You decide to grab Wendy and make a run for it. Even if this is a dream - even if you're fully aware that this is all just in your head - everything feels real enough that every cell in your body is screaming for you to get the fuck out of dodge. That to stay for just a moment longer would not just be inviting death, it would be to run screaming headlong into a drawn-out, protracted demise that would see you begging for the mercy of oblivion.Ignoring Wendy's shriek of protest as you grab her around the waist with your free hand - Midori still unconscious, still comatose, a dead weight on your shoulders - you spread your wings and prepare to take flight, each black-bladed feather igniting with a blood-curdling chorus of screaming souls. The ghastly din thankfully drowning out the sounds that would have made you freeze in fear if you heard them: Kyoko roaring your name with an avenging angel's bloodthirst, the cacophony of a hundred ivory flintlock rifles readying to fire......and the decisive, well-oiled click of a Shield turning on its own accord and locking into place.+ In the name of the True Blessed Lady, I do judge thee Diabolus Traitoris, Akemi Homura ++ The sentence is death +A golden light. Bright, hot, all-encompassing, erupts from somewhere behind you. You force yourself to move, but you can't. You can't even breathe. Even your wings are frozen into place, stretched taut to either side of you, immobilized, unable to even bristle in panic. You hear Wendy shrieking again, but this time in the keening, broken notes of someone being flayed alive. A searing, nerve-scorching agony that you yourself begin to feel just as Wendy finally goes still and silent in your arms.And then--
>>39504163The light fades, and you find yourself alone. No Wendy or Midori in sight. No golden-armored Kyoko roaring hatred in your face, no long-haired clone smiling as she takes you apart with the light blazing her Golden Shield. No weird-ass throne room, either. Just you in your old costume, standing in an endless expanse of white, and with a rather surprising lack of wings.In front of you is a familiar figure encased in Culexus armor. The skull painted on her helmet easily recognizable, along with the rest of the scuffs and tears on her hardsuit.After all that bullshit from earlier, after all the revelations and stomach-turning transitions from vision to vision - her harsh, vox-corrupted voice is a relief to hear. Until you hear the annoyed, even disappointed tone it carries."I've tried my best to try and account for everything that could possibly happen," The Culexus says, crossing her gloved hands over her steel-studded kevlar breastplate. "I've done all I can to make sure there are multiple failsafes in place to nudge you in the right direction in case something goes wrong." She pauses here, the visor reflecting your face dipping briefly, before swiveling up towards you once more. "If everything worked as planned - even accounting for everyone's propensity to lose their shit at the most inappropriate times - you shouldn't be here. But you are. And that...that means we're fucked."[1/2]
>>39504173She clears her throat, a sound akin to gargling a mouthful of broken glass. "My name is Malal, Culexus Rank Leader of the Ninth Officio and Equerry to the Ninth Warmaster. Formerly Kaneda Madoka. I'm not really here, not like you are right now, and not like how my other, dumber selves often show up as. This is one out of five memories I implanted in your brain just before everything went to shit, a series of precautionary mental visions to trigger in the unlikely event that the worst-case scenario has happened. That worst-case scenario being, you turned into something you weren't supposed to turn into at all.""This isn't going to be a lecture or another twenty-questions thing where you just get your earholes fucked with more cryptic bullshit. Let's be clear. We're way past that." The Culexus raises a hand, as if to stop you from speaking, even if you don't really have any words at the moment. "This is where we stand: the vision you saw right before this? The throne room and Kyoko and everything else? That's where you're headed right now. Ripped directly from my head when I dreamt it the first time." She taps the side of her helmet with a finger. "You're about to become the fucking blight of the world, you realize that? The motherfucking final boss, instead of the hero I've spent all my life railroading you into. Something went horribly wrong down the road, and..." Malal spreads her hands. "...I just don't know. I don't know what happened for you to become like this. I have no idea what you could have done to yourself for you to--to get to this fucking point. What did you do? Give your Soul Gem to a Chosen? Is that what you fucking did?"[2/3]
>>39504180It's here that she lowers her arms to her sides, and you hear the creak of leather as her hands slowly curl into fists. "...No. You're not that stupid. You're not as stupid as Yuma was - or will be. I'm not really sure." She lets out a frustrated breath between gritted teeth, the sound resembling a rusty knife scraping over bone much too closely for comfort. "Well? What do you have to say for yourself, shit-for-brains? Was turning into the fucking Devil all part of your plan? Because if it was, then congratulations! You just fucking went outside the entire fucking plot! I have nothing - absolutely NOTHING planned for this!"How do you react?Apologize. You already know it was a mistake. It's not going to happen again.Stay silent. Let her get mad. It's just another person you let down. Of fucking course.Snap back. You're sick of being treated like this. You didn't ask for this. Enough is fucking ENOUGH.
>>39504189>Snap back. You're sick of being treated like this. You didn't ask for this. Enough is fucking ENOUGH.Why choose any other option ?
>>39504189"You still don't get it, do you? The more you try to keep things ordered, the more chaotic they become.There are gaps in your plans a million feet wide, and I keep sailing through them without even trying."
>>39504189>[x]Snap back. You're sick of being treated like this. You didn't ask for this. Enough is fucking ENOUGH.>Why don´t you say something clear for once in your life?Anons, two days ago I discovered a writeup by Twiceborn called “The metamorphosis of Chiaki Matsuda”Part 1: http://pastebin.com/BUrMHNxWPart 2: http://pastebin.com/zzei60S9Part 3: http://pastebin.com/9yVMfxpeSynopsis: One day, Chiaki Matsuda wake up to discover that she has transformed into… a platypusI enjoyed reading this, so I am sharing this story with those who didn´t know itAlso, this new Homura has a golden and COMPLETE shield. It was mentioned by the Homus in the desert eagle that the scarred shield was to extract her from the cicle of repetition, and TTO confirmed that the scarred shield prevented her to control Chiaki. So, basically, this Homura is controlled by TTO, no? Unless the golden shield protect her from TTO, in wich case it would be Pinky who is in charge.
>>39504189>[X]Snap back. You're sick of being treated like this. You didn't ask for this. Enough is fucking ENOUGH.Things are shitty, yes, many of these things could have been avoided by not spouting cryptic bullshit. It is also not over yet.
>>39504189>[X]Snap back. You're sick of being treated like this. You didn't ask for this. Enough is fucking ENOUGH.>There are gaps in your plans a million feet wide, and I keep sailing through them without even trying."You know what, I preemptively blaming all of this on Nyarlathotep and Tzeentch getting into a betting game with Gendo and YHVH over who can make the most nonsensical apocalypse.
>>39504189>"...No. You're not that stupid."You gonna get taught...http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2015/04/19-1/tokyos-tokai-university-offers-madoka-magica-classThanks, voters....
>>39504189>Snap back. You're sick of being treated like this. You didn't ask for this. Enough is fucking ENOUGH.
>>39504189[x]Snap back. You're sick of being treated like this. You didn't ask for this. Enough is fucking ENOUGH.Wow, people really try to dump this whole Homura-Business on Chiaki dont they?
>>39504189Snap back. You're sick of being treated like this. You didn't ask for this. Enough is fucking ENOUGH.And with this, I'm out. Do your best to make the bad end future a reality, everyone.
>>39504189>[x]Snap back. You're sick of being treated like this. You didn't ask for this. Enough is fucking ENOUGH.I still don't want to kill everyone.
>>39504189> Snap back."Oh, I fucked up yet another persons plans? Well too fucking bad. Everyone but me seems to have a goddamn plan to win, your plan, Pinky's plan, the Blessed Ladies plan, maybe even Mami's plan, and nobody wants to let me know what the goddamn game even is. So, how about since your plans fucked, you stop complaining and tell me what the hell is going on so I can make my own goddamn plan. Because right now, there isn't one at all. Sur-fucking-prise, that when someone finally offers to clue me in I take the chance.Was it that you just didn't trust me? That I'm just a fuck-up? Maybe you should have just put a goddamn bullet in my head instead if I'm that fucking worthless, but you didn't and so here we are. God knows I wouldn't have blamed you.Chiaki Matsuda, at your service, fucker of plans and broccoli heads."
>>39504189>[X]Snap back. You're sick of being treated like this. You didn't ask for this. Enough is fucking ENOUGH.
>>39504392What if there is evidence that points to the contrary ?
>>39504189[x]Wake up.It's a memory. Nothing else. We also derailed the plot so hard that there's no plan in place. Malal has become useless.
>>39504189>[x]Apologize. You already know it was a mistake. It's not going to happen again.
We're about to have a punch up with Malal, aren't we.This is the only appropriate way this can end.Bring on the rain soaked alley.
>>39504500>Bring on the rain soaked alley.And then the cigars, booze and bandages ?
>>39504514and the crowbar
>>39504189[x]Stay silent. Let her get mad. It's just another person you let down. Of fucking course.Sick of being treated like a retard who fucked up everyone's day with their stupidity?Maybe you shouldn't be so stupid, then.
>>39504189"Malal, why are you trying to play Twilight imperium when the game is actually roulette?"
>>39504189[x]Snap Back[x]Cry[x]Cry a lot because you are such a fuck-up[x]Then cry some moreSeriously with all the shit that Chiaki has been dealing recently I am pretty sure that she is near her breaking point. Whatever the breaking point may look like.At this point Midori is just there to provide her some sanity points and make it appear like she has still something resembling a normal life left. This is also why I like the Midori/Chiaki pairing.
>>39504540>and the crowbarI wasn't aware "Chiaki Matsuda" was a synonym for "Freeman".
>>39504189Snap back. You're sick of being treated like this. You didn't ask for this. Enough is fucking ENOUGH.
>>39504392>Goodrafag finally escaped from his containment cell in /vp/mother of god.we are fucked.
>>39504180>Something went horribly wrong down the roadSomething like... having your life controlled by /tg/, nya
>>39504609My mistake. >>39504613Are there no Great Balls on hand for further containment attempts ?
>>39504249Not really a writeup as much as a "take The Metamorphosis by Kafka, swap out some words" thing
>>39504189what the hell did we do to look like this again?wasn't it we went to the akashic realm and that just naturally autospawned?thats some dumb shit.
>>39504189>I have nothing - absolutely NOTHING planned for this!"Always been your problem. No imagination. What got us into this mess in the first place.Couldn't see the potential abuses of your precious little system. Had to practically rub them in your face before you began to get it."
>>39504189>Snap back. You're sick of being treated like this. You didn't ask for this. Enough is fucking ENOUGH.Maybe if you didn't tell me everything via riddles we wouldn't be here, miss know-it-all!If I die, is my soul going to be taken by The Blessed Lady? If so, kill me now.
>>39504680>What did you do? Give your Soul Gem to a Chosen?This is what happened,
>>39504680We gave our soulgem to a Chosen One.
>>39504711>>39504713when?i don't remember this, also who the fuck thought this was a good idea in the first place anyways?
>>39504680No, we gave our soulgem to the wizard, like a loon.But in fairness, she had a hostage, so it could be argued that we had no choice if we were going to keep her alive.
>>39504701of course: That's The System Madoka built.Ripe for abuse. Homu just abused it first before the Incubators could.
