>You are one of two young Tuffle twins, thrown at Earth starting in early Dragon Ball by your "father">"Canon" has already taken a sharp turn from the "norm," as you'll readily see, and can take even sharper turns depending on the thread's action/dialogue choices and ideas>Stats and dice mechanics will be used, and explained when needed as the quest progresses>Let's all try to have some fun, ok?Previously on Dragon Ball Tuffle Quest: After the first round of the 22nd World Martial Arts Tournament came to a close, you started the quarterfinals off with a bang! Your match against Chi-chi had some close calls, but you came out on top. Next, in spite of Tien gaining the upper hand, Yamcha managed to claim victory! Now with the Turtle School triumphant, Roshi seems to want to speak with Shen about something...
>>41281572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8JwUGR9SokRoshi and Shen glare at each other. You can sort of tell that they're already talking, telepathically. The silence in the waiting area is discomforting, as if a single word even hinted at being said the wrong way could set them both off.Naturally, Arale decides to poke Shen with a stick."Stop that, girl." he seethes through his teeth as the poking continues."What're you doing? You're just standing there." the robot girl inquires. Obotchaman quickly tries to pull her aside."Shen, you have much to think on." Roshi tells the other old man, adjusting his sunglasses. "This isn't about our differences anymore. You have an idea what our old master would have to say, but now... well, heh, seems he might want to say it to your face.""...if what the girl said is true, then perhaps I will consider... something." he tries to come off non-committal, but you can tell there's something more on his mind without reading it. "Tell me... is this Baba person truly capable of what you hinted at?">A. "I'd be lying if I said she isn't, what are you planning?">B. Tell him to stick around and find out yourself>C. Something else?
>>41281602>>A. "I'd be lying if I said she isn't, what are you planning?""In fact she brought back our old teacher for a bit to whip us into shape before she trained us."
>>41281602>A. "I'd be lying if I said she isn't, what are you planning?"
>>41281602>>>A. "I'd be lying if I said she isn't, what are you planning?">"In fact she brought back our old teacher for a bit to whip us into shape before she trained us."I concur
>>41281602>A. "I'd be lying if I said she isn't, what are you planning?"Communicating with the dead is pretty damn useful. I wonder if there are other dead martial artists we can communicate with.
>>41281602"I'd be lying if I said she isn't. In fact, she even reunited brobro and me with OUR old teacher to whip us into shape before training us herself." you tell the old man with a confident smile. "What are you planning, Shen?""We will travel to this Fortuneteller Baba, then, and find out ourselves." the Crane Hermit declares, walking off with his students."It'll do you some good." Roshi tells him. "I... wish you well, old friend." Shen stops at that comment and turns back to your master. You can tell he WANTS to say something, but can't bring himself to do it."Hey, Tien!" Yamcha shouts. The triclops turns to look at your friend. "...I'm willing for a rematch, some time. Best 2 out of 3?"For the first time you've really noticed, Tien actually does smile at that remark. A genuine, friendly smile. "I'll try not to break too many of your limbs next time.""Ey, Roshi, do you... think they'll change?" Launch asks as the four members of the Crane School walk off."They... have the potential. Tien and Chiaotzu especially." the old man responds. "Let's hope for the best.""The next match will start shortly: Acer Mahogany Vs. Arale Norimaki!"The robot girl shouts joyfully and quickly runs into the ring. Your brother gulps. "Well... this is it.">A. Encourage brobro and watch the match>B. Tell him good luck and go somewhere (specify)>C. Something else?
>>41281998>>A. Encourage brobro and watch the match"You're the smartest guy I know. If anybody has a chance at beating her, its you. Good luck."
>>41281998>A. Encourage brobro and watch the match>Fight smart Brobro!
>>41281998>B.Go get some of Brobro's favourite food for comfort after he loses.
>>41281998>Encourage brobro and watch the match
>>41282053Brobro's smart, He's probably got the best chance to beat her
>>41282125Then we get it for him as a victory present.
>>41281998"Acer..." You put your hands on your brother's shoulders. "You're the smartest guy I know. If anybody here has a chance of beating her, it's you. Fight smart."Brobro smiles at you. "I will. I'll do my best, sis." The two of you hug tight, then give a dorky expression and "PAT, PAT." at the end."Good luck." you tell him, then tap fists."Thanks." Acer then turns towards Goku. "Hey, uh... you kind of know her better than any of us, any pointers?""She hits hard and fast, but doesn't really try to hurt people." the monkey boy responds. "She can't fly, but can jump really well. She's also more focused on strength than technique.""Noted, thanks Goku." he says and heads into the ring. Arale stands and waves to the crowds as Acer takes his stance."Fighters ready? BEGIN!"Quickly, Acer tries to lunge at the robot girl, landing a powerful punch right at her cheek. Arale doesn't even seem to notice it for a second, but then smiles and tries to grab him. However, your brother's already left an afterimage and is circling around the ring, launching a Spirit Ball at Arale. This time, the girl dodges it and... tries to turn it into a game of tag, running around the arena as the sphere chases her. Acer keeps his cool though, flying up into the air and making sure she doesn't follow. For a moment it looks like he has the advantage as the blast hits Arale in the back of the head, but as Acer tries to go for another strike, Arale GRABS the energy blast and jumps into the air with it."You're it!" she shouts as she slams Acer's own energy attack into his face, sending him crashing into the arena ground. You can hear the girl's friends and family cheering her on as she herself lands, your brother barely avoiding her. As your own friends try to cheer Acer on, you notice Goku is oddly quiet and focused, but has a look on his face that seems to be one of absolute glee.>A. Ask Goku what he's thinking>B. Ignore it and keep watching the match>C. Something else?
>>41282536>A. Ask Goku what he's thinking
>>41282536>>A. Ask Goku what he's thinking
>>41282536>>A. Ask Goku what he's thinkingHes smiling, it is either good or looking forward to a fight.
>>41282536"Something on your mind, Goku?" you ask with a nudge to his arm."Arale's still playing, but she's getting even better." he comments. He seems... oddly serious, while still enjoying the fight. "And Acer's trying his best, too. He's gotten even better. I'm getting really excited.""Wolf Fang Fist!" Acer shouts as he launches a series of strikes, combining the technique with a series of Afterimages, trying to stay one step ahead of Arale. In spite of his best efforts, nothing really seems to be working against her. Your brother again takes to the air, powering up and firing a Revenant Driver at Arale, with an added bit of Flame added to it. The robot girl jumps out of the way again, then tries to dropkick Acer. Thinking fast, he charges a Kamehameha, adding his Fire Magic to it as well. The attack hits true... but results in Arale now being on fire, still dropkicking your brother. He crashes to the ground again. This time, you notice some sort of energy build up in Arale as she lands. It's not ki, but..."N'CHA!" a powerful beam seems to erupt from her mouth, slamming into your brother and knocking him against the wall."Acer Mahogany is out of bounds! Arale Norimaki advances!"Your brother seems dazed and exhausted, but not too badly hurt. Arale helps him up, then runs back into the waiting area, your brother entering with a sigh.>A. Nice try, brobro>B. ...Wanna get some ice cream?>C. Congratulate Arale>D. Something else?
>>41283107>>A. Nice try, brobro>>B. ...Wanna get some ice cream?
