LAST TIME ON SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUESTWE LEARNED ABOUT THE EMPERIUM COMMANDERSWE TRAINED WITH VEGETA AND GOT SWOLEWE FOUGHT AGAINST THE HUNTER AND BODIED THE SHIT OUT OF HIMWHAT IS THE BEAST THAT HIDES INSIDE?TUNE IN TO THIS EPISODE OF SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUEST TO FIND OUT!>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/L6kK92ie
>>39998110He's a blue guy.
Swallowing another bite of your sandwich, you start chatting with Nappa about the battle.He had no clue that Vegeta had intended to join you in the fight considering how powerful The Hunter was.She wouldn't have been able to do much damage unless she'd gone into Great Ape form, but still, she came to your aid.The large saiyan is impressed that you managed to overcome The Hunter so easily, though when you start to explain the concept of 'The Beast' that you felt within you, he seems to understand."There's something like that inside of everyone, even Arcosians it looks like. It's the thing that tells you to kill, hurt, maim, destroy the thing that's threatning you and your pack."Pausing to eat some more, because he's a fucking saiyan what did you expect, Nappa then continues."It's a useful tool, but I've seen more than my fair share of men completely lose themselves to the Beast inside. Maybe you're different I dunno, not like any other Arcosian I've met."Well you technically aren't a genocidal rampaging maniac, so what he says is truthful all things considered."Use it, but don't let yourself be consumed, else you might not be able to come back."You never thought you'd admit it, but Nappa has given you a lot to think about.>A. Ask Nappa about what he thinks you should do next>B. Go attempt meditation >C. Write inI AM ACCEPTING IDEA FOR NEW MOVES, PLAN BITCHES
>>39998156>A. Ask Nappa about what he thinks you should do next>C. Write inLet's see who the next closest General is. We've given away our status as a counter-attack and with one General down, the rest are bound to be getting antsy.
>>39998156>>A. Ask Nappa about what he thinks you should do next>>B. Go attempt meditation>"So Nappa, which one do you want to see die, or get beat the fuck up, next?"There are so many moves that have been listed, and I can't find them all. Is that Steel Donuts move still floating around?I dunno, creativeanons, get on this shit.
>>39998156>B. Go attempt meditation
>>39998156>>B. Go attempt meditation
>>39998232I'd still like the Drunk Beams to be a thing, homing death beams are cool.
>>39998156Lets interrogate the predator by describing increasingly gruesome methods of torture until OP gives us the information to make us stop.
>>39998278He's still too damaged to interrogate, on deaths door basically after the beating you gave him
>>39998272A drunk beam sounds like a beam of energy that slowly wobbles along into its target.
>>39998287Okay, we can wait.Do you have any idea how painful it it to have your toenail removed?
>>39998324As if it would reach the target instead of falling over or creating ki-puke.
>>39998278>"I'm going to rip your toenails off. And from there peel the skin back starting from what hangs off of your then missing toenails."Sounds kind of fucked up, bro.
>>39998344>Drunk beam shoots forward>stops inches from its target>opens its mouth and barfs out a kamehameha sized wave of energyThat's some looney toons shit right there
>>39998156Nappa has given you some good advice so far, and he along with Jenkins have been quite helpful in planning out how to deal with all of this.Even if no plan survives first contact with the enemy, it's still best to have one waiting just in case.Finishing off your sandwich while Nappa is grabbing another for himself, you ask the giant what he thinks might be the best move to make next."Personally? If you've got time before the next fight, figure out what The Hunter knows, if anything. But if you mean who to fight next? Tough one..."Nappa rubs his chin as he seems to be thinking about the foes you have left to combat."Fisherman, you know what his powers are and he's supposed to be alone. Pilgrim is still a mystery, and the other two are gonna be together."Sounds like some good advice once again.Bidding the saiyan farewell, you make the trip back to your private quarters, you've seen Piccolo try this a time or two, so maybe you can replicate him enough to meditate?>A. Try it>B. Waste of time, do something else.>Roll me 1d100 if you wish to Meditate, best of five
>>39998347Good is not nice, and we're evil anyway.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>39998394>>A. Try it
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>39998394>A. Try it
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>39998394A
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>39998394>A. Try it
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>39998412Where the fuck are you getting good from? And I don't think we are evil.Arctus is far more neutral drunk. than anything else.>>39998394>A. Try it
>>39998394>A. Try It
>>39998449>Where the fuck are you getting good from?Good is not nice is a saying.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>39998394>>A. Try it
>>39998523Obviously not from where I am from. I've never heard that before in my life.
>>39998394Resting on top of your bed, you attempt to mimick the position that you had seen Piccolo in several times, it's a little uncomfortable, but you're able to get used to it.Calm yourself... even breathing pattern... clear the mind... focus inward on yourself.You're unsure how long you're sitting there for, but nothing seems to be changing, until you feel like you're being lifted away from your body.For some reason you can't open your eyes just yet, it feels like whatever is bringing you along for this ride isn't allowing it.When it 'feels' like you've come to a halt, you're in an all too familiar void area.This is where you end up when you dream.But you aren't dreaming now, you've got more control of yourself than you ever had when asleep.Perhaps the meditation has something to do with that?Doesn't really matter at the moment, there is something different about the void from normal though.Two doors lie ahead of you.One is gnarled, corrupted, and looks like it's rotting away.The other is pristine, fancy, almost reagal in how beautiful it is.>A. Approach the dark door>B. Approach the light door>C. Write in?
>>39998564>>C. Write in?Poke each of the doors first, see if they explode or make our finger die, or something.
>>39998564>>C. Write in?Stanley turned around and walked through the sciency blast doors behind him.
>>39998564>B. Approach the light door
>>39998564>>A. Approach the dark door
>>39998564>A. Approach the dark doorThe second door reeks of our family.
>>39998564>C. Write in?Drink something see which one looks better after. If neither after look good make our own door.
>>39998564>Open both doors
>>39998564>C. Make like space Son Wukong and open both doors.
>>39998603Can we open the dark door first?
