows, and how the work has been>C. Ask Launch about Tien
>>41529300If we have time.*
>>41529273Be sure to archive early, Kato. The misarchivist has struck another quest today.>A. Think Pilaf has Gero too?>B. Ask Launch about what else she knows, and how the work has been
>>41529273>A. Think Pilaf has Gero too?>B. Ask Launch about what else she knows, and how the work has been
Kato Archive asap!
>>41529273>A. Think Pilaf has Gero too?>B. Ask Launch about what else she knows, and how the work has beenHello mom friend Kato
>>41529259Hi Lesbian Mom!Hi questers.Let's get rockin'.Did we end up making that "Gun that uses Ki" thing for Launch?
>>41529661Tactful as always.No Gravity Chamber takes priority.
>>41529273"...think Pilaf has that Gero fellow too?" you ask, rubbing your chin. Not a comforting thought."It's possible. We really don't know much, just that the one guy showed up in Mifan, and suddenly Pilaf is there." Launch responds with a nod."Anything else you know?"The blonde woman gives you an uncomfortable look. She takes a piece of paper out of her pocket and hands it to you. "This."You look it over... oh. Oh dear. Something is written in a somewhat fanciful script. Something short.[King Piccolo was just the first. Take care, little Tuffle girl, there are more ahead.]"...it's most likely not Pilaf, but... it was in an envelope in a hallway near Gero and #10's cells, addressed to you." Launch says with a frown. "Some... party helped them."Acer looks at the note as well. "...one thing at a time."You nod. "Yeah..." Your group returns to Capsule Corp, Launch telling you a bit about her work with the police department. As much as she might try to deny it, from the way she talks there's quite a bit of enjoyment she gets out of the work. Still, you don't prod, and instead ask her a... different sort of question. "How've things been with Tien?""Haven't talked too much, but so far things are good. Blue really likes him as well." she says with... honestly one of the sweetest smiles you've seen on her face.>A. Have any plans coming up with him?>B. Ask Bulma about Yamcha>C. Try to formulate a plan, Pilaf is a priority>D. Something else?
>>41529738"Awesome.">C. Try to formulate a plan, Pilaf is a priority
>>41529738>B. Ask Bulma about Yamcha>C. Try to formulate a plan, Pilaf is a priority
I wonder, could Launch do the fusion dance by herself and transform into a green haired lady?What happens if Launch fuses with someone else? Three voices? Does it count as three people fusing?I NEED TO KNOW!
>>41529738>C. Try to formulate a plan, Pilaf is a priority
>>41529738>C. Try to formulate plan, Pilaf is priority.
>>41529738"Awesome." you say with a cheeky smile. You then turn to Bulma. "How've things been with Yamcha, by the way? You haven't talked about him in a while.""Yamcha seems... I dunno, something's been bugging him for a while now." Bulma frowns. "He's out training at Baba's right now.""Huh, that makes sense. Try to figure out more about the foresight ability..." Acer starts, then thinks on what he said for a moment silently."Well... we need to formulate some kind of plan here." you tell them all as you enter Capsule Corp. "Pilaf is a priority. We have to know what's going on, before he starts something again. He's already tried to gather up the Dragon Balls once before, set on world domination.""That's a dumb wish." Oolong comments, catching your attention. "Say you do become ruler of the world, what's it worth? People aren't exactly going to do what you say unless you have something that'll make them be willing to listen to ya'.""Oh you're one to talk, you'd probably just wish for a lady's panties or something." Bulma grunts at him."Focus, people.">A. Let's head there tonight>B. Let's head there tomorrowPick one of these, and one of these:>C. Let's be respectful until proven otherwise>D. We need answers, no matter what>E. Any other preparations?
>>41529738>[King Piccolo was just the first. Take care, little Tuffle girl, there are more ahead.]Wait what the fuck?Who knows we're a tuffle.I could write this off as some joker bluffing for the sake of dramaz but some fag knows we're a tuffle.
>>41530304>>A. Let's head there tonight>C. Let's be respectful until proven otherwiseBut more of a "Hey how's it going. You aren't up to anything are you?" Then mind read.
>>41530304>A. Let's head there tomorrow>C. Let's be respectful until proven otherwiseLets also take the time to drop off the foir star dragonball with baba tonight, there we can chat up the fam and yamcha. Maybe ask baba for advice on pilaf, perhaps insight into his past or future.
>>41530304>A. Let's head there tonight>C. Let's be respectful until proven otherwise
>>41530304>>A. Let's head there tonight>>C. Let's be respectful until proven otherwiseSomething weird going on.Only person I remember calling Maple little girl in quest was Towa?
>>41530304>B and C, "I'd say we go tonight, but asking to meet the king of the region at a late hour isn't really respectful."
>>41530376It's in a capsule, we can hang onto it.
>>41530397Ah crap baskets
>>41530423Some day in the future, Towa is going to do her bullshit Towa thing, and Maple is going to counterspell the shit out of it.And it will be glorious.
>>41530304>A. Lets head there tonight >C. Lets be respectful until proven otherwise>>41530397>is towa>is future towa, bad girl one>went back in time>making pilaf super strongKato pls
>>41530439You have no idea how much I want that. There are many, many things to learn...
>>41530472>>is towaI doubt she has anything to do with Pilaf.I think she is likely playing some complex gambit here, to set up the needed requirements in the future to free her brother.She of coarse needs someone strong enough magic to do it, with the right Ki affinity.Sadly Demon Ki can't cut it.
>>41530495Yeah Trip already saps Demon energy. She's gotta tutor us sometime.
>>41530495I can just imagine the look on her face when she can't do anything.And the rest of the cast start cleaning houseWith Goku pulling a Xenoverse and showing up to steal all the creditThen powersperganon will complain about how OP Goku is and "muh MC powerlebel"
Hold up.If Pilaf is the legitimate authority of Mifan, then we're NOT within our rights to depose him.Even if someone is a shitty and cruel legitimate ruler, they are nonetheless a legitimate ruler and their sovereignty must be respected.We could help evacuate civilians dissatisfied with the current regime, but deposing a legitimate ruler in a different country because you disagree with the way they run things is a no-no.That'd be like deposing King Furry because you disagree with his stance on immigration / legalised drugs / prostitution / circumcision / abortion / age of consent / banking regulations / etc.If a legitimate ruler wants to hand out punishments to people for arbitrary bullshit, that is not a good thing, but they have the right to do so.
>>41530641Until it becomes a human rights issue.
>>41530639What do you mean? It'll be more like us telling Goku to pummel the shit out of the enemy while we sap them. Team player nigga. Fuck 'credit'.
>>41530683>not getting the TFS jokeWell I tried, at least.
>>41530701I've only watch the TSF series, not the Xenoverse playthrough, mah bad.
>>41530495I want to have sex with the Tripitaka and then cuddle with her afterwards for hours, falling asleep in each-others' arms.
>>41530641Good thing they are going in respectfully then, not breaking shit.If he is leader legit or through normal process, there is little that can be done.
>>41530724No prollem, they just always complain about how Goku shows up when they are absolutely destroying an enemy and then Goku gets the spotlight even though he's getting shrekt
>>41530804There's actually two different endings if you don't take too much damage from Demigra and Goku doesn't show up.
>>41530804they got so salt when they were fighting Demigra
>>41530828Have they beat Kid Trunks' PQ?
>>41530880they just did it today, they lost their shit when goku got back up
>>41530880I sure as hell haven't but I play a Attack Special character. Only ways die on Goku n Kids. So many Super Kamehamehas.
>>41530913>Only waysAlways, damn phone. I need to proofread.
>>41530880fuck that mission, Tiens Z soul got me through that and I dont even care that I cheated
>>41530304"Well... I think it'd be best to head there tonight. But we're not gonna barge in and start threatening him." You cross your arms. "There's a chance Pilaf has turned over a new leaf, or something. Let's... just, I dunno, try to check up on him politely?"Krillin gives a suspicious look. "...the man who tried to take over the world. You're just going to... say hi, have a nice little nighttime chat?""Sure!" you say with a smile. Acer seems to agree."You're quite the optimist, Maple." Krillin shrugs."Well, if it's just a 'friendly' visit, maybe things won't be so bad..." Bulma contemplates. "Not coming, Krillin?""To be a bit honest I think we should get some rest, if that's okay with you, Bulma." Krillin replies, yawning a little. The purple-haired woman nods. "Lapis, Lazuli, you guys okay crashing here for the night?" The twins nod enthusiastically."Well, I guess if we're on the way, I might wanna do some sightseeing. Puar mentioned a few things about some of the more... exotic things they have in Mifan." Oolong comments... drooling a little. "Eheh, eheh...""Well, I'm coming along too." Launch says. "I need to see things for myself.""Then let's go!" you exclaim, pumping your fist in the air.Bulma and Oolong hop in her plane as Launch flies with you and your brother, taking a bit of a cruising speed on the way there.>A. Chat with Launch>B. Chat with Acer>C. Chat with Bulma>D. Chat with Oolong>E. Something else?Pick 2.
