Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41353334/Char sheet:http://pastebin.com/fFJL7w09Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHeadMasterTGThe red that the other three called Rev looks like all of his confidence and bravado just deflated out of him as his shoulders slump forward and he stops smiling."You know, the ragtags" He says forcing a laugh as the fat one shakes his head with a hand on his forehead, and the one hanging above me sighs heavily, the girl just stands there, holding her hips and looking proud "We're kind of a big...okay even I can't bullshit that hard, um how do I put this""We're shit tier" The fat one says shrugging "No use hiding it, lowest of the low""Dirtiest of the dirty" the skinny one hanging above me says swinging back and forth from his legs"Yes indeed" The red head says nodding, smiling again with the two others "Ain't no one as lowdown scummy as we, our little family right here, so I'll ask again, what's a cute girl like you and the Frankenstein's monster doing on our front lawn?"I don't say anything, I'm a bit confused as to what's going on, did...did I just walk into a gang's home turf carrying all my ill gotten gains, and judging from how they're acting, and the fact that blond girl turned her arm into a unknown but no doubt bad for me green liquid, a gang made out of supers no less."WELL COME ON SPEAK UP, it's rude to ignore people talking to you, you know" The red head says angrily"Well um...well you see we're just walking around a bit, trying to get some fresh air" I say forcing a smile "nothing else""Yeah, just needed to clear our heads a bit is all" Moriarty says pushing me behind him, looking a tad nervous."SO, we'll just get out of you hair now, have a wonderful night, we just need to get anywhere but here" I smiling as I turn around only for the lanky one to drop down infront of me, smiling widely as he gets far to close for comfort.cont
>>41396768"Aw, what you two on a date or something" He laughs as he looks at Moriarty who just glares back at him "Oh he looks like he could be your daddy, how scandalous'"Maybe they're supers" The fat one says angrily"Would explain why they took the trouble to come down to this shit hole""Do you think their after Rev?" The girl says with a voice equal parts fear and murderous intent"Cemi, calm down" Rev says sternly "No one knows what I've done, and if these two did, we'd all ready be beating the shit out of eachother, no, I think they're looking for a place to lie low, why else would they be carrying all those bags""Maybe they have a summer home down here or something" The lanky one says "Oh are those contacts, you a cosplayer or something""Well if she is, the con is in the other direction" Rev says "but judging from how she looks like she's about to pass out, have a heart attack, or both, I'd say no, so calm cutie, what you doing in our neck of the woods, with all that I assume to be loot?"What do I say? None of your businessumm, Family troubles Robbed a bank, heard this place had powerGoing on a walk, I just told you Wait, what did you do that's got her all scared of someone looking for you? Oh you know, wanted to have a picnic with my friend here and this place just looked like the most wonderful spot we could possibly find. Can you please not stand so close to me, you smell terrible. It's rude not to give your names to someone you just met, you know Do you know who I am? I'm Emily Smiles, if you lay a finger on me my mother will. I'M MODIFIER, AND I AM HERE TO JOIN YOUR...prestigious? TROUPE OF SCUM BAGS  Actually she's right, I did come here to bring you to justice, Names Modifier..... write in
>>41396768Also I archived early to avoid misarchiving
>>41396779> Oh you know, wanted to have a picnic with my friend here and this place just looked like the most wonderful spot we could possibly find.
>>41396779> Oh you know, wanted to have a picnic with my friend here and this place just looked like the most wonderful spot we could possibly find.> It's rude not to give your names to someone you just met, you know> Wait, what did you do that's got her all scared of someone looking for you?
>>41396779>Going on a walk, I just told you
>>41396779>"Actually, we're looking for a place out of the country. Long story short, rich parents are absolute fucking assholes to everyone including their kids, so I robbed my mom's private bank. Wanna skip the country with us? Could use some backup."
>>41396779> It's rude not to give your names to someone you just met, you know> Do you know who I am? I'm Emily Smiles, if you lay a finger on me my mother will.
>>41396779>Did a thing don't bother us.>>41396796Probably wise.
>>41396796>>41396986At least LL fixed it.
>>41396779> It's rude not to give your names to someone you just met, you know> Can you please not stand so close to me, you smell terrible.> Can you please not stand so close to me, you smell terrible.
>>41396779> It's rude not to give your names to someone you just met, you know>I'm actually recruiting and you look like some fine minions if i do say so!
>>41396779>>41397086Whoops, meant to be > Oh you know, wanted to have a picnic with my friend here and this place just looked like the most wonderful spot we could possibly find.at the end
>>41396779> It's rude not to give your names to someone you just met, you know>umm, Family troubles
"Oh you know, wanted to go on a picnic with my friend here" I say smirking slightly despite myself as I turn back to face the Rev fellow "And this placed just looked like the most wonderful spot we could possibly find, so we thought we drop by for a little while and enjoy the sunset".Rev chuckles, and clambers down off from the train car, brushing dust off of his coat as he does so."Oh well, it's much lovelier in the spring" He says wistfully, before he shrugs "At least I think so""Oh I can imagine" Moriarty sighs looking around."It's much worse in the summer" the fat one groans"That's only because you're fat, we've been over this" Rev says flatly"Hey, the ladies love me, and who am I too ration myself out, hmm" The fat one chuckles"I don't want any of you" I say before I realize I'm thinking outloud.All four of them turn towards me, and the three men start to laugh, followed by the girl, forcing a half hearted one."Ahaha, man, that...that was cold" Rev says sneeing."Sorry" I say lazily as I take a step towards the red head, who I think is the leader of this little gang "Also, you know it's rude to not at least introduce yourselves, I mean we just met and all""And why'd we tell you are real names, we just met" Rev says laughing "secret identities and all that, but if you need something to call me, Revenant, used to go by reverand but then...yeah""Monkey" The lanky fellow says stretching"Tubs" The fat one says coolly "used to go by lard ass, but I grew I spine""Chemical" The girl says cheerfully "don't call me cemi, only he's allowed to do that""So!" Reverant shouts clapping his hands together "We've introduced ourselves like a bunch of kids playing pretend, what's your names pops?""I don't have one" Moriarty says "Don't have any powers""Really, well fuck me blind" Rev laughs before he walks closer to me, before Moriarty gets in his way "So what do you call yourself little thing?"cont
>>41396779> Oh you know, wanted to have a picnic with my friend here and this place just looked like the most wonderful spot we could possibly find.> Can you please not stand so close to me, you smell terrible.
>>41397179"Um, Modifier I think" I say shrugging "But I'm probably going to change it to something less...clunky later on""Right on right on" Monkey says "No need to tie yourself down to one name""Better than mine at least" Tubs saysNo one says anything for the next few seconds, just standing there awkwardly as the tension that was previously had us in a choke hold subsides slightly."Sooooo" Revenant says scratching the back of his head awkwardly "now that we're introduced, we should do something besides freezing our balls off out here, we have beer if you two want to stick around for a couple of hours"Moriarty turns back to me, asking me what we should do with his eyes.What do I say? I could really go for one Actually could we stay the night, we're kind of a hot product right now. So we aren't going to fight like in the comics?So why was she worried about you earlier? come we need to build some trust if you expect us to stick aroundthanks but no thankswhy the change in name? write in
>>41397310> I could really go for one> Actually could we stay the night, we're kind of a hot product right now.>why the change in name?
>>41397310> I could really go for one> Actually could we stay the night, we're kind of a hot product right now.
>>41397310>So why was she worried about you earlier? come we need to build some trust if you expect us to stick around
>>41397310> Actually could we stay the night, we're kind of a hot product right now.
>>41397310> Actually could we stay the night, we're kind of a hot product right now.>So why was she worried about you earlier?
>>41396997Kinda uncommon. I am somewhat disappointed that the bad decisions tag got removed as its factually accurate but then again its worth it just to spite the misarchievefag.
If we make reality our bitch, couldn't we amp the fuck out of ourselves by willing more completely pure ultra into our body? Hell, we could probably give mory some powers like that.
>>41397557We'd need to know how to make it first. Which we don't know yet.
>>41397557No no no. Making someone a god is a terrible thing to do, didn't you read the last thread?
>>41397576Listen to this anon.
>>41397576I thought he meant making us more godlike, not giving ultra away to someone else.
>>41397565Huh, we need to know the specifics of stuff we make?
>>41397576Gods can't die from a well placed sniper bullet.>>41397611he did anon is just being salty. CaCl(2) variety.>>41397612Yeah, hence why we can't make money yet. Need a mind's eye to make it.
