Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39284574/Char sheets: Layla http://pastebin.com/AZhZH83v Maria http://pastebin.com/Pz8RjLpuEli http://pastebin.com/MTKD1usQWell I think I'm finally back to normal, or as normal as I can be, all things about me considered. It's been a very...tiring last two weeks, don't really know how I'm still able to stand upright, but I'm just going to assume it has to do with me being dead and all, so I'm not going to question it, because why question fun, you know.Besides I got to spend most of the time with Maria, though most of it is a big blur, so I'm pretty sure I did very little besides sleep and whatever Maria told me to do, don't think I had much of a real thinking mind then, but no matter I'm in my so called right mind now so I should try and make up for lost time, maybe kill a few people to get to make sure every bit of me still works right, maybe torture a few people or spend some time with Elizabeth, maybe fuck with request guy or have some lunch with some friends.I sigh and brush my hair out of my eyes, staring into my blood red eyes, looking like bloodtinged glass. I smirk and then smile widely, showing my fangs as my tails flick back and forth behind me, while my ears twitch as My sister drops something in the other room. Well there's a lot to do today and...what's around my neck, I zip my hoodie down and blush as I see what's been around my neck for most of the last two weeks, a small leather collar. I tug on it, turning redder and redder as I feel it tug against me. I smile slightly, well...Maria did give it to me, but it's very embarrassing to wear, then again if anyone sees it or says something about it, I can just kill them, besides the only people who'd actually say something I either can't kill do to them being already dead like me, or I don't want to kill since I like them.I sigh and stare at myself as I hear laughing and the sound of a blender whirring loudly.cont
>>39568843What do I do? See what's going on take off collar Elizabeth vision Take a bath go to a class OH FUCK POISONS CLUB I keep forgetting about that place Job job job wander around school MARIAAAAAFind a "friend" to hang out with *who*  request guy, you still alive? Create something Inspect a trophy Practice magic write in
>>39568851 See what's going on
>>39568851> See what's going on>Maybe check in with the witch to see what progress she's made on that thing we wanted her to do> Job job job
>>39568851> See what's going on> staring into my blood red eyes, looking like bloodtinged glass. I smirk and then smile widely, showing my fangs as my tails flick back and forth behind me, while my ears twitchSo do we have a refection now, or did we get a special mirror?
>>39568851> See what's going on> MARIAAAAA> Job job jobLet's see if the double-sided coin has any new supernatural shit we can eat.
>>39569003Cause seriously, we haven't ever been on one of their jobs that takes us away from the school, besides that fuckin fish-man fiasco.
>>39568997Magic? I mean I'm sure reflecting the casters image on something wouldn't be that hard of a spell, sort of forgot about the whole vampire = no reflection as I was writing, So lets go with magic
>>39568997Silly anon, have you forgotten the rules of magic? Anything goes so long as you don't notice!
Does anyone think we should do poison club? we might run into some of the zealots who are our fans.
>>39569061Eh, it's not really important to me. I shall accept the issue being handwaved.>>39569121But I did notice.
>>39568851> See what's going on> take off collar
>>39568851> Elizabeth vision
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>39568851> cast detect magicLayla mentioned she felt like she was being watched. I want to see if it involved magic.
So I guess the only consensus right now is to see whats going on.
I should go see what's going on with all that noise, because it can't be anything safe to Maria, or in any way clean. I turn around, snapping my fingers, causing my mock reflection to fade away, leaving me staring at an empty nothingness where it once stood in the mirror. I open the door, not staying to continue to look at the empty mirror as I walk out into the room proper.I can see into the little kitchen from here, and Elizabeth looks like she's doing something weird with the blender, I think she's trying to make smoothies, but put in too much ice cubes...and forgot to put the lid on, I think she just wanted to make a mess. I walk over to kitchen.My little sister drops half an apple into the blender and looks at me, trying to look innocent as she tosses the other half of the fruit into the trash can."What?" She asks with a smirk as the blender overflows onto the counter"Why are you doing this?" I ask "Well, it's the puurfect weather for something nice and cold" She says "but I think I put a little too much in it, and couldn't find the lid""Nice cat pun" I say flatly "Well, maybe it wasn't funny right meow" She says "Don't think you'd want a smoothie, well at least without blood in it""You don't know that, I may want one" I say "Do you want one?" She asks"Of course not" I say turning around and walking back into the room proper "Also clean up after your done with that""Yeah Yeah" She says as I hear the blender start up again, and hear a liquid sloshing as smoothing flies everywhere.Well I shouldn't really worry about her covering the kitchen in frozen fruit goop, but there's not much else to do...well besides kill people, haven't done that in a while, well at least things I was supposed to kill and not just students who caught me on a bad good day.But then again I could spend some time with Maria or my sister, or my pets. I mean that's something to do right, I mean technically. cont
>>39569340What do I do? Job Supernatural job Maria time "Help" Elizabeth with the smoothie visit Clementine/kimberly/ snack class Actually start the poison club Elizabeth visionwrite in
>>39569375> Elizabeth vision
>>39569375>[x] Actually start the poison club
>>39569375> Actually start the poison club
>>39569375> Actually start the poison clubIt's been to long, and i'm not really feeling Eli right now.
>>39569375> Make Eli help us start the poison clubSome sister time and poison club. And she learns something too.
>>39569375 Actually start the poison club Elizabeth vision
Why so many Eli votes? I like her and all but if we start the poisons club it'll be a lot more interesting from Layla's view
>>39569451I second making Eli join. We could put her mixing skills to good use there.
>>39569375> visit kimberl, check progress
>>39569509Because I like Eli, and we haven't had Eli vision in a long time.And the poison club had been on hold for so long, its not really urgent.
>>39569375> Actually start the poison club>Take off the collar.
>>39569540I kinda want to do something with the poisons club, we might get a chance to meet some of the few first years who AREN'T winging cowards.
>>39569581I bet you're one of the anons who voted to lock the door.
>>39569585Chances of meeting first years are definitly higher in Eli vision.You don't need to be a coward to not want to get within Laylas stabbing range.
>>39569611Keep in mind we STARTED the poison club, anyone who comes to it will PROBABLY not be a bitch.
>>39569662Or just be plain too dumb for fear. Layla does have a fanclub, and those people are not very bright.
>>39569609Nah I like random encounters. Besides anyone who is actually a threat to us, wouldn't be stopped by a door.
>>39569701I don't think "threat" was really a consideration about locking the door.
>>39569682I dunno the guy leading it seemed alright>>39569701The collar is basically the same thing, the potential for hilarity is enormous.
>>39569729>The collar is basically the same thing, the potential for hilarity is enormous.Nah, not locking ther door might have interrupted Maria time. Leaving the collar on does not. Its completly different.
>>39569729>the potential for hilarity is enormous.Yeah but it's lower quality.
I tap my foot on the fluffy carpet, my tails swishing back and forth as I try to think how I will end this nothing to do day and make it a fun possibly life threatening day, or unlife threatening day, all things considered, I mean I could look for more ways to make Maria Immortal, or blow something to bits for no real reason but I don't know that doesn't sound fun for some reason right now.Oh I know, I could just actually start the poison making club I got the go to make, I mean it wouldn't be too hard now would it? I mean I think there's a shack or something similar in the woods I could use, but then again I could just use the witch's "House" for it. Well I better go do that, since it sounds like it will at least give me something to do, but I don't like doing things alone, espically work."Hey elizabeth, want to help me setting something up?" I ask"Could it kill me or anyone else?" She asks as she drinks from the blender, grimacing before she pours the rest of her "Smoothie" away"Well potentially" I say "But probably not, unless they're idiots, or piss me off""What exactly do you want me to help you set up?" she asks sounding worried"Poison making club" I say happilly"But I'm not really any good with that stuff" She says "Can't you get Maria to do it""And what, make her work, that isn't a too polite thing to do" I say crossing my arms"Then why do you want me to help you with it?" She asks as she walks out of the kitchen, wiping her arms with a towel."Because you're my little sister and you love me?" I say shrugging"Well that's very good" She says looking down for a second before tilting her head "Layla, why are you wearing a collar?"WHat do I say? I'll take that as a yes then, come on uuuuhMaria.. why aren't you wearing one? what collar? DO you really want to know Gaze into my eyes, and forget about the collar write in
> uuuuhNo other option really.
>>39569787>Maria..> I'll take that as a yes then, come on
>>39569787> uuuuh>take off collar> Gaze into my eyes, and forget about the collar
>>39569787> why aren't you wearing one?
>>39569787> I'll take that as a yes then, come on> why aren't you wearing one?First no witch keeping, now this? What's wrong with you?
>>39569787>[x]Maria..>[x] I'll take that as a yes then, come on
>>39569787Take it off.
>>39569888alright THAT'S pretty good.
>>39569787> Gaze into my eyes, and forget about the collar> Remove collar
>>39569787> uuuuh>Maria..>Realize that it might embarrass the not a psycho maria if we wear it in public.>Put it away.
>>39569787> I'll take that as a yes then, come on> uuuuh>Maria..
>>39569995Actually I think it would turn on Maria pretty hard.Its not like "Maria" likes anything she doesn't, she is just less restraint about it.
>>39569787>DO you really want to know?>I found it round my neck but it probably makes Maria happy.
>>39570015Maria isn't that brazen, "Maria" is.
>>39570036Which is why Maria wouldn't tell us to do it, but she would definitly like it.
>>39569787Spaghetti over it then take it off.
