STRAYA QUEST BECAUSE A CUNT INSULTED AUSSIE BURGERSARCHIVE: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=boganLAST TIME: https://archive.moe/tg/thread/38482998/#38482998You're in English class, making what seems to be a successful attempt at hitting on the chick next to you, Jessica. She looks you up and down."I'll think about it", she says. You grin your head off.The bell rings at that, and you head out for morning tea (which is longer than lunch, the fuck is up with that?)>Head to the tuckshop>Hang out with Mel>Hang out with Gemma>Hang out with your mates>Other
>>39907618>Hang out with your matesOur rise to the top starts here. We need the support of our mates in order to take over.ALSO AMERICAN BURGERS ARE BEST BURGERS GET REKT
>>39907618>>Hang out with Mel
>>39907618>>Hang out with Gemma>Hang out with Gemma
>>39907661WAT U SAY M8 U WANNA FUKIN GO M8 I'LL FUKIN FITE U M8 AFTER SKOOL ILL FITE U ILL FUKIN BASH YA CUNT
>>39907618>Head to the tuck shop.
>>39907722WHO THE FUCK PUTS BEETROOT ON THEIR FUCKIN' BURGERS, M8? FUCKIN' SICK CUNTS, THAT'S WHO
>>39907618FOOKIN CUNTS THINK EY CAN ELL ME WHO TA HANG OUT WIF?!?!'EY CAN GET FUCKEDI 'EAR THERES SUM PAKI LOKKAS DOWN ON GEORGESBURN THOSE CUNTS THINK 'EY CAN COME INTA STRAYA LIKE THATE?EY NEED TO LEARN TA FUCK OFFCAUSE WE'RE FULLTEACHEM A LESSIN
>>39907751YEAH YAH FUCKIN RIGHT IM A SICK CUNT IM THE SICKEST CUNT HEREcant keep up with me cunt ill fuckin run ringarosie round ya fucko
>>39907618>Head to the tuckshop>Hang out with Mellet's chill with our GF
>>39907751Hold up. Do you mean sick as in mad or sick as in wrong?
>>39907618>Hang out with Gemma
You pull out your phone to text Melissa, your next door neighbour and current... girlfriend? "hey mel :) com meet at the tuckshop" you type.She sends you a quick "sure" as you're on the way there. You stand around by the line for the tuckshop, waiting for her. She rounds the corner."Hey Ross, what's going on?" she says as she comes within talking distance."Nothin' much," you reply. "Just school. Rather not be here."She gives you a hug. "Come on, Ross. Do it for me.""Fine, fine," you reply. The two of you hang out in the line, chatting about class and shit. The teacher finally lets you in to get your lunch.There's only a few things in the tuckshop that aren't ssoggy and shit, and that's the sushi (which you don't fucking like anyway, remember pearl harbour bitch) and the hot dogs. Unfortunately all the cheese hot dogs are sold out already.>Fuck it, get one without cheese>Don't get anything and see if you can bum one off one of your friends>otherhad shit to do
>>39908367>Fuck it, get one without cheese
>>39908367>>Fuck it, get one without cheese
fuck. dinner. back soon.
>>39909189doesn't helpt that I'm pretty crook right now tooback to writing
>>39908367>remember pearl harbour bitchThat's not very strayan, everyone I know cares a lot more about darwin than anything that happened to a bunch of damn yanks.
>>39907618>Straya quest is still alivefuck me cunt, how long have I been gone?
You grab a cheeseless hot dog and pay the $2 for it. Well, you're saving fifty cents for it at least. You and Mel head to the tables and get your food out. You take a bite of the hot dog. The bread is crumbly, like dust, and the sausage is cheap. The fifty cents includes sauce as well as cheese."This stuff is disgusting," you say around a mouthful of food."Then why did you buy it?""Hungry," you reply."You goof," Mel says, bumping you with her shoulder.You scarf down the rest of your hotdog, and chat with Mel for the rest of morning tea."How's your mum going?" Mel asks.You pause at that. "Not good, I guess. Hardly ever see her since she stays in her room all day, and when I do see her she looks doped out of her bloody mind.""That's not good," Mel says with concern."Well it's nothing you need to worry about," you say. "I can take care of myself, Nat takes care of the house, and it means mum isn't being a super bitch anyway. I'm just glad that she's not fucking with me anymore."Mel just looks on in pity, which pisses you off a bit. You didn't ask for fuckin' pity."What about your mum?" you ask, trying to steer the conversation away. "How's she doing?""Oh, she'll be at work still until next monday," Mel says."So you're alone at the house still?" you ask, a grin forming."Yeah, it's no big deal, you know I can take care of myself.""No, I mean," you start, clearly Mel missed the point.>You want me to come over after school?>You want me to come over right now?>Nah, never mind, there are other girls you want to check up on>Other
>>39909324not as long as it takes me to post!