"To be honest I could really go for one" I say a bit relieved that this went as well as it did.Revenant smiles and nods, and the other three start walking towards the train station. Moriarty shrugs and we walk a bit faster to catch up with them."Actually" I say as we get up the front of the stations doors, two trains being used as makeshift walls on the tracks "Do you mind if we stay the night, we're kind of a hot product right now""She isn't lying" Moriarty says with a grunt as he lifts the duffel bags up a bit "Got at least a runner on our tails""Ooh a runner" Rev says as he opens up the faded blue metal door with a creak not to unlike someone dragging their nails across a chalk board "How scaaary, but yeah, feel free to hang around the night, we have more than enough room for fellow vagabonds and criminals""Actually we're not....wow" I say as I manage to climb up the stairs after Moriarty, and see their hideout I guess.Various Christmas lights hang from the rafters, which have been converted to a second floor by what looks to be scrap metal. theirs a large tarp covering the gap between the two trains, under which what looks like a fire pit lays. In front of me are three large couches, two fridges, a coffee table, and what looks like a flatscreen tv looking very out of place in a circle. In the offices I can see what look like posters, maybe some of them sleep there? And then in the far end of this half of it, I see what looks like a little memorial.What do I do? get beer, drink search a specific area Ask someone about something here find a place to fall asleep do you guys have cable? Wait is that a Megabox?Wow this is a lot nicer than I was expecting so what do you guys do? write in
>>41397600>>41397611I was being sarcastic about all the mommy issues fags in the last thread going "How dare she set us up with superpowers, high end gear and a job. Our mom should just let us suck money off her as a parasitic neet.
>>41397639> find a place to fall asleep
>>41397639> get beer, drink> Wait is that a Megabox?>Wow this is a lot nicer than I was expecting> so what do you guys do?
>>41397639> so what do you guys do?
>>41397639> get beer, drink>Wow this is a lot nicer than I was expecting> so what do you guys do?
>>41397648Can we not start this again? Please?
>>41397612Well power upgrades for it are basically just learning how to use itSo say you're in a fight with Iron man expy #69, and you turn his armor into to say tinyou'd be able to unlock the alchemist upgrade next time you "power up "a bit
>>41397639We should offer to spruce it up a bit more, turn that scrap metal into something sturdier and more seamless, etc.
>>41397639> get beer, drink> Wait is that a Megabox?> so what do you guys do?
>>41397639> do you guys have cable?> Wait is that a Megabox?>Wow this is a lot nicer than I was expecting
>>41397685It will stop when anons stop making retarded decisions. So never.
>>41397639>"Actually we're not>Lying to ourself
>>41397687Do we look like Miku? Because I am probably going to assume we do at last somewhat unless the OP pic changes.I guess we could also be Luka.
>>41397687Our name in the pastebin says Emily Miller.
>>41397700I'd say don't waste your time on it and try to focus on convincing them before the mistake is made, at least that could help.
>>41397879>and try to focus on convincing them before the mistake is madeTrying to reason with the unreasonable is not a fruitful endeavor.
"Wow" I repeat as I stand around, feeling a bit awestruck at all this being in such a crap hole like this "this is a lot nicer than I was expecting""Same thing everyone says when they first see it" Monkey says shrugging "Except psycho"The Chemicle girl glares at him as she walks by him and runs off to join Revenant by one of the fridges.I shrug and follow her, sitting down on one of the couches with my hands in my lap. I don't actually drink beer so this is kind of making me nervous but hey why not dig myself a deeper hole today."Well I hope you like cheap mexican beer" Rev says as he turns around, handing me a bottle before he sits down on the center of the middle couch "Because it's all we have right now...hey Tubs, go one a beer run for us, okay?""Why do I have to get the beer?" Tubs sighs"Because monkey went last time, and stop complaining, you could use the excersize anyways" Revenant says sternly as the fat man walks off, wiping his pencil thin mustache.Chemical sits down next to him and proceeds to hug his free arm."So what do you guys actually do?" I say as I put my thumb on the cap and will it away...to somewhere, maybe nowhere ."Oh you know, robbery" He says shrugging"Petty theft" Monkey say laying on the left side couch"You know actually really anything to keep us fed and entertained, like we held up a burger joint a few days ago for tubs" He says laughing"Seems like you go after to more boring kind of game am i right?" Moriarty asks"No three weeks back we were robbing banks but" Revenant says as he takes a long drink of his beer, I take a sip of mine and nearly gag "well we don't any more, okay?"I nod and try to drink more of my beer, with out spitting it right back out.What do I do? talk about something else try and get some sleep keep drinking 1d20 make the beer taste better  Someone die?ask something write in
>>41397944> make the beer taste better
>>41397732I gave a description in thread 1But you can always use your powers to change your hair to look like either of them
>>41397944> make the beer taste better > Someone die?
>>41397944> make the beer taste better> Someone die?
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41397944> make the beer taste better>ask something (Well, if you're ever up for it i could go for a bank robbery sometime)
>>41397944> make the beer taste better and reduce the alcohol. > Someone die?
Yeah I can't drink this without spicing it up a bit, I take another sip and think about chocolate and wouldn't you know it, it now tastes like chocolate, I smile and keep drinking. I pull it from my lips reluctantly and sigh."So what?" I ask as I lean into the couch, slouching slightly "did someone die?""Yes" Revenant says, sounding much less abrasive, and more..human? I guess "My best friend did, the previous leader of our little family, Jace, maybe you heard about it, called himself the purple smog, well he decided to fight a hero green around the ears, and...you can guess how it went""I saw how it went" Moriarty says Revenant glares at him, as does Monkey, Chemical doesn't seem to notice what's going on."What I did, I watch the news and read comics" he says shrugging as he takes another drink of his beer "Bonesplitter right, the freak who made his bones grow out and crap""Yeah" Revenant says coldly "that's the one""Heard he was crippled a week after that" Moriarty says looking straight at the red head"Yes, I heard that to" Revenant says smiling "Why you even asking anyways?""Just curious is all" I say "Right, just try not to talk about it too much okay?" he says as he turns towards the TV looking much angrier than before.What do I do? sleep till morning Ask him about his friend some more ask if I could join SO you didn't kill bonesplitter, even though you had a chance to? Get more beer Wanna see a magic trick?Want to rob another bank?I'm sorry for your loss write in
>>41398276> SO you didn't kill bonesplitter, even though you had a chance to?>Want to rob another bank?
>>41398276>I'm sorry for your loss>Want to rob another bank someday?> ask if I could join (if so at a position fitting for our power which is either leader or second in command)
>>41398276> SO you didn't kill bonesplitter, even though you had a chance to?>Want to rob another bank?If he says no> Wanna see a magic trick?
>>41398276>I'm sorry for your loss> Wanna see a magic trick?
>>41398276> ...wanna see a magic trick?>Make your head inflate like a balloon.
>>41398276> SO you didn't kill bonesplitter, even though you had a chance to?> Wanna see a magic trick?
Yo, HM, is Shifter taken as a Super name?
>>41398276>I'm sorry for your loss> SO you didn't kill bonesplitter, even though you had a chance to?
>>41398276> SO you didn't kill bonesplitter, even though you had a chance to?
>>41398383Currently yes, by a displacer on Overwatch
>>41398383Sovereign was the best name i can remember being mentioned last thread. The rest were meh.Shifter is equally meh.
"SO you didn't kill bonesplitter even though you had the chance to?" I ask taking another sip of my almost empty beer"Yeah, well it was an accident, just like he did with Jace" He says emotionlessly, staring ahead dead in the eyes as he covers his mouth with both hands "I tried to shove him away when he found me, begging for forgiveness and...I broke his spine like a twig, look, just stop talking about all of this okay, it's starting to piss me off""Oh well, do you want to see a magic trick?" I ask nervously.He tilts his head and stares at me, before he shakes his head, no. I nod and go back to drinking my beer, as my head starts getting a little fuzzy, not sure if I'm just tired or if it's the beer.I yawn, and curl up on the couch, clutching my bottle, exhausted....I wake up to Moriarty's snoring.I look around and stretch, I can't see any of our hosts around, except for Revenant, who's standing still, staring at the ceiling, two beers held in his hand as he slowly wobbles back and forth.What do I do? go up to talk to him try to find the bathroom Make sure the money is still here Wait for the others to wake up Leave with Moriartyuse powers write in
>>41398420Unless we can create some metaphysical (or whatever) barrier that prevents outside forces from acting on us unless we will it, not gonna work.
>>41398542> Make sure the money is still here
>>41398542>Check on the money.
>>41398542> Make sure the money is still here> Leave with Moriarty
>>41398542> Leave with Moriarty
>>41398546I don't see your point at all.
>>41398542 try to find the bathroom Make sure the money is still here
>>41398542> Make sure the money is still here>use powersPissing is for plebs.
>>41398590>Unable to have any force act upon it without consent>I am obedient to none but myself>Sovereign.
>>41398542> Make sure the money is still hereWhy voting to leave soon, just curious?
>>41398687They want to go crawling back to mom.
