Rolled 37 (1d100)Last time a time skip happened after we accomplished a test with flying colors and got heavily traumatized for the sake of fixing a certain problem.Anyway we finally graduated the academy and got taken to a black facility for further in depth specialized training.Of that we have selected >Magic>PsionicsStill have two additional slots that are undecided. So get cracking already.Oh and we decided to drink those vials that we had gotten three years ago. Turned out to be super drugs of some kind before we passed out from the sheer power up.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>39386037Those vials gave us super divine boost to psi and magicI vote we read the lettersUse the cardDo all the stuff and use all the items that give us permanent boosts before we pick the other 2 classes. That way we won't end up waisting anything.Also genie, could we pray to remove most of our need to sleep for 2 years to fit in time for 1 more class?
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>39386037Could you post the list of options? >>39386450Sounds good to me.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>39386496http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39345513/ Last thread.>>39386450hm...
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>39386450Vote
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>39386450Let's see what happens
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>39386450>>39386037>>39386496Special training unlocked.>Psi Magi>Boot>Trooper>Commando>Stormer>Rainer>Powered Soldier>Tech>Medical>Crime>Infiltrator>Disguise>Command>Martial>Demolitions>Other?When you awoke you decide to consume the card...and find yourself suddenly taken away. When you look around you find yourself in a red hazy place when many MANY graphic depictions of men and sex. All around you can hear pleasurable moaning and the slapping of flesh against flesh. Looking closer you can see calumns that are nude men depicted holding up the ceiling. Meanwhile loose curtains delightfully obscure the acts that is going on between them.Meanwhile down the Hall you can see a line of braziers lit and a patio upon which sits a god laying back enjoying his excellent viewing.When you approach he finally takes notice."Hah about time you showed up I was wondering when you were gonna give in and use that card. Let me tell you I had some serious complaints considering how they made it sound like you wouldn't be able to resist. Yet here you are now...older more mature form I see. ""Now I bet you want to have some fun right? Hm get a sexed up by a literal god of sex! Well too bad for you I'm gay."Wait what?Looking around...you noticed that in actuality everything was REALLY fucking gay and all those sounds were...guys fucking each other.GODDAMN IT."Eh...yeah I sorta knew you were gonna feel cheated and all but it was your fault you threw away the card to that one guy, also you took too long and he wised up. Been keeping his distance from his only friend whom he doesn't fuck in the sexual market!""And no I don't actually care that much because he specializes in women. Wouldn't be nearly so good. Funny this is I did too until I realized I was gay...ah the fun that is denial~"How the hell could that be fun? I mean how the flying fuck does one became a sex god for women without realizing he was gay all along?
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>39387183"Yeah I know EXACTLY what your thinking girl the truth is I was just in that deep of denial. Now admittedly it DOESN'T compare to this one sex god I know whose denial was just...heheh hah fucking hilarious.""Anyway I am sure you can find some sex god willing to fuck you maybe get knocked him with a demigod hm? Depending on how you sway down that Hall over there is straight sex gods while the other hall right there is Sex Goddesses who are into women.""Of course i do have two other choices if your interested one involves a bit of hunting while the other...well how do I put this. Think exact opposite of previous offer weird gal that one."What do?>Down Sex God Hall>Down Sex Goddess Hall>Hunt offer>Opposite offer>Other?
>>39387183"You know. . .on a deeper level I am disappointed.But this is good, since you aren't interested in me and I'm not being rut out of my brains, it means we can talk.In fact, I don't even know your name. Do you have one?"---Question Genie, I presume the "Hunt" and the "Opposite" involve hunting a target, and the other involves evading being targeted. Is that right?
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>39387268>Hunt offerDid you say hunting? I like hunting
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>39387333Nope.The hints for that one are pretty shit.----Meanwhile back at a certain room."Hm...shit where did she go?""Cameras don't indicate she left.""Goddamn it alright lets check the special scans...appears to be another divine event.""...Fuck I don't want to report it again last time sucked.""Hm come to think of it...""what?""Charlie ain't here and is closer to the contact node.""Heh poor charlie I am sending the orders to him now."Meanwhile on the side of the ship with Charlie one could hear a patheticly sad scream.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>39387593Well...wasn't expecting this until-wait a second. Uh shit.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>39387183... Really? He is gay. Do you have any idea how much we could have sold the card for! >>39387268I'm gana want more info on the hunt offer thingAlso I wonder if we can talk (and roll) our way in to getting a yearly pass to this place. Because the guy we came to see is gay and that's a bit of a let down.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>39387625Well looks like we are getting fucked one way or another... > ask about the huntAlso"Your gay? I waited years for this. I... I'm pretty bummed out right now man."
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>39387625>talk the gay god in to giving us a card that's a pass to come here once a year as a sweet 16 birthday gift, and to make up for being a bit of a disappointment to our sexy times.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>39387916>>39387866>>39387813>>39387625I wonder if the 1 genie rolled might help get us a yearly card? "So what is this hunt?"
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>39387625Because we a literally in the land of sex gods I declare that all Crits rolled count as rolls of 69. You know. For the laughs
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>39387593>genie rolled a 1Looks like the combine are going to want an after actions report filled with every signal detail. All the info. They might even want a memory copy of the enter event... For security...
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>39387916Why not.
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>39387916We can try, but lets not push our luck.Or do push it and get 5 cards. 1 for us the rest as bribes and gifts. We would only let others use it once and give us back the card but still. It's an amazing offer for them.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>39387866>>39387916"Oh...well now that makes me feel bad considering you were saving it for your sweet sixteen. I can't give you a card but I CAN tell you some wicked places where your from that has some good manwhores and ladies of the night who aren't liars about servicing women.""I even know of a few places where underground sex gods linger around there."So what are you gonna choose?
>>39388484Truth be told, getting info on the underground sex gods and whorehouses may be useful for making advance recon on planetsWe do have that criminal bonus
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>39388484>>39388531The info on the underground sex god stuffAlso info on this "hunt"
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>39388615Underground sex gods and the hunt!
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>39388484"I think you can give me a card. Or it's equivalent. I have a lot of magic potential, you could give me a spell that takes me here."
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>39388706>>39388615>>39388656Vote
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>39388706>>39388615Vote
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>39388615"Hm lets just say there are certain sex deities who have yet to rise up and those who prefer to stay humble.""As for the hunt...I cannot say you'll have to choose that option then I will take you to him. I'll make sure he wont be able to talk out of this as you see he is a real slippery bastard."
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>39388706"Not gonna happen sweetie for we're in the divine realm. Even now you don't carry nearly enough juice as for another card not happening."
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>39389166Ok let's make shore we have the info on the underground gods and start the hunt!
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>39389166>>39389371VoteAlso"Can I get a way to contact you? If I have any gay friends in the future I could send the super cute ones your way, so you both can have some fun!"
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>39389371>>39389471Vote
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>39389371>Acquire Data Underground Deities(sex)>Acquired Data Female capable whores and quality manwhores for the ladies!"Hm so the hunt it is then!" with that the God clapped his hands and suddenly you find yourself elsewhere...in a barroom where men and women are seated. It quickly became clear the men are flirting heavily with and servicing the women. Especially considering those who are entering are all women and occasionally you can see a guy grab a girl to drag her away. As for the god you can see he is making a beeline for bartender whom he questions before zipping off again this time grabbing you as he drags you along.Next he stops at the doorman and the greeter before he finally heads to the VIP section...there the god leaves you at the door before entering. That was when you heard a commotion and some shrieking that ended with a woman leaving in a huff. That was when he poked his hand out and grabbed you then pulling you in.Inside you could see a rather miffed boyish kid yelling at the god for interrupting his business as he got dressed. Behind him you could see a messed up bed where the room before you is a VERY nice parlor.He shuts up though when he sees you and you could hear a quite the adiable."Oh HELL no.""She is here for the Sex God treatment.""Bah." That is when he turns towards you. "You girl do you have any idea what your asking for? Do you realize the hidden cost hm...bet that wasn't brought up now was it? OR how about certain requirements and limitations?""In other words girl if you do this I will give you two options. One will ruin sex for you forever because the touch of a divine sex is something that not even the demons of lust can compare to! While the other will lead to mindblowing sex that would fit a demon of lust but without the whole demon problem.""The choice is yours...""You are AWFULLY young looking to be a manwhore.""..."What choose?>Divine>Demonic>Switch>Time skip>Other?
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>39389857DemonicIt'll do GREAT for interogations
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>39389857>Demonic
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>39389938>>39390056>>39390259Vote
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>39389938>>39390056>>39390259Demonic selected.Where you previously thought nothing could quite compare to your first time...you were most certainly proven wrong. The sex was beyond mind blowing countless times you thought you couldn't go on such as when you no longer were able to feel your legs.Alas you were wrong.Repeatedly.You also passed out repeatedly just to recover and continue on. Eventually though even that stopped happening once you reached the point where you dropped dead from exhaustion.That time you didn't wake up and sorta thought you died from sheer pleasure. Which may very well have been the case if the being was an actual demon.Instead you woke up feeling filthy. Oh so very filthy and oh god crusty too. You carefully tried to peel away certain sheets...which didn't feel good and made you feel regret once you got a glimpse of yourself.Should NOT have done that...doesn't help you are so goddamn sore. On the plus side this actually DOES mean you can feel something! Downside is you can't really move still.Fuck what the hell happened...saddest part is your not entirely sure. Knowing it had to do with sex and lusty demons? Still though you ended up sorta crawling to a nearby bathroom and got up right in front of the mirror.SO shouldn't have done that...oh god what are those stains and just what is...wow how did you forget there was something like that up there?You know what your just gonna slip into the shower and try very hard to ignore whatever it is that washes off. Then you will think of what to do about the stuff that doesn't...and finally try to get rid of it. Yeah that is good plan so you tried to implement it.Sadly the scrubbing or removing of strange stuff and interesting implements didn't work nearly as well as you had hoped. Nor did it help that you felt like you just got ran over repeatedly and beaten to death with a bunch of hammers. Much less how sensitive and sore certain spots were or how red everything was.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>39390681It was all red and sore BEFORE you tried to scrub it down. Kinda felt like the point was ruined...and then there is your nether regions, privates, and other erogenous zones.Which you would of liked to wash but they were just too damned sensitive and you legitimately felt bad with what you just put them through. Still though you did wash them...even though it made you whimper and cry like a little bitch before you collapsed on the floor a shaking mess. Pretty much failing so hard at it wasn't even funny.Only good thing was the running water seemed to do the job rather well on its own which is good as otherwise you aren't entirely sure when you would otherwise get around to it.It is times like these though that you are extremely thankful for being alone and in private. Otherwise your not sure what you would do...still there comes the problem of just HOW your gonna manage to dress yourself much less get there which makes your head hurt alone.You don't even WANT to think about how your gonna get back. So after laying there awhile until you felt like you could move again you got up and out.Outside now that you look at it more closely looked as if a demon carnival passed through a super sweet suite completely trashing it and a sex party in a dungeon occurred at the same time/place.You also considering finding your clothes...until spotting them and seeing the atrocious condition they were in completely changed your mind about it.Thankfully though there was a change of clothes and some very fancy underwear on the bed with your name on a card on top of it.Yes...now how to put these on as painlessly as possible.A truly daunting challenge.Luckily though the card claimed they were something fancy meant for someone who apparently wasn't a super huge masochist. Apparently some fancy cloth that makes it wont make things worse.So you made the mistake of putting it on forgetting the underwear...which really fucking hurt so you corrected your mistake.
