Rolled 22 (1d100)Last time the special event FINALLY fucking ended. That took awhile also we are STILL stuck in the beginnings when will the time skips and switches arrive?Who knows as I sure as hell don't.Anyway last time we chatted with deities, gave up a literally godly gift that was damn near PERFECT for us, acquired a bunch of pretty toys, tormented the AI, and are now on a ship being prepared for who knows what.Some kind of naval exam apparently so we'll see how that goes.Apparently last few threads weren't archived so shoot.Anyway options are the following>Switch>Time Skip>Ask about test>Fiddle with new toys>other?
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>39345513>>Fiddle with new toysSo much to learn and find ways to improve loyalty of the AI friend.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>39346046Vote? I missed all of last thread, wish someone could fully update me what happened.If we gave up the gift did we at least get something as valuable in return?
>>39345513Question Genie?If we used the card. . .was it implicit we'd. . .you know?Because if we could've summoned the sex god and then talk to him about what exactly what was gonna happen because I don't think you the type to force a smut scene onto us as opposed to just letting him do w/eI'm about to slap myself silly if we ENTIRELY misconstrued that gift.>>39345513Also is it possible to spend a super boon to get it back?. . .
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>39346728>>"The card is not meant for teaching its meant for enjoying it will do you little good in the regards to learning. Even if you make the request of the sex god in question for he is not equipped in teachings of she and...I recall no instance when he would actually teach."What would have Abigail gotten out of pure enjoyment with no learning? As in the not eating/punching people kind?
>>39346791It could have been a plot hook.It would have synergized with our Lust bonus from the leprechaun
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>39346728You would of had the option to talk to the sex god in question who by the way was gonna be a real chill and humble fellow. You could of bargained with him or acquired some other kind of boon as he isn't really that much interested in the his 'so called portfolio'.It got sacrificed for something else anon and due to its absurd power it would cost more then a super boon. Luckily you have a tab so it would cost a decent chuck of it.Why?
Rolled 67 (1d100)I vote we go directly to the naval exam.We can have a scene for training with our new toys when the actual civ begins, let's push our way through academy
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>39346842>You would of had the option to talk to the sex god in question who by the way was gonna be a real chill and humble fellow. Yeeup.COMPLETE miscronstruction and misconception by easily fooled anons as typical.I still have 500$ in your tab will 100$ cover it?I hate to pass up something "damn near PERFECT for us" and you had prepared for it.>Make the Card fly from a gust of wind and land in our hand perfectly while a billboard flashes an advertisement saying 'USE IT', convincing us that's a clear sign from fate right there to use the card>Spend 100 from the tab
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>39346930If it's your cash, and I can back that. We should use the tab for good things more often.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>39346930>>39347004Hmm, linked samerolls
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>39346930Vote
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>39346930We can't get that card any normal way so we may as well use the tab.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>39346930....fine another card MAGICALLY appears with a red lust inducing flash and a letter appeared before you that magically opened with a flash of fireworks.There a card appeared with a scroll congratulating you on acquiring card that when used will summon a sex deity for sexual intercourse.What do?
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>39347966Meanwhile the Combine soldiers just turn to look at you dully before looking away as if nothing strange happened.Whoever these soldiers are they are STRANGELY used to these kind of situations considering their lack of fucks given.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>39347966Use the card!
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>39348063Vote
Why o why do we care about the card? We got cool shit from the trade and do you really want to do it on the ship in this room? Fucking wait people, y'all crazy.
>>39348495Well, Genie was heavily dropping hints throughout all the time taht we were passing up something really big and good.Like, damn I've never seen him lay it on that thick.
>>39348512They have when trying to lead us down the wrong path and this was a hard action for the MC to make.Now we just pissed on that action and left it a mockery. We made a trade and forced the card back. Some times it's best to leave things how they were and not take everything.O well.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>39348512But what if that is also a "misconception"?Genie could have just pretended to be amazed that we traded in the card when that was what was expected? Tempting us even to not trade it in?
>>39348689We get both the deal and we get the card.I dunno, I just reread that thread felt that Genie couldn't be any more thick on the hints.>gave up a literally godly gift that was damn near PERFECT for us>(You don't have to be the recipient but WHY in the world wouldn't you want to be?)>"Well...it IS a one in a lifetime experience.">"I am surprised you make such a statement but haven't decide to use such an valuable item bestowed upon you why is that?">>39348689>>39348697If Genie's hints are not always hints and sometimes temptations to do the wrong thing. . .well fuck me.Can't even tell what's supposed to be helpful or harmful if that's the case.I dunno, I just REALLY felt the last decision was the wrong one after Genie seemed so apprehensive against it
>>39348826Also another reason I wanted it was Genie also said things are better purchased earlier than later, and allowed to grow.LIke, it's thread 8 this is way late. Should have purchased more stuff in thread 1 so Genie has more time to think on it.It's not use buying stuff later on when it doesn't have room to grow. . .
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>39348826>>39348873But even if Abigail magically has another card and even more reason to use it, what's changed since the what may as well be 5 minutes ago where she stated reasons she refused it?I vote we keep it in our pocket for now.
>>39348991ICwise that's true. . .Still, Genie called it an "absurd power".Those two words define what I want to see in Abigail. Pure power. That sheer stupididly powerful akin to Valeria's loyalty or SWH's psionic might that breaks all reason rhyme and rule, that not even a SUPERBOON can break. A hurricane or tornado brute force.And while we're still young so we can train to use this incredible power.Until the day comes we can crack ships in half and toss shells as though they were fired from cannons.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>39349149Again, Genie might be lying on purpose
Post Apoc Civ Thread up.>>39348480
Rolled 91 (1d100)>Go to the naval exam
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>39345513>Ask about test
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>39345513>Ask about test
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>39349480>>39349512Sure.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>39345513Inject both vials
Did you guys really just use tab money to buy the god fuck card? Why?
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>39349480>>39349512>>39349953A Combine looks at you before pressing a button and suddenly a screen appears in front of you all.There on that screen is Admiral Vinozi who looked at you. This test is a high level test of which very few succeeded. In this automation you will be placed in an impossible situation and we'll be expected to perform one of two tasks. Survive or achieve victory.""If you successfully survive depending on the number of intact forces you'll be granted certain amount of points. If you achieve victory you will be granted bonus points and your surviving forces will be checked.""Best of luck Cadet your gonna need it."With that the video ended and a combine soldier spoke up."Mission parameters you will be in command as before. In addition this will be a spaceship conflict in stand of surface.""IF you do well you can expect to receive special privileges even more so. Either way you'll still be expected to go through basic training. Can't have a leader who doesn't know what it feels like to be a boot," with that last part you notice the soldiers start cracking up as you dock.When the door opens you are shocked to find a certain company of augmented monsters(sirens to be exact) waiting for you. They along with some Combine troops...except there was something wrong with these so called troops.After awhile you realized the truth.These escorts were no mere basic combine troopers. They were something more spec ops maybe? Or some kind of Combine Elite perhaps?Either way they escort you to your destination where you plugged in and suddenly found yourself surrounding by screeching alarms and a battlefield that shouldn't be there...You are at the head of a capital warship of the Combine Armada. Unfortunately when you were committing a bombardment on a republic world a full blown war fleet blasted in.That was when your commanding officer realized it was a trap once the Gateway went down and it was decided to blast everything.
>>39350173Because >You would of had the option to talk to the sex god in question who by the way was gonna be a real chill and humble fellow.>You could of bargained with him or acquired some other kind of boon as he isn't really that much interested in the his 'so called portfolio'> gave up a literally godly gift that was damn near PERFECT for usGenie is very explicit in this case, he was already dissuading us from passing it up last time.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>39350224For around that time abruptly ships were hit by Spec Op teams who went directly for Command Command. Ship captains were slain throughout the fleet as ambushes went flying around.Your Commander the 'former' admiral was one of them. Just as you finished figuring out that at the moment YOU are the highest surviving officer you were granted leadership of the surviving fleet once the Spec Op teams withdrew once they finished their grisly work.So here you are now at the head of a near leaderless fleet of ambushed, sabotaged fleet of ships that is surrounded by a fresh Republic fullblown War Fleet.Your Commanding Officer fell for this trap hook, line, and sinker. A gateway and some collateral damage is a small price to pay in the Republic In exchange for wiping out a fleet of the Combine.What do?>Surrender>Contact surviving officers for council>Attempt to Punch Through>Contact Republic Forces>Other?
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>39350397>OtherWhat do we actually have at our disposal? Sitrep, straightaway.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>39350397We need intel. Badly
>>39350224>You are at the head of a capital warshipOkay, lemme say for Abigail's sake."Fuck this is a big ass ship">>39350429>>39350529I want details too, on fleet, but mostly on our capital ship.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>39350397>>39350573There should be a lot of info our girl should already know. Genie informing us of that should not cost a turn.
>>39350625It's battle though, apparently turns are faster and not the same as a civ turn.
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>39350573>big ass ship. Do you think this ship has an AI? When AI's work together her they can do a LOT more. You guys thinking what I'm thinking!
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>39350669>Post id ending in 69 Kek. You know what that means. We contact the republic ship and tell them they are sexually impatient.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>39350660It's info we already know tho, genie just has yet to tell us it.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>39350429Ships in fleet are specialized for Destruction and Speed. In other words our fleet was specced towards fast glass cannons.This prove to be bad when we got ambushed and sabotaged.We lost 1 fifth of the fleet.1 fifths are badly damaged but serviceable.2 fifth is moderately damaged.1 fifth is 'mostly' intact.>>39350573Your capital ship is a Combine Capital Cannonade Class. In other words a ship with absurdly huge CANNONS that specialized in heavy duty bombardment the like of which a dreadnought would be made jelly.Seriously though this ship carries so much firepower its easily able to take down capital ships of all kinds, even juggernauts and dreadnaughts are an easy meal for this baby.Thanks to the size of your ship the sabotage and ambush was only moderately successful.Sadly you did lose a number of officers though.
