You are Anlanesa, Ice Elemental Soulborn, one day you’re going to be a great wizard (or maybe sorcerer?). You go to school at Egwen Girls Convent.Right now you’re at school, but not doing school work. You’re in a dungeon with the rest of the adventurers club, you’ve split up into two groups and you ended up with Chame and Calluna.The Adventurers Club http://pastebin.com/t467eb4qSheets in Excel https://www.dropbox.com/s/ba1zu710zhochvr/Character%20sheets.xlsx?dl=0#_=_Classes and Races http://pastebin.com/wCst2V8BQuest Rules http://pastebin.com/RG9EAvPqMain Character http://pastebin.com/xHFh2iz2Setting http://pastebin.com/ej98zdgDContinent Map http://ibin.co/260vHqwvCza9QM Twitter https://twitter.com/anAspiringQMQM Askfm http://ask.fm/AnAspiringQMArchive http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Egwen%20School%20QuestYou pause to take a breath after beating down the bandaged human figure that shrugged off your axe blows like you were hitting it with a fan or something.You’re currently 10ft tall and you are stooping to avoid your head scraping along the ceiling. Chame is still recovering from her fit of the giggles, and Calluna is...scratching weird designs on the wall, using the tip of her shortsword.Still, the good news is that none of you are hurt, and you won. You just wish it didn’t look like you were naked. At least you’re alone, and no one can see you.“Well, that was kinda tough” you say, your voice sounds all weird, like cracking ice “maybe this whole splitting up thing was a bad idea. What do you think girls?”Chame wipes a tear from her eyes “Heheh, yeah, I guess it was, after all we don’t want to be left *exposed* Out here do we?”You put your hands on your hips “oh grow up Chame” you say as she starts giggling again “C’mon, that wasn’t exactly an easy fight, maybe we should go back and join the others.”
“Sure” says Chame, still gigging “they’d love to meet the new you.” Ugh, she’s impossible, you try Calluna instead“Cally, Cally?” you say, she stops scratching on the wall and looks at you“Huh?” she says“What do you think” you ask her “should we go back?”“Backwards, forwards, two paths to the same destination” she says “does it matter?”Argh...these two! When you were picking groups no one else seemed to want to go with them, you’d rather have stuck with Cleya but were just too nice to say *no* when Chame asked you to join, and you couldn’t let Chame and Evrumine stick together: they’d get in too much trouble, and...Maybe you should go back and rethink this whole group thing; you could keep exploring or you could go back and join up with the rest of the club.What do you do?>Keep going>Rejoin friends, rethink groups>Other (what?)Also, you’re currently bending down just to avoid hitting your head. Creating the icewall to use your Ice Giant form took some doing, but maybe you should go back to normal? Plus its embarrassing.Stay in Ice Giant form?>Y/N[AE 6/8][Ice Giant Form StatsStrength – 20 (+5)(t)Agility – 7 (-2)Constitution – 19 (+4)Hit points 35 (base 10)Melee Weapon:Unarmed 1d20+5 (1d10+5)ArmourNatural (DR 3)Ice Giant (DR 3)Total DR 6DefenceMelee 7 (-2 agility, -1 size)Ranged 7 (-2 agility, -1 size)]
>>41005719>Rejoin friends, rethink groups>Y
>>41005719>Rejoin friends, rethink groups
>>41005719>Keep going>YI hope to god Sal has the good sense to blur her out, even if she isn't showing anything.
Ok, now that there is more people around at the moment, I can post things.
>>41005927And another thing, also Evrumine. Thanks to a drawnoob and Pudd for both drawings, respectively, of Evrumine, from a drawthread in 06/28.
“Well, ok” you say “we need to clear this dungeon out so we go onwards, I’ll go first, Chame you stick to the ceiling, Calluna can you watch out behind us, in case we get ambushed or something?”You advance slowly down the corridor, filling most of it as Chame sticks to the ceiling ahead of you, and Calluna stays at your back, the axe in your hand feels tiny. You round the corner at the end, only to see it open into a wider, taller corridor, ah good, room to move. This corridor is shorter, maybe only 30ft or so long. Halfway down it, on the right-hand side is another closed door. Ahead the corridor ends in a T-junction.“Chame” you whisper, and motion at the door. Chame crawls down the wall and extends an eye into the lock, ew...As Calluna keeps up the rear guard, Chame reports her findings “Two big armoured guys with axes” she says “and like, a treasure chest or something.”What do you do?>Ask Chame if the chest is a relative of hers>Keep moving past>Fight the armoured guys in the room (plans?)>Other (what?)If fight wins, but there’s no clear plan, then we’ll go with a regular combat vote. Write-in plans are accepted at this point though.
And here is our favorite half-nightmare girl, being a badass.
>>41005927>>41005959Correction,the first one was made by DK, not drawnoob. My mistake.>>41006012This one was done by toorops, an habitual quest drawfag.
>>41005996>Ask Chame if the chest is a relative of hers>Fight the armoured guys in the room (plans?)>Calluna and Anlanesa position themselves to both sides of the door, and Chame shoots at one of the armoured guys to get them to come out, Calluna and Anlanesa stop the first one from coming out of the door so they only have to fight one at a time.
>>41006012very nice but whats up with the teecup bra?
>>41005996>Fight the armoured guys in the room (plans?)>Intercept the first to come out, so he blocks the way for the second one
>>41006041SFW filter, so it can be posted without fear of a ban. And a side effect on her equipment changing forms with her.
>>41005996>>41006037seconding this planIf necessary Anlanesa can always use Cone of Cold.
>>41006064Okay but why wouldn't it stay a shirt?
Please roll 4d20AnlanesaCalluna x2ChameCalluna has an extra roll for something else
Rolled 3, 18, 12, 7 = 40 (4d20)>>41006127
Rolled 15, 6, 7, 7 = 35 (4d20)>>41006127
Rolled 17, 9, 3, 1 = 30 (4d20)>>41006127Dice.
Rolled 8, 13, 19, 1 = 41 (4d20)>>41006127
>>41006149>>41006150One roll too late for crit fail, whew.
>>41006162"All critfailes in dungeons are clothing damage"-Dave
>>41006254Someone give this Dave a medal.
“Ok, here’s the plan” you whisper to Chame and Calluna “Chame sticks on the ceiling, Calluna, you and me are gonna go each side of the door, Chame shoots at them, and when they come at us, we fight them one at a time, ok?”Both of the girls nod and get into position, and you open the door.Inside the room you see these two *huge* guys like over six feet tall and covered head to toe in black plate armour and carrying a huge axe each. They turn towards the door as it opens.The plan works, sort of, Chames crossbow bolt flies past them and clatters off the wall, and then they charge at you; you and Calluna hang back to let one come out so you can surround him. The first armoured guy comes running out and you and Calluna hit him from each side. Your axeblow staggers him but Callunas sword just bounces off that black metal armour.Then things start to go wrong.Instead of standing there and blocking the door he runs at Calluna. Calluna just stands there, sticking to the plan you guess.“Calluna run!” you try to say as he slams into her and knocks her spinning into the wall, then he continues past her, and turns around.[Calluna HP 4/6]Calluna falls screaming to the ground, a mixture of anger and pain, and then her tentacles all emerge and grab the walls and the floor, pulling her upright. Her eyes seem to glow as she raises her shortsword and growls, turning to face the armoured guy, turning her back to you.The second armour guy steps out of the door and faces you. He chants something weird and then glowing runes appear on his axe, that’s not fair! You don’t have a magic axe, why does he get a magic axe?And since when do these guys get to use smart tactics? Your plan was perfect!Actions?Anlanesa>Attack (who?)>Spell/Power (what?)>Other (what?)Calluna>Attack (who?)>Spell/Power (what?)>Activate Warform (may not work)>Other (what?)Chame>Attack (who?)>Spell/Power (what?)>Other (what?)
