Your name is Reggie, and you think that it's funny that it just took shooting some people with NERF Blasters to make your first college friends. As you wake up around noon on this fine sunday morning, you think back to the events of the last two days. How you joined a squad of your fellow Freshmen, how you fought together, helped each other get away untagged from combat scenarios, how you angered Graham Lance, King of Zombies, and how you won your first two missions. Finally, with a smile moving across your lips, you think about how your squadmates invited you to their party last night, and how you you made the first steps into becoming their real friend. But enough of that, you have a full day ahead of you of survival and fighting in the third Mission. It is time to get up!What do you want to do?>Recall specific moments from the party last night>Check the Game Website and Forums for updates>Text your squadmates to see if they are awake, and if they want to get lunch>Custom Option(If you want to catch up, check out these threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=HvZQuestMaster)
>>40303546>Check the Game Website and Forums for updatesDon't want to get sidetracked by things later and blindsided by shit....Wonder how much talk is going around on the internet about us now?
>>40303546>>Recall specific moments from the party last nightthen>Check the Game Website and Forums for updatesthen>Text your squadmates to see if they are awake, and if they want to get lunch
CHARACTER SHEET:Name: ReggieNickname: _______Class: Nerf ModderTraits: Can repair and Modify Nerf Guns, Good ShotWeaknesses: No Charisma, can't run fastInventory: 1 Modded Rapidstrike, with Air Restrictor Removed, giving a +1 to combat shots, and painted Tan. Squad: The Resistance, an All Freshman GroupMembers: Gus, Max, Julie, Hong Andrew, and You.
>>40303546>Check the Game Website and Forums for updatesthen>Text your squadmates to see if they are awake, and if they want to get lunch
>>40303593>not Nickname: Reginald
>>40303589>Remember specifics from the Party Last NightIt was a pretty quiet affair, even if everyone but you was drinking cheap (you assume) vodka and not good (you assume) beer. You might have drank, but you had to walk back home. Despite being the only sober one, you had a great time. It turns out when Julie is not about to be killed by zombies and is a little drunk, she gets a lot more loud and agressive. She pent at least 30 minutes telling you about how punk is dead, and that the only worthwhile punk music anymore was folk punk, and that straight edge kids are a cult, and then apologizing if you are straight edge, and then telling you she thought you were kind of scary when you fist met them wearing a tac vest and shit, but that you are actually an alright dude, and that she isn't hitting on you, she promises, before she tried to fight Max about wether or not the Beatles were shit or not. You couldn't tell which side of the argument either of them were on, but they ended up settling things by having Hong and Andrew push them in their rolling dresk chairs down the dormitory hall at each other while shooting at each other with their Nerf Blasters. Meanwhile, you and Gus were laughing your ass off. Gus made everyone watch his favorite movie, "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" and while you had seen it before, it was fun to see it again with other people. Max dragged you into his room at one point to show you his bong, which he proudly told you was named "Bong Cheney jr, you know, like the werewolf guy" and made sure you knew, at least 100 times, that if you ever wanted to smoke weed, to come to him. He brought his drum back to Gus and Hong's room, but they wouldn't let him drum. You left after the twelth round of Mario Kart, after watching Hong and Gus lean against each other and tell each other that they loved their "small Aryan buddy" and "Big Asian buddy" about" for the thirteenth time. It was kind of strange, but you had a good time
>>40303546>Recall specific moments from the party last night>Check the Game Website and Forums for updatesFriends are gonna be hungover. Let them get a bit better first.TFW I made my first college friends by making snarky comments at freshman orientation. And he introduced me to /tg/
>>40303580>>40303589>>40303663>Check Website for Game UpdatesOut of the 450 players, it appears that 75 are now zombies. A bunch of people died during the mission last night, apparently by an ambush set up by Graham Lance in the Urban area, known as the Jungle. Since then, perhaps helped by the lengthened stun timers, there have not been that many deaths. The Humans are aparently meeting in the Student Center at 4:30 to go to the Mission as a large group to make sure this larger horde can't pick off anyone before they join up, and all humans and squads are invited. As to mentions of you, there are not too many yet. It seems that you do have a price on your head, however. Graham Lance is offering a free DC meal to anyone who can bring you down, or a cure for anyone who delivers you to him. Thrilling, but scary.>Text your squadmatesYou send out a text, and about 30 minutes later get a text from Gus. "Hey, yeah I could really use some coffee. Let me get the others...meet us here in 30 minutes? I had fun last night man, I hope you had a good time too!"When you go through your texts, you see that you got a text just after you fell asleep from a number you don't recognize."Hey Vest, see you on the field tomorrow. Don't get killed and I garuntee things will get a LOT more interesting from here. If you die somewhere I can't see it, I'll pistolwhip you xx RachelHuh. So she did give you her real number. >text Mike to see if he has any more information for you in regards to Human ledership plans>text Kyle to see if the Agency is doing ok>Reply to Rachel>Just head over to their dorm, this can wait a bit
>>40303774noted, next character sheet will reflect this
>>40304003>text Mike to see if he has any more information for you in regards to Human ledership plans>text Kyle to see if the Agency is doing ok>Reply to Rachel
>>40304003>text Kyle to see if the Agency is doing okWe make sure our bros aren't dead.
>>40304003>text Mike to see if he has any more information for you in regards to Human ledership plans>text Kyle to see if the Agency is doing ok>head over to their dorm,
What are the rules for winning? Is there a prize? Are we trying to be the last one surviving, or do we want to maximize the number of survivors?
Also, how does Graham have a cure? Does the first zombie get one automatically?
>>40304112He's either bluffing, or he has connections.
>>40304092The game has a series of missions over the next ten days. The results of each mission swings the game in favor of either the Humans or the Zombies. The Human win condition is to win the final mission and to survive through that mission. The Zombie win condition is to tag all of the humans, or force the humans to lose the final mission. Everything before then is preparation and survival, basically. So it is better to maximize other people's survival, because that means more humans and less zombies. >>40304112basically, this >>40304172 you don't know the exact specifics. >>40304057"Hey Reggie! Yeah, we all made it home ok. Hey listen, Agent X doesn't talk to non Agents during the game for RP reasons, but he told me to tell you he apprecieates the hustle you guys have out there, and that he looks forward to working with you more as a PMC affiliate, which I think means he respects you as potential allies now? So, congrats! See you later dude.">Text Mike"Meet us in the Student Center just before 4:30. I thought you might not know this, but there is a tunnel between the Campus Center and Student Center you can use if the zombies have surrounded one building by then. Go to the basement and look for doors with a fire stencil on them. We will meet in the basement. -Mike"(If we want to text Rachel, I'll need you to write up some text, Anons. If not, let me know and we can go pick up the squad)
>>40304297"Meet us in the Student Center just before 4:30. I thought you might not know this, but there is a tunnel between the Campus Center and Student Center you can use if the zombies have surrounded one building by then. Go to the basement and look for doors with a fire stencil on them. We will meet in the basement. -Mike"And what is the likelyhood of Lemur lurking in those tunnels if people use them like that, I wonder?
