LAST TIME ON SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUESTWE TRACKED DOWN THE FISHERMANWE MADE A MISTAKE BY BRINGING THE MOOKSGOD DAMN IT NAPPAFISHERMAN MET THE SUNRISEVEGETA IS A BROOH SHIT WE MIGHT HAVE A MOLE IN THE SYSTEM>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/L6kK92ie
>>40079879It'll be a little stressful to manage it all at once, but if you're going to do this, you have to do it correctly.Setting up three different monitoring stations, you track the communications from your own ship, the frigates that are under your command, and even tapping into the Emperium channels.It's a difficulty indeed to actually keep everything in check.You're managing it though, from the soldier on the frigate that's space skyping with his wife, nice tits by the way, to the guy that's doing an unofficial podcast with his bunkmates from Emperium space, you're keeping track of it all.You've got the distinct feeling you're actually going to be here for quite a while...You should have recruited JenkinsThat mindset really kicks in around two hours later when you've gotten absolutely nothing of worth so far out of this monitoring session.It's possible that you might have missed a transmission, sure, but still, considering how recent the fight with Fisherman was, you expected that it would have taken a bit of time for the mole to actually prepare a transmission.This is annoying...>A.There might be other ways aside from communication channels... (What?)>B. Keep monitoring>C. Sleep>D. Clean up and get some food.>E. Consult Jenkins>F. Write in
Your recap summaries are part of the reason I follow this quest.
>>40079935>>E. Consult Jenkins
>>40079935>E. Consult Jenkins
>>40079935>>A.There might be other ways aside from communication channels... (What?)Magic BS.>E. Consult Jenkins
>>40079963I enjoy doing them
>>40079935A. Psychic shit? Astropaths?E. Jenkins, halp.
Writing the update now but I'm gonna be a huge faggot and say hey Chuckles if you're in here toss me a message on twitter Need to run something by you
>>40079935>>A.There might be other ways aside from communication channels... (What?)and>>E. Consult JenkinsHe may not be the strongest, but he's one of our most reliable mooks.
>>40080128>He may not be the strongest, but he's one of our most reliable mooks.Jenkins is our administration mook. That's a very important role, he needs to be reliable.
>>40079935Pushing yourself away from the desk with a sigh, you spend a few seconds rubbing your eyes.The fact that you might have missed a chance to actually catch the bastard that's been ratting you out is troublesome.The fact thatyou might miss him if you get up to leave is even more annoying.An idea pops up, and while it's not foolproof, it's the best you can come up with at the moment really.With all three streams of information still flowing, you create a web to catch any transmissions that might contain key phrases related to the mission you just finished up.You, the saiyans, fisherman, just about anything you can think of is included in the mix. It'll do for now.Gathering yourself, you leave behind your private quarters and decide to pay Jenkins a visit, it's early enough in the 'day' as to where he likely isn't sleeping."Ah, Master Arctus, how can I help you Sir?"Your ever loyal first first mate greets you as you enter his office near the bridge.>A. Discuss the mole problem>B. Discuss tactics for the Emperium commanders>C. Ask if there's been any word from King Cold yet>D. Write in
>>40080207>C. Ask if there's been any word from King Cold yet
>>40080207>A. Discuss the mole problem>C
>>40080207>>A. Discuss the mole problem>>C. Ask if there's been any word from King Cold yetNotice, Arctus would of been dead on this mission if he was not training.
>>40080207I was just thinking, and I wondered if the Pilgrim could be an AI without a physical body?
>>40080207>>A. Discuss the mole problem>C. Ask if there's been any word from King Cold yet
So, which of these do you guys want to grab for the Nappa Force:The Spice BoysThe Taino forceSlugs ClanThe Gadget Lovers
>>40080207>>C. Ask if there's been any word from King Cold yetJenkins may be our most competent mook, but everyone is a suspect.
>>40080301I was hoping the Nappa Squad would give us a chance to get a few more OCs running around. I like nabbing high profile canon dudes as much as the next guy, but I feel like our elites being comprised of mostly OCs would work better.Also: Broly. Double if it's girl Broly.
>>40080301I think we all know there's only one team we need for Nappa's Elite Squad.
>>40080350Yeah I'd take OC from the wonderful fucked up brain of Eail over canon ones.I just wonder though. if we're gonna trust Nappa with command. does that mean under all his stupid he's actually smart enough for it?
>>40080396Appearantly Nappa is pretty fucking tactically aligned. He's just loud and prone to letting his anger get the better of him.Also, there's official material that supports Nappa being a Team Leader.
>>40080207"Any word from King Cold regarding our current mission Jenkins?" You question the Space Canadian, truthfully, everyone is a suspect, but if Jenkins is the mole, you're already screwed, might as well trust him."Actually Sir, there was, while you and the others were planetside, we recieved a transmission and I spoke to the King personally. After informing him of our current progress he was quite pleased to hear that you were combating another Commander, and had already defeated one."You rather hope news doesn't get out about how strong the Commanders are, else you might actually be in trouble regarding the Cold family.If they know you can get stronger this easily, they might take to it themselves, and if that's the case, you're outright screwed, who knows how their mutant abilities might transfer over to that sort of training regime.Putting your mind off of that bunch for the moment, you fill Jenkins in on the current mole situation, including the web you set up to monitor any sort of key phrases that might pop up.The idea of a mole in your crew seems very troubling for Jenkins, pushing some papers on his desk to the side, he pulls up a chart of all available crew, both from your personal ship, and the frigates.No known cases of insubordination or possible traitorous behavior on anyone, but that should be expected really.Rubbing his chin a bit, Jenkins finally shakes his head."Honestly Sir I'm not sure what we might do for the moment, aside from keeping this information completely on the downlow if possible. Althought..."Jenkins seems to drift off into thought for the moment."We aren't entirely sure how The Hunter's abilities fully operate, perhaps it's possible that those 'spirits' under his command are part of the problem? Not sure how we might be able to deal with that aside from an execution though."He raises a good point>WRITE IN
>>40080396Nappa was also literally a general.So guys, if Jenkins isn't the mole, and he survives until Frieza, when he gets disentegrated by the F-master, how pissed will Arctus be? Good man, that Jenkins.It's obvious he's the mole! I mean come on! "Good man, that Jenkins"? Obvious plant is obvious. Fern.
>>40080438Well if thats the case and he's just a hothead we need to train why the hell not do it?I want some real recruits though. Loyal fighters not someone we poached from another outfit that might have ulterior motives and all that. Things are tangled enough as it is right now.
>>40080511Fuck it, let's just execute the Hunter. He serves no real purpose and he would rather commit suicide than help us, apparently.Let's kill him and train like crazy on the way to the next commander.
>>40080511Jenkins holds a very good point. The hunter probably needs to die.
>>40080514I'd hope its not him. Though if it was by now the cold clan would of confronted Arctus about his agenda. they aren't known for sitting on their bums during these kind of things.If anything Jenkins is Eails way of nudging us along sometimes if we're coming up stumped. An Alfred to our Bruce so to speak.>>40080538>>40080543With them. The only way we'd get something out of him is via magic shenanigans or some serious telepathy antics. which we don't have.
>>40080514>>40080511I'VE GOT IT!Search our troop roster for any soldier with a "planty" name, I'm talking Fern, Tree, Leaf, Flower, Petal, Stem, Branch, Root(s), fucking Dew, even!Get this shit on lock.Shadowrunning is over-maximum.Obvious plant should be obvious, but it's so obvious it isn't. Brilliant.
>>40080511What if we put like a million bugs in the Hunter's butt, then release him on a planet and see what he does. Like see if he contacts anyone or anyone shows up or something?
>>40080581Uhhh....maybe you should lay off the hooch.>>40080588He'd kill himself out of shame most likely. Fuckers psychotic.
>>40080596Saves us from having to do it.
>>40080596>He'd kill himself out of shame most likely. Fuckers psychotic.Aren't we planning on executing him anyways? If he kills himself, no mud off our back. If we get something out of it, awesome.
>>40080588But if he's psychic than we wouldn't be able to detect anything with the bugs anyways anon
>>40080596>Uhhh....maybe you should lay off the hooch.But I made an oath to drink whenever this quest came up!Maybe I should tone down the shots, then.
>>40079935>D. Clean up and get some food.>E. Consult JenkinsPs I love you! XD
>>40080636Which is exactly the same amount we detect now!
>>40080632>>40080615I say have the satisfaction of it being done personally.That way we KNOW he dies. I remember the evil overlords guide.
>>40080672>I remember the evil overlords guide.but we're not evil, nor are we an overlord.
>>40080694You know what he means.
>>40080694we're planning on replacing the cold family though. Just with more training and less genocide.
>>40080716>>40080694>>40080672What he means is "Always make sure your enemy is dead, if you try to kill them"Which isn't actually in the evil overlords guide, it was going to be but the last seven pages got burned by some extra-planar wizard who pissed flaming acid on it.
>>40080726>we're planning on replacing the cold family thoughAre we? Are we really? Or are you?Cause I want Arctus to kill the Cold family and then just kick back and relax.Let someone else do the hard work from then on out.
>>40080396I don't like Eail's OCs, he just steals stuff from movies because he can't draw.
>>40080757It's something of a refrence and learned lesson. If you want them dead don't leave them to die off screen to some plan you cooked up.Murphy loves fucking with those. Its like a fetish with him.>>40080772Well....we might kinda own the PTO by virtue of the fact we're the strongest one alive at that point.Nobody said we couldn't delegate though.
>>40080772I think the plan was "Kill Frieza, kill Cooler/Cold when they attempt to get revenge for Frieza. Be the Beneviolent Overlord in public but actually let Jenkins run the administrative shit and just kind of fuck around.">>40080757To be fair, I just want to see the Hunter's head explode from all the shadowruns he'd have to be doing when we just set him on a planet, smile and politely tell him he's free to go and to stay out of trouble "You young whippersnapper, you."