>>41006254This has been added to Daves official dungeon rules.It may be removed once Sallazar finds out though.
>>41006330>Instead of standing there and blocking the door he runs at CallunaWell, the idea was that they go in front of the door once he comes out so he can't leave the doorway without going past them.I thought that was obvious, but I guess I need to phrase it more explicit like the other anon had.>>41006330Anlanesa>Cone of Cold, if Calluna isn't in range>Melee attack if she isCalluna>Activate WarformChame>Stick to Callunas opponents shoulders, and transform into something blocking his arms.
>>41006330>he runs at CallunaHow did he do that when Calluna had to stand in front of the door to hit him? A shortsword isn't exactly a range weapon. Did he shove her away?
>>41006330Anlanesa>Melee attackCalluna>Melee attackChame>Stick on an enemy's back, proceed to stab him.
>>41006330>Make a Wall of Ice between you and the armoured sentinel, make sure Chame is on your sideCalluna>Dimension Door over to AnlanesaChame>Make sure to be on Anlanesas side
>>41006398>>41006413Anlanesa and Calluna where both standing in the doorway, but leaving enough room so both could attack him.He used his size to shove past Calluna and head into the corridor.>Cone of Cold, if Calluna isn't in rangeShe is; currently you're arranged in a lineAnlanesa -> Armoured Guy -> Calluna -> Armoured GuyWith Chame up aboveVote time extended to 5 mins from now, in light of new info.
>>41006330>>41006398Changing Calluna to>Dimension Door behind AnlanesaChame>Get behind Anlanesa
Counting votes and attempting to untangle
SoAnlanesa attacksCalluna uses Dimension Door to get behind AnlanesaChame also gets behind Anlanesa, but keeps shootingI think I got that rightPlease roll 3d20 for the girls in that order.Having Chame perch on Callunas shoulders the first time she uses her WarformWords cannot express how horribly that could have gone
Rolled 19, 14, 4 = 37 (3d20)>>41006616
Rolled 5, 20, 15 = 40 (3d20)>>41006616
Rolled 1, 15, 18 = 34 (3d20)>>41006616
>>41006638>>41006644>>4100665219,20,18very nice guys, very nice indeed.
>>41006677It's not average?
Follow-upOvercome AnythingBy spending 3 Arcane Energy Calluna can turn a natural roll of 15-19 into a 20.Spend 3AE to activate something special on Dimension Door casting?>Y/N
>>41006695>NShe already has a 20
>>41006695>YI wanna see what happens.
>>41006704A double 20 would give a bonus though.
>>41006695oh, 5 minute vote from my original post
>>41006074>>41005717Are we going to use the excel sheets or keep using the pdfs?
>>41006723Double 20s don't always do something extra. Sometimes they're just successes.
>>41006771I have no preference, which do players prefer?
>>41006771As far as I could see the excel sheet still isn't updated, thats why I posted the pdf.>>41006785Pally literally just said it would give abonus>>41006695>Spend 3AE to activate something special
>>41006791I can't actually read half the excel things, so I'd prefer if the .pdf was kept up to dat.e
>>41006802Right, I need to update that thing. I actually put it on google drive and made it public to edit, so any of us can go and use it. Please don't vandalize it.Here is the link. If no one is interested, I will do it myself when the thread ends.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1P4m0NKonQwlxVg1V-Ca62we35dkNso4HUWn0-kXgak8/edit#gid=1120434559>>41006814Is it because of the colors? Some of them are pretty bad, yeah. You can change it to something less terrible if you want to.
>>41006814Well, the pdf was actually intended for a easy overview for combat and such, and since I find the excel to be just as hard to read for quick information, I'm going to keep it up-to-date for now.The excel is better for comprehensive information about the club though, so its a nice effort.Only 'slightly' bothered that it includes lots of info we weren't supposed to have yet.
“Both of you get behind me!” you yell as you try to swat away the armoured figures axe strikes with your own weapon.For Chame its easy, she simply runs upside down along the ceiling. How she’s able to do that without getting a headache you’ll never know.Calluna has to find some way past the big armoured guy between you and her though. She tries dodging around him but he moves to block her, moving pretty fast for a guy in heavy armour.So Calluna backs up instead and then things start to feel really weird, and a shape of darkness appears next to Calluna and she dives through, and disappears.[AE 4/9]“Where’d she go?” you yell over your shoulder to Chame, as you’re now facing two armoured guys with axes, and you’re taking hits.[Anlanesa HP 32/35]“I’m here!” says Calluna from behind you. You can still see that weird blob of darkness though.With both girls safe behind your much larger form, you are free to go on the offence. You swing your axe at one of the armoured warriors, knocking him back and making a mess of his armour.Chame fires her crossbow and hits him in the gaping rent in his armour. He grunts and his arm hangs limp at his side, you’re winning this, if slowly.Behind you Chame asks Calluna “wait so this doorway is gone, but that one over there isn’t, what happens if something went through that one?”She must be talking about that blob of darkness behind these two warriors.“I dunno” says Calluna “To get behind Nesa I opened a portal and went through another place to get here.”“What place?” Chame asks, you hear her winding her crossbow string back as she talks. You focus on deflecting attacks from two foes. You only manage to parry a few of their attacks, but your icy armour soaks up most of the damage.“There was a forest” says Calluna “and it was raining.”
That gives you an idea, maybe you could push these guys through the doorway/portal/whatever and Calluna then closes it. Maybe that’ll work, as long as you don’t go through with them.Anlanesa>Shove warrior through portal>Attack (who?)>Spell/Power (what?)>Other (what?)Calluna>Attack (who?)>Spell/Power (what?)>Other (what?)Chame>Attack (who?)>Spell/Power (what?)>Other (what?)
>>41006933Anlanesa>Shove warrior through portalChame>Keep firing to keep them off-balance
And by *shove warrior* I mean both of them.
>>41006933Anlanesa>Shove warrior through portalCalluna>Help Anlanesa by tripping them with your tentaclesChame>Stay ready to pin the other girls if the knights try to drag them into the portal
>>41006933At first I thought it was Void Jump, but then she wouldn't have had to go through a third place.
please roll 3d20 Anlanesa shovesCalluna tripsChame is ready to grab (her roll is only used if one of the other two messes up)
Rolled 13, 18, 20 = 51 (3d20)>>41007068
Rolled 3, 11, 3 = 17 (3d20)>>41007068
Rolled 7, 19, 19 = 45 (3d20)>>41007068
>>41006911We have had them since before the quest started. Pally didn't hide any spoiler.
>>41007153But he removed the original club paste with all the info explicitly because he wanted to reveal it when it became IC information.
>>41007164>>41006911Should I delete the sheets of the girls we don't have yet?
>>41007178I personally don't care that much, and apparently is okay with it. So I don't think there is a problem.And at this point everyone has seen them already, so its not going to change anything anymore.
