You are Ur'shal, Chieftain of the Stonetusk Clan and Warlord of the Wastes. Your scouting trip to the caverns beneath your camp has had its ups and downs, you found plenty of loot, getting to turn over an abandoned dwarven trading post nearby, but you also spent far more time than you liked being chased off by the things lurking down there.The Kulakin are the first problem. While they don't seem to like getting near the river, they obviously managed to overcome that dislike long enough to slaughter all the dwarves, so you can't rely on that to ward them off forever. They are nowhere near as tough as your warriors, but you know very well that trying to push through their cramped tunnels weathering ambushes would cut into your limited numbers very quickly.The other problem is the rotting corpse which has taken up residence in the trading post's living quarters. It hasn't left its fetid lair, but you know too little about what the thing is capable of to be comforted by that.On the plus side, you did meet one being down there who didn't attack you on sight, the river fey Vaki, whom you managed to organize some profitable trades with. Very profitable. She doesn't seem eager to follow through with your latest one until you wash the filth off from the living quarters though.>Continue trading with Vaki (what for what?)>Wash off in the river and 'trade' with Vaki>Leave it for now, go question Ku'zag about the things down here>Leave it for now, go gather reinforcements
>>39868640Links:>Character Bios: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R9snecj2CMMLcA_gFlvUnqPKKrFJDhMUGmWYcCc0qjk/edit?usp=sharing>Character Sheets: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16HQFIGCToR2Vv5N2jg_Za9oWs1OMByzQ5ReJSiZFdME/edit?pli=1>Setting Info: http://pastebin.com/aRt0MR72>Twitter: https://twitter.com/BrightTegu>Ask: http://ask.fm/BrightTegu>Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Orc%20Warlord
pastebins when?>>39868640>Leave for now, explore a bit more, and wash off in the meanwhileWe'll be back, Vaki, wait for us.>>39868647>new mapNICE!
Bear in mind that the map is based on a combination of what your clan knows about, and what you gleaned from very old dwarven maps, so it may not be 100% accurate or list everything.
It's 12am and I'm about to go to bed, why do you do this too me.
>>39868640>Wash off in the river and 'trade' with Vaki
To make sure, we said our deal of shinies+mating would be for information, right?
>>39868690Because that's how I get myself off, anon.
>>39868710You're a monster.
>>39868717And am I understanding it right that Vaki would probably have agreed to mating even outside of a trade?
>>39868737Who knows, Vaki is a fey Ur met all of ten minutes ago.
>>39868737I suppose that would depend if Fey become addicted to orcs like others do.
>>39868640>Continue trading with Vaki (runic shell)>Wash off in the river and 'trade' with Vaki
>>39868647the Jade priotectorate would not happen to be a China expy would it?
>So can rivers be used for fast travel?>That is a pretty popular use of rivers.>Of course your clan will need to figure out how to into boats to make use of it.
Once we get to playing with Vaki, I want to make some bets with her.First of all, if we don't manage to impress her with our size, then we kill the Rotten Man for her for free.If Ur impresses her with the Ur D, then the other wager comes into effect, and if he can satisfy her, then she will be loyal to him, if he can't, then he'll kill the Rotten Man for free.Then, if he managed to satisfy her beyond all expectations, he kills the Rotten Man for her, and she becomes loyal to him and agrees to bear his children if he wishes, if he can't manage this he'll kill the Rotten Man, and kill a lot of those mole man things(I assume those are Kulaki).I'm not sure about the last part, might be more preferable to have Vaki become Ur'shal's willingly or something.>>39868791The runic shell is a good point, probably a Kulaki thing, but even if not, good to show to Ku'zag.
>>39868792Not exactly. They just have a lot of jade there.The dwarven maps listed it as the Jadite Tribal Lands, but according to Ku'zag the Jadite tribes got their shit together in the past few centuries.
>>39868821Also, reminder that>>Vika likes trading. Would she maybe be interested in bets?>You could always ask. Fey in general do like wagers, though.
>>39868832>>39868821Possible?so did you actually prewrite it this time?
>>39868855May well be.I never prewrite anything, because I like to try to take into account things people say in the thread when writing it.
>>39868832Do we even know if the wall is still heavily guarded? Has anyone been to check it out?
>>Did we please the milf goddess?>You sure didBut Y'zagya Zoka likes Orcish dominance and supremacy, so would she be more pleased if we dom her or something?Was she pleased especially because Ur learned that he can take females without damaging them by taking a route other than fighting/violence when they aren't enslaved?
>>39868873I have brought up the option to check the wall several times since the quest started, and it has never won, so no.
>>39868873We don't want to check it out unless we're fairly strong, to not grab enemies' attention.I doubt it's really guarded, since it's probably considered impossible to break through and they probably think Orcs are as good as dead, since we're in the Wastes.But oh how wrong they are on both of those things.
>>39868874You do know she likes it a lot when orcs fuck non-orcs right?
>>39868905Yes, but remember that the domains she took over when she became a god were Fertility and Dominance.The reason she likes orcs raping nonorcs is that it established Orcish Dominance.She doesn't generally like female orcs fucking nonorcs because nonorcs are usually weaker, and the females could instead be pumping out more pure orcs for the good of orckind.
Why haven't the anons in here who have yet to vote done so?
>>39868640>>Leave it for now, go question Ku'zag about the things down here
>>39868938 no clue, must be lurkers.
>>39868640>Wash off in the river and 'trade' with VakiHope I'm not late.
Writing.>>39868995Nope, just in time.
>>39868971Since the IP counter shows them, they have posted in the thread.>>39868960I really think this would be smarter, who knows how good an idea of fucking a fey is.Plus, it's more polite not to wash off in Vaki's river, Lordy has stated this.
>>39869005She was cool with it as long as we did it down stream.
>>39869022She would prefer we do it downstream, doesn't mean it doesn't bother her, just that it bothers her less.
Shame it's probably not a good idea to get a blowjob from Vaki, limits the possibilities a bit.
>>39869064I i can see a man get a blowjob from a horse, than i can also see us getting a blow job from Vika.
>>39869150I don't even want to know man
>>39869155I didn't either, but all i can say is that fucker trained that horse good.
You head down to near the tunnel, leaving the fey behind and stepping into the shallows, stripping off to bathe at the edge of the river, tossing your clothes to Ashuris to hold on to rather than dumping them on the waterlogged ground. Your weapons you keep nearby, you aren't that foolish.Your warriors keep an eye out for Kulakin as you scrub yourself, which takes a frustratingly long time. The filth of the living quarters clings to you like it has a will of its own, and when the last of it is scoured from your skin, you feel an oppressive weight lifting that you hadn't noticed until now.“You done, all clean? Poison goes downstream, not pollutes Vaki's home,” a voice calls from the water, and you spot the top of Vaki's head breaking the surface, staring at you with her large, dark eyes from the gloomy waters.“Yeah, I'm done,” You grunt.Vaki giggles, staring at your nude form. “It's so big, why is it so big? Vaki never saw one that big before. Are all you green men that big?”You smirk, shrugging. “Orcs are the biggest, and me, I'm big even for an orc.”“Trade time,” Vaki chirps, lunging out of the water and grabbing you by the arm with surprising force for a creature of her size.“Vaki can't wait,” she giggles, wrenching you forward in her enthusiasm.Towards the river.Fuck.>Try to talk her out of it>Use your strength to resist>Grab your weapon and attack>>39869150Didn't someone once post a story on /tg/ about working at a ranch, and some guy snuck in one night, tried to stick his dick in a horses' mouth, and got his balls bitten off?
