LAST TIME WE MET BRUCEHIS BUDDY RADITZHIS MENTOR NAPPAPRINCESS VEGETAAND HIS NOT-GIRLFRIEND BROLYWE GOT CONTROL OF OUR SQUAD AND TAUGHT RADITZ, WHO THEN MET UP WITH HIS POPSWE DID GOOD.
>>40141795>AND HIS NOT-GIRLFRIEND BROLY>"I-I swear! We're just friends!" Broly snuggling up on his arm "J-Just good friends!">laughingNappa.jpg
>>40141795good job bruce.
"Your Dad was watching us Raditz, it looks like he's happy." You say to your friend, whose eyes light up and immediately search for his father, finding the man standing up on the railings with his arms crossed.Raditz gets a small nod of approval from Bardock."Why don't you go talk to him? Afterwards we can all go get someting to eat if you want."Oh he's a saiyan you know damn well he's going to want to eat.Still, as Raditz flies up to meet his father, you can't help but feel you've done a good thing today by helping Raditz.This whole team leader thing might have some merit to it, but, you haven't even had your first mission yet.Going over to meet Broly and Nappa, you once again have the taller girl hanging off of you, saying she knew you'd help out Raditz, since you're so nice and all.Nappa takes a more accurate approach, clasping his hand down on your shoulder, avoiding Broly's arm where she's currently wrapped around you."Ya did good kid. If you can look after your team like that, you're gonna go far. I've got faith in you, so keep it up, don't make me look like a fool yeah?" He finishes off with a grin.Yeah... you did good.>A. Go collect Vegeta and eat>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come>C. Go with just Broly/Nappa>D. Spar with Broly>E. Write in
>>40141835>C. Go with just Broly/NappaThis is our kinda sorta family it feels like.
>>40141835>A. Go collect Vegeta and eat>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come
>>40141835>>A. Go collect Vegeta and eat>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come
>>40141835>>D. Spar with Broly
>>40141835>>A. Go collect Vegeta and eat>>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come
>>40141835>>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come>A. Go collect Vegeta and eatits nice to eat in a big group in all honesty.
>>40141795throwing a link on twitter at all?just curious.
>tfw no one else wants to be Pummel-buddies with BrolySuicide, what's that?
>>40141997Did it just now
>>40141835>D. Spar with Broly
>>40141795geez, just. blazed through SAQ. I know you're hella excited for this and it's just the second thread. I'm mildly concerned that SAQ is gonna fall out of favor because of this.But whatever. tonight, we ODINSON.
>>40141835Well, after all that fighting you're feeling rather peckish at the moment, it's been two whole hours since breakfast and that meant it was time for brunch!"Nappa, Broly, want to grab some food together? My treat this time." You ask your two companions, getting a nod from the General and... Broly being Broly."Vegeta's probably better by now right, she should come along too, it'll be our first real meal as a squad." You end up adding as an after thought."I'll go get her kid, she's probably just about be released from the medics, why don't you two go grab Raditz and we'll all meet up at the exit." Nappa suggests, before moving to go gather up Vegeta, leaving you with just Broly.If it wasn't for the fact that she knew you were probably determined on this, the girl likely would have suggested going with just the two of you, instead, she's content to hang off of you while you go to Raditz and Bardock.It seems that Bardock was finishing up telling Raditz something that looks to be pretty important.Considering how many missions Bardock goes on, it's easy to guess what it might be."Hey Raditz, we're all gonna go get something to eat, you wanna come along? You're welcome to come too if you want Mr. Bardock" You offer to the Father and Son pairRaditz enthusiastically agrees, but Bardock gives a small shake of his head. "Sorry kid, gotta go meet up with my crew, we're about to ship out again." He explains, and you see a slight hint of weakness show up from Raditz.Moving over to stand next to you and Broly, the three of you are about to set off for the exit, when Bardock speaks up again "Hey, kid, Bruce right? Got a minute before you go? I wanted to speak to you in private about something.">A. Okay>B. Your friends are waiting on you>C. Write in
>>40142174How about if MC ever gets a ship of his own and becomes a Space Pirate, we name the ship the "Bifröst"?Will that satisfy you?
>>40142250>C Can you make it fast Mr.Bardock? Kinda teambuilding her.
>>40142250>A. Okaybut let it be known>B. Your friends are waiting on you
>>40142250a. "Indeed, Warrior Bardock, but not for long. The formation of a squad must be celebrated with feast and drink and merriment! Friendship and comraderie must be cemented now."
>>40142250>A. Okay>B. Your friends are waiting on yougotta make this quick but sure.
>>40142250Wondering what the older man would want to speak to you about, you end up giving him a small nod. "Go on ahead guys, I'll catch up." You tell Raditz and Broly, managing to shake the tall girl off of you.They seem a little reluctant to leave you behind, but since they know Bardock isn't going to actually hurt you or anything, they consent and you see them vanish around the corner."So, what was it you wanted to talk to me about?" You question the scarred saiyan warrior.He looks... very uncomfortable, rubbing at the back of his neck for a few moments, before crouching down to your level."All right kid so, I'm not a really good father, I know that. I haven't given much attention to Raditz and it looks like that messed him up in the long run, but when he was down there with you, and you were helping him, you made Weakling Raditz actually look like something."You kinda wonder where he's going with this."Just... look out for him all right? It's probably too late for me to make it all up to Raditz, but if you can keep him alive, and help him grow strong, I'll be happy with it. Think you can do that for me?"It looks like Bardock had to swallow a bit of his pride to actually ask this of you.>A. You promise>B. You'll do your best>C. You can't promise>D. Write in
>>40142498>A. You promisehe's already your best mate. You were planning on doing that anyway.
>>40142498>A. You promise
>>40142498A. "A warror's Promise. I stake my life, Pride, and Honor on it."ODINSON
>>40142498As a member of my squad. Radditz will be a super saiyan in no time!
>>40142498>>A. You promiseRaditz is like a brother to me. You have my word
>>40142498>A. You promise>D. Mention that it is not too late for him to make it up to Raditz if he tries.
>>40142498>D. Write in"Only if you promise to try to be with him more often. He needs you and Its never too late."Which is a lieMuh dead father
>>40142498>>C. You can't promise"I can't change the future!"
>>40142644You actually totally can
>>40142675THE FUUUTUUUUUREEE FUTURE FFFFFFFFUUUUUTURE!!!!
>>40142644>>40142675yeah, we're already timefluxing things in SAQ.
>>40142498Dude this is some heavy stuff to toss onto an eleven year old.Still though, it's not like you can exactly say no to the request from Bardock after all."I promise I'll look after Raditz. He's my best friend and I want to help him get stronger, but, you should try to spend some time with him when you can. Raditz still looks up to you a lot." You reply to Bardock.It seems you've given him a bit of a surprise, but the older saiyan seems to consider it for a few moments before giving a small nod "I'll see what I can do after this mission. Speaking of which, if you get a chance, come by and see me some time. I owe you for this, maybe I can show you a few techniques or something that got me this far."Holy hell did THE Bardock just offer to teach you, that's pretty radical.After saying that you'd like that, you part ways with the older saiyan, and go meet up with the rest of your crew.Raditz and Vegeta seem to be arguing about where to go eat, while Nappa stands off to the side with his head in his palm.Broly seemed to be chewing on her thumb until she noticed you again, and summarily re-attached herself to you."It's gotta be seafood! Fish makes you more intelligent, which is something you could obviously use, low-class!""Steak is the key to the diet of all warriors, Princess!"Oh dear.>A. Steak>B. Sea-food>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go >D. Write in
>>40142827>>C. Ask Broly where she wants to gogotta rack up dem broly points before frieza blows the lot of us up.
>>40142827>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go
>>40142827>>D. Write inFighting over food? What are you tuffles?We'll get three of fucking everything!
>>40142827>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go >D. Write inCombine all three choices
>>40142827>C. Ask Broly where she wants to goHow much do we know about Broly exactly? Besides her being really really tall.
>>40142869WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOUNG MAN!>>40142827>D. Write inAsk Both Nappa and Broly which places they might enjoy"Thoughts?"
>>40142827>D. Why not both?
>>40142827>DSay that you have a craving for broccoli and wiggle your eyebrows at Broly
>Broly trying to feed Bruce when?>Vegeta mocking us about it while Raditz is keeping his cool as to not laugh in our face, while Nappa just chuckles and shakes his head when?
>>40142827>D. You know surf and turf is a thing girls. Both is best.
>>40142963Broccoli's look like dicks tho
>>40142971>Calling Raditz a girl>asshole confirmed.
>>40142974>Broly's name comes from Broccoli
>>40142969>>Vegeta mocking us about it while Raditz is keeping his cool as to not laugh in our face, while Nappa just chuckles and shakes his head when?Bruce feels embarrassed about it, quite un-saiyan like.Then he thinks about it and then realizes the strongest (and therefore best) female Saiyan is interested in him.>Bruce Smugface.
>>40143003I knowPoint remains
>>40143097If you think broccoli looks like penises, and not little trees, you need to get off the internet for a few years.Now.
>>40142827Looking at the girl currently hanging onto you like a teddy bear... still really odd considering the height difference thing, you decide to ask her for her opinion."Feel like eating anything in particular Broly?" You question the girl, who looks down at you, and slowly shakes her head."Whatever you want is fine... maybe a buffet, so those two will be quiet?" The soft spoken girl suggests.Broly raises a good point, it's likely that you can find somewhere that'll have a buffet suited to both their needs, it is Planet Vegeta after all.While you're thinking, Nappa suddenly perks up, his scouter telling of an incoming transmission, which he listens to, before sighing"Sorry kids, I'll have to pass on this one, something just came up. I'll see you later, there should be an assignment for you four soon enough."Telling Nappa goodbye, the saiyan is soon flying off towards the palace."All right pipe down the both of ya! We're gonna go find a buffet so you can both get what you want!" You bark, your first 'order' as squad leader.With the light brawl between Vegeta and Raditz halted, they both look at you, before giving a slight nod and disengaging from one another.Now... to decide where to go.>A. Nice little cheap place that has good food>B. Respectable resturant>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!>D. Write in
>>40143132>A. Nice little cheap place that has good food
>>40143132>>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!To be fair, this is the first time the crew has ate together. It'll be expensive, but we should Celebrate.
>>40143132>>A. Nice little cheap place that has good foodNot like saiyans taste their food anyway.
>>40143132>>A. Nice little cheap place that has good food
>>40143132>B. Respectable resturant
>>40143132>write in: kill some wildlife ourselves
>>40143132>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!For one, it is certainly a celebration that merits appropriate acknowledgement. For two, Vegeta will probably complain or needle you if you go anywhere else for some puerile reason akin to the one she threw at Raditz
>>40143132>>B. Respectable resturantlets get us some space chinese
>>40143132>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!may as well, since vegeta is about to blow the hell up pretty soon.
>>40143132>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!
>>40143132>>40143374caught the QM samefagging his own quest
>>40143374Added my own vote as a tie breaker on this one cause otherwise we get noooooooowhere soon, on a simple little vote
>>40143392You saiyan a nigga can't eat?you implying a qm cant confirm?