>>40304297Lets watch out the window to see if we spot anything
>>40304401I believe its 0% because zombies cannot enter buildings, and the tunnels seem to only go between the two.
>>40304434can't enter buildings at all? Must have missed that part, sorry. That makes our life a lot easier
>>40304460I am not sure if it is ever said, but is often hinted at.Like how they did not storm the dining hall.
How flirty do we want to be with Rachel anyway? Or do we just want to play it casual?
>>40304494I had assumed that it would be can't attack in buildings. I also would imagine that tunnels between buildings might be a bit of a grey area.
>>40304494From the first post:>You are a college freshman about to embark on one of the most harrowing, adrenaline pumping, and potentially pivotal ten weeks of your life. You've read the rules of this NERF Heavy game of tag that spans your entire campus (except inside buildings to avoid disrupting classes) and are ready to play, meet new people, and become a legend in your own time. It is the night before Humans vs. Zombies starts, and you are all ready to begin playing. >>40304514very flirty
>>40304523>>40304297If they are widely known about, I imagine that a rule would have been made already - probably after someone tried it.Can we look up the rules on the tunnels at some point?
>>40304560let's just be ready to attack when we go down there.
>>40304411You look out your window. Your dorm room has a small circular window, that if you lean just right, you can see down the hill a short ways. The sky is cloudy, but it doesn't look like rain. The leaves are just starting to turn colors. >>40304460Gameplay is not allowed inside buildings to prevent disrupting classes and residential life. However, a human can shoot a zombie inside within ten feet of a door, and a zombie could burst out of a door to tag a human. >Head over to pick up the Squad for LunchYou walk over past the weird stone statue over to Cherry Hill. When you get there, Gus Hong and Max are waiting for you, looking pale and bleary but on their feet. "Hey Reggie...I hope breakfst is still on, I could use some of that nasty corned beef this morning" Max says when you enter the building.In a few minutes, Andrew and Julie come down the stairs, as well. Julie looks shattered, but still looks ready to battle. Andrew looks the same as he always does...either the man is a king of stoicism or he's not even hung over. "Reggieee...do the thinking for us man, how can we get to coffee">tight circle formation, we'll just push through>same stealthy approach as yesterday, survey the scene before we enter>when we get close enough, just run for the door>Custom Option
>>40304523So we text back 'ay bby u want sum fuk?'...no, that's terrible. What about just 'If you want to see it so badly, maybe you should stick closer more often? :P' or 'I hadn't planned on it, but I'll be extra careful just for you. ;)'
>>40304633>same stealthy approach as yesterday, survey the scene before we enterBut approach from a different direction. It serves as scouting just as much as to throw off any zombies who heard about yesterday. Here's hoping Graham isn't lying in wait for us today, since he knows where we eat now....we really ought to buy more groceries and learn to cook.
>>40304633>same stealthy approach as yesterday, survey the scene before we enterbut yea from a different direction
'If you want to see me die so badly, maybe you should stay close more often? :P'
>>40304758What the hell is with the emoji?Makes ya sound like a moron.
>>40304813sorry, meant to take it out. I was copying this anon >>40304641But yeah, lose the emoji
>>40304813>>40304840I'm given to understand it's what people include in text messages, since they can't post images alongside text.
>>40304885only if they're between the ages of 11-15
>>40304914People spontaneously learn to accurately detect and convey sarcasm through pure text at the age of 16?
>>40304956>>40304914>>40304813calm your collective tits>>40304885Also, most phones nowadays do let you do exactly that, sending images as an MMS message alongside text. It's pretty nifty.
>>40304758>Text Sent, Minue EmojiI'll let you know when the response comes in. >>40304677>>40304693When you approach, you crouch by the bush between the walk in clinic and the Kenton Dormitory.You don't see Graham Lance, but the number of zombies hanging around out front seems to nearly have doubled. There are two zombies by each door, now, and two more hanging out on the wall, out of view of either door. There may be more on the other side, but you can't see them for now."Thats a lot of dudes...but we have one more badass zombie killer with us today, right Julie?" Hong smiles at her.She sighs. "Oh come on, you shot that dude yesterday, shit was badass." Hong chuckles. She smiles "That was petty fun.""All this and well and good dudes, but I don't think we are prepared for an extended fight, or am I wrong." Max says. >move in force to the nearest entrance, shooting as we go, just get inside.>try the same bait play as yesterday>make yourselves visible, and make them come to you>Custom Option>>40304678Sorry, I meant for that to clear this up, but the tunnels count as being indoors, because you never go outside while in them.
>>40305065>>make yourselves visible, and make them come to youWe're the bait for the ambush.
>>40305065Make self visible. Perform this gesture.
>>40305065>move in force to the nearest entrance, shooting as we go, just get inside.they are going to be weary of another ambush so lets just push
>>40305065Swing around to stoney mahoneys sandwich shop then rush the door close to their.
>>40305140is there any way to not go into the DC at all/bait them away with a sacrificial lamb? Maybe give someone we don't know $5 to lure them away or something?
>>40305065>move in force to the nearest entrance, shooting as we go, just get inside.stay in formation, avoid anything that can hide a person and shoot anything suspicious.
>>40305065>move in force to the nearest entrance, shooting as we go, just get inside.
>Move in force to the nearest entrance, shooting as we go, just get insideRoll 3d20+3, if you please.
Rolled 3, 4, 13 + 3 = 23 (3d20 + 3)>>40305321
Rolled 18, 4, 7 + 3 = 32 (3d20 + 3)>>40305321
Rolled 5, 12, 4 + 3 = 24 (3d20 + 3)>>40305321
Rolled 14, 5, 16 + 3 = 38 (3d20 + 3)>>40305321
>>40305330Weak rolls. I fear for us.