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>39390889... Why would we forget the underwear the first time?Did we fuck a daemon or fuck like a daemon?
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>39390889and so you discovered a simple fact.Best UNDERWEAR EVER. Holy shit it felt so goddamn good and with the other clothes on top of it...ah no pain. You don't even want to think about how you would of felt wearing anything else.Yes....best to think positive. Now how to get back.Well so much for thinking positive you think while carefully making your way through the disaster area to the door. Ah...a real shame what is happening to those neat slippers you just got. Your gonna have to burn them when you get back considering all they been through in this tiny stretch alone.When you opened the door shockingly enough you find yourself back in your quarters where your rooming with 3 other cadets. Ah yes your 'rival' whom you could never beat in smaller units warfare...if only largescale was more common. The gamer girl...and you don't know this third person. Must be someone new who got picked up on your way to the facility.They in utter shock asked what happened.Your response as you made your way to your bunk?"Best sweet sixteen ever," were your last words before passing out desperately hoping the good and bad soreness goes away.Mostly because you REALLY like the idea of one day being able to have sex again. Like real sex not the lesbian shit you been stuck with for the past 3 goddamn years. Though come to think of it that stuff ALSO sounds really fucking good about being able to do again...Yeah just any sex in general again would be nice.----End.So what was those two other classes chosen hm?>>39390970She is REALLY messed up from the experience. She is never gonna be the same again.You tried to but ended up losing...very very badly. There was just no way you could keep it up so it wasn't long before you found yourself getting fucked beyond repair.
>>39391120>>39390889Genie tell me what happened, I'm reading it but I'm too much in shock to register.This is totally a good thing right?
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>39391120Did we get any boons?
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>39387183>Powered Soldier>Stormer
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>39391265You'll see once the two picks are chosen already.>>39391219What do you think?
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>39391326>commando >demolitions
>>39391326Wait, didn't we have four picks?>>39391265I'm not sure I can convince you to spend whats left of our Tab, but I so do want to more slots.I presume we've decided>Psiand>Mageso far, of the outlists"For maximum power.">Psi>Magi>Martial>Faith"For maximum Bad Ass.">Power Soldier>Psi>Magi>Demolitions(EXPLOSIONS!)Faith will do well since we have /divine/ psi and /divine/ magic benefits.And Martial is good for combat skill.But we also need Power Soldier to continue our heavy armor trainingand demolitions is just TOO good to pass up!Think, with just too more slots, we'd not only have Maximum power but we'd have Maximum Bad Ass.We'd be a POWERFUL BAD ASS
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>39391326MartialFaith
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>39391400What's left? We should have tons leftTwo of them are taken by a cupel things the combine require>>39391386
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>39391444Those Combine Requirements are basically Combine backed and you still have 4 slots in addition to that.However 2 of those slots have been taken up for psi and magi.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>39391444Yes, we should have 650 left.500 of those are yours150 are mine.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>39391536>>39391444If you're going for the absolute max then I'd advise adding...>Psi Magi>Stormer>Power Soldier>Martial>tfw nobody noticed Psi-Magi option
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>39391603I like it.But where's the KABOOM?
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>39391603Oh... Ok then
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>39391726We just had a kaboom anon. And it almost broke our sex parts>>39391603Vote
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>39391603Psi Magi is a special option that isn't initially available.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>39391987Ha>>39391603Vote
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>39392054*cough* here is 100 from the tab Ether it is now or we take an extra class to fit in psi and magi being different classes.
>>39391987Yes but when we get our own Cannonade Capital ShipI want our explosions to be EXTRA explosive, so we can deal with Republic Numbers
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>39392120Well give genie 100 if you want it that bad>>39391603>>39392054>>39392105Any other problems?Also I found a pic for the gay sex god
>>39392179>Well give genie 100 if you want it that badI'm saving my money for a bigger ship.But I also want our abilities so bad to synergize with it.
>>39392179Causality is totally allowed to spend 100 of his own dosh to make Psi-Magi available yes?Do we still have to take up 2 additional slots for regular psi and regular magi?
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>39392224My 100 ether mad us taking psi-magi or gave us an extra slot to take psi and Magi
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>39392304So wait whats it for than?
>>39392330Thats the question we're asking you.You said>Psi Magi is a special option that isn't initially available.But we want itSo Causality is spending 100 for it.How does it effect us? Does it have to take up an additoinal slot? or can it combine the Psi and Magi classes into one?
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>39392330Doesn't matter each have the exact same effect. What ever one is best for us.
This is the only quest where the players regularly slip the QM 100$ under the table...
>>39392402Well, technically speaking the Tab is left overs from the last quest where we did it, and out of mercy he's letting us spend half of that.Also Genie is broke as shit. . .and medical bills so. . .fuck it, I like more things.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>39392402Technically hasn't happened yet and it was for the system being made open source from last time.>>39392370uh no it doesn't it has different affects which is why I am asking.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>39392508I think that they're burning the Tab so that we can fit in 2 extra classes.We only had 2 left to choose, but the list has 4 listed.
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>39392508What gives us more power? Do that one.
>>39392531Actually no, see >>39392366>Psi Magi is a special option that isn't initially availableWe wanna make it available.What we're asking is can we go further with 100 than just making something available? Like it's a big purchase can we at least get an extra slot?
>>39392508Genie maybe you should clarify exactly what you are asking? Or more importantly what you think we are answering
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>39392578I don't care anymore! What ever gets us the most is the one I want!
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>39392578I'll give it to you for free IF you take up two slots on psi and magic pure.So it counts as a unlock+slot acquirement.
>>39392726So what your saying is>If we stick with a single slot for Psi and Mage respective (two slots)>we will also get Psi-Magi class, which will be unlocked and not require an additional slot>We will also get a free extra slot for somethingI am PERFECTLY down for this.Which means we now have three options outside of psi and magi.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>39392769>>39392726If that's what it means then ok
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>39392769And in this case, my vote for the other three would be.>Demolitions>Power Soldier>Martial
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>39392726>>39392841All right this will do. Can we move on?
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>39392841Do that and let's move on
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>39392841Vote
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>39392955>>39393000Trips and dubsNice
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>39392841I will vote for this 20 fucking times it it means we can move the fuck on!
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>39392841...>Psi Magi>Magic>Psi>?>?You only have two slots.
>>39393400You said>I'll give it to you for free IF you take up two slots on psi and magic pure.>So it counts as a unlock+slot acquirementWhich seemed to imply that we'd get Psi-Magi for free without costing a slot and 100 would be spent for unlocking it and getting an extra slot.Why didn't you clarify when I specifically asked that in >>39392769>>39392769>>39392769Now we have to vote all over again. You should really pay more attention...
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>39393400My vote is Command, for space battles and ground. Martial for fighting and keep command alive.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>39393400You didn't clear up >>39392769
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>39393400W8 M8!That's not what I paid for! Because of confusion it will only be 50$ from tab to add another slot to make >>39392841This and >>39393400 thisPsi-MagePsiMageDemolitionsPower SoldierMartialOk?
I'm going to stop voting and wait for a response from Genie so we don't make more mistakes on worthless votes.
>>39393468The guy can be the command master skilled guy. The girl is every thing else
>>39393547Except that isn't true at all, Abigail is clearly the more military oriented, at least on a tactical level.He might be good at grand strategy and politics though, but Abigail is very much a commander.
>>39393547Then what was the point of showing our skill in the command stuff? It what got us here and what the combine are lacking. We have fighting power in the magic and psi stuff. We need some command skills for leading.Also we should visit it a psi doc to fix any other problems of the mind.
Rolled 94, 5, 51, 72, 58 = 280 (5d100)>>39393562Then... Fuck I don't know! This is why I tryed to use 2 super boons to get us to do all of them!
>>39393601Its not your fault, Genie is being particularly unresponsive and ambigious on an especially important matter.When hard earned money is being spent now is NOT the time to rip us off through ambiguity by making us pay for something we clearly are NOT sure of what we are buying nor are we sure its what our intent is.He needs to unfuck this situation and talk and explain things now.
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>39393455>>39393524It got itself a slot for free so it didn't count and it was unlocked at the same time.
Rolled 49, 80, 8, 43, 55 = 235 (5d100)>>39393582Gaaa!*whats this! Causality has gone MAD! Causality is evolving Causality is now a frontier psychiatrist*https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcEAll problems nulled. We pick all and tell combine to fuck our sore holes if they have a problem with that!
>>39393640>It got itself a slot for free so it didn't countThen we should have an extra slot if we got a slot for free. . .you're being obtuse genie.You're saying one thing and then meaning another
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>39393640>Says we get a free slot>We still only have 2 slots
>>39393660Wrong person for madness, the belongs to the G monster.>>39393666The skill was gained and opened a slot for it self. I'm not sure what is missed.
Rolled 14, 94, 86, 80, 71 = 345 (5d100)>>39393640Y'all 'aving a giggle m8I'll knock your block off I swere on me mum!
>>39393698>The skill was gained and opened a slot for it self.How is a skill supposed to be gained without opening a slot? That's a given to begin with.
Rolled 100, 48, 37, 56, 44 = 285 (5d100)>>39393699Post id 99Was 99th post Know what will fix this? Stakes!Just look at them!(Genie don't make we post a pick of me grilling a horse cock. I will mother fucker. I will)
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>39393698Exactly.That is what its for and was done.
>>39393713We have this \/>Super SkillSniper ELITEPilot ELITEHidden HiddenHiddenHiddenREDACTEDWe picked magic and psi, taking 2 of the 4 slots. For that a skill was gained and that didn't cost us a slot. Does that help? I'm not sure what else the confusion is on otherwise.
Rolled 88, 1, 46, 35, 46 = 216 (5d100)>>39393754HORSE COCK CUMMITH SOON!>>39393738There is a crit in there. Dose that fix this?
>>39393768>>39393754Wait a minute.Genie was going to make us pay 100$ for a skillAnd then imply we'd have to pay 100$ more to have opened up an additional slot for it, but was being "merciful" by not making us pay for another slot?Jesus christ money doesn't grow on trees...that feels way too much like an abritrary price hype. 100$ is no joke, the fact that we're using that much...Its the kind of arbitrary saving when supermarkets jack up the prices by double and then cut them in half and call it a 'save'
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>39393859Your eating really fucking stiff penalties and your getting an unlock+skill slot to take it with.So fine doesn't go through and you still got 4 skill slots.The tab is still safe.
Rolled 62, 47, 50, 31, 45 = 235 (5d100)>>39393754Just do this >>39393524 end the fighting and pain! >>39393859Exactly!The 100 was to unlock psi-Mage as a side effect if taking psi and Mage classes and open up another slotPsi-Mage dose not take up a class spotWe should have 3 other classes to fit in.
Rolled 33 (1d100)I recommend not paying anything for this. At all. It doesn't seem very worthwhile to spend that amount of money for a single skill, even if it doesn't cost another slot.
>>39393859If your talking about yesterday. It was paying money to add slots and we just pick a skill from the list. The reason for it being $100 was adding a extra skill slot is really powerful. With the right combo we could end up with more free skills not counting to the slot max.
>>39393927Fuck stiff penalties.Stiff penalties are the reason we spent 3 threads on an action that didn't do anything. . .
>>39393927I still don't know what you meen! Do you have any points in the "explain" skill!?
