You are Suì Fēng, Commander of the Onmitsukidō's Reserve Unit, and you are NOT Kusajishi Riku. And there are still days where that frustrates you a little.You've been in the Onmitsukidō practically since your birth. The members of the Fēng family have lived and died for the Shihōin family since long before that. And yet this stranger, this orphan off the streets, can come in and take your rightful place at Lady Yoruichi's side? How absurd. The very notion is absurd. Everything about her is an irritation to you. The way she's wormed her way into your Mistress' heart, the way she constantly upstages you without even trying, the way she smiles during meetings, the way she sits, the way she brushes her hair in the mornings, the way she... everything!“Buzz buzz buzz,” a voice interrupts your thoughts as Lady Yoruichi leans across the arm of her low seat to watch you. “You've got that look on your face again, Little Bee. Whatcha thinking about?”You swallow nervously. “Apologies, Lady Yoruichi. It seems I've been distracted lately.”“It happens,” your Mistress replies thoughtfully, reaching over to gently ruffle your hair. She's always so understanding, isn't she? So generous? That's why she made a lowly unit member like you her personal guard back then, right?“You know what?” she continues, her lovely voice filling you with warmth, “my head's in the wrong place today, too. Let's both take a break.”A break? Really? But you're sure that if she left you to it, you could...“And no secretly finishing my paperwork for me again,” she reprimands you. “I mean it.”(1/2)
>>39917819Well, that undercut your immediate plans. But still, it could actually be nice to just have a day off to tag along with Lady Yoruichi... especially since that woman won't be around. Or, you could use your newfound time to deal with “personal” matters...>Lady Yoruichi will be attending the Shinigami Women's Association meeting today. She will need an escort.>That Urahara... Lady Yoruichi is making a mistake in recommending him as a replacement for Lady Kirio. You're sure if you could present Lady Yoruichi with evidence she would see that.>Your Lieutenant brought home a couple of brats last week. It doesn't make sense, there must be something of an unsavory nature going on there.>Other?
>>39917880>Lady Yoruichi will be attending the Shinigami Women's Association meeting today. She will need an escort.I want to see this so badly but the other options are so tempting too.No captcha a crepe is not a burrito.
>>39917880>Your Lieutenant brought home a couple of brats last week. It doesn't make sense, there must be something of an unsavory nature going on there
>>39917880>>Your Lieutenant brought home a couple of brats last week. It doesn't make sense, there must be something of an unsavory nature going on there.
>>39917880>>Your Lieutenant brought home a couple of brats last week. It doesn't make sense, there must be something of an unsavory nature going on there.I hate you for giving me too many wonderful choices
>>39917880>>Lady Yoruichi will be attending the Shinigami Women's Association meeting today. She will need an escort.Riku always skipped them. Little bee wil show she is much more serious then that flake.Also I guess thursday is gambit pile up/train wreck numba 1.
>>39917912One of a large number of things I've seen recently that aren't burritos.
>>39917880>Your Lieutenant brought home a couple of brats last week. It doesn't make sense, there must be something of an unsavory nature going on there.I know that lieutenant is up to something... NO I'M NOT OBSESSED ABOUT HER, HOW COULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!
>>39917880>Lady Yoruichi will be attending the Shinigami Women's Association meeting today. She will need an escort.
>>39917880>Lady Yoruichi will be attending the Shinigami Women's Association meeting today. She will need an escort.So I guess this was a while ago, given the "last week" context for Gin and Rangiku. Still, I'd like to get a look at what the ladies of Soul Society are up to, if only because we've not actually had much time with anyone outside of Riku's weird little circle.
>>39917880>>Lady Yoruichi will be attending the Shinigami Women's Association meeting today. She will need an escort.
>>39917949Also goddamn you for getting me back onto the bleach drinking ride. I've been guzzling it for 2 weeks now. Up to the rebellion arc.
>>39917880>Your Lieutenant brought home a couple of brats last week. It doesn't make sense, there must be something of an unsavory nature going on there.Don't suppose we'll have a second thread but continuing from last time will we?
>>39918024Probably have to nail down little bee for the coming wreck or mess.
>>39918024After this sidestory, yes. I don't plan on this taking up a full session. Whether that's the last few hours of a normal run or a second thread remains to be seen.
>>39918024That will probably be thursday
>>39917880>Lady Yoruichi will be attending the Shinigami Women's Association meeting today. She will need an escort.didn't each option happen far apart from each other, time wise?I remember we adopted Gin and Rangiku after Kisuke became a captain.I might be wrong, though.
>>39918124Good on you for giving us some downtime, even if it's a side story. I think that's my main criticism with the quest. It feels like you are trying to sprint to the finish without any time to rest.
>>39918161It was before.
>>39918161Nope. Gin and Rangiku happened some time before Kirio was promoted, and at this point Kisuke's been on standby for a while.I had to check it myself a few minutes before starting.
So why do people want to interact with the women's society? They aren't that entertaining.
>>39918230Fuck if i know, I'd rather investigate the Gin and Rangiku stuff, Seems like a lot more fun if you ask me
>>39918308All they do is stand around and talk about stupid stuff. Like naming the mod souls something else because the originally wasn't cute enough.
>>39918395And yet some people want to fucking vote for it, It's retardation if you ask me
>>39917880>>That Urahara... Lady Yoruichi is making a mistake in recommending him as a replacement for Lady Kirio. You're sure if you could present Lady Yoruichi with evidence she would see that.>"Yoruichi-sama, he plans to make spirit guns.">"Really? Sounds neat. All the more reason for him to take over the Science Division then.">"Yoruichi-sama, he's been visiting that high profile prisoner for a while now. I think he plans to grant him amnesty.">"Haha! He must be planning to show off to the rest of the Captains by strong arming him into working for him. I like that!">being Sui Feng is suffering
>>39917880"Well then," you declare. "I will take a moment to compose myself and freshen up." It only makes sense, seeing how you will be seen at Lady Yoruichi's side in public. So much as a misplaced fold in your hakama would reflect poorly on your Mistress. Unfortunately Lady Yoruichi seems to have missed your intentions entirely, as when you return to her office she's already left for her meeting. And she didn't even tell you where it was meant to be held!This is bad, this is definitely bad! Right now Lady Yoruichi is off on her own, without an escort. You dash out into the midmorning sun in search of your Captain. Though, since your tracking skills are still not quite as honed as they could be, you're really just guessing...After a few moments you stumble onto someone who looks like he could help: the Captain of Fifth Division. Captains have really good senses, right? And he seems to have some free time... he's just standing on a roof.A little to the left, Lieutenant Aizen,” the long-haired Captain calls out lazily.“Um... excuse me, sir?”Captain Hirako doesn't even bother turning, instead focusing his gaze on one of the gardens around his Division HQ, which you seem to have wandered into. “What do you think... should that fir tree go where Aizen's standing, or more to the right?”“I am unsure,” you admit. “All I can tell is that the Lieutenant's not enjoying himself too much.”“That so? More to the right it is, then,” he replies, motioning his Lieutenant back the way he came. “You had a question?”“Yeah, could you point me towards La... Captain Shihōin?”For the first time, the tall, blonde captain turns to look at you. “Hm. Interestin' uniform you got there. Can you really not sense where your Captain's at?”You shake your head, feeling somewhat inadequate.(1/2)
>>39918022did you watch that awful fight scene between Ken and Mantisdouche? I ragequit after that.
>>39918439King why didn't you roll?...It was tied
>>39918439“Try and pick out the powerful ones," Captain Hirako suggests. "No, not the one that feels like it's on fire. Not the one that feels like getting stabbed in the neck either, that's just Unohana. There are three that feel kinda similar in strength... one feels soft, one feels lecherous, and the third is like pushin' off water. The third one's your Captain.">roll me 3d10, best of three, DC is 6.
Rolled 8, 2, 6 = 16 (3d10)>>39918483
Rolled 8, 5, 4 = 17 (3d10)>>39918483Flight of the bumblebee
Rolled 6, 10, 6 = 22 (3d10)>>39918483
Rolled 2, 10, 6 = 18 (3d10)>>39918483>>39918464Apparently it wasn't when he started writing.
Rolled 4, 2, 4 = 10 (3d10)>>39918483Still feel jibbed that you didn't roll.....
>>399185111 late for the critthat's /tg/ dice for you
>>3991846415 minute voting period. The one that would have re-tied it was after I started writing. >DC pass
>>39918495Oi, delete votes when you're vote changing, but not on rolls.Why would you do that on a passing roll anyway?
>>39918600Because it didn't count and I wanted to make one that counted. You have to link to queen's post for it to count. Otherwise he skips it.
>>39918600He wants a crit and is a massive cunt is what I'm guessing.
>>39918663Yes because deleting a roll that doesn't count according to the GMs rules is being a massive cunt. Thank you for informing me of that.
>>39918531you should really make a post saying you have started writing
>>39918689You're welcome, Flaps-in-the-Wind.
>>39918483You try your hardest to find the source of spiritual pressure Captain Hirako is talking about. The one that feels like it's setting your hair on fire has to be the Head Captain, that's easy enough. You nearly gag as you locate Captain Unohana next... you don't know what a sword in the throat feels like, but if you had to guess that'd be pretty close. Finally, after some trial and error, you feel a slippery, almost fluid spiritual pressure. It's definitely strong, and it feels like it could easily be Lady Yoruichi. You bow respectfully to Captain Hirako before taking off in the direction of the Ninth Division's barracks. In one of the buildings there, you find Lady Yoruichi sitting with Lieutenants Iba, Mashiro, and Sadomaru. “Ah!” Lady Yoruichi exclaims. “I wasn't expecting to see you here. Come to join in the festivities?”Lady Yoruichi can be sarcastic sometimes. You're not always the best at picking up on it, but this hardly seems what you'd consider “festivities”. In fact, it seems like a lot of drudgery.You bow. “Not at all. I figured you would require an escort.”Lady Yoruichi waves her hand dismissively. “Jeez, Suì Fēng, it's not like I'm goin' into battle. You should relax.”“All the same, I'd rather do so here.”“Fine, fine,” she shrugs. “While you're here, you can give us some input on a few projects bein' floated as fundraisers.”Lieutenant Mashiro grins ecstatically. “Great! We'll finally be able to test out our new strategy on a woman of the Guard Divisions!”“Now then,” Lieutenant Iba addresses you sternly. “What do you think of Lieutenant Mashiro's idea of selling sweets cut into cute shapes? Like flowers, and rabbits?”“I still don't get it,” Lady Yoruichi sighs. “Like if you made chocolate that looked like my Lieutenant, I'd feel bad biting its head off, you know?”(1/2)
>>39918799>“I still don't get it,” Lady Yoruichi sighs. “Like if you made chocolate that looked like my Lieutenant, I'd feel bad biting its head off, you know?”Real subtle Yoruichi. Real Subtle.
