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Last time on SAQ, we partied super hard after finishing up our business with Whis

Turns out Pilgrim died like a punk bitch when sleeping.

Arctus might in fact be the lord of the dance.

Corona taste like piss and I regret drinking it.

LETS GO

>Follow me on twitter @Eail4
>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail
>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest
>>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/L6kK92ie

In a rare situation tonight, I don't actually have much planned as we're in a free form after finishing up the Emperium Arc.

Thus, I'm going to do something a bit different than normal to start this off, a slight time skip forward, but you lot get to choose where we're going for it.

We may make this into a 'Special' Episode, if you guys want to. I think I'd enjoy that.

>A. Vacation to Earth, timeskip to get there
>B. Visiting Arcosia for its secrets, skip to there
>C. No skip
SPECIAL OPTIONS
>D. 3 years into a future
>E. 17 years into a future
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>>40867948
>>B. Visiting Arcosia for its secrets, skip to there
This keeps getting brought up, lets do it.
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>>40867948


In before Rock guy!


>B. Visiting Arcosia for its secrets, skip to there
>C. No skip

Though there's a lot of stuff on Earth to be done with the whole Tree of Might fruit extract and other science stuff with Bulma, the lost lore on Arcosia seems like a pretty interesting path. Who knows what secrets and powers Arctus could learn while delving into the depths?
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>>40867948
>A. Vacation to Earth, timeskip to get there
>C. No skip
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>>40867948
>E. 17 years into a future

You guys not voting for a skip suck ass, don't ever refuse a special
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>>40867948
>>40868127

>'Special' Episode

What does that mean, exactly?

And why would we want to skip 17 years into the future?
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>>40868158
Think History of Trunks, which, coincidentally, would be 17 years into the future from where we are now.

Hint hint wink wink nudge
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>>40867948
>E. 17 years into a future
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>>40868203
Bad samefag. Its obvious on the first vote with the IP counter.
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>>40868184
Oh. So it won't be advancing Arctus' current position way into the future, then? At least not the playable Arctus who we are shaping right now?
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>>40867948
>B. Visiting Arcosia for its secrets, skip to there
>C. No skip
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>>40868235
Human quest did a thing similar to this twice that was non-canon, just for fun.

It'd be the same thing here.
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>>40868253
Hey Kato! Like your quest, Just finished reading it all today! When you running?
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>>40868276
Sunday 11am pst
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>>40868272
Oh. In that case...

>>40867948
>E. 17 years into a future
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>>40867948
>>B. Visiting Arcosia for its secrets, skip to there
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We'll save the special for next time it seems. To Arcosia it is, and since you all voted for no skip in addition to that, you get to talk to Papa Cold for a while.

Writing now
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Hey Eail? Still not done writing that smut though eh?
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>>40868276
Awoops, sorry, forgot to clear that. But yeah, 11 on Sunday.

>>40868316
>you get to talk to Papa Cold for a while.
We must deny everything about any knowledge on Kirin Mets grape soda. EVERYTHING.
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>>40868482
It's not booze is it? If it isn't don't care. Id have thought you knew that about me uncle cold.
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>>40867948
With the party on board your ship continuing well into the night, everyone ended up having a great old drunken mess of a time. Even Vegeta and Jenkins could be seen cracking a smile every once and a while during the blow out.

Nappa ended up needing a stomach pump after his fifth keg stand or so, but Doc assured you that he wasn't the only one, and that everyone on the crew would be fine, though the med bay was going to smell like alcohol for a day or two.

Thus, everything was in order and as it should be. The crew had the time of their lives, you finally managed to finish up the mission from King Cold that you were given, and Vegeta even let herself go for once and had some good old fashioned fun after some poking on your part to get her to do so.

The next day though, well that's quite a different story all together, in a call back to something you haven't done for months, you awaken to find yourself hanging from the rafter of the mess hall by your tail, having blacke out at some point an evidently deciding this was going to be a good idea in some fashion.


Uncurling your tail and forgetting that you have the ability to fly, your head smacks into the floor and gives off a dull 'thud' on impact.

"Ow..."

Seems as though you weren't the only one that decided the mess hall was a good place to sleep, as quite a few of your crew are splayed out in some fashion or another all over the place. No party like a Booze Hound party as they say.

Finding more boozed out crewmen along the way back to your room, a quick dip in the shower and a change of armor leaves you in a well enough position to call King Cold and report your success finally.

When his horned visage pops up on the viewscreen several minutes later, he's nursing a glass of wine in his hands.

"Greetings nephew, what can I help you with today?" He asks in a rather amused tone

>A. Morning Uncle
>B. I did that thing you wanted done
>C. How can I help YOU King Cold
>D. Write in
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>>40868586
>B. I did that thing you wanted done
>C. How can I help YOU King Cold
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>>40868586
>A. Morning Uncle
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>>40868622
Don't be disrespectful anon.....We can only do that behind closed doors
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>>40868586
>B. I did that thing you wanted done
>C. How can I help YOU King Cold
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>>40868586
>B. I did that thing you wanted done
>C. How can I help YOU King Cold
"That little mess is all cleared up, now how can I help YOU, King Co- is that Space-Bourgogne Pinot Noir? A great choice so early in the day, Uncle. Ah, I mean, what might you need done, sir?"
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>>40868586
>A. Morning Uncle
>B. I did that thing you wanted done
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>>40867948
Can we know the pilgrim's dealio?
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>>40868586
>still no mention of doing shots off of a naked Vegeta

Eail.
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>>40868715
Supporting.
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>>40868586
"Morning Uncle, the... assignment you gave me regarding a certain annoying infestation is finally complete, my apologies for the delay, our last roach was a bit harder to pin down than the others." You greet the man, giving him a small respectful bow as you proceed with your report.

"It's no matter, you still managed to take care of the issue within a resonable amount of time, I must say I'm quite pleased that you managed to finish the Commanders with little casualties inflicted on our own forces, that shows your skills as a general." Cold responds, sounding quite pleased indeed.

Does it count as using great strategy when you generally just beat the ever loving hell out of everything that got in your way and ended up finding the battles you fought to be surprisingly easy?

"The Emperium will certainly know not to attempt to meddle in our affairs gin after this, so well done nephew, I'd say you certainly deserve a reward after that. Hmm... I'm afraid I can't quite think of anything suitable at the moment, perhaps, if you were to take a nice relaxing vacation for a while, I'll have something more appropriate for when you return." Cold laughs to himself before taking a sip of his wine.

"A vacation? Thank you very much Uncle, I was going to request one for the men after all this, but you managed to have it on your mind before I could even do so, I'm sure they'll be quite happy to hear that. Is there anything else I can help you with your majesty?" You ask, really hoping he'd say no to that.

"Well, actually my dear nephew, you wouldn't happen to know anything about a certain flavored drink commercial making it's way across the holonet would you?"

>A. Oh shit oh fuck
>B. I KNOW NOTHING
>C. You mean that one where Frieza dances?
>D. Write in
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>>40869054
>>C. You mean that one where Frieza dances?
"The men were talking about that at one point, but I never looked into it."
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>>40869112
Second
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>>40869054
>>C. You mean that one where Frieza dances?
>"Yes, a few soldiers from the Emperium were viewing it as we crept up on one of their strongholds, they found it hilarious, I found them vaporized."
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>>40869054
NOTHING
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>>40869054
>C. You mean that one where Frieza dances?
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>>40869054
>B. I KNOW NOTHING
"What kind of flavor, sir? I am sure you know I am more of an alcohol sort of fellow, can't say I know much else about other drinks. Perhaps you can ask one of Lord Freeza's men, or the Ginyu Force, I heard they are quite fond of certain Space-Sodas. ...I'm not forgetting any important anniversaries, am I? I would hate to show up to something without the appropriate drinks."
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>>40869054
"That one Grape commercial wasn't it? Heard a few of the men talking about in the mess hall wondering where it had come from, but I'd never really looked into it myself. Was that actually Frieza in the commercial?" You ask, hoping that faking your ignoring casts aside any blame that might come your way.

