>Previously on spaghetti snek quest: https://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/%21Me.qpOlLW2/type/op/You are Katie Black, formerly pale child with serious issues. And right now you feel like a drowned cat at the bottom of a lake after being stepped on by a lady with high heels which is to say not at all 100% functional capacity. Your mouth feels like the Sahara desert, your eyes hurt, your head hurts, you feel like your tail got caught on a race car which didn't stop for 40 miles while dragging you on your back and it feels like there's something soft and grabby molesting your sweaty palm.You wince as you close your hand into a ball and pull away with all the blazing energy of a severely hungover teenager being woke up at 12am after getting a whole 5 hours sleep, consequently you groan shortly after and don't bother opening your eyes. There's a voice coming from near the bed, you're not really paying attention, something about not bothering her... fuck you need another glass of water.At the very least you feel better than you did before, your back no longer feels like it's on fire, more like a hot simmer. There's a deep warm ache spread across your shoulders and back and they're almost throbbing. Like someones simultaneously pouring warm water and hitting them with repeatedly lump hammers, and strangely enough it's only mostly unpleasant.... 89% unpleasant you'd say. Suffice to say you just want to go back to being unconscious.There's more voices, you catch bits and pieces "-should be able to be discharged by-" you feel itchy "-make sure to change the wrappings-" you groan again and shift your head "oh and- looks like she's waking up"-cont-
>>39424663You feel something in front of your face and wince, because you feel fucking awful all round. Unable to tell if it's due to waking up in general or exacerbated by your injures you crack an eye open, fighting against the light stinging your already red eyes. Is that... your head falls forward and your mouth clamps down on a drinking straw you think might be made from over-sized grass stalks... do they even have plastic around here holy fuck- the water is bliss on your throat, you drain the entire thing before realizing you're being stared at....there's a family of snakes in your room. A small one that looks happy and a much bigger one that looks like she's on the verge of tears, one more is missing."hey Katie">Are you OK?>Where's Sirena?>Just sit there staring like a gormless tosser. uhhhhh>Write in (No crying yet, we've had too much crying)
>Previously on spaghetti snek quest: https://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/%21Me.qpOlLW2/type/op/Paid Debt List:SPIDERSMUT: http://pastebin.com/Z7S9enSE - by anon.This twitter thing everyone's talking about - https://twitter.com/DrUnorigionalAsk faggot Op your questions - ask.fm/DrUnorigional Difficulty: This crappy quest will have a difficulty setting that you can change at any time if you so wish, just ask, use it tactically.>Easy mode: (Half XP) You get 5 dice rolls, best roll taken, the entire world is sunshine and rainbows. Only lasts for 5 in game story posts.>Normal (default): (Normal XP rates and encounters.)You get 3 rolls, best dice taken.>Challenging: (Double XP!) You only get 2 rolls, best of 2. >Hard mode: (Triple XP and more loot.) You get 2 rolls but we use an average instead of the best one. Bad luck comes your way and shit is getting perilous, pray to the dice gods for mercy.>Punishing: (Quadruple XP and allot of cool stuff just left lying around. )You only got one shot, make it count. 1 roll. Enemies are written as more competent/ better equipped, E.G if encountered then regular wolves will become larger dire wolves ect. You may get your shit pushed in.>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.Fate point: QM steals from khornette quest because he is a filthy hack, you can reroll one dice per session. Only once, and use that instead.Dub rolls = +30Trip rolls = +90Don't worry>OP hasn't and isn't die of butthurt just yet
>>39424682>Are you OK?>Where's Sirena?
>>39424710>Current level = 59>Difficulty = Normal. ( I didn't forget, I'm just not resetting it )XP: current/total = level.For example. 35 exp collected vs a 60 for evolution = level 58Every 25 levels you get some kind of passive perk that might have an effect on your next evolution. Whatever you choose gets strengthened as and if you evolve.Experience is given via difficulty and is relative. Remember to use the difficulty setting tactically, you can't raise it until after the fight is over.>Mundane = 1 or even 0 XP. Shit like killing insects or knitting.>Easy: 1-3 EXP, picking a lock or successfully hunting small prey.>Medium: 5-10 EXP hunting larger prey that can fight back but really can't win.>Challenging: 10-25: Shit that can fight back but not exactly life threatening.>Threatening: 25-50 Something that could very well kill you and puts up a fair fight. 1V1 me faggot.>Deadly: 50-100+ a (much?) larger/stronger opponent that may have the odds stacked in their favour
>>39424682>>Are you OK?>>Where's Sirena?How's your anal integrity holding up Doc?
>>39424682>Are you OK?>Where's Sirena?>Is she okay?
>>39424682>Just sit there staring like a gormless tosser. uhhhhhWoohoo! Sneck quest. Sorry Dr.U I didn't have time to write up the pastbin of stats and companions, busy with school and work. And the smutbin is still only 1/3 done if that. I will pay debts!
>>39424751YOU'D BETTER PAY DEBTS, WE AAALLLL HAVE DEBTS TO PAY!!!!>>39424733Just dandy, it's not even a medical emergency or so I assume because I haven't dropped dead yet
>>39424682>Just sit there staring like a gormless tosser. uhhhhh
>>39424719>>39424725>>39424733>>39424741>Haaay guize>Are you OK?>Where's Sirena?>Is she okay?OK writing, please no ass related discussion unless said ass is snake or spider ass.
>>39424831>please no ass related discussion unless said ass is snake or spider ass.Hey, when you decide to post something on Twitter regarding your butt having problems, you should expect people to wonder what the hell's going on with you.
>>39424682>>Are you OK?>>>Where's Sirena? Is she ok?
almost been an hour doc.
>>39424682You manage to temporarily ignore your various aches and pains so you can make sense of what you're seeing. Blinking a few times to clear up your blurry vision and no doubt crusty eyes (which you no doubt desire to pick at and eat because tasty yummies) the green and orange blobs begin to take shape into something at least semi-coherent, or at least as semi coherent as things can get in this utterly surreal fantasy bullshit world of monstergirls.Yep that slightly blurry figure is definitely Salvia, another blink brings the room into sharp focus and you're left slightly perturbed at her expression, are you really that fucked up? The need to say something before she starts wondering if you perhaps had a stroke strikes you."...h-hey.." a croaky voice whispers like a field mouse that walked in on a feline orgy, and you realize both that mouse is you and you should probably go ask for another gla- wooden cup of water..."H-hey" she whispers back, leaning over down towards the bed to be more on your level. She dabs at her eyes, lips quivering....well this feels awkward, you don't quite know what to do in this situation, she looks upset at your expense which is a situation you've never been in before except when failing exams, in which case upset quickly turned to disappointment and internet blackouts.Regardless it looks like a dam seconds after it was hit by a bouncing bomb. You ask her in a hissy, croaky voice "...a-are you o-ok?"She sniffs "Oh, oh katie yes I'm fine dear, thanks to you" she gingerly clasps your hand, smiling slightly with glistening eyes "w-what about you? Are you ok dear?""..y-yea" you stutter while she stokes your wrist "oh Katie" she sounds... grateful? upset? Like she won the lottery after being shot in the toenail by a pellet gun? regardless it feels nice having your wrist caressed.-cont-
>>39425757Something bothers you, something to do with the reason you're in this bed in the first place. Salvia's daughter isn't here....she.. why is that exactly?You blink "..w-wheressssss Ssssssirena?"Salvia immediately goes still, aside from the gentle shaking and high pitched whines she's making. You have about enough time to start worrying before she bursts into tears and gently or at least as gentle as she can pulls your head into her chest with her shaking hands, you get the distinct impression she wants to crush the life out of you. Despite the way your back is protesting it feels.. incredibly nice.Your face is basically pressed directly into her breasts, and god knows why but you're not reacting like you know you usually would, the way you slowly come to realize she's stroking her hands through your hair. It's all very... entirely platonic actually. And it feels wonderful, relaxing. You feel safe and not in the least bit awkward."She- she's fine-" she sob/whispers, taking a deep breath before heaving again "she's fine thanks to you"WoWFor lack of any other ideas you just gently and awkwardly pat her back as she holds you to her chest and sobs, thanking you and stroking your hair and oh god this feels fantastic. It's also very surreal, well surreal even compared to how it's been so far in this entire ridiculous ordeal. In any case you sort of melt into her for the longest time just so utterly relaxed and letting her mess with your hair, feeling less alone than every before. It's better than all those yandere boys abuse CD's could ever do for you.She eventually withdraws, leaving you feeling cold and slightly alone. "Thank you" she wipes her tears "y-you saved my baby, I can't even thank you enough-" there's a tugging on the sheets and your mesmerized gaze is torn away towards a pair of large shy eyes peaking over the edgy of your bed.-cont-
>>39425780Her soft little hands grab your sheets "Katie" ...ok ...she just said you name you have no idea how to respond to that. her mother cues and picks her up supporting her tail so she's bed level. She hands you a piece of paper, which you gingerly unfold while moving your bandaged arms as little as possible.It's a crudely drawn picture of you drawing with her.>write in (because Op has ran out of ideas and doesn't know how to deal with children.)--->>39425591Sorry, I have to balance writing and screaming internally over how shit my writing is.>>39424886I regret it, kinda not really. I thought it was gonna be funny rather than apparently distressing.