>>41531075>B. Chat with Acer>>C. Chat with BulmaGravity Chamber? Whats bugging Yamcha?
>>41531075>D. Chat with Oolong"You know, with your shapeshifting, you could be a really tough fighter with the right application of the ability. How come you haven't really trained at all?">A. Chat with Launch"Figure out why you and blue, uh...exist as you do?"
>>41531075>B. Chat with Acer>D. Chat with Oolong"So.... hows being a man pig going?"
>>41531075>B, tell him he should talk to Yamcha, and contact Yamcha and see how he is holding up.
>>41531075>>A. Chat with Launch>>B. Chat with AcerYes.
>>41531075>B. Chat with Acer>D. Chat with Oolong
>>41531075>Chat with Bulma>Chat with LaunchHey you two.KI GUN.
>>41531075>>A. Chat with Launch>>B. Chat with Acer
>>41531075You look at Acer, flying a little casually. "Hey, uh... brobro?""Yeah sis?"You frown a little. "Uh... well, about what Bulma said, about Yamcha... um, think you might wanna talk with him some time?""...yeah. I think I kinda need to." He stares forward. "...gonna contact him, maybe see if he can come along, just in case.""Thanks, brobro." you say with a smile, then scoot back to Bulma's plane. "Say, Oolong, we've never really had a chance to chat all that much. So... how've you been?"The pig man leans back. "Well, unlike you martial artists, not everyone can just live off their crazy superpowers. Some of us have to work.""Says the shape-shifting pig." Bulma grunts."Actually, those seem like they might come in handy. Especially if you ever consider, well, trying to get stronger." you comment.Oolong turns his head towards you. "Kid, I'm not much a fighter. Hell, I used to be a bit of a cheat and a crook before I met Goku and Bulma, but even then I wasn't any tougher than I am now. I do what I can, but I don't think I'd ever wanna even TRY to compete with folks like you.""It's not just about competing, it's about self-improvement, protecting others. It's... well, think of it like... helping other people and yourself at the same time." you tell him with a smile. Bulma points out the Mifan region ahead, a large castle in the middle of a lake coming into view.>A. Head down casually, see if you can get an audience with Pilaf>B. Try to be a bit formal about it all, Clothes Beam some more fancy outfits before you ask anything>C. Something else?
>>41531716>B. Try to be a bit formal about it all, Clothes Beam some more fancy outfits before you ask anythingwhat could possibly go wrong?
>>41531716>B. Try to be a bit formal about it all, Clothes Beam some more fancy outfits before you ask anything>C. Something else?For the love of christ get Oolong to a brothel or a strip joint before he completely foils our "High class formal diplomats" schtick.Also, does anyone have any bullshit "cultural" gifts, like some spices or incense that aren't really all that valuable but are totally foreign to Mifan?
>>41531716>>A. Head down casually, see if you can get an audience with PilafI like the idea of seeing an Emperor in our casual clothes.
>>41531779Dude we can honestly just climb in through a window and say hi. You're overthinking this.
>>41531716Don't just barge in.Get some Psyint on what people are generally thinking about, especially people close to Pilaf.Get some Elint on where the largest sources of power drain / lighting are happening, those are likely your targets of investigationAnd go bullshit up some low level official for some Humint.Remember to bring rope, and capsules.
>>41531716>>>B. Try to be a bit formal about it all, Clothes Beam some more fancy outfits before you ask anything
>>41531716>A. Head down casually, see if you can get an audience with Pilaf
You guys are prepping for a Mission Impossible movie when we are just saying hi and asking what's up.
>>41531781Do keep in mind that you're wearing this, right now. Acer just has some grey shorts and a red hoodie, Bulma, Launch, and Oolong have pretty regular outfits as well.
>>41531859That's what I mean. We know him and he knows us before the whole Emperor business.
>>41531859What's Trip wearing?
>>41531716>A. Head down casually, see if you can get an audience with PilafHell we can just fly up to him.
>>41531854We need large cardboard boxes.And some wise-cracking british guys with a criminal history.
>>41531716>>A. Head down casually, see if you can get an audience with Pilaf
>>41531898I think she is with Kami.Pretty sure Kami is training her.Unlike normal Dragon Ball, he may decide to actually prepare a replacement, since Piccolo is not dead.
>>41531915That outfit is extremely yellow and impractically large and fluffy.
>>41531716>B. Try to be a bit formal about it all, Clothes Beam some more fancy outfits before you ask anything
>>41531940its fabulous, thats what it is>B
>>41531961Still not Jojo tier though. Needs more dynamic poses. And a name from classic rock, like "Trouble in Shangri-La" or something.
>>41532073mores the pity. i dont think we will hit jojo tier anytime soon. unless kato wills it
>>41532245I hope lesbian mom likes Jojo.In b4 "Not until your older, maple"
>>41532275of course not until shes oldershe'll be more experienced that way
Why go jojo when we could easily hit saitama tier with a year of specialized training involving 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and running 10 km every single dayEither that or we could train in pressure points under tao and possibly some others to go kenshiro tier
What am I even reading.
>>41532331Unless the squats are consecutive, the 100 (x) tasks are laughably easy compared to the 10km run.10km runs take a fuckton of practice getting your body used to, and they will make you damn tired.
>>41532331100 sit ups aren't hard at all.And getting to 100 push ups a day isn't the greatest feat either. Squats are much the same.>tfw Kenshiro was actually just -the- ubermenschHe did shit that shouldn't have been physically possible, like bending a steel girder on his shoulder without moving an inch. He's beyond OP.A.K.A. git gud
>>41532407>>41532391Don't ask me how it works. Thats just how saitama became unstoppable. And lost his hair.
>>41532332Quest thread on /tg/ run by monogamous lesbian.Blasty energy specialist 12 year old girl saves world, expresses optimism.Shitposters get angry over random things, like romancing goku, or resurrecting criminals, or crying after the character's brother died, or laser swords.I repeatedly try to aggravate the shitposters but they ignore me since my bait is weak, and then proceed to get angry over some random inconsequential post.
>>41532423No, he got powerful and bald because "writing and plot"gitgud
>>41532407100 consecutive squats though will make your legs feel like they've been through World War II.
>>41532439...I was talking about the JoJo thing. I know what quest I'm in.
>>41532445I don't like you.
>>41532471King Crimson caused us to skip the context.
Sorry, dinner happened.>>41531716As amusing as it'd be to just show up and talk with a man who's almost Emperor in your casual clothes, perhaps it'd be better to be a bit more... formal. You ask Bulma to set her plane down, then get to work Clothes Beaming a few fancier outfits for you and your friends. Bulma rather likes her dress, but Launch... immediately has Blue take over. Acer an Oolong get more simple suits, while you magic up a rather pretty but functional green eastern dress with white pants. Before heading in, you and your friends do a quick scan of the area, just listening in on the local gossip. Even as late as it is, people still seem to be up, and quite cheerful."General consensus seems to be that they like this Pilaf character." Oolong comments between ogling the local women. Bulma asks that he try his best to behave himself, you giving him a glare that implies what'll happen if he gets you all in trouble.You finally approach the palace itself, stopped by some guards. "What business do you have here?""We are old acquaintances of King Pilaf, here to see him. I am the World Martial Arts Champion, Maple Mahogany, this is my brother, Acer, daughter of the famous Dr. Briefs, genius scientist Bulma, and, my friends Launch and Oolong. Please, check with him, he can tell you we are acquainted."One guard seems to actually recognize you, in spite of your outfit. "Hey, it really is her, Pin! Wow, I had no idea his majesty knew the World Champ! We'll send word.""Guess I owe you 100 Zenni, Tack. I'll send word." the other guard heads off."Er... Miss Mahogany?" the guard asks almost sheepishly, then presents a pen and paper. "...Can I have your autograph? My kids will get a kick out of this.">A. Sure! Give a normal autograph>B. Sure! Give a fancy autograph>C. Nnnnah, kinda have things to do>D. Something else?
>>41532675>B. Sure! Give a fancy autographAww~
>>41532675"I'll do you one better!" And clothes beam some Hats like yours into existence.
>>41532736Dude what if we clothes beam him a hat and then autograph the hatwould that be top tier or what
>>41532498>>41532439did someone say bait
>>41532675I'll also support this: >>41532736 and >>41532760
>>41532828NOT SO FAST(hang on is it still Bait if we're openly acknowledging that it is bait?)
>>41532736supporting this actually, pretty wicked idea.
>>41532675>>B. Sure! Give a fancy autographCan also do >>41532736>>41532760Maples brother is back, and thus her optimism.