>>40080511Jenkins raises a fair point, you'd considered giving Hunter over to Cold as a gift once this was all over, but if there's even a possibility that he's the one somehow leaking information, you need to take action.Bidding your subordinate farwell, and thanking him for his assistance, you start to make your way towards the medbay where Hunter is still located.Good man, that Jenkins.When you arrive at the medbay, you see that Nappa is currently sleeping, probably recovering from the earlier encounter with Fisherman still, his body wanted to rest to repair itself.After speaking with Doc, you learned that he had transported Hunter to a back room away from any other possible patients, just for safety concerns.Entering the back room, it's evident that Hunter hasn't awoken from the medical enduced coma just yet.Easy pickings really, hard to ask for a better target than one that's completely incapable of defending itself.>A. Death Beam>B. Head Severing>C. Complete Destruction and Incineration>D. Write in.>>40080808Are you offering to draw for me?
>>40080840>>A. Death BeamNo fuss no muss. No need to complicate things.
>>40080840>C. Complete Destruction and Incineration. If you gonna do it do it thoroughly.
>>40080840>>D. Write in.Bug in his butt!
>>40080840>A. Death Beam
>>40080840>C. Complete Destruction and Incineration
>>40080840>>C. Complete Destruction and Incineration>>40080818You gonna let OP call you out like that?
>>40080840>A. Death Beam to brain.After that we can have his corpse summarily tossed out an airlock and destroy it with a more powerful blast without worrying about the ship via >C.I only do it in this order because I don't want to ruin the very expensive medical equipment. It'd cut into our booze account.
>>40080902Got the wrong anon brah. I ain't >>40080808
>>40080939You're right.>>40080808How you gonna let Eail call you out like that?
>>40080840A. >Death Beam.Don't want to blow up our ship accidentally.
>>40080840See, one of the main reasons you're different than Frieza is, when you start a job, you finish it, and actually do it correctly.Rather than say, leaving the Princess of a race you commited genocide on alive, torturing her for years, and then not giving a damn when your cousin has her as his 'minion' now.You're smart, clean, and effective.Thus, once the Death Beam has pierced Hunter's skull, and likely fried whatever brain was left within it, you casually grab him by the scruff of his neck, and drag the corpse with you.Doc's look of horror is quickly silenced by a glance from you, same with anyone that you pass by on the way to the airlock.Standing inside of the pressurized room with the corpse, you hit a button to open up to the vacuum of space, letting Hunter's corpse float outside and away into the void.You then proceed to follow it up with a powerful enough blast from your hand to completely destroy the corpse, leaving nothing behind of what was once the Emperium commander.You're a professional after all.Professionals have standards.>WRITE IN
>>40081102Go drink. Hit that private reserve like you were dehydrated and it was water.
>>40081102>Get info on the commander pair
>>40081102Ugh hate doing that, messy. Get a drink go back to the feeds, maybe you got a hit.
>>40081102Sorry Doc, had to do it, Magic shit.Ponder what science and materials could be traded on earth while training.Capsule based emergency suits would be useful for most troops.Along with capsule based space-fighters.
>>40081102Check the net. After this if he WASN'T the mole you just made enough fanfare and fuss to damn well get him talking. If he's on board he'll be spewing his guts about it fast as possible.
>>40081102Tell the crew to practice all their native superstitions involving warding off evil spirits. Some of them may work. They'll think we're on another crazy bender.
>>40081102get crunk with veggie
>>40081102See if the leak stopped and if it didn't, be snide and uppity to the other voices in your head that we could have done butt stuff to him and then played mind games.
>>40081189Yeah no. Voices in the head's another quests gig.Besides plans within plans. If he wasn't the leak then we sure just made it gush a few bits and need to check the trap.We'll get it one way or another.
>>40081102Train for the next mission!Did you guys already forget that we weren't strong enough and had to make the Saiyans go Oozaru last time?
>>40080989By laughing at him when he steals the xenomorph for the Pilgrim.
>>40081102I kinda want to keep monitoring communications, or try to write a program or something that'll do that for us and alert us about which terminal is being used if the program gets tampered with. >>40081177It may also prompt the mole to go silent for a while. But curtailing any potential spirit moles or spying is a good thing, since it's possible that he may not even need to be conscious to commune with them.
>>40081235Or you could draw and not let him call you out y'know.
>>40081270I'd rather he just use Dragon Ball Z characters.
>>40081235Oh I've got much bigger things in mind for the XenomorphYou guys are interested to see how one of those might interact with this guy right?I know I am
>>40081293We'll get to those soon enough I bet, but why not see what the galaxy holds instead of just rehashing a lot of old material?
>>40081307......of all the times to have never saved the desire to know more gif.Fucking hell m8.
>>40081307Cool kill the Anubis wannabe. No really kill him! Kill him dead! Throat molestation from facehugger bitch!
>>40081307Crossovers are fucking dumb, man
>>40081337Go read Human Quest if you want mostly canon stuff.
>>40081337Ya know mr killjoy theres this thing called the outside world. all you gotta do is hit the little red x and go.
>>40081307They try to make Beerus' planet a nest, and end up making a mess out of Whis' carefully groomed garden that he just got done planting.A low rumble is felt around the galaxy, and everyone just stops what they're doing for one heartbeat.
>>40081366>>40081372You guys are right.Bye.
>>40081307It would be annihilated and fail to create a chestburster because it's trying to infect something far, far beyond it's scope of existence.That's fucking what.
>>40081405bye bye>>40081102Well, that's one problem taken care of, for the moment at least, it's still worth monitoring your systems, just to be safe of course.After all, only a fool thinks that he's completely finished with a problem before he's checked in on it a few more times, that's how you end up with fantasy stories.Still though, Hunter is dead, Fisherman is dead, and you're on track to find the Knight and Priest within a few days, that' cause enough for a little bit of a celebratory drink.Vegeta had said that you were going to be breaking out the good stuff son enough, but you hadn't heard from her yet, could just be shes taking some time to relax, eat, and clean up of course.Making your way back to your private quarters, you clean yourself up a decent bit, because you hadn't gotten the chance after heading down planetside to deal with Fisherman, and grabbed the secret bottle of booze out from your wall safe.Shit you just actually confirmed Vegeta's theory that you had a secret stash.>A. Drink alone and relax>B. Go find Vegeta, you did say yes after all>C. Go see if Nappa is all right>D. Does Jenkins even drink?>E. Write in
Between Cell Jr. quitting and all this bait I don't know which tab to wait on.
>>40081307>You guys are interested to see how one of those might interact with this guy right?I know how they interact with that guy. They attempt to make his planet a nest, wake him up and he gets so pissed off that exterminates all xenomorphs everywhere, forever. And even if a hugger was lucky enough to impregnate him before he woke up, it wouldn't do shit. He'd literally be immune to it trying to crawl out of him and then crush it with his internal muscles and spit it out. Like Superman did when he got facehugged. Or Vegito did with Buu.
>>40081422>B. Go find Vegeta, you did say yes after all>C. Go see if Nappa is all right>D. Does Jenkins even drink?
>>40081422>B. Go find Vegeta, you did say yes after all
>>40081422>>E. Write inGet crunk and invite all your close subordinates.
>>40081422>B. Go find Vegeta, you did say yes after all>D. Does Jenkins even drink?The true OTP
>>40081422>B. Go find Vegeta, you did say yes after all>C. Go see if Nappa is all right
>>40081422.C. Go see if Nappa's alrightWe need the General up and about soon so we can get him HUEG GAINS
>>40081422Let's get Jenkins in on the drinking. We just saw Nappa after all, and he was sleeping. Maybe invite Vegeta after.
>>40081422>>B. Go find Vegeta, you did say yes after all
>>40081443>"Hold on, something is bumping my sternum. Hnp. Okay, crushed it with my heart, what were you saying?"
>>40081529....Thats too fucking funny to not use a joke later on when we all forget about this.
>>40081529That's literally what Superman did. Let me see if I can find the page.
Eail, did you sneaky sneaky the Charsheet?I remember Arctus' PL being 860~ kWhen did it get up to 900k?
>>40081597After the fight with Fisherman.I'm trying to determine proper saiyan GAINS for Geets
>>40081611Gotcha.No real injury, just an intense anaerobic exercise, maybe a few thousand points.
>>40081611Exactly one space cock worth of gains.
>>40081611Nappa would have gained more than Geets. Oozaru kills gains.
>spying on your crew>doing something morally questionable to curtail future danger>drinking all the time>teching out.How's it feel to fully embrace the Starkness?
>>40081422Well, if you're breaking out the good stuff, might as well make it a bit of a party really, Vegeta is a certain considering you can feel her power level moving along through the ship.Nappa might be awake at this point, but it's uncertain if him drinking would be a good thing, you'll stop by medbay and see if Doc is okay with it.Even on this ship, medical officer still reigns supreme when it comes to his patients after all.You're not even sure if you've seen Jenkins drink before, the man is usually all business and rousing you up from an all night binger that went bad, might be a good chance to get him in on this.Of course nothing really ever goes according to plan now does it?"Master Arctus! Sorry to bother you sir but there's an incoming transmission from King Cold, he's requesting to speak to you if you're available."Oh god damn it."Patch him trough to my private quarters Jenkins." You say to your first mate, putting the bottle down to the side and prepping yourself for ColdWhen the man pops up on the viewscreen, he's looking rather pleased with himself."Ah, Arctus, I'm so glad I managed to catch you, while I spoke to your subordinate earlier, I wanted to hear it from you first hand how everything is going with the Emperium issue."fuck>A. It's going well, should be wrapped up soon>B. Could be going better, having some difficulty>C. Shit's fucked>D. Write in
>>40081727Not yet, anon,Soon.We will design a powered suit for ourselves, then help Bulma create one suited to human physiology. Some very hands on research will be needed.
>>40081748>>A. It's going well, should be wrapped up soon
>>40081748>B. Could be going better, having some difficultyStill 2 down 3 to go. Pilgrim is rather elusive.
>>40081748>B. Could be going better, having some difficulty
>>40081748>>A. It's going well, should be wrapped up soon"as long as the other generals are as weak as the two I've faced, this will be over in a flash. I can't help but think they sent out their lowliest of generals, maybe this is a probing maneuver, gauging the PTO's response."Misdirection!
>>40081785Note that knowledge goes a long way towards success.
>>40081748>D. Making good progress. Say, ever had a shaman-related security leak? Those are a pain.