>>40143399Fair enough, I suppose.Say that in the post itself next time though, eh?
>>40143132Considering this is going to be the first meal of the squad beingt together, you decide to splurge a little bit.With the crew following after you, a bit of searching among the more... elite status resturants around, you manage to spot one that you've been to before.It doesn't exactly have a name, most food places on Vegeta don't, but it's well known for how damn expensive it is, and the quality of it's food.Raditz seems to be rather flabergasted that you'd pick a place like this, he's obviously never been before and is excited.Vegeta seems pleased that you picked somewhere to eat that was worthy of her status.Even Broly seems to be a little happy about it, giving a small grunt of approval.Since it's a buffet, after you pay for the entry of all four of you, it's a free for all to grab as much food as you want.Eventually, all of you manage to end up at a large table, with food piled up around you.Everyone is digging in and enjoying themselves, even Broly is showing more emotion than normal with how she's eating.>WRITE IN
>>40143515>Ask through mouthfuls of food if anyone has any idea what type of mission we'll get as our first one
>>40143515Challenge everyone to a contest of who has the most tolerance for spicy food. It wouldn't be a proper Saiyan celebration without a little competition.
>>40143515>WRITE INwe should start figuring out plans on how to get stronger because of frieza and his bullshit.also voting for training after this mess after working off all the food.finally we should talk about prospective missions we could take.
>>40143515Challenge to a spicy food eat off.Then after that, review missions we could go on.
>>40143515I assume the legal drinking age on planet Vegeta is something like 6 or 7, so order some booze
>>40143666if that, i simply assume saiyans didn't give enough of a shit about drinking water and assume booze is good enough for them sanitation wise.
So, ShyBroly top in bed, LSSJBroly is even more top?
>>40143609That Frieza thing might be the dumbest thing you could possibly do in public, just saiyan
>>40143763This is what Bruce is going to look like after LSSJ Broly gets done with him.
>>40143609>tfw pre-destruction of vegeta saiyans didn't actually hate Frieza because he let them fight and eat things.
>>40143803I agree. Let's not bring up the whole "Frieza" thing.
>>40143831Fucked so hard he turned into three men, and still died?Intense.
>>40143803thats true, still want to get stronger anyways because if nothing else, this way we don't get rekt in missions.
>>40143831>Broly after>sadly "Him good at snu snu"
>>40143831>tfw Bruce goes SSJ just so he doesn't die when banging Broly.
>>40143515Through a mouthful of food, you manage to ask the rest of your squad a few questions, mostly what they thing your first mission might be.They're all of the mindset that it's going to be a purge of some sort, and you're kinda gonna have to agree with that.That's the main reason keeps the saiyans around, for how skilled your people are at taking out the native species of a planet.It's pretty much what you were born and raised to do at this point, and what you've been expecting for years.Just another part of life on Planet Vegeta.Through a bit of food stealing on the parts of all of you, eventually, the entire squad has eaten their fill, and the dishes are stacked high all around you.Raditz lets out a loud belch only to be smacked up the side of his head for being so crude.She seems to forget very soon you'll likely be commiting genocide.>A. Ask if anyone wants to go train>B. Go find Nappa, see if he has a mission for you>C. Write in
>>40143929>A. Ask if anyone wants to go train
>>40143929B, if he doesn't A
>>40143929>B. Go find Nappa, see if he has a mission for youif not >A. Ask if anyone wants to go train
>>40143929>C. Write indiscuss teamwork tactics that you will all be using for battle. You are each individually strong (minus one of you), but if this team is going to get the best results possible, you need to know how to actually function fluidly as a team
>>40144016Can do that in addition to some other stuff, want to add a vote for A or B onto it?
This is some abstract ass thinking and shit for a 11 year old Like fuck sonDamn Chill
>>40144064No, Chill was one of those shitty Arcosian kids.:^)
>>40144063oh hehe it would be dumb to just sit and talk about it. Why not bring those words and intentions to life with accompanying action? >A.
>>40144064child soldiers grow up extremely quickly and usually turn out to be extremely fucked up.
>>40144119>Gee Kevin, I wonder which planet we are going to commit genocide on today! I hope it's a planet with a lot of snow!
>>40143929With all the food out of the way, you're left feeling very satisfied, and, being a saiyan and all, what better thing to do next other than fight?"Anyone feel like hitting up the training area for a few sessions while we wait on something from Nappa?" You question the team, getting an overall mood of approval.There's quite a few different things you could do at the training center, they've evidently got a shipment of those new saibamen, and they're being used as training dummies.Then again, you could always fight against your squad some more, maybe develop strategies to see how well you can work together and whatnot.Probably going to be you and Broly doing that, Vegeta doesn't care much for working with others, and Raditz is probably just going to be fighting with her about everything.Leading everyone back to the training center that you left not too long ago, you manage to find an area that's not being used by very many warriors.Registering the squad for some training time, you've got a little over an hour before you might be forced to clear out.>A. Squad vs Squad (Who)>B. Saibamen training (How many?)>C. WRITE IN
>>40144252>A. Squad vs Squad (Who)Free for all!
>>40144252Small Reminder.Broly IS actually stronger than you right now.
>>40144252>B. Saibamen training (How many?)12
>>40144252>B. Saibamen training (How many?)>not fighting 50 of the damn things as a group.
>>40144252>A. Squad vs Squad (Who) Any who match our squads power level.
>>40144252A, Raditz and Broly vs us and Vegeta.
>>40144282So nigaa?>Spar with BrolyNO PAINNO GAINMY LEGS AINT BROKE YET NIGGA
>>40144294I meant that as in Your Squad vs Your Squadlike, inter-squad fights.
>>40144252>Raditz is probably just going to be fighting with her about everything.Wait is Raditz a girl? Because earlier posts referred to him as "him"
>>40144318Thank god zenkai is a thing.Otherwise we would be suffering crippling injuries for no reason.At least Broly is only incredibly strong and not "fuckoff born with 10k PL" strong in this canon.
>>40144366The Her refers to Vegeta, read that one closely
>>40144366raditz is actually genderfluid and is currently far too puny to fit into normal stereotypes.
>>40144252>B. Saibamen training (12)if you're going to culture a sense of unification and start imbuing everyone with natural coordination, you should probably all go up against a bunch of foes together.
>>40144252>>B. Saibamen training (How many?)Let's fight a group of 10-15. I imagine we'll have to get used to fighting masses of enemies with weaker power levels than our own, and it will give is a chance to work on our teamwork in battle
>>40144347Oh. Pair up with Vegemite against the others. Try not to suck. Suck a lot.
>>40144429>>40144411>>40144288>>40144291SAIBAMEN WINYOU WILL BE FIGHTING TWELVE OF THEM AS A SQUAD TOGETHERYOUR CURRENT POWER LEVEL IS 4,000BROLY HAS 4,600VEGETA HAS 2,800RADITZ HAS 900
>>40144473Holy shit, geets, git fucking gud
>>40144473Hey, look at that. I knew Bruce could handle Broly.For now...
>>40144473>raditz will canonically gain only 300 PL over the course of several decadesholy shit thats sad.
>>40144513There are currently rumors floating around the lower ranks that Bruce and Broly might be super saiyans, for their incredible power at a low age.King Vegeta doesn't like that.
>>40144536Hey, we may have increased his PL with our dope as fuck training earlier.
>>40144558Hah. Well, I don't like King Vegeta. So, we have that in common.
>>40144473>BROLY HAS 4,600Not over 10,000 when she was just born. That makes me sad, how will her power ever be MAXIMUM now?>>40144558>There are currently rumors floating around the lower ranks that Bruce and Broly might be super saiyansBut everyone knows that Bardock is the Legendary Super Saiyan, silly King Vegeta.
>>40144558Yeah, well, pic relatedOur dad was cooler than "Princess little power's" dad anyway.
>>40144558Well he's going to die shortly so he can take a hard pegging from his wife's tail.
>>40144558OH FUCK OH GOD WHY IS HIS HAIR BLUE?>in b4 hes actually a SSG who simply did not give enough of a fuck to save his planet in this universe.
>>40144473Deciding you're interested in seeing how these new saibaman things might stack up against your squad, you order twelve of them to be planted, minus the suicide function.They could even kill Broly if enough jumped on her and exploded all at once, and you'd rather that not happen to your squad if possible.When the saibamen have been grown, they're currently waiting to be deposited into the ring, you have a little bit of time to plan with your squad on how to handle this.Raditz can possibly hold his own against one Saibaman, maximumVegeta could handle maybe around three and still be fine, four if she was actually stressed.That leaves eight to split up between you and BrolyFour each should work out nicely, especially if the squad works together.>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested>B. Do you have other preferences for it?>C. Write in strategy
>>40144593She also seems more stable. Guess avoiding a crying Kakarot mellowed her some.
>>40144614>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested
>>40144614>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggestedBut keep an eye on Raditz
>>40144614>>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggestedRemember if you see a shot to help each other out do so.
>>40144612I believe that image is from Broly: The Legendary Super SaiyanThe coloration was weird that movie
>>40144631>>40144593>Not over 10,000 when she was just born. That makes me sad, how will her power ever be MAXIMUM now?Just wait til Bruce almost dies. Oh the show there will be.>>40144614>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggestedSounds bretty gud.
>>40144614>>B. Do you have other preferences for it?>>C. Write in strategyRaditz takes on all of them by himself. Bruce takes his two bitches and gets a smoke.
>>40144614>>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggestedin b4 raditz dies like a bitch like everyone fears he does.
>>40144614>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested. Watch each other's backs. No stupid moves or careless attacks.
>>40144663Inb4 our team in this reality becomes two battle couples.
>>40144614You end up deciding to split up the Saibamen like you originally thought of, it's the safest way to handle this probably, and since you're team leader, it falls to you to make these decisions.Vegeta seems offended that you think she neeeds to be treated differently by giving her only three, but deep down, she knows it's wise.Raditz seems to just be thankful that you aren't making him fight more of the monsters than he might be ready for.Broly just shrugs, she seems fine with it, she's still stronger than you and, if the two of you were working in harmony, as a duo you could probably handle all of the Saibamen.Jumping down into the ring, with your squad following along behind you, all of you adopt a fighting stance, it's time for your first fight as a team.Even if it's just a training session, you're going to have to treat this like a life and death situation."Squad, go!" You order, and everyone jumps into the fray>A. Fight alone>B. Fight with Broly, end this quickly>C. Fight with Vegeta, keep an eye on her>D. Fight with Raditz, cover your friend
>>40144760>implying we'd ever fuck radi -Oh, wait.>implying Vegeta would ever fuck Brol -God dammit!>implying Raditz would fuck NappaThere we - fuck.
>>40144800>D. Fight with Raditz, cover your friend
>>40144614>CIn order to emphasize teamwork, rather than having all 4 of you fight solo, you should try combos+maneuvers. For instance, suggest having you get their attention and pull them into a line while Broly charges some piercing energy attack. Meanwhile, Raditz and Vegeta can pull some kind of matador combo (where Vegeta puts Raditz between herself and a Saibamen and enters a blisteringly fast bullrush that the Saibamen can't see, only to have Raditz hop to the left moments before the Saibaman and Vegeta collide with him. Stuff like that?
