You see of all the conventional animals that can be exist in a setting, I think rabbits are the worst. Their meat is not nutritious unless bred for it. They're fast. They're pests. They breed too fast. They have dumb ears. They have pointy teeth. They have bad eyesight. They're dumb as bricks. Rabbits are bad and should not exist in fantasy.
>>41342242So what you're sayingIs that rabbits are fuzzy adorable goblins?
On the other hand, rabbits have more or less single-handedly conquered Australia despite all that.
>>41342242>Their meat is not nutritious unless bred for it. They're fast. They're pests. They breed too fast. They have dumb ears. They have pointy teeth. They have bad eyesight. They're dumb as bricks.Sounds pretty much like goblins, and we let THEM exist, so why not rabbits? Plus, bunnies are cuter, mostly.
>>41342256Oh shitOh, shit.I have to do this now.God dammit.I hate you all.
>>41342264Bunnies are great
>>41342284You're welcome, anon :3Just remember to make them Catholic.
>>41342299>make them Catholic.You know, of all the anons you replied to...Yeah, let's just say I know exactly how to write that.
>>41342264>Sounds pretty much like goblins, and we let THEM exist, so why not rabbits?All Goblins are now Rabbits!
>>41342382Tewi has sexy feet
>>41342242Angora rabbit make great pets and double as a textile source. Kind of like a smaller sheep you can cuddle with.
>>41342242>Their meat is not nutritious unless bred for it.Actually, it's more efficient (forage/meat wise) than beef.Also it got a refined flavor. Humanity keeps things not nutritionally efficient 'cause it's delicious right?>>41342285guinea pigs are also delicious
>>41342322>catholic goblins who don't speak English or use birth control>they firmly believe their god gave them dominion over then world and a mandate to multiply>goblin conquistadors
>>41342474Except you can starve while eating wild rabbit meat, due to it not having enough calories. It's just not fatty enough to live off of.
>>41342385>>41342264Let's say anthro rabbits breed with goblins.Behold: Gobblits!
>>41342507>Not fatty enough>CaloriesThat's not how calories work, you nimrod.
>>41342242>Rabbits are bad and should not exist in fantasy.But then the rabbit catchers would be out of work
>>41342507You can starve eating beef if you don't have enough beef.
>>41342533This I reckon this 'ere OP be tryin to change our ways, and rid our careers
>>41342242Rabbits shouldn't exist in real life, either. But they do, and we are forced to deal with them. Why shouldn't fantasy worlds share in our suffering?>>41342533They can catch the other vermin. Like rats or mice or kobolds.
>>41342322>>41342496Well, there you go.If Bunnies were the Spaniards, what would the Arabs be?
>>41342579Wolves, obviously.Umayyad bro?
>>41342532The human body can only process so much energy from protein rabbit doesn't have enough digestible calories, which when coming from an animal would be in the form of fat.>>41342543If the meat is lean enough you can eat as much as you like and still effectively starve.
>>41342507That's why you eat other shit with it, numbnuts. I know it's not macho to dig a root out of the ground but even primitive man had this shit figured out.
>>41342612>Umayyad bro?I am so fucking glad I'm not the only person who thinks that.So, Visigothic Bunnies get conquered by Islamic Wolves.
>>41342622I've gone months with rabbit and guinea pigs for only meat and I'm fine.Of course I ate other things on the side.Beef is so much lacking in vatamins you can eat as much as you like and still effectively get scurvy.
>>41342474Well yeah, thats how you get guinea ham, pork, and bacon.
>>41342242>that picJesus fuck why is that picture so damn saddening, I've seen some shit in my day, but fuck that gets to me.
>>41344234Well, that's grimdark life my friend.
>>41344234Let me sweeten that up for you my friend:>"Th-thanks for saving me from those bad men.">"This food?! For me?! Are you sure you want to waste it on something like me? ... *sobs* Thank you, anon.>"I... I'm really grateful for what you did for me, but I shall go now. What would other humans think of you if you have such a thing in your home? W-what do you mean, I don't have to go?" It's still bittersweet, but it's how I see it.
>>41342507>Except you can starve while eating wild rabbit meat, due to it not having enough calories. Except that's wrong, retard. It's not because it doesn't have enough calories, it's because it has too much protein and not enough fat.
>>41344736She's getting fattened up to be eaten.>>41344788Digestible calories. Although really it's more like being poisoned:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_starvation
>>41344846Why the bandages then. And notice the little leaves on the soup. That's a soup prepared with love and care, not something you throw at a prisioner or a slave. She's definetly being taken care of by someone.
>>41342242I don't know. I really like rabbits myself.
>>41344846>coupled with a lack of other sources of nutrientsThis is a key word here.
Rabbit butts are a miracle
>>41344846You're fucking retarded.It's not excess of protein or an absence of calories, it's an absence of fats and carbohydrates. Rabbit can't be the sole source of sustenance. You can't live off lard or rice cakes either, you need protein and at least one other macronutrient.
>not having svelte-up-top, big-ass-and-thighs rabbitfolk with cute fluffy tails, raging libidos and kickboxing monks
Not even all the u embleer hrair can't stop us feom being cute!http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6EUYBWhVkKg
>>41345561Stop reminding me of Overgrowth
>>41345561>Kickboxing french rabbit shorstack vs kickboxing v shaped chinese cocks.fund it.
Would kobolds be dog kobolds?
>>41345662Do you think I know what that is?
>>41344865The little leaves could be anything, from poison, a somnifer or lust leaves.
I want to nibble the ears and talk of our favorite flavor of croutons
>>41344736...goddammit /tg/ now I have urge to give something a hug and I can't...
Age of Sigmar should have rabbits instead of sigmarines
>>41344865And this anon makes everything sweeterLove your workYou made my evening brighter
>>41344234Here is the source https://twitter.com/flandore/status/552829836264108033/photo/1>"The Earth is warmer. '
>>41347238Reisen...had a hard life
>>41347238I cannot read the moon runes...I regret this..
>>41342242Butthurt Ozzie detected.
>>41342242Rabbits aren't all that bad, eh, wot? Not as honorable or roguishly dashing hares, though, laddie buck. Now where's the scoff at? Wot!
>>41344736Rabbit scream like children when you kill them you know....I'll bet this one would sob so sweetly...Dammit tg/, now i want to bully something and i can't..