>>39350786> In other words a ship with absurdly huge CANNONS that specialized in heavy duty bombardment the like of which a dreadnought would be made jelly.[Screams for joy internally]You made my day. Now let's win this and you'll make my night.>>39350785>>39350786Oh look, a 100
>>39350785Looks like we already know almost everything about every thing involved in all this. Woo
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>39350785So this crit means the AI in us has been gaining intel the enter time. And now gives us it?
Rolled 44 (1d100)Okay, here's my two bits.The enemy knows they have us by the balls and they have a method they're employing. Their primary goal is our capture/destruction so at all costs they are gonna do that.They are likely highly prepared for us to try something like a punch or a breakthrough, likely either overwhelm us with firepower OR as we advance they retreat, and kill us slowly through attrition. An "Elastic Defense", giving up ground by wounding us with each step.Likely with the enemy numbers they're going to try and swamp our ships individually, so my first suggestion is immediately regrouping around the capital ship, which will be our primary objective.The injured ships are to move in close under the cover of the guns, with the moderately ships around them.Our fast, light, and intact ships and small vessels with speed and agility are to fly around us in various orbits, both acting as a buffer against enemy fire as well as their constant movement making it hard to hit them, while they can continue to zoom around and lay pot shots at the enemy.>Regroup and centralize our force around the capital ship
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>39350785...I don't even.Ahem."Heyo boss. I haz something you might like."That was when you remembered one of two things.1 You have an AI with you plugged in who ALSO got dragged into the simulation.2 The Combine Command should have ALL the data for these ships.SO you did what every good girl should do you plugged yourself(and the AI) into the Mainframe and had the data directly uploaded.Luckily the AI was able to sift through it perfectly(like goddamn how can just ONE AI do all of that) and made to sure learn while also digging around.In that regard you founding out the specifics and dirty details.Republic Spec Ops focused mainly on sabotaging internally during their assassination run towards your officers.your HEROIC units are still MOSTLY intact.Their sabotage focused towards acquiring info and disabling your ability to fight sufficiently while maximizing chaos.Your ships while weak have potent combat ability still as their sabotages focused mainly on your comms, leadership, and most maneuverability.Basically they tried to make you sitting ducks with good firepower so you can't get away despite the casualties they will receive.Your heroics are still mostly alive.The Republic formation is designed to encapsulate and kill. "THis is based off a certain Historic Event in which a lesser officer of the Combine did the impossible.""Most Combine Officers fail this exam due to its difficulty and there is no shame in it. Precious few survived and even few still actually achieved victory.""Unfortunately the AI will know I am here soon enough so you'll only be able to use my assistance once before they change things up. As is they know something is up."
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>39350786How dose the republics weapons work? Is it heat guided or tracking at all, how fast is it? Can they remote detonate there shots? I need to know this because if we use our fastest ships just right we can kite the republics shots into hitting there own ships. The crit might give us this info
>>39351086>The Republic formation is designed to encapsulate and kill.Good, so I was right on that.So we better make ourselves a prickly porcupine.Shit . . .forgot the capital ship itself is being boarded and attacked, by spec ops no less.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>39351086>Do EXACTLY what the lesser officer did to winAdd fate point please.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>39351086In other words they left your 'speed' intact as they Republic WANTS you to think you might stand a chance escaping. When in truth what they were really after was fucking over your ability to dodge allowing for a perfect trap.They fucked over comms and command fucking over leadership.they kept your weapons live only with minor sabotage because they had to focus their efforts on something. Its still there though while also targeting a number of systems to decrease overall combat efficiency.>>39351125They prefer volume of fire to overwhelm their enemies.Translation expect fuck tons of missile and laser spam. Combine likes bigger more complicated costly weapons.These Republic ships are equipped in heavy armor for their their front guard and heavier weapons then usual.Expect massive volumes of missiles instead of lasers with other heavy duty weapons thrown in.>>39351222They already tore through your forces and withdrew.During the resulting chaos you received a field promotion due to how desolated Combine officers were.So have fun getting the Combine to listen.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>39351086Is it safe to assume some of our heros are not human? And is it safe to assume that this ship has life support of non human creatures, and that the air they breath kills humans. We send a non human creature in to air vents to redirect dangerous air flow to hit the republic invaders. We use our fastest ships piloted by the best heros for the job to kite the republics attacks to hit other republic ships. Our AI is in charge of communications with out getting back in to the main system
>>39351278>They prefer volume of fire to overwhelm their enemies.>Translation expect fuck tons of missile and laser spam. Combine likes bigger more complicated costly weapons.>Not bothDese' gits are muckin' about is wot.You need all da little dakka AND da big def guns
>>39351266Wow, go, go, Godzilla.But we should mod it to fit our new info in some way. I'm sure they plan for someone to copy past actions.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>39351323Vast majority are indeed nonhuman.Republic Spec ops already withdrew during the chaos.>>39351266So you plan to use the AI for that AND burn your tab or what?
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>39351278Is the sin soldier with us?We could just point out the window at the republic ship and say "kill"
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>39351355Well, my main plan was>Regroup and centralize our firepower into a fist and surround ourselves with walls of fire and ships>Place some of our ships to the rear, and start tactically retreating backwards, giving us the advantage of distance as they advance forward into our guns>They will liekly respond to this, either by redirecting their forces to our rear or by advancing to our front>This is good, as it means we reduce the distance and draw their forces in closer. "Reel in the net as it were"And then once we have them close and in range, where they can't just retreat and bombard us from distance, that's when we loose the coiled fist and literally plow through them with our larger guns and ships
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>39351412So in a way we fist them. Our girl should still be very horny (and lucky) so I like this plan
>>39351376I say yes but >>39351412 does not
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>39351396It wasn't allowed into the simulation.>>39351350Many of your ships especially the faster ones are equipped with plasma cannons for maximum FUCKYOU in closer range.Basically they zip it fuck your shit and zip out.Other noted weapons include ionic weaponry, plasma weaponry, Gauss Bombardier, and laser batteries. Combine doesn't do real cheap weapons. They REALLY like their expensive quality toys instead of quantity.
>>39351512Hmm, is that so, I'll have to readjust our strategy a bit.Ah, you said the spec ops fucked up our shit?"AI, how do we unfuck the systems?"
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>39351512Then we use those fast small ships and have them zip around in between republic ships attacking key points as they do, the republic ships fire the fuck ton of gun attacks and our ships zip out of there, the republics ships end up hitting each other. A lot
>>39351628Jesus Causality you're on a goddamn roll.Guess this is our action then.
>>39351628Oh my god... I'm the crit master!
>>39351628Ahhhhahjhjahhhh *inhale* ahhahhahhhahh. Get fuck republic shits!
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>39351628Still waiting on seeing genie shit himself over this. >ibf rape train in space
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>39351926One of these days anons are gonna forget about the flying rape train.>>39351628hm...well shit.
>>39351722Have some relevant giant space battleship musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zVAa79o1Q4&list=PLeYPX5MfxLaIKv3tyYP3uR_rMw6nMkMZ1&index=3>>39351970We'll do it the day we forget bloodsnow.
>>39351512>our capital ship is a Combine Capital Cannonade Class. In other words a ship with absurdly huge CANNONS that specialized in heavy duty bombardment the like of which a dreadnought would be made jelly.>Many of your ships especially the faster ones are equipped with plasma cannons for maximum FUCKYOU in closer range.>Other noted weapons include ionic weaponry, plasma weaponry, Gauss Bombardier, and laser batteries. Can I just repeat how much I love War Civ and Genie's space game?
>>39351970We will forget the train when we see the rape soldier of murder fucking (sin soldier) at maximum power
>>39352104Alternatively our BATTLESHIP is the new rape train
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>39352022Well it took me like a year to get war mode set up so yeah.Anons kept on wanting war mode so I worked on providing it.They also wanted AWESOME and I have only ONE setting for such.>>39351628You...you have a plan a GENIUS plan that will require extreme skill and speed due to the intelligent nature of missiles.Luckily you are with the Combine who are only the most experienced or heavy trained allowed to join. They are good at what they do which is exactly what your looking for.So you call up the fastest small ships still alive in the fleet hoping their maneuverability is still live.There you give an order and somehow convince them to perform it. That was when they went flying out.Amazingly enough few ships were blasted out thanks to your timely warning and they commenced to the plan.COMBINE TRAIT ACTIVATING.Acquired Additional Success.The combine ships zip out among, between, and before the republic ships blasting them with plasma or whatever else they have. This greatly damaged their ships and also enraged the Republic who concentrated their fire...which just so happened to instead of hitting their enemy hit each other.They did so an awful lot.Like a LOT.You could see the blazing ships of the Combine narrowly dodging out of the way and even narrowly running from swarms of missiles before quickly diverting right before a republic ship causing it to get blasted.All the while the Combine ships fired at the same.Combine Success activated.COMPETITION activated.Combine forces have fallen into a competition over who could cause the most damage and its becoming quite fierce between different Combine forces.WARNINGRepublic are unleashing drones.Republic is unleashing a barrage of fire upon our fleet.Dispatched forces are still occupied with their game.