Wait, what if they took the money. I look around quickly and sigh in relief when I see the four duffle bags untouched under Moriarty's arms. Well, you know I was actually expecting them to take it, from what they said early, maybe they're not so scummy as they said.I shrug, Well it's not like I'm going to spend any time around here anymore anyways, After all I only asked if we could stay a night. I shake Moriarty's shoulder.His eyes shoot open and he looks down at me, a bit annoyed."Can't I sleep a few more hours?" He yawns rubbing his eyes"You can sleep later, besides I don't want to overstay our welcome, come on" I say standing up.Moriarty stands up reluctantly, grumbling as he cracks his neck, and we slowly and quietly walk over to the door, and out of the station.I shiver and rub my arms as I walk into the cold morning air, as snow slowly begins to fall around me, I really should've brought a coat with...wait. I think warm for a second and sigh as every part of me feels pleasantly warm.What do I do? Try to find somewhere else to stayGet some breakfast Wander around town look for a hero 1d20 look for a villain 1d20 Turn in Revenant,Go somewhere you know in the city Put back on the costume use powers write in
>>41398773> Try to find somewhere else to stayFind/make a bunker.
>>41398773Who was revenant?
>>41398773> Try to find somewhere else to stay>Find some House in the suburbs and break in
>>41398773> Put back on the costume> Try to find somewhere else to stayThen>Get some breakfast>>41398799This works aswell
>>41398773> Try to find somewhere else to stay>>41398811The leader of the hobo supers who crippled a greenie.
>>41398773> Turn in Revenant,
>>41398773> Try to find somewhere else to stay
>>41398773> Put back on the costume> Wander around town> Try to find somewhere else to stay (will there be a separate vote for where?)
>>41398799I back it
>>41398799Seconding this, we can fix it up ourselves and then maybe invite them into our Sovereign (heh) territory
>>41398862Fuck, you convinced me anonBacking it too
"So are we going to rob another bank today, or you know stash this money somewhere?" Moriarty asks with another yawn.He rubs his eyes as I look around the the surroundings, most of the buildings here are a lot shorter than the ones around my old home, more rundown looking to or just a bit less new looking.I sigh and look into the air for a second, before I begin to breath out some of that purple smoke into the air, watching it rise up and make a small cloud from the wisp of it leaving my lips. I stare at the cloud of fog I made and think there. a second later I'm in the air. float, I think and I stop falling at the edge of the cloud. I stand up and look around.I can see a good chunk of the city, but I don't see anything I'd really want, until I see, at the edge of town, on one of the distant hills, what looks like an old bunker of some sorts. Maybe we could live there?"You see any five star hotels up there Em?" Moriarty asks"No but I do see some place we could check out" I say smiling "Er...think you could take a cab there""Yeah, yeah, just tell me where it is, and I'm guessing you can get there on your own right?" He asks "Also wait there and don't do anything stupid""Yeah, it's a bunker on the hills outside of the city' I say "you know it""Yeah, I think I know where you're talking about, probably been abandoned since that invasion a couple of decades ago" He says "probably still has power"I smile and blow out more of my fog, and stick my hand in it. Move, I command, a second later I'm rushing through the air as the ball of smoke drags me through. For once I'm thankful I didn't have any breakfast....I drop down outside of the bunker and sit down on the dead grey grass outside of it, and stare out and the city and its bay, as I can hear crashes and see some lazers fire into the air. I start to feel worried, but I stay sitting for an hour or two, bored out of my mind, before Moriaty slowly climbs up hillcont
>>41399056His face is almost redder than a cherry and he's panting like a dog. he manages to get up to me before he falls down, dropping the bags with a groan. I smile and he looks up at me for a few seconds before he sits up."Well, this is nicer than the train yard at least" he says as he tries to catch his breath.I look around, the bunker is just kind of jutting out of the hillside, like a mouth of concrete with a big rusted metal door. Which won't do. I put my hand on it and a second later it's clean. I smile."So do you have any idea how we're going to get in?' I ask turning back to Moriarty He stares at me, not saying and word as I suddenly feel a bit embarrassed."Oh right, I can just...sorry" I say scratching the back of my head. I place my hand on the door, and it slowly groans and whines as something inside it moves around, before a hole warps in the middle of it, just big enough for me and Moriarty.I walk in and he falls me shortly afterwords, it's nearly completely pitch black inside, but luckily I can see just for enough in to see two levers at the edge of the darkness.What do I do? pull one, left or right read the labels Use my powers explore the place a bit Leave moriarty to set up while I go to the city *New Boston* HELLLOOOOOO is anyone in here?!!! "Close" the door write in
>>>41399197> read the labels
>>41399197 Use my powersBecome bioluminescent and read the labels
>>41399197> read the labels
>>41399197> "Close" the door> HELLLOOOOOO is anyone in here?!!!
>>41399197> read the labels> Use my powersbioluminescent
>>41399197>read the labels>Hum to self.
Moriarty doesn't bother to wait and just walks off into the darkness, his expression not changing the slightest as he walks past me and leaves me alone on the border of the darkness. I take a deep breath and slowly walk up to the labels, I wish I could glow in the dark...oh that's useful. I smile as small circles of purple light appear just under my skin, lighting up everything around ,me. I walk over to the labels and look at them in the purple light.The left one has the words "Power" written on itthe right one has the word Alarm/lockdown.I pull the left one quickly. There's a loud "Chooom" As the lights slowly flicker on as I walk down the hall way, trying to find Moriarty as it slowly dips down deeper and deeper.eventually, I come to a ladder in the ground also rusted with a small hole around it, and look down, the see the duffel bags laying around and Moriarty humming to himself. I slowly climb down leaving the bare hallway behind and making the ladder look newer as I go.I drop down and dust myself off, and look around the room. There's four rows of metal shelves, that look like they have some really old and musty looking food on them, as well as posters or what's left of them clinging to the walls, there are also three other doors, one of which looks far more expensive than the others."Well, welcome to our new home I guess" Moriarty says as he tosses some of the food to the ground and begins stacking bills onto the shelves.What do I do? Go down one of the three doors use powers help moriarty go to town and buy some stuff *What* watch Moriarty work Talk with Moriarty about something GO out and Make a name for myself what's in those boxes write in
>>41399535> what's in those boxes
>>41399535> Go down one of the three doors
>>41399535> what's in those boxesExplore the base first, and bouse some interior decor ideas off Moriarty, "How would you like your room to look?"
>>41399535Begin the process of fixing/updating everything. Unrust things, make sure cracks disappear, clean everything perfectly, etc. maybe try to roll the food back to a less musty condition.
>>41399535> use powers (make the food fresh again, we haven't had breakfast yet)
>>41399535> watch Moriarty work> Talk with Moriarty about somethingThank him for sticking by you all these years.Ask him if he had any contingencies planed in case something like this happened.
I walk past Moriarty as he continues empty the duffel bags of cash as he begins stacking them and counting them as he continues to hum as he works. I spot some boxes in the corner and walk over to them, I force the lid off, wincing as the shatter against the wall, okay note to self, telling them to move may be a bit too much. I look down in them, and see various folded olive green clothes and jump suits...hideous. I'll have to change them later.I look in the next box and find various manuals about fixing things and how to live off the land, and military bollocks like that. I sigh and drop a book I grabbed back in the box, don't know what I was expecting.I look around as Moriarty starts fiddling with a weird looking bag. This place is really worn down, and dirty looking. I put a hand to a wall and feel my eyes warm up a bit as all the cracks in the wall repair themselves and the rust vanishes from the doors. I smile and walk up to the food, running my hand over it as the packaging seems to turn brighter and less worn out. I rub my forhead and get a bit dizzy for a second, but it soon passes, and soon our new "Home' is looking better than ever, at least better than I've ever seen it."Well, that's all of it" Moriarty says stretching "it should last us for awhile at least, may not be able to buy sportscars, but it'll keep us happy""Oh fantastic, I was a bit worried about not having grabbed enough" I sigh as I look around the room with Moriarty"Looks nice" he says after a few seconds, shruggingI shake my headWhat do I do? Buy some stuff to put in it *what?* Think we could start a thing like the ragtags had?So what do you think is down here? Want to get something to eat? You wait here, I'm going to go look for some trouble as Modifier stay here, going to cause some trouble as Modifierwrite in
>>41399715>>41399641Perhaps combine all these into a general conversation with Moriarty, we need to get to know him better
>>41399888>So what do you think is down here?Followed by Think we could start a thing like the ragtags had?
>>41399875 Think we could start a thing like the ragtags had?So what do you think is down here? Want to get something to eat?
>>41399875> Think we could start a thing like the ragtags had?>So what do you think is down here?> Want to get something to eat?
>>41399875>So what do you think is down here?> Use powers>Make a few hidden cache sites for the money, but leave a bag out for now.