>>39425802>Can we draw again sometime?
>>39425802>Try not to cry>"I-Itsssss very n-n-n-...">Cry a lot
>>39425802>Take the picture hold it close.>Thank her.Maybe ask Sylvia if she can be our mom.
>>39425802>have heartwarming scene>Ask if maybe they can bring tea next time they visit>compliment drawingalso geez, I thought you were gonna flake today. Guess not!Oh, and maybe draw a bit if our arms can move without being horrible pain. probably not.
>>39425802>"It's wonderful....">Hugs for the sneklet, taking care not to crush drawing in between
>>39425818Yes. Preferably while smiling.
>>39425802cry happy tears while thanking herattempt hug probably fail due to pain
>>39425868>>39425860>>39425854>>39425846>>39425845>>39425818>>39425816Sorry I was just stretching my legs there.So I'm getting that you go slightly teary eyed then hug snakelet, thanking her for shit drawing.Writing, and Jesus fuck is this is hard to write.
>>39426015I guess it's harder to pull stuff out of your ass when you're not suffering from permanent bloody diarrhoea?
>>39426015Well you did a decent job.
>>39426015>Writing, and Jesus fuck is this is hard to write.Yeah, this kinda thing is tough to write. Rest assured you're doing a grand job of it though.
>>39426027Oi!No non-snek/spider ass talk!Get back in your hole!
>>39425780>It's better than all those yandere boys abuse CD's could ever do for you.Katie has just forgotten how good those CD's are.>>39425802Ask if we can draw again.
>>39425802I've been staring at this white screen for 25 minuets now and absolutely nothing comes to mind. I had a general plan but no matter how deeply I search I just can't pull anything out of my ass.Op is scum of the earth, hope you don't mind if I take a break and maybe go for a late night walk? Writers block strikes at the worst times. I'm sorry.Feel free to write side quests/dump smut/green-text to pass the time. I'm looking at you hue's.
>>39425802> thank you> pat her head as good as you can and smile as genuine as you can.
>>39426242Also.[Spoiler]fuck the snek[/spoiler]
>>39426216Take a walk, we'll be here when you get back. Trying to write being sick in bed is tough for a quest. Something something agency. I had similar troubles, and got out of it quick. Live and learn.
>>39426216S'alright man, I know how it is. Enjoy the night air.
>>39426216take a walk. Don't be afraid to say we hug the snake and everything is very touching, then move on.More importantly, you can move the scene along with us worrying about PAY DEBTS and GET SHIRT and GIVE EDDIE MONEY
So, did katie ever find out what it looks like when she's blushing?We as an audience know she turns greener, but does she?
>>39424663Good to have you back Dr. I thought the ass cancer had claimed another one
>>39425757>Like she won the lottery after being shot in the toenail by a pellet gunThat image...>>39425802>>39426216>Tell me where that lil shit Sirena is, I swear to god m8 I'll fuck her up good on me mum m8!>When are you and Eddie going to move in together?>Why am I saying these things despite being less then a month old?>You're drawin looks like it was made by a little girl!>Yo nig, pass me the pain killers. I'ma smoke that shit up.It practically writes itself!
>>39426216Also, don't feel like you need to write everything on the fly. Write stuff before hand that you know we we'll want to do, and then just make small changes to them to make them fit with the narrative
>>39426364On this note, is our blood green, or red? We've seen plenty enough of it to know that much.
>>39426578I think it was stated to be red in our fight against the panther.
So, uh, snake mom.How much money did we make off of that cougar?
>>39426608>>39426546Isn't our blush green?>>39426717Silly anon, little girls don't need money for anything. It all goes to the guardian.
>>39426756well, can we pay the fuck out of eddie, snekmom?
>>39426781>Pay Eddie to fuck snekmomFTFY
>>39426831Hey. We don't know snekmom's marital status.
>>39426840Single/Widow/ex-wife seems likely.
>>39426840We know that little snake is 6 months old. So she at least got laid 9-15 months ago depending on snake-human ratios.
>>39426891>>39426893just wait, a giant mansnake is going to come flying in over the horizon like goddamn quetzocatl
>>39426910and then try to kill us because we're not his and a threat to his line. Or he'd try and claim us for his own.
>>39426927he's going to put on a hat, a suit, and a moustache and thank us for helping his daughter in a stern and fatherly way.
>>39426945here's hoping.So what upgrades should we get next?I'd like the poison increase.
>>39427089Constrictor upgrade or scales.
>>39427089Let's not start this discussion already.
>>39427089constrictor, eye upgrades, poison, all of those are easy picks.The real question: TOUGH scales, or CAMO scales? We can only get one.
>>39427111Why no it gives us something to do while we wait, just so long as we stop once the good Dr. comes back.Also I agree with >>39427089
>>39427136Yes, but we'll make the damn thread autosage before he comes back.
>>39427111Well I mean.. Dr. is AWOL so...>>39427130Preferential to tough. But I don't hate Camo.
>>39427130Camo, tough makes us less cute. also camo and drop poisoning work well.
>>39427130I reckon TOUGH by virtue of it being harder for things that can bypass our camo to kill us. Remember we're warmblooded now so heat vision will easily sense us.
>>39427130I say camo if we go for poison (ambush snake), tough if we go for constrictor (tank snake)
>>39427156Armored juggernaut snake, with magic, is best snake.
>>39427156>>39427155>>39427151>>39427150and you see why I have a hard time chosing between camo and armor.
Anybody else think maybe the easiest way to give doc stuff to write about would be to fast forward through Katie's childhood to the day she's ready to leave home and start her adventure in earnest. Using this stuff as kind of the guideline for her formative years and then springing the adventure based off this seems plausible, though I realize a good number of anons are in this mostly for vicariously living out Katie's childhood.
>>39427210No, this is too adorable to skip.
>>39427210I'm here for awkward misunderstandings and sort of kid snek.He doesn't seem to have a long term goal in mind so this is where we're at. Her growing up and developing is the quest.If we just skip to SNAKE ADVENTURER! I'll probably lose interest.
>>39427210Who says she's gonna be an adventurer anon?
>>39427210I'd rather continue a bit more with growing up snek.
>>39427210Kinda want a thread or two more of childhood this is really cute and Im liking the SoL. But yeah skipping a couple of weeks to age Katie up would do Doc some good.Also Armored, Giant snake, with poison and limited Magic. Nidhogg Katie is best Katie.
>>39427268I'm honestly kind of horrified of the forest.
>>39427281Totally, I am confused as to why we've not picked thicker scales yet. I mean every time we fight something we get fucked up before we kill it.
>>39427284Yeah, we're stills struggling against basic non monsters after all.>>39427350Hasn't helped we haven't used our poison half the time either.
>>39427350Pretty sure its because the votes have been "horn nubs" vs "huge!" and Thicker scales fell to the wayside.How about this can everyone agree to go thicker scales for the benefit of Katie's survival for ONE vote and then we can all go back to bickering?
>>39425802Your eyes start to water while examining the terrible picture in front of you. This is about the most touching thing anyone has ever made for you... you just don't know what to say, you hold it closer to your body."T-thank- i-it'sssss w-wonderful" She makes happy snakelet sounds, you're too busy holding a suddenly very precious picture to your non-existent chest. Whatever the case the tiny snake has spread her arms wide "lift" What? Her mom takes the hint and picks her adorable daughter up and onto the bed, cooing softly all the while at the smaller snake. "Now be careful dear, katie isn't well""okay mom" she latches on to your chest and you feel a wave of ache travel around your back and shoulders, but damn. It feels like you're being lovingly molested by a cloud. Her hands are so soft... granted so were yours until just recently but still. She's no doubt gripping as hard as she can but she has so little strength, it's so utterly alien for a pale shut in like yourself, yet she's so adorable. You just want to hug and protect her and- she pokes your forehead and you feel a... fucking strange sensation all of a sudden. "why do you have horns?" what?Wincing you gingerly reach up and touch the protrusion curling out of your forehead. it's kinda smooth, filled with ridges along the length....but the big question is why the fuck do you have stumpy nubs growing out of your forehead....but right now surrounded by snake people and half dead due to feline related injury, you just don't have the energy to freakout, you'll have to shelve that one for later.-cont-
>>39427416Or we actually use our poison in the fight. We didn't against the cat and kinda payed for it.