>>41532675Gonna have to second >>41532760 >>41532736Clothes Beam a hat and auto graph it, Then time to meet the King
>>41532675You smile and give a cheerful "Sure!" as you give a fanciful signature, a little, cartoonish drawing of yourself giving a thumb's up leading off from the bottom of the "y" at the end of your name. "How many kids do you have, sir?""Ah, just two daughters, they're 7 and 9. They managed to watch the Tournaments you were in, big fans of yours." he replies as you hand the paper back to him."Then they'll probably like this even more..." You Clothes Beam up a couple hats, both with little signatures "sown" into them matching the one you put on the paper. The man is absolutely gleeful.The other one returns, accompanied by... him. "Just like I told you, General Blue, sir. Shall we inform King Pilaf?"He looks at you awkwardly. He tries to force a smile, and nods. "I shall escort them... p-personally. At ease, men. And thank you for bringing this to my attention." You all glance at each other, the man forcing a smile and calling you to walk with him. You... relent, as to be courteous, but stay on guard. When you all are a good deal away from the guards, #10 whispers somewhat loudly, "What on Earth are YOU doing here?!""Good question, here's a better one: shouldn't you be in jail?" Bulma asks in response."I never want to go back to that place, especially after that blue harpy made a 'visit.'" He shudders.>A. Point out that Pilaf should be in jail too>B. Ask if Dr. Gero is in Mifan>C. What exactly happened? Playing catch-up here>D. Something else?
>>41533416>A. Point out that Pilaf should be in jail too>C. What exactly happened? Playing catch-up here
>>41533416>A. Point out that Pilaf should be in jail too>>B. Ask if Dr. Gero is in Mifan>>C. What exactly happened? Playing catch-up hereAll of the above I suppose. They are all important.
>>41533416>"I never want to go back to that place, especially after that blue harpy made a 'visit.'" He shudders.TOOOOWWWAAAAAAA!!!!>B. Ask if Dr. Gero is in Mifan>C. What exactly happened? Playing catch-up here
>>41533416"Blue bird-women? Visits? I don't follow."
>>41533416>B. Ask if Dr. Gero is in Mifan>>C. What exactly happened? Playing catch-up here>>D. Something else?"Blue Harpy?"
>>41533416>C. WatTowa fight soon time thing?
>>41533416>>C. What exactly happened? Playing catch-up hereWas busy fighting King Piccolo.
>>41533416>C. What exactly happened? Playing catch-up hereThat said, if Mifan doesn't have extradition laws then we're shit outta luck if we want them imprisoned though.
>>41533604What are extradition laws?
>>41533627Two countries agreeing that if a person is a criminal according to country A's laws, and he shows up in country B, country B will send him to country A for punishment. Also vice versa.
>>41533604>King Pilaf, we want you to extradite yourself>Let me think about that. Oh look, we no longer have extradition laws. Strange.
>>41533416>B. Ask if Dr. Gero is in Mifan>C. What exactly happened? Playing catch-up heredont really care about blue or pilaf, as long as they don't cause trouble they should be fine, Dr Gero on the other hand is a danger and we should recognize that in character
>>41533655Ah ok. Thankyou.
>>41533659If the king can enact law changes without consulting the existing legal structure then that's a STRONG indicator of illegitimate government.
>>41533659>saying "no" to a group of some of the most powerful people on the planetHahahahaJUSTICE!
>>41533682Not just Gero. But whoever broke them out was probably responsible for Dr. Kochin and king Piccolo teaming up and sending us that message. This is a good opportunity to gather information.
>>41533736Yeah, Blue Harpy.Towa. Probably scared the fuck out of everyone.
>>41533799She does that.
>>41533799Towa just needs sex.
>>41533823Yeah, she gets desperate enough to make a dutch husband.
>>41533829Towa is responsible for every 1 you've rolled in the Quest. Maybe. She is also responsible for The Boat. Maybe.
>>41533799Towa is the most likely suspect, but isn't it too early to come in conflict with a villain who's stronger than Freeza?
>>41533857>The Boat.That bitch! She got the author hooked on Idolm@ster huh?
>>41533872She is the women behind the man. If she wanted us dead, we would be.Why make villians strong enough to push maple and crew harder and harder? QM needs power inflation to smooth the curve regardless.She is smart enough to have some other plan. She could have pushed them high enough that Maple would not beat them.
>>41533904I will say this: the gimmick of villains suddenly becoming leagues stronger via super powerful dark aura? It's not going to happen very often, and in fact will probably not happen for a long time. Keep this in mind.Almost done, apologies, helping my wife with dishes.>catchpa asks for boatsHMM.
>>41533966If our whole "team" were to fight Towa, and we rolled all 20's for all of our guys, and Towa got all 1's, would we win?
>>41534055We'd probably make her bleed then she'd leave.
>>41533904Towa might be planning to turn someone against everyone else once they are powerful enough.
>>41533416What. "Er, blue harpy? Visits? Look, I've been playing catch-up for a while, was kind of busy saving the world from King Piccolo with my friends. All I know is that you and Pilaf escaped from jail along with Dr. Gero, is he with you as we-""GERO!" he shouts angrily. "I hope I never see that man again for as long as I live! He and that blue woman were responsible for everything. They tried to rope Pilaf, Mai, Shu, and myself into their schemes and threatened our lives when we gave even the slightest hint of doubt. We'd probably be dead if it weren't for that handsome young man with the purple hair stepping in and chasing them off." He lets out a... sigh... of happiness."...tell me, this, er, 'blue woman,' what did she look like?" Acer questions. You start to get what he's implying."Long, white hair, had a staff, dressed like a complete slut-""Towa." you and your brother say simultaneously, nodding to each other. "Things are starting to fall into place here...""Wait, then that... note..." Bulma's eyes widen."Well, guess that solves one mystery..." Launch says with a frown.You rub your chin. "And another. The person who helped King Piccolo. ...but why leave the note?""Whatever business you have with them, keep it the HELL away from us." Blue grunts, taking you all to the royal chambers. You see the dog man and the familiar woman on either side of Pilaf, a number of guards and servants around. Pilaf stares at you in terror."Your majesty, these guests have... come from afar to request an audience." Blue bows, removing his helmet.>A. Hey Pilaf, it's me, Maple!>B. Give a respectful greeting>C. Something else?
>>41533966>Dark Aura.That was a game plot, to mix things up. It is obvious here she is giving people some keys and playing off it.>>41534055Should would laugh and just go home, after toying with us. She is in the post Freiza power levels.>>41534085>>B. Give a respectful greeting>We'd probably be dead if it weren't for that handsome young man with the purple hair stepping in and chasing them off." He lets out a... sigh... of happiness.Time Patrol Trunks has a fan.
>>41534085>B. Give a respectful greetingThen after "From what blue has said, we may very well have a common enemy to discuss."
>>41534125>"From what blue has said, we may very well have a common enemy to discuss."Doubt it. They are scared shitless of her.
>>41534085>>A. Hey Pilaf, it's me, Maple!"I'm willing to let by gones be by gones. I just want to know what's going on here."
>>41534120The Supreme Kai of Time so thirsty that she'll settle for trunks.
>>41534085>B. Give a respectful greeting
>>41534085What dragonball characters have purple hair? That are guys? Suppaman?>A. Hey Pilaf, it's me, Maple!
>>41534120You can't run from the time police, you will not survive.You can't hide from the time police, or their loli Kai
>>41534125Probably not going to work. I think a pact of mutual non-aggression would fit better.
>>41534085>>A. Hey Pilaf, it's me, Maple!
>>41534085>B, "Greetings your majesty. My friends and I felt it would be proper to formally meet the new king of Mifan. I am Maple Mahagony, World Martial Arts Champion." Then let's the others introduce themselves.
>>41534120>>41534147Ah. I see now.
>>41534085>A. Hey Pilaf, it's me, Maple!
>>41534085>C Scan Pilafs, dog man and the familiar woman's mind. Have Brobro block out anyone who tries to interfere.
>>41534294I'ĺl probably get flack for being too scan happy with people's head but it is the fastest way to get the information we need. Really need to find Tien and Chiaotzu so we can upgrade our psychic abilities...Also. Did Brobro ever get his sword back?
>>41534339>Did Brobro ever get his sword back?Pretty sure
>>41534459But what about his groove?
Yo, does anyone have the pastebin with our skills list (and the descriptions of the OC skills since I've probably forgot them)?
>>41534521Never lost it, even in death.
>>41534521>>41534529In fact it doubled during his death! Tho. Brobro is probably gonna lag behind us in power level terms until we get him some Ultra Divine Water or training from Kami/Crane School.
>>41534548I think Acer mentioned that the Water before the timeskip so it'll probably happen sometime.
>>41534548We totes gotta take Brobro, Krillin, Launch, and Yamcha on a trip to get the Ultra Divine Water.Also, take Senzus with us when we do so. If Senzus heal all illness, then as long as the Ultra Divine Water doesn't deliver a one hit kill, they can heal the Ultra Divine Water's damage.
>>41534582I mean, that sounds great, but at least one of them would undoubtedly get killed by the water.
>>41534586They're strong enough.