>>39918799"Or," Lieutenant Sadomaru presses, "we could pursue *my* strategy. This involves taking a series of photographs of popular Shinigami, then using those to produce painted images. Those images would go into a year-long calendar, which we could then sell."Yoruichi rolls her eyes as the three Lieutenants begin to debate the various merits and demerits of each idea. "Run, Little Bee," she whispers. "Just because I can't escape doesn't mean you can't.">I think the cute food idea is probably better. Cheaper and easier.>As difficult as it sounds, the calendar would be an impressive item to sell.>You see now why people avoid these meetings. Stalking one of your colleagues would be a better use of your time.
>>39918996>>As difficult as it sounds, the calendar would be an impressive item to sell.I also recommend we start with Yoruichi-sama
>>39918996Mention tgis to captain.>>As difficult as it sounds, the calendar would be an impressive item to sell.Then quickly>>You see now why people avoid these meetings. Stalking one of your colleagues would be a better use of your time.
>>39918996>You see now why people avoid these meetings. Stalking one of your colleagues would be a better use of your time.
>>39918996>As difficult as it sounds, the calendar would be an impressive item to sell.And if it succeeds, they could make a tradition of it to get funding on a regular basis.
>>39918996>I think the cute food idea is probably better. Cheaper and easier.Now where's the nearest finished batch shaped like a black cat at?
>>39918996>As difficult as it sounds, the calendar would be an impressive item to sell.Let's start with the most popular Captain of all, the inesteemable Lady Yoruichi.
>>39918996>>You see now why people avoid these meetings. Stalking one of your colleagues would be a better use of your time
>>39918996Start with this>>39919017
>>39918996>As difficult as it sounds, the calendar would be an impressive item to sell.Oh, yes definitely this.
>>39919025Second, RUN SOIFON RUN! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
>>39918996>>You see now why people avoid these meetings. Stalking one of your colleagues would be a better use of your time.
>>39918996>As difficult as it sounds, the calendar would be an impressive item to sell.And thus, Suí Fēng was forced to take peeping photos of the captains.sadly, that list didn't include Yoruichi.
>>39918996>>39919025backing. I want to see her try to find out why Riku took on the kids, i can only imagine the perverted reasons she must thing we took them on for.
Someone is same fagging. the calendar option.
>>39918996>>As difficult as it sounds, the calendar would be an impressive item to sell.
>>39919144As of this moment, there's five calendar votes, seven "go stalk randos" votes, and one cute food vote. Given that the calendar votes are all different in format and don't quote each other, how did you come to this conclusion?
>>39919202I think I missed counted the votes.
>>39919025Best of both worlds i guess? Second
>>39918996>As difficult as it sounds, the calendar would be an impressive item to sell.lets take charge of this meetingpowerpoints and pie charts and such
>>39919202The fact that they are all in a different format is what makes it suspicious. Most people just vote without posting anything else. It's like someone is trying to make it look like there is more than one person voting for it.
>You see now why people avoid these meetings. Stalking one of your colleagues would be a better use of your time.
>>39919309To add on I'm also convinced that someone is same fagging because they think it's funny to force the quest into one of the more boring things I have seen yet. Queen's an awesome GM but this is dull quite frankly.
I wonder if the little bee has already started collecting cat items.
>>39919362“The calendar sounds more impressive,” you mutter to Lady Yoruichi. “But I think I'll take your advice and excuse myself.”Lady Yoruichi nods in agreement with a wry grin. “Remember me for how I lived.”As the three Lieutenants continue to argue, and Lady Yoruichi tries to get them to settle down and wrap up the meeting, you flee the scene. You feel a little bad about abandoning your Captain, but orders are orders. And when the Executive gives an order, it's your duty to obey it. You return swiftly to the Second Division's barracks, making sure to hide your spiritual pressure and disguise yourself as best you can: at this range you can tell that Lieutenant Kusajishi is out and about, and you're curious to see what she's up to. So you track her down to a small clearing near the training fields, and position yourself in a tree in order to watch...>3d10 for hiding, DC hidden.
Rolled 9, 2, 2 = 13 (3d10)>>39919444
Rolled 8, 6, 3 = 17 (3d10)>>39919444
Rolled 2, 9, 6 = 17 (3d10)>>39919444
Well, I was hoping for either a crit fail or crit success.So unless the DC is 10, we only failed at the most. Balls.
>>39919464>>39919482>>39919503Hope it was DC 6
>>39919520Heh it's still funny though, Riku'll probably humor Soi Fon once Riku know it's her
>>39918863>Loki is actually Yoruichi
>>39919520>>39919554Crit fail would have been one of the kids finding her, the shame.
>>39919584>Crit fail would have been one of the kids finding her, the shame.God i hope Soi Fon crit failed now.....
>>39919444It seems like she's training them again? She's observing them as they practice with their training swords, every so often stepping in to correct their posture when necessary. Her awareness of each of their movements is impressive, you have to admit. It's like even the smallest detail fails to escape her notice. Then, something the girl does is sufficient to cause the Lieutenant to intervene. “Rangiku, you're pulling yourself off balance,” Kusajishi explains quietly as she pushes lightly against the blonde girl's left shoulder, causing her stance to all but collapse. “And it's when you're unbalanced that you're at your most vulnerable. Our lives as Shinigami revolve around that crucial fact.”“The life of a Shinigami?” the girl repeats hesitantly. The young silver-haired boy pauses to listen as well.“It's because we know kindness, compassion, and love that we cherish those things, and protect them so ardently,” Kusajishi explains gently, continuing to walk the girl through several of the basic stances. “It's because we know despair, regret, and hatred that we feel empathy for others. It's because we need to be strong enough to protect what should be protected and defeat what should be defeated that we train, and it's because we put our lives on the line all the time that we treat every moment as precious.”“Being a Shinigami is a decades or even centuries-long balancing act, tempering great power with wisdom born of experience,” the Lieutenant concludes. “Never forget that.”Then she sighs, slapping her cheeks lightly to change the mood. “Right, enough of the heavy stuff. Whichever one of you catches me gets dango, my treat!”The children seem to perk up immediately, and dash towards the Lieutenant. Her footwork, however, keeps her dancing just out of their little reach.“Yer good at runnin' away, Miss Riku!' the boy taunts after a particularly close attempt. (1/2)
>>39917880>Your Lieutenant brought home a couple of brats last week. It doesn't make sense, there must be something of an unsavory nature going on there.
>>39919612Lieutenant Kusajishi merely laughs as she continues to evade the children's combined assault. “Not good enough, Gin! If you're gonna catch me, you're gonna have to use a flash step - THEN you can taunt me!”She's teaching a couple of brats the flash step? How ridiculous this woman must be. Surely her foolishness MUST have some sort of limit to it...Then, to your infinite surprise, the silver-haired brat actually goes and does it. But instead of merely tagging the Lieutenant, he grabs a hold of her leg to allow his slower friend a chance to do the same."Gotcha!" the boy declares. "Now we both get dango!"Lieutenant Kusajishi promptly vanishes in a peal of laughter, leaving the two children to bonk their heads together when they stumble forward. "Like I'd be so easy to capture!" she teases, ruffling the boy's hair. When did she even use the flash step, let alone an Utsusemi? You're in shock, usually if it's anyone short of Yoruichi there are at least vague hints that a flash step is coming... but you saw none of that with this woman!"But still, you did well," Kusajishi tells her young students. "For working together like that, you both get treated today."As the blonde girl rubs her forehead, she can't help but grin as she exchanges a victorious high-five with the boy.>Spend a while stalking Kisuke instead.>Continue following Kusajishi... you don't understand what's going on here yet.>Other?
>>39919748>Continue following Kusajishi... you don't understand what's going on here yet.>"My hatred is confused."
>>39919748>>Continue following Kusajishi... you don't understand what's going on here yet.
>>39919748>>Continue following Kusajishi... you don't understand what's going on here yet.Poor soi fong, the target of her hatred is showing human emotion.
>>39919748>Continue following Kusajishi... you don't understand what's going on here yet.
>>399197314chan what the fuck did you do my gif?!
>>39919748>Continue following Kusajishi... you don't understand what's going on here yet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAJopwEYv8
>>39919748>Continue stal - *cough* - following Kusajishi
>>39919748>Continue following Kusajishi... you don't understand what's going on here yet.>>39919803It still makes me feel bad.. so.. it worked.
>>39919748>Spend a while stalking Kisuke instead.Yoru's not keeping tabs on him, and neither is Riku.Clearly, it's up to Soi Fon to do that on behalf of Lady Yoruichi. She'll surely appreciate it!
>>39919763>>39919748>"My hatred is confused."Yes, I support. Muse it to yourself this statement.