>>40144800>D. Fight with Raditz, cover your friend>>40144820come on anon you're almost there.
>>40144877>come on anon you're almost there.Okay, I got it.Lemme take a deep breath..>implying...FRIEZA WOULD EVER FUCK MAI!Boom! Fucking nailed it!
>>40144800>B.You and Broly should be able to fall into a good rhythm together without trying too hard. Meanwhile, encourage Vegeta and Raditz to work together; their lack of harmony will be a real weak point unless it gets ironed out ASAP.
>>40144902Swing and a miss. I meant Broos and Broly and Vegeta and Raditz.
>>40144925O-Oh.Well.I was thinking Bruce would end up with one of the not!gay ogres.Huh.
YOU HAVE SELECTED TO FIGHT WITH RADITZ THE WEAKLINGPLEASE ROLL ME 2d100 FOR RADITZ AND BRUCE
Rolled 62, 70 = 132 (2d100)>>40144965On it, boss.No jobbing here.
Rolled 5, 60 = 65 (2d100)>>40144965
Rolled 97, 4 = 101 (2d100)>>40144965Let's go
Rolled 48, 16 = 64 (2d100)>>40144965
>>40145005GO RADITZ GO
Rolled 40, 72, 18, 39, 30 = 199 (5d100)>>40145005Jesus Christ Bruce calm down>>40144993Raditz did p.good too>First 4 are Bruce's saibamen, last one is Raditz
>>40145005Hot damn Raditz
Good good. Raditz good job.
>>40145005Space Jesus loves orphans.
>>40145032Damn. These saibamen are jobby as fuck.
>>40145090Broosel's second one isn't.
>>40145032We kill at least 1 if not more and Raditz has his in hand.Is it weird I think of Bruce as a young Bruca Campbell?
>>40145032Oh look, one tried to mount a defense. Adorable.DESTROY IT!
>>40145109holy shit >Bruce as young Bruce Campbellnow there is a protagonist
>>40145106We should avoid killing it.Then take it on as a fifth member.Partly as a mascot, partly so Raditz doesn't feel bad about his PL
so i've kinda plotted out the tragedy of bruce.uncharacteristically good guy saiyan.We go on purge, feel like it's unconscionable.kill pto handlers who are evil and try to rally saiyans against freeza.freezy sees monkeys getting uppity nd does his destruction thing. bardock goes bak to be the super saiyan and bruce is a paragon martyr.that sounds odinson enough.
>>40145192heck yesI would like to make a motion for our first new energy move to be called "The Boomstick"
>>40145032Falling in alongside Raditz, you and your friend exchange a brief nod of conformation, he understands you'll be covering each other in this fight.Mostly you'll be covering him, really.Moving alongside Raditz into the fray, you manage to split off one Saibaman from the pack of five, kicking it towards Raditz who pick it up and takes it on as his opponent.Concentrating on the four left in front of you, they seem to think it's very amusing that you're trying to take them on all at once.When they leap at you, you make sure the little beasts regret that idea of theirs.None of them can land a solid blow on you despite attacking as a team with their bretheren, you're simply too fast for them to actually hit.As one makes a move to open up it's head, and spit it's acid at you, you immediately respond by blowing it's head off with a quick wave of energy.One down, three left to go.Raditz is doing fairly well on his end as well, managing to keep the Saibaman on the ropes and isn't giving it a chance to mount an offense against him.He's taken your lessons to heart it seems, with how he's controlling himself in combat.Good job buddy.>A. Go on the offensive>B. Defend>C. Ki attacks against the Saibamn>D. Help Someone (who)>E. Write in
>>40145232>A. Go on the offensivePunch some shit.
>>40145232>>A. Go on the offensiveLet's waste em
>>40145232>D. Help Someone (who)Broly...its the thought that counts mostly.
>>40145232>C. Ki attacks against the SaibamnScattering point blank ki blast call it broomstick.
>>40145232>B. DefendLet's practice taking on multiple enemiesAlso I don't know why but I feel like Bruce has a sweet ass ponytail
>>40145232>>40145303Practice practice practice.
>>40145232>go on the attack
>>40145232>>B. DefendKeep overwatch, look for easy openings that the enemies leave you, when they are fighting your allies.Often the key in melee's is getting cheap shots that knock someone out and move the needle to your side.
>>40145303Really? I was thinking crew cut. Known across the galaxy for being the second least hairy Saiyan, with only Nappa above us.
>>40145232>A. Go on the offensive
>>40145368Pink Mohawk and Mirror Shades.
Rolled 63, 57, 50, 31 = 201 (4d100)>>40145232GO ON THE OFFENSIVE HAS WON2d100 please. First Bruce, then Raditz>>40145412Frank please, no mohawk
Rolled 64, 75 = 139 (2d100)>>40145420
Rolled 45, 19 = 64 (2d100)>>40145420
Rolled 94, 82 = 176 (2d100)>>40145420No jobbing here!
Rolled 22, 86 = 108 (2d100)>>40145420
>>40145449No jobbing indeed
>>40145449Shit son calm down.
>>40145449YOU TERK HIS JOB
>>40145449....I thinkI might need to take a few minutes and step away to evaluate certain aspects of Bruce I had not yet considered
>>40145449Jaysus! What challenge? These saibamen? Nope.
>>40145511>>40145506>>40145486>>40145480>>40145464They wanted trabble.I just gave it to them.
>>40145506Bruce is like a young Bruce Campbell the more momentum he gets the crazier his attacks get, and they become increasingly more effective.
>>40145553>not having one liners exponentially increase his PLCome on.
>>40145550Not rape if it's a saibaman
>>40145506No wonder why King Vegeta's quietly shitting himself.
>>40145550Superior rape face
>>40145637Better we do, the more likely they send us far away.Any sort of power level spike would have them scratching their head.
Rolled 15, 52, 56, 65, 58 = 246 (5d100)Can you guys do me a favor, and roll me another 1d100 for Bruce?You have a hidden bonus on this one
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>40145682
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>40145682
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>40145682
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>40145682Okay, now I jobb,
>>40145553>>40145593Hail to the king, baby. Not that you have any intention of usurping Vegeta Sr.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>40145682Kay
>>40145698Still got an above average roll at least.
>>40145709Are you prescient anon?>>40145729Yet anyways.
>>40145698Beat all the other rolls
>>40145682Did the OTHER saibamen try to save their buds from us?
>>40145746>Are you prescient anon?Answering your question would only open the road to more.Let's all have our own secrets.On another note, I successfully make QM's pull out their hair by bringing up things they have planned for the future.
>>40145778Depending on the qm that isn't hard to do.
>>40145795I've done it to many QM's, for many a year.Sometimes yeah, it's kinda funny how blatantly obvious something is, other times it's pretty much pure asspull.
>>40145682For all the hype these things got about how good of a training session they were supposed to give, you're honestly kinda dissappointed with them.As they continue to attempt to pile onto you, these monsters that should make even a grown man feel fear just make you feel... bored really.You've had enough for the moment... this isn't even a challenge.With a single blow for each, within a matter of two seconds, you completely erradicate the remaining three Saibamen.You can feel the eyes of older Saiyans upon you, watching in amazement as in the time it's taken you to dispatch four saibamen, the rest of your team, even Broly, has only taken out one.All eyes are on you.Including the five remaining Saibamen that are still alive.They've obvously identified you as the most dangerous threat to their continued existence, and decide to pile on you rather than the targets they've been fighting.______________________________________"The boy... is it possible he's the one after all?" The question arises from a darkened room, where a monitor is viewing your fight."No, it's not, the child is merely stronger than his peers, that's all. I am the true Super Saiyan, I am the strongest!" The voice gets noticeably angerier as it clutches it's throne, breaking off part of the stonework"Of course sire, I meant no disrespect... obviously you'll be the one to attain the Legend, there's no doubt in my mind."______________________________________With the five Saibamen nearly upon you, time seems to slow down as you put your hands out to either side.Before they can land, a quick, powerful, erradicating burst of energy is poured out from you.All five are instantly disentigrated where they are, the ashes falling to the floor at your feet.Everyone still stares at you with amazement at what you've done in the span of a few seconds.>WRITE IN
>>40145890High fives all around!
>>40145890Angrily shout "MORE!"
>>40145890Can I get like, 50 more of these things please?
>>40145890>"Is there a stronger version I can try, next time? Or ones that work? I think these were defective, or something."
>>40145890high five raditz first then the rest of the squad, act like you did nothing special and praise raditz about how well he did. don't even acknowledge that what you did was exceptional even if someone brings it up.
>>40145890So that was boring. Can we go do something more fun now?
>>40145890Aw shit, this was supposed to be a team exercise.
>>40145303Also I am fully in support of this.Love me some badass ponytail.
>>40145963>>40145890This pretty much. Woops my bad
>>40145890>high five raditz first then the rest of the squad, act like you did nothing special and praise raditz about how well he did. don't even acknowledge that what you did was exceptional even if someone brings it up.>>40145961why did this delete?
>>40145961>>40145985okay. my 4chan was acting weird. nevermind.
>>40145999Trips confirm, your 4chan a shit.
>>40146012To be fair, all 4chans a shit. They're just OUR shit.
>>40145890>>40145985perfect reaction; don't act smug. Just be disappointed that you made a bad call on what would be a decent challenge for your team. Ask the rest of the group to vote on how to train with your remaining time.
>>40146038And boy oh boy, do we love our shit.
>>40145961Seconding this. He may be Raditz, but goddammit if he's not our Yamcha.
>>40145890So, you might have just ruined what was supposed to be a team exercise... "Oops, that was kinda boring though." Seeing an older saiyan up at the terminal, you yell at him "Hey were these things defective or something? They were really weak!"You get a shake of the head, they were evidently fully powered saibamen, that you tore apart as though they were nothing.People are still staring down at you, and there are some whispering to each other in hushed tones.Raditz looks fearful, Vegeta looks utterly confused, Broly looks somewhat concerned if you're all right after all of that, and truthfully, you feel great, better than ever in fact.There isn't a Zenkai coming your way after that fight, but still, you feel amazing.Walking over, you high five Raditz, who still seems to be in shock, Force Vegeta's hand into the movement, and let Broly do her thing.Best to act like nothing happened.>A. Apologize for stealing all of that>B. Offer another round of saibamen>C. Fight a member of your squad>D. Fight an Older Saiyan>E. Write in
>>40146107>D. Fight an Older Saiyan
>>40145890"Well that went well I guess. Good job guys! Want to try another batch, or should we take a break?"
>>40146107>A.>B. but stay out this time, let the 3 of them work as a team against say, 10 saibamen.
>>40146107>E. Write in"Wow that was really disappointing. Hey anybody wants to spar?"
>>40146107>A. Apologize for stealing all of that>B. Offer another round of saibamen
>>40146107ay man.the fuck happened to our PL?The shit did those rolls do?Should I be worried I didn't job on that 2d100?>A. Apologize for stealing all of that>B. Offer another round of saibamen
>>40146107>A. Apologize for stealing all that>D Fight an Older Saiyanask an older saiyan to spar with your whole group so you can all practice some team stratagems against an actually capable opponent
>>40146107>E. Ask someone to scan your power level, see if it changed at all since you feel stronger.