>>41283107>A. Nice try, brobro>B. ...Wanna get some ice cream?We gonna avenge the shit out of him ;_;7
>>41283107>A.>B.Hey, Kato. Are we in the half with Arale or the half with Goku or are they both in that half the tournament?
>>41283183They are in the same half. Goku has... a chance of defeating Arale. You'll be facing Yamcha next.
>>41283107>A. Nice try, brobro>B. ...Wanna get some ice cream?
>>41283206I just wanted to know because Kaio-ken would lose the surprise if we had to fight Arale then Goku or Goku then Arale.
>>41283183Maple -Yamcha -Arale -Goku - Chappa.So lets be honestMaple vs YamchaGoku vs AraleFor next round
>>41283228Alright, cool. Thanks.
>>41283228Yeah.Chappa however has gotten A LOT stronger.He likes to hide his power level.
>>41283228I wonder if we'll have to face Arale in the finals as punishment for encouraging her to participate. Goku did manage to beat her in that one what-if scenario in Budokai Tenkaichi 3, but it'll probably be harder to manage with ring-outs and stuff.
>>41283621I wonder if she can shrug off a Kaio-ken Poltergeist Blitz. Probably. Maybe we can ring her out with it though.
>>41283272I wonder if he could beat the shit outta Raditz
>>41283692He's at 900 now and Maple thinks he is hiding more. So probably.
>>41283678Seriously? She could withstand that?I dont know much about the character, how fucking strong is she?
>>41283706If that is the case, easily. Chappa is a highly skilled fighter. Raditz was a punk.
>>41283107"Nice try, brobro." you tell him with a pat on the shoulder. "...wanna get some ice cream?""Heh... sure." he gives a sad nod. You can tell that he WANTED to win that one, he tried his best... and it wasn't enough. He looks to Arale. "Good match. You're even tougher than I thought.""Haha! Thanks, that was fun!" the robot girl responds, running around the waiting room with her arms extended to her sides."The last match of the quarterfinals today will be King Chappa against Son Goku! Former champion against the runner up of the last Tournament!"The monkey boy stretches and walks forward. You and all your friends wish him good luck, then you yourself tell King Chappa good luck as well. You then walk off with Acer, to the food stands. You get some strawberry ice cream with extra sprinkles for him and yourself, then sit down with him. "Really, you did your best.""Heh, thanks..." he looks at the ice cream you gave him, taking a lick. "You know... sis, a while back a lot of us felt your ki raise drastically. Well, first I kind of noticed you getting gradually stronger, but not too long ago it almost seemed like your Power Level doubled." He leans forward. "Did... did you really succeed?">A. Smile but say nothing>B. Yes>C. Deny it>D. Something else?Also encouraging any questions ya'll can come up with on your own.
>>41283731>>A. Smile but say nothing
>>41283731>B."But please please pleaaaase don't tell anyone! It's my trump card, and it's really dangerous, so promise it's a secret for now!"
>>41283731>>B. Yes"And its soooo cool! Worth the year of mediation, almost worth missing my birthday.""Any tips you can give me about Arale?"
>>41283731>>A. Smile but say nothingIts a secret to everybody.
>>41283723Arale is terrifyingly powerful, in terms of raw strength. Note that she probably won't be making any major appearances after this Tournament unless you guys actively try to find her. This is mostly just a scenario that was sort of hinted at in canon, that ya'll approved of.
>>41283731>B. Yes, but ask him to keep quiet about it until after we use it>D. Ask him about the Arale's beam. How did it feel when it hit him? Try to determine what it is.
>>41283731>D. "Yeah, I did in fact successfully learn how to breakdance! Turns out that Auntie Baba had a surprisingly colorful youth, and was once the breakdancing world champion!"
>>41283731"What did you learn, bro?"
>>41283824I definitely didn't approve of it, The gag arale is fucking bullshit and you said you wouldn't use her like that
>>41283731>A. Smile but say nothing
>>41283911She hasn't been used like that yet fortunately. Else Acer would have gibbed the moment she hit him.
>>41284073She also said she wouldn't be "LOL ARALE WINS AUTOMATICALLY" strong and she didn't even put up a sweat fighting Acer so yeah i'm kinda fucking doubting what Kato said
>>41283731>B. YesNo harm in it since he is already out.
>>41284185We gotta trick her then.
>>41284215Acer tried that, It didn't work becasue "Lol arale wins!"
>>41284236We'll think of something.
>>41284236He used afterimages, but didn't really try any other clever tactics when that didn't work.The most obvious solution is to lure her towards the edge of the arena, then fly over her and blast her in the back so she gets blown out of bounds. It'll have to be a pretty powerful attack though.
>>41284292hide and seek, we'll start counting?
>>41284348I.Why do I think that might work?Fuck.
>>41284348"Arale quickly!! The arena is now lava! Don't step in the lava!"
>>41283731You smile at him. "Yeah, I did in fact successfully learn how to breakdance! Turns out that Auntie Baba had a surprisingly colorful youth, and was once the breakdancing world champion!"Acer just bursts out laughing. "Okay, that was a good one, Maple. But really, looks like you succeeded.""Well... okay yes, and it's amazing! It took over a year's worth of meditation and preparation, but I managed it! Almost worth missing my birthday." Acer laughs at that one too. "Just... please don't tell anyone. Kind of want to keep it a secret, for when I really need it.""Your 'trump card' is safe with me, fellow 'Wild Card.'" he promises. "Heh... still, I guess that's another thing I have to catch up on, eventually.""It's pretty dangerous, brobro, but I can help you can get the basics down after the Tournament, if you're willing to spend time training like I did. What was fighting Arale like?"Before he answers you feel King Chappa's Power Level rise. He now seems to be sitting at... about 1300. Not bad. "Well... anyway, she actually doesn't hit that hard. She's strong, but I can tell she holds back quite a deal. That beam was... strange, it was like being hit by a laser, a ki blast, and... 'weaponized shouting' is the best way I can think of describing it.""...'weaponized shouting?'" you repeat."Hey, it's the best way I can say it." Acer shrugs. "In all honesty... I really do think Goku could beat her." he admits. "There's something different about him, it's like he's gotten even better as a martial artist. He also seems to know her style the best out of all of us.">A. You believe in Goku too>B. Not so sure, but you'll be rooting for the monkey boy>C. Speaking of Goku, let's check on the match>D. Something else?
>>41284523>A. You believe in Goku too>D. He probably has the most potential out of everyone on this planet though....
>>41284523>A. You believe in Goku too>C. Speaking of Goku, let's check on the match
>>41284523>A. You believe in Goku too"That monkey boy is a genius at fighting, hopefully he'll find a way. Otherwise my only plan against Arale would be to kindly ask if she can go out of bounds.">C. Speaking of Goku, let's check on the match
>>41284523>A. You believe in Goku tooIf he goes super saiyan i swear to god
>>41284523>>C. Speaking of Goku, let's check on the match
>>41284618I'll give Kato $80 if that happens.
>>41284674>trying to buy super saiyanjust like xenoverse.
>>41284618>>41284674>>41284694There's no real reason yet. Also I reiterate, please try not to get yourselves killed.
>>41284814You've said it enough times, we won't get ourselves killed on purpose.We'll get someone else killed instead, who should it be?
Think our lightning magic can create an EMP against Arale?
>>41284993Never trusted Goku, let's get him kil - waitoh.