>>39919748As the trio head off for the shops and stalls of the Seireitei proper, their conversation continues. You follow them, of course, trying your best to step as quietly as you can. “You worry too much, Gin. Relax, you'll get the hang of it eventually.”The boy's posture, which had been a bit tense, seems to relax. “Thanks for teaching us, Miss Kusajishi,” the girl bows respectfully. “You're not in my Division, Rangiku,” Kusajishi replies carefully, “so please just call me by name.” Allowing children to refer to her so informally, let alone children she's training? This makes no sense. It's a clear breach of etiquette. “Well, Miss Riku,” Rangiku continues, “thank you all the same.”“Don't mention it. I'm glad to.”As Kusajishi and her small accomplices quickly pick a tea and snacks shop to settle into, you notice a white cloak and white hair already sitting under the outdoor canopy.“Ah, Captain Ukitake! Good to see you're feeling better!” Kusajshi greets the Captain warmly. Has she EVER been formal with anyone in her life, or is it always like this?Captain Ukitake seems not to mind. “Yes, it's such a lovely day it'd be a shame to waste it, don't you think? And who are these two?”Kusajishi holds up four fingers, ordering four skewers of sweet mitarashi dango and green tea as she introduces her wary companions. “These are Gin and Rangiku. I've been taking care of them.”“So, who's the fath...”Lieutenant Kusajishi cuts the man off almost immediately. “Yoruichi.”“I... what?” Captain Ukitake sputters, completely nonplussed.Kusajishi laughs heartily. “I met 'em in the Rukongai, dummy! Then I kinda just took them in, I guess. Really, you're too trusting, mister Jūshirō.”“It's in my nature!” the Captain replies, also laughing. (1/2)
>>39920119“Speaking of nature,” the Lieutenant muses, “I actually had a problem you might be able to help me with.”“I'm listening.”“You like kids, right?”The Captain sighs heavily. “You know I'd love to, but with my work load and condition...”“No, it's not like that,” Kusajishi reassures him. “It's just that when I arrived in the Rukongai I was an adult already, with no memories... I never really had a childhood, and I never really “played” before. So while I can train Gin and Rangiku just fine, I don't really know how to play with them. That's all.”Captain Ukitake's expression changes when he hears what's apparently been on your Lieutenant's mind for some time now. You never knew that about her either... even you got the chance to play as a child. “I suppose I could teach you a few games,” Ukitake replies thoughtfully as Gin and Rangiku stare in surprise at their guardian. The boy especially seems taken aback, his narrow eyes showing something going on inside his head... is it sympathy? Understanding? Something else?Eventually the Captain and Lieutenant say their goodbyes and pay their respective tabs, before heading back towards their barracks. Oddly, Lieutenant Kusajishi leaves a skewer of sauce-covered dumplings and a cup of tea on the tray... such wastefulness. “So what do we do now?” Rangiku muses quietly. “It'll be getting dark in an hour or two, won't it?”“Captain Yoruichi was thinking about spending the evening looking at the flowers,” Kusajshi replies. “After all, the cherries are in full bloom, and the sunset's supposed to be beautiful.”>Continue stalking the Lieutenant? She's still confusing.>Return to Lady Yoruichi?>Track down Kisuke?>Other?
>>39920152>Continue stalking the Lieutenant? She's still confusing.I kinda want to ship Suifeng with Kisuke but I just can't resist this option.
>>39920152>Return to Lady Yoruichi?
>>39920152Sh3 told you to relax, just one drink wouldn't hurt.... get wasted, drunk complain about the LT to her face
>>39920152>>Continue stalking the Lieutenant? She's still confusing.>>Other? Grab the dumpling and tea she so carelessly wasted
>>39920152>Continue stalking the Lieutenant? She's still confusing.>Oddly, Lieutenant Kusajishi leaves a skewer of sauce-covered dumplings and a cup of tea on the tray... such wastefulness. I feel like this is a reference to something but I can't place it.
>>39920152>Track down Kisuke?
>>39920152>Continue stalking the Lieutenant? She's still confusing.>take the tea and dumplingscurious bee is curious. And hungry
>>39920152>Continue stalking the Lieutenant? She's still confusing.
>>39920225>>39920204backing, she totally left that for us.
>>39920152>>39920201Second, Kek she knew all along!
>>39920204Riku spotted her stalker and is trying to be subtle about informing her that she's bad at stalking.It doesn't seem to have worked.
>>39920152>Track down Kisuke?"So that Kusajishi got herself a couple of brats. Don't tell me you're also planning to draw their blood at some point?>">39920119>“So, who's the fath...”>Lieutenant Kusajishi cuts the man off almost immediately. “Yoruichi.”>not having Little Bee roll not to trip up her stealth after hearing thisOh King...
>>39920286That's obvious. But queen makes a lot of little references and something in the back of my mind says that it is.
Keep following her. We already know what happens if she stalks Sandalhat instead.
>>39920293riku already knows she is their so what stealth are you talking about
>>39920349Fine let me rephrase it.>not having Little Bee roll a save to maintain her concentration on stalkingThere, did that get through now?
>>39920152>Has to have others teach the kids gamesWow what a shit parent.
>>39920201yeah, let's do this.Marathoned the quest last night/night before, excited to actually participate.
>>39920503Did you miss click or did Kisuke somehow win?
>>39920152Seeing no sense in letting the food go to waste, you snag the dango skewer off the table and follow the Lieutenant and her young charges back towards the barracks, munching as you go. Eventually they meet with Lady Yoruichi, who has returned from her meeting only now.“They decided to do the photographs,” she sighs warily as Kusajishi grabs hold of the guitar she brought back from the living world some time ago. You recall she was dreadful at it for months and months, but didn't seem willing to quit. Kusajishi shrugs. “Well, Unohana had business and you were the Captain for the job. I'm just glad it wasn't me.”Lady Yoruichi grabs a blanket while Lieutenant Kusajshi retrieves a jug of sake and a pair of small cups, and the two women temporarily leave the children behind as they take those items outside to a nearby hillside, which overlooks the Second Division's grounds. They then return for Gin and Rangiku, who they take with them.By the time you can catch up they've settled in on the blanket. The children sit together while Lady Yoruichi and her Lieutenant share a drink. Then, the guitar comes up. You're mentally prepared for all manner of horrors to follow... but when Kusajishi actually begins to play you find she's improved dramatically over the few short years. Still not astounding, and she misses a note or two, but you can actually listen to it now. In what you recognize as Chinese, a language nobles in Japan and Soul Society alike all speak, Lady Yoruichi begins to sing an old song, written by a poet long dead. Here by the door our farewell footprints,They one by one are growing green moss,The moss so thick I cannot sweep it,And fallen leaves: the Autumn winds came soon!September now: yellow butterflies,Flying in pairs in the west garden,And what I feel hurts me in my heart,Sadness to make a pretty face old...(1/2)
>>39920513Really this quest deserves more popularity, it kicks ass. good to see a newcomer.
>>39920586As she sings the ballad to its tragic conclusion, the breeze carries flower petals along with the tune of her voice and the guitar, washing it over you like the tide rolling in off the sea. The two children seem blissfully unaware of the content of the song, simply content to relax and listen.“Very nice,” Lieutenant Kusajishi chuckles to herself. “In another hundred years, maybe I'll manage a proper accompaniment.”“So are you going to join us, Little Bee?” Yoruichi muses quietly when the song is done, patting the blanket to her side.>Reveal yourself, fess up.>Demand to know how long they've known you were here.>Withdraw.>Other?
>>39920652>Demand to know how long they've known you were here.
>>39920652>>Demand to know how long they've known you were here.
>>39920652>>Demand to know how long they've known you were here.So how do Gin and Rangiku view Suì Fēng right now? Creepy stalker? Just another odd one?
>>39920510In case it was at all unclear, Riku asked Captain Ukitake to teach HER some typical games. Because she basically never had a childhood, at least that she can remember.
>>39920652>Demand to know how long they've known you were here
>>39920652>Reveal yourself, fess up.>Demand to know how long they've known you were here.
>>39920652>Reveal yourself, fess up."As expected of Lady Yoruichi's skills."Going full denial is highly likely if she points out that Riku's known for a while now too.
>>39920705Yeah she's still an idiot. Who the hell doesn't know kids games?
>Reveal yourself, fess up.
>>39920652>>Reveal yourself, fess up.>>Demand to know how long they've known you were here
>>39920652>>Reveal yourself, fess up.>>Demand to know how long they've known you were here.
>>39920733>>39920652Oh god, seconded.
>>39920749Someone who literally woke up a teenager with no memories?
>>39920749Someone who grew up nearly starving everyday? Some people have very bad lives anon
>>39920733Kusajishi must have pried the information out of YoruichiThe fiend.
>>39920749>>39920773>>39920776And here's Riku's list of playtime fun!>stealing sandals>deceiving blind people>lockpicking>deceiving thieves>stealing weaponsNow let's go and play them with Gin and Rangiku!
>>39920845That first one is actually a good one though.
>>39920872And we're also gonna be doing the second, did the third, and in the process of doing the last one too.Hey, at least we got character consistency.Oh, and how could I forget.>chasing cats
>>39920845Maybe Riku could start up her own version of the Karakura Town Riders?But they patrol Rukongai instead.
>>39920872From old man genocide
>>39920845>stealing sandalsNo one must know....Yoruichi already pried the info out of us when we got tipsy....No one else must know!>>39920908>But they patrol Rukongai instead.And are competent?
>>39920906>Oh, and how could I forget.>>chasing catsYeah she chases that "cat" alright.
>>39920926little devil could actually do shit.>>39920943If someone doesn't write a goddamn fanfic soon i'm doing it.
>>39920926>And are competent?I'm sure she'll train them enough to be.
>>39920926>No one must know....Yoruichi already pried the info out of us when we got tipsy....No one else must know!He already knows.He has known.He is coming for us.
I wanna see Soi Fon try and steal Riku's blue sash and see how far she can get before Riku catches her.
>>39920973I know. It's only a matter of time...
>>39920974>oh shit nippon what are you doing.jpgRiku would probably break her arm for that.
>>39920652“As expected of Lady Yoruichi's skills,” you admit, finally revealing yourself. “How long did you know?”Lady Yoruichi smiles at you. “Since Riku told me.”You can't help but laugh at that, while Yoruichi's expression stubbornly refuses to change. “Wait, you were serious?”“Why'd you think I ordered four skewers of dango?” the Lieutenant asks you quietly as it dawns on you: she knew you were there the whole time. “I hope you didn't leave those behind. They were too good to waste.”“And you didn't say anything?” you demand, as the children at Lieutenant Kusajishi's side stir.She merely shrugs. “I didn't want to run you off. Figured you must have had your reasons for stalking me.”“Come ON!” Lady Yoruichi insists, pulling you down to sit next to her. “I gave you the day off to relax, and you didn't follow my orders. So now I'm gonna make you relax, Little Bee.”Giving up, you sit next to your Captain. But as difficult as you were making it, this is really nice. The sun is going down, the flowers are in full bloom, the sake is crisp and cool, and your Mistress is singing as the dusk falls. What could be more relaxing than this? As the hours pass the Lieutenant sets aside her guitar and whisks the children off to bed, having noticed their exhaustion finally setting in from a long day.When she returns the sun has set and the moon is beginning to rise: a full moon of pure white. Yoruichi lays back against your knees, and the Lieutenant sprawls out inelegantly next to her. They continue to sing in the darkness: old songs, new songs, love songs, silly folk tunes.>3d10, DC 6.
Rolled 6, 1, 10 = 17 (3d10)>>39921007
Rolled 1, 5, 2 = 8 (3d10)>>39921007
Rolled 10, 7, 9 = 26 (3d10)>>39921007
Rolled 2, 5, 6 = 13 (3d10)>>39921007
>>39921027HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Being sui feng is suffering.
>>39921036You've just earned your right to namefag Tiger!
