Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=homeless+mutant+questPastebins:http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFighttp://pastebin.com/98mpGLrhhttp://pastebin.com/PmF43Sr1http://pastebin.com/JYrcDPPkYou are John James Green, mutant vagrant.Six days ago, the sky turned red and a Thor from another world flattened the city of Dammam.Sometimes stuff like this just happens, pretty much.The sky turning red pushed your exploits to the second page. The casualty reports that followed soon after – the scenes of Dammam collapsing into a burning crater, shots of two Thors fighting in the sky overhead – pushed you off the face of map, as far as relevant news is concerned. The Corsairs managed to get a few TV sets out in public, and you huddled together in the snow to watch the devastation unfold. Overhead, an eerie mirror-image of the planet Earth hung like an omen in the sky.It only lasted an hour. The alien Earth vanished and there was a worldwide Avengers announcement assuring the public that the invading Thor was indeed not ‘ours’, and the event, while tragic, had been brought to a close. Then it happened again merely a day later, and again, just ten hours after that. That time it stuck. Nothing appeared to wreak havoc on some unfortunate city, and the mirrored Earth was replaced by a great, black void cut in its proportions. There was another announcement, by Cap himself, stating that measures had been taken to ensure the safety of the planet, and that the Avengers – the real ones, and the fifty teams officially endorsed by SHIELD – were proceeding ‘offworld’ to resolve the situation.So, that happened. And now you’re here, on some rooftop near the edge of Brooklyn, following the sound of sirens.
>(2/2)A month or two ago, when you were all about keeping your head down, the red sky would probably have meant very little to you, practically speaking. You expected it to make people panicky, and it does, but not quite in the way you expected. After the initial panic, people shifted to a sort of slow boil while they went about their lives, the constant gnawing of the red waiting just under the surface of things. General opinion is that it’ll be okay – the Avengers will fix it. Stuff like this happens sometimes. It’ll be fine.That said, with a lot of antsy people literally seeing red all the time all day, things between the major syndicates have… escalated. And with no Avengers teams currently operating in New York, it’s been a bit of a free-for-all for anyone with a bright suit, a set of superpowers, and a will to use them in villainous pursuits.You leap over to the opposite roof, easily clearing the alley below. The sounds of gunfire snap and shriek through the night. “It should be just up ahead.” Says the Phantom, from the other end of your phone. “According to the witness reports going up on twitter, there’s around five of them.” You frown. That’s more of them than you. “I’ve been in touch with Cage. He and a friend are en route. Sit tight until then.” “Sure.”Volunteer work. You never thought you’d be doing volunteer work, but apparently the Agency and most like it have something of a policy regarding times like these. And since Remy straight-up vanished around the time of the third skyline incident, you guys are a little understaffed, so you’ve been running around NY doing lots of very dangerous stuff for no pay.Nearby, people shout and scream. You hear metal tearing.
>Present Time: 17:25 PM>Hunger Level: 3>Current Funds: $2,015>Solar Charge: 1/5>[ ] Sit tight. Wait.>[ ] Take a look at the trouble. >[ ] Sounds bad. You should move in.>[ ] Write in.
>>40175418>[ ] Sit tight. Wait.>[ ] Take a look at the trouble.Try to see with our Echo and senses, at least.
>>40175418>>[ ] Take a look at the trouble.I have never been so afraid in the way I am now.
>>40175448Me too.I love that GIF by the way. Very appropriate.
>>40175399>>no pay?NO pay?NO PAY!?what are we a commiee crackbitch mutie lizard hobo?>>40175418what we don't get solar energy with a red sky?fuck are food crops dying?hopefully big D is on the case and will save us all.>[ ] Take a look at the trouble. heat vision that through walls
>>40175418>>[ ] Take a look at the trouble.
>>40175399We must grab some freaking gear and weapons. Get bunch of wire, chain, and throwable stuff.also no pay? Wft?
>>40175418>>[ ] Take a look at the trouble.>>40175478Oh god, oh god. I should really be asleep but this is too terrifying to miss.
>>40175418>[ ] Sit tight. Wait.>[ ] Take a look at the trouble. >>40175448Probably the perfect reaction image, if you know the context. Black adder was a good series.
>>40175418>[ ] Take a look at the trouble. Welp, at the end of the day, we are still an ant among titans. Hell, spider man, with enough effort, could still probably beat us (he would definitely not get out unscathed but he'd probably win)
>>40175418>>[ ] Sit tight. Wait.>>[ ] Take a look at the trouble.Go invisible, obviously
>(1/2)>[X] Take a look at the trouble. Doesn’t sound all that great for anyone involved over there, does it? You could probably afford to get a little closer. Just to see what’s going on. Moving silently, you creep your way to the edge of the roof, surveying the scene unfolding below. Six cop cars idle in various states of disarray throughout the T-section, one of them thoroughly upturned and currently occupying several tables on the window-side of a coffee shop on the corner. The officers that aren’t on the ground and bleeding are toting heavy duty gear – bulletproof vests and rifles and stuff – and have clustered themselves behind three of their vehicles. The people they’re taking occasional potshots at are arrayed around the scene, blocking off the roads. There’s five of them, like the Phantom said, and they’re all women clad in various levels of clingy spandex and leather. They seem to have some sort of… snake person theme… going on. They don’t seem to be that bothered about the cops. Mostly, they seem to just be keeping them where they are – occasionally one of them keeps the police pinned down by casting a bolt of weird, arcing green light across the chassis' of the cars they’re huddled behind. Hmmm. You don’t know who any of these peeps are. But that’s okay. You have an app for that.
>(2/2)Pulling out your trusty Moon Phone, you train it on the scene. A slight whir indicates that it’s accessing facial recognition or something, and soon enough you get a bunch of short, succinct notes superimposed across the screen:>Moniker: Asp>Identity: Cleo Nefertiti>BIOELECTRICAL ENERGY PROJECTION>POROUS TOXIN EMISSION>ENHANCED AGILITY>Moniker: Black Mamba>Identity: Janis Sealy>MINOR TELEPATHY>NEGATIVE ENERGY PROJECTION>Moniker: Blanche Sitznski>Identity: Unknown>ENHANCED STRENGTH>ENHANCED DURABILITY>MALLEABLE SKELETON>Moniker: Princess Python>Identity: Zelda DuBois>PHEROMONE-BASED MANIPULATION (SNAKES)>ENHANCED AGILITY>Moniker: Death Adder>Identity: Unknown>ENHANCED STRENGTH>ENHANCED AGILITY>ENHANCED DURABILITY>ENHANCED SENSES>REPTILIAN PHYSIOLOGY>IMPLANTED TOXIN EMITTERSYou don’t think you like Death Adder at all. Something hits the roof behind you. The labored breathing and the specifics of its pulse tell you that it’s your partner for tonight. >roll a d5 please
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>40175899
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>40175899Rolling.
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>40175899
>>40175899Does JJ have a costume yet?If yes, please be either pic related or a black version of Moon Knight's costume with a yellow crescent on the forehead.
>>40175930We should go out of our way to make it as lame as possible, for example having it just be a bunch of second hand tourist apparel (A random big apple T-Shirt or one that says I heart NYC on it or something lame). As well as having one of those harry potter scarfs as a face mask, just to make it blatantly obvious we didn't put that much effort into planning for any of our life decisions.
>>40175930He'd need holes for his horns, of course. But I like it.
>>40175930No costume no mask we don't need it just cool shades we got super man levels of not being noticed we are still a dirty hobo.plus JJJ loves us and he hats masks
>>40175964Or to make it look like we're just a pretty tall 14 year old tourist from when Harry Potter was still popular.
>>40175930Isn't JJ's costume just him going invisible?
>>40175930I am fine with this costume.
>>40175985Those are powers, not a costume.>>40175981We're working with HMQverse Knights.I assume you have to have a costume.
what is our photo energy at?
>>40175930I still think we should impersonate Dr.Doom, cape, hood, iron mask, and gloves. Change them up a bit, but generally Doom like.
>>40176003Like T-Shirt Man?
Why would JJ need a mask? He's a mutant hobo with lizard parts. It's not like he has a secret identity to protect.
>>40176020That might get us into some shit.>>40176029The Terrific Tourist
We could become skeleton man! A super hero that is part man, part skeleton!
>>40176035No identifying info is better than some.