>>41534586Then we gotta get them strong as fua4k first.Gotta leave humanity behind, bro!
>>41534600Not just in power level but in terms of spiritual and emotional power. The Ultra Divine Water takes a look at your soul, and kills you if its found wanting.So...Yamcha may die because of lecherous nature, Krillin may die because...well Krillin, Launch may die because of her split personality disorder, and Brobro may not pass the test because hes not controlled by a gestalt of various minds telling him what to do.
>>41534634Trip may also be the only person who can drink the water without dying.
>>41534634Yamcha is the only one I would be worried about, but Acer talking to him should help. And Krillin is great who are you kidding.
>>41534634Nah Brobro and Krillin will totally pass.Yamcha will start to get rekt but then he'll remember Amuro's extreme tenacity and/or need to stay alive to watch the next season of Gundam.Launch will PLOT_DEVELOPMENT. Chances are she'll have to fight some kind of Blonde clone + Blue clone 2 v 1 battle and prevail through inner strength or someshit.
>>41534634I wonder what happened to Launch to cause her associate identity disorder.If United States of Tara taught me anything about alters, its that they're defense mechanisms against bad shit. So...what was so bad that it caused Launch to become two people? And who is the alter, and who is the main personality?
>>41534685Or her two personalities will meld into one and she'll have awesome green hair.
>>41534685Hurm. I figured Yamcha for more of a G-Gundam fan. Course that just might be because its basically DBZ Gundam.
>>41534770Yamcha's Japanese voice is Amuro Ray.And Ribbons Almark, but we don't talk about 00.
>>4153479900 wasn't too bad. 2nd season kinda sucked.We don't talk about Destiny.
>>41534799Ooh. K. I'm rather ignorant on seiyuus.
>>41534085You raise an eyebrow and give a quick scan of the minds of Pilaf and his minions. The only thing you're really getting is 'OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH PLEASE WHY HER WHY HERE OH GOD PANIC PANIC PANIC'"Er, my king, is everything all right?" one of the servants asks.You give a friendly smile to him, and in as close an imitation you can do, give a very Goku-ish, "Hey Pilaf, it's me, Maple! You remember, World Martial Arts Champion? We met before.""Y-y-yes... yes we did..." the blue imp stutters, standing. "May we have some time, er... alone, please?" he asks his attendants. All of them bow respectfully and leave the room. Pilaf walks towards you all... and falls to his knees. "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG THIS TIME, HONEST!"You back up slightly at the... rather pathetic display, plugging your ears. Gods, this guy is loud. "Pilaf, ugh, fine just... stop shouting. Please." Oolong seems to have the worst of it, with his giant pig ears."YOU ME- er, you mean it?!" he stands. "Oh thank you little girl! Thank you so much!"Acer crosses his arms. "Look, from what Blue said, we might have some sort of common enemy, or at least someone who we both don't care for that much."The blue imp places his arms behind his back, Blue and the other two joining up behind him. "I'd say less that it's an 'enemy' and more 'someone we never want to meet again.' But... are you willing to hear me out, at least?">A. Maybe?>B. Definitely>C. You DID try to take over the world, not exactly trustworthy behavior...>D. Something else?
>>41534832>C ¨Now that you have a kingdom, do you plan to actually be a benevolent ruler or am I going to have to search for the rightful prince to take the throne? I don't like side quests Pilaf, but now that you've got what you wanted can you show me exactly why you would make a good ruler? Can I count you as an ally and not cause trouble with the rest of the world? I just made friends with King Furry, so I'd like to have two kings on my side rather than fight one for the other.¨
>>41534832Now that Pilaf got what he always wanted, will he be satisfied, and him becoming too involved with the politics of one kingdom he won't try and conquer the rest the world? Hell. He may be a good ruler. He is intelligent, resourceful and since he was dubious he knows how to deal with other dubious people. His tendency to torture people however needs to be rectified. He does torture Shu and Mai canonically so what would stop him from doing that to citizens who oppose him?
>>41534822It got utterly incoherent after Sergei got shot by his son.And Destiny? We have a sentence dedicated to it.AGE, however, can rot in mediocrity.
>>41534999But we all agree.G Gundam is fucking awesome.
>>41535342Bulma can screw the rules because she has money.And science!
>>41534832You give a friendly smile. "Definitely. Look, Pilaf, my brother and I sort of feel that it's right to give people another shot. We'll listen.""My, what an optimist you are." Oolong grumbles at you.The blue imp lets out a sigh of relief. "Well... all right. Look, I like it here! And I don't want to get involved in ANY more of that... whatever it is involving you, that monkey boy, your friends, that robot girl, and ESPECIALLY none of that stuff involving that crazy blue lady.""Then all I ask is that you rule Mifan benevolently. You've got a kingdom, and plenty of subjects, and from what I've seen? They're happy now. Keep them happy, and don't try another crazy scheme involving the Dragon Balls. I don't want us to become enemies again."Pilaf looks at you with concern... but nods. You can sort of tell, even without reading it, that his mind's a little conflicted, but he's putting forth the effort. "Well, then how about I show you a demonstration of my willingness to put the past beside us? I know you and your friends seem like a bunch of folks that enjoy fighting and martial arts and all that, and Mifan used to host a Martial Arts Tournament before the previous Emperor... what was his name again, Mai?""Chiaotzu, sir." the woman responds. You and your friends stare blankly, jaws dropping."Yes, him. After he left, Mifan's Tournaments were canceled. Infighting and political schemes made the funds usually set aside for it vanished almost overnight. As a measure of good faith, I'd like to have you, World Champion, be the guest of honor to the event in 10 months' time!">A. Agree to it>B. No thanks>C. What was that about Chiaotzu?>D. Something else?
>>41535400>A. Agree to it>C. What was that about Chiaotzu?
>>41535400>>A. Agree to it>>C. What was that about Chiaotzu?He was involved in the fight Against Piccolo also, he's a member of the crane school.Never placed him as the Emperor type
>>41535400>A ¨Can it be a tag-team tournament?¨
>>41535400>D Can we have permission to set up martial art schools here? We may have permission for the Turtle school, but we may have to ask Tien and Chiaotzu for the Crane school.
>>41535544Lets not yet. Maple and Acer are too busy currently.
>>41535544Can we do the whole school thing when she gets older?
>>41535572>>41535585Well we don't have to set it up just yet. Getting the permit ahead of time would be useful.
>>41535589Don't want it here. Rather have it near Capsule Corp.So they can mix science in the off time easily.
>>41535609So we gonna mix Science/Magic/Martial Arts into one super art form of Tuffleness.
>>41535400Well, that's a pair of pieces of information that raises maybe a million questions into your head. Still, better answer the question first. With a respectful bow, you tell him, "I would be honored, Pilaf." The blue imp's face lights up a bit as he breathes a sigh of relief. "Maybe... make it something like, a tag-team Tournament, or something? I mean ten months is quite a while, and it's your Tournament, but perhaps have it as something to think about.""I will consider it, Miss Mahogany. And I thank you. Mifan is still going through a bit of a transition, after all, but I will make the necessary preparations for it." Pilaf nods, and walks back to his throne.You stop him. "Um... also, what was that about Chiaotzu?""I've been able to talk with the boy a few times myself, but he never mentioned anything about himself being an Emperor..." Launch comments in a sad tone.Pilaf shrugs. "He abdicated the throne and ran off due to the corruption and something about an, er, doll of some sort, that's about all I know. Honest. If you need more, ask him yourself, since it sounds like you know the boy."(cont.)
>>41535879All of you leave, with it being well into night time. You and Acer stare up at the starry sky, watching the clouds pass by. Oolong lets out a laugh. "Well, and here I was expecting a crazy adventure with you all throwing me into danger again. But hey, no, just a nice, quiet chat with a former enemy that wanted to take over the world. And then he invites you to be a guest of honor at a Tournament!""We can try and find some danger if you're that disappointed, Oolong." Bulma says with a sly smile."Please don't." the pig man groans at her, his shoulders sinking. "I'd rather keep my bacon from being cooked, thank you very much."Well, they all have a point. This... honestly went better than you thought it did, though there are so many more questions it's raised. Towa and Gero. Emperor Chiaotzu. Lots to think on in the time ahead...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSTdqvea_K8>YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE FIRST SOCIAL LINK WITH OOLONG>DRAGON BALL TUFFLE QUEST #29 END>Twitter account is @KatoQm, will have status updates there>Got some questions for the QM? Characters? Suggestions? Throw them at ask.fm/QMKato and I'll try to answer them as best I canThat's all for tonight, folks. Short thread, I know, but still. I'll be here like usual to answer questions and such for a while. Did ya'll have fun?
