It's Complicated EditionArchive: https://archive.moe/_/search/username/Gobble/tripcode/!!5e7vwvXe%2F3r/type/op/orhttps://archive.foolz.us/_/search/username/Gobble/tripcode/!!5e7vwvXe%2F3r/type/op/Twitter: https://twitter.com/GobbleQMPokemon, items, and summary: http://pastebin.com/tSNKt0WmFAQ and general concepts: http://pastebin.com/Ht1Q5E1pAll guides, player knowledge, and smutty stories: http://pastebin.com/u/GobblepokemonThemes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y-ad_74T08Quest theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422579428&v=YW9QKy6oDkE&x-yt-cl=85114404Recently: You battled and won against the former champion thanks to some great rolls and moves. Robin is undergoing her surgery.General rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes or always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as it comes up.Combat involves rolls! Once there's a clear winner, we roll for the move accuracy/crit/secondary effect. Usually it's just three 1d100s. Sometimes you can get a modifier from circumstances, so be creative! Add flair, do tricks with moves, mess with terrain, whatever!Call me out on a mistake and receive an apology butt or suggestive picture.Badges: 8Current Party:Meloetta (Aria)Nibbles (Tyrantrum)Raistlin (Alakazam)Vlad (Crobat)Leviathan (Gyarados)Zappy Dan (Magnezone)Not In Party:Destiny (Kingdra)Trunks (Trevenant)Fel (Butterfree)Devon (Houndoom)
>>40723903PokèButt Simulator 2015
Emma walks Robin into the next room. Robin looks back, staring into your eye one last time before the door closes behind her.You sigh.Robin is going to come out of that room a new person. At least, with a new eye. You probably won’t be able to tell the difference. The new one looks amazing.Jeanine puts an arm on your shoulder. “It’ll be several hours. Maybe you want to go out for a bit? Clear your head? We can meditate if you want.”“Or train,” Vance offers.“Or whatever,” Clair says, looking uncomfortable with everyone being all supportive.You also know that the agent from Devon corp wants to offer you a deal for the next three months. You can tell by looking at him that he’s not comfortable throwing at you right now, but he’ll probably pitch it after the surgery.>Meditate with Jeanine. Find some inner peace>Train with Vance. It always clear your head>Talk with the agent>Wait here.>Something else
>>40724034>>Meditate with Jeanine. Find some inner peaceUnfortunately for Robin, while she's gone we will move beyond the need for sex
>>40724034>Meditate with Jeanine. Find some inner peace
>>40724034>>Meditate with Jeanine. Find some inner peace
>>40724034>Train with Vance. It always clear your head
>>40724034>Meditate with Jeanine. Find some inner peaceSeems like it could be useful and we don't spend much time with her as it is.
>>40724034>Meditate with Jeanine. Find some inner peaceWe could get Raistlin to meditate with us as well. He might learn the move, or it could help us prepare to Mega with him when the time comes...
>>40724329yeah, backing for meditation session with raistlin
>>40724329sounds like a good idea.
You’re feeling a bit unsure. “I guess meditation might help.”“Let’s do it!” She looks excited. Well, that makes sense. Jeanine is the nurturing type. She hasn’t really been needed a lot recently.“Come on,” she grabs your hand and leads you away. “They have a quiet room for reflection.”You follow her to the quiet room. It’s some sort of non-denominational meditation room.“You’re stressed,” she says, looking through you. Ever since she got those crystals she’s been been doing a lot of aura stuff that you don’t really understand. She seems more observant, more wise. “Sit. Close your eyes.”“Just don’t ask me to open my mouth,” you joke. You sit and close your eyes.She smiles. “You deflect with humor. But I can see what’s really going on. You’re at a crossroads. You’re worried about Robin. You have a lot on your plate.”Show off. “So, what should I do?”She adjusts herself on her crossed legs. “What feels natural?”>Meditate with Raistlin>Focus on your own inner peace>Reflect on the stuff you’ve seen from Robin’s mom and the former champ. Focus on learning from recent events>”Can you teach me to see auras?”>Something else
>>40724598>Meditate with Raistlin
>>40724598>Focus on your own inner peace
>>40724598>>Meditate with RaistlinLet's see if we can't make our-self a better person by really understanding our pokemon, learning from them.I know I sound like a jackass and I don't care, we're meditating.