>>39909436>You want me to come over after school?
>>39909436>>You want me to come over after school?
bloody hell, take too long to post and everyone fucking scarperswritin, I guess
>>39909436>You want to come?
"You want me to come over later?" you ask her, cocking an eyebrow."Want you to- oh, uh, really? After the last few days?""Yeah sure, if you're up to it," you tell her. "I mean, we can just hang out anyways, if that's what you want.""Fine, fine, we'll decide what to do when we get home," she says. "But I don't want to just fuck all afternoon again, alright?""Why not, it's fun?" you ask, leaning in close."Well there's plenty of other things we could be doing, right? I mean, it can't be all about sex, right?""Are you saying you're not enjoying getting fucked hard?" you say in a low voice."N-no, it's not that, it's just, ah, isn't it indecent? I mean, what if something happens?""Something like what?" you ask. This chick sure is naive."I dunno, like I get pregnant? O-or maybe I get addicted to sex, a-and become a nymphomaniac? I don't want to be a slut like all the other girls." She's beginning to look a bit upset.>Reassure her. "None of that will happen y'know. Sex is totally natural, especially for teenagers like us. I mean, aren't you horny?">Push her further. "I'd love to turn you into a nymphomaniac.">Other
>>39909511Cunt, I'm having a really hard time figuring out if you're actually a bogan with no experience at QMing, or if you're amazingly dedicated rollplayer whose just way too fucking busy.You know what, I don't think I give a fuck either way.
>>39909613>Reassure her. "None of that will happen y'know. Sex is totally natural, especially for teenagers like us. I mean, aren't you horny?"
>>39909613>>Reassure her. "None of that will happen y'know. Sex is totally natural, especially for teenagers like us. I mean, aren't you horny?"Nobody gets addicted to sex outside of really weird porn. It's purely up to you who much of a kick you get out of it.
>>39909613>>Reassure her. "None of that will happen y'know. Sex is totally natural, especially for teenagers like us. I mean, aren't you horny?"the other sluts can be nymphos, our GF is a cutie
>>39909617whazzat about no experience, cunt?I've done a bunch of quests. They're pretty average though
>>39909623>outside of really weird pornwhat are you reading, mate, and is it the same thing I am?
>>39909613>>Reassure her. "None of that will happen y'know. Sex is totally natural, especially for teenagers like us. I mean, aren't you horny?"
>>39909635Look all I'm saying is that the smut in this quest has a long fucking way to go before it qualifies as being 'really weird' on /tg/, and I haven't seen characters in fiction develop crippling addictions to the D or V outside of weird porn.
>>39907877THEN THE TERMS SHIT-CUNT 'YA FUCKIN' BOAT-PERSON
>>get cucked by a big kiwi boy with aussie neetbucks
writing>>39909710go home kiwi, go protect your deck from fesh n cheps
>>39909729sorry m8 um too buzzy rillin ur mum
"None of that actually happens, you know? Fucking is totally normal, especially for teens like us. I mean," you lean in closer to whisper. "Aren't you a little bit horny? I know I am." You pull back, and she's actually blushing."N-not at all," she says. "Anyway, it's time for class, so let's go, alright?""I'll see you later then," you say, bringing her in for a quick kiss. She starts to get into it, before coming back to her senses."Not here Ross!" Mel says. "I don't want to get in trouble."You just grin as you wave her off.- - - - -Not a great place to end it at all, but I'm crook and tired. We'll probably continue this another time soon compared to my other quests, seeing as this one requires hardly any prep.Twitter is https://twitter.com/SaSentinelsarchive is in OPhave a good one guys, I'll see you round
>>39909994thanks for running cunt
>>39909994Later cunt, get well soon.
>>39909994Thanks for the thread.