>>40146107>A. Apologize for stealing all of that
>>40146167I feel like they might run screaming in fear.
>>40146107>>A. Apologize for stealing all of that>>B. Offer another round of saibamen>> Ask for a quick Power Level scan, you feel fine, but it was weird.
>>40146178>"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about my power level?">It's... It's... Over 8000!
>>40146197>>> Ask for a quick Power Level scan, you feel fine, but it was weird.This
>>40146187Probably, since for Saiyans like 3-4k was a serious power. Nappa had like 4-5k on Earth and was considered an Ultra elite. King Vegeta had like 15k.
>>40146107>>C. Fight a member of your squadEveryone vs us. Since we ruined the last training session, we'll provide a new one.Also, Eail, is Broly topless or does she have like a tubetop on?
>>40146238Do you seriously think they'd let her run around topless, her powerlevel isn't the only thing that's maximum.
>>40146238Don't worry, puberty will hit Bruce in a couple of years, nothing for him to be curious about yet.
>>40146257Her height is too?
>>40146233Currently, there are about four adult saiyans that are stronger than youKing Vegeta, Bardock, Hanasia, and Gurkin (yes I'm stealing multiverse shit, no Hanasia is not Goku's mom)You are a very scary child>>40146238Tube top, like in pic related
>>40146238>>40146238>Also, Eail, is Broly topless or does she have like a tubetop on?
>>40146257Do you seriously think they'd want to restrain those...succulent...12 year old tits?
>>40146270Neat.Also, are we stronger then Gine? Can we go see Gine? Tell her how awesome Raditz is doing?
>>40146312Very much soYes you can if you feel like it.
>>40146107>>A. Apologize for stealing all of that>>B. Offer another round of saibamen
>>40146336Awesome, I cast my vote for going to see Gine at the meat processing plant, which in no way is influenced by her working at the Meat Processing Plant.
>>40146312Gine is a weakling to Saiyans. Not a warrior, no warrior heart.>>40146270Bet Bruce is smart enough to figure that such power jumps increase his chance of getting killed.
>>40146107>>> Ask for a quick Power Level scan, you feel fine, but it was weird.adding this to my first vote.>>40146347
"Sorry for that guys, guess I got a little too into it there." You awkwardly apologize, laughing and rubbing the back of your neck.Damn it now the rumors are just gonna get worse from here on out."So, how about we go another round eh? I'll sorta back off on it and we can really go for it as a team, sound good?"You manage to get a round of affirmation from everyone, once Vegeta and Raditz have recovered from your little power show there.Getting back up to the command console with your squad, you're just about to put in a request to have more saibamen sent to the area for your squad to fight againstThis would be your last round for the day, they don't have enough to let everyone fight and kill all day, so there's a limit at the moment."Very impressive Prince Broosel, very impressive indeed." A female voice says off to the side.A chill runs down your spine, you know that voice very well.The only woman that scares you more than Broly.It's Hanasia.Turning to face the older woman, she has her hand on her hip, looking at you with a grin."How about you step into the ring with me for a session? I'm interested to see just how strong you are.">A. Accept>B. Deny>C. Write in
>>40146401"I'd uh. Rather not. I think I've shown off enough for one day."
>>40146401>C. Blow up the planet.
>>40146401>>A. Accept>PrinceDid I miss something?
>>40146401>It's Hanasia.aw damn it>B. Denyno no no no please
>>40146401>>C. Write in>"Well, I'm sure the scouter gave accurate readings, I'm about as strong as Nappa, right? He is really strong, though."Weasel out of it! WEASEL OUT OF IT!
>>40146401>>A. AcceptWell I guess I do have a zenkai coming.
>>40146401>A. AcceptDO IT
>>40146401>>C. Write inI'd love too!But, I'm kind of in the middle of training with my teammates right now.Do you think we could fight after we're done? It's important that we learn to fight as a team before we go out on our first mission
>>40146439>A. AcceptI want her to kick our ass and get the GAINS from it
>>40146427Who is she?
>>40146401no idea who this is. but let's accept. let's see if my fight-ending luck kickss in.
>>40146401>A. AcceptScrewed if you, screwed if you don't.
>>40146462>>40146463Someone that can kick your ass
>>40146460>not going into battle with every intention of winning gloriously
>>40146463It wont.At least I dont think it will.
>>40146361>Gine is a weakling to Saiyans. Not a warrior, no warrior heart.Gine has the best power though. She's adorable and dicking the Legendary Super Saiyan.>>40146401>>A. AcceptAsk her why she isn't as adorable as Gine.
>>40146462>>40146463according to the wiki, Hanasia is Bardock's wife (Raditz's mom) and is "said to be more powerful than King Vegeta and Bardock by the time of Frieza's arrival"
>y'all niggas trying to get our legs broke.
>>40146514There are some things about Multiverse I really dislike. She's one of them. Fucking Mary Sue.
>>40146514What the fuck? Was she from xenoverse cause I've never heard of this?
>>40146480Obviously if she scares us more than Broly. Care to elaborate?>>40146514So Bardock's ex and super scary bitch!
>>40146401>>B. DenyB-but i dont wanna die....
>>40146401>AcceptWARRIOR CULTURE, BITCHES!IF SOMEONE CHALLENGES YOU TO A MOTHERFUCKING DUEL, YOU FUCKING ACCEPT, NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY'LL WOOP YOUR ASS!
>>40146528Well, the good news is, once Mrs. Bitch starts to fucking murder us, Best MAXIMUM will go MAXIMUM and beat the shit out of her.
>>40146544Dragon Ball Multiverse. The fanfic comic thing with Vegetto and Mega Ultra Chaotic Neutral Buu and Boss Namek.
>>40146528>turning down a fight>ever
>>40146587Is it good?
>>40146591>>40146571"muh saiya - OH FUCK WE'RE LOSING! BULLSHIT! BUUUUULLLLLSSHHHIIIITTTT!!!"inb4?
>>40146609It varies. It's mostly good around the beginning, quality takes a little bit of a dip when the Vegito universe gets involved, but quality increases again when they start fleshing out backstories and stop setting up certain characters from the Vegito universe as their pet characters.
>>40146609It's worth a read. Just avoid the sidestories, they're all of significantly less quality then the main story and it has a few really annoying problems such as shit like Hanasia and taking liberties with abilities and such that go against what Toriyama stated in the manga.Also, the discussion mods are retarded as fuck so don't even step into that mess.
>>40146401With every single fiber of your being, you are inclined to RUN THE FUCK AWAY from this insane lady in front of youShe's supposed to be the third strongest saiyan, just behind Bardock.Which means she can kick your ass and do it easily, so you're mostly wondering why you currently aren't pissing yourself in fear of her actually wanting to fight you."Come on kid, don't be a coward, unless you're scared of being beaten by a woman?" She grins at you, and makes goosebumps pop up everywhere.You're suddenly very aware of why Bardock married a nice sweet lady like Gine."I'll do it, let's get this over with." You eventually say, your words not entirely your own."That a boy, come on, let's get this show on the road!" She laughs, jumping into the ring and waiting for you to follow.Broly is clinging onto you, she doesn't want you to go, probably not wanting to see you get hurt as badly as you will."Gotta do it Broly... if I don't, we'll never hear the end of it. Come on, have a little faith in me yeah? I haven't let you down before, even if she beats me up, I'll be good as new in a bit." You flash her a smile, and eventually the tall saiyan lets you go.Jumping down into the ring with Hanasia, she motions for you to make the first move>A. Charge>B. Defend>C. Ki attacks>D. Keep away>E Write in
>>40146644>>C. Ki attacksTo blind/disorientinto>A. Charge
>>40146635Fuck no m8You'll never hear that shit from me. A honorable death is just and deserving of a Saiyan, and something I'd gladly accept
>>40146644>>D. Keep awayThink to ourselves "WHAT IS IT WITH ME AND CRAZY CHICKS"
>>40146644>C. Ki attacksGive her the lightning!
>>40146644>>E Write in>trip and fall flat on our face>C. Ki attacks>D. Keep away
>>40146644>>C. Ki attacksFrom the air, then dive down and commence an aerial assualt with>A. Charge
>>40146640>>40146641Future Gohan defeats Babidi because Babidi is an idiot.That was fucking hair-pulling bad.Also the Bojack special... just... the Bojack special...
>>40146635Pretty sure we're expecting to lose. We hoping to live through this and get a big Zenkai out of it too. But yeah we're fucked, and not in the fun way.
>>40146690Broly isn't crazy, just a bit clingly to the only person who ever treated her more then either a monster, or a nuicense.
>>40146688>willing to get the MC killed over stupid shit>asshole confirmed.Well at least you're honest, I'll give you props for that.Dont u lie to me u lil shit.
>>40146644>>C. Ki attackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duz3yF2dIAU
Rolled 42, 55, 46 = 143 (3d100)>>40146644General idea seems to be Ki attacks into chargeROLL ME 1d100 SUCKERS
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>40146752
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>40146752
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>40146752welp
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>40146752
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>40146752
>>40146759aww yeah time to get my ass handed to me.
>>40146769WHAT THE FUCK
>>40146769Oh thank god you came in when you did.
>>40146769Space Jesus on a motherfucking Space Boat.
>>40146769Deliver us from Hell!
>>40146759I told you that your roll wouldn't work.
>>40146735You're making a lot of assumptions there friend. I ain't trying to ruin the quest or shit on anyone's fun. I just always enjoy a good fight in whatever game I'm in and I don't get upset if I ever die because its just a game to me.Besides we're a Saiyan. We are supposed to relish a fight against a powerful foe, and that just happens to be how I feel OOC too. I'm honestly not fucking with you
>>40146781Eail you should know by now not to expect anything less. I mean it's how many times now?
>>40146781>>40146782>>40146783>>40146788Some one post some Manowar! Preferably hail and kill or crown of fire.
I'll bet we're still gonna barely hold our own. She's gotta have a WAY higher modifier then us.
>>40146792Canonically, no saiyan is ever willing to die, they just dont accept it. They fight as hard as the can to live, there is no "honorable death" for saiyans.They live to fight, not to die.I mean shit, look at Vegeta, had his pride wrecked, his body wrecked, should have died, but refused to die, even in battle.He is the archetypal saiyan in his first appearance.
>>40146781I love the fact that you are using improvaizen reaction pics to show the lvl of what the fuck the dice are giving you.But that will just make the dice gods mess with you more you know.
>>40146781Always funny to see that posted, when there was a bleach quest running earlier today too.I guess Bruce will get getting too swole for planet Vegeta.How long before the King sends him to the far off side of the Galaxy?
>>40146783Space Jesus? No, my brother. Have you heard the word about our good lord and capricious master, Super RNGesus?
>>40146834You beat her even with her modifier
>>40146851Even so it would probably be more of a really lucky hit.I think?
>>40146851King Vegeta is going to have an aneurysm isn't he?