>>41285035OOOH Now this i like the sound of
>>41285089Yes of course! The reason we don't want to get killed is because Goku can get killed for us!
>>41285104Well I don't want to do it permanently but even if its temporarily stuns her it would be enough. Plus it would help against other cybernetic villains in the future.
>>41285035Well, EMPs work similarly to Microwaves, so not really.Lightning is just straight up electricity, you'd need a vastly more powerful output for it to cause damage to what would likely be a hardened system, since she does have a massive amount of power that is unleashed in short bursts.She's not like a circuit breaker, a few extra watts won't make her spazz out and shut down for safety reasons, I'd assume.
>>41285164Huh. Then all those electricity users in fiction lied to me!
>>41285164Could we reverse it and drain her of her energy then? Even if its infinite energy we could still use it against her.
>>41285164>She's not like a circuit breaker, a few extra watts won't make her spazz out and shut down for safety reasons, I'd assume.But she's a comedic robot.That shit ALWAYS works on robots in comedy.
>>41285176Not really, typically things have a built in way to disable themselves so that a surge wont fry the electronics.If you drop a lightning bolt onto something electrical that doesn't have the proper safety features it'll just die. And the energy dispersed when a bolt hits the ground can easily trigger some systems to shut down.It's just that it won't temporarily turn it off, you'd have to manually reset it if it was really bad.Just against something like Arale it seems less than effective. She generates her own energy at an incredible amount higher than what we can produce, and her body can withstand it.It's like how you can put a rock in an oven and have a burning hot rock but when you put wood in it, it just gets set aflame. Higher tolerance to energy.
>>41285213ALSO, we got Lightning Flash Surprise, right? Which is a specifically paralyzing electric technique, so it's like super effective.So we pop Spirit Bits, zap her and blast her from the bits to knock her out of bounds.
>>41284523"That monkey boy is a genius at fighting, hopefully he'll find a way. Otherwise my only plan against Arale would be to kindly ask if she can go out of bounds." you admit while rubbing the back of your neck. "I believe in him too. Honestly, he probably has the most potential out of anyone on the planet...""Heh, starting to worry that you can't catch up?" Acer says with a smirk. You're a bit surprised that he's not gone with the usual attempt at teasing. Maybe he's growing up faster than you thought. "Still... yeah. I'm glad things turned out this way."(cont.)
>>41285341"Speaking of Goku, let's check out on his match!" Acer nods, and the two of you head back after finishing your ice cream. You arrive to an intense battle, King Chappa not letting up on his assault, but Goku clearly still a step ahead. Right as you and your brother get a clear view, the two fighters seem to give it their all with one last punch... and Goku dodges. His blow connects, and King Chappa goes down for the count. Goku makes sure to help bring the man over to the waiting area after he's declared the winner. You make sure to heal the man."Heh heh, looks like I was the winner this time around." Goku says happily, tail wagging.King Chappa stands and shakes his hand. "Indeed you were. I still have much to learn, it seems. Good luck on your next match, Son Goku.""Thank you, sir!"As the day starts to come to a close, you, the rest of the Turtle School, all your friends, the Ox King, Puar and Oolong, and even Eighter and the three friends Krillin seems to have brought along are all seated for a meal. Nearby are the Norimaki family and Arale's friends. Roshi raises his glass of beer for a toast. "To the students that have made me so proud as a teacher of martial arts! I'm proud of you all!""Cheers!">A. Chat with your best friends, see how they're all taking this>B. Chat with Bulma and her group for a bit>C. See who Krillin's little trio of new friends are>D. Check on Arale's group, congratulate the girl on her victory>E. Check on Roshi, ask him about Shen and the others>F. Something else?
>>41285375>E. Check on Roshi, ask him about Shen and the othersMake sure to mention that roshi should try to see mutaito too.
>>41285375>>C. See who Krillin's little trio of new friends arePre-android androids are go
>>41285434I really hope Tamborine doesn't viciously murder the entire Crane School.
>>41285375>C. See who Krillin's little trio of new friends are>>41285523With Gero arrested, the android saga is probably not happening. Speaking of which, is our healing capable of curing whatever heart disease Goku gets in the future? If it's not, then we might have to deal with time travelers coming in.
>>41285655>If it's not, then we might have to deal with time travelers coming in.Things will be... different, sure. Who knows what might happen.
>>41285714Yes. Yes. YES! I want to see Cell and Lavos fightin' and then eventually fuse into Cellavos!
>>41285737Anon... be careful what you wish for.
>>41285770I want it so hard that I'd wish on Shenron, Porunga, Ultimate Shenron and Ultimate Porunga for a Chrono Cross/DB crossover.And whatever dragon comes out of the super dragon balls too.
>>41285375"Sooo... I haven't met you three before. Who are you guys?" you ask the young blonde girl, the black haired boy her age, and the green fox person."Name's Konkichi, and my brutha' Krillin here saved my skin and helped me turn over a new leaf." the green fox says with a smile."I'm Lapis!" the black-haired boy says."And I'm his big sister Lazuli!" the blonde girl says."...by about ten seconds." the boy adds."Hah, so you two are twins like me and brobro. Neat." Well that's something."Krillin saved us both from... well, a lot of things, recently." the two admit. "We kind of used to be punks, but Krillin helped us change our ways."Aww, guys..." Krillin blushes and rubs the back of his neck."I wanna get strong just like him!" the blonde girl says."Heh heh, well you two seem eager. I bet you both will make excellent martial artists some day." you tell them with a smile. You then turn to Master Roshi. "So... Master, how do you think Shen and the rest of them are doing?"Roshi looks at you happily. "Better than they ever have been."You grin. "You should probably try to see him some time yourself. You know, check up on him.""Heh... it's been on my mind, Maple. But Shen needs it more than I do. Lots more." The way he says it gives the impression there's something more going on in his mind, but he asks you not to prod any deeper. Goku seems to be busy stuffing his face, Eighter chuckling slightly. Bulma and Yamcha seem to be wanting to plan a date, Puar circling around them happily. Among Arale's group you can hear the girl mention something about a giant... monkey... Um.>A. Chat with the Turtle School students some more (specify?)>B. Ask Eighter where Suno is at>C. See what Bulma and Yamcha are planning>D. What was that about a giant monkey? Gods, please, she was kidding, right?>E. Something else?
>>41286365...what the fuck, Catchpa. There was supposed to be a pic.
>>41286365>>D. What was that about a giant monkey? Gods, please, she was kidding, right?
>>41286365Maybe we can ask Eighter some tips on how to fight an android thats a lot stronger than us.
>>41286365>D. What was that about a giant monkey? Gods, please, she was kidding, right?>B. Ask Eighter where Suno is at
>>41286365>D. What was that about a giant monkey? Gods, please, she was kidding, right?Also it looks to me like Cell just isn't going to happen. Gero's in jail and the androids are well, here.
>>41286365God I don't know if it'll be easier for Krillin to get with Lazuli or a hell of a lot harder since she obviously looks up to him like a big brother right now.
>>41286543Doesn't stop a Cell from another dimension to hop back into our universe. Its not time travel, but dimensional travel. Without Lapis and Lazuli becoming androids, he'll never become perfect but he may find substitutes.
>in this canon Lazuli sees Krillin as a mentor figure instead of a "I should bang the dwarf" figureThis is oddly okay.Wonder if Gero will get out and make 17 and 18 a thing anyway.Boy would that be awkward for Gero once he realizes ain't no one fuck wit the Krill-meister.