>>40176003masks are for criminals we are wanted just for being its an indictment of the government were some one who is illegal is doing good as him self because he has no secret identity to protect because the masked him would have more freedoms compiling more with laws than his unmasked self who is a criminal who has done nothing wrong( -drug smuggling youth)
>>40176080Your lack of punctuation hurts my brain.Please use full stops.
>5>and the winner is...The breath pounding in his lungs, Lucas takes a moment to steady himself, before trotting after you. You guess keeping up with you on foot is pretty difficult.You can’t help but be a bit amused by him. He’s assigned the task of protecting his identity to a torn, bright red bandana with a set of raggedy eye-holes poked through the fabric, wearing it atop his head in a manner that stirs vague recollections of Saturday mornings and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Of course, you doubt it has any real value, as there is nobody but Lucas in NY with the nerdish gall to wear this in combination with a Superman shirt and a red jacket. You guess it puts across the right impression. ‘Don’t shoot, I’m the good guy! The goodest guy!’ “Hey.” You nod to him across the rooftop. “Help should be here soon. You got a full tank?” “Yeah.” He replies, a brief flash of red light arcing between his eyes. “I just haven’t, uh, switched it on yet.” Good. You smell fear moving on the wind, and turn your attention to the street below. Cops are looking real nervous now – and for good reason. One of the snake women, the one with the costume that looks like it was ripped off an actual viper – is waving her arms about, directing a swarm of assorted serpents across the road towards them, circling them in. >[ ] Wait. You can’t fight these people alone, help is coming.>[ ] Maybe you could just pot-shot her from here then relocate, take some pressure off the cops.>[ ] Get closer to [insert target] so you can engage that one quickly.>[ ] Jump down and beat up some snake fetishists.>[ ] Write in.
>>40176020We really need to do more DOOM impersonations. I don't think we've done one for quite a while.
>>40176080>masks are for criminalsIron Man, Iron Fist, Moon Knight, Daredevil, Spider-Man, etc.
>>40176114>[ ] Maybe you could just pot-shot her from here then relocate, take some pressure off the cops.
>>40176120Spiderman is a criminal, a good criminal, but a criminal. Hell half of what he does is unarguably excessive force (you should not be beating the living shit out of somebody for purse theft or for non-violent robbery)
>>40176114>[ ] Wait. You can’t fight these people alone, help is coming.
>>40176017You have one charge at the moment.By the way, I'm generally leaving it to you guys to suggest using those. I may ask in certain instances if you want the extra kick, but generally, if you think it should be used don't hesitate to bring it up yourself.
>>40176114>[ ] Get closer to Asp or Black Mamba so you can engage that one quickly.Just stealth up behind one of them, kick them in the back of the leg hard enough to break it and then hop back out of retaliation range.
>>40176114>>[ ] Maybe you could just pot-shot her from here then relocate, take some pressure off the cops.
>>40176114>>[ ] Wait. You can’t fight these people alone, help is coming.
>>40176114>[ ] Maybe you could just pot-shot her from here then relocate, take some pressure off the cops.>[ ] Get closer to [insert target] so you can engage that one quickly.>[ ] Jump down and beat up some snake fetishists.Send Lucas after Asp, and snipe Death Adder and Black Mamba.
>[X] Maybe you could just pot-shot her from here then relocate, take some pressure off the cops.>??? Check>DC16>+5 modifier
>>40176114> Wait. You can’t fight these people alone, help is coming.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>40176314
Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>40176314Rolling
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>40176314
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>40176314WAAAAGH!!!
Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>40176314
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>40176314Rolling for targetting Black Mamba.Telepathy means she's the leader, and we don't want to tussle with ANOTHER negative energy user.
>>40176338Good idea. Anyone without durability as secondary target.
>>40176326Wrong bonus, but still a pass at least.
>>40176326Only half decent roll in the bunch, mistyped the modifier though, hope it still counts.
>>40176364>>40176367Ah. My bad.I must have mixed up the 6 in 16 with the +5.
>>40176326>18>success“Whoa, that doesn’t look good.” You hear the muscles tightening in Lucas’s legs, his entire rhythm changing. He really would just jump down there. “Yep.” You reply. “I’m taking a shot. We’ll move a little further down the street after, cool?” Lucas nods, a big, excited smile on his face. “Cool.”Slipping your shades down your nose, you focus your vision on the snakeokinetic (is that a word?) redhead apparently going by ‘Princess Python’. A lance of blue-white light streaks out over the street and slams straight into her chest, and she goes down instantly, her teammates freezing up in shocked silence. Immediately, the snakes layering the tarmac lose their uncanny sense of direction, some of stopping in their tracks, some of them even turning on one another.Apparently, the girl’s suit is Kelvar or something, because she’s not out cold. She drags herself up, pointing up at the building you’re perched upon and shouting something. You move. A burst of crackling, bright green light spirals across the roof, twisting like electricity as it snaps to and fro through the air. You and Lucas manage to leap back before it can do you any harm, but you notice the brickwork around you sizzle at its touch. Yikes. Running at full-pelt, the two of you move to the building on your left. It’s a little tall to jump to, so you land yourself on the fire escape hanging out over the street, slipping out of the visible spectrum before you come into sight. Lucas drops into the alley below, and you pick up the strange, distorted percussion of him absorbing the impact. You turn your attention to the criminal element. The snakes are spreading out now, obviously directed to search the street for interlopers. Hmmm. Snakes find stuff by tasting the air, don’t they? >[ ] Keep shooting and moving. She’s got to drop eventually.>[ ] Lead the snakes away from Lucas.>[ ] Sit tight.>[ ] ATTACK!>[ ] Write in.
>>40176522>[ ] Keep shooting and moving. She’s got to drop eventually.>[ ] Lead the snakes away from Lucas.Shoot and move, but get hte snakes away from Lucas too.
>>40176522Don't we have the animal whatever? Tell the snakes to fuck off.
>>40176522>[ ] ATTACK!What's the point of all these powers if we can't get down and dirty with them every now and then?
>>40176522>[ ] Keep shooting and moving. She’s got to drop eventually.Hit and run tactics here, we're buying time AND helping out the cops that way.
>>40176522>[ ] Keep shooting and moving. She’s got to drop eventually.Lucas can handle the 2 girls energy attacks.
>>40176522>>[ ] Keep shooting and moving. She’s got to drop eventually.>>[ ] Lead the snakes away from Lucas.
>>40176522>[ ] Keep shooting and moving. She’s got to drop eventually.We keep the heat off of Lucas by keeping her focused on us.Also, Crusty, if we use *visible* EM radiation, also known as light, could we blind some of the tougher dudes?>>40176563We're outnumbered five to two.
>>40176593>Also, Crusty, if we use *visible* EM radiation, also known as light, could we blind some of the tougher dudes?We could if we had one extrapolative.
Snakes find stuff by tasting the airGuess we could use invisibility and flight to mess with them or something.
>>40176562The animal whatever allows JJ to talk to animals but it doesn't make them do what he tells them to.
>>40176522>[ ] Use flight and invisibility to lure the snake girl alone and then wreck her.
>>40176562You don't have a high enough level of that to counter PP; she's the equivalent of L5 with snakes.You could try to intimidate them away from you personally though.
>>40176522Invisibility+ trow invisible bricks whit geo+super strength.We can trow stealth bricks at them without being see.Nope lasers.
>>40176598Yeah, we need more direct extrapolatives for some of our energy-based powers.Negative energy eye lasers when?>>40176609But what it does do is let us threaten animals away from our "pack".>>401765
>>40176690>Negative energy eye lasers when?Never.
>>40175418Aw yisssssssssss>[ ] Sounds bad. You should move in.
>>40176634>[ ] Write in.Try to lure the snake lady out of their direct line of sight. Then swoop down and grab her invisible and get some distance from them so her friends can't help her.
>>40176522>[ ] Keep shooting and moving. She’s got to drop eventually.Can't we focus on breaking a joint or something? Make her lose control from pain?I think I've been playing too much dwarf fortress.
>>40176706Little late with that one?
>>40176706Oh wow. That's embarrassing.
>>40176719>Dwarf fortressWe must cut off all her limbs then strangle her in till we are a master wrestler.
>>40176719>Can't we focus on breaking a joint or something?We can break bones with Level 3 OFB's>>40176748Or into Richie from the A History of Violence comic.
Looks like a mixup of>[X] Keep shooting and moving. She’s got to drop eventually.>[X] Lead the snakes away from Lucas.You guys want to hit PP with>[ ] Eye lasers.>[ ] Thrown stuff.