“Calluna, tangle them up” you say “Chame, get ready to save us if this goes wrong.”You make a few wild swings with your axe to distract your foes as Calluna creeps forwards and wraps tentacles around their ankles.Then you charge forwards, shoving your foes back towards the black mess. They’re pretty strong, but thanks to Callunas efforts they trip and stumble, and can’t get their balance properly. You shove one, then the other, through the portal and it disappears. They’re gone.“Really?” Chame asks Calluna “a forest?”“Yes” says Calluna happily “it sang to me, maybe it’ll sing to them too.”In the slightly worried pause that follows, Chame comes down off the ceiling and heads into the room, going straight for the chest, as you peer inside.“Careful” you warn her “it could be trapped or something”“It’s not, *mother*” says Chame, opening the chest. You can’t see what’s in there, but you can see Chames grin. Behind you, Calluna is humming some sort of tune to herself.“Dibs!” yells Chame, pulling out handfuls of gold coins from the chest and shoving them into the many pockets and pouches that appear on her clothes.“Chame” you say “it’s probably just fake money”“Don’t care” she says, still stuffing her pockets.What do you do?>Let Chame loot the chest>A mimic stealing from a treasure chest, there must be a joke in there somewhere>Tell Chame to share>Other (what?)
>>41007240>A mimic stealing from a treasure chest, there must be a joke in there somewhere
>>41007240>Let Chame loot the chest>A mimic stealing from a treasure chest, there must be a joke in there somewhere>Have Calluna use Detect Magic on the goild, to make sure it isn't trapped somehow
>>41007240>>A mimic stealing from a treasure chest, there must be a joke in there somewhere>>Tell Chame to share
>>41007240>A mimic stealing from a treasure chest, there must be a joke in there somewhere>Nahhhh to easy. Just like (someone)>Tell Chame to share
“Chame don’t be greedy” you chide her “share some of that out.”“It’s mine!” she complains “I found it”“We all earned it” you counter.Grumbling, Chame hands you and Calluna some of the coins as well. They certainly feel like real gold coins, you split them equally, having maybe 30 gold each.“So” you say to Chame “a mimic stealing from a treasure chest, is that-”“A family reunion or a dowry” says Chame flatly “really Nesa I’ve heard all of these before.”Oh damn, she probably has too, how about this one though “so if someone wants a share of your gold” you say casually “do they have to *check for booby traps*?”Chame rolls her eyes at you, as Calluna examines her gold pieces one at a time.“Really” says Chame “you went there?”“What?” you ask, grinning slightlyChame just leaves the room, shaking her head “leave the jokes to the funny ones Nesa.” She sounds a bit mad...maybe you offended her?The three of you head to the T-Junction, and after a quick game of rock-parchment-knife and an argument, you go right.“No Calluna, *Unfathomable Non-Merclidian Shape* doesn’t exist in rock-parchment-knife” says Chame, as you head down a short corridor, that ends in a left-turn “besides, if it beats everything then its cheating.”“Unfathomable Non-Merclidian Shape is not cheating” sulks Calluna “you’re just mad because you can’t beat it.”You pass a doorway, then take another left turn, then another, passing a branching hallways as Calluna and Chame argue, and then another left turn.“Wait” you say “isn’t this where we fought the armoured warriors?”Calluna and Chame break off their argument and look around “I think so” says Calluna.“Yeah” says Chame “so uh, we can go in the room, or take the side corridor, say, isn’t that in the direction the others went?”
You think it is. You could clear out one more room before going to meet up with your friends, or just head straight for a meet up. It did look like a big room you all walked around though. Maybe there’s some sort of big monster in there?Next steps?>Boss battle!>Go meet up with friends>Other (what?)
>>41007583>Go meet up with friends
>>41007583>Go meet up with friendsPoV switch?
>>41007583>Go meet up with friends>>41007631>PoV switch?Nah. We still have the boss battle to do, and there would be no point.
>>41007631>PoV switch?YesBut maybe not to whom you expect
>>41007583>Boss battle!Let's meet with Sallazar.
>>41007639>inb4 it's DaveI kinda want this.
Get the team together it is, writing.
>>41007652I definitely don't.
>>41007735that's because you're boring! Just kidding, it's okay to not like something that I like. we're all friends here!
“Lets go meet up with the others” you say to Chame and Calluna “we can tackle whatever is in that other room afterwards.”---The three of you head after the other team, finding them after going through a small maze of wrecked rooms. Wow, seems like they had one long ongoing battle in the direction they went. And they made a real mess on their way too.You find them all huddled in front of a big pair of double doors, Cleya is lecturing Evrumine “no more charging in when you want to” says Cleya “you wait for the signal like everyone else, ok?”“Sorry Cleya” says Evrumine “I don’t mean too, I just, I get all caught up in the fight.”“Hi girls” says Chame as you approach “how goes?”They all look over at you.“I hate skeletons” says Phaysis in a tired voice “after today, I really hate skeletons, in fact, I hate skeletons so much, I want to be a priest, just so I can make them explode.”“Got a bone to pick with them have you?” asks Chame, Nevyn smirks at that“Nesa, good” says Cleya “we’re just about to go through this last door – a bunch of zombies and skeletons retreated in there and I think they have some bandaged guys and there’s a guy in a skull mask and long robes sat on a throne...”You all join in the planning session.---So, it comes to this. Through your scrying orb you can see the seven girls outside the door, but can’t hear their plan – that would be unfair.You are Sallazar, and today you’re playing the Witch King, a role you haven’t touched since you were 16 – the same age as some of the girls. You think you still remember how to do the voice, and you recall how the Witch King never really lost a fight, though sometimes he had to retreat.You have 10 skeletons, 8 zombies and 2 mummys at your command. You are sat on a throne on a raised dais, at the end of a long, wide hall.
When the girls come through, how hard are you going to be on them?>Let them win, but don’t be obvious about it>Make it tough for them, but don’t crush them>THE WITCH KING NEVER LOSES>Other (what?)This is difficulty select, in reverse. If you pick an *easy* option then Sallazar will pull his punches, and intentionally weaken his spells.
>>41007872>THE WITCH KING NEVER LOSES
>>41007872>Make it tough for them, but don’t crush them
>>41007872>>THE WITCH KING NEVER LOSESWE ARE DEATH INCARNATE.
>>41007872>>THE WITCH KING NEVER LOSESGirls need to realize boss fights be no joke
>>41007872>Make it tough for them, but don’t crush themCursh them until they overwhelm us ina heroic last stand.As it should be.
>>41007872>THE WITCH KING NEVER LOSESBeat them down hard, so they will have to train just as hard to win next time. use credits to motivate them as well if they lose.
>>41007872>Make it tough for them, but don’t crush themConsidering they could literally not win if we don't let them, that would be both pointless and unfair.
>>41007872>>Make it tough for them, but don’t crush them
>>41007872I assume the medium choice means the Witch King retreats?
>>41007964YesThe Witch King never actually *loses*
>>41007872>Darksouls, hard but beatable
You’re a teacher and this isn’t a professional competition, its training. So you’re going to teach them.You’re going to be hard on them, and if they screw up badly, then you will beat them...but if they work together and play it smart then the Witch King; weakened from his long slumber, and only just returned to the world of the living, might retreat.At the other end of the long hall the big doors open, and the torches along the hall all burst into flame as the girls enter cautiously.You dip your chin and scrunch up your jaw and say in the creepy inhuman voice of the Witch King “Long has it been since the living have entered my domain, come forth warm fleshy things, for my minions are always hungry!”“What in the hells is that?” asks Phaysis, staring at you, as you undead minions shamble towards the girls. The girls fan out, with Nevyn, Phaysis, Evrumine and Anlanesa at the front; Cleya and Calluna at the back; Chame starts climbing the wall.Anlanesa is still in her Ice Giant form you saw through your scrying orb earlier; Nevyn has transformed into her beast shape; Phaysis is a centaur at the moment; Cleya has eyestalks out.There’s a goof 60ft or so between the girls and your minions, and 100ft between you and the girls.Actions?Witch King?>Tempt them with promises of dark power>Attack (who?)>Spell/Power (what?)>Other (what?)Mummys>Forward and attack (who?)>Hang back and defend you>Other (what?)Zombies (melee weapons only)>Forward and attack (who?)>Hang back and defend you>Other (what?)Skeletons (half with bows, half with swords)>Forward and attack (who?)>Hang back and defend you>Other (what?)