I smell so much samefag right now it hurts.I suppose thats what I try to get for character advancement
>>3999869818 posters 13 votes, you don't have to take joke write ins. Chill.
>>39998564>A. Approach the dark door
>>39998564You approach both doors, a scientist isn't going to make a decision without at least testing the waters first to see what each option might hold behind it.Extending one hand to the dark door, you clutch it's handle, and a voice starts speaking into your mind."Yesssss, come talk with thissss one. We have much to discussss."You immediately let go of the door and stare at your hand, wondering what the actual hell that was that just spoke to you.Glancing at the dark door one more time, you decide to repeat the action with the Light door.The voice is weak, you can't really make out what it's saying, but there's something there...You recognize this voice."Mother?">A. Open the Dark Door>B. Open the Light Door>C. Attempt to open Both
>>39998780>B. Open the Light Door
>>39998780>>B. Open the Light Door
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>399987801: Light2: DarkAn important decision like this should be in the hands of the Dice Gods
>>39998780>>A. Open the Dark DoorWell, option B is obviously a trap.At least A is honest.
>>39998780>A. Open the Dark DoorYou can't fool me light door. You WANT me to think mother is behind you but I'm smarter than that!
>>39998780>A. Open the Dark DoorMy playlist just hit the Velvet Room theme. Oh god.
>>39998780>A. Open the Dark Door
>>39998780>>B. Open the Light DoorDarkness leads towards the path of edgelordness.Light still means we can do what we want.
>B. Open the Light Door
>>39998922>implying Whoa there, friend. For all we know, the light door will show our dead and dying mother to us and force us to go apeshit.Leave your shadowrunning at the door, friend.
>>39998780>C. Attempt to open BothI stand by it.
>>39998922Choice I think of logic or emotion.
>>39998780>Open the dark doorLight door's not our mom, it's a door!
>>39998780You know that voice isn't actually your mother, she's dead, Frieza killed her in front of you, just like the rest of your family.You still push open the door of light, it's calling to you, and you have to figure out what's behind it.The actual brightness that pours out from it is nearly blinding in how intense it is, but still, you press on through it.What you see next is not something that you ever actually thought you'd lay eyes on again.It's Arcosia, your home.Before it was nearly destroyed by Frieza on that day.Despite the fact that the city is still standing, you can't sense any power levels around.Much like the last time you were here, it seems to be completely deserted, only this time the burning buildings and bodies are replaced with tranquil silence.>A. Head to the Throne Room, where it all started>B. Explore the city, try to find something>C. Try to find the door you came through>D. Write in
I just have a mental image of doors>L.Door "It's mommy, come here!">D.Door "Get the fuck in here, I wanna say some shit to you."
>>39998979>Leave your shadowrunning at the door>implying that shadowrunning isent the best way to play
>>39999047>>A. Head to the Throne Room, where it all started
>>39999047>A. Head to the Throne Room, where it all startedA memory... Or an illusion?
>>39999047>B. Explore the city, try to find somethingTake in Arcosia's glory and what was lsot before going to the place where it's death began.
>>39999047>B. Explore the city, try to find somethingGotta see if there's a library around here, or a bar, whichever comes first.
The nines are approaching, who will have that legendary number?
>>39999047>B. Explore the city, try to find something
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAANND!
The throne room will just be more of the same, we should see if this planet has anything new to show us.
>currently tied, next vote gets it
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>39999135>>A. Head to the Throne Room, where it all started>>B. Explore the city, try to find something>>C. Try to find the door you came through
>>39999047You know that you'll need to head to the throne room soon enough, that's where your story started.Yet you feel the need to explore this strange city, it's completely devoid of life so far as you can tell, the exact opposite of normal Arcosia.Cafes have warm food and drink sitting out, with no people in sight to have had it brought out.Vehicles are parked on street side like normal, no drivers.You can't even hear the sound of a pet anywhere nearby, it's as though the entire population just vanished in the blink of an eye.You're fairly certain if you returned to the homeworld as it was now, it'd be like this, only in a much worse shape than it is presently.Going along with the whole deserted feeling, lights are on through out the entire city, but still, you can't feel anything aside from a digging at the back of your mind that you need to go to the throne room.>A. Go to the throne room>B. Try to leave>C. Write in
>>39999257>>A. Go to the throne room
>>39999257>C. Go check out the royal archives.
>>39999257>A. Go to the throne room
>>39999257>>39999287if this is a thing we can do if not,>A. Go to the throne room
>>39999257Oh really, we trust in 'feelings' in the back of our mind now? What kinda science is that?
>>39999391Emotional science! Just like how you can be book smart or people smart or street smart!
>>39999391Science, guessing until you get it right, then figuring out WHY you were right.
Don't our people all wear bio-suits?
>>39999257Figuring that there's not really anything left to be discovered in the ghost town, you make the decision to head to the Throne Room.The last time you made this trip in your dreams, you had to watch Frieza kill your mother once again, before you repaid him in kind, you've got the feeling that won't be the case this time around though.Instead of heading in through the wall like you did last time, it's much more procedural, the lift still functions to take you to the top.The thought crosses your mind to take a trip by the royal archives, but... if this really is a dream, it'd follow the rules that you actually can't read, and the information wouldn't be new.Your thoghts are interrupted when the lift stops, signifying that you've reached the top floor of the royal palace.When the doors open, and you're greeted with the sight of a figure sitting on the throne, you feel like a thousand stones have just been dropped on your stomach."Hello Arctus, I was hoping you'd decide to drop by sometime soon."It's you, but... it's not you.>A. Hello Arctus>B. What the hell is all of this>C. Where's Mother>D. Leave>E. Write in
>>39999516>C. Where's Mother
>>39999516>A. Hello Arctus>B. What the hell is all of this>C. Where's Mother>E. Write inIs this what happens when novices meditate too hard? Man, I woulda drunk more if I knew this was gonna happen.
>>39999516>>E. Write in"I need a drink..."
>>39999516>A. Hello Arctus>B. What the hell is all of this>C. Where's Mother
>>39999516>>B. What the hell is all of this>>C. Where's Mother
>>39999516>A. Hello Arctus>B. What the hell is all of this>E. Please tell me you have some alcohol.