>>39427446Salvia giggles slightly, wiping more tears from her eyes "I was wondering about that myself dear" you just stare and shrug helplessly before instantly regretting you decision to shrug. You're still mostly bedridden at this point and it feels like you just rubbed yourself into the sheets. You barely manage to stop yourself from crying out that your back feels like it's on hot metal. Hopefully nobody- well Salvia knows. You can see it in her frown. Thankfully little snake is still oblivious."Doctor!" she calls out, "I'll be right back dears" she slithers off and your left with a much smaller snake on your bed grabbing at your hair and generally being a welcome menace.You turn you head to see Salvia discussing something with the doctor, by the time you turn around Cora's holding out one of those stale truffles Salvia made a few days back and left by your bedside."ah-uh" you stutter before the stubby little hands stuff it into your mouth. It's..oh wow... this is fucking delightful. They have chocolate truffles but no glasses, this place makes no sense. But hell, you aren't complaining.Chewing with a stupid expression of blissful bewilderment you eventually swallow enough to say "t-thank-" before your assaulted again by the small giggling snake, you're too weak to fight back and they taste delicious.-cont-
>>39427473There's a masculine slightly Germanic voice speaking in the background "Now that's the thing, she had an strange aversion to opiate based painkillers, perhaps one of her parents had a bad experience with them, she seems to have an freakishly active genetic memory"Oh hey they're talking about you "That may be the case doctor but surely there must be something you can give her that won't-"Tiny fingers prod your face "hey-" snakelet says through a mouth full of chocolate, much of it now on her cheeks, "Draw with me katie" they should weaponize this shit as a mass mind control device because you're powerless to resist- Out of the corner of your eye you spot her. Through the doorway in a manner eerily similar to your dream is a frowning red haired snake, she looks deeply unhappy about something yet strangely curious. You both make eye contact for a brief, she gives you this wide eyed look that you can't really place before just retreating. She slowly just leaves and disappears out of sight."Katie what's wrong" you feel a tiny chocolate covered hand molesting your bandages "Why are you sad""I..I.....I-I'm not" you stutter in reply. It seems to have been enough because she's busting out the coloring parchment and charcoal again. "Ok, this is yours, and this is mine ok, so-"Your minds all over the place, what's up with Sirena, why isn't she in here with the rest of you, why are you bothered aren't you happy there's one less person to make you feel nervous, don't salvia and the doctor know you can just about hear them from across the room? You feel like a gigantic mushroom snorting faggot who's public masturbation limit is a crowd of 2. And you were doing fine until the doctor came over.-cont-
>>39427446>>39427473>Don't know how to write kids>Writes adorable kidSuuuure.
>>39427506"Miss katherine" You could swear he was using that name on purpose "We were just having a delightful conversation involving conspiracy to drug you" Salvia turns towards him, eyes bulging "Oh don't act like she couldn't hear you, anyway-" he turns back to your bemused face "how do you feel about non-opium based medication?">I'm OK with that>Unsure>No thanks I still don't trust doctors from a place where glass and plastic hasn't been invented yet.-Sorry for the massively long waiting period. I had a nice walk.
>>39427526>No thanks I still don't trust doctors from a place where glass and plastic hasn't been invented yet.Time to make them even more curious~
>39427526>Drugs are bad m-kay.
>>39427526>>I'm OK with thatSeriously we need some drugs, plus snake mom might feel a little better if we aren't constently fliching
>>39427526>>UnsureSomewhere between unsure and being okay with it.I mean, we are a bit in pain, and this is the medicine of the time.
>>39427526Are they going to give me nightmares? Because the last ones gave me a terrible one...
>>39427526>I'm OK with that>Who was that other snake?
>>39427526>I'm OK with that
>>39427526>UnsureHis antiseptic was urine! Will the painkiller be made out of feces?Also going out to hunt, kill and drag back prey with our mouth when?
>>39427547>>39427526in fact, count this as an >I'm OK with thatvote if it comes down to it. I talked myself into it.
>>39427526>"Err... What IS it based on then?"
>>39427562No one cares.
>>39427526> Unsure.> Could you tell me what's in it?
>>39427580Actually yeah, slap that on.
>>39427580Yeah ask this question. Then we'll probably end up fast forwarding to a movable Katie, and/or Eddie.
>>39427562>Who was that other snake?You mean Sirena?
>>39427654Was she a red head?
>>39427580>>39427600>>39427624>>39427625>>39427642I could merge the unsure into that I think. Or rather make that the unsure vote going by the amount of votes it's getting>>39427562What other snake? you mean solid snake sirena?>>39427534>>39427537drags are bad M'kay>>39427546>>39427562>>39427564>>39427571drugs are good.>>39427547>>39427570>>39427580>>39427600>>39427624>>39427642Drugs are ambiguous chemicals.Writing after I stretch my legs for 5 min because OP is a niger
>>39427694Salvia-> Red Hair, Orange TailSirena-> Red Hair, ?TailCora-> Anon needs to pay better attention to NPCSKatie->Black Hair, Green Tail
Shit, Did I miss the thread? Fuck
>>39427956man, the whole family is all bright and colorful.Except for us. Green'n'black.Hey, does an orange tail mean they have orange human bits like we have green human bits? Or are we different strains of snake person?
>>39428229>Green'n'blackJust like the manufacturer of delicious chocolate.
>>39428215Naw, 's still going.
>>39428265Well, that's good. The quest had a lot of downtime so I've forgotten check the damn twitter. Kinda panicked when it said "Three hours ago." Catching up on the thread now, I hope I finish quickly.
>>39428229Well if we were to relate Katie to a real world snake it would probably be this one. Black head (hair), green body.
108/300 Posts (+whatever limit we can go before saging)~3.5 Hours in.I think we should be fine, the only problem here is if OP's blood clots become Thromboses and start circulating around his body leading to her unfortunate death.
So we're getting hypno-eyes as soon as we can, right? We Kaa soon?
>>39428522at SOME point. don't know about soon.
>>39428522Get out, Constricter all the way
>>39428522No we need something for survivability first. Hypno eyes would get us killed if we fail a roll cause eyes and face right in front of something trying to kill you is a bad idea.
>>39428522Hypno eyes next evolution, we have more pressing matters right now to grab during this evolutionary state. We can eventually just not right now, not like it matters what I say. Votes are going to be all over the place.
>>39428522Armor first, Constrict 2nd, bigger nubs 3rd, everything else later.
>>39428551Why not both?
I guess I'm caught up now. Everything has been kind of adorable so far. And kinda odd.>>39428522Maybe at some point. But armor and constrictor first. We are huge and tough first and foremost.
>>39428558More hueg snake mode? Eat more wild pigs in combat for gains?
>>39428551pretty sure Kaa was a python
>>39428522Constrictor.Hypno eyes are my fetish. I would feel dirty voting for them.
>>39428373Na, we pit viper
>>39428607You forgot about poison anon, We need that upgrade.>>39428639I was thinking stronger poison so we can one hit kill weaker enemies.
>>39428607I agree with the first 2, but bigger nubs never. Unless they are like pic related.
>>39428637It would be interesting to see if we have grown in length from this upgrade from picking longer tail early on. And our snake half is now longer then moms
>>39428663I agree we need stronger poison eventually but going from +10 on constrict rolls to +30 is just to tempting at this point in time. Also I really want Katie to be the biggest thickest snake around.
>>39428698And you forgot to mention that we use constrictor alot
>>39428698>I really want Katie to be the biggest thickest ... aroundlewd, anon
>>39428373>>39428653>not Horned Vipercome on it writes itself
>>39428698Poison Is Would synergize with constrict and give us a way to knock out people we don't want to kill.>>39428724We use poison about as much when anons remember that we can bite and constrict at the same time
>>39428735Screw your fucking shit magic
>>39428649Follow your dick, anon.
