Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandMissed past threads? Catch them here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=pararescue+witchesOther Quests: http://pastebin.com/KWGJCSbTYou are Captain WILLIAM PIERCE, a combat rescue officer of the United States Air Force!And you have just been told that two of the witches under your command, one of which you are dating... are both pregnant."Are... are you sure?" You feel your chest tighten and your legs liquefy and you stumble backwards into the wall. "It has to be come kind of mistake, right?""I had them redo the tests three times." Kelsey sighs. "I wouldn't have come here if I wasn't sure.""Well... what happens now?" You whisper, clearly distressed."Well, legally and ethically, I'm obligated to inform them." Kelsey grunts, obviously not looking forward to the duty. "But considering the current situation, discretion might be the better alternative.""Well, how does the Air Force normally handle things like these?" You ask."Normally, pregnancy is a massive violation of our non-fraternization policy." Kelsey explains. "Assuming the violating personnel aren't discharged, we'd certainly cycle them into a noncombat post or forced leave. However, that only applies to regular personnel. Witches, I'm not too sure about since they exist outside standard chain of command.""Are there any precedents?" You ask."Plenty." Kelsey snorts. "I did a little research. Apparently it wasn't uncommon for witches to go into battle when expecting. I recall a story during the Martian War where one particular witch who airdropped into Normandy was 8 months in and literally delivered on the battlefield. However, that's one of the outliers."(cont)
>>41188149"I'm not sure, I can easily picture Nungesser doing that." You glower. "But as their official commanding officers, informing them is going to be our call." Kesley sighs. "Informing them might create blowback, but so can staying quiet, as we'd be knowingly withholding information from them.""Wonderful." You groan."Now, I do have a question." Kelsey narrows his eyes. "Nungesser I can understand, but Janice? How did that happen?""I don't know!" You try to recall each one of your "activities." "As far as I can tell, we've been using protection all this time.""Then a million in a one shot. This kid of yours must be the literal chosen one then." Kelsey jokes weakly."As if I didn't have enough pressure on me already." You groan.>We should tell both of them.>We should only tell Janice.>We should only tell Nungesser.>Don't tell either of them.>Other
>>41188158>We should tell both of them.They need to know
>>41188158>We should tell both of them.
>>41188158>>We should tell both of them.It's not like they won't find out in a few months anyway. Although we should probably find Bullseye first and make sure he's there.
>>41188158>>We should tell both of them.
Yes SW '89>We should tell both of them.>Other- Start picking baby names Well we probably should tell them since we know it now
>>41188149>>We should tell both of them.And tie bullseye to the chair first.
>>41188260We need to catch him first.
>>41188158>We should tell both of them.It's the right thing to do.
>>41188221>we should probably find Bullseye first and make sure he's thereOh definitely
>>41188260>>41188269Oh right. This first.
>>41188158>>We should tell both of them.>>I recall a story during the Martian War where one particular witch who airdropped into Normandy was 8 months in and literally delivered on the battlefield.Is that The Boss/The Joy from Metal Gear?
>>41188158>We should tell both of them.IT"S HAPPENING!
>>41188260>>41188269>>41188323Another vote for capturing Bullseye and gluing him to a chain/pole.
>>4118815>We should tell both of them.Only sane, responsible option.
>>41188539>>41188158Goddamn my hands are shaking.
>>41188567Out of excitement or fear?
>>41188158"We gotta tell them. It's the right thing to do." You sigh."I figured as much." Kelsey nods. "I'll go-""No, I'm their CO. I'll do it." You stand up. "Thanks for telling me, Colonel. We'll figure this out.""I'm sure you will." Kesley nods, stands up, and then pauses. "Though, if something similar were to happen to my niece, well, I hope you like clearing ice off tarmac in Alaska.""Noted, sir." You gulp.Kelsey gives a nod and then makes his exit. You follow him out and head straight to the kitchen, where Nungesser and the girls were."Ah, Captain! I hope your talk with the Colonel went well?" Nungesser smiles as she brushes off her hands. Behind her, Misono is showing Laika and Artya how to properly and safely dice meat and vegetables. Laika has trouble doing it, though Artya is scaringly proficient at it right off the bat."Ah, well about that...">Tell her now. >You should probably find Bullseye first.>Other
>>41188712>You should probably find Bullseye first.
>>41188712>You should probably find Bullseye first
>>41188712>You should probably find Bullseye first.Front and center soldier
>>41188712>>Tell her now.If we spring this on her AND Bullseye at the same time, without having prepared either of them beforehand... well, this might turn out to be rather bad.
>>41188712>You should probably find Bullseye first.Fuck I'm late.
>>41188712>Tell her now.
>>41188158>the literal chosen oneMERCHIGHLANDER PJ WITCH WHEN>>41188244>BakerDammit, I need my Brothers in Arms IV already
So let's get onto important business:NAMESAny good names for kids?
>>41188712>Get bullseye and Janice, we need to talk
>>41188926Janice is in the Ukraine.
>>41188917If it's a boy, I say Alexander. If it's a girl, I say Ruby. But that's just me.
