>Take a popular movie>Turn it into a hook for a fantasy game>Attempt to guess the movieI'll start:A group of explorers are sailing back from a newly discovered island. Little do they know that a monstrous creature has hidden itself amongst the cargo, and is picking the explorers off one by one.
>>39583170I have no inspiration to make one now, but everyone knows you're describing alien.
>>39583189Always gotta start easymode.The land has been stuck in an endless Winter, killing most of the inhabitants and threatening to completely wipe out its inhabitants. Can the party locate the powerful wizard causing the cold and convince them to stop before it's too late?
>>39583244>>39583244Day after Tomorrow?
>>39583244frozenor just the snow queen
>>39583244Frozen. A retired ranger returns to the city to pursue bloody vengeance against the Thieves Guild after his animal companion is killed.
>>39583376It isn't that John Wik thing is it?
>>39583396It is.When a warforged threatens a major city, an alliance forms between a demigod, two elves, a barbarian, an artificer and a a paladin.
>>39583436Avengers 2 actually. When her family is killed by corrupt city watchmen, a halfling takes shelter with a deadly Rogue. While he teaches her how to kill, a really awkward relationship blossoms between them.
>>39583348>>39583376Correct.>>39583470Leon.A construct from Mechanus is roaming the Material Plane, brutally killing civilians, with no motive but a name.
>>39583477Terminator.A wannabe Bard enters the seedy underworld of his industrial city to win his fame and fortune, dealing with being the only Elf in a music industry dominated by Dwarves.
>>39583523I want to say Ray, but I'm not sure.
>>39583535Oh wait, 8 Mile?
>>39583535Nope.>>39583545Ding ding.Beginning to feel like I'm doing all the work here so I'm not going to put another up until someone else does.
>>39583576A recognised wizard drinks a Potion of Charisma, but to his surprise it causes his alignment to erratically shift to Chaotic in an attempt to ruin his life.
>>39583619Jekyll and Hyde?A bard is geased to be unable to decline any offer he is made and undergoes a bizarre journey as a result.
Group of retiring adventurers go on a simple training cruise with fresh recruits for their old ship.The situation turns for the worst when the party leader receives a message from an old love interest angry at him about something he didn't do.An old BBEG is preparing his vengeance.
The idiot prince, upon learning that the king will hand over control of the kingdom to a regent, promises to retake his entire education in order to take the throne. Wacky hijinks ensue.
>>39583760Wrath of Khan, baby!
>>39583619Is it that Eddie Murphy movie?
The party's halfling rogue discovers that his uncle's old invisibility ring is actually a great artifact that, if returned to the BBEG, will doom everyone. Now they must travel to a volcano to destroy such ring.
>>39583817Yep! Nutty Professor.>>39583820Phantom of the Menace?
>>39583619The nutty professor?
>>39583818BingoA team of mystics develop a method of binding wandering spirits. They decide to make a living out of it, just in time as an ancient evil is about to be unleashed from a temple.
>>39583820Bridges of Madison County.
>>39583820Who's Nailin' Paylin?
A high-strung, no-nonsense paladin is put in charge of the local watch in a no-name village. Together with his inept dwarven sidekick, he discovers and stops an insidious cult involved using mass human sacrifice to fuel their magic.
A team of Kender and a Tinker Gnome search for a legendary pirate's treasure in order to save their vale from being purchased by a bunch of greedy Dwarves. They befriend a Cave Troll along the way...
>>39583909Hot Fuzz.>>39583911The Goonies.
A halfling is pushed to the limit test by a group of aggressive, muscular drow.
>>39583896BingoThe fifth member of a set of homunculi designed for war realizes that he's alive, and tries to escape his fate in a quest for self-realization.
A band of adventurers encounter a friendly, wise-cracking abberation on their journeys and go on a quest to keep it safe from deadly paladins and return it to the Far Realm.
>>39583929Poor little white guy
>>39583963Paul?A human criminal and his naive Halfling are chased through the decades by a Vengeful Paladin, whilst a rebellion against the King erupts around them.