>>40081748>A. It's going well, should be wrapped up soon
>B. Could be going better, having some difficultyNappas troops get
>>40081748>C. Shit's fucked Sir. Any word on the pilgrim?
>>40081748b&c combo. look haggard, beaten down.drink too. make sure we look like the stereotype they know.
>>40081748>>D. Write in"It's fine, so long as they're weak it shouldn't be an issue. Speaking of which would you want to join me and my crew in getting crunk?"
>>40081748>D. How's the Princess doing?
>>40081855>"Getting... crunk?">Arctus : "Uh, turn down for what?" Shitjustgotreal.gif
>>40081883Honestly I'd go for giving them the borderline useless/lovable drunkard they rely on for diplomatic affairs.While they ain't bright they will wonder if theres too much of a shift in attitude, though honestly Arctus hasn't changed too much.
>>40081748>>A. It's going well, should be wrapped up soonThis. Misdirection faggots.
>>40081964>Hold on, Lord Cold, I found a video of Prince Frieza you may enjoy! I saw it on PTO-chan the other day an - why are you looking at me like that?"
>>40082021>>40081815both of these. got to keep that video in circulation.
>>40081748You casually try to make yourself appear more like the incompetant drunkard that everyone is still expecting from you, it'll make lying a little more believeable."Well, honestly Uncle it could be going a bit better, so long as the other three commanders are weaklings like the two I've killed so far, it shouldn't be much of an issue."Cold still seems to be rather pleased with that information, it apepars that he's buying that you're having a good bit of trouble."We've tracked down a pair of the commanders that are nearby, and should be within range to take them out within two days. I haven't been able to track the last one yet, but he should show up after these two are taken care of. If not, it's only a matter of time""Excellent nephew, excellent! Perhaps I should put more faith in you for future such assignments, with how well you're handling this one."fuck"I wouldn't dream of dropping another assignment on you so soon though, this one was just urgent enough that it was necessary, you'll have time for a nice little vacation after this. Perhaps a trip to the beach hmm?" The king chuckles a bit at his own little quip, and you awkwardly do the same.Dear Kais you wished you were drunk right now."Keep up the good work nephew, I'll contact you again in several days to see how everything turns out." With farewells being exchanged, the monitor goes dark, and you proceed to fall back onto your bed and stare at the ceiling.You really hate your family.When the door opens up, and you see Vegeta standing there minus the armor she normally wears, just the jumpsuit for the moment, she seems rather amused."You're aware this room has rather poor soundproofing yes? It might be prudent to have that inspected sometime soon."double fuck>WRITE IN
>>40082021Oh god dammit my sides. I forgot about that!I will happily run that joke into the ground because its hilarious enough to crash and burn. besides it's only good up until all hell breaks loose.
>>40082052>"You're just jealous of my Super Arcosian Swagger... that sounded cooler in my head. Heh, Cooler."
>>40082052>"You're aware this room has rather poor soundproofing yes? It might be prudent to have that inspected sometime soon."Raise index finger."So THAT'S how they've been stealing our secrets!" Then promptly stand silently for a moment before crashing face first onto the floor.
>>40082052Yes well shut up. I mean drinks?
>>40082052"I'll have to do that sometime."
>>40082069>besides it's only good up until all hell breaks loose.You're aware, that in canon a hole into Hell was made and a ton of badguys flew out of it, right?That means the joke will NEVER get old.
>>40082135...We have got to find that some day to drop copies of the video and a shipment of grape drank down there. maybe even a small drone with huge displays and big ass speakers to blare the vid.
>>40082107I just want Geets to make that "Super Saiyan Swagger" comment later down the line. I can hope.
>>40082052how is that even possible? we're on a kais damned spaceship that can go FTL but soundproofing the officers quarters was too rich for their blood?
>>40082052basic search on gelbooru gets me a larger version of that pic. not much else. maybe another femgeets and femgokes you could use."I'll have to get on that. Sometimes it's a bit too easy to fall into the role when playing the fool for my family."
>>40082164I cannot agree more.
>>40082052But how would Jenkins ever get advance warning of my binge drinking if he can't hear me digging through my stash? Speaking of which, you want any? >>40082174Frieza may be paranoid enough to want to hear what his subordinates are saying. Or he's just a massive cheapskate and didn't want to spend so much on each transport ship.
>>40082174PTO is cheap like that. Just be glad the cold clan thinks we're an incompetent drunkard who couldn't fight his way out of a space paper bag.
>>40082222>space paper bagQuads confirm!Space PLASTIC bags are the REAL threat!
>>40082191I would totally hold lolihan's hand and call her a NERD!
>>40082191gonna drop a few more.
>>40082282I NEED THAT POSSIBLE SSJ FEMGETA ISOLATED AND I NEED IT NOWTHANK YOU BASED PERVERT
>>40082295All I could see as Nappria's glorious bald head.
>>40082282>>40082295OH GOD WHAT AAAAAAAA. Maybe one of the artfriends can cut and paste it on.also have some slightly more realistic femgeets
>>40082282>17 is a chick18 being a dude would have been hilarious.Oh man. The reactions! WASTED!
>>40082069When we finally confront Frieza, we must do that dance and airdrop grapedrank over the field.
>>40082052"I'd normally make a joke about how that was intentional so Jenkins could hear me going on a drunken rant and prepare the crew, but as things currently are, I'll pass on that one."Pushing yourself back up to a sitting position, you grab the bottle of liqour off of the nearby nightstand."Speaking of drunken buffoonery and whatnot, interested in sharing that drink together? I even broke out my secret stash like you told me to."Space christ you hope she doesn't know about the secret secret stash that you have hidden away elsewhere."I said I was interested earlier didn't I? That's not changed in the past few hours."Grabbing your chair, Vegeta spins it around so the back is facing you, and takes a seat, her arms resting on the back."Two down three to go, there's a pair next and the mystery Pilgrim after that, this has been going much smoother than I thought it would really." She comments, staring at you as though waiting to be poured a drink>WRITE IN
>>40082320supposedly there's a geeta here but i'm just posting it because broly. Also last of the things i found.
>>40082332"Same here, and hopefully our planned tactics against the pair work out so they don't give us too much trouble either."
>>40082332Drink and then tell her she just jinxed it.
>>40082338SSJ4 Femgeeta in the back touching Zarbon's ass
>>40082332Stare back very strongly, intense eye contact until she starts to feel awkward then pour her a drink and laugh.
>>40082332Pour drinks. Call Jenkins in to have one.
>>40082332>Grabbing your chair, Vegeta spins it around so the back is facing you, and takes a seat, her arms resting on the back.She's sitting backwards in a chair in just her jumpsuit. Try not to stare.
>>40082338We totally need to go find New Vegeta, blast Paragus because he's a douche and adopt girl*broly. She can be our crazy little snuggle monkey. >>40082332Also, you totally promised me imouto Tarble. I'm still totally expecting that.
>>40082332Get so fucking drunk that you'll need to review (and possibly delete) the video surveillance when you finally come to to figure out what happened. Also, make sure Jenkins and Nappa swap off for monitoring your little screening thing.
>>40082393Good job picking up on that one.
>>40082332Pour that drink.Might as well admit that we've skirted this far on the sole fact the cold clan are arrogant as all hell and used to Arctus being the family drunkard.That and these emperium losers outside of a few dangerous gimmicks have been pretty easy. Though at this rate reaching the required power to act should be rather quick and painless.Suggest giving Nappa a command since he's actually brilliant and figure out how to control his temper beyond screaming at him. There shall be Nappa Force one day this I swear!
>>40082400>Nappa>on computers>"WHERE'S THE FUCKING ANY KEY!? RRRAAAGGHHHHHHHH!!!!" Smash
>>40082408Great, now that an anon decided to bring that up, you're going to have Arctus notice, aren't you!?I was purposefully ignoring it, damn you!
>>40082410do I need to repost the math from the previous thread? at our current rate we can challenge final form frieza in 9 years. No I don't include transformation in that because they're plot and thus I can't predict them. the fruit would boost us through 2 weeks of training before it's been SCIENCEd.
>>40082446If Girlgeta is anything like Kabu, then it's likely that saiyans might not really give a shit about that sort of thing around familiar allies or such.Or she's just trying to make Arctus feel a fraction of the frustration that she feels over not being as powerful as he is.
>>40082410>That and these emperium losers outside of a few dangerous gimmicks have been pretty easy>We dont use your system of measurement, weakling>their generals get smashed afterwards>only the PTO uses power levels>PTO is America
>>40082478Math.In DBZ...Dude you are begging to get shit on. Hard.
>>40082494>Geets: "What are you staring at?">Arctus: "What? Your tail is charred, there.">Geets: (He's looking at my TAIL!? Damn it!)
>>40082332"I'd offer a mixed drink but uh... this stuff is powerful enough as it is, so we'll just stick to it." You mention as you grab two shot glasses and hand one over to Vegeta.Pouring a drink for both yourself and the saiyan, you motion for her to tap glasses, which she then does."Cheers, to finishing up the mission and on to bigger and better things." Vagueness is cool right?Both of you take a sip, and shudder a little bit before downing the rest of the drink, strong stuff indeed, but the burn is damn nice."By the way, you are aware you just jinxed us with the whole smooth comment right? I'd offer to knock on wood, but, distinct lack of that on the ship."You both share an amused little chuckle at that.Drinks are poured again, and you and Vegeta chat about small things, nothing important really.>A. Talk about the fact that she stayed on your side, even while more powerful as a Great Ape>B. Talk about your past misadventures>C. Ask if she minds staying on your crew for a while longer after this is all over>D. Talk about space weather>E. Write in
>>40082499They use the imperial measurements obviously. We use metric you luddite!Now I'm imagining the Emprah on a throne of skulls eating a bacon burger and gulping soda. His battle cry will be "YOU SHOT MAH BURGER!"I know it wont be that but if we don't have a chance to fight a walking stereotype of america I will be sad.
>>40082499Everyone uses the standard galactic Kili as measurement for fighting power.Only the PTO uses the convoluted and frankly inaccurate composite power level system.
>>40082539Would you dare deny the Emperor his double Baconator?