>>39999516Any transformation to the next level would require an Iron Man 2 montage, you realize? Cooler invented that modification to his bio-suit.
>C. Where's Mother
>>39999516>A. Hello Arctus>B. What the hell is all of this>C. Where's Mother"I'd say 'this is why I drink' but we both know that isn't the whole truth."
>>39999516"Hello Arctus"The words slip out from your mouth before you can actually stop them, which casues your counterpart to grin as he gets up from his throne.He's taller than you, and his muscles are much more defined, you can't feel his power, but the sheer pressure coming off of him is something that leaves you in awe."What the hell is all of this? Where's Mother, I heard her voice when I touched the door, but I haven't seen anyone else aside from you."That makes him look slightly uncomfortable, but he quickly hides that notion, returning to looking passive as he approaches you."We had to come here, so that we could speak without His presence... The Beast, as I believe you call him? He wanted to get you alone, and I couldn't allow that."You lied to yourself, is the jist of what you've gotten from that. You'd almost be mad if it wasn't probably the perfect plan to draw you here. You know you better than anyone after all."Stuff like this is why I drink" You mutter into your hand."We both know that's not true.">A. Ask why he wanted you here>B. Ask what The Beast is>C. Ask why he looks different than you>D. Write in
>>39999724>>A. Ask why he wanted you here>B. Ask what The Beast is>C. Ask why he looks different than you
>>39999724>A. Ask why he wanted you here>B. Ask what The Beast is>C. Ask why he looks different than you
>>39999724>A. Ask why he wanted you here>B. Ask what The Beast is>C. Ask why he looks different than youSo which part of my psyche are you supposed to be exactly?
>>39999724>C. Ask why he looks different than you>B. Ask what The Beast is>A. Ask why he wanted you hereMight as well go on down the line. Just change up the order a bit.
>>39999724>C. Ask why he looks different than you
>>39999724>>A. Ask why he wanted you here
>>39999724>"We both know that's not true.">D. Oh really? Feel free to remind me then.>A.
>>39999724>A. Ask why he wanted you here>B. Ask what The Beast is>C. Ask why he looks different than you"Am I you? Are you me? Why do I have the strangest urge to crush a card..."
>>39999724>tfw Eail used your joke
>>39999724>A. Ask why he wanted you here>>B. Ask what The Beast is>>D. Write in plus a Fuck off
>>39999724>>A. Ask why he wanted you here>>B. Ask what The Beast is>>C. Ask why he looks different than youJesus fucking space christ my captchas are taking eons to solve.
So who got the nines?
>>40000000WWWHHHOOOOOOOAAAAASpace Alcoholic quest a FUCKING BEST!
>>40000000thanks mot bavi
>>40000000lol you guys finally got one, well done
>>39999724>We both know that's not true.>D. It would be for the moment.
>>40000000>bunch of zeroesnice :^)>>40000033nice dubs
>>40000000we did it, [s4s]!I am proud of you all
>>40000000Nice one, kiddo. Why hasn't your board so much as formed a quilt for getball yet, though?
>>40000000>/s4s/ gets the 40kek getnoice.
This thread is now brought to you by the number 40000000.That may be the power level of Arctus new form.>>40000000
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>>40000000Frame that shit on a wall.
>>400000008SCAM GETTING BTFO
>>40000000(ง ¬。¬)っ~ Hello. I am Le Smug Receding Hairline Man. I do believe this thread is in need of Anti Hair-Loss Shampoo, so I would like to give it some. That is why my name is Le Smug Receding Hairline Man.Good dubs, I check 'em
"So why exactly did you want me here, away from whatever The Beast is? If that thing is a part of me, just like you are... I assume at least, it's not actually a danger is it?"With a light sigh, your counterpart begins speaking."The Beast is a part of you, just like I am, but he's dangerous and unstable. A monster that lives inside of you. Generic and stereotypical isn't it?"Both of you nod"Which is exactly why he's so dangerous. You felt his influence over you when you fought The Hunter. That fight shouldn't have been so easy and you know it, but you tapped into some of The Beasts power, and grew from it."Tapping the scouter on the side of his.. your face, your counterpart nods."It seems you absorbed some of it as well, you're stronger than you were before that fight. Accessing his power gave him an opening to speak to you when you meditated, I figured I had to make a move to to prevent that interaction, because I'm not even sure what he might try."Makes sense really."So why is it you look different than I do? If you're supposed to be the mental image I have of myself, I've certainly never imagined that look."Looking himself over a bit, he seems to understand what you mean, as though the thought hadn't crossed his mind yet."I'm you, but I'm not you. We're both Arctus, but not the same Arctus. Quite frankly, I can't tell you what I am, but you can't feel my power, can you?"Shaking your head no, he continues"But I can feel yours, and, no offense me, but your power level is nothing compared to mine."He seems to try to power up as a demonstration, but you still can't feel it."Maybe you aren't ready then... No matter, you will be one day. I might be a transformation you've yet to unlock"Placing a hand on your shoulder, you get a grin from yourself."I believe in you, you are me after all. Now, anything else you wanted to speak about before you leave?">A. How can you get this power>B. What would Beast do>C. Write in
>>40000144>A. How can you get this power>B. What would Beast do
>>40000144>C. What's my poison?
>>40000144>>A. How can you get this powerFairly sure the beast will turn us into a weak broly knockoff.
>>40000144>B. What would Beast do
>>40000144>A, a figment of our imagination can surely tell us how to transform.
>>40000144>>A. How can you get this power>>B. What would Beast do
>>40000219Well no shit listening to that thing is a surefire way to be a RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE kill everything sadist.Arctus would end up even worse than the Fridge if he listened to it.
>>40000144>A. How can you get this power>B. What would Beast do"And I'm sure we both know what I'm about to ask about the booze..."
>>40000144>A. How can you get this powerGotta get that >>40000000 PL
>>40000144>C. Since you claim to be immensely powerful, seem in full control of yourself, and are confident enough to show off - care to give us some pointers on how to achieve this feat of strength?Oh, and if I peruse the royal archives while here, am I going to be re-discovering things I already know, or would I have access to the real archives?