>>39504732Well... remember that scene in Dirty Harry at the beginning where Harry tells the thug "I don't remember if I fired 5 or 6 bullets, so ask yourself 'do I feel lucky?'"; then when Harry goes to leave the thug says "Hey! I have to know!" so Harry just turns around, pulls the trigger and nothing happens?Yeah, it was like that, but this time it was the second time the scene happened, near the end of the movie, when he had fired 5 bullets, not 6.
>>39504189[x]Snap back. You're sick of being treated like this. You didn't ask for this. Enough is fucking ENOUGH.
>>39504732The same people who voted Mindrape with Yuma because "Something interesting might happen".The same people who voted to make more promises to Wendy.The same people who voted for GET FUCKED.This is apparently a legitimate argument to vote for bat-shit retarded shit in a quest. Cant win with retards. Either they will pretend its more interesting this way and if you wreck them and point out why they are pants on head retarded they will use the famous "I was merely pretending"-Defense.
>>39504822I was mainly really curious.I'm not a smart man.This has been an issue in real life, too.
>>39504581Hat-chan come back ;~;
>>39504822i literally leave for a month, catch up on the archives via speed reading and once again we went full retard.i swear to fuck every damn time.
>>39504882Story of my life. You are not alone, brother.
>>39504882Amazing how Decu hasn't simply quit already.
>>39504822>>39504882>>39504909I don't understand why people like you are even here? What do you possibly get out of wanting nothing interesting at all to happen in this story? Are you just here to watch Chiaki eat Spaghetti with Midori for the next four hundred threads or some shit?I legitimately do not understand the appeal of what you want out of this story at all. It's like you want shit to be slow and boring forever.
>>39504964There's interesting and there's fucking up beyond repair... Some people just want to watch the world get saved.
>>39504964>justifying going clearly full retard>but its interesting and fun!anon no you are a dumbass and your entire faction is shit.you faggots brought the waifu train as well so don't dump that shit on the rest of us.i just wanted to see what happens if homu went full emperor rather then this blood for the blood god stupidity you lot love to spew like the 13 year olds you are.
>>39504981Why are you in noir quest then?
>>39504964I'm not even going to bother explaining the difference between interesting and butt-fuck retarded to a retard.Go away.
>>39504964you seethere's a right way to do thingsthat can be fun and interestingthen there's a wrong way to do thingswhich is only fun and interesting to retards like you<3
>>39504994I'm Secret Cabal Member#44144, third rank retardation spotter, fifth rank thread influencer, but up for promotion to fourth-rank. It's not the best job in the world, but it pays the bills.
>>39504988>>39504998>>39505009That's why you always win the votes right? fef
>>39505023Not our fault that the idiots are more numerous in the world. I blame Evolution.
>>39505037this.completely and utterly this.
>>39505023yknow if the common retard was capable of making such intelligent decisions we wouldn't have to deal with shit like literal lemmings
>>39504822To be fair, the Yuma mindrape thing both made sense and was interesting. This wasn't.
>>39505064You can argue that all the choices that were made make sense. It's just that the possible consequences of it going wrong weren't considered.Anon just isn't cowed enough. He isn't afraid of losing, because he hasn't lost anything important.Yet.
Oh boy, is it time for the regular bitchfest about decisions in this quest? Because I feel like we could up our bitching quotient and increase our bitching productivity by about 20%.
>>39505083Yuma doesn't count.
>>39505064maybe for you
Seeing the discussion about retarded choices, I repost this to open a new one:>This new Homura has a golden and COMPLETE shield. It was mentioned by the Homus in the desert eagle that the scarred shield was to extract her from the cicle of repetition, and TTO confirmed that the scarred shield prevented her to control Chiaki. So, basically, this Homura is controlled by TTO, no? Unless the golden shield protect her from TTO, in wich case it would be Pinky who is in charge.
Clearly we just need to use this newfound knowledge in the vision to subvert things ourselves, like make sure Kyoko is in our spooky death cult at the end.
>>39505064>To be fair, the Yuma mindrape thing both made sense and was interesting.If you have brain damage then yes.No son, don't try to wash it of your hands. Mindrape was as bad of a decision as this was.
>>39505139yeah that could be bad.but then again there is the concept that normal madokami and not the batshitiness that is faust could be behind this one.
>>39505090We've bitched like this over two hundred times and have gotten exceedingly good at it..let's seenyan nyan nihao nyanBECAUSE KYOUKOc-c-c-ombo breakerDECULTUREgorgeousONE JOBpost blondespost lewdspost decu's lewdspost buttsremember when Iori was relevant?guys, we lost Iori the prime waifu because of choices, how is that not enough consequence?NOTHING WRONG ×9999writefags go homeI'm sick of these writeupsdecu I love you pls notice^Wfuck me alreadyThis should be all of them.
>>39505139People ignored what you said the first time because it was retarded.I am even too lazy to point out to you why its dumb, but weren't you the faggot some threads back who confused the 15th Doll aka Love with one of the Warmasters?
Where's the vote calling banner at?
>>39505160Didn't actually participate in either vote. What I mean is that the thing with Yuma actually meant something it provided development to her character and added new meaning to her previous actions. It also had some actual in-character justification. The same cannot be said for the Soul Gem thing.Objectively, the mindrape thing was dumb, however it was also the main reason why Yuma flashback was as interesting and dramatic as it was.
>>39505174No. I don´t think Madoka wants or approve killing Chiaki, even if is the Homura of this timeline who does it. It´s most probably Homura thinking that The Blessed Lady wants Chiaki death. And considering that we are the Devil for the rest of the world, I can´t blame her
>>39505196Asleep, most likely.
>>39505195What? When was that? I never have confused a Clara Doll with a Warmaster. There was a theory some threads ago that stated that Chiaki was secretly the last Clara Doll, but it has proven to be false
>>39505195Also, considering the facts, I don´t think it´s a dumb theory, TTO confirmed the neccesity of a complete shield to control the Homus
>>39504189[X] Snap back. You're sick of being treated like this. You didn't ask for this. Enough is fucking ENOUGH.
>>39504375 >>39504225 >>39504249 >>39504255 >>39504265"Do you realize just how much you fucked with everything? Do you really?" Malal snarls now, her vox-speakers turning the scathing reprimand to a growled threat. "Instead of just following all the fucking breadcrumbs I've painstakingly left all over the place - all the shit I made sure you'd be able to pick up on and use to your advantage - you just charged screaming ahead like a fucking retard. Ugh. Just...ugh." She shakes her head again, in clear derision and disgust. Not even bothering to hide her disappointment anymore underneath her usual veneer of affability and professionalism. "I don't even know if we can even salvage the situation as it is now, if you've turned into her. For fuck's sake--""Get fucked," You spit at her, cutting her tirade off. "Get. FUCKED."Silence. A long, stunned silence, one made even more uncomfortable by Malal seemingly taking several seconds to realize that you were, in fact, speaking to her."...Excuse me?" The Culexus finally replies, her words a vox-torn query. "Did you just tell me to--"To get fucked, yes. She heard you."...I see." Malal nods slowly, the visor reflecting your face dipping once, twice, before she steps towards you. Deliberately, calmly, each bootfall echoing in the closed space with in time with a placid heartbeat. "...You do realize you're talking to a prerecorded vision, right? But even then - even if I'm not actually here to hear you say that - what makes you think you have any FUCKING RIGHT TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE?!"[1/2]
Is Decu dead? Has the "rain" crashed his moonweb again? Should we commence the chanting and posting of blondes and legs?
>>39504963It's simply a matter of time. He's delaying each thread as much as possible, to spare him the agony. He makes the quest progress as little as possible so the retards might get bored and leave.Yet, he draws a lot of dumb fanservice and lewd shit that makes the retards stay and beg for more. I don't get it.
>>39505431The Culexus ends her words in a vox-amplified, eardrum-bursting SHRIEK as she grabs you by your costume's collar with one gloved hand, the other bunched into a studded fist and hurtling towards your face - but you were expecting that. You knew, even if you remember absolutely nothing of your previous interactions with the Culexus, that she would simply explode once interrupted in mid-tirade. It was one of her triggers, and you didn't just set it off - you doused it in gasoline and flicked a lit cigarette at its direction.Because you've just had enough of this bullshit.The lethally-wielded, metal-studded fist whistles past you as you tilt your head the slightest bit to the side. At the same time, you hook both hands underneath her helmet, to use it as a handhold to pull her down towards you - just as you slam your knee into her midsection, right in the unprotected space between her ab guard and her breastplate.The effect is immediate as it is immensely satisfying - the Culexus suddenly wheezes, then coughs, all wind forced out of her lungs. She tries for another punch - as solid as your first hit was, you know it's going to take much more than that to dislodge a pugilist as tenacious, to put away someone as used to brawling as Malal. So you dodge again, twisting away from a blow that would have broken your face in half - and then do something that you never thought you'd do to the Culexus.You pull out your Golden Desert Eagle from your Shield - your cracked, scarred Shield - and shoot her in the kneecap. Point blank.The round briefly sparks as it kicks against some sort of transparent kinetic shield covering Malal's suit - slowing down just enough that when it finally punches through, it simply tears away the crimson knee guard there, rather than take the Culexus' entire leg off. The impact, however, is enough to send Malal crashing to the ground, a stunned, shocked cry leaving her lips.[2/3]
>>39505459"You...you SHOT me." She manages to choke out, still coughing, still trying to get her breath back. "...You fucking shot ME. I'm a fucking figment of your IMAGINATION, you useless piece of--""Shut up," You snarl down at her. "I fucked up another one of your plans? Too fucking bad. I am fucking SICK of everyone treating me like a fucking pawn for their fucking plans. Pinky's plan, the Blessed Lady's plan, Kyuubey's--" You point the muzzle of the Golden Desert Eagle at the skull leering up at you. "...and nobody wants to let me know what the goddamn game is. No, it's fine. Let the fucking drunk amnesiac just stumble into shit, she'll work it out somehow, RIGHT?!""Don't you fucking point that thing at me--" Malal snarls, trying to get up. You step forward and keep her down with your heeled foot on her chestplate, your gun still aimed at her forehead."I didn't ask for this," You spit down at her. "I never asked for this. But I tried my best to play along, even if everyone and their fucking mother was doing their best to keep me out of the fucking loop. Is it really a surprise that I fucked up NOW? When someone offered to clue me in? What the fuck did you think I was going to do?"Malal is silent here, and you take that as her capitulation. You swing the gun away from her helmet, just as it suddenly starts to rain. The mysterious precipitation soaking into your clothes, distorting the polished dark visor reflecting your face with moisture - making the skull painted on the Culexus' helmet seem to cry wet tears."So, how about since your plans are fucked, you stop complaining and tell me what the hell is going on so I can make my own fucking plans?" The words come so easily now, when back then you'd have hesitated and stuttered over them. "Because right now, there isn't one at all.""...You know I can't--" The Culexus starts, but you cut her off again, once more aiming the Desert Eagle at her.[3/4]
>>39505488"Why? Because you don't trust me? Is that it? Is it because I'm a fuck-up? Or is it something else?" You shake your own head here. "Maybe you should've just put a fucking bullet in my head if I'm that fucking worthless. But you didn't. And here we are."A moment passes between the both of you as thunder cracks overhead, followed by a flash of lightning. Briefly illuminating the lightless, lifeless city broken around you."God knows I wouldn't have blamed you." You finally finish as you take your foot off her chestplate, allowing her to finally get back up on her feet. She does so slowly, hesitantly, her breath sawing in and out of her lungs in vox-corrupted rasps."...Well?" You prompt her after a long moment. "I'm waiting.""You're...you're changing it." She says quietly. "...You're not supposed to be able to do that."Changing? Changing what?"This. All of it. The vision I implanted." She points upwards, to the raining sky above you, to the shattered Mitakihara lying around the both of you. "This is...it's supposed to play back just the way I recorded it. And after this conversation, I'm supposed to--" The Culexus trails off, shaking her head again. "This is bullshit."Supposed to...? You frown here. What's she supposed to do--"A complete memory wipe. Another induced episode of amnesia." Malal shakes her head. "That'll make it the second...no, the third time this'll be triggered. Just enough for Kyuubey to try and start over, and if that doesn't work, then to try with the red or the blue one..."[4/5]
>>39505506"A complete memory wipe. Another induced episode of amnesia." Malal shakes her head. "That'll make it the second...no, the third time this'll be triggered. Just enough for Kyuubey to try and start over, and if that doesn't work, then to try with the red or the blue one..."Your eyes go wide here. What? Another episode of amnesia?The third time? So...the amnesia...that was--No. No. This is bullshit. This is--Jesus fucking Christ. How do you react?No. That's not going to happen. I'm not going to allow it.What? NO. FUCK NO. NO MORE AMNESIA. I AM NOT FORGETTING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.Don't tell me Kyoko and Sayaka are involved in your fucking piece of shit plan. Not them.Try and stay calm, and ask her to tell you everything she can tell you.
