You reach out with a hand to brush some strands of hair from Midori's peaceful, sleeping face. If this was actually her - just somehow brought into this crazy lucid dream with you and Wendy, a dream that felt too real for comfort - then you're relieved that she's actually getting some decent sleep. You've been worried that she might have gotten it into her head that she needed to stay vigil outside your Silent Room, just like you did when the Venenum were frantically trying to save Yuma's life. Of course she doesn't need to - you're not teetering on the edge of life and death like Yuma was, after all. You've just turned into what is pretty much the Incubator's version of Satan. You're not dying....At least, you hope not."...Kong? Kong, are you even listening?" Your ex snaps at you from behind. "...Chrissakes, if you're worried about her, don't be. She's just probably literally sleeping, and--""What's aftercare and how do I do it?"You ask this just as you turn to face Wendy, cutting her off in the middle of her grudging reassurance. Her eyes widening and the remainder of her sentence curdling in her mouth as she realizes just what you've asked, before her cheeks turn a heavy, ruddy crimson. "...Where did you even hear that?" Your ex finally manages to reply, after a couple of moments and a few stuttering false starts. "Is that seriously what you're thinking about right now? ...Christ, you really haven't changed that much, have you, Kong?" It's a valid question, you reason. Well, one that came from a maddened, blood-drunk goddess gaining sobriety long enough to drop all sorts of cryptic advice in your direction. You don't say that part out loud, though.
It's a valid question, you reason. Well, one that came from a maddened, blood-drunk goddess gaining sobriety long enough to drop all sorts of cryptic advice in your direction. You don't say that part out loud, though."..." Wendy awkwardly tugs at her collar, trying to meet your gaze - and failing. "It's...like, snuggling and talking and I-love-yous and all that shit. It's for, like...helping each other come down off of...you know. Intense weird stuff." She pauses here, turning away and hugging herself. "Can we not...talk about this? It's kinda rubbing it in my face even more than this fucking dream already is."Hnh. Well. You'll have to ask her again sometime. Seems like a tense subject.Fine, then. If this isn't her dream, and as sure as hell it isn't yours, whose is this? Midori's?Wendy manages to finally look at you here, and when she does, it's with something unreadable in her gaze. Those copper-brown eyes of her glancing towards Midori's sleeping form. She's still blushing, but not as hard as earlier. "...Want me to check?"You blink at this. She can do that?"'Course I can. Dreams are my thing, remember?" Your American ex replies as she crawls over to Midori, and you can't help but stare as certain parts of her strain against the lacy negligee she's wearing as she moves on all fours amongst the pile of pillows. The chain attached to the collar around her neck dangling almost enticingly between her breasts. "Just gimme a second, here--"You do. And then you give her a second more. And a bit more.Before you clear your throat and ask if what she's doing is actually checking. Feeling your own cheeks heat up at the sight of both of them."Huh?" Wendy looks back up at you. "Oh, yeah. I already checked earlier. It's not her dream either. Knew it even before you asked."Then what was she--[1/2]
>>39277329"What did it look like? I was copping a feel, Kong." Wendy leans back from Midori, something approaching a satisfied smirk curling her lips momentarily. "I didn't get a chance to when we were alone in my room."What. WHAT."...What?" Your American ex turns back towards you, brow furrowing, before she shrugs once more. "She was asking about what happened. I told her you were retarded." A pause. "Ate all my fucking brownies, too. ...Not the good ones, at least, but all the regular ones."How do you react?You and Midori? What?I thought you hated her guts....I'm glad you're getting along, but can you at least keep your hands to yourself when I'm not around, Cooldown? At least wait until I'm around to see it, Christ.
>>39277339>[x]...I'm glad you're getting along, but can you at least keep your hands to yourself when I'm not around, Cooldown? At least wait until I'm around to see it, Christ.
>>39277339[x] Brownies, huh. Gotta make sure she burns those calories off later. Can you help with that, Cooldown?"
>>39277339>[X]...I'm glad you're getting along, but can you at least keep your hands to yourself when I'm not around, Cooldown? At least wait until I'm around to see it, Christ.
>>39277339>[X]I thought you hated her guts.
>>39277339>[x]I thought you hated her guts.
>>39277339>[X]You and Midori? What?>[X]I thought you hated her guts.the best time of the day!
>>39277321>>39277329>>39277339Wendy a shit
>>39277339[x] I take it that you're fine with a threesome then?
>>39277339>[x]I thought you hated her guts.THIS IS IT ANONS! The first step in the wendyxchiakixmidori plan
>>39277339>...I'm glad you're getting along, but can you at least keep your hands to yourself when I'm not around, Cooldown? At least wait until I'm around to see it, Christ.
>>39277533Are you sure that option will take you to the next step, rather than a step back?
>>39277339>I thought you hated her guts.>...I'm glad you're getting along, but can you at least keep your hands to yourself when I'm not around, Cooldown? At least wait until I'm around to see it, Christ.
>>39277528Missed a T there anon.
>>39277554Well, first let´s check the situation, rather than be jealous (I'm glad you're getting along, but can you at least keep your hands to yourself when I'm not around, Cooldown? At least wait until I'm around to see it, Christ.) or even propose a threesome directly
>>39277553Tell me about Wendy! Why does she wear the mask?
>>39277505I saw this and all I could think wasmarshmallow bongos>>39277576Perhaps she's wondering why someone would stab a girl before throwing her into the Akashic Realm.
>>39277590If I take it off, will she die?
>>39277505But Wendy loves boobs, she wouldn't slap them like that! Unless asked to anyway.
>>39277619It would be extremely painful....for her.
>>39277339>I thought you hated her guts.
>>39277339>Touching your stuff without your permissionPeople lost their Kneecaps for less.
>>39277329I dont understand that last vote we just did see her cop a feel?
>>39277637Congratulations, she got herself in a three-way. Now what's the next step of her master plan?