>>39583924>>39583925>>39583926YupThe local ranger is brought in to help the town guard locate a missing cetacean and save a folk hero from a madman who happens to be sporting a belt of gender altering.
>>39583961Nope>>39583977You're sooo close. What's the name of the movie?
The party see a strange woman fall from the sky and into the caravan they're transporting, speaking in tongues. A local cleric declares her to be the messiah of his religion, and that she's the key to stopping an ancient evil.
>>39584027The Fifth Element
An elite, pseudo-Arabic commander of the guards assembles a crack team to recover a famous wizard and fly him back to the city on the back of his dragon sibling. Things go wrong when the insectoid man he is making the deal with throws in a dangerous half-ogre pyromancer.
>>39583170A lord conspires to have his bard-wanna-be son kidnapped by very charismatic drow to show him the way of the world. But when a drow bandit clan takes notice of them they will have to get real and find the power with in themselves to keep their lives. Hijinks abound in "_____ ___ _____"
A powerful spell has been cast over the whole world, where their mundane existence helps sustain the power of an near omnipotent artifact.A band of plucky heroes have managed to escape the illusion and now seek the propheiszed hero who can end it all.
>A party of cursed pilgrims is waylaid on the road by brigands. After being rescued by some NPCs, the group is attacked again, this time by the same brigands now recruited into an evil wizard's army. The NPCs die. The party then sets off for an ancient castle to destroy the wizard and break their curse.
One of the sky-people drops a piece of trash from above to the ground. A ground-dweller tribe finds it and immediately start whacking each other on the head with it. To save his people from this weapon, one man sets out on a journey to throw it over the edge of the world.
>>39584023Wacky adventures happen to a non-caring psyker, a veteran guardsman and a naive adept from the Administratum when the former is confused by a wealthy Rogue Trader.
A pair of dim-witted cavemen uncover a nobleman from an ancient time. Together, the cavemen learn humility and stop a plot aimed at one of the group.
>>39584066The gods must be crazy.
>>39584066Is this you trying to explain 2001?
A retired member of the thieves guild is betrayed and now uses forbidden magics to return back in time and ensure his own survival.
>>39583961>>39583953>>39583619Johnny Five is alive!
>>39584091YupA pair of fledgling bards are given a time portal in order to overcome an impossible challenge in the present so that they can usher in an era of peace in the future.
>>39584103see>>39584091>>39584122I'm just an arcane trickster. :-p
When a marauder decides to mend his ways for good, he unwittingly unleashes the ultimate evil. Now, he must recruit allies and save the day - but how?
That no one can get this, makes me sad >>39584059It's like, the most basic fantasy story ever.
>>39584132>>39584132Bill and Ted's excellent adventure
A radical man recently excommunicated from a local thieve's guild goes on a killing spree with a butcher's tool. The party stumbles upon a scene of grisly murder where the foul alchemies are gone but the loot pile is still there. Regardless of their actions, the radical begins to hunt and taunt them.
A group of scholars journey to a far-off tropical land in order to determine the existence of fishmen. They find there is indeed such a species, albeit finding only one.>>39583820Tarzan Escapes
A Barbarian, a Bard and a Rogue work together to rescue the princess from the evil prince who intends to marry her.
In a corrupt and decadent city, a shining paladin is laid low by exceptionally well armed mercenaries.The very same employers of said mercenaries used dark magics to turn him into an undead servent to strike fear into the hearts of the city.However, old habits die hard and he seeks to understand his past and put a stop to the tyrants of is city.
>>39584199No Country For Old Men
>>39584174Is it Krull m8. Krull is not very good.
>>39584039They used to show this pile of shit all the time on Comedy Central. The house maid was a supportive black lady. What the hell was this called?