>>40305330>>40305333>>40305358"I think that is for the best. we have a 1:1 ratio with the zombies, if we just shoot well, we should be able to pull this off." Gus nods, and everyone starts walking as fast as they can towards the Dining Common. The zombies notice you, and the two who aren't in front of the door start moving towards you, shouting "BRAINS!" No one is on their game right now. Hong's shots are a little wide, Gus is slower than usual, and Julie seems to not want to shoot until they are within three feet. Andrew calmly pegs one of the four at a distance, however, and you and Max make up the rest of the shots by volume. Andrew snipes on of the zombies by the door, and Max empties his clip at the final one. You all make it inside, scooping what ammo up you can as you run the last distance and make it into the door safely. As the door is shutting behind you you hear the trashcan against Kenton Hall burst open, and of course Lemur has been sitting in there, and he appears to be shouting into his cell phone excitedly."So...I guess we are going to be in here a while, huh.""Is that dude in EVERY Trashcan? Do you think he likes it?""The world may never know, Gus."As you go to sit down, you pass by the bulletin board for campus events, where you see the HvZ poster still proudly hanging. Max goes up to a new flyer as you enter and reads it. "Dudes, come check this out!" It appears to be a call for college students to help up with a psycology experiement, and each student that spends an hour helping will be given $20. "I'm totally gonna do this, thats like a free gram of weed"You could probably use that money for modding projects, or other things, too. Might be worth your time. It looks like you can call to schedule a time for any point next week during the school day. >take a stub with the number on it>get food first>try to get everyone's Morale up.after that shitshow of a fight.>Custom Option
>>40303914IIRC, I made my first Uni friends by interjecting a relevant comment into a conversation about Minecraft.
>>40305639Ammo stock:You: 68/72Gus: 8/12Hong: 14/24Julie: 12/12Andrew: 74Max: 6/18
>>40305639>Custom Optiontext Mike if the zombies do flier traps often.
>>40305639>take a stub with the number on it>try to get everyone's Morale up.after that shitshow of a fight.
>>40305639>get food firstthen>take a stub with the number on itIf we can get everyone to do this and contribute the money to the project, we could build our own Snowflake or something even cooler, like a marshmallow shotgun
>>40305639>take a stub with the number on it
>>40305704>Text Mike"If it has the official school letterhead, its probably real. Zombies also usually stick to things like fake missions or fake cure drops. Just make sure you know the source for things like that.">Get foodeveryone seems to be feeling better after a few cups of coffee, eggs, pancakes, corned beef and pizza. People begin having conversations again, and relaxing, the fact that Graham Lance will probably be waiting outside to slaughter you momentarily put aside.>I want to learn more about Gus>I want to learn more about Julie>I want to learn more about Hong>I want to learn more about Max>I want to learn more about Andrew>1 new text:"I look forward to seeing if you can put your gun where your mouth is. ;) Impress me, Vest. xx">Reply?
>>40306039>>I want to learn more about Gus>>I want to learn more about Julie>>I want to learn more about Hong>>I want to learn more about Max>>I want to learn more about Andrewno reply. actions speak louder than words anyways.
>>40306039>>I want to learn more about Julie>Reply?You've seen first hand what my gun can do sweetie, but I'd be happy to show it off more.
>>40306039>I want to learn more about Gus>I want to learn more about Julie>I want to learn more about Hong>I want to learn more about Max>I want to learn more about AndrewThen come join me! See all you want. No touching though.
>>40306039>I want to learn more about JulieShe's the only one we didn't learn about yesterday.
>>40306039>Put your gun where your mouth is.I know it's not what she means, but that's just poorly phrased.
>>40306039"I'd offer to give you a hands-on demonstration but, well..."
>>40306039>I want to learn more about Gus>I want to learn more about Julie"I hope my gun doesn't have to go everywhere my mouth goes ;)"
ah the awkward texts of /tg/
>>40306039"Meet me in the Student Center at 4:30 and you can see for yourself."
>>40306228Yeah, like my food, my toothbrush, and my soda.
>I want to learn more about JulieJulie is an art history major. She likes art a lot, and likes to paint and create welded sculptures. but she apparently hasn't shown anyone here any of her paintings yet. She seems to be pretty unconfident in her art, which has led to her switching over to art history. She plays the bass for a band called "Shawns of Bitches" back home, and might try to get them to come up here some weekend to play at an open mic night or something. She didn't really want to play HvZ, but Gus convinced her to give it a shot. She is liking it a lot more than she thought.>Respond to Rachelshe doesn't text back. This is not an unusual turn of events for you. >I want to learn more about GusAfter Hong takes the phone out of your hands and almost dies reading what you texted Rachel, the conversation turns to romance. Max apparently has a girlfriend back home named Aurelia, or something like that. The conversation turns to Gus when he asks "So Gus, you got a lady in your life?" He smirks wolfishly, as if there is a joke that you don't know in this statement. Gus blushes "N-nah dude, I don't have one actually. In, fact, I've never even had a girlfriend!" He laughs sheepishly, one hand rubbing the back of his head, tossling his blonde hair. Julie looks a little uncomfortable. "What, a guy like you? Are you gay?" "So what if I was? But nah, I don't know, I dont think I am, I just wasn't that popular in Hgh School, lemme see if I can find a picture- on the other hand, lets just say I worked out a lot this summer." >I want to learn more about MaxMax wants to get Julie to form a band with him, he would play drums, she would play bass...Andrew plays the synth, right Andrew?Andrew does not respond, other than to mumble something about "Electro-Swing, actually". Max regales you with tales of Longboarding down the hill from your dorm, and that you can get a solid speed if you do it right.
>>40306588What did we end up texting her? There were a lot of responses, all of which were shit. I'd actually want to switch my vote from >>40306301 to no reply
>>40306668Really? That was the only one that WASN'T pure cringe.
>>40306701Yeah, but I was the only one supporting it, so I switched to no reply to try to get a majority away from "yeah bby u wnat sum fuk nao?"
>>40306588seriously what the hell did we text?
>>40306701>>40306734If other people support it, I'd switch back to it
>All these people diverting from pure Gus husbando.You should be ashamed.
(As to what you texted, I just kind of mashed all of the texts together. However, if none of those options were popular, I'm willing to retcon that as there was no clearly decisive answer)> I want to learn more about HongApparently, Hong used to be on his School's football team. He was actually scouted for the team here, but heard that those guys were a bunch of assholes, and that he would have to "pretty much dedicate his whole life to drinking that Kool-Aid, Bro." so he decided to focus on his studies instead. After seeing the Action Bastards last night, he is thinking about trying to get into Parkour, but figures he is probably too bulky. >I want to learn more about AndrewIts near the end of the hour when Andrew turns to you and says "you know, it would be a lot easier to get out of here if we had Donut." Max groans. "Not this again..."Julie "What do you mean, Donut?" Andrew "Donut is my horse. She could get us out of here in a jiffy. Let's see Graham catch up to Ol' Donut!"Hong stares at Andrew. "Bro...you have a horse?"Andrew shrugs. Apparently, his family lives on a farm in that tiny town out west. They keep horses for people, and offer lessons. He tells all of you that if you ever want to come up that way or a pony ride, you are welcome to do so. You find it difficult to imagine this dude riding a horse...until you can kind of see him as a more lumberjacky Clint Eastwood, only more bovine in facial features.
>>40306793maybe a strawpoll is in order for this critical matter of waifu/husbando importance.
>>40306793No just flirting with the other gurl. Gus will be hit on soon.