>>39277394 >>39277396 >>39277426 >>39277473You frown at this. ...You thought she hated Midori's guts, you tell your ex.A small, tired smirk curls Wendy's lips. "...I'm just fucking with you a little, Kong. I was the only one conscious and...not picking up the pieces enough to tell her what happened." She looks down at Midori, fingering the collar around her neck in narrow-eyed contemplation, before glancing back up at you with another shrug. "...She's been going out of her way to piss me off, but I'm not going to...you know. Be a dick about stuff like that. She sucked it up enough to come to me, I sucked it up enough to tell her."It's here that Wendy reaches out with a hand, poking Midori's boob with a finger. Making your Callidus pause in her snoring to grumble, like an irritated cat on the edge of growling in irritation. "...Shit, I would have made her dinner if she showed up dressed like this."Another pause, and this time you see your ex brush away a lock of hair from Midori's face, in unknowing and gentle mimicry of what you did earlier. Deft fingers tucking it back behind the green-haired Callidus' ear."...But yeah. She's not worth hating." Wendy draws her hand back, shaking her head. "I dunno. I'd probably be a bitch too if some dead bitch showed up and everyone acted like she was gonna take my girlfriend away. I mean, she'd be in pieces in a fuckin' dumpster, but...you know."You nod after a moment. You're not sure you get all of it, but what's important is that they don't hate each other as you originally thought they would. Maybe things can work out, after all. ...Anyway. About this weird dream thing. If this isn't your dream, and it isn't Midori's or Wendy's either, then--[1/2]
>>39277841"It's...probably not a Callidus illusion, or anything like that. I'd know." Wendy pre-empts your thoughts here. "I think something intercepted what I was trying to do and turned it into...all this." She gestures with a hand to encompass the entire throne room, before tugging on her chain again. "...Dunno what could be doing it, though. Messing with someone's dreams like this, either it's someone completely hardcore like Malal, or..."Or...?Wendy shrugs. "...You tell me, Kong. If this isn't your dream at all, then why'd you wake up sitting on a fucking throne? In an actual throne room? And...well, disregarding whatever sick fantasies you got involving collars and chains, why am I and Midori in here with you?"That's...but you're--"You're the one with the wings here, Kong. Wings that, you know, let you fly by burning the souls of the damned." Your ex looks at you with narrowed eyes. "Don't tell me they don't strike you a little bit weird? Don't you think they could have something to do with this?"How do you react?Ask if she's encountered this kind of thing before.Ask if she can get you and Midori out of here.Try to look around. This seems like some sort of hint again, you probably need to discover something.
[X] search for clues, but unleash Wendy and Midori first
>>39277853Ask if she's encountered this kind of thing before. Try to look around. This seems like some sort of hint again, you probably need to discover something.
>>39277853>[x]Try to look around. This seems like some sort of hint again, you probably need to discover something.
>>39277853>Try to look around. This seems like some sort of hint again, you probably need to discover something.>Ask if she's encountered this kind of thing before.I don't want to leave yet, not when things are just getting good
>>39277853[x]Try to look around. This seems like some sort of hint again, you probably need to discover something.RPG Time! Form a party, explore shit. Dont let Wendy join your party.
>>39277853>Ask if she's encountered this kind of thing before.Make it clear that we mean the dream stuff, not the other stuff.>Try to look around. This seems like some sort of hint again, you probably need to discover something.
>>39277853>[x] Ask her to do a twirl so you can get a better look at her outfit.
>>39277853>[x]Ask if she's encountered this kind of thing before.In dreams, of course>[x]Try to look around. This seems like some sort of hint again, you probably need to discover something.But first, unchain them. They don´t deserve this humilliation
>>39277853>[X]Try to look around. This seems like some sort of hint again, you probably need to discover something.Unchain those two first, though.
>>39277853[x]Try to look around. This seems like some sort of hint again, you probably need to discover something.Don't unchain Midori or Wendy.They actually like it, but are too embarrassed to admit it.
>>39277853[X]Ask if she's encountered this kind of thing before.[X]Try to look around. This seems like some sort of hint again, you probably need to discover something.
Aww crap, I get the feeling that, because we're in metaphor dreamland, we won't be able to unchain them.
>>39277853See if you can change stuff. I've got a suspicion that this might be a She Who Is Not Me space.
>>39277853>Ask if she's encountered this kind of thing before.>Try to look around. This seems like some sort of hint again, you probably need to discover something.
>>39277933I fail to see the problem.
>>39277869Who let the dogs out?
>>39277853>[X]Try to look around. This seems like some sort of hint again, you probably need to discover something.Homu is poking her head through the door again.
>>39277937Specifically, I think that this might be AN Akashic Realm. Like, a pocket dimension.
>>39277853[x]Half-jokingly command her to start twerking.
>>39277933To be an accurate metaphor, Wendy would be chained to Pinky.
>>39277952This was my jam when I was in preschool, and later on I realized that it was total crap
>>39277853>[x] Ask her to do a twirl so you can get a better look at her outfit.>[x]Try to look around. This seems like some sort of hint again, you probably need to discover something.
Well isn't this what TTO(aka Angelbitch) promised us? Wendy and Midori and the freedom to do whatever we pleased, so long as we stopped collecting golden weapons?
>>39278045Well it's a bit cheap if that's just in a dream innit?
>>39278045We refused her offer. This is another thing
Well its just a guess, it's fucked up metaphor land, who the fuck knows whats going on.
>>39278045We're The Transcendant One now, that means we can have the Lewds AND the Weapons at the same time.
>>39278079>Look at me.>Look at me.>I'm the Transcendent One now.
R-really? We can have ALL the things?
Ugh. This is what I get for doing all-nighters. I miss the episode when it is up. -_-
People, you're overthinking it. It's just a wet dream except Chiaki had to go and make it complicated and shit instead of pulling Wendy over to munch her rug.