>>40176748I've been having way too much fun in adventure mode shattering someone's knees with a hammer and then kiting around them ditching rocks at their face until they die.
>>40176760>[ ] Eye lasers.At her head.
>>40176760Thrown stuff, let's get those trick shots going.
>>40176760>You guys want to hit PP with>[ ] Eye lasers.>[ ] Thrown stuff.Both?
>>40176760>[ ] Eye lasers.Being able to bend the beams will help throw off were we are shooting from.
>>40176760>[ ] ComboKeep them guessing.If they think there are twenty guys shooting at them, we're winning.
>>40176760>[X] Keep shooting and moving. She’s got to drop eventually.>[ ] Thrown stuff.Invisible thrown stuff so we cant be targeted until we get out of range in witch we can be shoot at.
>>40176760>>[ ] Eye lasers.
>>40176765It's how I start all my adventures, cut some dudes leg off then strangle him for 5 hours.
>>40176760>[X] Keep shooting and moving. She’s got to drop eventually>[ ] Thrown stuff.I feel like we don't throw enough stuff.
>>40176828Why would we throw shit when we have punch lasers?
>>40176844Trick shots are cool.Be Trash Can Captain America.
>>40176844You realize we can trow stuff harder, and more precise, than lasers, + they are freaking invisible?We can 360 no scope invisible cannon ball.
>>40176760>[ ] Thrown stuff.
Hmmm. Exactly even. I guess that's one OFB shot and one trick shot.>>40176844Theoretically, if you ever wanted to impale someone from very far away, throwing stuff would be more up to the job. A thrown piece of rebar would have been better against Mr. Negative. Anyhow,>Various Check>DC16>+3 modifier
>>40176844We only have level 2 eye beams which means that JJ's normal punches are much stronger than eye beams. Depending on what we throw we can do more damage with geo vision.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>40176911
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>40176911Remember, Ms. Negative gets the brick.
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>40176911
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>40176911
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>40176911
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>40176870Hah, invisible trash can in the face is too fun not to do.>>40176911
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>40176911Check yourself before you...
>>40176934...does this count since >>40176921 and >>40176929 didn't have the correct modifiers?
>>40176965No. My roll counted and I fucked up the modifier.Read the thread before you ask questions.
>>40176965no.as long as its the correct die that was rolled, it counts.
>>40176965Nope.This would have been a perfectly valid roll.
Always gotta have some asshole begging to switch to easy mode.There is no easy mode for lizard crackbitch hobos.
Rolled 4 + 999999999 (1d20 + 999999999)>>40176999Of course I forgot to add 'dice+'.Nice trips, though.
>>40176937We should put our allies in trash cans, and trow them at people, interchangeably with plain trashcans.Call it invisible jack in a box special.
>>40177024Don't use empty trashcans, use trashcans full of bricks or dirt or something of roughly the same weight.
>>40177107Que: Man who thinks flimsy door will do any worthwhile protection against anything other than melee weaponry. Also really wants a face full of glass.
>>40177154Get an armored car door from one of the mafia cars.
>>40177169>Ambush mafia>Steal their doorslol. Good idea, if we have the opportunity.
>(1/2 possibly 3)>>40176931>19>noiceYou grimace, and wrap your fingers around the frame of the fire escape. With a grunt of exertion, you tear free two of the metal bars lining the sides of the platform, the rain-worn steel coming loose with a little application of strength. You remember one major thing about your fight with Mr. Negative – the whole time, you were wishing you had something on hand with hit him with.Time to stupid. Your muscles roil under your skin, and you leap down from your perch, glancing a quick blast in the redhead’s direction as you plummet down toward the street below. You catch her around her shoulder, spinning her about – not perfect, but it makes her scream in frustration (and probably pain). Before you hit the ground, you tuck yourself in and slam your feet against the lowermost fire escape platform, shunting your momentum outward. You sail across the street and land safely in the middle of the road, rolling once or twice before you’re back on your feet. Of course, all that effort has left you very visible. The snakes converge upon you, but you release an almost reflexive hiss, and they give you a wide berth. “He’s – he’s there!” Clutching her shoulder and wincing painfully, ‘Princess Python’ jabs a scale-gloved finger in your direction. “My snakes won’t get near him!” “On it!” The tallest one – the one with the green skin and the huge, spiny tail – charges across the street toward you. “Keep the heat on the pigs!” Oh. That would be Death Adder.
>(2/2)Behind her, the girl in white – Asp, apparently – releases a constant, sustained burst of crackling green electricity that lashes at the cops and their barricade. Right. You can’t keep the snakes away forever, and you can’t keep sniping Python if ‘Death Adder’ (Christ how edgy) gets to grips with you. Hmmm. Squinting, you tilt your posture back, and hurl one of the metal poles. It whips through the air, passing straight by Death Adder as the reptilian girl bulldozes her way toward you. You don’t want to put it straight through anyone’s chest, so you adjusted your aim a little, and it ‘skips’ off the hood of an intervening cruiser, changing its angle of approach minutely. Instead of sticking Princess Python to whatever’s behind her, its spin lands one of its blunt lengths straight across her forehead. Conk. She crumples into unconsciousness without a moment’s swooning.You focus on the oncoming Death Adder. >What have you been working on this past week?>[ ] Laura’s taught you some defensive martial arts.>[ ] Laura’s taught you some offensive martial arts.>[ ] Daredevil’s been teaching you to hit people with sticks.>[ ] You’ve been working out, gettin’ huge.
>>40177279>Daredevil’s been teaching you to hit people with sticks.hanging out with matt murdock gives me an erection
>>40177279>[ ] You’ve been working out, gettin’ huge.
>>40177279>[ ] Daredevil’s been teaching you to hit people with sticks.
>>40177154I think that's why he has goggles and his face wrapped up.
>>40177290Yeah, but goddamn I want JJ to get beefy huge too.>>40177279Can I choose two options, Crusty?Mainly>[ ] Daredevil’s been teaching you to hit people with sticks.>[ ] You’ve been working out, gettin’ huge.
>>40177279>[ ] Daredevil’s been teaching you to hit people with sticks.We still have a pole, and he doesn't.Of course, this would be easy if we had Sonic Scream.
>>40177279>>[ ] Laura’s taught you some offensive martial arts.
>>40177279>[ ] Daredevil’s been teaching you to hit people with sticks.>[ ] You’ve been working out, gettin’ huge.>>40177318Easy is boring
>>40177279>>[ ] Daredevil’s been teaching you to hit people with sticks.
>>40177279>[ ] Daredevil’s been teaching you to hit people with sticks.>tfw we throw a stick at someone, and it ricochets off the dome of their head, performing a ridiculous series of bounces and lands once more in our hand
>>40177279>[ ] You’ve been working out, gettin’ huge.>[ ] Daredevil’s been teaching you to hit people with sticks.Can we have both? A working relationship with Daredevil and delicious sexy abs?
>>40177335I'm not that anon, but JJ being able to wreck motherfuckers would be great.>>40177335Big boost to confidence.>>40177279>[ ] Daredevil’s been teaching you to hit people with sticks.>[ ] You’ve been working out, gettin’ huge.I don't see why we can't do both.
Even if we have been working out, it's only been a week. How many gains could we have seriously made in a week?
>>40177279>>[ ] Laura’s taught you some defensive martial arts.
>>40177380JJ's a fast learner.
>>40177279>>[ ] Daredevil’s been teaching you to hit people with sticks.>>[ ] You’ve been working out, gettin’ huge.
>>40177360Still boring, besides, he already had the confidence boost from the goblin episode
>[ ] Daredevil’s been teaching you to hit people with sticks.Blindfolded.
>[X] Daredevil’s been teaching you to hit people with sticks.Kali time. >Combat Check>DC16>+3 modifier
>>40177279>>[ ] Laura’s taught you some offensive martial arts.We are claw person. Sticks would be nice, but hem claws.
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>40177411
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>40177411Ohno
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>40177411
>>40177422OH YES 22
>>40177279>daredevil has been teaching you how to hit people with sticks. As a wise man once said, speak softly and carry a big stick
>>40176965no, that's never been the case in Crusty's quest, ever. You roll the appropriate die, your roll counts.
>>40177380Enough. Seriously, in like two days we became proficient in two different styles of martial arts. JJ learn good.
>>40177422Man, so when is the other shoe going to drop and JJ's nemesis Crackbitch going to appear?
>>40177555At the worst possible time.Just wait for it anon.
>>40177555Who knows? I've rolled the last two best rolls so I could take a break and it might happen
>>40177555Why, when you least expect it of course!