>>39869167No dick rick or something
Can we keep Ur's size a surprise for Vaki until it's dramatically appropriate once the lewdness has begun?Especially if we do that wager idea.>tfw Ur comes to play with Vaki every few days>tfw they do it in the river every time>tfw Ur's fluids are washed away with the river>tfw every female downstream becomes addicted>tfw once he begins to explore downwards, all females throw themselves at him>>39869167Ah, well, I guess that's that then.>>39869167Why do we not want to fuck in the river? Would we drown?Regardless>use strength to resist and talk her out of itAsk her to go in the shallows or something if we must, since we don't have gills.
>>39869167>Try to talk her out of itTell her we can't breathe underwater yet.>>39869167>Didn't someone once post a story on /tg/ about working at a ranch, and some guy snuck in one night, tried to stick his dick in a horses' mouth, and got his balls bitten off?Yeah there is that story, but the one i'm talking about is on video.
>>39869196>Why do we not want to fuck in the river? Would we drown?Ur can't breathe underwater, or swim.
>>39869167>Try to talk her out of it>Use your strength to resistTell her we are gonna fuck our own way, at least until we can breathe underwater.
>>39869199>Tell her we can't breathe underwater yet.>yetThat's the the attitude I like, anon!Keep it up, and you'll make it far, I know it!
>>39869167>Try to talk her out of it
>>39869167>Try to talk her out of it>Use your strength to resisttell her shallows/cant breathe under water or just pick her up and start while we are here in the shallows.
>>39869227Its a possible boon we can get from the crazy old orc god.
>tfw Vaki grants Ur the ability to breathe underwater just because she really can't wait to mate and she likes doing it underwater moreUnfortunately, that's probably not something she can just do. Maybe make it a trade for fucking in the river, but eh, I think it's unlikely.
>>39869210Can we throw in some bets?
>>39869245You mean Skor'oz Zik?>>39869252Plus, if we can get it as part of a boon, then I'd rather get something we can't otherwise get.
So, uh, is Vaki what you would call a nymph/siren, or are those different, actual things, and Vaki is a sort of unique thing that just sort of appeared one day without precedent?
>>39869302Check the ask page out, warlord goes on about fey in there.
>>39869210Cute swimming lessons from Vaki when?
>>39869302Sirens are an actual biological species, Vaki is a fey, who would probably classify as a kind of river nymph, though fey classifications tend to be very vague things.She would have just sort of appeared one day though, yes, that's how fey happen.
>>39869316I know, but I don't think he's said whether Vaki is one of those previously specified to exist types of fey or not.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>39869341
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>39869341
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>39869341Speech or Strength? New if this fails?
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>39869341
>fail roll, drown in riverNever trust the Fey
>>39869397>Here lies Ur'shal, Warlord of the Wastes>He tried to get his dick wet>He succeededor>He died the way he lived>Getting his dick wetOnce we fail a dangerous roll against the Lamias/Nagas>He died the way he lived>Getting tail
>>39869420a true orc hero
>>39869397Can you imagine the shitstorm when the Lieutenant learn how Ur died?At one point one of them will go "shame he couldn't use his dick as a snorkel"
>>39869445Well one of our gods died while sucking mean dick.
>>39869456I don't that's true, anon.If you're talking about Y'zagya Zoka, she died from a heart attack while watching over an orgy, I don't think she was in the middle of blowing someone.
>>39869468No i think she was in the middle of sucking dick, and getting fucked in her old age.
“Vaki,” you growl.“Come on, come on, hurry,” the fey chirps, still pulling at you.While you are stronger than her, she is by no means weak, and caught unaware on slippery ground you find yourself stumbling in her grasp. Just when you think you are about to tumble face-first into the dark river, you manage to plant your foot against a rocky outcrop.“Enough Vaki, I can't breathe in the water, we can mate out here,” you grunt, bringing your strength to bear from your newfound position of stability and pulling the fey up out of the water.“Huh, you can't?” Vaki asks, cocking her head, staring up at you, her hands still clinging to your forearm.“No, Vaki. Orcs can't breathe water.”“So just don't breathe then, silly,” the fey giggles, tugging at your arm again.“Doesn't work that way,” you sigh. No longer caught unaware, Vaki makes no progress in tugging you towards the river, and gives up after a few seconds.“No-one Vaki meets can breathe water. No-one even wants to try. Vaki has been breathing water for a long, long time, it's easy.”“Maybe someday, Vaki. For now, if you want to mate, we're going to have to do it up here,” you grunt, bringing an arm round behind Vaki's back and pulling her forward against you.The feeling of her cool, slick skin against you is odd, but not unpleasant. You feel yourself starting to harden as the fey rubs up against you with a giggle, your rod slipping across her flat stomach.>”How about a wager?” (write-in)>Just give her the D
>>39869493>Just give her the D
>>39869493>>”How about a wager?”See if she's interested first.
>>39869493>>Just give her the D
>>39869493>>”How about a wager?”>If I satisfy you beyond your expectations/how well you've been satisfied in the past, I will kill the Rotten Man, and you become mine/my slave(or just becomes loyal, not sure how to phrase it).>If I can't, I'll kill the Rotten Man for you, for free.
>>39869572Throw in a couple more shinies if we lose as well.
>>39869493What sort of wager is even possibly in this case? Would we roll for it, or do you just decide if we'd win or not?>>39869572Isn't that a bit unbalanced?
>>39869572This is not a good wager
>>39869572That's a shit deal for her.
>>39869606Isn't that the point?>>39869615>>39869612I think it's a good deal for Ur'shal, to be honest. What would you say is a good wager? Info if we win, Rotten Man killed if not?I don't see why Ur'shal wouldn't want to make a bet in his own favor.How about just make her promise not to lie/backstab us and listen to what we say, then?
>>39869493Lordy, you should probably throw in some possible wagers yourself, to give an idea of what sort of thing is workable.
>>39869640Eh. just let her keep asking us for more sessions, no need for a wager, and we can ask in future if needed.
>>39869640with fey you make a fair wager or they try to kill you
>>39868905>Y'zagya Zoka also has a more martial aspect, praising the taking of slaves and Orcish DOMINANCE over the women of other races.>>39869670I think securing her not backstabbing us is pretty important.>>39869676Or she could just say no.We don't actually know how Fey work in this setting, I doubt it's entirely the way you think.
>>39869687She has no reason to. Literally no reason. We die, she loses the best dickings of her immortal life.
Seems like there isn't much support for wagers.So just a straight up dicking for now.You can always wager things later.Writing.
>>39869712>Who knows, dealing with fey always carries some degree of unpredictability though.
>>39869731Aww, less likely we'd be wager on sex later, since we can't do the whole "can I or can't I satisfy/impress you" which is the most obvious one.Ah well.
>>39869737Well, we can easily lay down some ground rules for more dickings in future. Don't need it to be a wager.
>>39869755>mortal>making a contract that fey can't break without breakingFey logic, not even once.Well, maybe once.Okay, maybe a couple times.
>>39869731I've been waiting almost an entire week for this.
Are Vaki's gills erogenous zones?
>>39870020Are your nostrils?
>>39870043Oh god yes.
Okay, here's what we do.We gather the ones under Slaggyr's spell, and straight up tell them what's up.Tell them how this is dangerous to us, so we have an idea of how to solve this which doesn't involve putting them at loss of sensory capabilities or death.We're sending them to a different camp, farther away from Slaggyr, with some orcs that don't have the spell on them, so they won't get sensitive information, and the clan will be able to control a larger area.Once we kill Slaggyr, this won't be necessary anymore, and we'll decide what to do then.We'll keep in contact through couriers, or Vultures.Maybe we should do that after we do some business in the south, so we can put the new camp between our current one and the forest, I don't want to put them close to abyssal shit.