>>39921002>Riku is about to hurt little bee>Suddenly Old Man Genocide is there>"My if you're this mad about your sash, I'd hate to see what you'd do to someone who stole your sandals">Panic
>>39921036Yes! Crit for Soifon
>>39921036Little bee crit succeeds.
>>39921036The Bee sees all.>writing. This update will conclude the side story, and after a brief break I'll continue where we left off last week.
>>39921036>>39921082>>39921076Is it in stealing Riku's sash or is it just for her to break her obsession?
>>39921036I am unused to success. It feels strange.
>>39921100>after a brief break I'll continue where we left off last week
>>39921100cool. we should do this sort of thing more often, there's not much time for social interaction in the basic quest>The Bee sees all.ooooooh fuck we're being stalked by aizen
>>39921100Oh poor little bee, her lady favors the tramp.
>>39921104We got the sash from Okita, It's basically a reminder of the Shinsengumi, Aka our human friends who are sadly no longer with us. Soi fon would be getting off EASY with just a broken arm
>>39921074>"My if you're this mad about your sash, I'd hate to see what you'd do to someone who stole your sandals"
>>39921169Oh, that's what it means, i didn't see that. I thought it meant something like>>39921162
>>39921169You know that somehow this will be Riku's fault.
>>39921100It takes a while for you to notice it. It happens so gradually you could almost miss it, and in retrospect you almost wish you HAD missed it. But ever so steadily, Captain and Lieutenant shift closer together. At first you write it off as meaningless, or as a defense against the increasingly chilly night air. But one key detail shatters that illusion, and makes clear what these two would never tell you or anyone else outright.Their fingers are entwined as they sing softly under the moon and stars. What was it Lady Yoruichi said to you once? Years ago, when she taught you how to swing a sword under a moon like this? That “looking at you reminds me of myself”? That it was “like having a little sister”? That, you realize, has been the nature of your relationship with your mentor and idol for all these years. Any other intentions you may once have harbored were fleeting dreams, gone practically even as they came. And yet, you also realize something important: that this woman, Kusajishi, is no competition for you. In the arenas you once may have thought you were vying for supremacy, you've already been defeated by her. But your relationship with Lady Yoruichi is different to hers: unlike her little brother Yūshiro, who Lady Yoruichi only jokes is like having a younger sister, she has chosen to sincerely describe you as such. And that sets you apart. As your Captain and Lieutenant return quietly to the barracks, smiling at you as you follow along, part of you is disappointed. But the rest of you finds a new resolution: to be the best little sister you can for Lady Yoruichi, and to one day stand at her side as a fellow Captain. In this pursuit, you will not be deterred. >Interlude end.
>>39921432Fuck, Little Bee, stop being fucking crazy yandere and weird and shit.Damn.
>>39921432Tfw a good end for little bee is in sight.Tis a good feel
>>39921432>and to one day stand at her side as a fellow Captain.We're running out of captain spots guys.
>>39921478Hey she isn't gonna stab us, she's doing much better then she could have
>>39921432>But the rest of you finds a new resolution: to be the best little sister you can for Lady Yoruichi, and to one day stand at her side as a fellow Captain.Goddamn it Soi Fon....QUIT BEING SO DAMN ADORABLE!
>>39921432shiiiiiiit that went way better than I could have hoped.And now to talk one of the royal guard into not killing us.
>>39921432Little bee best imouto.
>>39921520Oetsu is pretty chill. I'm hoping that talks will be fruitful in the sense that we will not immediately die.
>>39921585>Dice roll>1, 1, 1
>>39921585I'm especially proud of us not metagaming.
>>39921585yeah, thank god it's Oetsu, he actually may be interested enough to not try and stab us, he was a pretty laid back guy in the manga.GOD. DAMMIT. captcha a wrapped up subway sandwich is NOT a fucking BURRITO!
>>39921520Man he's probably going to ask us to continue this considering it's interesting to him most likely......Hell he's probably never seen it before
>>39921637It is if you use your powers of imagination
>>39921637It gave me an image of the sea floor in one of them.>update incoming, prepare for gear shifting
>>39921709>It gave me an image of the sea floor in one of them.At least we know the system works. the machine can't answer it's own capatchas.
What I wan't to know is how the fuck did he find out so fast.
>>39921432You are Captain Kusajishi Riku of the Court Guard's Ninth Division, and you're apparently in trouble.The reason for the appearance of one of the Royal Guard in Yoruichi's home is obvious: tonight you took a blank Zanpakuto into Hueco Mundo, the world of the Hollows, and presented it to an Adjuchas. With minimal help from yourself and your own Zanpakuto that Adjuchas, Apacci, managed to seal much of her power into the blade you brought. In doing so, she gained power and a form similar to those of the Shinigami: becoming an Arrancar. Had it not been for the fact that there are now a total of six Menos you feel you can trust and work with if the need arose, Apacci included, it would have been the single dumbest idea in the history of the Soul Society. Yoruichi seems to be caught between concern and indignation at the appearance of the self-proclaimed “God of the Sword”, inventor of the Asauchi which you gave to Apacci. “So, I take it you're here on orders? Seein' how you haven't attacked us yet it's the only thing that makes sense.”Nimaiya Ōetsu keeps right on grinning at you, same as he has been. “And ain't it the truth? Normally I'd make ya play the guessin' game, but things're gettin' pretty serious down here... so I'll spare ya the runaround.”“Thanks for that,” Yoruichi growls, though she seems to relax from her defensive posture just a bit. “After gettin' Hollowfied by Aizen,” Nimaiya continues, looking you and your companions up and down, “yer first call's not ta kill 'im, or ta go to the Central 46. Nah, yer plan was ta go to Hueco Mundo, rip an Adjuchas' face off, an feed it ta one uh my swords... so my orders were ta come down here'n figure out if yer all stupid or brilliant, 'cause that's a real fine line sometimes.”“So, why'dja go an' do somethin' like that?”(1/2)
>>39921779He knows the location and status of all Zanpakto. It was actually mentioned by an anon, but since we don't know that IC we went and did it anyway.
>>39921799>The next logical step after turning Shinigami Hollow-like is to turn Hollows Shinigami-like, so I've been building up a presence in Hueco Mundo to get out ahead of Aizen.>Because helping the few decent Menos I've met felt right regardless of how it might look to everyone else. And it's not like the law ever stopped me before, anyway.>Because at least the Menos I know wouldn't have me executed for existing. That alone makes them better allies than most of the Seireitei would be right now.>So how do you know all this? You weren't there, unless I've gone blind in my old age.>Other
>>39921833>The next logical step after turning Shinigami Hollow-like is to turn Hollows Shinigami-like, so I've been building up a presence in Hueco Mundo to get out ahead of Aizen.>Because helping the few decent Menos I've met felt right regardless of how it might look to everyone else. And it's not like the law ever stopped me before, anyway.
>>39921833>>The next logical step after turning Shinigami Hollow-like is to turn Hollows Shinigami-like, so I've been building up a presence in Hueco Mundo to get out ahead of Aizen.
>>39921833>>The next logical step after turning Shinigami Hollow-like is to turn Hollows Shinigami-like, so I've been building up a presence in Hueco Mundo to get out ahead of Aizen.>>Because at least the Menos I know wouldn't have me executed for existing. That alone makes them better allies than most of the Seireitei would be right now.
>>39921833>The next logical step after turning Shinigami Hollow-like is to turn Hollows Shinigami-like, so I've been building up a presence in Hueco Mundo to get out ahead of Aizen.
>>39921833>The next logical step after turning Shinigami Hollow-like is to turn Hollows Shinigami-like, so I've been building up a presence in Hueco Mundo to get out ahead of Aizen.>Because Aizen can clearly cover his tracks excellently and can build an ironclad alibi. Since the Central 46 isn't inclined to believe me, the best solution is to let him make his move, then kill him with a force he doesn't know I have.
>>39921833>The next logical step after turning Shinigami Hollow-like is to turn Hollows Shinigami-like, so I've been building up a presence in Hueco Mundo to get out ahead of Aizen.>Because helping the few decent Menos I've met felt right regardless of how it might look to everyone else. And it's not like the law ever stopped me before, anyway.Also I told them more or less what happened. They are really pissed about it, if someone makes a move into heuco doing something similar we will know.
>>39921833>>The next logical step after turning Shinigami Hollow-like is to turn Hollows Shinigami-like, so I've been building up a presence in Hueco Mundo to get out ahead of Aizen.>>Because helping the few decent Menos I've met felt right regardless of how it might look to everyone else. And it's not like the law ever stopped me before, anyway.
>>39921799>yer first call's not ta kill 'im, or ta go to the Central 46.first is we have no tangible evidence at the moment secondly killing him at the moment would not help the banished
>>39921833>The next logical step after turning Shinigami Hollow-like is to turn Hollows Shinigami-like, so I've been building up a presence in Hueco Mundo to get out ahead of Aizen.>Because helping the few decent Menos I've met felt right regardless of how it might look to everyone else. And it's not like the law ever stopped me before, anyway.>So how do you know all this? You weren't there, unless I've gone blind in my old age.do NOT criticize the central 46 to his face.
>>39921833>>The next logical step after turning Shinigami Hollow-like is to turn Hollows Shinigami-like, so I've been building up a presence in Hueco Mundo to get out ahead of Aizen.>>Because helping the few decent Menos I've met felt right regardless of how it might look to everyone else. And it's not like the law ever stopped me before, anyway.>>Because at least the Menos I know wouldn't have me executed for existing. That alone makes them better allies than most of the Seireitei would be right now.As a general rule I don't like doing this, but pic related.
>>39921799Wait a second, he KNOWS it was Aizen?Motherfucker!
>>39921904WELL cannon just got confusing.
>>39921833"It seemed like a logical conclusion to make, and I've been looking for a way to help them out. The way they could still be that gentle despite what they are, where they lived, seemed so rare that I felt like I had to protect it. "
>>39921833Strategically;>The next logical step after turning Shinigami Hollow-like is to turn Hollows Shinigami-like, so I've been building up a presence in Hueco Mundo to get out ahead of Aizen.That, and the Hollow's we're friends with have better personalities than some Shinigami.Perhaps after answering some/most of his questions, we could ask him how he knew. Best not to ask at the start.
>>39921904He knows the location and (maybe) powers of all Zanpatko. He is the only person besides Tosen with a counter to Aizen's bullshit.
>>39921833I don't think the third one counts, like I don't recall us really dwelling on that. The first one is closer, with us just wanting to see what would happen, but I feel like our motives are closer to just wanting to be nice to them.