>>39583170A problematic Hive Noble is given a Trading Warrant and sent to re-colonize an a planet populated by pre-imperial humans. Against all odds he manages to do it without getting killed. The player who rolls the RT leaves the party without ending the campaign because he is THAT GUY and no one likes his shit.This might be a little highbrow
>>39584238I don't know what that is. It's not.
>>39584247Nope, although i guess it could apply to a few movies
>>39584176YupAnyone want to try this one again?>>39584012>The local ranger is brought in to help the town guard locate a missing cetacean and save a folk hero from a madman who happens to be sporting a belt of gender altering.
A fetch quest goes tits-up. Now the party has to scramble in real time to make a ridiculous amount of money before the DM's hourglass runs out or it's TPK.
>>39584278Easy. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
>>39584239YES! You are getting it. And it is crap. Here is your hint. Malibu.
>>39584039Malibu's Most Wanted
>>39584315You got it man
>>39584311BingoA detective leads a team of guards with sending stone bracelets in a fight against a mutant thieves' guild. The detective runs into a two-faced bard who works for the guild, who manages to take his breath away.
>>39583820Howard the Duck
A halfing finds himself dragged into the middle of a war between warforged for an artifact of unlimited power.
A marriage minstrel has his own nuptial night ruined when his fiancee forgets to bring to his attention the day prior that she no longer wants to wed him. He sets out on a quest to find true love...
>>39584456The Wedding Singer?
>>39584163>When a marauder decides to mend his ways for good, he unwittingly unleashes the ultimate evil. Now, he must recruit allies and save the day - but how?Anyone care to take a stab at it?
>>39584486Guardians of the Galaxy, maybe.
>>39584483YupA Dhampyr is completely oblivious to his Half-Orc girlfriend and Human best friend bumping uglies while he waits for a promotion he no longer thinks he'll get. Also, his adopted Kender buys black lotus with some kind of money that is never determined.
>>39584514I didn't post it, but I think you nailed it.
>>39584514Not even close, but I'll give you a hint:it involved a guy with a hammer
Three rogues break out of a dungeon and head across country towards the leader's home. Along the way they multiclass into bards to pick up a little money along the way. One was balefully polymorphed into a toad, but he got better. They manage to escape an evil wizard cult, foil the cult master, and become advisors to the throne.
>>39584605I'll give you a hint. The Dhampyr is accused of hitting the Half-Orc, but it's bullsh---Oh, hi Mark
>>39584614O Brother Where Art Thou
>>39584607Home Improvement: The Movie?
>>39584634BingoA bard meets his hero, but discovers he's an arrogant douche. The bard decides to take his former hero down a peg or two, but ends up going too far...
>>39584558It's clearly the Room! A renowned Machinist has built a device that will allow him to harness hitherto untouched reserves of magical power. He builds himself a harness to experiment in, but it goes wrong. Driven mad, he strikes out now against all who he feels caused the failure of his experiment, while seeking to perform it again.
A paladin trying to stop a war between rival criminal guilds finds they are all targets of a monstrous hunter.
>>39584674YupSpider-Man 2 (the one with Doc Ock?)
>>39584659hint: it also involved cake and candy-canes
>>39584722Nightmare before Christmas!
>>39584745Ok, I give up.it was wreck-it-ralph
>>39583815You are correct sir!The heroes' homeland is being ravaged by extreme weather. One believes the cause to be directed upon them from a distant plane, and forces the others into his untested teleportation circle in a mad attempt to reach this plane and try to save their homeland.The situation grows even more dire as the source turns out to be a sadistic emperor-wizard with several lands held in his thrall, and an army of servants.The players' discovery marks their home for death!
>>39584241Heart of Darkness/Apocalypse now?I don't care if I'm right, I now have the perfect basis for a Rogue Trader/Dark Heresy crossover.
>>39583817>>39583826>Nutty Professor>that Eddie Murphy movieI think I might actually be mad.
>>39583820You guys fucking suck at this. It's obviously space jam.
