LAST TIME ON SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUESTWe met our incredibly hungover hero, an Arcosian known as Arctus, who seems to have been on the recieving end of quite a few interesting dreams lately.After waking up hanging from the rafters of his ship while holding an empty bottle, Arctus was informed by a crewmember that they had arrived at Cooler Planet 146, the Capital of his Cousin's portion of the empire.Giving a few orders, Arctus made his way to to his private quarters, and managed to resist some early morning drinking as he prepared himself for the meeting with Cooler, who contacted Arctus over the telescreen for a few quick words.Evidently this wasn't to be a social call, and after making quite possibly the worst cup of coffee ever in the Universe, Arctus left his ship to meet with Cooler, who informed him that there was a problem, one that he truted only Arctus to solve.The planet Earth... what was so special about this world that would make even Cooler interested in it?>Archive link http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest
>>39814931Tapping your scouter, you inform Jenkins to keep the ship ready for take off, Cooler had said that this wouldn't take very long, and you had no reason to doubt him there. With a slight bit of hesitation before leaving, you make the decision to spray a bit of cologne on yourself, better safe than sorry when dealing with family.Grumbling a bit, and quite frankly rather concerned about the possible reasons Cooler could have had to summon to his capital with such haste, that attitude quickly slips away as you leave your ship. Rather happy that you remembered to pack your lucky flask on the inside of your armor... just in case.Declining the use of a hover chair the way that your Cousin Frieza does, you walk with a sense of haste towards the door away from the landing pad. The guards standing to the side and saluting you as you pass through.Weak compared to Frieza you may be, but you're an Arcosian damn it, people still fear you for the power you have.When you arrive in Cooler's throne room, you can't help but notice that absolutely no one else is there. No servantsNo guardsJust you and Cooler, who quite frankly seems to be in not the best mood you've ever seen him in.Standing as you approach, Cooler walks down the steps of his throne. Grabbing your forearm with his hand, as you do the same to him, there's a brief nod on both sides."I have a problem at the moment Arctus, and you're currently the only one I can rely on."Last time he said that you nearly died."Tell me... cousin. Have you heard of a planet known as Earth?">A. Yes>B. No>C. Write in
>>39814967>B. NoI'm not the most conscientious astronomer out there.
>>39814967>C. What kind of drinks do they have? I might have heard of those
>>39814967>B. No>C. Write inQuite an unimaginitive name, isn't it?
Thinking for a moment, you give a reply "No Lord Cooler, I can't say that I have."Despite the seriousness of the situation, a slight grin appears for a few moments on his face "Few have, it's a simple backwater world in the North Quadrent, not much of interest there, a relatively low tech world that didn't have much priorty."You can't help but get the feeling there's a 'but' in there somewhere"But that's changed just recently. The men loyal to me within my brother's forces have sent word that the planet has become a recent target of a few little monkeys that don't know how to properly obey orders."Monkeys... must be Saiyan survivors then, the Cold family always referred that near extinct race as a group of monkeys"Normally this would be of no interest to me, when Frieza's little pets disobey orders it's generally more a source of amusemet, rather than concern. Yet the fact that Vegeta himself is evidently heading to Earth at full speed along with his subordinate is very curious, considering the average power level of that planet is no more than five, with only a few managing to reach into the hundreds."Moving back to his throne, Cooler takes a seat, eyeing you still."Something on that planet is worth enough to garner the attention of the so called 'Prince of Saiyans', and if that's the case, it's enough for me be interested as well, more so than my brother currently is. Better safe than sorry, as you know dear Cousin."You kinda liked Cooler, really, but hearing him call you that was disturbing..."Take your ship and go to Frieza Planet 79, your men deserve some time off don't you think? Of course, if there's a private matter that needed attending, I doubt anyone would object to you acquiring a spare pod. Just a bit of investigation, learn what it is that Earth holds that is evidently so fascinating. Do this for me Arctus, and I'll make sure you are more than properly compensated for your time.""Any questions?">A. Write In >B. No
>>39815417>NoThis is a question for you though What happened to the rest of our race in this setting
>>39815470Bad things anon, bad things.Involving FriezaThere's a reason Arctus doesn't like him.
>>39815417>A. Write In >"What do you mean by Properly Compensated?"
>>39815417>>A. Write In"Are the advanced enough to have figured out how to brew alcohol?"otherwise>B. No
>>39815495Oh shit niggaIts on like Donkey motherfucking kongI got a plan now hue hue hue
>>39815519>Arctus goes on a journey to test all the alcohol the planet has to offer>Becomes the legendary super drunk>Never wants to leave again GOOD END
>>39815417>A. Write In>What exactly is that compensation?I think we could use a small fortune to buy some fancy booze
>>39815417>A. Write InIf I do find something, is there some sort of secure line that I can contact you on? I wouldn't dream of suggesting that anybody may be spying on PTO transmissions, but you never know if there's any competitors listening in.
>>39815521>Donkey Kong>Giant Monkeygood one anon
>>39815553I'd imagine that to Arctus, Earth alcohol would be like moonshine/backyard brewed drinks to someone from the city.Massively high alcohol content, burns like a motherfucker, makes you almost die or blind.But damn if you dont drink it anyway.>Captcha, that was a Cat, not bread, what the fuck?
>>39815571we should hack the Saiyan's com logs as a matter of course. Someone told him something, hopefully there's a record of it.
>>39815519>>39815417Seconded! Gotta find if they have booze
>>39815521Okay so here's my planWe hate FriezaVegeta hates Frieza (IC this has got to bepretty obvious)We need power Vegetat needs powerSee where I'm going?I'm sure a backwater planet might also come to hate Frieza if we let them know what could potentially happen to themI'm also sure there's a dead planet filled with the perfect warriors if they get their shit together
>>39815686Man, don't ally with people who need power, we should ally with people who already have it.That means following Cooler's orders, and when the time is right, making sure that Frieza gets murdered. Then we become heir to the throne.
Considering who he was dealing with, Cooler probably should have expected what questions you were going to end up asking."Properly Compensated in what way Lord Cooler? Oh and is this Earth developed enough to have discovered the finer points of alcohol yet?" You ask with an almost childlike curiosity.With a sigh, Cooler pinches the bridge of his nose, silently counting to ten before he gives you a reply."Fifty million credits directly to your account, along with access to my private storage if you so wish it... and yes Arctus, yes they are." He said with an annoyed look on his faceWell that was certainly good to know, but you did have an actual question."Private communication line directly to you? I can't imagine anyone would tap our conversation, but better safe than sorry, as you say."It seemed he was rather pleased that you didn't have a third question about the addiction that you had that the rest of the family didn't like to talk about. Addition was a strong word though, a connoisseur of varying taste was more appropriate."I've already had the new series of scouters delivered to your ship, with a special one for you. Currently uncrackable, it should suffice for any private communications needed. Now, is there anything else before you go? Time is a factor here, with how trigger happy the saiyans are.">A. More Questions/Write in?>B. Leave>C. Steal his booze on the way out.
Did you know that frieza's race apparently grow their armour?
>>39815751Why would we ally with Vegeta? He's not even as tough as the Ginyus.Totally below us.
>>39815677This is a good plan.1. Hack Saiyan comm logs if possible.2. Proceed to Earth at full speed.3. Find out what Vegeta wants.4. Report back to Cooler.Frieza is obviously going to try to fuck with us on this so let's remember that he isn't King, Cooler is.
>>39815755>B. LeaveLet's not fuck with the guy that can almost instantly stomp us into the ground.
>>39815755>B. LeaveConsider it done, Lord Cooler.
>>39815755>B. LeaveLet's move quick and keep the King happy.
>>39815777>tfw Captain Ginyu has a higher PL than Arctus>Training montage, get.
>>39815755>B. LeaveWe're good here.>>39815802Cold is the King. Cooler is eldest son and Frieza is youngest. But I believe Frieza is still the heir period.
>>39815852Ginyu's 120k, Arctus is 200k.
>>39815751I was thinking if we somehow magically brought back a race of dead warriors who'd secretly train with the people of earth into a fighting force we could challenge freiza with then Vegeta and Nappa would keep them in line due to being the strongest saiyans and that right to rule Plus having a mutual enemy is a great equalizer between people
>>39815865My bad, I was thinking that Cooler was King for some reason. I haven't watched the Namek saga in a real long time actually.
>>39815884>expecting mooks to be able to do anything>in dragonball
>>39815877Whoops, I got Ginyu mixed up with first form Frieza again, my bad.I'll take my whipping with pride, sir.
>>39815884Bad strategy. Why would the Saiyans listen to us at all if they can rebel against Frieza? If anything, we need to make sure that the Saiyans never get together and figure out how powerful they actually are, otherwise we are fucked.
>>39815908 >Not expecting mooks to keep order on the planets you own>Not training lieutenants and second in commands from you're mooks
>>39815957>not just being really fucking strong and doing it all yourself.
>>39815990You can't hold down an empire all by yourself.