"Oh heavens no, I merely allowed for a simulation to be used as part of a deal for promotions, that thing hasn't been seen in years and Princess has been rather upset that it's shown up again."

You barely manage to hold back a snicker as Frieza is called Princess by his father. Genocidal crazy maniac he may be, but that's just fucking hilarious and no one could really deny it.

"I'll have a few technicians look into where it came from, anyways, enjoy your vacation nephew, I look forward to hearing from you in a few months, tata!" Cold proceeds to cut the call after saying his goodbye.

When you manage to recover yourself from where you've been sprawled out on the ground laughing your ass off, it's just now dawning on you that you actually have free time for a while. The mission to Earth had lead right into this one for Cold, so it'd actually been quite a while since you were free from the Cold's clutches.

Your mind immediately drifts to the places that you want to go to...

Earth, to see Bulma, Gohan, and all the others, have a nice relaxing vacation.

Arcosia, your home, what's left of it anyways, the place that's evidently supposed to have the secrets you need to beat Frieza.

It's a tough call, but, as much as you want to go see the earthlings, a chance like this to move under the radar while not on a job is far too valuable to pass up.

It's just a matter of actually getting there, and it'd take around two weeks from your current location, with no detours.

>A. Go in your ship, least time.
>B. Drop off the crew on a vacation planet, take another ship
>C. Do something else.
>D. Write in
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>>40869054
>C. You mean that one where Frieza dances?
Yeah I heard that was happening from the crew. What about it?
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>>40869493
>B. Drop off the crew on a vacation planet, take another ship
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>>40869493
>>B. Drop off the crew on a vacation planet, take another ship
Be good Commander.
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>>40869493
>B. Drop off the crew on a vacation planet, take another ship
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>>40869493
>B. Drop off the crew on a vacation planet, take another ship

>C. Do something else.
Give Jenkins a triple bonus.
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>>40869493
>B. Drop off the crew on a vacation planet, take another ship
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>>40869493
>B. Drop off the crew on a vacation planet, take another ship
EVERYBODY IS ON VACATION!

Jenkins is in charge until you get back.
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>>40869493
>B. Drop off the crew on a vacation planet, take another ship
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>>40869493
I wonder what Cold's angle is here.

He most likely knows we're a loose element, even if he underestimates our strength severely. He wouldn't send us on vacation unless there was something to get out of it - instead he'd send us on time-wasting accomplish-little missions like this one.

He's watching what we do.

He's expecting us to go to Earth, probably, for its booze, or to any planet in PTO space known for having craptons of cheap alcohol. When he sees us heading to Arcosia of all bloody places, he's gonna be curious.
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>>40869673

Cold could be looking for more potential successors. Maybe he's a little tired of this whole stagnant standoff that Cooler and Frieza have going on, and he had his interest piqued by his dear nephew taking care of a dangerous situation with only the barest hints of trouble.

They're pretty much the big fish in the universe because of mutant genetics, so I doubt that Cold is that interested in how Arctus managed to pull it off. Though he could be thinking of harder assignments to give to Arctus just to see how capable he is, and whether he could possibly make it into the running as a PTO successor.
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My cousin is a fucking idiot, in other news, now that his delaying me is out of the way, writing
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>>40870176
Everyone has a idiot cousin, EVERYONE
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>>40870200
>tfw everyone thinks Arctus is that cousin
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>>40870200
My idiot cousin got fat when he was 18 and then by the time he was 23 he dropped all the weight and had the body of a god.
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>>40869493
Bringing along your crew would likely only result in problems down the road and them getting put in a great amount of danger that just isn't necessary. Looking around a map of the region that you're in, it's easy to find a nice popular vacation spot that the crew can be left at while you have to take care of your business at Arcosia.

Accessing the PA system on the ship, you inform the crew that they've all earned another vacation, and within the day they'll have the chance to be kicking back on a beach on Frieza Planet 112.

Considering you're within your room, the sound is rather muffled but their cheers are still able to be heard.

You might be the greatest commander that the PTO has ever had in it's ranks, so far as your crewmen are concerned.

Still though, as confident as you are about taking care of business and staying under the radar, you're slightly scared just because of how much could go wrong if this does all get fucked up. Assuming Freiza himself confronts you, you could take him on in his second form for sure, but the third might give you trouble.

His 'fourth' or true form as it really is, well that's just another story all together. You're a minor annoyance compard to the true power of Frieza, Cooler, and Cold.

Cold himself is quite the problem as well, simply because you truly don't know how deep his power goes. You can't really assume that form he's always used is his true one, unlike Cooler.

Bleh, all this thinking is just making you want a drink, or to freak out, not that the two are mutually exclusive.
________________

>CONT
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>>40870549
Several hours at max speed later, your ship has landed on Frieza Planet 112, the crew has been given free reign to do as they like for a few weeks, and Jenkins has been left in charge, with Nappa as his support.

Vegeta on the other hand...

"You didn't actually think you'd manage to do whatever it is you're doing alone, right?" She asks you, while leaning against side of the ship you'd acquired for your personal transport.

>A. It's safer if I go alone
>B. Come along if you want
>C. You're passing up a vacation?
>D. Write in
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>>40870549
>>40870758
Fucking hate my internet at times, jesus...
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>>40870758
>B. Come along if you want
>D. Disguise Nappa with a beard!
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>>40870758
>>B. Come along if you want
>>C. You're passing up a vacation?
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>>40870758
>Smirk
>C. You're passing up a vacation?
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>>40870758
>B. Come along if you want
>C. You're passing up a vacation?
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>>40870758
>B. Come along if you want
>C. You're passing up a vacation?
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>>40870758
>>B. Come along if you want
>>C. You're passing up a vacation?
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>>40870758
>A. It's safer if I go alone
>B. Come along if you want
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>>40870758
>D. Write in
Fuck yeah, good to have you on board Vegeta. Let's rock fuckers.
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>>40871150
Soooooo chuckles......
What do i have to bribe you with for you to write FemgetaxArctus smut?
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>>40871219
Hey hey!

That is Eail's job.

EAIL!

EAAAAIIIL!!!

Go get Cuckles to write it for you so you can post it and act like you did it!
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>>40870758
You know, all things considered you really should have expected this to happen, so it's hard to hide a smirk as you walk towards the ship and the saiyan.

"I'm touched, you're passing up a vacation for a chance to go along on a space adventure with me? I never knew you cared so much 'Geets." You say right before her hand smacks your head from the side.

"Oh please, like you'd be all right for more than a day without me around to watch your back. Face it lizard, you need me around. The beach was never really my style anyways, too much sun and too many people."

Yeah you can kinda understand that one really, plus you sorta doubt Vegeta would be the sort of gal to walk around in a bikini if she could help it, though the idea is rather quite funny now that you think about it.

"Fair enough, welcome aboard then Vegeta, let's get this bucket of bolts out of the atmosphere an on our way." Entering the code to allow the two of you to board the ship, it's much more than just a bucket of bolts.

This little cruiser was built for speed, and no more than three people at a time, or one person and half a Nappa.

Sitting down in the Captain's chair, Vegeta grabs the communications station for her own, submitting the codes so that you can take off, and it's not long before the two of you are hauling ass off planet.