>>39428733Become huge snake. Then we have a building sized tail. Soon, our torso slowly starts catching up. We become giant snake girl...still no tits.
just think, Katie sneezes and tazes Eddie, thus figuring out she has electric powers
>>39427526"Uh-um" this is the same guy who uses urine as an antiseptic and relentlessly takes the piss (possibly literally) out of his patients so they take extra care not to end up in his care again.Your shoulder is telling you that yes you do in fact require painkillers, your brain is telling you they'll end up kill you. You wouldn't be surprised if their painkillers were only a step above hammer blow to the forehead. Cora has gone quite as if she wasn't completely oblivious to adult talk."I-i don't kn-know" Salvia who has until now been glaring at the doctor, turns, her face morphing into a concerned frown "Katie dear, I....I really think you should. You're in pain" She tears up slightly towards the end. You hate seeing her cry.You might be willing to give it a chance, you gulp and croak out in a quiet subdued voice "u-um, w-what issssss i-it basssssssed on? u-um.... i-i...I -mmean what'sssssss i-in-""I haven't got the slightest idea" he nonchalantly scratches his arm while Salvia resumes glaring "All I know is that it's cheap and has little to no commercial demand" OK that's insightful, he's probably talking about crocodile or some shit that will fuck up your skin even worse."oh don't worry, there's no side effects, we use it to treat opium addiction"Salvia gives you puppy eyes, and it strikes you that your parental figure is trying to get you to do drugs. In fact why are you even having this discussion, back on earth or reali life or wherever the fuck it is/was/isn't they'd have just drugged you non-consensually , why do they even need the child's consent anyway?-cont-
>>39428820I thought we agreed that our electric powers are headbutt-activated? Or am i tripping over Salvia?
>>39428829You've been mulling this over for a while now, you can tell because the doctors tapping his shoes, which you think are wooden. Savages, who the fuck uses wooden shoes. But seriously you'd better answer soon otherwise you'll be stuck in bed unable to sleep because your back is on fire."....o-ok" you mutter after a painfully long pause.Doctor Tiberius toddles off causally to scoop up some no doubt damaging abusive substances that would be illegal as fuck where you come from while Salvia leans down towards the bed. "You're going to be fine, don't be nervous" she starts stroking your wrist but you can help the spike in apprehension. You can just picture the asshole coming back with a fuckhuge needle. You're struggling to control your breathing in fact. "katie? Katie calm down everything is going to be fine dear" the fact that snakemom looks upset herself. You end up gripping the sheets in worry as the doctor comes out with a small box barely smaller than your head.He places it down on the bedside table and reaches inside causing your imagination to run wild. her pulls out a slightly crumpled leaf. It... it looks just like marijuana."This is marijuana" you stare blankly like a gormless tosser while Salvia strokes your wrist and insists it'll be fine and that marijuana isn't dangerous.-cont-
>>39428829>why do they even need the child's consent anyway?Maybe because said child is also a large predator?
>>39428735Horned viper is like for when we've taken thicker scales, then scale armor and then bladed scale armor upgrade.
OK."You can eat this raw, or better yet do what you do best, crush it up then bake it into something"Salvia nods "Yes I know, I'm an alchemist by trade, how much should she take as a painkiller"The doctor shrugs "as much as she wants really, how much can she eat in one sitting?" you continue to stare in utter bewilderment. You're being medicated with weed? is that a thing?Salvia scowls "this isn't funny doctor, what about the side effects?"The doctor laughs "What side effects? I eat this for breakfast every day and I've never noticed any ill effects" Salvia just stares blankly.She turns to you, "Katie dear... can you move?" you feel Cora playing with your hair but you still feel uneasy all of a sudden.You think you might be able to "I-i think""Good, we're leaving".-Later and with much horrific pain endured you find yourself face down and slightly teary eyed in Salvia's bed. You could sorta slither alright, your tail is mostly fine it's just the way your body undulates that cripples you. What's worse is that you ended up leaving what was likely £500.000's worth of pot back at that crazy doctors medical institution. Apparently Salvia gave it to Cora while she carried you who left it on a bench in the waiting room because she had to carry the art supplies. You feel like crying, in fact you are crying, because your back and sides hurt like a motherfucker and you still smell like urine.All you can hear is the gentle scrape of charcoal as Cora sits next to you in the dim light drawing pictures which she occasionally shows you. It helps, surprisingly enough. Gives you something to concentrate on besides the pain, it's somewhat relaxing even. Salvia hastily brewed you some tea and went back for the medication and you still have no idea where Sirena is.Suffice to say you all feel pretty stupid, except for you who feels like shit.>Attempt to drink tea.>Ask snakelet for favor (draw request/ feed me tea ect, Write in so long as it's within reason)
>>39428876>Can you help me drink tea, I hurt too much to right now to do it right.
>>39428876>Attempt to drink tea.>Draw if possible.
>>39428876>>Ask snakelet for favor (draw request/ feed me tea ect, Write in so long as it's within reason)Ask her to tell you a story
>>39428876>Feed me tea, sneklet!>Can you sing me a song too?
>>39428876>Attempt to drink tea.>Draw with best snakelet.>Wait for the one who hates us to come back.
>>39428876>Ask snakelet for favor (draw request/ feed me tea ect, Write in so long as it's within reason)Do straws exist?Like, the kind you can drink through?I could use a straw.
>>39428876>>Attempt to drink tea.> Ask her to draw you and Sirena holding hands
>>39428876>Attempt to drink tea.>Get up you lazy cunt and stop feeling sorry for yourself. There is hunting to be done.
>>39428876>Ask snakelet for favor (draw request/ feed me tea ect, Write in so long as it's within reason)"I-I d-don't want to sssssssspill a-any, c-can you help me d-drink the t-tea?"Meanwhile, in the eternal theater, The immortal actor who is playing the roll of salvia pulled in some favors to throw in drug references in hopes Katie will snap out of her drug-induced over-acting.
>>39428966Snek chan pls
You fuckers! Keep the weed away from the tiny snek! Tiny snek has no resistance to the green herb!>>39428876>Attempt to drink tea.>Ask sneklet to get her big sister, her mother if she can't find the former.I want to ask the big sister snek what happened to her, failing that, I want to ask mother snek how we ended up here, we do remember the giant spider-woman, correct?
>>39427956Salvia - Green haired orange scaled snake. She's not scared of Katie, she's scared of what she might possibly do to her kids, and feels this fear is only slightly irrational.Sirena - Red haired orange scaled. older snake, wants to go outside and be a hunter. mom sez no, she resents that.Cora - green haired, red scaled. Cora is small snek. tends to trust everyone implicitly.>>39428229They have snake/human hybrid bits anon, in weird places, and yes they're colored.>>39428301you're lucky OP is such a slow writer.... I think... probably not actually. Apologies.>>39428405>herHAHAHAHAHAHA, I sincerely wish. But alas I am far to hairy for that. Don't misgender me shitlord.>>39428672I'm going to say it has because fuck you I'm the faggot OP.
>>39428876>Attempt to drink tea.
>>39428876>"What side effects? I eat this for breakfast every day and I've never noticed any ill effects"This explains a lot.> Have tiny snake draw us another picture> Have Salvia help us drink the Tea>Have Sirena continue to be a coward about talking to the girl that saved her.
>>39429025>Slowly becoming spaghetti snake confirmed.
>>39429025>Salvia feels horrible for mistrusting Kaite now that she has been mauled protecting her daughter>Sirena still wants to go outside that was probably just a fluke! >Cora is weaponized cute.
>>39429025>Sirena wants to be hardcore but her mom won't let her.I love it
>>39428916>>39428935>>39428988help me tiny snek>>39428951Straw plz>>39428921>>39428945>>39428957>>39428966>>39428999>>39429042We're drinking tea for sure, or at least trying. 1d100 vs 50, if you crit fail this Cora gets scolded. This blinds the snake >>39428921>>39428945>>39428957Drawfaggotry>>39428999get yo sisterGive me that roll and if you scold yourself you can still ask for help or a straw------------------------>>39429220>>39429091I won't confirm or deny anything, but one anon back there had the right idea about what's going on.
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>39429326pls no flop
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>39429326
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>39429326
>>39429340nice anon way to crit success drinking tea
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>39429326
>>39429340>Whats so hard about drinking when you place the cup in your mouth and swallow
>>39429340>100You drink the fuck out of that tea. Well done.writing
>>39429335>>39429340I'm sorry whatDid Cora do this? Cora totally did this. Best big sis. I bet she like drops the cup and catches it or something rad.