ALRIGHT guys we need to be REALLY goddamn careful in this one, everyone put yer thinking caps on.>>39921953I already voted, but i'm backing the write-in portion of this as well.
>>39921833>The next logical step after turning Shinigami Hollow-like is to turn Hollows Shinigami-like, so I've been building up a presence in Hueco Mundo to get out ahead of Aizen.>Because helping the few decent Menos I've met felt right regardless of how it might look to everyone else. And it's not like the law ever stopped me before, anyway."I have no idea how he did it, but Aizen has an air-tight alabi. If I make a move, he's going to point out my little Hollow problem, and then I'd end up banished, or worse.Oh, and thanks for confirming my suspicions."
>>39921833>The next logical step after turning Shinigami Hollow-like is to turn Hollows Shinigami-like, so I've been building up a presence in Hueco Mundo to get out ahead of Aizen.[ ] We do not have evidence of Aizens involvement, or what he's capable, disruption of his plans may cause him to slip up.
>>39921833>The next logical step after turning Shinigami Hollow-like is to turn Hollows Shinigami-like, so I've been building up a presence in Hueco Mundo to get out ahead of Aizen.>We have no hard evidence against Aizen and there's already precedent that people in our position are put to death. Far better to try and pre-empt his plans than walk to Central 46 with baseless accusations. >As for killing him, we don't know what he has up his sleeve. He was able to put several captains out of business; he may have other tricks.
>>39921833"I figure that if Aizen was able to fool pretty much everyone except you with his illusions, trying to expose him wouldn't end well. Plus Gin's been tailing him for years now. The fact that he hasn't struck yet makes me think that there's a lot more to Aizen than meets the eye."
>>39922001>I already voted, but i'm backing the write-in portion of this as well.Then quote that post and second it.Not mine
>>39921833>Because helping the few decent Menos I've met felt right regardless of how it might look to everyone else. And it's not like the law ever stopped me before, anyway.>Other"And they're pretty responsible with the use of the power they possess. Can't really say the same thing for Aizen for leaving Shinigami Captains and Lieutenants banished.">>39921799>“And ain't it the truth? Normally I'd make ya play the guessin' game, but things're gettin' pretty serious down here... so I'll spare ya the runaround.”Ohh, you're portraying him in Niggastream mode huh?Based QM
>>39921833>Because at least the Menos I know wouldn't have me executed for existing. That alone makes them better allies than most of the Seireitei would be right now.
>>39921833>Other>There's too many unknowns to go after him directly, and he'd see anything anything coming from the 46 coming a mile away.>This helps out some remarkably nice Menos, and ought to mess up any plans he has in Hueco.
>>39922018Like we have someone who is very driven, and despite our best efforts, we know he's not above assassination. We also know that he loves us and Rangiku more than anything. The fact that Aizen isn't already dead makes me think that "he can't be killed" at least at our current level.
>>39922052That's the impression I get of him when he's not being uber-serious.
We should look back to the last thread and figure out what we were thinking. Because I think we were just kind of caught up in how cool it would be.
>>39922141We were seeing if it was possible and planning to start a group of hollows that could counter aizen in Ghost Mexico. The fact it made it so they didn't have to eat other hollows or souls any more was a bonus.
>>39922141we were trying to out Kekaku Aizen
>>39922141Mostly we needed to keep them safe and throw a wrench into Aizens plans.
>>39922194>>39922184>>39922178Do we even know in character that Aizen has any plans in Hueco Mundo, or did we just assume that he might?
>>39922222Nice quints.But in-character we just have suspicions.
>>39922222It was a series of logical progression, we figured if he was doing this he must have plans for hueco mundo because eventually he would need to make his move in the SS.
>>39922222Normally we wouldn't. But due to the crit from last time we passed the awareness check and made the conclusion iirc.
>>39922222We have IC knowledge that he's been modifying hollows and experimenting with Hollowfication. Artificial Arrancar are a logical next step.
Why are we all just assuming that this is really Ōetsu and not just Aizen in disguise.
>>39922309.....fuckwait that's a good question, let's pull off our illusion-dispell as we answer.
>>39921833“We had no evidence,” you admit, “and killing him wouldn't clear any names. So I thought I know some perfectly decent Hollows, so I may as well do something nice for them. And if it counters Aizen's plans in the future, that's great too.”"Yer bettin' he'll wind up there?"You nod. "I did. And I'm not even the one trying to turn things into other things."Rangiku nods in agreement. “Not to mention the group responsible for the incident will have gone into hiding. Given how long we Shinigami can live, it could be decades before they try again... and waiting around's so boooring!”“There are only thirteen real “laws” in the Soul Society,” Yoruichi points out, resting her hands on her hips as if lecturing the intruder, “and helping a Menos become an Arrancar doesn't fall under any of them. An Arrancar isn't a weapon, and if anything having powerful Arrancars in our camp should HELP Soul Society.”Oetsu nods, stroking his chin thoughtfully as if there were a long beard there. “I see, I see. Fair points. Still, you sure makin' yer move in Hueco Mundo was the best plan?”You shrug. “If it were so easy to stop Aizen someone would have done it already. Either you, one of the Thirteen Divisions, or my boy Gin.”“Yer partly right,” Oetsu agrees. “I may be able ta sense where his sword's at, but I don't know what its powers are or what he's doin'. I may be a “God”, but I'm not an all-seein' God.” >How do you “sense” a sword? Who are you, even?>If you know it was Aizen, why haven't you done anything?>Is there something you can do to help us out?>You don't seem too concerned. We free to go now?>Other?
>>39922309But anon, the only thing that is not Aizen, is Aizen.
>>39922309Not even Aizen could handle going full niggamode.
>>39922340>If you know it was Aizen, why haven't you done anything?
>>39922340>How do you “sense” a sword? Who are you, even?>Is there something you can do to help us out?>Other?Illusion dispell.
>>39922340>How do you “sense” a sword? Who are you, even?>Is there something you can do to help us out?
>>39922340>If you know it was Aizen, why haven't you done anything?>Is there something you can do to help us out?>Other?"How do we know that you're not Aizen in some weird disguise."
>>39922340>>How do you “sense” a sword? Who are you, even?>Is there something you can do to help us out?Let's get Asauchi's from the source.
>>39922340>How do you “sense” a sword? Who are you, even?>If you know it was Aizen, why haven't you done anything
>>39922340>Is there something you can do to help us out?could you hook us with with some more swords for the menos?
>>39922340>but I don't know what its powers are or what he's doin'.BULLSHIT! As far as I recall, Oetsu KNOWS that Aizen has a unique sword!Captcha, god fucking dammit, that was a macaroon, not a burger.
>>39922414>As far as I recall, Oetsu KNOWS that Aizen has a unique sword!But Riku doesn't know that.
>>39922340>>If you know it was Aizen, why haven't you done anything?>>Is there something you can do to help us out?Captcha, ice cream is not pasta.
>>39922414He still wouldn't know what aizen is doing.
>>39922432Oh, I know, I just wanted to point it out, so everyone could feel uncomfortable trying not to meta.
Meta knowledge here, Aizens hasn't used his shikaiin front of us, so he can't trick us with his sword.That said do use our own sword to dispel minor illusions.
>>39922340>>How do you “sense” a sword? Who are you, even?>>If you know it was Aizen, why haven't you done anything?
>>39922340"Is Aizen exploiting some kind of loophole that makes him immune from Squad Zero prosecution? Or have you guys concluded that whatever his ambitions are, they aren't a threat to the Soul King, or at least he's something that the Soul Society is capable of handling? Because I can respect that if you think we can beat this guy."
>>39922469>That said do use our own sword to dispel minor illusions.It doesn't dispell minor illusions. just illusions.
>>39922340"So do you mind if we use about... four more Asauchi? Is there any possible threat to the Soul Society or the balance of souls from doing what we've done, on a level beyond empowering a being that hasn't necessarily sworn their loyalty to the Seireitei?"
>>39922340"Don't suppose you have a few spare swords lying around?"
>>39922340>If you know it was Aizen, why haven't you done anything?>Is there something you can do to help us out?
>>39922487Like I don't know, I feel as if trying to think of good reasons why he won't help us is more fruitful than just complaining.
>>39922340>You don't seem too concerned. We free to go now?
>>39922340You silently ask Tenkotsuki if there are any illusions being used in the area, to which she responds with an immediate no. There is however a slight tension there, from what you can tell aimed at Oetsu the self-proclaimed God of the Sword. “You haven't gone after Aizen,” Yoruichi presses. “I assume that means you can't?”Oetsu nods. “Yup. I know where his sword's at, an' I know it's an illusory type, but as fer what he's doin', how he's doin' it, an' what his ultimate goal is? No clue.”“Plus, it's yer damn job ta deal with shit like that,” he continues, waving his hand. “That's what yer here for, remember?”“So the fact that the Central 46 did a botch job?” you ask.“Pisses me right the hell off,” he replies, “but it ain't my job ta tell those knuckleheads what ta do. The Soul King lays all the tracks, ya see, an' he maintains 'em too. But it's the Central 46 that's drivin' the train. We guard that Soul King, so he can keep the whole thin' runnin', an' that's all.”“If God ran the world he'd be a tyrant,” Rangiku muses. “Clever girl, that one,” Oetsu gestures at your daughter. “She's got her mom's brains.”You can see that Rangiku nearly asks “which one”, but she manages to bite her tongue. “So you can't do anything to help us directly,” Yoruichi concludes. “Great. So that means we wait for now. No sense letting Aizen know we're onto him unless there's a chance to catch him in the act.”Oetsu grins. “Now, who said I can't help ya at all? After all, you an' yer lil' army need some more Asauchi, an' I know where they all are...”>Don't bother. We'll find a way.>Do tell.>What's the catch?>Other?
>>39922870>You can see that Rangiku nearly asks “which one”, but she manages to bite her tongue.Ha!>Do tell.>What's the catch?
>>39922870>What's the catch?
>>39922870>Do tell.>What's the catch?
>>39922870>You can see that Rangiku nearly asks “which one”, but she manages to bite her tongue.Hehe.>>Do tell.>>What's the catch?
>>39922870>Do tell.>What's the catch?>Also you've created mnay swords....Have you tried making a gun yet?
>>39922870>You can see that Rangiku nearly asks “which one”, but she manages to bite her tonguepfffffAHHAHAHAHA!>Do tell.>What's the catch?
>>39922870>>What's the catch?
>>39922870>Do tell.>What's the catch?Might be something as simple as having the ability to keep tabs on some powerful Arrancar through the swords, but it could be more than that.