>>41286543We might have Donut Steel androids for Cell to absorb.Also no Cell might be refreshing. Its kind of annoying knowing in the back if your head that as you get stronger so does Cell cause of 'lol I know all your skills'.
>>41286597If we're using a Cell from a different dimension/timeline then Cell could absorb other Cells
>>41286644>Our Cell is super nice and does literally nothing wrong, likes flowers and writes poetry>Get absorbed right awayRIP Nice Cell
>>41286625>Truffle genes fuck with computer's programming because UNTOLD IQ!!!!>Cell winds up saying "nah, fuck all this "perfection" shit, I just want to go build stuff in space, ciao!"
>>41286625>Also no Cell might be refreshing. Its kind of annoying knowing in the back if your head that as you get stronger so does Cell cause of 'lol I know all your skills'.Actually that's the TIME PATROLLER from xenoverse's shtick. At least I think it is. No explanation is given for how your character is as strong as end game Goku except people commenting that "you know lots of things". Ironically the skills Cell has that aren't copied from other fighters are some of the strongest in that game.
>>41286644Hurm. I did wonder why Cell never absorbed his main-verse counterpart while he was still in the incubator. Could be he had nothing to gain from it, but it would be interesting if he gained the abilities of the Big Gette Star too. >Metal Cell can absorb machine beings to, meaning Android 8, 16, 19 and 20 are fucked. Then Cell gains Dr. Gero intellect too and begins making even more androids. Not Cell Jrs, but Androids 22-??
>>41286697>Our Cell is actually our timeline's version of Android 16
>>41286714It's especially jarring as an Earthling. I get reminded of Super Human then try to purge the thought.
>>41286763>"I will not do anything other than seek Perfection, Gero."So, he'd be exactly like normal Cell but with less smug?
>>41286714Well, there are mentors in Xenoverse, so the Time Patroller had personal training from a bunch of strong characters.
>>41286805The thing I don't get is>Struggles with Raditz>in the span of possibly an afternoon he becomes strong enough to fight Revival of F level FriezaTime fuckery, my ass!
>>41286767I have a Pet theory that the time patroller is a mutant. Captain Ginyu says he's a mutant, I think Frieza was a mutant, and as powerful as Goku and Vegeta are no other Saiyan as strong as they are has gotten anywhere close to their power level so its plausible that they're mutants too.
>>41286834I think we have to pretend there was a lot of training in-between since its a video game.
>>41286644...hmm. Tori DID come up with a number of Cell designs...
>>41286834>>41286848The Time Patroller was literally wished into the game by Shenron. But Shenron can't really create things more powerful that he is, so he settled for giving a ridiculous amount of potential to the Time Patroller.That's my theory anyway.
>>41286855Dragon Ball makes so much more sense if you think of it as an RPG. Find a super powerful boss you can't even touch? Just grind some more!
>>41286858That first one is silly.That second to last one is terrifying
>>41286848>>41286848Broly is a mutant Saiyan in my eyes.
>>41286858Now imagine them posing Ginyu Force style.
>>41286922Why WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PLANT THATI MAGE IN MY MIND!?
>>41286365You look at the android man. "Say Eighter, where's Suno at? I haven't seen her in a long time, kinda thought she'd be here...""She was selected among Jingle Village to present flowers to King Furry tomorrow, along with girls from all around the world." he informs you happily."Oh yeah, 20th anniversary since he was crowned." Bulma comments. "Well that's lucky that she got to do that.""Everyone is so proud of her. I hear Penny went there as well, with King Gurumes' blessing. He even put his best guards with her to help protect her.""Heh, I'm glad he's really reforming. Say, um..." You lean in closer. "You... wouldn't happen to know anything about fighting androids leagues stronger than yourself, would you? J-just asking."Eighter immediately looks at Arale, who seems to be drinking some kind of fluid. "...it may take a while for energy reserves to restore themselves if one uses them up too quickly?""G-great... tire them out, then..." you look at the robot girl nervously. She said something about a giant monkey. Oh gods she didn't... Well, one way to check. You head over. "Saaaay, uh, Senbei, what does she mean by that?"The man looks at you in a panic, slightly startled. "Ah, uh, um... well... you see..." He then leans in closer and whispers in your ear. "You never said how BIG the were-monkey things were..." he says, pointing at Goku.>A. ...h-how on Earth did you stop him?>B. What happened to Penguin Village?>C. PANIC>D. Something else?
>>41287060>C. PANIC>Telepathy panic at Brobro!
>>41287060Did you beat it up Arale?
>>41287060>A. ...h-how on Earth did you stop him?>>B. What happened to Penguin Village?
>>41287060>>41287084ThisAlso in this match with tiny droid against goku coming up, are you rolling for it kato with modifiers/stats? or are you just going to pick a winner based on your knowledge/preference
>>41286858>those Space Marine Cell shoulderpadsDamn son.
>>41286393What's the deal with the androids having blue eyes?
>>41287151>Lapis>lazuliNot sure anon
>>41287119Base skills are going to be a big factor into it, though you guys will have an influence....do you want to risk rolling for something like that? Truly let the dice decide? Or just resign yourselves to cheering Goku on?
>>41287060>A. ...h-how on Earth did you stop him?>B. What happened to Penguin Village?Let's not panic.
>>41287224Hell no. Liam is a fickle goat master. He'll probably root for Arale too.
>>41287060>>A. ...h-how on Earth did you stop him?>>B. What happened to Penguin Village?We got this, we got this. It's cool. Don't panic.
>>41287224Well as it is Gokus just gonna lose right?No chance for underdogs taking it if theres no rolling, i dont wanna roll for it i was just wondering if you did with heavy modifiers as that sounds like it would have the most interesting results
>>41287224I want to leave it up to Liam.
>>41287224Maybe just let Goku know that we're looking forward to seeing him in the finals.>>41287305What makes you think that?
Why don't we and Goku sit down tonight and discuss strategy. He might have more information that we could use to devise a plan or general tactics against Arale.
>yfw every quest has a different war cry for rollingFrom Liam to kubo. HYPE to Blackwater no, fuck that guy, no one calls him out for good rolls!
>>41287493>"What kind of food is strategy?"
FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE: Phantom Hammer-Maple makes three spirit bombs, and throws each of them at the opponent as a feint.-If the spirit bomb misses, it orbits around Maple.-If Maple has three spirit bombs orbiting around her, she absorbs them, and performs a giant beam move.-Some shit with absorbing spirit bombs empowers the beam.-This beam move, if it hits, wipes out a person's body and soul.-Too powerful a move right now tho
>>41287547No mary sueish mate
>>41287547What game is that?
>>41287060You want to panic. You want to telepathically share your panic with your brother. Goku transformed. And... and Arale... "She... did she beat... Goku? Is that how she stopped him?"Senbei nods. "Used up her reserves firing at him over and over, but... she knocked him out."You feel like gravity just got ten times heavier. SHIT. "W-what about Penguin village?""Avoided the brunt of the damage. We ARE missing a mountain or... twelve." Senbei admits.You think on what he just said. Seems Eighter was right about tiring her out... maybe it'd be helpful in making sure Goku's got a good strategy tonight. After dinner, everyone seems to be ready to turn in for the night.>A. Find Goku and talk some strategy>B. Meditate for a while>C. Something else?