>>39505522[X]Try and stay calm, and ask her to tell you everything she can tell you. Also not to mindwipe.If it makes any difference, we're horrified and disgusted with the idea of becoming the enemy of everyone.
>>39505522>What? NO. FUCK NO. NO MORE AMNESIA. I AM NOT FORGETTING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.>Don't tell me Kyoko and Sayaka are involved in your fucking piece of shit plan. Not them.Clearly the only answer.
>>39505506>"A complete memory wipe. Another induced episode of amnesia." Malal shakes her head. "That'll make it the second...no, the third time this'll be triggered. Just enough for Kyuubey to try and start over, and if that doesn't work, then to try with the red or the blue one..."YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
>>39505522>[x]What? NO. FUCK NO. NO MORE AMNESIA. I AM NOT FORGETTING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.Fuck you and your fucking bread crumbs that don't fucking exist! You didn't leave shit for me to follow! So now you're going to lay it all out for me or I'm going to see exactly what it takes to drink and drug a magical girl to death.
>>39505522>[X]What? NO. FUCK NO. NO MORE AMNESIA. I AM NOT FORGETTING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN>[X]Don't tell me Kyoko and Sayaka are involved in your fucking piece of shit plan. Not them.
>>39505522>[X]No. That's not going to happen. I'm not going to allow it.>[X]Try and stay calm, and ask her to tell you everything she can tell you.Damn.
>>39505522[X]What? NO. FUCK NO. NO MORE AMNESIA. I AM NOT FORGETTING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.[X]Don't tell me Kyoko and Sayaka are involved in your fucking piece of shit plan. Not them.
>>39505522[x]No. That's not going to happen. I'm not going to allow it.Hey, she's right in that one of the bouts of amnesia actually helped, since it allowed the creation of the Chiaki Matsuda personality.The one we suffered in Siberia didn't, though, since that one didn't have enough time to differentiate herself, beyond liking to drink water rather than whiskey.
What the FUCK Malal!
>>39505522>[x]Don't tell me Kyoko and Sayaka are involved in your fucking piece of shit plan. Not them.
>>39505522>try to stay calm and ask her to tell you everything she can tell you
First, snap>[X]What? NO. FUCK NO. NO MORE AMNESIA. I AM NOT FORGETTING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.Then, worry about Sayaka and Kyoko>[x]Don't tell me Kyoko and Sayaka are involved in your fucking piece of shit plan. Not them.And finally, calm down>[x]Try and stay calm, and ask her to tell you everything she can tell you.Anons, have Malal just admitted to be responsible for at least one episode of amnesia of Chiaki?
>>39505522The... third... timeFUCK THAT NOISE[X]No. That's not going to happen. I'm not going to allow it.[X]Try and stay calm, and ask her to tell you everything she can tell you.[X] Point gun at head. PERSONA out of here.
Looks like we really made the best choice when we decided to give our soul to a Chosen and became a god as a result.
>>39505522>Just let it happen. It's obviously for the best.
>>39505522[x]What? NO. FUCK NO. NO MORE AMNESIA. I AM NOT FORGETTING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.[x]"What good has this done in the past?! We are here because you made me forget repeatedly. What did you think would happen?! I never wanted any of this!"[x]Enter Full Despair-Mode
>>39505522"The irony of you wiping my memory is not lost on me.I remember. I tried the same thing, once. On you. It doesn't work.I could tell you exactly how this will go down, if you try it. But you won't believe me. None of you ever believe me."
>>39505522[x]No. That's not going to happen. I'm not going to allow it.Since we can't play along. Its time to make our own way.
Sorry, reposting>>39505522First, snap>[X]What? NO. FUCK NO. NO MORE AMNESIA. I AM NOT FORGETTING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.Then, worry about Sayaka and Kyoko>[x]Don't tell me Kyoko and Sayaka are involved in your fucking piece of shit plan. Not them.And finally, calm down>[x]Try and stay calm, and ask her to tell you everything she can tell you.Anons, have Malal just admitted to be responsible for at least one episode of amnesia of Chiaki?
>>39505522>What? NO. FUCK NO. NO MORE AMNESIA. I AM NOT FORGETTING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.
>>39505639Bust through fate with our waifus
So Chiaki escaped from the cycle of fucking up and turning back time and was then in a cycle of fucking up and getting a memory wipe.Karma is a bitch.
>>39505522>[X]Try and stay calm, and ask her to tell you everything she can tell you.>[X]Shoot her when it's done.>[X]Light cigarette while illusion fades.She's going at full Noir, Captain. We can't push her any farther.
>>39505522>Try and stay calm, and ask her to tell you everything she can tell you.Around Culexus, always be suspicious.So what did we do to cause the mindwipe at the beginning of the quest?
>>39505637I suppose you are talking about Pinky?
>>39505654YOUR WAIFU IS THE WAIFU THAT WILL PIERCE THE WAIFU.
>>39505670Around CulexusNever Relaxus
>>39505657Stupid sexy malal
>>39505670We asked the wrong questions
>>39505637Does Chiaki really remember wiping Madoka's memory?
>>39505522>[X]No. That's not going to happen. I'm not going to allow it.
>>39505703Nope, because of AMNESIA
>>39505522>[X]Try and stay calm, and ask her to tell you everything she can tell you.>"A complete memory wipe. Another induced episode of amnesia."I thought this was just an illusion induced by missy Friendless Prophet in revenge for Yuma. This is way better.But, remember. This is an "implanted memory" that we "changed", where Malal is apparently life-like. This could be an illusion. It may not be Malal's doing, and it may all be just bullshit. We don't know. We're in full Shadowrun territory.
>>39505189You forgot>Not trusting the Mumi
>>39505730That's questionable. We remembered everything when we became Akemi Homura. She closed some of those memories off, but that doesn't mean that Chiaki can't remember any of it.
https://youtu.be/RMR5zf1J1HsAll aboard, anons. Let's get the hell off these rails
>>39505768No gods. No kings. No prophets.Only waifus
>>39505757And then we chose to unhomu ourselves.
>No. You're not that stupid. You're not as stupid as Yuma was - or will be>or will beYuma will appear again CONFIRMED
>>39505807Reread what I wrote. Go ahead. I can wait.
>>39505823>pre-recorded>recorded in the past>in the past where yuma was still alive and was planned to be aliveYou really are dumb.
>the retard has a twitterI am entertained.
>>39505823It's supposedly a recording.i.e., it was recorded IN THE PASTTHE PRESENT IS THE FUTURE OF THE PAST, YOU TWIT
>>39505833We could have kept the knowledge.
>>39505841I am disgusted.
>>39505847We also would have been Homura and Mami as well as Wendy would have died.I voted for staying a god.
>>39505522> what!! Fuck no! "Blast her"
I find it extraordinarily interesting that Akemi Homura with her golden shield was int he room when they convicted Akemi Homura of her crimes and tried to kill us. I suspect we're really not Homura at all.
>>39505839>>39505844When Yuma has been as dumb as in WP? Malal is saying that Yuma is going to make another stupid decision in the future to the level of WP. But yes, I admit that you two have a point. We will see how things progress
>>39505844The future is now.
>>39505826...not sure if canon? Can you quote me a %?
>>3950590633.3. Repeating, of course.
>>39505867>and Mami as well as Wendy would have died.You say that like it is a bad thing.
>>39505886No.The future is now.
>>39505914Can you not read?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la_b5AUmJMs is the current theme of the hour.Don't forget to shadowrun loudly.We just narrowly avoided death.
>>39505522>Try and stay calm, have her explainThe amnesia trick would work in a few instances - it's actually kind of clever, if not a bit heavy-handed. But in this one situation, it doesn't work. We need to deal with the physical abnormality first - because if we don't get that fixed nothing else matters. "QB has a plan for the wings. I'm sure he isn't the only one. Start talking."
>>39505934Not only that. Malal has just admitted that Kyuubey is aware of her plan. Considering that, shouldn´t he already know how to get rid of the wings or at least have a good idea?
>>39505932Thats wrong, Anon-kun. We are past that point. We are somewhere here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdKJHfG4DLo&index=17&list=PLTFhyXu0Bx8T9R1RM9GKSmbNp86Lmi55H
>>39505966>Kyuubey is aware of her plan
>>39505913What, no! I rebuke your figure with these findings!
>>39505966Oh shit. That's why he wanted to debrief us right then instead of after 24 hours. He knew we wouldn't remember, if he waited.I say we break out, first thing after we wake up.
MALAL DID NOTHING WRONG
>>39505934Consider this:We assume the following:The "dream" is entirely real.Kyuubey knew of Chiaki's induced amnesia.Kyuubey planned on this with Malal, because Malal knew of this beforehand and made plans for it.QB could have lied. He knew of this, and he's simply following Malal's plan. He will wait until we are wiped, then he will feed us with more bullshit.QB isn't on our side, that means the Officio can and potentially will be against us. We can't trust any friends related to the Officio, because they are under QB's power, and considering we are the very image of fear to every incubator, QB will take every measure to keep us contained until a proper "solution" is found.We are alone.
>>39506005>I say we break out, first thing after we wake up.So that what, we end up on the run from all of the Officios of the world and the First, as well as signing the death warrants for every Magical Girl under our command?Turning both Sayaka and Kyouko against us?