>>39815957>a villain with good leadership and management skillsThis would be the most shocking thing about a bad guy in the DBZ universe
>>39815948Valid Wasn't expecting them to listen to us but instead listen to Vegeta who'd be allied with us. Hell he technically allied with Frieza for power and he blew up his everything.Thought he might be open to one with us to kill him. I mean its not like we blew up his planet
>>39816039That's why everybody is so afraid of the Cooler
>>39816008Who needs empires? When you are that strong you can just tell fuckers to give you whatever you want or you blow up their planet.
>>39816062While true, he may hold a grudge against out whole race regardless.
>>39816039That's the whole reason cooler is a scary villian, not because he's that super powerful himself, but because he isn't a total sociopath of a dictator. He actually trains up competant minions and shit.
"It will be done Lord Cooler. I'll report my findings once everything on Earth has been properly monitered." You say with a small bow of respect, before turning on your heel and making your way out of the throne room.This mission was supposed to be fairly simple, no risks whatsoever, which quite frankley was how you liked it. Strong you might be, but in comparison to the Cold family, you were nothing more than a speck of dust, fit only to serve, never to rule.Eh, ruling was probably a lot of work anyways right?Making your way back to the ship, you inform the crew that you'll all be heading to Frieza Planet 79, the Capital of Frieza's section of the Empire, and that all of the men will have time off to enjoy themselves in the city.After a few quick cheers of joy they quickly settle down, and you're lifting off from the Planet. It's going to be a bit of a trip to get to Frieza Planet 79, but all in all, it was going to be a much shorter trip than travelling in a single pod would be.Still though, there's a little inkling of danger in the back of your mind.Vegeta.The saiyan was no threat whatsoever to you normally, but the monkey form that Saiyans had, the power multiplication that came with it.According to the last scans of the saiyan, Vegeta would be incredibly close to your current strength if allowed to transform.>What would you like to do over the journey to Frieza Planet 79?>A. Hack into the com logs from Vegeta and subbordinates>B. Consider possible strategy for the mission and Vegeta>C. ....Train?>D. Write in.
>>39816119And the second Cooler movie ruined all that
>>39816144No it didn't because it never happened, and nothing you say can convince me otherwise.
>>39816129>>A. Hack into the com logs from Vegeta and subbordinates
>>39816129>A. Hack into the com logs from Vegeta and subbordinatesThis seems most prudent. We can report to Cooler with some information before we even get to Earth as well, which would be great if Cooler decides to send in backup for us.
>>39816129>A. Hack into the com logs from Vegeta and subbordinatesIf we hear anything interesting, we might train, but for now, we'll listen to comms while getting drunk.As an aside, you know what I just realized? Arctus needs to either be, or become a master of drunken fist. There is no other way we would possibly ever want to fight.
>>39816129>A. Hack into the com logs from Vegeta and subbordinates>B. Consider possible strategy for the mission and VegetaWe hide behind the moon to baffle scans, then listen in to whatever's happening down there. If we deploy down there, we may have to hold some troops in reserve to intercept or disrupt any of those simulated moons they can raise up.>C. ....Train?Do... do we even know how to do that?
>>39816255>Do... do we even know how to do that?I hear you do it by not drinking, and doing some "exercise", whatever that is. It sounds absurd!
>>39816245>drunken masterYou know, what if this was our transformation process? Instead of powering up, we just get increasing sober. Obviously we would be shitfaced to start the fight...
>>39816245Nah, I view Arctus as this cold, calculating badass who just becomes a lazy drunken moron on his off-hours.The kind of guy who'd just sit at a bar drinking as a fight raged around him then sober up instantly and wreck face the moment something hit him or he was ordered to.
>>39816285>>39816255I'm telling you guys. Drunken fist.
>>39816299>"This isn't even my final form!" Presents industrial grade alcohol from seemingly no where and begins to chug. A musical note is heard in the background. "Aaahh oow weddie to faight?"
>>39816309We're only a drunk until we discover our true purpose, anon.
>>39816102Yeah I know that's a possibility was just bringing it up as an optionHonestly doubt people would go with it ;_;
>>39816352Killing Frieza?Reviving our race?
>>39816412I could go in with that, my fellow anon. Whether it be Cooler or ourself, we'd be in better hands.
>>39816352>>39816412Serving as Cooler's right hand and champion in his conquest of the multiverse, heaven and hell?
>>39816352I half wonder if we're gonna be rolling with the Time Breakers given the seeming future vision.
>>39816129Your paranoia is simply getting to you, just because Cooler, Frieza, and Uncle Cold are stronger than you, doesn't mean you should have anything to fear from that upstart VegetaFocusing your efforts, you manage to break through the encryptions that Frieza's forces have on their databases for communications logs, hey, just because you're a drunk doesn't mean you can't be a smart drunk.What you end up discovering frightens you.The saiyan Raditz was killd on Earth, not a big surprise, Raditz was a known weakling, barely over a thousand if you remember correctly. His death isn't the issue, it's what he said just before he died."My comrades will wish me back!"The concept of magic was something that you had dealt with before, back on what was now Frieza Planet 473, sneaky Wizard had managed to trap you in a spell for a moment, thankfully he hadn't actually bound your hands, and a quick beam through the chest had solved that problem.Saiyans didn't have magic though, Frieza didn't have magic, that must mean whatever was on Earth... No, no you're probably just being superstesious about it, a simple backwater planet like Earth wouldn't have magic of that calibur, but it still required investigation.With a plan in mind for your solo reconnisance of Earth, the time passed quickly, and your ship arrived at Frieza Planet 473.There was a pod already prepared for you, as soon as you were ready to leave, but you still had time to do some things on the Frieza Capital, if you wished to.>A. Leave for Earth.>B. Write in.
>>39816129>CGuys. We need to be the only arcosian that actually trains.Also >A
>>39816585>B. Write in.Send Cooler a coded message informing him of the possibility of resurrection magic on earth.
>>39816585>A. Leave for Earth.>>39816586We will. Just no reason to right now.
>>39816585Procure some liquor for the trip.
>>39816660>>39816672>>39816585Seconding both of these
>>39816672>implying our ship doesn't already have more liquor than foodJesus anon, we're not an alcoholic!
>>39816585A and traine on the way to earth
>>39815495Only Frieza? How Cold and Cooler factor into that?
>>39816740I have to agree, it is better to err on the side of caution. Vegeta may not be -as- strong as us when he is an ape, but with him -and- Nappa there, they might be able to overpowering us.
>>39816740Yeah, might as well train.See if we can buff up or minions as well.
>>39816660>>39816716I am aware most people dont like when QMs do this but I feel the need to.Cooler is not a good person.Cooler is just as bad as Frieza, in different ways. >A. Send Cooler a Message about the Magic.>B. Don't, or just wait to learn about it first hand rather than being wrong.
>>39816798>B. Don't, or just wait to learn about it first hand rather than being wrong.
>>39816798>BLets not be hasty.
>>39816798>>B. Don't, or just wait to learn about it first hand rather than being wrong.
>>39816798A BTW is there any chance that we can learn magic?
>>39816798>Cooler is just as bad as Frieza, in different ways.Really?I mean, I know he's an evil mass-murdering douche, but just as bad as Frieza?
>>39816798>>B. Don't, or just wait to learn about it first hand rather than being wrong.Wait. If WE get the magic, we might be able to usurp our not so loved cousin.
>>39816798BI thought this was obvious?
>>39816798Do we have any booze on us? And empty bottles of said booze? I think I may have an idea of how we can land on Earth without Vegeta getting FREAKED THE FUCK OUT.
>>39816798Well duh, but he is the more competent one. At any rate,>B
>>39815470>>39815495...Would this happen to involve a certain Jockstrap Incident?...Shutting up now.
>>39816798>BDon't want Cooler kicking our ass if we're wrong.
Filing the mental knowledge about the possible magic away for a later time until you have more information on it to give a solid report to Cooler, you bid your crew a farwell.When Cooler said he was going to be getting you a ship, you expected one of the saiyan styles, but evidently he had a bit more in mind. A small frieghter, more than enough room for a single Arcosian to have comfort and room to spare, even a fully stocked mini bar!Not wanting to spend too much time in Frieza controlled space if you could help it, soon the ship was set on a course for Earth, it'd take around three days, according to the estimtaions from the computer.Three days alone in space with nothing but you, booze, and your thoughts....Yeah no the magic was still a concern.If it could revive people that easily, who knew what more might be hidden away, and thus, with a great sigh, you made the choice to do something that no Arcosian had done for hundreds of years.You were going to train.How exactly do you do that again?>Pick two things to focus on. You may also discuss among yourselves a technique you would like Arctus to have in addition to Death Beam and Supernova>A. Strength.>B. Speed.>C. Stamina.D. Energy>E. Techniques>F. Write In
>>39816997>B. Speed.>C. Stamina.Can't hit what you can't catch.