>>41008104>Tempt them with promises of dark power>Hang back and defend you>Hang back and defend you>Hang back and defend you
>>41008104>Tempt them with promises of dark power>Hang back and defend you>Hang back and defend you>Skeletons with bows try to fan out and get a line of fire to Calluna and Cleya
>>41008104>Tempt them with promises of dark power>Hang back and defend you>Hang back and defend you>Hang back and defend you>All troops position themselves with distance from eachother, so no effective AoE is possible or they could be seperated from you with a Ice Wall.
>>41008136>>41008161Seconding these two, deleted previous vote.
Roll that 1d20+10 (fellowship) for temptation
Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>41008273Oh my.
Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>41008273Become ours little puppets~
Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>41008273
>>41008306Well fuck. Who are we bringing tot he dark side?
>>41008306>>41008322Oh wow. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
>>41008321Evidently, all of them.
>>41008306>>41008322Oh, come on! On roll too late, damn.
>>41008340Nah>>41008302his roll was invalid because of the wrong mod.We actually got it.
>>41008340Mine was +1, maybe it won't count.I can't red gud.
>>41008306>>41008322Well. We didn't actually 'want' them to join us and prematurely end the run.So, how is this going to work?I mean, them just giving up isn't a positive side effect.
[insert Sith Quote here]Ok, writing
>>41008371>giving up>not joining the winning sideWe just have to start the world domination questline now.
>>41008376So we're being a lich Palpatine right now?
>>41008423Only we succeed without getting maimed, hopefully.
So, who do you think will defect first? I'm betting on Chame, she would do it for shits and giggle anyway.
>>41008528Evrumine not that swift, easy to con.
>>41008466What about married?
>>41008546But also unlikely to be baited with more power.I actually think she would be the last to go over, and mostly because everyone else does it.Unless we promise her more credits or something.
>>41008306>>41008322So fucking close.
>>41008528Whoever doesn't defect gets extra credits, in any case.
“But maybe” you say in that raspy inhuman voice, speaking half to yourself “maybe one or two of you might have what it takes to delve deeply into the darkness, to uncover the true secrets of the blackest magics.”You thumb the control rod Dave gave you and the undead all fall back, protecting you. The girls advance falters as you keep talking.“Yes, perhaps, some of you might prove useful to me, I can offer you such knowledge as you can scarce imagine: treasures beyond mortal wealth; and I can offer the greatest gift of all – immortality.”You voice lowers, becoming more persuasive, hypnotic. As you talk you send another mental command to your troops and they fan out, keeping spread out, and the skeleton archers all maintain clear lines of fire at Cleya, and most of them can aim at Calluna too.“Never grow old, staying forever young, forever beautiful. You would have the power to gain the respect and admiration of anyone you choose. Think of what I can offer you...”You keep talking, and are aware of a whispered conversation between the girls as they approach.“I say we go for it!” says Cleya“We can’t, its evil” says Anlanesa“It’s not real” says Calluna “I think, so it doesn’t matter.”“What sort of power?” asks Phaysis “the power to explode undead? Because I’m ok with this.”“No, I think its the power to control them” says Anlanesa “anyway, you can’t, because that would be *wrong*.”“Hang on” says Evrumine “could we maybe get a quest reward to keep for real, like gold or a magic weapon? If so I wanna go evil.”You grin under your mask, their first quest and they’re already metagaming. You feel so proud.After several minutes of intense discussion, they call a vote. Anlanesa and Evrumine are the only good votes, and the rest of your club...votes to turn to the darkness.“So how does this work?” asks Cleya, they are still some ways from your undead minions “do we get to pick our own rewards and stuff or is it a mystery box type deal?”
“Are we an evil party now?” asks Calluna “with like, evil power and outfits?”You hear a voice coming from the ceiling, via a spell “Oh yes” says the voice of Dave “yes, register as a themed group in the tournament, I’ll make all of your outfits! For free!”Wait, is he trying to...?“What’s a themed group?” Anlanesa asks.“Some groups register as themed ones” explains Dave “like all-fighters or all wizards, they can use certain spells and equipment outside the usual rules, but they face tough restrictions on anything outside their theme.”“So if our theme is evil...” says Phaysis“Then no *good* magic or priests” says Dave “or equipment.”“Wait” says Chame “would we have to *be* evil, because as a club this sounds fun, but not for real.”You wait impatiently, and as much as you don’t want an evil-themed club. This is the girls decision not yours.“No, no” Dave reassures them “it would be competition only, and *truly* evil magic is still forbidden, but you’d be allowed to bring minions and undead and stuff.”The girls all look at one another, looking thoughtful.“Wait a sec” says Evrumine “Janrael was asking about the club the other day, and she’s an angel, is she forbidden if we go evil party?”“Nah” says Dave dismissively “Fallen angels are a thing, I can make her a costume. And registration of a theme is for a party, not the entire club.”You drum your fingers on the throne armrest impatiently. You were going to talk to the girls about themes much later, this is a bit rushed. Still, they are big girls, and can make up their own minds.
What do you do?>Delay decision (order minions to attack)>Let the girls pick a theme now (follow-up vote to influence)>Other (what?)*If* you want the girls to pick a theme now then you can. These will be a post explaining the options, then a vote after discussion.This vote right now is whether to allow the girls to pick right now. Influencing them one way or another comes later.A party (of 4) can only have a single theme, but your club will likely be one day big enough to have several themed adventuring parties. This is not a route-lock, this is about picking a specialisation for *some* of the girls – if they want to.
>>41008770>Let the girls pick a theme now (follow-up vote to influence)People mare watching I think, so attacking when we got them convinced, would kinda break character on our part.
>>41008770>Let the girls pick a theme now (follow-up vote to influence)This is awesome.
>>41008787Nobody's watching this session.
>>41008770>Let the girls pick a theme now (follow-up vote to influence)But if only a group of four can be evil themed, doesn't that mean we need to have only 4 actually join our side?>>41008800Didn't they? I wa ssure we had announced it and everything.
>>41008770>AttackIn the dungeon Talking is NOT a free action
>>41008770I s shapeshifting a theme?Because we have a shapeshifting team with Phaysis, Anlanesa, Nevyn and Chame.
>>41008817Further sessions, yes, but Salazar mentioned in his head a few threads ago that he wouldn't be making this practice session publicly viewable.
>>41008817>But if only a group of four can be evil themed, doesn't that mean we need to have only 4 actually join our side?Yes, you'll have the option of having the *evil* party prove their loyalty to you....by turning on their allies.
>>41008827But alredy convinced them, why would we attack?
>>41008770>Let the girls pick a theme now (follow-up vote to influence)
>>41008770>Delay decision (order minions to attack)We're evil so we break truce.
>>41008841They're close and distracted, it's the best time to ambush if we were rusing them.
>>41008835>Yes, you'll have the option of having the *evil* party prove their loyalty to you....by turning on their allies.That was my thought on it, okay that works pretty well.Just the question who joins Evrumine and Anlanesa on the good side.>>41008850Evil is not stupid, anon.Why would we kill them if we could make them minions?
>>41008832>I s shapeshifting a theme?Yes
>>41008841They're metagaming the shit out of the situationIn a real dungeon they won't have the luxury to debate their next action or get distracted
>>41008770>>Delay decision (order minions to attack)
>>41008770>>Let the girls pick a theme now (follow-up vote to influence)
>>41008770>Delay decision (order minions to attack)
>>41008862>Why would we kill them if we could make them minions?Undead being a thing aside. Attacking them when they're not ready will help them learn.