Oh boy oh boy, the best time of the week has finally come!Time for gruesome accidents, disastrous betrayal, ruinous grudges and teenage angst out the wazoo.That's right kids, hold on tight for Pokégirl Noir Quest!(pic unrelated)
>>40724673you don't just sound like a jackass, you are a jackass.
>>40724688[You're way too nice!]
>>40724598>>>Focus on your own inner peace
>>40724800Honestly, I want to vote for the obvious thing to do to prevent what surely everyone must see coming already, but what's the fun in that? I want to see the trainwreck develop as we pass the point of no return, pretending to realize too late the traps Hornbeam has set for us. I want to hear Robin's cries of agony, see her futile struggle to resist. I want to see Kat break under the guilt and her innate talent to hurt everyone she meets. I love you, Gobble. I love you soooo~ much. Teehee.
>>40725062no! Bad anon! No bad endings in my awesomequest!
>>40724598>>Meditate with Raistlin
“I think I want to get Raistlin in on this. We should bond.”Jeanine says nothing, but nods almost imperceptibly. You open your eyes for a second to fish out Raistlin’s Pokeball. He looks between the two of you, then settles into a sitting position.She takes both your hands. “Raistlin, you have something you want to say?”His usual, stoic, professional face has a small uncomfortable twinge to it.“He can’t say it,” Jeanine tells you.You glance at her. “I don’t think Raistlin can say anything. I mean, with words.”Her eyes open. “You're deflecting again. He’s shy. He wants to communicate something to you, but he isn’t sure how. Close your eyes.”You look at Raistlin, worried. “You can tell me anything. It’s okay.”“He can read your mind,” Jeanine tells you, her voice warm and comforting. “He knows whatever you want to tell him if you think it loud enough. He can tell you too. But in the same way you don’t always have the right words for what you want to say, he doesn’t have the right knowledge of what he wants to express. Close. Your. Eyes.”You close your eyes. You think loudly to Raistlin that you’re always open to anything he wants to communicate to you.An image pops into your head. Raistlin is searching for something, but doesn’t know where it is. He’s somewhere dark. This isn't a math or logic problem. He doesn't know how to solve it.>Imagine a map for him, guide him>Let him lead, stand ready to back him up if anything happens>Lead by example by opening up to him>Ask him to check in on the surgery>Something else
>>40725304>Lead by example by opening up to him
>>40725304>>Lead by example by opening up to him
>>40725304>Let him lead, stand ready to back him up if anything happens
>>40725101Who said the trainwreck would be the end?We'd miss out on all the sweet, sweet vengeance, on beating, biting and clawing Hornbeam to within an inch of his life in that feral state of mind we're in when we mega our cute little Devon, on taking over all of Team Fusion's resources just so we can finally fix Robin, for real this time and hunt down anyone who ever followed Hornbeam. We'll find the Queen's real daughter, stop the Lapras poaching, wars, world hunger, even though it'll never be enough to atone for who we are.
>>40725419Do you even follow this quest?It feels like you read a readers digest and tried to jump in.
>>40725599I guess you're that one guy who doesn't see what will happen if we continue to waste our time playing with Raistlin. That's alright, you'll see soon enough.
You decide to lead by example. You tap Raistlin on the metaphorical shoulder to get his attention in this world without words. It’s a little like the psychic plane that you’ve seen with Clair’s help before, but it’s also very different. It’s more emotional. More intimate. Much, much less factual. Weird objects and colours start to swirl around.You feel Jeanine’s presence. It’s warm, supportive, and what you guess you’d describe as maternal. You feel like if things somehow went horribly wrong, she’d catch you both like some sort of gigantic fluffy bed. She doesn’t see what’s happening, but doesn’t have to.Raistlin looks at you. In here, he’s not the wise, stoic Pokemon you normally see. He’s younger. He’s like a genius child. He could do more mathematical calculations than you could even imagine in the time it’d take you to blink, but he doesn’t know the world. He doesn’t really know himself.He’s unsure and scared.How are you going to open up?>Tell him about your most humiliating moment>Introduce him to your darker self>Show him your fears of the future>Something else
>>40725844>Tell him about your most humiliating moment>Introduce him to your darker self>Show him your fears of the future
>>40725844>Tell him about your most humiliating moment
>>40725844>>Show him your fears of the future>>Show him your friends helping to fight off your fears
>>40725844>Show him your fears of the future
>>40725844Do them all.If you wanna open up you gotta go the whole way.