>>39277853>how do you react>imagine off Wendy and Midori's lingerie
>>39278079>not recognising that we can have the stuff so someone can take it away.you are no longer paranoid enough for this thread.
>>39278235There, the shipping war is over! Can we get along again?
>>39278261>anons>getting alongYou haven't been here for very long, have you?
>>39278095At first, I thought the L in your name was an R.I was confused.
>>39278092No. But let's enjoy the illusion while it lasts.Without the threat of loss, there's no joy in possession.
>>39278293If I was ever-breeding rather than ever-bleeding, I would be a champion of Slaanesh. *shudder*
>>39278349Why is that food guro? I find that an interestign food.
>>39278390I bet putting literal shit on your bread can be interesting food, too, doesn't mean one should eat it. That was once a perfectly fine looking burger and then some weeaboo decided to fuck it up with his shitty Chinese noodles.Unforgivable.
>>39277704It's hard to complain too much. They are Epic Level, after all.
>>39278446>t. american patriot
>>39278390Ramen are fine. And hamburgers are fine, too.But ramen + hamburgers is NOT fine. They just don't stick together.
>>39278446I got the suspicion you are an ameritard, so you probably don't know what a good burguer actually taste like.
>>39278473My thoughts exactly. Why you fuck up two delicious fooods by combining them? Enjoy the taste separately
>>39278473I don't see why not.
>>39278471>2015 >not being a burger-puritan>Actually enjoying retarded shit like "molecular gastronomy"
>>39278502>not living off nutritious soylentdo you even future?
This seems like its been a long one.
>>39278502It's ground beef on a fucking bun.
>>39278750What? What are you talking about?
>>39278801Such a lewd mind, namefag.Such a lewd mind.
Now can we vote on who Wendy works for?Of course it'll be Midori.
>>39278826All right, I suppose this is a joke, but still I don´t get it
>>39278977I believe anon was referring to the update Decu is writing, on account of it being a while since voting ended. Maybe it was some amazing joke we missed though.
>>39279029Ahhhhhhh. Thanks for explaining
>>39279056well at least you got the faggot part down, nerd :V
>>39278475>Eurofag>Asiafag>Knowing what a good burger tastes likeKek.
Huh...this thread isn't the rocket it usually is.
Decu. Oh Decu. Where are you?
>>39279138The first update has been really fast, but it seems now Decu is taking his time
>>39277875 >>39277878 >>39277879 >>39277887You decide to try and get a look around. This seems like some sort of hint again, so you probably need to discover something about where you are at the moment.Before you do so, however, you ask Wendy if she'd ever experienced something like this before. Something hijacking her dreams and stuff."...Yeah." Wendy nods after a long moment. "...Once. Don't remember it too great, but it was like this. A dream that isn't. Like a vision, or something."Yeah? She ever find out what caused it?Your American ex shakes her head. "...Nah. Like I told you, I can't remember it all too well. Probably...after I died or something, though."...Yeah, okay. You'll just look around and see what you can find, seems like you're meant to. ...Can she promise to at least keep the sexual harrassment down until you come back?"Fuck you, Kong. I'll play bongos with your girlfriend's boobs if I want to." A pause, before Wendy turns away. "...Yeah, sure."Heh. Alright. You'll hold her to that."Asshole." You hear her grumble underneath her breath, and you can't help but smile at that.Rising to your feet - wincing as you feel your lower back muscles protest at your stretching - you make to investigate this throne room you've woken up in. Nudging aside the pillows in your path with the toes of your shoes, your wings flexing and snapping close to your back as you do so....For a dream, this is too fucking realistic. It's like you're actually awake, rather than inside an illusion made by your own subconscious.[1/2]
>>39279069Tripfags gunna tripfag.
>>39279135Too bad i'm neither of those.
>>39279168But anyway. As you explore the throne room - glancing about here and there, trying to catch some sort of obvious but hidden detail that would bring you a revelation that'd somehow figure into what you're supposed to do, or remember, or some other shit - it's here that you realize two things: the first is that this throne room is fucking huge, easily bigger than the Officio's General Assembly Hall. Second is that some sort of machinery is making the floor underneath your feet vibrate the slightest bit. A constant sort of thrumming that reminds you of an impossibly-huge engine rumbling on idle.It's when you finally reach the far end of the throne room - approaching what looks like a towering pair of golden doors barring your way, their surfaces rich and inundated with finely-wrought reliefs of the Blessed Lady's mythology - is when you hear it, as well as feel it. Your eyes growing wide at the discovery.Buried in the vibration of whatever machine rumbled underneath the floors, hidden amongt the ambient noise, was the sound of war. Not just a duel or a scuffle - of which you'd barely even have taken notice of, unless the people involved where someone you cared about - but actual pitched war. Orders desperately screamed from hoarse throats. Explosions - loud, bassy, violent ones - erupting in split-second blossoms, picking up live, writhing bodies and dropping them as corpses. Blades, weapons smashing into each other in quick succession, a dark applause that held the promise of blood and more blood. And the screaming--CRASH. You take a step back as something smashes into the huge golden doors from the outside in a deafening collision, one strong enough that despite their obvious size and weight it makes the doors swing just the slightest bit inward."...Kong?" Wendy calls from the other side of the throne room, where you'd left her and Midori. "Kong, what's going on? Did you hear--"[2/3]
>>39279220Another crash. Louder this time, stronger, and this time the floor itself rocks at the impact. The doors swinging inward just a bit more, just enough for you to squint through. And what you see--Magical girls. Hundreds, no, thousands of them, fighting each other. No, KILLING each other. Slaughtering one another in some sort of massed murder-frenzy. Not unheard of, of course, you've been in similar engagements before - you've CAUSED similar engagements before - but this was in another fucking scale entirely. This wasn't just some regrettable incident between Officios, this was what happened when an Officio geared up to kill another - fully and whoeheartedly.But why? What the fuck would--"Kong? KONG!" Wendy tries again, rattling her chain. "Kong, for fuck's sake--"You squint just a bit more, and see that most of the girls on the losing side are wearing some sort of uniform over their costumes, lending them a somewhat uniform appearance. ...It's some sort of black mantle or cape, clasping around the shoulders and draping over the upper torso. An emblem emblazoned at the back of it - a shattered purple star set in front of the stylized rifling of a gun barrel.You only have enough time to be horrified before for the doors to finally and explosively open, blasted inwards by something that also knocks you back to the center of your throne room. Your wings flapping frantically to set you back right, a task easy enough even by dream standards.As the dust clears - and the sound of pitched Magical Girl warfare floods the room - it's here that you behold someone step through the destroyed doors. Someone you never thought you'd see, wearing an articulated suit of armor of elegantly-wrought gold, enhancing her costume rather than covering it outright.[3/4]
>>39279220I'm getting flashbacks to Vietnam, Decu.