>>39352347>They also wanted AWESOME and I have only ONE setting for such.You could have told us that months ago, I'd of played space more and never bothered with fantasy.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>39352373Dude the ONE rule for that setting was this."What can I do to make this setting as AWESOME as fucking possible?"Its also based off my mythic post apoc setting as in a diverging timeline THAT was what it was like before apoc.Basically rule of Post Apoclypse was 'Everything was Awesome then it ALL went to hell in a handbasket.'That was when I had to ask myself the top question that resulted in this setting.It all started with the post apoc but as anons both asked about more awesome/war I meanwhile was pondering the affects of Pre setting and its affects in the post apoc.Both these duel trains of thought led to be ALSO digging up my older settings and started to giggle madly as I started to pour them all into a single pot with a crude name splayed onto it stating "AWESOME" while digging around and finding other stuff to throw into it.The setting in question is crazy and loosely based off real world. I really do mean loosely though.>>39352347Their first bombardment as it were failed spectaularly also many of their drones went entering the crossfire got blown to hell.What do?
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>39352547Technically at the moment there are TWO diverging timelines.One ends up Post Apoc while the other evades it.Meanwhile the Genie giggles while grabbing stuff and throwing it into the pot of AWESOME before sifting through it to see what it mixes, changes, and results in before I madly grab it and throw it in yet MORE pots of AWESOME to see what happens.The setting is madness on my psych and we all know how that will turn out. Strictly something I don't suggest doing for the sake of world building.I am like 95 percent positive its only working for me due to my world building autisms and questionable sanity.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>39352547Yeah, this is much better than us (failing) to shoehorn in awesome and glory into the post apoc or other setting. That only brought us tears.>>39352547>Their first bombardment as it were failed spectaularly also many of their drones went entering the crossfire got blown to hell.Hmm, so we have the small fleets occupying the republic bombarders with their game.And for now the drones have been held back.Let's see here.I'm thinking since the Republic Ships have been damaged many of them should be less mobile and ripe for the taking, especially the big ones. Have our capital ship and big guns focus on taking out the damaged ships and picking off injured targets. The more Republic we destroy the less guns they have to fire on us.The small ships damage them, the big guns take em out, and we grind down their forces.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>39352679Apparently dice claims its 89 percent instead.I think its more accurate.>>39352739Pretty much. Remember the Post Apoc is the FAILURE/DOWNFALL of this setting.Its gonna be fucking terrible on a good day. Other setting meanwhile...well that is when things get complicated and I am still trying to figure out that mess.>>39352739Be aware those dispatched forces are only capable of keeping the first layer occupied.and this is hellish tier difficulty test.
>>39352800>Pretty much. Remember the Post Apoc is the FAILURE/DOWNFALL of this setting.>Its gonna be fucking terrible on a good day.Yeah.We have a few exceptions, namely one that can't be mentioned any more, but they're really just diamonds in the piles and piles of failure.>>39352800Multiple layers of defense. . .riiight.Hmm, how to deal with that.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>39352800Basically in the post apoc what exists is the broken and decaying remains of Glory. The 'AWESOME' meanwhile is either too busy destroying itself, destroyed, or slumbering away.The entire premise of the Post Apoc was this "everything was AWESOME until the downfall."This setting right here was reverse engineered based off what was before and what players wanted.in simplest terms post apoc is this."Awesome Downfall"and that is literally my entire post apocalypse setting.I had this since literally day 1, but I didn't bother figuring out much of the Pre setting until player requests started. That was around the time I started to get to work.>>39352862They caught your forces when they were bunched up and near gravity sources hence they arrayed themselves accordingly.Remember this is an ENTIRE Republic War Fleet. The only time you'll see something larger is if you attack a major Republic Conduit or earn the ire of an entire Armada(multiple warfleets+).As is your hideously out numbered.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>39352972What this means as you the players should be concerned with is this.Post Apoc is 'hard mode'.Awesome is Available.>>39352862Only because the players kept moping about it and it sorta evolved into a taboo topic.>>39352739Glory doesn't always require awesome first anon.
>>39352972Makes sense too.It's exactly how the Soviets countered the blitz at kursk.Lemme put on my thinking hat
Newbie to this rp thread, but why go THROUGH the enemy fleet? Are they actually arrayed in a 3-Dimensional way, or could we outflank them by going 'above' them?
>>39353037>Glory doesn't always require awesome first anon.Yes it does.It really does.You can't have glory without having titanic awesomeness first, without the sheer scope of size and scale. It's why small civs dying small are mostly forgettable.>>39353052We're surrounded. Space is 3 dimensional.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>39353037They were moping about it because we couldn't repeat it without spending ridiculous amounts of cashIn space civ awesome is the norm
Holy shit i'm a dumb-ass, >>39353052 is me. Let's try rolling again...
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>39353089That hurts my feelings anon.None of those 'small civs' were forgettable to me. It really kinda bothers me anons view it like they were. Never once in any of those civs was I able to reveal everything that i wanted or even simply existed.Bah there was a disconnect though. Anons never wanted to just survive which was kinda the point.>>39353052Space is 3d.>>39353131That was certain anons choice and it hasn't happened since due to the resulting trauma.
>>39353249If we just wanted to survive, we'd never play. The civs have survived without us, in fact, they might survive longer if we don't interfere (civs tend to die when we meddle).Your players can do much more than survive. They mean to thrive.I play to carve our name into the earth. To leave an impression that lasts lifetimes. To be remembered for good or ill and to live into it and reach greatness.Saying small civs are forgettable is harsh, a bit too harsh, I remember them.We had a ragtag of outcasts who blew themselves up.Robots who really shouldn't have lived.Illusioned sleepers thinking they were spacemen who couldn't even drink.Some brood I can't even recall what killed em.Yeah, I remember those small civs.But I also remember those rapacious bandits who from a tiny little bunker surrounded by zombies summoned a god, took over a base building by building well near the size of Market Garden, allied the mutants there and raped the hordes of zombies into submission and kicked out SWH, ending up with thousands of zed backed by hordes of zombies and mutants.I remember those cultists who from their little group they too repulsed monsters, trapped and sacrificed a FALL tier hero, and turned themselves and their city into the ultimate avatar of their god. A walking mobile mass of tree and concrete, a moving city bound by vines like tissues where they dwell like the cells and are truly one with their god.And I especially remember the Hax who fought down the Republic and the Combine war fleets and WONTHAT is power! That is glory! That is the true value of a civ. What glory and greatness you achieve.You can say small civs are noble, or sympathetic or what have you. Think of how many little towns of brave rebels fought against the roman empire dying valiantly with their heroes.Nobody remembers them. But everyone remembers Rome.It's what lives on when you're dead . And how big of a footprint you left behind. That is the true value of a civ.
Rolled 13 (1d100)Perhaps try to pull back the smaller ships, just long enough to pull in some of the enemy fleet to blast it with our bigger guns, before the small ships go back out to fuck with them again?
>>39353597Yeah, it's akin to what I had planned to. Use this game of theirs to lure their ships in and then smash em with the big guns
I'm thinking we send a small force to slingshot around the planet, from an angle they aren't expecting and using the speed and gravity to their advanteage.Lemme think more on this
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>39353473Start with survival first, then thriving, and finally the glory.So what is plan?
>>39353929Working on it as we speak, gimme a sec>>39353929>Start with survival first, then thriving, and finally the glory.Next you'll be telling us in order to live a good life all you need to do is live and have a good life.
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>39353929Okay.Send our a force of some of our fast and moderately healthy/injured medium ships. They are to head back towards the planet.They are to look as though they are attempting to make a breakthrough using the planets gravity as a sling, and divert some of the republic forces there (while dodging their fire). In actuallity, they will be slinging back using the boost from the orbit to attack from a different angle. They should be capable of going too fast for the republic forces to target them.Meanwhile, we must protect our smaller faster vessels from being swamped by drones. Drones are light, but they lack heavy armaments and large engines for speed. Our medium and heavy ships should do good taking them down with their close in weapons systems and point defenses, using their armor and firepower to buffer and protect our fast ships in their game.As for our biggest and best, and the capital ship. We MUST support the competition, they're going to help us make a penetration. But before that we need to deal with their layers of defenses.Have the heavy ships and the Capital make a wedge formation and appear to press forward, using our firepower to help the competition taking out the things too big for them to handle, while they continue to wreak havoc up close attacking engines and vitals and sensors. They poke out the enemies eyes and we'll stab them with our bigger guns.No doubt the enemy will try to outflank and surround us, as though we fell into their trap. Once they do try to outflank us from the sides or rear THIS is when the fleet 'fleeing' will slingshot back and attack them, and then we'll crush those forces in a pincer.
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>39354422A dub of dubs. NiceVote
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>39354422Vote.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>39354422Fair...but I can't help but think we should be running.Perhaps if we can destroy enough of their ships we'll have enough of a debris field to cover a retreat.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>39354422Vote
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>39354422Vote
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>39354422That feel when anons finally start getting smart with their tactics.If you keep this up in post apoc i is gonna be in trouble. Especially if you can carry this over to non combat.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>39354422Vote
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>39354701That low roll for how the republic dose. Oh my boner.>>39354422
>>39354701It's because we now have cool toys to work with Genie.You should have seen the fantastic civ when we had more than weak steam tanks. If we even had those in the first place. . .
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>39354422Oh boy.Here we GO!Music : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCm9q7if0ZAEre we go ere we GO hO!Ships dispatched despite the grumbles and protests luckily we could work with it as they didn't cause enough problems.They make for the planet gravity well which the republic reacts by opening fire sadly the chaos of their first line and the damage caused by your predeccessor along with the skills of the Combine allow them to easily bypass with hardly a glancing blow of such that even glass would be fine if a bit scratched.So the forces made it and the Republic dispatches forces to catch/interrupt them.Meanwhile the rest of the fleet opened fire with what sorry excuses of AoE and quanitative weapons they had...which mostly meant a whole lot of plasma torpedoes, missiles, and firing from batteries which shrieked towards the front line blasting apart another wave of republic drones.Meanwhile the biggest and best ships along with your own slowly changes its position and prepares during the chaos start to charge forward while opening fire.A single SHOT from your guns was enough to split a cruiser in half and completely wipe out the smaller ships blowing them to surprisingly literal smithereens.Good god does this ship carry a retarded amount of firepower its not even funny. Best part is its not in masses of guns like a dreadnought but rather only a few outrageous cannons.So your forces charged...and the enemy falls for the bait. Calling in forces they had in reserves for PRECISELY the moment of attempted breakthrough. They were holding back until the right time...which just so happened to align perfectly with your plans.----Meanwhile in a separate private viewing chamber a Two commanders sat and watched. Outside this space was lines of Elite Combine Troopers waiting in a vigil.In another room an audience was slowly forming by those who had the pull to see. A stream directly to Combine Command where a certain benefactor and others watching.