>>39585004Are you guys retarded? It's Lord of the Rings obviously :P
>>39584998Indeed!A massive boat was built and enchanted with priceless magics to allow it to teleport instantly across the seas. On its maiden teleport, it vanished.Years later, the vessel has reappeared, floating adrift. The player characters are sent out in small ship to quickly claim and secure the vessel.There is a message scrawled in an ancient tongue on the outside.The GM is full pokerface while giving a translations after the initial roll to decipher it. The player looks dubiously at the roll and plans to try again later.
>>39585216"You think it is a call for help.."Correct.
Two bards recently released from the city watch's dungeons receives a quest from their god to gather the most talented bards in the land in order to save their church.
>>39585589>It's 106 leagues to Shik'Ahgo. We got a wagon full of supplies, half a pouch of elven grass, it's dark, and we're wearing hoods.>Hit it.
>>39585048That can't be it. It doesn't have half that shit in it. That movie was mostly about walking and complaints.I think it sounds a lot like The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, though.
>>39583170You are an official in charge of keeping a group of immigrant monstrous races contained. However, a shaman amongst them curses you to slowly become just like them, and an uprising is imminent. Will you help your newfound monstrous brethren, or maintain order?
The world was broken by the sins of men and a new order rises from the ashes. A paladin discovers his partner has been violating the fundamental tenets of their order and personally gives him summary execution. Guilt from his past haunts him without him even realising it. He begins to change and finds himself becoming the very menace he seeks to eliminate.
>>39584914It was Cobra Verde.>mfw when Aguirre the Wrath of God, is already a canon character in RT
>>39585826Fookin pawns, the movie
A group of renegade warforged arrive in town, and a reluctant, semi-retired paladin is forced to hunt them down.
A prisoner transport crosses the ocean from a penal colony; some prisoners are being returned home having served their sentences, while others are being taken to a new, far harsher domain. The players are on the wrong side of a prisoner uprising against the guards that takes control of the ship and must alert the mainland.
>>39583760WoK. Too fucking easy.>>39583911Nice!>>39584012Ace Ventura!An insane, indentured servant turned gladiator becomes the leader of a cult bent on destroying the system of servitude. The only one who can stop him, is himself.
>>39584066The Gods Must Be Crazy! I remember the first time I saw that movie.>>39584163This is the plot for about 10% of movies. RED?>>39584174It's the story for every fantasy movie ever.>>39584224Spawn?
That guy decided he wanted to fit in with the rest of the group, and casts a spell of memory loss on the party, and the fighter goes missing, so the bard wizard and that guy must go on a quest to try and remember where the fighter is.
A Ranger, A druid, A gunslinger, a Psion and a monk take over a island in the far north with the help of magically enhanced soldiers. A retired Gunslinger/Monk must travel to the island, taking out the army, the leader of the group and the Nefarious Dragon "Rex" before they can launch Dragonfire at the capital.
A drow monk is abducted from the a local tavern and imprisoned against his will for years by a shadowy lich with a very dark secret of his own. Upon release, he is obtains an enchanted warhammer and seeks vengeance upon his captors while unraveling a mystery of his past.
>>39590112You got it!
A mysterious bard joins forces with a small company of bandits to protect a widow's property from a sadistic mercenary.
The world's most powerful clerics are severed from their dieties by halfling psionics who dwell on a different plane. Now, the greatest cleric to have ever lived must join a low level half demon barbarian, human paladin, gnome wizard, stuttering bard, and the ranger and rogue who lead them. Together, they must learn the skills needed to challenge the monsters who will stop at nothing to enslave their world.
>>39590403The Magnificent Seven?
>>39583820Gone with the wind
An army of tarrasques from another plane have been mounting steadily increasing attacks on our world.Are the players bad enough dudes to use their psyker potential to command an army of giant golems?
A warlock steals the life's work from a Bard who becomes horribly disfigured and left for dead. After donning a disguise he wreaks havoc on the Warlock's holdings and people begin to die in the cross fire for the Bard's artistic integrity.
>>39590488Any ideas? Anyone?