>>41008868Because its a test-run. They got interrupted by the dungeon management, so its not even their fault they are debating it now, they already had made a decision before Dave interrupted it.
Picking a theme now, writing
>>41008916>Attacking them when they're not ready will help them learn.Except that it would break the character, who has no reason to attack them when they already decided to join his side, when isntead he can make them attack eachother.Thats significantly more effective than turning them against us again, for no good reason.
>>41008949Why do we care?
>>41008770>Delay decision (order minions to attack)Before a theme is decided, lets at least get enough options to fill a dart board.
>>41008969Because right now we are playing the Witch King, and he is a manipulative evil that has recently arisen and isn't at the height of its power yet.Therefore turning them against eachother is preferable to him.Not to mention because its just more fun this way than just attacking them.
>>41008998Okay, but why do we care about playing the witch king over teaching our students a valuable lesson, as their teacher?Fun is subjective, this is just annoying to me.
>>41006085Toorops is lewd.
>>41009014>but why do we care about playing the witch king over teaching our students a valuable lesson, as their teacher?Because this is a the adventurers club, and we and them are playing roles in a dungeon.I don't even know what lesson you want to teach them here. All evil people are crazy and irrational?Thats not a very healthy lesson, considering it makes them vulnerable to actual manipulators.I still think the girls who resist get extra credits, though.
>>41009052Or that evil people will stab them in the back once their guard is down.
>>41009105It'd still be better to wait for them to kill off and weaken each other as much as possible, then finish off the survivors with chain lightning.
>>41009105But thats not really guaranteed.Evil people are perfectly capable of realising that stabbing them in the back is not beneficial.You have a very boring and mono-dimensional view of how to play a evil character.Not all evil is Chaotic Evil.
You cast an illusion to make it look as though the Witch King is still there, and then step invisibly away and speak quietly into the rune on your gauntlet. Your voice issues from the ceiling...as if you were still in the control room with the Daves.“Now girls” you say “I’m happy that you’re eager to pick a theme; I was going to explain this to you at a later date, but I guess now will do.”“A single team of four adventurers can register as a themed group, as Dave has said, they can have up to four more substitutes – people that fill in if a main team player is unable to attend. A single adventurer can only be a member of a single team, but can be a sub on lots of other teams. If you want to register as an evil party, then I can handle the forms, and Dave has promised you free outfits.” You voice gets stern “which will be entirely age appropriate and will be designed with input from the girls and myself as club advisor. Even though he’s doing it for free Dave will not be given free reign.” You soften your voice again “So girls, which four want to register as an evil party, and which – if any want to register as reserve members?”The discussion starts up again.Anlanesa and Evrumine remain opposed, but Evrumine says she might register as a reserve, just to see what its like.Chame, Cleya and Nevyn all seem happy to register as evil.Some are undecided: Calluna doesn’t seem to grasp the difference between good and evil, and Phaysis is having second thoughts.You could try to influence specific girls to one option or another, or stay out of it.
>>41009127>Not all evil is Chaotic Evil.But some of it is and some anons want to play as such at this time.They lost.
Vote will start in 10 minutes and last for 5.You will be given 4 options(E)vil – Girl joins evil party(R)eserve – Girl joins evil reserve(O)pt Out – Girl joins neither(N)o Influence – You do not influence themAnd each girl will be given a number, 1-7You will be asked to list girls numbers under each option initial, like soE12R34O7N56Majority wins, ties default to No Influence.A fellowship check might be called for, depending upon what the choice is.10 minutes to discuss, offer suggestions and comments.
>>41009194Who is what number?
>>41009194Can we influence them on doing another theme now?
>>41009218it will be in the vote, but likely alphabetical order
>>41009239Not in this vote, no.But after the dungeon, yes.
>>41009239That would be to cluttered and there is no point right now. Its about the evil theme.
>>41009194Evrumine has the potential do do good AND evil, with being a barbarian and all. She can remain in reserve. Phaysis too, nightmares are pretty cool beasts and thematically appropriate; she can be Reserve or Evil this time, but my preference for her is Good.
>>41009279I prefer not influencing any of them. Though Phaysis would fit well into team evil.
>>41009127You read into posts way too much, anon.
>Inb4 everyone votes good because team evil is wrong and you are all bad people!
>>41009268>That would be to clutteredTrue, this will be cluttered enough as it is.
>>41009329It's a theme man. Like costumes. They're not actually evil. They are literally doing it for loot.
>>41009329I'm going to vote good for everyone to spite you now.
>>41009194Let Calluna be evil, she is pretty weird and has so much evil looking shit going for her. She has that Secret Boss vibe.I want Phaysis to stick together with the other shapeshifters, so at least reserve for her.Anlanesa should at least consider and be open to experimentation and try it out one day.
>>41009359Don't let Silver bait you into his reverse pyschology bullshit.
>>41009295Yeah, I see it the same way. We can just let them decide it on their own. There is no one we would really have a reason to want or not want in the team for one reason or another.>>41009366>Let Calluna be evil, she is pretty weird and has so much evil looking shit going for her.Thats actually exactly the reason why I wouldn't want her on team evil. She is way too good as the morally ambigious team mate on a good themed team.
As discussed, 5 minute voteThe girls numbers are:1 Anlanesa2 Calluna3 Chame4 Cleya5 Evrumine6 Nevyn7 Phaysis>E>R>O>NNot including a number with an option will act as a *null* vote and won’t be counted in any category.
Vote is closed, counting
>>41009391>tfw he thinks that guy is meAlso, Pally, USAUSAUSAVote PATRIOT theme
>>41009535Shit, took too long checking my own vote before posting.
I think staying clear is a thing, but please do check my count
>>41009555Actually, this one won >>41009535
>>41009555Looks that way, yes.We got a fairly solid Team Evil with the regulars that already said they want to. And if none of the other girls end up wanting to join, we can still fill that spot with another recruit.Kittrane, maybe.
>>41009576Janrael should totally join Team Evil.
>>41009596I don't think she would be comfortable with that anytime soon.
>>41009596She'd give herself an aneurysm
>>41009602Maybe she could grow a resistance to the sensations evil gives her if she joins team evil and acts in character. It's a bit far fetched, I know, but a possibility to consider.
You ponder carefully which girls would do well playing in an *evil* party and be able to handle it; as well as which ones would have fun doing so.The girls continue talk, and you wait patiently, answering any questions they might have, but taking care not to influence their decision in anyway.After a good twenty minutes of talking, the final decisions are in.Chame, Cleya and Nevyn all go evil, and Evrumine joins as a reserve.Phaysis bows out, but says “Now if we ever have some sort of righteous fury or inquisition team, count me in; I don’t mind going all out, but not for the wrong reasons.”And Calluna bows out as well, seemingly uninterested in evil, but wanting to learn more teamwork, perhaps if you find another theme more suited to her.Anlanesa, as expected, steers clear as well, sounding somewhat offended that Cleya has gone evil.“Right” says Dave “I’ll get them outfits started for ya ladies, in the meantime....”You rush to take your seat in place of the illusionary Witch King and say in your inhuman voice “very well, four of you” you point to Chame, Cleya, Evrumine and Nevyn “have the courage to grasp true power. Your companions are too weak-willed to take what they want.”What’s next?>Strike down your former allies to prove your loyalty>Stand aside as I destroy the three weaklings!>Hahaha! Never trust anyone! (attack all of them)>Other (what?)First option is the *evil* party and reserves on your sideSecond is you vs the three left overThird is basically being a dickTeam Evil with an angelTeam Good full of demonsTeam Fighter full of girls with natural magicetc
>>41009734>Strike down your former allies to prove your loyalty
>>41009734>Strike down your former allies to prove your loyaltyAnd so it happens
>>41009734>>Strike down your former allies to prove your loyalty
>>41009734>Stand aside as I destroy the three weaklings!