>>39816997>>B. Speed.>D. Energy
>>39816997>>B. Speed.>>C. Stamina.The two most important things, being faster than everyone else, and being able to not fall asleep.I mean die... yeah.As for techniques, I dunno, homing lasers?
>>39816997>A. Strength.>B. Speed.for tecnique, perhaps a spreadgun-like energy blast for clearing mooks en masse?
>>39816997>B>DAs for technique ideas, ki spears.Two piercing points, can throw them like javelins and remotely detonate them, what's not to like?
>>39816997>ETakes as much energy of the supernova he canCondenses it and spins it Shoot it
>>396997FTry to make a long range ki technique like when cell destroyed the army
>>39816997>B>CAnd let's go with the energy javelins.
>>39816997>B. Speed>C. StaminaIf DBXV can be taken as semi-reliable info, Arcosians are naturally speedy for their PL. Pumping that stat will make us extremely speedy for our PL, letting us potentially hit outside of our PL once we train other stuff up. Stamina is nice because we could try to outlast someone a bit stronger than us, or have enough wits about us to strike a telling blow against someone stronger than us with our speed. As for techniques... would it be possible for us to have like a homing blast, but instead of crashing into its opponent and exploding, it floats around the target and shoots concentrated lasers instead?Or maybe a more concentrated version of the Death Beam that also has an absurdly long range. Like some kind of sniper beam.
>>39816997>B>CStamina has always been the weekpoint of strong Arcosians. Let's do the opposite out of spite.
>>39817130I always thought that was just called the death ball. Huh.I retract my earlier statement.
>>39817151Frieza just calls his Death Ball. Like Kamehameha and Galick Gun are TECHNICALLY the same thing.
>>39816997A and B.As for techniques...Maybe form a miniature Deathball to be thrown at the enemy, only for it's full devastating potential to be revealed once we fire away at the thing, resulting in a massive explosion, possibly like Unreal Tournament's Shock Rifle.
>>39817191So... Broly's attack?
>>39817182B-But, muh phallik purple beam!I gotcha, thanks.
>>39816997>B. Speed.>E. Techniques
>>39817182No they're not watch your filthy whore mouth
>>39817264>Can't fire a Gallick Gun from your feetHe has a point.
>>39817182Don't be ridiculous, Gallick Gun is purple.
>>39817224Wait, what? Could you point out where he uses that? 'Cause apparently either my memory's shit, or I cannot into reading.http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/BrolyIf it does turn out he actually uses that, we could totally claim we came up with it first. What's Broly going to do, pause in the middle of his rampage to say that he made it first?
>>39816997Your speed had always been your strongest point when it came to fighting, pushing the limits on how fast you could go in combat would only serve to make you even more of a pain.A Great Ape can't smash what it can't hit after all.The training area located within your ship, quite frankly, wasn't very much to work with, it was reinforced enough to take a few weakened energy blasts but any hardcore training was out of the question, so it all came down to Speed and Stamina.You'd only seen Frieza's true form once, and even though you can't feel energy, the sheer amount of power he let off with terrifying. During a ceremonial match between Frieza and Cooler, Frieza had dominated nearly the entire fight, he was faster, stronger, completely outclassing Cooler.But he got tired, and weakness showed.While the match still ended in Frieza's victory, you were made all too aware how important it was to improve your stamina, increasing just how long you could stay in a fight if it came down to it.Even these new scouters had a bad habit of breaking when it came to detecting power levels over one hundred thousand, and you didn't want to risk breaking your only secure line of communication, so you weren't entirely sure what your new power level was after that training, but you certainly felt stronger than ever before.Just as the computer said you would, Earth was reached in just a few days, quite a beautiful little mudball you had to admit... just one problem regarding the plan you had previously.There was no moon.This planet was supposed to have a moon.Vegeta couldn't have destroyed it, that would be counterproductive to the saiyan's transformation, and quite frankly you weren't even sure if Vegeta was here yet.What to do...>A. Land on Earth>B. Stay in Space.>C. Contact Cooler, specify what.1.Mini Deathball/ Eraser Cannon2.Exploding Energy Spears3.Homing Blasts.
>>39817287Hasn't doesn't mean can't.>>39817319Little ki blast making a fuckhuge explosion is the entire point of his signature moves Eraser Cannon/Blaster Shell and Omega Blaster.
>>39817319Wait, never mind, you probably meant the Omega Blaster. Nah, Broly was able to add onto that one, with the one I suggested, we just simply blast it (possibly with a finger laser or a proper ki blast), and it just explodes. Plus, we could totally fake someone out as they dodge the initial mini Death Ball/Supernova, only for them to get caught in the explosion we cause as we "ignite" the thing.
>>39817378Death spears should be our special, it would be really potent to gank someone in close quarters, if we can pick a second a homing blast would be great.>A
>>39817378>AHide the ship in a valley or ravine or something
>>39817378>B. Stay in Space.Make notes in a logbook about the lack of moon and theories as to why, such as 'maybe the earthlings have forewarning of Vegeta's coming and abilities?'.>2.Exploding Energy Spears
>>39817378>>A. Land on Earth>2
>>39817378>A. Land on EarthThe moon being gone means we have even less to worry about on the planet, we can gather some more information before we bother Cooler again.Also voting 2 for energy spears
>>39817378>>A. Land on EarthWell,we're here to do recon. might as well get it done with, then we can go explore the local beverages.
>>39817378>2.Exploding Energy SpearsVoting for this.
>>39817378>>B. Stay in Space.>3.Homing Blasts.As long as we can detonate the homing blasts at will so they dont hit us, I vote this.And our mission is to observe, for now.
>>39817378B stay in space and try to sense anything 2
>>39817378>AHell with it, might as well have a looksie. Also, voting for my Mini Deathball, but if any of the other techniques win, well, I won't mind terribly.
This wont lock you out of other moves in the future, Arctus only had time to think of one on the way here.You can get these at a later point if you choose to train.
>>39817378>B>2We don't want to trip off Vegeta's scouter by getting too close. Our massive (relatively) power level is pretty hard to not notice. Last time we checked, we can't make our power level smaller or anything like that. We should gather data safely first.
>>39817556Also voting to name the energy spears attack "Impaler Burst".
You were here in the first place to learn about what it was that Vegeta wanted. The only way that was going to happen was a good old fashioned field mission.After tinkering with the settings on your scouter a bit, you'd learned that this model had a new feature. It couldn't completely block out your power level, but it did give off a jamming signal of sort, any older models that tried to hone in on you wouldn't be able to get a solid lock.Deciding to flick this feature on, just in case Vegeta was closer than expected, you took a seat at the bridge, inputting the command into the computer to land the ship on Earth, there was a wasteland that seemed like as good a place as any for your landing zone.The ship settling in, hidden by the large rock formations around it, the ship should be safe for a decent amount of time, there didn't seem to be any signs of civilization around here.First order of business now... what to do?>.A Stay on the ship and wait>B. Scan for power levels>C. Go explore>D. Go explore AND find some of the local booze.
>>39817694>D. Go explore AND find some of the local booze.
>>39817694>B. Scan for power levelsThere's no fucking moon here. Who the fuck blew it up?Between this and the resurrection magic we should be pretty fucking paranoid. This is no time to be drinking.
>>39817694>B. Scan for power levelsAnd if there's a lack of interesting ones,>D. Go explore AND find some of the local booze.
>>39817694>>B. Scan for power levelsbooze can wait.
>>39817694>B. Scan for power levels>D. Go explore AND find some of the local booze.
>>39817694B and D
>>39817694>B. Scan for power levelsMight as well see what we're dealing with on enchanting (well, it would be if it had a moon) planet.
>>39817556>D. Go explore AND find some of the local booze.>>39817556
As much as you want to go out and explore for a while, and sample the local beverages, this is a job firs and formost. Someone blew up the moon, and considering Raditz was here, that might mean that they did it in preperation for Vegeta, it was worth investigating.Stepping out of the ship, you brought your hand up to the scouter on the side of your face, giving it a small tap, and it began to scan for power levels on the planet that were worth a damn.Five power levels over one thousand, and one that was under it by a decent margin.All headed towards you....So much for stealth.>A. Attempt diplomacy>B. Get ready for a fight... slaughter>C. Write in?
>>39817975>>A. Attempt diplomacy
>>39817975>A. Attempt diplomacyWhere are the good bars?
>>39817975>A. Attempt diplomacy"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE ACROSIAN BEHIND THE FORTRESS OF BEER BOTTLES."
>>39817975>A. Attempt diplomacy
>>39817975>>A. Attempt diplomacy>"Ayyyyy, you guys know where to find any good liquor?"
>>39817975>A. Attempt diplomacyBe casual, there's no real need for caution with guys this weak.
>>39817975>A. Attempt diplomacywe are here to intercept a rogue agent of the PTO, he is highly dangerous and must bee captured for the good of the galaxy.