>>39922870>Do tell.>What's the catch?That reminds me, What does our Spiritual pressure feel like?
>>39922870>>Do tell.>>What's the catch?
>>39923017If you'd run into Shinji while looking for Riku instead of Yoruichi, he'd have told you to look for the one that sets the hairs standing up on your neck. At this point, he'd lump you in with Yoruichi, Ukitake, and Shunsui in terms of raw power.
>>39923087No throat stabbing, that's nice.
>>39923135We're from 2nd division.....Unless we released our killing intent purposefully no one would know, I bet'cha our SP would change drastically when we release our killing intent
>>39922870“And what's the catch?” you press warily.Oetsu grins back at you. “What catch is that?”“This is the Seireitei,” Yoruichi sighs. “Don't play dumb, there's always a catch.”“Oh, that? Simple, really. You turn against the Soul Society, yer mine ta kill.”You shrug. “That should go without saying. So what can you tell us?”Oetsu produces a small piece of paper and an inkbrush, jotting down a few notes. “There's some in the Forest of Menos, in Hueco Mundo. They're all unaccounted for, so nobody's gonna miss 'em. Look fer a lone Shinigami runnin' round down there.”“There's also gonna be a revolt or two in the future,” he continues. “So you may be able ta snag a few without anyone gettin' too suspicious.” “In the future?” Rangiku asks cannily. “What's that mean? Did the Soul King tell you that?”“Yup. He sees a lot, ya see. Sees things that were, things that are, an things that may happen. All the things that may happen, ya see. So he's quite keen to see if you see what he's seen, ya see.”That sentence really got away from him, and he seems to know it. But you got the gist of it: the Soul King has seen several futures, and thinks that what you do may affect which one comes to pass. Curious. “We'll keep that in mind,” Yoruichi replies, taking the note in hand. “Now can you PLEASE get outta my house?”The God of the Sword sighs. “Man, I hate this part... there's gotta be a better way ah gettin' back up to the Palace.”>Any last questions before Oetsu returns to the Royal Palace?
>>39923393>So you've made quite a few swords yeah? Have you ever tried making a gun?
>>39923393>Any last questions before Oetsu returns to the Royal Palace?"If we need to talk later, for whatever reason, how can we get a hold of you?"
>>39923393How has Captain Hikifune been?
>>39923393>Look fer a lone Shinigami runnin' round down therebitchin, i was wondering if we were gonna meet this guy.>Tell Hikifune Kisuke is innocent, and i'm going to prove.>>39923436>>39923424backing
>>39923393I might be able to help you get back. I learned how to open Garganta from a hollow the first time I went to Hueco Mundo.>>39923424this has my vote as well as >>39923436this.
>>39923485oh yeah, I forgot about this bit, backing.all of it, including him backing other votes.
>>39923393>>39923424THIS OH GOD THIS!
>>39923393>Any last questions before Oetsu returns to the Royal Palace?"I guess you might have an idea where the banished Captains and Lieutenants are via their zanpakutou. Mind shooting a hint on where?">“Man, I hate this part... there's gotta be a better way ah gettin' back up to the Palace.”(Actual spoilers here.)Let Urahara do his thing and he'll make a Soul Train from Ghost Mexico to the Royal Palace.
>>39923393>>39923436This aaand>>39923537>"I guess you might have an idea where the banished Captains and Lieutenants are via their zanpakutou. Mind shooting a hint on where?"This.
>>39923393Is there any way he can set up a way for us to get in contact with Kisuke withought telling the old man/SS?Easier to have a united front sine moving through the gate is heavily watched.
>>39923393"Could you tell me the connection between Zanpkauto/Asuachi and Hollows? One was able to bond to an Adjuchas a lot easier than it seems to bond to a shinigami, and when I was hollowfied, there was something that took the place of my Zanpakuto, a part of myself that Tenkotsuki had sealed away."
>>39923537>>39923485>>39923477>>39923436>>39923424Backing. Nice write-ins guys
>>39923393>>39923424This.>>39923485A garganta? I don't know. Is it really ok to open a garganta in the middle of the palace? Hell, is it even possible? You'd think Aizen would have done it instead of all that faffing about with making a key.
>>39923581we can garganta to hueco mundo, and from there to the human world>>39923593>was something that took the place of my Zanpakuto, a part of myself that Tenkotsuki had sealed away."
>>39923607It should be possible if we have him with us.
>>39923393So just out of curiosity how would you grade our relationships with our zanpakuto
>>39923649this is actually a good question, especially if we do the muramasa arc.
>>39923649Nah, we should be able to determine that on our own.Like it definitely needs work, seeing as we haven't really considered what it means for Tenkotsuki to have repressed Rosa Rosette.
>>39923691>>39923649Yeah, she'll fight us for the simple reason she is our pride.Maybe she wont because we get along.Maybe she wont because she refuses.
>>39923649Well, she openly gave us the true name to our bankai, and we seem to have tacit trust in each other. She has no problems doing stuff when we ask her, and we follow her advice when she feels like giving it. I'd say we're solid.But like >>39923742 said, we should probably ask Tenkotsuki about what it was like when Riku hollowfied.
>>39923742We haven't even had time to talk to her about that yet. It's been only a day since the hollowification incident.
>>39923759>Maybe she wont because she refuses.Obviously, And because she is our pride>Riku and Tenkotsuki to Muramasa:"KOTOWARU!"
>>39923759I get the feeling she'll refuse BECAUSE she is our pride and betraying us is beneath her.>>39923781>ask Tenkotsuki about what it was like when Riku hollowfied.Yeah we need to do that when we have time.
>writing>>39923649She has one minor gripe. Hardly worth mentioning, but it may come up on its own at some point.
>>39923393>>"I guess you might have an idea where the banished Captains and Lieutenants are via their zanpakutou. Mind shooting a hint on where?"
>>39923817>She has one minor gripeI honest to god can't think of anything except maybe we're to headstrong or that we focus on revenge on Aizen to much?
>>39923817>She has one minor gripe. Hardly worth mentioning, but it may come up on its own at some point.>Minor>may come up on its own at some point>gripeThat issue is gonna bite us in the ass hard down the line.
>>39923817PANICPANICPANICOh really king? Hey anons we might want to deal with that at some point.
>>39923817Is it anything to do with Rosa?
>>39923866It shouldn't. Queen flat out said it was flat out hardly worth mentioning.
>>39923911>It shouldn't. Queen flat out said it was flat out hardly worth mentioning.Oh that's cute....Trusting a QM this much...
>>39923892>>39923909It's gonna turn out she doesn't like the brand of polish we use or somethingHoly fuck captcha worms are not spaghetti
>>39923911>minorIt has the possibility of becoming a major one!
>>39923917look at this man and laugh anons, look at this man and laugh.\Muramasa exploited the TINIEST shit to get sword spirits to turn traitor, also did you NOT see the obvious coyness in kings post.
>>39923925I have seen enough of this GM to know he's not the kind to fuck us over like that.>>39923982It's kind of hard to see something that's not there.
>>39923982>"hardly worth mentioning"
>>39923925The QM is your friend, anon. You can always trust the QM not to screw you over.
>>39923817hardly worth mentioning, eh? But still worth mentioning.
>>39924003if only i could find my dumbass reaction pic...
>>39924038This should be true but its not always the case. Queen isn't one of those gms.>>39924053And if only if I could find my paranoid idiot pic.
>>39923817“You've made countless swords,” you observe cautiously. “But have you ever made a gun?”Oetsu smiles and snaps his fingers. “It's a good thin' you asked that! I damn near forgot yer' mixin' in rifles with yer unit now. But ta answer yer question, nah. Not my style, ya see? If I were one of those Valhallans maybe, but the power of a gun's too dependent on the internal ballistics, y'see.”“Internal ballistics?” Rangiku wonders aloud, clearly lost. You frown, suddenly remembering more about the topic than you'd particularly care to. “He means all the mechanical factors with the rifle and round that determine velocity, spin, and energy.”The God of the Sword laughs. “At's right! A Zanpakuto responds to its wielder's power more closely than a gun would. All Soul Society's military strategy's based on that principle: the stronger the wielder, the stronger the sword. It's why you Captains are damn near unstoppable.”“It'll be fun seein' where this goes, Captain Kusajishi.”“And how are we supposed to contact you, if we need to?” Rangiku presses.“Trust me. When we need to talk again, I'll find you.” That's not ominous at all. Finally, Yoruichi makes a request. You can tell she's been thinking this over since she heard Oetsu mention that he could feel where every Zanpakuto he ever made was. “Where's Urahara Kisuke?”Oetsu shuts his eyes for a moment. “Karakura town.”“Thank you,” Yoruichi nods. “And could you tell Kirio that Kisuke's taking care of Hiyori for me? She's probably worried.”“Will do, Captain. Will do.”>Need to take a short break, will return in a few minutes.
>>39924139>It's why you Captains are damn near unstoppable.”and it's also why the lower ranks drop like fruit-flies in the face of a serious threat. Seriously, one fucking Gillian, do you know how many of those fucks there are?
Soooo....Anybody up for challenging Mayuri to make a revolver that can charge the bullet's it uses with spiritual energy?....And that can withstand Riku putting her SP in it.....
>>39924139>ValhallansI like every part of the implications of this.
>>39924139>ValhallansSo apparently vahalla is real in this quest.>>39924206There can be more then thirteen captain level people in soul society. Heck there usually is.
>>39924224We would need a field artillery piece for that
>>39924262Exactly, It's a challenge for Mayuri and it will infuriate him enough to get it done
>>39924248I'm assuming you actually read bleach, how many non-seated or non-captain shinigami died? Cause I lost fucking COUNT after book 25
>>39924247>>39924248I'm sorry I don't get this reference, can someone please explain?
>>39924298oh I know a ton died in the quincy invasion but I was pointing that there are more than thirteen people on the level of a captain in society.
>>39924262Ahem. Would a reiatsu version of the Davy Crockett weapon system be fine?
>>39924354Norse MythologyThose who inhabit the halls of Valhalla
>>39924139>If I were one of those Valhallans maybe,And now I'm imaging Odin trying to explain to Gungnir why he needs a magic machine gun.
>>39924394That's not a thing yet. We have until the fifties before that's even a thing.
>>39924413He's talking to his spear?Uh, whut?
>>39924405I know, i'm asking why it's in bleach and why they have guns.
>>39924453QM's headcanonBecause everything is better with guns
>>39924453I think that's just something the QM threw in so we can have an excuse not to bother the non-oriental afterlives.