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>39393956Agreed but its a rare skill + awesome training. Not easy to pass up however when you include the penalties thanks to time constraints, limitation of character, and being only one person who is expected to accomplish such thorough trainings in a limited time frame it adds up.A lot.
>>39393977The issue stems to poorly worded response by Genie.Anon asks "well, we're paying 100$ thats a lot of money can we get another slot at least?"And instead of simply saying "no" he says >"I'll give it to you for free . . .">"So it counts as a unlock+slot acquirement."Which absolutely does NOT imply what he means about not getting another slot.Basically its the same issue as before. Horribly ambigious responses leading to confusion
>>39393956Dam right! We should be using that money to feed her. I mean her huger is becoming unmanageable.>>39393977I can try to translate, if you would like. Just re-ask you question and I will get your back in this problem, to the best of my ability.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>39394019I meant it was a free unlock and you'll get the slot to go along with.Netting you the rare skill+slot.But fuck it fine just choose 4 skills or something already. Your tab is still safe nothing happened with it.
Rolled 95, 49, 36, 44, 11 = 235 (5d100)>>39393927Fuck your stif penalties!Fuck your inability to explain shit! Fuck this elite shit Fuck youI me spending the 100 was so we can have psy, magi and 3 other things. If psi-magi needs it's own class then I want a good reason why, or not take it at all.I just want this to be done so we can move on.
>>39394056>I meant it was a free unlock and you'll get the slot to go along with.English translation"No, you don't get another free slot for something else.You'll just get the skill but it won't take up a slot."Is that so hard?
>>39394056Goddamit, fine.If I spend $50 and Causality agrees to spend $100 can we PLEASE get the Psi-Magi AND an additional slot?Please, just this once can we haggle a price or something?
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>39394056>Demolitions>Power Soldier>MartialThen command.I believe this should make all parties happy.
>>39394056What dose psi-Mage even do?I say we take PsiMagePsi-Mage DemolitionsCommandEveryone ok with that?And genie. No penalties! Trying to make sense of you is penalty enuf!
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>39394163no. No it does not for this anonWe need Psi and Magi to train our given divine bonuses
>>39394174That's five slots, and Genie has retracted unlocking Psi-Mage due to confusion.I'm willing to up the tab to 150$ (50 from me, 100 from you) if we can get the unlock and a fifth chose slot.
>>39394174Psi-Mage synthesizes the techniques and powers gained from Psionics and Magic into a hybrid of the two that has unique properties and powerful interactions.
>>39394056>>39394133*QUESTION*I WILL RUB THE LAMP FOR AN ANSWER PLS
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>39394220FinePsiMagePsi-Mage DemolitionsCommandPower soldier And to remove all penalties we use the "explain mother fucker!" Boon. We get it when genie can't explain for shit.
>>39394181We have that already. Genie was tired of the fighting and said go a head and pick 4 then. Unless something was missed, we have 6 total slots and a free gain from the combo of magic and psi.
Rolled 22, 38, 20, 55, 97 = 232 (5d100)>>39394233And I'll rub my dick to get rid of some stress.Genie, I don't care if your a boy our girl, I'll be thinking about destroying your ass as I jack one out.
>>39394256I suppose you're still proposing five choices and the Psi-Mage because you are in support of the 150$ haggle (which Genie has yet to confirm or deny he'll accept)Technically speaking, Genie also mentioned we don't necessarily have to get command to stack because the Combine has something in store for us, and it might be better to get something else since we're going to be trained for command anyway.I suggest stormer. It will give us good health and durability training ince they're designed to just charge straight into the fire, and then hit the guy on the other side of the defensive emplacement harder than they were hitting you.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>39394256This now let's move on
>>39394286We have a bonus to it but it isn't trained, we could use the skills.If you are good at something, train to be great at it
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>39394256This now let's move on
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>39394256If we pretend we can choose that, my vote would have been.PsiMagePsi-Mage DemolitionsStormerPower soldier
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>39394256Now let's move on
Above all if we MUST only choose four, my vote is and still stands with.PsiMageStormerPower soldier
>>39394369Why! Why have stormer and power soldier?
Rolled 1, 39, 54, 80, 54 = 228 (5d100)>>39394256Fuck on we move to
>>39394377Because we're gonna be even more armored so we need power armor trainingand stormer will be good for our health whenever the Republic targets us as a hero (which is their primary tactic). When our ship is boarded by spec ops and were fighitng them face to face we need all the fighitng skill we can get.
>>39394133>>39394056Genie please don't let me hope for a yes if you're ultimately gonna say no. I'd take a no over silence right now.But I would like a yes.Can 150$ cover psi-mage and another slot pretty please?
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>39394404Fuck fine I done care at this point! We could take under water basket weaving as an elective at this point for all I care! Let's just pick shit and go!
Rolled 45 (1d100)Maybe we should all just stop for 5 minutes and talk a breather or some kind of quick break.Collect our thoughts and what not. Plus give time for the Qm time to read and word everything for people to understand.
>>39394489Yes. I agree.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>39394220You would already get the fifth fucking slot it would just go to psi magi.>>39394233>>39394435What do you mean exactly?That above+ yet ANOTHER fucking slot?
>>39394499I mean>We get the Psi Magi deal for 100$ (the one you stated, its unlocked and won't cost a slot)>and a discounted new slot for 50$ (total of five slots instead of four which is what we have now)150$ is a large purchase50$ is 1/3 of what I have left on the tab.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>39394560>Fine.If it can get things moving along just fine.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>39394573WOO!I'm STILL VOTINGPsiMagePsi-Mage DemolitionsStormerPower soldier
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>39394573>>39394595Vote. Finally.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>39394595why the last three hm?
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>39394595Fuck fine. Just try to lower the penaltys. We pray to do that. And have lots of sex with nixy to keep stress down.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>39394634Because we will fuck shit up more than the 69 you just rolled.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>39394634Presumably for maximum FUCK YOUR HOUSE.
>>39394634Because1. Explosions2. Stormer will be good for countering boarding actions which will be fairly common if what you say about the Republic's spec ops and desire to take out enemy heroes is true3. EXPLOSIONS!4. Power Armor training because we're becoming a grown woman and we're gonna need something bigger than our cadet behemoth armor.5. EXPLOOOOOSIONS!!!!!!
Rolled 83 (1d1000)>>39394666Devil trips confirm house fucking
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>39394595Vote
>>39394595I will nit back this on the ground of needing commander skills. Otherwise we just screw ourselves for mass combat later. The combine are a warrior faction that lacks good leadership. We have strength, let's get some leadership.
>>39394701We don't have strength.We do have leadership.All our actions point to the opposite, we've failed all our fights so far but our biggest praise has come from our ability to lead.Genie has said while we can stack command, it isn't /necessary/ as the Combine likely has something planned for us in command because thats the only reason we're here.We certainly aren't here because we let our ass get kicked so much in highschool
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>39394701Oddly enough, I see it the opposite way.We got ourselves fucked over in every test of strength we had. But our leadership skills were evident from their first test.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>39394595Good there's enuf votes. Let us pray to lower penaltys. Lots of sex to keep stress down. We might be pregnant.
>>39394741>>39394742We look weak because we fought the strongest our age group and held our own or people older. We have raw command skill, but it's unrefined and that lack of experience will get us killed in mass combat.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>39394595Moving on!>>39394815Shut up all of you. We are moving on!
>>39394770Wait. What? we're...pregnant?
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>39394844Genie rolled a 69 and we literally fucked a god. Bitch we might be!
>>39394815I feel that's exactly the type of thing the Combine would try to not see happen.They'd make sure we could handle a large fleet with trained command skills before shipping us off, rather than just let us and our armada to waste.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>39394888I said.MOVING ON. Shits decided.Now start worrying if we have a half god bun in the oven!
>>39394836No!You need to calm down. If there's a time I need to fight on something, it's this. People or rushing, mad and where a moment ago confused. Think about the end game and stop focusing on the immediate. We are strong and we have a commander position to take. Do not let our thoughts forget that. Otherwise we will get our shit kicked in because of a bad move.With that I need to sleep.
>>39394923To quote Genie>They may already have something in mind for command training considering those exact scores. So you may not have to choose it as the Combine is likely to sink a LOT in it for you.>Though I suppose stacks wont hurt but still. You only get so many slots.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>39394923To bad. We move on nowIf we want more elite training we can get more after a few years serviceAnd we might have baby
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>39394770>>39394844>>39394902Well...-----There appears to be a decent amount of debate for the skill slots.Lock has not occurred until this is settled or it starts to swing one way heavily.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>39394966FUCK!
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>39394966GrrrFUCK ITI'll be willing to trade off Demolitions for Command.I was gonna use my last cash to buy a super cannon battleship anyway, and we'll just keep training after school. Nows the only time to get elite command. So to make Delim happy.PsiMagePsi-Mage COMMANDStormerPower soldier
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>39394993Yes find now lets GO!
>>39394993And I believe delim would have voted for this, as he wanted the Command in the first place. But I can't speak for him.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>39394993Vote. Again
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>39394993Vote. Are we actually prego?Can we sell our half god baby to the combine?
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>39394993Vote
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>39394993VoteWe can allways have nixy blow shit up
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>39394993Wow this was voted in fastDo we have baby?
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>39394966>>39394989>>39394993...well shit.Ahem I wont say what this sort of combo is for but suffice it...heheheheheehehe.>>39395024Not saying yet.>>39394993LOCKEDAccepted.Combo Bonus ACTIVATING!...as soon as i figure out how that is gonna work exacly.
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>39394993Ok genie. We are in agreement. Now let's move on.We pray to lower the penaltys.
>>39394944(Dam it I need sleep.) If you were around for Hax, think about what happens where there is a greatly skilled commander in play. >>39394950... C man, your a fun guy. But stop with the baby stuff and sex talk. I'm trying my best here to stop, what looks to be, a bad move on low sleep. Sorry if I'm being a dick, but I feel I needed to say something. I hope for the best, but I am about to pass out.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>39395061The combo removes ALL penalties. We are the best fucking student and the best fuck.
>>39395078Gods yes.I remember what happened when they lost that commander.They died. In spirit and soul.
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>39395078Fare enuf. I slip in to magic realms too often. I'll stop. Sorry
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>39395064Penalties just sort of got fucked up the ass with a spiked dildo and no lube.>>39395061Alright I got things figured out!Why the fuck do things keep on ending up so lewd?Anyway.You are extremely thankful to a certain female cadet officer that you knew for two years who tutored you in both sniping and piloting. Simply because as it turned out thanks to her you didn't have a whole lot to learn! Which enabled you to train in other matters instead as it didn't take much to get qualified.You also during the ENTIRE duration wasn't bothered by even a SINGLE hint of a lust!You eventually figured out that clearly it was due to the dick considering all the other times during those years you were stuck with vag.Sadly these years you were still stuck with yet MORE vag. Oh how do you miss men with penises ESPECIALLY those who know how to use them.You also strangely enough had little need for rest or much of anything it felt like something awoken inside you.Then came a certain time after awhile when you realized you couldn't the last time you had your period...and when you looked down."Aw shit." You remembered a certain problem and had to go to the medical officer. Where you than had to explain initially he commented that should be impossible until he saw the Divine entries on your docs. Suddenly he was a bit more serious about it and decided to take a closer look. Scans indicated...there was certainly something there. Well shit your pregnant. Due to however the nature of the incident and how it got passed fertility blockers(turns out Combine gives it to everybody until they request otherwise but never say anything so you actually have to look into it yourself).Which led to a rather unfortunate incident involving several wounded guards and a dead doc. In your defense it WASN'T your fault...well kinda. This incident led to actual Combine forces getting involved especially with the whole divinity problem.To be continued...