>>41399875>So what do you think is down here?> Want to get something to eat?
>>41399958Seconded.Also, lets offer to change moriarty's appearance since he wasnt disguised at the bank.
>>41399982Prefer to go on the lines of costume for him, should experiment on modification on someone less important than him.
"So what do you think is down here Morty?" I ask turning towards my friendHe tilts his head and closes his eyes, taping his foot a few times as he clicks his tongue."Well a generator or several" He says with his eyes still closed "Probably a water purifier of some kind, maybe some weapons, probably a few bunks and restrooms of course, maybe some government experiments, hungry for the flesh of lazy girls filled with Ultra"Please, they'd probably prefer old men like you" I say "With out all the toppings""Well maybe we could find out" he says chuckling as he leans against one of the shelves"Maybe" I say shrugging "Say think we could start a thing like the Ragtags had?""If we found folks willing to join" he says "yeah, hehe, that'd be fun wouldn't it, Morty's and Em's super force""You're really shit at names you know that Morty" I say"Would you prefer deathfucker nine thousand?" he asks sarcastically"Slightly more" I say "also we aren't forming a metal band or something""Oh come on, I could be the vocals" He says flatly before his stomach groans "Okay, enough joking around, I need breakfast""Want to go out to eat?" I ask"Yeah, I've had enough MREs for a lifetime already" He says grabbing a wad of cash before climbing up the ladder before me. I look back at the middle door and shake my head, before I follow him.....I poke my eggs with a fork as Moriarty drinks another cup of coffee, before he goes back to attacking his steak.I sip my orange juice and take a bite of sausge, not saying a word as I tap my left hand on the table. So this is my life now.I hear screaming in the distant, which no one reacts to in the diner.Moriarty shrugs and goes back to eating.What do I do? keep eating Go see what it is, people may be in trouble Go check it out, sounds fun Go to the bathroom Order something else, maybe I'll have more of an appetite then ask Moriarty about the comics he reads buy one of today's comics write in
>>41400137> Go check it out, sounds fun
>>41400137>deathfucker nine thousandThis needs to be our new name.
>>41400137> Go check it out, sounds funAlso don't forget what your favorite game was as a child. The floor is lava.
>>41400137>"So, I need to practice changing people, but unfortunately that means I need people to practice changing on. And I might screw up. Thoughts?"
>>41400137> Go check it out, sounds fun> buy one of today's comicsWishful thinking, but I doubt we were important enough for the comics.
>>41400137 Go check it out, sounds fun Go to the bathroomMori is a bro.
>>41400137 Go check it out, sounds fun
>>41400137> Go check it out, sounds fun> Go to the bathroom (i assume this means change into our costume?)
>>41400215We need to pull that out in the middle of a fight sometime
>>41400247Our mom probably started a new comic about us called the maggot rapist.
>>41400411We'll just change the name of the comic.
>>41400411>maggot rapistI wonder if we're perverted enough to actually try that?
"So, Morty, I need to practice changing people" I say as I swirl my fork around in the lake of syrup I made on my plate in boredom, slowly forcing it to rice into the air "but unfortunately that means I need people to practice changing on, and I might screw up, thoughts?"There's another bang and an angry shout as the diner shakes. Moriarty slowly dabs his mouth with his napkin, chewing as he does so.He opens his eye with the scar under it and smiles like an old fox."Well judging from all the noise, you have at least two people you can test it on, besides yourself" He says smirking "You mean fight supers?" I ask"You don't need to, but still would be worthwhile to check it out" he says"Well it does sound fun" I say looking out the window "Okay, take my breakfast back the house, I'll be back in a bit""Have fuuun" he says like a father leaving a kid at a friends house.I walk into the bathroom, thankfully it's empty, and a few seconds later I walk out, pulling my hood over my eyes as I hide my mask in my coat....I walk outside and follow the noise, down four blocks, to a small park. I slowly put my mask on as I see plants crawling along the street, and great vines shooting into the sky.I take a step forward and suddenly something big falls in front of me, nearly giving me a heart attack. I cover my face as dust and asphalt flies past me, as a giant figure stands up and coughs.the dust clears and I see a women standing in a short crater, her hair wild and reaching down to her back. She looks like she's Brazilian or something similar. her face is covered in paint and a small green and yellow mask. She's also wearing shorts and a little top of the same color.She's also at least eight fucking feat tall."AHAHHA, AMAZONIAN" A voice shouts above us as the vines move and a man with plants growing out him, wearing what looks like bark and roots woven together into ...very formfitting suit...he really needs a haircut, also a shower "cont
>>41400484I would like to point out that we didn't bother to clear our internet search history before making one of the most powerful people our foe.
>>41400505>he really needs a haircut, also a shower "Fucking druids.
>>41400533Only good can come of this.
>>41400505"DID YOU ENJOY YOUR TR...who the fuck are you"The women I assume is Amazonia, turns around and stares at me, looking a bit confused."Er can you leave?" the treefucker says "this is between I TREEFUCKER and Amazonia"Holy shit he's actually called treefucker"Well, this is a bit weird" Amazonia says "don't suppose you're back up of some kind, or do I have two idiots to beat to pulp today?"What do I say? Need some help, big,,,girl? Need some help fucker? HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!? Oh look test subjects ER, I AM MODIFIER AND I..um I....No carry on, just like to watch.... write in >>41400585YOU DARE INSULT THE MIGHTY TREEFUCKER!?
>>41400606> HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?> Need some help, big,,,girl?
>>41400606> HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?>AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... Okay got it al-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
>>41400505Did we cover our face with our hand when we have a mask covering our face?
>>41400606> HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?> Oh look test subjects
>>41400606> HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?>No carry on, just like to watch....
>>41400606> HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!? Turn the bark on his skin into hungry barking dogs
>>41400606> HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?>laugh your ass off>No carry on, just like to watch....
>>41400606>HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?>Now I have to help beat you up.
>>41400606> HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?>then, trying to keep a straight face:> Need some help fucker?
>>41400588>>41400634She has to look through 3 terrabytes of porn though. She'll be busy for a few months.
>>41400606"You know, normally, I'd consider taking both you on. But this guy is LITERALLY called Treefucker and...I mean, seriously man. Treefucker? Do you have no shame? Come here, Imma turn you into a tree."
>>41400606>I TREEFUCKERGOD DAMMIT EVEY DAMN TIME WITH YOU DRUIDS!
>>41400606> HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?>laugh>laugh a lot harder> Need some help, big,,,girl?>create a rapist Ent
>>41400696This is actually way more in character for us. Not good, not evil, just a person with near-infinate power dicking around. Ima change my vote>>41400643to>>41400696
>>41400670Oh good she didn't find our stash yet then, It's waaaaay bigger than 3 TB's
>>41400696Seconding this one, but first make sure to laugh our ass off
>>41400696Seconding, so long as we throw in laughing our ass off, I could absolutely see us playing straight neutral, and just beating the shit out of/killing anyone we don't like, or think has a stupid name.
>>41400781Agreed, Fuck being a hero or villain or even a mercenary, We do what we want
>>41400781>or think has a stupid name100 times this
>>41400696I'll change to this one, it's too perfect.This is me: >>41400628
>>41400827But that's not you, that's me.How do people not know their own posts?
>>41400827Oh, wait, that was not me, err... Well, i voted like that anyways.
>>41400802...dammit I really want to play this now, not a hero, not a villain, not a merc, just a person with godlike powers running around doing whatever the fuck we want because nobody can stop us.
>>41400846These are the same people who were upset we got superpowers. Captcha is making me listen to the voices of the damned now.
>>41400855Fuck it let's do it!
>>41400855That is literally my dream for this quest so i'll support that fully
"No I just like to waaa...wait,HOLY SHIT ARE YOU ACTUALLY CALLED TREEFUCKER!?" I yell loudly as I begin to laugh even louder as the big girl laughs along side me as the treefucker turns red as an apple "Oh holy crap, you know, normally, I'd consider taking on both you on, But this guy is LITERALLY, and I mean seriously man, Treefucker? do you have no shame? Hey Big girl, do you need any help with this fruitcake with the dumbass name, cause I really want to turn him into a tree?""Er suuure" She says nodding "I mean It's not like I need it, it's just the little asshole keeps getting away from me...hope you can shoot lazers or something""YOU DARE LAUGH AT THE MIGHT TREE FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" I hear the fucker scream as a mass of vines and bark shoots towards me."WHAT'S YOUR NAME MOVE!" Amazonia shoutsWhat do I do? let it hit me Blow out some gas 1d20 to decide volume dodge 1d20 use powers *suggestions, lower ground, shrink, grow, try to grow wings, turn to liquid, ignite* laugh more write in
>>41400855Well it isn't like there's something to stop us from it
>>41400886>become immobile>Grab the vine>Ignite the entire thing, down to wherever the core is
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41400886> use powers *suggestions, lower ground, shrink, grow, try to grow wings, turn to liquid, ignite*TOWERING INFERNO TIME + the floor is lavaPlant matter is a shit
>>41400886Turn the floor into lava.