>>39279220Oh-oh. This is going to get nasty...
>>39279241A brilliant spear of the same hue clutched tightly in both gauntleted fists, the wide sword-like tip blazing with killing fire the same color as her unbound hair.Her one good eye blazing with the promise of a well-deserved execution - and the sharp, acidic anger of a friendship betrayed.+ Akemi Homura, + Her pulsed greeting - no, a challenge - is one that makes you reel the sheer force of it, cracking into your skull with the force of a sledgehammer. + Justice comes. Step forward, devil, and face me. +"KONG!" Wendy screams now, and you hear her curse and shriek as she tries to hack at her chains. Frantically trying to cut herself free. "KONG, DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE--"...Kyoko? No, this...this isn't Kyoko. It's not her at all. How do you react?Try to talk her down. You don't want to fight her.It's me, Kyoko. Chiaki. Remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?Prepare to defend yourself. This...this isn't good.
>>39279241Oh shit...The army of Devil-fanatics at our orders. Is this a vision of the future?
>>39279267>It's me, Kyoko. Chiaki. Remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?
>>39279267>[x]It's me, Kyoko. Chiaki. Remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?
>>39279267>[x]Prepare to defend yourself. This...this isn't good.The Blood Knight cometh.As a side note, Kyoko is, under no circumstance allowed to move to the Second now.
>>39279267>[X]It's me, Kyoko. Chiaki. Remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?
>>39279267>[X]It's me, Kyoko. Chiaki. Remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?>[X]Prepare to defend yourself. This...this isn't good.
>>39279267Try to talk her down. You don't want to fight her.It's me, Kyoko. Chiaki. Remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?These two are basically the same.
>>39277505>>39279267>[x]It's me, Kyoko. Chiaki. Remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?
>>39279267>Prepare to defend yourself. This...this isn't good.
>>39279267>[x] Tell her Sayaka is undressing RIGHT BEHIND HER!>[x] Book it back to your throne.
>>39279267>It's me, Kyoko. Chiaki. Remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?"Jeez, first Sayaka, now you... Why does everyone keep calling me that?"
>>39279267>[x]It's me, Kyoko. Chiaki. Remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?And when this inevitably fails:>[x]Try to talk her down. You don't want to fight her.Of course, it is going to fail, but at least she can told us something interesting
>>39279267>[x]It's me, Kyoko. Chiaki. Remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?>[x]Prepare to defend yourself. This...this isn't good.
>>39279267>[X]It's me, Kyoko. Chiaki. Remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?>[X]Prepare to defend yourself. This...this isn't good.Please be dreaming.
>>39279267>[X]Prepare to defend yourself. This...this isn't good.>[X]Retreat back to Wendy.And the blood knight cometh, Murderface baby. The blood knight fucking cometh.
>>39279267[X]Try to talk her down. You don't want to fight her.[X]It's me, Kyoko. Chiaki. Remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?We're not the best at befriending, but let's hope we roll a natural 20.
[X]It's me, Kyoko. Chiaki. Remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?
Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDblink to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanartlink to the journal pastebin: http://pastebin.com/SZkxPycMIt only took a few goddamn months where I did approximately fuckall, but eBooks have been updated.
>>39279379What the fuck do you think's gonna happen? This is just like the fight with The First Knight. We can only win with a bit of Luck, and lady Luck is a quite unpredictable in her actions, and talking it out won't soften the blow any.
>>39279417Thanks for the hard work!
We got through to Sayaka with poor-quality Idol music. So for Kyouko we'd need to... insult food?
>>39279437Pack of Pokey? An Apple?
This may be an indication as to what could happen if Kyoko goes to the 2nd.>Kyoko triggered.
>>39279472We haven´t seen the other girls in the war, but yeah, most likely the Second with other officios
>>39279267It's me, Kyoko. Chiaki. Remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?Prepare to defend yourself. This...this isn't good.
>>39279591That picture... that face... oh shit, I hope it never happens
>>39279437We'd need to waste food.Take a bite out of an apple, retch, then spit it out and smash what remains on the floor.If that doesn't get a reaction out of her, nothing will.
>>39279602Homura. You were supposed to be my best friend. why? Why? WHY!?
>>39279437Maybe we'd need to do something lewd.
>>39279267[x]Other[x]Channel the Transcendent One/Satan[x]Blow those pests away.Homu is a literal god. What can they hope to accomplish?
>>39277321>Well, one that came from a maddened, blood-drunk goddess gaining sobriety long enough to drop all sorts of cryptic advice in your direction. You don't say that part out loud, though.We should say this part aloud.
>>39279658The Clara Dolls confirmed that The First Knight can kill us with one attack. Why The Blood Knight can´t?
>>39279658Banish her through the power of megane.
>>39279702Too much junk food.
Why hasn't any of the resident artists tackled this flashback yet?
>>39279702> The First Knight can kill us with one attack.Us or Homusatan?
>>39279813I don't think there's much of a distinction anymore.
>>39279241"And if you look outside, you'll see the write-up characters fighting for their existence."