>>40146841RNGesus giveth, RNGesus taketh away.
>>40146841The false savior, surely. There is only one true space jesus, and he lives inside all of us.
>>40146851Attribute it to tactics and fighting dirty, cause we don't want to die!
>>40146851MAAAAXXXXIIIIMUUUUUUUMMMM!!!!!Super attack, go?Mjolnir, I call upon thee!
https://youtu.be/ESDAXKC2418?t=118 Vegeta from here to 2:16 is Bruce right now.
>>40146835That may be a better way of phrasing it actually. Perhaps "put your life on the line" would be a lot more accurate a description of Saiyan mentality than "willing to die". It's not like saiyans are ever the kind to give up easily
>>40146644Well, if you're gonna do this, you might as well do it right!Getting a running start, you launch yourself off the edge of the platform down into the ring.On your way down to the ground, you launch a series of powerful ki blasts towards Hanasia, as powerful as you can make them.Not expecting your attacks to have much power behind them, when they impact with Hanasia, she gives a few grunts of pain, and is knocked off balance.Allowing you to get in close and promptly starting to beat the ever loving hell out of her.Kicks to the leg, aiming at breaking her knee, an attempt to break her nose, anything you can think of to do damage to Hanasia.None of it works, there's no crunch, but you're putting a helluva beating on the woman!>A. Attack! Don't let up!>B. Fall back and defend before she retaliates!>C. Ki attack now!>D. Write in
>>40146882Pagan! You will regret your choice when Super RNGesus gathers all seven of the 1-7 sided die, and ascends his throne of 1s. Or maybe you won't. It's kinda random.
>>40146930>C. FULL POWER CHARGE ATTACK!
>>40146930>C.Big guns, big guns!
>>40146930>>A. Attack! Don't let up!Keep momentum!
>>40146930>AAs in A for ASSKICKING!
>>40146930>A. Attack! Don't let up!
>>40146930>D. Write inbreak into battlesong
My hype is overwhelming, this can only end in terrible, horrible pain.
>>40146930>C. Something that can actually hurt her, like kamehameha, but BIGGER!
>>40146930>A. Attack! Don't let up!Push the assault, lets give her the beating of her life. And a free Zenkai courtesy of Bruce!
>>40146930>>B. Fall back and defend before she retaliates!
>>40146930>>A. Attack! Don't let up!Something I've never understood: if when a Saiyan is "teleporting" around the battlefield, they're just moving incredibly fast, why don't they ever put that momentum into their attacks? They always stop and THEN throw the punch.
>>40146930>>A. Attack! Don't let up!Maybe our fists will start to spew electricity if we roll high enough on the next one.
Rolled 3, 60, 58 = 121 (3d100)>>40146930PUNCH THAT BITCH IN HER MOUTH1d100 ME FOOLS
Rolled 37 (1d100)cooome on lucks.>>40147006
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>40147006welp 2
>>40146993I dunno. Maybe the impact of blows actually slows them down enough so that it only appears like they've stopped teleporting?
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>40147006Space Jesus, guide my cock!
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>40147006
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>40146993Goku actually does learn to teleport later, and moving that fast to a certain location requires precision focus that's not too good for hitting.>>40147006
>>40147015MY HYPE!ALL MY FUCKING HYPE!Electric fists are a go!?
>>40146933I have to ask did you have that pic laying around or did you just find that. That is some sweet sweet critfailium that throne is made out of, a metal vastly weaker than all others, barely able to support anything.
>>40147015>>40147019Thats actually impressive, thank god you are late.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>40147006ROLL
>>40147026Out of curiosity what is her modifier? + 25?
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>40147006
>>40147019Doesn't count btw, I dont take negative crits
>>40147015Anon, you are the hero this thread deserves. And also possibly the one it needs. Good job.
>>40146974No matter what we do, I agree with this. Battle song is go.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
>>40147057Damnit. I was hoping.
>>40147019Way to go!
>>40147015Thus Space Jesus guideth thine cock, showing it thine way, and he when he looketh upon it, he saw that it was good.
>>40147073>not linking "KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN HA!" When rolling your dice
>>40147026Does it still beat her after modifiers?>>40147105>choosing anything other than rawhide for that.
>>40147015Upon breaking through Hanasia's defenses, Bruce's mind wandered, and briefly considered what would happen if he ended up with Broly instead of a nice mild-mannered and caring woman like Gine. It wasn't impossible, after all; many Saiyans spent months or years away from home, and usually ended up hooking up with a female member of their team more often than not. Naturally, being a member of a warlike and martial species, he contemplated what life would be like if he wasn't able to at least hold his own against Broly in a sparring match. In this very moment, Bruce's fists were guided not only by his willingness to excel and his eagerness to fight a new opponent, but also by a extreme desire to remain in control his own destiny.
>>40147105Pretty sure Bruce's song at this point is King of Kings.
>>40146930You don't know what's happening, you shouldn't be able to do this, Hanasia is much stronger than you are, but you're winning.She's not even taking it easy on you, she might have at first, but you can tell, the woman is actually attempting to combat you with her full strength.People are flooding into the center to watch this match, all eyes are on you, literally.What are you?With a fierce punch, you get Hanasia in her face so hard, she's spitting blood as the blow rolls off of her cheek.Why are you beating her?Hanasia can't even begin to mount a proper defense against your attacks, she's currently being dominated by a Saiyan that's never even been on a mision before.Are... are you a Super Saiyan?>A. Keep attacking, finish her!>B. You need to fall back and defend quick>C. Ki attack, full power!>D. Write in
>>40147156>C!>C!>C!DISINTEGRATE HER! SHOW THESE FOOLS YOUR MIGHT!
>>40147156>>D. Write inBring the Hammer down.
>>40147156>A. Keep attacking, finish her!For glory gentlemen. Seriously lets RIDE THE HYPE TRAIN, AND SEE WHERE IT TAKES US!
>>40147156>>C. Ki attack, full power!Hammer of dawn!
>>40147156A, knock her the fuck out.
>>40147156>A. Keep attacking, finish her!FINISH HER
>>40147156>>A. Keep attacking, finish her!
>>40147156>C. Ki attackWipe the floor with her.
>>40147156>>A. Keep attacking, finish her!"This is for RADITZ and his hot, yet adorable mom!"
>>40147156>C. Ki attack, full power!Give her the thunder!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0What I'm currently imagining as this goes on.
I'm not out of shape, not in the slightest, but holy fuck, I am sweating, my face hurts from laughing and grinning, my body feels like it is on fire and my sides just passed Andromeda.These rolls are going to kill me.
>>40147156>C. Ki attack, full power!Remember. She challenged us.
>>40147156>C.GO BIG OR GO HOME
>>40147156>D. Write inConsider throwing the match, because of the extremely dangerous position you're putting yourself in with all this attention.Then >A. Keep attacking, finish her!You're a Saiyan. You will not betray your pride or honor.
>>40147210What the hell is he? Are you sure Bruce isn't a super human with a tail?
>>40147148That is beautiful, thank you Morgan Freeman.Space jesus bless you.
>tfw Broly isn't MAXIMUM, but Bruce is instead
>>40147156>>A. Keep attacking, finish her!>>40147224this also.Bruce does not want to be King.Paperwork, who wants that shit.
>>40147156>C.Blown the fuck out, LITERALLY!
Dear God.It takes training to control the Oozaru. Bruce is 11. He probably doesn't have the training required, but as an Oozaru he could probably tank the weaker Ginyu Force members.
>>40147244No, No. Broly is MAXIMUM. She's just hiding it because she thinks Bruce wouldn't like someone who's stronger then him and doesn't want to show him up.
Rolled 90, 12, 89 = 191 (3d100)KI BLAST WON OUT PLEASE ROLL ME A 1d100
Rolled 17 (1d100)\>>40147280
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>40147280
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>40147280Okay, you win this time.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>40147280
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>40147280FUG
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>40147280>Rolled 90, 12, 89 = 191 (3d100)I don't know if we're going to win this one.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>40147280Shirt she wins
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>40147280LETS GO BOYS
>>40147287You made a good show but she is pissed.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>40147280SHIT, SHIT, SHITDICE GODS, PLEASE GIVE US A POSITIVE CRIT
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>40147280Jesus Eail.
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>40147280Come on Space Jesus
>>40147280>>40147287God damn. She's actually trying. Hope my 78 is enough to not get us killed.
>>40147156>CPower levels are shiiiiiiiiiit!
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>40147280crit
>>40147280Is it bad I'm imagining she tosses up a powerball just to beat the shit out of us?In any case, desperation is one HELL of a drug.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>40147280SHE'S ANGRY!
King Vegeta is going to make a move on us if we beat her... I'm sure of it
>>40147280Considering how weak she is, we should still win, you will probably throw a serious counter punch, then we will blast her and burn the shit out of her.Eail best of 3 or 5?
>>40147287Not grat but you might have at least bought us some time
>>40147319If she does I'll laugh. For her to get THIS desperate in a fight against a child she offered for the Lulz, it'll look really bad on her.
>>40147326Oh my... How scandalous.
>>40147280Up until this I was imagining pic related more than >>40147210
>>40147333Would you freak out if a damn 11 y/o came out of no where and starting pushing your shit in with maximum prejudice when you are supposed to be one of the strongest around?I would, hell yes I would.
Rolled 98, 40 = 138 (2d100)>>40147280Your blows might not be enough to properly finish it as is, you haven't been able to knock her down yet, let alone actually knock Hanasia out.Sinking your fist into her gut, you then leap back away from Hanasia, extending your palms outwards crackling yellow energy concentrating into both of them.Slamming your palms together you unleash your energy wave towards Hanasia, who has managed to recover enough enough to send her own Purple wave against yours.As the two attacks clash against one another, it appears that she's starting to get her second wind, even with blood starting to pour down her face, Hanasia is determined to win this.Your mind goes back to when you were teaching Raditz>"These are really draining but can usually decide a fight if you get into them! You need to figure out what works best for you! A sudden burst of power to end it, or pure overwhelming force in a stream!"You've got the power within you to beat Hanasia, you just have to tap into it, bring it fort, let it explode!>ROLL ME 1d100 PLEASE>Hanasia has lost 1 dice due to exhaustion
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>40147380I have to do this! FOR MY PEOPLE!
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>40147380FULL POWER
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>40147380
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>40147380Yeah she just crit.
>>40147380well... shitOn the bright side.If you guys manage to get Bruce hyped enough, and tap into his inner badass, modifiers?
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>40147380MAXIMUM CARROTS!
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>40147380
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>40147380
>>40147397>>40147398>>40147399Fuck she just kicked our ass.
>>40147403I forget best of 3 or 5?
>>40147400FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET US TAKE THIS.Since we are tapping into our power Eail can we have this?
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>40147380Well, it was fun, guys.She's still brutal.Maybe we'll still be standing after this.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>40147380>feign weakness>when she attempts to capitalize we crush her.
>>40147435Feign weakness>Rolls a 1
>>40147429Yeah, can we just, you know, catch that die she dropped?
>>40147424Well, at least Bruce gave a good showing, and it teaches him a valuable lesson: raw power is good, but so is actual experience.