>>41345854The work of one who consorts with beasts!
Actually, wouldn't this be the best race for murderhobos?They got kicked out of their warren (assumed) and they have a bunch of identical family members, so they have an excuse to murder stuff and get treasure. Any time one of them dies, another one of their brothers/sisters/children/other relatives shows up to claim their shit and keep going.They don't even need to be of the same class or anything, just 'I know that guy who died, give me his shit and let's go'.
>>41342674If you ate other things, too, then you wouldn't be in trouble, obviously.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_starvation
>>41348371>Rabbit scream like children when you kill them you know....The only videos I've found of rabbits screaming like children/humans are obvious edits like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ0YasvMcuQAll other videos I've found are rabbits simply squeeking or squeeling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCEMFERDdAI don't know where you get the idea from that rabbits can scream like children.
>>41349162Rabbits have an awful scream when they're killed, I've heard it personally many times due to living in the American Midwest where jackrabbits rule the land and I own dogs, and dogs love to chase and catch rabbitsHe's not lying to you, but I'm not gonna go looking up videos of dying rabbits
>tfw when taking a break from Watership Down and seeing this thread.Hazel is a true NG Party Face. Fiver is the proper DMPC giving plot hooks and then keeping away from the action. Bigwig is the bully Paladin. Pipkin is the Monk.
>>41342242>They're dumb as bricks.OP confirmed for knowing jackshit about rabbits
>>41350280Saved, thanks.Made me giggle
>>41349269Can also confirm. And it's not just when they're killed, it's when they're sufficiently scaredAs a kid my dog chased our rabbit and he screamed without the dog even getting close. No harm, we got the dog back inside and let the rabbit continue to play in the yard
>>41342579Rabbits are actually a Spanish animal. They were taken from Spain about 2,000 years ago by the Romans, but before then they were just a local curiosity and the civilized people who came to Spain thought they were hyraxes. It's theorized that "Hispania" comes from the Phoenician "Land of the Hyraxes" or something.
>>41344234Just think that she is crying because the soup is too spicy
>>41349162>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCEMFERDdAWelp, can't wait for that to come back to me later this evening as I'm trying to get some sleep...
>>41350665Why? There's nothing disturbing about it. He was unharmed and set loose again.
>>41350756Rabbits really don't make that sound unless they are absolutely terrified. So terrified that there is a substantial chance that they will literally die of a heart attack.I'm sure that those guys didn't realize that they were harming the baby bunny. Think of it from the rabbit's perspective and imagine that you were picked up by some giants who didn't speak English and their facial expressions are utterly inscrutable to you. Then they just started poking you in the face (rabbits hate being petted in the head except in a very specific way, and only when they're already relaxed) while holding you too tight for you to move.Now imagine that instead of being a human, you were a species bred over millions of years to be scared and try to flee from everything.
>>41349269>>41350470Calling bullshit, sounds NOTHING like a person: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPrTTWMuKAI
>>41351398I personally didn't mean that it sounded like a human, just that it means the same thing as a human scream. Rabbits are far more intelligent than people realize and are more than capable of feeling fear and pain and they only scream when these feelings are too much.
>>41342242How can they have bad eyesight if they eat all those carrots?
>>41351731I'm not quite a vet or anything of that sort but their eyes are set apart.You'll notice a lot of predatory species like falcons, I think? Their eyes are closer together because depth perception is important to them. I imagine if a peregrine fucks up his dive and doesn't aim for exactly where he needs to be, that's going to hurt.Rabbits and prey species in general though, they don't care too much for the specifics. They're more concerned with simply having knowledge of whether or not something trying to eat them is close by, so their eyes are set to cover more area so they can see more.
>Rabbit Folk are so ubiquitous across the continent as gypsies, wanderers and migrant poor that most people assume that they were always that way and can never recall a time when they weren't underfoot.>These Rabbit Folk once possessed a large, peaceful agrarian civilization that was conquered and destroyed in the distant past, remembered only in their race's myths and legends.>The wealthiest and most prosperous empire in the modern world was built upon the foundations of the Rabbit Folk's civilization, its lands still lush and idyllic from the care it's former masters showed it.>No Rabbit Folk are permitted within its capital city, their capital city of old, because the emperor and his government considers them poor undesirable "vermin" not fit to walk the streets that, unbeknownst to him, they had built so long ago.
>>41351714>I personally didn't mean that it sounded like a human, just that it means the same thing as a human screamWhen you say something "screams like a child", people usually assume you mean it SOUNDS LIKE A CHILD.Yes, some animals scream in fear. They do it for the reason we're programmed to do it: startle whatever predator attacking us into leaving.
>>41344879I saw what you did there, Anon.
>>41351879>because the emperor and his government considers them poor undesirable "vermin" not fit to walk the streets that, unbeknownst to him, they had built so long agoI wonder who's behind this all. Not that it matters, just buy my patented rabbit repellant Tanuki spray, boyim!
>>41351076>rabbits hate being petted in the head except in a very specific way, and only when they're already relaxedYou mean like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWkmEhNYVF0If rabbits really don't like being petted, I guess that means they're bad pets unless you know what you're doing (and most rabbit owners probably don't).
>>41352063This doesn't have any of your piss in it, does it?
>>41352063Even the current Emperor and his government don't know that their empire once belonged to the Rabbit Folk. Those that had destroyed their culture and evicted them from their lands were so successful that few know or believe that they were once great.It's no conspiracy that the Emperor denies he Rabbit Folk into his capital. He just can't abide poor pests.
>>41352189Rabbits like being petted in a certain way... Rub underneath their jaws and cheeks (as you can see the guy in the video is doing) and they like having their ears stroked. Something that a lot of animals seem to enjoy is having their eyes rubbed, but obviously they need to be an animal that is very comfortable with you. They're really no harder to handle than a cat, it's just that people take cat-care for granted because they're common pets and people assume that cats are intelligent and rabbits aren't and therefore don't care how they're petted. I'd say my rabbit is way smarter than any cat I've owned. None of my cats have ever figured out how to open doors. Overall I think that the average rabbit is about as smart as the average cat.
This thread just helped write part of my setting.You guys are the best.I'll explain more later.
>>41342674How is Guinea pig? I've wanted to try it but I'm not sure where to get it. I'm assuming that a pet store cavy is T good for eating....
>>41346792I do what I can, fellow. Poor little thing got me.