Foul foreign wizards have used a bizare ritual to steal the first mountain. Will the party be able to work together and break the spell before the wizards can escape
His life falling apart, the hero retreats to the safest place he can think of after rescuing his loved ones (and assorted additional friends )from the clutches of the recently dead.
>>39591026Shaun of the dead
>>39590917Phantom of the Opera
A cultist has aquiered an unholy spell component. He hides it and return years later only to discover that the hiding place is now the headquarters of a paladin order
A Commoner has been confused with a noble, and the noble's wife has been kidnapped.Shenanigans occur when the commoner switches the crate allegedly filled with gold and gems with glass and metal.
A bard ends his career having lost faith in his ability to ever be renowned for his music. Unbeknown to him he is the icon for a revolution against the evil elf kingdom
A witch infiltrates the home of one of the city's leading financial officers, weaving her insidious magic on the hapless man and his children to send them insane.
The paladin guardians of the king have been dismissed and replaced by soldiers under control the sinister cleric acting as chancellor, who plots to take the crown for himself. Can the party revive the order and save the king?
>>39591097Close enough. That's the source material, so I can't fault you for that. I was thinking Phantom of the Paradise.The King is kidnapped by a Prison City turned Rogue State and only one man, a retired Rogue, can save the King. He is compelled into royal service and sent in to save the his Highness with the help of unlikely companions made within the City walls, who want nothing more than to be free, including an old Carriage driver who remembers the days before the City became a prison.
A powerful gnome has used forbiden alchemy to create beings made out of blood to entertain his guests. When the party rogue breaks the magical symbols that bound them to the gnomes will he creatures turn on them and the party is forced to use all of their wit to survive.
>>39590630Close, but not quite.
>>39591418Escape from NY?
>>39591418Escape from lions arch
A pair of warforged are shamed by their brethren for wishing to become human. After a long voyage, they both commit suicide.
>>39591418>The King is kidnapped by a Prison City turned Rogue State and only one man, a retired Rogue, can save the King. He is compelled into royal service and sent in to save the his Highness with the help of unlikely companions made within the City walls, who want nothing more than to be free, including an old Carriage driver who remembers the days before the City became a prison.Escape from NY/LA?
A CE rogue takes a few levels in Psion, and then everything goes to hell.
A group of laborers find themselves lost in the frozen wastes after their ship is wrecked. Under the guidance of a veteran ranger, they attempt to make their way back to society before the wilderness kills them.
>>39591449>>39591458>>39591462Escape From NY is correct.>>39591194The Big Lebowski. Try this one on for side:A shaman and his warrior companion are sent on a journey to a desert city renowned for debauchery and quickly lose sight of their mission for one that is closer to their own hearts and proceed to learn more about themselves and the kingdom they reside with the use of magical concotions and debauchery that exceeds that found in the desert city they've come to.
A local village has a werewolf they keep appeased, but recently the werewolf has been rather irate and is killing people despite the agreement with the village. The church has deployed you and a few men to solve the mystery. Feel free to ignore the nausea-inducing teen romance.
>>39591577Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>>39591577I want to say it's A New Hope, but I feel like it's not quite right.
As the kingdom is engulfed by civil war, a corrupt soldier recruits two mercenaries to help him find a hidden cache of dwarven gold.
>>39586714Obviously Fight Club.
A mysterious, masked half-orc butcher escapes from the town guard and wordlessly reenacts his murder spree 10 years ago by terrorizing a group of young people.
A difficult one.Pleased with the lack of evil in the realm the head of the order of paladins have decreed the abolishment of the organisation.Having grown accustomed to their previliged position two paladins work together to create a fake evil for the order to fight
>>39591678Friday the 13th (or one of the million sequels).
>>39591577>the kingdom of bats
>>39591602Yes.>>39591616No.Two churches are at war. The use of witchcraft is reported to be the source of information behind enemy movements, but an old Inquisitor is skeptical, and sets out to see where this information comes from and if the Church truly benefits from this magic, or if it is merely subterfuge to weaken them from within.