>>40725844>>Tell him about your most humiliating moment>>Show him your fears of the future
>>40725844>>Tell him about your most humiliating moment>>Introduce him to your darker self>>Show him your fears of the futureNo half measures.
>>40725844>>Tell him about your most humiliating moment>>Introduce him to your darker self>>Show him your fears of the future
>>40725920Might as well. Lets go balls deep
You’ll show it all. You’re going to hold nothing back.You look down and see that you’re naked. There are a few scars that aren’t physical. Still, it seems like it used to be a lot worse. Very few few untreated woundsAh! Jeez, at least, until you focused on them again. Ow.Raistlin steps back, concerned about you. You motion for him that it’s alright. These things happen in life, and you survived them all.Your darker self approaches, looking menacing. “Oh, ow. That looks painful.” She looks up and Raistlin. “Oh. Didn’t expect a visitor.”Raistlin examines the second you. He looks very confused.“Oh, he’s judging you. He’s read books on human psychological issues..”You hit her on the arm, a little harder than you intend. “He is not judging me. Why are you back to being such a cunt?”She smiles. There’s a hint of an apology in it, but it’s mostly condescending and evil. “It’s in my nature. Even if we’re friends.”She’s just scared because you are. You can show Raistlin how to get through anything.You dive deep into your most humiliating moment.>Losing a fistfight as a child. Everyone else cheered on the other kid and made fun of you>Getting caught taking from the charity collections.>That older boy that used you back at the orphanage. You did anything he wanted for attention>Something else (Make up anything that fits)
>>40726496>>Getting caught taking from the charity collections.
>>40726496>That older boy that used you back at the orphanage. You did anything he wanted for attention
>>40726496>>That older boy that used you back at the orphanage. You did anything he wanted for attention
>>40726496>Losing a fistfight as a child. Everyone else cheered on the other kid and made fun of you
Shame I can't stick around for this. Carry on without me, other anons. I expect the next thread to be all about what we do with our fame and influence after becoming the pokemon champion.
>>40726784Don't you mean the aftermath of what Hornbeam does to Robin?
>>40726856Man we triple-checked that shit, not gonna lie i'm goin to be kind of mad if Gobble does that to us after all the trouble we went through. I won't drop the quest, but i'll be salty as fuck for a few hours. What's the point in trying if it was going to happen anyway, you know?
>>40726896It's not gonna happen. He's just shitstirring.
You put your fears aside and dive into the wound that is your most humiliating moment. You remember the older boy. He was cute, charming, and always knew exactly what to say. He made you feel more mature. You’d sneak out to see him at night.He’d take you around town to small spots adults never went. Under bridges, dark alleys, a few small caves with dirty mattresses on them. Anywhere germs and bad decisions are bred.He liked to push you into things you weren’t comfortable with though. Not too much. He always made it seem like it was your idea. He’d appeal to your claims of loving him. You did get into it sometimes. You had a sense of power, maturity, and worth. When you were done, he’d call you a filthy slut and laugh. He’d ask you how it tasted when his friends were around. He was a bully. You knew you could change him though. After all, you were so mature, right?One day, you actually heard him bragging to someone on the phone that he’d be nailing you by the end of the week. He had you wrapped around his finger. He bet a dollar.“And then what did you do?” Dark Kat asks mockingly. You forgot she was there. She knows though.You stuck with him anyway, trying to change him. You were just so scared of being alone. Your sexuality was your best bet to be noticed.But you ended up fighting before the end of the week anyway. You stupidly asked if you were only worth a dollar to him.“Don't be silly. You're not worth the ink printed on it.” The words echo out over you.You feel tired and hurt. But now that you look back, you learned a lot, right? It was a stupid line anyway.(Continued)
>>40727047Raistlin watches you and your memory. He’s analyzing. You really hope this is helping him. It’s not exactly fun for you.You move on to your biggest fear.>Failing at the Pokemon League despite all the support you’ve had in your quest. Letting everyone down.>Losing someone to Team Imperium>You leading Robin into an empty, pointless life that she’ll regret>Something going wrong in the surgery room right now>Something else
>>40727047Haha, Kat sucked dick.