Does training with Daredevil mean that JJ's better with the echolocation now?
>>40177634I hope so.
>>40177534Yeah, but only because we have an extrapolative that specifically enables us to be a superhuman martial arts learner.We ain't getting Armstrong strong in anything less than a lifetime or more X-Points.>>40177555>"It was me, JJ! It was me all along!"
>>40177628Holy shit this is like at least a manslaughter charge.
>>40177698I don't know, with photo charges we may be able to push our body past limits it normally couldn't go to, and then heal from said limits and build up muscle mass. Just a thought.
>(1/2)>>40177422>unnatural 20>praise Amon-Jahad>praise Adad-JahadIn the brief moment you have before Death Adder is upon you, you consider breaking your little improvised weapon up into two even littler weapons, but decide against it. According to the Moon Phone, the lady has things called ‘toxin emitters’ built into her. You think you want to stay as far away as possible from anything that emits toxins. She moves as a blur. She’s not dumb, this one – she comes at you poised for a swing of those big, nasty claws on the ends of her fingers, but at the last second she skids to a halt and pirouettes, bringing the immense weight of her tail around on your flank. You see it coming, though – something in her body language just speaks to you – and you vault over its sweep. As you pass over her head, you swat her across the side of her head with your weapon. She grunts in pain, her head jolting slightly to one side. The sound and general feel you get from the impact is about what you’d expect from striking solid stone. You land, and immediately slap one end of the bar across her back, eliciting yet another angry snarl from the woman.
>>40177628What is the context of this gif?
>(2/2)Whirling around, she hops adroitly from offensive to offensive, swiping at you with her claws. She’s fast, and agile, and she’s clearly realized that you’re just as nimble, because most of your attempts to counter result only in superficial slaps across her flanks. Her tail works constantly to offset her weight, allowing her to sway away from your attempts to land a solid hit.Behind you, the sounds of fighting intensify. You hear Lucas charging from his hiding place. You guess the cavalry is here. Leaning away from a swipe of her tail, you manage another sharp blow across the side of Death Adder’s face, this time leaving a slight spot of bruising upon her otherwise pristine features. She doesn’t appear to be going down, though…>[ ] Full offensive. You heal good, right?>[ ] Full defensive, keep her occupied.>[ ] Full opportunist, only go for sure hits. >[ ] Change tactics completely [insert].
>>40177773>[ ] Full opportunist, only go for sure hits.Be as annoying as can be.
>>40177773>>[ ] Full defensive, keep her occupied.
>>40177758 Dunno, found it on /wsg/. Trolling irl.
>>40177773>[ ] Full opportunist, only go for sure hits.See if we can sneak in a grab, wrench a limb out of place or tazer her or something.
>>40177773>>[ ] Full defensive, keep her occupied.>>[ ] Full opportunist, only go for sure hits. >>[ ] Change tactics completely [insert].Keep on the defensive, but mix pole-jabbing, lasers, and thrown stuff in with it.
>>40177773>>[ ] Full opportunist, only go for sure hits.Don't want to find out how strong her toxin is and how long it will take to flush out of JJ's system.
>>40177773>>[ ] Full opportunist, only go for sure hits.If it works for Spidey, it'll work for us
>>40177773>>[ ] Change tactics completely [insert].>>IMA CHARGAIN MUH LAZORZ
>>40177773>[ ] Full defensive, keep her occupied.
>>40177773>[ ] Full opportunist, only go for sure hits.Toxins man, sure we can heal but they'll likely slow us down long enough for that not to matter.
>>40177773>>[ ] Full opportunist, only go for sure hits.Don't want to go on the defensive and get hit with toxin, no thanks.
>>40177773>[ ] Full defensive, keep her occupied.Add some electrical jolts to these hits.All well and good trying to follow up when your muscles seize.
>>40177773>>[ ] Change tactics completely [insert].Let yourself get disarmed as a distraction and deploy claws.
>>40177773>>[ ] Full opportunist, only go for sure hits.
>>40177723But why would you want to, really? It won't do much for JJs strength since he is already way over human levels thanks to his mutation. So all it will do is alter appearance (in a way not very convincing if we want to continue passing as a hobo).Hell, it might even have negative side effects because too much mass limits your flexibility - though that is probably countered by Enhances Agility
>>40177773>>[ ] Full opportunist, only go for sure hits.and>[ ] Change tactics completely, go invisible.
>>40177773Use taserhands to electrify our weapon
>>40177773>[ ] Full defensive, keep her occupied.If we can't get good hits in, we can use our claws to bleed her out. She'll tire quick after that.
Shame we don't have Natural Weaponry Lvl 3. Now would be a great time for the tail to show up.
>>40177773>[ ] Full opportunist, only go for sure hits.Make jokes too.
>>40177835Strength can still be improved by working out. This has been confirmed.As for hobodom: being fit and muscled does not mean he will bulk up stupid amounts. In the time given, JJ would have probably just got muscle toned stage.JJ also has contortion extrap. Flexibility is not a concern.
>>40177835What? It wouldn't just alter our appearance, if JJ works out and eats right, his upper limit for superhuman strength increases. This has been established
Okay, looks like:>[X] Full opportunist.>[X] Electrical Burst!Speaking of applying powers, do you wish to Praise the Sun? Y/N?
>>40177835Nigga learn to read the archives, we can get gains on superhuman strength.
>>40177912yes, knock this bitch down
>>40177912YPraise it faggot.
>>40177912Can we vote for using it after the roll? Would reduce a lot of useless posting.
>>40177912Y, praise the sun
>>40177912Nyet, Dmitri.Solar Charge is for the glory of the Motherland.
>>40178007Then we'd only do things that rolled well. This system is better.
Looks like you're praising.>Combat Check>DC16>+5 modifier
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>>40178007No, since that would be like deciding how hard you try to through a punch after seeing whether it landed or not.
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>>40178062GODDAMMITSorry everyone.>>40178048Karma, please.
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>40178048>>40178059Oh hey, looks like we->>40178062KARMA, KARMA, KARMA!
>>40178062dose this count or not since we chose to be agile
>>40178062Oh Crackbitch, how I missed you !
>>40178062NOOOOOO.Do we have karma?Also why are we doing this for free, and why are we visible,and in melee combat?
>>40178114Fuckers like you jinxed this to happen!!!
>>40178062MEDIOCRE.You have ONE Karma Point at present. Do you wish to spend Karma?
>>40178062Are we crack bitch proof for this roll since we decided to go agile?
>>40178106I dunno.>>40178048Is this crackbitch proof 'cause it's agility and not offense or defense?
>>40178124Because we have a lot of combat powers, super strength, healing factor, and fighting sticks.
>>40178138Yes. Can't afford screw-ups with supers.
>>40178124Because JJ wanted to work the Phantom Agency, and he generally does the shit we're doing without pay anyway?
>>40178138I vote for Phasing
>>40178138YIt's moterfucking mutant poison.>>40178164And they also apply on ranged attacks, witch we have abilities for, and works with our base abilities.
>>40178124I do not know why we are doing this for free. I suppose we are suddenly as rich as Batman and can survive without income.
Alright then, that's a resounding Yes to karma. >Karma Spent! You have ZERO Karma remaining!Gimme the reroll /tg/.
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>>40178200>>40178220>>40178124>>40175399>And since Remy straight-up vanished around the time of the third skyline incident, you guys are a little understaffed, so you’ve been running around NY doing lots of very dangerous stuff for no pay.
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>>40178124Because people need help, aren't in a position to pay, and because JJ is a good guy who'd do this anyway?
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>40178235I can't roll shiiiiiiiiiiit!
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>40178235For Mother!
>>40178248Right, but JJ could've just said 'no, I'm not picking up my coworkers slack for no pay' yet he did anyway
>>40178251Karma well spent in my book.
>>40178206Don't wear it out, anon. Once every three threads is enough.>>40178220Why do you think we attacked Mr. Niggative's crib for free? It's because JJ is a good guy who doesn't seem to hesitate putting himself in harm's way to save others. At least he has been so far.And if you read the thread properly, you'll see ge turned visible from the exertion as he attacked Snaketitses and moved into melee to cover Luke.>>40178312That's a very asshole thing to do.
>>40178312Because he's a good guy who knows that people will need protecting in this uncertain time.Plus I think Phantom will give out some sort of compensation.