>"You're...you're changing it." She says quietly. "...You're not supposed to be able to do that."Reminds me of something in berserk where the skull knight mentions that since Gut's isn't effected by fate he might be able to change fated things. Perhaps its the same here.
>>39506029Nah. Just waltz up to QB and push his face into that puddle of pee he just dropped on us.
>>39506005>That's why he wanted to debrief us right then instead of after 24 hours. He knew we wouldn't remember, if he waited.ITS OGRE
>>39506029>Trusting QB's word.
Shoot Malal, fake amnesia, waifu Pinky, murder the entire First and move into the moon base.
>>39506005NO. THEN we'll have the entirety of all officios killing us. That's what happens. That's the dream. That's the consequence of remaining in Devil Homu form when QB expects us to be mindwiped.We need to pretend we have amnesia. It's the only way out.
>>39506005We can't break out. We will be gunned down and hunted by the entire world.We can't stay and know. We will be executed.We have only one choice left; Pretend to be wiped again.We pretend we don't remember anything, just like at the start of the quest, and we compare all the brand new bullshit he feeds us now to what we know. We break the cycle.
>>39506093I doubt that. Although my idea is too heavy-handed. We should just tell him that we know and are still willing to work with him.
>>39506115>We will be gunned down and hunted by the entire world.You do not know this.
>>39506088You. I like you.
>>39506115Actually, its a brilliant plan. Its an easy way to gather intel.Though I can't imagine it would be easy for Wendy and Midori.
>>39506131QB spelled it out. He has little reason to lie if we're going to be mind-wiped.
>>39506131It's pretty close to the worst case scenario. Which means you should be assuming it in any case.
>>39506131>You do not know thisIt's pretty obvious. If what Kyuubey said is true, and it probably was, every incubator in the world instinctively fears us and knows what we are. They will destroy us.
>>39506093>That's the consequence of remaining in Devil Homu form when QB expects us to be mindwiped.It's the consequence of thinking we know better than others, killing Mami, getting rid of QB, and taking off with a chunk of the Officio still loyal to us. Faking the amnesia is too problematic. Chiaki isn't that good of an actress, and the players can't keep their knowledge together for that kind of deception to work.And how do we know that faking the amnesia will even help?
>>39506115Damn. The more I think about it, this seems like the only solution
>>39506173Why would he lie to someone that is about to die?
>>39506185Just in case.
>>39506115Assuming we fake amnesia successfully and we pretend to get QB to trust us, if he gets new Culexus and decides to try to "restore" our memories, what will we do?Also, can we trust Kyoko and Sayaka with that plan? In case things go wrong, we'll need allies.
>>39506194So, because he can. Good point. Shit.
I just notoiced: where are the vote cutoffs? Are all the namefags busy?
>>39505522[X] Try and stay calm, and ask her to tell you everything she can tell you."Considering you had to wipe all my memories more than once, your plans aren't as working as well as you'd hoped. Talk. "
>>39506196Wipe her mind and make her think she restored ours.No.We are Batmanalone.
The problem here is, we also have to be careful not to despair-bomb Malal.
>>39506093>>39506026>>39506005>We are alone.[NUTCRACKING INTENSIFIES]
>>39506196I trust Wendy and Midori.
>>39506214I just got up! Sorry for the inconvenience, folks.
>>39506246What will you name your offspring with Kharn?
>>39506214I'm guessing they're busy circlejerking on IRC.
>>39506243That was half the point of the earlier foreshadowing, they're probably the only two close to us we can undeniably depend on. we have their complete loyalty. Sayaka, Kyoko, Mami, Kyubey, with this little revelation here, it's apparent QB will do anything in his power to enforce Malal's machinations, and the entire Offico is his tool to do so. Everyone else us a liability.
>the retard blowing out decu's waifu
>>39506327halley go back to shitposting on swq
And people thought we could trust QB.
>>39506196Put on warmaster hat, make her our obedient sex-slave.
>>39506366ironically that's probably almost exactly what Malal built Chiaki for, crazy bitch control freak that she is
>>39506366So how does Kharn coming back figure into all this?
>>39506361only idiots.QB is reliable, not trustworthy.It's worth bearing in mind that, whatever he's planning still fucking over most of his kin to do it.
>>39506366Pretend to be mind wipedSeduce a chunk of the supporting castRebel against dickbutt and gather all the golden weapons
TFW this is al bullshit shadowrunning.
>>39506411Sound suspiciously like what just happened in the vision
>>39506406How do we know he's actually planning anything?He's likely to hide those wings, but he doesn't have to do anything beyond that.
>>39506433Also rebelling means we will have to kill Tiny Pete and Misaka.
>>39506433Fuck yeahLess waifus, more shadow runsWe can make our harem among those who survive our paranoia and indiscriminate murder spree
>>39506395According to Kyuubey, to assure if we need another treatment like in Siberia. In my opinion, because if they are going to destroy our Officio, they gather everyone together.Shadowruns, man
>>39506484Good. They're shit characters anyway.
>>39506361Considering our track record in decision-making, who would trust Chiaki to make the right decisions without a lot of hand-holding and oversight, but outright saying what to do would only result in Chiaki (and quite a few players) going "You can't tell me what to do" and then going and making a mess of things anyway.>>39506411Well, gee, that sounds exactly like how the dream pans out, with our Officio isolated and targeted by the world and every Magical Girl under our command being executed.
>>39505522[X]What? NO. FUCK NO. NO MORE AMNESIA. I AM NOT FORGETTING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.I'll say this again- GET. FUCKED.
>>39506484Like Misaka wouldn't go with us. Our little death merchant would be giddy at the thought of trying out every weapon.
>>39506232>>39506241>>39506433>>39506361>>39506406>>39506411>>39506436This pictures seems relevant now.
>>39506499Remember that one version of us in the witch barrier was one that went terminal corruption and killed everyone.
>>39506554Murderface, yeah.Man, good fucking morning mgnq
>>39506526You didn't actually see memento did you?
>>39506581I did. Did you?
>>39506606It would imply Homu can be trusted.
>>39506606I don't remember
>>39506581>>39506606I haven´t seen the film. Why is relevant to >>39506526 ?
Don't forget, this dream might be fake. Malal might've never actually wiped our memory, but she is actually trying to fool us with lies and deceit into following her plan.Or maybe we're just royally fucked.
>>39506632Some homu can be trusted, but not all
>>39506698But can we trust Homuhomu?
>>39506683Was things going off-plan part of your plan?I'm crashing this plan with no survivors.Yours is a big plan.FOR YOU.
>>39506707We can probably trust ourselves aka AI YO
>>39506707Don't trust anyone, not even yourself.
We need to find allies. Either people who are loyal to us or who are too dumb to question our orders.
>>39506711Actually, I am wondering: considering that Malal has seen everything that could happen, considering that she take in account every possibility and having admitted that she wants Chiaki to be a hero, isn´t it worse that we try to do things on our own?Maybe we are fucking everuthing more not doing what she wants.But yeah, I think she is an asshole
>>39506743And that will lead to our army in the vision, that will be wiped out in a war that will end with us diying at the hands of Homura
Decu is tot
>>39505522<No more fucking memory wipes"I don't think that's going to happen. It sure as hell hasn't worked out so well the last couple of times. Which I'm pretty pissed about, but I think you've actually made me too angry to actually be upset. So, what exactly is the point of this message than if you were going to wipe my memory anyways? Just letting out some of your own anger on the friend you broke and abandoned hoping she would follow a trail of breadcrumbs after you tore her life away from you? I mean, I thought - no, I KNOW I'm a bad person. But what the fuck, Madoka."Also, yfw Deculture uses at least some of your post and writes to actually be good. Feels good man, especially when you're new and just finished binging archives.
>Malal thinks she's a prerecorded memory right now>We currently collect the souls of the damned completely subconsciously (and burn them as fuel for our journey but that's besides the point)>This Mitakihara is changing to reflect our moodAhahahahahaaaa Malal you poor bitch you're in our fucking barrier
>>39506825I wager my butt virginity that if that's the case, we'll have to burn Malal's soul to escape.
>>39506860Anon, please. Why would we murder a Malal when all she wants is for the world to not get brutally Homu'd?
200+ posts10 by OP, in two chunks.What the fuck is wrong with the people in this quest? I mean, almost all of them are bitching and shadowruns.
>>39506860Escape? Why would we need to escape?If we (or our dolls) have plucked her soul into our magical realm and made her think that she's the one in charge here, then now is not the time for fear.
>>39506825Or maybe it means we can save everyone?
>>39506901Something slightly controversial happened so people exploded. This is the MGNQ experience.
>>39506860Anal virginity is like leftover pasta. Squishy, delicious and soon forgotten.
>>39506902>Nobody cared who we were until we grew the wings
>>39506806>It sure as hell hasn't worked out so well the last couple of times.It got rid of the fuckup that was Murderface. Though, if you're saying that Chiaki Matsuda, with /tg/ making her decisions, is even more of a fuckup than someone who had no redeeming qualities besides being a useful killer, and who was only effective because she had time stop hax powers, then sure, you've got a point.
>>39506902>What the fuck is wrong with the people in this quest?Ask yourself not what is wrong with the people in this quest, and instead ask yourself why every quest isn't like this.
>>39506930Save only those who amuse us?
>>39506825She always has been, anon.Mitakihara IS our barrier.
>>39506964The image is a reference to the fact that Pinky was born due to the consecuences of Homusatan actions, with her intentions being save Madoka and indirectly everyone from the incubators. That, or I have just writed a lot of bullshit
>>39506825>>39507010>and indirectly everyone from the incubatorsNo, homusatan couldn't have given less than two shits about the incubators except for pure yandere spite.
>>39506901this guy knows what's up
Can we just Flesh of the Fallen Angels the memory out of this thing? Like, just eat her and rip out all the information here?
>>39507010Well, its actually Madoka's witch is Kriemhild Gretchen. Who wants to end all suffering by drawing everyone into her barrier. Before Madoka became Godoka, she could pretty much do that.
So, let's say she does mindwipe us. We still have our journal, right? How is that going to affect her plan?
>>39507044I prefer to think that she started off with good intentions, and then power corrupted entirely.
>>39507055If it's just an implanted memory, then probably not.If it's actually Malal's soul and pic related, then probably.
>>39507068>implying she doesn't know about it>implying she can't edit itWe fucked up the minute we started to use that thing
>>39506901OP takes forever.
>>39507085>I was waiting for this momentnah son that shit was premeditated
>>39507125we obviously need to find the other journals she made us forget about, and use them to see what might happen later
>>39507055>Chaos is the only true answer
>>39507125How? Is she going to mind control us into flushing it down the toilet?
Does mindwiping do anything to decrease our corruption or remove The Transcendental Slut from the equation?
Dammit I was going to make a big guy joke but even with her combat boots Malal is shorter than Chiaki
>>39507229I think that making a Bane reference was part of Decu's plan.
>>39507229Malal is CIA.
>>39507223TTO is not going to be affected by us being mindwiped. Even if that slow her plans, she is not going to be removed from the equation like you say
>>39507229Wait I'm an idiot that actually works then, the big guy is us
>>39506955Since we are currently in the worst time line, I would have to say that's the case, yes. But also fuck Malal and her cryptic mystery Shit.