>>41287628>A. Find Goku and talk some strategy
>>41287628Oh this is some grade a bullshit Kato>B. Meditate for a whileKing Kai gameplan, He's sure to got to have some tactical students>Mfw we meet Cao Cao
>>41287628>>B. Meditate for a while
>>41287628>>A. Find Goku and talk some strategy
>>41287628>B. Meditate for a whileMaybe chat strategy a little before but this is a tourney we gotta focus on keeping ourselves 100%Anything else would be insulting
>>41287651>>Mfw we meet Cao CaoWhich Cao Cao?I've seen him in plenty of things.Hopefully you don't mean Dynasty Warriors
>>41287711Historical Cao Cao
>>41287628>A. Find Goku and talk some strategyLet's do this.
>>41287628>B. Meditate for a while
>>41287628wait, didn't we blow up the moon?
This move sponging, or the way we're going about it, is something I don't really approve of. Like, we're just using other peoples' techniques, instead of empowering or coming up with our own based on the knowledge those other techniques give us. We shouldn't still be using Jan-ken-fist or whatever it's called.
>>41287767They have their own moon, As i said Arale is fucking bullshit and not even needed in the series
>>41287767Penguin Village has many moons.
>>41287787This is the future we asked for and voted for. She is bull shit, and likely last time showing up in Dragon Ball. Mood shift so she won't fit.
>>41287767Only one of them, there are still fifteen left.
>>41287836The vote was obviously samefagged by trolls, No one in their right mind would've voted for her
>>41287851No, you dumbass, there's fourteen left.
>>41287857>in their right mind>implying anyone is sane or stable on 4chan
>>41287786It's a shame that not a single person cares about your opinion or feelings, anon. My condolences.
>>41287628You leave the other girls, most already deciding to get some rest, and go find Goku. He seems extremely excited. "Can't sleep either, Maple?""Kinda. Wanna talk for a bit, Goku?" you ask. The two of you walk outside. "I... do you have an, um, game plan for Arale, tomorrow?"To your surprise, Goku throws a punch at you. You catch it, but notice him smiling. "I've got some ideas, Maple. Looks like you aren't slacking either. ...you're worried about fighting her, aren't you?"You sigh and smile. "Damn, when did YOU get so clever, monkey boy?""Heh heh! I've gotta keep up with you somehow, Maple." he admits with a smile."Well, you'll need to fight as smart as possible. I guess you know some of her weaknesses already. Inability to fly, lack of energy..." you comment, playing with your hair. "Just how much stronger HAVE you gotten?"Goku gives a honest, but prideful smirk. "How about we find out in the final match. Promise?">A. Promise>B. Ask him if he's sure he's ready>C. Suggest he meditate with you>D. Something else?
>>41287915I thought we were a hive-mind with dissociative identity disorder.
>>41287857Pretty sure it was not same fagged, vote was not really close and most knew what was going to happen. She is a gag character and away from her home, somwhat less powerful too.Either out smart her or tire her out. Dont think she has been recharged yet either.
>>41287971>A. Promise>B. Ask him if he's sure he's ready>>41287984Apparently not since she didn't even break a sweat against Acer! She's still gag character powerlevel which is complete and utter bullcrap
>>41287971>A. Promise>C. Suggest he meditate with you
>>41287915as shown here >>41287917Taking a critique on a character and being a baby in response, typical anon.>A. Promise>C. Fancy a bit of meditating ol goku old pal? Surprising how strong it can make you
>>41287971>CIf he asks why, tell him we'll explain why after the tournament for now, >"Just trust me Goku."
>>41287971>A. Promise" I'm really looking forward to it I've got something I've been saving for our rematch.">Wink
>>41288006Kind of sad how are biggest threat is not King Piccolo but...Arale. Maybe she'll be the first to get killed off to really shift the mood?
>>41288051I hope she stays dead then and can't get revived, Fuck her
>>41287971>A. Promise>C. Suggest he meditate with you>>41288051>>41288006Get over your hateboners, anons. I have faith that Kato will make it work. Tambourine wasn't that worried that he got his ass handed to him by Maple. King Piccolo probably has something in store that'll make him a legit threat.Either way, Arale is a challenge on how to beat someone incredibly powerful but extremely simple-minded.
>>41288105Do not direct your hate towards robots. They cannot feel it.
>>41288111>Either way, Arale is a challenge on how to beat someone incredibly powerful but extremely simple-minded.Wait, so, over half the cast of villains in DBZ?
Remember to work that sex appeal!
>>41288153Yeah, maybe. Certainly after the Frieza saga, where the whole series became a huge training arms race.
>>41288159Maple's fantasy's involve GIANT MECHS AND FUCK HUEG LASER GUNS!
>>41288159We should really learn to cook at some point.
>>41288111I don't hate Arale. Infact I find her adorable. The thought of her being killed would dramatically change the seriousness of the plot, up the ante on the story and give the characters a lot of fuel for vengeance.Wait. I'm just describing what happened to Android 16. Nevermind! Don't kill Arale off, just put her back in Penguin Island until everyone outmatches her and then bring her back just to show the scale of how everyone's grown.
>>41288230>village not island derp.
>>41288230I'd rather Kato keep with what she said on NEVER bringing her back
>People are genuinely considering husbandoing GokuIt's over
>>41288340>Implying half the thread hasn't been considering it since the start.
>>41288340It's only begun
>>41288340People have been seriously considering that early on.Most of them agreed to wait until the characters are older.
>>41288280Still not as mad as Gohan got.He went SSJ 2. You're just getting red in the face.>>41288340Teaching him meditation so he can learn kaioken is husbandoing?if we got Not!Chrono out of the deal, I'm sold. Plus I'm curious what a Tuffle/Saiyan hybrid might be like...
>>41288352>>41288370I thought you were all joking
>>41288376Apparently doing anything with a male character now is considered romancing them anon
So who is looking forward to Raditz showing up, doing a scan charging to soemeone and then finding out he got his shit pushed in by King Chappa?Simply since he has a high rest power level.
>>41288376a space hobbit super saiyan would be adorable
>>41288376>He went SSJ 2. You're just getting red in the face.I'm not a saiyan, ya fuck.All I do is turn albino.Namekian
>>41288432Eh i'd say they'd probably be human sized but shorter than average with a tail
>>41288376Well, if two physically similar life forms developed on the same world, one would assume they are evolutionary branches of the same root creature.If they unite, they may produce something unique, a true scion of Vejitasei (Planet Vegeta). Vejitajin. Not Tuffle. Not Saiyan.Something old and new.Though lets face it, even when he's a grown man, Goku isn't prime father material. It wasn't until his second kid that he really got serious, and he was dead for the first few years of that kid's life in canon.
>>41288478Saiyans arrived on Planet Plant from a makeshit space-ship. They took that planet for themselves after their war.
>>41288376We should wait for Paragus, true Saiyan husbando, if we're going to be a dirty race-mixer. That way we can both hate King Vegeta together
>>41288432Saiyans are already just taller hobbits.
>>41288516did that come up in GT? I try not to think about GT. Even Toriyama doesn't like to think about GT.Look, he's doing DB Super.
>>41288516Was it a rok?