>>41342284My current setting sorta has this. There is a race of rabbits. They most of them are idiots, there are are billions of them per planet, and while individually cowardly en'masse they can be rather dangerous. Because they are rabbits there timidness converts more to xenophobia and xenophobia breeds a downright hate of other nations. Other nations return the favor and don't like them either.The first game I ran in this setting I let the players pick a starting location. They agreed to start in the rabbit homeworld. None of them were rabbits. None of them spoke rabbit. yes it was a sci-fi furry setting Their attempt to play charades backfired horribly. Eventually they hijacked a ship and barely escaped. Now they all hate rabbits.
Some rabbit girls may even be better than foxgirls.
The race of amazon battle bunnies from Gate jsdf might worth checking out.
>>41354505Yeah. Foxes taste terrible.
>>41354361Funny, I once made a sci-fi rabbit-based race and they ended up a lot like that. They have the same sort of fear-induced xenophobia. They rose to domination on their homeworld by wiping out the young of their enemies, and that has been their combat doctrine ever since. They find out how their enemies reproduce and go all out in attempting to destroy their means to do so.>>41354601Oh yeah, there are. I haven't read that since the dragon showed up back in its cave earlier than expected.
>>41355023The anime is kind of slow, but not bad.
>>41342242Why is that rabbit loli so upset?
>>41354505OFFICIAL MONSTER-GIRL RANKING (not subject to revision)1. Kitsune2. Wolf-girls3. Dog-girls4. Cat-girl5. Dirt6. The worms inside the dirt7. You8. Rabbit-girls
>>41355227>5. Dirt>6. The worms inside the dirtYou forgot Popo's stool.What you also forgot is that humans are the real monsters
>>41355180She wanted dumplings, not soup.
>>41355180Maybe she's moved to tears by the kindness of her caretaker. Wouldn't you want to nurse a cute rabbit loli back to health and adopt her as your daughteru?
>>41352063we need Ben :if it's got a leaf on it's head, it will soon be dead" Garrison to take care of both problems
>>41342242Sounds like someone got lost in the Bamboo Forest.
>>41355737Ben "break the snake" GarissonBen "the spider divider" GarissonBen "put the sharpie inside the harpy" GarissonBen "insecticide" GarissonBen "moo moo murderer" GarissonBen "plow the cow here and now" GarissonBen "centaur crusher" GarissonBen "mashed mermaid" GarissonBen "elf exterminator" GarissonBen "big time slime crime" GarissonBen "monstergirl massacre" Garisson
>>41355920>Not Ben "Mermaid Murderer" Garrison
>>41355920Ben "the monster masher" garisson
>>41344736dammit, now I'm home I'm writefagging because of you...>>41351879and stealing the racism aspects from you lightly though they impact the story...
>>41355920>centaur crusherliterally from Dark Sun
>>41355298>monster girls are called such due to the fact they are not complete monsters
>>41355737Let us hope for all our sakes that the tanuki menace will be resolved with ruthless efficiency
>>41355920I'd break that snake if you know what I'm saying. She's not best girl but I have brain problems so I'm into someone who has to cuddle with me to remain basically functional.
>>41356650Someone post that /a/ cap that goes >Why are monstergirls so much better than real women?>because the monster is on the outside
>>41356257alright, I got the first draft done, even 3 years later I give credit to Thou Dog for giving me a name for any Rabbit girl in any fiction I write>>41342242 Myxy ran. the woods were dark and the brambles beneath the snow weighted boughts were closely packed... "Run!" her parents had told her on the first night when they heard the baying of the hounds...she hadn't run fast enough, neither had her elder sister. they'd been caught and dragged along tied together, and told that if they ran they'd be killed and be used as feed for the hounds. ...she didn't see a branch in the dark. It whipped across her face, thorns biting into flesh, and her vision on that side was obscured in blood. the baying was farther behind now but not far enough... on the fifth day they took away coinín, her screams could be heard for a time before they petered off into a faint whimpering wail. she was brought back bloody, she didn't say anything, she didn't move, but she started gnawing on the ropes. ...the stream caught her by surprise, she fell down the bank facefirst into the water, she got up and kept running.... on the ninth evening, right before they took her sister away coinín looked her in the eye; when the screaming started it wasn't just coinín, she thought she heard the screamed "RUN!" she chewed through the last few fibers of her bonds and took off, off the road and into the forrest through and under thorns and brambles. ...she was still running when the brambles thinned out, still running across the clearing when she heard the howl; she looked behind her and saw them a man on horseback lead by trio of beasts that weren't wolves only because wolves would never take to a collar. in her looking back she didn't see the hole she fell to her heel in. there was a snapping sound and she tumbled perhaps a half dozen feet before the world wen't black and she new no more.
>>41357483 Myxy dreamed. she dreamed of swimming in the river near her home on a warm summer afternoon, the warm embrace of her mother after a nightmare, the comfort of the close, solid, feel of the walls of their burrow in the side of a high hill under the old oak. she awoke in dimness and pain in her leg, she was under a thick blanket, in a warm room with a fire burned down to coals in a bazier, a candle flickered in a brass holder nearby. she almost didn't notice the man sitting on the other side of the bed calmly fletching arrows. he stood and stretched looking down at her. she realized he was a human, her father had always told her to stay away, that humans were all evil, and a trickle of new fear started dripping through her. "what is your name child?" in a deep voice that sounded gruff more from dissuse than anything. "M-My-Myxy." she stammered out softly, she reached up to something wrapped around her head. "don't touch that child. not till it's time to change the dressing." he reached toward her to readjust the bandage, she tried to flinch away and the pain in her leg exploded. the man had stopped when she moved "leave the coverings alone and you might keep the eye, and don't move like that or your foot will heal badly." he shifted Myxy back into the center of the bed, gently adjusted the bandages, and propped her up into a sitting position. "what happened" asked Myxy "I found you in my woods being chased by wolves and someone I didn't like the look of." he started walking towards teh door at the end of the room "wait!" she cried, she didn't want to be alone again even if he frightened her "please! where are you going!?" the man smiled a little. "to get some food, I'll be back in a little while" true to his word he returned with a bowl of thick broth and vegetables. all they'd given her in the camp was bread-crusts and ditch water. "this is for you child." said the man quietly.