So Malal WAS a complete dirtbag, willing to wipe Chiaki's memory? YUMA WAS RIGHT
>>39507338From thread 144:>No, no, not that. The thing about making people forget. Culexus can do that at will? ...And can it be done in reverse, make people remember stuff they've forgotten somehow?The Culexus is silent for a few moments, before shaking her head. "...No, Warmaster. We can only erase memories, and only the ones that qualify as short-term memory. Nothing beyond two, maybe three minutes. Anything more than that, you're risking damaging the person's ability to retain memories, not to mention irrepairable brain damage. Memory restoration..." Another moment of silence, telegraphed by the subtle click of Yuma's speaker switching off due to inactivity. "...well, Miss Malal probably would've been able to do something like that. She was the best of us, after all."Hnh. Well. That's something to know, you guess. You thank her for the information."...Miss Malal didn't make you forget, you know." Once again, Yuma seems to read your mind, here, the vox-corruption in her voice not quite robbing the defensive tone in her words. "She HATED wiping someone's memories, even if it was just to make someone forget something traumatic, like seeing their best friend turn into a Witch right in front of them. She always said memories, good or bad, helped make someone become the person they were meant to be - and just removing them for convenience's sake is disrespecting not only the memory, but the person the memory belongs to."You frown, here. You didn't even say anything! You're just trying to figure out what's been fucking with your memory, that's all. You're not accusing anyone here, just trying to find out what could've happened--"And I'm saying you're wrong. Miss Malal couldn't have made you forget. It's just not like her."Well, Yuma, you see, I have some bad news for you...
>>39507302>kharn is 5'9''>souji is shorter than kharnMANLET
>>39507374Golden staff needs headpats
I have to wonder how TTO and pinky would react to this scene.
>>39507386>>kharn is 5'9''...What? She's like 185cm, that's 6'1"
>>39507374I meant that scene where Yuma invaded girl A's memories to check if Malal was lying.She wasn't but now we know she's full of shit.
>>39507408TTO: "Oh shit, another me."Pinky: "So wrong. And hot. Kind of sad that I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT, HOMURA!"
>>39507423Well, Souji is still shorter than 180cm, which is 5'9'', and is therefore a manlet who needs to learn.
>>39507448Jump off a cliff.
>>39507454No that's what Chiaki and Malal are going to do.
>>39506825Seriously though if this is the case then Decu's baneposting abilities will have reached impressive new heights
>>39507478I'll jump off a bridge instead. Unlike you, I'm tall enough to get over the railing.
>>39507492>hatesex between a homu and a madokaStop boner, I have to go to class
>>39507518Haha. Got me there.
>>39507492How many times have a Madoka and a Homura rage fucked?>you ruined my life! Ahn~!>fuck you, you ruined mine firsHAAAA!
FUCK MALALFUCK KYUBEY
>>39507569l e w d
>>39507560And then Kharn busts in, all like "OH YEAAAAAAAAH" and throatfucks both of them.
>>39507519Well, they aren't even Homura and Madoka are they? They're just about ready to kill each other(well chiaki is).Any love between the two is long gone, since all they have to support it are vague memories and the words of ghosts.
Wow, we are approaching autosage so fast And I am not helping
>>39507585hence "a" homu and "a" madoka
>>39507604Still want to see TTO and Pinky's reactions to this.
>>39505538 >>39505540 >>39505564 >>39505591You're...No. This is too much. This is too much to take in in such a short fucking period of time. You can actually feel your head ache as you think about it, as if every brain cell in your skull is actively repelling the thought itself. At the same time that you feel your own breath start to grow ragged and hurried, the beginnings of a panicked hyperventilation.For Malal to admit, even a prerecorded memory of her, that she was the one behind your spotty memory - just because of her fucking plan --No, you growl at her, shaking your head furiously. No more amnesia. You're not going to allow it. You're not forgetting anything else ever again. Not as long as you can fucking help it. You've made too many promises to too many people to forget them all over again. You're not going to do to Midori what you did to Wendy. That stops now."Do you think it's up to me? I'm part of this prerecorded memory, aren't I?" Malal snaps at you. "Even if we're talking like this, here and now, there are still some things that are set in stone. The moment you wake up, Chiaki Matsuda is gone. It's going to happen, and nothing bar rewriting this particular memory itself is going to stop it--"She stops here, just as lighting fissures the very sky underneath her. Her visor reflecting the bolts of electricity as she looks up, and then the gold luster of your Desert Eagle as she comes face to face with its barrel."...Alright, that MIGHT work." Malal finally concedes. "But you're basically fucking with your own head, you know? Sure, you might not forget anything, but you're risking some serious brain damage with that. The kind of brain damage that makes you pee all over yourself while you twitch like a fucking Chihuahua. And it's going to hurt like a bitch--"You'll take your chances, you tell her. Now, if she'll get on with telling you the shit you actually know--[1/2]
>>39507637"Alright, alright." The Culexus shakes her head. "Fine. I don't know everything, because I believe I also forced myself to forget a few key details when I recorded this, on the off-chance that this happens. But they're already in place, I know that for a fact, and they'll be there when you need them."Alright. Fine. Nothing you can do about that. So? The plan?"I'm getting to it." Malal snaps. "...Alright. From what I know, you're my plan to save the world. Remember when I said I dreamed about a lot of things as a kid? About the future, that kind of shit?" You nod. "I dreamt a lot about what I needed to do. Not just routine everyday stuff, but the actual steps I needed to undertake to make sure this thing with you and me finally stops. This cyclical thing that's turning everything to shit, and making people see a crazy psycho version of me in their dreams." It's here that she laughs, the vox speakers in her helmet turning the giggle into a sound akin to a tank changing gears. "I know, just in time, right? In the one last fucking timeline. Better late than never, I guess."She shakes her head. "Anyway. So, yeah, I dreamed about everything. Most of it was incomplete but everything was detailed enough for me to just connect the dots and make plans accordingly. The rest I either improvised or came up with myself, but not after a lot of...second-guessing." You don't like the sound of that."I'd've knocked your teeth out if you did." Malal says sourly. "So what I planned was simple: Go into the Akashic Realm, try and find one of you there, and then smuggle her into the Officio somehow. That took the longest. I had to ask for help." She chuckles, half towards you, half at herself. "You were pretty fucking pissed at me then, I think I interrupted something important, but you were friendly enough. Helped me find a live one, one that wasn't corrupted yet or twisted enough to be a liability." [2/3]
>>39507572Incubators having sex would be one of the most adorable things possible.
>>39507672The Culexus gestures to your Shield, on your right arm. "Weird about the whole mirror-image thing, though, even your double was spooked about it. But we were in a hurry."...Well, why did she need one of...you, then? Christ, it's so fucking weird to think of yourself like that--She holds up two studded leather-encased fingers. "Two reasons: first, we needed someone that would eventually be at the same level as the one of you responsible for everything."The Transcendent One?Malal nods. "The same. The second is that we needed someone to distract Pinky and get her attention. Someone she'll immediately recognize and latch onto, which would make collecting all the golden bullshit relatively easy."Easy? Relatively EASY?You're just gotten the FIFTH. Out of a possible twenty. And that's after the most terrifying ordeal you've ever gone through. How the fuck is that easy--"I said relatively." The Culexus repeats quietly. "It's easier because most the users are going to gravitate towards you in some way or form. You're going to be in the center of things, whether you like it or not, and she - Pinky - is going to make sure of that."...But why you? Why couldn't it have been some else? She said you had a clone who helped her, what about her? Why not let her handle this kind of responsibility--"Because she was dying," Malal cuts you off. "She didn't have much time left. I believe she tried the same exact thing, with the Golden Weapons and all - but she made a mistake somewhere and they've basically turned her into a puppet they were slowly draining of life." She shrugs here. "She wanted to do something useful before she killed herself....Ah.[3/4]
>>39507697...Ah."The plan is basically that. Get an Akemi Homura who isn't corrupted and can't be controlled by the Transcendent One to grab all the Golden Weapons and stop the cycle. Before it compromises THIS timeline and fucks everything up for everyone forever."That sounds...well, that confirms what you've suspected by now. So you just really need to collect the Golden Weapons, that's it?"That's what I've been trying to set up. Everything else is just window dressing, and making sure you've got enough contacts and buffers to help you along in case shit goes down."...Wait. If she found you in the Akashic Realm, then how did she smuggle you into the Officio? Through teleportation? Or--You squint as you go back to what Kharn told you. About how you were found by Mami and Sayaka inside a barrier...."Smart, right?" Malal chuckles. "I threw you into the safest barrier that I could find, then pitched that barrier right into the outside world. After that, all it took was calling it to Mami's and Sayaka's attention. Then just a bit of acting, and..." She sighs. "You know, of all the people I feel bad about deceiving, it's Kharn. She didn't deserve it, the snow-shoveling yokel. How is she nowadays?"Married, you tell her, after shaking your head to steady yourself. ...Probably pregnant."Yeah? Well, that's good. Anyone earned her happy ending, it's her." Another chuckle issues from her vox speakers. Then...about the procedure? What the hell was that all about?Malal waves a hand. "Only a precautionary measure to make sure what happened to your clone didn't happen to you. Sounds crazy, I know, but the Maerorus program's pretty much the only thing that can stem Golden Weapon corruption." A moment. "Of course, Kyuubey may also be doing it to get a leg up on the First. I know what that little bastard is planning, and I wish I could be there to see it happen."Right. That's...okay.[4/5]
>>39507697>she tried the same exact thing, with the Golden Weapons and all - but she made a mistake somewhere and they've basically turned her into a puppet they were slowly draining of lifeSo yeah, Flesh of Fallen Angels and the Corruption that Risa was talking about. This is why going FoFA is a bad idea. It turns us into a puppet.Unless you like being a puppet, of course.
>>39507762we are all puppet
>>39507743Goddamnit we're finally getting information, there is NO WAY IN HELL we can forget this.
>>39507743>the safest barrier that I could find>the fucking megafuck of Charlottesdamn akashic realm, you scary
>>39507743Is there anything else she can tell you, then? Anything you might find useful that they're just waiting for you to stumble upon?The Culexus shakes her head. "You wrung me out. I've got nothing left, unless you want to know something kinky about the Spymaster of the Twentieth. Otherwise, you're on your own." A sigh. "I THINK I left a partial list of suspected Golden Weapon users in my room, but you'll have to ask Yuma to help you get in."How do you react?Tell me about the Spymaster's kinky thing.Say goodbye. Thank her for what she told you. You'll try not to hate her guts too much after learning everything she's done.Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?Shoot her to wake up. Brace yourself for the pain.
>>39507782>Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?
>>39507782>[x]Shoot her to wake up. Brace yourself for the pain.
>>39507782>Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?>Say goodbye. Thank her for what she told you. You'll try not to hate her guts too much after learning everything she's done.And with that I've gotta go, don't burn everything down you glorious fuckers
>>39507782>[x]Tell me about the Spymaster's kinky thing.could be used to identify her easier later>[x]Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?