>>41188917>LanceGet it, because Lances pierce?>D'artagnanhonoraburu knighto
>>41188712"Ah, nothing much." You shrug. "Just some updates on the front. Anyways, has Jacques found Bullseye yet?""Hmmm, if he did he would have been back by now." Nungesser sighs. "Though there probably can't be many more places for my sweetie to hide! After all, this IS my property, after all!""Uh huh." You nod. "Well, maybe I should help out. It's starting to get dark and we ALL know how Bullseye gets when he's hungry.""Particularly ravenous." Nungesser chuckles mischievously. This draws the attention of your three girls, who eye Nungesser with curiosity. You have second thoughts leaving them alone with her, but you trust that Misono should be able to keep things under control. Hopefully. "Make sure cooking is ALL you teach them." You grunt."Oh, of course!" Nungesser giggles. "Don't worry, I'll keep it age appropriate!"Somehow you're not quite convinced. However, you push it to the back of your mind. You needed to find Bullseye, after all. You head out the front door the main grounds, where you see Rex and Jacques standing outside of the landed Osprey. Well, you guess you can figure what was going on."I'm surprised he hasn't taken off." You note as you walk up to both men. "He'll have trouble with the fuel line cut." Rex shrugs and looks at your mortified stare. "Jacques' idea, not mine.""Easily fixable, and still achieves our objectives." Jacques says simply. "Don't worry, I can handle the repairs.""Right, right." You shake your head. "Anyways, what's the sitrep?""As you could guess, Bullseye has fortified himself in the Osprey. I mean, I guess we can just break in, but I'd rather not risk damaging it." Rex shrugs. "Or you could try coaxing him out. Me and Jacques tried but he won't listen to us.">Guess we'll just have to breach and clear.>Let me talk to him.>Other
>>41189097>Let me talk to him.
>>41189097>>Let me talk to him.Hey Bullseye! What has two legs, two eyes, a broken pelvis and is about to be a dad?
>>41189097>>Let me talk to him.
>>41189097>>Let me talk to him."Bullseye, time to face reality."
>>41189097muwahahahaha>Let me talk to him.
>>41189097>Let me talk to him.Wheres my bloody popcorn gif
>>41189097>Let me talk to him.Just a quick question. Does Osprey have a door lock on them or not? Do they require a key or a pass code to open it?
>>41189097>Let me talk to him.>"He'll have trouble with the fuel line cut." Rex shrugs and looks at your mortified stare. "Jacques' idea, not mine."I like this guy.
>>41189097>>Let me talk to him.Jacques is best butler.
>>41189097>>Let me talk to him."Bullseye, get out here or I'm unleashing Nung by telling her shes carrying your kid."
>>41189168I got it! I'm making extra bowls as we type.
>>41189181>Pass codeOspreys aren't that high-tech, fluff.
>>41189097>>Let me talk to him.Time for "The Talk"
>>41189205Excellent, I really have to reorganise my picture folder
>>41189226>>41189192>>41189184If only Jacques looked like Norman Burg.
>>41189216Just asking, I never been near one before.
In other news, thoughts on Gate fellas?PS: Akeboshi Rockets rock that OP>www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDCMDqkjIn0
>>41189097"All right, how about you two get inside? I do not trust Nungesser alone with the girls in a kitchen." You suggest."Oh dear, we should be going right away, then." Jacques says a bit quickly. After Rex and Jacques leave, you head over to the Osprey and key your short range radio."Yo, Bullseye, you still alive in there?" You ask."Go awaaaaaaay." Bullseye groans."Nope, I'm not leaving here until you do." You say sternly like a chastising parent. "Now quit acting like a baby, get out, and let's grab some dinner. I can't imagine there being any food in there.""I got some emergency rations and MREs in the survival kit here." "Like I said, I can't imagine there being any food in there." You grunt in response. "You're gonna have to kill me first!" Bullseye yells.>Seriously, Bullseye, what is your damn problem?>Yer a father, Bullseye.>Other
>>41189418Bit of a SDF wank, but we'd (Murica) do the same exact thing if we made it.Seems like a fun watch,
>>41189429>>Seriously, Bullseye, what is your damn problem?
>>41189418Meh. The Manga is better.
>>41189429>>Yer a father, Bullseye.
>>41189429>Seriously, Bullseye, what is your damn problem?
>>41189418They ruined the corporal by making her moe. That's all.
>>41189429>Seriously, Bullseye, what is your damn problem?No babytalk until nun is there too.
>>41189429>>Other"You come out now or I go get nung and tell her shes pregnant."his face when he jumps out and its not a lie.
>>41189429>Seriously, Bullseye, what is your damn problem?>Other: I'm really beginning to suspect that you may not be good enough for a nice woman like Nungesser.
>>41189429>>Yer a father, Bullseye."And so i am."
>>41189429>Seriously, Bullseye, what is your damn problem?Figure out why he's being so particularly resistant.
>>41189429>Yer a father, Bullseye.Hagrid style?Does that still count since JK Rowling hasn't written the first book yet?>>41189439>>41189447The sentiment is understandable. After all, A1 Pictures seems to be chasing after ufotable's UBW art style.That said, Kuribayashi's anime art is... jarring.
>>41189429>Seriously, Bullseye, what is your damn problem?Real talk, don't drop a grenade in the man's lap. Yet.
>>41189429>>Seriously, Bullseye, what is your damn problem?He's probably worried that Nun is too good for a lowly rotorhead like him, since she's a countess and all that.
>>41189418Seems pretty good so far, can't wait to see how they do the next episode.
>>41189439Manga still better art-wise.Kuribayashi become a moe is jarring but well.