>>41357506 "Th-thanks for saving me from those huma-, those bad men." "it was a small thing, I dislike that sort anyway." the way he said is he almost sounded embarrased or ashamed. she emptied the bowl and he filled it up again with more vegetables and some meat. this surprised her "Are you sure you want to waste so much on something like me?" her mother had told her that Men had no souls and took what they wanted and shared nothing. everything started to blur at the thought of her mother "it's hardly a waste child, you needn't worry over that" sometime through the bowl she started crying, and she nearly spilled all that was left when he put a hand on her shoulder. he didn't say anything, he just squeezed. "I... I'm really grateful for what you did for me, but I should go now or as soon as possible. What would other humans think?" the man shook his head and spoke. "I gave up on what other people thought a long time ago, you needn't worry about that, you can stay here you'll need a a little time to heal at the very least, and I'm not one for putting anybody out in the cold." "W-what do you mean? I don't have to go?" he nodded and she started crying again, he held her while she did and she cried herself to sleep in his arms. she spent the rest of the winter in the old stone cottage with the man, in the spring she found the camp of the bad men, each was dead, their wolves-hounds slain with mighty blows of what would have to have been a large hatchet or a small axe in the middle of all of it was a small stone carin. she wept for a time and returned to his home, and come the fall two figures left pulling sleds of tanned hides over the early snow to trade for a long quiet winter.
>>41357483>>41357506>>41357522That's very cute anon.
>>41357522>>41357506>>41357483so, how was that for a pile of drivel guys?
>>41357781I liked it.
>>41356880>She's not best girl but I have brain problems so I'm into someone who has to cuddle with me to remain basically functional.But anon, Best Girl becomes a cuddle-bug when she gets some coffee in her, the whole "slutty older sister" thing is an act.
>>41357781>>41357522>>41357506>>41357483Well written, effective and enjoyable!
>>41347503She suffers for master, for she is loyal to her. But have hope anon, she will get better. And she will have her day and the world will know of her bravery, power, speed and skill.
>>41357854Well, LoLK does look promising. She was already pretty fearsome in PoFV and SWR/Hisoutensoku.
>rabbits are bad
>>41352022I didn't actually say "screams like a child," I just agreed with it because I thought they were talking about the nature of the screams, not the actual sound
>>41357781It was wonderful and you should be proud of it. Save a copy of that for yourself. You could and likely should expand on that and make a complete tale of that rabbit girl.
>>41347503That also reminds me, the new anime 'Gate' show also has Rabbit girls in it and they too have hard lives and are tough fighters as well.
>>41358371>they're all female>go out and find men they like to have sex and babies with>will leave them after some time or bring them back has husbands for the tribe/race>are bloodthirsty warrior bunnies
>>41358423>Their queen made a bargain with the jerk ass prince to keep his army from killing all of her rabbit people in a war they are losing.>he accepts and makes her into his sex slave>He betrays the agreement and has most of her people killed off>She knows what he did>Her surviving people think she sold them out to save her own hide.>there is nothing much she can do but suffer.Yea. They have a hard life. But DAMN isn't Karma a bitch you jerk ass prince!
>>41351731Because carrots don't help your eyesight, retard. Do you always believe WW2 era British Propaganda?
>>41342242>Their meat is not nutritious unless bred for it.they're lean as fuck if you're rabbit girls aren't built like this, you're doing it wrong
>>41359103I'm surprised someone hasn't started to sell rabbit meat as the next healthy eating meat compared to beef and pork.
>>41358266sadly, even if I have the gumption to write the rest of the story, I'll never get to play a rabbit girl ranger>>41357852>>41357843>>41357777now the question, where does the next chapter start? how does the story go? and also, since I wrote this in notepad and have no spellcheck, where did I fuck up the the spelling and grammar.and was it or was it not fucked to name the character after myxomatosis?
>>41359103Wild rabbits perhaps
>>41345812Even though they don't exist, killing dog kobolds would make me feel kinda badReptile kobolds forever
Mouse Guard General when?
>>41359103>if your rabbit girls aren't built like 12 year old boys you're doing it wrongNot into pre pubesant boys.
>>41359365Then find a DM that would allow one. House ruling is a wonderful thing. I have run home brewed races and it was a fun thing to do. You had the gumption to make that wonderful tale, And if you can do that, I know you can make more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xAToHK2nMkflemish giant rabbits
>>41359460no, as in I've never played an RPG that lasted past a single session and there are no local groups...I can DM...kind of...but thats no help here...
>>41359747Well, if you can't play one, you can still dream and write of one. Never give up.
>>41359365The next chapter ought to take place some time later, after the Man and Myxy have grown to be close friends. Maybe they take a trip into the nearby town together, Myxy's first time away from the safety of the stone cottage.Did the town offer a bounty on each Rabbit Folk slain or was the hunt that Myxy escaped something that a King or Emperor instituted to people think of the Rabbit Folk?
>>41359332idk, it's too much protein? like if you eat polar bear liver you'll get vitamin a poisoning because its full of it. small portions as well.>>41359390>not capturing feral rabbits and teaching them civilityit's like you don't even want to colonialism>>41359427>not into prepubescent boys can you be any more gay?
>>41359427Where do you live that prepubescent boys have that much height and muscle?
A whole thread about rabbits and this hasn't been brought up yet?
>>41360321I don't know what that is.But here's a bunny in a box for your troubles.
>>41360109really, the hunt was a noble being a douche. cause he could get away with whatever he wanted with some NOT-people.I set every other human as indifferent or slightly biased against. ...and I just realized that both of the last 2 pieces of fiction I wrote involved a mortal person or family taking in a fantasy creature...that and I never once specified the race of myxy while using lore associated with hares and rabbits, was this a good idea? or was it just something dumb I'm only just noticing...
>>41360149>can you be any more gay?Not really, which is why I'm, not into prepubescent BOYS, anon.
>>41349162We used to have a nest of rabbits in our back yard, and as a kid I'd go out and hold the babies. I've learned through experience that for some reason baby rabbits calm down immensely when you hold them upside down, and they make the cutest squeeks.
>>41360413Thanks for the bunny box.A while back /tg/ had a thread about a community of people being turned into bunnies by either a disease or a spell, since the reason and setting flip-flopped for a while. Only part that really got hammered down was that they were cheery and happy and had a lot of difficulty being angry, and that it spread through hugs. When the idea took a modern turn, my personal favorite character came about, the police officer Nadene Bradley.