>>41009734>Hahaha! Never trust anyone!Learn to trust your team.
>>41009734>Strike down your former allies to prove your loyaltyIt's what the bad guy would do.. but.. it's breeding hostility in the club and creating faction.
>>41009843It's just a game to them. At worst this will spark a rivalry.
>>41009843>but.. it's breeding hostility in the club and creating factionI think most of the not-Team Evil can take it with good humor, we might have to talk to Anlanesa, but I'm not very concerned.
>>41009854Not him. But I'd get into the whole role play aspect of it and start shouting like Obi at the end of that terrible star wars movie: "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONES! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!"
>>41009880Yeah, we need to go full Lord of the Elemental Plane of Ham on this.
>>41009964And backstab team evil after the good girls are gone.
>>41009977And lose valuable assets? No way.
>>41009977Why are you so obsessed with the randumb evil thing?
>>41009977No. We offer them choice loot and welcome them to the evil team.
“Strike down your former allies to prove your loyalty to your dark master!” you say.The girls all look at one another, Evrumine gives a nervous grin, and twitches; then everything happens at once.Protected by the dungeons spell, the girls can’t really hurt one another, but they tear into each other with...rather a lot of enthusiasm.Chame shoots a bolt an Anlanesa, it sticks in her icy body and she doesn’t seem bothered.Nevyn leaps at Phaysis, only to take the butt end of a spear across the face.Anlanesa charges at Cleya, only to be intercepted by Evrumine; The two start trading wild axe-swings, with Evrumine clearly at a disadvantage against the much taller girl.Eyebeams from Cleya strike Phaysis and she falters, clearly weakened, but battles on.Calluna...casually walks to stand underneath Chame, unnoticed by the other girl her tentacles stretch slowly upwards and then wrap tightly around Chame, much to the young mimic girls surprise, if her yell is any indication.Actions>Make a speech (theme? suggestions?)>Sit back and watch>Cast spell (what?)>Order undead (to do what?)>Other (what?)
>>41010012>>Sit back and watch
>>41009986They're more valuable as undead, really. I don't see much of a reason to keep them around and risk being betrayed and have to deal with teaching them.>>41009996Why are you obsessed with calling every evil action you don't like randumb?>>41010012>Make a speech (Ham)
>>41010012>Order undead (to do what?)attack the remaining "Good girls.">Make a speech (theme? suggestions?)Ham. Hammy ham.
>>41010012>Sit back and watchOrder the undead to start acting as cheerleaders of ham
>>41010012>Order melee undead to gang on Anlanesa.>Ranged undead focus fire on Calluna
>>41010012>Make a speech (theme? suggestions?)while they are fighting start some long rambly speech about a new age of darkness and what not, with lots of tangents, play it up as a senile old king.
>>41010012>Order undead (Dance Off)
>>41010012>>41010051thisGo full>A AGE OF DARKNESS IS UPON US AND YOU COULD HAVE BEEN PART OF IT; NOW FALL BEFORE THOSE WISE ENOUGH TO SEEK TRUE POWER
>>41010012>Sit back and watchMaybe as well>Step out and get some coffee or somesuch.
>>41010060Thriller or.. stubs the zombie?
>>41010012>>41010051>>41010061this>If the Team Good actually manages to win, bow out and congratulate them, and then retreat, leaving the defeated Team Evil at their mercy.
>>41010092Well if we retreat we teleport the "evil" girls out with us.
>>41010111NahEvil Witch Kings don't tolerate failure.
>>41010122Then why do we employ the zombies? They never succeed! Clearly we need a new hiring scheme.
>>41010111Sure to make them into undead then
>>41010077I just want more dancing undead in this quest, outside of that I'm not picky.Let >>41010048 have his way if you want just LET THERE BE DANCING!
>>41010161how about no
As the young girls battle for your amusement, you start to rant “And so a new age of darkness dawns! Together our armies will sweep across all the lands and once again all will be united under the loving grip of imperial rule!”“From the ashes and dissolution will arise a new order, stronger, better and purer than before! Only those blessed by darkness, granted powers beyond mortal might shall rule! The lesser races: humans, elves, dwarfs, all will bow before the Witch King!”“Come forth my dark armies, rise to your masters call! let the dead walk once more, let the princes tremble before our power. The rise to rule will be bloody, and hard, but if you must climb a mountain of the dead to reach the summit, SO YOU SHALL!” You finish with maniacal laughter, and lots of it!For an off-the cuff speech it’s not bad you think to yourself, then you realise no one is listening.Nevyn is crouched over a weakly-twitching Phaysis, though it looks more like she’s concerned that her friend is ok, than actually menacing her now.Evrumine is lying on the floor groaning softly, as Anlanesa steps over her, headed for Cleya. Cleya fires eyebeams at Anlanesa, but barely slows her down, damn that girl is tough.Chame and Calluna...are mass of flailing limbs and chaos, neither seems to have the upper hand as yet.Actions>MORE HAM (speech, write-ins encouraged)>Sit back and watch>Cast spell (what?)>Order undead (to do what?)>Other (what?)
>>41010269>Order undead to pile on AnlanesaGeez, what a waste of a speech.
>>41010269>Um ok I can wait.
>>41010269>Order undead (to do what?)Pile on these Heroes! For them to listen to>MORE HAM (speech, write-ins encouraged)
>>41010269>>Sit back and watchYou know what, fine. You don't want to pay attention to my speeches I'll just sit here and drink.
>>41010269>Undead attack Anlanesa>Cast dispell on Anlanesa
>>41010269>Sit back and watch>MORE HAM (speech, write-ins encouraged)Either/or. I don't want the undead to get involved because I want this to be a mostly-fair fight with whoever comes out victorious between the two groups of girls getting to have their victory.
>>41010269>Sit back and watch
>>41010269Oh, let's create mud!
>>41010269>Chame and Calluna...are mass of flailing limbs and chaos, neither seems to have the upper hand as yet.Really waiting for Calluna to do some weird shit that forces everyone to make a san save.
>>41010269>Undead attack Anlanesa>Cast Banishment on CallunaWill she get kicked out of the dungeon? Or of the plane?
>>41010269>Cast spellIce Shield, Strength, Endurance on self>In a impulse of boredom, decide to enter the melee yourself
>>41010269>Sit back and watch>>41010349It would either be she gets kicked out of the plane to an unknown, possibly fatal situation, or nothing happens. That's what the spell does.
sit and wait it is
You sit and watch as the melee unfolds, mentally composing two different speeches, depending upon who wins.To pass the time you investigate the rod you’ve been given to control the fake undead, there’s two unusual buttons on it, one labelled *Copy* huh maybe to teach them new moves, and one labelled *Dance Troupe*. Given what you know about the Daves, you wonder what that will actually do.Chame finally manages to pin Calluna, you says meekly “I give”. Bu the time she does though, Chame looks like nothing you’ve ever seen before: a mass of scales and feathers and eyestalks and long flexible limbs tipped with claws, and you can see at least three heads. She really had to push herself against Calluna.Anlanesa is chasing after a fleeing Cleya, slowing gaining on her “Help me!” Cleya yells at Nevyn and Chame.Finally Anlanesa catches up to Cleya and lifts her up high, just as Chame hits her from one side, and Nevyn from another.Anlanesa doesn’t go down easily, but under an assault of sharp claws and teeth, various limbs of Chame, and eyebeams from Cleya, finally she yields.Team Evil is victorious!You clear your throat, ready to deliver your prepared speech, only for the Daves to speak first “Aww yeah, that’s what I’m talking about” the voice of Dave booms from the ceiling “Evil Bit- er, babes is where it’s at!”The girls help their fallen club members to their feet, and there’s much hugging and laughing.Cleya and Anlanesa have a slightly tense standoff, but then hug one another, whispering in each others ears something you can’t hear.Then Dave puts his foot in his mouth “So” he says “What’s your Team Name?”You resist the urge to hit him, the girls could argue about *that* for days.