>>41189429>Serious man talk right now, Bullseye.>Yer a father, wat do?
>>41189467Isn't Kuribayashi a Sergeant, first class though? Besides, her anime art is growing on me for some reason.I bet it's because her seiyuu is Rikka Takanashi's seiyuu, as well.
>>41189429>Seriously, Bullseye, what is your damn problem?While this is a funny opportunity best to have them both there.
>>41189522I know. That dragon ambush would be nice to see.>ANTI-TANK SIGN~BACKBLAST CLEAR!!!~
>>41189558Whatever her rank, I liked her aggressive angry and tough manga drawings instead of the moe-moe cutesy we got.
>>41189600Agreed.Also I fully expect that the Anime's going to cut a *lot* of shit for the sake of TV airability.I'm seriously considering just not watching it and saving myself the disappointment.
>>41189600Nothing much we can do with that, though, considering the studio they stuck with.Just imagine her as Takanashi Rikka getting enlisted in the JGSDF, man.
>>41189662Just give me my glorious seductress rori
>>41189662They basically have to cut out the rape and abuse of the animal girls, probably a bunch of the blood and guts as well. >>41189663I mean I know, but there's hardly any difference between her and the ultra moe uguu little girl from the first episode. The could've tried at least. I'll give it a few more episodes, but I'm not impressed so far.
>>41189733Wonder if they'll cut out that bit with the bandits she kills.
>>41189746Understandable, really. Anime adaptations are different strokes for different folks, usually.I'm just happy Italica will be animated.
>>41189746The stuff they have to cut is sufficiently plot-relevant that you have to wonder why they bothered animating it at all, really.I dunno.
>>41189762Yeah, I'll probably watch most/all of it in the end just because, but I think the manga is where my preferences will lie. >>41189779Merch and selling more manga/light novel copies even if the anime doesn't do amazing by itself.
>>41189779>>41189756What I do know is that the Dark Elf Yao will make an appearance.At least she's voiced by Yoko Hikasa
>>41189797Yeah, we'll all end up with the manga in the end, whether we like the anime or not.Also, did the new Gate chapter skip out on Itami's visit to his mom?
>>41189797I get that commercialization is necessary to keep producing stuff and make a living off of it, but... blech. It leaves a bad taste int he mouth.>>41189839It did, but there's some talk it's going to be covered in a flashback instead due to pacing and release schedule issues.
>>41189865Ugh, I hate flashbacks.Although it looks like a major assassination is in the works.Also, any of you thinking it was hilarious in hindsight that Itami is voiced by GARcher?
>Yer a father, Bullseye.Shock and Awe has yet to fail
>>41189429>getting into the habit of being a deadbeat father already? shameful.
>>41189906Well, at least it's not a Flashback clipshow of recycled footage - when they do do it, it'll be new material.
>>41189865>I get that commercialization is necessary to keep producing stuff and make a living off of it, but... blech. It leaves a bad taste int he mouth.I understand as such things strips if of the things that made it what it is in the first place and it tends to spawn fans who think that's how things really are.
>>41190006>recycled footageThank Ideon that Fukuda won't be part of the anime team.
>>41190056Money, dear boy>>41190095On an unrelated note, Piña Co Lada's anime art, unf.
>>41190113Her manga art is better.Now she looks like a damn kid.
>>41190196I wonder how the Rose Order would look like...
>>41190234Buncha Highschoolers, probably.
>>41190250Come on, anon, you gotta drop the salt already.
>>41190288You know its going to happen
>>41189429"Seriously, Bullseye, what's your damn problem?" You sigh and roll your eyes. "I mean, Nun is literally everything you could ask for in a girl. Beautfiul, rich, can shoot down an entire squadron of MiGs all by herself. Why do you keep avoiding her? Do you even like her?""Of course I do!" Bullseye snaps. "Then why don't you fucking act like it!" You snap back. "You know, it was funny at first, but now it' starting to become serious chickenshit! You're flat out actively avoiding her now! How am I supposed to believe you feel otherwise?""Because I'm not good enough for her!" Bullseye yells."W-what?" You blink. "What does that have to do with anything!""Come on, Boss, she's totally out of my league! She's pretty much a goddamn princess! And me? I'm just an above average helicopter pilot from Alabama! All I'm gonna do is drag her down!""...you're from Alabama?" You gasp."It's not something I advertise." Bullseye grumbles. "Either way, I'm nothing more than a peasant to her! What are the other witches gonna think?!""You should know by now that Nun doesn't give a shit about what other people think of her." You retort. "Besides, I've seen witches pick worse partners. The fact that you're still alive, and your pelvis is still intact, goes a long way to show that you've got what it takes.""You... you really think so?" Bullseye gulps."Damn right I do. Now you're going to come out of that Osprey, have dinner with the rest of us, and let Nun have her way with you all night! Understood?""Can we leave that last part out?""Denied. It's an order, not a suggestion.""F-fine." Bullseye concedes. "I-I'm coming out.">Oh by the way, yer a father now.>I also got something I need to tell you and Nun.>Other
Hey Merc, is there a way to take care of the Little One's mask problem soon?
>>41190326>>I also got something I need to tell you and Nun.
>>41190326>>I also got something I need to tell you and Nun.>>41190329What for?
>>41190326>>Oh by the way, yer a father now.