>>40727091>>Failing at the Pokemon League despite all the support you’ve had in your quest. Letting everyone down.>>You leading Robin into an empty, pointless life that she’ll regret
>>40727091>>You leading Robin into an empty, pointless life that she’ll regret
>>40727091>>Losing someone to Team Imperium>>You leading Robin into an empty, pointless life that she’ll regret>>Something going wrong in the surgery room right now
>>40727097I'm surprised she hasn't sucked a mountain of them, tbh
>>40727091Loosing a friend and letting others down.Be it our Pokes, our friends or those adults who are have worth.
>>40727091being nothing again
>>40727091Yeah no I can't top this>>40727172
>>40727191I support this.
>>40727091>You leading Robin into an empty, pointless life that she’ll regret>Something going wrong in the surgery room right now>Becoming worse than the abusive people in our life
>>40727145Going with this.
>losing someone to Team Imperium
Are the votes tied? or is the next post really big.
You have a lot of fears.You look over to dark Kat. She morphs into a more vulnerable version of you and huddles in a corner, paralyzed by fear. Her hair starts to fall out.You look away. She’s mocking you.You instead walk right into the flames of your biggest fear.It’s you, in the future. You’ve lost all your friends for one reason or another.Robin’s surgery goes wrong. She lives, but she’s disfigured. There was something wrong that you missed. She says she forgives you and to stop blaming yourself.Vance got into a fight he couldn’t win, got injured and never talked to you again. You were supposed to train him.Clair got sick of you using her for her powers and body. She says you’re no different from your first boyfriend. She’s soured on relationships and only goes through the motions for the rest of her life.Jeanine says you’ll never grow up. She finds a cause she believes in and leaves you behind to your shallow life. She eventually joins Team Imperium, convinced that it can be changed from the inside and the genetic engineering can save Pokemon like her first one that she lost.You lost at the Pokemon tournament after knocking Robin out of it. She says she’s okay with it. You both tried your best and just need each other. You become as consumed with winning as Vernon after he lost. You avoid the public eye. Your old show made you just popular enough for people to know who you are and make fun of your career that went nowhere. You take out all the money you invested with Vance’s parents and burn through it.Your Pokemon all leave you. Robin joined you in sympathy. She says she believes in what you were trying to do, even if she doesn’t understand your methods. You manipulate a few Pokemon into coming back and convince her to press her Pokemon the same way you did. Professor Fir stops sending them back and you have to break into his lab and steal them.(continue)
>>40727757You visit the royal family and guilt them into giving you some money for a new experiment. It basically just boils down to shock collars and an emotional manipulation routine. They cut ties with you after seeing it.You’re just trying to manipulate everyone now. You’re a bitter husk. Eventually, years later, Robin finally comes to her senses. She leaves you. It’s too late though. She’s already wasted her life.You’re old, alone. Unwanted. The world would have been better off without you. You want fade away into nothing. You are nothing.You feel Jeanine reaching out to you. She feels your pain and wants to help.>Let her. Show Raistlin that friends help friends>Shrug it off. Show Raistlin that your fears can’t control you>Dive back in and smash all those fears. Show Raistlin that you’re stronger>Break down. It’s too heavy.>Something else
>>40727792>>Let her. Show Raistlin that friends help friends>>Shrug it off. Show Raistlin that your fears can’t control you>>Dive back in and smash all those fears. Show Raistlin that you’re strongerMix em.With the help of your friends finding the strength to smash your fears is easy.
>>40727792>Let her. Show Raistlin that friends help friends>Shrug it off. Show Raistlin that your fears can’t control you
>>40727792>>Something else>Accept it all, accept the fear and the help, don't try to live without fear, but don't let it stop or change you.
>>40727792>Let her. Show Raistlin that friends help friendsFriends Forever Loyalty Honesty
>>40727792>Let her. Show Raistlin that friends help friends>Dive back in and smash all those fears. Show Raistlin that you’re stronger
>>40727827ooooh i like this.