Lets Meditate within this place, see how deep we can go!
>>40000245Perhaps what makes the Cold Clan so powerful and psychotic is that they have the beast unlocked by default?
>>40000144"So... how do I unlock.. you? I suppose is the right way to phrase the question."He shakes his head."I don't know, but, if I had to guess. I'm already inside of you somewhere, you've just got to reach for it, break through whatever limits you have on yourself."A small shrug follows it up"Try going back to Arcosia if you get a chance, maybe there's something there that can help. Right now, I'm just a part of you, a piece, but if you can fully unlock what we're supposed to be, who knows what might happen."Arcosia might have to wait until you can finish up this Emperium business, else Cold would be incredibly furious."So what do you think The Beast might try to do, if I give him the time of day?" You question yourself."I can't say for sure of course, but I imagine he'd try to make you let him out, either through coersion, or force, if he could manage it."A grim look overcomes your counterpart as he speaks of The Beast "He's dangerous Arctus, you can't trust him. That thing is just like what caused Frieza to kill our family, except this time, it's inside of you. Be careful."Letting go of you, the other Arctus walks back to his throne, climbing up the steps and taking a seat once again."Now, you should go. If you need my assistance again, you know how to find me."When you blink, and open your eyes again, you're back on the ship.>WRITE IN
>>40000385Grab whiskey. Take a shot."Space Christ"
Meditate and talk to the beast. Balance and acceptance is good - you cant reject whats naturally a part of you, doing so would only prevent you from fully maturing, and would lock away some of your power.
>>40000465I see you Mr. Satan. And I don't mean Hercule.
>>40000465>"So, kid, you want to get stronger eh? Well I have just the thing you need! Here, take a shot of this. Come back next time, I'll leave you the bottle."
>>40000385Grab a drink, nothing alcoholic just some water. Hack Emperium comms for chatter.
>>40000000quest posters are so dumb they rather keep talking about their shit thread than appreciate this beautiful get
>>40000601Not even the good kind.
>>40000486if that fucker actually did that. I'd right up vote for dickpunching it. I don't care how big it is if its dick is too big to fist punch we fucking blast it with ki then.>inb4 if we want ultimate form we must kick the bottle.
>>40000385Fuck personal issues for the moment, you need a drink.Getting up and moving over to the sink, you splash some water on yourself, you need to properly wake up afer whatever the hell you just experienced was.Grabbing a bottle of whiskey, you take possibly what is the best shot of your life to calm your nerves.That whole experience left with you with quite a bit to think about, you might, MIGHT, be a slightly more fucked up individual that you originally realized.What to do next though, looking at the time on your scouter, you see that you've been meditating for several hours, even though it seemed to just be a few minutes at the most.Vegeta is probably asleep right now, same with Nappa and Jenkins.>A. Sleep>B. Go check on The Hunter>C. Moniter Emperium communications>D. Train alone>E. Write in.
>>40000645>B. Go check on The Hunter>C. Moniter Emperium communications
>>40000645>B. Know how I make mashed potatoes? I make it in a sock.
>>40000442His name is Kami
>>40000645>D. Get Swole>B. Make your day better by making his day worse.
>>40000645>C. Moniter Emperium communicationsFollowed by,>B. Go check on The HunterWe're still not entirely sure how the healing will effect him. Better safe than sorry.
>>40000685>Vegeta: "The fuck's a 'Kami'?"
>>40000645>>C. Moniter Emperium communications
>>40000685Actually, it's Kai-Oh Shin.
>>40000645>>E. Write in.Masturbate furiously while crying.
>>40000722I'll let you punch him in the dick by the way.If we ever get to that point.
Guys, we still need to come up with a new attack.Someone provide some stuff, we'll vote on it?
>>40000670This seems like a good plan.
>>40000756Could we pour energy into our tail and use it to bitchslap people harder?
>>40000756Well I had Everclear Dream last time being a high yield mook clearing field wave.Goes down smooth and leaves everything nice and clear as all those idiots trying to kill you go away like a bad dream. Along with about 2 miles of real estate and landscape.>>40000786Needs booze'd name. You must booze-fu!
>>40000645>>B. Go check on The Hunter>>C. Moniter Emperium communications
>>40000645Deciding it might be best to check up on The Hunter, and see if he's in good enough shape to interrogate for information, you make your way to the medbay.Doc says that he's still far too injured, and that an... interrogation could easily kill him, considering you actually need a decent amount of information out of the bastard, you decide to let the matter rest for now.He'll be good enough to talk to in a few hours, so you figure the best way to spend that time might be through monitoring the Emperium com chatter that's coming in.Heading back to your room, and a bit of casual hacking later, you're picking up quite a few different topics to focus on at the moment, it seems they've heard about The Hunter's defeat, and the chatter is loud about it.Rumors are floating around about you, seems some of them think you might actually be Frieza himself, that's cute.There are a few trails of information about the locations of the other Commanders as well, seems they've split off from each other and are heading out to possibly take over more planets.>WRITE IN
>>40000900Get some rest
>>40000900Track thee knight and priest. Also see if we can Id any supply bases of theirs to raid.
>>40000756All I got is Ki lashes for attacking and restrainingThe Supernova Gun Death Beam Sonata aka death beam barrage
>>40000900>Tony Stark TimeFind invasion targets. Decide which one is most vital to PTO and defend?If nothings vital we still need their destinations to pick the next target.
>>40000900Do a quick search, or set up some bots on weapons and ship technology.
>>40000756We swipe with our arm and quickly release a very thin & concentrated burst of energy. We will call it "Everclear ".It's not totally All Clear. Nope.
>>40000900Track the fisherman
Perform electronic warfare and mess with comms and whatever else you can manage to hack into.
>>40000923Had it during the meditation. Physically speaking anyway.Arctus' brain on the otherhand is probably a bit too unnerved to sleep just yet. That meditation session was fucking wonky and shit brah.
>>40000845I guess we could call the energy tail bitchslap "Hangover"
>>40000942This seems like a good plan. We could use the planet as a base of operations that can't hopefully get blown up.