>>41190326>Oh by the way, yer a father now.ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!!!>Sea KingDayum, haven't seen one of those bad boys in a while.
>>41190326>>I also got something I need to tell you and Nun.I wished I could have put in "Have you seen Janice? You don't see me moping about it"
>>41190326>I also got something I need to tell you and Nun.
>>41190326>AlabamaDammmnnn son.Just, dammmmnnn.>>41190346I dunno, just wondering if she can't get rid of the mask anymore.
>>41190326>>I also got something I need to tell you and Nun.Might as well save the shock for later. If we spring it on him now, he'd probably lock himself in the Osprey again.>"Because I'm not good enough for her!" Bullseye yells.Called it. ...Although can someone explain to me why Bullseye being from Alabama is bad?
>>41190326>I also got something I need to tell you and Nun.Save it for the pair of them.
>>41190409Alabama is the place in America that hillbillies point at and laugh to make themselves feel better about their education and money. Even if that isn't completely true.
>>41190409Simple southern folk, yessirie.Ain't nothin' gotta do with them big-city rich kids now.
>>41190409Alabama is generally considered an inbred shithole by the rest of the south.Which is *really* saying something.
>>41190438>>41190447>>41190453Ouch. I can see now why Bullseye's got a complex.
>>41190326>Oh by the way, yer a father now.>I'm just an above average helicopter pilot from Alabama!Pretty sure this is the bigger surprise.>>41190409Cause 'Bama is filled with inbred hicks.
>>41190326>Oh by the way, yer a father now.>>41190409I think it's because he buys into the stereotype that Alabama = hillbilly country, thus he's an uneducated hick, no matter how thoroughly he's proven himself.
>>41190326>I also got something I need to tell you and Nun.I just remembered, when little one tried on clothes last chapter, did she leave her gas mask on?And did Nun see any scars, cause nothing there seems to indicate she did...
>>41190502>>41190493>>41190482Somebody should remind BullsEye aboutROLLTIDE
>>41190493he is not merely "Above average" though in Piloting.That's like saying Janice is only above average in looks or Tarin above average in comptency.
>>41190562When you've got a self-loathing complex it's hard to say otherwise, though.
>>41190326"Also, I got something to tell you and Nun." You say as the rear ramp of the Osprey lowers and a tired, haggard looking Bullseye staggers out. "Got something to do with Kelsey?" He asks."How do you know?" You blink in surprise."The Osprey's still got windows, you know. I saw his helo land earlier." He xplains."Well, yeah, it does kinda." You nod. "But it can wait till after dinner. We also gotta get you cleaned up.""Yeah, yeah." Bullseye sighs as he walks with you back to the chateau. "And really? Alabama?" You grin. "You don't even have a hint of the accent. You really went through all the trouble to hide it?""It took a while, but yeah." Bullseye nods."Mind giving me a taste? I just gotta know how you sound with it." You crack a smile."Ha ha, fuck you, Boss." Bullseye laughs weakly. "Couldn't hurt to try." You laugh. By the time reach the chateau, Jacques is already waiting for your return. He swiftly whisks Bullseye away to get cleaned up and ready for dinner.However, dinner is anything but formal. Nungesser and Laika are both back to their regular and extremely messy eating habits, overloading their plates and gobbling up food with reckless abandon. Unfortunately, Artya seems to be picking up their habits too, raising her mask just enough to uncover her mouth as she shovels food in as well. It appears with Janice not present, all pretenses of manners and etiquette were gone. Your turn to Misono, who just shakes her head in exasperation. Meanwhile, You and Rex just sit off to the side, trying to finish your meal, while Nungesser of course sidles up uncomfortably close to Bullseye. Jacques meanwhile hangs off in the background keeping an eye on things under his watchful stare."Huh, dinner and a show." Rex muses."I know, right." You chuckle.>Wait for dinner to end.>Sneak off and make a call to Janice.>Other
>>41190562people that call themselves 'above average' in something tend to swing one of two directions: Either they're nowhere near as good as they think they are, or they're nowhere near as bad.Bullseye seems to hit the latter pretty well.
>>41191184>Wait for dinner to end.
>>41191184>>Sneak off and make a call to Janice.
>>41191184>>Wait for dinner to end.We'll spill it on them first, have our conversation with Janice that I wish was in person.
>>41191184>>Wait for dinner to end.
>>41191184Does sneaking off mean we tell Janice right now in secret or bring her in to tell everyone all at once? Which would be smarter?>Wait for dinner to end.
>>41191273I honestly think sitting on it til we can tell her in person would be best.Least I think so.
>>Wait for dinner to end.no need to hurry
>>41191184>Sneak off and make a call to Janice.Inb4 attack!
>>41191184>Sneak off and make a call to Janice.
>>41191184>Other - Fire your sidearm into the air and make an announcement!
>>41191184>>Wait for dinner to end.I'm putting in my vote for this as well!
>>41191491>SWQ is ded--planefag, 2015
>>41191505Its probably for the best. We were getting to the point where we would have the rare thread and we would barely move in that session.
>>41191547It's too bad because last thread had some pretty crazy ideas that I would've wanted to see implemented in the future.>ww.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Pz5KsyfN0
>>41191547That or he's taking a break until he can restart it full force.
>>41191608I think KCQ is his new baby now. I think I remember him saying he is really burned out with SWQ and didn't where to go with it.