>>39570057She would probably go uwawawa over it.
"Maria.." I say quietly as she stares at it in confusion."Wait, why would she make you wear a" She says sounding quite shocked "Oh so that's why you didn't let me in the room for two weeks"I nod, blushing as my ears droop down slightly."Well um, this is a bit awkward now" She says forcing a smile"Yeah, I'm going to take it as a yes though" I say as I skulk over to the door "Come on""Well, I don't have anything much better to do, so I'll help you sis" She says"Thank you, I really don't want to do this alone" I say"So where is this club anyways?" She asks"I'm think where I keep the witch" I say "but then again I don't want her to meet new people, she's annoying enough as is""Well maybe it would help her be a better....witch thing or what ever you're keeping her for" Elizabeth says as we walk down the stairs and to the lobby, a few students and agents are crowded around the notice board."So, are you going to take it off?" Elizabeth whispers as we walk by them"Well, Maria gave it to me, so she must like it when I wear it" I whisper as quietly as I can "and besides it's kind of comftarble""Yeah it's just that's not the kind of thing you wear in public, you know" She whispers as we walk out the doors and turn towards the little path to the woods"Yeah but this isn't any place public" I say as I walk into the woods"Well there's a lot of people here still, what would you do if they saw it?" She asks"Kill them?" I say"LAYLA!!" She shouts hitting me lightly on the back of the head"What?" I ask"Is your first response to any problem just to kill people until it goes away?" She asks angrily.What do I say? well it's the easiest way to do things....no? Yes? SO, have you done anything I should know about So have you been training *Choose 1 skill of Eli's to level up*What you don't? and you call yourself an assassin well it workslets change the subject *take off collar* write in
Also incase any of you missed these
>>39570275> well it's the easiest way to do things> So have you been training *Choose 1 skill of Eli's to level up*> *take off collar*
>>39570298That's a pretty big collar.>>39570275>....no? But... It tends to be the second...> So have you been training *Choose 1 skill of Eli's to level up*
>>39570275>[x] well it's the easiest way to do things>[x] So have you been training *Choose 1 skill of Eli's to level up*
>>39570321Why does she wear it?
>>39570275> SO, have you done anything I should know about> So have you been training *Choose 1 skill of Eli's to level up*>What you don't? and you call yourself an assassin> well it works> *take off collar*
>>39570275> Yes?> SO, have you done anything I should know about
>>39570275> well it's the easiest way to do things> So have you been training *Choose 1 skill of Eli's to level up*
>>39570275> So have you been training *Choose 1 skill of Eli's to level up*DO. NOT. HAVE. THIS. CONVERSATION. our sister does NOT need to know how fucked up we are
>>39570275>Yes but Mariadoesn't like it so maybe you're right.
>>39570321>That's a pretty big collar.Thats part of the hoodie
>>39570334To protect her from vampire bites.
>>39570275> *take off collar*> So have you been training *choose 1 skill of Eli's to level up*
>>39570365Whut? That's silly, what kinda hoodie has a collar?
>>39570275>....no?> Yes?> well it works> SO, have you done anything I should know about> So have you been training *Choose 1 skill of Eli's to level up*> *take off collar*
>>39570275> * take off the collar*
>>39570275> *take off collar*
>>39570275>lets change the subject> So have you been training *Choose 1 skill of Eli's to level up*> *take off collar*>fuck you captcha I am a robot
>>39570275 So have you been training *Choose 1 skill of Eli's to level up*lets change the subject
>>39570275> So have you been training agility> *take off collar*
Please don't spam this quest for your intense hate of collars.
>>39570469seriously i'm starting to suspect samefagging.
>>39570469COLLAR GENOCDIE BEST DAY OF MY LIFEFASHION WAR NOW
>>39570460Skills are kickboxing, firearms and such.
>>39570508I demand photographic evidence of this flippant absurdity!
>>39570469Yeah, spamming has no place in headmaster quests.
>>39570391What kind of hoodie has holders for syringes and cat ears?
>>39570547Oh, it all makes sense now, of COURSE the cat themed hoody would come replete with collar! I bet it has a little bell on it and everything
>>39570578Yep, that's a collar
>>39570582>Specialized assassin clothing.>Put a bell on it.
>>39570275> well it's the easiest way to do things
>>39570635That would be a better argument if it weren't also bright green and with cat ears.
>>39570635Find me a cat that can't sneek with bells on.
"Well with the problems I have it tends to be the easiest thing to do" I sigh "I mean the things I tend to find usually don't want to talk out our differences""I know it's just that anytime you come across something you don't like, you always look like you want to tear it's heart out" She says briefly touching her stomach and shuddering."Well, my eyes tend to look like that now, what with them being red and all" I say shrugging as we walk up to the door and I lift up the rock with the key under it "So how's your training been going anyways""Training?" She asks as I unlock the door and kick it open, smiling as I do so "also could you at least take that collar off while we set this up, it's kind of distracting""Fiiiine" I sigh "and you know, training so you can kill things as easy as big sis does""I don't think our older sisters kill people, Layal" Elizabeth says as she slowly walks in, looking a bit uneasy as she does so "But then again I haven't seen them in awhile so who knows""Well I always thought they were killing all their boy toys, what with how fast Jas went through them" I say snickering "Yeah, I mean we never did see them again, did we" Elizabeth says laughing as we walk down the empty halls "SO which part are we going to use"Choose elizabeth skill to level up stealth Explosives arson kickboxing firearms poisonsChoose part of building to use Basement roof large class room Class room cover in vines Witch's room ruined basket ball court library write in
>>39570717> firearms> Basement
>>39570717> firearms> Class room cover in vines
>>39570717> kickboxing> Class room cover in vines
> arsonis BasementWhere we keep the nun and snack?
>>39570717> firearms> large class room
>>39570717> kickboxingDon't need to fight for it.> roof> Class room cover in vines> Witch's room
>>39570717> kickboxingMaximum kickmode is go> Class room cover in vinesGives it a nice ambience, likely to have decent enough furniture (worktables, chairs etc)
>>39570717> firearmsor> arson> large class room
>>39570717>Witch's room>>39570740I didn't hear a thing.
>>39570757As of now, Ms Stones hut. We should probably relocate them one of these days.
>>39570822Might want to see a doctor about that.
>>39570835I thought we kept them in the creepy-dungeon-esque cellar of her hut, which is why I was asking if that was what HM meant.
>>39570717> arsonIts the only thing we know she trained> Class room cover in vines
>>39570855>>39570740Also are you sure that's a bell? It could just be a magnetic tag.
>>39570982Try not to think about it too much.
"Eh, we'll find some place nice to teach" I say as I walk up a set of only slightly falling apart stairs, the rusted railing creaking as I walk up them "But what have you been training at anyways?""Oh you know, Burning things" She says "oh and I've been going to the fire range a lot lately, so I think that counts at training""Well that's good, you should always try and keep yourself sharp, you know, just in case you need to kill anyone" I say as I crouch under a wall of spider webs and walk down the hallway, that's covered in abanonded papers,and little vines, no doubt Kimberly's "work" I shake my head, I should check on her after this to see how she's doing with what I asked of her a while ago."I'm not going to kill anyone unless I have to" Elizabeth says as she brushes the webs out of her face, sputtering a little before she rushes to catch up to me.Hmm, none of these rooms look good at all, they're actually quite boring, or locked, most of them are locked. I sigh in frustration and then look up, smiling as I see the last room in the hall, with it's door torn off from the hinges or it. Well it will have to do I guess. I run into it and look around.Oh it even has some desks, isn't this lovely, a few book cases, and nice big chair for me to sit in."Well isn't this lovely?" I ask as I twirl around int the center of it"it looks like a serial killer is about to jump out from it" Elizabeth says sounding less than enthusiatic about my choice"Well I like it, so this is the one we're going to use" I say "Okay" Elizabeth say shrugging "Your club, not mine"What do I do? clean up the room *how* make a path to the room decorate the room with what get some furniture for the room Cast a spell Put up a notice on the board Get a ..test subject for the first day get snacks explore building talk with Elizabeth about something *what* write in
>>39571181> clean up the room *how*That spell that cleans stuff. Prestidigitation?> Cast a spellLet's see if we can get some magic lights up in this place.
>>39571181> get snack
>>39571181>make a path to the room>Put up a notice on the board
>>39571181> get some furniture for the room>Get all poison making equipment set-up> make a path to the room>But before> clean up the room *how*, have Eli burn everything in it.
>>39571181> clean up the room *how*Prestidigitation> decorate the room with whatFlowerpots containing belladona and deadly nightshade, those kickass rugs and tapestries we stole from tradrick, other furniture we can salvage from nearby rooms.>make a path to the room
>>39571181> get some furniture for the room>Get all poison making equipment set-up> decorate the room with whatFlowerpots containing belladona and deadly nightshade, those kickass rugs and tapestries we stole from tradrick, other furniture we can salvage from nearby rooms.