>>40178254>aren't in a position to pay90% of them are in better housing and monetary situation than us, and can take out a loan, or insurance, or some sort of government support, unlike us.>>40178312Remy works as superhero for free?Also why are we fighting mutants for good of humans, when humans are trying to kill us again? I bet the policeman are gonna attack us, as soon as the mutants stop the suppressing fire on them.
>>40178312>but apparently the Agency and most like it have something of a policy regarding times like theseAnd then he would've gotten fired, or at the very least gotten a new asshole ripped open verbally by the Phantom. It's in character for him to act altruistic.
>>40178312>>40178341It would've been, and that's why I'm pointing it out. Believe me, I'm against JJ going full mercenary
>>40178358Dude, your really not the brightest bulb in the box are you?You can chant Money Money Money all you want but that does not change the character trying to save lives.
>>40178358Because we're human too you jerk. Also these mutants are being an ass also.
>>40178341"Sure, I am homeless and have people that depend on me for their survival but I'd love to go out and health and life for absolutely no compensation what so ever."Yeah, a complete asshole thing to not refuse.
can we at least loot some jewelry from the villains we defeat?
>>40178358Because these mutants are making us look bad? Because we're a homeless nigger and even we don't try to rob people? Because JJ isn't a part of the brotherhood or Julian's gang, and is all 'rah rah mutant power'?
>>40178401Anon, when you're in a position to save lives and refuse to do it because it inconveniences you, you automatically attain Rand Paul levels of douchebag.
>>40178401It's completely in character for JJ to assist people for no compensation when given the opportunity to, human or mutie or whatever the fuck cthulu lovecraft abomination from deep space.
>>40178401You must be a new player. You couldn't be this stupid otherwise.
>>40178401If there isn't any public order, money starts losing value quickly. It's better to build rapport and connections now, especially for a detective agency.Also, if it comes to it, we can always raid for food.
>>40178341>attacked Mr. Niggative's crib for freeMothefucker was butchering mutants for drugs, that make people explode like bombs. That's not out of goodness of heart, that's self preservation.>>40178446We are not fucking human, and not treated as such, by most of the population, and law. You are forgetting this is Marvel werse, not RL. Humans are huge dicks, with just couple of exceptions.
>>40178401Oh hey, remember the dozens of other times we helped people for no pay? Remember the orphanage? We could've just said 'fuck this' and made Layla go back, but we did the altruistic thing and investigated the issue.
>>40178358Mugga, most of the members of Serpent Society we have here aren't mutants. Most of their powers are based on Snake charming, enhancing surgery and unkown.
>>40178472Pretty sure we've had morons since thread 1.
>>40178496>Mothefucker was butchering mutants for drugs,We don't know that nor do we have proof.And JJ is human.
I am not all that bothered by us doing it for free. I would just have liked a say in the matter is all.
>>40178516I thought some of them were just a Phase.
>>40178496Did I say we were human you pretentious fuck? Yes, humans are huge dicks, but JJ has of yet to fully lash out and accept Brotherhood ideology
>>40178516Yeah, but those morons know what JJ is like and so turn their stupidity elsewhere.
>>40178496>That's not out of goodness of heartReread the thread he found out about that. His reaction wasn't "oh shit I might be next" it was "this is horrible and it must stop"You know, because he isn't a sociopath, which I'm starting to suspect you are.
JJ does it for free
>>40178537Eh, it was a time skip. I'm willing to accept it based on the fact that it would not have been out of character for JJ to do so
>>40178546ups, sorry I meant >>40178399Must have somehow missclicked.
>>40178528>mutant>humanyou are mistaken my mutant loving friend.
>>40178649No. He's human and a mutant.Mutant human.
surely there must be some way of making a tiny bit of profit from this whole superhero stuff. i say we loot the snake ladies after we defeat them.
>>40178649So if I have six toes, does that make me homo superior now?
>>40178667Man I think I'm going to have to round up a posse to lynch you, talking like that.
>>40178537If we vote on every single little detail, we'd deteriorate to REQM levels of pacing.Also reminder that if they can interbreed to produce fertile offspring, any animal pairs are considered to belong to the same species, scientifically speaking. Also there are nice humans. It's the nam3less civilians that are all huge assholes.
>>40178688Nah, we have cash for days. If they have spur change, maybe we could grab some of it, but I'd rather not see if Karma goes negative.
>>40178702No, because you don't have the 'X-gene', you're just a shitty old-style mutant, who doesn't have superpowers, but probably won't be burned alive by Marvel Civilians
>>40178702Only if that toe is psychic.
>>40178649Man, I didn't know being albino meant that I was abhuman. THE MORE YOU KNOW
>>40178728>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33357812/#p33360555>You keep yourself from reminding that mutants are technically still human,
>>40178769Nah, that just gets you eaten by cannibals to try cure aids.
>>40178758Having mutated or slightly different genes does not make you a separate race unto yourself, or man and women wouldn't be considered one race you stupid fuck.
>>40178820Man I don't care what some mutant thinks.
>>40178842okay, I kek'd, good baiting anon
>(1/2)>>40178251>19>not mediocreYou breathe in, try to mediate the flow of adrenaline through your veins, and focus on being one step ahead of her. Nothing good will come getting pumped full of deadly mutant toxins because you got careless and tried to end this quick. You try to think like Laura does. Death Adder leaps at you, and you pirouette aside, swatting away her tail as she curls it about to strike you in the midst of your arc. You catch a glimmer of a smile cutting across her face as she spins around to rake at you with her claws, a set of no-doubt venomous fangs flashing eagerly in her mouth. High heartrate, palpable waves of adrenaline in her sweat, minor flexes in her musculature that speak to you of something like hunger – on some level, she’s enjoying this. Well, you can’t have that. There is no fun allowed in this battle.She swipes, and you flick your weapon down to intercept, cracking it over her wrist. Concentrating, you release a brief pulse of electricity through the implement. The woman yelps in surprise and pain, recoiling instinctively, and you see your opening open up. You jab the pole straight at her stomach. Her toned abdomen shares more in common with masonry than muscle, but it’s a solid it, and she skids a few feet backward, the air leaving her lungs in a sharp, hoarse gasp. She recovers quickly, but you keep dancing one step ahead of her, occasionally prodding her with an annoying zap of electricity. Gradually, the enjoyment fades from her features, and is replaced by a mounting frustration that bunches like barbed wire in her physique, ready to uncoil.
>>40178758Explain how many albino people there are in Marvel that aren't mutants. That's the lynchmob's reasoning.
>(2/2)Eventually, she’s had enough, and one of your jabs is answered by a cry of anger. She rushes you, swinging her tail around over her head. It scythes through the air, passing an inch from your face, and you know that this is your moment. You reach deep, prying into your core, and you feel the sun rise in your chest. Streaks of twisting, almost fiery bioluminescence extend through your flesh, blooming from the center of your chest. For a moment, the smell of lilies and… something else… becomes overpowering, even for you, and you feel your limbs quaking with barely-controlled strength. Her eyes go wide as you slip in close and slam your weapon straight across her stomach. She flies off her feet, pitching backwards through the air as through caught in the path of an invisible wrecking ball. You feel bones creak and splinter – both in your arm, and in her chest – and the steel bar in your hand snaps cleanly in half. That’s a cool thing you can do now. Death Adder crumples to the ground, gasping and wheezing as she struggles to pick herself up. The glow clings to your skin as you advance on her. She glances up, panic evident in her eyes, and forces up a weak smile. “Y-know… you have a sort of lizard thing going, and – and we have an opening, so…” Uh, nope. You bring the remaining half of your weapon around over the back of her head. She slumps down into unconsciousness.>??? Check>DC 15>+4 modifier
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>>40178920"Well, I mean technically they are a mutant--"YEAH GET THEM--""B-but the regular kind! THE REGULAR KIND! ...oh god what I done."
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>>40178945>“Y-know… you have a sort of lizard thing going, and – and we have an opening, so…” >Uh nopeWow Crusty maybe we wanted to join the Srepent Society. How come you didn't let us vote on it you inconsiderate tyrant!
>>40178830Yes, and at no point did I say they were. Old-style mutants are just odd humans who probably work in a circus, and no point did I say there were a separate race.Marvel mutants are technically also still homo-sapiens, because the title homo-superior is made up, to promote mutants.
>>40179035Because Magneto is an utter tool.
>>40179066He's even part of the reason why mutants in America have it so shitty, given his many terrorists attacks. The other part is Marvel civilian stupidity
>>40179035Sorry man, there were some anons saying that mutants weren't human, and it's hard to tell who said what on an anonymous image board.