>>40727792>>Let her. Show Raistlin that friends help friends>>Dive back in and smash all those fears. Show Raistlin that you’re stronger
>>40727792>>Shrug it off. Show Raistlin that your fears can’t control you
Gobble is kill
You try to shrug it off. A few of the fears just fall off and die, like leeches that couldn’t get any nourishment. The stronger ones come at you. You imagine a bat. No. Not a bad. A metal pipe. That’s more your style. You take it out of the air and smash them as they come at you. You’re not acting out of fear of your fears. You’re just breaking them down into the illogical, unlikely, and small things that they really are. But as you go, the occasional one gets to you. It’s one you can’t smash or shrug off. It’s another that hits you when you’re not looking.You let a warm reach in and flick it off you. It’s Jeanine, but in the form of a warm, safe hand. You turn your back on a really nasty one and she validates your trust by shooing it away before it gets you. She puts a bandage where you were hurt. You stop fighting and ignoring them. Instead you open yourself up and let them pile on. They don’t all get absorbed by you easily. Some don’t hurt, others feel terrible. Jeanine helps you with those. You don’t want her to feel your pain, but you know she won’t use it to hurt you. She helps.Raistlin watches it all. He learns.The fears are all gone now. Jeanine and Raistlin have had a chance to see into your soul. Or at least to feel it. You’re exposed and vulnerable, but you’re okay.Raistlin cautiously begins to cautiously open up.“I said, wake up!”Your eyes shoot open. Clair is there, looking at your little circle. How much time went by?Vance is there too. “Robin’s almost done. They said they’d let us see her for a bit before they get her to rest. We only have a short time.”You glance to the siblings, Raistlin and Jeanine. You know Raistlin is in a vulnerable position right now He might not open up easily later on.>Bond with Raistlin. You can see Robin after she rests>Rush to Robin. Try to assure Raistlin you’ll hear him out later>Something else
>>40728247the spell is broken, gobble is now lost to the aether for all eternity, abandon all hope.
[Sorry I've been so slow. Keep getting pulled away, and I know I get super wordy when I haven't ran for awhile.]
>>40728329fuck, fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>40728329>>Something elseboth?>take Raistlin in there, bond with him and show him love at the same time
>>40728329>Bond with Raistlin. You can see Robin after she rests
>>40728329>>Bond with Raistlin. You can see Robin after she rests>>40728333Ouch. Sorry, I know it sucks, but we've all been there.
gobble you are an evil turkey>>40728375this sounds pretty heartwarming though
>>40728329>>Something elsePick him up and take him with us.Distract Robin Pokemon stories and bonding.I know the last time I went in to surgery the last fucking thing I wanted to hear was people asking me how I felt or about anything medical related. I felt like shit distract me friends and family
>>40728329>>40728375>>40728413Why choose when we can do both?
>>40728375this. it'll also help keep Robin distracted, waking up after surgery sucks
Gobble, you have posted almost half a gig worth of unique pokebutts, good job
>>40728678only half? better step it up Gobble
>>40728695That almost 600 pictures anon
>>40728329>>Bond with Raistlin. You can see Robin after she restsPokebros are worth the time.
>>40728329>Rush to Robin. Try to assure Raistlin you’ll hear him out later
>>40728739not even 4 digits? why even bother?
>>40728678>>40728739>>40728776I made a slight mistake, he has 23.3 megabytes less which is about 30 pictures less.Still good job
>>40728798Also give me some time and by the next thread I will tell you which girls hold which percentage of pokebutts, and then we will know Gobbles waifu
>>40728843I think it's Bianca... the girl from White or whatever. Hilda?
>>40728884Purely by buttpics, defined here as picture where the primary focus is butt, Hilda does in fact hold the lead so far, with Dawn as a close second.Rosa or white 2 is third so far.With all lewd pics however it's still an open match with hilda rose dawn and may all near each other, with that one bird gym leader close behind
“Come on! Let’s go see her!” You hold Raistlin by the hand and get him to follow.You rush to the room, friends in tow. Robin’s there, looking weak, but smiling. Emma clears some stuff to make room. “Try not to overwhelm her. She’s still on painkillers.”“HulllloooOOoooo!” Robin proclaims sloppily. She has a bandage over her eye, so you can’t see how it looks yet.“Oh,” Emma holds out a hand to stop Raistlin. “We really aren’t supposed to have Pokemon in after. But as long as he doesn’t get too close I suppose it’s okay.”You rush over to Robin and give her a very light, quick hug. You turn back to Raistlin to see if he’s watching closely. He is. You go back to him and let the others talk to Robin.Raistlin seems to have really taken your demonstration to heart. He leans over and hugs you. It’s incredibly precise and efficient.You hug him back warmly. “You can tell me anything. It’s okay.”You see an image of him as a young Abra. He’s among many others, being bred and sorted. He doesn’t hate like you’d expect, he’s just remembering being young. He remembers when you first opened his Pokeball and how uncertain he was between dreams. He was so happy that he got such a nice trainer. One of his favorite memories is the time you taught him Signal Beam. He doesn’t have any one particular message, he just wants you to know that he deeply cares for you. He was worried that because he’s bad at expressing himself, you’d just assume he’s some sort of cold, calculating robot.“Hey, I love you too,” you whisper as you hold him.You open your eyes and look around. Your friends are being shoo’d out of the room. Robin’s already out again and Emma is insisting everyone let her rest. You missed your chance to really assure her.(continued)
>>40729252But you’re sure she’ll understand later, right? She seemed pretty loopy.“Come on, out, out.” Emma puts a hand on your shoulder. “She needs to sleep. You can walk her out in the morning.”>Hang with your friends. They’ve been really supportive>Ask Emma a question (write-in)>Speak with the agent, he looks like he really wants to talk to you.>Take Raistlin out to play for the rest of the day>Allow yourself to be escorted out, then sneak back into Robin’s room after>Something else
>>40729306>Hang with your friends. They’ve been really supportive>Ask Emma a question :Any problems or issues?>Speak with the agent, he looks like he really wants to talk to you.