>>39429340B-based anon...>Drinking tea
>>39429378Screw hue you have saved muh bacon.
>>39429372Turns out we got an additional ability last evolution: Prehensile Tongue.
>>39429340I guess we drink tea so well we get a fucking medal
>>39429401That's what I'm here for, Doc. An adorable situation has to happen with this, you know. +20 sisterly relations.
>>39429025Good to see you againMedical anon, at your service
>>39429441You should name yourself Nurse Unoriginal.
Despite flawlessly drinking the tea you end up critically fail the willpower test to resist becoming addicted to the Marijuana. In a few weeks time you are known as the town bike, whoring yourself out for your next hit from the "Doctor".Salvia is just glad that the terrifying monster is out of her home. But the time when she covered in cum and knife wounds, lying in the garbage, too stoned to understand what's going on, that's when she can no longer stand by. She HAS to end your suffering.The last thing you ever hear in this world is a motherly voice telling you to drink up dear, the last thing you feel in this world is how your lungs just stop bringing air in, the last thing you see is a tear-filled face as everything goes black.
>>39429507>But the time when she find you covered in cum and knife wounds, lying in the garbage, too stoned to understand what's going on, that's when she can no longer stand by. She HAS to end your suffering.Damn, got to get my spell-check on.Or stick to shorter posts.
>>39429372>>39429421This would be hilarious, tiny snek would likely think it's a cool trick while Katie would be freaking out
>>39429507Get out of here HueHue. You never delivered! You aren't welcome here anymore!
>>39429507I know you can't be the real triple hue, but you're still amazing and will forever live on in my heart.
>>39429424Oh come on we got a fucking 100, No way in hell do we drop that shit
>>39429340>tea inadvertently unlocks our magic zap powers somehow
>>39429665>tea unlocks our illusion Dank Weed, 420, Blaze it, MTNDewritoes, powers and we become MLG somehow
>>39428876You groan face-down in the bedsheets, you back stings like a motherfucker. You need something to take your mind off it, anything. You wish you had eaten that pot en route."hay Katie" you turn you head to the side and wince as your neck politely tells you to stop that shit right now, you think there might be swelling "hey, hey Katie, wanna draw" you can't even get up. But hell, there's your distraction.You find yourself still face down, but now awkwardly drawing upside down with your outstretched hand. Cora is amazing "how are you doing that, you can't see" you tilt your head the minimum amount so that you can crack your eye open and stare at the vaguely face-like scribbles that look nothing like what you thought you were drawing in your mind. Is she just saying that to make you feel better? No she seems genuinely surprised to see you drawing without sight. In fact she's closed her eyes and is now scribbling onto the paper, over her own work no less and utterly failing at it. You spot a picture of you and salvia holding hands and smile, rolling back to the facedown position and just relaxing.Because holy fuck they should recommend this as actual therapy, you feel a pair of hands searching around the bed before they grasp your coal pencil and steal it from your hands. You raise an eyebrow and tilt your head the barest amount. Cora's attempting to do everything with her eyes closed and it's adorable. You smile again and go back to being face down in the sheets. This is nice, just listening to a kid draw, very relaxing.-cont-
>>39429921There's some shuffling on the sheets and a rattling, more shuffling on the sheets and suddenly a cry. You raise you hand instinctual and something falls into it, it feels warm."whoaaaa" Cora gasps, you realize you're holding tea. "are you magic?" You have to admit, you feel pretty awesome, almost like a cool big sister."c-careful" you mutter into the sheets. Yes, you are the cool sibling, if this were your sister.>Could you get me a straw?>Could you go find Sirene?>Hold this cup and help me drink the shit out of this tea.>Write in?----->>39429545>>39429541Don't hate on him for delivering.>>39429507That was brilliant. 10/10 shitpost would fap to again.
>>39429947>Could you go find Sirene?>Could you get me a straw?
>>39429947>Could you get me a straw?if not>Hold this cup and help me drink the shit out of this tea.
>>39429947>Could you go find Sirene?
>>39429947>>Hold this cup and help me drink the shit out of this tea.
>>39429947>Could you get me a straw?>Could you go find Sirene?
>>39429947>>Could you get me a straw?
>>39429025Also just to be clear I copied this from what little notes I keep, it's outdated.
>>39429947>Could you go find Sirene?And, after that,>Hold this cup and help me drink the shit out of this tea.We're a cool sibling, alright, but we aren't the big sis here. Maybe Cora can be a cool sis too and help us out?
>>39429947>Could you get me a straw?>Could you go find Sirene?>>39429996Very nicely done Dr
>>39429947>Hold this cup and help me drink the shit out of this tea.>Could you go find Sirene?
>>39429947>Hold this cup and help me drink the shit out of this tea.then>Could you go find Sirena?Gotta talk to other snek. Maybe we can get snekmom to let Sirena out if we're with her.
>>39429947Could you find sirena
>>39430035>Don't worry she can go out! I can die in her place! It's not like I'm really anyone's family.
Sadly its too late for me to stay any more but i-i'll leave this here. I'm sorry its so rough - I'm too sleepy to do better.
>>39430062Well, it's certainly not how I'd exactly phrase it, but something like that, maybe?
>>39430102Anon pls, they're only nubs so far.Still looks great though.
>>39430102Nice! So glad we have you drawanon!
>>39430102That's absolutely amazing.
>>39430102nigger dat's kawaii as fuck
>>39430035Can't hunt and eat prey with her around, she will just freak out and get killed by shit monkeys.
>>39430102Nice. It's fantastic thanks drawfag.
>>39429973>>39429979>>39429990>>39429997>>39430000>>39430002>>39430003>>39430035>>39430056Go find Sirena is a given.>>39429973>>39429978>>39429990>>39429993>>39429997>>39430002STRAWS (wins)>>39429978>>39429983>>39430000>>39430003>>39430035Help me drink tea snakelet!>>39430062huehuehue ,a-at l-leassssst then I-I'd be u-ussssful>>39430102Hohohoho best drawfag strikes again. I fucking love you man. in a deeply homoerotic way
>>39430102Fuck, now I need to eventually vote horns because those look far to good on her. Curse you based Draw anon.
>>39430102holy shit we're adorable.And also WAY more green.
>>39430168>>39430102This is actually why I included nubs, fucking kawaii
>>39430168Seriously, they look way better then I was imagining them. They're like a horn crown thing! Amazing.Think we could hold it off until armor and constrictor tail, though?
>>39430220Agreed. Armor and tail first. Horns and poison can wait till we next Evo, but they will be taken.
>>39430220horns are an evolution that happens after expanded size, scale upgrades, eye upgrades, and poison upgrades.
>>39430255I like the lightning/Dark Souls parallel. Maybe we could use the electricity to up our speed.
I would like to point out this name is not tripfagged and never has been, there might be and in fact definitely are multiple huehuehues, so demanding the same smut from all of them isn't a great idea.
I'm glad you all like it.I-I was one of those who wanted the nubs, but I'm happy to go for other stuff now. H-how do you all feel about the tailblade?>>39430190Sorry... I know , green, but I just can't into green skin. At least her bust is closer to being right this time.
>>39430299We all owe it, until one delivers.
>>39430220Yeah armor then constrictor then horns
>>39430299>>39430319Seriously, screw you guys.
>>39430314Will this one also go onto your devart?
>>39430336Just say when and where, darling.
>>39429947>Could you get me a straw?>Could you go find Sirene?How has your week been doc?Mine was awesome, but very exhausting>>39429496I thought about something to that extent
>>39430168Agreed. I was against horns because I believed they would look like fucking shit but this pictures makes it all the better. Still going with better scales for the next upgrade because we really fucking need that but the vote after that I'm going for big horns!
>>39430351I would, but I doubt you'd deliver on that smut, either.
>>39430339Hnng, I have no idea what you're talking about!
>>39430314Draw anon please, you already converted me to the horns faction, don't press your luck. I actually prefer your rendition of Katie to the "Green skin" thing
>>39430383Yeah, green skin is kind of bad aesthetically. Fan Art trumps text.
>>39430374Okay, I gotta be honest I don't even remember what smut was promised.
>>39430375I'll just have to press that +watch button then and find out on my own if it goes on there.
>>39430412And I do but I'm tired of fanning the flames. Also I propose alternate smut ideas are offered.
>>39430424The doctor gets a little too "Hands on".