>>39279813Well, the Clara Dolls regard us as TTO (Good for nothing mistress), so I assume they are saying that the First Knight is capable of slaying TTO
>>39279702To be fair, anyone could kill Chiaki in one hit. All they'd have to do is politely ask for her soulgem.
So is anyone thinking that kyoko is also sharing this dream with us?
>>39280116mmmmm... probably not. I think this is more like a vision than an actual dream
>>39280116It's actually possible.The dolls said the knight form can take over when the person is going through very high stress. Regaining your body after being burned to death may be considered very high stress, even for an experienced Eversor such as Kyouko.Theory: Psychic bitch what'sherface that just lost her only friend Yuma decides to off the one that killed her friend, Chiaki, the only way she can; through dreams and manipulation. She looks into the future, and brings the image of a future where Chiaki wages war with the Second into Matsuda's dream. Kyoko gets roped in, and her fuck you up mode gets activated. The Blood Knight is awakened.
>>39280164Whoa, man! Either you have too much imagination or you have undercovered the plot! Very good theory, by the way
>>39279920>>39279857That would be silly, since we don't even have a fraction of her powers. Remember she casually rewrote reality. And even if your reasoning is correct and she can technically kill us is she gets close enough, once again, Homusatan can literally bend reality. She is basically god. She can blink and Kyoko will be on the other side of the planet, eating ice cream, looking very confused because she doesn't remember what the heck just happened.
>>39280134Friendship is the best ship
>>39280134Kyouko: YES, YOU ARE FUCKED! SHIT OUT OF LUCK! I AM COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
>>39280343Waaait WAIIIIIIIIT waaaaaaaaiiiit Sayaka fucker, we challenge you to an eat off. Give us one chance to chew your feet off.
This was a really quiet thread today.
>>39280535We should do this more often. You know, the whole Deculture announcing only a draw thread and doing a quest thread instead. It makes all the loud waifufags miss it.
Which meguca is your waifu?
>>39280535Would you rather have Waifu-Wars eat up the 300 posts cap?
>>39280566Why have Waifu Wars when you can have Waifu Olympics?
>>39280535Probably because there haven't been any waifu shitstorms, shitstorms over decisions, shadowrun shitstorms, or shitstorms in general.Or lewdposting for that matter, but I don't want to break the quietness with lewds.
>>39280554He announced this thread last thread
>>39280554Tecnically the draw thread won't be until around 10pm est if I remember the hate box correctly
>>39280598We still have an extraordinarily low IP count though.
>>39280592And X wins the gold medal for semen gargling
>>39280618And Kharn wins the hyperspermia category. All other contestants in that category get the parting gift of Kharn's progeny.
>>39280491FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUCK!THE MEGUCA CODE PREVENTS ME! FROM DECLINING AN EATING CHALLENGE! WHAT, ARE YOUR TEEEEERMS? WHAT'S THE CAAAAATCH?
>>39280644If we win, you get your sorry ass back to being our flatbro...and also you will have to pay our rennnnnnnnt
Come on, Decu! We want to see how our efforts to calm down The Blood Knight fail miserably
>>39280741>flatbroShe isn't flat though.
>>39280778Decu, get back to writing.
Here lies decu, buried where he lifted, 500lbs too many.
Decu is dead, post lewds
>>39280741And what if I wiiiin?
>>39280848Then you can take NECO back to smut hell-
>>39280848The you get Mami from the 9thM >Excuse me?It's the only wayto be your pancake making bitch
>>39280958And the rest is on Sadpanda /s/18e4ead224/804441-9
>>39280888... where she can be everyone's bitch!Trust me, NECO, it's the only way.
>>39280940FINE! LET THE EAT OFF BEGIN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!I AM KYOKO, I LOVE EATING!CHECK THIS POCKY, IT'S FUCKING TASTY!
>>39280891>that Mami expression>that last panel KyoukoI don't even need the lewds, this is already priceless.
>>39280940>>39280985I AM KYOKO, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! WHATEVER I'VE GOT, I'M GONNA FLAUNT! THERE IS NEVER AN EAT OFF I EVER LOST!I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE THEM BOTH BACK TO HELL! I'M GONNA FILL THEM WITH MY HOT REDHEAD GEL! I'LL MAKE THEM SQUEAL LIKE A SCARLET PIMPERNEEEEEL!