>>40082535>C. Ask if she minds staying on your crew for a while longer after this is all over and hold her hand!
>>40082535>>E. Write in"Have you heard? There are rumors floating around on PTO-chan that the legendary SPACE DUCKS are no longer extinct! When did that happen, right!?"
>>40082535>>B. Talk about your past misadventures>>C. Ask if she minds staying on your crew for a while longer after this is all overalso this >>40082523
>>40082535>>D. Talk about space weatherEven our drunk protag can turn this into something interesting.
>>40082535>B. Talk about your past misadventures>C. Ask if she minds staying on your crew for a while longer after this is all over
>>40082565If he's that hideious I'd demand Arctus retort "I've done you a favor your personal guards should of thrown themselves at your diet you ball of fat!"
>>40082535>>40082597>>40082523As the one who wrote this, I will support anyone who supports it.One should stand by their work.
>>40082535>D. Space WeatherNo talks of future or past. At least the weather is something NOW.
>>40082565You look like you never miss a meal
>>40082394yeah we need to have some sorta plan in place for broly recruitment.
>>40082798>"if you behave, and don't flip out, I can bring you to Kakarot."
>>40082535You eventually notice that Vegeta unrwapped her tail from around her waist as time went on, something you've very rarely seen her do."What exactly are you staring at?" The princess questions you."Your tail is a little bit of a different color, there at the end, I never noticed that before." You give as a casual reply"Wh-why are you looking at my tail that intensely!" She says in a much higher tone than you're used to hearing from Vegeta, did she just stutter a bit?"Eh, thought it was a bit interesting, never noticed and was wondering if I was just crazy." A shrug follows that up as though it's no big deal.CuteSharing a few of your various misadventures from the past with Vegeta, as the two of you grow more and more intoxicated as time goes on, words start to get a little slurred, and you laugh harder at each other's stories."Sho.. Sho then Murhpy said he wanted to see 'em breed!" You finish your story off with a round of laughter from both yourself and Vegeta.Wiping a tear away, a question pops up in your head, seems to be as good a time as any to ask it"Say... 'Geta. When all of dis is over with... wanna stay with the crew? 'Sgood havin' you around and all... nice."She seems to sink down in the chair a bit, letting her crossed arms cover most of her face, but you can make out a small nod from the saiyan, along with a bit of mumbling>A. Say what>B. Drop it, you got an answer>C. Write in
>>40082565Is he the Emperor? Is the Emperium actually a bunch of demons, and we must face Demon God Dumplin?>>40082798No mentions of Kakarot or carrots, ever.
>>40082818>>A. Say what
>>40082818>A. Say whatArctus is drunk. fuck subtlety.
>>40082818>A. Say what? Can't hear if ya don't speak up Geets.
>>40082818>A. Say whatWhile keeping it abap.
>>40082818>A. Say what
>>40082818B, ask why she didn't kill us as a Giant Monkey. "Sho, why'd you not kill me why you was in your Giant Monkey form?"
>>40082818>>A. Say whatTurn our ear to her and lean in a little, she ain't gonna say it very loudly anyway. Fuckin' mumblin', I swear.
>>40082295I tried>>40082818>A. Say what
>>40082893It works, thank you based Kato
>>40082893>>40082915Next he'll ask you to color it, hah!
>>40082818B. "Than's Princes' yer a good frien' Really the firs' one i've had that hasn' been some person that works for me."
>>40082961I find it ironic she now works for us.
>>40082818"Say what? Can't hear ya if you don't speak up Geta." You say, looking at the woman with a bit of drunken confusion on your face.She mumbles into the chair one more time, before raising her head up and looking at you with a stare that might be a mix of embarassment and hatred."You're my friend... wanted to stay... don't have anywhere else anyways..." She says before putting her head back down to try to hide.It's really ineffective.Also what the fuck did Vegeta just call you her friend?That's... rather surprising to hear from the saiyan princess, and not exactly something that you'd ever actually expected to happen.>WRITE IN>I am so excited
>>40083023Uhh okay. Time for more drinks. Pour another to friendship or whatever the hifl it's called! Another for a new friend!
>>40083023repeating what i said here >>40082961
>>40083023Nice warning gif.
>>40083023"Cheers to friends."Proceed to get black out and wake up with Nappa in your bed
>>40083023you're my friend too geets. now taste this new mixed drink.
>>40083023To friends! then drink.
>>40083023Pat her on the shoulder "Yah knowsummin, I can't thing of anyun else I'd rather blow up the enemy wish. Wwwwish.. wwwwwiiiiff.. w-i-th"
>>40083090I want that to happen just once. Just to see how much it freaks out Arctus.The cry of "GOD DAMMIT NAPPA!" will be heard across the entire ship.
This >>40082961 and >>40083108
>>40083137It's already happened onceBack on Earth
>>40083108>>40083146>>40083149Too damn perfect. Lets do it.And we're so drunk we'll accidentally create a concussive shockwave as we do it I wager.
>You aren't all trying to bed the vegemiteWHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH /tg/ I DONT UNDERSTAND
>>40082978>>40083232pffft. I'm kind of navigating some sort of end dodecahedron polygamy where everyone works together to keep people happy like a family. consisting of Geets+Bulma+ladybroly if we can diplomacy through insanity+any science oc or minor character that gets rescued/recruited. (like Nain, pic related)with 18 as a friend of family/sci fi bro that comes over for movie nights or a member of family. Really play that one by ear. Krillin and 18 are a good couple. maybe he becomes part of family too. dunno.There's more to being together in a family with people than sex.
>>40083232Eail I'm just trying to get her drunk first for plausible deniability ya know?
>>40083232Hah, like we'd ever do that.Not like she's a very attractive woman.Not like she isn't total shit.Not like she doesn't have a slightly fluffy tail....She still can't into science!
>>40083232Everyone knows the best waifu is Arale.
>>40083232Also both characters are drunk. it's not right.
>>40083250>tfw we are going to science Krillin to be a few feet taller, and 18 is no longer into himAll for just trying to cure his dwarfism.
>>40083276It's kriller time!
>>40083250I wouldn't say Nain to her if you know what I mean.
>>40083285It will never be Kriller time. Outside of Human Quest.
>>40083232Oh I'm sure it'll happen eventually. The number of times these two have gotten drunk together is setting up for it. especially the way we keep fighting ourselves on it.Besides it'll be an even better payoff if it flows more like this. I can see it now. Frieza dead, cold clan fucked up. Biggest party yet.Wake up to veggie passed out on top of us.Jenkins comes in, "Oh. Well I won that bet then. Took long enough sir!"
>>40083338>implying Vegeta, Bulma, 18, Broly, Launch, and Nappa wont all be on top of us
>>40083333Krillin owned counter: 8362
>>40083250>>40083158actually, doesn't have to just be ladybroly. could be regular broly too. Family takes all. And i'm sure Arctus is fine with loving everyone.
>>40083362>and a very confused Guldo covered in dog biscuts
>>40083382>Femdo>don't know if want or..
>>40083382>The Hangover: Space Lizard Edition.
>>40083023"Than's Princes' yer a good frien' Really the firs' one i've had that hasn' been some person that works for me."Patting Vegeta on the shoulder, you continue your drunken speech some more."Yah knowsummin, I can't thing of anyun else I'd rather blow up the enemy wish. Wwwwish.. wwwwwiiiiff.. w-i-th"Shaking your head a bit to get some clarity, you try that again"Blow up the enemy with."Fucking NAILED it you sexy stud"Aghreed... cheers to fhriends." Vegeta says as she pours you both another drink and downs hers after tapping the glasses together.ooooooh fuck the ship is spinning jenkins what the fuck did you do god damn it nappa help me space jesus."Nah mate you're on your own with this one."Wait....What?>Cont
>>40083401>Vegeta: "Kais damn it!">Arctus: "What?">Vegeta: "Yamcha ran off with the dragonballs!">Nappa: "Oh shit, we've got to find him!"Fund it.
>>40083410Is it wrong I'm laughing my sides to the andromeda Galaxy?
>>40083410Oh god we're drunk enough to see space jesus. We are beyond hammered!
>>40083410>"Nah mate you're on your own with this one.">space Jesus is Brench?>SPACE JESUS SPOKE TO US!?
>>40083441Space Jesus is drinking with us.
After this I hope we wake up as a born again space christian.
inb4 Space Jesus is Zoidberg dressed as Jesus
>>40083446I thought Space Jesus was a Clorforthis changes everything
>>>40083459"I'm sorry Arctus, but Space Mormons aren't allowed to drink!"
>>40083410You're not exactly sure how you got here, quite frankly you never are, but once again you seem to be in the throne room of Arcosia.The rebuilt one, the one that the Other you seems to have as his own little home."You know when I said to stop by any time, I didn't exactly mean after nearly drinking yourself into a coma with Vegeta."Do you always sound like this much of a prick?Eh, he sounds amused for the moment at least, so that means that you aren't mad at you for now, which is good."Nice job dealing with Fisherman by the way, probably wasn't a good idea to bring along the soldiers, but I know why you did it, so I can't really blame you.""So why exactly am I here, by the way? I mean...no real big developments since we talked last time, my power hasn't exactly skyrocketed either." You you says to the other You"Well truthfully, not entirely sure about that one myself really. I imagine it's got something to do with your subconsious, or whatever it is that gets ahold of you during the dreams. Besides, I'm much more fun to talk to compared to the void right?"He has a point, damn you.>A. Ask if he has any advice for the upcoming challenges>B. Ask what he thinks you should do after this Emperium business is over>C. Write in.
>>40083502>A. Ask if he has any advice for the upcoming challenges>B. Ask what he thinks you should do after this Emperium business is over>C. Maybe i'm here cause im actually happy for once? Not kinda happy but happy happy?
>>40083502>>C. Write in.So, what's your opinion on extremely overpowered saiyan women who go berserk at the slightest mention of carrots?
>>40083502>A. Ask if he has any advice for the upcoming challenges>B. Ask what he thinks you should do after this Emperium business is over>C. Write in. Women advice?
>>40083502Yeah, that void is unnerving. Reminds me of Popo. Then A and B.