>>40000900Find their equivalent of ColdChan and start shitposting.>I was there, man.>I saw the whole thing, man.>100 unit tall space lizard that breathed fire and shot laser beams out of it's but.
>>40000000pedochan got rekk
>>40001105Sure, hack together a grungy video of Freiza stomping the fuck out of him.
>>40001151While hilarious I think we have more serious issues. they're on the move and invading.We're kinda in charge of stopping that shit yo. We don't need the Cold Clan Chillers up in our shit right now.
>>40000900Fisherman appears to be heading towards a planet that's mostly jungle, plenty of wildlife and lots of open area around it, not much of a vital target.Priest and Knight are heading towards a mining colony, onc again, not a very important target, but one that's close to the rest of the planets that have been taken so far.Still no information on Pilgrim, you have no clue where he might be heading right now.You've also made some time to drop by ColdChan and have a good old fashioned round of shitposting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBoIG_oLJTUSpace christ you love being you at times.>A. Go after Fisherman, Nappa's suggestion>B. Priest and Knight>C. Write in
>>40001209>A. Go after Fisherman, Nappa's suggestion
>>40001209>>A. Go after Fisherman, Nappa's suggestionTake them down solo.
>>40001209>>A. Go after Fisherman, Nappa's suggestion
>>40001209I want to say fisherman, but we're just good enough to try to save a colony.>B, saving people time.
>>40001209The shitposting... It's even more beautiful than I ever imagined!>A! And don't forget the LizardAide!
>>40001209>That shitpostingOh god I hope the Fridge never realizes we just did that. At least not until we're ready to kill him. Moving on>A. Fisherman time.Wish we had a clue what the fuck Pilgrim is up to. I'm starting to wonder if he's an orator and that likes inciting rebellions or something. Dudes a ghost.
Do we feel rested from meditation, or do we still need sleep? Also lets not forget we have a prisoner to interrogate.
>>40001209>A. Go after Fisherman, Nappa's suggestionAnd buy about 120,000,000 Kirin Mets Grape Flavor drinks and ship it all to Freeza, make it seem like it's from the Emperor.
>>40001300Dude we want their territory intact!Oh my god if Eail actually does this all my sides belong to him after they fly off
>>40001209The Z Fighters had exponentially more style than Frieza
I fucking hate pizza now thanks Captcha
>>40001337Style? Perhaps.But Freeza had 100% more Death Beams.Vote Freeza, everrry body!
>>40001366Down with fridge Up with Whiskey
>>40001300>>40001330>Freeza recieves 240,000,000 of those drinks>One really WAS from the Emperor>He shitposts on ColdChan too
After making an anonymous donation of a metric ton of grape drink towards Frieza, because you'll never let him leave that commercial down, you decide that Fisherman might be the bestNappa suggested to try to take him on next, and you're perfectly happy with that, based on the current trajectory estimated by his departure, you should catch up to him in about three standard days.After that, assuming they stick around Priest and Knight should be within stricking distance in just two more days, hopefully Pilgrim will have revealed himself by then, or you'll at least have gotten a clue of where he is.All in all, you might just be able to finish this problem up within a week, if everything goes according to plan.Nothing ever goes according to plan>How did you spend the next few days? >A. Training with Vegeta>B. Training alone>C. Not training, restingTHE INTERROGATION FOR HUNTER WILL COME NEXT POST
>>40001436>C. Not training, resting.
>>40001436>>B. Training alone
>>40001436>C. Not training, resting. Maybe some light hacking to mess with fridge.
>>40001436We've pushed the mental limit enough. Get to sleep.Hopefully that hissing shit pisses off.
>>40001436>Therapy sessions with Nappa.
ahemhttp://pastebin.com/L6kK92ieThought you all might like this
>>40001436>>A. Training with Vegeta
>>40001504>http://pastebin.com/L6kK92ie>-9001DAMMIT YOU OWN MY SIDES NOW YOU BASTARD! HAH
>>40001436>A. Training with Vegeta
>>40001436>A, but only for a day, then>C, resting
>>40001436>A. Training with Vegeta>C. Not training, restingSwitch between them. Don't slack off, but keep yourself from pushing it too much. Mediate a bit.
>Seems like the votes are to train with Vegeta, and rest partly>Which one>A. Train with Vegeta>B. Rest>C. Both (half gains)
>>40001619>A. Train with Vegeta
>>40001619>>A. Train with Vegeta
>>40001504It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!
>>40001619>>C. Both (half gains)
>>40001436A. Train with Vegeta Give Nappa a training regimen.
>>40001619>>A. Train with Vegetaand nappa.
Training with Vegeta won outRoll me 1d30+5 pleaseBest of Five
>>40001746So Eail, the moves suggested up above, do you approve?
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d30 + 5)>>40001746
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d30 + 5)>>40001761>>40001746Dammit dice, stop fucking around, I know I put that C in there!
Rolled 26 + 10 (1d30 + 10)>>40001746
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d30 + 5)>>40001746
>>40001800God damn it sleepy I said +5
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d30 + 5)>>40001800Sorry fucked up again. Sorry butt.
Rolled 28 + 5 (1d30 + 5)>>40001746
>>40001814Sorry boss. Really sorry. But it seems like when I screw up the rolls it's high. Maybe 4chan likes to fuck with me?
>>40001504Dirty Fireworks remains the most brutal move ever its literally perfect for demoralizing a armyJust blow up their champion or general and let the remains rain down before you charge shit is fucking metal
>>40001906Call it 'Captain Crunch'.
>>40001839This is my favorite butt.
>Vegeta is at 98,000 now1d200 +10 for Arctus please
Rolled 124 + 10 (1d200 + 10)>>40002022This time, I will be the one!
>>40002013Eh i prefer the version without the silk thing, But you do have good taste
Rolled 19 + 10 (1d200 + 10)>>40002022Rolling for DEM GAINZ
Rolled 56 + 10 (1d200 + 10)>>40002022
Rolled 155 + 10 (1d200 + 10)>>4000202212
Rolled 73 + 10 (1d200 + 10)>>40002022
Rolled 125 + 10 (1d200 + 10)>>40002022
>>40000000you'd be surprise
>>40002056For a second I thought I must've rolled a d20 by mistake. Crikey.