>>40729306>Ask Emma a question :Any problems or issues?
>>40729306>>Allow yourself to be escorted out, then sneak back into Robin’s room after...Why do I get the feeling that if we don't do this something terrible might happen?
>>40729306>PicWho that supposed to be? Haven't been following the later generations.
>>40729306>>Ask Emma a question (write-in)"how'd it go doc."
>>40729306>Allow yourself to be escorted out, then sneak back into Robin’s room after
>>40729306>Allow yourself to be escorted out, then sneak back into Robin’s room aftermaximum shadowruns
Can we have raistlin teleport us in instead of sneaking back in?
>>40729306>>40729344This then>>Hang with your friends. They’ve been really supportive>>Take Raistlin out to play for the rest of the day
>>40729306>Ask Emma a question (write-in)>Anything we need to look out for afterwards? >Allow yourself to be escorted out, then sneak back into Robin’s room after
>>40729559Seconded. Why not do everything!
>>40729345It could be a ruse and sneaking in will be the thing that makes things worse.
>>40729767dude, at this point I'm shadowrunning so hard that I can't see the sun. I don't know what the right choice is.
>Speak with the AgentThat woman said something about striking the iron.
You’re worried. You can’t help it. “So, it went well? No problems or issues?”Emma keeps pushing you out gently. “Relax. Everything went perfectly.” She opens the door and walks out with you to where your friends are. “You need to relax, Kat. The world isn’t always out to get you. Come on, we’ll hit the bar and...” she looks down at you. “Oh right. You’re a bit young for that still, huh? We’ll take a rain check on that.”“So, nothing to worry about then? Should I look out for anything afterwards?”She laughs as she walks you to the hospital exit. “Look out for paranoia. It will drive you crazy.” She winks. “Everything is fine.”You glance to Clair. She gives you a nod and almost rolls her eyes.“Thanks,” you tell Emma. “For the surgery and everything else.”She pats you on the back. “Don’t mention it. If you really want to thank me, train hard and let me get a rematch in the league.”She walks off, giving a lazy one handed wave. The agent approaches and hands you a card. "We'd like to talk to you, when you have time. We'll be at this hotel for the next few days." He walks off. You didn't realize how late it was already.You turn to your friends. “Hey guys. I have something I want to do.”You glance back at the hospital. You could probably get to the right floor by using that fire escape. You wish Raistlin could teleport you as well as himself.“Kat,” Vance comes closer. “You’re okay, right?”“Huh? Yeah, fine.”You’re going to sneak back into Robin’s room, but you’re not sure if you should tell your friends. What if they try to stop you?>Tell them you’re sneaking back into Robin’s room>Make something up.>Don’t outright lie, but don’t tell them what you’re up to>Ask for their help>Something else
>>40730007>Tell them you’re sneaking back into Robin’s room
>>40730007>>Tell them you’re sneaking back into Robin’s room>I just... something feels wrong.
>>40730007>>Tell them you’re sneaking back into Robin’s room
>>40730007>Tell them you’re sneaking back into Robin’s roomI just wanna be there for her when she wakes up
Really should not be sneezing into hospital rooms but if we gotta then having a telepath as a lookout may be useful
When are we going to show Raistlin how much we care about him?IfyaknowwhatImean
>>40730112You to damn paranoid sonThis is just gonna be a moment to spend with our lady
>>40729818Protip: You're being stupid.