>>41535609I agree. I'd rather set up any future martial arts school near Capsule Corp.That way we could set up the Maple's 15 Steps To Gitting Gud:1. Git gud at normal martial arts2. Learn the basics of Ki3. Complete Turtle school training4. Learn to meditate, clear inner doubts5. Master the use of the Technotechtonic Autohealatron Self-Notdie kit, accept novice's enchanted robe of lesser gitgud.6. Master the Gravity Chamber7. Every single day for 3 months: lift 10 mountains, fire 10 kamehamehas, 10 laps of West City, 10,000km flying.8. Learn the Kaioken9. Climb Korin tower and catch Korin10. Imbibe the Ultra Divine Water11. Receive patented Capsule Corp robo-andro-cybo-MARYSUEBOT enhancements, and your apprentice's robe of moderate gitgud12. Attend one of our biannual "Shenron I wish the scrubs attending this wish granting would get gud" events13. Complete Kami's advanced training14. Every single day for 3 months. 10 pendulum room fights, fire 10 kaio-ken kamehamehas, 10 orbits of the planet, 100,000km running15. 2 years inna hyperbolic time chamber
What exactly happened at the prison?What are the pilaf gangs current opinion on us, plus gen blue
>>41535912We gonna get Crane training next thread? Four Witches Style, Solar Flare and TRIBEAM!
>>41535912Thanks for the run Kato, fun as always.Soo..Gero and Towa are working together huh? That's kinda scary.
>>41535953They're going to build Super Mira, aren't they?
>>41535912So what did future main time line Trunks think of this universe?He's probably seen some shit though, this is likely filed under 'weird' 'unusual' and accelerating divergence.
>>41535942We got a Gravity Chamber to finish.
>>41535935Eh. I dont think theres enough ultra divine water to go around for that, and abusing Shenron just to make our students stronger would just piss the dragon off. We should also encourage our students to take the path their most comfortable with. Offering three schools of thought. Magic, Science and Martial Arts. So we can pump out doctors, masters and wizards as well as a hybrid of all three.Also if we could find a way to replicate the ultra divine water that'd be more satisfying.
>>41535991We could invite them to Capsule Corp while we work on it. They probably wanna know how to learn Kaioken anyway, so it would be a fair trade.Also since Trip already knows how to use spirit energy, wouldn't teaching her the Tri-beam be the best way to maximize her powers?
>>41535912To do:Train with Kami, Goku, and Tripcode Hashtag Gundam Senzu or whatever.Make that Gravity RoomInquire as to Yamcha's feelz problemAsk Chiaotzu about that plot hookGet Acer and whoever else some plot waterInvestigate what the fuck Gero, Kochin, and Demonslut are up toMake that Ki GunTrain with Tien, improve telepathy to rank 2See if we can find some way to jury rig up some stored Ki devices, so that we can prep Heals / Ki Shields / Kamehamehas / Geist Magnum consumablesArgue with unreasonably upset anons over something or other
>>41536072>See if we can find some way to jury rig up some stored Ki devices, so that we can prep Heals / Ki Shields / Kamehamehas / Geist Magnum consumablesI don't think you can do that.You also forgot>Kaio-ken army
>>41535942Tien's Four Witches Style vs. King Chappa's Eight Arms attack becomes a literal arms race until there are two fractal-tessellated balls of arms punching on every level from building-shattering to microscopic.
>>41536072>Argue with unreasonably upset anons over something or otherHere are the topics>TRANSFORMATIONS FOR TUFFLES>FUCK SWORD FAGS>FUCK GOKUPAIRINGS>DID I MENTION SUPER TUFFLE?! I WANT SUPER TUFFLE!>MAPLE IS NOT A melee/ki/magic/science USER SHE IS A melee/ki/magic/science USER!Am I forgetting anything?
>>41536147>>FUCK SWORD FAGS>>FUCK GOKUPAIRINGSAngryAnon>TRANSFORMATIONS FOR TUFFLES>DID I MENTION SUPER TUFFLE?! I WANT SUPER TUFFLE!DoomsayPowerspergAnonAlways a treat having those two.
>>41536106You'd think there'd be a way, since those demons have energy draining, storage, and fuelling devices. If there was a non-demonic equivalent of that, it'd be good.Plus, Android 20 can use energy attacks, so something mechanical can use energy.I just find it strange how nobody spends their time preparing their innawoods bug out capsule with 20,000 guns and 800,000 ammos or whatever
>>41536174They should do the fusion dance and become DoomsdayPowerAngryAnon. They're combined might would force us to have their way.
>>41536200Prince of Salt will be a rather interesting series of combats here.
>>41536214>How could I lose to a third class saiyan and a goddamn Tuffle?! I can practically hear my father laughing in his grave!
>>41536214>>41536225Honestly, call me crazy but I think Vegeta and Maple could get along after the initial fight. Just a hunch.
>>41535941Basically? It became a clusterfuck. Towa yoinked Pilaf, Mai, and Shu out of Penguin Village and tried to force them to join her, along with Blue. Trunks and the Supreme Kai of Time panicked over what they suspected THEIR Towa being involved in such an early point in time, and with Gero no less. Trunks was sent in to stop her, only to realize that she has no damn idea who he is. Trunks and SKoT are less than thrilled with themselves right now, but are quite curious about your timeline.Pilaf, Mai, Shu, and Blue are extremely thankful that there won't be any continued hostilities, at least as far as they know. They really don't want to get on your bad side.>>41535942Might be possible. You're definitely going to want to talk with Chiaotzu about this some time. Might become a big deal later on.>>41535953Thanks for playing, anon!Gero and slightly younger Towa, recall. Still, now you know she's up to something, and it's not good.>>41535990Trunks is confused and a bit embarrassed he jumped the gun like that. Upon further inspection, though, he's extremely curious as to what your timeline is up to, because a lot of this is quite different from what he's expecting. ESPECIALLY the pair of Tuffles running around on Earth stronger than Raditz, and one of them being stronger than Nappa, at that.>>41536072Some of these are going to be harder to accomplish than others, while some are inevitable.Soooo... This is going to be a few threads away, but I think I've worked out a believable method of ya'll attempting to unlock Goku's blonde powers that's not too manipulative and not too out of character, and hopefully, most importantly, not too meta. All I can reveal now that it involves a sort of trip to Planet Plant, and might involve another legend in some way.
>>41536147We need to argue more about whether reviving criminals with the dragonballs is a good or bad act.Come to think of it we need more dragonball arguing in general.Kato should get Maple in some emotionally heightened and vulnerable state, grant a random free wish to the players somehow, and watch the incredible crapstorm
>>41536135We Hekatonkheires now.
>>41536258Nah fuck that, he'll go gold when he needs to.
>>41536258We gonna go see Bardock fight Chilled in the the room of spirit and time? I'm down. Another legend?
>>41536258Not sure how I feel about that. I don't want to push gold out of him some anons thought it would be funny or they got impatient, but I trust you Kato.
>>41536258>it involves a sort of trip to Planet Plant, and might involve another legend in some way.THE LEGENDARY, OMEGA TUFFLE!But seriously don't rush that stuff mate, We can wait til Z if we have to and it seems like your rushing it quite a bit atm.
>>41536275I wanna get Goku gold as early as possible in order to make DoomsdayPowersperganon to go beserk.Then we find a way to beat it in the next tournament. Because I actually look forward to that challenge.
>>41536260Ive been waiting so long for a player decided wish where we dont need to fix anything. I'm well aware we could quickly become op, i just really have some good wish ideas. Even barring immortality and shit.
>>41536258Sometimes I wonder if the Supreme Kai of Time is constantly bombarded with the same stupid jokes about midgets, bardock, and time travel.
>>41536348We should try to get her as a mentor.
>>41536357Naw bro Perfect Cell mentor best mentor
>>41536377His Z rank message is hilarious.
>>41536377>gero, under towa's instruction, takes a genetic sample of both shenron and porungaEternal Dragon Perfect Cell
>>41536327>How to beat Super Saiyan>Magical skills that let us fight on par>Science lets use alter our genetics to release the full potential of our dna that Raichi didn't get to work on>Martial Arts lets use access spirit ki which combined with the likes of Kaioken is both a risky but powerful well of energy. Later on we can get the spirit bomb and absorb the very power of Earth to fuel our spirit energy, acting as a giant conduit for the power of Earth.Since we're becoming a huge celebrity, asking the Earth for energy will be akin to Hercule asking it.
>>41536258What are the chances of Xenoverse Towa showing up for a double Towa team up?
Shenron learns about equivalent exchange, starts insisting people grant him a wish if they want one, gets people to do things for him as long as the relative effort is roughly the same
>>41536398>I'm bored and I guess I'll train you. Even though your so imperfect.>Its not like I want to help you. B-baka.
>>41536342>Ive been waiting so long for a player decided wish where we dont need to fix anything.I totally wanna wish for a "Separates a person into their Good and Evil parts" device. Just because it'll start so many shitstorms on what is good, what is evil, and who to use it on.Like, if you use it on a racist, does he split into "Racist who views his race as extended family and wants them to live long productive and happy lives" and "Racist who wants to hurt and kill people of other races", or does he just split into a generic racist and generic not-racist? And does the same apply to everyone with potentially-good-but-also-potentially-harmful views?