>>41360679I like this idea. Yes.
Despite how much Gate sucked, I kinda enjoyed their rabbit folk.just wished it wasn't all shit.
>>41360679Funny. That reminds me of an old movie....
>>41360894That is the sad thing with the Japan producers. They make a great base line concept and/or setting etc. then they screw it up along the way.
>>41360949tell me about itWhy did this have to be shit? Seriously the fanfics are cooler than this crock.
>>41361025One of the main reasons why Planefag (and others) are so popular. He takes what could have been awesome stuff from Japan and really makes it awesome.
>>41360679I had a lot of fun back in these threads.
>>41361025Thanks for reminding me that I need to check if Overlady got updated.
>>41356880>snektits>not best girlWhat are you doing here?
>>41352022You mean to alert other members of your species that a predator has attacked, allowing them to either flee or aid you in driving them off.
>>41361256It was nice and cute. Even if it only lasted a thread or two, having a drawfag really spiced it up.I've though about adopting such creatures if I ever end up actually making my own setting, but they seem a bit too silly for something meant to be more serious. Besides, the idea for not!Chinese rabbits that was brought up in this setting actually sounds like it'd fit better.
>>41345958>or lust leavesThat better be a typo
>>41361337Miss Smith Is best girl anon!
Fun fact, rabbits are one of the few animals including humans that do not have penis bones. Chimpanzees and apes do however.
>>41360109hows this? she ran, spear in hand, bounding through the trees after her quarry. The stream came up quickly and she vaulted over it using the back end of her spear she was gaining on the boar. Jaqen always told her chasing down a boar wouldn't work out like she wanted but it never stopped her from trying whenever one bolted. This time was different though, this time she'd prepaired, this time... the boar stopped and turned and in an instant charged directly at her, she had a grip on the spear and that was all that saved her. as it charged the great beast caught a wing of the spearhead shoving her straight back and off to one side. she rolled and hopped-up and was already raising the spear, but not fast enough... the arrow sailed over her shoulder and into the eye of the pig it's still-charging body tripped, and started to tumble landing on the girl, she gasped and struggled to extricate herself from her porky imprisionment. "you know Myxy, I keep telling you to stop chasing them so hard" he was an old-ish man tall, with a short salt and peppered beard, a old overlarge and well worn hatchet hung at his belt. three arrows cleched in is right hand and a longbow held more loosely in the other. "it'll be a learning experience for you to get yourself out of there. WITHOUT damaging the meat or the hide" he smiled, and turned to retreve the travois with the ranging's kills...
>>41361845Fun fact, cats will purr not only when they're happy, but when they're sick, hurt, or in the moments before their death.
>>41361880>>41360109at least as a start...
>>41361845Fun fact, we can still break our dicksThanks a lot naturewhats the evolutionary purpose of dick bones?
>>41362110a dick ready to go all night long/instantly ready for sex
>>41361880>>41361942Every great story has to start somewhere.
>>41362152Don't all all teenagers already have that?Excluding the awkward first time of course
>>41362110torn erectile tissue > broken dick bone
>>41362110Why the fuck do we have our testicles hanging in a vulnerable sack of skin?
>>41362253to keep them at a cooler temperature than the rest of the body
>>41362225that looks like a circle of orboros (hordes) unit...a fast assassiny one...>>41362178now the tricky bit will be the middle and the ending...
>>41362253To be cooler than the rest of our bodyWhy we can't retract them, I have no idea. Kinda reminds me of a thread on /sci/ a year to two ago, what people would add to humans to make them more resilient/better slaves.
>>41354114Greasy. And the ones for eating aren't the kind at your local pet store. Unless your local pet store is in Peru.
>>41359747Well, anon, can you Roll20?
>>41362328I think it's because normally they're at a safe enough location (higher than the legs, they don't really stick out, fairly small compared to the rest of the body), and since it's painful for them to be harmed we'll instinctively know to avoid letting our balls get dragged through a brier patch.
for people who like cute bunnies
>>41362557I can, but those were the games that folded after session 1...>>41362877...not sure how I feel about this...I didn't think I was screencap good...
>>41342242>>41342256>>41342264Yeah I'm going to join "lagomorphs now fulfil the role of goblins in my settings"
>>41363284I would do that, but I like rabbits and I want my goblins to be unlikable little shits that, as a group, you want to slaughter, but individually are pretty cool to hang out with so long as you don't happen to be particularly delicious.
>>41363284Unfortunately my goblins are already sort of bat-people (with maybe a bit of shark, not pictured) but it IS a good idea, yeah.
>>41363398Bottom left is my waifuClaimed
I'd be a little wary of non-anthropomorphized rabbits in a fantasy setting.
>>41342242u wot m8?
>Interesting and entertaining thread>About bunnies>Only on /tg/
>>41363667Now, now. There's enough goblin waifu for everyone.
>>41342242Man, this guy draws the coolest shit. Really unique art style.
>>41356257Good job with the writing! I'm the anon that did those bittersweet lines before. Glad to see that you turned it into a story.
>tfw bunny waifu
>>41347611I imagine "Gobblits" fits better, especially if you imagine a rowdy bunch of them raiding your vegetable farms. "Rablins", while okay, seems kinda tame.Eh, whatever. It's not like they're a real thing... yet....> yells into basement "CONTINUE THE EXPERIMENTS!"
>>41364632Why not just "Rabble?"
>>41354061>I'll explain more later.Remember when I said that?I'm doing that now.>Daughter of the goddess of water and her mortal husband (formerly her most powerful and loyal servant), the lady of the moon is silent and untalking.>She was able to communicate simply though sympathetic projection, though she preferred to be alone.>As the first druid and originator of all lycanthropic power, her preferred shape is ironically a dire white hare.>She takes a mortal host when the people of her realm (a breakaway tribe of rabbit-persons) is threatened.>Though she is herself chaste, and her hosts similarly, her people tend to be more prone to promiscuity than most.>When the world was threatened with destruction by the god of war slaying most of the other gods, she escaped at the request of the god of the sun, her brother-in-law.>Guiding the survivors of the mortal realm towards defeating the god of war, she was one of the few original deities that remained of the catastrophe.>Returning to her home, she taught the mortal druids to take the form of different beasts. Her humanoid form is an unusually large (Medium) rabbitfolk or halfling.>Her followers generally ascribe the following animals to the races of mortals.>The halflings are closest to her people, and courageous, most usually being represented as hares as well.>Gnomes are often clever rodents, such as squirrels or similar quick animals.>Dwarves are hardy animals, like badgers.>Humans are often considered as wolves or dogs, depending on their temperament.>Elves are mostly portrayed as foxes.>Orcs are mostly viewed as either bears or boars.>Dragonborn are portrayed as large lizards or actual, small dragons.>Those that are planetouched retain traits of their elemental/planar nature and take a form associated with their element.