>>41191184Dinner goes on for a little while longer, pretty much up until all the food runs out."Seconds! Seconds!" Laika demands, pounding her fists on the table.Likewise, Artya silently starts pounding her fists on the table as well."Honestly, you two must have eaten at least four servings!" Misono shakes her head in exasperation. "Will, can you please help control them.""Yeah, I was getting around to it." You grin as you walk over and pick up both Laika and Artya by their collars. "Cool it, you two. It's bed time.""AWWWWWWWW." Laika groans. "Really?!""Really." You confirm.Artya just glares at you glumly through her mask. "Don't you be giving me the stink eye." You caution. "Rex, Misono, make sure these two go to bed and STAY there.""At once!" Misono says loyally, grabbing Artya."Yes sir." Rex nods as he picks up Laika."Noooooooo!" Laika wails as she's carried off."They're just all so adorable!" Nungesser squeals after the girls leave. "I'm so jealous you have three daughters like that, Captain!""Well, two daughters-" You start."Oh please, don't even try to pretend you aren't keeping Artya!" Nungesser snorts. "With how she gets along with Laika, there's no way you're going to separate them!" Damn. She's surprisingly sharp when she needs to be."Well, anyways, there's something I need to tell the both of you." You sigh."Hm?" Nungesser raises an eyebrow. "What is it?"Nun, Bullseye." You stand up and take a deep breath. "You're both going to be parents."The difference in reactions is pretty telling, but very predictable. Nungesser's face instantly brightens, becoming almost luminous as she squeals in delight, her familiar popping out and sparkles exploding around her as she temporarily loses control of her magic.Bullseye merely faints, falling out of his chair and being helpfully caught by Jacques before hitting the ground."Oh, this is wonderful news!" Nun laughs. >Congratulations, Nun.>You planned this, didn't you?>Other
>>41191678>>Congratulations, Nun.>>You planned this, didn't you?mexicantacogirl.jpg
>>41191648Give him time, he'll come back to it after awhile. He did it before.>>41191678>You planned this, didn't you?
>>41191678>You planned this, didn't you?
>>41191678>Congratulations, Nun.It's probably impolite to say she planned it.
>You planned this, didn't you?She knew
>>41191678>>Congratulations, Nun."You two aren't alone either."
>>41191678>Congratulations, Nun.>You planned this, didn't you?
>>41191678>Congratulations, Nun.>You planned this, didn't you?i also support this
>>41191678>Congratulations, Nun.It was the hot springs. Definitely the hot springs.
>>41191678>>Congratulations, Nun.Also:>Guess we'll choose baby names together!
Elephant Lady Artya soon?
>>41191845All part of her master plan.
>>41191678"Congratulations, Nun." You smile. "Though I can't help but ask. You planned for this to happen, didn't you?""Hm? Whatever do you mean?" Nungesser looks at you with faux innocence."Oh, come on. The fact this place is empty, and from what Jacques told me about you, it was easy to piece together." You shake your head. "You had plenty of opportunity to set it up, too.""Well, I won't deny having children is one of my greatest wishes." Nungesser smiles, a bit sadly this time. "But that's an interesting hypothesis you have there.""It is." You sigh and glance at Bullseye, who's still out cold. "What are you going to do if he says no?""He couldn't possibly refuse... could he?" Nungesser bites her lip. "He was growing so distant, so I was afraid...""Aw jeez, how could you both be so goddamn stupid?" You facepalm. "Look, Bullseye really does love you and he wasn't going to be leaving, no matter how much he tries to convince himself he is.""But-""But what you did here, well, you're risking throwing all that out the window because of some insecurity." You groan. "W-w-what should I do?" Nungesser stammers, looking a bit distressed now that the implications of her actions were finally catching up to her.>I'll talk to him, okay? Try to soften the blow. >Despite what I've said, I'm pretty sure you two can make it work.>Other
>>41192039>>Despite what I've said, I'm pretty sure you two can make it work.>>OtherGuess it's time for an age-old witch relationship healing device.>Shove them into a closet.
>>41192039>I'll talk to him, okay? Try to soften the blow.
>>41192039>>Despite what I've said, I'm pretty sure you two can make it work.
>>41192039>Despite what I've said, I'm pretty sure you two can make it work.
>>41192039>Despite what I've said, I'm pretty sure you two can make it work."He was having issues thinking he was good enough for you. Show him that he is wrong."
>>41192039>Despite what I've said, I'm pretty sure you two can make it work.As a certain Neco-Arc variant once said,>There is no secret ingredient better than love.
>>41192075>Despite what I've said, I'm pretty sure you two can make it work.Into the Closet they go, Bullseye is out cold so it should be easy
>>41192039>I'll talk to him, okay? Try to soften the blow.>"He couldn't possibly refuse... could he?" Nungesser bites her lip. "He was growing so distant, so I was afraid..."Getting pregnant as a method of keeping a man has a very good chance of backfiring if he finds out.