"So, now that we've left the crew and the ship behind, what the hell are we doing anyways?" Vegeta asks from beside you

>A. Going to pay Arcosia a visit
>B. Tell her everything
>C. Doesn't really matter
>D. Write in
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>>40871219
I'll write it for free after Eail puts some out
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>>40871379
>>A. Going to pay Arcosia a visit
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>>40871379
>A. Going to pay Arcosia a visit
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>>40871379
>>B. Tell her everything
No reason not to.
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>>40871443
She'll think we're insaen, The bad kind ofi nsane that is
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>>40871379
>A. Going to pay Arcosia a visit
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>>40871479
She literally crossed universes with us. I get your point, just saying though.
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>>40871379
>A. Going to pay Arcosia a visit
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>>40871379
>B. Tell her everything
Ok.
So I've been having bad dreams, that are apparently prophetic.
There's something on Arcosia that's the key to unlocking my power.
Arcosia was where my mom and dad were killed by Frieza. I hope by going to the ruins of Arcosia, I might find something about myself and get PLOT GAINZ.
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>>40871379
>>B. Tell her everything
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>>40871379
Wanna visit the grave of my parents.
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>>40871666
... and my friends..... and my entire species
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"We're going to go pay Arcosia a visit, remember those dreams that blue man was talking about when we went to confront Pilgrim? Yeah, those told me that I needed to go here, that something important is waiting." You explain to Vegeta while tapping a few holo keys and setting your course for the dead planet.

"What, like a secret weakness of Frieza? Arcosia is a nearly dead planet after what he did to it, right? Hard to see how anything there might be useful if that's the case." She remarks, viewing the screen in front of her as data flows by.

You're slightly hesitant to tell her about the voice inside of your head that's you, but not really you, she's accepting of the dream thing because Whis actually confirmed that little kerfluffle, but going any further down the rabbit hole is dangerous for now.

"Y'know, Arcosia really was a beautiful planet, back in the day. Key of the empire and all that, technological wonder for it's time. Mother used to tell me about all of the wonderful artists and philosophers that had come from our home, rather a shame that it's all gone because of that prick." You mention out of nowhere.

"Can't say the same about Vegeta, the Saiyans didn't really have control of it for very long before Frieza destroyed it. My memory is slightly... fuzzy, but I can remember that it was a planet that just seemed perfect, none of the places I visited on my missions managed to fit quite like home did." Vegeta responds, a bit of nostalgia starting to overcome both of you as thoughts of homes long gone resurface.

The computer lets off a small chime to inform you that the destination has been confirmed, it'll take a while to get to Arcosia, but it's a much shorter journey than taking your normal ship instead.

You're just going to have to find a way to spend your time.

>A. Check in with Earth, if the connection allows it
>B. Card games with Vegeta
>C. Meditation
>D. Character POV shift (Will get another vote)
>E. Write in
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>>40871993
>>A. Check in with Earth, if the connection allows it
>>B. Card games with Vegeta
Space Skype Card game
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>>40871993

>A. Check in with Earth, if the connection allows it
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>>40871993
>>B. Card games with Vegeta
By the by Geets how's the stomach?
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>>40871993
>E. Write in
Lock down anything this ship has that transmits its identity or location, and ESPECIALLY lock down anything that would say "Hello! I am being piloted by Arctus!"
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>>40872063
Definitely this. Work on techno plans in our spare time too.
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>>40872063
Supporting. Supporting hard.
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>>40872063
Second
Afterwards
>B. Card games with Vegeta
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>>40871993
What kind of card game?
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>>40872377
It's rather obvious i'd say! Poker....Strip poker
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>>40871993
>B. Card games with Vegeta
Blind man's bluff. Develop telepathy.
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>>40872565
>develop telepathy

>suddenly always start hearing snickering whenever you make a joke

>always hearing about how impossible things are

>always hearing about a monkey
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Some might consider you paranoid as you start to lock down the ship from top to bottom security wise. Swaping it's transmission codes for another vessel, altering all transmission signals, even fudging the actual location of the ship by tweaking it's transponder.

Then again considering the fact that you're the sort of person that will soon be committing high treason against the PTO, it's really better safe than sorry when it comes to stuff like this isn't it?

Vegeta keeps to herself once she saw the look in your eyes as you started to work, showing that she understood that, whatever it was you were doing, she wasn't going to be the one to mess it up.

Finally when it was all said and done, you'd pretty much done everything that you possibly could have done to protect yourself and Vegeta from detection. Cold may be wanting to track you for some reason, but no way you're going to make it easy on the old man.

After that, you manage to coerce Vegea into passing at least a bit of time over some good old fashioned space card games. Going through just about every thing you know, it's hard to settle on anything other than poker.

When you both have a hand of cards, it's not long before casual conversation ends up happening.

>WRITE IN WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT

>Suggestions from me, energy bond from Knight, what she plans on doing after Frieza, trying to slip a question in about genetic compatibility and if you'll be having any 'incidents' pop up later.
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>>40872727
>>Suggestions from me, energy bond from Knight, what she plans on doing after Frieza, trying to slip a question in about genetic compatibility and if you'll be having any 'incidents' pop up later.
All of it.
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>>40872727
>Talk about both our pasts, Nappa mentioned some kids once?
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>>40872727
Sure I'll take your suggestions nigga.
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>>40872727
All I can think of is that I wish to discuss about how we are BATTEL BRUVAHS up in SPESS, and general comraderie about how we're both planning revenge against someone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbRGg3e1b68
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>>40872727
>Tell rad space jokes
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>>40872727
Talk about childhoods. And nappa.
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>>40872727
Talk about both of our childhoods
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>>40872958
That's just going to make both of us sad anon
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Swapping stories about both of your childhoods, you speak of a few mischevious little adventures you had in your youth in the old Arcosian capital district including this one time that you went joy riding in your other uncle's hover car.

You're fairly certain that the poor man never quite managed to get over what happened when he got the car back. The fine that he'd gotten as a result of your antics probably never made him very fond of you again either.

Vegeta on the other hand told you of a few missions that she went on as a child with her squad, she seems to speak pretty fondly of the time she spent with that group.

You're slightly hesitant to actually press her any further about the group though, if you were in her shoes, you wouldn't want to talk about it much.

"Curious, by the way, lizard. How old are you? I'm not that familiar with the aging rate of your race compared to saiyans." Vegeta asks while grabbing another card and adding it to her hand.

>A. Could ask you the same 'Geta
>B. Mental age or actual? Big difference
>C. Ask her a question.
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>>40873348
>B. Mental age or actual? Big difference
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>>40873348
>A. Could ask you the same 'Geta
>B. Mental age or actual? Big difference
>C. Ask her a question.
"Want to know how old Freeza is?"
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>>40873348
>B. Mental age or actual? Big difference
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>>40873395
Oh god second
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>>40873348
>>A. Could ask you the same 'Geta
>>B. Mental age or actual? Big difference
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>40873348
Old enough to have kids at least.
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>>40873348
>B. Mental age or actual? Big difference
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"Mental age or physical age, because let's be frank, there's quite a difference there wouldn't you have to say?" You ask with amused grin, even managing to get a small chuckle out of Vegeta with that, which leads into you asking your own question for the saiyan.

"Could ask you the same though Vegeta, how old are you?" The question suddenly puts Vegeta on edge, and while she had been observing her cards, there's a light blush that pops up on her face, it seems as though the question didn't necessairly set her off, but is making her feel slightly uncomfortable.

"Th..thirty." She eventually mumbles.

"See, that's not so hard is it? To answer your question as well though, phsyically I'm around thirty myself, give or take a few years. Arcosians age much slower than most races, and we live a lot longer as well." Though, considering what you've done to Vegeta by sharing your energy, and what it means, there might be a chance Vegeta could experience some of that as well.