>>39355048>And another 44
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>39355048"Hm...typical to acquire information.""Yes but rather untypical to be able to sift through such outrageous sums or so easily to identify such facts."They comment while watching you in the very beginning."Such skill to orcherstrate such a plan with such light vessels despite the risk.""Yes but just look at how astounding successful it is. Such an action deserves a medal.""Heh if only this wasn't a simulation."They comment while viewing outward and enjoying the incredible light show as glimmers of Combine craft zip out and around while lasers and missiles following.Creating a brilliant mixture of fireworks from the missile explosions and detonations from the nearby republic craft as they get pummeled.Meanwhile the light show of the moving ships and the lasers created a brilliant gorgeous image among the firework show."Hm you know what I always wandered General?""Yes Admiral?""Why is it from up here in space war is so beautiful unlike the ground where it is such a horror?""heh that is the way of War.""I always did love such a view...""Which is precisely why I hate your kind.""Heh a birds eye view is so useful you know?""Yes but it makes you forget so easily what its like down on the ground. Among all the filth and horror. You not only forget you see it is as beauty instead of the horror it really is.""Now you remind me why I never liked hanging out with you field commanders such a dour lot."----Now during your final plan."Hm...pulling back her forces to flee.""Yes but look meanwhile her other forces are taking formation.""Hm...so attempt to save the two thirds by creating such divisions and leave the rest as sacrifice? Very clever.""Indeed.""Wait a second...""What?""Look at the Trajectory on those ships General.""Hm...wait they are...""They are gonna fling back towards their so called breakers.""...my god a pincer reversal trap.""Not only that you know that last third?""So she also in space..."
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>39355048>>39355225Just as their forces charged forth your previous forces swung back around leaving their trappers in the dust. Right around the time when Republic forces were calling in their reserves and moving towards your own ships.They got slammed by your other ships who flung back around. So battle was joined and chaos erupted among the Republic forces.Which was the worst thing that could of happened. Meanwhile the last third who held back commences to open fire on the trappers who were left behind blasting them while they tried to right themselves as they were left wide open.The damage was catastrophic for the republic they not only found themselves in chaos but bizarrely enough also trapped at the same time. Meanwhile the unhappy Combine forces quickly changed their minds inregards to their impromptu commander.As for the watchers...-----"So explain this to me admiral I am no spacer.""Heh with pleasure you see the ships dispatched towards the planet making it LOOK like they were trying to breakthrough with the gravity well's help instead swung back around towards the breakers who made their own appearance of breaking through.""This allowed their first force to escape while slamming into the enemy forces targetting the second reversing the trap. Meanwhile the Third Group open fired upon the Last enemy group were left wide open as they prey abruptly fled with such speed.""All the while the forces who are keeping the first line of Republic forces occupied. So not only did their traps betray them their forces are breaking into chaos and panicking for a delectable reason. Their reserves are exhausted, their THREE traps have been utterly turned against them, AND they cannot properly mobalize. The result is as you can see...""Utter chaos among Republic forces as disorder reigns supreme and they cannot properly move.""Exactly she COMPLETELY inverted the trap and created two of her own.""..She is nothing short of a pure tactical genius."
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>39355397"...To think she would be able to compare to THAT one.""Yes...and that is WITHOUT any training even much less hardly foreknowledge.""She isn't out of the woods yet.""heh not gonna consider it a success just yet Admiral?""It can always go wrong.""Very well then...either way its a lovely goddamn view.""Agreed."So the two of them watched as two fleets fought it out while the net was reversed on republic forces making it oh so very difficult for them to mobilize the rest of their forces. Their precious net somehow turning against them thanks to a certain plan...however this did not stop the republic.WARNINGRepublic trap forces are advancing towards your ships despite being under heavy fire.WARNINGRepublic forces beyond the first line are breaking formation and attempting to advance.What do?
>>39355475Wait wait wait, I seen this one before. Lemme think
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>39355543...what do you mean seen this one before anon?
>>39355557Inadvertent historical reference. I think we'll need to turn to Hannibal and Cannae for this one.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>39355583...ahem I totally am not ripping off historical combats or means of warfare.Nope.Well shit now where i am gonna rip stuff off from. Didn't expect a war buff to show up.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>39355652You aren't. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't apply tried and true battle tactics to proven scenario's.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQNCGqfjaBcThe Republic are going to rely on their trademark tactic, pushing through with brute strength of numbers in overwhelming force, an unstoppable momentum.We can use this to our advantage.We'll need to put our biggest ships and the capital pride directly at the front and form a wall. Appear as though we're going to match them in open field combat.Of course, where we to do that it'd be a battle they'd win. But that's finewe're going to let them win.We'll take command with our capital ship at the front and make a slow yet organized retreat, make it appear that we're reeling but above all we're there to ensure this is a disciplined withdrawal and not a route. We'll goad the republic into further advances and draw them in while we pull back seemingly overhwlemed.Meanwhile to the sides and flanks our elite forces with fastmoving mediums and heavies should break off and defeat their flanking forces breaking off from the rear. This is crucial, I want our elites and deadliest ships there.The entire battle rests on them, tell the competition guys this is the BONUS round where every ship in that flank/rear is double points.They are to defeat the rearguard and open the way for our flanks to move in.Our forces having broken off and defeated the rear will then take the enemies rear, our flanking troops will close the gaps from teh side, and then the capital ship and the biggest vessels will stop and push back from the front. They'll be surrounded on all sides with no way to truly direct their force anywhere cohesively.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>39355745Vote
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>39355745Vote!
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>39355745Vote. Time for our simulation heroes to shine.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>39355745Hm...check out civ thread.Notice what the crit failure is resulting in.Hahah wow you fuckers can never complain about my event crits ever again.anyway opposing roll is I.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>39355937>91>93Oh man this is gonna be close. I hope our tactics give at least 2 points bonus. . .
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>39355937Heh heh heh.It's actually a pretty damn beautiful execution of some rather unfortunate things for the players. I didn't expect them to come into play until later. Much later. But the dice demanded otherwise.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>39355745Your biggest ships break out of the battle relying upon the others to keep their forces occupied while they enter formation. Amazing enough despite the dire risks involved the Combine follows orders.Elites and heavier ships are break away leaving only the heaviest to somehow take the assault.>>39355937oh boy this is gonna be tight...>>39355966>>39355977HAHAH I been in that EXACT situation.It led to civ death.Somehow the stuff I was saving for WAY later got triggered and mixed with some other elements leading to catastrophic failure.And yeah ALWAYS listen to the dice even if it fucks your plans or expectations. Somehow despite all of that it never once failed me with keeping things interesting.Despite the resulting agony from either I or the players. Hopefully though you don't end up with a certain dice goddess.That one is a real bitch that doesn't follow the usual rules of dice.
Can I get a link to the Civ thread? I'd like to join in on that...
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>39356031The resulting conflict and plans has everyone on the edge of their seat as things go through.You meanwhile however are forced to watch as the precious net you formed gets brutally broken through sheer force and weight of numbers. Despite the damage they took they republic smashes their way through and charges in one great massive mass.You and the others meanwhile open fire as they come charging in.>Starter pic surprisingly relatedThe other forces move and charge towards their flankers desperately trying to punch through...but they were slowly ground to a halt and forced back.Song related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCFoEJdU-IgMeanwhile the surviving netters come back and reinforce your light providing desperately needed support...
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>39356108Hey. Did we fail that action?"Oh, FUCK no. I'm gonna take this bitch head on.">Attach ourself to the lead ship (capital ship)>SECOND CHANCEThis time we're attached!
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>39356148Oh yeah, can be attached.Let's use the gamer's gift.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>39356148Why not? Vote.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>39356175>>39356148Give it a minute, we're not done yet.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>39356108There you fought desperately and came to a horrorifc realization.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCFoEJdU-IgDespite your best efforts...the enemy was winning. Your forces sent to break through their flankers was being ground to dust. Even with reinforcements from the retreating Combine forces helping you hold the line...your ships were not meant for a straight up fight.And it was showing badly as your ships went down one after another. Including a particularly bad show of a ship that was right next to your own went down underneath the mass of concetrated firepower and sheer weight of numbers.Meanwhile your own shields were visibly cracking from the strain as they took special care to take down your own ship. It wasn't long before the alarms sounded as shields went down and your ship started to quake as it took direct hits.In front of the screen you could see badly damaged small fastest ships that previously managed to hold the line against an entire war fleet alone explode in fury balls of plasma as they took a hit that would of blown your command deck to pieces.Meanwhile you could see yet others of their kind commit suicide runs as they literally charge forth guns blazing so hot and constantly causing their plasma cannons to overheat...yet still they did not stop firing or charging forth even as their ship literally started to melt down as plasma broke containment and then as a flaming missile of spewing plasma and melting ship they crash themselves into enemy ships for one last suicidal attack all the while howling for the glory of the Combine and the superiority of their species to their very last breath or until their comms died. Usually whichever came first.Meanwhile Comms were exploding with screams of Combine forces losing their lives and reporting their failure.The raw power of republic momentum was just too much. That was when you when you realized your cheeks were wet.>>39356148>>39356175Do what exactly?