>>39430412>>39430424Something. Anything. Pay your damn debts already.
>>39430424 What it would have been like for Katie if she woke up while the Doc was feeding her the food. (Placing the meat in her stomach.)
>>39430314I don't like the tailblade much.Scales, eyes, and poison are on my agenda. Tailblade is after that, with claws.
>>39430396>Our colouring changing to the OP when we first shed.
>>39430396She-Hulk disagrees. Unless you mean in regards to naga/lamia specifically, in which case I can't really argue against you.
>>39430396hey, I like a green snake lady.I would give pictures but they are CERTAINLY pornographic.
>>39430314Don't make me have to shank you.....
I've got a shitty smutpaste thats ~700 words long that was written in under 50 minutes.I'll post after the OP has finished and then you can tell me why its shit and where I can improve.Those options aren't mutually exclusive by the way.
I still think we need to corner Salvia and ask her to explain evolution to us. I just want to here her take on my the species goes all Saiyan when they fight
>>39430102Drawfag that's the most adorable shit I've seen all day.I was against horns fiercely, but you have convinced me they are cute. So long as they look like that.
>>39430536It's just good to have you back.I missed you HueHueHue
We need to do that snake-thing with our tongue more. It's adorable and good for smelling.we also need to take advantage of our snake tongue in other areas
>>39430530Post anyway, or on imgur.
>>39430314Tailblade has potential, depends on how it's designed. I just keep imagining it getting stuck wherever like in the branches and roots and whatnot.
>>39430620Second. Mostly. I like the hissing being one of Katie's 'things'.
>>39430620 Already incorperating both of those into the smut bin I am working on >>39430563Yeah we totally should. Especially while stoned.
As >>39430299 said, there are many Hues of Hue. But they all write. For that is the purpose of a Hue. To shitpost, to bad-end, to smut, to troll and bait. All of these are acts of writing and thus an act of a Hue.The Hues are many, the Hues are varied, but the one thing all Hues can, and indeed must, do is write.
>>39430563Well sweety it's very simple. As we go through things we change and grow, usually as we get older. Y-you've just been through a lot and it shows.
>>39430725>Been through a lot and it showsQue Katie inernal monolog about how she must look like a skag.
>>39430725The Lamia equivalent of "because I said so"
>>39430756Not to mention she always assumes Salvia is talking about how she caught Katie scrubbing out her cloaca ...
>>39430800But she didn't catch us. Heck, I'm pretty sure Katie didn't even do that much with it and most of it was in her oh so perverse head.
>>39430829Exactly. Which is an ever-flowing sauce for so much delicious snek spaghetti!
So, we're going to get mad blazed 420?
>>39431021I have no idea what drinking pot tea does to you, so maybe?
>>39431067pot doesn't really... work in tea.Not unless it's super fucking buttery tea.See, if it is being eaten, it requires you either swallow the solid matter or have a fat to carry it. and BOTH of those only work if it's been heated properly.
>>39429947You wonder exactly why you haven't seen Sirena yet, is she scared of you? Does she think you're a monster? Last time you saw her she just looked at you like you were half a kitten unable to drink milk because of a collar and just left, and the time before that she looked at you like you were covered in the blood of a wild jungle cat you'd just killed with your bare hands and again left in a hurry.... the latter was more reasonable come to think of it.Well honestly it might just be that you still feel really out of it, or maybe your position on the bed is interrupting the oxygen supply to your brain, regardless you think you'd better deal with it now while you're apparently non-threatening, god that's a weird thought, you've never thought of yourself as threatening before. Except maybe to small insects and any spider insolent enough to crawl on your computer monitor."h-hey Cora" you move your head so that you aren't talking into a pillow like a blonde chick on PCP discussing quantum mechanics with the voices in her head while getting violently railed by a group of African American chaps."yes?" She blinks her large orange eyes at you with a smile."c-can you do me a f-favor p-pleasssssse" As always talking to little kids comes more naturally to you, it's nice, to feel un-judged or simply not a sub-normal fuckup for once.she nods enthusiasticly "OK""c-could you go f-find sssss-sssirena for me" it's worth a shot.She gasps "OK" and all but hurls herself off the bed."c-cora wait" you try to shout but instead whisper, "a-and a sssss-ssstraw p-pleasssse" She nods slithers out leaving you face down holding a hot cup of tea, thank fuck wood is a shit conductor of heat or your hand would be burning by now. She's gone in a flash shouting for her sister. Your go back down face first into the bed. It's actually starting to get comfortable if you don't move a muscle for long enough.-cont-
>>39431102Scale on carpet alerts you of a returning snake, and you swallow apprehensively, not sure if you want to peak your head out or just keep face down like a retard so you can more easily pretend you're all alone. No you asked for this specifically, you can't even use that meme now.This quiet is killing you, you tilt you head and what you find is a small snake barely visible over the side of the bed. She climbs up and rolls over the sheets crinkling all the paper on the bed."...She said to go away" She says in a small voice.oh...well.... uh"We don't have any straws, sorry" she looks forlorn and you frown, smallsnake looks away and you realize you might have given the wrong impression. Shit...uh"h-hey Cora, i-it'ssssss f-fine" you're not helping, you have no idea how to cheer kids up. She still hasn't turned around, you probably sound depressed yourself, that might be why....wait, idea."h-hey Cora?" you croak.she turns "yea Katie?""u-um... h-help me dr-rink t-thissss tea... i-if y-you want" she stares at you before giving a small smile and grasping the cup, yes, excellent, your masterplan is unfolding.Pushing yourself up you grit your teeth and bare the pain because this will be worth it, probably. In any case the tea is wonderful, not to hot and not to cold. Little snakelet is smiling again and giggling at the slurping noises you're making. You are the best fucking pseudo big sister.Everything went better than expected.>That's it for tonight, getting tired, sorry for the horrendously slow update intervals. I'll try again for tomorrow unless I get drafted for work by family (gotta paint a house).Special thanks to draw anon, if you want I'll put links to your art profiles in the OP every thread so people can pester you for commissions or just fap. Drop a link sometime
>>39431126awwright, we're having a quest tomorrow.TOMORROW.NOT PAINTING, QUESTS.thanks for running!
>>39431126Thanks for running, Doc.Shitty sidequest coming soon.
>>39431126But Doc.U we are the little sister! Cora is the big sis, helping her poor sick lil' sister drink the tea to make her all better so they can draw, and have tea parties, and hug. Thanks for running.
http://pastebin.com/7RQMUg5ZHere's the shiity smutpaste.Tell me what's wrong with it and how (if even possible) it could even be improved.The one thing that I know that I could have improved was replacing the dongo reference to Mizuame or red bean paste. Would have worked so much better. As well as putting more description into the initial seduction and made Salvia more of an active participiant (even if all she would do is writhe and moan). And the time-skip was just a fucking cop-out.
>>39428853>who the fuck uses wooden shoesEven in civilized parts of the world there were plenty of places where wooden shoes saw a dramatic resurgence during WW2 because of materials shortages. >>39428853>Start to freak out, wait>It... it looks just like marijuana.>"This is marijuana"PFFT HAHAHA>I eat this for breakfast every day and I've never noticed any ill effects" Oh wow I need to stop laughing while sides are still attached..
>>39431126Thanks for running, speed is fine too since you do giant updates.I look forward to tomorrow.
>>39431126Cheers, mate, good luck with it.
>>39431209shoulda been eddie if we were going to do parental stuff.
>>39431126When do we get back to killing things? I want to unleash that inner psychopath of Katies and bring back deadly dead beasts to snekmom like a cat.
>>39431295dude, give it a fucking break. we killed things like two sessions ago.
I can imagine, when we're all grown up, Cora will be sternly insist that she's the BIG sis whenever the topic comes up."Oh, Katie, I didn't know you had a little sis-""Hey! I'm her BIG sis! I'm like, six months older than her!" "What? But you're so small-""I'M NOT SMALL!""C-cora, sssss-stop, y-you're embarrassing me..."
>>39431295After we heal anon, please. Its thread 14, we've literally killed about 16 animals, and we are what? 8 days old? Was there a small time skip before we woke up? I really want revenge on the shit-monkeys but that can wait for now...
>>39431276Eddie is next. Well, after the one where we get contracted to rape Steve and so ruin him for all other spider-women. Lamia labia are like clamps are their vaginas are like a rock grinder made of flesh.