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>39395288Holy shit! Did we just kill a guy!?
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>39395288Things are lewd because of me. It happens.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>39395288So you were taken to a nondisclosed location by ship and transferred over to another Combine ship. There they were gonna commit further analyse and testing.You were so goddamn problematic that SPEC OPS human forces wanted nothing to do with you anymore for this problem.Before they got to work however they snuck up you and sedated you before imprisoning you. When you next came around...they had some serious explaining to do.Turned out it was a rather big pain in the ass as the scans got wonky and the Slime wasn't exactly friendly. So after awhile they were able to take a look. As it turned out YOU weren't pregnant the slime was...however that wasn't the entirety of it as they noticed there was some other anomalies. When they took a closer look they figured out what it was...turned out something happened to your reproductive system.For you see as it turned out when you were getting well...'serviced' the Slime sorta started panicking with what everything that was going on and did the best it could. When stuff happened with your lady bits the slime reacted accordingly.End result Slime got preggers and your lady bits are all sorts of screwed up as they got caught up in a three way war. The victor of which sided with the slime thanks to homeground advantage.However there was a cost in exchange for protecting you it got knocked up and your...parts got changed. Turned out divine baby batter and scary slime in there is a nasty mix for the surroundings. Which ended up being 'pernamently' modified.In truth the docs have no idea how long it will be afflicted or the affects on any future offspring. As pretty much your lady bits basically got nuked by divine essence, caught up in a wicked 3way war, and finally soaked in divine slime(which includes your ENTIRE body). To add insult to injury the slime is sorta 'borrowing' your womb and moving stuff around.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>39395499I...wut?So we are a little divine. And our vago is filled with divine slime that is prego with divine jizz?...called it
>>39395499"I can still fight right doc?Hey, you down there. You wanna protect the kid right?"
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>39395499The truth is the Combine doesn't really know WHAT to make of the entire situation and sent you back. They did warn you about the any 'future frivolities'.>Slime into Divine Slime Subclass UNKNOWN>Slime is preggers>Strange Lady bits acquiredSo apparently this ENTIRE thing is the Slime's fault and the Combine when they went rooting around in there extracted some of the Slime's offspring. However they stated that there are strong indications that there is yet MOAR floating around inside you.So they couldn't get it all and the slime is 'borrowing' your reproductive system halting your periods.Plus side NO more periods!Bad side is that is fucking creepy.So you got sent back not entirely sure to do or make of it. When you got back things were surprisingly normal except for the very weird feeling in your belly.Doesn't fucking help that now thanks to their meddling you can ACTIVELY feel the slime moving around inside you. Holy shit is that the weirdest and most disturbing feeling.It used to be unnoticeable until now. So you went back to class and traumatized certain teachers.So after getting passed that traumatic experience not a whole lot change. Except for disturbing sensations.Demolitions were fun as it was entirely about BLOWING SHIT UP! oh and not like getting blown up which was cool too.Command you got put through elite command simulations by the humans for human forces. Which was awesome you got a real good feel on human forces now(specialized Human) and a better feel on commanding in general.You got stormer training which was fun! You FINALLY got to stick it to your rival the bitch who always won in small scale warfare.Power soldier was great thanks to the expert training.Things got weird with psi and mage though mostly due to you about giving the instructors heart failure.>>39395579Your entire BODY is filled with Divine slime now. Which strangely didn't creep you out nearly as much as it should have.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>39395646All I'm thinking is how we can turn this slim in to a second skin like samus aran's zero sute.Should we call the god and tell him he is a daddy?
>>39395646>We still got demolitions class>and command>But also explosionsFUCK YEAH
>>39395718But did we get psi-Mage?
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>39395757Oh min got!Look at that post id!39 39 57 57!It's a sine and a blessing.We are the best psi-magi the combine has ever seen!
Rolled 2 (1d100)This threadAll kinds of silly and crazy.I like it.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>39395646>>39395579Technically the Slime only hijacked your womb and nothing else.As for how it got preggers...it didn't get knocked up by the god more along the lines of a side effect of what happened it into maturity phase and divided itself while under the influence of divine essence.In actuality it waged a vicious war against the jizz.And its your ENTIRE body as the slime in its entirety got upgraded.>>39395638"Affirmative...just be careful with coitus we have NO idea what may happen. Your case is the first for something like this."----You feel a strange thrashing internally.>>39395646In your defense it was because they found out the closest thing to training you had was what you found in the streets, slums, and on vids.The BEST part though was these two classes.>Psi MagiWhich taught you HOW to use both of them together, at once, and fusions between the two. It was some wicked shit but you found out you had to lay off the augs as it would fuck with your powers so that sucked.The next class though...>REDACTED REVEALEDBlessed BodyYour body was changed...and they brought someone who could help you out. Mostly due to your repeated incidents involving the Divine got them paranoid/worried so they put you through specialized and secret training. Once that was meant for your body, faith, and divines.Acquired ELITE faith training.>Unlocked Elite Zealot>Unlocked Elite FanaticBeliever of the Queen Goddess and her 75!Then shit happened this time the slime was outside your body and took a humanoid form. You awoke to said slime staring at you.That was when it grabbed you and pulled you up before taking you somewhere. The training before had mostly been in faith and basic body stuff for future stuff.The slime however started to teach you as well and even more shockingly it could communicate with you mentally.>>39395819If this shit keeps up I am gonna take some sanity damage.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>39395838With the boring faith training and you being extremely bummed about no longer able to aug out properly(your invasive mods had to be removed).The slime came to you and taught you something special. It also revealed that thanks to the slime in your body...it was making it 'blessed' giving you a SUBSTANTIAL bonus for any faith abilities and greatly upgrading your body.So the slime taught you how to use the faith, about your body, and most impressively of all how to use slime powers.It was VERY enlightening and when you attended the faith trainings you astounded the people to your mastery and blessed body.You figured out what the blessed body could be used for. The augs...they were just in the way and meant for people to 'acquire' a perfect form forgetting about what you were born and blessed body they came with.The slime taught you better.So using your powers and the teachings you discovered the mighty power of faith as well as got taught about the path of the zealots and fanatics.You met the divines and hell even fucked one of them so it didn't take much. Naturally your belief was strong, your faith well taught, and finally your aptitude was incredible.You appeared to be a zealot for life and whose teachings were extreme while being hardcore as hell.It was so bad you impressed the zealot instructor with your zeal and the fanatic teacher with your faith.So your time came to an end...except now you had a weird slime chilling out with you who had all the babies.When you asked about that the slime merely shrugged and said there was still room if you wanted one too.You...weren't sure how to handle that.Like at all.So you dropped it.----So finally you graduated and found out what about about your sin soldier...who sorta appears to be dead.That was when you remembered it must of starved considering it wasn't feeding off any lust or the odd fight. AI meanwhile had a party with you being gone and enjoyed itself until you showed up.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>39395935You showing up killed its spirit especially once it realized how changed you were. You discovered that with your blessed body you needed nothing for augs unless it was nigh perfection! Otherwise it would not only get in the way but could even slow you down. However you learned a lot and you were REALLY looking forward to be let loose for LEAVE!You can FINALLY get some skilled dick again! Seriously though your so sick of vag its not even funny anymore. Not to mention the one affect wore off finally. The good ache that kept the lust away...was no more.Until the AI showed you the letters which you had forgotten about and then promptly opened. So you had some reading to do before you were taken to the next place and leave.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>39395935Well.... I... Ok?I did not see this comeing.I just want to see the look on the guy mc's face when we tell our life story
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>39396004We just have a full on CoC level change with the girl mcI'm happy but worried.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>39396004Now what about the Male MC what was he up to for these past 5 years hm?Guy sorta needs some love.Seriously though STILL don't got a name for that poor fellow.
>LillianWhich was a congratulations on your graduation and said you were welcome to join her forces at any time. She even mentioned something about there being some kind of surprise for you. She also amazingly enough apologized for the beatings and traumas mentioning you reminded her of someone which caused her to react funny.>DoctorWas about his discovery of your talents of magic and psi sorta wasted now.>BenefactorWas telling you good luck and said certain forces will be waiting for you at a later nondisclosed date or location.Its been two years so...>OfficersEach sent you a letter both of which carried congrats and thanked you for not ratting them out to Lillian. Appeared they are now 'officially' together as they would of been separated otherwise. Instead they are serving side by side and banging each other on the side.Well it IS true you didn't say anything about that one night during an especially traumatic training sim(it really was a bitch as they basically made it look entirely like a training op gone wrong and you see all your classmates die). That affected them REALLY hard.It did make them get much closer though and awoken feelings they didn't know was there. Though they still didn't accept this for years yet. Good to know they finally got around to it(sorta).>Clans...this one affected you the hardest.The first one was a card that had Lillian's signiture and her ENTIRE force that you hung out with for the entirety of your school years. They took really good care of you and apparently they got adopted into a Clan...which they invited you to by sponsoring you....every single name was there. Lillian, her officers(some the nastiest meanest bitches you ever seen), and her lower forces. All of whom not working for the combine and joined the Clan.While that one made you touched it was NOTHING compared to the second letter.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>39396113I kind of just want the dice to guide his path. Not us. It feels... Right.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>39396230Well that is the closet thing your gonna get to an apology from Lillian.----Typical for the Officers you know that it caused the male to go on a rampage that set up a new record while the girl refused to talk about it.-----The second clan letter though...that one got you. It was a ratty, dirty thing that looked it been through hell.When you opened it though you were shocked at what it contained and started to cry....there in that stupid letter was a message from the gang back home. Turned out they never thought you for dead like they should have instead they believed in you and arranged to get this letter smuggled to you.All to say congrat you and tell you that you did good. That in addition to that they pulled all the strings they could and sponsored you to the Clans.In particular the Crime Clans were willing to take you in. They figured once you did your years of service you might like having a place to back to and that a number of them actually also looked into joining.So that maybe one day you could be reunited.So you cried like a little bitch. Despite the hell that was the super slum and everything they all been through including yourself they never once forgot about you...and what does that say about you?You never really looked back and tried to forgot. Even with Lillian's trauma helped you get over it even more...and Mikan the old codger.You...forgot about them and even when you get the letter you still didn't open it thinking it was nothing really.Just forgot about them...again.They had so much faith in you yet you had so little in them.Acquired TWO Clan Invites.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>39396346So anons you ran away and forgot about those times.Meanwhile those people never forgot about believing in you and even put together something like this that was then forgotten about.Hope you feel good with yourselves you assholes. They never stopped believing in you but you stopped believing in them.Even trying to forgot that 'shameful' past.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>39396113Seriously though not joking about this guy and his lack of stuff on him.also what name do you think the slime should have?
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>39396438There is only one name she could have.Lady Smooze
Rolled 53 (1d100)Well I got a lot if notes to change. As for the guy, I can try and give an action plan. Like learn, study and creep into different circles. High school go more into business management, strategy (combat and civil), start finding partners for adult stage plans. Meet an elite girl, do some business and leave.Turns out she wants more than business, run. Does not work (why did I run? She's a dam combat expert). Stop her from trying to do bad things and agree on dates. (Life safe for now).