>>40147380Bruce, you've just beat the shit out of one of the strongest people on the planet. You might lose, but you can lose showily. When she starts to push back, pump abit of energy into your blast so it explodes.Then while there's a DBZ Style Dustcloud, explode out of it from her side and punch the bitch upside the head with all your might.If you lose, LOSE WITH SO MUCH STYLE, BROLY CREAMS HERSELF!
>>40147440>WAY too fucking strong.>scouters say his PL is 120million.
SO THIS MIGHT BE A SHTTY THING TO DO AND SOME GM'S MIGHT NOT APPROVEBUT IF YOU CAN GET ME FUCKING HYPEAND GET INSIDE OF BRUCE'S HEADDIG DEEP INSIDE OF HIMDRAW OUT THAT POWERDO IT>Best of five already, you have the chance here to get a modifier
>>40147403Okay ill try.BRUCE! YOU CAN DO THIS! YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE BETTER THAN ANYONE BEFORE YOU, YOU CAN BECOME LEGEND AND SURPASS IT! YOU HAVE IT ALL WITHIN YOU, JUST LET YOUR TRUE POWER BUILD UP, AND RELEASE! BUILD IT UP, AND LET YOUR TRUE POWER EXPLODE (with that>>40147400 93 right there) DO IT BRUUUUUUCE!
>>40147429You're riding too high on the hype train, anon. Sometimes, the dice just roll low no matter how agonizingly close that 90 came to being the third roll. You win some, you lose some.
>>40147435>fail at feigning weakness>accidentally destroy planet Vegeta.
>>40147458This -> >>40147446>SO THIS MIGHT BE A SHTTY THING TO DOFuck that. I'm love GMs that try to get the players excited and hype.
>>40147458Here, this is all you need.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5p6qpG3bLA
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>40147458HYYYYYPE!!!!I dont know what the fuck I am doing.But I feel like I lost weight from how pumped this has got me.
>>40147458BRUUUUUUUCE, THIS IS FRIEZAS ALCOHOLIC COUSIN! YOU AM THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN, YOU CAN WIN, YOU FEEL GREAT, YOU CAN DO THIS!
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>40147458I BELIEVE!
>>40147458BRUCE HAS GONE FARTHER THAN ANY OTHER SAIYAN HAS BEFORE AT HIS AGE! HE'S DEFEATED SAIBAMEN THAT CAN RIVAL ELITES, AND HE TOOK FIVE AT ONCE! HE CAN KEEP CLIMBING AND HE HAS MORE THAN ENOUGH POTENTIAL TO DO IT, HE JUST NEEDS TO USE IT! IF HE CAN BEAT HASA-WHOEVER, HIS NAME WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF THE STRONGEST SAIYANS THERE EVER WAS BEFORE HIS BALLS EVEN DROP! THAT'S WHY HE NEEDS TO JUST FIGHT!
>>40147458CMON BRUCE, DIG DEEP WITH YOUR MAXIMUM SAIYAN POTENTIAL AND BECOME LIKE NO OTHER, BECOME INVINCIBLE, BECOME THE STRONGEST! BECOME THE ONE ALL OTHERS LOOK UP TO AND FEAR AND RESPECT! BECOME THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!
>>40147458https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alIxvD1sr8Bruce. Remember these words, they will guide you well!
>>40147458BRUCE IF YOU DO THIS, YOU WILL BE A MAN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V06DISKajss
Gentlemen, do me one last favor won't you?Just as a small little testRoll me a 1d100Best of fiveI'd like to see what happens
>>40147458We became a leader today. Only 11 fucking years old and we clawed our way to leadership, just like our father before us! We're going to make him proud and show the universe the power of the Saiyan people! This is our day! WE WON'T LET ANYONE TAKE IT FROM US!FIGHT!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yCmTJVew_tY
>>40147499Us in about five seconds to Hanasia when we overpower the shit out of her.
>>40147458Bruce. You're standing here in a power clash against one of the strongest Saiyans in the universe. She's bloodied, bruised, and exhausted, and you, my Saiyan friend, don't have a scratch on you.You're winning.You can have this day.But only if you fight through this onslaught.Do it for Broly, do it for Raditz, do it for your father, but most of all, do it for you.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>40147520
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>40147520Everything happens, Eail
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>40147520
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>40147520
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>40147520
>>40147529>>40147520Fuck it, I don't need to roll.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>40147520Certainly
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>40147520>>40147529HYYYYYPE!
>>40147529Only needed one boss.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>40147520Here!
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>40147520
>>40147525>>40147529>>40147541>>40147545>>40147547>>40147548I AM YOUR GOD NOW!
>>40147458My name...is Bruce. AND MY WILL IS FAR GREATER THAN YOURS! I AM NOT THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN, FOR MY POWER WILL BE EVEN GREATER THAN HIS OWN! I WILL BE THE GREATEST SAIYAN WHO EVER LIVED!AND RIGHT NOW, I GOTTA KICK YOUR ASS!
>>40147520>>40147529I AM CHAMPION CHRISTMAS!
Too much hype, too much power.Too pumped.We need to calm down.BRUCE! Fuck son!You crazy!Calm down!Fuck!
>>40147556I mean you can't have him go SS here cause Nappa and Femgeta would have mentioned it in SAQ. What the hell is going on?
>>40147570Do you mean Frieza Day?
>>40147563Aaaaaaand I'm late.Well, I wasn't needed to begin with I suppose.
>>40147556And in that very moment...Bruce got Gud
>>40147588It's Bruce Day now.
>>40147588NO! I MEAN CHRISTMAS!
>>40147529mfw i roll a 99
ITT: holy shit we are the stronkest fuck in the universe.
>>40147619>mfw we woke Beerus up
>>40147585but anon they did mention specifically that though, they said the legendary SS is either broly or us.this is clearly why.
>>40147619congratulations broosles You just helped Frieza make up his mind on whether to make lovely fireworks out of Planet Vegeta or not.
Nappa: hey Arctus! About those kids I mentioned...
Is Bruce now John Cena? We need a drawfag to do a Bruce image.
>>40147638They said 'could have been' that implies that they hadn't gone SS yet since they'd seen them.
King Vegeta is going to butt clench so hard that it destroys his throne. He will then straighten his body from its squat over a pile of dust, and he will mosey over here rather quickly and beat the smug out of us. >actually we're going to roll 100s against him until he dies and we become the new king
>>40147652LOL BRUCE WINS
>>40147667>guys why is the king weaker then raditz>.... guys?
Next we roll for how well we bang Broly.All ones.Wet spot beneath Broly now?
>>40147638I still seriously think Broly is way stronger then Bruce and she's just hiding it because she wants him to like her.
>>40147679I can just imagine that as a taunt>Radditz fought harder than this! And he's Radditz!
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>40147683Fuck it I rolled a 99 may as well see if that ate all my luck.
>>40147683Still not as fast as Burter
>>40147698You got one 9 of 99.
>>40147690She was a sickly kid, so either sickness zenkai and she knows how to hide her PL at this young an age, or she isn't MAXIMUM yet.She wasn't born with 10k PL like in canon.
>>40147698Well you got another 9....
>>40147690>bruce went full SSJ>broly says fuck it since she now has someone she can appropriately train with now without breaking in half>this is the real reason why planet vegeta exploded, not frieza day.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>40147698Just completing the trips, is my guess.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>40147683I AM THE ONE TRUE 99 ROLLER, NOT THEY,
>>40147520No... no... she's starting to overpower you, all the work you've put into this already, and she's starting to beat you!This is justs supposed to be a training session... but... it's more than that.You're a child, you're eleven years old, this is your first day of even being a part of a saiyan squadron, you'venever even been on a mission before.Yet here you are, you're beating the third strongest saiyan alive, Hanasia.You're standing here in a power clash against one of the strongest Saiyans in the universe. She's bloodied, bruised, and exhausted, and you, my Saiyan friend, don't have a scratch on you.You're winning.You can have this day.But only if you fight through this onslaught.This one is for your Father, who died by a traitors hands.For Raditz, who was always put down and never given a chanceFor Broly, the girl that loves you because you treated her like a personBut most of all... THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!Your name is Bruce, AND YOU WONT LOSE YOUR WAYWith a scream, you force all that you are into this attack, completely forcing back Hanasia's energy wave and colliding with the older Saiyan, sending her flying back into the wall as your attack engulfs her.When you end it, Hanasia drops to the floor, bleeding heavily, and knocked out.You beat Hanasia.>A. Stand tall, stand proud.>B. Let yourself collapse>C. Say something
>>40147703>>40147707>>40147708Fuck it, Close enough.
>>40147717>A.>C. COME AT ME KING VEGETA
>>40147717>>C. Say somethingFuck you, you self-insert sue bitch.
>>40147717>B. Let yourself collapseI mean we are 11...
>>40147717>A. Stand tall, stand proud.>B. Let yourself collapse>C. Say something"Imma pass out now."
>>40147717>>B. Let yourself collapseTo one knee then slowly pick yourself back upinto>A. Stand tall, stand proud.
>>40147717>>A. Stand tall, stand proud.
>>40147717>>C. Say something>"Hey guys, I think this one is defective too, hehe.."
>>40147717>A. Stand tall, stand proud.Don't say anything, just stand and have a grin/smirk on your face.
>>40147717>A. Stand tall, stand proud.lets make a grand exit then collapse in a pile of burned organs and the like.
>>40147717>>B. Let yourself collapse...Hah! Kicked her ass, Raditz.
>>40147717>Say somethingWoooo!Then>collapse.>She's bloodied, bruised, and exhausted, and you, my Saiyan friend, don't have a scratch on you.Hah! He used my thing!Yay!
>>40147717>Brush dust off of clothes>Ask if the team is okay with you taking a water break.
>>40147717>C. Say somethingRadditz, you up for another go?
So when is Broly gonna come down here and give us a hug, god dammit?
>>40147744>>40147717hahaha time for middleground.
>>40147717Don't Lose Your Way~!
>>40147717>C. Say something*fist flex*"Groovy."
>>40147772>we squeak again>everyone starts laughing
>>40147772She's probably already running to is.That or on her knees from the intensity of her orgasm.
>>40147786>That or on her knees from the intensity of her orgasm.To be fair, I'm a bit out of breath, my knees are weak.My arms are heavy.I dropped all of my fucking spaghetti.
I AM SUPER SAND LESBIAN!
>>40147767This needs to be used everytime we destroy someone.Thank you based imageanon.>>40147772Prolly.
I'd like to point out I have no fucking idea what your power level is nowI seriously dont know what happened in this thread.You guys were supposed to get stomped by Hanasia and get DEM GAINS from ZenkaiInstead you're now Kaguya or somethingWhat the fuckAre you The Legendary Super Saiyan?
>>40147772I'm fine with a victory hug. Besides we are going to need someone to tend to our wounds, and nurse Broly sounds hilarious.
All this talk of Bruce Campbell. And now I've got this stuck in my head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxYJmfjVwqA
>>40147805Fuck it sure, have Bruce and Broly be LSS battle couple.