Vegeta is delicious christmas cake, don't you want a piece Arctus?

"Fun fact, in comparison to us, Frieza is barely out of his teenage years, going into his twenties. It's part of the reason he's got such a temper tantrum issue... well that and he's just an asshole quite frankly. Which is why we're gonna kill him!" You cheerfully add onto the end before showing your hand, revealing that you had managed to beat Vegeta for this round.

"Pfft, cheater, no way you got those cards naturally." She snarks back, revealing her own hand and showing that she had barely lost.

>WRITE IN
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>>40873921
You gotta believe in the heart of the cards Vegeta
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>>40873921
>Drunkards luck!
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>>40873921
>What she plans on doing after Frieza
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>>40873921
I count Cards vegeta. Even drunk i'm still smarter than most people.
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>>40873921
Talk about what sharing that energy means to Arcosians as well as what might happen to her.
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>>40873921
>Vegeta is delicious christmas cake, don't you want a piece Arctus?
Yes now write some smut so chuckles will!
Pic unrelated although slightly related
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>>40873921
>"Pfft, cheater, no way you got those cards naturally."
Teach her how to cheat.
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>>40873921
>"Hah liar, You don't look a day after twenty"
Yes this is a stealth compliment
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>>40874048
For the love of christ, you horny bastard. Go check exhentai, gelbooru, /d/, pixiv, deviantart, eka's portal, fuck it I dunno. But go resolve your issues and get your head clear.
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>>40874201
Jokes anon, jokes. Relax nigga.
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>>40874201
Jeez mate learn to take a joke
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>>40874201
Rude.
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>>40874201
>obviously new to the jokes made at Eail and Chuckles

Welp, friend. You dun fucked up.
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Kill la Kill is great and I'm going to be very sad when it's replaced by AgK in a few weeks on Toonami
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>>40874337
>watching dubbed anime

how is it?
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>>40874337
Could be worse.

They could be getting rid of Toonami again.

Or they could add more Naruto.
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>>40874377
Please no more naruto. Maybe they could LOGH or even Crest of the Stars.
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>>40874371
The dub is actually really fucking good in my opinion.

The only voice I didn't like at first was Senketsu, but after a bit of time he really ended up growing on me.

Mako and Gamagori are tied for the best voices though.
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>>40874423
>>40873921
"Drunkards luck my dear, I treat the cards well and they respond in kind towards me." You say with a smirk while twirling a card in your hand.

"Don't worry about the age thing though, you don't look a day over twenty my dear, that energy trick I did after the battle with Knight and Priest might have a little to do with you keeping that appearance for a bit of time as well." Placing the card down on the table in front of you, you cross your arms and stare at the woman.

"Most Arcosians don't eve give their energy away, and it's not just because we're selfish bastards like that. It does something special, forms a bond between the peoplethat it does, gives a 'piece' of the first one to the recepient." Sitting back in the chair, you continue.

"Min you... I don't exactly know how it affects non-Arcosians, but there's at least a chance you've got a bit more longevity in you now, and perhaps a better natural healing rate... don't go trying to get cut in half though, pretty sure even I wouldn't survive that one." Trying to end things off on a joke to make it sound less serious.

Vegeta seems to be taking it all in, before suddenly flicking a card at your head. "Jackass why did you go so long without telling me this? If we're tuck together like this I'd rather know abou it rather than being kept in the dark!" She growls, before kicking back in her own chair as well and sighing.

"Does this bond affect people on an emotional level as well? Or is it purely a physical connection that's been made between us by you sharing a part of yourself?" She asks

>A. Yeah, it does kinda
>B. Don't think so?
>C. Maybe
>D. Write in
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>>40874656
>D Shrug
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>>40874687
Pretty much.
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>>40874656
>>B. Don't think so? But honestly? I don't know. It's never happened before that I am aware of. Of course I wasn't really all that old when the princess killed our species.
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>>40874656
>D. Write in
Yeah you're totally my emotional slave now.
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>>40874705
Second
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>>40874656
>>40874687
I dunno. Not going to ask the remaining Arcosians about it either. For obvious reasons.
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>>40874687
Seconding
>it might, why?
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>>40874687
>>40874656
"Not a damn clue, maybe."
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>>40874656
>D. No idea 'Geets. The few that did share energy probably already had some sort of strong emotional bond or something. I think it's just physical, but I don't know for sure.
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>>40874656
>D Maybe if we have sex it'll go away/get stronger (if she's into it)
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>>40874656
"Not a damn clue quite frankly, and I'm not exactly inclined to go about asking the remaining Arcosians either for rather obvious reasons. I was really young when the whole thing happened, and all I can remember is a lesson my Mother taught me about it when I was really young." You end up having to admit with a shrug.

"Huh... all right then, maybe we can find something on your homeworld then to give us the answers we want." Vegeta muses, rubbing her chin a bit and seemingly thinking about something.

"What's on your mind 'Geets? Is this whole energy bonding thing messing with ya enough that you're actually bothered by it?" You question her, sounding concerned for the sake of your friend.

Biting her glove covered knuckle, she looks at you, seemingly slightly worried. "Somewhat, with that transfer, you said it'd affect me in several ways physically at the least correct? You meant it in regards to my potential aging, but, is it possible that it could do more than that?"

She's kinda losin you on this one, and the look on your face shows as much, causing Vegeta to sigh and outright say it.

"Is this thing going to mess with me enough that I might be carrying some half arcosian, half saiyan child right now?" Narrowing her eyes at you as she asks the question.

Oh...

Oh shit

>A. There is... a chance maybe?
>B. I doubt it, we're 'compatible' but I don't think to that level
>C. Does the idea bother you?
>D. PANIC
>E. Write in
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>>40875186
>>D. PANIC

ABANDON SHIP! Just cling onto the thing as it flies and hope she doesn't come out with a rebreather thing!
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>>40875186
save kids for when we get bulma in this relationship.
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>>40875186
Again I have no god damn idea but we can check once we hit a medical station.
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>>40875186
>Yes. Wait. What? Blank look on face. Mind shuts down. Inner screaming intensifies.
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>>40875186
>"No, but on a completely unrelated note there will be no more drinking on this flight."
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>>40875186
>D. PANIC
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>>40875219
Second
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>>40875186
>B. I doubt it, we're 'compatible' but I don't think to that level

That is not how Babby is formed.
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>>40875212
You keep trying, its kinda sad.

>>40875186
>A. There is... a chance maybe?
"I have no idea."
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>>40875212
It's not going to happen, You can piss off if your going to keep trying to do it though
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>>40875186
>E. Write in
"No idea. If Arcosia has no answers, we'll figure it out some other way."
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You guys know what's gonna suck ass?

Turns out Vegeta is preggers but we don't know it, and she's gonna get super fucked up vs Frieza somehow, and she'll only tell us as she's dying.

ITS BEAST TIME, RIP AND TEAR
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>>40875186
>D. PANIC
Happenings
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>>40875232
What she means is, could she have gotten pregnant during all the sex after the energy transfer.
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>>40875186
>D. PANIC

PANIC INTERNALLY. TRY NOT TO LET OUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD ABOUT HOW A HALF-ARCOSIAN CHILD WOULD EVEN LOOK LIKE.

BUT EXTERNALLY,

>C. Does the idea bother you?

Try to keep our game face on.
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>>40875259
Do you REALLY think Eail is that cliched and bad of a QM? If so get the hell outta here
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>>40875186
>half arcosian, half saiyan child
happening
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>>40875296
Boy that sure is a cute kid
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>>40875186
>.......Would it have a monkey tail or a lizard tail?
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>>40875307
>>40875296
Please, that was a human X arcosian

obviously a Saiyan and Arcosion kid would have either two tails, or a big fluffy one. Like taking Arctus' girth and putting Vegeta's hair on it.