>>41400913SecondAswell as> laugh more
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>41400886> Blow out some gas 1d20 to decide volumeIgnite the gas like a bomb!
>>41400886>turn into a liquid and crawl along the vines to him, petrify the vines on the way.
>>41400886>"You know what my favorite game was as a kid? I'll give you a hint.">Turn the floor into lava.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>41400886 use powers *suggestions, lower ground, shrink, grow, try to grow wings, turn to liquid, ignite*Become lava and get close enough to turn him into a tree
>>41400886> use powers *suggestions, lower ground, shrink, grow, try to grow wings, turn to liquid, ignite*> laugh moreSix bat wings.
>>41400927Fuel air bombs confirmed for op
>>41400886> use powersbe the lava and hug treefucker.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41400886> use powers>become a pyrophoric liquid and turn up the heat to ignite the vines, and just walk(ooze) towards him
I smile as I begin to giggle, as I realize just how fun this could be or at least how good it feels, my heart pumping as adrenaline starts to pump through my veins."Hey guys, guess what my favourite game was as a kid" I say as I put my hands in my pockets "FLOOR IS LAVA GO"Amazonia looks confused, until the ground starts to turn to burning slag, she smile and takes a step back as I see tree fuckers eyes slowly contort from rage to fear as his vine pillar bursts into flame and fall into the pool of lava.He flies back, pulled by more vines Amazonia stands slightly away from me."A lava Elemental?" He asks "Hmm, never thought I'd meet one of you around this .... depravity against nature""Okay, yeah I could use your help" Amazonia says sounding elated "Don't care who you are, just do more of what you're doing, and let me get one good hit on him, okay little girl?"What do I do? okay big girl No I have a better idea, watch Fiiiine you assume we're working togther use powers (Suggestions, wall, fling amazonia at him, Make amazonia EVEN HUGER, Turn into lava) Breath out gas 1d20 .... dodge 1d20 write in
>>41401154>Use powers>Box him in with a hallway of lava, make a nice, open path that lets Amazonia be at the only exit out.
>>41401154> ....> Fiiiine>increase muscle density to MAXIMUM Throw her at him.
>>41401154Attempt to make amazonia immune to fire, and then set her on fire. Practice for human morphing.
>>41401154> No I have a better idea use powers (fling amazonia at him while making amazonia EVEN HUGER)
>>41401154> No I have a better idea, watch> Fiiiine>Hey after this you wanna join my group Amazonia?
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41401154
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41401154>Make amazonia EVEN HUGERDO YOU EVEN LIFT?
>>41401154> No I have a better idea, watch> fling amazonia at him, Make amazonia EVEN HUGER, make her fire resistant and follow her as lava
>>41401154>>41401215Ill second this, good safe first experiment
>>41401154>use powersTurn the tree into marble
>>41401154> only if you show me your abs.
>>41401220Fuck yeah! Second first minion...wait we aren't evil so first companion is a go!
>>41401242We're not good eitherFirst scrub
>>41401242You don't need to be evil to have minions.
>>41401154>....> Fiiiine> use powerspetrify tree
>>41401242>wait we aren't evil
>>41401258First compatriot? Hard to find a good name....
>>41401269I could absolutely see us being a Wizard
>>41401259>>41401258Does spreading chaos count as being evil? Because if it does then i assumed we would be at least leaning more towards evil.
Wait, why arn't we turning tree fucker into a bonsai.
>>41401242>.wait we aren't evilNo, we are a fucking insane young adult pumped full of reality warping fluid.
>>41401287We're CN don't worry about it
>>41401292Wait, shit, that's right.>>41401154>I got this>Create a platform of cool rock directly under him>Everything all around for 20 feet is lava>walls of lava keeping him from escaping>Just walk casually across the lava, turning any vines that hit us to ash>Turn him into a tree when we reach him.
I really hope everyone else is as on board with the"fuck it, not a super villain or super hero, just doing whatever the fuck we want" train as I am, that sounds fucking fun
>>41401297Insanity is just another form of sanity
>>41401328Does that allow us to properly call our minions minions?
>>41401328Fuck yeah! I suggested it after all!>>41401338We can call them whatever we want
>>41401338Do we want to? Then yes.
>>41401328>"fuck it, not a super villain or super hero, just doing whatever the fuck we want"Doing whatever the fuck you want makes you a super villain.
>>41401284Seconding for no sense of right or wrong (once we get powerful enough and have enough practice there won't be anything we cannot do)
>>41401328I think we should pretend to be something, at least until we're way stronger.
>>41401323That was about the same as what i first had in mind, but then i figured we might as well experiment on the amazon.>>41401329We could kind of warp reality into fitting with our state of mind so that's true.>>41401328I'm on board.
We will be the best Wizard ever...
"No, see I have a better idea" I say as more vines burst out of the ground, holding bits of pipe and concrete "That sounded a bit ominous there" She says looking down "But fine, you look like you're a veteran with fighting freaks like him"I smile and slap her on the back of her green and yellow gym shorts. She shrieks and opens her mouth to no doubt yell at me. And then she stops, as she starts to grow, and grow, looking confused, before she smiles like a kid in a candy store and then"FLY!!" I shout ducking down as she screams in surprise as she flies forward like a giant girl shaped rocket"HOLY MOTHER OF HOLLY OH MY GOOOOOD" Tree fucker shouts before Amazonia slams into him and his vines, slamming into the street, shaking the ground and everything else.She stands up and I slap her on her foot, causing her to shrink back down to her "Normal size as she looks around dazed."What the fuck was that?!" She shouts, barely hiding her excitement "...I thought you were going to just start throwing lava but that...that was something else entirely""Everything huuuurts" Treefucker groans"Oh he's still alive" She says like she forgot all about him "that's good actually"HE'S STILL ALIVE!!!???What do I do use powers so do we take him in somewhere or Well I had just as much fun as you did I can do much more.. Yeah actually kind of new at this to HOW THE FUCK IS TREE FUCKER STILL ALIVEdo you buy any chance have a wood chipper? write in
>>41401392> I can do much more..> use powers(turn him into a bonsai)>do you buy any chance have a wood chipper?
>>41401392> I can do much more..> use powersBONSAI MOTHERFUCKER
>>41401392Turn him into not a tree, but a plastic replica of a tree.His powers might work as a tree.
>>41401392> I can do much more..> use powers(turn him into a bonsai)> Well I had just as much fun as you did
>>41401392> Well I had just as much fun as you did> Kind of new at this> so do we take him in somewhere or...?
>>41401392>"Oh cool, hang on.">Turn him into a tree.>"You know where a woodchipper is around here?"
>>41401421Backing. and if we dont actually yell "Bonsai motherfucker" I will be dissapointed
>>41401392Turn him into a small potted talking bonsai tree"Much better, I needed a direction for my interior decorating, you'll do lovely in my Feng Shui room."Then Well I had just as much fun as you did Yeah actually kind of new at this to
>>41401392>I smile and slap her on the back of her green and yellow gym shorts
>>41401392> Well I had just as much fun as you did>do you buy any chance have a wood chipper?Let's just go for now. We have dinner to eat.
>>41401392Turn him into sapling steve
>>41401392> I can do much more..> use powersTime for a swearing potted groot
>>41401468>Talking Bansai treeYES!Let's totally do this.
>>41401392> Yeah actually kind of new at this to> so do we take him in somewhere orUnlikely to win, since everyone seems to have gone mad with power.
>>41401572This is /tg we were already mad, then we got power.
>>41401572I didn't want to go mad either, but oh well.
>>41401572Nah not mad with power, It's just the most amusing option that was voted
>>41401572With great power comes great madness. Either that or it's because we're on 4chan.
>>41401468...if we can do this, we should do this
>>41401623>>41401626>>41401636>>41401644I don't mind going mad with power, since I normally play a character that does whatever she wants, which occasionally means people get helped. But I would like it if we didn't go down said path. But oh well, I can live with it.