>>39431295We'd probably need to timeskip a few days or wait a couple sessions to heal before that can happen. Until then more awkward snake slice of life tales!Before risking our lives again in the great outdoors we should take a few days and see if there are any hunters in town that will teach us to use a bow. Assuming Sirena ever talks to us again, what are we going to do about her wanting to hunt things too?
>>39431192I love shitty side quests they compliment the shitty main quest >>39431209It was good, very crackficy. If you're going for a more serious fic you could probably make her more nervous, I suppose what you need is characterization or at least more of it, even for 700 words worth of condensed sexiness. You could also go more extreme with the fetishes.It's not spider-smut teir though, that's very hard to beat.>>39431236I know, I was taking the micky out of Sweden. Katie is a fucktard you see and doesn't know people wear wooden shoes. (and until just recently neither did I). Thank you for the giggles.>>39431246Thanks for playing, I will try for tomorrow, but I wouldn't stay up late just in case.>>39431276This anon has a point, monster-girls can breed with humans to produce regular monster offspring and after getting jacked off insert their entire arm to inseminate the female.>>39431295After we heal I guess, and if anons can find a way to sneak away from snakemom. I'm not sure how to write killing shit into the story, I tried before. I have some ideas but no spoilers.Killing shit will happen though.
>>39431540The only reason I can see to why we keep sneaking out to fight shit in the forest, in-character terms anyway, is that we see it was the only thing we're useful for.
>>39431585honestly, now that we have a pile of cash, our reasons to go back to the forest are nil until we get rid of the pile of cash.So, let's go SHOOOPPPING! After we pay eddie back.We can afford a SKIRT now!
>>39431585Same here. We fail at social interaction and generally at life and anything that would make us a productive member of society.We also owe a debt to both Eddie and Salvia.The only way to do this is to make money, and to make money we need skill.Unfortunately, as mentioned before, we have no skills. Except for killing. And thus we shall continue killing until the day we can pay our debt YOUR SMUT WAS TERRIBLE HUEHUE. THE DEBT HAS NOT BEEN PAID! WRITE MORE ABOUT THE CHARACTERS ACTIONS, IGNORE 1stPERSON, SWITCH TO 3rd SO THAT YOU CAN CONCENTRATE MORE ON THE PEOPLE TAKING PART.
>>39431606What about vengeance? For all the shit we took?But yeah we do need to spend dat dosh before we go back out.
>>39431701vengeance on some random fucking monkeys in the woods miles upstream?Fuck that.
A loud noise suddenly cuts though the previously quiet air, startling you and causing you to jerk suddenly in place. You are Katie Black, Shitty teenager turned snake toddler, and you just realized that you don't hurt anymore. Something seems different, the air feels stiffer, odd noises of fluttering wings fill the air outside the house, And Cora is looking nervous. "W-what-" You croak out, your voice suddenly not raspy, leaving you more confused. "What'sss going on?" Cora looks shifty eyed, awkwardly holding the cup of tea as if she suddenly doesn't know what to with her hands. "Uh...I-I uh..Y-you..." She stutters over herself, acting more like you then the Cora you know.It's at this moment, Salvia suddenly bursts through the door of the room, franteckly jerking her head around to take in the scene, her eyes drooped like she's tired, or high. "Shit, kid-" Neither of those words are things you expected to come out of her mouth, and not with that tone of voice. "Okay, you're still there, okay, fuck, what're we going to do..." She runs her hand through her hair, biting her lip as she looks around nervously. You are Katie black and you suddenly fail to understand anything. >There's something terribly wrong with this Salvia. You don't know what's happening but you need to get away. Grab Cora and run.>Become increasingly distressed until you start crying.>Hide under the bed until the bad things go away.>Write in.
>>39431832>Become increasingly distressed until you start crying.The final solution.
>>39431817Hey, dude, that was a pretty bitching rock, OK?
>>39431832>>Become increasingly distressed until you start crying.
>>39431832>Become increasingly distressed>Grab Cora and >Hide under the bed
>>39431832>>Become increasingly distressed until you start crying.Moe time.
>>39431832>Become increasingly distressed until you start crying.Really the only answer to anything.
>>39431832>Become increasingly distressed until you start crying.
>>39431870we'll get a new damn rock.
>>39431832Relinquish control to Snake-chan, scream and leap. Put down the impostor.
>>39431919I don't think that's a good idea, man.
>no boy snakes in townB-but are humans anywhere close to large enough?
>>39431935That's cool, I just figured I'd throw it out any way.
>>39431952No one is large enough, not unless they are an ogre or an Oni or something.Like throwing a hotdog down a wide hallway.Katie will never find true bliss
>>39431999all we have to do is find a boy with a constrictor evolution, and everything will be the right size
>>39431999>>39432016>an oni is attracted to our horn nubs
>>39431999There are always toys.
>>39431999What is fisting.
Yo doc, this is a great quest. Try not to doubt your writing too much; I do the same thing, re-read something I just wrote and condemn it as shit all the time. Its all good bro.
>>39431698fuck you 1st person is great.especially when we get around to kaite X steve
>>39431832This is all honestly really scaring you. Not-Salvia is freaking the fucking out, mumbling to herself. Cora is looking rather worried as well, glancing between you and Not-Salvia. Tears are welling in your eyes as you stare wide-eyed at the fake Salvia. "Aw shit, Kid, No-" Not-Salvia mumbles, finally noticing you and looking unsure with herself, but it is too late. Soft tears are rolling down your face, your entire body shaking. Salvia looks distressed, and bites her lip. "H-hey, Now, Kid, Just...Calm down, it's okay, right? You see, this- This is all fake!" She forces a smile as your confusion grows. Your mind scrambles, trying to make sense of the words. It's all fake? What's all fake? She doesn't really care about you, does she? No one does, this is all just...some act? Tears are pouring out, your body shaking like a leaf. You're curling up into the fetal position, or at least what a fetal position might look like with a giant snake tail. "Ah, shit, uh...N-no, you see, kid, this is all just...A big act! No, wait! You're in on the act too! Your life didn't actually happen- Fuck, no wait- No, your life isn't a lie just-" You are the immortal actor currently playing the role of Salvia, And Katie black, or the immortal actor currently stuck too far in her role, is currently sobbing her eyes out, shaking like her dog just died. You are desperately trying to figure out how to fix this, you managed to get through the day's act okay, but you can't keep this up, now that you ended up letting her in on it. One of the younger actors, or a Demi, (Like, Demigod. Clever, right?) is currently looking really confused and uncomfortable. You need to fix this situation.>Try to explain more, maybe that'll help? (No, your mother doesn't love you- Wait, shit, no, She just doesn't exist! Wait-)>ABORT, ABORT. Grab Cora and run of the room, Hope Katie sorts herself out.>DRUGS. DRUGS SOLVE EVERYTHING. TAKE DRUGS, LITTLE GIRL.>Write in.
>>39432504>ABORT, ABORT. Grab Cora and run of the room, Hope Katie sorts herself out.Cora! Help me out here! You've been in this business the longest! What do we do!?
>>39432504>>DRUGS. DRUGS SOLVE EVERYTHING. TAKE DRUGS, LITTLE GIRL.>>Write in.CRAZY DRUG FUELED ORGY IS GO!
>>39432504>ABORT, ABORT. Grab Cora and run of the room, Hope Katie sorts herself out.Fuck this, maybe whatever she ODed on will wear off if we just give it time.
>>39431999>>39432016>>39432154>>39432252Like this?http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/SeekGr/281489/Oh..-She-Got-WetNSFW in case that wasn't obvious.
>>39432504>"Shit, right, look, I know this is all very confusing but if you just- Alright, the person you currently believe yourself to be isn't real, you're just an entity pretending to be it. Erm. You kinda got... stuck in your role... It'll probably wear off eventually."
>>39432504>DRUGS. DRUGS SOLVE EVERYTHING. TAKE DRUGS, LITTLE GIRL
>>39432504>Try to explain more, maybe that'll help? (No, your mother doesn't love you- Wait, shit, no, She just doesn't exist! Wait-)
>>39432504>DRUGS. DRUGS SOLVE EVERYTHING. TAKE DRUGS, LITTLE GIRL.You like marijuana, right kid?
>>39432504>ABORT, ABORT. Grab Cora and run of the room, Hope Katie sorts herself out.More nightmares?
>>39432504>ABORT, ABORT. Grab Cora and run of the room, Hope Katie sorts herself out.Easy way out.
>>39432504ABORT! Then maybe toss a copy of tropic thunder back into the room. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwks9NneeUM
>>39432504>Find Steve, he'll know what to do.