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>39356238>Second Chance chosen.>Whenever this unit fails an action or would otherwise die get a single reroll.>WARNINGThere is a time limit before it can be used again(if it can be used over again at all).This time we're attached to the capital ship.We want to reroll that last action.And honestly I have been itching to use this 100 bonus for ages. Now is a good time.
>>39356289I'm not sure that's particularly wise.
>>39356297Dammit all we are losing ships though. I had hoped just like how the Romans were that much better armed and better for a straight up fight than hannibals own gaul raiders we could have won through outmaneuvering the enemy.Meh, I just wanted to feel that we didn't waste a perfectly good 100 on a useless bonus.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>39356317A useless bonus is better left not using at all than using to bad effect.
>>39356333Man, but that sucks. 100s don't grow on trees and I felt that it could have been good bonus.
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>39356238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgM9AJgGkVQThat feel when I managed to gets the good musics."Ah isn't this a bitch much to use actual broadcasts and sources?""If we did it wouldn't hold the same comparison only so much can be simulated after all. When you want that bite of reality...that is when you bring some reality in.""So some of those screams and deaths?""Actually happened and were recorded.""Heheh damn."----When you were blinded by your tears however...you found yourself hearing a bit better and that was when you heard something you previously missed.It was Combine voices asking if they missed the fun, reports of victory, even stuff on how they were gonna compete too, and even howls as they join in as reinforcements.That was when you heard reports from the flanks reporting they were now managing to push forward and how they received reinforcements.When you pondered how this could be possible that was when you remembered the parts of your fleet that had been embroiled with the Republic trappers...and that was when once you cleared your eyes.You saw weapon flashes and beams coming from...behind you."REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!"With that spewing over the intercoms you could see badly beaten to shit Combine ships blasting through and committing a strafing run on Republic forces...buying you a precious reprieve.Over the comms meanwhile you could hear your forces breaking through the republic flanks and noting their rear watchers commenced towards turning back around and came charging in at the Republic's rear.Meanwhile the ships who performed the strafing run the survivors split and came in at the flanks.The response wasn't something you could notice right away.>>39356289I meant for gamer's gift activation.
>>39356413Ah.What is gamer's gift for anyway?I keep trying to find places to use it but damn its like, there aren't any opportunities.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>39356413Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5v9lk7K3dQIt took awhile but you came to a realization.Your plan was working as the republic found themselves getting attacked from all sides. They started to panic however once reports started to come in. It wasn't long before their forces started breaking apart as they tried to force their way through and escape.Your forces meanwhile tried to survive and take out as many of them as possible. Even going through the trouble to make cripple shots to give more time.Eventually after what seems like ages you get a notification.>VICTORYCombine forces have won!Exiting simulation shortly...Stats are the followingVictory Bonus GrantedRepublic Reserve Total annihilation GrantedCalculating damages...Calculating losses...Greatest losses detected during second to final operation.Greatest enemy casualties confirmed for final operation.Number of surviving forces Heavy lossesEnemies suffered heavy losses.----That was when you booted and standing before you was the admiral himself. Beyond him was the commander for whom you met."...congratulations are passing the test. Unfortunately you were not in the highest percentile.""Oh shut up admiral she was second to top easily.""Which is indeed her placement and I am sure that if you had proper education along with actual training you would of been in the very top. So congratulations are in order cadet and please follow me."So you dumbly followed along there you were taken to a grand feast...which was strangely absent of anyone else. When you looked at the Admiral with a questioning look he simply stated "go on right ahead consider it a reward for a job well done."So you feasted and consumed delicacies of the some of the highest order. Shit you don't think you recognized a simple morsel in this feast it was so up there.As you feasted the Admiral and General watched you before speaking.
>>39356413Hey Genie, any chance you can direct me towards any of those Bandit Power Armor pictures you have?
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>39356641...I sadly lost them all when my computer died. Which sucked ass. I only had a small selection of them though as there weren't that many good pics.Sounds like your doing a full civ wipe out though if bandits can afford to deploy power armor. I only rarely unleashed techie bandits.I think I posted some in the earliest civs and a few in bandit I believe though.
>>39356637With how much we eat I wouldn't be surprised if our code name was "famine"
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>39356695And the guy mc is "war" The sin soldier or someone else is "death"And an unknown hero will be "petulance"The 4 claws of the combine asIt rips out the republics throat!
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>39356637I wonder what the new "privileges" we get are. If it's another fuck card of the gods I'm gana punch some one. But what would she want as a luxury?
>>39356694Jesus, perfect picture. Exactly what I needed. Hot damn.
>>39356761You I was thinking on running a civ game using genies system... Bit I can never figure out what spin to put on it...I had the idea of a small scale one taking place in a large "generation" class colony ship. The civ takes place 5 generation after the ship left but 3 generations before it reaches it's destination. The inhabitants are fighting amongst them selves for control (because what else is there to do besides fuck) and the goal (because if I did it there would be a clear goal) is to take over the entire ship and by extension the world you will colonize.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>39356694Which really sucked as there was hardly anything on bandit like power armor. So what i collected was pretty much all I could fine which took awhile.>>39356637>>39356761Unleashing bandit pyromaniacs in who can afford to be suited in power armor.Sweet mother of mercy your poor players.I only showcased a few of those mofos and then stopped due to sheer 'I is so killy.' SO fucking killy and down right slaughter anything non human.I did some tests with those fuckers...when encased in power armor many notable weaknesses they lose. Only force i was able to deploy that could counter was anything non zombie or monster.Those bastards got slaughtered so fucking hard it was like a bad case of exterminators except without the EXTERMINATE.Yes i do playtest. Learned that the hardway during memor with brood. NEVER again.
>>39356857Heh, the dice demanded it so I had to provide.Really they're lucky it wasn't worth. That small squad could've easily wiped the civ if they hadn't gotten good rolls and played relatively smart.
>>39356637Well... What next man!
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>39356637"Despite your...splendid scores unfortunately we are unable to allow you skipping of basic training but your human brethren have granted access to a Special Operations training event after your graduation...which just so happens to be directly sponsored by us Combine.""Either way you got a bright future kid and humans are much loathed to let us have you...naturally your joining will be quite the sum in regards to the Tithe. Either way enjoy and know you are a valuable asset."What do?>Talk to one of them>Bother one of the strange soldiers>Switch>Time Skip>Other?>>39356857I pray your players have got large amounts of explosive ordinance or highly specialized and advanced muntions/arms.Only way I could counter power armored. Luckily pyro version have some special chronic weaknesses and their weak towards bots.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>39356922Would it be ok to ask for a team of scientists, a lab and 3 months to work with them no questions asked? It's to have them identify what's in the 2 vials the gods gave us.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>39356922>Bother one of the strange soldiers"Hello, would you explain what just happened?"
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>39356960I say try this.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>39356978>>39356960So many 44s in this thread. We must be reaching critical mass for them by now.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>39356914Luckily(especially) bandit pyros aren't known for their sanity. However they are 'insanely' gifted when it comes to setting shit on fire(hence them joining bandits).bandits love them some pryos due to how easily it allows them to move around in monster or zombie heavy areas. Basically though bandit pyros are the only pryo unit with the largest bonuses due to their perk.>PyromaniacWhich allows them to stack their insanity and skill scores together. Which results in some MAD skillz with their flames.However the special penalty is bad shit happens when they can't set shit on fire. Which means bandits avoid fielding them unless their needed or they employ large amounts of the crazy.Which means you'll mostly see them with bandits in zombie or monster infested areas.Unlike any other Pryo unit for other factions they just can't get such quality flamers without breaking into pryokinesis or magic.This technically means unless faction has SPECIAL of some kind bandits are the only faction which can readily deploy the best quality flame troops.This is one of their hidden bonuses of which all factions have.>>39356960Nope.>>39356978What do you mean?
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>39356922"Ok I should let you know that I got in to an odd , and strangely sexual, situation with a pantheon of gods earlyer. It ended with me getting a new... Friend, and 2 tubes of something, can you guys figure out what's in them before I inject then in to me? It would offend the gods if I don't but I want to know what's gana happen.Oh also I would like to formally request a shrine to that pantheon be put in my room and a sex bot be there if possible"
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>39356992On the plus side though non bandit factions don't have to worry about such harsh upkeep requirements for their pyros as ONLY bandits have the quirk >pyromaniac assigned to their pyros.You don't want to see what happens if you have a bored bandit pyro around though.>>39356992>>39356978"What do you mean?"
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>39356992"Well mister, it seemed like you'd be able to tell me what that test and my performance in it meant for...where I'm going and what I get to do.Also why do you look different from the other Combine I've seen?"
>>39357027Carful the combine might not like what's in the tubes"
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>39357027Vote"Also can I have my new friend moved to my room. He dosent need a bed... I think"
>>39357027Let's hold off on mentioning the tubes.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>39357060>>39357027Ya lets not say anything about the tubes
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>39357027"...uh fine you'l receive a catalog to choose from for the bot(whatchu want).">>39357033"Its a simple test kid normally this doesn't happen for years yet so they can actually use you for something depending on the results. Instead it just means your on a watch list.""...We are elite Combine soldiers though i am sure you saw some Spec Ops lurking around somewhere nearby. Basically you know those republic spec ops? We are the soldiers expected to win when we face off as unlike basic troopers not only are we specialized ship soldiers we are ELITE. We are the Combine's attempt to keep people like the Captain alive during one of their hits despite their best efforts.Luckily for you kid I heard they are planning to send you some special squads and for some reason you got a monster unit which volunteered to be under you. How the hell you managed to convince a bunch of bloody sirens I have no idea.""You'll be able to find them in the 'guest' section of your school facilities.""Anything else champion cadet?"