>>39571181> clean up the room *how*Make our minions do it, and maybe use magic.> explore building> Cast a spellDetect magic, need to check if Kim left any boobytraps> get some furniture for the room> Put up a notice on the board
"Well it's a bit dirty isn't it?" I say as I tap a finger on my chin"Yeah it's covered in vines" Elizabeth says "No no, I like those, I mean it's covered in cobwebs and dusts, and what looks like dried blood" I say"I'm not helping you scrub blood out of concrete" Elizabeth sighs"Oh no no, I need you to do something else for me" I say "Go get those rugs that have been lying around in the room forever and put up a notice on the board""Anything else you want me to do mastah" Elizabeth says as she hunches over and limps out of the room"Well you could bring me some lemonade I guess" I say smirking as I make a quick few motions with my finger, the light blue suds wrapping around my around and pouring from my fingers like little streams of water, before they creep along the ground and begin to wipe the filth away from it.I smile and nod and walk down the hall way, You know this may be kind of hard to find, so I should make a little bit of a path here. I sigh and snap my fingers, the trash getting pushed away as I do so. That's a bit better, at least I don't feel filthy just standing here now, I crack my knuckles as my tails curl up behind my back and my eyes burn.I open my mouth as smoke pours from it, little mote of green flames floating from my lips and to the ceiling where they hang a float, lighting the path, that's better, now to see Kimberly and see if she can get me the finished touches, besides some stolen furniture, which I'll just take from other roomsOr request guy.I run down the hall and leap over the railing, I stand up, crack my back, and run down the hallway, to the witches room, which the door is now gone, well the metal one covered in chains is at least, it's now just made of roots and flower, I don't like look at it.I walk up to kick it open and it spreads apart to let me in. I walk in and See the knight sitting by the window, his face covered in bandaids as the witch tinkers with something.cont
>>39571592"I need Belladona and nightshade, in little flower pots if you can" I say as I look around"Why do you need those mistress?" Kimberly asks curiously"I just do, so get to it" I say as I turn and walk out"Wait, mistress?" I hear Jonathan ask as the "Door" closes behind meWhat do I do? wait in the room You know...all of this could use a clean Wait what are you making there NOW for the furniture Hmm, Maybe I should go on a job before I finish all this search around the building write in
>>39571646> Wait what are you making there
>>39571646>Wait what are you making thereI wish we were still in our collar when Kim called us mistress.
>>39571592> Wait what are you making there> Write-inGive Jonathan your best chesire grin.
>>39571646> Wait what are you making there>talk with the witch if she knows much about poisons and potionsShe might be able to assist us
>>39571646> You know...all of this could use a clean> Wait what are you making there
>>39571646> Ask Johnathan to make fire gauntlets for Eli.> Wait what are you making thereIt better the that magic girl thing. Or better immortality, that's good too.
Wait, the witch was making something on that old, wobbly half broken desk that I gave her a bit ago for managing to act normally for a few days. I peek through the plant door again, a head sized hole forming in it."Wait, what are you working on their?" I ask with a very large smile"Oh, that old thing mistress?" She asks laughing""Could you stop calling her that?" Knight boy asks with a heavy sigh "it's kind of creepy""Oh what are jealous of mistress, jonathan?" Kimberly asks with a smirk"No, just shut up" he says as his helmet form around his head"Just tell me what you're making" I say angrily "oh not much, just something I've figured out as I delved into magic, your touch giving me the ability to dig deep into the secrets of life magic" She says happily"Oh my fucking god" Jonathan sighs"But what does it do?" I ask"Well you were worried about your lover Mistress, and her being just a human, I figure out how make a soul jar" She says proudly, holding her head out for some reasonWhat do I do? A what now? Okaay?Hit her on the head Go get some furniture continue setting up poison club JOB! write in
>>39572034> Okaay?> A what now?
>>39572034> A what now?> Go get some furniture> continue setting up poison club>Johnathan help with this.
>>39572034> A what now?Wait, so we've somehow bestowed her with some powers or something?
> A what now?> Okaay?If this does what I hope it does, you WILL be rewarded.
>>39572034> A what now?> Okaay?
>>39572034> Okaay?> A what now?We'll keep it for stuff. Pretty sure Maria won't use though.
>>39572034> A what now?
>>39572034>Okaay?How do we put the soul back?
>>39572120Nevermind, I thought it used other peoples souls for immortality.
>>39572220we don't know what it does, it actually might do that.
>>39572263I doubt that. It pretty obviously stores her soul.The question is more what it does to the body.
>>39572286...huh, are we about to turn Maria into a lich?
"Okay, I guess, but what the good fuck is a soul jar?" I ask"Well, soul and jar" she says as she goes back to tinkering with it"it holds souls, like a jar""and why would I want that?" I ask "I don't really see how it could be useful for me in anyway""Well, see you put it around someone's neck, and their soul gets sucked into it" She says proudly"I can already do that" I say "with my bare hands in fact""uh, well it can put the soul into another body, trapping the original occupant of said body in the jar" She says nodding "which you can put into another body, or a...special toy, or just eat, I don't know what you're into mistress"What do I do?t ake soul jar finishing touches on club room *furniture and plants* Job Help my sister put down the rugs Job time job time visit Clementine and scack Why did you make that instead of what I asked for? write in
>>39572324> finishing touches on club room *furniture and plants*>Have Jonathan help us carry stuffMight as well make himself useful
>take soul jar> finishing touches on club room *furniture and plants*> Help my sister put down the rugs
>>39572324>t ake soul jar> finishing touches on club room *furniture and plants*>Have Jonathan help us carry stuff
guys, I just had an idea, let's pull a fraust/stone, make cookies laced with paralysis poison, whoever actually eats one learns a much needed lesson about poisons.
>>39572324> finishing touches on club room *furniture and plants*> Help my sister put down the rugsJonathan can help EliI can see how the jar might be useful, but its not really what we want.
>>39572418Good idea, actually. Need to get that started next.
>>39572419We should still take it, that bit about "putting them into things" makes me think sentient weapon/ new way to torture any more religious nuts we capture.
>>39572324> take soul jar> finishing touches on club room *furniture and plants*>  ask Jonathan to make some not ridiculous armor for your sister.> Why did you make that instead of what I asked for?We could use it to make some walking armor or something.
>>39572464>39572464THIS! ALL OF MY THIS! WHO NEEDS CASTLE GUARDS WHEN OUR CASTLE GUARDS ITSELF?!
>>39572504Eh, I doubt it can do that. And it would require us to get souls of people willing to guard shit for us after we pulled their souls out.
>>39572504.....My god we're going to be a weirder female Dracula aren't we....
>>39572518We can use bind familiar for the unwilling. And who knows if we can't.
>>39572542Dracula didn't have any sentient armor guards.
>>39572518Not necessarily, it could be that the soul has to loyal to us once we've removed it, really experimentation is needed.>>39572542Dude, we will ascend to Alucard level and make Dracula look like a pussy.
>>39572561Assuming Bind Familiar still works once they leave their body.>>39572561>And who knows if we can't.Currently nothing indicates it can make shit move that couldn't move on its own.So, its a huge stretch to assume it can.
>>39572571*Oldschool Dracula, yes I know that Alucard is Dracula I was referring to the oldschool books about him not his anime version.
>>39572571>Not necessarily, it could be that the soul has to loyal to us once we've removed itIf that were the case, Kimberly would have mentioned that function. its pretty obvious this thing just stores souls. Thats all it does, otherwise she would have said so.
>>39572584Headmaster said we could use it on ghosts. A soul is close enough.
>>39572646Link? I don't remember that.
"Well I guess I'll just take it then, I mean I may need to use it later" I say as I walk into the room and grab the soul jar from her hands.It's a single clear gem set in the center of a plain silver brooch, in the shape of a tear drop, the necklace bit of it seems to be made of copper chains or something, I stare into it for a bit and jump back in surprise as I see various black and green shapes jump across the face of it, along with a face twisted in pain, a face made of smoke. I smirk and put into my back pack as Kimberly frowns for some reason and skulks off the other side of the room."So do you do anything to her cat?" Jonathan asks angrily"If you help me decorate a room in here, I'll tell you" I say smilingHe sighs and shakes his head, before he stands up and nods."What do you want me to get for it?" He asks"Oh a couch or two, a large table, maybe a few smaller tables and chains" I say "Hell grab anything you can find that I can use""Fine, but if you don't live up to your end of this" He says trying to sound threatening "You'll what, you can't do anything, and you know it" I say smiling widely as he walks past meHe glares at me and nods his head, before he walks away, I smile happily and pat Kimberly on the head, I mean she did make something neat for me, so she deserves at least a bit of praise. before I head out to make sure Knight boy doesn't fuck aroundSoon...The knight groans and falls down on the last couch he draged into the room,next to the rug that Elizabeth put in here earlier. Elizabeth is laying on the other couch, between them is a large square table that I've put various vials, beakers and other fun things like that one, I've also stored my various ingredients in the bookshelves and brought in a few extra tables and chairs, in case a lot of people come in, and set them against the wallalso where there aren't any vines, I've placed tapestries."So, tell me" Knight boy says, trying to sound commanding"No" I say flatly
>>39572615Meh, we're a vampire/catgirl/witch/thingyI'm sure we'll find SOME use for it.
>>39572692>pat Kimberly on the headHonestly, she may have earned a bite for this.
>>39572692"Oh thank you sweet merciful god" He says with happy chuckle "wait, do you mean no as you don't ..you know, or no as in your being a bitch as usual""the former, Kimberly creeps me out and she isn't elizabeth so why would I touch her" I say angrily"Oh, good" Jonathan says nodding"Wait what are you talking about?" Elizabeth asks"Nothing" Me and knight boy say in unisonWhat do I do? wait for people to come "Recruit" members Inspect soul jarTalk to Knight boy or Elizabeth Job I wanna go on a job mess around with magic write in >>39572713It can put souls back into their original body, btw,
>>39572776Yeah probably.I don't see much use for it now, but its a neat little piece of work she made there.