What? That sounded way better when I said it.
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>>40875342
>a big fluffy one
YES, FUCK YES!
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>>40875186
>"Meh. If it's got a lizard tail, you owe me five bucks."
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>>40875342
>Anons, somehow always managing to get fluffy tails to touch
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>>40875347
The ladies love it

WE HAVE TO PUSH FLUFFY TAILS FOR SUMMER SLAM AUSTIN

I HAVE TO TOUCH THE FLUFFY TAIL AUSTIN
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>>40875371
this is going to be nightmarish

fuck, the genes alone are almost sue-worthy

arcosian durability, saiyan zenkai?
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>>40875371
>Arctus and Vegeta's kid confirmed to get all the tail

I'll just go, now. I'm sorry.

But no, really, kid will be swimming in whatever it decides to fuck.
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>>40875342
>>40875347
>>40875371
Big fluffy tails sound exciting sure but usually the tail is small and the fluff is large. In this case it would be a big tail with small fluff. Probably because of an extra or missing chromosome.
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>>40875383

It's not like he or she is gonna be 100% Arcosian/Saiyan blood at the same time, ya know. Or genetically perfected to have the best traits of both while getting rid of excess stuff.

A hybrid would probably able to survive worse punishment than your average Saiyan without training much for it, but less able to get gains because of it.
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>>40875371
Did...is a Arcosian/Saiyan a fucking Kitsune?
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>>40875404
SHUT THE HELL UP ANON, IT'S GOING TO BE A GIANT FLUFFY TAIL!
>>40875394
>Implying it will be a boy
HAH!
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>>40875404
>debating the results or a lizard species mating with a primate species

>in weeb shit

>in a TORIYAMA shit, the master of nothing making sense
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>>40875432
>>Implying it will be a boy
>HAH!

I explicitly avoided gender specific words, if you cared to read.

You drunk ass motherfucker.
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>>40875454
>You drunk ass motherfucker.
>Implying we all aren't drunk
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>>40875454
Man who ISN'T drunk in this thread

Kato?

Is she even still around?
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>>40875516
Well, if the criteria is man, then yes, Kato is exempt, but as anon said

>>40875493
That's the secret.

We're always drunk.

> - Arctus: 2015
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>>40875516
Shes probably rewatching Dragonball
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>>40875186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XhN3NsLmDQ

While attempting to maintain a calm and composed look on the outside, the Inner You, the other Arctus that is, is doing all of the screaming you could ever hope for, and your mental represnation of the real you is doing just that as well.

A single bead of sweat manages to make it's way down your head as you process what Vegeta just told you.

There are several possible out comes here and you're not exactly sure which one it is you want at this point in time.

Option A. She's genuinely asking the question because she doesn't know about the possible outcome and is hoping that you might, probably the most likely one?

Option B. She's pregnant with some horrible monkey lizard abomination that's either going to end up as the most god damn adorable thing that's ever existed, or as a complete monster. Somewhat possible.

Option C. She's just fucking with you and is trying to get back at you for all the times you've joked at her expense or had a bit of humor that was too dark for her tastes. Also possible.

You know it's at times like this that one really wishes they could summon a flamboyant Demi-God with a taste for sweets and a vaguely alcoholic name, to just show up out of nowhere and save them from the nothing they've become.

>A. Vegeta are you pregnant
>B. SCREAMS EXTERNALLY
>C. Science is fucked, I'm gonna get a drink, you can't have one
>D. Ignore it, it can't hurt you if you can't see it
>E. Write in
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>>40875548
>>A. Vegeta are you pregnant?
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>>40875548
>>C. Science is fucked, I'm gonna get a drink, you can't have one
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>>40875548
>A. Vegeta are you pregnant
This is a time for seriousness.
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>>40875548
>>A. Vegeta are you pregnant
If the answer is yes
>C. Science is fucked, I'm gonna get a drink, you can't have one
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>>40875548
>A. Vegeta are you pregnant
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>>40875548
>>E. Write in
The thousand yard stare. The eyes of a man who has truly seen some shit. Then just smile and nod. That solves all problems.
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>>40875330
Yes
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>>40875548
>A. Vegeta are you pregnant

No whammies no whammies no whammies
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>>40875548
>C. Science is fucked, I'm gonna get a drink, you can't have one
"I'm going to have ALL THE DRINKS. Don't tell me it's impossible, I'll MAKE it possible."

>>40875516
>>40875533
Still here, just anon. Only drink for special occasions.

>>40875544
Second meeting with Korin in the anime is leagues better than in the manga. Just Saiyan'
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>>40875607
>inb4 triplets
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>>40875548
>A. Vegeta are you pregnant
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Ask Vegeta if she is pregnant.

If yes: Scream, then get a drink, don't share.
If no: Sigh of relief, then get a drink, share.
If I don't know: "Dammit the Space Hell." Get a drink, don't share.
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>>40875548
>C. Science is fucked, I'm gonna get a drink, you can't have one
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>HorriblePerverts wet dream

>Bulma collects Arctus DNA

>Bulma implants it in herself optional, and 18, for all you 18fags who are still out there

>Arctusbabytiem
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>>40875837
>forgetting Videl
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>>40875837
And that's why he can fuck right off
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>>40875848
Videlfags got their bullshit, meanwhile, Hayafags have to finger their assholes for attention.

AND I STILL DON'T HAVE BEST WAIFU!
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>>40875548
You're fairly certain that this is a result of you just being completely fucking insane but you're pretty sure that a miniature version of the other you is currently standing on top of your shoulder trying to get your attention.

"Oi, asshole! Don't fuck this up it's super important!" He yells in a high pitched voice before vanishing.

The fuck?

Considering the advice of your miniature counterpart that doesn't actually exist and is likely only proof that you're crazy, you gulp a bit and look at Vegeta.

"Vegeta are you pregnant?" You outright ask the woman, your voice wavering for a second as you speak. Honestly you don't even know how her answer is going to make you feel, the idea of children never even crossed your mind considering the only female Arcosians that you've heard RUMORS about are Cooler's lover and a consort of King Cold, two that you've never even met, and might not even be real.

The thought that you might actually be a father though, and with Princess Vegeta of the saiyan race of all people, it sounds completely insane to say the least.

"... I don't know... maybe? I haven't felt any different recently, no major changes in eating patterns or morning sickness. It's not like we've exactly got a test around here either." She admits, sounding slightly nervous as well.

So you're both thinking that there's a decent chance Vegeta is actually carrying your child, whatever sort of hybrid that it might actually be, kai knows what.

>A. ...Try for one after this Frieza business is done?
>B. We should figure this compatibility thing out before we do anything else.
>C. Well shit that's a relief.
>D. Imma go drink now
>E. Write in
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>>40875876
Arcadia might have a way to tell. We'll find out then.
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Who the fuck designs spaceships these days?

This spacecraft has 2 doors. One leads to a disjointed section of the lower floor. The other leads straight to a grav lift.
To reach the Power room, you need to go up a lift, to the next room, down a lift, and through a doorway. What the fuck.
The middle floor has 6 doors, one leading to an open unguarded drop, and one superfluous, and no door whatsoever between the northeast and the southeast, meaning you have to take a trip the whole fucking way around the middle floor.
Top floor has a bridge with more open space than most restaurants, and this craft has more grav lifts than fucking floors.

This spacecraft is bullshit.
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>>40875876
>B. We should figure this compatibility thing out before we do anything else.
>A. ...Try for one after this Frieza business is done?
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>>40875848
videl is gohan's. I mainly push bulma for things to reconnect the bulma-geeta romantic link we broke.
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>>40875876
>D. Imma go drink now
Then drink harder, then drink even further beyond
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>>40875876
>>B. We should figure this compatibility thing out before we do anything else.