>>39400669We're past highschool with him at this point. We should really do a perspective switch in order to get a feel for what he's going through now.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>39396438Slim the Divine Slime.And Jakob Axelcrusher Rockegraff III
>>39401302>>39400669>>39396438We've already outlined some very nice highschool goals for him.-Learn how all the factions work inside out, as they are a representative of the factions they all come from. Especially learn about the combine-Learn how to manipulate these factions to our advantage, learning how to make ourselves desirable or what was we can help or hurt them-Through use of wit and intelligence gathering and money and friends influence, demonize the Republic over a large number of factions especially the Combine, giving them all something to universally hate-Turn the republic into a great scape goat for all the factions and the combine to get behind in their hate, resulting if not their destruction the domination of the combine over them-Achieve high performance grades, suma cum laude if possible as a high performing student with awards. The very top of the totem if we can-Leave the school as someone who knows how to manipulate the combine and other factions against the republic, getting allies that follow after highschool and learning how to manipulate people against his enemies making him suited for admiral and doing the exact same in the real worldIf all has gone well, he should have helped Crom do some serious damage to the Republic students as well as made the Combine more popular (or less hated) than the republic, as well as passed with flying colors.He should be someone who knows how the factions work and how to manipulate them.
>>39401368But MOST of all he should have been awakened as a matermind.
>>39396346>>39396385Also Genie I want to contest this as Abigails character.This completely and entirely contradicts Abigails fluff of "rising to the top to escape the slums"She would never have forgotten those times, her friends, especially her closest friend who she saw get hurt and die before her eyes.Her whole motivation here is that she's never forgotten the hell she and her mates went through and was determined to rise above it. Especially since we kept telling them all the time:>Just you wait, one day I'm gonna be at the TOP of the combineWe even promised when we reached the top we'd come back to help them. Make them rich and powerful.We never forgot.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>39401399>>39401368The time of him being in that school has come to an end, is what I'm saying. So his goals need to be revised. Not to mention that without our influence we can't be sure that he will have performed all those goals.I know you don't want to touch 'the mastermind', but he'll turn out to be a pretty run of the mill guy that we don't know a whole lot about if we don't interact with him.Look at how spectacularly Abigail has turned out. That was based mostly on our merit and habits as players, and only secondarily on rolls. Without us around Jakob doesn't have the desire to get into things he shouldn't in order to fuck up Genie's plans.We also have HEAVY plot armor until our training is through. Furthermore, Jakob WILL BE a mastermind (or receive MM training anyway) no matter what we do. Now let's give the guy some goddamn love already.
>>39401504>Ignore the Crime Clan letter>Sign up with Lillian's Clan>Years more of training go by>Then the mandatory military service with the Combine>Even more years, our friends back there begin to forget about us...or start to believe that we've forgotten about her>Suddenly a raid occurs in Republic space and several Republic citizens are kidnapped and pressganged into Combine serviceI think you can guess who and where.
>>39401538> Not to mention that without our influence we can't be sure that he will have performed all those goals.>but he'll turn out to be a pretty run of the mill guy that we don't know a whole lot about if we don't interact with him.If that's true then I blame Genie.He was always talking about how useful time skips were, how we should have more of them. We've given him goals, time, and the freedom to complete those goals in the best way.It's thread 10 of the War Civ. Can you imagine how long the game would take if we actually had to focus on Jake instead of letting the mastermind do his own thing.For fucks sake this is a Civ Quest, not a Hero Quest.Not all heroes should be player controlled, in fact, some of the most interesting characters are entirely Genie controlled.We never had to touch the Hax mastermind, because Genie knew how to use her best. Fuck, we'd of screwed up the Hax sooooo bad if we tried to meddle with that hero (which Genie pointed out to just give him resources and a goal).We gave her a goal, and she did it, and turned out to be one of the more interesting characters even without our touch.We didn't have to meddle with Richard's affairs, and he made some amazing scientific discoveries. In fact most of whatever he did was kept secret from us until they came into fruition.And Valeria? As much as I hate her that betrayal was ultimately another example of an interesting plot that occured beyond the range of players eyes. We never fluffed her or her sister or her motivations, but she ended up being stupididly loyal.All thanks to Genie.Sometimes the best heroes are the ones Genie puts his own effort and ideas into, and I still have faith in his abilities to do that. I refuse to believe Genie has lost the ability how to write an interesting hero behind the scenes. Almost all of his most interesting stuff is concocted behind the scenes.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>39401684It's not that I don't think he can write good heroes, Lillian is an incredibly well written hero for instance.What i'm saying is that Genie, left to his own devices, is unlikely to write up a Divine Megamastermind with a stolen AI companion and Divine Ooze companion, and maxed out percentile scores in tactics and fleet tactics.Player meddling results in characters with nonlogical combinations of traits and abilities, it also makes the hero better suited to player habits and methods of play, and gives the players an in-depth understanding of the hero's background and psychological profile..If we hadn't meddled with Abigail she'd still be an extremely good soldier, but she wouldn't be this monstrosity we've turned her into, with 2 monstrous pets and an AI right alongside her.
>>39402475>What i'm saying is that Genie, left to his own devices, is unlikely to write up a Divine Megamastermind with a stolen AI companion and Divine Ooze companion, and maxed out percentile scores in tactics and fleet tactics.>If we hadn't meddled with Abigail she'd still be an extremely good soldier, but she wouldn't be this monstrosity we've turned her into, with 2 monstrous pets and an AI right alongside herI beg to differ. Especially in the caseIn the case of slime, the only thing us players did was choose two words 'Slime Serum'. We had no idea what that would do or the effects.But Genie did.Everything else that's come of that has been entirely Genie's doing, From fluffing out how we've got a very special case of a living slime inside us, to how its been divinely charged, and even fluffing up how we're supposedly carrying its spawn inside us.Not a single word of that came out of an anon's mouth.We just had the benefit of watching it first hand.It's all about how much effort Genie is willing to put into a hero. Anyway, whatever, Genie promised that if we allowed him to timeskip he'd be able to fullfill the goals we set out to do (such as Abigail passing her highschool without us having to bother with three more years of it).We did the same with the boy, so while now we might get a better look at him I hope genie wasn't being a hypocritical liar and not fullfilling the goals we set him out to do in highschool.
Rolled 3 (1d100)Guys! I have a cool idea!First we need to have Abigail lead a team of zealots for the combine. The team will be called "the saints"Then if they are ever captured they will sing this song!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xGwcH071FMgBehold Abigail the paladin of pain! The saint of the combine.
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>39402687So you think we would've physically attacked the strongest person in our class at first sight, chosen the augs we as players chose, gotten maxed out tactical scores in a hellish-tier test, stolen an AI using MAD (which we did not previously have) Hacking, gained a loyal follower unit of Monster-Bots, pissed off a god, impressed a god, exchanged a god's gift (that was perfect for us) for something else, re-gotten that god's gift, become a Psi-Mage, fucked a god, gotten our inner slime pregnant and divine-ified, and impressed one of the most prominent badasses in our school at the opening feast...while operating on autopilot?Anons may not've said "Make the slime and divine interact!" but it was certainly our actions and not Genie's plans that brought that about. Other badass things would've happened (probably) had we not taken a personal hand in her development, but I doubt they would've resulted in someone quite so badass.
>>39403514Would it have followed that exact path?No.Could it have been just as powerful if not more?Absolutely.It was well within Genie's abilities and he's done far more fantastical things than even Abigail. And Abigail is not nearly as badass as some of his more powerful heroes.She's not even half as bad-ass as those unamed zombie mages from fantastic who could tear planets in half.Or even those cabal of mages from the bandit in fantasyland quest who could vaporize a squadron of tanks on a whim.Sure she's a great commander, I'll give her that. But she's got a long way to go from the true Genie standard of badass that is tossing entire mountains at your enemy or controlling all the zombies on the planet. Now that is true badassery.
>>39403654You want someone who's a One-of-a-Kind Legend, but oddly you don't to have the chance to /personally/ guide them into it.Abigail is well on her way to that sort of power, largely because of us. Why don't you think we could do the same for the guy?
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>39403889>>39403654>>39403514>>39401684>>39402475>>39402687>>39401538Well...this argument gives the Genie strange feelings.>>39401504>>39401504I meant anon that she got caught up on it and was determined to rise above it.Don't recall that last part and they wouldn't have expected something like that.
>>39403889Because for one, we don't have to personally guide them for it to happen. There are One-of-a-King legends without us.Two, war is easy, and so is combat.Mastermind, politics, and plot are another monster altogether that I can't think of any instance we've been phenomenal at. In fact the majority of the time plot has fucked us over. WHenever it doesn't, it's because there was a hero there to make sure we're safe without our guidance.Richard and his cousin, the spies who kept us from fallling apart internally and externally? Who gathered all that useful information.Entirely done without us.
>>39404136>Don't recall that last part>Implying she wouldn't have been hamming to all her friends about becoming #1Genie please. It's like you're forgetting the reason we fought that girl was because we always make sure to see whose top dog in the pack.
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>39404136I agree with anon. The last thing she would do is forget about those times and her friends. She is rising to the top because she remembers them and how they helped her get here.
>>39404427>>39404351Yes, it seems more likely that she would look at the letter and begin to cry because she knows that she's not strong enough to go back and rescue them yet.And also she knows that they scraped and saved for this...but she's more likely to join Lillian's clan so that she can gain the power to go rescue them. So it's a horrible feeling knowing that they went through so much for nothing.
>>39404499"God dammit guys... *sniff*I told you not to worry about me, I told you I'd make it through on my own and come back for you. What'd you have to go and fucking do this for!"*bursts into tears as she remembers it all again*
>>39404499>>39404527Seconded>>39404136Anyway Genie, options?
>>39396385>Even trying to forget that 'shameful' pastNigga, we went through FUCKING HELL to find Mikan's personal god. Then even though they were hostile as all hell to us we stayed long enough to thank them because of him.Bullllshit we forgot about our friends, the ones who got us to where we are now. We're going to pay them back for everything, with interest, just as soon as we can.
>>39404763We promised to make them our lieutenants and captains even."I'm gonna be the very best and when I am I'm coming back and taking you assholes with me!"
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>39404703uh...well lets see>Switch Perspective>Time Skip>LEAVE!>Next>other?
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>39405151>>Switch Perspective
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>39405151>Switch Perspective
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>39405151>Switch Perspective
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>39405172>>39405257>>39405296Vote!
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>39405172>>39405257>>39405296Now if I remember correctly male MC is attending a military academy right?
>>39405438No, I believe it was supreme school.
>>39405438Oh wait, you mean after graduation? lemme pull up the first threadhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38675307/#p38678814Yes. Its the academy now after our school days
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>39405438What silly situation will we find him?