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>39357107I guess we pic a bot that looks like a cute boy. Never thought we would need to pick one. I just want one for in game reasons.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>39357136Oh god... I just had a shocking thought. What if out stomach isn't the only thing about us that is bottomless. When this girl grows up I feel way less creeped out by these thoughts.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>39357156Thank god you didn't roll a 69 or a crit. Between that and nipple plugs... The fucks up with you man?
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>39357156I don't need this visual anon. Arms are not meant to go in there. Not up to the shoulder. How can that much fix! Oh god!
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>39357107hm that feel when MAD tech is given to a non bandit group.I do not know how to feel about this but I guess it depends on how its handled in that setting.Mad tech as anons know is tech crafted my madness and only bandits are able to use it without (much) problem. Non bandit factions do not have the joy of knowing Mad tech so they are heavily panalized.Bandits are too by the way but its much smaller and technically the only group which can use them without penalty are the following.>Crazies>Tech heroesHowever both suffer a different problem instead with the crazy you still got their well...craziness to deal with while for tech heroes the tech in question REALLY isn't good for their mental health.Like at all.Many a super genius has been driven to madness to the repeated usage or god forbid the attempted understanding of the principles behind mad tech.Interesting factoid.Madtech doesn't have to be bandit tech its just bandits are the most liable to using it and have the highest concentrations of MAD.Mad tech is a bitch to use properly despite its power even bandits have it backfire on them regularly and THEY are the ones most adapt at using the things!As crazies using madtech while not suffering penalties still got their insanity to contend with. Which may or may not be a great mixture.Still though its some serious bad mojo to use madtech as a non bandit faction. Your practically begging for shit to go wrong.Now how is this important?[spoile]because bandits and madtech existed Post Fall too.[/spoiler]
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>39357499Bandit tech meanwhile is a strange thing. Mostly due to their heavy modding and lack of concern for complex shit.Bandits would be noted for its brutal simplicity if it weren't with their obsession of upgrades, modding, general stupidity, and jury rigging that would make a survivor pale.So while their tech is stupid simple to use when you take a closer look anyone will be soon horrorified with their getting rid of 'complex shit' which may be very important.Game terms this means bandits are great at offense and defense OR speed. Sadly while simple to use its NOT simple to repair and their idea of maintenance is tear it apart or upgrade it. Obviously bad things can happen with lack of general maintenance and brutalized repairs but not nearly on the level of madtech bad.As for understanding their tech while possible its bitch to reverse engineer and is guaranteed to cause mental trauma to those involved.On the plus side though many a corp, governments, and EVEN militaries do go through the trouble of reverse engineering bandit tech. AS it still hold surprising amount of potential which they just can't resist looking into it.Those tasked with actually looking into are noted for the following.1 developing a loathing for their superiors for making them do this2 a hatred for bandits and their so called 'tek'.General rule of thumb is bandits are great offensively and if their speedy they would of likely given up on defense or the other way around.Also beware madtech shit will either go very well or very wrong.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>39357583Another good rule of thumb is that bandit tech is stupidly sturdy. Like seriously how the hell does it still even work tier.As in a bandit ride if say turned into swish cheese its not unknown for it to be able to STILL work just fine and if it can't its not a 'hard' fix.Even a bandit tank that exploded catastrophically still is 'fixable' to bandits even more shockingly enough they'll manage it too. Granted it will seem like an entirely new vehicle but they'll make it work.Luckily this rule of thumb doesn't apply to madtech as once its broken its typically broken...or not. Its impossible tell which exactly unless your MAD.As for how its commonly argued that bandits replace 'unnecessary', 'useless', or 'complex' shit with loads of redundancy so that even their shit made not for defense can still be easily fixed.So yeah bandit tek is some scary shit and downright traumatizing should you be mechanic or scientist.
>>39357499>Implying it was 'given'
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>39357655To the AI"Well I'm going to go back to my room and have fun with a sex bot, how can I make it so you don't suffer?"
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>39363615Only 10 off from 69 and funny jokes. I do like the idea oh having 4 main heros each named for one of the 4 horsemen of the appacolips. Can one be as unknowing of sex as the fantasy general? (Can one BE the general?) so they can be a counter to Abigail "famine" kinks here?
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>39363669>>39363615Post id ending in 69 Sorry AI (he still needs a name) but you're in for a show, wether you want it or not. Just try to think if it as a biology lesion and it will go by faster
>>39363703The AI has a name, it was posted last thread I believe. It was inscribed onto the core that we pulled out and plugged into our armor.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>39363854So the AI's name is nixy.I'm am going to think of it as an AI copy of Richard Nixon.
>Pastebin Updatedhttp://pastebin.com/HvVZVYf6Added the new stuff in and started to refine the text placement. ( I hope it has what people need.) As always let me know if changes are needed or wants.
>>39366319Bump? ... b,u,m,p.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>39357655>tfw when we use the card in our room>tfw lots of 69's are rolled>tfw we get the power of sexual healing>tfw we can now convert hornyness to hp>tfw a vibrator works as a med kit.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>39368253I don't know, I haven't seen an rolls of 69 lately
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>39357655Now as for why I bring this up the reason is simple.Mostly because i was SUPPOSE to bring this up with the AI when you first got it but I forgot to go into detail but was reminded.The reason is this.Abigail is actually quite familiar with 'bandit' tech which Post Fall is broken into three different branches.1 pirate tech2 bandit3 gangaka all are tek of criminal elements. Thanks to abigail growing up in a super slum before going rogue and joining the Combine she grew VERY familiar with those technologies.To a lesser degree this is also true with madtech which only occured thanks to her experiences and a crit.Abigail is in fact very familiar with it and also knows a good bit of bandit slang so she can easily appear as one of them especially considering her tats.She was after all part of a gang and grew quite familiar with them.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>39368458So what does this mean in game wise?She actually gets a bonus when dealing with criminal elements and using their tech all thanks to her familiarity with them all.So yeah that is why i went on the spleel completely forgot I was suppose to bring this up when you looted the AI.Abigail knows a few languages.She knows Republic Human Common Speech Combine Official Human Speech, Slummer(super sub dialect), gutter gang, and Tortuga Tongue.As well as a smattering of Outsider, monster (Specialized H), and Savage. She does not however know any of the higher speeches and her language skills are very barbaric/crude. She has an awful accent too that makes her origins painfully clear.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>39368550SO your gal by the way reeks of being a street rat and gal ganger who decided to enlist. Not something that is exactly uncommon among lower ranks of soldiery so she isn't exactly over her head. Now however she is REALLY good at appearing to be a bandit and will commonly be mistaken for one if she actually rigs her gear to appear as such.They wouldn't really question it due to her substantial experience in the slums and her firm grip on many of the lower tongues.Unfortunately your girl is REALLY bad at dealing with people who aren't of the lower castes and god help if she gets stuck with the uppers.On the plus side she is near perfect for any criminal infiltrating especially once she gets some training.Guess I'll do some backstory.---->LocationRepublic Sanctuary of LS aka 'Super Slum SLS'>TimeFew years back exact date unknown----Down an alley there was a blinky dink sign that claimed to be Niko's Repair Shop. In reality it was a black store for modified gear, jury rigged repairs, black goods, fenced items, and the tek.In this store an explosion abruptly occured as suddenly a police raid went down and were fighting it out viciously with nearby gangs that quickly spread out into the streets.During the chaos most ran away a few however were desperate enough to brave it for the sake of survival. Now how could going into the chaos be more surviving then away?Because some don't have a choice and are in desperate need for items that could be sold for a precious penny that is oh so pretty to them. Among this group of braves was a young girl.----You could hear explosions and the shouts of the gangsters as they opened fired at the cops. From the looks of it the cops brought their big guns considering bots and APCs along with the gear their touting. The gangsters meanwhile aren't so nearly so well armed but they have the advantage of both numbers and homeground.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>39368741Still you could see a gangster throw a flaming missile that exploded on one of the cops in a ball of fire...only for the cop to walk as if it was nothing.You meanwhile made sure to duck and approached carefully ignoring the warnings beeping by automated systems saying how all civilians should leave the area and those that remained will be assumed to be hostile.That did not however stop you or the other kids. After all just one even half decent haul could make sure you lived well for the next month easy.Even so you could tell things were going poorly for the gangsters so you hoped that you could at least grab some of their stuff. Next thing you heard though was a strange whirring sound and when you looked up you noticed a team of gangsters hanging out the window who somehow managed to get hold of a HMG Auto Cannon that they then open fired with in a hail of gunfire turning the APC's into a swish cheese that linked blood and fuel before shredding nearby cop bots, and turning the cops into a gory spread...then you saw a missile fly in and blow out the location.Looking up you could see cop crafts were flying in low this went poorly for some of them as slummers jumped on onto them, shot a few down with either sheer density of fire or even a few rockets, and finally you caught a glimpse of movement on blasting along the roofs and walls.Looks like the gangsters are bringing out their big toys you though as a you saw a gunship go down after its cockpit got jumped on by a armored figure and its pilot lanced before crashing into the wall and exploding once it hit the ground.Exitting the inferno meanwhile was a hardly bothered piece of power armor that shot down a few cops nonchalantly before moving off to find more to kill.Sometimes you wander why you even bother as you check the pockets of a dead gangster and looting whatever you could find before moving on as quickly and quietly as you could.Then you heard some screams of some of the kids.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>39368922Looking over you could see some small bodies and big pools of blood as a not so dead cop bot picks itself up before opening fire mowing down more of the fleeing kids before looking its way towards you.Too bad for the robot you had already moved into cover before it started firing again blasting a nearby vehicle and shattering some windows before thumping into some walls.You meanwhile had already moved into the gutter and down a different alley before the bot could poke its head where it had last saw you.Yet another close call evaded luckily some other idiots checked out the bot first and died for it instead of you...which it could of easily been considering how valuable a cop bot bits can be worth.So their death gave you enough of a warning to get away alive...so you dropped your current loot at a nearby stashing point before heading back.----Flashback ended.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>39368988So...FEAST TIME.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>39368988Good writing there mate
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>39369467Did somebody say FEAST TIME?