>>40002067Good for you Anon
>>40002051Still, while I appreciate that he's posting best *woman* from that show, shouldn't it be a DBZ-related butt given where we are?
>Arctus new power level is 865,000
>>40002129Well fuck me sideways mate.
>>40002120DO NOT START THE WAIFU WARS!Besides, we got routelocked into Bulma on the post-thread a couple threads back, I think.Drunk Eail dubs confirmed, I think.
>>40002129Must be hitting non transformed cap soon.Like 2-4mil?
>>40002167Preeeeeetty sure you confirmed Arctus was going to have a kid with Bulma.
>>40002180He was also drunk as fuck
>>40002129Damn he shot up over 100k!Fucking nice. While its not skyrocketing fast as it used to early on we ain't doing half bad.Man the looks on the Cold Familys face will be one of surprise and murder plotting if they ever get a feel for our powerlevel midfight somehow. Yipes. thats actually something serious we need to watch the powerlevels when we're in PTO ports. If the appliance and weather family gets wind of this they might get murderhobo.
>>40002180That just means we'd be route locked AFTER we found out about it.Unless we run into space.
>>40002177>Arcosians>capSomeone gather the dragon balls, I need to wish back my sides.
>>40002150I thought we were Space Tony Stark, the drunk genius hedonist. We probably are a notorious playboy and have some things to work out.
>>40002180Add another descartes to that pic
>>40002242You love fucking with us don't you?
>>40002232Arctus is Space Tony Stark. When Eail said that stuff he was completely blasted on booze.He does SHENANIGANS when hammered I've noticed.
>>40001436You ended up spending the next few days training with Vegeta once again, she's incredibly close to breaking through the 100k power level barrier, and you're sure if she had a bit more time, it'd be no issue at all.But to rewind a bit, you ended up finally speaking to the Hunter once he was healed enough so that your interogation might not kill him... too quick.Draging the Alien out of the healing tank, you took him to a small storage area, strapped him down competely to a chair, and had a few sets of energy draining cuffs on him.Tapping a needle a few times, you jammed it into the creature's neck, he' be waking up in a few seconds, hurting like hell, but alive.Crossing your arms behind your back, you go over the questions you want to ask him in your head.>WRITE IN
>>40002347So. Any thoughts on the Pilgrim? Or the other generals in general? You have any good booze where you come from?
>>40002347What are the pilgrem's powers.What is the power level of your comrades, and that of you master?How large is your empire?How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie popAlso, everyone look at this:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_methods_of_torture
>>40002347What are the Pilgrims powers?How do you decide upon which world to target?
>>40002347>"Care for a drink? It might help numb what I'm going to do to you."Cheeky comments aside Drill him about the Pilgrim. That fuck is the ONLY one we can't track down.
>>40002347Lets use succinylcholine to torture him if he gets smart, or tries to mess with us. Its pretty effective.
>>40002347>>40002414>How many lickshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYDWMSRbAyE
>>40002347Disposition of the EMperiums assets in this theatreYour fellow commanders strengths and weaknessGoal for these attacks.
Ask him why he works for the empire.
Maybe we should ask if The Emperor is God-King of Mankind?I'd pay money to see that fight. Arctus Vs The Emperor. Which is more bullshit? Zany insane hyperfighting or psionic bullshit powers?
>>40002347>energy draining cuffsWe should use these in our training sessions with the saiyans
>>40002508Next time we face Frieza.We play this as we stomp his asshole into pastry.We will turn his anus into a croissant.
>>40002557They aren't Kaguya style cuffs
>>40002557Probably don't stand up to the level of training we'd need now. Most tech doesn't last long exposed to hypersonic doom punches. I'm amazed we haven't caused a hull breach yet.
>>40002591I know still think it might help to use a handicap
>>40002347Slapping The Hunter across the face with your tail, just to give him a little 'boost' to wake the hell up, you stare down at the alien."Answer my questions, and I might just be kind enough to not let my Uncle have his crack at you. Understand?"Silence is your answer."What power levels do your compatriots possess?"He responds with a sharp laugh "We do not use your system snake. They make you seem pathetic though."Noted, filing that information away for later so that you can maybe work out a conversion system, you continue with the questions."Why did your ruler decide to invade now? The Emperium and the PTO have maintained a peace treaty for years.""The Emperor is destined to rule all, these backwater little planets were just the start. The entire universe will be his hunting grounds."Quite helpful this one is, he either doesn't care or is confident that he'll be avenged."Now then... how about you be a good boy, and tell me about The Pilgrim? He's the only one of you that's still a mystery to me."Silence is once again all you get"I suggest you answer, I can make you talk, don't test me."Still nothing.>A. Strike him>B. Torture (How?)>C. Kill him>D. Enough for now>E. Another question
>>40002781>B. Torture (How?)Stab his eye. He only needs one.
>>40002781Tickle him.Bring him ice cream.Smile.He'll be so weirded out he'll talk.
>>40002800Too far to start with. you want to slowly notch it up.Start with a finger, see how he responds to pain when you break it. For all we know he doesn't feel pain.If he keeps a tight lip after that maybe we go for an eyeball.
>>40002781>E. Another question"You don't know, do you?"
>>40002847If the pilgrims THAT fucking top secret I'm actually getting worried.The only reasons for that is he's the strongest of all of them or he's a master assassin already on board having infiltrated the crew.Pilgrim on a holy mission indeed.
>>40000000And everywhere the neckbeards raged
Inject with succinylcholine. Watch his panic as he suffocates while fully aware, unable to move even slightly. Resuscitate afterwards, before any damage can truly occur.
>>40002915Why do you know that.
>>40002781>>E. Another questionSo the emperor feels confident to take out the cold family!When did things change?
>>40002915Good god man I thought I was a sociopath.And I play dwarf fortress.