>>39572787> wait for people to come>start making poisons
>>39572787>isn't elizabethErrr....>>39572787>Go back and reward kimberly> wait for people to come> Inspect soul jar
>>39572787> Talk to Knight boy or Elizabeth> wait for people to come
>>39572787> wait for people to come> Inspect soul jar>Talk to Knight boy or Elizabeth
>>39572787> Job I wanna go on a job
>>39572787>It can put souls back into their original body, btw,alright THAT we're gonna find a use for.>>39572820backing
>>39572787>and she isn't elizabeth>elizabethThats just wrong.>Talk to Knight boy Curious how he escaped this time> wait for people to come>start making poisons
>>39572888Don't you mean Maria?
>>39572888Why would Layla single out Elizabeth as a person she would touch, instead of Maria. Especially since he probably didn't mean a friendly kind of touching.
>>39572877OhdammitOH ALL THE TYPOSgodammit
>>39572787> Inspect soul jar> wait for people to come>Talk to Knight boy or Elizabeth
>>39572787>>39572817adding>Send Knight boy to get Kimberly tooShe should know something about alchemy and such.
>>39572902>>39572905YeahI know, I just messed up somehow, and I swore I wrote maria there
>>39572912I think this is cannon now.
>>39572946Incest route unlocked
>>39572991Doesn't matter since we are gay and can't have a Joffrey.
>>39572991>>39572912You realize people in this thread are gonna actually push for that right?
>>39573049No they won't, don't be silly.
>>39573049So like... If Maria and Eli accidentally bodyswap through soul jar shenanigans...
>>39573049This quest has been magical realm since we got cated.
>>39573049>being unfaithful to Maria>everYou do realise its near literally impossible for Layla to cheat on Maria?
"So know all we have to do is wait here for people to come" I say as I sit down in the big armchair and spin it around"What do mean by we?" Jonathan asks "I'm just taking a bit of rest, I'm not helping you anymore""I mean me and my sister, you can go fuck off" I say"Nah" He says as he leans back in the couch"Who's this anyways?" Elizabeth asks"No one you need to know" Jonathan says"I was just curious, don't need to be a dick about it" Elizabeth says angrilyI shake my head and pull the soul jar from my back pack and turn it around my hand, the black and green smoke filling it and twirling around, a small pink ball spinning around in the center of it.I'm guessing that's a bit of my soul or something, maybe it's just showing me the inside of my soul...wait, could I swap people into different peoples bodies? hmm, I think that could work, I mean it would make it a lot more interesting if it did something like that.I spin the chair around with my feet as I ponder what this means as my ears twitch, I can hear someone opening the big doors near the bottom of the buildingWhat do I do? Set up a lesson fuck with them keep thinking about the soul jar write in
>>39573095> Set up a lesson
> Set up a lesson> fuck with themBecause honestly, we wouldn't be Layla if we didn't.
>>39573095>[x] Set up a lesson
>>39573095> Set up a lessonAwaiting them with a perfectly normal lesson will freak them out way harder than anything we could do.They will be constantly waiting for something to happen.
>>39573095> keep thinking about the soul jarThey'll appear in due time and we can teach them basics without needing to prepare.
>>39573075It's not cheating if she approves of it.
>>39573095Swap the witch and knight
>>39573147They already learn the basics from Ms Stone.>>39573152She definitly wouldn't. Maria is extremly possessive.
>>39573095> Set up a lesson> keep thinking about the soul jar
>>39573095> Set up a lessonWe should get Kimberly involved for later lessons though. Probably Snack and Clementine too.
>>39573144Backing, let's fuck with them by not fucking with them.
I guess I should set up a lesson for them first, I reluctantly get out of the comfy chair and begin to gather my ingredients to make my wonderful little plague upon all humankind, ghoul.I set the ingredients out across the tables and onto the big main table between the couches. I drag the arm chair to in front of the empty doorway, and spin it around so the back is facing it as I hear footsteps slowly make their way here.What do I say? So mr bond, I see you've found my hidden layer SURPRISE! Do you want to make some poisons... ........ Wow, didn't think any of you had the balls to come hereKehehehKahhahahaKRAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA WELCOME write in
Wait wait wait, we just got done with a two week long fuckfest, we need to see the succubus about this.
>>39573319> WELCOME> Wow, didn't think any of you had the balls to come here
> Wow, didn't think any of you had the balls to come here>KehehehKahhahahaKRAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAcoupled with big grin.
>>39573319> So mr bond, I see you've found my hidden layer
>>39573328...Why? Pretty sure she had her own at one point or another, so I doubt it impresses her. Nor would Layla be willing to talk about her love life with her anyway.
>>39573328I should clarify that I mean the succubus that we ate not, Lily.Although those two are probably linked somehow.
>>39573328Later, we are terrorizing students right now.>>39573356HM can do a cutaway scene after the main thread is done for the night.
>>39573356Pretty sure they are two different things that just do similar things.We don't even know if her supernatural stuff is actually linked with sex, or if she is just someone with mindpowers who just happens to be very sexually active.
We have a reputation to maintain dammit, we can't be slacking on the creepiness factor.
>>39573353>Nor would Layla be willing to talk about her love life with her anyway.If she was ok with the collar, I cant see her complaining about words. >>39573367I'd rather see if we can get the witch to tell us how to contact her.
>>39573392>Pretty sure they are two different things that just do similar things.See how I said they were different. >supernatural stuff is actually linked with sexWe got a vampire level up from fucking Maria.
>>39573439No, we got a vampire level up from feeding from Maria. Which is because feeding gives us power ups and she is our target of obsession.Also I said>We don't even know if her supernatural stuff>herHer being Lily.
>>39573468We got it from fucking her as well as drinking her.And I was just pointing out that sex seems to be magic.Still should try to contact our inner succubutt, isn't that how we can vomit fire?
>>39573508>We got it from fucking her as well as drinking her.Nope. >And I was just pointing out that sex seems to be magic.I have no idea where you take that idea from, nor what it matters.
I kick one of the wheels of the chair, causing it to spin around and face the door way as I place my arms on the rests, my hood falling over my eyes as I hear a few whispered mummers and worried whines. I smile widely and throw my arms out wide, welcoming them in to the room. I look up, there's at least ten of them I can see, and just in the first batch."WELCOME!!" I shout loudly as I kick the ground and push the chair backI spin the chair around until it crashes into the wall and jolts me off. I stand up, and dust myself off."Wow" I say giggling as I stare at the boy in the front, a tall lanky thing with a bit of an afro and a scar across his right eye "Didn't think anyone had the balls to come here, well come in come in, I have a lot to teach you"The first boy looks around and walks in cautiously and then sits down by the knight, looking both terrified and proud at the same time. What do I do?What do I do "introductions are in order" Demonstrate how to make and use ghoul"Want to see something weird" "all of you come in" Calmly teach them the steps to make ghoul show them how to make a different poison show them something write in
>>39573508The fire, (and i'm quoting) "Wild Magic" no idea how we got it but we have it.
>>39573543> "introductions are in order"> "all of you come in"> Calmly teach them the steps to make ghoul
>>39573578backing, explain how EXTREMELY important it is that none of them get any of this stiff in them.
>>39573508>Still should try to contact our inner succubutt, isn't that how we can vomit fire?We can use magic due to having eaten her. We have no particular reason to want to talk to her.
>>39573543> "introductions are in order*> Calmly teach them the steps to make ghoul> Demonstrate how to make and use ghoul
>>39573508>We got it from fucking her as well as drinking her.>And I was just pointing out that sex seems to be magic.We got it from being intimate with our target of obsession. Also I'm pretty sure it was just lewd feeding we got the "body&soul" upgrade from.
...oh my god, I can see it now, the next time the religious fucks invade we have a bigass table set up on the beach, lined with food and a bigass banner that says "WELCOME" on it, the food is all laced with ghoul.
>>39573543> "introductions are in order"> Demonstrate how to make and use ghoul> "all of you come in"> Calmly teach them the steps to make ghoul
>>39573543> "introductions are in order"> "all of you come in"
>>39572656http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36185837/#p36188544http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36185837/#p36188577Found it. Fucking archive
>>39573856Interesting, thanks for taking the effort.Ghosts are souls in this setting, as far as we know, since we ate ghosts before too. And our Death power deals primarily with ghost stuff.
"Well come in all of you" I say smiling "Introductions are in order, of course you know who I am, Layla miller, and no doubt at least one of you has seen me and felt a twinge of terror sprint across your heart"They remain silent as they suffer into the room and sit down, most of them trying not to look me in the eye, but two of them stare at me like good little puppies eager to learn a new trick, I smile widely and continue talking."Now before we talk and get to know eachother since I'll probably just forget all your names a day from now anyways" I say as I walk over to the big table and slam my hands on it "I'm going to teach you how to make something I call, Ghoul"I smile and tilt my head, as the rest of the club nods and sits awkwardly in chairs, most of them are just wearing the usual uniform, but some of them decided to look a bit different with different shirts, vests or pant, but I don't care much about them."Now ghoul" I say as I begin to gather the ingredients "is a very nasty thing, which is why I love it, From what i under stand, it makes you feel like you decided to roast yourself alive and are seeing hell itself, all the while you are unable to move"I don't bother to look up at their expressions as I go to mixing the ingredients."Now you also do not want to put too much into some one, as it can kill, unless you want to kill your victim in one of the worse ways possible" I say cheerfully as I begin to add the water and mix the thick and foul looking orange liquid together, making it some what easier to put into some one I hold the syringe up into the air and smile proudlyWhat do I do? "Now this is what it does watered down" "any questions" suck on the syringe Help a certain student through the process "Any volunteers?""Now you try and make something" write in
>>39573956> suck on the syringe> "Now this is what it does watered down"> Help a certain student through the process
>>39573956> "Any volunteers?"> "any questions"See, this is why we would need Snack here, to demonstrate.