>>40179089And arseholes fueling the fire to benefit their own power and wealth.
>>40178945>Uh, nope. Oh yes! Homeless Lizard Death Squad Quest!
>>40179026>>40179137It's okay anons, in an alternate universe JJ joined the Serpent Society and had a harem of snake bitches to call his own
>>40179137We already have enough of that with Moony and being a hardcore-mothafuckin-gansta.
>>40179160>implying he'd ever leave best girl >implying he'd make Laura cry
>>40179026Kinesics probably told us she's lying to save her own ass.
>>40179186>" make Laura cry"A crime punishable by having uncle logan turn you into a meat slab.
>>40179186>implying alt JJ caresHe only needs snake bitchs
>>40179242I wonder when we will meet uncle Logan.
>>40178976>17>successThe breath sags in your chest. You can’t help but flinch slightly – your arm stings something mighty after that last blow. Before you can catch your breath and turn back to the rest of the crisis, you feel a familiar, white-hot warning passing up your spin, and you throw yourself back instinctively. A spear of… of ink? Of liquid shadow?... rises up out of the tarmac below your feet, bristling slicing noiselessly through the air. It flexes, twisting like a snake, and lashes out, keeping you back. The woman in the black leather, the one identified as ‘Black Mamba’, rises from the tarmac like a creature straight out of gothic literature, the road seeming to twist and flux around her. She shoots you a very pointed look before her arms close around Death Adder’s unconscious form, and the two of them fade back into the tarmac. Huh.Noticing that the gunfire has stopped, you turn around. The snake chicks are gone. Lucas, looking almost surprised as you are, stands beside one of the cruisers, her outline seething with red light. Cage (his name isn’t T-Shirt Man, apparently) is nearby, nursing a dark scorch upon his shoulder, and his ‘friend’, Iron Fist is… jogging toward the cops. You guess you won?>[ ] “Yo Superman let’s go!” You doubt the cops want to talk to you.>[ ] Or maybe they do? Is it cool for you to be just take a breather? >[ ] Phone the Phantom, update her.>[ ] Write in.
>>40179281>[ ] Phone the Phantom, update her.
>>40179281>[ ] “Yo Superman let’s go!” You doubt the cops want to talk to you.>[ ] Phone the Phantom, update her.
>>40179281>[ ] “Yo Superman let’s go!” You doubt the cops want to talk to you.If they want to talk, they can yell after us.>[ ] Phone the Phantom, update her.
>>40179281>[ ] Or maybe they do? Is it cool for you to be just take a breather? >[ ] Phone the Phantom, update her.
>>40178981Damn it feels good to be a lizard, cuz real gangsta ass lizards play their cards right
>>40179281>>[ ] Phone the Phantom, update her.
>>40179281>bristling slicingFFFFFFF- god dammit this is what happens when you have two different ideas for what something should look like and you decide on one just to keep things moving.
>>40179281>>[ ] Phone the Phantom, update her.>>[ ] Write in.ask Cage if he is alright.
>>40179339Bishop, not Cage.
>>40179281>[ ] Or maybe they do? Is it cool for you to be just take a breather? Come on guys, its time to start taking babby steps towards legitimacy
>>40179281>>[ ] “Yo Superman let’s go!” You doubt the cops want to talk to you.We do not have a good track record for cops not shooting us after we save their arses.>Lucas, looking almost surprised as you are, stands beside one of the cruisers, her outline seething with red light.>herSupes, is there something you wanna tell us?
>>40179376Seconded.Also call Phantom and update her.
>>40179281>>[ ] Or maybe they do? Is it cool for you to be just take a breather?
>>40179409But this time they literally just watched us save their asses.From green lightning! You know who has green lightning? Plo koon. And hes a badass.
>>40179281>>[ ] Or maybe they do? Is it cool for you to be just take a breather? >>[ ] Phone the Phantom, update her.that awkward moment when the cop we saved from Laura when she went berserk is there
>>40179281>Or maybe they do? Is it cool for you to be just take a breather? >[ ] Phone the Phantom, update her.
>>40179281>[ ] Or maybe they do? Is it cool for you to be just take a breather? >[ ] Phone the Phantom, update her.I want to see JJ drop spaghetti all over officers of the law
>[X] “Yo Superman let’s go!”>[X] Phone the Phantom.Might be a bit longer than usual. Got a quick errand to run.
>>40179443I hope so.We can flip him off and walk away smug.
>>40179460Reread them votes crusty
>>40179462no that guy tried to stop his partner from shooting us its his partner that we flip off
>>40179281>[ ] Or maybe they do? Is it cool for you to be just take a breather? >[ ] Phone the Phantom, update her.Try to be a real hero.
>>40179460read nigga read we talking to the cops
>>40179509Ah okay.I thought you were talking about Jerry.>>40179460Recount those votes.And hurry it up. We're in autosage.
Back, and >writing>>40179503>>40179525Don't worry, I just copypasted the wrong bit of text.
>>40179588Answer the Ask.FM questions, too, when you get the chance, please.
>>40179459"Do you have a conceal and carry permit for that spaghetti sir? Sir, don't move! The spaghetti has been dropped, open fire!"
>>40179355I think it's Lucas and Cage, they are both there. It's confusing
>>40179775I know Lucas is there.I must have missed Cage showing up.
>>40179783>Cage (his name isn’t T-Shirt Man, apparently) is nearby, nursing a dark scorch upon his shoulder, and his ‘friend’, Iron Fist is… jogging toward the cops.Iron Fist too
>>40179775>>40179783>I AM HERE!
>>40179809I CTRL-F'd it and found the post.Thanks anyway, though!
>>40179826are you a sexy cat?
>(1/2)You make your way toward Lucas, watching Iron Fist’s dialogue with the cops in the corner of your eye. At first, they don’t seem all that bothered with you – you imagine they’re mostly just thankful to be alive, conscious, and not bitten all over by poisonous snakes.“Hey, Man of Steel, you alright?” Lucas turns to you, the glow of his power gradually receding. He’s breathing hard, but you can’t see any signs of real injury on him. He’s probably better for wear than you are, to be honest – a notion supported by the big, almost dreamlike smile on his face. “That was awesome.” He says, squeezing out between heavy breaths. “I-I just took on the Serpent Squad!” The what? Man, y’know, whatever. Something about his sheer enthusiasm is infectious. You can’t help but smile in return. You guess it was sort of awesome.“Yeah.”
>(2/2)The cops are eying you now. Keeping your senses honed on them, you fish out your phone and call the Phantom. She picks up quickly, and it doesn’t take you long to give her the rundown on things. Apparently, from what she can tell on her end, the ‘Serpent Squad’ were hired to keep the cops busy while the Russians hit one of Owlsey’s properties. Messy, messy. “According to Cage, Daredevil should be there now.” She pauses, and you hear her slump back slightly in her seat. “I’d say that’s it for you, though. Honestly, I’m sorry for even calling you up on this, it’s just… everyone in the Agency agreed that we’d play by certain rules when we got started, and this is one of them.” She could’ve mentioned it, thinks the malicious, deep-down part of you.“…It’s fine.” But you guess no one really expects the sky to turn read and everything to go insane. Cops are getting antsy. None of them are making a move, but you can see that the talk between them and Iron Fist is turning impassioned. To their credit, they don’t really look like they WANT to do anything, but…>Present Time: 17:40 PM>Hunger Level: 4>Current Funds: $2,015>Solar Charge: 0/5>[ ] Skedaddle home. >[ ] Ask if you should help Daredevil.>[ ] Ask if there’s anything else you should help with.>[ ] Skedaddle to get some food.>[ ] Write in.
>>40179990>>[ ] Ask if you should help Daredevil.I want more funtime adventures with Matt
>>40179990>[ ] Ask if you should help Daredevil.>[ ] Ask if there’s anything else you should help with.>[ ] Skedaddle to get some food.
>>40179990>[ ] Skedaddle to get some food.
>>40179990>>[ ] Ask if you should help Daredevil.>[ ] Ask if there’s anything else you should help with.
>>40179990>>[ ] Ask if you should help Daredevil.Honestly, we should bring up the fact that the cops shouldn't have to deal with this shit anyway. The job of having to shoot bullets at superhumans who can kill you with a thought is terrible, and also why SHIELD has such a great healthcare plan.
>>40179990>Skedaddle to get some food, away from the cops, while talking on the phone>[ ] Ask if you should help Daredevil.>[ ] Ask if there’s anything else you should help with.