>>39591743Good burger the movie
>>39591678Alternately, Halloween.Actually, this could be one of a dozen different horror films from the 80s.
A human joins the imperial guard and goes to war with some xenos after his home town is destroyed.
An orc is accused of a horrific crime, the local paladin is charged with defending him in trial. The story is told from the perspective of the paladin's children.
>>39591964to kill a mockingbird
A female warlock, her paladin father and a young druid outlaw has to work together to prevent an insane kobold shaman from completing a ritual that will create a kingdom of dragons
In the midst of a massive war, one adventurer is retired and has a place in a mostly neutral country. Surrounded by friends and quite wealthy, life is good until an old flame shows up and ropes him into a smuggling plot. Normally this wouldn't be such a huge deal, but the mostly neutral country is mostly occupied by one of the war powers and the people being smuggled are pretty high on that power's hitlist.
An urban courier finds an enchanted set of clothes that turns him into a monk.
Four legendary bards that have lost faith in themselves are the only ones capable of freeing a magical undersea kingdom from the monstrous tyrants that have taken over it
>>39592305Haven't seen it but I'm assuming it's the Beatles movie? Yellow Submarine or something?
>>39592084Shit, I feel as though I should know this one, and that it being about a woman and her father is a big clue.
The local crime lord has quite the legendary reputation and nobody's been able to pin him for any crimes. Vigilante justice is a no-no, especially since trying to enact it on him is suicidal and likely to fail, so the city is paying you and some other nutjobs to try and bring him to justice legitimately.Are you a bad enough dude to bring him down?
The party are commoners forced to fight of a single gelatinous cube that is on the lose in their village
The members of an isolated Wizard's Academy have began experiments on Bulettes to harvest their organs for healing poultices. But after a mysterious storm hits the Archmage Tower, the Bulettes are freed and begin to devour every person they come across.
>>39592764Hold on, is that Deep Blue Sea?
>>39592821Very well done.
>>39584686Predator 2. Think you could dumb it down any more?
A party of explorers head into the Underdark to map a new section, only to find themselves in brutal fight against the native Duergar.
>>39583820Keeping up with the kardashians
When a necromancer besieges a town, the commoners seek out the tavern for refuge.
>>39583170> the party archer has forgotten to string her bow, and is just holding the arrow in place hoping nobody notices"What are you looking at me for? I'm... I'm just aiming. Veeeery carefully. S-shut up, s-s-stupid human."
Evil chronomancer ruins everything out of love.
>>39593499Wakfu! The Butterfly Effect! Er...
>>39593479Shaun of the Dead
>>39593499Wakfu isn't a movie.>>39593479>>39591047
>>39593531>>39593543Wakfu is not correct, and was in fact a predicted wrong answer.
>>39589606This is metal geat, metal gear is not a movie
>>39590998>>39591278>>39591429>>39591460>>39591590Those all seem so familiar...Anyone?
>>39591429Jurassic Park?>>39593699I wrote up the last one and it's probably a good thing nobody has gotten it because the movie was just awful and nobody should ever have to see it.It's the recent Red Riding Hood movie. You know, the one that tried to hook the Twilight audience?
>>39593699>>39591278The Three Musketeers>>39591429I'm tempted to say 'Hemogoblin', which is actually a movie.A terrible one.
>>39593479The World's End Tavern.
>>39593808Never heard of it, does sound like shit though
A ranger, an awakened dire cat and two different kind of warforged go on a murderhobo adventure driven only by their desire for four different rewards promised by a powerful spellcaster
>>39594056The Wizard of Oz
>>39590488Guardians of the Galaxy?
A small time nobleman loses his holdings after being used as a scapegoat for a failed battle. After being reassigned to another nobleman's command he deserts the army along with a group of equally disillusioned knights to go behind enemy lines, rob a branch of the enemy country's treasury, and flee to a neighboring country. In the process they almost ruin it be nearly becoming national heroes.