>>39507782[X]Tell me about the Spymaster's kinky thing.You can't just throw that out there and not expect us to jump at it.
>>39507782>[X]Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?
>>39507743>The plan is basically that. Get an Akemi Homura who isn't corrupted and can't be controlled by the Transcendent One to grab all the Golden Weapons and stop the cycle. Before it compromises THIS timeline and fucks everything up for everyone foreverThe simple plan that Godoka and Faust and QB and pretty much all of the people who knew about the Golden Weapons was telling us, was the one that we needed and were planning to do anyway.So we were fucking up their plan, which was just a fast-track way to get to our own goal, because we're fucking stupid.
>>39507782>[X]Tell me about the Spymaster's kinky thing.>[X]Say goodbye. Thank her for what she told you. You'll try not to hate her guts too much after learning everything she's done.Knowledge is power.
>>39507782[X]Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?[X]Say goodbye. Thank her for what she told you. You'll try not to hate her guts too much after learning everything she's done.
>>39507782[X]Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?
>>39507782>Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?>Say goodbye. Thank her for what she told you. You'll try not to hate her guts too much after learning everything she's done.
>>39507782>[X]Say goodbye. Thank her for what she told you. You'll try not to hate her guts too much after learning everything she's done.>[X]Shoot her to wake up. Brace yourself for the pain.>[X]Take painkiler>[X]Pull out a cigarette, light, slowly puff out>[X]"By the way, Yuma died a few hours ago.">[X]Aim to kill.>[X]"I'm too tired to die."
>>39507782[x]Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?[x] Yuma's dead. Who else can help me get in?
>>39507782>Shoot her to wake up. Brace yourself for the pain.
>>39507782>you'll have to ask Yuma
>>39507782[X]Tell me about the Spymaster's kinky thing.>[X]Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?>>[X]Say goodbye. Thank her for what she told you. You'll try not to hate her guts too much after learning everything she's done.
>>39507782>[X]Tell me about the Spymaster's kinky thing.I hope we meet her soon. She sounds lovely.
>>39507782>Tell me about the Spymaster's kinky thing.>Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?
>>39507782>Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?>we might actually finally learn thisaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>39507782>[X]Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?>[X]Anything I can do to get a connection with you? Somebody I know would appreciate a pocket Malal or two.
>>39507797>>39507798>>39507799>>39507800>>39507801>>39507804>>39507817>>39507818>>39507821>>39507825>>39507826>>39507833Guys.She just said we need to ask Yuma.Yuma is dead.Don't you think we should ask her who else could help us get into the room?
>>39507807Could we actually trust anyone of those fuckers?
>>39507782>[x]Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?>[x]Tell me about the Spymaster's kinky thingI am the only one who thinks this is an stupid plan?
>>39507857We're the Warmaster. We shoot first, then transport to Silent Room, THEN ask questions.
>>39507782>[x]What is Kyubey planning, anyway?
>>39507870Chiaki is the queen of bad decisions.Oh wait that's us
>>39507782>Yo what the fuck is Kyuubey expecting because he's kinda got me locked up>>39507857Yuma is probably in the golden staff now.Probably.
>>39507782>Yuma is dead and what is QB planning?
>>39507861That's the rub, isn't it?Because you didn't trust any one of them, you ended up sabotaging all attempts to get to the goal that you wanted.A staple of film noir; if you hadn't been such a paranoid asshole, maybe you could have gotten a good ending.
>>39507762Being a puppet sounds pretty cool, you get to have someone constantly stimulating your prostate.
>>39507782>[X]Tell me about the Spymaster's kinky thing.>[X]Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?>[X]Say goodbye. Thank her for what she told you. You'll try not to hate her guts too much after learning everything she's done.damn it I lost almost all the threadalso tell her that yma is dead
>>39507782Tell me about the Spymaster's kinky thing.Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?
>>39507818Add to my vote:[X]Tell her that Yuma is dead.
>>39507782>Tell me about the Spymaster's kinky thing.
>>39507874Yes, we make bad decisions. But one of them is being pointed out to you right now, and you still blithely ignore it?
>>39507782>Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?>Shoot her to wake up. Brace yourself for the pain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt524wGJFqsCurrent theme. Add rain. No need to add noir.
>>39507762Technically Chiaki's already a puppet since the very first threadWe're the one holding the strings
>>39507954goes well with>>39507838
>>39507974>>BIG KYO!>>DINNERTIIIIIIME!Yes, perfect
>>39507973The Golden Weapon Corruption would have those strings taken from us and our losing control of Chiaki. This could actually lead to less fuck-ups, admittedly.
>>39507906No we sabotaged our attempts when all those assholes voted to give our soul gem to a psycho.
>tfw it's going to take us ten years of real-world time to get all the golden weapons at our current rate
Wait, the Siberian Procedure was to turn us into a Maerorus?>onotg
"Just so you know, I don't believe a goddamn word of this."
>>39508031doesn't someone already have 5 plus mastered them?
>[X]Do you know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't me, right?>[X]Yuma is dead.>[X]Say goodbye. Thank her for what she told you. You'll try not to hate her guts too much after learning everything she's done.
>>395080636.5 years then. Great.
>>39508053I really hope my waifu makes another appearance.
>"I'd've knocked your teeth out if you did." Malal says sourly. "So what I planned was simple: Go into the Akashic Realm, try and find one of you there, and then smuggle her into the Officio somehow. That took the longest. I had to ask for help."Why is the Akashic Realm full of Homura?
>>39508103It's her magical realm.
>>39508103Timeline jumping.Either that, or we're completely insane, this whole thing is in our head/barrier.
>>39508103Maybe the Akashic Realm is the cumulative fallout from each time she goes back in time.
>>39508041I do not have a slowpoke slow enough for this.jpg
>>39508119Is this an experiment to see what happens when you break my heart?
>>39508021So if the other big players (QB, anyone who was in on Malal's plan, Godoka) wants us to get all of the Golden Weapons, how do you plan to stay away from their plan while sticking to our goal of getting the Golden Weapons?I mean, from what Malal said, their entire plan is to support us to go after the Golden Weapons, then stand back when we fight it out with TTO. How is that any different from what we were planning to do?
>>39508103It's made of the corpses of failed homuras and dead timelines.
>>39508156Seems likely, QB said that sometime the people they sent recognized their witches.
>>39508140More like timeline stacking. All the potential versions of herself that Homura Akemi displaced when she went back to the start of that two or three month period.Thinking with my Whovian cap on a moment makes me realize its a huge potential store of the kind of energy the Weeping Angels subsisted on.
>>39508099>>39508119I don't even care about waifu shit, Strauss is pretty fun though
>>39508167Haha, zis is a joke, ja? Y-you vouldn't vant an old cripple like me for a vaifu... Haha...I don't have anymore Strauss pictures
>>39508021Didn't really have a choice, as long as she could hold Oriko hostage.Getting Oriko out meant playing the magicians game.Like it or not, the sins of the Transcendent Ones appear to be ours to shoulder.
>>39508182No, the collecting the weapons plan is still a go, if only because we have nothing else to go on.Actually I'm wondering why everything's fucked now, how can we not still gather them like this?
i have no idea what the fuck's even going on here, i have a lot of catching up to dobut here, have a quick pinky
>>39507697>>39507743>>39507782>The Culexus gestures to your Shield, on your right arm. "Weird about the whole mirror-image thing, though, even your double was spooked about it. But we were in a hurry.">She holds up two studded leather-encased fingers. "Two reasons: first, we needed someone that would eventually be at the same level as the one of you responsible for everything.">Malal nods. "The same. The second is that we needed someone to distract Pinky and get her attention. Someone she'll immediately recognize and latch onto, which would make collecting all the golden bullshit relatively easy."She is the fall guy. They basically took a free Homu and turned her into the Fall guy. Chiaki is the goddamn fall guy. Pinky- AND Devilbait at the same time.
>>39508196Some of them had to fight their own witches, yeah.
>>39508156>So, you've been to the Akashic realm. Nice place, huh? Yeah, it sure is.>Have you looked down? You know, the stuff you're walking on. Ground. You didn't? Heh, lucky. Right now it's just plastic. In the Akashic realm, it's bodies. Your own bodies.>Ever caught yourself staring into a sunset for minutes? Believe it or not, the Sun sets in the Akashic realm as well. Sadly, it's not warm and red-- It isn't there. But you know it is. It's at multiple places at once. It's all the Suns from all your previous reincarnations.>The rivers, the water-- the rivers aren't blood, smegma, ichor, tears, whatever edgy shit you can think of. They're water, normal, drinkable water. But it flows backwards. It wants to go back. It wants to wash away your crimes that Time didn't hide.
>>39508209You know what to do. We want the works.Commission some.
>>39508214We totally had a choice.Even if all the options were bad, the others were still not as bad as that one.And we could have probably had a chance to save Oriko, but we'll have to ask Decu about that.
>>39508236Gathering them became monumentally more difficult because we must now hide our wings every time we fight. If we are ever seen with our wings, it will set off a series of sanctions that will have our entire Officio executed and the full might of every single Officio on the planet and the First coming down on us, as well as likely uniting all remaining Golden Weapon users into a single force to fight us.
>>39508282Great we can get all of them at once!
>>39508250But they didn't do it alone, right?
>>39508282could always try severing them.
>>39508282Decu said that it is possible to hide the wings somehow. If we manage to figure out how, the wings will be mostly beneficial (they can be used to glide or even fly in an emergency).
>>39508299Oh you forgot to mention that Pinky will be upset too, but what else is new.
>>39508282>>39508321Well, here's a crazy idea about that. Why don't we just get Kyuubey to send out a mass e-mail or something with attached images that explains something to the effect of "My Warmaster went into the Akashic Realm and due to evil shit going down her target cursed her to look like Akemi Homura. It's cool, she's not but I thought you might want to know so you don't horribly murder everyone everywhere forever. ~Kyuubey"?Hide that shit in plain sight. No need to hide it or anything.
>>39508156I prefer to think of it as the inevitable cumulative entropy of every dead universe consumed by the gathering of witches.But either is valid. Possibly even both at once.Akashic Realm is probably truly beyond mortal understanding.
>>39508214>Didn't really have a choice, as long as she could hold Oriko hostage.Uh, we totally had a choice. If Ahriman had killed Oriko, she would have fucked herself over since she still needs a meatbody to act through. And we did still fight her, while she was using Oriko's body, anyway. According to Decu, not handing over the Soul Gem would only have resulted in an immediate attack from Ahriman.https://archive.moe/tg/thread/39127811/#q39130846>Ah, Ahriman would've attacked right then and there! It would've been quite a ruinous attack, hahaha!
>>39508338He said that wouldn't work. They'd wipe the officio "Just In Case".
>>39508156It's the Darkness Beyond Time.
>>39508282>Chiaki goes full FLESH OF THE FALLEN ANGELS on the final golden weapon user>spotted by incubators>the whole fucking world comes to kick her shit in>"They have me surrounded. Good. Now they can't get away."
>spymaster's kink is cosplay>her favorite manga is MMxMM>she self inserts as Midori>she wanted to fuck an IRL Mayumi as Midori>she set up an elaborate identity to do soReal MMxMM author is elsewhere, we got played like a fiddle.