>nearly 50 minutesEither Lordy is not in a good mood for writing smut today, he had to do something, or this scene is turning out better/longer than expected.>>39869731Are you surprised/disappointed we didn't make a wager?
>>39870403>thinking Warlord is ever quick with his smutt.this probably gonna be 3 post long instead of the usual two.
>>39870417That's why I said longer than expected.Lately he's been able to churn out a smut scene in half an hour or so.Also, what the fuck captcha, that's a creepy ass picture of a doll face.
“You washed off the rotten man smell, you smell nice now,” Vaki purrs, dragging her long tongue across your pec, a slight sting as her pointed teeth catch the skin.“Really nice, taste nice too,” she moans, staring up at you, a trickle of blood on her chin from where her teeth jabbed you.Not entirely sure that you want Vaki developing a taste for you in that way, you push her back gently, just enough to admire her lithe, glistening body, the dark, almost black nipples of her palm-sized breasts poking out with arousal.You're not sure you could get a good enough grip on the slippery fey to lift her, so instead you lower her to the rocky ground of the riverside, Vaki apparently unconcerned by the stony ground under her back. The river laps against your side as you kneel down in front of her, running a large hand up the bluish-grey skin of her long, smooth thigh.“Come on, come on,” Vaki chirps, breaking into a wide, toothy grin. She arches her back and raises her hips, trying to scoot towards your throbbing erection, but you smirk, pressing a hand against her hip and inching forwards. Instead of thrusting into the fey, letting your cock slide over her eager pussy, and hear a satisfying pip as the head brushes over her swollen button.“What's the rush, Vaki?” you grin, one hand rubbing the fey's thigh, the other sliding up across her body, over her flat stomach, up to her breasts. Not the biggest of your women, but they feet comfortably into your palm. Vaki gives a quiet moan as you roll the nipple under your hand, catching it between thumb and forefinger and giving a light pinch. The fey reacts well, one dark eye closing, a sound of pleasure deep in her throat.(cont)
>>39870479You let your hand slide up over her shoulder, brushing up her neck, and Vaki lets out a sudden laugh as your hands slip over her gills.“Tickles, stop it,” she giggles, slick body writhing in your grip, her breath quickening as her movements rub the underside of your shaft against her clit.You smirk, bringing a hand up to her cheek, cupping the side of her face. The fey's half-lidded eyes open to regard to curiously, dark and shining.You keep your eyes locked on hers as you shift your hips back, your hand slipping from Vaki's hips to line yourself up, spreading her lower lips with your fingers as you press forwards, feeling the warmth of her arousal radiating from her depths.“You an I, Vaki, are going to do a lot of trading from now on,” you grin.Vaki nuzzles against your hand, her sharp teeth nipping at the flesh of your palm. You push forwards, into her folds, the heat of the fey's insides a stark contrast from her cool skin as her body swallows your length.She looses her grip on your hand, mouth wide as she lets out a high-pitched cry. You smirk, watching the fey's expression grow dreamy as you push deeper and deeper, her slim body welcoming you despite your size, her walls gripping you hungrily.You start to drag yourself back out, a slow process, Vaki's body seeming reluctant to let you go. The fey lets out a quiet, whining “nooo” as you pull all the way back to the head, just barely inside of her, and you feel Vaki clamp down around you.(cont)
>>39870493You stay like that for a few seconds, Vaki's eyes opening a crack, her hips writhing against you, trying to push herself further inside, but this time her water-slicked skin works against her, as the fey fails to find purchase on the riverside stone.“Quit teasing Vaki, put it back in or Vaki will bite you,” the fey moans, and true to her warning her pointed teeth clamp lightly around your hand once more.You smirk, gripping onto her waist as best you can with your other hand and pushing back into her, faster, deeper.“How is it, Vaki?” you grin, picking up a steady pace as Vaki wraps her legs around your waist as far as she can, and the two of you work together, driving your cock as deep as it can go into the fey's lithe body, heavy balls slapping against her athletic rear with every thrust.“Niiice, good trade, Ur'shal of the Stonetusk Clan is a good trader,” Vaki moans. Her teeth have left your hand, and now she seems more content to nuzzle against your palm, her long tongue lapping at the pinprick wounds she left in your skin.The clapping of flesh on flesh echoes down the dark tunnels, mingling with the sounds of running water and the melodic cries of the river fey. With a howl of pleasure, the fey clamps down around you tighter still, your thrusts pushing her over the edge to a shuddering, screaming peak.You smirk, pressing through the throes of her passion, slamming into her still-sensitive body. Her hands come up to hold the back of yours as it rests on her cheek, her nails digging into the skin as she buries her face beneath it, screaming another orgasm into your palm.(cont)
>>39870506You feel your own release coming, and with a grunt you pick up the pace, hammering into the fey's depths with a final burst of energy. You feel your balls tighten as you slam down to the hilt, balls pressed against her writhing ass, pumping a thick, heavy load deep inside of her. You don't know much about fey, but if they work anything like mortals, there's no way she won't be pregnant after that.“Best... trade... ever,” the fey mumbles, a drunken slur in her voice as she lets her legs slip from your back, slumping to the ground.You grin, pulling back out of her slowly, another shudder running through her body as the head slips loose of her depths, followed by a slow trickle of thick, orcish seed.“Are you done?” Ashuris sighs, as you pick yourself up, glancing from the blissful fey to the rest of your group.Ashuris' cheeks are flushed, the sights, sounds and smells of your mating having obviously gotten to the ogress, and from the looks on the faces of the rest of your pack, you can tell their minds are more on finding something of their own to bury their cocks in than fighting right now.>Ask Vaki to make good on her trade for information now (what do you ask?)>Leave Vaki for now, head back up to the camp to talk to Ku'zag>Suggest to Vaki that she joins your harem>More trades with Vaki (what for what?)
All those typos I only noticed after posting. Goddamnit!
>>39870520>Suggest to Vaki that she joins your harem
>>39870520>Ask Vaki to make good on her trade for information now (what do you ask?)Just a tidbit for now, we can ask harem later, it might be problematic without forward planning.Ask were the mole rat folks have their main lair, and if there is a fast way into the center.We will have to deal with them eventually, and all we really need to do is kill the leadership.
>>39870520>>Leave Vaki for now, head back up to the camp to talk to Ku'zagWe'll be back in a bit after we talk to Ku'zag, once Vaki recovers as well, and let our orcs fuck some slaves on the surface, maybe get a different squad to follow us, maybe fuck Ashuris.
>Jade protectorate down at the bottom of the new map.Is that where we get !Asians from?
>>39870520>Leave Vaki for now, head back up to the camp to talk to Ku'zag>>Suggest to Vaki that she joins your haremAsk her and tell her we will give her time to think.>>More trades with Vaki (runic shell)
>>39870580I'm pretty sure the inhabitants of that place are elves.
>>39870520Can she tell us the location of the mole people, the layout of the river, and anything that we should know about in the river.
>>39870580Nope, Jade protectorate actually isn't asians.There are asians around though. Rest assured you will get to defile a pure asian waifu sooner or later, this I swear on my honor as a QM.
>>39870604Also if the Kulaki are fey, ask if she has any magic and what it is, is she bound to the river or something, the usual.Don't forget to trade for the runic shell.For now though, tell her we'll be back in a bit, let her recover and get her mind together while we talk to Ku'zag and get a different squad with us.
>>39870623Ahh, excellent, what would a harem be without defiled and possibly mind broken Asian breeding slaves?
>>39870520>More trades with Vaki (what for what?)Runic Shell For Coin>Suggest to Vaki that she joins your harem
>>39870651>possibly mind brokenDepending on your definition of mindbreak, that's either a definite yes, or a definite no.