>>39573956> "Any volunteers?">Give ourselves a prick if there are none
>>39574024backing, but honestly I don't think we should show off our captured mouse girl
>>39573956> "Now this is what it does watered down">Send Jonathan to Ms Stone and get Snack> "any questions"> Help a certain student through the process
>>39573956> "Any volunteers?"> "Now this is what it does watered down"> "any questions"> Help a certain student through the process
>>39573956> "Now this is what it does watered down"> "any questions"> "Now this is what it does watered down">Send Jonathan to Ms Stone and get Snack
>>39573956> "Now this is what it does watered down">test on the knight boy, if he refuses, suggest we could use Kimberly as test object> "any questions"
>write-in"If you want a demonstration, you'll have to choose one of your number to gang up on and hold down, don't worry it won't kill them. Probably."
>>39574111I feel like this level of fuckery is something Layla would do, weed out the weak early on.
>>39574152I feel like Layla would tell them to find test subjects of their own, I don't think she would suggest ganging up on someone.
>>39574197...let's do this at some later point, I don't think it's fitting right now.
>>39574283I wasn't suggesting dping it right now.But I do think giving them at some later point homework of "bring your own test subject, or you become it" would be a very Layla thing to do.
Hey guys, for the next meeting let's abduct Maxwell so we can demonstrate just how badly ghoul fucks up your life.
>>39574317He got over it pretty well.I think what it did with the CQC teacher is a more impressive example.
>>39574312THIS. This is a VERY good idea.
I flick the needle and push down the plunger, spraying some of the toxic contents onto the table, the big strong looking black boy with a shaved head who was leaning the closest to it to try and see it better scrambles away and nearly off the couch as the rest of the students laugh nervously at him."Now I have no idea what it does in its purest form" I say laughing as they look up at me, no doubt wondering which of them I'll prick and fill with it "But what it does watered down is enough for even me to think stabbing and filling someone with the pure stuff would be inhumane"I place the syringe down and sit on the arm of the couch, next to the big black boy, who's sitting next to those two weird twins fraust has around him usually, Oh and I can see that eyeless girl, Emily, Oh and Evaline that red head who beat that old woman to death and her giant boyfriend, wow, so many familiar faces here."So, any volunteers" I ask happilyThe all look at each other, as does elizabeth, knight just shakes his head and sighs.The black boy stands up and nods, before he lifts up his arm and turns away, trying to look tough.I smile, grab the syringe and stab him in the arm, He shouts in pain and crumples over, his eyes wide and bloodshot as his body freezes like a broken corpse as he begins to sweat and convulse as he tries to move, making pathetic little whines and gasps of pain."So, any questions?" I askA few of them raise their handswho do I answer? Knight Eli Emily Evaline Joey/jasmine Martine fredricks write in
>>39574352> Knight> Eli> Emily> Evaline> Joey/jasmine> Martine fredricksOne after the other.
>>39574352> Martine fredricks
>>39574352[X] EmilyYou nice blind girl.
>>39574352> Knight> Eli> Emily> Evaline> Joey/jasmine> Martine fredricksAll of them, of course. If their questions are stupid, they get the next dosis.Also we need to note that kid who volunteered, not very smart, but he got guts.
>>39574352> KnightHe might know some heal spell> Eli> Emily> Evaline> Joey/jasmine> Martine fredricks
>>39574352 Knight Eli Emily Evaline Joey/jasmine Martine fredricks
>>39574352Wait, is Evalines giant boyfriend Fredricks?I forgot what he looked like besides being large.>>39574352> Eli> Emily> Evaline> Joey/jasmine> Martine fredricks
>>39574425Yeah, this kid is definitely worth remembering, maybe even get his name, speaking of which we should probably have someone take him to the infirmary.
>>39574496>maybe even get his nameIsn't he Antonio?
>>39574425I agree as well, the only other gutsy guy we met is now dead.
>>39574496I hate that macho male posturing. Hopefully he learns from this.
>>39574552Pretty sure antonio is a scrawny bitch.
>>39574558>is now dead.Yeah but Thomas didn't let that stop him.
>>39574576That was Maxwell. Pretty sure the black kid here is Antonio, he's the only other black guy we know and considering basically everyone here is people from our allies list.
>>39574586I meant the dumbass who shot at us at the tunnel.
>>39574561Eh, we asked for a volunteer.You could argue it was dumb of him to trust us it wouldn't kill, but testing your limits is something I can respect.
>>39574638>but testing your limits is something I can respect.For stuff like climbing a mountain or running a marathon sure, but when a genocidal vampire asks who wants to get injected with liquid napalm, and you raise your hand, then you deserve to burn.
>>39574671People might say the same thing about challenging ancient vampire warlords as teenage girl.
>>39574714We at least went in with another guild and a plan, not lol let me inject you.
>>39574599Those are only the ones who are brave enough to ask questions, there are others her they just didn't raise their hands.
>>39574739Actually when we went into the fight the girl from the other guild was already taken out, and it was mainly dumb luck that Maria got his eyes early.
>>39574771Still had their special bullets.
"Yes, Jonathan" I say pointing at knight boy as he sits up straight."Why would you make something so terrible?" He asks"Why not, next question, Emily" I say as I point at the girl without eyes"Well, i'd like to ask, do you think you could apply it as poison on a blade?" she asks"Well you can try, but I like to just stab a syringe into them to deliver, it, next question, little sister" I say pointing at Elizabeth"Uh, is there any of this in the room?" she asks nervously."No, I carry it with me so Maria doesn't accidentally get inject with it, next question" I say pointing at Evaline, her red hair looking a bit more well kept now"Could you make it worse?" She asks smiling"Is that a challenge and yes I could" I say nodding "Creepy fucking twins""Do you think you could put it into a bomb" the boy says"It seems like it would do wonders" The girl says"With a greater range" The boy says nodding"I guess? but we aren't terrorists and ghoul is already stepping the line at what won't get me banned from carrying poisons on campus" I say shrugging as a few of the people suddenly go quite "So make any such things off campus, okay, next""Why?" the fuck huge red haried boy asks"Why what?" I ask "and I didn't call on you, but I'll let it pass, once""Why would you make something like that?" He asks"Why not? I ask sucking the remaining ghoul and blood from the syringe, twitch as I freeze up for a minute and feel a burn travel to my heart"It's needlessly cruel, and besides just being a way to torture someone, it has no purpose" He says"And, it takes someone out without killing them" I say "It's damn near merciful""But it isn't, if you wanted to be merciful you'd slit their throats, which I know you can do very well from all the rumors and the fights you had with the midget with the mustache" He sayscont
>>39574822What do I say? shut up And?  but killing with a knife gets so boring Well, see, they still live so I'm being a good person using this instead of a knife so any other questionOh wait, you're that martin fellow, i remember you, you threw a kid off a building, I'm pretty sure no one took him off that fence for a few days, and you trying to make me feel bad for just tormenting someone for a few hours, oh for shame Well, I didn't mean to make it *facade of innocence* *stare into his eyes* write in
>>39574822oooooh we're finally talking to the moralfag this should be goooood.
>>39574872> but killing with a knife gets so boring>Oh wait, you're that martin fellow, i remember you, you threw a kid off a building, I'm pretty sure no one took him off that fence for a few days, and you trying to make me feel bad for just tormenting someone for a few hours, oh for shame
>>39574872> And? > Well, see, they still live so I'm being a good person using this instead of a knifeIt's less permanent than death I mean I used it on CQC guy and he's fine now.>Oh wait, you're that martin fellow, i remember you, you threw a kid off a building, I'm pretty sure no one took him off that fence for a few days, and you trying to make me feel bad for just tormenting someone for a few hours, oh for shame
>>39574872> And?> but killing with a knife gets so boring> so any other question>Martin, you are very sheltered in this academy, bvut if you would go out and take a few missions, you would realise there are people who aren't taken out by anything less
>>39574872>Oh wait, you're that martin fellow, i remember you, you threw a kid off a building, I'm pretty sure no one took him off that fence for a few days, and you trying to make me feel bad for just tormenting someone for a few hours, oh for shame
>>39574872> And? > Well, see, they still live so I'm being a good person using this instead of a knife>Oh wait, you're that martin fellow, i remember you, you threw a kid off a building, I'm pretty sure no one took him off that fence for a few days, and you trying to make me feel bad for just tormenting someone for a few hours, oh for shame> so any other question
>>39574872> And?>I have fought people who took a whole undiluted syringe worth of ghoul and didn't even fall over from it. Its just more economical to have the strongest poison available, instead of carrying around a whole bunch of weaker stuff just to be nice about it>Oh wait, you're that martin fellow, i remember you, you threw a kid off a building, I'm pretty sure no one took him off that fence for a few days, and you trying to make me feel bad for just tormenting someone for a few hours, oh for shame
>>39574872>Where do you think you are? This is a school for assassins not PETA.
>>39574872>"You just earned yourself some time out!" *injection*Alternatively,>"Are you familiar with the adage 'what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger'? I'm doing them a favour, really, now next question."