>>40729818always trust our friends, pokemon, and professor Fir unless they act drastically out of charactertrust nobody else
Fuck Elesa for dyeing her fucking Hair, between black and white 1 and 2 almost miscounted this shit.On a side note Gobble has more poke-men pictures than I previously thought
You look around and almost whisper to your friends in case anyone else might hear. “I’m going to sneak into Robin’s room.”“That isn’t really a wise idea,” Jeanine looks uncomfortable. “I met an old aura reader once that told me about his younger days. He and some people broke into a hospital to get some...medications. He said he was young and stupid. Anyway, they were stopped pretty much immediately. You can’t just wander around a hospital.”“She’s right. It’s a bad idea,” Vance says.Clair folds her arms. “It’s dumb. Really dumb.”“I know, I know,” you tell them. “Look, here’s some money. Post bail if I get caught. Otherwise, try to have a good night, you guys.” You start making your way to that fire escape you saw. “But just for the record, I won’t get caught.”They all exchange a look with each other, then huddle. After a few minutes, they break. Vance looks over to you. “Alright. We will.”You pause. “Wait, really?”“Yeah. We probably couldn’t stop you anyway.”The other two nod in agreement. They wish you good luck and let you climb the fire escape.“Good luck!” Jeanine whispers as you climb through the window. You focus your mind at the task at hand. Robin’s room is on the other side of this floor.>Send Vlad to make a distraction and head to Robin’s room. He’ll be too fast for anyone to stop>Grab a nurse outfit from the laundry basket>Just sneak. You don’t need a fancy plan>Something else
>>40730705>Grab a nurse outfit from the laundry basket>Just sneak. You don’t need a fancy planthe nurse outfit isn't for infiltration, it's for later
>>40730739...goddammit I want to vote for it.
>>40730705>Just sneak. You don’t need a fancy planMaximum Stealth
>>40730705>Just sneak. You don’t need a fancy planI really want to get a nurses outfit though.... for lewd reasons
>>40730739This man speaks for all of us Gobble
>>40730739supportingleave a little cash if we're keeping it though, hospitals are underfunded without us just stealing stuff
>>40730705>>40730739Such is the wisdom of the anons. Let us heed it.
inb4 we fumble the rolls
>>40730836That's ok I'm sure we can solve everything with a flute contest.
[Roll me three 1d100s for sneaking please!]
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>40730899
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>40730899
>>40730899Hey Gobble that's a new one!
>>40730921Someone give this anon a gold star!
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>40730899we go sneaky beaky llike
>>40730921we are a sneaky sexy nurse
>>40730921Ninja Nurse time
You grab a nurse’s outfit and stash it in your bag. You also pick up a donation form as you sneak through the halls. You’ll make it up to them when you have a few minutes and a pen.Maybe Jeanine’s old hippy friend got caught a long time ago, but you’re a natural at this. You flow between areas like a paranoid, teenage, breeze.You arrive around the corner of Robin’s room. The door is closed, but there are two nurses standing outside of it, chatting. It’s boring too. Just day-to-day house stuff and what movies they’ve seen recently.Ugh, they’re not going anywhere in a hurry. You lean back and look down the hall. Nobody is coming yet, but who knows how long you’ll wait out here, exposed?You could try tripping an alarm. You’re sure that when they see it’s a false alarm it should be fine, right?Then again, there’s a small ledge that you could use. It might be a bit dangerous, but you could probably squeeze around into Robin’s window.>Sneak into a nearby room, press an emergency button, then sneak out>Put on the nurse outfit, try to bluff your way through>Wait it out. They have to leave eventually>Go out a window and enter Robin’s room from outside the building.>Something else
>>40731197>Wait it out. They have to leave eventuallyall the other options guarantee we'll be caught pretty quick
>>40731197>Put on the nurse outfit, try to bluff your way through
>>40731197>>Wait it out. They have to leave eventually
>>40731197>Wait it out. They have to leave eventually
>>40731197 Gobble a little less then half a percent of your pictures is Ash crossdressing
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>40731197>Go out a window and enter Robin’s room from outside the building.go big or go home
>>40731295or go to the ground floor real quick
>>40731197>>Put on the nurse outfit, try to bluff your way through
>>40731288[Really? Huh. I didn't know I had any. Neat, though.]