>>40083502>>B. Ask what he thinks you should do after this Emperium business is overWe're not evil enough to become the next King Cold, yet where amoral enough to not be a z-fighter. Only Space Jésus can guide us.
>>40083502>>B. Ask what he thinks you should do after this Emperium business is over
So does Vegeta nearly killing herself drunk give her zenkai?
>>40083678Zenkai can't be self-inflicted, something Perfect Cell was too stupid to figure out.
>>40083502Well, since you're here, you might as well ask the inner you for a bit of advice on what might be best to do next, along with dealing with Knight, Priest, and Pilgrim."So, any advice on how to deal with the last few members of the Emperium?" You question yourself."Pretty much what you've already figured out for Knight and Priest really. If their abilities are to be believed then it's best to get Priest out of the way first, barring that, complete annihilation of Knight." He gives as a response"And Pilgrim?" Hoping that the other you might have some secret information somehow.He simply gives a shrug and a shake of his head in response.Well shit."How about when this Emperium business is over with? You're bound to have an idea on that one."He seems to think for a bit before giving an answer."Like I've already said, it's probably best to pay a visit to Arcosia, there's bound to be something there worth checking out, remnants of the royal archives, or anything else really. Aside from that? Might be worth going back to Earth for a visit, see how everyone there is doing. Bulma might have figured out the fruit already."The fruit might just give you the boost you need to bridge the gap between yourself and Frieza, a very useful thing to have if you can get your hands on it."Advice on women?"You stares at You."Really?">A. Yes fucker>B. Nah, kidding>C. Write in>D. Leave
>>40083718>A. Yes fucker now answer the question inner peaceful me.
>>40083718>>B. Nah, kidding>>C. Do you have any booze here? I always wondered what dream booze tasted like.>>D. Leave
>>40083718>>C. Write in"Hey, I don't need to have a bunch of women getting the wrong idea and all wanting my tail!">other Arctus just facepalms and counts to ten
>>40083718>A. Yes fucker>C. Write in You are me, so tell me what i should do, considering im passed out drunk right now i would say you are the smarter of the two of us, so you tell me.
>>40083718>C. Write inYes, also get crunk.
>>40083718>A. Yes fucker>C. Seriously how do you let women know your interested in... More then just friendship?
>>40083718>B. Nah, kiddingTrust no one, not even yourself
Are we ever gonna meet the galaxies strongest dumbasses? crossover hype
>>40083718>B. Nah, kidding>C. Write in"Shit man, you're me, right? You should know that already."
>>40083766not even yourself's self not even your cell not even Cell himself
>>40083752and>>40083718Both these work for me.
>>40083771I hope we meet the planet's strongest fighter when we go back to Ee-arth.
>>40083736>>40083718I'll second this
>>40083718Why the fuck not? Also, you got any booze laying around? I think I could use a drink. Also, just realized, you responded when I asked Space Jesus for help. Do I really have that much of a god complex?
>>40083736This, except for the "Leave" part.
>>40083771Kabuya n friends?I'm not familiar with this picture
>>40083788man we better stay on her good sidekid is gag-tiershe can do popeye-with-spinach-level shit
>>40083718>B. Nah, kidding
>>40083819>Arctus: "SAFETY WORD PINEAPPLE!">Arale: "Initiating shut down sub-routine."Science, ain't gotta explain shit.
>>40083718>>A. Yes fucker
>>40083816It's only Toriyama's only good manga.
>>40083785Why would you ever trust Cell?
>>40083852Why would you not
>>40083852Why not?He'd be the PERFECT Friend.
>>40083841You know, even if that worked it'd only work for a panel or two before she'd get bored/curious and turn herself back on, right?Then it'd never work again.
>>40083878You ever see what happens when you unplug a desktop from the wall?Imagine that.Gotta turn her back on manually, and fuck that.Arale was lame as shit. Joke characters being the macguffin is stupid.
>>40083868>>40083871Why of course, keep me entertained and i certainly would be the best friend you could hope to imagine, and how lucky you would be.
>>40083878that's why you make the safety word trigger a complete reformat and physical removal of energy source at the same time. if the energy source removal fails the format would make her just an useless piece of tech.
>>40083771Eail and Chuckles have to suck each other off before there can be any crossovers.
>>40083936I can speak perfect gibberish, I'll give you ten days to decode it, if you can't you aren't permitted to kill me, deal?>the ultimate ruse, my gibberish is just completely random drunkspeak! HAHA!
>>40083945>Implying that hasn't already begun
>>40083926That's not how Arale works and you know it. She runs by gag manga logic even in her appearance in Dragonball. >>40083926>Arale was lame as shit. Joke characters being the macguffin is stupid.Careful you don't cut yourself on all that edge.
>>40083968I'd still fuck her face.She can bite, I'd be harder than space diamonds, she'd just hurt her jaw.
>>40083941Impossible. For one, that's require access to her central CPU. For two, I'm fairly sure it's been done and she's shook it off. For three, gag character.
>>40082935What kind of loser would take the time to do that?
>>40083718"Yes, smart me, considering you're the one that's currently actually lucid so far as I'm aware, meanwhile I'm outside and probably passed out drunk and likely about five seconds away from someone coming in on me and Vegeta both on the floor.""So yeah, advice on women please thanks."The other you takes a deep breath, and pinches the bridge of his nose, silently counting to ten before he lets go and stares down at you."All right so women, here's what you do, you be really nice, become their friend, but leave behind breadcrumbs that you're interested in more than that. If it seems like they're starting to pick up the hints, and are following along, good job. If not, you fucked up, nice going."He gives a small shrug"'Course, I've got no idea about saiyans if you're specifcally talking about Vegeta, she might prefer it if you just push her up against a wall and take command... lewd."This is weird."Got any dream booze?""Haven't you had enough tonight? Space Christ only knows what might happen if you pass out drunk while in here, we don't need to go meet the inner ME after all."Fair point>WRITE IN
>>40083987>Careful you don't cut yourself on all that edge.>having an opinion>now I'm edgyMan, it's like people throw the word "edgy" around for everything nowadays.By god, I think that joke characters being the end all is stupid, I must be a maximum-over-fedora-katana-teleporting personnel kidYes, sure.I find joke characters amusing when they aren't treated seriously, and Arale was treated seriously, since she saved Goku's ass.
>>40084016This pleases meVery much so
>>40083816I requested a thing in the drawthread a few days ago! We'll never see them at that age, they're old as Goku, right?
>>40084010well the physical removal of power source would require physical access but a hard format isn't something you return from as long as plot isn't in the way.
>>40084032That give us an idea.>we meditate in here to go deeper. Maybe inner inner you is even better.
>>40084032Come on, just one drink. I can handle just one drink, and if you're me you can handle. And if not, we need to go deeper anyways.
>>40084069>hard format isn't something you return from as long as plot isn't in the way.She's a gag manga character though, she literally is a physical representation of plot.
>>40084032But that sounds fun as fuck mate! Come on let's meet inner mes inner me!
>>40084067ShieeeeeeeetNow we need more Arctus fanart aside from the one piece so far
>>40084016Oh yes, i do believe that this piece is satisfactory to my standards. I approve.
>>40083945but we do that all the time anon
>>40084079Worth a shot at least
>>40084058Glad you're understanding. Razor Blades are in the bathroom, have fun.
>>40084032"Inner me is pretty lame. Things would be better if I were hanging out with the beast instead. He'd go drink with me until we were shitfaced and he wouldn't be as much of a prick as you. Did I mention how much cooler (kek) the beast is than inner me?"
>>40084081she's only a gag character as long as the plot allows her to be. she doesn't control the story, the story controls her.
>>40084100CROSS OVER LITERALLY CONFIRMEDCONFIRMED
>>40084016A-aw... damn it...I'll have to tell my wife to nevermind about that.>>40084032"Speaking of Space Christ, um... was that really him that I heard, or was it the usual Booze Jesus that talks to us? It seemed far more clear than usual."
>>40084079This is so crazy it has to work.
>>40084136I regret nothing.Do it anyway. More is better and I didn't do that good of a job with it. If she can vector, she wins by default.
>>40084032>Break it out, pussy. We need to go deeper.
>>40084139They go so far in they end up on 4chan with the rest of us
>>40084171>Look at these faggots>we're you, though>yeah, sure, get outta here namefags!
>>40084171STOP GIVING EVERYONE IDEAS. EVEN ME, STOP GIVING ME THAT IDEA.
>>40084032"You realize at this point we literally have to go see Inner You if he exists right? Else we're both going to be leaving here completely unsatisfied. Get to meditating with me.""Hate you... so much..." The other you says before dropping to the floor and adopting a meditative stance, while you do the same alongside him.You've got no idea if this is going to work, and it's probably a bad idea, but you have to go DEEPER.When you and Other you next open your eyes, you're still in the throne room, but it's sorta... different than before."Oh god damn it why is HE here, and why are YOU here WITH him you fucker!" Sounds like you, but not really you.Looking over, you see that it's... you, but another version, sorta like the one standing next to you looking very awkward right now>WRITE IN
>>40084119She controls the story to an extent as well. Especially the chapters where Toriyama takes a break and either her or Senbei are incharge.But seriously, to properly bring in Arale you'd have to bring in her gag manga ability as well. Maybe not her effortlessly breaking the planet, but to allow her to be effected by completely mundane things is both anti-climatic and unexciting and wouldn't properly represent the character at all.
>>40084171>>40084194>>40084195>Arctus starts shitposting in this very thread
>>40084067a few years younger, FTL fuckery and wormhole shenanigansthink like Supergirl vs Supermanbecause I said so
>>40084171>Wait, so I'm a fictional character in some dude's fan fiction based on a Japanese cartoon? What a bunch of weirdos.
>>40084221"So, how many Inner Me are there? Can we like keep going deeper?"
>>40084221Well time to break out the booze bitches! Arctus in the soul of Arctus in the mind of Arctus party!
>>40084221Is this the Beast? or is it that the deeper we go the more of an asshole we become?
>>40084239>Wormhole shenanigans Shhh, we can't let them know Chuckles, even though they already know, they don't know ENOUGH yet,
>>40084246>tfw you accidentally into inner you's inner you's beast within
>>40084221Laugh at ourself. Him. Other Arctus. Laugh until he gets angry enough to start explaining.