“The Aberrants!” says Cleya“The Hidden Mauraders!” suggests Chame“Slaughterhouse, uh, Four!” says Evrumine after a quick count. Except, they’ll probably have more reserve members in the future, so a number might not be ideal.Nevyn transforms back to her humanoid shape and growls out “Dark Hunters”Even the members not on the team offer suggestions.“The Unforgiven” suggests Phaysis“The Unrepentant” says Anlanesa “Send More Priests!” suggests Calluna, then noting everyone’s looks she adds “No I’m fine, its a team name.” What do you do?>Support a team name (which? Write-ins allowed)>Pick a name later, after you’ve got the fourth member>Push buttons on the control rod, find out what they do>Let the girls clear the rest of the dungeon>Ok, enough fun girls, and its late, time to sleep>Other (what?)
>>41010755>Pick a name later, after you’ve got the fourth member>Ok, enough fun girls, and its late, time to sleep
>>41010755>>Push buttons on the control rod, find out what they doDo the Dave.
>>41010755>The Evil BabesDave has the best ideas.
>>41010755>Pick a name later, after you’ve got the fourth member>Push buttons on the control rod, find out what they do>Ok, enough fun girls, and its late, time to sleep
>>41010755>Pick a name later, after you’ve got the fourth member>Push buttons on the control rod, find out what they do>Let the girls clear the rest of the dungeon
>>41010755>>Pick a name later, after you’ve got the fourth member>>Push buttons on the control rod, find out what they do
>>41010755>Push buttons on the control rod, find out what they do
>>41010755>Pick a name later, after you’ve got the fourth member>Let the girls clear the rest of the dungeon
Again you leave an illusion of the Witch King in place as you step to one side, and your voices comes down from the ceiling “How about girls” you suggest “you wait until you hae your fourth evil teammate before picking a name?”“That’s no fun!” complains Chame, as the rest of the *evil* girls acquiesce. “Right, it’s late” you say “you have just enough time to clear the dungeon before bedtime-” The hells with it, you interrupt yourself by pressing both buttons on the rod.The undead spring into synchronised dance moves, and start to shake and gyrate around the room.After some confusion and laughter, the girls start dancing too. As they do the nearest undead start to copy their moves. From above, music blares out from the ceiling. You can just imagine the chubby Daves trying to dance up in the control room.Pretty soon its an impromptu party. Who knew a zombie could pull moves like that?“Chame, no, stop that” you say.“What?” she says innocently “That’s just wrong” you say, “really, getting a skeleton to dance like that?” Eugh you need that image out of your head.By the time the fun has stopped its late, and you herd the girls off to bed, almost carrying a tired Cleya.“That was fun sir” she says sleepily as you see her to her dorm room “can we do it again?”“Another time” you promise her---The next morning you rise early, to see the Daves supervising the removal of the dungeon.“Azar, mate” says Dave “you’ve still got it, the Witch King man, the Witch-KING!”“I didn’t do anything” you say.“You corrupted a bunch of adventurers on their first quest!” says Dave “and that speech? masterful!” Well, at least *someone* was listening...“It’s just nostalgia lenses” you say “I’m sure you have lots of villains on the adventuring circuit that are played better.”The two Daves share a look “Maybe” says one “but who are we to say? Nostalgia lenses as you said my friend, why not lets the crowds decide?”
Wait, are they...“No” you say, “I have a job, I have my own club.”“Strictly part-time” says one Dave “A Rare Boss” says the other“By appointment only”“You can bring your evil team” says the other“We can pay you.”“How much?” you ask suspiciously, your inner dwarf waking up as the topic shifts to gold.“Ah, well, times are hard” says Dave “I mean, we barely break even, it’s been a hard year, Dave is ill, lots of priest bills, I mean we’re taking charity just to be able to buy food.”Your response>I’ll do it>I’ll do it – and I’ll ask the *Evil Team* if they want to join>I can’t do this>Other (what?)
>>41011226>I ask "Team Evil" if they want to join, if they do, we are in.
>>41011226>I’ll do it – and I’ll ask the *Evil Team* if they want to joinExtra gold for the club? Why the fuck not?
>>41011226>I’ll do it – and I’ll ask the *Evil Team* if they want to joinNow we just need a fourth member.
>>41011226>I’ll do it – and I’ll ask the *Evil Team* if they want to join
>>41011226>I’ll do itHow much are we paid anyway?
>>41011226>I’ll do it – and I’ll ask the *Evil Team* if they want to joinMore gold? Yes please. And this will also be good practice (or evil practice hue) for the girls, so it's win-win.
>>41011226>>I’ll do it – and I’ll ask the *Evil Team* if they want to join
>>41011262We are the fourth member for this one.
Ok, roll 1d20+10 to negotiate a reasonable fee for your time.Unit Scyther-droid?
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>41011430
Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>41011430
Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>41011430Dice>>41011428No, Sal will be the boss, Team Evil the eliteminions.
Rolled 13 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>41011430Money.
Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>41011430Chame is my waifu. Stupid school regulations.
After a half-hour of intense negotiation you finally have your fee“A hundred and fifty a week is robbery!” yelps Dave “Take it or leave it” you say “You want me and the girls ready to attend fights upon request? That’s the fee for all of us – if they say no, *then* its seventy-five.”You doubt the girls will turn it down, but you can’t speak for them.“Fine” grumbles Dave “you really are an evil overlord.”“Damn right” you say.You spot a sheaf of papers in Daves hand that looks like it has pictures of dresses on it.“Dave, what’s that?” you ask.“Nothing” he says, hugging them to his chest.After prying them off him, you see they are sketches for outfit ideas for the members of Team Evil.“Hah, no” you say, looking at one “nope” you look at another “Ok, this one, maybe.”“Oh c’mon!” protests Dave as you laugh at another design and reject it “It’s artistic”“So are some nude statues” you say “no.”You’ve narrowed it down to a few designs and give them back “These *might* be acceptable, send me the full designs when you have them, and I’ll let the girls pick the ones they want.”“Spoilsport” grumbles Dave as you leave for morning lessons.By midday the dungeon is gone, and you’ve said goodbye to the Daves.What are you doing over lunch?>Nothing special (skip to evening)>See the Headmaster (topic?)>Gather up Team Evil and talk about money, and outfits>Recruit Trainer (which?)>Recruit girl (which?)>Other (what?)
>>41011603>>Gather up Team Evil and talk about money, and outfits
>>41011603>Gather up Team Evil and talk about money, and outfits>And talk to them about a potential fourth permanent member, maybe they know someone who would be interested
>>41011603>Gather up Team Evil and talk about money, and outfitsBest idea Ever.
>>41011603>Gather up Team Evil and talk about money, and outfits>Try and work out why an angel won't let you protect her from evil. Could she be reacting to the loss of her abillity to sense danger?
>>41011603>Gather up Team Evil and talk about money, and outfitsand >>41011639Btw, what trainers `we need at the moment?
>>41011734We have all for our girls chosen training.The most easily available and potentially useful would be the priest trainer.