>>39870520>>Leave Vaki for now, head back up to the camp to talk to Ku'zag
I'm conflicted.If we want her to join th harem, now might be the best time to ask, since she's still high on her orgasms.But I'm not sure if getting her in the harem is a good idea, or if it'd even work, I don't really want her to leave the river, feels like she belongs here.
Maybe the cuck wizard knows a water breathing spell too.>Give Vaki a kiss>Ask her for info, state that you will kill the rotten man anyway. Make mention of your harem above ground to test the waters
>>39870721The river could run for hundreds of miles, or she could just require fresh water.We have plenty of time to test her range. Bringing her into the harem is probably a bad idea due to how she perceives others. Until she is taught how mortals act and behave. We don't want another "he was trying to eat me" moment.By the by: great upside of the molerat folks, we can use them as a continuous supply of sacrifices for the ogresses.
>>39870789Kiss should've been done while still inside her, seems awkward now.
We'll probably want to rotate the orcs, these men lug up all our current gold, loot, and weapons to rest and fuck afterwards while we gather orcs to fight/capture Kulakin and the rotten man (probably another stash of weapons in the living quarters somewhere too)
>>39870800>he was trying to eat meWhat was this again?
>>39870820Don't forget to talk to Ku'zag about Vaki and the Rotten Man.
>>39870818Could give her one on the forehead
>>39870828One of the dwarves did try to rape her, and got his throat slashed for it. Maybe he meant that?
>>39870828One of the dwarves tried to rape her hundreds of years ago. She saw it as him trying to eat her.Ended up slitting his throat while he was taking a piss.Was in the dead dwarves journal.
>>39870800>we can use them as a continuous supply of sacrifices for the ogresses.Noice, if they can be captured reliably.
>>39870840Same problem, awkward as fuck maybe, but a bit better I guess, though then we're kind of treating her like a child even though she's hundreds of years old.I'm the one who suggested kissing Tessie on the forehead in NOQ by the way.>>39870862Where was it said she thought he was trying to eat her?
>Rest assured the rewards are coming for your battle with the Tonguerippers, indeed some of them might already be underway.Lordy, does this means some blessings aren't applied immediately and take time to come into effect?>tfw still haven't open Dra'koz's chest
>>39870520>>Suggest to Vaki that she joins your harem
>>39870868Could be a chance to try beating a tribe into submission. We'll want clubs and nets. Shame the Rockbrutes are bugged they were the slavers
>>39870906>>tfw still haven't open Dra'koz's chestI swear, if it turns out the chat has anti-abyssal and anti-Slaggyr-spying-magic stuff in it, I'm going to scream, because that shit would have been useful in the Tongueripper battle.>>39870977Yeah, I'm thinking either dominate their shaman's mind with the coven, or have them be our vassal tribe, they're allowed to continue existing and living, as long as they mine us stuff and do what we tell them to....>>39870826How long would an orc need to be to fuck a female Kulaki?
>>39870977well if its naked mole rats, we just need to dom the queen.Problem is getting close to her, and she will be BIG compared to the warriors.
>>39871009>chatchest*>how longHow drunk*Fuck, I can't type for shit today. Might also be a bit tipsy to be honest.
>>39871009...That's brilliant! Turn their own leaders into being subservient to us. Just need to capture it since Ashuris had problems seeing that far down because of the shamans powers
“Start bringing the loot up to the surface, when you're done, go get some rest and find some slaves to fuck, you've earned it,” you call to your warriors, who start shifting the chests of gold and weapons at an impressive speed with that motivation.While they get to work, you redress yourself, looking down at the fey, still flat on her back by the riverside, the seed dribbling out between her legs being picked up and washed away by the river. Vaki grins up at you as she sees you looking.“Trade time, Vaki, I think you owe me some information,” you grin.Vaki waves a hand lazily in the air. “Vaki will tell you anything, Ur'shal of the Stonetusk Clan earned it.”“The Kulakin, do you know where they have their nest?”Vaki stretches out an arm, point in the direction of the tunnel you were ambushed in.“That way, and another way past the dwarf place. Vaki never went that far after them though, just catch the ones who come near the riverside, stick them with Vaki's spear and drag them under. Taste's not so bad once you get used to it.”You frown, not exactly helpful.“So you don't know a quick way there?”“Vaki doesn't.”“Is there anything you can tell me about the river?”Vaki shrugs, slipping two fingers between her legs, staring curiously at a strand of cum sticking to them as she draws them away.“Vaki knows all the kinds of fish in the river, Vaki knows about all the things that live by the river, Vaki knows about all the things that fall into the river, Vaki knows lots of stuff about the river.”The fey giggles, spreading the fingers apart and watching the cum slide slowly down to her palm.“Vaki, do you have magic? Are you bound to this river?”“Magic? What's that?” the fey asks, staring at you blankly.“Spells, sorcery, you know, magic,” you grunt.(cont)
>>39871155Vaki continues to give you a blank look. “Vaki just does what Vaki does. Vaki likes the river, Vaki has always been in the river. Vaki likes it here, it's wet and dark and has all the fish Vaki could ever want.”“So you could leave the river if you wanted?”“Vaki could.”“Tell me Vaki, would you like to come join my harem?”Vaki sits up slowly, the cum on her hand forgotten as she picks herself up.“What's a harem?”“It means you would be one of my women, that we could mate a lot, and you wouldn't have to trade for it.”Vaki rocks on her heels, making a humming sound in the back of her throat.“...but Vaki would have to leave the river, right?”“Not all the time, but you might have to sometimes,” you admit.“Ur'shal of the Stonetusk Clan is a tricky one. Vaki does like mating with you a lot, but Vaki likes her river too. Why can't Vaki stay here and you come mate with Vaki anyway?”“Sometimes I have to move around, Vaki, I would only be able to mate with you while I'm by the river,” you explain, Vaki stopping her rocking.“Vaki likes her river. Vaki thinks she likes Ur'shal of the Stonetusk Clan too, but Vaki likes her river. If Vaki refuses, will Ur'shal of the Stonetusk Clan stop trading with Vaki and mating with Vaki?”>Yes>NoRest assured, I am going to reach the other stuff people voted for in the previous post, just putting this in halfway.
>>39871172>>NoBut it will be significantly less often, and we would like to take care of her and have her bear our children.
>>39871172>>39871209What this guy said, tell her no but try and persuade her. Could we roll Warlord?
>>39871172>>Noand kiss her
>>39868647Blue are the underground rivers?
>>39871172>NoBut pursaude her, and also mention that we might see other rivers and maybe lakes.
Add in that she doesn't have to decide right now anyway, we can wait some time, and she can keep trying out mating with us meanwhile.
>>39871255They are, that is the underground river network and the little huts along it are trade posts according to the dwarven maps you found.
>>39871172>No>Cuddle urges rising
Don't forget to mention that she should tell us about any children that are conceived.
>>39871209>>39871267Oo, tell her that! Offer to show her new bodies of water, faraway from the poison. We do plan on expanding south
>>39871172>NoNot for a few years, but my clan will be moving eventually.
>>39871280And what are those castle things at the ends of the rivers?dwarf cities?
Add in that we don't really know, we might have to move eventually, but even then we'll try to come back eventually, though we can't promise anything.>>39871267I don't want to let her play in unknown bodies of water unless she has some real strong magic.
Writing.>>39871367Apparently so, although according to Ashuris there hasn't been any dwarves this far west in a long, long time, so either the dwarves are keeping a very low profile or the cities are in similar condition to the trading post.
>>39871267I don't think she just cares about the water, this river is special to her, this is where she was born and where she spent at least a couple centuries.