>>40084221>WRITE IN>SUP ME, IM DRUNK.>CARE TO SHARE INFORMATION THAT CAN HELP ME BE SUPER BULLSHIT WAY DOWN THE LINE? LIKE SOMETHING CRYPTIC THAT WILL MEAN SOMETHING LATER?>OR DO I JUST FUCK OFF?>IF I GO DEEPER CAN I BREAK THE MULTIVERSE?
Can we imagine a drunk Vegeta and have our imaginary drunkfu arrive?
>>40084221We're here to see the Inner You, Spikes. Get busy meditating.
>>40084221Me over there mentioned an inner him, so I wanted to meet you. Any advice on what to do after this whole Emperium thing is done beyond going to Arcosia? Also, you got any booze?
>>40084221You look at the other you, the one you came with, and start busting a gut laughing at him. Seems like he doesn't have quite as good of a relationship with himself as you do.Fuck that sentence was awkward to think about and you'd rather not have it happen again."Sup me? I'm the me that that me helps out, nice to meet me. Got any creepy sorta helpful but not really advice to share about the future? Also do you have dream dream booze?"The other yous repeat the action from earlier of pinching the bridge of their nose and counting to ten."Okay, look fucker. You can't go any further than this, because it starts getting really really weird, and you REALLY don't want to get involved in it, trust me." The other other you says as he grabs you by the shoulders and stares down at you."Arctusssss, come back to bed already!" A female voice from down the way calls out."In a minute!" The other other you says sounding almost panicked "Okay, got it? Good, now get the hell out of here before we start breaking things that shouldn't be broken.>A. WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER>B. Might be good to take his advice>C. Write in.
>>40084374>>A. WE HAVE TO GO DEEPERDEEPER!
>>40084374>>C. Write in"WHO IS YOUR WAIFU!? I MUST SEE!!!"
>>40084374MASH THE A BUTTON
>>40084374>B. Might be good to take his adviceMaybe this one is good with women!...Oh and the whole beating Frieza thing. But mostly sex.
>>40084374>>A. WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER"Does it get Frieza Grape Drink Commercial weird? Because if so, I'm there!"
>>40084374>A. WE HAVE TO GO DEEPERALSO>C. WE HAVE TO GO DERPERThis is where things really heat up. Lets get this started.
>>40084374>A. WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER
>>40084374>A. WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER THE INCEPTION MUST HAPPEN!!'
>>40084374Wait you - I - we, you know this is confusing, have a wife? Can I meet her?
God dammit people! We have to see who our inner self's inner self is banging!
>>40084374>A. WE HAVE TO GO DEEPERJust slapping my dick all over that button.
>>40084374Woah, okay, me. Why didn't you say you were busy down here. Hang a sock on other me next time, I won't come knockin'. Don't wanna cockblock myself.
>>40084374>>A. WE HAVE TO GO DEEPERWE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!!!
>>40084440It's Fem Frieza.
>tfw Arctus' inner inner waifu is Bulma wearing Vegeta's bodysuit while going Broly style LSSJ and she is part android.
I just realized something.After this, if we go back to Earth, Bulma may be done with the fruit and Dr. Briefs may be done with our micro-ki-generator
>>40084497With frieza's voice and tail.And arctus's face.
>>40084527>With frieza's voice and tail.FRIEZA A SHIT! FRIEZA WILL BURN!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>40084527Frieza is a genocidal despot, not our waifu.
>>40084497>>40084527Ya'll keep digging any further and shit will get uncomfortable.
>>40084497Nah, it will just be Fem!Trunks. HEY!
>>40084374"Woah, okay, me. Why didn't you say you were busy down here. Hang a sock on other me next time, I won't come knockin. Don't wanna cockblock myself."You tell the other you and lightly trying to get his hands off of your shoulders, keeping one hand locked around his arm while the other slowly reaches out for the other you."Oh yeah by the way? We're going deeper bitches."MUCH TIME LATERYou know, you generally don't realize how much you might hate yourself until there's about fifteen of you standing around each other all yelling at various yous, and the actual you.This got really awkward really fast.How did you get here again?Why did the various incarnations of you all have a different woman calling them back to bedWhy are there more spikes or less spikes the deeper you go.Why is there a man in a white robe and a beard staring at you with both amusement and dissapointment"You know you fucked up right mate?""Yup">Hello Space Jesus"Hello">A. COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILS>B. Can I stop now?
>>40084602Go fuck your mother some more, you freak!
>>40084626Can you turn some dream water into dream Space wine? I just want some dream booze, and I really need it.
>>40084626>>B. Can I stop now?I-I just want to go back to check up on Femgeta and make sure she isn't gnawing on our tail in her sleep..
>>40084626We can't give up. We need to reach...god! Deeper and deeper! Option a!!!
>>40084626>A. COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILS TIME TO MEET SPACE GOD!!
>>40084626>A. COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILSCHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER!
>>40084626>C. Bang each of the other me's waifus in order going back towards reality
>>40084626>>A. COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILSYou keep giving us mystery boxes, we'll keep taking them!Also: "Come on Space Jesus, we're going deeper! You can hold the beer!"
>>40084626>>B. Can I stop now?I want to get off this wild ride.
>>40084626>B. Sure, bro. Well, me, it's been fun, but this is a total sausagefest. I've got a hangover to catch, see (point to the first inner self) you later.
GET US THE FUCK OUT
>>40084626>B. Can I stop now?
>>40084701>tfw we come back to our inner self and he punts us over to the beast>Beast: "Hey, uh, this isn't a good time, I've got company coming in around 20 seconds. Bye."And then we get kicked out of our own mind for good.
>>40084626>A. COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILSThis will lead us to zen, insanity, sex, or a combination of the three.
>>40084626>B. Can I stop now?"So telling the Space Pope about this when I wake up. If I wake up. Should I tell him you said hi, or does he like, already know about this?"
So...Anyone care for some crossover?
>>40084626>A. COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILSNO. BREAKS.
>>40084725I get it, it's like a different transformation for each Social Link we have!>>40084736Nah, I'm good.
>>40084736Will it be good crossover?
>>40084626>WE GO DEEPER.>INB4 30 KAGUYA's SHOW UP.>AND KABUYA'S>WHILE WE WATCH OUT OF BODY LIKE THROUGH 4CHAN.>WHILE WATCHING ALL THE RECORDED CANNON DBZ EPISODES.>AND DRINKING HETAP
>>40084736I am far too tired, and far too drunk for that, right now.
>>40084736>we went so far in we ended up meeting Kaguya
>>40084736Fuck it CROSSOVER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>40084736Why the fuck not. Let's get ganked by Kaguya.
>>40084721>Why, yes, Beastie Boy, we are gonna have company. Because we're going DEEPER.
>>40084736>>40084736I for one would love that Eail, keep up the good work.
>>40084626"So, uh, telling the Space Pope about this when I wake up. If I wake up. Should I tell him you said hi, or does he like, already know about this?""Eh, he'll be fine without this one. Seriously though, don't screw around with this stuff man, it gets really awkward."Space Jesus looks off to the sideStop encouraging him, you know who you areBefore looking back at you with a small grin on his face."As much fun as it's been Arctus, I'm afraid I'll have to put an end to this for the moment, try to not freak out all right?""Thanks Jesus.""It's what I do mate." When you next blink OH SWEET SPACE CHRIST WHY ARE YOU FALLINGWHY IS VEGETA HEREIS THAT EARTH?"What the hell did you do Arctus!""Don't know, just roll with it.... also literally roll because this is gonna hurt!"You yell out just before impact with the ground.Ow...>Fifteen minute break
>>40084834>And when Arctus awoke, he had fucked, and impregnated every female he knew.>Even the most fertile female of their species, Dodoria
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>40084847
>>40084847>When you next blink OH SWEET SPACE CHRIST WHY ARE YOU FALLING>WHY IS VEGETA HERE>IS THAT EARTH?>"What the hell did you do Arctus!">"Don't know, just roll with it.... also literally roll because this is gonna hurt!">You yell out just before impact with the ground.The fuck DID we do!? Holy shit.
>>40084847c-can we hit on haya instead of videl?
>>40084847(ALSO PLEASE LET US WAKE UP AFTER THE SHENANIGANS AS IF NOTHING WENT WRONG. PLEASE. PRETTY PLEASE I DONT WANNA BE STUCK IN THE CRAZY VERSE.)
>>40084901Nope, we'll be stuck in a universe where Vegeta has a penis FOREVER!
>>40084912Arctus still has two.CheckAndMATE!
>>40084901Everything goes wrong when we wake up, that was some powerful shit we drank.
>>40084897I hope so.inb4 we are actually on Earth-Two from DC and we are meeting the JSoA.
>>40084932I'd rather fight the Imperium on Terra for funsies.
>>40084847...I can't say he didn't warn us.At least we stopped before we did something even worse. R-right?
>>40084945And here I thought we'd kill The Knight and Priest this thread.Weeeellllll shit.>Hey, Vegeta, since this is obviously some fever dream, will you marry me?>Vegeta's fw?
It's 2 a.m. EST and we've already reached the bump limit. I'm pretty certain that we'll wake up by the time the thread ends. Although I honestly wouldn't mind some sort of crossover once one of the DBZ quests reaches Xenoverse.
>>40084941Look at the file name from >>40084847I was making a joke.
I feel like I should be monitoring the Huan Quest thread as well.
>>40085011>tfw Eail hijacks it once this thread dies to continue crossover shenanigans>the next Space Alcoholic Quest thread is run by SOM
>>40084987>Time Patrol Trunks shows up and gives us six rations of shit for drinking ourselves into another dimension.
Move it football head
>>40084945RIGHT AND RIGHT, LEFT AND LEFT! SPIN AND TURN, AND A GREAT BIG SMILE!
>>40085080>tfw Arctus makes a comment about Kabu's tail being both longer and thicker than Vegeta's
>>40085099It isn't longer right now anon.
>>40085099well then it would turn into a di- uh... tail measuring contest
>>40085080this is more accurate
>>40085119Now, who says that this is the point in time right after her tail was ripped off? Hm?On whose authority do you have that?Hell, we might be in the HQ verse, or the Frankverse.