>>40002915this.also start peeling off fingernails one by one, very slowly, so the pain recepters feel the full brunt of the mess.
>>40002847I can throw my hat in with this
>>40002941Was a common technique that some governments used. Not in high practice lately due to how psychologically damaging it is.Often described as feeling like you actually, truly died.
>all this violenceTelling you guys, doing something unexpected is better than typical hurt them interrogation.Cover him in kittens.
>>40003038The problem with your crazy plans is we have nothing cute and fluffy to smother him to death with.
>>40003038Perfect, the psychological torture of being unable to kill them and take their body parts as trophies is sure to break him!
>>40002781"You don't even know, do you?"Still nothing"Pathetic... you really were the weakest of the bunch then, if they wouldn't even give you a secret of your comrade.">Write in>I feel like I'm getting sick like Chuckles did, pls help friends.
>>40003081W-What!? Hey, don't say that about Arctus!
>>40003081Well...we have Vegeta...
>>40003090leave him let him stew in his weakness
>>40003081We have a Vegeta.
>Talk of tortureIs there a Space Geneva Convention? I mean, I know we're PTO and all that, I'm just curious if this could get us in trouble.
>>40003090Make him watch...THE COMMERCIALNonstop. For an hour.Then come in with one of those drinks. Slowly drink it in front of him.also eail please don't get sick
>>40003090Bring nappa and vegeta in to do the dirty work.
>>40003139....Dear god you're a monster....S-second....Don't hurt me....
>>40003090If you're getting sick make sure you're drinking a lot of water and eating healthy. Failing eating healthy at least multivitamins. It sounds retarded but this helps.Mostly just keep on top of it and if you need it rest.>>40003096>>40003108>>40003118Holy shit guys I meant we don't have any kittens in space!God just be glad Eail isn't hammered tonight he'd take this and go nuts. Bunch of pervs I bet you hold hands and everything!
>>40003139Seconded...it might work. Probably not, but driving him insane with repetition might do something.
>>40003204>Bunch of pervs I bet you hold hands and everything!Come on, I'm not THAT lewd.
>>40003090Offer him exile on a planet full of big game, like dinosaurs and shit, or the shame of being flayed to make a hat, like those weakling eartfolk do to raccoons.
>>40003356And gift that hat to child. Of a vegetarian species.
>>40003090If he's not willing to tell you about the Pilgrim, or just doesn't know, it doesn't really matter, you can still gleam quite a bit of information from The Hunter.Turning around to grab another syringe full of liquid, you're prepping it for injection when you start to hear a chocking sound behind you.Quickly facing The Hunter, foam is starting to come out of the creature's mouth.Suicide pill, or something of that nature... but why wait?>A. Try to save The Hunter>B. Watch>C. Kill him yourself.
>>40003441>A. Try to save The Hunter
>>40003441A) You do not have my permission to die.
>>40003441Rip his jaw off. We have an anti-suicide kit nearby, right?
Just an FYI if nobodys done it we need an archive upload. Page 7 and dropping folks.
>>40003441>>A. Try to save The Hunter
>>40003441>B. Watch. Interesting.
>>40003441>A. He can't die, we're not done with him.
>>40000000Excellent job new mot!
>40003441Grabbing another syringe off of your little metal table, you proceed to quickly jam it into the Hunter's neck, you're unsure if this is going to work, considering you're not sure what sort of poison he's used.The foam seems to be decreasing, and he's still alive as far as you can tell, but his body evidently decided to knock itself out as the poison was starting to take hold.Running a hand over your face, you realize how close of a call that was, bastard won't be escaping that easily.He's got more to tell you later.>SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUEST #10 ENDSorry for ending early guys, but I feel like I'm about to puke my guts up, and better safe than sorry.>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/L6kK92ieI'll make it up to you tomorrow, if I'm feeling better.Right now i'm gonna make some soup.
>>40003771Good luck, m8.I'll go sacrifice a few children to improve your health.
>>40003771Feel better Eail! Thanks for running!
>>40003771Thanks for running, Eail!
>>40003797>>40003807>>40003823Thanks guysIF YOU WANT ME TO FEEL BETTERCOME UP WITH CROSSOVER IDEASOR NEW MOVESMAYBE BOTH
>>40003771Thanks for running Eail. Take care now.
>>40003771Thanks for running, I hope you get better soon!
>>40003771See you latter, get well soon.
>>40003851ScrewDriverTwisting, Impact burst that pierces and imbeds into opponents.HangoverAny of our persistent projectiles of energy can explode at a snap of the fingers.
>>40003851Nova GunDeath SonataKi Lashes
>>40003851How about we create an orb of Ki over our tail when it is behind our back and then "SURPRISE, COCKBAG!" sneak attack them using it?What would we call that?Even if they've seen it before, extra energy attack using tail mid-combo is nice.
>>40003851OK sothat Kamehameha-style Death beamwe rename itBlue Hawaiianhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Hawaii_%28drink%29
>>40003851How's about the # shot rush. Arctus teleports around shooting the # of ki blasts. Not mine another anon thought of it in a past thread.
Our own version of the Hellzone Grenade, but balls dont zoom in towards the enemy, they turn into Deathbeams and fly at them instead.Calling it "Demasiados tiros." or, bad translation aside, "Too many shots."
>>40004156Is that what you suggest calling it, or did I get the syntax wrong and that is what I actually said?
Chuckles and I are in agreementPower levels are bullshit
>>40004256They're useful for telling you when you can gloat, when you need to take a fight seriously, and when you should run the fuck away.
>>40004256kek, poor Chuckles, his MC and OCs are plagued with tiny PLs.I almost feel bad for them.But then I realize Kabuya banged Bulma and I am filled with righteous fury.
>>40004256>>40004100Not to sound like a movelist whore or nothing but.. thoughts?
>>40004296I like things better with lower PLs, to be honest. Though we're getting to the point where PLs rapidly become bullshit space magic and not a very useful metric at all.
>>40004395So what you are saying, is you want Arctus to become a mentor/trainer to others, and have them fight and Arctus only steps into the larger conflicts?