>>40147805No, we're just Broosel.Guys, no SSJ for Broosel, his PL is just fucking broken.Oozaru, though. watch the fuck out.
>>40147802>>40147805I REPEAT"I AM SUPER SAND LESBIAN"Sorry I am super hype after rolling that 99.I'm also the one who broke vegetas nose so this quest is awesome to me now.
>>40147826That idea sounds awesome.
>>40147805I feel something shaking in my bonesAnd the only way I can describe the feeling isDRAGON BALL Z!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>40147805We have become the Hype Eail.And there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.(Embrace the hype Eail.)
>>40147805well we beat the ever living hell out of the third strongest saiyan whos about bardocks strength so at least 10,000i vote for somewhere around where canon vegetas was when he landed on earth and when he and goku originally fought.
>>40147826That sounds amazing
>>40147805We're on the hype train now, and there can be no breaks.King Vegeta is gonna want to kill us, but he can't just chop our heads off, cause we're like, the 3rd strongest sayian ever, at eleven.He also can't send us on suicide missions cause his daughter's on our squad.Frieza's gonna wreck our shit isn't he...?
So that's what Bruce's boomstick does
>>40147826(Lssj Septuplets when?)
>>40147866naw this is when we flee for our life with our waifu across the galaxy.
>>40147872The way Broly already clings to Bruce? They are already out there in SAQ time.
>>40147866>Frieza, I have a present for you.>Bruce punches Frieza so hard he ACTUALLY hurts him>and thus Frieza became a bitch and tried to kill all the saiyans.>Bruce was never seen again, nor Broly
>>40147805We ROCKED THE DRAGON!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c8FzDm4Gbo
Be careful of the hype. It can boost players to the greatest of heights, but it can condition them to always expect success and to be rather salty or expect the QM to bend the rules when they don't roll well.
>>40147866I don't know how smart/twisted Vegeta is, but he might tell Bardock to kill us or else he'll kill him and his family or something
As Hanasia falls to the ground, you manage to stay upright for several seconds, before you drop to your knee, panting.No... you won, you'll stand tall and embrace your victory.With shakey legs, you force yourself back up to stand proud, it's taking everything you have to do so, but you raise your fist into the air, declaring your victory.And the crowd goes absolutely fucking mental.You've never heard such a loud roar in your life, it's overwhelming with how much they're cheering for you."Broosel, Broosel, Broosel!!!" They chant.You allow a small smile to show up on your face when you hear them, but you aren't prepared for what happens next.Broly flies into your arms, hugging you as tightly as she can, and Raditz is right behind her, laughing his head off and smiling.Clasping a hand on your shoulder, he looks incredibly happy "You did it Bruce! You're the best!"Maybe... just maybe>WRITE IN
>>40147884That's even worse than Hanasia, anon. Be careful that you don't turn the protag into the worst type of character.
>>40147897"That...was fun."NOW pass out in Broly's arms.
>>40147897Honk Broly, high five Raditz, then pass out in her arms.
>>40147897this is when we walk off to our room and collapse for the day.fuck we gotta be tired or some shit.
>>40147897I hope you don't mind if I take 5. I'm kinda thirsty>pass out.
>>40147908Couldn't say it any better myself.
>>40147897>So who's buying dinner?
>>40147897>Hug Broly back again, then pass out.
>>40147897"I'm... kind of hungry again." Then pass out.
Holy shit this is the hypest thread I've ever done seen, what da fuq went on here?
>>40147908>>40147918>>40147920Second. Also can we end the quest now. I have to be up for work in like 5 hours.
>>40147897Write in: We need food. Start with whats her face.(Seriously lets go eat something somewhere before king veggie ganks us through instagibs)
>>40147897squeak and maybe make some rolls to not be liquefied by Broly >Broly's affection is going to be Bruce's only source of Zenkai
>>40147897"Well shucks... Hey you guys want to go hit up the buffet again? That fight actually made me pretty hungry"
>>40147936Next post is the last
>>40147935Miracles happened. The Dice God came down to us, and he said "Go forth, my children." And we went forth.
>>40147884The dice gods are fickle. NEVER expect success to last.They give merely so they can laugh at your suffering when they take all that you have.
>>40147936Dude go to sleep and catch the last of it in the archives. We won't fuck up.
>>40147935wizardry and hype happened anon.wizardry and hype.
>>40147908I will support this i suppose, its fitting and Broly would love it.
>>40147954That may be true, but they can never take this moment from us anon. REJOICE!
>>40147976No, but they can kill Vegeta or Nappa in SAQ.
>>40147990They can also make anons so salty in a crossover quest that the QM has to make the PoV character win instead of letting the dice decide.
>>40148010POV character would have won if people had rolled correctly.
Highfiving Raditz, and hugging Broly back, you and your friends all share a laugh together... more like a slight giggle in Broly's case though."That was... fun. So, whose gonna buy dinner? I'm starving after that fight." You manage to force out, though you can already feel yourself starting to fade a little bit.You tink you'll just have a little bit of a nap, nothing big... just a few minutes will do.As the darkness starts to overtake your vision, the last thing you feel is Broly still hugging onto you."I'm proud of you." You hear from her soft voice.That makes this all the better.>SAIYAN WARRIOR QUEST #2 ENDWhat the actual fuck was thatSpace ChristI love you people>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail
>>40148021>"I'm proud of you." You hear from her soft voice.She knows we are tapping into LSS like she already did.
>>40148021So, on a scale of 1 to Oh, shit. How Bruce is everyone right now?
>>40148021Awww we love you too man
>>40148021Enjoy.Now you have to write a mission for that team.As if King Vegeta now won't just want you to go away.
>>40148021We love you to.
>>40148021What in the space fuck just happened?
>>40148021Next Space warrior when?Next Space alcoholic when?Had great fun Eail as always, i love your quests.
>>40148021So has Vegeta decided that we SHOULD be the leader of the squad, now?No fluke, no bullshit?This is important. kek.
>>40148050Bruce just rolled amazing all thread and beat the fuck out of everything.
>>40148062>everything.No really, Krillin felt this on earth.
>>40148071And Yamcha got his other leg broken.
>>40148078DKP decided not to go out to conquer the world, today.
>>40148037Maybe>>40148039BRUCE>>40148041Nerd>>40148043I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING>>40148050I DONT KNOW>>40148052We may do another SWQ tomorrowI wouldn't expect a return to SAQ until Tuesday?ALSO HANASIA IS TOTALLY INTERESTED IN YOU NOW IN MANY WAYSDOES THAT IMPLY /ss/ ?I DONT KNOW
>>40148100Why don't you know!? If you don't how can we?!
>>40148100>ALSO HANASIA IS TOTALLY INTERESTED IN YOU NOW IN MANY WAYSThats okay, Broly will just kill her.
>>40148100>ALSO HANASIA IS TOTALLY INTERESTED IN YOU NOW IN MANY WAYSTrying to trigger Broly's LSS movement then?
>>40148100She's a masochist.I can only imagine her showing up at Bruce's place >"Come on, let's spar again, please!? It'll be fun!"
>>40148100Are there going to be terrible consequences for Bruce displaying a startling amount of power when that's exactly why King Vegeta put him on watch in the first place?
>>40148100>ALSO HANASIA IS TOTALLY INTERESTED IN YOU NOW IN MANY WAYS>DOES THAT IMPLY /ss/ ?>I DONT KNOWi'm entirely alright with this.
>>40148100>ALSO HANASIA IS TOTALLY INTERESTED IN YOU NOW IN MANY WAYSFuck her. We don't want any /ss/ unless it's with adorable older women like Gine.Besides, we have Broly. And I'm fairly sure anyone else trying to get their hands on the ol' sprout will cause her to LSSJ their fist up their ass.
>LSSJ Broly due to Hanasia hitting on Bruce, she kills Hanasia, then doms Bruce for the rest of the day because hey, LSSJ, can't control it
>>40148100I need an adult
>>40148127A'yup>>40148132>>40148138>>40148121I find the idea of Hanasia showing up in Bruce's room at night sweaty and panting, incredibly eager to spar, forcing him up against a wall until he agrees, whispering in his ear how much fun it would be.I find that incredibly nice
>>40148100Oh Eail, you and your implications.It seriously just gets into increasingly more insane situations and hype.You know exactly what you are doing. Im glad you keep doing this.
>>40148100Okay, so in the movie, Broly's hair turns blue when she goes Super Saiyan, right? So is LSS an improved version of SSGSS, or maybe a 2nd/3rd grade of it like with Trunks?
>>40148158Whoa, calm down, I only have eyes for best MAXIMUM.I will not be tempted by such a harlot as this!Well, maybe if she has really nice abs.
>>40148158>I find the idea of Hanasia showing up in Bruce's room at night sweaty and panting, incredibly eager to spar, forcing him up against a wall until he agrees, whispering in his ear how much fun it would be.>I find that incredibly niceI am okay with all of this. Please tell me you will have chuckles on speed dial for this shit.
>>40148163I can actually answer that oneBroly has blue hair because he was still under the control of Paragus' ring thing kinda, but not fully.In SECOND COMING, he fights as a normal super saiyan for a while, and his hair is gold
>>40148163SSG is FAR more powerful than Broly LSSJ, and his hair turned green, as did his aura.
>>40148156She IS an adult.
>>40148196She very much is
>>40148194It gets weird though. Like, I'm willing to bet pic related could stand on even grounds with SSG.Fuck, LSSJ3 could probably do it.
>>40148194Broly still lived after Goku got his friends' collective energy to punch him in the chest. There could be something godly in that.
>>40148211GT isn't real.But SSJ4 isn't as strong as SSG either, since SSJ Vegito is easily SSJ4 tier, probably more. But SSJ3 Vegito is chump change next to Beerus, and thus SSG.
SoArt of Bruce when?The ultimate hypeEH?HYPEYPE
>>40148229Go make a Saiyan on Xenoverse like you did Arctus
>>40148226The first SSJ in there should have a 3 behind it for Vegito.Damn you keyboard.
>>40148226Actually, GT is real. It's an alternate timeline off the main one. >But SSJ3 Vegito is chump change next to BeerusHow are you backing this claim?
>>40148239Can Xenoverse properly convey the hype though?
>>40148229So I guess once you bother Chuckles enough, Bruce will get his first sexual experience at the age of 11, with a woman he beat the everliving shit out of.Saiyans.
>>40148256>How are you backing this claim?Pretty sure Goku said this himself in BoG. Or something along those lines. I can't rememebr where, exactly.And no, GT isn't real.I will fight you.I will fight you in a circle of polar bears wearing nothing but a bucket as a shoe.
>>40148226>>40148241Actually, guidebooks have stated BASE Vegetto being on par with Super Saiyan 4.Vegetto at Super Saiyan 3 is 400x stronger than that.Super Saiyan God makes even THAT look like a chump.>>40148256It's stated in the movie itself. Neither form of Fusion would be a match for Beerus.
>>40148229I can only ever see Bruce as little John Cena now
>>40148289That's it.Broly is the LSSJBruce is the HSSJ
>>40148296Was writing Shota Smut a part of your plan?