>>39279285 >>39279292 >>39279295You shake your head in abject denial as you behold the golden knight wearing your best friend's face, and speaking in your best friend's voice. The wide speartip of the weapon in her hands radiating a furnace-heat that sizzled the air around it and rapidly cooked the blood crusting on the blade.No. This person, this...whoever this was, this wasn't Kyoko. The red-haired Eversor may have gotten mad at you a couple of times - she'd even punched you out during one of them - but she'd never looked at you with such hatred before. Never talked to you like that before, addressing you With such depthless fury. A fury ripened by the wounded pride of someone betrayed. It was different with Sayaka, back then at the Akashic Realm. Half-limping and half-hobbling as you ducked and dodged and dived under each killing blow, inwardly laughing at how fucked up your situation was as you faced the First Knight as your executioner - it wasn't that much of a shock. You've always had an inkling that Sayaka would snap, sooner or later, and try to off you for real. That pessimistic, if realistic expectation of your Equerry finally resorting to murder blunting the impact of revelation a bit, even if you fought to get her back from that state.But here and now, with the only person you've ever considered to be your best friend standing in front of you, looking all but ready to run you through with her own spear - you can't help but wonder just what the actual fuck you did to deserve this kind of shit. Feeling a cold pit yawning open in your gut in the hopeless fucking despair of it all, to have the only person you felt you could trust with anything turn around to want to kill you.Still, you have to try and get to her. Dream or no dream, you have to try. Even if you can most likely wake up from this unscathed, you have to prove yourself that you can do it, when it actually happens.[1/2]
>>39281230"It's me, Kyoko." You begin, not taking a step forward but not retreating, either. "Chiaki, remember? We're best friends, right? What the hell is this? What's going on?"Kyoko's one crimson eye narrows at your words, before her lips curl into a snarl. Her grip tightening on the burning spear in her hands. "That line won't work anymore, Akemi Homura. You said so yourself - Chiaki's dead. You killed her. She never existed in the first place." A moment later, and she steps forward. "Had us all fooled, you know? All those years making a sucker of Sayaka - of Mami - of ME - pretending to be this quiet little foulmouthed kid with a temper, when she was actually the fucking Devil. Spilling the beans at the last fucking second, just before you killing Mami herself." She takes another step forward, a harsh rasping laugh escaping her lips. "Did it feel good, Homura? Offing' Mami, I mean. You shot her right in the back like a fucking coward." What? No, you didn't--you'd never--"Probably felt good, right? You did say you were looking forward to shutting her up. You told me yourself." Another dry, wheezing chuckle comes from Kyoko as she makes you back up, step for step. "And then declaring war on all the other Officios with your flunkies while you made your escape here, with Wendy and Midori." Kyoko shakes her head, her long unbound hair following her movement. "...Took too long to find you. Took even longer to get everyone organized, but we're all here. Eighteen other Officios, including the First. And we're taking you out, Akemi Homura. You and every single one of your own gang." [2/3]
>>39281273With this, the red-haired, golden-armored Eversor spins her spear once - the movement so quick, so fluid that the enflamed speartip leaves a giant ring of fire hanging in the air in front of the both of you. A ring that's quickly bisected as she brings the weapon up to point at you again, slashing the blade to the side with a brutal flourish. "And I"m taking your skull, just like I promised."Jesus. Okay. Now you know why she's pissed. You didn't do any of that shit, but you understand why she wants to kill you so fucking much."NEARLY THROUGH, KONG! JUST KEEP HER OCCUPIED!" Wendy screams from somewhere behind you, the ear-splitting sound of metal trying to hack through reinforced metal becoming more desperate, more hurried. "FUCKING DREAM FUCKING CHAINS...!"Alright. Try to keep crazy Kyoko occupied for a bit longer. Got it. Easy. What do you do?Duck low, try to knock her down and out. Get the fight on the ground and subdue her there.Summon a Golden Weapon to defend yourself with, not to attack.Ask her where Sayaka is. They never fight seperately if they can help it, right? Where is she?
>>39281273What the fuck is thiiiiiiiissss!!!!
>>39281354>[X]Go and unchain Wendy for fuck's sake. We're getting out of here.
>>39281273"Do not shoot the mamies" is going in the journal.
>>39281354>[x]Ask her where Sayaka is. They never fight seperately if they can help it, right? Where is she?
>>39281354>[X]Ask her where Sayaka is. They never fight seperately if they can help it, right? Where is she?
>>39281354>Ask her where Sayaka is. They never fight seperately if they can help it, right? Where is she?Bait bait bait it'll get her pissed even more get her to make stupid mistakes
>>39281354>[x]Ask her where Sayaka is. They never fight seperately if they can help it, right? Where is she?[x]Fly out of reach.This is a vision of a potential future. As much info as possible.
>>39281354[X] Take the hit. End the dream, and reject it.
>>39281354>Summon a Golden Weapon to defend yourself with, not to attack.>Ask her where Sayaka is. They never fight seperately if they can help it, right? Where is she?
>>39281379"Do not declare war on all the officios.""Do not pass go, do not collect two chained sex slaves."
>>39281354>[x] It's a fucking dream, just put her in a clown costume or something. Make the Magical Girls fighting attend a teaparty too.
>>39281354[x]Ask her where Sayaka is. They never fight seperately if they can help it, right? Where is she?
>>39281354>[X]Ask her where Sayaka is. They never fight seperately if they can help it, right? Where is she?
>>39281354[x]ask what happened to sayaka[x]dodge, don't attack[x]cry
>>39281099There's just no way that we can win, she ate a masterpiece.She chows too hard, she's more than megucaGET IT TOGETHERShe's gonna make you her sex slaveYou're gonna gargle mayonaise,no~unless we eat flesh of fallen angels
>>39281354>[X]Ask her where Sayaka is. They never fight seperately if they can help it, right? Where is she?I don't like this dream/vision and would like to get out.
>>39281354>>39281404This. It worked in all other dreams.
>>39281354>[X]Duck low, try to knock her down and out. Get the fight on the ground and subdue her there.>[X]Ask her where Sayaka is. They never fight seperately if they can help it, right? Where is she?I'm confused! Is this still a dream? Is it reality? What the fuck is even going on now? D:
>>39281374I can back this>>39281354Linking the decu post if I need to.
>>39281354>[x]Summon a Golden Weapon to defend yourself with, not to attack.Actually, kneecaping her might still be viable solution here. I mean, she's our best flatbro and all but, but we need to stop her somehow.>inb4: she keeps going with one leg pole-vaulting with the spear
>>39281354>[X]Duck low, try to knock her down and out. Get the fight on the ground and subdue her there.>[X]Ask her where Sayaka is. They never fight seperately if they can help it, right? Where is she?so a dream of a pocible future
>>39281354>[x]Summon a Golden Weapon to defend yourself with, not to attack.
>>39281354>[x]Duck low, try to knock her down and out. Get the fight on the ground and subdue her there.>[x]Ask her where Sayaka is. They never fight seperately if they can help it, right? Where is she?
>>39281404I was gonna go with ask about sayaka, but I think I gotta do this.>[X] Take the hit. End the dream, and reject it.
>>39281354>Summon a Golden Weapon to defend yourself with, not to attack.Ogre gauntlets if it's possible>Ask her where Sayaka is. They never fight seperately if they can help it, right? Where is she?I think this will make her even more angry, so lets do it.
>>39281354[x]Ask her where Sayaka is. They never fight seperately if they can help it, right? Where is she?Angryness
>>39281412It's not slavery if they like it.