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>39369467Yes. We eat all of it. But first we say a prayer of thanks for the feast and today's victory to the pantheon.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>39369557>>39369545>>39369467Roll for great support!
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>39369467>>39369545FOOOD!>>39369557Also yes this, say a prayer again
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>39369557Yes we say a prayer of thanks and set what looks like the best food there aside for the gods then feast>>39369467
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>39369595Post id ended in 95 95Rolled 95 Nice
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>393695774th 100 of the thread. We are rolling them a lot lately
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>39369665Rolled a 4 when talking about the 4th 100Odd
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>39369467>>39369557Vote
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>39369577...So I guess that one perk is getting upgraded.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>39370045You told us it'd take more to make it a Hero Trait or passive ability.So we're giving you more!>>39369577
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>39370084>that roll of 69Oh boy this will be funShe is getting more all right
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>39370084That 69Well... This will be interesting
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>39370045>Bottomless BellyHas been evolved!INTO>Glutton GutYou meanwhile decide to feast...and keep feasting. You just ate and ate even when you supposedly wasn't anymore room somehow you ate more anyway forcing yourself to make more room.So the table slowly began to ran out of food bit by bit...---"Uh Admiral.""Yes soldier?""We need more food.""What do you mean we need more foo-oh what the hell?""She just about ate it all.""...that seriously shouldn't be possible.""Yet here we are General.""Fine I will call for more to be provided.""Understood sir."And so the girl known as Abigail kept on eating and eating until she fell asleep out of sheer exhaustion.----When you awaken next you find out you are disembarking back onto the academy grounds. When you walked down you saw Lillian with a bunch of soldiers.That was when you remembered about her kicking your ass and you gulped.What do?>Timeskip>Switch>Get it over with>BACK TO THE SHIP!>Other?
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>39370386>Get it over withNormally speaking, Abigail would run away from a fight she knows she can't win. And this is one of them.But fuck me if we can't look weak by running now. We'll never get to the top if we don't show some spine.So let's do it and see if we can't land some punches of our own.
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>39370457Vote Put her in a choke hold as a greeting
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>39370457Vote
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>39370084>>39370386The 69 roll activate We paralyze her with a kiss then knock her ass out with a punch!
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>39370386>Get it over with
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>39370457Give her a choke hold and a joyful greeting
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>39370457Alright then I am gonna need another 2 rolls.Because she increased the ass beating that is owed by 1.SO your ass is gonna get kicked 3 times.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>39370643Kick and tap dat ass
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>39370669Rolled 1Post id ending in 69>kick and tap dat assWe gon get raped
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>39370669Let the 1 Stand
>>39370669>1>69Yup.I'd say bite the pillowBut we won't have a pillow
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>39370669Sup
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>39370669Oh fuck
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>39370669>>39370699>>39370784HAHAHAH your so screwed(not in the good way) you have no idea...Anyway I still need that third roll.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>39370922Battle!
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>39370922Welp
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>39370457Normally you would of ran away...but well you came here to improve on yourself and you can't afford to look weak. So you approached even as Lily Brigade formed around you creating a sort of arena while also blocking line of slight for others. So at least your ass beating wont be known to the other first years and you approach hoping you'll at least be able to strike back.Instead you got the ever living daylights beat out of you and you never once felt so much satisfaction for being able to land a SINGLE hit. It was like trying to fight against a storm touch the wind when it came to facing her. You managed to strike her the once when you pulled a kamikaze before passing out.It cost you though as you were beaten within an inch of your life before being dragged back from the medic bay recovered to yet another arena...which was oddly clean.>>39370669Here though you felt a strange urge and desire rise up from your depths. You decided this time you'll not only kick her ass but also decided to tap that delicious ass of hers.So you charged and aimed for a kick but it all went wrong as she grabbed her leg and grappled you. You however did your best to scrape by and got a nice grab and position....that was when you noticed it was oddly quiet and when you looked away. Despite their helmets and visors you could tell they were giving you a very strange look....and that was when you heard Lillian spoke. "Ah so THAT's what you are after hm....how nice." the last bit the way she said it made you shiver deep down to your very core.----"...Did she know that Lillian is a lesbian?""Welp someone is gonna get raped and its not Lillian.""I ain't ever seen someone be that stupid before."-----Suffice it to say your ass...wasn't kicked this time instead though she grappled and dragged you somewhere after the brawl.You didn't realize where until you entered the bathroom and so you discovered that 'picking up the soap' is also a female problem.
>>39371282We've evaded tentacle monsters, slave bosses, and all manner of older boys.And now to a superior officer in the army. . .and this might be worse than most of the others combined
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>39371282You found yourself laying there wishing you had a pillow to bite, scream, or cry into. The silky sheets felt strange against your skin as you felt strangely violated yet oddly satisfied. When you looked up you could see a reflection of yourself from the mirror which only served to bring back bad memories as it reminded you of what occurred. Even looking around there were but more mirrors...your only choice was looking into the soiled sheets or closing your eyes which just isn't much better if it weren't worse....first came the bathroom where she had you after the brawl but she still wasn't done with you yet. So she dragged you up to her personnel quarters for yet more.Your not sure what got into you at that time and why it managed to go so wrong. Yet here you are...you admit it could of been worst as you certainly had seen a lot worse in the slums and hey it wasn't a guy so there is that too or so you kept telling yourself.When Lillian left she simply said words that you already knew that the strong take from the weak...and you weren't strong enough to take what you wanted from her. So instead she decided to teach you lesson and have some fun. You'll admit you tried to be strong...but she was no is much stronger. Afterwards you cried despite her cooing and whimpered when she reached towards you. That was when she grabbed you and pulled you closer. So you shook like a leaf in the wind and got quiet wondering what she was gonna do now.Instead she held you and eventually you broke down not being able to hold it in any longer. So you cried and cried until you could cry no more.You cried about your lost dream, about what happened, and what you seen. You even cried for stuff you kept locked up for so long and stuff you had forgotten about as well as countless other reasons. For some reason it ALL came out...She meanwhile cooed and held you all the while only leaving you to your thoughts once you were done.So...here you are now.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>39371734>Find Lillian>Vomit all of our food over her
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>39371734You think back...and remembered all the stuff you didn't cry for. Stuff that you couldn't cry because you couldn't afford it or stuff that you just got used to. Then the dam broke and it all came out also the words she spoke during it kept on beating around in your head."Holding in creates weaknesses that grow and rot inside you. When you let it out so too does the weakness leave allowing you to grow that much stronger that much easier. Even if you grow strong despite never letting it out it creates a rotten core inside you that may one day be used against you or create havoc at the worst times.""Let it all out and grow strong."That was when you came to a sickening realization. She did it on purpose and to such an extent. She knew if she shook you up hard enough and did enough the damn inside you would break...and so it did.You feel sick yet glad with this realization.Lillian broke a time bomb inside Abigail that would of been very nasty for her even as a hero at a later date. You still could use help though as she was no expert and used typical Clanner methodology. However a new one may form but the old one is gone at least.What do?>time skip>Switch>Leave>Wait>other?>>39371489meh I hadn't seen this coming while it sucked right now it actually saved you from a later problem that would of arisen.
>>39371869>Lillian broke a time bomb inside Abigail that would of been very nasty for her even as a hero at a later date. You still could use help though as she was no expert and used typical Clanner methodology. However a new one may form but the old one is gone at least.Could this be the use for that card?Who better to help us with the Problem than the very god of Sex himself?
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>39371869As in what she did was sabotage any future work that may have been used against Abigail at a later date. Mostly because that dam/time bomb that was formed would be a VERY useful weapon that could of been used against her. This was something that was gonna come up later when you run into an enemy who does a mind delve and attacks the weak point. Now however I can't use that because Lillian happened. Funny thing about crits is sometimes they have affects that wouldn't be obvious or unexpected consequences.Still sucks though and screw you anon for making me write that up.>>39371995It wouldn't have likely worked as it wasn't strictly connected to that. Lillian noticed it when she first met you and it would of taken the work of someone like a mind surgeon or a very helpful mind delver.It was something that the Combine wouldn't have noticed for a long while but due to Lillian's past experiences she picked up on.Her way of 'treatment' was akin to using a sledge hammer where surgical precision could of worked if one had the expertise. In the end same affect rather the question is how much side effects would of kicked in.
>>39372080Also Genie. . .this is EXACTLY the problem we might have avoided with Valeria if she just let it out and talked to us.Damn. . .
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>39371869I vote to wait... Also I have to ask, when some one rolls a 100 why is it not followed as a crit success like a 1 is followed like a crit failure?
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>39371869>Wait>OtherRecover.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>39372164>time skipNow is a good time.We've pretty much done everything, our augs, training, exams (with flying colors).Now that we have a foothold we proceed further ahead.I'm also interested to see the development of our rival, we don't even know her name.And the other girl the protegee of UdeakoiI think, maybe at the end of our years here we're definitly going to have a competition for top student, and maybe even fleet combat.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>39372119Lillian didn't know how to fix it or what to do. She just has seen it before and later happened.She saw a very dear someone who was taken in from a super slum fell victim to a psion who used a technique that targeted the same thing. However her that someone didn't make it being driven utterly insane and went on a rampage. She ended up having to put that someone down which haunted her ever since.It was her sister.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>39372204How about>Switch Perspective>Time SkipUntil Richboi is out of high school and into his next school
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>39372327I don't feel confident in our abilities to do mastermind well
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>39372237>otherWe thank her
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>39372360>>39372202>>39372164>Wait>ThankVote
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>39372337To be fair its like trying to write a glorious bastard because that is pretty much what you have to do.Which is a fuckhuge pain in the ass and many who try fail miserably. I honestly didn't know i could pull it off until anons pointed out the contrary.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>39372521Correction make that magnificent bastard.Don't know why I keep getting those confused...