>>40875903
>bulma-geeta romantic link we broke.

Why do you even care about that?
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>>40875876
>B. We should figure this compatibility thing out before we do anything else.
>D. Imma go drink now
>E. And when you're done with D., just keep drinkin.
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>>40875874
>AND I STILL DON'T HAVE BEST WAIFU!
That's not a picture of Launch.
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>>40875932
I'll cut you.
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>>40875876
>B. We should figure this compatibility thing out before we do anything else.

>>40875903
Are you that faggot back in Human Quest that absolutely needed all relationships to be exactly or as close to canon as they could get?
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>>40875912
i actually don't know? it just feels right in my head for the trunks equivalent here to have both his 'normal' parents involved in it.

>>40875964
never read human quest.
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>>40875876
>>A. ...Try for one after this Frieza business is done?
>>B. We should figure this compatibility thing out before we do anything else.
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>>40875876
>>D. Imma go drink now
I repeat
"I'm going to have ALL THE DRINKS. Don't tell me it's impossible, I'll MAKE it possible."
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>>40875977
At this rate we're never going back to earth Bruh
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>>40875977
>it just feels right in my head for the trunks equivalent here to have both his 'normal' parents involved in it.

You are in a fanfiction quest with one of the parents genderswapped. You need to leave those feelings at the door.
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>>40875876
"Do Saiyans even experience morning sickness?" D, "and none for you."
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I only have two baby names for a vegie that is cold themed.

Rhubarb which grows in a cold environment, and Iceberg, which is a type of lettuce.

Everyone, lend me your IQ!
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>>40875943
Postin Zangya in a DBZ waifu thread
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>>40876034
Trunkscle

Call him Trunks for short
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>>40876049
Why Trunks? Theres no Bulma here.
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>>40876014
we're also hellatech dude so it's possible to tribreed. All ii can do is shrug say i'd prefer it to happen one way and if it doesn't oh well that's how quests go.
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>>40876043
So are you trying to fuck King Kai or a Namekian?

Why else would you choose an inferior waifu who can be green or blue?
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>>40876049
>>40876055
Exactly, Trunks comes entirely from the Briefs family tree.

Given the kids parents, Trunks anything wont make sense.
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>>40876043
Zangya objectively makes my dick rock hard
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>>40876034
What about kale?
Broccoli also tolerates cold well.


Also all y'all waifu fags, I got fuckin FOLDERS of Chrono Trigger. Yes it's not DBZ but it's Toriyama.
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>>40876034
Or Arctus could say fuck the cold names as a fuck you to Frieza and his family. Go with heat related veggie name, like JalapeƱo or Poblano.
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>>40876094
Kale could work, but Broccoli is taken by Broly.
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>>40876097
Aw man. If we name our kid Jalapeno then he's guaranteed to be standoffish, aloof, hard to read, serious, focused, and calm.
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>>40876094
I like Kale
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>>40876097
>implying The Cold family started the whole low temperature theme

It's an Arcosian thing, no a Cold family thing.

Why would we insult our heritage, when it's people like Cold and his Princesses who do our species an injustice by living?
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>>40876122
Kale puns are hard as shit, though.

I'm trying, but drawing blanks.
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inb4t this name brainstorming is pointless because Vegeta isn't preggers or ends up suggesting Brussel
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>>40876169
>ends up suggesting Brussel
Huh, RIP big bro your memory lives on in this adorable abomination.
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>>40876169
Dude, have some respect, Broosel is taken, no plays on it shall be allowed.

And if she isn't, then we have it ready for the future when she IS pregnant.
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>>40876130
>Why would we insult our heritage
Space jews convinced you that valuing your heritage was a bad thing.
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>>40876197
Fuck, autocorrect made it Brussel, meant Broosel.
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>>40876169
Then we marry geets and get her pregnant!
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>>40876206
Breh, I'll have you know, my inner space-nazi is ready to jump out and bring some /Pol/TO justice.
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>>40876219

You know, I wonder if it'll be a running gag in DBZ quests to have a canon version of Trunks go back in time and lose his mind over how different and wrong everything is.
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>>40876230
Space Patton will whoop both your asses.
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>>40876241
I think it might be.
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Your scientific mind is already starting to go to work on this issue, and your heart is also pulling strings in very different patterns than what you're used to.

The idea of being a father is a strange one, but like it or not, now just isn't the proper time to actually be trying for a child, compatable or not, Frieza is still a massive threat, along with the rest of the Cold family.

Even if your feelings regarding Vegeta are kept to the mere frienship level, you care about her far too much to have her made an easy target through being pregnant with your child. If she actually is at the moment? Well that's another story entirely, one that you'll have to find a way to work around.

The two of you are in this together though, friends, allies... maybe something more along the way.

"I'm gonna try to work out this genetics issue before we jump to any conclusions, either way though... let's play things a little bit safe for a while until we're really sure abou all of this. Sound fair?" You ask the saiyan.

Vegeta gives a soft nod, evidently thinking about this herself, it's showing off a rare moment of weakness that the woman normally doesn't let through.

Space Christ you really need a drink right about now

>SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUEST #20 END

>Follow me on twitter @Eail4
>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail
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>>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/L6kK92ie


Well this didn't go exactly as I thought it would, not going to assign you guys a numerical rating like Sominus did though.

Have fun with it?

Did we PANIC enough?
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>>40876255
>implying he can stop the space-Reich, or any of its resurgences.

I still see nazis today, but no ice giants.

Fuck you, Patton, Space Odin for president!
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>>40876273
What was the pilgrim's deal?
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>>40876285
Technomancer

Dude was a tech wizard, but Whis was a Whis and thought dealing with you directly was more important.
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>>40876273
>Have fun with it?
Definitely, was fun, Eail.
>Did we PANIC enough?
Possibly. Maybe.

Tuffles tomorrow.
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What's happening on Earth?
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>>40876298
How hard would the fight have been?
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>>40876322
Gohan and crew are still training a lot, Goku in particular really wants you to come back so you can fight again.

>>40876333
Beatable, but you would have needed some lucky dice/good tactics to come out unharmed.
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>>40876298
So, I have a wild idea that will set off some serious flags.

But

SSJ half Arcosian?

Because that sounds like a way to break reality over your knee.

Because apparently Arcosians do not have a hard cap on their PL, and the soft cap is so soft that it really doesn't hinder their ability to train up their power.

So the fuck would happen between a saiyan half that has a wicked hard cap, and an Arcosian half with virtually no cap?

Those Saiyans with their need to go SSJ to unlock higher base PLs!
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>>40876355
Is Nail extremely bored and wishing for something exciting to happen?
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>>40876388
>NNNNAAAAAAIIIIILLLLL!!!

Does that answer your question?
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>>40876380
So you know how eugenics is pretty fucking sweet when done in video games like Fire Emblem Awakening to give your kids godlike powers?

Yeah, sorta like that.

Quite frankly if this thing gets all the way to BoG and then a crossover happens where the Kid has to fight Kaguya?

Kid might be able to hold his own for a few minutes if he gets the God powerup, Kid is also my backup protag for when you guys inevitably fuck up somehow, be it dice or bad choices.

>>40876388
"We don't have a flatscreen tv Lord Guru"
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>>40876440
Gather the Dragonballs?
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>>40876440
>crossover happens where the Kid has to fight Kaguya?
Man just get him desperate enough to use Rampage Drive then run the fuck away. He'll be asleep within a minute.
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>>40876440
Well, PLs are genetic.