>>39574994backing this, so very much backing this.
>>39574994He isn't questioning our killing, he is questioning the necessity of the pain part.
"And?" I ask laughing "It's not like it kills them like a knife does, so I'm still a good person, well all things considered""Do you know the term things worse than death, Layla?" He asks "from what I've seen of that crap it seems like that saying applies to it""Yeah, and most people who I use on it have tried to or are trying to kill me" I say "So really they deserve it""And they have a pretty good reason for trying don't they?" He asks "I mean they're just doing their jobs""So you're trying to defend Yakuza, bandits, fuck insane cultists in two different flavors, people who kidnapped my dear little sister, and things that would make you piss yourself if you saw them?" I ask "I mean I'm sure they were just doing their job when they shot me in the fucking head for walking around""Okay so some of them don't have a good reason, but do you, from what I hear you don't buy anything with all the cash you have" He says "So why take the jobs""Well I may need the money" I say "and because it's fun, honestly""Well I knew that much from the one time I talked to you before" he says"Yeah, I remember that day, I was bait and you tried to be bait yourself" I say giggling"Yeah, also heard you're going out with the girl from them" He says nodding "hope that's going well, but I have to ask again, even though you're a bit coo koo, why do you feel the need to use that crap instead of staying simple?" "Because, simple is boring" I say "a knife is a brutish and crude method for killing someone, now poison doesn't leave many signs if you do it right""But it doesn't kill them, so why use it?" He asks smugly"THIS ISN'T PETA YOU CUNT!" I shout angrily biting the air involuntarily "this is a school for learning to be good little murders so we most of us can try to have the moral high ground, which you are really good it seems, but I seem to be one of the few first years who realizes you should just admit to being a terrible awful human being because honestly cont
>>39575292>"But it doesn't kill them, so why use it?"Interrogation, for example. Not to mention all the things that get at best slowed down by it.
>>39575292All of us are going to enjoy a killing eventually, that's the simple fact of it, we have nothing left to do but kill and try to justify by it just being a job, but I'm not one to delude myself with such horrendous bullshit, so yes I'm a bitch who'd gladly kill most of the people in this room for the slightest of things, but at least I don't lie about what I am, unlike you, Oh great and merciful Lord giant pussy"He glares at me, and begins to breath heavily, and stands up and stares down at me, I smirk and stare up at him and smile."You don't know me, so you better just shut the hell up about shit like that," He growls "Martin isn't it, I think I remember you" I say smiling even wider "we came here together, we never talked much did we, but I remember the first day like it was...well yesterday""Shut up, shut your mouth right now" He says angrily "Or what, you'll kill me, you couldn't if you tried" I say calmly "Besides, it would prove me right wouldn't it, though I guess if you threw me off a building and onto a fence it may do the trick, like the poor boy you did in on the first day, I think I heard his groans and begging to be killed for a few days after that"He stares at me wordlessly, his eyes going bloodshot as he begins to shake."So you want to talk to mercy about me?" I asl laughing "At least I had the common decency to kill mine, you left the poor thing to linger for a while didn't you?""He attacked me first" He says slowly, trying to stop himself from yelling at me"there was nothing I could do""You could have just slit his throat with a knife" I say "and been nice and merciful about it, couldn't you""Shut up" he saysWhat do I dO? keep laying into him laughYeah, also I remember that time Your girlfriend beat an old womans head in, for no godamn reason,at least I don't kill so...randomly Go back to teaching the rest of the club
>>39575570> laugh> Go back to teaching the rest of the club
>>39575570> laugh> Go back to teaching the rest of the clubYou're here cause you wanna learn Martin. If you think i'm too "mean" there's the door. I'm the only cat here but you seem to be the biggest pussy.
>>39575570>Yeah, also I remember that time Your girlfriend beat an old womans head in, for no godamn reason,at least I don't kill so...randomly> laugh> Go back to teaching the rest of the club
>>39575570>Unless anyone else has deep moral issues he wants to debate with me> Go back to teaching the rest of the club
>>39575570> Go back to teaching the rest of the club
>>39575596backing, no need to antagonize the big man, we've made our point and they'll get mad when we kill him because he tried to fight us.
His GF probably didn't tell him about that, she's not that bad, kinda fun, let's not potentially ruin her relationship.
>>39575570[X]Yeah, also I remember that time Your girlfriend beat an old womans head in, for no godamn reason,at least I don't kill so...randomly[X] Face the truth Martin, Just like i said at the halloween party. Were all killers here otherwise we would not be here in the first place.
>>39575570> laugh> Go back to teaching the rest of the clubWe can be the bigger pussy
"Kreehheehheheheh" I laugh standing on my tiptoes to get right up in his face "Krahahahahahahahaah, KRAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHahhahaaaaaaaa"I stare at him for a second and smile as he stares at me in confusion."Now of course personally if the rest of you want to make a hobby out of this, I think I should start you off with a simple recipe as well to spark you interests" I say as I go over to the rest of my ingredients."You're insane" Martin says like it's some kind of great secret."Well of course I am" I say as I bend backwards to look at him upside down "I mean how did no one not know I'm not exactly mentally sound"Martin says nothing, and shakes his head, before he walks out of the door. Evaline looks around sadly and bites her lip and looks at the floorI smile and go back to the bookshelves, to try and think of something to makeAn hour or two later.I watch the rest of the club leave through the window, walking down the forest path with my usual smile.What do I do? Talk to Elizabeth or knight MARIAAA!! Inspect soul jar requests We should make this a smoke room or somethingwrite in Alternate universe side story
> Alternate universe side storyWhy the hell not.
>>39576008> Talk to Elizabeth or knight"I thought this went pretty well, what about you two?"also do want.> Alternate universe side story
>>39576008> Talk to Elizabeth or knight> Inspect soul jar> Alternate universe side story
>>39576008> MARIAAA!!and while she is busy> Alternate universe side story
>>39576008> Talk to Elizabeth or knight> Inspect soul jar
>>39576008> Alternate universe side story
>>39576008If we get the option for the side-story a vote later too> Talk to Elizabeth or knight>about how the club wentotherwise> Alternate universe side story
>>39576040Because I want more of regular universe stuff..
>>39576008> Talk to Elizabeth > Alternate universe side story
>>39575292>"Do you know the term fate worse than deathYou mean like getting your legs poofed away?
>>39576165Oh, it's you again.
>>39576008 Alternate universe side storyPurely cause i'm curious as to what that even means. After that job please
>>39576165>Reads enough of the quest to be butthurt>Doesn't read the follow up that says it's fixableidiot/10
>>39576165This just makes me laugh at this point
>>39576205I'm honestly not feeling job right now. I dont see a point, especilly ince we just killed someone last thread.
"Well I think all of that went pretty well, what do you two think?" I ask happily as I turn to my sister and knight as the boy on the floor sits up with a groan, before he stumble onto the couch and lays down with a pained sigh."Well, no one died, so it went as well as it could" the knight says as he walks out of the the room"Well, I mean you seemed to have fun" Elizabeth says "a bit too much fun when you were arguing with Goliath over there""Well I like pissing people off" I say as I walk out of the room "it's a hobby of mine, lets just of home for the day""I'm not going to argue unless you're going to do that with...maria" She sighsI smile, nod and run down the hall ways, giggling as I slide down the crooked railing and run out of the doors, shouting the thing I love the most in the world.....The world is a strange place isn't it, but some worlds are stranger than others, shall we peer into one? One where people who are part cat are common, and considered pets one where the two lovers places are switched in the world, well some of them at least A world filled with monster ruling most things, How strange this is, how could a cat survive? Magical girls?! ...a cat is fine to I guess
>>39576284> one where the two lovers places are switched in the world, well some of them at least
>>39576284>[X] A world filled with monster ruling most things, How strange this is, how could a cat survive?
> One where people who are part cat are common, and considered petsohmygodallofmyyes.
>>39576284> Magical girls?!
>>39576284> A world filled with monster ruling most things, How strange this is, how could a cat survive?
>>39576284> one where the two lovers places are switched in the world, well some of them at leastSo Maria is the crazy one?
>>39576284> A world filled with monster ruling most things, How strange this is, how could a cat survive?> Magical girls?!> ...a cat is fine to I guess
>>39576284> one where the two lovers places are switched in the world, well some of them at leastCrazy(er) Maria?
>>39576284> ...a cat is fine to I guessActual cat layla.
>>39576284OH MY GOD INSPIRATION>a world with a strange purple cat with a giant grin.Let's see show Chesire Layla.
>>39576284> one where the two lovers places are switched in the world, well some of them at least> A world filled with monster ruling most things, How strange this is, how could a cat survive?Can't we get both?
>>39576337I think the idea is that maria is the same bu t we have "maria"
>>39576448Maria wouldn't be the same without "Maria", I think its where Maria is the Nyanpire.
> one where the two lovers places are switched in the world, well some of them at leastI like this one, normal maria and double-crazy roommate seems fun.
>>39573173She might like domming two sisters.
>>39576477let's be honest, it would be eli and maria double-teaming Layla.
>>39576608I dont think Maria" would let anyone else play with her kitty.So its more likely "Maria" domming the sisters.
>>39576627dude, either way is filled with nothing but win.