>>39817975>AWhen the cuckoo does not sing, coax it.>>39818052Pretty much what he says. It's partially kind of maybe the truth.
>>39817975>A. Attempt diplomacyWow, good thing we decided to check the scouter....Oh shit, I think we got here too early."Gentlemen, I came here to see a certain....how should I put it? "Acquaintance" of mine, but I appear to be a bit early. From the looks of it, you appear to be waiting for him as well. Would you terribly mind if I waited alongside you?"
>>39817975inb4 a wild Kaguya appears.
>>39817975>Five power levels over one thousand, and one that was under it by a decent margin.Yamcha confirmed to be with them.
>>39818168I swear, Yamcha's the Rodney Dangerfield of this universe.
>>39817975You'd really rather avoid having to slaughter the locals while you were here unless forced to, thus, you were content to wait it out until they got here.Which, as anyone that knew you would realize, meant it was drinking time.Heading back into the ship, you grabbed a cooler, heh, full of various drinks, and dragged it out behind you. Grabbing a seat on a nearby rock, it was beer o'clock.About two minutes after beer o'clock, the power levels you had identified came rocketing in, landing right in front of you, adopting a fighting stance, only to look incredibly confused at the sight of a space lizard drinking at eleven in the morning."Sup, any of you fellows care for a drink?" Reaching into the cooler, still funny damn it, and pulling out another bottle, offering it out.The tall one in orange almost took a step forward before the large green one gave him a glare that Frieza would be proud of."You aren't a saiyan... who are you, what do you want with Earth!?">A. You're here to gather information.>B. You're here to capture a rogue agent>C. You're here to get sample the local alcohol and food>D. Vacation>E. Write in.
>>39818250>D. Vacation>C. You're here to get sample the local alcohol and foodThey won't even put up a fight, why not troll them for a bit?
>>39818250>B. You're here to capture a rogue agent.>A. You're here to gather information.
>>39818250>B. You're here to capture a rogue agent>C. You're here to get sample the local alcohol and food
>>39818250>C. You're here to get sample the local alcohol and food>>D. Vacation
>>39818250>B. You're here to capture a rogue agent>C. You're here to get sample the local alcohol and food>D. VacationC & D are closest to our intentions, anyways.
>>39818250>E. Write in.Oh look, a Namek, what are you doing here green man?>B. You're here to capture a rogue agentTwo of them, in fact.
>>39818250>>A. You're here to gather information.>C. You're here to get sample the local alcohol and food
>>39818250>A. You're here to gather information.>B. You're here to capture a rogue agentSo while I wait on them to show up i'm>C. You're here to get sample the local alcohol and food>D. Vacation
>>39818250A and B.Once we explain ourselves I'm sure that they'll calm down.
>>39818298Namek is just as backwater as Earth to the PTO. We'd have no idea wtf he is.
>>39818250C and D
>>39818298I don't think we know what that is considering we just said large green man instead of angry namek
>>39818250"Quite simple, good sir, I came here to capture a rogue agent, extract some information, and possibly sample the local flavor."You'll notice that we didn't specify from whom we're getting said information from...
>>39818323>>39818331Vegeta knew what he was, iirc.
>>39818250>VacationLean back in a lawn chair, "You guys look all serious about something, were you expecting trouble?"
>>39818250>E. Write in."A Namekian, eh? What're you doing here?"Followed by,>B. You're here to capture a rogue agent"Though it sounds like you folks may have dealt with him for me."Let's paint Raditz as the rogue so we can generate some good will.
>>39818344>>39818347Oh, right. My bad. Blow his mind as we please, then.
>>39818279>>39818281>>39818296>>39818298>>39818319>>39818322>All this B.I thought our orders so far are just observe and report. Which we can do from anywhere until the saiyans smash their scouters. Vacation mode 'till then.
>>39818424We're lying to gain their trust, ya goof.
>>39818424Dude we're just trying to figure out where Vegeta is. If we claim to be the space police these looks might lead us right to him.
>>39818424It's a cover story, anon. I also agree with the Raditz as a fall go bit. Has some potential to paint us as a "good guy" to them.
>>39818462Going with that train of thought, we could convince them we're against the oncoming Saiyans as well.
>>39818250Looking around a bit, behind you, above, side to side, you eventually point at yourself with a confused look "Oh me? I'm just here on vacation y'know. Sample the local flavor if you will... and to possibly gather some information and take care of a rogue agent in my boss' employ."Finishing off your drink, you toss the bottle behind you, looking at the earhtlings, plus one, with a rather bored look. "Sounds like you might have already dealt with the problem, since the moon is gone and whatnot. Was that you Namekian? Never heard of you lot leaving your planet before" You ask Big Green.To say the look of shock on his face was incredible would be a vast understatement. "Namekian... I'm... from another planet?" He seemed to drop his guard for just a moment, before looking ready for a fight once again, more than could be said for two of his comrades "Oh wow, you're from outer space Piccolo? Guess that explains a lot eh?" From the small bald one, and from the one with hair "You're an alien Mr. Piccolo? Wow, that's so cool!" Yup, most certainly a child.>What now?>A. Ask if they know of any good bars around.>B. Introduce yourself>C. Ask them to introduce themselves>D. Drink more.>E. Write in
>>39818511>B>C>D>E. Blow Piccolo's mind some more. Tell him he's a slug man.
>>39818511>B. Introduce yourself>C. Ask them to introduce themselves>D. Drink more.
>>39818511B and C
>>39818511>>A. Ask if they know of any good bars around.>>B. Introduce yourself>>C. Ask them to introduce themselves>>D. Drink more.
>>39818511>B. Introduce yourself>C. Ask them to introduce themselves
>>39818511>>B. Introduce yourself>>C. Ask them to introduce themselves>>D. Drink more.In that order
>>39818562Voting for this.Let's cool it on the beer chugging until we figure out where vegeta is. I am sure they understand we're not there to fuck with them at this point.
>>39818511>B. Introduce yourself>C. Ask them to introduce themselves>A. Ask if they know of any good bars around.In that order.
>>39818511>B>C>DI'm really damned thirsty, who are you?.Only offer the dwarf a drink. Bad for slugmen, not all that great for prepubescents.
>>39818511By the way, how much longer until Vegeta arrives? If there's a month or two we should totally fuck with him by helping these yokels train. Imagine his reaction when the GREAT Prince Vegeta gets his ass kicked by this circus show. They'll never get near YOUR power level in time, too, so you don't have to worry about any betrayals.
I have a new respect for other QMs, writing dialogue by yourself is the worst thing I've ever done.The pain
>>39818636Share the load, encourage write-ins.
>>39818636QM you can do it.You have the power.To become the Legendary Super Quest Master, the one that comes once every six months or so.
>>39818634Totally supporting his for hilarity and bonus points with these Earthlings and the Namekian. Maybe we can find out about that magic thing too by aiding their training.
>>39818634But Anon...Who said Vegeta was a man?
>>39818634Well, we need to find out exactly what Getes is coming here for, then freak out as we think of the ramifications of if Cooler or, Kami forbid, Frieza got a hold of them.
Deciding now would be as good as any to introduce yourself, you stretch out and stand up, which puts the Namekian back on guard, along with the two tall earthlings, the small ones seem to not be entirely hostile at least."Oh please, calm down you lot." You say with a roll of your eyes "I'm Arctus, a pleasure, mind telling me your names? I've already figured out the Namekian is called Piccolo, but can't say the same for the rest of you.After a quick round of introductions, you've learned that you're dealing with Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, Gohan, Chiaotzu, and Piccolo.All in all, they seem to be rather friendly once you get past the whole possible invader thing, minus Piccolo that is.Seems like you've made some new friends.>A. Were you guys expecting trouble?>B. Write in?>Going to make a sandwich, kinda running outta steam for this session, food will do some good. First quest is always the most difficult eh?
>>39818830A genderswap Vegeta would be hilarious, have to say.
>>39818830You, when you said this quest would follow canon.Purposefully missing the joke aside, it's just as funny if the Princess of all Salt gets her ass kicked.
>>39818830No.Unless this is babby Vegeta that was killing cabbage menOtherwise you called him a prince earlier7/10
>>39818860I would fucking hate that, honestly.
>>39818855>B. "So, where's the booze? I brought some with me, of course, but I like to make a point of sampling local flavors."
>>39818830>>39818830>http://d20girlsmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/she_vegeta_by_maniaxoi-d4ao38z.jpgThis is vegeta now.
>>39818855>A. Were you guys expecting trouble?"I came here after one guy, but maybe I can help you all out too."
>>39818891ThisLet's not forget our priorities here people.
>>39818855>A. Were you guys expecting trouble?"You seem really on guard. The suspicious kind of on guard. The guardy kind of guard that guards.... guardy."
>A. Were you guys expecting trouble?>B. Write in?"Mind telling me a bit about this planet? I could use a tour guide if any of you aren't very busy. Know any good bars?"