So our kid's kid is going to be born with a PL that would made Cooler blush.
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>>40876470
>implying Kaguya is that stupid after drinking the Ultra Divine Water
Seriously, Kaguya went full tactical genius from KP on.
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>>40876467
That would be a gross misuse of their power

>>40876470
Maybe, but he didn't use that move once past Perfect Cell I think?

Kid wouldn't be able to beat Kaguya probably, just hold up against the onslaught.

>>40876478
At the moment, not really. Kid would be strong yeah, but not overly so.
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Maple and acer will definitely be able to give everyone a run for their money when they grow up.
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>>40876440
>God powerup,

But why?

Surely our kid, after 4 months of training will easily overpower gods.

But no, really, after a few years that kid is going to have a PL that causes Toriyama to run out of ink drawing his aura.
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>>40876502
>At the moment, not really. Kid would be strong yeah, but not overly so.

No, Kid's kid.

As in, grandkid

Just like how Goten went SSJ at like, 4 or some bullshit.

Grandpappy Arctus is going to have to deal with a planet shattering infant.
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So are Saiyans all about the tits or the ass?
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>>40876509
Golden Frieza is some bullsht and I'm chalking that up to more Mutant Cold stuff.

>>40876530
Oh, the grandkid? Hell yeah that little dude is gonna be completely nuts with his power level if it happens.

>Arctus' grandson marries Goku's grand daughter

What the fuck would the great grandkid look like?

>>40876558
The ass is athletic but still got meat there, but the tits are dayum
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>>40876602
>What the fuck would the great grandkid look like?

It wouldn't.

Pan was a piece of shit.

Obviously going to get with Tien and Launch's grandkid.

But in all seriousness, Pan had silly hair for a Saiyan.

>Mutant Cold stuff.

Well, Arctus is related by blood to the Cold family, sooo.
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>>40876440
I never bothered to read human quest. Just how strong was Kaguya?
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>>40876671
Not at Gold Frieza level but close.

Fucking Videl and Yamcha are up there with him.
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>>40876638
Assuming Pan wasn't complete shit.

Then again, have NotTrunks pair up with this universe's Videl for some smoking hot illegal borderline /ss/ action and we'e got some kinky shit going on. Especially if she gets swole

>>40876671
God power doesn't matter much so instead I'll give you a DBZ rating, according to SOMINUS, he was more powerful that Super Saiyan 3 VEGITO
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>>40876671
He had "No limits".

It was the stupidest fucking thing SOM could have done, and it quickly spiraled out of control.
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>>40876691
The damage control he tried to do on exploits made it worse too.

You make your bed you fucking lie in it faggot.
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>>40876688
dubadubs.

And

>actual musclegirl Videl, not just ironing board body Videl

Hold on, my dick just upturned some poor guy's car in traffic.

I could dig it.
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>>40876703
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Bad place to ask, but what happened to that quest, by the by? Just died?
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>>40876691
Isn't that what unlocking your potential does, or was this another thing?
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>>40876718
Human Quest? It concluded via rushed timeskips but concluded none the less.
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>>40876691
There's a decent chance Arctus is going to be surpassed by the next generation in terms of raw power, he can't be the hero forever.

NotTrunks and Gohan are likely going to be the ones to pick up the torch, especially if you guys keep on MOTIVATING him when you get back to Earth.

>>40876726
HQ ended
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>>40876726
Different. Super Humans just catch up to whoever they are fighting as long they strive to/put in effort/yadda yadda yadda.
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>>40876734
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>>40876739
>he can't be the hero forever.
As long as you dont make it cringeworthy like with Gohan, you can see how fans reacted to that originally.

I'll admit, SSJ2, was great.

But Gohan. Uuuuuugh. Fucking Gohan.

They turned him into a gag character and he was more likable like that!
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>>40876728
Oh, huh. Kinda surprising. Way it was talked about, I thought maybe it went down in flames.
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>>40876767
Hell no, people hated that for a good reason, and I feel like it was completely a slap in the face to all Gohan accomplished during the Cell Games

>>40876777
People got pretty upset with it towards the end. SOM kinda wrote himself into multiple corners that were all closing in on him
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>>40876777
It was on fire, but it made it to an ending.
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>>40876798
>Gohan accomplished during the Cell Games

He got DOUBLEMAD and killed Cell -with help still-.

Just Saiyan.
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>>40876798
Why were the Black Stars kept on Earth after the first time KP used them?
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>>40876798
Ah. Last I checked in on it, Videl had died due to Cooler or somedat.
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>>40876816
That was one of the parts where the fires where the highest. Haya died though.
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>>40876815
Why didnt they wish the bs dbs back to earth after they were used, with the normal dbs
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>>40876814
He still managed to actually do something for himself and was supposed to take up the mantle of the hero since it was passed onto him from Goku

>>40876815
A very, very good question, they were used like three fucking times or so weren't they?

>>40876816
Haya died, Videl was saved and the TRUE WAIFUFAGGOTRY began.

Poor 18Fags never stood a chance, which is sad.
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>>40876842
Shenron not fast enough
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>>40876816
No, we (samefagging Videlfags) choose to save Videl over our best friend who wasn't Gohan, because waifuing. Then when we talked to said friend about it they voted for a write in that involved calling her a cunt (which SOM used, but not the cunt part).
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>>40876845
>supposed to take up the mantle of the hero since it was passed onto him from Goku

Supposed to, but he was such an unlikable character that Toriyama decided to damage control, and it worked.

Seriously, the fans hated Gohan. Check it!

I always found Gohan to be a forced character, his "goodness" seemed unnatural and forced, whereas Goku just seemed like a good dude, who was stupid as fuck.

I dunno, man.
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>>40876865
...I have to admit, this is all extremely interesting. I don't want to read it myself, but hearing other people tell it is fantastic because the flavor.

Also that makes no sense. Save her then insult her?
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>>40876845
Twice by KP, once by us to make him not immortal. Second time was after he came back from Hell.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>40876865
Wasn't it a literal coin flip though?

And to be fair Kaguya literally gave his life to save her and she is asking why he let her die? Just a tad annoying.
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>>40876891
It ended up 11 to 12 or something like that, with like three Videl votes right at the end or something.
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>>40876865
The Videl focus kinda killed HQ for a while, even SOM admits it

>>40876886
Sominus is objectively a better writer than I am, he just takes things in very interesting directions that I personally wouldn't.

>>40876889
Thought so, and WE DIDNT GET TO HAVE ONE SINGLE SPACE ADVENTURE

>>40876891
Tensions were super high at that point
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>>40876920
The lack of focus on and over hyping of fights killed it.
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>>40876845
People are going to try to start that in every DBZ Quest. Mark my word.

Wouldn't surprise me if suddenly an influx of people in Tuffle Quest start trying to push for Maple to waifu 18, despite what Kato was hoping for.

Also there's Cell Quest, if that's still up.
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Hey eail, how are tuffles in this? Still extinct save for raichi (and possibly baby)?
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>>40876920
>Sominus is objectively a better writer than I am, he just takes things in very interesting directions that I personally wouldn't.

Eail don't sell yourself short. SOM isn't that great by any means. In fact the only thing he is good is fight scenes. I mean fuck go back at the dialogue in HQ man. Its lazy as fuck. So much telling and barely any showing.
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>>40876944
Baby Vegeta's Baby Baby
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>>40876944
Tuffles are a dead race through and through. The only ones you're likely to run across at this point are a Raichi ghost and a GRUDGE monster

And maybe two kids if more universe shenanigans happen.
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>>40876886
No, the friend we didn't save. People wanted to call her a, and I quote, "short term memory cunt" mainly to destroy the friendship and give a clear path to Videl.
>>40876920
It was awful. People voted constantly to ignore our other friends, and the rest of the Z-Fighters, to go see her.
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>>40876934
Hah, though attractive she may be, and hot in personality, only one waifu is for me, the snake way lady!
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>>40876964
...Brutal.
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>>40876964
>"short term memory cunt"
Kinda true though
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>>40876934
The unfortunate thing is I objectively consider Android 18 to be the best girl in every sense of the word.