>>39405438see>>39405521Academy after school
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>39405438Alright you are STILL UNNAMED MC YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES===--Its the start of your third year you are no longer quite so useless in combat and have learned to defend yourself at a top notch academy. In High School you had fun fucking with the Republic and getting absurd marks.Now your stuck being a boot for the past 2 years...its been a hard fall. Doesn't help that you found out WHY you got sent away in the first place.Turned out there was a inner family war going on for control you and others who weren't powerful were sent away while the new head of the family was determined.Unfortunately your brother whom you got along with so well ended up losing and your sister took control. Naturally you had bad memories and fled towards a military for temporary sanctuary.You are still commonly mistaken for someone much younger and at times even a girl. Luckily that stopped being a problem with properly sexed uniforms.Ah that was nice.Still though you heard stuff about the family war. Lot of blood was lost lots of siblings, cousins, and more bit it. Now one of your elder sisters is the new head.You miss your dead brothers and the previous heads. One of these days though your gonna have to pay your respects to the new head...you are not looking forward to that.In the military school though you found yourself being taught how to fight except much more down to earth contrary to the absurd styles you 'knew' before as well as training in tech.Which was great fun seeing the military toys you look forward to messing with it more so and you even went up a few ranks...now however is your last year. You are not particularly powerful in the grand scheme being a meh officer and generalist. You do have some connections from your high school days as well as the honored scores you got.Worst comes to worst you can easily parlay some services from a corp or stay with a 'friend'. Truthfully your only friends you made was the a few human combine and few others.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>39405872Still though when you thought you had gotten away it turned out your 'family' pulled some strings to get you assigned to an absurdly good military school. You thought it was due to your scores...you were woefully ignorant especially considering now in your third year you found out the family head will be attending your graduation....and now thanks to you having leave you'll be expected to pay your respects. Your only forms of comfort are the odd tools bequeathed to you by the scholarship students of the high school whom you got along strangely well thanks to your intelligence. As well as the sorry force of recruits whom are under you.You know they aren't following you for your leadership but rather your 'scheming' ability, connections, pull, skills, and so not your brawn.These are the only things going with as you are taken to where the female head is now...apparently at some strange world enjoying herself.Real typical to be flushing away the family fortunes. They are your only backup and you know they wont help much once they get there.Especially when the military vessel you were on stopped and handed you over to family forces. At that point you knew you were fucked.Especially once the blatant bribes started being handed out to your forces and so it wasn't long before you were directly taken to your sister...luckily though there were still a FEW loyal retainers who gave you the much needed details.The reason it turned into a bloodbath was due to members who were threatening but weren't strong enough got wiped out in a hurry. Eventually it divulged into a two way war between your Brother Russ Aligner and your Sister Amreza Barbarossa. As your sister basically went out of her way to wipe out family members even the non threats or players. She quickly grew powerful and built up a solid core of 'loyal' family members behind her.Your brother meanwhile called in some outside aid calling in clans, Combine favors, and even pirates.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>39405872I Here by name him Bob Jo. That is his name!
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>39406112>69HahahaThis will be interesting!
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>39406112So after they got done calling in favors, making deals, and such they finally started fighting all out. It looked like your brother was gonna win but unlike sister he didn't have nearly so much family assets and was relying upon simply put faith.It looked like he was winning for a long time considering all the damage and when he had sister and company right where he wanted them...that was when it happened.His forces betrayed him as it turned out sister unlike brother could 'insure' payment so she baited him and played him until the very end.She did this in order to root out traitors and those who clearly weren't loyal...they fell for it too.So when she cleaned up the house...she REALLY cleaned up the house. Which led to yet another purging of the Family.The only members who had been safe until now...were those who fled and flat out didn't get involved as much as possible.Now however she was calling in those previously missing members while they stood no threat...they may prove troublesome if they work together. So she is calling you all in order to confirm loyalities.aka kill and or torture the shit out of you all to insure loyalty. According to your retainer she is even going so far as to include kill switches and mental surgury to make loyalty explicit.Those who refuse die painfully....you always knew this sister was bad as she led her posse but you never realized just how bad it gotten. When you were younger you got away due to be cute, not causing trouble, and giving in. So she was rather nice to you...when she wasn't coming up with twisted things to do anyway.But this mental enslavement to insure loyalty and kill switch...was just too much.Obviously those that don't come are hunted down anyway...so this would appear to be the third and final purging.All the for sake of consolidating power, her gains and familial assets under solely herself.So finally you arrived...and were taken to her.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>39401323I can get behind these names.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>39406284Truthfully you never thought she was gonna be one of the big players for the family head position but apparently many of the others suffered unfortunate accidents.She always seemed obsessed in pleasuring her posse and enjoying herself. You were the only one who realized it was all a facade. She made herself appear weak, dumb, and petty while in truth built herself up.Not that anyone believed you including your precious brother and look where that put him...she knew that you knew too. So she kept you 'close' supposedly it was because you were her 'favorite' brother. You only got away when you went to that one school and you knew something was going on.She kept you close and you learned a lot from her. Mostly how to be a the baddest bitch around and clearly she knew exactly what she was doing.So you were taken to her directly you her on a private craft once you got to the world and was taken to a pleasure palace. On the way there you could see members of her posse enjoying themselves and some new others. You guess they must of joined up after you left.Eventually you were taken directly to her...and shockingly enough where you were expecting an operating table. You instead was taken to another room entirely. One where upon entering you felt a familiar sensation of suffocation+softness.Ah yes this nearly killed you a few times and it was so bad you grew capable of identifying solely it was from the sensation alone.In this case it was the new family head.When she finally let go she dragged you to a seat where she pulled up onto her lap."AHH you are still as cute and adorable as always! Still small enough for this sorta thing! I is in heaven...ain't that right my good sweet little brother hm?""The only good brother too.""...So about the uh loyalty confirmation?""Hm...on that is for others. Brother. I know your loyalty why do you think I kept you so close for so much of your life hm? You were the ONLY one who knew!"
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>39406517"Yeah but I tried to tell.""And you failed. After that you were all mine!"...that was true once she realized the tales you told as a kid you sorta 'took' you in for reasons. It also feels really bad that you are STILL able to fit in her lap despite being 18...you had thought that when you hit puberty you would become much more manly also bigger. You hate whatever went wrong with making that never happen.You learned an awful lot from her. You kept quiet and paid attention. Its no understatement that if it weren't for her and the lessons she gave to you...you wouldn't be nearly so good.The worst part though she was perfectly aware and did it all anyway. Everyone else thought she was humoring a little kid and enjoying her favorite brother. That is only what it appeared to be.In truth she groomed you.When you were let 'go' to be safe she actually allowed it. After all she had to see how well you would do! Then she waited and did her businesses. Until finally the day came when the bird flew back to the roost.If anyone asked you what you feared most in the world it was your sister and now everyone else learned the stuff you learned oh so long ago the hard way.If they lived to take it in at all anyway.Now your back home and in her clutches once more."So...nothing will happen to me," you ask most carefully."OF course not after all I already know the loyalties of my posse and you been it for so long and you were so young! That treatment is meant for those who are questionable. Also brother when elder brother died...you didn't happen notice anything did you?"You broke into a cold sweat. You knew exactly what she was talking about. When he died he arranged it so that many of his assets and all of his hidden ones would be divulged to other members. He even sucked up a portion of his backers this same way.So when he died people like yourself found a very nice surprise. So obviously she knew something was up when she dug around in his accounts
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>39406730You knew better to lie."I got an inheritnece from him.""Yes but you got something more didn't you."There was that gleam in her eyes and she was holding you closer as she whispered it. Yes there was something more. It was a letter that carried an apology that he never believed you when you were younger and he was very sorry that due to that you ended up in her clutches for so many years. That he hoped you would succeed where he had failed and put a stop to her.>Tell her about the letter>Keep it quiet>Switch>Skip>Other?
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>39406821DO YOU SEE, ANONS? DO YOU SEE WHY YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM POLITICS IN A GENIE GAME?>Keep it quiet
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>39406821>>Tell her about the letterHeh, this is crazy.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>39407054...so maybe Genie's politics is a WEE bit complicated. One of these days though I am gonna write a novel with politics being a must.It will be an amazing book assuming the fans don't kill me over it. Also why I don't do any quests with politics being a part of it.I don't think /tg/ could survive in such a world.
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>39406821>Keep it quiet
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>39407065She is crazy scary.MC is so good at it thanks to her...however best tread very lightly. She knows something is up.MC is in an interesting place right now she is trying to confirm whether he is fit or not. Especially since its been some 5 years since she last saw him.Lot can happen in those five years.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>39406821>Keep it quiet
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>39407433I guess she knew something would be up. I would rather we be honest at this point and time. Something like "O yeah he gave us this letter. To bad he doesn't know that we are close, isn't that right big sis?"Otherwise how can we prove loyalty?
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>39407608She might also be testing us to see if we've got the spine/independence to be more than a minion though.If we cave immediately that'd be a sign that we're just another patsy.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>39406821>OtherHe sent me a letter also, but it was just a personal thing.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>39407054>>39407349>>39407577...oh dear.-----You decide to keep quiet. After all perhaps one day you COULD stick it to her as your brother sacrificed himself to grant you the oppertunity.And to deny her final cleansing of the remaining elements. So you decided to deny her this."No there is nothing else besides that. I am sure others too besides myself.""Hm...yes that is true, but brother." this time she rubbed her cheek on yours and whispered into your ear. "They were not so close to me...and you think your in my blind spot don't you? You are wrong brother and i cannot belief you decide to lie to you not only the Head but your precious sister who took care of you for all those years..."Fuck she KNEW you were lying.That was when she moved away from dropping you on the ground and looked down at you with a sinister gaze."You see brother this entire affair was to determine your true loyalty. I had groomed you and i decided to make you THINK you were in my posse for whom I supposedly believe to be entirely loyal.""Simply because they ARE brother the ACTUAL ones that is. So I made you THINK you were one...to test whether you were worthy of actually being one.""I am shamed in you brother you were my FAVORITE brother! My precious sibling for whom I personally took care of and this is how how you treat me after EVERYTHING I have done for you!""To think the one whom I groomed personally would end up like this...betraying me. For you see brother I knew what elder brother was up to.""So you dare think one day you could usurp me...hah to think the one who I cared most for would dare hurt me in such a way." she had a sad look on her face. "Others not worthy or well treated as you have proven to be far more loyal brother I am just saddened you wont become the greatest of them all...take him away and we'll find out what it is he is hiding exactly."With that you could see some shimmering before the fields failed revealing a waiting threat who listened.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>39408358So they dragged you way and took you somewhere. You knew your tech you instantly realized where they took you...and she wasn't kidding around.There were stealth killers, madtech, psychological surgury suite, and worst of all psionics. You could feel their presence brushing up against your mind in a sickening fashion.You heard them talking and they looked at you before speaking in hushed tones.You knew you were screwed but you didn't realize just how screwed until they all got disturbing silent...even the psionic presence vanished and went dark. When you looked up you saw it.The sickeningly insane outfit, the mad flicker in the eye sockets, and its slow steady shuffling towards you.>Psycho SurgeonOf all things...you weren't expecting her to unleash one of these. Guess you really pissed her off or hurt her deeply. Whatever the case though you lost all hope as you were strapped down and you could see the surgeon start bringing out its tools as it cracked your head open...before muttering excitedly.That was when it slid tools in and poured in fluids and it all went dark.Until you got dragged back and that was when you realized why. It was digging through your mind, memories, wants, dreams, and more. That is also when you heard the most sickening thing from the glistening mask of the Psycho Surgeon."Welcome Brother thy tek sends its greetings and best play nice with sister. She is nastier then thou but cares for thy."You could feel the surgeon slice away into your very personality...no very being. All the while you could feel the reeking madness of the Psycho behind it dripping onto your very brain.Your not sure how long you were trapped in that hellish limbo...but after awhile you started noticing stuff you had previously missed and you heard the surgeon start to crackle as it finishes up it breaks into a full out maddening laughter.