"ooooh Laaaaylaaa" I hear a familar voice call out from behind the door to the room, the door knob waggles for a second, before I hear a sigh of annoyance and the door is kicked off it's hinges, again."Hey maria, hows your day been?" I ask as I scoot away from the door, knowing what's going to happen not even a moment later."Ahaa" Maria shouts a second before she leaps on me, pinning me to the couch "So hows my little poisoner doing todaaay?""Well, before you crushed me I was doing pretty good" I say "though this is pretty nice to""Oh you're not going to try and squirm away then, kitty?" She says sadly as she wraps her arms around me, immobilizing me with her inhuman strength "I might just have to bite you if you don't fight back, oh maybe you just don't want to fight back, is that it, oooh how sweet of you""uuuh" I mummer as I try to squirm out of her arms as she squeezes me."Oh I love the noises you make you know that" She nearly purrs as she holds me down "and I'll just keep hearing them forever won't I?"What do I do? try and crawl away 1d20 Ask her to please stop reminding you about that stuff try and complain ask if she wants to watch an anime, that usually calms her down ask how her day went write in
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>39576684> try and crawl away 1d20> ask if she wants to watch an anime, that usually calms her down
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>39576684> ask if she wants to watch an anime, that usually calms her down> ask how her day went> try and crawl away 1d20
>>39576684> ask if she wants to watch an anime, that usually calms her downHuh, thats basically how I always imagined how a healed Maria would be like.
>>39576684> ask how her day went
>>39576684> write inuuuh
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>39576684> try and crawl away 1d20> ask if she wants to watch an anime, that usually calms her down
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>39576684> try and crawl away 1d20> ask if she wants to watch an anime, that usually calms her down
>>39576684Tell me if i'm getting this,Layla and Maria are both vampiresMaria is way the fuck strongerMaria took the double obsession traitAm I right so far?
>>39576792Layla isn't a vampire in this.
>>39576816Than why does maria say she'll keep hearing those sounds "forever" that implies Layla's immortal.
>>39576792Maria is at least a vampire, Layla may or may not be one, the "keep hearing them forever" bit doesn't necessarily mean she is already one.So, either Layla got a "Layla" or "Maria" and Maria switched as default.
>>39576844"Maria" and Maria switched as default.I think that's it, I remember "maria" had a thing for biting, was really strong, and had a cat obsession.Yeah I think you cracked it.
>>39576839I figure the fact that Layla gets bitten in this universe to mean that she ain't vamp.'Sides, there's other sources of immortality.
>>39576886remember the bathtub? "maria" has a thing for biting.
I grab the arm rest of the couch and try to pull myself away, until I feel her squeeze my stomach and begin to pull me back under her. I grit my teeth and keep trying to pull myself away from her as my fingers slowly lose their grip and I get pulled under her."Ah did kitty think I'd let her get away from me that easily" She says as she nibbles on one of my cat ears, making me whimper in embarrassment, which only makes her more..excited, as she starts to pull at my shirt."H..hey" I say as I try to push her arms away from my only protection from her, but that's kind of useless so why should I resit master.. Ah, no no, I was going to do something today, like ask for advice how not to be so utterly submissive, maybe my therapists would "Aii""Oh is kitty sensitive down there?" She asks giggling as I try to cross my legs"M..maria" I say "c..can we watch some anime, I mean I'm really not in the mood right now to do this""Oh but I am" she says "but if you don't want to do it right now, I guess I'll let you go""Thank you" I say as I sit up, only for her to pull me against her chest, so warm, I begin to close my eyes and fall asleep before I shake my head "Uuuh, Maria can you be a bit less tight"She smiles and lets go, and I'm finally able to move my arms again, which I use to hug her anyways and...wait wasn't I supposed to eh forget this is nice to."So what do you want to watch today, my sweet?" She asks staring down at me with her red eyes as she holds me closer to her chest again.What do I do? Whatever one she wants to watch Can we watch that one with the giant monsters in it again Please not Prince X prince, please not prince x prince So uh, hows getting the ears and tail gone going? write in
>>39577068> Can we watch that one with the giant monsters in it again> Please not Prince X prince, please not prince x prince
>>39577068> Can we watch that one with the giant monsters in it again
>>39577068> Can we watch that one with the giant monsters in it again> Please not Prince X prince, please not prince x prince> So uh, hows getting the ears and tail gone going?
>>39577068> Can we watch that one with the giant monsters in it again> Please not Prince X prince, please not prince x prince> So uh, hows getting the ears and tail gone going?>alt Maria is a fujoTHE HORROR
>>39577068> Whatever one she wants to watch
>>39577068> Please not Prince X prince, please not prince x prince
>>39577068>red eyesHuh, so maria really is vamp in this one.
"Can we watch the ones with the giant monsters in it again?" I ask "I mean I'd be happy with any thing, so long as it isn't Prince X Prince...again""There love is pure Layla, like ours" She says angrily "But I'll indulge, like you deserve to be indulged"I smile weakly as she reaches over me, to grab the remote, and stays there for a few moments, making sure to bury me under her chest. I blush, and try to ignore the fact she smells like blood again.She smiles happily and pulls me even closer again, pinning my arms to her with one of hers as she hugs me tightly.She clicks the start button on the remote at the tv turns on, she fastforwards through the adverts and to the main menu, where two big monsters tussle it out in a big city, though for some reason the monsters are girls, but I like it, I really do."So um" I say as she clicks play and the opening starts "hows it going with figuring out how to get me back to normal"She squeezes me tightly and looks at the tv saying nothing.What do I dO? keep pressing the point watch the show try to not fall asleep ask for something to eat or drinkask about her daywrite in
>>39577278>ask about her day
>>39577278>[x] watch the show>[x]ask about her day
>>39577278>ask about her day> try not to fall asleep
>>39577278>ask about her day> keep pressing the point
>>39577278>ask about her dayLets see what alt. Maria does all day.I wonder how alt. Layla became a catgirl to begin with though.
You know HM, you might have to start up a short, alternate quest at some point set in this universe. It'd be pretty fun in my opinion.
>>39577391He's running THREE quest's already anon.....
>>39577412I just mean for like 4 threads or so, kinda like a mini-quest.
>>39577391I honestly think its not quite different enough for a full quest. This Maria isn't really that different from "Maria", except for Layla being a even bigger sub than usual.I would really like to see one of the other options too though.>>39577412He was already planning a fourth quest at some point.
>>39577437yeah, just a collection of short little threads devoted to each of the AU's.
"So how's your day been up until now" I say "mine's been good, all things considered""Well lets see" She says "I tried to make the undying one actually have a spine and had some time to go and be good person like you always ask me to""is that why you smell like blood again?" I ask"Well of course" She says "I thought you liked the smell, and it does do the world good again doesn't it""Yeah I guess" I say smiling "but well, nothing, at least your not hurting people who don't deserve it anymore"Even though I know that isn't true, I like to let her think I don't know it isn't, since it makes her happy, and when she's happy she's a bit gentler than usual, which is a good thing...I think?I yelp in pain as she bites my neck, trying to hold back tears as she doesn't even try to break the skin, giggling as she does so. I rub my neck and she tries to look innocentWhat do I do? ask her to stop that let her do it again cry So who did you kill Are you bullying the zombie again? write in
>>39577487> ask her to stop thatIF she does ti again> cry
>>39577487> So who did you kill> let her do it again
>>39577487> So who did you kill> let her do it again> cry
>>39577487> So who did you kill> Are you bullying the zombie again?
>>39577487> ask her to stop that> cryMainly because i want to see how she react's to it
>>39577487> ask her to stop that> cry
>>39577487> let her do it again> So who did you kill> Are you bullying the zombie again?
"So who did you kill today Maria?" I ask "Why do you care, I thought you said you don't like it when I talk about it" She says "and if you're not going to watch your show, we should just get to it"I'm going to watch it I'm going to watch it, I'm just... I'm just curious about it, like why someone wanted them dead" I say as I try to hold her back for a moment, I really do want to watch my show, it's just that she's so impatient some times, one of her flaws, but I live with it."I don't know" She says sounding a bit irritated "But he shot me lots, so he had to be bad,it still hurts layla, maybe you could kiss it better?""I said I'd let you turn me into a vampire when I was ready, so stop trying to trick me into it, you don't have to do that" I say"Oh but then I can't keep you all to myself forever without having to worry about getting you food or stuff again" she says as she falls over me, holding me against the couch again "it'd be wonderful, and oh so romantic, don't you think?"What do I say? what? Okay.. *Watch the show* Eeep...H..hey I need to go to the bathroom suddenly But..but I like food Wait, you didn't tell me how the uncattening was going write in
>>39577641> But..but I like food> Eeep
>>39577641> *Watch the show*>Mari you're making me uncomfortable......
>>39577641> *watch the show*> Eeep
>>39577641> But..but I like food> *Watch the show*> Wait, you didn't tell me how the uncattening was going
>>39577641> what?> But..but I like food> Wait, you didn't tell me how the uncattening was going
>>39577641> *Watch the show*> Eeep> But..but I like food> Wait, you didn't tell me how the uncattening was going
"What but..but, I like food" I say a bit worried "A..and your joking about that whole keeping me all to yourself thing right?"Of course you do" Maria says hugging "of course you do, and of course I am, don't worry about it"I nod and smile, and turn to the tv to watch the giant cow girl use a building as a baseball bat to crack a dragons jaw, I giggle at the almost cartoonish violence, I mean they go slightly over board sometimes, but hey, that's part of the charm isn't it. I smile and watch the battle for a bit as the giant cowgirl begins to tear the wings of the big green almost silly looking dragon's back, wonder where the wolf girl one is this episode...wait I just remembered, I forgot to have maria actually tell me how making me normal again was going."Hey,maria, you didn't really tell me how making me you know normal again was going" I say tugging on her shirt"Oh...well it's going about the same" She says smiling widelyWhat do I say? Okay.... So when do you think I'll be normal again? B..but you said that last week to you're not.. you're not going to turn me back are you *watch show* write in
>>39577843> you're not.. you're not going to turn me back are you
>>39577843> B..but you said that last week to> you're not.. you're not going to turn me back are you
>>39577843I'm interested in the fate of Kimberly assuming Maria dealt with her instead of Layla
>>39577843>[x] B..but you said that last week to>[x] you're not.. you're not going to turn me back are you
>>39577843> So when do you think I'll be normal again?Poor Layla, so full of misplaced trust.