>>41192039"Well, despite what I've said, I'm pretty sure you two can make it work." You sigh and head for the door. "If it's any help, the reason Bullseye was avoiding you was because he thought he wasn't good enough for you. You should show him how damn wrong he is.""I-I will." Nungesser starts tearing up."Well, I'll leave you two to your privacy, then." You say. "I've got to make a few calls. I also won't tell anybody else about the pregnancy, so that's all up to you.""Thank you, Captain." Nungesser sniffs and wipes a tear from her eye."Just doing my job." You grin before closing the door. You the let out a deep breath as the tension flows out. THAT was harrying experience, and you hadn't even talked to Janice yet!You consider giving her a call, but you know that she's several timezones ahead of you. At this hour, it's probably already the middle of the night in Ukraine. While you're sure she's probably staying up to treat the wounded, you don't know whether it's a good time to call.>Screw it, this is too important to wait.>Maybe you should wait for a better time.>Other
>>41192304>Screw it, this is too important to wait.
>>41192304>>Screw it, this is too important to wait.
>>41192304>>Screw it, this is too important to wait.>inb4 NTR
>>41192304>Maybe you should wait for a better time.I'm torn.On one hand, she's needed on the front, and she wouldn't let herself be taken to the rear if people need help.On the other, I think it's time she thought about the baby.Also, WHAT DO THE MOONRUNES MEAN
>>41192304>Screw it, this is too important to wait.>You consider giving her a call, but you know that she's several timezones ahead of you.Actually, Ukraine's only one hour ahead of France. Europe's not that big.
>>41192346>On the other, I think it's time she thought about the baby.Given the timeframe it's less of a baby and more a vague collection of humanlike cells.She's perfectly okay to keep working for quite a while yet.
>>41192039>>I'll talk to him, okay? Try to soften the blow.I want to talk to Bullseye.
>>41192304>>Screw it, this is too important to wait.In before she's been captured by Volgin and we have to rescue her.
>>41192355That's partially because the Germans imposed their timezone on france in 1940 when they took over and the French never bothered to change it back, despite having a latitude more in common with grenwich than berlin.
>>41192304Anybody able to identify the moonrunes?
>>41192364Just wait till she gets to the phase where she starts to crave things she doesn't usually eat.
>>41192430>>41192364>'Naglilihi' stagePoor Pierce. He won't be able to sleep for the next few months.And he'll need to have a lot of contacts. It's hard to get dried mangoes to Europe at this time of year.
>>41192430"WILL! THERE'S A RARE BRAND OF MOULDY CHEESE IN PARIS THAT NEEDS IMMEDIATE EVAC INTO MY STOMACH! FIRE UP THE CHOPPER!"
>>41192430>>41192456>>41192467Now Janice want Pickle juice and canned Beets.
>>41192499I dread to see the day when Janice starts asking for green mangoes dipped in alamang, or mangosteen fresh from the tree.
>>41192304Screw it. This matter was too important to wait. You pick up the phone and redial the UN dispatch number. Within a few minutes, you're dispatched to their Ukraine field base."Will?" You hear Janice's voice again, this time sounding much more tired. "Why are you calling again? And at this hour?""Um, Janice, I have something to tell you." You sigh. "Are you sitting down?""Yes I am." Janice responds, a bit concerned. "What is it? Is something wrong?""Well, I guess it depends on your point of view." You give a hollow laugh. "Remember those blood tests we had to take? The results came back, and... well... they say you're pregnant."The line is silent."Janice?" You ask, concerned."Oh... oh my god..." Janice gasps. You can hear her breathing pick up on the other end of the line. "We were both so careful! How could... how could...""I don't Janice, but it happened." You sigh. "I know it's scary and unexpected. I reacted the same why when I found out.""W-what should I- we do?!" Janice's voice begins to crack. It was so surreal, seeing her normally calm demeanor cracking like this. "Jan... JAN! Listen to me." You say sternly. "We're going to figure this out, you hear me? It's not the end of the world, so just take a deep breath and calm down.""Y-you're right." Janice's breathing begins to thankfully slow. "W-where do we go from here?""Well, Kelsey said he'd respect our decision, whatever it is. I think you of all people should know how witches deal with pregnancy.""Yes, but... I never thought it'd happen here and now!" Janice groans. "What should we do?">It's nothing yet. Hopefully the war will end in the coming months.>I think you should seriously consider coming off the line.>Other
>>41192788>It's nothing yet. Hopefully the war will end in the coming months.
>>41192788>It's nothing yet. Hopefully the war will end in the coming months.RAISE THE BLACK FLAG
>>41192788>It's nothing yet. Hopefully the war will end in the next coming months.Need more time to think on this, really, after the shock wears off.
>>41192788>>OtherLight duty and no combat missions?
>>41192788>I think you should seriously consider coming off the line.No death flags this time.
>>41192788>Give it a couple of months but I think we should consider her to just healing.
>>41192788>>I think you should seriously consider coming off the line.
>>41192788>>It's nothing yet. Hopefully the war will end in the coming months.
>>41192788>It's nothing yet. Hopefully the war will end in the next coming months.If it doesn't, we deal with that then.
>>41192788>It's nothing yet. Hopefully the war will end in the next coming months.If it doesn't, we deal with that then.And pineapple cake for everyone!
>OtherWe talk with command and try to stay on missions that are less dangerous. If we can, avoid SF style missions. Other wise Janice should either stay as base as a heal witch or stay in our chopper
>>41192788>I think you should seriously consider coming off the line.Transfer to base hospital as a Heal-Witch.