>>41355920ben "felines on fire" garrison
>>41364219>dem eyes in the left panelwho is this artist ? reminds me of the Pokémon mangamuh dik
>>41364960I think it's from a compilation of different artists in a FE:A doujin named "Fire loveblem." There are some great artists in there, this one has one of the simplest drawing styles but it's pretty funny, with bunny grill trying to fight and prove her dominance before mating with the guy.
>>41360522Fucking hell, I never thought I'd start liking rabbit girls because of their back muscles.>>41364935Ben "bunny basher" Garisson
>>41365443That's pretty gay anon.
>>41365462This shit needs to stop. Liking women isn't gay in the same way liking effeminate men isn't straight.
>>41365834Wow you're extremely fucking queer.
>>41342264We need to make a setting where Bunnys fight Goblins in an eternal war.The goblins are somewhat like the orks of the setting, while the bunnys pretend to be highly civilized asshats.It would be so cute to describe a setting where bunny worriors tellal tales ofnthe great long ear who held the carrot hills against waves of goblins all on his own.
>>41364812>Orcs are mostly viewed as either bears or boars.Russian Bear Orc Cavalry get!
>>41342242>be me>be a glorious warrior of the carrot>just finished training on the holy lance>received my first guinea pig as a mount>go out to first battle>the plan is simple, we will flank them from the right with all our forces at once, the statistics show that if we use less forces for our main front line we will suffer less casualties there, so if we remove our troops from the front lines completely and set up a new front line to the west we will not suffer any casualties anymore>GENIOUS>we prepare for battle, the armor is shining, the lances are spikey and the guineas are furious for battle>we take one last bite of the carrot to grant us strength before the battle>we charge in>the enemy expected us to come from this direction, they must have noticed that we withdrew our forces into this direction!>curse them!>"CHAAAAAAAAARGE!" we yell at the top of our tiny lungs as we plunge into certain deathWe need this shit to be grim derp.Grim because eternal war, derp because cute bunny rabbits.
>>41342242So, what about hares then?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6dwT-XT5VU
>>41365443Ben "Snake Slicer" garrison >>41365863>liking feminine guys isn't gay dudes, totally 150%straight! >ew you like girls with actual muscles, you god damned pumfter
>>41366074the only thing gay here is you sucking off Jonathan McIntosh as anita nails you in the ass
>>41366105Still less faggotry than you.
>>41366045>The overly excited British big game hunterThere will never be a stereotype I enjoy more than this one.
Overly real looking rabbits that strike fear into the hearts of all.
>>41364632>Gobblits and Rabblins over run the country side because of their fast breeding.>Release the fox hounds.>They are fox girls.>Gobblits and Rabblins may be dangerous, but they're still tasty.
>>41344879>>41352052i dont, explain. is it vore related or something?
>>41367577Foxes eat rabbits. S yeah.
>>41367577No! They prepare them in traditional fashions. They're not savages.Rabblin Stew.Roast Rabblin.Hasenpfeffer.
>>41359332Mmmh, maybe in your country. Rabbit is fairly common here in France, as a lean white meat.
>>41358423I hate this shit. 12 year olds first fap fetish the fucking anime race. they did it to monster girls and everything else they can get their fucking hands on.
>>41361932>cats purr even moments before death>remember years back when I held my cat that I had since I was born in my hands in his last moments of his life.>He was purring before he went.Why did you have to fucking remind me. I legitimately hate you for digging those memories up.
>>41367626>>41367630sure foxes like rabits, iunno, I guess i thought it was a reference. great, now all I can think about is poor coinin getting cornered by a fox girl who either methodically cooks her up or just dines right away.>>rabblestop this now.
this seems appropriate.
>>41342262>despite all that.>They're fast. They're pests. They breed too fast. What the fuck you turbo autist
>>41367809>methodically cooks her up or just dines right away.Life is savage, friend. In the end it's all about the food chain. If rabbits had the means, they'd eat each and everyone one of us.
>>41367999one of us?what makes you think I'm some fox? also, thats pretty hypocritical, saying life is savage right after saying you predators aren't savages because you cook.
>>41367999Foxes are spooky
I want to fondle a cotton butt
>>41368622I know you do, big guy.
>>41355737Who is Ben Garrison?
>>41369468What does he have to do with monster girls?
>>41369529if they were real, he would want them exterminated
>>41355023You watch this as a kid?Really my inspiration to portray rabbits as anything other than completely helpless idiots.
>>41350591I think she's crying because she's being force-fed rabbit stew. [spoilers]her parents[/spoiler]
>>41369620Nope, I watched Hy, пoгoди! and Popeye the Sailor
>>41362328You'd have to completely start from scratch if you were building a person from the ground up. Too much of our structure is clearly hacked together from drunken planners and committee designs.
>>41369620No. I found the book at a garage sale, but never got around to reading it.Looks brutal.
What kind of foot gear would a rabbit equip?
>>41342242>Australia posts on /tg/
>>41369677There's nothing in the picture to suggest force-feeding. She's not in any harness, there's no feeding tube, no-one else in the picture holding a blade to her throat.Out of context, going just by the picture, the most obvious reason she'd be crying is emotional distress from whatever event fucked her up so badly. Look at all those bandages!
>>41369858Heavy boots with crampons. They're naturally pretty good at kicking, it's logical to take advantage of that.
>>41367833>someone cucked a rabbit out of spite
>>41369944Knowing /r9k/ I'm surprised he didn't do it himself.
>>41352198Of course not. That costs extra
>>41369844It's good. The religious and ancient Greek allusions are interesting. I would also recommend the movie. Whoever labeled it a "children's movie" must have not actually watched it.The author was an officer in WW2 and the characters were inspired by 12 of his friends that he campaigned with in Palestine, France, the Netherlands, Denmark, India and Singapore.