>>39818855>A. Were you guys expecting trouble?>B. Write in?So do you guys welcome everyone who lands on this planet, or were you expecting someone less inebriated and more belligerent?Let's talk over lunch or something.
>>39818830You planned this didn't you
>>39818830But then we couldn't have pic related
>>39818855>>B. Write in?"You know I haven't tried any of this planets alcohol yet. Mind helping a Arcrosian out?
>>39818855Yes it is, and honestly, i really am having fun with this. Smash cannon to bits if you want man, its been funny so far and it is has potential.Really, keep it up.
>>39818887Admittedly, I enjoy DBZ's setting as a silly one rather than ultra serious like usual. Team Four Star made me enjoy it a lot more than the original series ever did.
>>39818953Who said Kakarot was a man?
>>39818891Seconding. Priorities, people, priorities.
>>39818971I think you're my new favorite fag of a QM.
>>39818855Supporting>>39818956>>39818948>>39818943Getting to know about this planet and locating booze.
>>39818855>B. Write in?>Where can I fond some of your best alcohol? I might be an alcoholic, but I'm a classy alcoholic
>>39818963>Yes it is, and honestly, i really am having fun with this. Smash cannon to bits if you want man, its been funny so far and it is has potential.I'm with this anon 100%. Go wild. Surprise us!
>>39818855>>A. Were you guys expecting trouble?>>B. Write in?>Also, the fuck is up with your moon?
>>39818971Are you going to do this with Raditz and Nappa too?Are we going to show up on Namek and meet conservatively dressed reverse trap Zarbon?
>>39818971YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!This is Goku now (Maybe?)https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/gg-3.png?w=580&h=794
>>39819027>Are we going to show up on Namek and meet conservatively dressed reverse trap Zarbon?>Vegeta and Nappa arrive on Earth
>>39819031While that femgeta earlier was shit, Femku is actually pretty cute.
EATING MY SANDWICH, SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUEST WILL CONTINUE SHORTLYIN THE MEAN TIMEIMPORTANT STRAWPOLL http://strawpoll.me/4305864http://strawpoll.me/4305864http://strawpoll.me/4305864http://strawpoll.me/4305864
>>39814931MESSAGE FOR QM...>PLEASE DESTROY EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT DBZ.>THROW IT IN A BLENDER.>SERVE IT TO US ON FIRE.THIS IS BEST PLAN QM YOU KNOW IT.
>>39819125Where's the reverse trap Zarbon option?
>>39819155I would not be against this. It's a pretty interesting setting without the main crew.
>>39819125A thousand times yes to Femku.Dumb girls are my fetish.
>>39819125>Neither is winningThank fucking God.
>>39819155ThisI've seen plenty of DBZ quests with the same characters. I'm ready for a lot more variety
>>39818877Snipping from the first thread:>At the end of the day, we're here to have fun, don't expect this to fully follow DBZ canon in it's entiretyAlso, I wouldn't mind seeing a yandere fem Broly pining for Goku.
>>39819228Nigga... that's my fetish so hard.
>>39819242Then go for it m8
>>39819221Given the split between Femku, Femgeta, and Both, I'd say Genderbend period is winning there.
>>39819125Please QM even though i Voted both and neither is winning, do whatever you want.Although i notice neither is in high concentration and Femku/geets/both is spread out.Why not condense the vote into YES DETROY CANNON CHARSand NO PLZ DONT
>>39819242As QM, it is in your power.Even if it may piss off some people, you have my full support, at least.
>>39819242Go for it QM. It's your quest too.
>>39819242You have my full support to go BATSHIT with ANY chars. As i see it this is already heavily into abridge tier shananigans.
"So, you lot seemed really on guard, you guys welcome everyone who lands on this planet, or were you expecting someone less inebriated and more belligerent?" You ask with an entirely straight face, getting a snicker from Krillin and Yamcha, even Tien looks like he's struggling to hold back a laugh"Nah but seriously. Is there trouble around here aside from what I was gonna be dealing with?"You're informed of Raditz's last words, that more Saiyans would be coming in a year, and that was supposed to be up very soon. When they felt such a high power level approaching, they assumed it was a saiyan.With a slight scoff, you wave that notion off, you're far too handsome to be a saiyan.Just as you're about to ask about maybe scoring some of the local booze, there's a strange feeling gnawing at the back of your mind about the kid here. You're not entirely sure why though.>A. Press the Issue>B. Drop it
>>39819242YEAH FUCK CANONWE DO WHAT WE WANT
>>39819301Press the issue.(YFW GOKU IS THE MOM AND CHICHI IS THE FATHER.)
>>39819269Can we just not do genderswap in this quest?I am just so tired of fetish shit being forced into every quest.
>>39819221I know that feelThere's a thin line between this becoming a fetish quest
GUYS!If we have Femku, does that mean Chichi is a man?What would not!Chichi's name be?
>>39819301>B. Drop itProbably not important. Just some kid. Other races likely use child fighters/soldiers too.
>>39819326>>39819322You are aware that you are an alcoholic space lizard yes?>tfw Femgeta wont ever want to fuck Arctus Just kidding
>>39819301>A.Scouter, diagnosis please.
>>39819322>>39819326I don't want fetish shit AT ALL.I DO want CANNON SMASHED with genderswapped and/OR generally REWRITTEN (Thats the important part there) CHARACTERS.
>>39819337ChuChuAs in:>CHOO-CHOO, HERE COMES THE RAPE TRAIN>>39819301>B. Drop it
WAIT, I VOTED NEITHER BUT THEN REALIZED HOW MUCH I WANT FEMGETA
>>39819337Chin-chin.Meaning penis, to opposite her name being breasts.
>>39819353Yamcha always felt awkward around him, his strange battle-speedo accentuates this feeling.
LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL OF YOUR LIFEDO IT FAGGOTShttp://strawpoll.me/4305933http://strawpoll.me/4305933http://strawpoll.me/4305933
>>39819366>Gender = PersonalityOH SHIT NIGGA!WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I am unsure if I've done a terrible or a great thing.
>>39819397He said and/or.>Anon in charge of reading comprehension.
>>39819326>>39819322And yet one has to wonder why the rest of the speaking anons don't give a shit. Like >>39819366 said, I personally just wanna see canon smashed and some fun had with the setting rather than same old shit.
>>39819397>http://strawpoll.me/4305933Not saying that tards, saying Gender can be swapped for some of them, and personalities should be rewritten for others.Ex. FemkuEx. Super Prudish Anti-sexual Roshi
>>39819410Let's just see how far this wild ride goes.This is the future we chose.
>>39819410We work for the PTO, we do things that are both on a regular basis.
>>39819228I–I need this...
>>39819432>Roshi is a super strict warrior monk who long ago made a vow of celibacy
>>39819387DESTROYING CANNON HAS THE VAST MAJORITY.CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS.
>>39819434You are aware that this is likely going to break Trunks correct?CAN YOU HANDLE THAT KIND OF PRESSURE ANON?
>>39819410Terrible.Terrible, but great.
>>39819228That should be in the OP post from now on
>>39819410ITS GREAT, YOU CAN CHANGE ANYTHING AT ALL.Seriously take this so far out of cannon the word cannon doesn't even EXIST.
>>39819474Please oh please have Trunks come from the canon timeline.His cries of despair will be music to our space ears.
>>39819474LET US BREAK THE WORLD TOGETHER, OP.
>>39819474You have poisoned this quest forever and it was just about to be cool.You are truly SOMNIUS's disciple.
Does it make me a fetish fag that I'm now sad we're the alcoholic space lizard?Instead of a Saiyan or Human that would be having to deal with this shit.
>>39819474Pft, we can have Bra show up instead of Trunks.Or since Trunks is coming from an alternate timeline>Trunks: "Oh, good, Kaguya isn't in this one!">FemGeets: "Who the hell are you?!">Trunks: "Nevermind that, where's Goku?">Gohan: "Mom's over here!">Trunks: "Your.... mom? OH GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!"
>>39819547Arctus: AND I'M THEIR FRIEND JESUS!
>>39819547This. Trunks should be going through various timelines to try to fix his actual history, only to end up in various shenanigans every time.
>>39819456HOLY FUCK MY SIDES!!Im gonna need a new scouter to find them after looking at that image
>>39819474Don't listen to this guy OP>>39819524FOR THIS UNIVERSE IS YOURS TO CONTROL.Seriously OP this needs to exist. You need to provide the universe with this quest.
>>39819524Shhhh. Let your butt rest from all that hurt, anon. You don't want to be broken, do you?
>>39819584It turns out it's the fault of a younger Towa, who hasn't made Miira yet and is fucking around with time magic to figure out how it works.
>>39819547>>39819578Real talk I just fucking lost my shit at this, bravo friend, bravo.
>>39819584ThisTHISTHIIIIS.And end up being stuck here until someone fixes the time machine.Also. Need an update QM, although this shit is great.
Guys, what if we change every significant Saiyan that isn't Goku to female and create a harem for him that we shamelessly project our own feelings upon as we play match-maker?