The conversation turns to you. "Reggie, what about you? What are you looking for in a romantic partner?">Basically anyone who is interested in me, haha>I want someone who can be my best friend>I want something exciting>I'm a romantic at heart, actually>I-Im not really looking right now, haha>Custom Option"So Reggie, how do you feel about having the Zombie King hunting you like this?">Feels Good, Man. I'm making a splash in my first game>its kind of weird, honestly. That guy is so petty>I'm worried that I'm going to get you guys killed>I have a lot of fun messing with that guy every day>Custom Option
>>40306820Oh god all of them? Burn it. No text.
>>40306843>I want someone who can be my best friendbut>Basically anyone who is interested in me, haha>its kind of weird, honestly. That guy is so petty
>>40306843>I'm not really looking right now.none of that stuttering shit.>its kind of weird, honestly. That guy is so petty>I have a lot of fun messing with that guy every day
>>40306843>I want someone who can be my best friend but honestly I'm in a situation like gus.>I'm worried that I'm going to get you guys killed>I have a lot of fun messing with that guy every day
>>40306843>"Shit Iunno, haven't really given it much thought. Usually I just like someone or I don't.">"I feel like there's gonna be this whole heroic sacrifice thing. I've got mixed feelings about it."
I made a strawpoll for the text: http://strawpoll.me/4507507>I want someone who can be my best friend>Feels Good, Man. I'm making a splash in my first game
>I want someone who can be my best friend but honestly I'm in a situation like GusGus nods and smile "Don't worry buddy, we'll find the right person someday." Julie looks very uncomfortable with this whole conversation.>It's kind of weird honestly. That guy is so petty.>I feel like there's gonna be this whole heroic sacrifice thing. I've got mixed feelings about it>I'm worried about getting you guys killed."Yeah who knows what his deal is, you can't be the only person shooting him, right?" Max shrugs "And don't worry about it dude. I figure getting killed in a Boss Battle isn't a bad way to go. Its better than being killed by some random schmuck.""Nah, fuck that Homie, we are all gonna make it." Hong pounds the table with one of his huge fists."Well, speaking of, I have things to do today" Gus says, before picking his blaster up from off the ground. "We should probably figure out a plan to get outta here, right?">Sneak out a side entrance>push out in force>clear an entrance and run>try to lose them in the conservatory>split up to split the zombies>custom option
>>40307201>clear an entrance and run
>>40307201>>custom optionPoke out and see how many zombies showed up before we decide on a plan
>>40307201>custom optionsnipe all zombies that can be seen from within the building. They're going to be out in force.
>>40307201Call up some backup to help your people leave. Maybe the agency.
>>40307275I like your thinking, friendYou have Julie poke her head out as the least recognizable member. She cooly looks out, then comes back."I count ten. Graham Lance seems to be looking at his smart phone by the entrance closest to Stoney's. I think he thinks we live that way. three by the door closest to the clinic, three by the door closest to stoneys, Lemur talking to Graham, and at least one more on the wall between the two doors. I can check the other side too, if you want, but they might make me if I do that. "
>>40307362alright Andrew will snipe everyone he can see since he has the best range and enough ammo to take out every zombie currently in existence. if they try to rush Andrew we provide covering fire while Andrew retreats deeper into the building. We need to make the rules help us here.
>>40307489Is this the plan you want to go with?If so, roll 3d20+3, please
>>40307543i'd like to go with >>40307303personally
Rolled 7, 19, 9 + 3 = 38 (3d20 + 3)>>40307543
Rolled 1, 20, 13 = 34 (3d20)>>40307543Rollin boss!
Rolled 10, 14, 4 + 3 = 31 (3d20 + 3)>>40307543rolling>>40307576last time we called them they refused to help. might be worth a shot though
Rolled 9, 7, 3 + 3 = 22 (3d20 + 3)>>40307543Go with that, but be careful. If it looks like all of the zombies have been taken out along a single path, keep shooting. Don't make a run for it until we are certain - preferably with Lemur dead.If we have the range for it, take out Graham or Lemur, but don't take risks for it.
>>40307543I support calling the Agency and organizing a pincer attack.
>>40307587I do not know how to interpret this.
>>40307625someone almost jobs but is saved by a master shot?
>>40307576>call for backupYou manage to get ahold of Kyle.How many of you are there? Six? I can be there in three minutes. I'll be pulling up in a red van. When I get here, someone will fling open the side door. you have two minutes to get in there, because I have to turn the car on and off in order for it to be in play, and I don't feel like getting tagged through the window. See you in a few." he hangs up. >The Plan: Narrow Success!Andrew crouches on the floor, as Gus slowly pushes the door open. Max is sitting next to him, more marshmallows in his hand. Andrew lines up his shot, and PHHT! Lemur is hit. "shit..meant to hit Graham." PHHT! the second shot hits Graham. "There we go.""BRAINS!" He hits one more zombie who comes to investigate before they realize there is a sniper there. At this point, you keep one foot inside the door and swing your body out, using the door for cover, to shoot the one crouched up against the wall, and his two pals who were guarding this door. There are now nine more zombies in sight. You all make a break for it, you taking the read as you move. They can't get too close, ut they are slwoly gaining ground. You make it to the lot by the Clinic when you realize the van hasn't gotten here yet. the others stop, confused, but it comes barrelling up from the south. The side door slams open. Kyle slams on the window sill. "GET IN LETS GO!"Everyone dog piles into the van, with you backing up towards it, eyeing the now 13 zombies that are massing to attack. (1) Suddenly, as you take your next step backwards, your foot sinks a lot further than you thought it would. You didn't look for the curb! For just a moment, the barrel of your gun sinks down and you look away from the horde. And this is when they leap towards you like wolves hungry for prey.And that would have been it. If a very familiar sound wasn't whirring to life behind you. (20)"DUCK. NOW."
>>40307854So glad we called for a rescue team
>>40307854I love that minigun so much.
>>40307854Make sure to block our fall with our face. Don't want our gun to get damaged.
>>40307854You duck as the voice commands and hear a huge POOOPH from just over your head. You se about forty marshmallows baloon out in the area in front of you, not hitting any of the zombies, but stopping them in their tracks, just long enough for you to get into the van. Mike is sitting in the back with some massive tube, which he is aiming at the zombies. "GOGOGO" He slams the door shut and puts the tube in the window as the engine comes to life and the tires squeal. The van lurches away and you all breathe a sigh of relief. "It's a good thing they don't know this bad boy can only do that once right now... you guys hae to be prepared for these situations, or at least not come here during peak hours, seriously.""Thanks guys, you saved us.""Just don't get into something like this again, and we'll be cool. It's always fun to get to use the drive by wagon. Just, uh, don't tell any other agents we did this, I'd probably get a burn notice. You guys were lucky we were getting parts for this bad boy, we want it functional by the final mission. Top secret BlOps shit."They drop you off at your dorm before bringing them to Cherry Hill. It is currently 2:00. What do you want to do with the rest of your afternoon?>Practice with your blaster>Sleep, that was too real>go get more modding parts, Mike did tell you about that Helicopter engine...>Check the Website>Custom Option
>>40307999>go get more modding parts, Mike did tell you about that Helicopter engine...I want that engine.