>>39871407>similar condition to the trading postSo perfect for some easy orcish looting?Are you adding in that she doesn't have to decide right now?Also that being a haremette comes with some responsibilities, like being loyal and doing what Ur says, although we probably wouldn't ask something unreasonable or cruel of her just for the heck of it?
>>39871423We could always come back some time, these rivers could be useful, we could move around with out our enemies knowing.Maybe we could make some boats.
Oops, meant to say: >Roll 1d20
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>39871462
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>39871462
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>39871462
>>39871458Well, I don't think she has the same role as our slaves, she joined willingly.Maybe our shaman can tell us something about her.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>39871462rollin'
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>39871460We could get pretty close to Slaggyr undetected, assuming he doesn't know about this Dwarven trade path.AND ASSUMING WE DIDN'T TAKE ANY ORCS SLAGGYR CAN SEE THROUGH DOWN HERE WITH USAlso don't reveal the path to anyone infected or someone who could blab about it.>>39871462>>39871490I don't think that will be enough.>>39871496Sure, but being a slave still means she is ours, and it's assumed she'd follow at least most of what we say.
>>39871514I forget, is it best of 3 or best of 5?
>>39871490Look at what you did, tripfag, had you not posted, we could've convinced her with >>39871514 for sure.Not like I really care that much, as I said, she doesn't have to decide right now, she can always join later on, since it's not something she can just leave if she wants.
>>39871516But she isn't a slave.
>>39871526Best of 3, always has been.I'm happy there's no critfails, but sometimes I kinda wish we could have crit successes.>dat triple nat20 for Ash
>>39871543>part of orcish society>Ur'shal fucks her regularly and has exclusive rights to her>not an orcThat's a slave, anon.Now of course, slave doesn't mean she's worthless or treated badly, but she's still a slave.Unless you just want to make it like a business partnership or something.
>>39871538Usually I get pretty great rolls with my trip on, though I'm starting to think I'm on a losing streak of late.
>>39871579Unless you chain her up, i doubt making her a slave would be beneficial for us. Would just have to put up with her having free movement, some base rules and checking for magic when she comes and goes.
>>39871579>trying to make a fae your slaveWhat are you, stupid?
“No, we can still mate and trade, but someday I might need to move. If you come with me, I can show you new rivers, lakes, all kinds of things.”Vaki shakes her head. “Vaki isn't sure, Vaki can't just leave her river just like that.”You shrug. “You don't need to decide yet Vaki. I'm not going anywhere any time soon. We can still mate and trade for as long as I'm here, and if you decide you want to join later, you can ask.”Vaki giggles, a wide grin back on her face.“Vaki will decide later. You want do to more trades, Ur'shal of the Stonetusk Clan?”“How about some more shiny things for that seashell you showed me before?”Vaki cocks her head, a momentary pause as she tries to recall what you're talking about, then in one fluid motion, she disappears into the river. Re-emerging a minute later clutching the shell.You hand her another elvish ornament, which she takes gingerly, grinning as she holds it up to admire it from all angles, passing you the rune-covered shell.The shell seems to buzz in your hands, almost imperceptibly, but you can feel it, a strange current running up your arm from the sensation, fogging your senses. You frown, putting the shell into a bag, not sure what would happen if you kept holding it for too long.“Come back soon, Ur'shal of the Stonetusk Clan. Vaki will be waiting. Vaki wants to mate and trade more and more,” the fey giggles, and before you can even respond, she slips back into the water and vanishes beneath the surface.(cont)
>>39871705With that done, you start the walk back up the tunnel, your warriors lugging the last of the loot with them, to a collection of curious faces at the top as your warriors cluster round to look at the pile stacked up by the entranceway.You have it taken to one of the huts you've been using for storage, you can figure out what to do with all this shiny junk later. It seems Zo'rok still isn't back yet, so either Or'kaz went a long way, or something went wrong, you're hoping the former.>Go check on the chest from Dra'koz's tent>Go see Ku'zag
>>39871726>Go see Ku'zag
>>39871726>Go check on the chest from Dra'koz's tent
>>39871726>Go see Ku'zagThen>Go check on the chest from Dra'koz's tent
>>39871726>>Go check on the chest from Dra'koz's tentAfterwards we can talk to Ku'zag, about both the stuff in the chest and the stuff underground.Did you have Vaki/undergroundriver planned out before we even mentioned the coven searching for water underground?
>>39871786Vaguely, though the finer details were hammered out after you all started talking about it.
>>39871726>>Go check on the chest from Dra'koz's tent
I'm sure we could teach Vaki some magic eventually, fey have incredibly high magic affinity after all, being made of pure magical power.I guess probably something water related is the most obvious.
>>39871807Did you expect us to fuck her?Also pastebin when?
>>39871955>Did you expect us to fuck her?Is this supposed to be a serious question?
>>39871955>Did you expect us to fuck her?I expect you to fuck anything at least slightly attractive.
>>39871955>Did you expect us to fuck her?Did you expect us to NOT fuck her ?
>>39872005And seeing that we have a fugly cursed female ogre as a slave, probably things that aren't at all attractive as well.
>>39872005He's learning, lads!
>>39871933Depending on her power, she could cause the wastes to turn into grasslands. Might have to redirect a few rivers though.
>>39872077>grasslands with plenty of plants and animals bordering the Deep Wastes, the motherload of Abyss infestationI don't even want to think about what that could cause.I'm scared of the Western parts of the forest ;_;
>>39872126It would make our population able to explode in numbers. Right now we have to cover vast stretches of land for all our food requirements.
I find it funny that the easiest way to kill our tribe is to find a way to drown us since no one young knows how to swim.
“Ashuris, that pet of yours, has he got the chest open yet?” you grunt, leaving the activity of the loot being moved behind you.“He did recently, and without blowing himself up in the process, which shows some degree of basic competence at least. He said it was heavily warded, far more heavily than that half-giant idiot's shaman could have handled. Perhaps it's something he picked up years ago, maybe Slaagyr or one of his followers gave it to him.”You grunt, heading for the hut where you've been storing some of these things, and where the elf wizard spends his time sleeping in a corner when Ashuris doesn't need him for something.He sits up groggily as you enter, and you smirk as he glares at you, sliding a hand around behind Ashuris to squeeze her soft rump.“I don't think your pet likes me, Ashuris,” you grin, a finger slipping down to brush her lips.Ashuris flushes fiercely, exhaling a hot breath as you play with her.“It doesn't matter what he likes. You, idiot, don't just stand there, tell him what you found in the chest, now!” Ashuris snaps, her voice hitching as you slip a finger up to the first joint inside of her.“Yes mistress,” the elf grumbles, grinding his teeth as he turns away to lug the open chest over, putting it down on the floor in front of you.“Most of it was just old trophies, not magical. Fangs, claws, horns, a dented dwarven helmet, an... elven skull. Those sorts of things. There were a few other things though,” the elf explains, pointedly not looking up at you as you play with his mistress, a second finger joining the first.“Well, hurry up,” you growl.(cont)
>>39872206The elf picks three things out of the chest one by one and sets them on the ground, first a small stone cube, filled with indentations and strange symbols, next to it he places what, to you, looks like a simple length of string, and finally a set of gauntlets, probably slightly too small for the half-giant, though they do look like they were designed for orcish hands.“The gauntlets are simple enough, they build up a magical charge which can be released through any weapon wielded in the form of an electric shock. They take time to draw the necessary magic though, so you can only use them once every few hours.”Sounds useful. You grunt, waiting for him to continue.“The string is supposed to be used with a bow. I don't believe it matters what bow you use it with, the string itself enhances the bow, increases the power of the arrow, another fairly simple enchantment.”He moves onto the box, picking it up gingerly.“This one is a puzzlebox, of sorts. I haven't tried to open it, and I would recommend against anyone doing so without due care and attention. When solved, it opens a portal. I have no way of knowing exactly where to without testing it out though.”>Take the gauntlets and bowstring>Take the gauntlets>Take the bowstring>Give them to someone else (who?)>Leave them here for nowand>Tell him to solve the puzzlebox>Tell him to leave the puzzlebox be>Tell him to lock away the puzzlebox
>>39872218>Take the gauntletsThen>Give the bowstring to someone elseTime to find our finest archer! Who's up for a competition?