>>41536428>Shenron's first request?>A date with Porunga!
>>41536414>a double Towa team up?I'm almost certain I've seen porn of this somewhere.
>>41536439That effect could be accomplished by wishing for all the knowledge that's in shenron's power to grant. Magical and/or scientific methods of splitting people suddenly at your disposal.
>>41536275>>41536309>>41536319>>41536327This would be entirely your guys' choice in the matter. And from what I've tried to plan for it, it would do more than just help Goku get stronger, might have a lot of important things for Maple as well. Just throwing it out there because people have brought it up before. It's still gonna be quite a ways off from now, you've got a lot on your plates already.'course if I really wanted to rush things, I could see how far the train of bullshit could go...Really though this won't happen.>>41536342It might be possible some time in the future, but try not to abuse the Dragon Balls. Not even for panties.>>41536348She most likely is.>>41536414Proportional to how far in the timeline you get. Though things might change quite a bit for either of them in the future...>>41536406How did you guys like that, anyway? Just thought it'd be a nice opportunity for a character moment.>>41536428This is an amusing thought.
>>41536473Gotcha. Wishing for the ultimate bra is a go instead.
>>41536473>How did you guys like that, anyway? Just thought it'd be a nice opportunity for a character moment.I thought it was great. I don't see Maple going quite as HAM as Satan but she would totally spoil her fans.
>>41536473I liked Maple getting recognized. It shows we're having an impact on the world. I was kinda hoping King Furry would remake Piccolo Day into Maple Day.
>>41536473>Really though this won't happen.Good, It's way to damn early for super saiyan>>41536514>I thought it was great. I don't see Maple going quite as HAM as Satan but she would totally spoil her fans.You're right, WE'RE EVEN MOOOOORE HAM THAN HIM!
>>41536543>Good, It's way to damn early for super saiyanI think Kato was implying SSJ God and not SSJ. Its never too early for SSJ. Just ask Broly! Right Broly?>KAKAAAARRRROOOOTOkay, nevermind Broly.
>>41536466>wishing for all the knowledge that's in shenron's power to grant.I dunno, wouldn't that backfire?At the very least, it has the meta concern that you literally CAN'T write a character who has perfect knowledge correctly - You're limited to the knowledge of the DM and the Players. Same problem with writing a character who is a master manipulator, or a perfect memory, or who's a legendary scientist.Your character CANNOT know more than the person writing them. While you can usually skip over most of it, i.e. assuming that the Scientist will find a way to build a weapon, or the Manipulator will find a way to trick a guy into doing what he wants, and the author can use a calculator or wikipedia or written notes in order to "know" more than a regular human, it still comes up short.Remember how Piccolo outright forgets he can stretch his arms or grow gigantic, even when it would be useful? That type of thing.The most you can wish for, in regards to knowledge, is that your character knows anything useful that the players or the DM can potentially describe - i.e. your character has meta knowledge.And good lord that'll backfire, if Maple can read 4chan. She'll probably spend her time shitposting on /b/ instead of training, and whenever options involving Lapis show up, Maple seems to stop paying attention to the world around her, and there's always someone CONSTANTLY SAMEFAGGING for lewds of Lapis. Or something like that.
>>41536543>You're right, WE'RE EVEN MOOOOORE HAM THAN HIM!Haven't seen it yet. The most HAM thing we've done is the little 'Last hope of a dying race' thing when we introduced ourselves.
>>41536577YOU FOOL MAPLE /IS/ THE HAM!
>>41536571Shenron might not be able to grant certain knowledge with only a broad wish like that. Of course, we could always narrow our choices down to all scientific knowledge he can grant, or all magic knowledge he can grant. In the end, broad or specialized, he wont likely be capable of granting TOO MUCH knowledge.
Also when we have a chance guys, we should train the Spirit Bits so our count goes to 4 now. We're strong enough now.
>>41536619>Infinite Spirit Bits
>>41536635One day anon. Also once we get 6 we can make a shield out of them.
>>41536473>SSG kid Goku>Beerus gets all pissy because his prediction was off by like 20 years
>>41536673Isn't Beerus still snoozing? Also SSJ God SS would be awesome to show off to Raditz. At this point, Raditz, Vegeta and Nappa would be coming to Earth for our help against Freeza rather then fighting us.
>>41536706>At this point, Raditz, Vegeta and Nappa would be coming to Earth for our help against Freeza rather then fighting us.I didn't know I wanted this.Kato, pls
>>41536491I don't think she'd much like that, but, a wish is a wish...>>41536514>>41536525>>41536543All right, glad to hear that.>>41536571>And good lord that'll backfire, if Maple can read 4chan.Maple would be underageB&.>>41536619>>41536635Spirit Bits, Spirit Ball, and other spammable techniques during Gravity Training might be very useful in developing sharper reflexes.>>41536673>>41536706As amusing as those thoughts are, won't happen. Much too silly.
>>41536724Well it makes sense. When the legendary super saiyan appears on Earth, people are going to notice. Prince Vegeta, General Nappa and Private Raditz will come for his aid and will be shocked to find its Raditz's younger brother. Humble Vegeta would be amazing.
It should be worth mentioning that shenron abides by the intention of a wish in addition to the wording, too. He isn't your classical wish twister or super strict on the wording. He even warns people about the outcomes of certain wishes.Good guy shenron is a bro.
>>41536635Fun fact: There are different magnitudes of infinity. There's the 1 2 3 4 5 ... 99 100 101 ... etc kind of infinityThere's the "Holy shit it's so big you can't even LIST it" infinityAnd after that are some more mathematical constructs that are only defined indirectly, but are even larger.
>>41536765...Is there an infinite infinity?
>>41536727So is the tournament going to be tag team or does it remain to be seen.Dibs on Acer.Unless he goes with ChiChi. Then we'll make him regret that by grabbing Goku who we already work well with.
>>41536773You bet your ass.Rather, there is a "List every possible definition of infinity.", and it's possible to prove that not every definition will fit in the list. The first definition to not fit is basically called "Infinite Infinity".We don't know what that definition is (rather, its definition literally is "First definition you cannot list"), but it does define infinite infinity.
>>41536779No, let's grab chiaotsu for some double mindfuck.Or Tao, since he's a close range specialist to balance out our ranged.
>>41536808Wow. Math is awesome. Too bad I suck at it.
>>41536825Eh it ain't that difficult>Mfw i'm dyslexic and have ADHD and I just said that.....
Don't crane students know how to use the basics of a technique after viewing it in use once?Tien learned the sealing shit after seeing roshi, chiaotsu learned the saibaman self destruct, etc.
>>41536845I am okay up to a point when it starts looking like some alien language written in a dead form of that alien language.
>>41536779I am unreasonably offended, and am implying things!Swords!>>41536825Fun fact: Pure math is the same, regardless of what laws of physics your universe follows. Starting with the same 6 Axioms, you can generate all of known pure math.Pic related, it's math.
>>41536866I don't think Chiaotzu learned to explode from the Saibamen...I think Saibamen are just naturally kamikaze devices.Kami was seen to prepare to use it against Garlic Jr tho.
>>41536880>I am unreasonably offended, and am implying things!Swords!Are you trying to ruse me? Youre not AngryAnon!You use periods!
>>41536880...We don't have any other universes to compare our math too tho. Least not out of anything thats theoretical. Unless...I've been lied to about dimensional travel!
>>41536903We need to have a super form to fight the swords or we're all doomed! SUPER FORM
>>41536406Oh I want to play this game!>Kaioken x100>Unlocked Potential>Villainous Mode>Some form of energy drain>Android implants>Fusion>Group Strategy and Teamwork>Other techniques that are useful regardless of level like Solar Flare and Destructo Disk
>>41536924Oi you trying to steal my fucking gig you wanker?!
>>41536927Well if we don't wanna surgically alter ourselves, power armor is a way to go. It would be like android upgrades, just on the outside of our body.
>>41536938Tools would also be good to increase our fighting potential.tools like swords.
>>41536889He definitely did, anon.
>>41536932You wat m8? Ill blast your fookin head in. Ill send you to the next dimension, I swear on me mum.
>>41536957I want a sword made out of Katchin. Unbreakable sword black wooh!
>>41536759Shenron isn't a monkey's paw, he has a mind and a conscience.>>41536779You will probably be able to fight in a Tag Tournament.>>41536866Crane School students are quite adept at ki and learning new techniques. Tien's already figured out the Kamehameha and Geist Magnum.
>>41536974Black Unbreakable Sword*Didn't realize I was a drunk person.
>>41536974>>41536991You also didn't realize that katchin is not unbreakable.http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Katchin>In Dragon Ball Online, it is mentioned that the Groundbreaking Science article "Katchin Can Be Cut!" has an immense influence in the birth of the Swordsman class in the game.
>>41536990So will it be more difficult for us or Trip to learn the tri-beam?We should get a list going for all the techniques from the Crane School we wanna learn.