>>40307999>go get more modding parts, Mike did tell you about that Helicopter engine...>Check the Website
>>40307999>go get more modding parts, Mike did tell you about that Helicopter engine...>Check the Website>Practice with your blaster
>>40307999>Practice with your blasterHow much cash we got left anyways?
>>40307999>go get more modding parts, Mike did tell you about that Helicopter engine...
>>40308080>How much cash we got left, anyways?you have a budget of $20 to last you until next friday. Your parents give you $20 to "have fun with your friends" every few weeks, which you use to buy video games and hobby stuff, mostly. The next $20 is probably coming in after the biweekly phone call then. >go get more modding parts You catch a bus in front of your dorm and are riding towards town, but get off in the town center. You haven't been here very often but you know that there is a hobby shop in the town center where you have bought magic cards before...before you realized you didn't have anyone to play with. They sell stuff for RC vehicles, too, so this seems like a good bet for what you are looking for. You go into "The Magical Realm: Hobbies and More!" and frown at the name, as you usually do. There is a table in the back that is usually empty for tabletop games, and Magic, a row of current comic books, a display case for gundam figurines, the Warhammer 40k section, the bookshelf of Manga, rulebooks, and Graphic novels, and your pal Maurice, who runs the shop when Sal is busy. Maurice currently reading what appears to be a Shojou manga. He nods at you before going back to his reading. Options:Helicopter Engine: Unlocks Tier 2 Upgrades, increases the speed of your firing rate and power slightly. +1 to combat rolls $10Absurdly Powerful Li-Ion Batteries: $10, you get 12, can use four. Gives your NERF blaster an added kick of power, resulting in a +1 to combat rollsNERF Triad: 3-shot Holdout Pistol, rumored to be one of the blasters with the longest range in the market. can be clipped to another Blaster or Belt loop. $5Also, one person, please roll a d100, please.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>40308385Helicopter Engine. Will we get more choices after buying?
>>40308385>Helicopter Engine: Unlocks Tier 2 Upgrades, increases the speed of your firing rate and power slightly. +1 to combat rolls $10
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>40308385Helicopter Engine: Unlocks Tier 2 Upgrades, increases the speed of your firing rate and power slightly. +1 to combat rolls $10Absurdly Powerful Li-Ion Batteries: $10, you get 12, can use four. Gives your NERF blaster an added kick of power, resulting in a +1 to combat rolls
>>40308436no Li-ion batter plz
>>40308385Engine and Batteries
can we know what Tier 2 upgrades are before buying the Helemotor?
Engine, no batteries. We want money for later.
Engine is good for me, then I want to know about these Tier 2 upgrades
>>40308385>helicopter engine>NERF triad
>>40308526Right because having a +3 combat mod right now is bad. I'm trying to stay alive against lance bs. Sure no money sucks but living in game is better to my mind. Besides the psych thing will give us another 20 to spend.
>>40308422Yes, but not from here. You will have to go to home depot for that. >>40308497Off the top of your head you've read online that with something like this installed, you could...Improved Spring: Replacing the old spring with this reinforced coil effectively doubles your range and power of each shot. +1 to combat shots- $5Improved Bore: rework the barrel to improve the accuracy of the dart one fired. +1 to combat shots. -$7Reworked Internals: take everything out of the Blaster and put your own, stronger parts inside +2- Requires Batteries to not burn out. >48-49....It takes a little while for you to find the exact engline you are looking for, and when you do, that is not all you find. Looking at the exact same model is a girl with Auburn hair with a Red bandanna around her arm, a Demolisher slung over her back. She looks at you through her small glasses coverering green eyes, slightly startled, then sees your own armband and relaxes slightly. >Grab the Engine and Go>Talk to this girl>Drop Spaghetti>Custom Option
>>40308779>Talk to this girl Don't suppose you'd let this one go would ya?
>>40308779HESITATEGO TO GRAB ENGINE, BUT YOU WAITED TOO LONG SO YOU'RE BOTH GRABBING AT ITDROP SPAGHETTI HARDCORE AND FORCEFULLY SEIZE THE ENGINE"H-HI, BYE THANKS"PURCHASE THE ENGINE AND LEAVE IMMEDIATELY WHILE SWEATING MORE THAN YOU'VE EVER SWEATED BEFORE.
>>40308779>>Talk to this girl
Is there more than one such engine, or is this the only one?
>>40308779How much for Reworked Internals, or is it free with Engine and Batteries?
Also, we can try to split some Batteries with the grill
>>40308929Tough to say, Anon. If you don't get advice or find a plan, about $20. Some people might be able to help you get it cheaper. So, do we go with this: >>40308843 , this>>40308905 , or the more true to character >>40308905 ? More custom options are always welcome, of course>>40308911She is currently directly in front of the engines, so its tough to tell, but it looks like there might be one more. She has just picked one up, and you can't see any more from where you are currently standing.
>>40309028Let's talk to her for now, grab the engine we want so long as she isn't holding it, and then talk about the option of splitting a pack of batteries. Maybe we can pick her and Kyle's brains for advice on rebuilding the internals.If we can split batteries with her (we're willing to pay half and only take a third of the batteries), I say we buy:-Engine: $10-Batteries: $5-Improved Spring: $5
>>40309028Talk about to her I guess. But if it is the last one ask to have it. Beating lance is the best.
>>40309110This gives a total +3 boost
>>40309110this works for me.