>>39508338Knowing the Incubators, they'd still kill us, the Ninth, and QB just to be sure. This is the being who destroyed their homeworld and wiped out their race; they're not going to take chances or leave any loose ends.
>>39508338That's like telling a government official >"Hey, we've got a nuke in our basement, pretty cool, right? Don't worry, bro, we're not gonna use it even though we have means to launch it, honest."
>>39508373GREEN HAIR IS THE DANGER
>>39508370As funny as that is, all projections point to us going out like a bitch.
>>39508403Not if we go full Homu.
>>39508403Meh. All those fortune tellers constantly got things wrong, even Malal as seen here.
>>39508301Some had help.
>>39508431ironically, except us. But, we're cheating. We haven't so much seen the future as lived most of them.But no-one believes her. Poor Homu has a serious Cassandra Complex
>>39508443Some aren't canon.
>>39508431They were constantly wrong because they were trying to make things better and trying to change the future that they saw, instead of just reporting on how badly things turn out because of our choices.
>>39508512What is that cute girl from?
>>39508473No even Arihman got in on it. There were a few of her followers who said things like, "this isn't supposed to happen!"Like that time we went to save Misaka, one said we shouldn't been able to get there in time.The Red Culexes said Kyoko wasn't supposed to be in the Akashic Realm with us.
>>39508450>>39508512Some? You mean all.
Reminder that if we're going to keep our wings a secret, we're gonna have to take care of a certain someone first.
>>39508524Umineko: When They Cry.>>39508544Ayy.
>>39508570There's nothing to worry about, Kharn's already taken care of her with her cock.
>>39508579Write-ups aren't canon. Deal with it.
>>39508570NECO as a final boss. I can hear the NYAHAHAHAHA already.
>>39508570Bet everyone knows already, goddamn cat.
The amount of damage we could do with these wings gives me a boner.
>>39508602Not all of them, but that umbrella does keep me out of the pouring rain of noir canon, yes. I am dealing, though thanks for your concern!
>>39508602Now now, some are. But his aren't.
>>39508643Go home, Crix, you are drunk.
>Manage to catch a thread live>It's one where everything's already gone to hellEvery fucking time.
>>39508473They weren't flexible enough to improvise, or suspicious/paranoid to make plans upon plans upon plans. They kinda half assed all of this future predicting stuff, assuming that they'd be right in the end even when they had no reason to assume it'd all be according to keikaku.
>>39508676>What is noir?
>>39508676That's because things go to hell every thread, try to keep up.At least WE haven't done anything suicidal yet.
>>39508676It already went to hell a couple of threads ago. Then it even went even more to hell.Then it got out of hell, but then things went into super hell.
>>39508696>What is noir?Sometimes it has a good ending, other times the MC was a paranoid asshole and winds up getting shot and dumped in a ditch like he deserves.
>>39508677No they didn't? At least Malal didn't, her last backup is the whole point of the particular thread.
>>39508706Thanks for reminding me! I almost forgot.
>>39508696femme don't fatale mefemme don't fatale meno more
>>39508722Again, that's EVERY thread. Or at least every arc.
>>39508706>gave our Soul Gem to Ahriman>tried to suicide via a very angry doomed-timeline Kyoko
>>39508676Everything was always in hell, anon.
So, after all that speculation about Malal plan, all that theories (we are TTO, we are the last Clara Doll, we are this timeline Homura...), THIS is her master plan? Take a Homu from the Akashic Realm and make her fight with TTO? I have to say I feel a little dissapointed. What is your opinion?
>>39508706>>39508722>>39508788I specifically meant the shit in the thread, not in the story.
>>39508786Done anything suicidal in this thread I meant. And there's still time to fuck up.
>>39508810She could still be lying. I mean, when was the last time we got a straight answer out of anyone about anything?inb4 misaka
>>39508811Most of this thread has been exposition about the fallout of the Akashic realm. If there was a point where things went to hell, it was before this thread.
>>39507797 >>39507817 >>39507826Alright. You've learned...enough to probably drive yourself insane at the moment. But you still want a bit more. Maybe it's just because you're actually learning things that matter this time, rather than cryptic bullshit you have to constantly mull over. So you ask Malal, then. Does she know who this timeline's Akemi Homura is? It isn't you, right? Of course it isn't you, she told you about what she and that clone of yours did in the Akashic Realm, and--"No. That's the one thing I was trying to find out when Walpurgisnacht happened. I was hoping I'd be able to find her in the confusion of that kind of event, but..." She shakes her head. "I know she's contracted, though. Someone in the more powerful Officios. But you'll know her when you see her, and when you do..." The Culexus draws a leather-encased thumb across her gorget. Ah. Well, at least you tried."Yeah, sorry. I'd have mentioned it first thing if I knew, anyway."Yeah. Figured....Well, about the Spymaster..."Yeah?"Well. She...she did mention something about her, but it's not like you really want to know. It's just that, any and all information will be handy, so--Malal chuckles. "I hear you. Okay, don't spread it around, but I have it from a reliable source that the Spymaster's been trained to...uh..." The Culexus seems to hesitate here, going with some rather awkward hand movements instead. "...you know. Do 'that' on command. Some kind of weird sex hypnotism shit that she was trained on by someone she got into trouble with."'That'?"That. You know." Even with her face hidden behind her helmet, you can tell Malal's blushing. "Orgasm. That kinda thing. When she hears a certain word."Oh. That. ...What, you can train someone to do that? What the fuck?"It's a sex thing. It's weird." Malal shakes her head. "Anyway, the word is 'Nevermore', and you didn't hear it from me."[1/2]
>>39508875No, it's all downhill from here.Granted it been downhill ever since thread one.
>>39508875The last thread was hell, and this thread is a long string of Doompauls.
>>39508886"Sure." The Culexus snickers, and you both share a nod....Anyway. That's...probably all you're going to get from her, so this should be goodbye. You thank her for what she told you, and you'll try not to hate her guts too much for learning what she did."It's not something I'm proud about. It's just something that had to be done." Malal shakes her head as you light a cigarette and stick it between your lips, at the same time raising your Desert Eagle to aim at her head once more. "You don't have to forgive me, either. I know you won't be able to, and I won't ask you to, either. I'm fine with that."...Isn't she even going to say sorry?A moment of silence stretches out from between the both of you as she stares down the barrel of your gun. "I don't think I have the guts to even say that, not after what I put you through."You give a smile. One that looked as tired as you felt. She can at least try, right?"...Yeah." She nods. "Sorry, Homura. For everything."You brace yourself for the pain and pull the trigger. The Culexus's helmet blasting apart into shards and bloody pulp, before the headless body itself collapses forward into your arms.The last thing you hear is your own screaming amidst the roaring of your Silent Room's sirens.The last thing you feel is your own clawed fingers tearing your own eyes out - anything in the agony of the burning, searing pain blossoming inside your skull....Huh. So it did actually hurt, after all.
>>39508886>'Nevermore'This might come in handy.
>>39508886>"I know she's contracted, though. Someone in the more powerful Officios. But you'll know her when you see her, and when you do..."She's in the First, isn't she? She's also their Warmaster's aide, ISN'T SHE?
>>39508886>"Anyway, the word is 'Nevermore', and you didn't hear it from me."Oh boy, this'll be fun. We've got to use that word every chance we get.And when we find her, we're going to have to recite the entirety of the Raven.
>>39508886>>39508913Welp. There goes one of our best chances at accessing Malal's room and the secrets within, because we didn't tell her Yuma's already dead.
>>39508923>>39508924Homura is the spymaster, calling it now.
>>39508913"Sempai! Hanegawa-sempai, please, wake up! Something's wrong with the Warmaster!"You are a Magical Girl.You've spent most of the day worrying about your reckless girlfriend of a Warmaster stuck inside a Silent Room and under heavy guard.Mami and Kyuubey had promised you that this would all blow over soon, and that Chiaki would be back grumbling behind her desk before you even missed her.You knew they were lying, but you didn't have the heart to tell them you knew.Your girlfriend was never going to get any better. She was going to get worse, first.And right now, with Kumatora hammering at the door leading to your own temporary sleeping quarters in the Officio - you have the sinking feeling that she did.And that you won't be able to help her this time.
>>39508954So what actually sent the silent room off was a gigantic screaming orgasm?
>>39508942There's the possibility some other anon said that Yuma's now in the staff, since Ahriman self-destructed. And if she isn't, we're just going to have to brute-force it.Or hell, Yuma saw it coming and left her own trail of breadcrumbs to open up Malal's door.
>>39508942Bad decisions ahoy!
>>39508959IT'S TIME FOR MIRACLE MIDORI TO SAVE THE DAY AGAIN.
>>39508959>another Midori Questas if this couldn't get any worse
>>39508996Fuck off. Midori is cool.
>>39508959BAD DECISIONS AHOY!
>>39508959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kt20JwRBw4Are you ready?
>>39508996>Implying Miracle Midori wasn't the best fucking arc in the quest to date
>>39509003REMOVE MIDORIFAG remove midorifag
>>39509003>>39508996Enough with the waifu wars already.
>>39509019>Moeblob Wins at Everything: The Quest>besttop kek m8
>>39508959Shit just got real.
>>39508959And that's that for this thread! Next thread on Saturday night! Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always great!Sorry about the absurd posting times, hahaha, it's been an awfully long while since the last thread!I don't believe there are any writeups for today, so questions answered before I go to sleep!
>>39508967Yeah, we could do all that.Or we could have fucking asked how to do it when we were talking with the Malal-recording, and not have to go on unclear fetch-quests.>>39508977That so many people decided to not change their vote, even though it was pointed out to them, doesn't surprise me. It's like they want to make things more drawn out and more difficult just for the sake of making bad decisions.
>>39509048On a scale of 1 to Souji on his wedding night how fucked are we?
>>39509032Well, it's about time we started winning.
>>39509048GOTT IST TOTGOTT IST TOTGOTT IST TOTplease dear god don't make it another shitty moeblob quest PLEASE
>>39509048When are we going to have Wendyquest?
>>39509021>>39509020She isn't my waifu, she is Chiaki's waifu and totally badass. I wouldn't jump into a barrier, knowing that the stronger familiars could and would tear me limb from limb due to a lack of training.
>>39508209But I love your medical genius and your sadistic tendencies. It doesn't matter if you're crippled.
>>39509048>Sorry about the absurd posting times, hahaha, it's been an awfully long while since the last thread!You say that like something's changed, Decu!
>>39509048How soon will we be able to change the Officio's motto to include Nevermore somewhere in it?
>>39508996I bet it's going to be less that and more Vomit-chan and Green Green's most excellent adventures.
>>39509048If we had told the Malal-recording that Yuma was dead, would we have gotten a lead on someone else who could get us into Malal's room?
>>39509066>chiaki's waifuBecause of bullshit choices.>totally badassRelative to an ordinary person, maybe. Relative to most of the Officio, she's a nobody.
>>39509048Is there any chance at all that we'll get to play Chiaki again? And not as a flashback!
>>39509048So does Midoriquest basically just mean we've fucked up horribly? Is that an actual rule now?
>>39509048Thanks for running! which writefag does nevermore work on?