>>41192788>OtherInterrupt it. Come on, a lot of people here would do it IRL
>>41192788>It's nothing yet. Hopefully the war will end in the coming months.NO RADIATION-HEAVY MISSIONS THOUGH, PLS
>>41192788"It's nothing yet. Hopefully the war will end in the coming months." You sigh. "I don't think the pregnancy is going to significantly impact your performance until much later.""I'm not worried about myself!" Janice snaps. "What about the baby!? Here I am, sitting right next to a radiation zone! What if... what if...""The blood test showed no contamination!" You assure her. "As long as we're smart about this, we can get through this.""Y-yes, I hope you're right." Janice groans. "Should we tell the others? The coven? I just don't know...">We should tell everyone.>Let's just keep it within the squadron.>Let's not tell anybody.>Other
>>41193269>Let's just keep it within the squadron.
>>41193269>Let's not tell anybody.
>Let's just keep it within the squadron.
>>41193269>>Let's just keep it within the squadron.
>>41193269>>Let's just keep it within the squadron.Janice has a point. We should make them avoid the radiation zones.
>>41193269>>Let's just keep it within the squadron.>>Other"We're gonna have to tell your mom and dad... Oh shit, hes gonna kill me."
>>41193314Yes, this is good.
>>41193269>>41193314Squadron and family, yes
>>41193269>Let's just keep it within the squadron.>OtherAnd our families too.
>>41193269>>Let's just keep it within the squadron.For now. Formalities later.Assuming the Daughterus don't explode with squee and let the secret loose right away
>>41193269>Let's not tell anybody.>Anon judges Red with his eyes
>>41193269"Well, we should just keep it within the squadron for now." You say. "I mean, no sense just telling everybody yet.""Hmmm, I guess that can work." Janice agrees. "Oh, can I tell my parents, too?""Not like I can stop you." You say glumly before your heart freezes. "Wait. Won't your father try to kill me?""It's a calculated risk." Janice responds. "Calculated risk my ass." You groan. "He's probably going to fly across the Atlantic like fucking superman and completely murder me!""Now now, he's not THAT bad!" Janice tries to assure you. "Actually I think he'd be overjoyed?""Pregnant before marriage?" "Well, we'll just have to marry before we break the word to him!" Janice giggles. "I can't tell if you're being serious or not and that scares me." You grumble."Don't worry, it'll be fine!" Janice tries to assure you. "I'll let the others know the news! I'll be sure to call back in the morning to give you an update!""Sure thing, Jan." You smile. "See you later, then.""Hope to see you soon!" Janice says before hanging up.Jeez, you suddenly feel so damn exhausted. Between today's antics and the breaking news, it feels like the world you were just getting used to was now crashing down. >Maybe you should just sleep on it.>Maybe a little walk could help you out.>Other
>>41193314>>Let's just keep it within the squadron.>>Other>"We're gonna have to tell your mom and dad... Oh shit, hes gonna kill me."Oh Yes.
>>41193606>>Maybe a little walk could help you out.
>>41193606>Maybe a little walk could help you out.
>>41193606>>Maybe a little walk could help you out.Nigga you going to be a biological dad.
>>41193606>Maybe a little walk could help you out.THE NIGHT IS YOUNG, MY FRIEND! UFUFUFUFUFU
>>41193606>>Maybe you should just sleep on it.
>>41193606>>OtherMaybe Nun has some alcohol you can drink
>Maybe a little walk could help you out.Hopefully we'll be able to talk to one of the others
>>41193606Well, might as well get the edge off by taking a walk. You could use the fresh air anyways. The garden is dark, only barely illuminated by a few external lamps and lights. A cool breeze blows through, chilling your skin but refreshing you at the same time."Can't sleep?" Rex asks, walking alongside you, his head tilted up to look at the stars above."Something like that." You nod. "The girls are asleep?""Misono's keeping an eye on them." Rex assures you. "Despite what they claim, they drop like rocks when they're tired.""Ah." You nod. "You can't sleep either?""Nun and Bullseye have been keeping me up." Rex grunts."Weird. You're room isn't anywhere near theirs." You frown. "It isn't." Rex says simply."Well, I guess it IS her house." You chuckle. "Ah! So there you two are!" Misono says in a scolding tone. "That was rather rude of you, Rex-sama, leaving me behind like that!""Sorry, I thought you were going to sleep as well." Rex frowns. "Didn't realize you wanted to come along.""Well, I actually wanted to talk to Will." Misono turns her gaze to you. "If you don't mind.">Sure, I can talk.>Sorry, maybe another time.>Other
>>41193939>Sure, I can talk.
>>41193939>Sure, I can talk.Also,>Rex-sama>SAMApfffttt
>>41193939>>Sure, I can talk."Walk with us."
>>41193939>>Sure, I can talk.Always time for daughterus.
>>41193939>>Sure, I can talk.
>>Sure, I can talk.Walk and talk
>>41193939"Sure, I can talk." You say, motioning her to follow as you lazily stroll through the gardens. "What's on your mind?""What did Colonel Kelsey say to you?" Misono asks. "When you came out... it looked as if you were hit by a train.""You noticed?" You blink."Yes. I was taught to notice the smallest details, after all." Misono looks up at the starry night sky. "He told you something very distressing, didn't he? Is the war not going well?""Ah, well, it's not that." You glance at Rex, who looks at the both of you curiously, but doesn't say anything. "I was going to tell everybody in the morning, but I may as well tell you all now. Janice is pregnant.""Congratulations." Rex says simply."P-p-pregnant?!" Misono gasps as she grips the hilt of her katana. "Did... did somebody violate her purity?! We shall hunt the fiend down!""Whoa, calm down, Misono!" You cry. "It was me! I was the one that got her that way!""W-wait...." Misono pauses as the gears in her head turn. "That means that you... and her..."Oh dear, now you remember that as one of the newest additions, Misono wasn't quite aware of how deep your relationship went. You see the poor girl's face glow bright red in the night when she puts two and two together."Sc-scandalous! Shameful!" Misono wails. "How could you do something like this?!">I thought you'd be happy to have another sibling.>I wasn't expecting it, either.>Other
>>41194180>I thought you'd be happy to have another sibling.But really.>I wasn't expecting it, either.