"Actually I can do much more, in theory, watch this" I say as I begin to walk towards the woman shaped crater, where the Treefucker lays, looking like a twisted corpse in the middle of the boob hole. He whimpers and groans, tears flowing down his eyes as he tries to move his hands."I NEED TAPE, OR I'LL GROW GNARLED" He sobs"Don't worry, I can help" I say pulling of my mask down to my neck to show him my smile "BONSAI MOTHERFUCKER"I Slam my hands into him and oh god the screaming. I wince as his limbs twist and consort into small tree limbs as his face vanishes behind leaves."D..did you kill him?" Amazonia asks, sliding down into the tit crater"Pretty sure I didn't , besides I'm sure he's happier this way" I say shrugging "Aren't we supposed to arrest him or you know not turn him into a tree?" She asks as I make a pot for him out of the dirt around him"Well, he was a bit annoying" I say "So I'll just leave him like this for awhile, let him think, oh by the way, do you have a wood chipper?"She stares at me, her big brown eyes wide open as I try and not stare at her abs"Joking" I say laughing "Oh thank god" She sighs in relief "So are you and your team going to watch him make sure he doesn't escape""No, don't actually have a team" I say smiling as I pull my mask back up "Kind of new to this myself""Bullshit" She laughs "You can't just be so cute and a natural at this, there has to be some justice in the world""Well I am" I say as the tree shakes a little, like it's trying to screamwe stand there for a second, no sirens...weird"Well I enjoyed this" She says"Yeah I had fun to" I say smiling as the tree shakes more"Sooooo" She says scratching the back of her head "Do you want to you know...make a team, we seem to be pretty good at this stuff together I mean"cont
>>41401683I just like to imagine how confused we'll makke everyone>rob a bank one day>save the city from being destroyed by a supervillain the next (cause goddammit we live here to)
>>41401707What do I say? Sure, sounds fun  Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base HahahahhHAHAHAHAHHA no only if you keep wearing that Nah, I'm more of a lone wolf kind of girl sorry what I got a bit distracted there for a second  write in
>>41401731> Sure, sounds fun> Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base>Also to get things straight, I ain't a hero or a villain or even a mercenary, I just do what i want, You don't like that you can leave now
>>41401731> sorry what I got a bit distracted there for a second > Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base
>>41401731>Eh, depends. I'm not really a hero, more of a 'Do whatever feels right at the time' kinda gal. And turning Treefucker into a tree REALLY felt right, ya know? You cool with that?
>>41401731> Sure, sounds fun > Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base>Give the bonsai back his face when you get back
>>41401745Backing. no right no wrong
>>41401745Second, This fits way to good
>>41401731seconding>Eh, depends. I'm not really a hero, more of a 'Do whatever feels right at the time' kinda gal. And turning Treefucker into a tree REALLY felt right, ya know? You cool with that?
>>41401724That's the basic idea. That's OUR stuff. Only WE are allowed to break it!>>41401731> Sure, sounds fun > Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base
>>41401731> sorry what I got a bit distracted there for a second> only if you keep wearing that> Sure, sounds fun
>>41401731> only if you show me your abs.
>>41401731> Sure, sounds fun
>>41401731> sorry what I got a bit distracted there for a second > Sure, sounds fun> Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base
>>41401731> sorry what I got a bit distracted there for a second> only if you show me your abs.
>>41401731> only if you keep wearing that> Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base>Also to get things straight, I ain't a hero or a villain or even a mercenary, I just do what i want, You don't like that you can leave now
>>41401731> only if you keep wearing that Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the baseThough I am thinking of changing it to something else if the mood strikes me... What do you think of Sovereign? (not saying to switch it now but I do want to know her thoughts on the name switch)Also throw >>41401753 in there
>>41401745I see no point, nor does it seem IC, to be obsessive about labels like that. Why would it matter to us what the fuck others consider us?
>>41401839Nah don't really like Sovereign seems to arrogant to me and cliche
>>41401839SecondedI love the name sovereign
>>41401860Its more to make sure she doesnt join thinking we're a superhero, and then try to take us out when she finds out we've robbed a bank
>>41401707>You can't just be so cute and a natural at this, there has to be some justice in the world"And we bitched and moaned over this.
>>41401870That's fair, I honestly just want to bounce the name ideas off of people in universe
>>41401860Pretty sure we're just telling her we're a little unpredictable and don't exactly play by the rules, that way she won't bog us down later on if we do something un-heroic.
>>41401888>Its more to make sure she doesnt join thinking we're a superheroWhy would we not just let her keep thinking that?I mean, if she gets uppity about something we can always just mindrape her into obedience.No reason to scare them away by being obsessive about what we get called.And in reality doing whatever the fuck we want will result in us being a super villain when it means turning streets to lava and robbing banks.
>>41401893How about Ion? Maybe Madam Ion? Or jsut Ion?
>>41401932Nah man mindrape isn't cool, That path leads to villainy and we don't wanna be a villain
>>41401932And also beating the shit out of criminals, saving the city, saving the world, turning a tree into a giant marble statue for no damn reason, etc.It's not specificly villainy
>>41401932No mindrape would make us worse than our mother, Fuck that
>>41401932More of just a wild card, the kind of person no one, not the villains or the hero's call to a fight because they don't know who's side we'll end up falling on.But when we do show up to a fight both sides pause just to see which direction we move.
>>41401982>It's not specificly villainyYes it is. Beating up criminals or whatever doesn't balance out your karma score so people call us something else.If we do a bunch of destructive self-indulgent shit, we are a villain. A psychotic unpredictable villian at that.
>>41402007yeah. I could see this. Sort of like a badass twoface, only even more random>>41402017dude, why are you so worked up? Calm down.
>>41402017You're just going to keep going on about how we're a villain no matter what we say aren't you?
Should we make some priority to stop any others from becoming like us with the help of ultra or should we just ignore all that?
>>41402007.... Villains and heroes aren't fucking teams that automatically side with eachother.There is literally no reason a villain can't fight other villains, people will consider us a villain, and other villains will consider us a villain hostile to them.>>41402040>You're just going to keep going on about how we're a villain no matter what we say aren't you?Yes, because you're idea of somehow not being a villaind espite doing villainous shit is retarded.
>>41402048Okay so everyone just ignore this idiot, He's just going to keep spouting bullshit about how we're a villain
>>41402045I don't think we've really been given adequate time to start worrying about that
>>41402045As I understand the powers Ultra gives are random so there is no real way to control that short of taking out the supply of Ultra which might be a goal of ours later but I don't think we should focus on it now
>>41402066Anon. its quite simple. If you shoot someone in the leg for no reason, and then go and help a elderly lady over the street, you are still a criminal and everyone will consider you one because you fucking shot someone in the leg.Its the same fucking thing, if you rob banks and turn streets into lava it doesn't fucking matter how many burning orphanages you safe, you will still be considered a menace.
I smile as I look up at the giant brown girl, her tangled and wild hair blowing on the wind slightly."Sorry what I got a bit distracted there for a second" I say "Do you want to make a team together?" she asksI smile widely under my mask as I finally hear distant sirens, guess they wanted to make sure it was safe."Sure sounds fun" I say as I begin to walk away from the crater, holding the shacking bonsai close to myself so I don't drop it "By the way, my names Modifier, thinking about changing it, I'll tell you my real name back at the base if you want to know it""Really?" She asks "Well to be honest I didn't expect you to say yes, and wait, did you say base""Yeah it's also kind of my home" I say "Also before we do this, I ain't a hero, or a villain, or even a mercenary, I just do what I want, if you don't like that you can leave now"She squints her eyes at me and tilts her head in though."Eh why not" She says "I mean It's not like I still can't help people if I join up and besides I think you're one person I don't want to be against""Amazonia, I think this is the start of a wonderful friendship" I say giggling"Yeah, you turn people into trees and I break them in half" She says "perfect team"...Ally gained Amazonia..."So were is your base anyway" Amazonia says wiping her face paint off"Just outside of town" I say pointing into the distance."So did you have fuuuun"Moriarty says as he walks out of the diner and see Amazonia "Woooow, that's a lot of woman right there""I take it you know him?" Amazonia asks"Yeah, that's Moriarty, he's a friend" I say"You know I didn't think you meant this when you said you wanted to test your powers, not that I'm complaining" Moriarty says "What powers does he have?" Amazonia asks"Why do you ask?" i ask"Want to know if I can punch him without him dying" She says "I don't have any" Moriarty says quickly losing his usual cool demeanor"Damn" Amazonia sighs.cont
>>41402097>>41402067Alright, sounds good.
>>41402118What do I do? go shopping for stuff to put into the baseBuy amazonia a new costume Go back to the baseEver hear about some people calling themselves ragtags We need something to call ourselves..What are your powers anyways, Amz? write in
>>41402118Moriarty is just the bro'est of bros.
>>41402152> go shopping for stuff to put into the base>What are your powers anyways, Amz?
>>41402152> go shopping for stuff to put into the base
>>41402152>Ever hear about some people calling themselves ragtags> We need something to call ourselves..>What are your powers anyways, Amz?
>>41402152> Go back to the base>What are your powers anyways, Amz?Afterwards we turn Amazonia down to tall human size so we can go incognito to buy some furnature for the base
>>41402152>What are your powers anyways, Amz?> go shopping for stuff to put into the base
>>41402152Explore the entirety of your base, like behind those three doors.
>>41402152> Buy Amazonia a new costume>What are your powers anyways, Amz?