>>39819301It'd likely be odd to just bring up a question like this out of the blue, so instead you tap your scouter, scanning Gohan and getting a solid reading on him.Half Saiyan.That would certainly explain why there was a child of all things that had such a high (relatively) power level on this planet.Raditz was not his father, that much was certain, and as far as you're aware, no other saiyan had come to this planet>HEAVEN OR HELL, FINAL DESTINATION1. Ask who his father is2. Ask who his mother is.REPLY WITH 1 OR 2NO OTHER VOTES ARE COUNTED, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT THIS DOES.
>>39819629Eventually leading up to some time patrollers going after Trunks and him getting recruited to join by the Supreme Kai of Time.This could pretty much be a quest on it's own.
>>39819678Do we link to this post?
Well, maybe in the future, anons will talk about this moment, when all DBZ quests have Trunks time traveling and making references to previous and other DBZ quests.
>>39819629A younger Towa...who is...of course...Yandere...and...loli...Sweet Jesus I need to get off this website, what have I become?
>>39819663Good lord no. I'm fine with genderbends, but even I draw the line at pointless harem dumbassery.
>>39819690Link the post, yes, as always.
>>39819678>2. Ask who his mother is.
>>39819634>No genderswap clearly wins poll>vocal retards start beating the waifu wardrums once againJust use the poll you made, OP. Most players are against this.
>>39819678>2SHOW ME THE MONEY
>>39819678>2I WANNA BELIEVE
>>39819678Please for the love of god>2.
>>39819720>>39819729>>39819730>>39819741How can you guys not understand how to vote?
>>39819720>>39819729>>39819730Ah look at all the dumb-asses who's votes wont count
>>39819708Joking, anon. It's okay. If someone thout this was a good idea, they need to reevaluate their life.I would be content with just a gender-bended Broly. Like seriously, that sounds so appealing to me I don't know why.
>>39819725I've heard those can be samefagged.I'm not accusing, mind, I hope everyone is civil enough to only vote once.However it is his quest, and if, in a moment of fancy he decides he wants genderswapped characters, it is his decision.It shouldn't actually matter whether or not they are female or male, just try to enjoy it anyway. I just want to see how this all plays out.
>>39819760It's probably the same guy, anon.Notice how the genderswap options got blown the fuck out in the QM poll approximately five minutes ago?
>>39819760Its not that they don't understand how to vote. Its that its some assholes trying to samefag their way into gender bending
>>398196782LET'S DO IT
>>39819684Yeah, Trunks Quest might be pretty fun.Then he returns to his time and there's 20 androids waiting for him that didn't exist before he fucked up the timeline.>>39819697I was picturing her as more of a teenage shut-in doing 'evil' experiments with magic and science.
>>39819789Implying samefagging because you don't want cannon broken and it isnt winning.I want cannon broken. SO I VOTED FOR CHOO CHOO FUCKER mode.
>>39819760Wait, will he really care about 2 vs 2. ?
>>39819785>>39819789I donno. Those votes all are within 1 min of each other.
All these 1s are samefagging so hard it hurts.
>>39819852I'm samefagging both sides. NEUTRALITY FOR AN APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF TIME! NEUTRALITY FOR THOSE WHO WANT IT!
VOTING HAS ENDED VOTES PAST THIS POST WILL NOT COUNT
>>39819678This strawpoll deserves consideration, as it condenses the vote of the first poll.http://strawpoll.me/4305933/r
>>39819846If you're doing a proper final destination, then yes. The period would be enough to be disqualified vote.
>>39819860Pls Anon.We're all OP here.
>>39819852The strawpoll had 16 neither and 4 Femgeta only, with 10 both and 2 Femku.Using those same figures, this should be a 20:12 victory for 1.
>>39819928Don't forget all the "Fuck my face" votes.
>>39819883I personally don't mind if OP takes liberties with everything in the DBZ universe. It's a quest after all, we don't want to play the entire series back but through a different PoV. But changes should be made to make things more fun or make more sense or for other appropriate reasons, and not just for the sake of making changes.
Time to count the votes1's>>39819685>>39819695>>39819703>>39819711>>39819724>>39819727>>39819740>>39819748>>39819771>>39819805>>39819819>>39819841>>398198582's>>39819726>>39819737>>39819753>>39819775>>39819859>>39819864
13 male goku6 female gokuMale has won, writing
>>39819964I understand, even though i wanted 2 for the sake of chaos and not waifu reasons.But please OP still i hope you crush cannon.And with all your implying, you better have a genderswap in here somewhere.
>>39819948Kek>tfw both Femgeta and Femku would both act exactly the same as their male counterparts.
>>39820004Pretty sure Arcosians are asexual or only have one gender. Arctus is destined to have no waifu.
>>39819964We can still have Time Shenanigans Trunks with Arctus being the difference.... right?
>>39820016I wouldn't even care, i would just want it because its never done and would want to see it done that way.
>>39820004I would still like a Femgeta for Trunks mindfuckery down the road personally.
>>39819964Don't worry, you have made the correct choice, OP.Think about how cringy the dialogue for genderswapped vegeta would have been.
>>39820016That would've been cool with me.
>>39820039Fine by me.
>>39820039Frieza had a mother. Check his relations on the DBZ wiki.
>mfw QM says fuck you and makes Femku anyway
>>39820075>yfw it would have been the same anyways.
>>39820075HE NEVER SAID THAT WASN'T HAPPENING ANON. JUST GOKU.HAHAHA...AHAHAHAHA...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>39820075Wouldn't be pretty much the same lines?
"So... the kid's a half saiyan then, that's interesting." You muse to yourself, looking Gohan over, the kid seems a little unnerved by your actions, but you quickly wave it off with a chuckle."Not entirely human eh kid? Some of that Saiyan blood in you must be what caused you to have such a high power for your age, impressive." Gohan seems to brighten up at your praise, but you're still curious, looking around, none of the earthlings here could be Gohan's father, they're too weak."So where is Gohan's dad? If there's such a big threat coming your way from the other saiyans, I'd imagine you'd want him on your side for a battle like that?" Boy did that one quickly sour the mood, everyone aside from Piccolo seems a little depressed when you touched that topic."Goku... he... died in the battle against Raditz, his brother." Krillin eventually says, still shaken up by the event almost a year later."But my Daddy is gonna be back and beat the saiyans! He'll be stronger than anyone, mabe even you Mr. Arctus!" Gohan says with an excited look of determination in his voice.Well... that was interesting.>A. PUSH THE BUTTON>B. DONT PUSH THE BUTTON.>C. Write in.
>>39820096I hope so.HE IMPLY'D IT AFTER ALL, HE SHOULD GO THROUGH WITH IT.
>>39820117>A. PUSH THE BUTTON
>>39820117>B. DONT PUSH THE BUTTON.
>>39820117>A. PUSH THE BUTTON>C. Write in."Uh, kid? People die when they're killed."
>>39820117I am not clear as to what we're supposed to be deciding here.
>>39820117>A. PUSH THE BUTTON"What do you mean by "come back"?Dead is dead, ive never heard of anyone actualy managing to come back to life before."FEIGN IGNORANCE OF ANY MAGIC AT ALL, we can bait them into telling us about the dragon balls
>>39820117>B. DONT PUSH THE BUTTON.Too much too soon might sour our relationships quickly with our best and only sources of information on this planet.Don't do it anon! Think of the boobze!
>>39820117Transmit button? If so, don't push it. Nothing to report yet, only interesting things the locals say.
>>39820117While I admire you going through with your strawpoll, I am simultaneously disappointed in lack of absolute canon anal destruction. Very well.>B. DONT PUSH THE BUTTON.Come on, it's not like we need to show off to these primitives, they might die if they felt how strong we are.
>>39820117>A. PUSH THE BUTTONACTIVATE IT
>>39820182Press about the Revive thing we heard about. Gotta maintain we don't know about this beforehand though.
>>39820182 >A is b...but he is dedz, how can he com bak? >B is Meh watever
>>39820117>C. Write in.Ruffle his hair and say something positive.Then wave one of the Earthlings over and whisper/ask them if anyone's broken the news about how life and death works yet.
>>39820117>A. PUSH THE BUTTONBut don't actually fight them yet. Just impress them and the kid some.
>>39820117>BThe kid confirmed your suspicions. Just feign ignorance and inquire how someone as weak as Raditz can kill another Saiyan.
>>39820117>>A. PUSH THE BUTTON
>>39820117>A. PUSH THE BUTTON"Oh what, so humans can resurrect people or something? That sounds pretty handy..."
>yfw some day, in the far future, when Arctus can get a wish granted, someone samefags maximum-overtime that he wishes for Goku to be a woman
>>39820117>>39820223i like this. it helps reinforce the "I'm not an asshole" look we've been going for
>>39820117>B. DON'T PUSH THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON>THE SHINY, JOLLY, CANDY-LIKE BUTTON>THE VERY BUTTON THAT THREATENS TO ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE
>>39820272No, to go back to the same day he met goku but where goku is a woman.We will be SUPER DRUNK IN CHARACTER, and not remember what we wished for.