>>39924394...huh.>>39924441Bleach.I don't think it'd be too far different from zanpakuto.
>>39924247You know this got me thinking. If the Japanese afterlife is old-timey samurai themed, would that mean that the American afterlife would be all cowboy and stuff?
>>39924513>Implying its not Aztec or something
>>39924513I would imagine it's more of an american indian theme, or some sort of sprawling megatropolis
>>39924139You and Rangiku return to your barracks, where the few of your men who are still awake at this hour greet you warmly. After they ask where you've been you're obliged to feed them a lie about how you, Rangiku, and Yoruichi need to hide your spiritual pressure whenever you train, so that you don't accidentally kill anyone with it. And it's half true, too: if you released your full reiatsu, it could kill or injure most Rukongai residents just by being near you. The other Shinigami seem to find your story perfectly believable. Much to your daughter's amusement, you also tell the night watch that if they see a black cat running around the barracks to leave it be: that it's a stray you picked up while working with Second Division. They promise you that no cat will be barred entry or unreasonably detained on your Division's grounds. Finally, after what feels like forever, you make your way to your new quarters.“Nice,” you mutter to yourself, marveling at the way your complete lack of any personal belongings fails utterly to fill the space left empty after Kensei's belongings were removed and either placed into storage or given to members of the Division as mementos. It's now that you choose to meditate with your Zanpakuto, finding yourself in your inner world once more. “This time things are in order,” Tenkotsuki reassures you, producing a small pot of tea. “Why not take a moment to enjoy that fact?”You bow gratefully before taking a seat. The tea is good, a jade tea of some variety, you think, and the gently flickering azure flames sooth your mind as you watch them dance. “How're you?”Tenkotsuki inclines her head ever so slightly. “I am well, now that the shadow of Rosa has been banished... at least, for the time being.”“About that,” you mutter. “Something she said bothered me... about you having sealed her away.”(1/2)
>>39924566Or...>American Hollows are actually skinwalker sightings2spooky mang
>>39924566Mexican soul reapers would be terrifying with those obsidian laced clubs holy shit
>>39924513>Not a psychedelic wasteland with Coyote and Raven trolling everyone for all eternity while hollow skinwalkers eat the everything
>>39924608Your Zanpakuto shifts in place where she sits, carefully arranging her tails behind her. “It is substantively true,” she admits. “Between the time Rosa Rosette died in the physical world and was reborn in the afterlife, I did take it upon myself to separate her memories, bitterness, and hatred from the rest of her mind. It was necessary, since two halves of a soul that are in conflict lead to deep imbalance when they are obliged to coexist.""I had not thought I would see those things again, let alone powerful and personified. I am glad you handled this "Rosa" as well as you did, my dear Riku.”>Do you have any real gripes right now? Anything wrong I should know about?>Are we... you know. “Stable”?>Was it truly “necessary”? Why?>Other?
>>39924513How about the Islamic Afterlife? Die as a good man, get welcomed by a harem of 72 hot women in heaven.
I can't wait for us to start training our hollow abilities with our hollow friends. Speaking of which we need to grab them some clothes.
>>39924633okay THAT sounds accurate, and awesome, we may need to go there sometime.I bet there equivalent of shinigami are basically cowboys or S.W.A.T.>>39924691>Do you have any real gripes right now? Anything wrong I should know about?>Are we... you know. “Stable”?>Was it truly “necessary”? Why?
>>39924691>And do tell, How did you do such a thing when i never had you?
>>39924691>>Do you have any real gripes right now? Anything wrong I should know about?>>Are we... you know. “Stable”?>>Was it truly “necessary”? Why
>>39924691>Are we... you know. “Stable”?
>>39924691>Do you have any real gripes right now? Anything wrong I should know about?>Are we... you know. “Stable”?
>>39924691>Are we... you know. “Stable”?>Was it truly “necessary”? Why?
>>39924691>>Are we... you know. “Stable”?
>>39924697no kidding, we need to master that hollow mask. and starrk does not need to expose his fragile virgin mind to that filth.
>>39924691>Do you have any real gripes right now? Anything wrong I should know about?>Are we... you know. “Stable”?>Was it truly “necessary”? Why?
>>39924695Seeing as the afterlife's seem to mirror historical things, the Islamic would likely be a very war torn place, but with stoic native residents, they've put up with that shit for so long.
>>39924453The Northern European "sector" has fully embraced modern technology and military tactics. That region's "balancers" are what I referred to as "Valhallans".
>>39924768>Mfw the american one is full of gangs and Al Capone is the leader of the "Divisions"....
>>39924810....I love you.>>39924815pfffAHAHA
>>39924691>“It is substantively true,” she admits. “Between the time Rosa Rosette died in the physical world and was reborn in the afterlife,>Other?That would mean you existed even before I was reborn in the after life.Before receiving the Asauchi.
>>39924768You talking about back then with their spats with the Egyptian pantheon and Christian guys?
>>39924691>Do you have any real gripes right now? Anything wrong I should know about?>Are we... you know. “Stable”?No... not stable. Complete.Would Riku truly be complete if an aspect of hers is refused?I'm thinking it might be sort of like a tripod leg situation.
>>39924815Hmm at this time I'd probably say more like The Sundance Kid or Doc Holiday
>>39924888Riku has flat out accepted rosa. All she asks is that she let's go of her hatred.
>>39924633Not kidding, this mental image encompasses half my reasoning for expanding the setting in this manner: I LOVE reading old Native American stories, particularly about Coyote. Guy was fucking batshit. The other half of my reasoning is ghost riflemen fighting Hollows in the Somme.
>>39924859Oh yes, the most interesting of times.Hollows take on the form of large, armored monsters, it's a nice perspective, since it is entirely perspective.Me like.
>>39924815That'd be fucking great if the Al Capone is pic related.
>>39924916>No gangster run SSAaaw...;_;
>>39924916pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASEtell us we can go there sometime, I want to meet that crazy fuck.
>>39924940Once it gets to modern times, the souls of gangsters in the wild west, Al Capone is one of the few who manifests an automatic weapon as his choice well, weapon.Sounds cash. Want.
>>39924691"You said 'for the time being'. That means that this is not something that can simply be ignored forever. Is there a way to create true balance between us all, or will there always be conflict?"I can't help but feel that something interesting could happen if we can make peace between Tenkotuski, Rosa and us.
>>39925013dude... what if our hollowed form becomes a Kitsune?
>>39925013This is a question we need to ask.
>>39925079Nah, Tenkotsuki's already got that spot filled
>Rosa was sealed before we even got a zanpakto Wut?
>>39925013What is Tenko? She existed before Riku. She may of existed before Rosa died.Maybe a genuine kits use who separated Rosas soul, preventing Quincy King from reclaiming it too?
Guys...What if..Tenkotsuki was our gun? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
so guys I suggest we askA: How Tenko was around before we got a zanpakuto,B:>>39925013this and C: every option king gave us.
>>39925177She's our pride. She has always been with us.
>>39925250She manifested and sealed off rosa, that's some high level shit right there i doubt a pure emotion could do that.
>>39924691“You said for the time being?” you point out.Tenkotsuki sighs, sipping quietly at her tea for a moment. “No solution is perfect. No balance is perfect. Only a complete blending of Riku, Rosa, and Tenkotsuki could produce a perfect equilibrium, if for no other reason than there would no longer be three parties.”“So what you're saying is we're unstable?”“No more so than anyone else,” Tenkotsuki replies dismissively. “Every individual has their own problems to manage. Yours simply take the form of a particularly pushy woman.”“And you're sure that was necessary?” you press, one last time.Tenkotsuki sighs again. “I came into being when the soul of Rosa Rosette was literally fragmented by the trauma of her own death. At the time I was sure that your being and my own could work in harmony, but that the memories and emotions I sealed as “Rosa” were too much for a newly-reconstituted soul to manage without repercussions.”“I sealed her so that you could have a chance to be the sort of person you are, and it worked. I do not regret this decision.” You raise your hands in defense, having apparently touched a nerve. “Fine. You don't have to justify it. So, do we have any problems I should know about?”“One,” Tenkotsuki replies. “But it is a small matter... a mere nuisance, really.”“Then tell me,” you offer. “We're two parts of the same whole. No sense keeping secrets.”“That spell you use, Tenran,” Tenkotsuki tells you. “I would appreciate it if you would no longer use it.”That's a strangely specific request. “Why's that?”(1/2)
>>39925362Ah, a wind spell that's more common/in-line among weasels I suppose?
>>39925362inb4 it makes her dizzy.
>>39925362>Tenran,I don't see a spell called tenran on our list queen.
>>39925362>Only a complete blending of Riku, Rosa, and Tenkotsuki could produce a perfect equilibrium, if for no other reason than there would no longer be three partiesNice call out to what happened to ichigo at the end of the whole winter war.
>>39925517I kinda don't want to do this, I like talking to them.
>>39925362Tenkotsuki hesitates for a moment. “I... get dizzy. When you spin my blade. The last time, I was nauseous for an hour afterwards.”For a few seconds, you manage to hold your laughter back. “It is not humorous!” Tenkotsuki insists loudly as you abruptly lose all sense of self-control and dissolve into a fit of giggles. “Do not make light of my discomfort!”“Sorry!” you apologize, still chuckling. “But still, that's pretty damn funny, even you've gotta admit.”Tenkotsuki immediately pouts. “Now that you know, I would appreciate your cooperation. Please rely on the Hyōga Seiran instead in the future.”“Okay, okay!" you relent, before draining the last of your tea. "You got it.”When you ease out of your meditation, you see a familiar pair of green eyes peering in through the window at you. Your ears are treated to the sound of soft but insistent scratching against the sill. For now, despite the events of the last twenty-four hours or so having literally re-written the course of your life, things don't seem too bad.
>>39925538Nether do I.
>>39925598Or we are ending early tonight.>>39925604Queen has a life. It will only be two days until the next update.
>>39925566>>39925403I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!
The Chinese version of the after life, with the Yama kings and others will have to be a mess too.
>>39925598that's the 2nd post of 2, so end of todays adventure.at least we're not being hunted down.
>>39925566I'm cool ending it tonight it's a nice thread, Ouetsu is a pretty cool dude
>>39925566This whole scene needs to be draw fagged.
>>39925631I want to see the Irish and Scottish versions, just a bunch of drunk assholes wandering around getting into yelling fights and beating the shit our of each other.
>>39925628Good call. I, on the other hand, apparently read too much into it.