>>40004395I may stop listing them once you pass 1 millionNo point past that really.>>40004359Sounds like a good move.Reminds me of Terra in KH2FM and his drones
>>40004256The best way to use Power Levels is to treat them more like EXP. You have this many points, so you have a baseline sort of strength of this. Once you reach enough, you sort of "level up" into a new weight class. You can learn techniques that allows you to increase your strength or hit well above your weight class, or have abilities that let you tank things from above your weight class. PLs are only one thing among many.They're still hella bullshit, though.
>>40003851We charge up a beam from our tail, and fire it. Kinda like a Kamehameha or death wave but from the tail.Trying to think of a HQR related name that can also go with booze, but I cannot into names well.
>>40004468But, if we aren't tracked after 1 mil, how will we know when we reach Final Form Freezer levels?!Plus, you think my move is good.My mission is complete.
Looks like we've got a decent move at the momentSo...Crossover shitposting/general ideas anyone?I'll even accept funny scenarios
>>40004674Who's your Human Quest waifu? We already hit the route lock so go ahead mang Also >Nova Gun : Condense as much energy from a supetnova , spin it, and shoot it
>>40004674>Trunks' time shenanigans caused a time distortion that sends copies of Kaguya, Kabuya, and Arctus into the other timelines, sidekicks optional, but are totally going to be there anyway.
>>40004733The only problem with that is that the more you condense it, the smaller it becomes, and thus it has less destructive power but more penetrative power.You could punch a hole through hundreds of planets with it, but it would only be a hole the size of the ball. Ya dig?
>>40004674I'll reiterate the Commercial Torture idea. We must.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBoIG_oLJTU
>>40004769My take on it was that it was like a better version of the dodon ray which never really scales such as the kamahameyabada wave also due to the fact that its kinda seething ball of fire
>>4000473318>>40004736Ah but it's so much more fun when it's the real thing
>>40004798Uh, the Dodon Ray does scale. It's just NEVER used after pretty much Early DBZ or after DB at all.Tien also invented a stronger version of the Dodon Ray.Plus, Supernova does scale, it's power is directly proportionate to the person who does it.Also, the Dodon Ray is a beam, and is thus nothing like the Supernova or what you propose.Not saying it isn't a good idea, but it'd be better to have a ball of energy around the size of someone's torso that is slightly condensed then spun then shot.But this process sounds dreadfully slow, even if the projectile itself is fast.
>>40004833>Ah but it's so much more fun when it's the real thingDo you want to have to make the other QMs write for stuff that they do in your universe, or vice versa?It's better to have it be a one-shot or something that doesn't truly affect the universe they are in, otherwise shit gets really fucking twisted, you know?
>>40000000your fucking scriptfag
>>40004902I thought itd be more along the lines of two people working together.Say, I control Arctus, Femgeta, and my Nappa.Chuckles has Kabuya and the girlsSOM has Kaguya and any of his repitoire, and depending on what the crossover is, we go from there.Alternatively.Some strange Time Patrol shit
>>40004873>But this process sounds dreadfully slowOh I know we'd probably only have it limited to a sniper shot at first and who knows maybe through training we could speed the process up Kami knows energy attacks become near instant release at higher PLs>>40004833Sometimes I think I'm the only Hayafag left Feels bad scoob
>>40004959It would be that, but operating a joint thread would be Chaos due to playerbase conflicts, and operating in separate threads would mean people have to bounce between the two.The idea is awesome, but the logistics are cruel.
>>40004969>niche techniquesYou really should avoid those. And boosting our PL does not necessarily mean that we will be able to perform the process of condensing and spinning a ball of Ki faster, we could -gather- the energy faster, but that doesn't mean we could -manipulate- it faster.I dunno, run it by Eail.
>>40005014One thread would be easier.Say, Monkey Quest starts, Kabuya goes about her business.Arctus and crew show up
>>40004969I fell Haya would have been a better fit than Videl. Haya's punches and shit are friendly. Videl's still have some anger behind them. Her and Gohan worked because he was so much stronger, and because he became a lot,softer and helped calm her down. That will not happen with Videl if she and Kaguya get together. Now Kazuma and her...
>>40005058Then you'd have to write in there with him, or let him post your writing.Not an issue, but just putting it out there.Next, and the biggest issue, is the playerbase.Some players here dont run in Space Monkeys, and some in SM dont run in here.The difference in player bases may cause serious grinding issues to arise.Especially if people decide Arctus should do his thing when others decide Kabuya should be the one leading things about.I'll be there if you do it, regardless.
>>40005058And then Dumplin' shows up and fucks up everyone's shit? And future Trunks is heard sighing, talking about being too old for this shit.
>>40005051I meant training as in using the move more Sheesh I need sleep
>>40005146ITS TIME TO DUMPYou haven't met the Emperor yet I might add
>>40005175is it Emperor Dumplin?
>>40005175Make The Emperor Geoffrey Baratheon from GoT except taller, with massive power, and propaganda out the ass to look good in front of his Empire. Everyone on our end will want him dead. EVERYONE.
I have ideas on who the Fisherman and Pilgrim will be. Maybe one for the Knight and Wizard too. To the ask page!
Nappa, Vegeta, Goku, Gohan: Hey, we're probably gonna do a quick medical procedure to either permanently remove your great ape form or just remove your tails in such a way you can't grow them back.Nappa: "What!? No way, I love my tail!"Vegeta: "Touch my tail and you die"Goku&Gohan: "Great... Ape?" Saw this on the ask, has me picturing Femgeets saying no touchy and Arctus just laughing and playing with her tail.Completely platonic, I swear.
>>40000000We got it???
>>40005485She's submissive in bed you know
>>40005961I can't tell if you're happy or madI'm watching SAO2 with /co/ So I know I'm mad
>>40005912But... it was completely platonic.
>>40006244Hehehahahahaha you'll just have to get in the sleeping mind of the SleepyAnon to find out.XD
I could see Arctus working well in the Space Monkies universe as a cross over, or passing encounter, they are going on space adventures now.I see it hard on the Kaguya universe since that was the DBZ universe largely on rails.
suprise shitposting before thread diesposting cute girls