>>41402152> go shopping for stuff to put into the base> We need something to call ourselves..>What are your powers anyways, Amz?
>>41402152> go shopping for stuff to put into the base>Buy amazonia a new costumeif she wants to> We need something to call ourselves..>What are your powers anyways, Amz?kind of in that order i guess.
>>41402152>Hey, Moriarty! Look what I got!>Hold up your new groot.
>>41402152> We need something to call ourselves..>What are your powers anyways, Amz?
>>41402152> go shopping for stuff to put into the base> We need something to call ourselves.> What are your powers anyways, Amz?
>>41402198>>41402203>Not loving her track outfit that shows all her amazing muscles and abs currentlyFOR SHAME!
>>41402152>Buy amazonia a new costumeDo we have a phone? If so, window shop and takes pictures of any costumes we like, and try to recreate them from the ugly olive clothes back at the base.> go shopping for stuff to put into the base
"Wait what are your powers anyways Amz?" I ask turning to the huge woman"Lets see, I'm strong, durable, have lots of stamina, and well... a bit big" She says blushing slightly before she chuckles "Also I can kind of smell things better than I could before""Interesting" I say nodding "also we need something to call our little team""Deathfucker ninethousand" Moriarty manages to say between all of the laughing"Guardian society club" Amazonia says nodding and smiling slightly What do i say? I like morty's idea Good Idea Amz actually I have a MUCH better idea *Write in*Also what do you buy for the base *Current spending money 200,000*
>>41402312>...how about we hold off on a name until we get some people with better ideas?
>>41402278I want her to dress like a banchou.>>41402312>"The Disciplinary Committee">Buy a big-ass TV and maybe some exercise equipment
>>41402312>"The Hardballers.">TV, Fridge, game systems, cushy beds, expensive gaming computers, ALL THE GAMES, library (gotta have a kickass study), comfy furniture of various types.
>>41402312> what do you buy for the base *Current spending money 200,000*>We need a generator(probably several), and a water boiler first of all, then some furniture, beds, tables chairs etc. refrigerator, kitchen equpiment, and 3 computers.
>>41402312>Name:Ultra>>We need a generator(probably several), and a water boiler first of all, then some furniture, beds, tables chairs etc. refrigerator, kitchen equpiment, and 3 computers.
>>41402340Really? For the group?>>41402349200,000$ anon>>41402312>...how about we hold off on a name until we get some people with better ideas?
>>41402312> I like morty's idea
>>41402377Right badname, Deleting my suggestion and seconding>>41402371
>>41402312>...how about we hold off on a name until we get some people with better ideas?>We need a generator(probably several), and a water boiler first of all, then some furniture, beds, tables chairs etc. refrigerator, kitchen equpiment, and 3 computers.
>>41402312"Why do we need a team name?"
I GOT IT GUYS> actually I have a MUCH better idea *Write in*Anonymous Inc
>>41402312>...how about we hold off on a name until we get some people with better ideas?No particular opinion on stuff to buy, though I suggest getting a independent electricity/water supply, a abandoned bunker drawing electricity makes a bit too easy for mother to find us.
>>41402442Fuckit, that's better than anything else I've seen. Backing it
>>41402312> I like morty's ideaGot some of those massage chairs, a fridge, a tv and some food.
>>41402442Fuck yeah, Seconding and deleting old vote here>>41402371
>>41402442Backing, for stuff for the base, getBeds, mini-fridge, generator, TV, food
>>41402312> I like morty's ideaPosters of pinup girls and boys.
>>41402312> actually I have a MUCH better idea *Ultra*> buy 500Mbit broadband connection to the house, multiple high tech computers, comfortable furniture for every room.
>>41402376>>41402504Really guys? That's bland and common as FUCK
>>41402512I am going to second holding off until we can really get a theme together
>>41402517Better than Anonymous Inc, what the fuck is that
>>41402513> buy 500Mbit broadband connection to the houseGood luck getting someone to draw cables to the bunker.
>>41402535Something longer and more uncommon than "Ultra" Seriously the fuck man?
>>41402513Changed my mind, instead of Ultra i vote for>...how about we hold off on a name until we get some better ideas?
>>41402535deathfucker 9000. Better than that.>>41402312>...how about we hold off on a name until we get some people with better ideas?>We need a generator(probably several), and a water boiler first of all, then some furniture, beds, tables chairs etc. refrigerator, kitchen equpiment, and 3 computers.
>>41402551I don't like Ultra either, I think they're both pretty badI guess we should just wait
>>41402536That would be possible with enough money as long as a company for it exists in the city.
>>41402312>...how about we hold off on a name until we get some people with better ideas?>>41402575Yeah all these ideas are terrible
>>41402551Girls, girls you ideas are both shit.
>>41402554I like this better.>We need a generator(probably several), and a water boiler first of all, then some furniture, beds, tables chairs etc. refrigerator, kitchen equpiment, and 3 computers.
>>41402583>That would be possible with enough money as long as a company for it exists in the city.Yeah, just means a pretty large construction project drwaing attention to the place, you sure thats a good idea?
>>41402587Yeah we've already established that dumbass
>>41402312> I like morty's ideaDeath Fucker 9001
>>41402583>That would be possible with enough money as long as a company for it exists in the city.Okay I admit, possibly so, but if we take that much effort, why would we go with only 500MB?And it would take a lot of time.
>>41402541>>41402493>>41402467>>41402392>>41402607...I WANT to call samefag since I dont think anyone actually has bad enough taste to like that idea, but at the same time, this is the INTERNET, so im really not sure
>>41402638No it's definitely samefag by one or two dumbasses, Plus they're outnumbered by the wait til later votes
>>41402603>>41402632I just want to be able to have high speed internet but it is a pretty unnecessary thing i guess.
>>41402654>I just want to be able to have high speed internetI can understand that, but I'm sure we can arrange something in that direction if we develop our reality warping powers more. Until then a mobile connection should work well enough.
"Okay, how about we hold off on naming ourselves until we get some people with good ideas" I say "Not that those are bad it's just that I uh want some other people to decide it with us""Damn and mine sound so good" Moriarty says a fake sigh"What's wrong with mine?" Amazonia asks"Nothing it's just well how do I put this" I say pulling at my hair "Look how about we just go shopping for some stuff and worry about the name later, when we have more members, okay""...Yeah that's probably a good idea" Amazonia huffs, pouting a bit"Well thank god I brought a duffle bag with me" Moriarty laughs "got at least 200k in here""Oh my god" Amazonia says "that's...that's quite a bit""Yeah, yeah, now lets get some frivolous extras" Moriarty says in his usual tone...."Thank god for movers" Morty sighs as he sits in a lawn chair he bought, drinking a beer as Amaziona carries the moving truck we rented to move all of the stuff up here"Why did it have to be so far up" Amazonia groans as she lets the trailer go "okay, this is going to take a while, fuck"what do I do? watchtry to help her move everything in use powers put Treefucker inside Put up posters/ paint the walls explore one of the other rooms Add Amazonia to my contacts Oh right, My names Emily Smiles write in
>>41402650How do you even tell?
>>41402715> use powers>make the earth move uphill carrying all the stuff directly to our front door
>>41402715 use powersBio manip self to become super strong.Help her out Add Amazonia to my contacts Oh right, My names Emily Smiles
>>41402715> Put up posters/ paint the walls> explore one of the other rooms> Add Amazonia to my contacts> Oh right, My names Emily Smiles> Make that chair into a massage chair
>>41402715>try to help her move everything in> use powers> Add Amazonia to my contacts> Oh right, My names Emily Smiles
>>41402715>try to help her move everything in> use powers>make the earth move uphill carrying all the stuff directly to our front door>> Add Amazonia to my contactsI just hop everyone realises that our name is probably pretty well known and might be something we want to tell her in private.
>>41402756Second, Deleting old vote
>>41402715 Put up posters/ paint the walls explore one of the other rooms Add Amazonia to my contactsOnly trusted minions can know our real name.
>>41402715>put up posters/ paint the walls>Add amazonia to my contacts>Oh right, My name's Emily Smiles>Ask Amazonia which room she wants and how she wants it decorated, assuming she'll be staying with us at some point
>>41402715> use powers>Bio manip self to become super strong.we should try to get better at/used to modifying ourselves.> Add Amazonia to my contacts> Oh right, My names Emily Smiles
>>41402715> use powers>make the stuff super light and carry it, or just make the ground move it to our house, depending on what is easier> Add Amazonia to my contacts> Oh right, My names Emily Smiles
>>41402756Second, time to get dem abs
>>41402715> use powers>Bio manip self to become super strong.>Help her out> Add Amazonia to my contacts> Oh right, My names Emily Smiles
>>41402756SecondingOh right, forgot we're still soft.