>>39591784 It was Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.
>>39590488I'm at a loss.
A high-level Marshal hijacks his realm's top secret invisible caravan full of deadly magic items, the heroes must find him
>>39591460Thelma and louise
An NPC wants to feel what it's like to be a PC, and goes to a local cipher to share another soul's memories. Things go horribly wrong, and the NPC ends up running for his life while mingling with aberrations...
>>39590488I feel like there's a Jesus joke in here somewhere...
>>39593575>>39593499Nobody gonna take another whack at this?
>>39595520BingoA young PC is spirited away to the astral sea due to his proficiency with a puzzle-toy that is used to divine legendary warriors. Equipped with magical armor and paired with an Earth genasi, he is the hope against an invading force...
>>39595660Oh, oh, fuck, I know this one. The Last Starfighter, wasn't it? Something like that.
>>39595314The Hunt for Red October?
>>39595687There we go
>>39595686YupA master druid must rally a force to free a kingdom held in terror by an evil cleric. He must save the heir to the throne from danger, while concealing the fact that he has a higher claim...
>>39592084>>39592392Amazing Spiderman 2!
>>39595928God dammit I meant 1, not 2
>>39596057Correct!An immortal, thousand year old man wanders the continent spreading plague wherever he goes. If your players realize where you stole the plot from they'll stop playing with you.
A group of dwarven rogues steal their employer's magical teleportation artifact in an effort to get rich. Unfortunately, they each only have one rank in Use Magic Item, and their first jump leads to them accidentally kidnapping a human child.
>>39596501Got it in one.
A ranger/monk's animal companion is kidnapped from their jungle home, and he must travel to a distant city to prevent it from being eaten
>>39596562Babe 2: Pig in the City?
>>39596562Ong Bak.The players are part of a larger LG team that covertly delves deep into a dungeon reportedly home to all sorts of monsters, led by a lich mastermind. Halfway through the lich discovers their presence and the men quickly die. With rangers running quickly out of arrows, the casters out of spells and the possibility that one of the party is actually CE, the monk transforms into the deadliest motherfucker in the cosmos.
>>39596962Close. It was The Protector / Tom-Yum-Goong. Ong-Bak is about a statue, not an elephant.
>>39597079No, think Hitler.
>>39583170>>39583189>>39583244Lol, it's clearly The Lost Worldgit gud fellas.>mfw OP didn't even know what he was describing,
>>39591460The music video to Daft Punk's Human After All?
The youngest prince of a clan is forced to protect his castle from a pair of master thieves in the dead of winter.
>>39597139No. It's probably /pol/'s favorite movie.
>>39597147Home Alone?The party is given a quest to retrieve a valuable macguffin that turns out to be held by a group of foul-mouthed Frenchmen.
>>39597181Triumph des Willens?Birth of a Nation?
>>39597202YupA barbarian tries out a swashbuckler's game, and loses his mentor while facing down a rival boasting a shit-eating grin.
>>39597218Yup, and:Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail
>>39584037Air Force One?
A fighter is put in charge of a village of Kender in order to ferret out a black lotus dealer.
>>39597278Very close, it was actually Der Ewige Jude
>>39597363Nope. Perhaps I should mention that the mentor was maimed by a dinosaur.
>>39597615ExactlyAn Orc orphan is raised by Humans, and sides with them when the remnants of his Tribe attempt to conquer the world. Carnage ensues.
The apocalypse has come, and the faithful have been raptured into WASP heaven. Only Kirk Cameron knows the truth, and only Kirk Cameron can save you.Kirk Cameron
>>39583804The emperors new school
>>39597802Star Trek TNG?>>39598156Left BehindAn NG human did everything to fit in with society. One day, he fell into a vast chasm and touched a magical artifact. He awoke to the growls of an LE human ranger he'd never met, and an army of warforged, but was later rescued by a CG female human female. As time goes on, the man learns that he is the only one capable of stopping the forces of evil.
>>39599050The Lego Movie