>>39408358We dun fucked up.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>39408587The psycho surgeon started laughing so hard you heard it wheezing before it just became silent wrecking of its body.That was when you heard someone ask what was so funny and the surgeon could only point...When the person came closer they suddenly halted and jumped back before running away.The surgeon meanwhile finally got its shit together and started to put you back together...kinda.You could definitely sense some stuff that clearly wasn't ordered to be there. In response though the Surgeon merely put a finger up before its filter mouth as it put the stuff in i that wasn't suppose to be in there.Eventually you figured out what it was."Mature body immature mind," you could feel a mad voice utter into your head.Looking up when you came to again you could see...your sister the Head and the Psycho Surgeon arguing...and why is your brain being taken out and held by it? As if it were showing her something...You could see a strange look on her face before passing out to the darkness again.----This time when you awoken you felt a strange pulsing throughout your body and when you opened your eyes...it was like you had only seen half the world.Now you got to see all of it. You also strangely found yourself back at the academy...you were changed though but couldn't figure it out until you saw some mad scrawls on a journal.You opened it and read...somehow you could understand it. It was a greetings to you and about what was done.It was requested to augment your mind to be fit for Head...but your brain was found to be off. It detected signitures representing the very rare and elusive Mastermind Patterned yet also detected other signitures and potentials for SCIENCE! So madman decided to dig around...and 'help things out' so to speak.After all could you imagine the POTENTIAL of one who had both? One who wasn't limited to just one means or the other?>>39408601oh big time, but the DC was pretty high for that option and you failed it.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>39408838So madman ideas and plans one day ended up in the hands of a surgeon...who one day got to see a certain patient who had the required markers.So surgeon decided to poke around and help out. My implementing madtech and proper procedure its work was done.According to the hastily scrawled Doctor's note your mind was immature meaning it could still be twisted one way or another as it showed much potential. However instead of there being a major or a minor...that was changed by including the MADNESS into the equation.So that way there wouldn't HAVE to be such! Of course there are likely to be side effects...it has some self written notes suggesting your mind already had a preference but got 'tinkered' with by outside help possibly changing things up.Or maybe your brain was just weird. No way to really tell what caused it but only the future end result. It notes that the result should become glaring obvious by your mid twenties when brain reaches maturity.So there are lay...wandering what is gonna happen and what will your sister do to you?What do?>Try out the MAD>Tinker with some tech>Start planning>Time skip>Switch?
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>39408917>>Start planningWe must plan and ready some aid for these new developments. It would be wise, while we have some sane thoughts left, to help drive these "upgrades' to the best path. Unless we wish to loose ourselves.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>39408917>Start planning
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>39409181>>39409357Vote
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>39408917>Tinker with some Tech>Start planningPor que no los dos?
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>39409454...Yes.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>39409454This
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>39409445You decide to plan. You know your sister is out there and she most certainly has some kind of plan. So you tried to plan...but you just couldn't.You could feel this hammering in your head and this spiking sensation. Booming inside your skull...you couldn't plan against her....she won and she no longer trusts you anymore. The surgeon sliced, cut, and tinkered with your mental faculties with sickening precision. Despite you having an advanced brain for whom that shouldn't be possible...Well guess that explains the Psycho Surgeon she employed to do the job. It was after a plan of MADNESS.One of which that worked out for her...you never really did know your parents real well. They are probably dead now.So instead you decide to plan for something else. If you can't plan against her...or even with the family guess that don't mean you can plan for yourself right?So that is what you do. Plan for the future in this godforsaken academy.So you plan for the someday.----End.What do?>Time skip>Perspective Shift>Prepare for Class>Contact family>Other?
Rolled 74 (1d100)I have no idea what the fuck is happeningI really don't. . .>>39409726>Prepare for Class
Did we just got lobotomized?
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>39409890Looks like we didTo the point that we can't actually plan against her.She's won in two turns. In just TWO turns.All because of our actions.Why the fuck did I think playing this guy would be a good idea.Our sister is a much better mastermind. . .
Rolled 16 (1d100)>Time skip
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>39409890Partly.She made it so you couldn't plan against her or mess with the family.>>39409950Who the hell did you think the male mc learned it from? It also helps she is a evil cunt and the baddest bitch in the family.So when you fucked up she firmly trounced you.Also bad rolls for something very important.
>>39410340Which is precisely why I was against playing this guy.I KNEW we would cock it up.I fucking knew it.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>39410457I would suggest time skip or character shift.After this I think both end up in the same school right?
>>39410706I fucking knew we would fuck up as a mastermind and we're best just character shifting to abigail.I really am disappointed at this turn of events, not only is it entirely humiliating, unless there's a way for him to break this bond and get revenge (which he can't intentinoally do)Its put me off from ever playing him.>After this I think both end up in the same school right?I thought you said you were gonna avoid that cliche? hah
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>39410706No way, now we have to meddle around to make up for this.Mad tech has a nasty way of backfiring, afterall.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>39410949My idea that his character motivation for reaching the top would be to fulfill the expectations of his rich parents, as it was expected of him, and more than that he wanted to prove his superiority.How can he prove his superiority now that his older sister has literally lobotomized him from doing that at all?He's been destroyed. There's nothing left for him.>>39410986Really? You want us to dig ourselves deeper into a hole?Fine. I know Genie says we have plot armor from dying, let's see if we can't break that and find a way to get rid of this disgrace.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>39410949Technically they already met each other once when they were kids. It ended with him getting his ass kicked and weapon stolen.>>39411063Then what about Abigail?And its only a protection to prevent him from plotting against her.
>>39411100>Technically they already met each other once when they were kids. It ended with him getting his ass kicked and weapon stolen.What?When did that come up?Huh, that's. . .huh
>>39411100>Then what about Abigail?We already have Abigail's motivation. To reach the top of the Combine, escape the slums and make sure the sacrifices of her friends aren't in vain, until one day she can return to them as truly powerful.Until she beat the life fate tried to resign her to poverty or slavery.>And its only a protection to prevent him from plotting against her.Which means he'll always live with that shame of being someone's pet in mind and soul.
Rolled 89 (1d100)Guys. He can't move agents the bitch. But I know who can. With how evil the bitch is nixy would have a LOT of fun breaking her.Also Abigail could probably use psi, magi, and faith combo to fix the guys mind.I say time skip to when they are in the same school.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>39411207It happened pre game. He went slumming and she decided to spoil herself.He got his ass kicked and his weapon stolen for being a prick. His bodyguards meanwhile sat, watched, and laughed at him.It was a brief stint not meaning a whole lot in the grand scheme of things. Was gonna have them meet him while she was on leave and he was being taken to his sister.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>39411253Abi is also good with criminal and mad TEC, so she can fix all his problems
>>39411254>The meeting event>That was supposed to be significant for players as it would be the first time those two met>Genie already had it happen before the game even beganWhy even bother playing him,
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>39411438They wont recognize each other at all.It was meant for later on when someone brings it up and its one of those 'son of a bitch' moments when it suddenly clicks.It was supposed to be a hahah moment.
>>39411475Kind of ruins any opportunities for a big rivalry moment between them since she already whooped his as before.Not only did he now lose in physical fight, he also lost in a battle of wits against his sister, forever.He's not a fighter.Nor is he a thinker.He's nothing.
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>39411526Anon do you REALLY think he stands a chance in a match against abigail?Poor guy would get slaughtered SO hard.And he has lost against his sister before. For fucks sake she pretty much groomed and mentored him for years.He isn't nothing anon not even close to that.
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>39411063Jesus, Salty Anon, chill.This is a grand thing. Now we have something to work for. We have to undo this and bring our bitch sister down.Also, did you catch that bit where the Psychosurgeon made us able to have Science AND Masterminding as PRIMARIES.You really think we can't figure something out, given that, being MADtouched, and the station we'll end up in?We just need to bide our time and play it cool and smart...just because we can't plan against her directly yet doesn't mean we can't start working towards her downfall. In fact, I bet she'll barely be checking on us because she thinks we've been mind-neutered and our betrayal pains her.Now let's try this again: Begin Planning
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>39411526We're not rendered useless, man. We're at a disadvantage, but we were always at a disadvantage against her. Consider this the Richboi's rude awakening to the real world where things don't always go his way.Now you can either crumble, or you can suck it up and find some way to strike at the bitch anyway. The only thing this has done is FORCED us to think like a mastermind if we want to get back at her. Indirect plots and webs constructed to catch a particular prey. All while convincing ourselves it's not for what it's really for.
>>39411600>Anon do you REALLY think he stands a chance in a match against abigail?>Poor guy would get slaughtered SO hardThat was kind of the point.I had an event planned for the first time they met as an admiral and a commander respective on their capital ship.You know how Abigail ALWAYS wants to see who'se top dog? Whose gonna be number one, the alpha of the pack?What do you think the first thing she'll do when she meets this guy for the first time as equal rank on a ship?She'd go and dominate him. She'd haul him by the neck and drag him to a nearby closet to beat up.And then I wanted to have a moment where he used his wits to prevent that from happening.Where she'd keep threatening to kill him, make it look like an acident, but he'd have used his mind to outwit her.That he'd rigged the room to blow up, and she laughed and said she'd survive that and he wouldn't. Then he'd respond by saying the room would be jettisoned into space, and she'd respond again she could survive that.And then he'd mention that she'd be alone in a room in space with his corpse, all of which points to her explosive abilities and branding her as someone who'd kill a fellow officer that the combine had spent a considerable amount of resources grooming.Something along those lines of him beating her brawn with his brain.I was hoping to showcase of how even a weak and skinny guy can beat a hulking monster like Abigail through the use of his wits, because of his abilities as a mastermind.But now. . .that's null because she already whooped him. And I'm mad.Although, maybe I can still work that in as Abigail remembering that and him beating her this time.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>39411607>>39411791Fine then.>Timeskip>Start testing the boundaries of our new bonds, carefully meditating each day, finding new ways to think and deceive ourselves so as to bypass whatever the doctor did to us, pretending we aren't plotting against her.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>39411607>>39411791Is this an action? I'll back it
Rolled 51 (1d100)I think the new goal for him in the academy is finding a way to beat his sister before he graduates.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>39411944Timeskip accepted....wait shit how am I suppose to do this when they end up both in the same school?
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>39412105So wait lets see next up is...>Advanced Academy>Supreme School>ApprenticeshipFor boy its>University>Supreme Schooling>Apprenticeship----Due to her astounding marks though she would have some spaces opened up in her schedule that she was gonna use for other classes. The Combine was going to cover it and she would be available for longer ops.Potentially allowing them to intersect.Followed by that was gonna be them being at the same place.
>>39412105Maybe make it like anon said and just have them meet after they're both graduated.The combine has more than one academy right?