>>41288478If we do marry him, We're going to smack the fuck outta him if he doesn't take the marriage seriously, Also state that he will lose all connection to us if he isn't serious about it after we get married
>>41288552It's DBZ, you prick. Also, GT has some interesting ideas, just didn't execute them that well.
>>41288586Don't worry. We're not going to marry him
>>41288587Thank you for confirming for me anon, I didn't mean to come across as adversarial.
>>41288586I suppose the first step would be explaining what marriage is.
>>41288552Nope. In Plans to Eradicate the Saiyans, both King Kai and Raichi confirm this. They arrived in Age 550. >>41288567Probably. They had space travel but nothing of note. Considering Namekians also had space travel it seems its not uncommon for races in Dragonball to achieve space-travel much easier than it is in real life.
>>41287971You put your fist forward. "Promise." You and Goku bump your fists. "You really are ready for this, aren't you?""You bet. We both trained for three years for this, haven't we?" the monkey boy nods. He... he genuinely seems to consider you the bigger threat than Arale. It's a bit flattering."That we did. Mind meditating with me for a bit, Goku?" you ask, taking a seat."Huh? Why for?" he tilts his head at you."Just trust me." you tell him. He shrugs and takes a seat next to you, taking a similar position. For the next several hours, the two of you meditate together. You again see some images flash past you, though only briefly. Tien fighting Spike the Devil Man. That Tambourine fellow flying in the air. You see... Krillin and your brother looking at someone angrily. Huh. You seem to skip out on sleep entirely, but when darn breaks you feel completely refreshed. You also seem to feel... stronger. Goku's still sitting there, though he seems to have drifted off to sleep at some point.>A. Wake Goku up, breakfast time!>B. Wait until everyone else is up, meditate more>C. Something else?
>>41288647>B. Wait until everyone else is up, meditate moreTalk to King Kai and Izumi if possible
>>41288647>Ask if Goku saw anything or if was too busy thinking about food again.
>>41288647>AWake up, sleepy head
>>41288647>A. Wake Goku up, breakfast time!
>>41288647>B. Wait until everyone else is up, meditate moreIf speaking to Otherworld is an option like >>41288664 is suggesting, then let's see if we can get Izumi and/or King Kai on the horn and talk to them.
>>41288587>>41288552Fuck all the GT hate, SSJ4 >>> SSG faggotry.
>>41288664It's just a fighting tournament, we don't request divine instruction for a fighting tournament.
>>41288647>>A. Wake Goku up, breakfast time!
>>41288703I don't hate GT, I just wasn't as into it as DB & Z
>>41288688>>41288714Really dude? Atleast TRY and hide your samefagging
>>41288703I also hate Toriyama's mangy cat beating all the people who've been training their entire lives simply because he has a Better Status. Like, it's the opposite of what DB teaches.
>>41288753I can't hide what isn't there.
Gotta get Goku fed so he can get his energy up.
>>41288753>Implying someone didn't just copy the line from Kato's post and 4chan didn't add the extra > by it's self.
>>41288811Check the times idiot
>>41288647>B. Wait until everyone else is up, meditate moreMaybe try to telepathically ask baba how she's doing?
>>41288823Right more than a minute passed, it it was exactly a minute I'd agree.
>>41288823Take your little inquisition out of this thread, please, you're ruining others' time with it.
>>41288664Lets not. No reason to harass the other world. Lets not be like human quest with that.Maple can make her own decisions.
>>41288823A minute and thirteen seconds apart, your point?>ohmygodwtfbbq the votes are withing two minutes of eachother samefag SAMEFAGE FUCK FUCKFY GDCNMSTY GDude, chill.
>>41288647>A. Wake Goku up, breakfast time!Time to strike at the tournament's food budget.
>>412888231:13That's really stretching.
>>41288647>A. Wake Goku up, breakfast time!Wake up sleepy butt.
>>41288647>C. Touch fluffy tail
>>41288647>A. Wake Goku up, breakfast time!By>C touching Fluffy tail.
>>41288908Saiyan tails ain't fluffy anon
Watching The first episode of super, it's pretty good, it's nice to see Goku spending some time with Goten.
>>41288908>>41288924I hope Kato ignores you troll votes
>>41288968Do you even know what a troll is?
>>41288968I hope Kato ignores all this discouragement so that we can all have a good time.
Soooo... folks. 1d200+200. Best of 5.
Rolled 87 + 200 (1d200 + 200)>>41289030
Rolled 70 + 200 (1d200 + 200)>>41289030baaaaaah
Rolled 117 + 200 (1d200 + 200)>>41289030
Rolled 152 + 200 (1d200 + 200)>>41289030LIAM, PRESERVE US
Rolled 159 + 200 (1d200 + 200)Rollin.
Rolled 42 + 200 (1d200 + 200)>>41289030
152's pretty good! Now, if only >>41289069 bothered to link...
>>41288647You take a moment to see if King Kai's got anything to say, or if you can contact Izumi. No dice. Ah well. You then stand and stretch, nudging your friend. "Hey, hey Goku! Wake up, breakfast time!"The monkey boy springs to life. "Breakfast?! Where, where?" he demands, mouth watering. Heh, classic Goku."Same place it was yesterday. Come on, let's see if anyone else is up." You both find Yamcha and Bulma, as well as Oolong, Puar, and Roshi up. Launch, Chi-chi, and Krillin are all out like rocks still. You check on your Scouter and the first thing you notice is your Power Level. It's hit 2558. Wow. Goku's has increased a bit too, 2850. Bulma checks her Scouter and says something that catches the interest of everyone around."So... there are three Dragon Balls all gathered in one place. And a fourth seems headed its way..." she says. "Power Levels are... 340, and 260, higher one with the fourth Dragon Ball, rest with the other.">A. Ask if anyone wants to check that out>B. It's probably nothing...>C. Something else?
>>41289281>B. It's probably nothing... other than a prize for winning the tournament!
>>41289281>Ask if anyone wants to check it out?
>>41289281>A. Ask if anyone wants to check that outMight be a bit paranoid here, but maybe a little paranoia is healthy when there are actual wish-granting magical items floating around.
>>41289281>>A. Ask if anyone wants to check that out"At the very least go quickly grab one dragonball so whoever is gathering can't make a wish."
>>41289281>A. Ask if anyone wants to check that out
>>41289355Hey, don't block the dragon, that person might really need it. They're not OUR dragon balls.
>Krillin volunteers to go check it out>by himself
>>41289281>B. It's probably nothing...What could pobobsibly go wrong?
>>41289281Also, since it's happened...LEVEL UP!You are now Level 3.HP: [13/13]Ki: [o][o][o][o][o][o][o]Stamina: [o][o][o][o][o][o]Melee: [+][+][+][+][+]Energy: [+][+][+][+][+][+][+]With 3 extra points. You can decide now, or after the thread's over. QM's suggestion: more HP is nice, but if you want to start getting better at the Kaio-ken, Stamina is the way to go.
>>41289487Stamina and Ki.
>>41289487Probably now since we have a fight coming up.+HP+Energy+Stamina
>>41289487Ki Hp and Energy
So since Acer is out, and so is everyone else save Goku.Guess they're going to have a party
>>41289487Wait, what's the difference between Ki and Energy?
>>41289419If we have a ball and they track it, they come to ask and can ask nicely for it.If they don't ask nicely, they do not deserve the dragon.By the way, Goku still has the 4-star, right?
>>41289487Stamina, stamina, energy.