"Hey do you need any help Amz?" I ask standing up from my lawn chair "Oh by the way, my names Emily Smiles""Wait, like that one power company that made nullifiers?' She asks tilting her head "Wow...I just, guess you won't tell me why you're living out here, but mine's Marcia Esteban Wallace, Just call me Marcy""Maybe l'll tell you later" I say as I walk over as she lifts up the back of the truck and grabs a box with a picture of a dark blue couch on it.I clamber in as she walks over to the door, which I opened more before she got up here. I Grab a box and try to lift it and only end up huffing and puffing until I snort in impaitence and try again, focusing my mind on it for a second. I feel a sharp pain behind my eyes but manage to lift it up easily, and grab another box with the other arm as I try not to stumble over my own feet."Aren't you going to help?" I ask moriarty as I taste purple"Moral support" He says lifting his beer bottleI groan and keep walking....a couple of hours laterI lay on the cold floor, trying to gather my thoughts as I add Marcy to my contacts. I sit back up and rub my forhead, my everything aching as I look aroundWe look into the right and left doorsand found the left one held a few indiviual rooms bare of anything but a bed, like twenty or so of them, also two fairly large shower room, a place that'd be perfect for a gym (has an empty pool that I have no idea how I'd fill) the right had what looked like an armory (Empty) and an escape routeWe decide to make the middle room a kitchen, and made a living room in the west wing as well as picked out a few rooms, I had to of course make Marcy's a bit larger.what do I do? talk to Marcy talk to Morty take a shower mess around with powersget food mess with the tree go the bed write in
>>41402973Use Biomanip to stop aching. Get stronk. take a showerthenget food
>>41402973> take a shower> mess around with powersGive ourselves the best abs in the world!
>>41402973> mess around with powers> mess with the treeMake him into a talking groot.> talk to MortyTime to find out what powers we should give him
>>41402973>take a shower, we need to relax after all this shit>mess around with powers(experiment more with shapeshifting, try turning into different people or some shit)
>>41402973> take a shower>get food
>>41402973> mess with the treeThen tell him if she turns him back to normal if he works for her, remind him how much money we got from the heist and more will come in the future.> mess around with powers
>>41402973> take a shower> mess around with powersSee how much we can change with the help of our imagination (extra eyes, strength, weight, changing into animals/objects etc.)
>>41402973> talk to Marcy> talk to Morty> mess around with powersBurn off the sweat and dirt on our body to get clean.
>>41402973>Lay down and say "Alriht, folks, there's limits to what I can do. Anyone got aspirin?"
>>41403037*normal he will for for her,
I fucking love Moriarty, I hope you don't plan on killing him too soon because I know you're going to.
>>41403067>Step one:Learn how to make asprin normally so we can create as much as we want>Step two:Never get a headache again!>>41403087Same he's a cool bro
>>41403087See no reason for him to do, he's just NotMarcus.
>>41403090Wouldn't it be easier and more longterm sustainable to just simulate the effect of aspirin by manipulating our own body?
>>41403120Whatever! Also we really should do those Abs yeah?
>>41403102Because drama. It always happens whenever a bodyguard or mentor type character is on the field.
>>41403149>It always happens whenever a bodyguard or mentor type character is on the field.Nah, has never happened before in HM quests. See no reason it would happen here.
"Taking a shower" I mumble as I force myself to my legs and slowly walk to the showers as Moriarty tries desperatly to be Marcy in an arm wrestling contest as she watches the television.I stumble down the hall, my legs feeling jelly as I walk into the first shower room I come across, right across the room I chose, with My name and a smile warped into the door.I walk in, shivering at the cold tiles and how empty the place is as I slowly take my clothes off and set them down on a bench.I rub my arms together as I walk over to one of the showers and turn it on, grabbing one of the MANY bottles of soap we bought. And then an idea gets into my head, how much can I change of myself.I hold my hand out and clench it, opening it again to show another purple eye resting in my palm. I close it again and it vanishes, feeling a it sick from just looking at it. I look up at the water and close my eyes. I don't want totry and make myself strong again, or at least not with out the stamina. I hold my arm out and briefly turn it wood, hmm so I could turn into a chair if I wanted, but why would I? I run my tongue over my teeth, and feel them turn into fangs as my eyes tingle and I have trouble standing up on my legs for a second before I stop. I look back and seem my legs fused in a giant snake tail.I swing it back and forth a bit before I turn away, as I feel the scales go back into my skin and vanish as my legs split back apart,d on't want to watch that. I stand back up and grab the soap, still, it's fun practicing with this stuff.Maybe I'll mess with the tree later, or see if I can scare Morty or Marcy...Or I'll just go to sleepand we'll end hereI've archived as stated earlyand will answer quesitons and talkand write any side stories if you have any good requestsAlso favourite npc so far
>>41403120That sounds like a good idea... Wait does that mean we can get ourselves/others drunk/drugged without alcohol?
>>41403172Oh that's nice, now I hope I didn't give him any ideas.
>>41403204if you want
>>41403204...holy shit we can get high without drugs or negative effects
>>41403201Thanks for running.>Also favourite npc so farWell, morty is the only NPC we at least kind of know, so that would be my default.
>>41403201>Also favourite npc so farTreefucker, we could convince him to become our minion!
>>41403201>Also favourite npc so farMoriarty
>>41403255Why would we want to get fucking high, We aren't a druggie or hippy
>>41403255Or go around town bumping into people gettign them drunk as we pass by.>>41403201My favourite right now is probably Morty since she seems pretty chill.
>>41403201Amazonia tbh, I love amazon's and muscle girls
>>41403292Getting other people high for shits and giggles might be fun though.
>>41403238This isn't planefag.
>>41403319With our powers we can fix that.
>>41403314Now that could indeed be fun, Aslong as it isn't our party members or ourselves
>>41403346Piss off Yurifag
>>41403347I think drunk Amz would be fun to write
>>41403346We would we want to? Not a bro move.
>>41403347We should never take hard drugs.
>>41403346He might find it fun for a evening or so.We are going to have a lot of fun on our team parties, I can already tell.
>>41403376Eh it'd be a kinda shitty move on our part thought unless she wanted to be drunk
>>41403393Give him a super sensitive pussy for a night then never give it back.
>>41403389>We would we want to?If he agrees? Not a few guys would like to see how it is for a moment, or a hour or so. Obviously forceful transformation of any kind is a dick move, but its silly to assume our companions wouldn't ever want to be transformed for fun.
>>41403201>and will answer quesitons and talkCould we beat Layla?Is this even the same setting?
>>41403376She'll master the way of the Drunken Fist.
>>41403433A criminally underused fighting style.
>>41403431its not the same setting
>>41403431>Could we beat Layla?Depends, if we figure out her weakness probably. We are pretty much designed to be completly broken.But its clearly not the same setting.
>>41403449>underusedTurns out being drunk is actually an impairment.
>>41403431if you could get her in your fog or touch her, and no, new setting with some backstory
>>41403475>if you could get her in your fog or touch her,So its basically the same as double jesus vs accelerator.
>>41403475Does assassin school quest exist as a fictional setting in this setting? Can we make a Layla?
>>41403475Could we survive having our head cut off/bleeding out considering how we can turn into a chair (which has no organs) and be fine?
>>41403520God i hope not, We'd have no reason too do so
>>41403520Goes both waysand WHY would you want to!!??
>>41403549Wizards have no morals
>>41403539You turned your arm wooden, not turned into a chairSome things can kill youYou met a character who could survive the first two already
>>41403549>and WHY would you want toGangbangs.
>>41403539Fairly sure a wood chipper kills a chair.
>>41403577>hmm so I could turn into a chair if I wanted, but why would I?i just thought that implied that we could turn into a chair.
>>41403577revenant?with a name like that he sounds fairly annoying to kill
>>41403621But why would you?
>>41403604Mostly just wondering what our fatal points are, our head/brain?
>>41403577For our hit new reality tv show "Ultimate yandere deathmatch arena! Now in 3D."
>>41403637>But why would you?As disguise?
>>41403630>>41403630oOoooOh Hell yeah
>>41403645We can always shift those around in our body, And change the material of them so that they're hard to damage
>>41403637We could turn into a chair to mess with someone, but i'm mostly just wondering how "mortal" we are. Can we keep on going as long as our powers substains us etc.
>>41403637To get people to sit in our lap.
>>41403677if the chair breaks = dead or maimedas for mortalitycurrentlyonly tougher than the average joe since ultra tends to add a passive boost to not dyingalso your ultra fucked body tends to make things even more confusing
>>41403719that's Amz job
>>41403751I CALL DIBZ FOR FIRST ABS-LAP PILLOW!
>>41403646>"Ultimate yandere deathmatch arena! Now in 3D."I am seriously considering running that as a quest.
>>41403739Ok, thanks for running!
Can we become skeleton jelly?