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>39412210Advanced Academy is when things get interesting as that is when she is allowed on 'actual' field ops instead of the previous field trips in her previous years.Meaning you get into ACTUAL battles! As a 'training exercise' heheh.Guy meanwhile gets very well educated in university where girl occasionally goes to get classes due to her absurd marks giving her enough breathing room to getaway with it.ahem alright lets do dis.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>39412283Your boy can get into some interesting shit though thanks to absurd amounts of money +those super skills of his.So you can also do fun shit with that too!-----You are Abigail Victoria and once you finished your most dissapointing bout of leave. As it turned out manwhores cost money! Which you sorta had none of. Could of gone with the free stuff but there would be no quality insurance so instead you got stuck with the pussy again instead of cock.You weren't really all that amused and tried to bum some fun from some other cadets but that didn't work out all that well.Now however you are entering the 'advanced academy' aka OFFICIAL COMBINE facility. You could tell by how awesomely huge it was and fancy!Here for the first time for you the Combine was gonna train its recruits side by side despite racial differences or tensions.You are assigned to a Heavy World Oxygen facility for schooling. So you meant other lifeforms who shared a close life support requirements because the Combine was trying to save itself resources. Supposedly the next school after this doesn't have this problem.This place is meant for training up actual combine forces with years of training and even direct combat experience granted in school! This also however means your life will be at risk.You have already been here for a whole year. You would of been bored out of your mind as were given passes to certain classes due to your special training. Luckily though they allowed you to go attend uni during those time blocks instead and gave permission for other 'trips. Also the first year while you weren't allowed to leave as newbies was actually a bloodbath along racial lines.Where previously you fought against each other as human but here...well that very fact you were human united you against the others. This was to determine position and ranking.Thanks to your aid you were given a high level command rank much the anger of your now smalltime rival.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>39412419So naturally at the start when new blood comes in bloodbath goes down between the factions to determine rank and position. Apparently this happened every time and it was a great bit of fun!Turned out some Lily Brigade people were still around. Apparently Lillian had been here too. In fact technically she still was. Its just a lot of the time her forces were off on 'training trips'. So when you got here you didn't see her during the initial bloodbath.The enemy foolishly assumed this would give them the advantage. Unfortunately for them Lillian left you charge.Suffice it to say it didn't go the way they wanted. Though your rival was pissed at the sudden promotion but she worked her usual magic with small unit tactics...you REALLY need to figure out how she does that shit.So naturally you proved yourself for when Lillian return who ALSO arranged you to take classes outside this facility.Claimed you needed to get a life and some of the classes would of been a waste of time anyway. Turned out those 'other' classes were really fucking hard though.She also astoundingly enough gave you your own SHIP! Said you were gonna need it for training exercises and that normally you have to earn them in house which usually takes a few years if you get one at all.The ship in question though was a former pirate ship and corvette that was being retrofitted during your first year.You later heard down the vine she would of gotten you one sooner but apparently it took her some time to 'take' a worthy ship and she had to spend in house cred to it get then some more to get it to you plus taken care of.So during the first year you kept yourself occupied until this year...where you got to see your ship. It unsurprisingly had a big lily on it but that was to be expected.Except for some reason there were TWO of them.Choose>Pirate>Military
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>39412601>PirateYARGHI hope it has a big gun
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>39412601"So...wait a second where did this second ship come from anyway?""Supposedly it was a gift from this couple of officers you knew? They sent it in from a human member with explicit instructions to be handed to you.""SERIOUSLY?""Yeah kid so hurry up and choose, also were gonna need you to make some decisions of what they'll be carrying.""The pirate ship is equipped with torpedo bays and the military ship has a cannon instead.""The pirate ship also comes with spines allowing it to cover its ass plus help with ramming if your crazy enough for that sorta thing.""So basically both has 3 batteries, BUT the pirate ship has one of its batteries assigned to its rear with two on the sides. The military ship has all three on its sides. Giving it some excellent protection but god help you if something sneaks up on your ass."TLDRMilitary Ship> Duel Cannon slots OR Mega Cannon OR Cannon slot+2 torpedo bays>3 Side batteries>NO rear defenses>1 Boarding SlotHeavily armored but slower.Carries better sensors.Pirate>Torpedo Bays! Has like 6 fucking torpedo bays.>2 Side batteries>1 Rear battery>2 boarding slotsLighter armored but increased speed.Better at ramming.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>39412724Currently the boarding slots are>Military ShipCarries a single boarding craft.>Pirate shipCarries 2 boarding blasterThe pirate ship is odd in that it doesn't allow for real side by side boarding measures. So the pirates compensated by deconstructing the battery slot and vehicle bay jury rigging it with massive harpoon guns that chains a the ships together before unleashing specialized boarding tubes along those chains which serve to reinforce them.Most would consider the design utterly insane but it works REALLY good to faciliate fast travel which is VERY important for getting in and out real quick.Which is obviously important as a pirate as you need to loot asap.So its a 'odd' design for non pirate factions but to pirates this design is VERY typical.Its to allow maximum boarding and speed while at the same time to cover your ass should things go poorly.The tubes allow it to pack a much bigger if more temporary wallop allowing them to close in get what they want and zip out without leaving their ass uncovered(especially important to pirates).
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>39412724Wait.On second thought, I choose.>Military Ship>Mega Cannon>3 Side batteries>1 Boarding SlotI don't need to loot ships. I need to zoom in and BLOW THEM UP, before swooping away with a couple of broadsides for good measure.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>39412988Your side batteries are meant for self defense anon at most you can get two of them to fire at a someone by adjusting your ship.Not to mention you have some puny broadsides as a corvette.The mega cannon basically means your entire ship is built around this fuck huge gun that runs along its spine/core. Allowing it to carry a much bigger gun then would normally be in its weight class.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>39413036Current votes before needing new thread.2 Pirate1 Military
>>39413036Hmm, this also depends on exactly what do we expect to do with our ship?She'd be soley meant as nutcracker for something much bigger, but pretty much useless on a 1v1 with an equally sized ship or something fast.But goddamn I love a giant gun.What kind of space battles should we expect? Will we have command of fleets or just us?Would it be possible to retrofit our ship later on?
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>39413055Why not both? Take them apart and make a bigger better ship!
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>39413080reOutfitting is easily available but be aware it can be time consuming depending on what you want or even outright impossible.All kinds of space battles and you may be called on to assist in some sort of ground op or station fighting. Your a student though so they wont be sending you in first and you'll be given the lighter missions.Your command starts with a single ship which was VERY painfully acquired. Most people don't get to reach that phase and those that do often have to deal with multiple factions to scrape by the in house pull to make it happen.So you are remarkably unusual in your ability to acquire a ship. On the plus side you can easily fill it up as many are desperate for 'private' training trips. Depending on the type of ship will influence who you will be able to allow on board.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>39413197Or strip down one and upgrade the other!
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>39413197That would be an entirely new ship and it would be most time consuming not to mention a tech these people here aren't familiar with.Many of them are actually students doing the work so it decreases the costs. Currently Lillian is covering everything...for now.>>39413238Not allowed unless you cover ALL the costs and Lillian isn't about to allow that as she is the one paying for it all.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>39413238>>39413197Mix them and become privateer classAll is possible with FATH!
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>39413290How many times do I have to say not gonna happen.At least not with current resources...but you have connections for that don't you? Such as the Clans should you make a choice.
>>39413346We can choose the clans whenever right? Remind me who is offering?In any case, what I'd like to see is us benig a sort of captain on a horse with his pistol, leading his line of troops firing on the enemy.Except instead of that, we're a commander on a ship with a GIANT cannon leading our other ships behind us to fire on the enemy.What I don't want to see is us having a big, slow cannon that only fires from the front facing down a light and fast ship in one on one combat that just goes around fucks us in the ass.
Rolled 59 (1d100)Military
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>39413546two militarytwo pirateits a tie!>>39413470it wont slow you down that much...it is a pretty big cannon though.Like your ship was built around it tier.The clans offering are teh Crime Clans and Lillian's clan. Its worth nothing that her clan is highly matriarchal though.
>>39413822What are the ramifications of joining a clan? We can still be a combine officer correct?
>>39413896Certainly how the hell did you think Lillian manage it?Though hers is apparently a funny tale involving a poorly thought out bet.The ramifications vary depending on the clan in question.
>>39413941May we ask about each clan?Are the Crime Clan universal (that is they work outside of the combine) because having underworld connections to talk to planets we plan to invade will be useful, especially for hiring bandits and looters. But of course, we won't likely be invading combine planets anytime soon
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>39413998Be aware the Combine has VERY low standards about who they accept ESPECIALLY if it helps them screw over the enemy and you don't harm their objectives(aka be a traitor).Yes the Crime Clans are indeed a universal force and even have alien counterparts.They are unusual in that they are sorta like a bunch of unified mafias and a syndicate/gangs is the best way to describe them. They aren't considered particularly clannish unlike many clans but instead tend towards family oriented.And there are multiple crime clans its just you got an invite to the basics of them after that you can shop around for a clan that fits or maybe even establish your own!
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>39414099Crime Clan are also extremely weird in that they accept alien and other nonhuman members. Its one of the reason why they aren't considered a true mafia.Too much shit floating around for that to happen.So things are still tied?Argh am available and bored damn it.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>39414099I vote we join the Crime Clans then.We haven't forgotten our friends, and their description could be especially useful for us.>>39414227Technically speaking if we did join them now we could use even just a few new resources for a very special ship?Maybe even bigger than a corvette?
>>39414227Also you'll need a new thread soon
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>39414099>100The dice gods want us to join the Crime Clans.>>39414256Crime doesn't payExcept when it does!
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>39414256We're joining the Crime Clans to get resources for a new ship? I can back it.Maybe we promise to pay it back at another time.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>39414279Hm yes will expect new thread of that one image I like. Alas its not on this computer...so someone else can start it once the fucking ship is figured out.and you decide to join the crime clans so you bring out the letter and send out the notification.CRIT detected.Connections to Combine detected.Connections to Underworld detected.Connections to other Clan detected.Special offer recongized.>Clan Founding offer granted>Combine Crime Clan Invite given>A Crime Clan Invitation for number of clans detected. Each of which offers its own boon.Accepted as a Crime Clan Member.Gain Connection Underworld Specialty ClanGained Connection Clans Specialty Crime
>>39414456Hey GenieYou know how I mentioned I'd be saving my last bit of money on your tab for a really special fuckhuge battleship?Would you recommend waiting to use that until after we've graduated and become a commander?Because if we can get that fuckhuge ship now as a student, ehehe.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>39414456Thanks to such massive pulls and offers you have been offered the PRESTIGOUS offer of FOUNDER!Which serves to make you a Clan founder granting you special powers, rights, connections, pull, and responsibilities.However you'll be expected to care for your clan.Combine Crime Clan has offered you a great offering thanks to your intense connections to the Combine AND Crime!The other clans meanwhile offer you special boons if you join them as they don't want to be left out...Also any tiebreaker so anons can makes new thread?
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>39414512I would recommend waiting till you graduate properly.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>39414512You don't want a ship bro. You want a dyson sphereA dyson sphere that can move!
>>39414560>Not a ship powered by a Dyson SphereThen again I always did want that Boom Star I fluffed a while ago
>>39414525>>39414456For the sake of speeding up things, do we get any immediate resources for a special ship?Like say a frigate?Or at least merging the benefits of a pirate and a military corvet?
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>39414525I vote... We take both. Strip them down. Keep the best parts. Sell the rest on the black market. Buy a better ship. Outfit it with the parts from the first 2We will call it the S.S. Cherry pop!
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>39414609Vote!
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>39414609Lillian is covering the costs and isn't about to let that happen as i have repeatedly said.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>39414609Pop pop We can hire liliths clan to do the work.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>39414655Bah.In that case I firmly stick with my vote of Military with the Mega Cannon, because Abigail loves big guns.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>39414655>>39414655Yet we both rolled 50 within seconds of eachother. I say we make her an offer she can't refuse.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>39414679>75Also send a prayer of thanks to our favored goddess New Thread>>39414659
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>39414655Ok then... military. We can upgrade it later
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>39414722The tie breaker vote. Military it is!Can we retro fit guns from the pirate ship on to the military?
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>39414679>75Our goddess deems we take the military vote.
Rolled 48 (1d100)MILITARY WINS TO NEW THREAD!>>39414712Next up I will offer the slot choices which need to be determined.