>>40179990>>>[ ] Ask if you should help Daredevil.Light support only, because we need to heal our arm, before big fights. My capcha was pasta or noodles.
>>40180007Knock some heads then get pushed agianst the wall and fucked silly by Murdock.
>>40179990>>[ ] Ask if you should help Daredevil.DD is cool for training us, I'm fine with backing him up if he needs it
>>40179990>>[ ] Ask if you should help Daredevil.if not>[ ] Skedaddle home.
>>40179990>>[ ] Ask if you should help Daredevil.>>[ ] Ask if there’s anything else you should help with
>>40179990>Ask if you should help Daredevil.>>[ ] Ask if there’s anything else you should help with.
>>40179990[ ] Skedaddle to get some food.>[ ] Ask if you should help Daredevil.
>>40179990>>[ ] Ask if there’s anything else you should help with.>>[ ] Skedaddle to get some food.
>>40180046I... my penis is confused, don't know if want
>>40180113Personally I'm all for JJ being bisexual.
>>40179990>>[ ] Ask if you should help Daredevil>>[ ] Ask if there’s anything else you should help with.
>>40180144And personally i am not.Swings and roundabouts.
>>40180155He got that booty.Better use it.
>>40180144And I want JJ to get a detachable penis with Skittles flavored semen, but YOU DON'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7leQB_Oe_k
>>40179990>>[ ] Ask if you should help Daredevil.>>[ ] Ask if there’s anything else you should help with.
>>40179990>[ ] Ask if you should help Daredevil.>[ ] Skedaddle to get some food.
>>40180165he does did you not read the part where one of them offered JJ a spot why do you think that happened
>>40180187JJ having sex with a guy is way more sensible and possible than that silly stuff.>>40180208Moon Knight being weird.
>>40180208>JJ being the Marvel Knight's hobo bicyclewhose ready for a soup kitchen in the back of Moonie's limo?
>>40180212YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, ONE DAY YOU'LL TASTE THE RAINBOW
>>40180224JJ is flexible enough.
>>40180244Not if he shuts his mouth. That's just silly.
>>40180212>>40180224i was talking about the serpent people you guys are gay
>>40180291I come from /d/ and there are lots of ways to make you taste something with closed mouth.
>[X] Ask if you should help Daredevil.Yeah, you’d say you’re gonna be making yourself scarce soon. You motion for Lucas to take your hand – which, after much practice, is nowhere near as uncomfortable as it once was – and the two of you vanish into the background. The cops start and shout, but they don’t make a move. Iron Fist steps back a bit, just out of their sight, and offers an exaggerated, corny-ass salute in your direction. You guess he knows you’re not a teleporter, then.“You sure I should be headed home?” You ask the Phantom. “There anything I could do to help Daredevil?” She considers it an almost-silence, but you can hear her chewing on a strand of hair. She must be alone – she doesn’t do that in person. “Well, if you insist…” Fingers on keyboard. Tap tap tap. “…The property in question is four blocks from your position, assuming the police haven’t chased you off.” “Not quite yet.” “Oh? That’s an improvement.” Yeah, you guess it is. It’s better than bullets right off the bat. “According to Cage, The Owl’s boys are hunkered down in the back of a bar, and they have a hostage. The Russians are blocking off the street outside. Apparently they have a superhuman of some kind.” You grimace. Two superfights in one night? You think that might be a new record if you throw yourself into this. >[ ] You’ll try to get the Russians off the street. >[ ] You’ll try to at least make sure the Russians are too busy to storm the place.>[ ] You’re sure Daredevil can deal with it.>[ ] Write in.
>>40180475>[ ] You’ll try to get the Russians off the street. >[ ] You’ll try to at least make sure the Russians are too busy to storm the place.
>>40180475>>[ ] You’ll try to get the Russians off the street. >>[ ] You’ll try to at least make sure the Russians are too busy to storm the place.
>>40180475>>[ ] You’ll try to get the Russians off the street. >>[ ] You’ll try to at least make sure the Russians are too busy to storm the place.Invisible brick tossing.
>>40180475>>[ ] You’ll try to at least make sure the Russians are too busy to storm the place.
>>40180475>>[ ] You’ll try to get the Russians off the street.
>>40180475Is there any way to invisible into the bar? Because if there is we stand a better chance of getting to the hostage - and then getting them out - than DD.Otherwise>>[ ] You’ll try to get the Russians off the street.
>>40180475>[ ] You’ll try to get the Russians off the street.
Why do i get a boner when reading this fight? I am not even sexually attracted to fighting. I think I am not, at least.
>>40180475>[ ] You’ll try to get the Russians off the street. >[ ] You’ll try to at least make sure the Russians are too busy to storm the place
>>40180475>[ ] You’ll try to get the Russians off the street>[ ] You’ll try to at least make sure the Russians are too busy to storm the place.
>[X] You’ll try to get the Russians off the street. >[X] You’ll try to at least make sure the Russians are too busy to storm the place.“…I’ll see what I can do about the Russians.” You guess the night isn’t over yet. “Be careful.” Says the Phantom. “Those men are professionals.” Yeah, you remember. “I’ll be fine.” You say goodbye, drop the line. Sighing, you turn to Lucas. “Welp, let’s go help Daredevil fight evil Russians.” He gets a kick out of that. You pretty much thought he would. That said, though, your last encounter with the Bratva was a considerably harrowing ordeal. You did not like how smooth an operator that that woman with the burns was, not to mention the glass. Control over glass, man. Why would the universe give anyone a superpower like that? You consider calling up a little backup. >[ ] Nah. You got this. You’re just gonna throw invisible bricks at ‘em. >[ ] Call Laura.>[ ] Call Noriko.>[ ] Call Kevin.>[ ] Call Gaby.>[ ] Write in.
>>40180751>[ ] Call Noriko.
>>40180751Call Silvermane(/our contact with).He has a bone to pick with them. If no phone,>[ ] Nah. You got this. You’re just gonna throw invisible bricks at ‘em.
>>40180751>[ ] Nah. You got this. You’re just gonna throw invisible bricks at ‘em. Lets give brick anons their due.
>>40180751>>[ ] Nah. You got this. You’re just gonna throw invisible bricks at ‘em.
>>40180751>>[ ] Call Noriko.
>>40180751>>[ ] Call Gaby.She could extract the hostage?
>>40180751> Call Laura> Hai bb, wanna fite Russians wit me?
>>40180475>[x] You’ll try to at least make sure the Russians are too busy to storm the place.
>>40180751>[ ] Call Laura.
>>40180751>[ ] Call Laura.>[ ] Noriko>[ ] Silvermane for extra backup
>>40180751>>[ ] Call Laura.
>>[ ] Call Noriko.
>>40180751>Call Laurait'll be romantic
>>40180751>>[ ] Nah. You got this. You’re just gonna throw invisible bricks at ‘em.Brick em, Johny
>>40180794Can Gaby transport others, and move to places she has not been in before, and be invisible while teleporting?If she can, invis, teleport, grab hostage, invis, teleport, we are done.
>>40180751>[ ] Call Laura.>[ ] Call Noriko.
>>40180848Gaby can transport people/large objects... provided you're willing to risk a slight chance of being lost in the Warp.
>>40180751>[ ] Call LauraNot to help but because we should as a dutiful beau
>>40180902>in the Warp.Will Gaby ever end up like that ship from Event Horizon?
>>40180751>>[X] Call LauraTime to spend more time with Laura.
>>40180902She really needs to practice with that...
>>40180751>[ ] Call Laura>[ ] Call Gaby
>>40180751>Call Laura>Throw them invisible bricks regardless.
>>40180751>[ ] Call Laura>[ ] Call GabyThey'll come in handy
>>40180751>>[ ] Call Laura.We need a professional.Also get her to call in anybody she can convince to help, but it's not like she knows Spiderman's phone number or anything...
>>40180902>being lost in the Warp.that would be an interesting side adventure.
>>40180751>[ ] Call Laura>[ ] Call Gabybricks optional
HMQ 117.5 when?