>>41011753>We have all for our girls chosen training.Lies.
>>41011777Nope. We do.
Dress up vote incoming? Post pictures with cool clothes.
>>41011782Except we don't have a Bard Trainer for Chame or a Monk Trainer for Nevyn.
>>41011799I'd rather not have a dress voter, but I like that outfit.
Gathering the dark minions it is, writing
I have always liked this pic. Can't see much of the outfit, but it's cool as fuck.
Something for Team Evil? Or maybe Team Edgy.
Something stylish for the frontliners.
You seek out your Evil Minions....only to find the entire adventuring club sat together, with another dozen girls, talking about their exploits last night.“And so I charged into the zombie and knocked him clean through the shelves” says Evrumine “Bam!”“That sounds a lot of fun” says one of their audience, a Tiefling girl with long plaited hair “I was wondering....”“Hello girls” you say “I just need a few minutes with these four” you lead Team Evil away from the crowd and explain the proposition the Daves put to you.“Sounds fun” says Chame“I’m in” says Cleya“So very there” says Nevyn“Me too” says Evrumine.With that decided...you hand out copies of the designs the Daves suggested “Now, they said they’d make you a free outfit, don’t decide now, look at these and think about it, and let me know, ok?”“Are these the only designs?” asks Chame critically “I man, they look a bit...I dunno, too respectful.”“They were the only designs I’d let them make” you say “If you want to suggest your own, then give me a copy, and I’ll think about it.”The girls past the designs back and forth, discussing them.>Go to lunch (timeskip)>Ask if they have a fourth member in mind>Suggest fourth member (who?)>Other (what?)No dress vote, sorry.YetLater you may be able to pick a unifying theme or badge.
>>41011962>Ask if they have a fourth member in mind
>>41011962>Ask if they have a fourth member in mindI would suggest Kittrane, but that would sound racist.
>>41011811Nevyn doesnt want to be a monk right now, some anosn want her to be one.And Chame isn't training for bard right now either.And wouldn't make a good one anyway.So no, we currently have all trainers for stuff our girls are actually training in.
Found something for Janrael.
>>41012065Nah,>>41011799Is for Janrael IF she joins Team Evil.
>>41012084Well, now I want that.
>>41012084You think she'll join Team Evil? Really?
>>41011962>Try and work out why an angel won't let you protect her from evil. Could she be reacting to the loss of her abillity to sense danger?>>41011910Those hands look too small.
>>41012065Get back in your own thread! And put on some clothing! You have children!
>>41012061Because they can't train for classes we don't have trainers for. That's the only reason.Chame would be fine as a bard and, more importantly, she wants to be one. Nevyn requested Monk as well, and she would be excellent with that class.
>>41012113No, I don't think so, hence I said IF.
>>41012065That's not even an outfit.
>>41012185Hey, she is wearing socks and gloves, and has a loincloth. It definitely count as an outfit.
>>41012133Not enough wings to be her.>>41011962Can I add asking Calluna about the woods she went through when she doored to >>41012129 please.
>>41012065damm't Jal, don't dress her up like sireyi on date night.
“So, I know its only the next day” you say “but did you have a fourth team member in mind?”Evrumine shrugs, as the others exchange looks.“Some of the other tiefling girls sound interested” says Cleya “they might join the club, and would be natural choices for our team.”“Yeah” says Nevyn “We’ll see who steps up.”“How about Kitten?” suggests Chame with a sly grin.The others all groan “Kittrane, no!” says Cleya “if she joins she’ll just push everyone around and spend her time bullying Evrumine.”“No she won’t!” says Evrumine “I can beat her now, I only lost that one time because” she looks at you “Er, fighting is wrong and against school rules” she says meekly.“Cleya is right” says Nevyn “Kittrane will demand to be on an evil team, and will demand to be team leader, without doing any work, then she’ll spend all her time *testing* herself against anyone she sees as *strong*”“If only Anlanesa had joined” laments Evrumine “she’s so big, she could have used her new power to keep her in line, what?” The other girls are looking at her, eyes wide.“That’s it!” says Cleya “Phoebe!”“Oh yes!” says Chame with a laugh “this will be wonderful.”“Syphoebeus?” you say “why?”“Kittrane went for her once” says Nevyn “and only once, if she’s in, Kittrane will behave.”“Or” says Cleya “if you leave it to us, we’ll find a suitable, less violent girl ready to join, I think Hannah wants to, she’s just working up to asking.”Your response?>I leave it up to you girls>I guess I’ll recruit Phoebe...and then Kittrane>I’ll decide later>Other (what?)
>>41012374>I leave it up to you girls
>>41012374>>I leave it up to you girls
>>41012374>I guess I’ll recruit Phoebe...and then Kittrane
>>41012374>Recruit HannahShe is already here, why not?
>>41012374>Recruit HannahNo harm in having more girls, right?
>>41012374>I guess I’ll recruit Phoebe...and then KittraneThose two are perfect
>>41012427There is, actually. We have a finite limit on how many we can recruit before it starts eating into our gold for every session, and it causes character bloat.
>>41012374>I leave it up to you girls>>41012442Then don't recruit the other girls.
>>41012455>Then don't recruit the other girls.The other girls are actually interesting and a few of them need help.
>>41012374>>I guess I’ll recruit Phoebe...and then Kittrane
>>41012374>I'll leave it up to you girls
ok, looks like leaving it up to the girls won by 1 vote
or not, checking timestamps
ok, as this is a fairly important vote, I'll call FD in 5 minutesThere will only be 2 options.
I don't get why this is even close. It's not like recruiting those two would preclude the tiefling girl still being allowed to join the club. I also suspect that Kittrane needs help, which is my main motivator in any recruitment.
FD vote – 5 minutes1 – Recruit Phoebe and Kittrane2 – Let the girls pick who they wantPlease do not quote this postPost number only, no greentextIgnoring these rules mean your vote will not be counted.
“Well I guess I better speak to Phoebe” you say to the girls “and then Kittrane.”“Good luck with that Sir” says Cleya dryly,You bid the girls farewell, as they walk back to their group, still talking about their new outfits as you head to the lunch queue.You are aware of a lot of murmuring and whispers in your classes that afternoon, it seems the tales of the adventurers first dungeon-crawl are making their way around the school.You don’t get approached by any students about joining your club, but the gossip mill has its new tidbit to chew over.When your last lesson is over, and you’ve eaten, what are you doing that evening?>Order some equipment for the club (what?)>See the Headmaster (topic?)>Call club meeting>Recruit Trainer (which?)>Talk to Syphoebeus>Recruit girl (which?)>Other (what?)
>>41012943>Talk to Syphoebeus
>>41012943>Call club meeting
>>41012943>Talk to SyphoebeusLucky, one of the girls I wanted to recruit anyway.
>>41013020I want to recruit most of the planned girls, if not all of them. Tisinia and Safire in particular out of those that remain.
>>41013053>Tisinia and Safire in particularOh god yes, muh daughterus.
So how much would it take us to go into some actual dungeon for quick loot?
>>41012943>Talk to SyphoebeusBy the way, what is the optimal number of girls for the club, atleast atleast in current situation.Just asking so we don't recruit everyone.I was thinking 8-12, enough for 2 teams + reserve.
>>41013265We currently have space for 10.Which would mean two teams + 2 reserve. But 12 would be definitly better.
>>41013276So far what I have understood, we have. Roguish girlsCallunaChameMelee girlsAnlanesa (half caster?)NevynEvrumineRangerPhaysisCastersCleyaAnlanesa Syphoebeus is clearly going to be tank, Kittrane sounds like fighter type too.Just saying that I would rather get a priest/healer and druid first than more fighters.