>>39820223Changing my vote to this.Ignore >>39820255
>BAny adult can lie to a kid and say that their father's just gone for now. It's too suspicious to assume "resurrection"
>>39820294>We will be SUPER DRUNK IN CHARACTER, and not remember what we wished for.>Arctus: "Damn, my head hurts. Hey, Gohan, go ask your dad to bring me some coffee, okay?">Gohan: "Uh, okay..?">Chin-Chin arrives, screaming about how he is not here to be a waiter for some space lizard.>Arctus' fw
>>39820117>B. DONT PUSH THE BUTTONDon't blow our cover just yet. A half-Saiyan kid rambling about magic isn't conclusive, we need facts before reporting to Cooler.
>>39820223I'll also support this
>>39820117You know, you really loved kids, not in that way you sick fuck, they've got an air of innocence about them, and don't realize when they just completely fucked up.Crouching down in front of Gohan, you aren't tall but you're taller than him, you ruffle Gohan's hair a bit "You really looked up to your dad, eh kiddo?" Standing up again and motioning for Yamcha to come close, you quietly ask "Did you guys not explain to the poor kid how life and death works yet?"Before the man could even reply, Gohan spoke up "No it's true! My Dad is gonnna come back and beat the saiyans! He's been training in Otherworld since...." Seems like the kid can't finish that statement, no that you can blame him. "But we're gonna wish him back with the dragon balls, and he'll beat them!"Dragon Balls, those must be what Vegeta is after.Looking around at the other adults, they seemed to be rather tense after Gohan's outburst>A. KEEP THE BUTTON HELD DOWN>B. Release.>C. Write in
>>39820403>B. Release.now ask about dem dragonballs
>>39820352Yes. Perfect.Now i actually am glad goku was voted to be a guy just so we can do this.
A quick request, can someone archive the thread for me por favor?Would be appreciated>Thread 1 got gold statusTHE FUCK
>>39820403>B. Release"What are those then? Someone care to explain?"
>>39820403>>A. KEEP THE BUTTON HELD DOWN
>>39820403>B. Release.>C. Write inSo... which one of you gave him the talk about the birds and bees? Or would that be girl dragons and boy dragons on Earth? I mean, I'm not judging, I'm from space and I don't know about Earth culture and stuff. But don't you think he's a little young to be learning about that sorta stuff?
>>39820403>A. KEPP THE BUTTON HELD DOWNgently though. Just be like, "Dragon Balls? That's not some sort of innuendo is it?"
>>39820403>B. Release...Heh heh, you said "release."
>>39820403>B. ReleaseWe've got enough for now. Let's build some trust first.
>>39820403B... for now.Just pretend he has some wild imagination and research these Dragon Balls in your own time. Do cuz Cooler proud.
>>39820403Just gonna say one more time, Destroying Cannon is 76% and rising.http://strawpoll.me/4305933/r
>>39820553Still no Femku, though.I only wanted Femku cause damn the picture made her cute.Note, however, I wouldn't have tried to waifu, one, Femku would be married, and two, why the fuck would a glorious Arcosian soil his body with a filthy saiyan degenerate?Actually, Arctus just doesn't seem like the waifuing type, he'll probably just get old, get drunk, maybe wish himself young and see what shenanigans he can do then.
Actually, I'm pretty sure Arcosians either change gender at certain periods in their life cycle, or they randomly define themselves as one sex or the other since that's what the rest of the galaxy is doing. I'm basing this off the fact that there is a reference to Frieza's mom at one point.
>>39820610Booze-tan will always be there for us. Truly there is no greater waifu. Arcturus/Booze 4 laifu.
>>39820553>Destroying CannonIs that a new attack name?
>>39820403Giving a small shrug, you let the matter die for the moment, you want these people to trust you at least for now, it's much easier to get information that way."How about we all go somewhere at little bit nicer than a boring old wasteland, I'd say Bar but uh... I doubt the kid does well with alcohol yeah?" Pointing down at GohanKrillin looks exceptionally uncomfortable, muttering something about apples that you barely catch."You guys got anywhere else that you like to hang out, where people might not be so freaked out about a half intoxicated space lizard?"Piccolo seems to be silently staring you down, still not trustful, Tien seems to have a few hesitations as well, but not as many.It's Yamcha who eventually speaks up "Oh man, we should totally go to Capsule Corp. Bulma would kills us if she didn't get a chance to speak with a real alien... no offense Piccolo."A snarl is the reply he ended up getting."A-Anyways! We can make it a whole party! With someone as strong as Arctus around, there's no way those Saiyans can stand a chance!">A. Sounds good>B. Something else.
>>39820610This was pretty much my line of thinking with the genderswap.I think people not wanting such a thing were TERRIFIED OF INTENSE WAIFUING, in a quest where all waifu's would be pointless and we can't/won't fuck because we are an arcosian.I say you guys are missing out on hilarity/shananigans that are anti genderswap.
>>39820671>A. Sounds good>B Wait how do know I'm stronger than you? You don't have scouters.
>>39820671>A. Sounds good
>>39820671>A. Sounds goodYeah, sure. Hope they have some local stuff we can try.
>>39820671>A. Sounds goodTime to get crunked.
>>39820671>A. Sounds goodBromcha or Wimpcha in this timeline?
>>39820671>>B. Something else."How strong I am? How could you possibly know that? You don't have any scouters, let alone ones advanced enough to read that number properly!"If Arctus exercises, will he get tall and Swole like cousin Cooler?Is Yajiswole a thing in this quest?
>>39820671>A. Sounds goodDRINKS DRINKS DRINKS
>>39820689Your relationship with certain characters may have altered depending on a gender swap.I do NOT necessarily mean in a romantic sense either.ALSO STILL NEED AN ARCHIVE BRO TO DO HIS THING K THNX
>>39820729I can get behind this in addition to >A
>>39820689He's got a point. I'm pretty sure we literally don't even have a dick. How the fuck could we waifu?
>>39820671>A. Sounds goodDepends on if they brought booze or not. I've been floored more times by having one too many than by an enraged Saiyan. >B. Something else.Speaking of strength, how'd you know? I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm only as taller than half of you here. And not quite as muscular, either.
GUYS!KORIN IS A FLOATING DOGAND KING FURRY IS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF A CAT EVERand god dammit capslock.
>>39820737I would do it but i have no idea how. Trying to figure it out.We are all doomed.
Maybe we should point out that we're actually here to stop Vegeta. Dragon balls aside Vegeta has basically gone AWOL and we're here to stop hom for cooler/find out what he was looking for.I suggest we help "discipline" the unruly prince and then report back to cooler so he can handle this dragon ball thing himself. basically we can do our job then either throw these suckers under a buss when we report back to the boss or alter the report to leave out the dragon balls if we feel like saving these guys
>>39820671>>A. Sounds good
>>39820804>Implying species swap of minor characters would matter at all.Not even a single LEL
>>39820804haha I'm cool with this
>>39820820Oh no, surely we must get firsthand experience with these magical "Dragon Balls" and come back to Cooler with a full, extensive report.We won't do a job half-assed, thank you!
>>39820671"Sounds good!"Also when we get a second alone can we please report back to Cooler? We know what Vegeta wants and all that now. The kid spilled the beans.
>>39820737>Our alcoholic Arcosian arrives on Earth, and is greeted by the local welcoming party.How's that for a description?
>>39820844Don't you think Cooler would be pissed if we sat on Earth pounding drinks and didn't report back when we had fucking learned what Vegeta was up to?We have a long range scouter, it will literally take 5 minutes.
>>39820880Do you think Cooler expects anything more than Arctus getting shitfaced for an inordinate amount of time?
>>39820880We gotta wait for the right opportunity. While we've managed to assure the Earthlings that we're not here to destroy their planet or stuff, they're still probably going to keep a close eye on us.
>>39820851It's also a KID. Not so sure we can believe a kid on magic.
>all this talk about reporting back to CoolerFUUUUUCK that. Just tell him you're still on recon and go for these magic balls your self and wish for that vintage Frieza year 1780 wine you've been pining for
Is it bad I want to go find a "random" farm and kill a "random" 6 year old boy, without the others finding out, because we have a feeling about horrible things that will happen otherwise?>>39820903This.Also which Popo do we have?
>>39820896>not making allies with CoolerYou guys realize we're not going to need his backing when Frieza shows up right? Do you think Cooler wants his lil bro to get his mitts on the Balls?We should report back immediately or Cooler will try our was for incompetence. He was taking this pretty fucking seriously last thread, if you forgot.