>>39872218>>Take the gauntletsThat's all I care about.
Whoops forgot to add>>39872237>Tell him to leave the puzzlebox be
>>39872218>Take the gauntlets>Tell him to solve the puzzlebox
>>39872218>Take the gauntlets and bowstring>Tell him to lock away the puzzleboxnope not letting the cenobites get us
>>39872218>Leave them here for nowand>Tell him to leave the puzzlebox be
>>39872198Ur getting swimming lessons from Vaki when?>tfw learn advanced swimming that only a fey born into the water would know of>>39872218>Take the gauntletsWe'll see about the bowstring when we get better at archery.Don't mess with the puzzlebox.>Tell him to lock away the puzzleboxExcept, do we want to show it to Ku'zag first?
>>39872218>Take the gauntletsObviously for us or a mate.>Give them to someone else (who?)Have some one make a bow, and find out who the best archer is through an impromptu competition.>Tell him to solve the puzzleboxMight as well.
>>39872218>Take the gauntlets and bowstring>Tell him to solve the puzzlebox
>>39872218>>Take the gauntlets>Give them to someone else (who?)who can use it?>Tell him to lock away the puzzleboxshow and ask about the shell we got
>>39872218>Leave them here for now>Tell him to solve the puzzlebox
>>39872290K'zala has some elven blood, maybe she'd be good at archery.
>>39872218>>Take the gauntlets and bowstringBut we don't really need the bowstring yet, since we aren't an expert with bows.>>39872259>>39872290>>39872317Are you people retarded? What if the portal leads to Slaggyr? What if the portal leads to an active volcano's insides? What if the portal leads to the Deep Wastes?If it leads to Slaggyr, then the only point at which we should try to solve it is when we're ready to take him in, which we are NOT, at the moment.
>>39872366That's racist.>>39872218>>Tell him to lock away the puzzleboxNo one mess with that shit unless we're ready for some hardcore shit.
>>39872218>>Tell him to lock away the puzzlebox
>>39872218>Take the gauntlets and bowstring>Tell him to lock away the puzzlebox
>>39872218>>Leave them here for now>>Tell him to lock away the puzzleboxIs the electric shock released at will, or with the next attack once a charge fills up?Do the gauntlets charge up faster when worn by someone magically powerful?
>>39872478>Is the electric shock released at will, or with the next attack once a charge fills up?At will.>Do the gauntlets charge up faster when worn by someone magically powerful?They draw power from ambient magical energy rather than the wearer, so no.
>>39872218>>Take the gauntlets and bowstring>Tell him to lock away the puzzleboxFuck that box, I bet it leads straight to theshadow realm
>>39872513I feel like Bra'kur would like them though.>Mfw we can brag to him that WE fucked the river nymph.But seriously let the coven bathe
>>39872585>But seriously let the coven batheOnly if Ur gets to watch.
>>39872619Did locking away the box win?
>>39872613Yes.>Ur'shal proclaims today is Mother Appreciation day in celebration of his mate's pregnancies. Orcs are urged toward giving gifts or attention toward their mates, mothers, or favored slaves.>Not like they need a reason to fuck their mates... /mothers
Oh yes! Warlord Quest is up! But I really should be studying for finals.
Gonna watch the new Shokugeki no Souma episode while waiting for the update.Meat has finally made her appearance, I'm excited! Are you excited too, Lordy? I also really love her design, in that I mostly always like a curvy tanned/brown body with short blonde hair, I think it just works really well for some reason.
“I'll take the gauntlets,” you grunt, sliding your fingers out from inside of Ashuris, holding out your damp hand.The look on the elf's face is priceless as he places the gauntlets in your hand. You don't think you'll ever get tired of this.Slipping the gauntlets into a bag for the moment, you glance to the other two items.“The bowstring, keep it here for now, we'll find someone to use it later. The puzzlebox, lock it away, no-one is allowed near it without my order,” you grunt.“Anything else, or are we done here?” Ashuris asks, giving the elf a dismissive glance, folding her arms.>Have him identify the items you found underground>Go see Ku'zag
>>39872877>>Have him identify the items you found underground
>>39872877>Have him identify the items you found underground
>>39872877>>Go see Ku'zagI trust our shaman more, if he says he don't know shit, we can have the elf take a look at them with supervision.Also want to talk to Ku'zag about the vials and shit we found underground.
>>39872696I could totally get behind Orcish mother's day.
>>39872877>Have him identify tge underground items, then tell her she and the coven can go bathe in the river. Ask if she could dominate the Kulakin Shaman with her coven as they are now or would we need to wait til the next sacrifice We'll speak with ku'zag and mount up another expedition
>>39872927Eh, sounds stupid and not very fitting for orcish culture.
>>39872877>>Have him identify the items you found underground>>Go see Ku'zagAbout the vials and crap.We can also have him confirm what the elf says about the shell/shortsword.
>>39872927>Being this cruel to orphan Ur.
>>39872952Mainly an excuse to brag about your whelps/future whelps, and make the mates feel happy.what's not to like?
>>39872961Ur is all about mothers day.He's making as many as he can.
>>39872961>Tfw you have no mother to fuck on orcish mother's day...
>>39872961That reminds me, since birthdays are kind of important for orcs because of becoming an adult and all, did Ur just get the day he was found assigned as his birthday?>>39872986The mates should already be happy, and bragging about whelps is an everyday thing I think.
>>39872961I wonder what Ur's parents were like to create an Übermensch like him.>tfw Lordy doesn't answer my question or comment on my tastes in >>39872860
>>39873140His father was probably the orcish version of "Long Dick" Johnson.
“I found more things underground, he can identify those two,” you grunt, taking the shortsword and shell out and placing them down on a nearby crate.The elf glares, but goes over to look at the items, muttering in his flowing elven tongue.The spell is over quickly, though the elf looks exhausted afterwards, sweating and flushed. You suppose identifying items must take a lot of out spellcasters, or the elf is just weak.Probably the latter.“The shortsword is designed to harm fey, it interferes with their magical energies, it would make them sluggish and confused, weaken them,” the elf explains.You frown, perhaps it's just a coincidence, or perhaps one of the dwarves had some plans for Vaki. Either way, it doesn't matter now.“The shell... it's a binding stone of a sort. The spirit of a living thing is bound to the stone, which can be summoned into being temporarily to follow the summoner's orders if the correct command word is spoken while holding it.”The elf turns the stone over, glancing at both sides. He starts to sound out a series of strange words, half sound vaguely dwarven from when you heard Ashuris using it before, the rest are strange, sharp, high-pitched noises and low moans that the elf seems to have trouble making.“It's a mix of dwarven and siren script. Perhaps designed as some sort of gift between the two races.”>Take shortsword>Give shortsword to someone (who?)>Leave shortsword here>Take shell, speak command word>Take shell, say nothing for now>Give shell to someone (who?)>Leave shell here>>39873078>That reminds me, since birthdays are kind of important for orcs because of becoming an adult and all, did Ur just get the day he was found assigned as his birthday?Yeah.>>39873140I concur with your views on tanned, curvy girls with short blonde hair.