I know you guys aren't going to attempt to romance her down the line, but I'd certainly be happy just having some friendship going on, girl has some problems.
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>>40876991
Hell i'm down for BFFing her, Hell we could probably even improve her design!
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>>40876991
We are more likely to drunkenly stumble into Dr. Geros lab and blow everything up before she even becomes relevant.
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>>40876991
Eail.

Don't lie.

You want 18 to fall for Arctus and have an android baby with her.

Then Bulma will just lose her shit and science up some restraints and go full yandere on Arctus for a day while she rapes the everliving shit out of him.

Afterwards, Zangya decides she's had enough watching Arctus play with these other girls.

Do you see where this is going, Eail?

Do you see how much smut you have to write?
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>>40876934
Kato is hoping for Maple and Krillin, right?
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>>40877013
Don't remember her saying that. She seems down for anything as long it makes sense and is played well.
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>>40877015
And don't forget all the other girls.

Like grown up Arale.

And Launch.

And Bulma's sister, I forget her name.

And Dodoria
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Oh yeah, by the way doing something on Monday at some point, not sure if it'll be in the morning time or evening time, but keep an eye out.
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>>40877036
And Dumplin. What part of omnisexual do you not understand?
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>>40877043
mmmk
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>>40877015
Beware for the route you tread is SOMINUS ROUTE
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>>40877050
You sure I'm not doing that by having Hanasia rub her sweaty monkey tits in Bruce's face while pinning him against a tree and describing /ss/ ?
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>>40877048
Everything just... goes into the fuckbox.

Also
>>40877043
Better make good on your /fit/ Videl /ss/ claims.

I'll kick you in the dick if you dont.
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>>40877036
>Like grown up Arale.
nigga you best not try to start something with Obotchaman

dude is on the same bullshit gag-character tier strength that Arale is

try the "evil" knockoff if you want, but don't waifu the Arale
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>>40877050
SOM would nearly kill all of them and let you pick who to live.
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>>40877050
Truly the best choice is Potat.
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>>40877062
>no limits, nigga.

Arctus is maximum over-charisma

And he knows how to party.
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>>40877060
Dude you've already broken my spirit with that quest. I don't mind it going harem.
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>>40877063
Or let you use your full power against a friend half your strength in a beam struggle.
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>>40877078
Or kill you when you try to surprise your friend with a joke and she literally cuts you to pieces with energy wires.
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>>40877084
Whoa, wait, what?

No fucking way, is that legit?
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>>40877084
What? I missed that in the archives.
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>>40877097
>>40877103
The archives for CYOA Saiyan are fucked but I'll see what I can do.
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>>40877118
Eail i really hope your joking on the shit you say......
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>>40877013
>>40877020
I'd prefer if people didn't try to suddenly push for a girl out of the blue. Kinda don't want to play backseat driver to it either, since it hits a bit closer to home, 'y know?

Also, apologies, Eail, don't wanna shit up your thread with Tuffle stuff, just answering some things.
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>>40877118
Yisss, go my slav- I mean minio- SHIT I MEAN friend?
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>>40877118
You don't need to, I believe you. That is something he would pull.
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>>40877127
Yeah i honestly hope we go straight, Also i'd love it if we go 17 route
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>>40877127
I was joking about Krillin. Besides the obvious best choice for Maple is Korin. Because MAPLE PET!!!
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>>40877133
I FUCKING FOUND IT FOR I AM YOUR GOD

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29094032/

Post ID is 29102014 in that thread.
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>>40877142
>Cucking Yajiswole

You really don't want to piss off the not-so-fat-man, bro.
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Huh...
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>>40877146
I.

..

That

fuck.
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>>40877127
'S fine Kato, do your thing, like I said before, I don't mind if you use a trip.
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>>40876945
Going back to this, Som most certainly has fight scenes on me, but do I really beat him out at anything?
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>>40877241
Not being a dick about things. Like not killing us she we surprise friends. That's still fucking bullshit and where I left.
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>>40877241
Actually, you're also guilty of hyping up a fight then copping out of it with shenannigans.
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>>40877241
You aren't an asshole.

That's pretty much all you need.

I'm too drunk and tired for constructive criticism, I just wanted to tell you that I love you, man.
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>>40877241
You mean the fact that your characters actually have banter and feel like people holding a conversation.

Think back, Kaguya's circle of best friends. Did they feel like they were childhood friends that have been through thick and thin? Did that come through the writing and dialogue OR were we constantly TOLD 'Yeah these are your friends and you had fun doing this activity'?

Like I said the dude does soooo much Telling and not showing.
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>>40877280
To be fair now, most of the banter that's done is literally between Arctus and another Arctus.

>>40877261
Yup

>>40877274
I love you too
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>>40877280
>>40877241
Also being a complete control freak a shitload of ways but then also giving so much agency that he provides OOC options in his prompts.

And you wonder why we joke about Kags being a Schizo
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>>40877296
Is the control freak thing why he refuses to do crossovers with Eail despite Kato expressing an interest in it and Chuckles actually doing it?
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>>40877294
>To be fair now, most of the banter that's done is literally between Arctus and another Arctus.

What about Bruce and lil Geta, that was pretty good.
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>>40877305
I would think so even though Kaguya would be so easy to write in, fuck I could do it.

God remember when we actually tried to not play Cells game and fight using teamwork to end him as quickly as possible? We got railroaded so hard to go back to normal Cell Games.

I don't regret causing that samefag war.
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>>40877146
Oh my. Reminds of some of our other dumb choices in HQ. I kept pushing asking Gohan about former kings on Earth after meeting Piano, but people decided to meet with Videl constantly instead.
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>>40877335
I think I made to right choice to stop reading after the Cell Games and come back for DKP.
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>>40877348
As bad as some of SOM's issues are, the player base was the biggest issue in HQ, IMO.
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Fucking fanfiction quest players.
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>>40877362
But what about that time he literally gave us no chances to hang out with 18

He said he'd give her a shot to be the waifu
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>>40877380
Kags was 11 man
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It's simple, guys.

We get those legendary four way Potara earrings and fuse all the DBZQMs together.

Truly the perfec- NO, fuck, the ULTIMATE life form!

Yes I'm still drunk, bite me.
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>>40877396
N-no....

Just fuse Eail and Chuckles
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Welp i'm off to sleep, Gotta get up at 9, Seeya Eail and other drunknon's
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>>40877411
You don't understand, anon.

They all represent separate facets of QMdom, each has something powerful to bring to the table.

I wont say the only thing Chuckles brings is smut. I wont say it, but I will think it aloud.
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>>40877422
You know what, fuck you Chuckles, you perverted bastard.

I love you

And fuck you, SOM, you controlfreak piece of anusfish

I still love you

And Eail, you drunk prick, fuck you!

I love you, too

AND KATO!

I actually don't have anything bad to say about you.

BUT FUCK YOU TOO!

Love ya.
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>>40877396
Kato brings character interaction

Eail brings humor

Sominus brings fight scenes

Chuckles fills in the weak spots and does smut
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>>40877470

I dunno, I thought that one of Somnius' best spots in HQ was the whole mentor/student relationship between Kami and Kags.
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>>40877535
The only good thing.

God damn it, LET ME FORGET!
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>>40877564
HQ Kami best Kami.
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>>40877422
Hey I bring other stuff to the table, like....
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