>>40309110>Is that the last engine?"What? Oh, uh N-no, I don't think so." She steps aside, and there is in fact one more engine available. You grab it. She eyes your rapidstrike and she gets a much more serious look on her face. "Are you Modding too? I read that this is the best engine for Blasters in this size class, and I wasn't about to try to put together another one from scratch. Honestly, this thing is a piece of shit out of the box." >If you are doing that mod, Do you want to split a pack of Li-Ion Batteries? "I was thinking about getting some, actually, I can't rework the internals without some sort of heavier output. What are you thinking about doing to yours? I'm honestly about to just cut the rocket launcher off of this thing and undermount it to my Rapidstrike. They are kind of shitty, sure, but you can't mount anything on a Alpha Trooper-"She goes red "Oh, uh...S-sorry...">Check out and leave, modding waits for no man>impulsively ask her to go to Home Depot with you>ask for her advice on modding projects>ask her name>Y-You too>Custom Option
>>40309383>Y-you too>impulsively ask her to go to Home Depot with youOh, QM, you hit me right in the spaghetti
>>40309383>Y-You too>impulsively ask her to go to Home Depot with you
>>40309383>Y-you too>impulsively ask her to go to Home Depot with you
>Y-You tooThen wonder why you're conditioned to say that in response, and>ask her for her name and advice on modding projects
>>40309383>ask for her advice on modding projects>ask her name
>>40309383>impulsively ask her to go to Home Depot with you>ask for her advice on modding projects>ask her name>Y-You too
>>40309439>>40309447>>40309460>Y-You tooShe nods, as if this is an intelligible answer. You don't say another word as you buy the batteries and engines. Maurice mutters something about normies as he flips through his manga louder. You get outside, and are splitting the batteries without making eye contact when:>doyouwanttogotohomedepotwithme"W-What?" She takes a few steps backwards.>I want to buy a spring-She gets that serious look in her eyes again."Are you going to rework the internals later? That makes sense, gotta see if this engine can handle the added torque...She trails off, her face now redder than her hair."I-I was actually going there myself..."And with that, you and this girl are sitting on this bus, a seat apart, not looking at each other or saying anything. >Ask her her name>Ask for advice on modding projects>sit in silence until you get to home depot, writhing internally>custom option
>>40309686>Ask her her name>Ask for advice on modding projects
>>40309686>sit in silence until you get to home depot, writhing internally
>>40309686>Ask her her name>Ask for advice on modding projects>Call Gus see my if he wants any modding done and to meet us at home depot
>Offer your name first. Exchange mild pleasantries. Then talk about your mutual interest, modding projects.
>>40309686>Um...my name's Reggie...
> Bring up the 4chan quest about being a tiller.
>>40309757Go home, anon, you're drunk.
>>40309715>>40309686>Ask her her name>Ask for advice on modding projects
>Um...my names Reggie"...I'm Emily, i-its nice to meet you..."3 minutes later...>Ask for advice on Modding Projects"I'm not that advanced myself, I started modding when I heard about the game becauseIdonthaveanyfriends" her face gets a little redder "ButIhavereadaton of guides and torn apart my blasters a few times! What do you want to know more about?">shortcuts on Reworking the Internals>shortcuts on improved bore>how to attach blasters to each other>Y-you too>Go blank until you get to home depot>Call Gus while sweating Heavily>custom option
>>40309903>shortcuts on Reworking the Internals>shortcuts on improved bore>how to attach blasters to each other>Call Gus but don't sweat heavily until he answers
>>40309903>>shortcuts on Reworking the Internals>>shortcuts on improved bore>>how to attach blasters to each othernice long nerdy conversation, anything to distract from how awkward we are.
>>40309903>shortcuts on Reworking the Internals>shortcuts on improved bore>how to attach blasters to each other>Call Gus while sweating Heavily>Me too You run into the zombieking ishothimsomuchhehasabountyonme
>>40309972I first read that as The zombie king is hot him so much has about on me
>>40309947I'm adding this:>Me too You run into the zombieking ishothimsomuchhehasabountyonmeDon't call Gus, keep nerdywaifu separate from gushusbando
>What music do you like? Krypteria? Lacuna Coil? Delain? The Gathering?
>>40309939>>40309972what do you want to say to Gus?She suggests not making a new bore, but rather just changing the grooves in the old barrel. She shows you the schematic she used on her phone This cuts $2 off of the cost of this project. >Reworking the internalsShe shows you the guides she was using, and talks you through discussions on alternate parts that will work just as well. Using this knowledge, you can cut $5 from the cost of the reworking the internals>how to attach blasters to each otherEmily figured out that some air powered blasters can be stripped down to just the barrel and still be made to work if you pump them once and flip a switch. The best one she has found thus far takes a rough cut, ($10 shotgun blaster that shoots 8 darts), cuts off all the excess parts and puts a switch near your trigger finger. when you flip the switch, all 8 darts shoot at once. other than the cost of the blaster, she will let you use her hacksaw and her glue gun for free. "I-if you want, I mean...">Me too You run into the zombieking ishothimsomuchhehasabountyonme"T-that was you? I ran away from the last few missions, I hid in a bush when things got bad during the first mission until the zombies left. I don't have a squad or anything, so I can't really fight a guy like that..."and with that, you have arrived at Home Depot.>Get the Spring>Do you want to buy anything else?>Call Gus>ask her more questions like >>40310117
>>40310288>>ask her more questions like >>40310117>Get the Spring>Wanna join the resistance? "Call Gus about it"
>>40310314well, friend, I kind of have to know what you want to ask her, you know?>Music tastes"I prefer Nightwish in that strain of music, actually, but I don't really listen to that type of music too often...">Get the Spring It'll take about 15 minutes to change out the engine and the spring. Not too bad.>Wanna join the Resistance? "Uhm...where on campus do you guys live? I don't want to join a squad I have to split off from...">Call Gus"Hey Reggie, whats up? Did you get in trouble?">Can Emily join The Resistance?"Who's Emily, dude?">I met this girl at-"Hong, Reggie met this girl at Home Depot? Of course she can join man. Have her come meet us when you get back, it'll be almost time for the mission briefing anyways.">Go Home>Ask More Questions>Sit in awkward silence>try to brag about your HvZ accomplishments>Custom Option
>>40310546>Ask More Questions>What type of music do you listen to?
Briefly ponder if NERF swords count for taking zombies out with.
>>40310546Ask her where on campus she lives.Tell her that you(reggie) and the squad will be meeting up at x once you get back and invite her to join you.What are you majoring in?>>40310629jumping jesus on a pogo stick try reading
>>40310546>Go Home>Talk about HVZ things, ask about her impression of it.
>>40310645good question! Unfortunately the rules state after the Knife-Gun incident of 2008, melee weapons are no longer allowed on campus, and there can be absolutely no CqC in hvz. >>40310657"I live in Boweridge, actually. I'm undecided, between sticking with English or going full Comp-Sci, I mostly spend my time modding Counterstrike and other games these days h-haha..." >the squad will be meeting at Tubman hall at 4. do you want to come?"...okay, it beats trying to get to the mission by myself anyways strength in numbers makes sense. And that isn't really too far out of the way, either. It is unlikely any zonbies will be up there."And before you know it, you both get off at the Upper Central Verdant bus stop and part ways. You mod your blaster in the privacy of your own room, idly wondering where your roommate has been the last few days.>Your Blaster now has: Air Restrictor Removed, Helicopter Engine, and Li-Ion Batteries, giving you a +3 in combat rolls!soon, it will be 4:00>pick up Emily on the way there>go to see the squad first and wait for her there>Check the Website, see if anything has changed>Custom Option
>>40310889>Check the Website, see if anything has changed>pick up Emily on the way there
>>40310889>>Check the Website, see if anything has changed>pick up Emily on the way there
>>40310889Go try to find out where the roomie went.