>>40085131she would be frowning tho
>>40085131>tfw Chuckles is hereGod fucking damn it, it really is Crossover time.Holy shit.
>>40085144>FrankversePlease no. What about the Xenoverse?
>>40085166>What about the Xenoverse?Why would we want to go there? The only person there who matters is DUMPLIN! And no one is prepared for that.
>>40085165Alcoholic Space Monkeys Quest 1 is a go.
So this is a universe where Kabuya ends up marrying Kaguya right?
>>40085184>that gifA Very Potter Musical is awesome.
>>40085200Is dat some /ss/?
>>40085200>So this is a universe where Kabuya ends up marrying Kaguya right?>ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.gif
>>40085184And Future Trunks, who will be confused about us showing up instead of Kaguya, if we go with the theory of there being only one Future Trunks for the three quests.
>>40085211we can only hope
OKAY, okay, I think we've all had a bit much to drink last night, so now it's time to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4cGqu2_GQQ
>>40085216>Ten beers in...>So your woman-dad wants my dick bad, but can't find the thing.
>>40085288Trunk's face when
>>40085288>Trunks: [Screaming Internally]>Arctus: "So I'm going to use my tail instead!">Trunks: [Screaming externally] "YOU'LL DESTROY ALL OF US!!!! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
>>40085216What are you talking about, one of them future children's names is Brussel.
>>40085320>Kabuya: Oh, hey, you use the tail too? Cos Bulma loved that thing
>>40085326>is a twig>no meat, no muscle>4/10, would not bang.
>>40085326Why would it not be Stalking
look at what the fuck I just found
>>40085340>Arctus: "Oh, well uh.. Hm.. I'll invent you a new one!">Trunks: [Screaming intensifies]
>>40085352Arctus, the master of FemonkeysI want this to happen
>>40085347So she can have a little brother named Taro.
>>40085352*screaming intensifies to a point beyond mortal hearing*
>15 minute break>half an hour later>crickets chirping
I'm just picturing our Vegeta sitting next to Arctus right telling him to wake up, like Fry was to Leela in The Sting.
>ahh time to catch up on Space Tony Stark>skip to the current posts to see if it's still going liveThe fuck is going on in this thread.
>>40085390I feel like they are gonna be like NEW THREAD MUTHA FUKAS soon enough.
>>40085397We have no idea.
>>40085397We met Space Jesus. He sent us to Space Monkey Quest. We brought this on ourselves.
>>40085388"Whis? Ugh, what is that infernal racket...?"
>>40085420SOM pls go, your DOOMPAUL has no power here, QM the gay.Just playin yo.
>>40085409I do not know that yet.>>40085420Okay maybe
>>40085434What have we done..?
>>40085436not even SOM can save you now
>>40085470Fuck you Arthur! You a chickenshit!
>>40085470Just had a thought, Kabu's fw she reads Princess Vegeta's PLAnd when she tries to gang up on her to kill her (again, ish) and Arctus steps in "u wot?"
>>40085463You woke up a cat.
>>40085485to be fair, who knows how much of a power boost kabus sitting at after that hard fight with Slugillosaiyans pick up extra strength just from fighting tougher opponents, and being in FSS might have given her another boost on top of that
>>40085500>implying GT is real
>>40085485>Kabu seduces the Princess>Trunks screams so loud he wakes up every timeline's Beerus
>>40085500>Arctus asks Beerus to have a drink with him>goes on about how his name is literally "beer us"
WAIFU POSTING GOOOOOOO
WHERE ARE YOU EAIL
>>40085517It won't be. Not anymore. Because YOU WOKE UP THE CAT.
>>40085511>tfw FSSJ did nothing for our Vegeta>tfw Kabu wouldn't go from 30 something thousand to near 100k that quicklySaiyans don't actually "get stronger" from fighting strong opponents, as everyone does that, pushing yourself makes you stronger regardless of who you are, but that fucking zenkai, though, holy shit.
>>40085528Attempting to work out an issueWe may have to delay for a bit or migrate to a new thread soonMy apologies
>>40085463Beerus will leave when we've introduced him to all of Earth's finest brews and booze.
>>40085552as long as we get some good crossover smut out of this
>>40085552Dammit, I want to sleep sometime tonight.
>>40085565Now imagine if there was a majin quest.
>>40085565>Kabu, Bulma, Teito, Risel, and Femgeta all ask Arctus-sempai if he is still a virginNope.Not happening.
>>40085586What's a virgin? You mean the drink?
>>40085565>Get so hammered we leave bastard halfbreeds in other quests.Don't know how I feel about that one, but it's funny.
>>40085599Somehow one is left with Haya, despite not going to Human Quest.
>>40085552Dusting yourself off after that rather hard impact, you look over to see that Vegeta is doing the same.Looking around, it seems that you're back on Earth, though, quite frankly, you're not entirely sure how that happened really.Considering the whole... space... thing that you had going on earlier, it's rather weird that you're here.God you hope you're just dreaming.Sensing to see if you can find any familar powers around, you can feel Gohan and the others are curently at the Lookout.There's also quite a few decent power levels there that you just don't recognize.Troubling.Did Goku and crew end up having a face off with some enemies while you were away?There's really only one way to find out, and that involves actually going to check it out yourself>A. Go Check out the Lookout>B. Write in
>>40085621>B. Sorry Veggy, I may have gone too far.
>>40085599>"How is Korin pregnant?"
>>40085621>>B. Write in well fuck. So uhh less drinking next time?
>>40085621>>A. Go Check out the LookoutWe have to save Bulma's liquor cabnet! Oh, right. And our friends too, I guess.
>>40085621>A. Go Check out the Lookout
>>40085624>The left one used to be short and fat, which is why her table manners are so much more refined than the right one's today.
>>40085621Any idea what just happened, and why I'm not hungover? Anyways, to the Lookout?
>tfw Chuckles is writing dialogue behind the scenes RIGHT NOW
>>40085636Woah now. Let's not overreact.
>>40085621>B: try to determine if any familiar to you notable powers are absentYes I mean Piccolo
>>40085621>A. Go Check out the Lookout>B. Write in"Not gonna lie, Vegeta. I have never been this drunk before. I'm not sure how drunk I am right now, but it's beyond what I've ever experienced. I might have become... the Legendary Super Alcoholic."
>>40085655>the Legendary Super Alcoholic.">>40085651
>>40085621>A. I wonder what Kami thinks of this.>B. Popo is omnipresent in all dimensions, knows exactly what's up. Finds it hilarious.
>>40085621>"Destroy the Planet!" our ultimate move that doesn't actually destroy the planet
>>40085688>It's really just what we say before we go on a bar crawl
>>40085688>Destroy The Planet!It doesn't actually destroy the planet, its just a planet-wide bar crawl, filled with horrible debauchery and destruction.
>>40085652There should be 8 we don't recognize, if this is Space Monkeys, and 5, tops if Human. We should try getting a reading on all the ones we don't recognize either way though. Gives us information.Try and get a better feel for the power levels we don't recognize.
>>40085708>tfw Arctus thinks the planet may be under attack, comes in hot and K.O.s a couple people, then everyone thinks HE is attacking, and Femgeta just makes it all worse.
>>40085708What if we accidentally landed in canon?
>>40085621I hope we both packed our bags, 'cuz it seems we're going on a TRIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiiiiiP.
>>40085724What would be the others power levels? Goten and Trunks? Oh god, we're in the Buu Saga in canon.
>>40085727Sniff sniff ahh papal dogs. Did the chief replacement get the pigeon?
>>40085724So many places to go, so many things to see, who knows where we might end up next...
>>40085738Wow, Bulma made Krillin give her one sticky, juicy facial.I don't know how I feel about this.
IDEAS FOR OCS:Okay, so Dragon Ball is loosely based on Journey to the West, right? So eventually, our enemies would be Hindu Demigods and shit.
"So uh... I'm not gonna lie, pretty freaked out about this one, not entirely sure how we got here, or what's happening, but I think it might be best to head to the Lookout."You say to Vegeta, who is currently rubbing her head after the impact that she just dealt with."If you think that's the preferable route, I can sense Kakarot and his child at the moment, along with several other power levels I'm not familiar with."Yeah... you're getting that too, it's weird.Setting off with Vegeta, you quickly make your way towards the Lookout, your mind spinning the entire time on what might happen next, and how exactly it was that you got here.When you set down on the Lookout, there's quite a different looking crowd than you're expecting. No picolo, and a helluva lotta people you don't recognize."So... this isn't what I was expecting."Saiyans, Triclops, oh my.Space ships too.>WRITE IN
>>40085762TOO STRONG!WAAAAAYYYY TOO STRONG!Makes Beerus look like a bitch, man.
>>40085764"Hi, I'm Arctus. This is my bitch Vegeta. We're here to drink all your booze and- Hey, what happened to piccolo, shouldn't he have teamed up with you guys already?"
>>40085764Hey guys im back, and im not sure what's going on right now. Who are these people here that i haven't met? Im Arctus by the way.
>>40085326I need more art of Girl!Trunks, can someone hook me up?
>>40085764"HELLO EARTHLINGS AND VISITORS TO EARTH! DO YOU HAVE ANY BOOZE? We sort of... drunk ourselves here and we might be able to drink our way back. Princess Vegeta, you recognize any of these Saiyans?"
>>40085764>Kaioken?>Kaio-whNaw"Hello there, people who are.. new.. Where is Piccolo?"
>>40085764Reminder, we called Yamcha our friend when on Earth. We should totally go up to him and ask how he's been."Yamcha, my man, how you've been? Is Bulma around? Kind of curious if she' sma de any headway on the fruit yet."
>>40085764>Blue... Ha... Wa... Ii... ANNNNN!!!!
>>40085764So i just went on a bender and i'm not sure if i just jumped into a parallel universe...
>>40085801Seconding this. Yamcha is our bro, we should bro it up with him.
>>40085764So I was really drunk now I'm here. This is earth right? Not some crazed hangover dream right? This is actually real? Where is kami or piccolo?
These saiyans are gonna fight us!
>>40085764Space Jesus says Hi.
>>40085824What did Space Jesus even do?