>>39281651Welp, we're boned because Decu gave us shit options.But not as boned as NECO by Kharn.
>>39281651So everyone knows that Sayaka's dead and Kyoko's gonna attack us in a blind rage now, eh?
>>39281671Basically.Bonus points if we killed her and forced Kyoko to watch.
>>39281671Should've just went and fucking unchained Wendy already.
>>39281706This. Curse you, o boner, for leading us into this horrible situation.
>>39281702"You WHORE!! Do you think I have forgotten how you where laughning the entire time?!!
Shoulda tried to take control of the dream instead. Would be good to know whether we can if nothing else.
>>39281771"Laughing and Laughing and PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE?!"
>>39281809"LAUGHING AND LAUGHING AND LAUGHING AND SUCKING HER COCK AND SUCKING MY COCK AND LAUGHING AND- wait, how much are we getting payed for this again, Ruri?"
>>39281833How can you laugh with two cocks in your mouth?
>>39281907It's a Callidus trick taught by Midori.
>>39281907I guess you laught when you switch from one cock to the other
>>39281930>not having both cocks in your mouth at once
>>39281930>having to switchFilthy casual.
>>39281907>>39281930>Gott ist tot
>>39281907>not being able to fit three cock in your mouth and sing national anthem
>>39281930Don't you know that switching from one cock to another like that creates an opportunity for STDs to be transferred from one cockbearer to the other? Same reason you have to change condoms when moving from one pussy to the next.No, far safer to have them both in your mouth at once.
>>39282130One cock for each octave of range in the song?
>>39282150But the cockbeares in question here are sexual parteners, so the risk is already there.
>>39282186Methinks anon was sarcastic about the "safer" part.
>>39282186Sure, but this way we won't be complicit. That could be lawsuit territory! The science isn't in on the risks of oral multicockstuffing, though, so we'll be fine in any reasonable court of law.
>>39282130Which national anthem is it? Some were written to be sung that way.
>>39282130Shit like that turns me on.
>>39280936What's wrong with her spine
"Where is 'here'?"
Curiosity fucked us. Should have just stayed at the throne and done lewd things with Midori and Wendy.
Hey so there's alot of people saying that Mami is going to betray us. Is there any hard evidence, or are we just taking it on the faith of a phone journal and the word of an evil god?
>>39282834Phone journal, although letting Kirita know she was about to be retired may be an indicator.Generally though, we're all kind of hoping that no, mumi is loyal to her friends.
>>39282834Also OOC knowledge of her secret possession of a golden weapon.
>>39282802Animu girls are classified as liquids until 8:00 am and some coffee, at which point they become the typical solid fleshy mixtures.
Yeah, THAT would be fun. Blood knight Kyoko walks in on a threesome, Regular Kyoko wakes up screaming/confused/horny.
>>39282834Faith of a phone journal and the word of an evil god. Also I got THE shadowruns when QB told us she was going to the fisrt, but maybe that's just me.
Oh yeah, that sure was a while ago. What happened to those? Is QB doing that "you didnt ask" thing?
>>39282897Me too. I hope she doesn't tell anything...
>>39281354Why doesn't Wendy just cut the collar off? It's made of leather, and it would be easier than cutting the chains off.
>>39283001Because she is, like everybody else here present, a sekrit perv and at least slightly into it.
Dream logic. Also someone is fucking with the dream to make Wendy be visible in the first place, so there's that.
>>39283055So many problems could be solved if everyone just joined the 14th and participated in Nero's orgies.Okay, it wouldn't solve anything, but think of all the lewds...
>>39283055>Wendy's pervness>secretEverybody knows, they just have the courtesy not to point it out.
>>39283195If we got The Transcendent One and Pinky together, they could hate fuck each other better.
>>39283356>Give them both the futa potion>MakeYouPregnant.png
>>39283356The real question is... will there be a way to go full Planescape and talk TTO down at the final encounter?
>>39283495There will be a way but there is no way we will vote correctly and get it.
>>39283556I want to believe.
Yes but everyone will vote for shooting her in the kneecaps.Or give her Chiaki's soulgem because she asked politely.
>>39283495That would require putting more points in diplomacy, and our negative charisma makes whatever points we do put in diplomacy moot.
>>39283625Take a feat to use some other stat for charisma skills.
>>39283656One to use an attack roll to Intimidate, another to use Intimidate for Diplomacy.
>>39283623This community has been raised so thoroughly on JRPGs that we are incapable of resisting the siren song of "But just imagine what could be down that corridor!" We just have to know, and no amount of sense, decency, or logic will stop us from stumbling into Bad End because we forgot that we don't have save points (unless we convince Decu that somebody pulled vote shenanigans).
>>39283656We also have negative INT, so we don't have the skill points to put in diplomacy anyway.