>>39873261>Leave shortsword here>Take shell, speak command word
>>39873261>Leave shortsword hereWe'll find someone suitable for it later>Take shell, say nothing for now
>>39873261>Take shortsword>Take shell, say nothing for now
>>39873261>>Leave shortsword here>>Take shell, speak command word
>>39873261>the siren language has high pitched screams in moans as proper soundsOf fucking course it does.>Take shortsword>Take shell, say nothing for now>Go to Ku'zag
>>39873306Shortsword is good, we might run into aggressive fey down below once we go back.
>>39873261>>Give shortsword to someone (who?)who was going south to raid and get us a colorful harpy?? give it to them >Give shell to someone (who?)the old shaman seams more his speed
>>39873261>>Take shortsword>>Take shell, say nothing for now>>Go to Ku'zag
>>39873342>who was going south to raid and get us a colorful harpy?? give it to them If you meant Koz'rak and the rest of that group, they already left.
>>39873342Or the young shaman?
>>39873364have some one run it to them
>>39873261>Take shortswordWe could use a holdout dagger.>Give shell to AshurisAt some point she's going to need a bodyguard given how often we take her raiding.
>>39873261>I concur with your views on tanned, curvy girls with short blonde hair.>Meanwhile in Golem Knight Quest...
>>39873369thats good too
>>39873261How about we try to kill the thing in the dwarven basement with the sword?
>>39873357Ur'shal has the highest chance of running into supernatural shit, so taking the sword makes sense.We can also get Ku'zag's opinion on the shell.
>>39873408Oh good idea. Ask the wizard about the rotten dwarf corpse that just rose from the dead suddenly.
We'll have to remember to tell Vaki about the blade though, so she doesn't freak out if she sees it and understands what it does
>>39873384I admit, I kind of want to see Ashuris blush crimson red while trying to speak Siren.
>>39873391Wait since when did GKQ have delicious chocolate?
>>39873574She is a fey.fey dont like things that can harm them.If we are in possession of things that can hurt her she could flee from us and not return.She'll also likely further hate dwarves
>>39873471Even I think that's dumb.
>>39873571No delicious chocolate at all yet.
You pick up the shortsword and the shell, the familiar buzz travelling up your arm as you handle it. You slide the shortsword into your belt, stowing away the shell, you should probably ask Ku'zag about it before you speak any command words.“Do you think the shortsword would work on that thing in the trading post?” you ask, glancing at Ashuris.“Maybe, it didn't look much like a fey to me though,” Ashuris shrugs.“You, elf, have you ever heard about something like this?” you grunt, rattling through a concise account of your encounter with the 'rotten man'.“No, it sounds like necromancy,” the elf replies.Hardly useful.With that said, you turn and leave the hut, heading for the shaman.You hear Ku'zag before you see him, berating the unfortunate orc you sent to carry the box of vials to his tent.“Problem, Ku'zag?”“This fool came crashing in, put the box down and crushed my supply of dried grubtoad,” Ku'zag snarls, jabbing a bony finger at the orc, who looks very nervous, despite having a good hundred pounds on the elderly shaman.“We can find you more grubtoad,” you sigh, shooing away the relieved orc.“So did you want something, chieftain, other than to fill my tent with more rubbish?”“I wanted you to tell me what you thought those vials were. I also wanted to ask you a few questions, and get you to take a look at a few things,” you grunt.So Ur, what questions do you want to ask the shaman?>Write-in Going to be away for a bit, should hopefully have the next post up within the hour though.
>>39873571Iceini(sp) People (our neighbors/former foes) are different shades of delicious brown
>>39873571Not yet AnonSOON™
>>39873674Any suggestions on killing the thing down below?
>>39873674How should I go about flushing a rotten moving man out of his territory?
>>39873727Fire.orHitting it with things until it stays down. If its dead Ashuris might be able to drain the water into some useless storage room by making a hole to pool it up.
>>39873674Vials/Shell/Rotten Man/Totally dicked a Fey.
>>39873773A good order.
>>39873773Changing my vote from >>39873727
>>39873767Fire probably won't work because water.It can take a beating, especially on its own ground on its terms.Draining the water would be a nice idea if only Ashuris would be able to move worked stone.
>>39873773Good list, throw in stuff about the Kulaki and the Dwarven network and shit as well.
>>39873674>Write-inAsk about the Rotten Man and if there is something special we need to do to get rid of it besides "kill it with fire."Ask him about water nymphs.Don't forget to ask about the vials.
>>39873834Oh. We could use some pickaxes to dig through the stone while she makes the hole just under it.grimy work but it could work
>>39873727My suggestion would be to have Ashuris pull magma up under the water, it's hot enough to flash boil the water and should scald the flesh right off the thing.
>>39873923How do you expect to use a pickaxe in the water with the Rotten Man coming after Ur?>>39874003>wanting to breathe in whatever is in that waterHoly hell, no!Reminder:>The filth of the living quarters clings to you like it has a will of its own, and when the last of it is scoured from your skin, you feel an oppressive weight lifting that you hadn't noticed until now.
>>39873834>>39874003Would using the dagger to freeze the water work?
>>39874003It's no ordinary water it's probably contamined with magic that keeps the man "alive" so I wouldn't bet on boiling it.Also it probably has stone floor and it would take a while to heat the stone up to the boiling temp. since it probably can store a lot of heat.However if we could melt the rock it would be extra lava. But I think that one would be really straining for the spellcaster.
>>39874064>>Hmm, considering the dagger managed to do some pretty fucking decent damage to an orc(having the arm amputated), and I assume orcs have above 37 °C body temperature, I think that dagger could make a failry decent sized ice sphere in the cold water, freeze the zombie's limb or something. Might be fun>Maybe so.
>>39874032Funny thing about steam, it's pure, that is in fact how you distill water to remove shit from it.
>>39874086>bad shit can't boil along with water
>>39874032>>39874086Actually the worst bit is how hot it'd be, we'd need to do it from well away or the steam will par broil all of us too.
>>39873674ask about vials, shell and zombie man
>>39873674> What do you know about dwarves?>What do you know about the caverns beneath us?>What do you know about water fey, because I might've fucked one.
>>39874115Damn near anything in that water will catch fire before it boils. and even if it did boil, it wouldn't boil off like water does, water has some fairly unique properties.
>>39874086Vaporizing the water would make the water go away and the bad shit would stay in its pure form. The fact that the bad shit is in water is actually helping us because the water dilutes the bad magical shit.
>>39874147we're an orc, we don't know distillation and all about the unique chemical properties of water.
>>39874147>I know what unique chemical properties magical shit has
>>39874221We do know that it boils and that steam causes burns though.
How about we just poison the water with something nasty?
>>39874268>poison killing a zombieI also just realized we may have poisoned everything downstream with necromancy plague or something.
>>39874032You dig through the worked stone After we've dealt with the rotten man, we just have to trudge through the muck after. The work then lets us drain it out so we dont need to walk through waist deep waste
>>39874294Blame the humies.
If it's in water why don't we just zap it with lightning? Water conducts lightning. We would just have to ask Bra'Kur or use the glove.
>>39874398makes more sense.
>>39874398I doubt it'd have much of an effect hence why I didn't suggest it, but I guess it's worth a try.Maybe find some oil and set it on fire.
>>39874462We have oil?
>>39874492We don't know what's in the vials.We definitely have alcohol though.
>>39874462Grease should work fine for that matter, it'll float and burn just as well as oil, and given our high protein diet I'd say we were more likely to have some.
>>39874524Alcohol doesn't really burn hot enough, that's what people use to set themselves on fire without being bothered.
>>39874551Also alcohol doesn't float on water. It mixes with it.
Back and writing.