>>40148278Xenoverse totally says it is.
>>40148296Eail, can we have SSJ4 in quest just so we can have monkey bitches running around without shirts?
>>40148278It is real so long as Beerus gets his pudding.
>>40148278>>40148309GT is the timeline where Beerus got his pudding.
>>40148309No, it isn't.Your house.Pic related.I'm bringing my gramma-ma.
>>40148318You mean like this?Because that might happen anyways
>>40148328Yes, like that.>>40148327It is. You're just some fag on the internet, Xenoverse is official product. GT totally is real and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>40148328>>40148318>implying Broly will wear a shirt normally>she doesn't just so that Bruce can get pissed at people staring at her and beat them half to death.>what a tease.
>>40148258Temporarily, we need some real art but maybe make a grown up bruce for the mean time.We will get a drawfag at some point, don't you worry.
>>40148318They'll still have fur, although the cleavage will be maximum.
>>40148340>GT totally is real and there's nothing you can do about it.I mean, if I really wanted, I could go and threaten the lives of the owners of the IP and force them to change it.Sure, I'd get arrested, but hey, I -could- do it.Doing things isn't the hard part, it's thing staying changed that is hard.Not even internet tough guy shit, any one of us here could do it, no big deal.Eh.
>>40148351I'll tryARE YOU GUYS COOL WITH BRUCE HAVING SOME KICKASS TRUNKS-LIKE HAIR AND A PONYTAILCAUSE I AM
>>40148372only if he has Mr. Gohan's bangs
>>40148372Bruce wears dorky saiyan battle armor jorts and has no shirtbecause who will argue with him about that
>>40148372Sometimes I wonder what other QMs think when shit gets this hype in a thread.
>>40148375This...I like thisI like this a lot
>>40148383Bruce, why the fuck do you wear that? Doesn't it chafe horribly?>glare.
>>40148392Ha, knew you would!Does Vegeta wear Bloomers?
>>40148375Or did you mean Super Saiyan?>>40148391I have no idea>>40148383pls
>>40148375>>40148392>>40148401Forgot the Super Saiyan image>>40148401Are you brave enough to find out?
>>40148402There's a difference with his super saiyan bangs?
>>40148402>I have no ideaI feel like this is a karmic balance.That rolling shitstorm that happened in SAQ, this is the opposite reaction.This is the quest Chi realigning.
>>40148415Slightly Compare >>40148392To>>40148414
>>40148414Is she brave enough to stop us?
>>40148372>>40148375Wouldn't that be a mullet? That'd be a first...
>>40148440-Can- she stop us, is the question?
>>40148372Yeah sure, make the hair black and give him a ponytail.I like it and it is your MC. Go for it.
>>40148443>Saiyan with a mullet>Looks absolutely awful>Everyone's too scared to comment on it.>Except Broly>And she likes it.
>>40148443Nigga are you gonna argue with Bruce if he has a Mullet ponytail?No?I didn't think so>>40148454She might be if the salt is real enough>>40148456Sadly I dont think Xenoverse even HAS a ponytail option
>>40148414>Are you brave enough to find out?You know what, fuck it. Especially with that energy connection you made I'm for giving Femgeta the Tail. Or whatever Arcosians have,
>>40148465>SSJ MulletWHY DO I WANT TO SEE THIS!?>>40148468>She might be if the salt is real enoughBut Eail you confirmed.She's submissive in bed.
>>40148182>Bruce exits the shower just off his chambers, still towelling off, heading for bed>His bathrooms door squeaks shut all of a sudden>Suddenly he's slammed up against his wall, a very firm, very warm body pressing up against him from behind.>Her breath is hot on his ear, lips practically touching his skin, each breath rustling his hair>He fails the older woman curl her tail around his, squeezing ever so gently>"Hey Broosel.... want to train with me? I'm much better than that silly little girl always hanging off your arm. Much more.... experienced."Chuckles? What... I'm not chuckles
>>40148478I think what Geets should get is some of that Arcosian toughness.No blood loss damage for her.No arm, no problem!But do avoid being split in half or beheaded.
>>40148468Just take the image, put it in paint, and put your pro-skills to work.>captchaSelect the drinks.Left to right, top to bottomFood,Drink, Drink, Food, Drink, Food, North Korean flag, Food, FoodOne of these things is not like the others!
>>40148488Chuckles pleaseI can only be so erect
Okay, so Super Duper Saiyan Gods come forth when a Super Saiyan God absorbs the power of it, and then transforms into a Super Saiyan, right? If that's the case, then how come Goku just turned into a Vanilla Super Saiyan at the end of Battle of the Gods?
>>40148488I'll just wait for the Broly yandere mode engaged scene.
>>40148535It's explained in the movie.Pay more attention.the "God Ki" stays with them, even if they aren't looking like SSG mode.
So, Kakarot's shuttle left years ago, and Broly's been growing up at a regular pace compared to Kakarot's stunted FTL sleep, right?
>>40148516and then this happened
>>40148551Why don't his hair turn blue when going Super Saiyan?
>>40148488Massive amounts of want
>>40148560That is some Revival of F bullshit.Ascended SSG or whatever the fuck they want to call it.It's just SSG2 pretty much.
>>40148488Oh lord chuckles i didn't actually expect you to come in.Oh god this is great.
>>40148502Speaking of boners, what's the deal with Arctus' junk? Is it a cloaca, or just a crystalline clump? Does he breed with his tail like in the Dances with (non-40k) Space Wolves movie?
>>40148607He has two dicks.
>>40148588Okay, so they got Five Super Saiyan Gods to make one Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan?
You'll all probably hate it, but I present Bruce
>>40148627He needs ponytails!
>>40148624I haven't seen Revival of F.SSG is when 5 saiyans lock hands and do some praying bullshit for the Saiyan in the center to get the God ki.It's honestly really convoluted and stupid as all fuck.And I'm sure Revival of F makes it worse.
>>40148488STILL JUST GONNA SAYNEEDS TO BE A THING>>40148607He's got junk>>40148627That's a buffass 11 year old, nice
>>40148649Toriyama is concerned with cashing in on this franchise because he's old now. New forms mean more money.
>>40148653>3rd strongest saiyan>not buff as hellit just werks
>>40148649so what happens is goku and vegeta get to saiyan beyond god mode. which is internalizing god ki so it's always on. so they're perpetually ssgod. and since they can go supersaiyan, they can go blue. essentially stacking supersaiyan on top of their base god form.
>>40148653>That's a buffass 11 year old, niceWell, he just put the 3rd strongest saiyan warrior on planet Vegeta into a wall, so uh, yeah.
so what are the possibilities of a timeskip to get into the... good parts of having brolly hanging off us all the time?
>>40148668Stupid as fuck, yyyyyyep.
>>40148666SATAN COMMANDS IT TO BE SO>>40148670Not-Satan tooSo what's his junk like then?
>>40148683Well, his balls haven't dropped, but he's got a 12" dick.
>>40148683Like a sexual tyrannosaurus
>>40148683I hope you're happy not I have elephant dick in my search history
>>40148683>Not-Satan tooI'm lost.You're asking me what Bruce's junk is, or Arctus'?Cause I can do some science and find you some hemipenises that occur in nature if you'd like.
>>40148700You didn't get 666 trips but said the same thingI was talking about the hypest 11 year old full blooded saiyan ever.
Remember, when a super saiyan-capable saiyan looks at a full moon with their tail intact, they become a Gold Oozaru, and if they can control themselves while in Oozaru form, they become Super Saiyan 4.
>>40148697WHY DOES IT CURVE?
>>40148683Literally a second tail. But hairless.
>>40148720Oh. I'm a derp. And tired. Don't judge me.I'd say he hasn't hit puberty, but being so hype, the semi-mythological HYPER saiyan.He's packing at least 7 inches before his balls drop.>I can say this with a straight face, what the fuck is wrong with me?
>>40148726DOES IT MATTER?
>>40148726Elephants have prehensile, fully articulate penises, they often scratch itches they have on their stomachs with said penis.No shit. They can wiggle those things like a drunk chick at a party with deep bass tracks.
>>40148760and now Bruce can too
>>40148780>>40148760>>40148743So we're all in agreement that we have to shitpost and bug Chuckles until the smut with Hanasia gets written right?Right
>>40148780Nah, he gonna dragon fist Hanasia and Broly at the same times
>>40148780Better than turtle dicks.Gigantic purple things are terrifying.Bigger than the turtle and have a tendency of flipping the poor bastards over.
>>40148760Can we train ourselves to use it in combat?
>>40148798Once Bruce's balls drop and the thing thickens up, sure, we can use it like Frieza uses his tail.Better endurance train the fucker so it doesn't cause any pain to hit things with it, though.I suggest with LSSJ Broly abs.
Chuckles gib smut pls
>>40148825So, how does it feel?Riding on M'Dick!?
>>40148834Cramped and uncomfortable.
So I guess once Bruce hits 18 he'll be packing at least a foot of heat.Well, if anyone can handle that it's Broly.
>>40148820Eail can write iti got other shit to do
>>40148869Well, yeah, and another foot, and two knees, two fists, elbows, and his forehead.
>>40148890Chuckles please I can't write smutGOTTA GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
>>40148894And his torso.He's just gonna live up in that shit.
>>40148894And his tail, even!
>>40148890kekrektnekstAnd people were hyped for it, too.WELP! He Called your ass out, Eail, whatchu gon' do!?>>40148898WHATCHU GON FUGGIN DO!?
>>40148890Chuckles. If you write it, they will cum.
>Eail is currently in the process of giving Chuckles head for smutWhy can't we get a pastebin of that?
>>40148869Well, depends on whether his ki is burning, or if you view heat as just energy stored in a vessel.
>>40148951Nigga, only Goku can do that shit, fuck that noise.That comic is dumb as shit.
>>40148950Unlikely>Which point?You find out!
>>40148950I'm on the case! Stick around come Space Monkeys time.
I'd rather have some lewds of Broly getting fed up with Bruce ignoring her and taking things into her own hands
>>40149009stop tempting me, i have my own writing shit to handle god damn it
>>40149026Do it nerd.Unless you're... CHICKEN
>>40149040im not writing any smut for other quests unless i feel like it or i git paid SON
>>40142974Huh? Broccoli does not look like genitalia. They're kind of like little trees.
>>40148957Eh, that's not bad. It makes abit of sense that Pan could do feets kamehameha if she trained for it.
>>40149152You get paid in the love and adulation of the people Isn't that what you want?Our love and adulation?You want it.
I think we're still probably weaker than her by a degree. We just caught her with her metaphorical pants down and did enough damage in the opening onslaught that we pulled out a win. Of course she probably gained more from this match than we did since she got a you got shot stomped zenkai and if we got one it was more a calm down son stop hurting yourself from punching a bitch too hard zenkai. She'll probably want a rematch and kick the shit out of us in round2.
>>40150008well, it's important to remember this, we're 11 and even with the beam struggle she never once managed to so much as graze us. Presumably holding nothing back. This wasn't even some random adult. It was the 3rd strongest person on the planet.
>tfw /ss/ ain't muh fetishDamn I wish we went with Teenage earlier