>>41194180>Well when two people love each other very much and are very close they do that. but I wasn't expecting this to happen yet.
>>41194180>I thought you'd be happy to have another sibling.>I wasn't expecting it, either.>Look, I blame the Elder Gods
>>41194204Hah!This is great
>>41194180>>I wasn't expecting it, either."But whats done is done and now I gotta put a ring on that girl faster than I thought I would."
>>41194180>>I thought you'd be happy to have another sibling.Yes, Misono. Pierce and Janice held hands.
>>41194180>>I thought you'd be happy to have another sibling.
>I thought you'd be happy to have another sibling.>I wasn't expecting it, either.Well not every plan works out
>>41194180>>I thought you'd be happy to have another sibling.>>I wasn't expecting it, either.
>>41194180"Well, Misono, when two adults love each other very much and are very close to one another, things like that happen." You say with a slight smile. "Besides, I would have figured you'd be happy to have another sibling.""Yes, well, but-" Misono stammers."Besides, I wasn't expecting it either." You sigh. "Life just kinda throws these things at you, you know?""Hmmm, I suppose that's an acceptable answer." Misono nods, but keeps her glare at you. "And you will take responsibility?""Well, of course I would!" You blink. "Not like I can leave anyways. There's no hiding from Janice.""True." Misono nods, her grip on her katana finally relaxing. "I was afraid I would have to behead you for shaming our family name.""Hahaha, that's a good one, Misono." You chuckle nervously."I was not joking." Misono grunts.The air silent for a few awkward seconds before Misono suddenly snorts and breaks out into laughter."Pfffthaha! You should have seen the look on your face"! Misono wipes a tear from her eye. "Perhaps the great Captain Pierce isn't as invincible as he thinks he is!"Oooooh, that clever little snake.>Okay, you got me there.>Naughty girls get punished!>Other
>>41194388>>Naughty girls get punished!PIGGYBACKRIDING!
>>41194388>Naughty girls get punished!nuggynuggynuggy
>OtherAsk Rex what's his thoughts on the subject and see what Frank is up too
>>41194388>>Okay, you got me there.Laugh with her to put her guard down then>>Naughty girls get punished!
>>41194388>>Naughty girls get punished!
>>41194388>Naughty girls get punished!Tie her to a chair and eat a bowl of ice cream infront of her.
>>41194388>>Naughty girls get punished!TICKLESDAUGHTERU TICKLES
>>41194388>>Naughty girls get punished!>>OtherLift her over our head and make airplane noises.Classics don't die.
>>41194419We already did, Pierce found out he's dating all three of his witches and is only a matter of time before they want some babies. Also we should tease Rex about if Misono thinks we are bad, look at Rex.
>>41194453>>Suddenly surprise Fronk
>>41194455>PierceI think you mean Frank
>>41194388>>Okay, you got me there.>>Naughty girls get punished!
>>41194388>Naughty girls get punished!
>>41194476Fronk's too busy saving his third daughter from Soviet incompetence.
>>41194497No Pierce's found out Frank is dating three of his witches.
>>41194508By the way, if we take Scribble anon drawing of anya as canon, and if i sees Artya's drawing correcctly...All of Frank Daughterus have short-ish hair, while all of Pierce's daughterus have long hair.
>>41194572Your phrasing can be interpreted both ways
>>41194602>Fronk: "Short-haired daughterus are the best.">Will: "No, long-haired daughterus are better.">Another race ensues
>>41194639>The Daughters and moms don't give a shit and just go off to eat cake or something
>>41194675Daughterus argue best father?Cooking contest begins.
>>41194702call every fire department in the city
>>41194388"Well, Misono, you've been very naughty." You smirk. "And naughty girls must be punished!""W-wha?!" Misono yelps in surprise as you lunge forward and give her a vicious hair ruffling. "A-ah! Stop it will! You'll tear it apart!""Oho, hitting a weak spot, am I?" You cackle."You're going to tangle it all up! You don't know how hard it is to take care of long hair like thiiiis!"Meanwhile, Rex looks on with a bemused expression."You two sure look like you're having fun." He notes."Wanna join in?" You grin."No thanks. I'll wait till I get my own kid." Rex shakes his head. "Pretty bold statement to make there.""Just following my commander's lead." Rex fires back."Somebody help meeeeee!" Misono wails.>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread is next week! Don't forget Ace Combat on Friday and Vertical Tanks on Saturday!
>>41194747Thanks for the thread.
>>41194747We'll see ya next time
>>41194747Thanks and night merc.
>>41194747As someone with long hair, I'm on Misono's side here. Tangles a bitch
>>41195095You should not have been so naughty then.
>>41195095Daddy-daughter bonding time combing them out, then.