>>41289567Ki is how many dots/bars you have, how many ki techniques you can use before needing to rest.Energy is how hard your energy attacks hit.
>>41289567Energy is the DamageKi is how many times we dish it out.
>>41289487+2 Stamina, +1 Energy.
>>41289487Hp, stamina, energy!
>>41289567I think energy is how hard out energy attacks hit, and ki is how many we can do with out getting worn out.
>>41289487>>41289511Changing to >HP>Stamina>Energy
>>41289487HP, Stamina, and Energy win out.HP: [14/14]Ki: [o][o][o][o][o][o][o]Stamina: [o][o][o][o][o][o][o]Melee: [+][+][+][+][+]Energy: [+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]Fun fact: your brother actually still has more HP than you do, but you hit like a freight train.Writing...
>>41289680Is our Bro more Melee and Stam? Or is he advancing on the same path we are?
>>41289680>but you hit like a freight train.WE CAN ALSO SUPLEX A FREIGHT TRAIN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdYhKuzsTq4
>>41289765Nah, not melee skilled enough for that, however, we do have endurance.
>>41289680>>41289820Tag-team tournament when, Kato?
>>41289820>after 76 rounds of full force bare-knuckle boxing, Maple stands proud, while Frieza lies on the ground, dead.>like a bitch
>>41289820Iron Head Maple!
>>41289281>>A. Ask if anyone wants to check that outOne was Tamborine, he was 340. A few people secure a few dragonballs for the time being. He had some bad juju that Maple was worreid about.Can work out what is happening afterwards.
>>41289281"Say, uh, anyone wanna check that out? Might be something up." you mention. All your friends look around. Seems nobody really wants to, Goku looking at his grandfather's keepsake."...We'll go." Launch says. "Gonna check out that flying one. Be back before the final, hopefully.""Thanks, Launch." Bulma smiles with a bit of a sigh of relief. "At least see what they're doing.""Sure, sure. Hey, Maple, Yamcha, good luck with your match." she says with a thumb's up."Will do!" the two of you say. You both head off to the arena. Arale's group can be seen encouraging the robot girl, Goku waving to them. Soon the crowds are gathered again, and you and Yamcha are called forward."Hello again ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to the World Martial Arts Tournament! The semifinals will begin shortly, but first, I'd like to give you all a reminder that today is the 20th anniversary of King Furry's coronation!" the Announcer guy says. "His parade takes place after the final round today, so make sure to catch it. We also have a special discount on T-shirts and other merchandise, 50% off!""Heh, he really knows how to sell the mood of things. What a pro." Yamcha comments, then looks at you. "Well Maple, guess it's time."You nod. "Let's do this, Yamcha.""Now, we have returning Champ Maple against former competitor Yamcha. Both fighters are members of the illustrious Turtle School of martial arts, with Master Roshi himself among you all in the crowds. So, with that said... fighters ready?"Both you and Yamcha take your stances."BEGIN!">A. Go on the offensive, let's get this going!>B. Stick to defense, let's see what he's planning>C. Energy attack!>D. Something else?
I'd like to note that people at Goku's level at SSJ3 can destroy a planet by powering up too quickly in canon.Though you never see such a thing happen.The closest you get is the actual SSJ3 transformation for the first time, and when Super Buu is apparently shouting apart the dimension he is in.
>>41290010>>B. Stick to defense, let's see what he's planning
>>41290010>>B. Stick to defense, let's see what he's planningFUNNELS!Sorry I mean put Spirit Bits up.
>>41290010>C. Energy attack!
Damn I am late.HP: 14Ki (blasty mana): 7/7Stamina (punchy mana): 7/7Melee: 5Energy: 8Pretty solid.But why does the GM keep insisting we put points into HP? It's our highest stat.
>>41290185Good question.She really doesn't want us to get killed, though.
>>41290185It might be comparatively low when stacked up against our peers.
>>41290185HP is probably on a different scaling than the stat points.
>>41290226If that was the case, shouldnt a point into it do more than raise it by one?
>>41290205We're probably mortal, or have some other "Can't resurrect" thing going on.Which we will of course find out once Acer dies, and nobody has seen him in otherworld, and Shenron says "Sorry nope" at the attempted res.
>>41290264That's complete bullshit if we can't get rezzed
>>41290264Pretty sure we can Rez anon.
>>41290264>>41290278This is not the case. You can be wished back, and so can he.
>>41290010Okay.Yamcha's got:ForesightEnduranceGood Ki ControlLow (compared to us) PLSkillSwagSkillSkillSwagSwagJellyJellyObvious way to beat Yamcha is to spam AoE, so he can't foresight dodge.
>>41290264Clones/Haemonculi don't have souls. Also, our hair's red.
1d20, DC 13.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41290369Cell can be classified as a clone since he was born via everyone's cells.>>41290391Rolling
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41290391
>>41290403Aww fuck me. Someone better pass to make up for my shit.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41290391
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>41290391
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41290304Hey Kato.Is it possible, in the future, for people to build grenades, shields, mana potions, or semi-autonomous drones with a large Ki component? That way, if you have 2 weeks to prepare for a bad guy arriving, rather than training for a 5% max PL boost, you can store somewhere like 200% of your PL into consumable items to use in battle?>>41290391I offer Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Underground 2: Now with even LESS realistic physics to Liam.
>>41290432Oh thank the fucking RNG gods....Made it by the skin of our teeth
>>41290432Thank god, someone managed to pass.>>41290426>>41290403bad rolls there
>>41290403>>41290426>>41290432...on the plus side, you're going to let Yamcha look cool. Kinda.Perhaps.Writing...
>>41290452Oi that last roll passed you fuck, We only fail if nothing passes and get a crit fail if nothing passes and we get a 1
>>41290471Its Char vs Amuro all over again.
>>41290471Wait what the fuck Kato? We only crit fail if we don't pass the Dc you said that, Now you're changing the rules? I call bullshit
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41290480Requesting Kato x Rule63'd Chuckles lewds pls
>>41290480Yo chuckles you got that mouth present with bulma smut up yet?
>>41290499Nooo...She said that we pass but we take some damage. So yeah Yamcha is going to look cool.Stop being so salty anon.
>>41290525That's not what she said at all
>>41290537Yes yes she did. Go back to the fight with ChiChi.
>>41290499You aren't crit failing.
Man, thirteen's not our lucky number.
>>41290537You really need to start paying attention before you start bitching like you know what you are talking about.
>>41290432Man, now we have to learn how to skate or die
>>41290692Still can't wait til we take Piccolo Jr under our wing as an apprentice and teach him how to DOOOOOOODGE! And drive
>>41290010https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HYy-41eYukYou take a defensive stance, prepping your Spirit Bits. In response, Yamcha powers up his own Spirit Ball, and then charges at you with it. You attempt to intercept him with your Spirit Bits, only for Yamcha to dodge almost effortlessly out of the way... and then strike BOTH of your floating orbs with the Spirit Ball."Wolf Fang Fist!" he shouts and attacks you. You keep up a good defense, but then are startled by the Spirit Ball striking you in the back of your head. A knee strikes you in the gut, then two palm strikes send you backwards. Well, Yamcha is on his A-game today. Heh."Not bad, Yamcha." you compliment. You go back to your defensive stance. Yamcha attempts to trick you with the Afterimage technique, coming at you from what seems to be four directions. You dodge all their feinted strikes, then the attack coming from above, firing a Geist Magnum at Yamcha. He flips back up. While that attack hit him, he seems to have not taken as much damage as you thought.>A. Switch to offense!>B. Stick with defense>C. Energy attack!>D. Something else?