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>39371869>Time SkipLets do the time warp again!
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>39371869>time skip
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>39372608>>39372521Its sad though that my first magnificent bastard was a fucking little girl who was suppose to be a joke character.Then there was the one whom name shall not be spoken...Fucking sucks I can't right joke characters for shit anymore because they never fucking stays that way.Looks loike time skip wins...About goddamn time.How much time do you wish to skip?
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>39371869Post id ends in 69Time skip. Sexually
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>39372989To the day of our 16th birthday>>39373022Post id and roll matchCool
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>39373034Vote
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>39373034Sweet 16
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>39373034Role for us having a VERY powerful puberty (big tits)
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>39373486As much as I like girls with a bountiful bust 16 is still too young to have Titan tits. So let's wait until 18-20 years old before we give her super soakers.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>39373486>>39373564Breast pun
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>39373034Sweet 16 accepted.Graduation of the Academy.Entering Spec Ops.The graduation was an okay affair. Most of the cadets ended up enlisting with the military while a rest joined up for further Combine trainings...and a few such as yourself were granted a special offer of which you accepted.You were gonna be offered two years Elite training. The two childhood friends had graduated last year and they joined up with the military directly. You are fairly certain they started banging especially after one incident where a training op went terribly wrong. You were never able to confirm though as you got your own space. Lillian meanwhile graduated but carried onto further Combine training. You are still a bit bothered with what she did to you but you sorta understand now...kinda.With your leaving though marks the end of Lily's Brigade. Somehow you lacked the Tyranny of Lillian and the flair of those two. So when you went so too did they.The graduation was an okay affair before you were taken away. There you will be escorted to a secret facility for your special training.When the graduation finished you were escorted by two squads of Elites and the Monster unit to the ship that was going to take you away.There you were offered a choice in what you could be done.REQUIRED BY COMBINE!>Sniper>PilotAdditional Slots>Elite Boot>Elite Commando>Elite Stormer>Elite Power Soldier>Elite Tech>Elite Medical>Elite Psi>Elite Magi>Elite Crime>Elite Disguise>Elite Command>Elite Martial>Elite Demolition>Elite OTHER?You know those one slots besides mystery and the two taken by pilot along with sniper?You may fill those slots now.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>39373034Vote>>39373486I think genies rolls control that
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>39373666Satanic trips!How many can we pick?
>>39373666Remind me again, didn't we already choose a psi and a mage bonus somewhere a long time ago?Also>graduation>No big final exam involving a fight to the finish with our Rival>Implying she isn't there with us along with Udeakoi's girl
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>39373733Sniper ELITEPilot ELITEHiddenHiddenHiddenHiddenREDACTEDAbout 4.Clearly one of those MUST be >Elite CommandSince we're good at that.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>39373666Use 100$ of the tab to make super boon. Super boon is boosted by genies devil tripsBoosted super boon used to teach us ALL OF THEM! WE PICK THEM ALL!
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>39373796Yesss! We are the true Elite!
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>39373796Fuck it, sure.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>39373666When you got ready to leave the Sin Soldier now called Nixy due to the AI installed within it brings out the two vials mentioning you still haven't drunken them also amazingly enough a few letters were sent to you(a first).When you checked the letters you noticed there were number of them.1 by Dr.?????1 from Benefactor1 from Lillian2 letters both from the two officers whom you stayed with and graduated the year before.2 Letters from Clans.>>39373796Not gonna be that easy anon. This is REALLY in depth heavy duty training meant for Special Operations tier.>>39373753Both of them are indeed among the group.>>39373733See >>39373789 so 4 total.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>39373796Uh, wow really?I mean, you do have 500$ tucked in, and I should have 150$ left. So. . .
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>39373850Read them. All of them. In the order given.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>39373850Then use 2 super boons!Who needs sleep!
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>39373850Then we have nixy take all the classes we don't and he trains us in them later on!
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>39373918Aye!
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>39373918We do this>>39373918This is in game howEnd result is we take all!
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>39373918Fine you get another 2 slots.
>>39373999>2 slots>for 200$Jesus christWe're not getting ripped off are we?
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>39373999Trip of 9sNo genie. It's all or nothing.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>39374090Your asking for a LOT considering the limited time and the amount of training you can squeeze in there. The super boon trait is overriding this affect allowing you to gain another one.You can of course just don't bother and stick with the additional 4 slots.
Alright, six slots.Here's my suggestion.As an absolute we MUST get>Elite CommandSince it caters to our proven aptitude.http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/39105759/#39169825During a previous thread, we speciically voted on Psi-Mage stuff, so we should follow through with that.>Elite Psi>Elite MagiThe Psi will do good to protect us from Psi attacks which we seem to be vulnerable to. And Magi goes well with it.That leaves us with three others we can pick.
>>39374180How good is elite training? Is it worth 100$Also Genie I wanted to ask, how common/acceptable is the hiring of privateers? Or the use of bandits/scum/criminals against enemies?
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>39374180In that case no deal. The 2 boons are for all or nothing. But can one make nixy take all the ones we don't? He can tran us later
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>39374200Combine has NO standards in that regards so long as you screw over the republic as much as possible.They do acquire some (sorry) standards for non republic forces though.Republic will do it to but they are 'supposed' to have some kind of standards for it.>>39374181They may already have something in mind for command training considering those exact scores. So you may not have to choose it as the Combine is likely to sink a LOT in it for you.Though I suppose stacks wont hurt but still. You only get so many slots.
So many optionsOnly 4 slots.2 of them being taken up by Psi and Magi. . .such tough decisions
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>39374328What if we stay in this school for 1 or 2 more years?
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>39374462Its a two year program to churn out elites for human members of the Combine. They don't 'do' additional years unless you do time in the active military first which can change their mind.>>39374418You don't have to do that.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>39374508True, what dose nixy recommend? He has seen us work for 3 years. He should know us
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>39373850Well before we choose anything how about we read these letters.>Read all lettersIn order>Doctor>Benefactor>Lillian>Clans>Officers
>>39374700Nixy would know but I honestly can't think of anything. Well fine nevermind this is what Nixy Suggests."For maximum survival.">Medical>Tech>Crime>Survival"For maximum power.">Psi>Magi>Martial>Faith"For maximum Bad Ass.">Power Soldier>Psi>Magi>Demolitions(EXPLOSIONS!)
>>39374508I kind of want to get Psi Elite because of the mention of our vulnerable PsycheAnd the ability to actually Cast Fist from being Magi is great
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>39374800>>Power Soldier>>Psi>>Magi>>Demolitions(EXPLOSIONS!)I had thought of this actually. We do need our power armor and you best believe our capital ship is gonna be decked with cannonsI vote this, we need BIGGER explosions for better AoE
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>39374800>Power Soldier>Psi>Magi>Demolitions(EXPLOSIONS!)Explosion heroes are fun.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>39374800How about>Power Soldier>Psi>Magi>Martial
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>39374801Lillian fixed that(with a drill and sledge hammer+trauma)So your major weakness got 'fixed'.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>39374816>>39374844Why not
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>39374892Just a personal opinion, anon.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>39374874Can we have nixy take a few and train us in them? We won't be elite level but still better than no training.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>39375239eh not really. Nixy isn't built for it and the suit relies upon its special powers for its ability.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>39374864We have nixy take martial then teach us as much as he can , we won't be elite but we won't suckOtherwise this >>39374816>>39374844>tfw this roll is a crit
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>39375332Then we pray to the pantheon to remove our need to sleep (or not sleep as much) freeing up time for 1 more classAlso we drink both vials.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>39375335No, THIS roll is a crit.
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>39375365VoteChug chug pray pray This is what we do today!
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>39375365>>39375383Nice rhyme Vote
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>39375394So close to a crit. (But this roll will be one!)>>39375365>>39375372
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>39375365Sleep is for the weak
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>39375365Time to pray*chants in Latin*
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>39375461>>39375365Both rolled 37 Stacked!
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>39375474>>39375394Both rolled 99Stacked 99s mother fucker! >>39375365We go get lots the vials will do so much cool shit!
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>39375365This gon be good!
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>39375365Drink! Drink! Drink!
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>39375365You proceed to drink the vials...and then all hell breaks lose as it felt like your brain and nerves got set on fire while everything else turned icy.It ended with you passing out.Acquired Divine Boost PsionicsAcquired Divine Boost Magic...still need those classes figured out.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>39375551But the post said we also prayed to remove most our need for sleep for 2 years to make time for one more class. So did we pray?
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>39375551Well you can go ahead and lock in elite psi and magi, there is no way we are not taking those>>39375607Did we pray genie?
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>39374816>>39374844Vote
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>39375551Actually I say we use the card, read all the letters and do all actions and use all items that we have that can give us Perna boons/boosts before we pick what classes we take. Just to be safe.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>39375732I think she would do a week of prep work before using the card. Stuff like taking vitamins and pills to super boost her staminaDrinking lots of water to keep her fluids upNot getting off at all for a weekLots of stretches to make herself nice and limberSetting up LOTS of very high quality cameras all over her room so she can relive the experience again and again by programming a sex bot to copy the sex gods actions later on.You know, prep work. She knows the value of the experience a lot, and she would want to get the absolute most out of it.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>39375797Yep. Lots of prep work. But she was planing this already and all that prep work is already done.