>>40310889What was the knife-gun incident of 08?Check website, pick emily up is my vote btw.
>>40310934it was the noodle incident.
>>40310930Its probably not worth worrying about what Trent is up to...you haven't talked to him in a few weeks. He's probably out having sex with girls or watching sports or something. >>40310934apparently in '08 some dude painted his blaster entirely black then attached a knife to the front of his gun to act as a bayonet, and dressed up like solid snake while crawing through the bushes. The police got called, he got arrested, it was a whole thing....(This is truth in quests, folks)>>40310916>>40310903>Check the WebsiteThe Mission details are going to launch in about ten minutes. It seems a few more people have been turned, but not a significant number. It seems mot people know not to go to the DCs by now, unless they have to. Apparently, a guy named James is rising through the zombie ranks lately, with a total of 5 kills to his name. No one seems to know who he is, though. >Pick up Emily>you get your gear together and wait out front of Emily's dorm. She meets you, looking the same except her blaster is in front of her now, resting in her hands, and she is wearing a bandolier with 3 clips and two more rockets within it."I like your vest, very tactical." You walk in semi-awkward silence after the topic of bandoliers vs. tac vests is exhausted until you get to Tubman hall, where the whole squad is waiting, curious. It seems word got out you were getting a new member. "Hi there, welcome to the squad! I'm Gus!" Julie smiles at her "I'm Julie. I'm kind of relieved to have another girl around, its kind of a sausgefest here." The Mission details drop after the rest of the plesantries are exchanged.Today's Mission is going to be a game of capture the flag. The mission will last thirty minutes. During this time, there will be fifteen flags scattered around the southwestern residential area, which is known as the Jungle. Each team will have 3 flag areas. no zone can have more than 5 flags in it. >cont
If one team manages to collect all of the flags, a countdown timer will be started. If the team can hold all of the flags for five minutes, they will win the game! You MAY take flags from other teams zones, but a player can only carry one flag at a time!Gus looks at the rest of you "Have any of you guys ever been to the Jungle?"Max raises his hand. "my boy Blade is from the Jungle. It's like a concrete jungle in there, man.""I could tell by the name" Julie deadpans."There are a lot of really tall buildings around there, and a few pretty big courtyards. Oh! And the best DC on campus is there. Mostly Athletes live there, because it is really close to the Athletic fields. >Lets go, people. TIme to meet up with everyone>Lets just go straight there>This mission seems really dangerous. Maybe we shouldn't go>text Mike, see if anything has changed. >Custom Option
>>40311281>text Mike, see if anything has changed.
>>40311281>This mission seems really dangerous. Maybe we shouldn't go>text Mike, see if anything has changed.
>>40311281>Lets go, people. TIme to meet up with everyone
>>40311281>text Mike, see if anything has changed.ask if he wants us anywhere specific. He knows we can get shit done.
>>40311312>>40311345>>40311360>>40311370"We are still going to meet in the Student Center in about 25 minutes. Meet us there, if we work efficiently we can win this quickly without drawing too many casualties. The Zombies will already be in the jungle when we get there, if you go straight there, be careful.">Lets just go straight there>This Mission seems really dangerous, maybe we shouldn't go>Let's get going, the Humans are waiting for us at the Campus Center
>Let's get going, the Humans are waiting for us at the Campus Center
>>40311436>Let's get going, the Humans are waiting for us at the Campus Center
>>40311436from what direction are we coming from? could we use the main human force as a distraction to do a commando hit on one of the enemy flag positions? If we don't know ask Mike about it.
>>40311457>>40311480>>40311508Apologies, guys, I meant to type Student Center up there. You manage to get through the middle of campus undetected, and slip into the Student Center. When you get to the basement, you see Kyle, and a baldheaded man in sunglasses you can only Assume is Agent X, Mike, Rachel, and Butterballs, the leader of Team Rekt, with a few of his men."Good, you made it. I see you picked up a new member, thats good, I know a modded Demolisher when I see one."Rachel winks at you, after eyeing Emily for a second. "So, the plan today is a simple one. You might not know this, but although over half of campus lives in these towers that make up The Jungle, there are not many players who live there. In fact, other than a few stragglers, only one team lives there in any force." He smiles a feral grin. "The Action Bastards.""The rest of the Humans are going to meet us next door in about 10 minutes. When we get there, we will leave immediately, to give the impression that the gathered mass is the whole of humanity. This will draw the zombies towards us, giving the Action Bastards enough time to leave their dorms and use their speed to grab the flags. At this point, we will have Our force in position to defend the flags. We will send two teams to grab whatever flags the zombies have managed to grab. Then, if we time this right, by the time the zombies have untunned, they will only get one more charge before we've won the mission. minimal casualties, an we can get out of that hellhole before we take heavy losses."Any Questions?>Ask Questions (Write in your own)>Nah, I'm good>Wink at Rachel
>>40311684>Ask Questions (Write in your own)The zombies have pretty sizable numbers at this point. What if they foresee this and leave a contingency to protect the flags?
>>40311759"Fair Question. The Action Bastards can handle up to twice their number, so if they encounter more than 15 zombies, they have orders to retreat and wait for us. In that case, it will be more of a conventional battle where we scramble for possession and raid their base as much as we can with strike teams.
>>40311684>Nah, I'm good
>>40311684how many humans do we have?
>>40311809Sounds good then.However, if that were to happen, I feel we could still pretty easily take advantage of their respawn times.One heavy assault gives us an enormous time advantage.
>>40311684>Nah, I'm good>Wink at Rachel
>>40311865"With your 7, The Operators 9, The Agency's...9? THe Action Bastard's 7, Team Rekt's 5, and what freelancers are likely to show up, we can expect around 60 or so. That means the zombies are likely to have around 15 or so on us, but humans always have the advantage if it is less than 2:1 on open terrain. Zombies can only take an aware human with huge numbers, tactics, or stealth. Stay cool, and we will be fine."And with that, you go to the rest of the humans. Now that you are getting to know Mike better, you can see that he uses a different tone of voice when he is talking to the Humans as a whole. the 30 or so who had showed up are hyped and ready, and so, you approach the JungleWhere is your squad positioned?>take the front, we can take the heat>Guard a side, let the elders take the heat>Guard the back, someone has to do it, and we can handle it>Take the Middle, so we can be fresh for later>Stand with X Squad>Custom Option
>>40312075>Guard a side, let the elders take the heat
>>40312075>Guard the back, someone has to do it, and we can handle it
>>40312075>Guard the back, someone has to do it, and we can handle itrearguard best guard
Guard the back. Check out those choice booties.