>>39432596smaller than that one. That one can fit whole people. Ours only fits like, half an arm.
>>39432504You stop talking, your mind running in circles trying to figure out what to do. In a panic you pick up the awkward Demi from the floor, carrying the little snake girl over your shoulders like some sort of sack. She makes a small squeaking noise in response. Katie is still looking like she's fearing for her life, tears soaking her face, and you desperately push your hand into a pocket, grabbing a handful of cigarettes, tossing them in the kid's faces as you run towards the door, shouting out a quick "Fuckittaketheseorsomething!" It looks like it's mostly the ones that look like sapphires wrapped in seaweed, and smell like chlorine water. Luckily there's also a few of that weed cigarettes in there, too. Or something. You honestly don't know much about Marijuana, that's mortal shit.You slam the door behind you and toss the Demi in a chair, flopping in one yourself. "Shit." You mutter. Cora looks dazed, glancing back at the door. "Uh...W-what happened?" She flashes a concerned look, shrinking in on herself. You sigh. "Fuck, I don't know. A bad trip. This is kinda fucked. Don't know what to do about it." Cora looks at the ground and mutters a soft "Oh.">Change subject. Ask the girl about herself. Maybe ask her if she knows anything about drugs.>Change point of view. Be Katie.>Write in for the current point of view, I don't know.
>>39433168>Change subject. Ask the girl about herself. Maybe ask her if she knows anything about drugs.
>>39433168>Change subject. Ask the girl about herself. Maybe ask her if she knows anything about drugs.Silvia has the horrible realization that she's the only person who remember she's just an actor.
>>39433168>Change subject. Ask the girl about herself. Maybe ask her if she knows anything about drugs.In order to cut budget costs they have trapped all the other actors in their roles, they just forgot Salvia.
>>39433168>>Change point of view. Be Katie.Is it bad that I want to and probably will drug my own OC during a meta quest inside my quest based off a quest based off a manga based off a light-novel by some manchild?
>>39433209>>39433243Am I screwing up characterization? The point with Cora here is that during the quest she's a trusting, outgoing little kid, but since she's supposed to be deliberately out of character here, she's an awkward sigh new kid on the set.I love the idea, though.
>>39433300She just came off as very young and trusting. Though a bit weirded out and scared.
>>39433168>Change point of view. Be Katie.Channel the moe. Be the moe.
>>39433300No you nigger, you're doing great. I understood that just fine.
Sometimes, I wonder why I even have options.
>>39433168It's funny because she's actually acting in character and doesn't realize it. She's grabbed her kid and run off to hide from the monster.
So.How long do we have before the little girl realizes her adorability makes it so we will do anything she wants?
>>39433168>>Change subject. Ask the girl about herself. Maybe ask her if she knows anything about drugs.>>Change point of view. Be Katie.>>Panic??
>>39433168You shift around uncomfortably in your seat, glancing over at Cora every once in a while. You can hear the flutter of wings as the faceless angels clean up. You sigh once more, making Cora look a bit nervous, and decide to speak up. "So uh, We haven't really talked, when the curtains are down, y'know?" She stares at you blankly for a moment before her eyes widen a bit, nodding quickly. "O-oh, right, t-theater metaphors..." You raise an eyebrow, causing her to glance away again. "...Uh, hey, how old are you exactly, kid?" She takes a while to respond to that, glancing around at literally everything else in the room. "U-uh." She starts, softly. "I-I'm like....T-three hundred..." Your breath catches in your throat and you do your best to hide your shock, but your eyes go wide anyway. That's, fuck, that's really young. Shit you're surprised she even managed to pull herself together into a recognizable being that quickly without turning into another goddamn faceless angel. You cough a bit, turning it into a chuckle as you force a small smile. "W-well, I guess that's why they picked you for this role, heh?" She stares at the ground in silence.You are now Katie black. You think. You don't know what or who anything or anyone is anymore. You're grateful gravity hasn't suddenly turned off. You spent a while in a panicked sobbing, but managed to regain control of yourself. You've been sitting in this bedroom for a while, your wounds mysteriously painless. You look down at the bunch of what you assume are the drugs Not-Salvia threw in your face. One looks...Kinda normal...But the other doesn't even look flammable. For some reason, you seem to remember some sort of lighter being hid under the mattress in here.>Light the normal looking drugs.>Light the strange looking drugs.>Slither to the window and look out.>Write in.
>Slither to the window and look out.
>>39433928>Write in.Go to the door and apologize for being a horrible person to snek mom.>Slither to the window and look out.
>>39433928>Slither to the window and look out.I wonder...
>>39433928>Slither to the window and look out.Drugs are bad, remember? We narrowly avoided the heroin, let us not slide back into temptation just as we have finally begun to see the light.
>>39433928>Slither to the window and look outI just want to see the sober reaction:>Light the strange looking drugs.>Light the normal looking drugs.Light all the motherfucking drugs, maximum fuck.
Fun fact, most god-drugs are cigerrates, because they're the easiest to write, as just being *Thing*, wrapped in *Thing*, Maybe smelling of *Thing*, and I can just make something thematically appropriate from that.
>>39434165Wouldn't powders be easier as just *thing*? Although faceless angels probably can't snort drugs well.
>>39434216Thinking on it, yeah, but they'd also probably be more boring. Most powders look kinda the same? I dunno what I'm really doing with the drugs.
>>39424663Tracked down the glorious drawfag who drew my shitty OC.http://sarinth.deviantart.com/gallery/>>39434253Clearly what you need is a needle or suppository.
>>39434280Needles actually kinda freak me out, really bad. But maybe. And on suppositories? I'm not going there, anon.
>>39434280That isn't the artist attention whoring, I posted that. Just making sure.>>39434328I suppose they could cut a hole under their left nipple and insert it into there if they get squeamish about shoving things up the ol' buttocks. They are immortal after all.
I finally fucking caught up, and I missed the whole session. Damn it all.>>39434424Doc. A little suggestion in case of writers block again is that Katie is currently in the position to do a time skip for getting well, and it would save you the time for having to write scenes on explaining how shit works (like evolution, and learning to read.) things that would just suck to write.tl;dr time skip to get shit done, but only as far as getting well.
>>39433928You cringe, flashes of bad experiences that you don't remember, pulsating through your brain like a slug made of burning coals. You can't take any of this stuff. You push it away, out of your sight, and crawl slowly from your spot on the ground, creeping over to the nearby window, slowly peaking out from it. It takes only a moment for you to get motion sickness, pulling away as you clutch at your stomach, and mouth. Eventually, you risk another peak, and manage to keep your lunch this time. The sky is wrong. It's all wrong. Colors squirm throughout the sky like dying worms, impossible patterns float about in the broth, looking like an eldritch alphabet soup. It hurts to look at. At least the ground is still where it is, houses of the village where they're supposed to be. You can even see the walls off in the distance, and the forest beyond. But it's all strangely empty. You hear wings fluttering, but see no birds. But eventually, you see them.They look like angels. But like everything else they're...wrong. Their heads are featureless, only bumps of could-be bones making the implications of facial features. Nothing but smooth skin, not even hair. Impossible colors cling to their skin, looking like strange, long robes that hide most of their body. They flutter about, back and forth, carrying...things. It's hard to tell what they're doing, but they're working, towards something.You feel sick. You slowly sink away from the window. It's kinda like silent hill, even has loud noises to mark the shift. But instead of rust, darkness, and monsters you have a impossible colors and a strange sky, faceless angels, and impostors of those you once knew.You don't know what to do.>Write in. Otherwise we'll end it here.
>>39434639Curl into a ball, try to forget, wish there was booze to aid in forgetting.
>>39434639Snek chan take the wheel!
I'll curl with you too
>>39434639>Scratch the itch on your nose.>Why is your whole face itchy?No Katie you are the angels.
>>39434639Go to the door and beg Silvia to let you in! You'll promise you'll be good! Just make the things go away!
>>39434639>Find and kill Fume Knight
>>39434714Bad things happen to immortals who lose their identity. >>39434750Hm, This could work...>>39434761Where the fuck is steve, anyway?
>>39435092Nah we cool, thanks for the fun.
wow, I really missed this quest. but I'm late!? dammit!>>39430102this was the reason I wanted to go horn nubs(or claws/eyes/camo), katie looks fucking great!
>>39428522>>39428649>Hypno eyes are my fetish. I would feel dirty voting for them.I know that feel.