>>39820922>Also which Popo do we have?>inb4 Fempo
>>39820898>>39820896>>39820880we make some "friends," Drink, help them deal with prince monkey, Drink, experience the dragon balls ourselves, Drink, then give them a happy goodbye and immediately report back to the boss about the dragon balls,and then finaly we DRINK
>>39820671"Sounds Good!" You say with a grin, ah parties, no better way to get the drinks flowing than to attend one.Wait what did he just say about how strong you were? "How strong I am? How could you possibly know that? You don't have any scouters, let alone ones advanced enough to read that number properly!"Do they have some special technique that allows them to actually sense energy without scouters? How the space hell would that even work?"Oh... you can't sense energy Mr. Arctus?" Gohan asks you, as though it's not what he was expecting."Nope, that's why I wear this thing, tells me all I need to know about how strong people are. That's a really interesting technique you've got though."Very interesting indeed...>A. Go to Capsule Corp>B. Ask them to teach you to sense energy>C. Write in.
>>39820896Yeah, I'm still kinda mystified why Cooler didn't just dispatch his Armored Squadron to deal with this if it was so damn important. Either he knows that Arctus is at heart a sneaky and weaselly person who can integrate with a foreign population and learn a lot of sensitive info without rousing a lot of suspicion. The QM did say that Arctus went on a lot of diplomatic missions to negotiate contracts and stuff, in addition to the normal combat duty (and other stuff that he doesn't like to mention).
>>39820954>>B. Ask them to teach you to sense energy
>>39820919>Frieza and Cooler will just sit back and let their retarded drunk cousin collect the Dragon Balls after he went missing for months on end on a backwater worldWhat a good plan, I am sure nothing bad will happen at all.
>>39820954>A. Go to Capsule Corpmake friends and earn their trust first, then start asking for favors
>>39820954A and B "That could come in handy if my scouter ever gets damaged or if someone is out of its range. Guessing that is how you guys found me so quick."
>>39820954>A. Go to Capsule Corp>B. Ask them to teach you to sense energyIt would be a good idea to learn for later.
>>39820963Forgot to add in "Or Cooler knows that this is basically a wild goose chase and wants Arctus away from PTO space for a while".>>39820974Didn't Cooler say that he assumed that Vegeta was working under Frieza, and he wanted someone else working for him to go ahead and investigate?
>>39820954>>B. Ask them to teach you to sense energy"Hey Cooler, Cold, Frieza, I can do something you cant, it's called HAHAFUCKYOU I'm OUT! Peace!"
>>39820963Armored Squad are all weaker than us, plus we are good diplomatically like you said.
>>39820974Now how on Earth would those two know that Earth of all planets has their own set of Dragon Balls?
>>39821033Salza, Neiz, and Dore are all at 170-200 k range.
>>39821063They don't. That's the key thing here. As we're diplomancer, we can work on subterfuge levels and are strong enough to basically do whatever.
>tfw I just realized we could have tried bringing the Ginyus with and had them chill on Mars and gank Vegeta and Nappa when their pods came by
>>39820954"Maybe you guys can teach me that trick at some point, I've probably got something up my metaphorical sleeve that I could offer in return. Sensing energy would be incredibly useful in case my scouter was ever broken."Gohan offers as much, looking quite excited at the possibility of learning something as well.With little else to do, Piccolo gives you one final glare, and flies off into the distance, seems like he really isn't the social type.Grabbing hold of your cooler, kek, you along with your new 'friends' are leaving behind the wasteland that you landed at.Towards a party, booze, and free food.Shit did you remember to lock the ship?>SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUEST #2 ENDHoly fuck guys I had a ton of fun tonight, hope you did too.Thread is dying from autosage, but I'll hang around and talk with you guys and answer questions for a while.>FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @Eail4>OH HEY I HAVE AN ASK.FM NOW ask.fm/qmeail
>>39820997Jesus Christ, Cooler knows we're on Earth right now.He sent us here.He asked us to report back as soon as we know what Vegeta wants.Are you guys planning on dodging his phone calls for months while we collect the Balls and fight off Vegeta? Let's not forget that Frieza will hear about it if we fight his minions.You guys aren't thinking this through.Follow our fucking orders and everything will be fine.
ask to learn, I could see it as entirely possible friezas race can't actually learn it.
>>39821073QM said besides Cooler, Frieza, and King Cold we are the strongest member of the PTO.
>>39821006Oh yes, taunt the super mutants with an ability to just be able to sense energy, while they can still pound our asses hard.
>>39821119Drunk, diplomat, not complete evil Frieza is fun to play.Descriptions still need a little work though, like one anon said last time.
>>39821119>Grabbing hold of your cooler, kekConfirmed, Arctus's laugh is "kekekekeke"
>>39821121We're not gonna dodge his phone calls, we're going to report on it as soon as we're sure that nobody's going to be listening in on us. Reporting back to him literally not five minutes after we've heard about the Dragon Balls is going to rouse some suspicion, at the very least.
>>39821121>fight off Vegeta?AHahahaha, oh shit, man.>Geets shows up, talking shit>gets flicked by Arctus before he can react>Geets is now comatose
>>39821166Yeah, I'm aware of that and honest to god I apologize.So focused on trying to not to take TOO long on writing things out, that descriptions kind of escape me.I'll take any advice if you've got it for me.NEXT THREAD MAY BE TOMORROW AT SIX PM CENTRAL OR ON SATURDAY
>>39821212Just mentioning it because it is something that will help. I know if I ran a quest it would be just as bad, with that said, I'm going to start my GT era quest tomorrow. I'm joking.
Guys, I found the big twist in this quest.
>>39821211>Vegooter shows up>you get ready to throw him at the sun>"No! I want to fight him!" echoes inside everyones head>everyone but you and vegeta looking happy yelling goku
>>39821280Arctus is actually just Frieza with a fake mustache on. I'm okay with this.
>>39821309We then drink to get rid of the voices.
>>39821309Nah, we're going to tell Vegeta that Cooler sent us and he better think up a good excuse why he came here since Cooler getting a hold of those balls would be bad for all parties but Cooler.
>>39821309>Finally reveal true powerlevel>We're passed out drunk soon after
QM, is _______Queen_______ Kai flipping out about an Arcosian landing on Earth?
Okay, I get it now, everyone but Cold, Cooler, Frieza, Goku, and select few minor cast members, are all female.
>>39821384You have no idea.Goku was actually scared for a bit that everyone was going to die and he couldn't do anything about it.Now he just wants to fight Arctus, thinks it would be a ton of fun.
Anyone else get the feeling Gohan is going to end up being our morality pet/little brother.Cause I sure as hell do with how hard QM is pushing him.
>>39821415>He still thinks that genderswapping will occurlol
>>39821471>tfw Gohan always acted like that and anon accuses QM of pushing a character.Roight then.
>>39821476>he thinks it wont
>>39821476I think we got an accidental confirmation of Queen Kai.
>>39821541You're buying too much into the hype, anon! That's how they hook you into pre-ordering shit and season passes!
>>39821541Didnt intend for that, but if such a thing was to happen, you've now put this mental image in my mind.
Did DRALO/SOM give you the trip for DRALO?
>>39821644Nope, I have been talking with him on twitter a tiny bit though.I'd like to think he's here in the thread watching me.I'm allowed to use Kaguya
>>39821670Oh god, please make it Abridged Kaguya so he tries to hook up with us. Also see >>39821258 for why I asked.
>>39821445If we ever die, we'd not spend much time on King Kai's planet. I never saw a liquor cabinet in his house. Princess Snake has tons of booze, though, we could stay there.
>>39822248>Implying you would go to King Kai's planet.
>>39822353Was there any reason Frieza didn't kill us? Did we pledge loyalty really quickly or entertain him with drunken antics?
Bumping for an even 500 replies.>>39822353Hey, it's a choice between commit horrible misdeeds on a relatively small scale and stay alive to prevent more genocides via diplomacy, or disobey orders and let even more world die.
>>39822383You were Cold's favorite nephew.By that I mean his only nephew.
>>39822433Saved your life didn't it?
>>39822353I believe I implied the opposite. There's no booze there, you see.
>>39822481There is a really nice classic car to drive while drunk though. So the plan is obviously, get booze, then go there, then drunk drive.
>>39822637Drive down snake way in King Kai's car.
>>39822637>>39822806What music are we going to listen to on the way?I approve of Kickstart My Heart personally.
>>39822823Born to be Wild has my vote.Eail, if you use Kaguya you should avoid him as a fighter, but instead have him and his friends be super human in some other skill, and not farming.
>>39822848Bro, I don't even trust myself to write KAMI at this point, with how well DRALO did it, let alone actually use Kaguya and friends.
>>39822856I was thinking a band showing up in the background made up of four country kids called the Penndragons or some shit like that.
>>39822903Yeah, kags should be a novelty background character, not a main fighter.
>>39823086Exactly, him and friends show up and are noticed, but are not interacted with at all. Like the biggest thing would be the scouter picking up a slightly higher than normal (for a human) power level, but nothing worth doing anything about, if even that, because /tg/ will think it is a plot hook, even if no option is given to follow up.