>>39577843> B..but you said that last week to> you're not.. you're not going to turn me back are youSo after this we go crying into the bathroom and lock ourselves in yeah?
>>39577843> So when do you think I'l be normal again?
>>39577843> Okay....> B..but you said that last week to> you're not.. you're not going to turn me back are you
>>39577876Still at home with a loving family since Layla didn't have it in her to kill her father in this world, well on purpose
>>39577893This is more rapey then I expected.
>>39577936He said Kimberly, not Elizabeth.
>>39577936Was that pertaining to Elizabeth? Kimberly is the witch
>>39577954>>39577954Elizabeth is the magical girl.
>>39577967Our sister is also Elizabeth.
>>39577967Elizabeth Miller not Elizabeth Walters or water very it was.
"B..but you said that last week" I say as a cold chill goes down my spine "and the week before that, and the week before that""Well it's really hard to reverse transformative magic like this" She says running a hand along my face and through my hair "I couldjust force you back, but that may ruin your cute little mind"Y..you're not going to turn me back are you" I say sadly as I realize it was all a lieMaria frowns, and grips me tightly, hurting me sligtly as she stares down her."Well no" She says smiling "But I still love you, okaaaaaaay?"What do I do?......o...okay... I..I need to do something real quick Fine, I don't care anymoreBut..but you said you'd you said you'd No write in>>39577953>>39577954Sorry, misread,Dead as fucking shit,
>>39578001whatever it wasstupid auto correct
>>39578018> Fine, I don't care anymore
>>39578018>But..but you said you'd you said you'd
>>39578018>But..but you said you'd you said you'd>Lock ourself up in the bathroom while sobbing
>>39578018>But..but you said you'd you said you'd> Fine, I don't care anymore
>>39578018>But..but you said you'd you said you'd> cry
>>39578018>>39578045seconding bad end
>>39578018>But..but you said you'd you said you'd> I..I need to do something real quick
>>39578018>But..but you said you'd you said you'd> Fine, I don't care anymore>try not to cry>cry a lot
>>39578021Who is on first.That's all I know now
>>39578018>noThis is the opposit universe, we are Dom under the covers
"But you said you'd" I say trying to squirm out of her arms "But you said you'd get me back to normal, you said...You said""But I like you like this" she says "You're so cute as a kitty cat, so very cuuute""But you promised me you'd get me back to normal" I say angrily "You promised, Maria""And" She asks as she squeeze me harder, I hear cracking noises and whimper in pain as she pulls on the back of my hair forcing me to keep my eyes open as her glow red and she smiles deviously as everything gets so warm and distant...can't...think....I blink and shake my head, tapping my fingers on my legs as I look around, my mouth feeling like cotton, My head hurts for some reason, and what was I doing again... I was watching my show waiting for maria to come back, yeah that's what I was doing I think, I'm pretty sure. I mean not much else I can do here really, or anything that interests me, since the poison teacher creeps me out being so touchy and overly nice. maybe I should go for a walk I could use some fresh air any...I shake my head, suddenly feeling very sick for some reason. I get some cold water and stumble to the couch and curl up into a little ball, wrapping myself in a blanket..well at least I won't have cat ears and tail much longer so that's somethingAnd we'll end there todayI'll archiveand be around to answer questions and talk
>>39578230Well, that was a depressing end.Thanks for running HM, any chance we can get another AU at some point?
>>39578250Hell yeah, it was fun. Also I wanted to show what Maria would be like on obsession 2
>>39578230Who's your anime character?Step1: Go to AkinatorStep 2: When asked if your character is real, pick "no"Step 3: Answer the questions that best describes youStep 4: When asked if your character is from a specifec series, pick "dont know"Step 5: Post results
>>39578230Now I am sad
>>39578230Thanks for the thread.Well, "Maria abuses power easily", indeed.Whats the fate of some of the other characters here, like Clementine?
>>39578274That was the point of it yes>>39578281Clementine, Tossed of the roof, accidentallyThradrick, well he's still alive, because he's a fuckmothering vampire"Thomas"= a little bitch, literally, he's a girl in this world, because why not, personality swapped with inkwell, who is also a girl, for some reasonMaxwell, still in the infirmary from a beating any one else specifically
>>39578345>a little bitch, literally, he's a girl in this worldOdd, I didn't take this as a alternate reality to such an extent, since this Maria, sad as it is, isn't that far away from ours.Actually thats a good question, what do you think, how close to this Maria would ours be if she had become a vampire early on and Layla hadn't?
>>39578230I'm assuming our crazy Layla would have chosen to join Maria, correct?
>>39578345>any one else specificallyHow did Layla come to the school in this version?
>>39578376most likely>>39578374Well "Maria" would basically be the same and like this, if more willing to just chop Layla's arms and legs off so she can't keep getting her self nearly killed while maria would be more smothering, but other wise harmless to layla, if a lot more perverted towards her and jealous of the newer characters for spending time with her
>>39578394Accidental poisoning mistaken for a terrorist attack.agent morning dew is actively trying to send her home in this world
>>39578435>if a lot more perverted towards her and jealous of the newer characters for spending time with herIsn't she that already?What about a Maria where we mended her? More like this, or more like our Maria?
>>39578468More dom and teasing, but still the good girl like your Mariaalso more willing to kill people with you since she'd have a mental stability at the same levels as layla
>>39578503>since she'd have a mental stability at the same levels as laylaI had always assumed mending would make her more stable, not less.Oh well, never gonna happen anyway.How did this Layla become a cat though?
>>39578503So can we train Maria to resist mind control from us or anything else?
>>39578503Would Maria be into LaylaXElizabeth incest?
>>39578545Well having the thoughts of a completely and violently insane personality merge into yours isn't exactly healthySame way as the first one, but Maria kicked down the down and beat kimberly to a bloody pulp. Also one of the reasons why this Layla is a lot more easily controlled,>>39578563Sure>>39578574The alt Maria would be very into it, because more kitty petsNormal Maria well, she's a fucking yuri fiend, what do you think? then again she also happy with just being with Layla, and wouldn't want to ruin that for a fling with both millers, if somehow it happened
>>39578230Once again illustrating why Yandere is the shittiest fetish.
>>39578621Layla is a yandere though.
So what is the implication in the last post. Didn't really get it
>>39578598Does this Maria have any friends, or at least acquintances the same way our Layla has Thomas and Alex and such?
>>39578638Not really. Yanderes are possessive to the point of destroying any real relationships. Like this maria did cause alt Layla is now a slave. Current Layla is possessive, but she has a real relationship with Maria and that's unlikely to change.
>>39578653Maria mindraped Layla into forgetting about the conversation.>>39578674>Yanderes are possessiveYes>to the point of destroying any real relationshipsNot necessarily.
>>39578666IsaacPompadour guyAlternate guy who layla blew the hand off of and then killed in the forestThradrick
>>39578683She also mindraped her into never going outside.As for the Yandere? Layla is borderline but destruction of the relationship is usual endgame for them plus murder unless they get stopped. Layla needed no such stopping so she isn't a yandere, just possessive.
>>39578710Why did Fredricks come to our club to begin with? Its not like he didn't know how crazy Layla was, did he just come for his girlfriend?
>>39578736the latterremember, his only interaction with Layla was in thread two, long before the rumors about her started to pop up
>>39578710>Pompadour guyHow is regular Maria getting along with him? I noticed he has always been the only one besides Layla and request guy on her "allies" list, how did that happen?I never got around to ask.
>>39578772Yeah, but the circumstances of their meeting was that gathering of all students who had killed someone on their first day.
>>39578774They go to baking club together and are pretty good friendsShe doesn't have many friends, for some reason
>>39578836>They go to baking clubWait, we have a baking club?And since when is Maria anything but awful in the kitchen?>She doesn't have many friends, for some reasonThis reminds me of that one Maria-vision we had a long time ago, where one option was "make some friends". Makes me still sad.
>>39578829I meant that he knew how crazy she was as he met her when she didn't really care about anyone but herself and her good timeSo he thought she was crazier than she is at this point
>>39578849"Maria" is terrible in the kitchen
>>39578869Where was Eli during those two weeks?
>>39578926Staying with her friend, playing videa and gossiping about...thingsalso a bonfire, there were smores
>>39578949Was the black kid Antonio, or some random guy?I'm not sure Layla would remember Antonio by name.
Who would win in a fight. Evil Maria or Evil Layla
>>39578949Does the two-faced coin do missions without Layla, or are they pretty much not doing anything while we aren't around?
>>39578988Noantonio isn't hugeand he has mouth piercings
>>39579002Yeah, well some of them do, Isaac is too much of bitch to do it with out being forced to
>>39579043I hope we do a mission with him and, I guess Artemis? Boy gotta learn to shape up.