>>40181092I hope so, dis threads been good. Hopefully Crusty doesn't hiccup out his intestines before then
>>40180751>[ ] Call Laura>[ ] Call Gabypls no warp
>[X] Call Laura.>[X] Call Noriko.You think a little more about all that glass. Yeap. You should probably phone Laura here. There is a moment of expectant silence when she picks up, on both sides, before she ventures forth: “…John?” “Hey.” “Are you alright?” She asks, the sound of your voice seeming to spur her on. “Were you successful?” “Yep.” You feel a warm glow rising in your chest. It’s nice to be cared about. “Everything’s fine. I’m actually headed a little ways uptown, to assist Daredevil… uh…” Her silence deepens. It’s something in her breath. “…You want to come along? We could use your help. And we could do some stuff afterwards…” How did you manage to turn “let’s fight the evil Russians” into “let’s go out”? How did you do that? “…Where should we mee”– She’s interrupted by the sound of Noriko’s voice. You wait for a moment, before Laura returns to the conversation. “Noriko also wishes to help.” She says, her voice flat. “She can bring Roberto.” Oh? Roberto is a guy she got to know on the night before the red. He’s okay, he has sun powers or something. “Yeah, I guess.” You agree to meet a block down from the incident. Shivering, you head out under the red.--------------------------------------------------------------------HMQ 117: END>Congratulations! X-Point!>Congratulations! You defeated DEATH ADDER.>Congratulations! The cops didn’t shoot you!
>>40180751>[x] Call Laura
>>40181255Deadly Neurotoxin, please.
>>40181255Animal Affinity 2
>>40181255Thanks for running Crusty!
>>40181255Bank, please.Thanks for running, Crusty!
>>40181255Thanks for running man!Shadow field please.
>>40181255Double dating already. We're going to be one of those couples, aren't we.Thanks for running, Crusty.Banking for glorious backwings.
Right, numbered voting.If you don't know the rules the rules are simple. You post the number and just the number just the number nothing else. Greentext is six years in the Tower of London, quoting is ten years. Post,>1 for ANIMAL AFFINITY>2 for DEADLY NEUROTOXIN>3 for SHADOW FIELD>4 to BANK>'Exprolapse' for pfffffffffftttttPHASING
>>40181255bankwe need actual combat shit so we can fight better hell if we up subdurmuile armor we can use are wings as bullet sheilds
>>40181255We've fought two Negative Energy users.It's high time we unlock an extrapolative based on that.
>>40181255BankHow many do we have and how many do we need for Natural weapons?
>>401815083if we bank this we will have 2 in the bank
Roberto + sun powers = sunspotsunspot = x-menx-men +prospective recruits = obligatory brotherhood fight incoming
>>40181542No linking the post or textJust the number.
Adhesive touch actually has some really good applications, especially when combined with geointuitive vision.
>>40181529I know. They even stack well with geointuitive, but no one wants to pay the up front cost to get them.
>>40181544>sunspot = x-menNot in this universe.>>40181563Should have mentioned it before.
>>40181473>'Exprolapse' for pfffffffffftttttPHASINGhey, FUCK you
VOTAN CLOSED.>>40181544He's a Corsair.
>>40181563Meant to say extrapolatives, but applications works just as well.>>40181578Pretty sure bank's going to win, so maybe next time.
>>40181612Bank takes it, 5-1-2-11-41>>40181519>>40181525>>40181556>>40181576>>401815972>>401815463>>40181514>>401815154>>40181493>>40181497>>40181500>>40181512>>40181517>>40181520>>40181530>>40181558>>40181564>>40181569>>40181610Phasing>>40181535>>40181539>>40181551
THE BANK WINS.
Double feature Crusty?
>>40181560i was responding to some one else not votingthey asked how many points do we for natural weapons and i said we need 3 so we need to bank.
>>40181656The bank always wins, goys.
>>40181671Nah, I can't unfortunately. I'll devote some time to the ask tomorrow. Probably do an Errant update too.
>>40181686Ah sorry, it was because your post was right after two linked ones that i said as such.
>>40181678We get it man you want Crusty to check his 'ask' alright? He'll get around to it.
>>40181732>I'll devote some time to the ask tomorrow.Thank you.>>40181739Just reminding him.It's been nearly 2 weeks since the last answer.
>>40181578We have seen so many mutants that probably are part of x-men or the brotherhood in secret but are not telling, because otherwise there are very few guys left who could be active members. It's my theory that cuckoos are with X-men at the least.
>FRICTION DRAIN>Requires: Level 4 Adhesive Touch>Cost: 2>JJ may pull the friction out of an object, rendering it nigh untouchable. >ENHANCED REPULSION>Requires: Level 3 Adhesive Touch>Cost: 1>JJ may cause an object to become abnormally repulsive, causing it to bounce wildly and continually gather velocity. >REPULSIVE TOUCH>Requires: Level 3 Adhesive Touch, Enhanced Repulsion, Repulsion Field>Cost: 2>JJ may cause a mass he is touching to be forcibly pushed away from him as if by an invisible force. >TACTILE TELEKINESIS>Requires: Level 4 Adhesive Touch, Level 4 Enhanced Senses>Cost: 3>As long as he remains in contact with one object, JJ may cause such objects to adhere to one another in large volumes. He could, for example, assuming he has the strength, wield a ‘chain’ of chairs, tables, and other miscellaneous items, or wrap his forearms in cartoonishly large clumps of adhered rocks.We're getting Adhesive Touch next thread.
>>40181799No. They're not either faction.They're with the Corsairs, Young X-Men or some other group in the Scar.
>>40181832NatWeap 3 is cooler.Scorpion shovel tail.Plus NatWeap 4 comes with bony raptor legs.
>>40181832no thanks, healing vitae or back wings (depending on how next thread goes down)
>>40181832claws or subdermal armori would prefer healing 4 cause we got fucked up by Mr.Negative
>>40181887Well, we just got photo 4 so that's kinda healing 4
If Noriko, Daredevil or Lucas get shot badly I'm pushing for healing vitae three. Hopefully we gather enough sunlight for a charge, and boost it if necessary
>>40181887>i would prefer healing 4
By the by, we are available for the sub dermal upgrades vs heat or vs electricity. I suggest we pick one after we choose next thread.
>>40181917and if we have no charges we got healing 3 that's all fine and good but it took like 5 hours to heal after we got back to every one
>>40181987Don't, anons are going to shriek at you that dodging related abilities are better
>>40181987subdermal 3our wings will become bullet proof. we can save more people from getting hurt
>>40182022They are better though. Subdermal a shit, Shadowfield or Nat Weap 4 would be far better
>>40181858I'm saying they're undercover. At least the ones with good powers
>>40182039>our wings will become bullet proofI don't think that's the case.>>40182050>I'm saying they're undercover.And I say you're wrong.
>>40182050That's possible I guess, they might not have the infrastructure to help them so they are trying to get them organized
>>40182039Subdermal 5 is when it gets bullet proof, I think
>>40182022>>40182039I vote for shadow field and sub dermal. All the defenses. >>40182048Can't dodge everything, and nat weap 4 will only go so far in comparison. Since ya know, subderm is very good for lack of downside.>>40182090It is for the most part.
>>40182070Got anything to back that claim? I mean it's been heavily implied that Toad at least is with the brotherhood. I mean he was one of the original members
>>40182090that's for anti personal weapons like 50cals and what not3 and 4 are for small arms like 9mm and 45's
>>40182116>I mean he was one of the original membersSource on that for HMQverse?And you don't have much to back your claim either.
How about that Phasing 3 guys? That'd be pretty useful.
>>40181887Healing, Strength, and a few others are capped at 3.
>>40182079Well, it's a lot cheaper to solve the problem on the spot rather than to take in a new mouth to feed.
>>40182153Here anon, have a shovel. Maybe you can dig yourself out of the ground that dead joke is in.
>>40182160Crusty needs to make a list of those that are capped so we know which ones we cant buy but have to train
>>40181255>Greaat we got a double date>First on the evening's plans is to fight evil Russians.>There is no plan after that really. Ice-cream maybe?
>>40182151On just about every fucking universe in marvel comics, toad was always part of the brotherhood. It's an universal constant
>>40182160Just healing and strength. We never started on medium armour before it got locked out.
>>40182192>implying my zeal for Phasing is meant to be a jokeJokes on you anon, I'm serious.
>>40182218They're listed as tertiary powers in the tier one pastebin. It's just healing and strength
>>40182153Nah, I'm more partial to Sonic 3.
>>40182230>It's an universal constantNo it's not.
>>40182230There are two "toads" in this verse.The highschool brotherhood toad from xmen (evolution?) cartoon and the ganger we beat the crap out of.>>40182238Well you can try phasing out of the ground instead.
>>40182238Then vote for Spatial Manipulation later on.
>>40182283There can only be one.
>>40182434Nah, there's two.