>>41536990>Tien's already figured out the Kamehameha and Geist Magnum.Impressive.Hey he needs to pay for tho- ah its okay. Helped save us all from DKP after all.
>>41536889As stated by the wiki under Techniques,Mimicry – Both Chiaotzu and Tien Shinhan have shown the ability to copy moves after seeing them only once. Tien states this after using his Kamehameha after copying it from Yamcha. Chiaotzu uses it to copy the Saibaman Bomb and used it on Nappa.
>>41537014Not how it works, He has to teach us two things now!
>>41537019Huh. Interesting. Lets make sure he doesn't learn it in this time line.
What are Shenron's limits? Could we wish for Super Saiyan for Goku? Could Maple wish she was as strong as a Super Saiyan?
>>41537008Well. As far as metals go in this universe, and until Gohan writes Ground Breaking Science it is the densest material we have in this universe.
>>41537045Only things as strong as it's maker
>>41537045Probably. Isn't that how you get it in Dragonball online?
>>41537009It'd be more difficult for you than for Trip, but you'd be able to learn it quicker than most other fighters.>>41537014Not exactly that difficult, though he might be willing to train with you some time.>>41537045Currently Shenron doesn't have the ability to unlock such skills, though he might be able to increase your power slightly if you wished for it. By about a Kami.
>>41537102I'd rather wish to unlock the potential power of all the good people on Earth, but that probably won't happen until after Dende (if we make him Kami) is guardian.
>>41536904Mathematics does not presume the existence of the universe.To create an apple pie, you must first create the universe.The same is not true of mathematics.From a list of however many axioms (less than 30), all of known mathematics springs forth.That is, by the way, EXTREMELY impressive compression. All of known mathematics would fill Terabytes. The list of axioms and their definitions fits in 10 Megabytes.That is compression of the order of magnitude of a billion to one.And it unpacks in finite time, too - The sum total of all brainpower put into mathematics to date is large, but fininte.You could construct all of known mathematics from a bunch of floppy discs, and a hypothetical ideal sentient object to process them.The mininum amount of bits / states / joules of energy needed for sentience is an ongoing unsolved problem.But, noting that "generate all programs of length less than 1 Terabyte and assign computing power to each evenly", while making everything you calculate take 2^(2^40) times as long, will contain at least 1 sentient program that can understand ZF set theory, and thereby generate all of known mathematics in finite (fucking enormous, but still finite) time.Kind of amazing, that.Mind you, "Generate all programs of finite length" is the classic infinite monkey typewriter problem, can be defined in 6 fucking opcodes, and will produce all possible simulations, ergo all possible universes, thus all possible ideas.It will bury them in garbage.So the real question of "How little storage space do you need to generate the known universe?" is technically "less than 6 bytes, but it has a whole shitload of junk data".The question of SORTING the junk data is thus far an open ended question, and it is currently unknown whether the junk data will eventually sort itself in a noticable way.
>>41537122Come for the Tuffle questin' stay for the math lesson. Thank you Mathanon.
>>41536571>And good lord that'll backfire, if Maple can read 4chan. She'll probably spend her time shitposting on /b/ instead of training, and whenever options involving Lapis show up, Maple seems to stop paying attention to the world around her, and there's always someone CONSTANTLY SAMEFAGGING for lewds of Lapis. Or something like that.>Lapis>Not GokuBesides /b/ would probably just start spamming that Steven Universe character instead.Wait, have we actually hit puberty as Maple yet?
>>41535400>benevolently.Yo, that's what we're all about!
>>41537241>have we actually hit puberty as Maple yet?Not yet i think? I think in one or two more years puberty'll kick in
>>41535879>a tag-team TournamentOhmygod, this is the GREATEST!
>>41537278Tuffle puberty is weird.Imagine Raichi trying to give us the sex talk.
>>41537286Your welcome anon, I asked for that just for the person who asked for it last thread. Because I support good ideas. Like swords
>>41537287>"you will then be impregnated by Acer over and over until we have enough tuffles for a second generation, at which point some of the offspring will be harvested for genetic code uniquities to reduce the inbreeding coefficients for the third generation"
I wonder if, far in the future, kato will host a special multiverse tournament tuffle quest. Maple's universe competing against the other universes. Now that i cannot wait for, it sounds exciting.
>>41537317>Maple revolts by going off and marrying a Saiyan instead>(Saiyan) appears as biker-thug with slick back hair, leather jacket and a pair of scouter shades>Acer meanwhile goes off with a human waifu because Dad is waaay into incest. Like he read Flowers in the Attic and thought it was a good idea.
>>41537122>>41537148I thank you for this, anon.>>41537241>>41537278...wait until you're 13. Please don't make me write any more about this right now.>>41537287>>41537317anon no>>41537286>>41537301It's a fun idea, and might make for some interesting matchups. Note that Goku will still be training with Kami.>>41537332We'll have to see about that one.
>>41537332Canon Goku would be super impressed with how strong Tuffle Goku is. Meanwhile the two are wondering why GT Goku is a kid again. Then we have a three way fight between SSJ God SS Goku, SS4 Goku and Ultimate Goku (In my head our Goku is the one who gets his full potential unlocked by Old Kai. Just so we have a different Goku who doesn't rely on transforming)
>>41537241Puberty isn't a single monumental event.Elements of sexual development happen from the moment the fetus grows gonads until menopause.For instance, first self-stimulation, first non-familial attraction, and first awareness of how babby is formed, are not unusual to happen before age 6.Genesis of first sexual fetish, at least according to damn near everyone on /v/, occurs by age 9. You can determine whether a child is going to be gay or straight by age 9 too, usually.First menses, that's ... 11, right?Lowering of the balls and first semen-containing ejaculate, I do not know. But it wouldn't surprise me if that's by 11 too.From there, a male's testosterone levels increase, a girl's estrogen levels increase, breasts develop, beards develop, libido increases.First at a rapid pace, and it continues until age 14-20, depending on person.Age of Peak Fertility is about 13 for girls, though note that that is NOT age of Peak responsibility to be the caregiver of another very helpless and dependant human being.The potential for using 13 year old girls as rapid breeding devices is not necessary when the value of a human in today's society is less "Warm body" and more "Responsible operator of cars, computers, and machinery".By age 12, if Maple was a normal human, she'd have her first boyfriend (or girlfriend), have developed sexual preferences, be starting her growth spurt, and have breast development initiated. Unlikely to have first sex, I think about 87% of female 12 year olds are virgins.But my god, she'd be in the "Looking up porn on the family computer and totally denying it" stage by now.(Pornsearching tends to start at 10 in both sexes)
>>41537385>>41537372>>41537394>>41537407>>41537416Goku on motorcycles!
>All these pictures of Goku on motorcycles>Goku has never actually once driven a motorcycle.
>>41537501Toriyama just likes putting his characters on motorcycles I guess. He lets Bulma do it.
>>41537379It's amazing how many philosophical problems about "why do things exist?" vanish when you realise that junk data generates every possible universe (including ours).Doesn't stop the fact that "How the fuck does junk data exist outside of a universe in which to contain it?", but so long as SOMETHING exists, it's far more likely to be junk data than the christian god or hindu pantheon.At least assuming all possible "Gods" are equally possible and that there is no particular bias towards any of them existing.Like random data being more likely to make a missingno sprite than a star and crescent.An interesting effect of this argument is that TrueRandom(0,1) and deterministic calculations can generate the known universe.That includes your thoughts, your beliefs, your willpower. Hell, an evolutionary biologist can TELL you why you have sentience - it makes you really fucking good at gaining nutrition and reproducing. And also why your sentience has limits - you're ALREADY evolved to adapt to your environment already, so you don't need sentience to e.g. decide to avoid drowning.It has its limits (as does anything evolution makes, being blind and stupid and fond of local maximums), such as depression and obesity being surprisingly common. But oh well."Free" will doesn't exist.Will exists. Your ability to make decisions based on how you feel, what you know, and what you wanna do, exists.But that's constrained by things out of your control.At least that's the way I see it.
>>41537379>Please don't make me write any more about this right now.Calling it now, lesbian mom was sexually abused when younger.Did you know that abused children are more likely to become gay?
>>41537524...Ok, but you don't need to bring it up. Bad form anon. I bet you have some form of aspergers because you don't know how to keep shit to yourself.
>>41537524I thought being gay was a birth thing?
>>41537524I bet your mother drank when she had you, because god damn son you have no social filter
>>41537546Yeah, that's like bringing up Chuckles's dead wife and son.
>>41537512According to >>41537385, he's driven at least 34 of them.
>>41537566Fuck. Now I'm just sad. This is why we can't have nice things.