>>40731378God fucking Damnit Gobble, I just got done counting and you posting a picture I did have yet.Fuck
>>40731418You're doing this on purpose
You wait around. They can’t stand there all night. They talk and talk and talk and nothing happens for a really long time.“Alright. Well, I should check on the others.”Finally! The nurse is heading off. You hear footsteps and turn around. Someone is coming from the other direction! You can’t stay here!You look back at Robin’s door. The other nurse takes out a checklist and starts slowly moving away from the door. She’s still only a few feet away though.>Sneak quickly to Robin’s room. It’s risky, but you’ll be home free>Sneak into a closet. It’s easy, but you could be trapped>Head into the patient room next to you until it’s safe They could be asleep>Something else
>>40731555>Sneak quickly to Robin’s room. It’s risky, but you’ll be home free
>>40731555>Sneak into a closet. It’s easy, but you could be trapped>Change into nurse's outfit
So Gobbles top Waifus areWith 17.67% of all the pictures HildaRunner up is Rosa with 16.23%Third place is Dawn 9.85%Dead Last is a tie between Bidoof with Boobs, Richu with Boobs, Lance, Red(Not Genderbent) and Janine each with .13% or just 1 pic!The most common Pairing in these pictures was Hilda and Rose, followed by Dawn and Cynthia and then Elesa and SkylaThere was only 4 cases of Domestic abuse all by Roxie to RosaRed was the Most Commonly Gender Bent CharacterSkyla was the most often shown Boob Focused as opposed to ButtSerena was the Biggest SlutThe Lass Trainer was the most Popular non-named NPC with .52% of the pics
>>40731611I can dig it
[three rolls of 1d100 please!]
>>40731635I love you.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>40731671
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>40731671
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>40731671
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>40731671
>>40731696I think we have a high enough stealth skill to get by with this
You quickly step into a closet and put on a nurses outfit in almost no time at all, just in case someone sees you without seeing your face. You glance back out of the hallway as soon as the footsteps go by. The nurse outside of Robin’s doorway turned around suddenly. You quickly avoid her gaze. She’s pacing while going over a chart. She turns around again and you make your move. You silently run down the hall and into Robin’s room. You gently close the door behind you, keeping it from making any noise.Robin stirs. She’s half asleep. “H-hello?”>She’s fine. Just kiss her goodnight and leave when it’s safe>Pretend to be a nurse. Tell her to sleep. She needs to rest>Examine her and the room carefully. She may think you’re paranoid, but you can live with that>Take her out of here. She can rest in your hotel room>Get lewd. Your heart is pounding out of your chest
>>40731865>>Examine her and the room carefully. She may think you’re paranoid, but you can live with that
throw a pokeball at it lol
>>40731865>Examine her and the room carefully. She may think you’re paranoid, but you can live with that
>>40731865>>She’s fine. Just kiss her goodnight and leave when it’s safeAlso 1.82% of all your pictures were men
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>40731865>Get lewd. Your heart is pounding out of your chestNo, but really>She's fine. Just hang out with her a bit
>>40731865>>She’s fine. Just kiss her goodnight and leave when it’s safe
>>40731865>Get in bed and cuddle with her
>>40731865>Examine her and the room carefully. She may think you’re paranoid, but you can live with thatRight I'm off to bed. Don't let anyone die guys.
>>40731865>Kiss her goodnight, she needs the rest. Examine tbe room when she sleeps.
>>40731865>kiss her goodnight and leave when it’s safe>Examine her and the room carefully. She may think you’re paranoid, but you can live with that
>>40731865>Pretend to be a nurse. Tell her to sleep. She needs to rest She just got done with serious surgery let the girl sleep.
>>40731865>She’s fine. Just kiss her goodnight and leave when it’s safe
>>40731865>She’s fine. Just kiss her goodnight and stay at her side
>>40731960ThisWe are here might as well spend the night by her side
[I actually have to head off. It looks like I'll be tied up tomorrow and Monday, but should be clear after that. I really want to get things going with the various potential arcs and hooks in the coming threads.As always, thank you all very much for coming. I love you guys!]
>>40731988Thanks for running gobble
>>40731988Thanks for running
>stop following when people are bitching about gyarados>come back and Robin lost an eye>and you're still using GyaradosWhat the fuck are you people doing
>>40732668enjoying the game?
>>40732668Gyrados worked out.
>>40732668Having fun. Heresy, I know.