>>41369858Probaly thick soled sandals
Thank you OP because of you when my party goes to not-Asian they will get tricked in to helping them be attack by a horde of 3 foot tall rabbit people.
>>41360679>police officer bunnyDisney has got a surprise for you
bunny people do not have to have the same racial traits as actual bunnies
>>41372533But that's how beastfolk work.
>>41372533What's the point of making animal people if they're not going to have any of the abilities/traits of the animals they're based off of?
>>41353191That's not too surprising. People incorrectly assume cats are intelligent because they project on them. Dogs for instance, consistently test smarter than cats at some very basic logical puzzles.
>>41364134Koto Inari's art is how I imagine touhou if it became cutesy lovecraftian horror.
>>41355180Because she got picked up from a shithole and eaten her first warm meal in God knows how long.
Fucking rubbits, man.
Rabbits get out.
>>41369677you know, I considered putting that into >>41357483 instead of the sibling rapes, I don't regret my decision...that would have just been TOO edgy, and perhaps a little dumb...though it wouldn't have been force-feeding, more "starved into eating anything"
>>41369529he hates all non and sub humans so monstergirls are no better then an asian women fishing for 100% aryan dick
>>41342242>You see of all the conventional animals that can be exist in a setting, I think rabbits are the worst. >Rabbits are bad and should not exist in fantasy.>Implying the world was created for the convenience of humans.
>>41362877>>41361880>>41357522>>41357506>>41357483>>41342242I need more pictures of sad little girls, rabbit/bunny/hare or otherwise, to get me in the headspace to continue writing... anybody got any?
>>41375964I have small, mostly unrelated things I use as reaction images to give you.
>>41367721Serves you right for ever having a cat. Do us all a favour and off yourself.
>>41375964I can dump some stuff
>>41375964On of my most feelsy pictures.
>>41377545Here's another one of my favorites
My god all these sad girls are making my white knight instincts to act up
>>41377821Kinda creepy, but it tells the story well
>who remembers when this pic was new?>>41377075that one...that one helps, I may have more before the thread sages out...>>41377437dude, thats cold...>>41377545awesome.>>41377672sort of the opposite of a sad girl here, and both the sets like this that I have make me sad too...>>41377798I'm depending on that. it's how I get my write on... I have 56,000 words written courtesy of images like this and a nat-100 on the monster girl random waifu chart(harem roll). thats 56,000 words before the first sex actually happens anyway...and now I have a vingette series unfolding in my head because of one crying bunnygirl and some potential dialogue...just as soon as I finish my cream of mushroom-chicken-celery-spam rice I'll start on number 3...
>>41377933All the years spent here. We really are here forever.
>>41377933I feel horribly young, and horribly old at the same time.
>>41377933You better deliver
>>41379022shush you, I only just finished my rice...
>>41379095shit this one's a long one, part three worked out as a single short scene in my head, but I had to write in the context and it's getting up there...>>41361880>last paragraph of part 2 wrote it earlier she was still trying to lever the boar off herself when Jaqen dragged up the travois. "you still haven't figgured out that you have to carve your way out of there?" he started hanging up one of the boars elder children in a tree for bleeding and field dressing. Myxy sighed and pulled out her carving knife, by the time Jaqen was done wrapping up the meat they would save from his kill she was free, and holding a bloody and crudely carved ham. she knew better that to complain in cases like this, 'it's how you learn' would be his reply with no offer for help that wasn't really nesseccary. she wasn't dead or injured so it would be a learning experience
>>41370170Not even a caged rabbit would let some /r9k/ faggot get any.
*sighs*this thread just reminds me that my 8 year old french lop has arthritis and trouble moving around and in 2 hours i have to give him his pain meds and eye drops.i think i'll go sit with him for a while.
>>41380044Do another one!
>>41380670it's long, but almost done... Peter had an amazing view from the treebranch. he'd been sitting there for the better part of the day napping and sketching the little town down the hill. he was startled awake by the crunching sounds below him of someone pulling a sled over last nights snow. looking down and across the small clearing he saw a pair of figures in green hooded cloaks pullin a huge load of wild animal furs. they stopped near the center of the clearing. "alright, I'm going to go into town and see about setting up a meeting with the furriers appraiser; while I'm gone I want you to gaurd the haul" the taller figure said to the smaller. the smaller nodded and hefted a spear taller than he was and reached down to his belt to check something Peter couldn't see. the larger one knelt down and spoke quietly to the smaller. the figure nodded again and received an embrace from the taller man before he took his leave walking towards the town. Peter watched the smaller figure stand near the sled, occasionally it would walk to a different side and look in a different direction. since he had nothing else he could do and his mother had always told him to stay away from humans he withdrew his sketchbook from it's case and started drawing what he thought of as "the fur-gaurdian" in his various positions around the sled. he didn't want to draw attention to himself for fear the human would "take an interest" as his father was fond of putting it.
>>41379022I'm so confused, whats happening in this picture?
>>41381029 "thas what happened to the Giorria family three years ago; my brother went by to visit hoping he could as about courting their eldest, Coinín, he found 2 mangled, skinned bodies and found tracks of horses and men and dogs." Peter's father always used the tale to warn Peter and his siblings to keep their distance from men unless it was absolutley essential, especially nobles, and especially when out alone. Because of that, and the nightmares those bedtime stories caused he didn't dare make a sound. it was getting late, and his parents weren't back; they'd gone to the town as a special trip to gather supplies for the Angoil families new house. his worry caused Peter to shif nervously looking towards the setting sun in the distance, and in doing so he dropped his sketchbook. it fell a good twenty feet to the ground with a small sound. small though it was it caught the attention of the fur-gaurdian who took a grip on his spear and started walking towards Peters tree. when the gaurdian got close it bent down to pick up the sketchbook, Peter took this as the best opportunity to fall out of the tree and run, but his jacket caught and tore on a branch dropping him squarely on his butt at the gaurdians feet in a tatter of pale blue fabric and stuffing. in one hand the gaurdian held the booklet and in the other the spear, a foot of steel resting on the space between Peters eyes. "who are you?" asked the gaurdian in a faint and feminine voice it seemed he'd guessed wrong on her gender at first, one of her eyes was covered along with the rest of her mouth to keep the heat in. "my, my name is Peter, Peter Br'er" he tried to sound confident, but his voice came back in a squeak as he remembered his uncle coming back from the Giorria house. he tried standing but the spearpoint wouldn't move. he prayed she didn't notice the lumps under his cap or the shape of his legs in the tatters of his coat.