>>41537556>I thought being gay was a birth thing?Human sexuality is malleable.The "center", or range of possible development, of your sexuality is (so far as I know) fixed.But there is a degree to which you can change. Quite a large degree, in fact - which is why human beings have people who fantasise about My Little Pony or robots or anthromorphic fighter jets or tiles.It's been shown in chimpanzees that monkeys who are isolated from all other monkeys will not learn proper sexual behaviour - they will get aroused at random times.I assume the same is true in humans.That is: The child's malleable sexuality learns from its peers and its parents.If the home life is secure, the child tends to gravitate into sexuality that makes babbies. This isn't too surprising, since a secure home life that has a child in it has already MADE a baby.If the home life is disasterous, then the sexuality will wander further from its initial point.Likewise, social outcasts are more likely to have "extremist" fetishes than the 'normies', though your home life has a FAR greater effect on your emotional development.Amusingly, children of gay parents are far more likely to experience a shitty childhood. Though there are a number of factors in that, of which "gay parent" is not the only one. Gay parents who have many sexual partners while the child is being raised end up creating more of a clusterfuck than monogamous gay parents, who are (and raise your hands if you're not surprised by this) completely on par with adoptive parents.
>>41537352You did that on purpose, didn't ya' anon?>>41537372>>41537385>>41537394>>41537407>>41537416>>41537431>>41537450Damn do I ever love how Toriyama draws his vehicles, though.>>41537386Fffffor the purposes of the Quest, just going to point out that Super Saiyan 4 and "Ultimate"/Elder Kai's Unlocking Potential have about the same boost. Super Saiyan God and Super Cyan are on several leagues above either of those.>>41537409Well, looks like I didn't have to say anything at all....please try to behave, anons.>>41537524Oh for the love of... no. No.Bad.Sit in the corner.>>41537517Truly fascinating concepts.>>41537606We're done with this topic now.Everybody talk about who you want to help learn the Kaio-ken first.
>>41537606>That is: The child's malleable sexuality learns from its peers and its parents.Like Goku and Motorcycles!
>>41537565I do not worry about things that may potentially hurt m'lady's feels on the interwebs.But good work getting offended on her behalf.>>41537566Damn son that's heavy.Does he have any surviving children?Was the death of the wife and son caused by one of his own accidents, or other causes?Regardless, his libido seems healthy so I'm glad he's not taking it too hard.>>41537624I do not care what topics offend you, Kato. And I will sit in the middle of my room.
>>41537639>Was the death of the wife and son caused by one of his own accidents, or other causes?I'm pretty sure they got run over by a motorcycle gang.
>>41537650Well shit sucks, but at least Chuckles doesn't need to worry about divorce.I dunno. If I were in his position though I'd probably prefer my wife and son be alive, tbh. But the dark cloud has a silver lining.
>>41537639Obvious baitEither that or legitimate retard who should go to bed
>>41537624Tie between Tien and Yamcha.Uh then Brobro. Then Chi-Chi.Then whatever order seems best for the rest.
>>41537624Kaioken sounds like it'd be easier to teach to Tien or Chi-Chi, but Yamcha seems like he could use a boost in terms of morale and power right now.
>>41537624I dunno, wouldn't SS4 have the strength and power of the Great Ape as well as the speed and control? I think there's a bit more power there than the mystic thingy.
>>41536177>I just find it strange how nobody spends their time preparing their innawoods bug out capsule with 20,000 guns and 800,000 ammos or whateverLaunch had that.
>>41537624Isn't it obvious? We teach the kaio ken to kami and shenron. Extreme wishiiiiing!
>>41537734>Garlic Jr gets the dragonballs>Shenron is summoned¨Your wish will be...KAIOKEN!¨ Kaio-what?>Garlic Jr gets blasted away
>>41537730Just wait 'til she gets her hands on a Tuffle nanogun that uses Ki! It'll be a thing of beauty, that it will!
>>41537722Yamcha just needs to go to the North Pole to deal with the darkness in his soul that's been there ever since his friend got stabbed fatally.
>>41537692Reminds me of twitch.tv .People there get upset and start calling "troll" if you do not intentionally avoid hurting the sensitive's feelings, and will ban you for hurting said feelings. Even if the feelings are hurt by completely innocent or good things, such as discrimination.That place is such an anti-racist hugbox that they don't even believe you're genuine when you express racism, and will literally ban you, because they believe racism to have literally 0 positive qualities. It's quite extremist.That said, it's not just a /pol/ thing, since you can be banned for other innocent stuff like laughing at the streamers' chokes or getting hype for their inevitable crash and burn trainwreck.I think the problem is that they assume "Person A and Person B are talking. Person B says something. Person A gets hurt feels. It is automatically Person B's fault, and he/she is the agent that has caused the hurt feelings. It is thus appropriate for Person A to retaliate against Person B".They literally never assume "Person A is irrational and overreacting, and it is Person A's fault for being so easily offended. Person A has caused his own hurt feelings, and should NOT take out his hurt feelings on others (e.g. Person B)."At least on 4chan you can't be banned for ignoring people's irrational and overly sensitive feelings.It's kind of strange though that censorship extremists that deny the existence of over-sensitivity tend to gravitate to pro-diversity, anti-discrimination extremism.You'd think such naturally "take my hurt feelings out on others, us vs. them mentality" types would be MORE likely to be racist and sexist.I don't understand it, to be honest.If anyone can tell me why censorship extremists that defend over-sensitivity tend to be more pro-diveristy and anti-discrimination, I'd like to know.And don't say "Jews". Not everything is the fucking jews.
>>41537814Shhh. Go bed.
>>41537624Popo needs kaio ken for maximum overkill
>>41537814Anon, stop sperging out. You'll feel better and you'll have more time to dedicate to other activities.
>>41537842Popo is a djinn. A magical being. Could he handle doubling his Ki?
>>41537867If anyone could, a djinn could.
>>41537863Nonsense, I'm enjoying my ass burgers.
What we should get Goku for his birthday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2tKc8_7jB4
Anyways Tuffle's might not even get their sex drive til they're like 16 or older even, It's Kato's decision in the end guys, Hell Maple might not even have a Libido since she was created not born.
>>41538043Tfw no belly buttons for usWe will never have a belly button ring
>>41538053Tbh those always look pretty damn stupid mate, Also don't think Maple is one for getting things pierced.
>>41538075I'm not your mate, buddyAnyways thats a matter of opinion. I'm not into them either, but still.
>>41538087It's a phrase, Sorry picked it up while in UK and can't stop using it.
>>41538075>Also don't think Maple is one for getting things pierced.YES! This is something we can get irrationally offended about!I believe that Maple loves body piercings, and am deeply offended that you disagree with me.
>>41538087I'm not your buddy, guy
>>41538222Eh maybe, Maybe not, Personally prefer not having any tbh.
Mom can I come live with you and other mom for a while so I cn maybe experience what it's like to have Internet that actually works?
>>41538282Yo Eail SWQ today?
Why is everyone calling her Mom now?
>>41538284If my internet stops shitting itself maybe. I've been down since this thread started just now using my phone
>>41538301Fuck if i know.>>41538314Kay will hope your internet starts working soon then.
>>41538301>>41538323So newfolks will stop thinking she's a dude?
>>41538457People read these threads without going through the rest of them first?
>>41538466If they do they are bloody retarded.
>>41538466>>41538479In summary, yes. Some people do.
>>41537566Apparently I'm just on a descent into just being Max Rocketinski now
>>41538301because of a few comments she makes>"No anon, bad. Go sit in the corner.">"Not until you're older!" That and I'm pretty sure she's older than chuckles and eail, so she's the QM mom
>>41538556well she's married, so I doubt that she's a cake >>41537814>>>/pol/
>>41538568>well she's married, so I doubt that she's a cakeSo you're saying she's a Milf?
>>41538568I find /pol/ a bit strange.While twitch.tv are anti-racist exremists, /pol/ is a bit in the opposite direction and are pro-racist extremists.Is it honestly that rare to find a place that views racism as having positive and negative traits, both of which deserve to be discussed, rather than hugboxing over it?
>>41538647Racism does not have positive traits, so go riight fucking back to your pol containment.
>>41538659I see that you are being antagonistic!That is fun.I also believe you are a silly pencil-necked casual neckbeared erping that guy minmaxing unoptimised timmy spike ultramarines FATAL, and am glad you are securely contained on /tg/.
>>41538551I'm 19 and the youngest
>>41538827How olds Chuckles and Kato? also your internet workin now?
>>41538827You are now a lesbian mom too.But you're a cool lesbian mom, like freddy mercury, or dio brando.
>>41538850im 19 too, Kato is 53
>>41539084Chuckles you aren't cool enough to be a lesbian momYou get to be a regular mom
>>41539097go to your roomand you can only come out when you think about your shitposting and why its bad
>>41539356But chuckles I share a room with you
>>41539084making a mspaint edit of thishoping we don't 404 before its done
>>41539366mrs chuckles stop shitposting>>41539435I don't know what I expected but I hope Kato uses this
>>41539455Sorry hon, shitposting is Chuckles' fetish, and I can't leave my man unsatisfied.
>>41539455My art skills are superior to all else