>>39873674>next post up within the hour 15 minutes remain
>>39874667Lordy, think you can mark where the Tongeuripper clan's camp was and such on the map?To get an idea for our territory.Eventually stuff like Elven settlements might be nice too.
“Any idea what those are, first,” you grunt, gesturing to the vials.Ku'zag sighs, picking out one of the bottles and squinting at the contents. He pries off the lid, sniffing it, then pours it out into a small bowl.You watch as the shaman spends some time gathering up various ingredients, mixing, grinding, pouring and sprinkling, the contents of the bowl changing color more than once and emitting some worrying smells along the way.“It's a form of purifying elixir. It burns away impurities in the body, both mundane and magical, and speeds the healing process, it basically tries to force the body back to its 'natural' form.”“It would work on gaunt possession?”“To a degree, it would give the one suffering from it a better chance at the very least,” he grunts.“That's useful. Could you make more?”Ku'zag shakes his head. “It's not that I couldn't, but I don't have the ingredients for it, especially not this mixture.”“Fine, so we have... fourty-nine doses, since I take it we can't use the one you threw all that other stuff into.”“Not unless you want your teeth to fall out,” Ku'zag grunts, dumping the contents on the dusty ground.(cont)
>>39875232“Useful anyway. What about this thing. The elf said it was a 'binding stone', what do you think?” you ask, holding up the shell.“I never really got the knack for testing artifacts, but I am aware of binding stones, and this looks like it could be one. I'll give you one piece of advice. Call it outdoors the first time, you don't know how big the thing that comes out of it will be after all,” the shaman grunts, rolling the shell in his hand, eyeing it as it turns.“I'll remember that,” you reply, remembering just how close you came to summoning it in the storage hut. That could have been... interesting.“You found all these things underground, then? Hardly the sort of thing I'd expect to find washed up by the side of a river.”You shake your head. “There's a dwarven trade post down there, abandoned, looks like they have a whole network of them from the mountaints down to the city-states,” you explain.Ku'zag frowns. “Never knew about that, sneaky little bastards. I suppose that explains the elixirs, half the ingredients probably came from a dwarven fungal garden.”“I found some other things down there too. Some sort of strange undead dwarf for one,” you explain.Ku'zag listens with a sour look on his face as you describe the creature.“You washed yourself off I hope?”“I did, the others who went down with me haven't yet,” you reply.Ku'zag wrinkles his nose, flagging down a passing orc and telling him to order every last one of those orcs to bathe immediately.(cont)
>>39875260You watch as Ku'zag shuffles back over to you, still looking sour.“It's not undead, not exactly. I've heard of these things before, though I've never met one. One of the Pestilent, a kind of divine spirit of some long-dead god of decay. After their god was devoured by some human lion-god, many of the divine spirits fled to the mortal realm. Without a link to their god, they started to fade, so they possess the dead, surrounding themselves with the trappings of decay to hold off their inevitable destruction. Many have faded away over the centuries, but some still remain, half-mad from the knowledge of their fate.Their filth forms a link to the spirit, it is slow and insidious, but they can start to pollute the souls of those they are linked to. It is fatal in time.”Far worse than some zombie then.“So how do I deal with it? It's lurking down there in the water, and I can't get close to it without wading in again.”“I would recommend something drastic, and that you make sure there are no other corpses around it could jump into. Not bones, it has to be a reasonably fresh carcass.”“When you say drastic?”“Bring the roof down on it, boil the water... drastic. This is not the sort of thing you can play around with. You're lucky you got out of there as intact as you did.”(cont)
>>39875287You nod, frowning.“Okay, I'll remember that. There was something else I met down there too though. Some sort of fey living in the river, called herself Vaki.”Ku'zag narrows his eyes.“...and you fucked it.”He didn't really phrase that as a question, but you answer all the same.“I did.”“Well, be careful, fey don't look at things the same way the rest of us do. Still, they are not immune to our dominance, fuck her enough times, and she'll be as addicted to you as all the rest.”“You think she'd leave the river then?”“Perhaps, I doubt she could survive away from water indefinitely though if she is a river fey. I would also recommend introducing her to life in your harem slowly. Even if she doesn't mean to anger you, fey don't look at things the same way as us, she might do something you wouldn't expect, something harmful to you or someone else here.”You nod, frowning, something to think about.>More Questions (write-in)>Test out the shell>Go talk to Ashuris about doing something drastic to the Pestilent>Other (write-in)
>>39875312>Go talk to Ashuris about doing something drastic to the PestilentMagma Ho~
>>39875312>Go talk to Ashuris about doing something drastic to the PestilentGet the entire coven and melt the whole room.
>>39875312>Test out the shell.
>>39875312>Go talk to Ashuris about doing something drastic to the Pestilent
>>39875312>More QuestionsThe Kulaki, some sort of primitive shaman, a boat-thing. What about that "dwarven fungal garden" thing, could we make use of one?>>Test out the shellI want to see Ur'shal speaking the Siren language of moans and high pitched screams!
>>39875312>>Go talk to Ashuris about doing something drastic to the Pestilent
>>39875312>More Questions (write-in)When will you take on an apprentice Ku'zag? I would welcome more shamans in this rapidly growing clan.
>>39875312>Go talk to Brakur about doing something drastic to the Pestilent
>>39875312>More QuestionsHow much of the purifying elixir vials are needed to cleanse the Pestilent?
>>39875358Seal the door first, dont want the water to flow into the river.Shame, one of the dwarves stockpiled weapons in his room. Oh well.So good, we're coming out ahead in this cavern search, with knowledge of other outposts like this. We'll just want to double check for freshish kulakin corpses before we destroy it.
>>39875312>Test out the shell>Go talk to Ashuris about doing something drastic to the Pestilentmaybe we can fuck a spirit siren
>>39875451Pretty sure those are for living things.
>>39875474Maybe the coven can close off the doors to the rooms first, and boil the Pestilent in the hallway or something.
>>39875312Test the shell
>>39875479I'd rather fuck a real one, to be honest.
>>39875538get a feel for it first. a training siren so we don't drown fucking a real one.
>>39875538I think it is a real one? A real spirit at least. Just bound into the stone and comes out for short jaunts. A pokemon if you will
>>39875512That's a fairly good idea.
>>39875312Ku'zag knows us so well.Was he the one to raise Ur, Lordy? If not, who was Ur's central parental figure while growing up? I'm pretty sure you said orcs hold a special connection to their mother and mentor.
What's Orcish Architecture going to look like? Fuck this gay ass hut shit
>>39875616Ku'zag was probably the closest thing to a parental figure Ur had growing up. As for mentors, Ur bounced around a few and never really stuck with one the way orcs are supposed to, young Ur was frustrated with the strength of his clan's warriors from an early age.
>>39875654Did anyone ever explain to him such ass pain could be detrimental?
>>39875652Hey Ur thinks his tent is cool.
Writing.Seems we're on page 10, if the thread dies before I post again, I shall link a pastebin of the final post on my twitter.
>>39875724He means his tent in his pants.
>>39875652There was a description of traditional orcish architecture somewhere at some point, orcs used to have a massive city of stone, so they had great stone masons.For an example, look at the tomb we fought the necromancer in.>>39875765Will you start next thread with that if this one ends up dying?
>>39875765Inka and Aurora pastebin when?
>>39875915That and we do seem to be starting to build wood and stone structures inside the fort
>>39875958No, those were just some simple houses erected by the witches.Which was a huge waste, by the way, as it has proven too hot for comfort, wasted a charge of their ultrapower, and we will move from this place eventually anyway.
Changed my mind, going to start a second thread.Link shortly.
>>39876091You sure you'll be able to run for several more hours?It's 22:05 for you right now, isn't it?
>>39876116New thread up.