>>41381080 she inhaled and started to speak again but a rustling in the bushes caught her attention, and she stopped. then she called out "whose out there?" Peter's parents stepped out slowly; his mother looked distressed and her knees hit the ground. "please. I'm his mother, please don't hurt him, don't take my Peter away" "I had no intention to" said the gaurdian, but peter's mother didn't seem to hear. and the pleading didn's seem to stop, even worse, her hat slipped off and her ears flopped down on either side of her face. the gaurdian froze and peter immediately decided he'd make a sacrifice "Run!" he shouted, thinking he could get them to leave and escape, he grabbed the spearshaft only to have it wrenched from his hands and almost as if by reflex have the haft crack down on the top of his head. he'd have a bruised ear for sure, he was still on the ground and he could see the taller of the human returning through the brush behind his parents, silent as the death he most certainly represented. "what," he asked in a deep gruff voice that made both of Peter's parent jump "is going on here?" the whole Br'er famil was shaking now. his mother tried to say something but only stammered incoherently. the man held up a hand and pointed at the Gaurdian "Myxy?" she shook her head, and blinked "this boy was watching me, I didn't see him climb the tree, but he was watching" she held up peters sketch peter found his voice amidst the pained skull. "I was asleep in the tree when you got here, mam," he said remembering his manners "my parents left me here while they went into the town." the man in the hood nodded looked behind him and whistled loud and shrill, the Br'er family flinched. "alright, Myxy, escort them a safe distance away, and apologize" that last part sounded a threat and the Girl, Myxy, gulped "...for frightening them"
>>41381042Koishi and Satori are both a type of youkai that can read thoughts and feelings. Kisha didn't like this, so she sealed her third eye, which made her a creature of the subconscious only, never noticed with a self effected by how others feel. Her third eye has been torn off completely in this oicture, so she won't be reopening it and rejoining her sister any time soon.
>>41381042The two girls are sisters, each with the ability to read minds due to their third eyes. Koishi (green haired one), having it found too painful to always see into people's minds and be hated for it, has closed/cut it, killing her ego in the process. Her sister Satori is crying since she can no longer "hear" her sister.
>>41381111 Myxy walked with the family away from the clearing. when they were far enough away that the voice of the fur appraiser was a quiet mumble she looked at the family, "Missus, uhm, Br'er; I'm sorry for frightening you for the life of your son Peter, it was a mistake" the triteness of it galled Peter, a human, apologizing to the 'flop-eared' folk who buy law weren't even people... "you listen to me" said peter with a well of faux-courage built on frustrration and bolstered in fear and not a small amount of pain "you have a lot more to apologize for than that human," he spat the term "all of you do for what was done to us, what IS done to us even now. who have you lost hmm? to unfair persecution? nobody I'll wager, your father looks the sort to just intimidate his way out of things" petertook a moment to inhale, expecting at any second to be dodging a swung spear like before "and I'll bet your mother blames bad harvests in the garden on us stealing food too" what he was saying seemed to be working because the Girl was stepping back with every scentence, to compensate Peter was stepping foreward "my father and mother lost their friends, my uncle lost his chance for a life with a girl he'd only just mustered the courage to ask, I bet Coinín is in some cell kept for the use of the noble's men" he'd gotten very close by now he thought he saw a tear in her eye and had no intention of stopping "...and there's nothing the law will say about it because we're all just animals to you-" he was cut off when the girl pulled back her hood and lowered her face cover. ears flopping down past a lightly furry face
>>41381144 "Coinín is dead, she died so I could escape, and Jaqen isn't evil like that" she turned in tears and fled throwing her hood and mask back up as she did. sprinting with speed Peter couldn't beleive back towards the clearing. peter just stood there dumbfounded for a while. "my brother never found the bodies of the Giorria daughters..." his father said absentmindedly..."lets go, the Angoil family needs this hardware if they want their house to stand up to the winter."-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Myxy sprinted all the way back to the clearing, Jaqen was waving to the retreating appraiser he turned in time to catch her as she hugged him and cried into his chest, she hadn't bawled like this in more than a year she'd come close, but she'd held it in. but all of the unfair wrongness of what the boy had said struck her hard she tried to tell Jaqen what'd happened but she couldn't between the sobbing she fell asleep listening to him humm a lullabye. they awoke the next morning pulled the sled into town, did their trading and left for the cottage, she had been excited about seeing the village, she wasn't anymore. she only noticed the sketchbook when they got home with a sled-full of food and tools for the winter. sitting on the bottom of the pile
>>41381123>>41381138Thank you both, I didn't think anyone would answer my questionNow I feel terribly sad
>>41359332America, I'm guessing?Americans (urban) can't bring themselves to eat anything besides pork, beef, and chicken.Present them with rabbit and you'll get anything from "eww" to "BUT ITS TOO CUTE" to an animal rights group trying to sue you for cruelty.
>>41381303You forgot Turkey, which reminds me. My family drove to the bay area and had rabbit stew with Thanksgiving dinner one year. PETA must never know.
>>41381303I think only city people would do that. Rabbit tastes good and they're annoying little bastards if you grow any type of vegetable.
>>41381605>(urban)And city people are 80% of the population, so it's a fair generalization.
>>41381281>Now I feel terribly sadcan I do anything to help those feels?>>41381029>>41381080>>41381111>>41381144>>41381170wow...hindsight is showing me problems already. I guess thats what I get for aiming at a short story with high detail...in other news I think I probably need re-write the whole last six paragraphs...>>41381546I've never had a good rabbit stew before...something in it was just...off.>>41381605>Rabbit tastes goodbest cooking method? I'm curious...
>>41382573That was really good though. Try some of the other pictures then
>>41382702why bother? the thread'll be dead soon...
>>41382573You can give me a virtual hug , Anon.
>>41382814I'll let this image be the hug for you
>>41382787Darn, well keep writing then at least on /tg/It's very cute
>>41360149Rather unrelated, but i knew i recognized that floofy and adorable style. It's by Setouchi Kurage n-not that i follow his works or anything... buh~~
>>41377075you wouldn't happen to know the artist now, would ya?