>>41290506creepy>>41290519Nope, spent all night at the vet
>>41290767>>C. Energy attack!
>>41290767>C. Energy attack!Double phantom shotgun as soon as he closes in
>>41290767>A. Switch to offense!
>>41290767>>C. Energy attack!Phantom Shotgun
>>41290782Shit somethin happen chuckles?
Compromise.Switch to offense initiated by Phantom Shotgun.
>>41290843Uh no Energy won
>>41290767>C. Energy attack!
>>41290850Alright first you are being presumptuous cause it hasn't been 10 minutes yet.Second you want to Phantom Shotgun then just...stop? Why not capitalize on the hit. I mean I assume Kato will do that anyways, but it doesn't hurt to be sure.
>>41290525Anon screamed. The humiliation was too much for him to bear. Bad RNG had befallen him all his life, and today was just another example of him being kicked while he was down. Lying in the mud, he thought over his life. Why was it that the option he wanted NEVER won the votes? Why were HIS well crafted trollposts always ignored, while other more obvious and less amusing bait got tens of replies? Why can he never roll above a 13 on a d20? Why was fate so unkind to him? Why was he always 1 damage off lethal?The answers escaped him. Or, rather, there were no answers. Only injustice, unfairness, and probability-defying disappointment.Anon was filled with regret. Not regret at his mistakes, for he had made none, but regret at being born at all into a world where he was never fucking lucky.The sense of loss filled him. Completely took over him, his thoughts, his feelings, his soul, his body. For the first time, and perhaps the last time, he was synchronised with his past, and at one with all the unfair bullshit that had followed him through life.From the time when he was 3, and his father miscounted, giving his brother two icecreams and himself zero.To now, when he was 23, and that fucking samefag's gay shit was shitting up the quest.It all came back to him.Filling him like a burst levee.Filling him like a tidal wave.Filling him like the entire ocean.And his hair flashed white.The storm inside him manifested into a storm outside him - the sea swelling and washing away the mud, like a hurricane was passing by. In the eye of the storm, Anon. Screaming, crying, tears flowing forth into the water.His hair turned white, and his skin took on a pale, cracked, crystalline appearance.The scent of the ocean could be picked up for miles, as anon screamed, his tears enveloping him like a shield, a shield of sodium chloride.When he calmed, his hair, his skin, and his eyes, were totally white.He's done it.He's become the legendary Super Salty.
1d20, DC 10.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>41290906
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>41290890I am impressed by the effort put into that.>>41290906Lets do it.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>41290906Nat 20
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>41290906Praise Skate simulators.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>41290906
>>41290921The dicegod's don't work like that anon
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41290936Nat 1?
>>41290767You crack your knuckles. All right Yamcha, let's get serious. You dash at him at full speed. He attempts to go for a counter, but you land a kick right in his ribs. While he's reeling, you make a strike at Yamcha's gut and send him flying upwards. You follow that up by grabbing his leg and sending him crashing to the ground. You land as he gets up, and while he's still in close range, you unleash a Phantom Shotgun right in his face. Yamcha goes down hard."Oooh, that looks like it hurt, folks! Is Yamcha down for good? We'll start the count..." the Announcer guy approaches. "One... two... three... four..."Yamcha springs to life... and starts laughing? "H-heh heh... w-wow Maple. Now I really have it figured out...""What do you mean?" you question, not dropping your stance.Yamcha stands tall. "I can't beat you. I take no shame in admitting that. I give up.">A. ...y-you're serious? No, please! Let's keep going!>B. Accept it>C. Something else?
>>41291138>...y-you're serious?>B. Accept it"You know you best I suppose."
>>41291138>B. Accept it
>>41291138>>B. Accept it
>>41291138>...y-you're serious?>B. Accept it
>>41291138>C. Beat him until he learns that he doesn't have to accept his fateIT CAN BE HELPED DAMN YOU.
>>41291138>A, "Why? Are you sure?" If he is B
>>41291138>C. Something else?Clothes beam him a shirt that says "World Martial Arts Tournament Quarter Finalist".
>>41291289This was the semi-finals, you half-wit
>>41291138>A. ...y-you're serious?Come on Yamcha, you're not gonna quit on me yet, right?
>>41291289He's a semi-finalist.
>>41291289They'll kick us out for counterfeiting their shirts.
>>41291360No, no they won't anon. They don't even give those out.
>>41291380They have them at the gift shop, you can get one only if you're a semi-finalist.
>>41291138"...y-you're serious?" you ask. Yamcha nods. "You don't have to...""Heh, kid, as strong as I've gotten, I know you've become even stronger. Even with everything I have, there's no real chance of me winning this match. I'm sure." Yamcha says with a surprising amount of pride. "But I'm not gonna stop training. We'll have to have a rematch, some day."...he's serious. You approach your friend and extend your hand. "Good match.""Well folks, you saw it here! Yamcha has forfeited to Maple Mahogany! She will advance to the final round!"The two of you walk back, smiling. As you approach your friends, you notice Launch landing. "I saw what happened. Nice try, Yamcha.""Thanks, Launch."Thinking quickly, you Clothes Beam a new shirt for Yamcha. A somewhat fancy one that says " World Martial Arts Tournament Semifinalist." on it. Handing it to your friend, you tell him, "Some day, I want that shirt to say 'Champ' on it. Think you can work on reaching that goal?"He smiles at the gesture. "I'll keep trying.""The next match will start shortly: Son Goku VS. Arale Norimaki!">A. Ask Launch what she found out>B. Wish Goku luck and get ready to cheer him on>C. Tell Goku good luck and go somewhere>D. Something else?Ya'll good with continuing to another thread?
>>41291360Then Jaco will come and help them sue us for our settlement money from our PTO scouter lawsuit,
>>41291416>Ya'll good with continuing to another thread?Always>A. Ask Launch what she found out>B. Wish Goku luck and get ready to cheer him on
>>41291416>A and B, if it is bad news about the dragonballs suggest someone grabs a dragonball for safe keeping.
>>41291416>>A. Ask Launch what she found outFine for another thread
>>41291416>>A. Ask Launch what she found out>>B. Wish Goku luck and get ready to cheer him onBeat that robot Goku
>>41291416If you are good for another one,
>>41291416>A. Ask Launch what she found out
>>41290782>creepyCreepier than my idea for a ChucklesxEailigatorxMissus Chuckles femdom?
>>41291416>A. Ask Launch what she found out>B. Wish Goku luck and get ready to cheer him on
Rolled 110 + 250 (1d250 + 250)>>41291416>Ya'll good with continuing to another thread?I sacrifice this current thread to Liam.
>>41291416>A. Ask Launch what she found out>B. Wish Goku luck and get ready to cheer him onI'm always down for another thread.Also, we are watching a lot more matches this tournament than we did last tournament.
>>41291416>A. Ask Launch what she found out>B. Wish Goku luck and get ready to cheer him onSure, new thread!
>>41291657We haven't seen everyone in a bout a year.
>>41291597>I sacrifice this current thread to Liam.
>>41291416New thread is here, folks! >>41291776