>>40312099>>40312119>>40312138You approach the Jungle. You've never really been over here before. Each building here appears to be about 26 floors tall. You don't really give a shit about nature, but this place depresses you. It would be pretty shitty to live here, you feel. Your squad has taken the back, leaving the agency to take the front line, backed up by Mike's Minigun. The operators are taking each flank, with Rachel on the left side. roll a d20 for a spot check, please.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>40312246
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>40312246
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>40312246
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>40312246Daddy needs a new longshot...
Rolled 8 (1d20)rrrrolling
Success! It isn't you, but Andrew, who notices the zombies first."Three to our back left, Dude." With that, he PHHT! and hits one right between the eyes, before the other two run straight at you in an attempt to blitz, You take them down, and the two more that trailed after, then the three who tried to run away from this failed ambush."I'm getting pretty good with the blowgun, I guess."You are impressed with your blaster's new range. You were making shots you would have had to use physics to make before. Emily's blaster is about as strong as yours, too. between the three of you, the ambush attempt is easily foiled.Finally, you approach the Jungles narrow entryway. The time is 4:58, and what appears to be 50 zombies have massed for a charge, in hopes to wipe you out. You wait just outside the city, check your corners, change into a huge crescent shape, and begin the slow march in. >roll 3d20, +3+3+1+1=+8, please.
Rolled 15, 16, 13 + 8 = 52 (3d20 + 8)sure thing boss
Rolled 1, 6, 15 + 8 = 30 (3d20 + 8)>>40312427Rollin boss!
Rolled 7, 1, 9 + 8 = 25 (3d20 + 8)>>40312427
Rolled 20, 8, 4 + 8 = 40 (3d20 + 8)>>40312427That's a lot of bonuses...So glad we're a modder
Imma stop for a bit.
>>40312473>>40312469Jesus fucking Christ...
Well.It's been a good run.
>>40312584Isn't it best of?
>>40312445>>40312469>>40312473As of yet, you have not seen a battle like the one that just happened.NERF darts and Marshmallows flew through the sky thickly, and it was chaos for a few minutes. Zombie after Zombie came after you and your squad. When the dust settles, and you check on everything...The Humans are regrouping. The Agency is shattered. Only 3 remain standing Kyle has been tagged. The Operatives have fared a little better, losing only 2 more members. Mike and Rachel are still standing. But closer to home..."Sorry guys, my time is up, see you on the other side."Max tosses Andrew his blaster, and walks over to the zombies, before shouting "SHIT!" in addition, Hong dejectedly puts his blasters down and walks off to join the zombies. "HOOOOONNGG!" Gus screams. "Sorry little buddy. I'll see you at home. I promise I won't try to bite you, bros."The Resistance: Human Members:ReggieGusEmilyJulieAndrewZombie Members:HongMaxTotal casualties appear to be about 15.Mike looks grimly pissed when you have gathered all of the humans in you zone, marked with Red."The zombies still have 6 of the flags. Reggie, your squad and My squad are the only ones that can reasonably get through whatever guards the zombies left.">lets do this>holy shit we're outta here>refuse to go into more danger>Custom Option
>>40312647>lets do this
>>40312647>lets do thistime to rock and roll
>>40312695>>40312702>lets do thisthe fifteen of you move quickly into the zombie side of the map. Gus is PISSED. Julie is trying to remind him that cures exist, and that we can revive Hong and Max when he get them. Emily sticks closer to your side. Andrew hoists Max's rifle.There appears to be about 20 zombies in this courtyard, lurking around the three chalk circles. roll 3d20+7, please.
Rolled 17, 11, 5 + 7 = 40 (3d20 + 7)>>40312854
>>40312647>lets do thisMotherfuckers got Hong and Max.
Rolled 19, 5, 6 + 7 = 37 (3d20 + 7)>>40312854
Rolled 14, 14, 6 + 7 = 41 (3d20 + 7)>>40312854Daddy NEEDS that fucking Longshot!
let's hope we don't get ridiculous 1's again
>>40312875>>40312894>>4031290019, 14, 6 +7 =46
>>40312875Success!Powered by fury, you and your companions are able to mow down the zombies. many of you grab the flags and run them back to your team's welcoming embrace. "There better be a cure drop soon, thats all I can say" Gus mutters."Good work, Resistance." Mike says. "Now, The Operatives and AB are going to watch this until we win the mission. I suggest the rest of you get out of here, before the zombies respawn. We'll hole up in the DC until it closes, the zombies won't be able to sustain their whole horde that long. >OK, see you later Mike>That's bullshit, we are going to stay with you>Custom Option
NOOOOO NOT HONG AND MAX FUCK THIS CRUEL WORLD
>>40312968>Custom Optionyou sure you won't need our support? Any losses today will bite us in the ass tomorrow.
>>40312968>That's bullshit, we are going to stay with you>we haven't gotten near enough vengeance yet.
>>40313027"if we do this right there won't be any losses...and I don't know if you are ready to fight your friends yet. Go home, get away before Graham Lance sees you and tails you home.">Stay>Go
>>40313228>Stay We must avenge our fallen comrades.
>>40313228...And this is where we will stop for today! I have to get to bed, I have work tomorrow!Thanks for playing guys. This has been a really fun weekend of writing this shit.The next thread will be launching in a few days to give me time to plan out the next few steps. Expect me around 3:30 or so EST on Wednesday! In the meantime, I would love to know what you want to see more of, less of, and who best partner is. Thank you again guys!
>>40313228>Stayand let him stalk you home? He'll pick someone to tail so might as well make the decision atleast remotely challenging.
I'm hoping to get a rhino fire or Vulcan by the end of this. Full heavy gunner mode, with belts of darts covering our torso. Mod the heavy gun to have rocket launchers as well, in case we encounter a tank. we better get a nerf nuke to finish off the giant horde, or else we're get eaten
Rolled 14, 7, 13, 1, 15, 18, 2, 16, 9, 6, 15, 8, 14, 19, 12, 1, 2, 17, 15, 18, 15, 8, 12, 4, 14 = 275 (25d20)
Rolled 15, 9, 9, 17, 18, 10, 12, 16, 10, 15, 17, 6, 17, 2, 12, 8, 4, 14, 9, 17, 6, 20, 1, 7, 8 = 279 (25d20)>>40314855
Rolled 11, 12, 5, 4, 9, 18, 6, 18, 10, 13, 20, 9, 20, 5, 7, 18, 18, 5, 10, 1, 17, 16, 12, 4, 19 = 287 (25d20)>>40314871
Rolled 2, 18, 4, 5, 18, 3, 20, 19, 4, 10, 20, 14, 19, 17, 10, 10, 12, 4, 14, 7, 3, 1, 20, 1, 15 = 270 (25d20)>>40314900