>>39509048Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!Are you ready for a miracle?
>>39509057A solid 9, Anon!>>39509061It's not going to be, I promise!>>39509063Hahaha, I'm not too sure! Sometime in the near future, definitely!
>>39509106You promised us threads many times already, Decu, yet even fucking rain defeated your promise. You're as bad as Chiaki on Walmart Night.
>>39509092>Relative to most of the Officio, she's a nobody.>Jumped into a double Witch barrier>Befriended Pinky>Slapped some sense into Kharn>Not a complete and total badass even in comparison to other MGs
>>39509106What are the chances that Yuma is in the staff?
>>39509106Is there anything we could have done better?Wait what am I saying, of course we could have
>>39509125>You're as bad as Chiaki on Walmart Night.Please don't bully the Decu. He has the exterior of a young Schwarzenegger, but inside him beats the heart of a delicate flower.
>>39509137A better question is if there's anything we could have done worse, because we seem to have gone through a checklist of those.
>>39509125But Chiaki wasn't even actively participating in walmart- Oh.
>mumi is the spymaster>vintage is homu>gott ist tott
>>39509074Pls!>>39509075The Officio's motto is No Discounts!>>39509091Nope! But Yuma did leave something for Chiaki, which you'll see soon enough!>>39509096Hahaha!>>39509095Hahaha, of course not..!!!
>>39509167Well we could have...Umm...Well it was this or forget everything AGAIN.im not sure which is worse.maybe Chiaki isn't even crippled for life?
>>39509129>Jumped into a double Witch barrierNobody remembers.>Befriended PinkyNobody cares.>Slapped some sense into KharnSomebody scoffed at it for a moment.>ChiakiShe has an entire squadron of MiG-15s in her inventory.>MamiWendy writeups contain enough badass.>WendySomehow came back from death and fucks with people's dreams>MidoriNo special ability, did pretty good on saving Murderface once, did extraordinarily good at being the sub/bitch of a relationship.The rest stocks up on badass in the Akashic realm mission.
>>39509057>Souji on his wedding nightI've never written anything before, but maybe I should write this.
>>39509189>But Yuma did leave something for ChiakiAshes and some good quality leather?
>>39509198Siberia was like a month ago. It's not like a brief passage of time actively takes away from someone's accomplishments.
>>39509129Give it up anon, there's no reasoning with those under the anti-waifu equation's sway.
>>39509220>futa on malePlease no.
>>39509198Give it up anon, there's no reasoning with those under the waifu equation's sway.
>>39509222A flying skull.
>>39509236>Kharn is pregnantMale on futa, crucial difference
>>39509250No that was Kharn and Malal
>>39509248Some pretty thick and strong dick?
>>39509183Oh wait, fuck, Malal wants us to kill Vintage. Fuck.
>>39509236>waah waah mommy someone likes something i don't like
>>39509264>implying that Yuma was wearing a dildo under the hardsuit to calm her nerves...Super lewd.
>>39509125You have my apologies Anon! I can't really deal with rain all that well, I'm sorry!>>39509135Very slim!>>39509137You did pretty well I think!!
>>39509198Anon, don't you understand? Midori is secretly the dom in bed.
>>39509295Oh god it's all down hill from here.
>>39509295Are you actually made of paper and muscles, Decu? Does the rain melt your skin? You should consider buying a raincoat, because it's going to rain in the Silent Room next Saturday.
>>39509295> Very slim!......well FUCK
>>39509318Don't call it a grave. It's cremation, that she chose!
>we tell coobs that we still remember>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>39509189>The Officio's motto is No Discounts!
>>39509348>and that we know all about his plans>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK>nevermore>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>39509313Well, to be completely honest, rain makes me very nervous, to the point that I can't enjoy it anymore. It also makes me very tense, so tense that I can't focus on writing or drawing or anything like that.I've been trying to get over that, though!
>>39509318That's what you get for pinning all your hopes on a near-nonexistent chance.
>>39509384Are all moon rabbits as serious about getting huge as you are?
>>39509384Pfft. It's not like a bit of water is going to cause flooding and swim your house away, trying to kill you in the process.Oh. Wait.
>>39509384I'm sorry to hear that. I really hope that you make it, Decu. I believe that you can.
>>39509384That's something psychological, yeah.Maybe taking a vacation to the countryside might alleviate it a bit? Get away from the stress of the city which might be associated with it.
>>39509384I was about to ask why, but then I remembered you live in the fucking Philippines. I've been hit by a couple nasty tropical storms and hurricanes, where I live, but storms that bad must happen two or three times a year where you live.
>>39508996>That one guy in every thread who goes completely ape-shit whenever something involving MidoriHoly hell, just use a damn Trip. I bet my ass I am not even the first who told you this during this quest.
>>39509429He's just pretending so the story can be more interesting.
>>39509417Finally! Now I know where Decu lives and my autism won't get triggered whenever he says "tomorrow night" and the thread happens in the middle of the day!
>>39509429You get a trip first, Midorifag.
>>39509429Midori quest was the high point of MGNQ and it has limped along since then. I'm really excited for this
>>39509474Make your own quest then, Midorifag.
>>39509491Why? Midori is one of the main characters in this quest. If you don't like her then why don't you leave?
>>39509532Why not just kill yourself because Midori isn't in real life?
>>39509399Yes! A lot of people in my gym are really serious about getting huge!>>39509402Hahaha, well! I'm hoping it doesn't happen again!>>39509403Thank you!>>39509409The countryside got hit the worst last year! I don't even want to risk it!>>39509417It's been getting really bad, yes!
>>39509189>The Officio's motto is No Discounts!Discounts Nevermore.There.
>>39509563Or maybe you could go on an ocean trip.
>>39509532>>39509562Why don't you guys just fuck already? Everybody can see it.
>>39509563Go on vacation somewhere not tropical. Like Alaska.
>>39509599You're even worse than Midori.
>>39509611>Decu goes to Siberia>gets lost in a forest>mauled by bear>rescued by russian qt>marries>quest never seen again
>>39509611>AlaskaWith all of its earthquakes, snowstorms, volcanoes, and melting permafrost resulting in structural damage?
>>39509599There's more than just the two of them Attarou.We need Nero to schedule an orgy between them.Oh dammit someone already used "Time to Oil Up Nero"
>>39509635At least it isn't wind and rain.
>>39509648And you're even worse than Attarou.Christ, where do you people keep coming from?
Oh, and before I forget, Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDblink to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanartlink to the journal pastebin: http://pastebin.com/SZkxPycM>>39509635He can meet AC-GuyAnd then get set of fire due to his gypsy curse.
>>39509666>>39509612Aww, so tsuntsun!
>>39509666Nigga, Nubum's been here since time immemorial.
>>39509666Anon, you should be more sensitive to people with triggers to green hair.
>>39509685I'm going to murder you.
>>39509666>Christ, where do you people keep coming from?You see, Decu has this magical thing called a "twitter" where he posts links to the threads. People click on said links and arrive in the thread.
Oh so this is what the death of chiaki matsuda refers to, since we could've lost our memories here. Or maybe we will.
>>39509706You forgot the "b-baka!"
>>39509719No, I meant where do you breed? I want to join in.
>>39509706So violently tsuntsun!
>>39508237Didn't see this. Nice.
I will never understand more than half the people in this thread.
>>39509723We also almost lost our 'self' when we went full homu. Risky times
>>39508913WAIT! Isn´t that Homura? Look at the shoulder
>>39509728IRC of course!
>>39509979>http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.comwhat, like a mgnq-specific irc? or
>>39509844I desire my ego death.
>>39510006Look through the threads. It's not a mgnq specific channel but a lot of the writefags are in one together.
>>39510022There is a writefag-specific channel because [redacted] was starting to get overwhelmed with mgnq autism, but if you find the first channel someone in it an point it out to you.
>le secret club
>>39510093>>39510126the first rule of fanfiction club is you don't talk about fanfiction club
Alright, Decu is kill for the night so I'll be around answering questions or whatever if anyone has anything else they wanna bring up.
>>39510168So are there any special plans for thread 300 yet? Like another big wallpaper thing maybe?
>>39510022there are over two hundred goddamn threads manidk i'll do my best but
>>39510168What's your orgasm command word?
>>39510168Why is Wendy still busty?I liked Wendy before but now I think she's a shit because she betrays the Madotsuki image. Death to Wendy.
>>39510168show me your butt
>>39510187Not that I know of, but someone might start gearing up to surprise us around thread 290 or so. I dunno.>>39510200Wouldn't that be nice?>>39510205Decu draws Wendy especially busty. She's still a B cup maybe spilling into C, though, because I dunno. Because arbitrary decisions. That might still count.Also if that's the only reason you think she betrays the Madotsuki image then I'm sort of happy to hear it.>>39510215you first
>>39510205Because Decu's magical realm.He got really bent out of shape when most of the writefags on ask.fm said flatish Wendy was objectively superior to busty Wendy.
>>39510252wouldn't that be nice
>>39510280go back to your igloo
>>39510168So, Chiaki is a Homura from the Akashic Realm. But then where Malal found that clone?
>>39506955>Though, if you're saying that Chiaki Matsuda, with /tg/ making her decisions, is even more of a fuckup than someone who had no redeeming qualities besides being a useful killer, and who was only effective because she had time stop hax powers, then sure, you've got a point.Different anon, but I think you're on to something.
>>39510252The command word was put there by Vintage, wasn't it?
>>39510327Yes. Though it's questionable how well it'll work if someone aside from Vintage uses it.Don't tell 02 about it, though.
Someone really needs up update the wiki because I have little to no clue who some of these characters are. Like the spymaster for instance. I dont remember anything about that character.
>>39510348Is this 02's witch form?
>>39510372Check out the writeups
>>39510372The most she's actually gotten in threads was an interview in the last recap.Updating some of the characters on the wiki is on the to-do list, but I'm a lazy piece of shit who hates doing things on wikis.>>39510394It is now.
>>39510270He can have his other busty bitches. Busty Wendy is heresy.
>>39510372>>39510403I really need to get my ass in gear and get back to work on this. But I don't do much with characters that have more writeup screentime than in the main quest.I wonder if anyone actually uses the extensive summaries or if more matter of fact like things would be enough. What's the opinion of those who are still here now?
>>39510494If there's a short-form summary explaining roughly who they are and why anyone cares then people who don't want to read something more extensive can stop there, and more extensive stuff can come after that on the page.
>>39510403>The most she's actually gotten in threads was an interview in the last recap.She was in Yuma quest.
>>39510404Wendy needs to be busty because she needs to compete with Midori.
>>39510521I get that, the question is if anybody actually DOES read the more extensive stuff. Since that's what takes me weeks to do.>>39510548Doesn't Wendy have a nicer butt already? That should count for a lot since Chiaki as an ass person, no?
>>39510568I was under the impression that the relative quality of their butts was a controversial point.
>>39510530Mostly as an aside, though.>>39510568Right, sorry. I misunderstood....Also Wendy has the nicer butt between them, but it's sort of like comparing vintages on fine wines. Fine butt wines.
>>39508237Pinky with blood pinked teeth. Nice