>>39925403Good call.>>39925566That's it for tonight. Thanks for playing, and hope you had fun both with the light and fluffy half of the thread (despite the pacing) and with some of the hints for future events in the second half. The archive is up on Sup/tg/, and the next thread will be on Thursday. Cheers!
>>39925671You put that write up of gin's reaction on pastebin yet?
>>39925667Head down to Dundee on a Saturday night. You'll see it.
>>39925667Nah.Think of the Gaelic Fae.Mean bastards.
>>39925671Thanks for running. Have a Haman pic.
>>39925671aah damn, guess I can't complain seeing as how the next one if only going to be thursday, see you than queen, have a nice day.>>39925698oh yeah we need thisalso we need to know how much the two of them know about us and yoruDid we keep them up at night once or twice and if we did can we get a write-up of it from their perspective?
>>39925671New pastebin up?
>>39925698I'm starting to doubt that we'll ever see that anon.
>>39925671What's little Bee's social reaction to us now?
>>39925671Thanks for running!Been trying to find some good reference pics for Tenkotsuki, but searching for fox spirits just yields nothing but LoL crap and the occasional Naruto. Got a recommendation for it at least?>>39925724You... why must you remind me of the pain?I would've had a perfect belated Mother's Day art for Rossweisse. Take it to be true!
>>39925733>>39925734>>39925698King Did you already duck out for the night or can we see these.
>>39925829look up kitsune
>>39925829here, this should be pretty good, look up kitsune
>>39925890i don't know why it says ahri, it's not pretty clearly not her. maybe this?
soooo king any chance of those write-ups? or are you to done for tonight?
>>39925890>>39925933Eh i think she'd look more like this tbh
>>39925986This is the most recent pastebin, per 4 days ago.Just found by searching pastebin for Riku.http://pastebin.com/JgAiGKx7
>>39925734>>39925802>Little Bee still finds you frustrating, but is more willing to trust Lady Yoruichi's judgement of you>Your activities have been noticed by the Royal Guard. >Oetsu is monitoring the situation carefully. >Aizen is wary of you, perhaps a bit more so than he is of other Captains.>Captain Ukitake seems to go out of his way to be nice to you>New spell: Hyōga Seiran>Avoided Spell: TenranNo other changes. >>39925698I literally had as much as the greentext, but I might write a bit more if I find time.>>39925733The only three people who "know" are Little Bee, Gin, and Rangiku. None of them would ever mention it, and there's never BEEN anything to "keep them up" since such behavior is strictly verboten between a Captain and Lieutenant. And having Yorucat pawing at the window is as close as you'll get to a direct mention of it.
>>39925890>>39925933>>39925999Got something that looks pretty classy.
>>39926108Hell i can second that
>>39926076>Captain Ukitake seems to go out of his way to be nice to youaaah that poor love-struck bastard>verboten between a Captain and Lieutenant.aaah but we captain now!>And having Yorucat pawing at the window is as close as you'll get to a direct mention of it.dammit queen why must you kill any possibilities of lewds?still adorbs but c'mon
>>39926076>Captain Ukitake seems to go out of his way to be nice to youHmmm....Maybe eventually get him in on the plan? Also we should tell Soi Fon asap
>>39926076Do we know Gaki Rekkō or Hado's 88 and 91?
>>39926208>Maybe eventually get him in on the plan? Also we should tell Soi Fon asapWhen people are involved, it gets more dangerous for them. The more involved the more likely a leak happens. At least Riku can detect possible illusions generally.
>>39926208I actually don't know a good reason not to tell little beeon an unrelated subject we need to work on our healing.>>39926260aah there's the reason.
>>39926076...king are you an anti-perv? if so why the fuck are you on 4/chan this place is like the sin city of the internet.
>>39926287You know, having lived in Vegas for years, it's only really bad on the strip, and even then you'll find more brothels out in the rest of Nevada, and in Vegas you'll find more shitty mags in dispensaries on the sidewalk and calling cards for stripclubs in school.Not as bad as people say.
>>39926269seriously though what this guy said, we need to be able to fix people if shit ever goes to far south.>>39926325I'm using sin-city as more of a metaphor of a really perverted place and not a direct comparison
>>39926260Okay then just Soi Fon, Otherwise she will hate us AND Yoruichi for not telling her.....
>>39926390Likely when she grows up a little bit more. Once she fully drops the hero worship I would support it.I kinda felt it was a bit early for Rangiku personally, but having a Lt who could cover for Riku in a new Div and you trust 110% is good.
>>39926409>Once she fully drops the hero worship I would support it.
>>39926409>Once she fully drops the hero worship I would support it.Sooo...Never is what your saying?
>>39926287I would actually like to know this to king, why u no lewd?
>>39926455She should grow out of soon enough. It is one thing to highly respect, another is the hero worship.
>>39926478...have you ever actually read bleach?
>>39926505I do not believe he has.....
>>39926505>>39926554Well yeah, but she also does not have Yoruichi gone leaving her full of abandonment for over 100 years.It might hopefully happen.
>>39926644no, instead she has yoruichi having a genuine lover.I'm sure everything will be fine...Plus abandonment might still happen if Aizen figures our shit out and goes running to central 46
So, seeing that Little Bee has realised her position as Yoru's little sis, and Knowing Yoru's habit of teasing people.How long before 'Lady Yoruichi' is replaced with something... less formal?
>>39926692Two hundred years, Give or take
>>39926692>>39926712oh god what does that make us?
>>39926749That bitch who is banging her sister.
>>39926801I don't know why you're repeating what I said anon
>>39926732>>39926749>>39926801Nnnnot even going there....
>>39926801HA! yeah probably.Do you think we appear in her fantasies yet?
>>39926841Because sister-in-law isn't how she feels, since we are that bitch who is fucking her sister.I gave no problem with my sister-in-law on my oldest brother's side.My other brother, however, has this stupid bitch who wont get off of his dick.Ya feel me?
>>39926891soooo since king won't supply them, are you guys okay with me potentially writing lewds for this quest and posting links in a later thread?no promises on quality, buuuut i'll try
>>39926940I demand at least one fox/cat joke in the smut anon
>>39926940Sure, I'll bite.
>>39926940Sure i guess....Just remember that Riku is dom and definitely not a sub
>>39926940I-i'm not sure how I feel about that but okay...
>>39927014>implying best cat isn't as wellThis will be interesting.
>>39926957>>39926986>>39927041one? hahaha please, i will take every damn opportunity I can.Shit might take a while though, school is fuckin HELL right now, my professor got it into his head that since finals are coming up we all need to be working on a new project or essay every three days, so it might take me a while.>>39927014Was there ever another option?Though to be fair Yoru IS quite good at getting the element of surprise...>>39927048grins
>>39927048>It's an uphill battle for the whole of the fucking to see who get's top and who get's bottom position....And dear god the cat/fox puns.....PLUG YOUR EARS!
>>39927088ooooh it will be gloriousAssuming I ever get arond to WRITING the damn thingsAnd assuming I don't totally suck at it, seeing as how I have almost no romantic interaction between the two to work off of, and i'm not exactly j.k. RowlingI'll try my damnedest though
>>39927165Seeing as how she wrote 50shades. I'll bet you write it better than she could.
>>39927264fun fact 50 shades was originally based off a twilight fanfiction. thanks for the vote of confidence though, expect to see the finished product in a month or two.
I wonder if Apacci will no longer have a resurrection, but instead may have a Bankai.Or may have both?
>>39927426oh yeah aizen just plot-rocked them didn't he?>>39927165also, now taking requests for locations and time frame, stick to stuff that's already happened because I can't predict the fuckin' future.
>>39927471>oh yeah aizen just plot-rocked them didn't he?Either Plot rocked, or else had someone else manually remove the mask.Plot rocking I think allows a higher power chance, several were done before plot rock.
>>39927426I wouldn't even care about that, as long as her headdress in this quest is that Corinthian helmet inspired one in the Yhwach arc.And for added fun, her blade can be a rhomphaia too.
>>39927471>also, now taking requests for locations and time frame,Tonight,Since Riku and Yoruichi DO follow the no copulation if Lt and captain
>>39927589excellent point, new restriction added.
>>39927471If you guys want something specific in the future, just leave a comment in the thread adressed to Lewdanon, and i'll know you mean me. again no promises on time frame or quality but i'll try, and hey maybe i'll inspire someone better to join in.
>>39927694Riku tries out some buttstuff with Yoruichi with a doubleended dildo With Yoruichi on the receiving end...
>>39927789where would she get that...
>>39927863Shhhhh....Don't dredge up the secrets of SS least ye invite ruin.....
>>39927789WELP pandering to the crowd and all that>request loggedalso since i forgot to mention it earlier>>39927589request logged
>>39927899Also what do you guys think of me taking a name to respond to requests, it might make it a little easier to spot but I don't want to be a cunt.
>>39927985Eh that one i feel like you'd have to ask King about
>>39927985to clarify:only at the end of the thread, to respond to requests,>>39928034i see what you mean i'll check the archive to see if he's brought it up
As a sidenote all requests will be run through my 3edgy5me and sicktwistedfuck filters, so sorry if you expect anything particularly dark or ...odd.
>>39928131Is it ok if the first thing thing that came to mind when you said odd was Yoruichi, wanting Riku to roleplay Rosa capturing her?
>>39928171That is very odd....Because i suspect Rosa didn't "Capture" people....One shot, One kill.....
>>39928171is that a request? because that passes both filters.
>>39928216YesIt's a request now anyway
>>39928233>request logged.Prepare for terrible acting!
>>39928259Tenkotsuki just silently judging us.
>>39928259And damsel-in-distress hilarity!
>>39928275Oh you have no idea, i'm going to write as being subtly pissed whenever Riku fails to dom.And yes both Yoru and Riku have dom personalities, there will be contests, and ambush's.
>>39928259>Rangiku see's us in the cosplay tying up and carrying Yoruichi somewhere>Riku:....I uh....I can explain this....
>>39928306Or worse Captain Unohana see us dressed up as Rosa
>>39928298>"How Wonderful on the bottom once again"
>>39928306>>39928333fuhuhuhuhu, good thing rangiku is relatively decent at hiding, the hilarity shall ensue>>39928361pretty much yeah.Yoru can be very damn sneaky when she want's to, never underestimate the element of surprise.
>>39928379>Yoru can be very damn sneaky when she want's to, never underestimate the element of surprise.AND THUS THE TRAP WAS SPRUNG! You forget, We know Utsusemi aswell....Also yes i know picture for ants