>>40085764"Hello guys, I'm back! No I don't know how, don't ask. What's going up in here, who are all these people, where's Kami?"
>>40085818>fight Arctus>not get toyed with by someone who is over 20x stronger than the strongest of them
>Femgeta's face when KabuBut she might want it regardless...
>>40085835Teisel could give us a run for our money.
>>40085831Kept us from making this even more screwy. Just imagine what it would be like if we didn't listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbh9IDzZeRoWhat did we drink!?
>>40085850We'd had merged this, Space Monkeys, and Human?
>>40085795>>Kaioken?>>Kaio-whWhat was SM-Goku's PL? I think our Princess is tougher even with Kaioken.And Arctus would roll over anything, including Piccoslug.
>>40085844>Tiesel couldn't handle Sluggilo, who had a PL of 500k
>>40085863Even if we didn't we'd just roll 98s.
>>40085863I think Goku has 16k while Raditz has 20+kOH YEAH RADITZ!
>>40085859>merged this, Space Monkeys, and Humanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIEMdQSMEEM
>>40085877Oh yeah, shouldn't our Geetz recognise the guy?
>>40085876>isn't as strong as you think it isThey wont go from "unable to beat 500k" to "able to handle 900k" from being battered around a bit, they weren't even near death, if I recall.Either way, no way, bro.
>>40085894well Risel and Teito took a pretty bad beating while fused from holding PiccoSlug off
>>40085894They can still do the four witches thing.
>>40085877>Radits>Can't even handle a full nelson.Hahahaha
>>40085891>Vegeta sees Nappa, Raditz, Kakarot, Gohan, then sees the other three Saiyans >they seem just as confused as her, since Kabuya saw all the remaining living Saiyans and Femgeta was not one of them
>>40085909Arctus is probably the single fastest thing on this planet, by leagues. Those one off techniques wont stop him, especially when he could likely get torn in half and still fly around relatively okay.>>40085904But that's the thing, they took a beating, they didn't get stomped so hard they were a breath away from death, ya know?
>>40085912Be honest, anon, could you?Could you handle your brother putting you in a full nelson while a green man with antennae was shooting laser beams at you?
Pendulum Liquor is some heavy shit.
>>40085941We need to buy more of that shit next time we hit up a Space Party Store.
>>40085920>since Kabuya saw all the remaining living Saiyans and Femgeta was not one of themWell she's pretty used to seeing yet another new surviving sayian showing up.Also she didn't see Tables.
Well, at least Arctus can put "Interdimensional traveler" on his resume, now.
>>40085949Pretty sure she did. Could of sworn a Saiyan that looked like the prince with a floating ball thing was mentioned.
>>40085961We gotta wish for a Saiyan Locator on Namek!
>>40085964Why, so Vegeta and Tarble can procreate the Vegeta royal line back into existence?
>>40085936That was a typical sunday growing up for me so... Yeah probably. Of course my brother had a PL of like 10 and the lasers were from a pointer but still...
>>40085961Maybe it was in a pre-boom flashback? They definitely didn't go to his planet. It was only Broly and Raditz met in outer space, everybody else came to Earth and stayed there.
"So uh... hello new people. I'm Arctus, this is my comrade Vegeta." You motion towards the woman standing beside you, before walking towards the crew that you're familiar with."I guess I missed a lot then eh Yamcha? How've you and the gang been while I was gone? Bulma make any headway on the whole fruit thing or is she still working on that?" You ask your human friend as you make your way towards him.Yamcha just cocks his head, a look of utter bewilderment on his face, “Uhhhh, do I know you?” He asks, before one of the Saiyans, a bushy haired girl, younger than Vegeta gets in your way, arms out wide, blocking you from approaching your friend. “Who the HFIL are you?” Another Saiyan woman barks, stepping away from Bulma, between you and her. “What fruit? And why do all the super powerful freaks have to decide today’s the day they want to get in my way?”Stopping in your tracks, you turn to face the aggrivated Saiyan woman, shooting a confused glance at Yamcha for a second before focusing on the woman."Err, like I said, I'm Arctus? You know, Frieza's cousin... Cold's nephew... that guy? I mean I was just here about a month ago and killed Turles, collected Vegeta and Nappa, and went back into space"The aggressive woman gives you a feral grin, “Frieza and Coolers cousin, eh? I killed someone like that a while back.... though I believe he was a second cousin.... twice removed, or something to that effect?” She cracks her neck twice, “Still, Arcosians are always a pleasure to wipe off the universe in my book.”Glancing back at Yamcha and the gang, you look rather confused."Raditz, how the hell are you alive? Kakarot and the Namekian killed you well over a year ago, and only Kakarot was revived." Vegeta pipes up, coming to stand beside you and staring at the saiyan.Nappa is here too, what the hell?>WRITE IN
>>40085978>Of course my brother had a PL of like 10>tfw average grown men on Earth had a PL of 5 in canonGratz, your brother was a freak of nature.
>>40085976>>40085987Eail has already hinted that Tarble will be adorable imouto.
>>40085982>A short boy, standing on a peaceful green planet, with a blue thing standing by his side, holding hands.During the vision in the wormhole where we saw Goku, Turles, Nappa, Raditz, Vegeta, Broly, Paragus, and others.
>>40085990"Pardon. It seems Myself and Vegeta are from another universe, and I recently become drunk enough to pierce the veil between worlds thanks to space jesus."
>>40085990Nappa!? The fuck are you doing here? HOW ARE YOU HERE! I need more booze.
>>40085990"Well isn't this some shit, how about we all sit down and see what the hell is going on?"When Kabu, or one of the girls inevitably attacks, we'll just let our power go and she can hurt her fist on our face"That's very rude, you know."
>>40086004it was probably tarble and his waifu http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/e/ef/BulmTarblGureLaunch.png/revision/latest?cb=20110416225141
>>40085990Ask where Kami is? And ask Nappa how he got out of the med bay.
>>40085994Eail's. Chuckles didn't do genderbends, so his is likely still a guy. >>40086004Ahh, visions. Still isn't guaranteed to be exhaustive list.
>>40085990Do speed shenanigans and go around the saiyan to get to Yamcha, wrap arm around his shoulder and pull him close like our buddy should be. "Haha. Very funny, Yamcha. Very. Funny."
>>40086028Hah, this. SHENANIGANS!
>>40085990"Okay what. Is it some kaisdamn clone Earth? How fucking much did I drink?"
>>40085990"...we come in peace? Vegeta, please, you know more about Saiyans than I do, help clear this up in a way she'll understand."Then, to the people we're familiar with, "Can someone explain just what the hell's been going on?"
So when Arctus isn't at full power fight mode, where does his PL naturally rest? 300-600k range?Or does he instinctually lower it to 200k, now?
>>40085990>Get into fighting stance!
>>40085990"Okay, get Kami in here, he's a reasonable guy and can mediate this bullshit.""Also it's his house and I want to ask if he has any good drinks because I need some."
I count six saiyans here: Kabuya, Raditz, Risel, Goku, Teito, and Gohan. GIMME GIMME POWER, POWER POWER UP time!
Queue Adult Kaguya crashing from the sky, takes one look around and yells "DAMNIT TOWA!" at the top of his lungs.
>>40086073And Nappa. Nappa's there too.
>Androids 11 and 12 land and kick Arctus' shit in if he tries anything
>>40086077He's not pure-hearted though.
>>40086076>he brings his Nappa with him, and Vegeta just followed out of pure salt
>>40086083Those androids aren't strong enough to take us on.
>>40086084Sure he is, Pure, unadulterated, stupid.
>>40086096Yeah, she resolved to protect her own from danger.
>>40086088>Vegeta on Vegeta action>The whole world is drowned in salty sex fluids
>>40086107>"Are you me? ARE YOU ME BEING SO MUCH WEAKER THAN ME!? I'LL FUCKING TRAIN YOU!!!"
So uh. I don't know what Quest-Verse we've dropped in. The only other one I know is the human quest. What is this one?
>>40086107Femgeta isn't really salty.>Kaguya mentions how Femgeta is cute>his Vegeta goes SSJ3>everyone dies
>>40086105>>40086096I'd much rather not start this sort of debate, oh damn, man.
>>40086120Space Monkey Questhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=space%20monkeys%20quest
>>40086120Space monkeys mate. Run by the butt tickler himself Chuckles.
>600 post mark, get!Gratz, thread!
>>40086152Shut up and bump me.
>>40085990If we get attacked by Kabu, we need to beat her within an inch of her life, blow holes in her limbs and then ask her if we should heal her after she attacked us when she could possibly come back stronger and attack us again.
New thread in a secondFucked up my pasting
>>40086120Space MonkeysTLDR:A trio of female space monkeys managed to escape the destruction.They've been travelling the universe looking for more sayians trying to resurrect they race. And also having a good old fashioned violent sayian fun along the way.They met Broly and got his phone number; visited metamorans planet and picked up fusion. Raditz tried to attack that planet and they grabbed him before natives could punk him.Then we also went to a planet of triclopses and picked up a teammate (20K PL).Also had a meeting with a Spess Australian (also in 20k pl range) space pirate, but got a derp and soured our relationship.Then they arrived onto Earth, Raditz got killed by canon way and they made a deal with Kami to get him rezzed and King Kai trained. While the monkeys train an expanded z-fighter rosterNotable inclusions: Spike that later managed to blow up two Slug's generals and Chi-Chi, driven by her mama bear instincts towards Gohan.Piccolo instead got imprisoned by Kami, so he remained an asshole.Had random encounters with Dr Wheelo and Turles. Finally Slug arrived at the same time as Veggie and evrrything went to shit.Finale: they managed to slap down the (buffed up compared to canon) sayians, kill Veggie and capture Nappa. But Slug fused with still-evil Piccolo and Roshi had to sacrifice himself to seal them with Mafuba.AND THEN SPACE FROSTLIZARD ARRIVES. And has PL twice as high as PiccoSlug.
>>40086196Again and again, I saw them both, friend.
>>40079879>>40086183When are we gonna fight the Chaos Gods, OP?
>>40086202Oh and also Kabuya has casual lesbian relationship with Bulma. Complete with actual smut paste.