You wake up in a room. It is quite dark and it feels very cramped. Please submit a command.
Propose to the darkness a formal introduction.
Light a fire.
>Reach around.You reach around, and find two rather large switches while doing so. One to your left, and one to your right.
>>40955589I see what you did there, Mr. Garfunkel.
>Flip bothThe lights in the room come on, as a result of flipping the switch to your right. The one on the your left did nothing. Or at least it seemed to do nothing that you notice just yet.
>>40955860Sit on that chair like a master.
Piss every where mark your tuff then open door
>Examine room.The room is larger than it felt in the dark, and rightfully so as the door to the north is blocked by six inches of glass just inches away from your face. You are also much taller and generally larger than the one piece of furniture in the room, that being a chair. On the desk next to the chair is a laptop that is currently powered off. A few disks lay on the desk next to the laptop.
>>40955860>Boot up PC
Turn on pc look for porn then put disk after finished
Put in disk after you turn on pc
>Turn on PCYou can't quite reach over there, but as you tried desperately pawing at the power button, you find out you can somehow stretch your skin and muscle like rubber, allowing you to gain access to that button. Fucking incredible. The PC powers on.
Put in disk
>>40956146Which one, dummy? Perhaps you should examine the disks.
>>40956146shitpost on 4chan with wild abandon.
>>40956278get ye disks.knock on glass door.
oh my god this is so much fun
>>40956278Randomly decide on a disk
DETERMINISTICALLY decide on a disk.
You close your eyes and pick a disk from the three available at random. You hold it up to your face and open your eyes. It is a disk labeled "Chatter." Insert "Chatter" into disk drive?
>>40956539Examine the other two disks. What are those labeled?
>Examine the other two disks.You insert Chatter into the disk drive. It begins an installation process. In the mean time, you examine the other two disks. One is labeled "Serpent's Sting." The other is labeled "Console."
Insert both into rectum
>>40956803Well, let's just wait until Chatter is installed and see what, if anything, it does.>Examine chatter program
Slap own face
This tells you jack shit.
>>40957140Hey, that tells us plenty! We're in some kind of hospital, penitentiary, or facility, either as a patient or as a test subject. There are other people here under the same circumstance. Let's make a profile and see if anyone's out there.>Get ye Omegle profile
>Get ye profileYou are greeted by this form. You finally get to learn a bit more about generic protagonist with stretchy limbs! What is the first and last name of this young man?
>Enter name: Richard (Dick) SamsonYou don't remember who you are, but your gut tells you that you are Richard. (The story will now take on third-person narration. "You" will be replaced with Richard.)
>>40957452Now, what is this young man's birthday? (xx/xx/xx format)
>Enter Birthdate: 06/06/06Once again, Richard uses his gut feeling to deduce this answer. According to the computer's date, this was over twenty years ago.
>>40957572What is one word, personality wise, that can be used to describe Richard?
The first word that comes to Richard's mind is "forgetful." He does not need to use his gut to come to that conclusion. What is another word that can be used to describe Richard's personality?
>>40957661Inquisitive. We've made baby steps into discovering more about ourselves - we can't stop now.
>>40957661Horny and Inquisitive.
Richard enters "inquisitive" into the second box. He has been snooping around after all. We need one final word to describe Richard. What is it?
Richard inputs hothead. Once again as a gut instinct. He then presses next and is greeted by a final input screen. What is his chat name?
>>40957987But I was being unironic.truthStretcher then.
@OP: is Dick's dick also stretchy? this is important
>>40958031Don't give a question, give a command.>Masturbate furiouslyThen you'll find out the degree of stretch.
Richard chooses a name he feels appropriate, considering his new found powers. Confirming his screen name brings him to home screen, showing people he can chat with in his local area (Probably the facility he may be in.) Which one of these do you chat with?
>>40958206I got some adventure right here.>grabs dick
>>40958185Chat with alphaNeurologist
>>40958185>talk to alphaNeurologist
>Chat with alphaNeurologistWell, that talk was fucking worthless.
Guys, I had fun drawing and shit for tonight, but I'm tired and gotta go to bed. Quick poll: Anybody here interested in continuing some other time? Under the name Richardquest?
>>40958600sure. Richard Quest.
>>40958600Yeah. Sweet dreams, anon.
This is a quest thread, please include "quest" in the title so my filter can block this shit. Thank you.
>>40959814Did you just bump a dying thread just to correct the subject field.You really should sage like me since you disapprove of its unfilterable visibility.
>>40959814I came in looking for this post and for a while I thought we would not get itYour a fagot anon