>>39281380 >>39281382 >>39281393You find yourself swallowing painfully - your throat dry and hoarse - before asking Kyoko about Sayaka. Where is she, then? In every single operation that they're together, they never separate themselves from each other if they can help it. Why is Kyoko alone now, especially when she's taking the main objective?"...Sayaka-chan's gone." Kyoko murmurs after a moment, the fire in her eyes dulling slightly, her voice growing colder. Number. "Oh. Right. You left when she witched out." She laughs here, a hollow, bleak thing that you should have never heard coming from someone like Kyoko. "She couldn't handle it. You killing Mami, Mami being gone, and then you leaving us at the mercy of everyone else...Sayaka-chan couldn't take it. She broke. And I had to kill her myself before she could hurt anyone else."It's here that the throne room begins to shake underneath your feet, in the tell-tale tremors of military ordnance detonating somewhere near. More sounds of the war raging outside and leaking in, a harrowing backbeat to the horrors you're learning."Wanted to ask you why you did it." Your best friend intones, taking another step. And another. "Wanted to ask you if it felt like it was worth it. ...Was it? Was whatever it was you killed Mami for, what you betrayed us for...was it all worth it in the end, Homura...?"You--"TELL ME!" The roar of pain and anguish suddenly exploding from the red-haired Eversor is abrupt enough and loud enough to nearly bowl you over. Thankfully you manage to keep your feet as Kyoko continues her implacable advance, tears now streaming down her one remaining eye. "TELL ME IT WAS FUCKING WORTH ALL OF IT, MURDERFACE! TELL ME IT WAS WORTH EVERYTHING YOU DID, SO I KNOW JUST WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MONSTER I'M ABOUT TO KILL!"[1/2]
>>39283807You find yourself frozen here, unable to move. Not because of the promise of a painful, messy death brought about the burning spear in Kyoko's hands, but because of the anger in front of you. An anger that, even if you knew you didn't deserve, it felt like you did. Every sin she accused you of, you were guilty of committing. It was easy enough to avoid Sayaka's icy rage, even though the encounter itself still left you weak and exhausted - but in the face of Kyoko's fiery wrath--"It wasn't worth it." You manage to murmur. "...I'm sorry, Kyoko."You close your eyes just as your best friend screams again, bringing the burning spear over and around, to deliver the killing blow.And you open them again as you feel something soft and warm and smelling of blood roughly shoulder you aside, making you topple sideways to the ground. At the same time you hear the tell-tale sound of an Eight Officio beam katana igniting, and then protesting with a crackling whine as its corrosive blade tries to eat into magically-shielded metal.What the...?"GET UP, KONG!" Snarls Wendy as she pushes against the burning blade of Kyoko's spear, both blazing weapons locked against each other. Her body now encased in her Magical Girl costume, with the exception of her scarf - the collar is still there, intact, and even with a bit of chain still hanging off of it. You can also see that she'd tried to cut through the collar itself, and that had proven futile. "GET UP, GET MIDORI! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE TO WAKE UP!"But what about Kyoko?! What about--"I'LL HOLD HER OFF! JUST GET HER AND THEN GET ME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE...!" Wendy screams, before turning back to Kyoko and using the stalemate to try for a killing stab with her cleaver. It doesn't work, the blade pinging off her golden chestplate, but it startles your former best friend enough to back off. [2/3]
>>39283847"This isn't your fight, Wendy." Kyoko intones dully, coldly. "We were supposed to be saving you. Just put those things down and we'll get you away from her.""Fuck you, Sakura." You hear Wendy snarl as you run over to Midori's sleeping form, one of the Golden Swords in your throne snapping to your hand as you make to cut her free. "You used to be cool. Now you just have a stick shoved up your ass like everyone else." With a mighty grunt, your ex finally breaks the stalemate, cutting right through Kyoko's guard to cauterize a single insulting line down the front of her armor, cutting right through an embossed emblem of the Second Officio, a spread-winged Eagle grasping a heraldic cross. "And dream or no dream, I'm going to take that stick out and beat you with it."The chains binding Midori to your throne easily give way with just one cut. Tossing the Golden Sword, you scoop Midori up and make to run back to Wendy - when a bright flash of white light explodes into existence right in front of you, the smell of fresh ozone suddenly thick in the air.Teleportation...!You skid to a halt, Midori still in your arms, as you allow the light to dissipate and reveal the newcomer, despite your own mounting feat and panic. Despite the sudden, sinking feeling that you are too late - that you've always been too late - and what had arrived was someone infinitely worse than your best friend coming to kill you. Someone much, much more terrifying.[3/4]
>>39283869The harsh light of the teleportation locus finally fades to reveal a young woman of your height, of your stature. Her hair long, unbound, falling freely down her back in luxurious. Her costume resembling your old one in somewhat of a passing resemblance, there but not quite there, as if the similarities had been noticed and quickly made to be eradicated. Her eyes - cold and sharp and yet free of all judgment - stares at you from a face unused to anything more than a careful smile and a subtle frown. A face that did not show emotions too easily, lest they be used against her.And on her left arm is a Shield. Your Shield. But unscarred, unbroken.And completely, utterly gold."Justice comes, Chiaki Matsuda." The Magical Girl that is and is not your mirror image smiles at you, tenderly, almost lovingly. "Eternity awaits."How do you react?Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.Flesh of the Fallen Angels.
>>39283869>You skid to a halt, Midori still in your arms, as you allow the light to dissipate and reveal the newcomer, despite your own mounting feat and panic. Despite the sudden, sinking feeling that you are too late - that you've always been too late - and what had arrived was someone infinitely worse than your best friend coming to kill you. Someone much, much more terrifying.>It... It was Charles, telling you that he was going to cut you off from your precious whiskey
>>39283939>Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.Nopeing at the speed of sound
>>39283939>[XXX]Flesh of the Fallen Angels.
>>39283939[x] Flesh of the Fallen Angels
>>39283939>[x]Gran Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.
>>39283939>[x]Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>>39283939>[X]Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there
>>39283939>[x] Kiss to assert dominance.
>>39283939>[x]Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.Going FoFA should be an absolute last resort in situations like these.
>>39283939>Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.
>>39283939>[X]Flesh of the Fallen Angels.It's taste... It's calling me...
>>39283939>[X]Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.Nope the hell out of there.
>>39283939>Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.NOPE.
>>39283939>[X]Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.
>>39283939>Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.>Get the fuck out of here you crazy bitch, I already have enough alternate versions of myself in my head!
>>39283939>[x]Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.
>>39283939[X] Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.Shits gettin weird time to bug out.
>>39283939[x]Flesh of the Fallen Angels.[x]"Everything is your fault! I didnt ask for this. I have to deal with all this shit because you couldn't let go!"
>>39283939>[x]Flesh of the Fallen Angels.
>>39283939Flesh of the Fallen Angels.Throw everything at her. Golden Weapons, normal weapons, Kyouko...
>>39283939>Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.trust in Wendy
>>39283939[X] Flesh of the Fallen Angels.
>>39283939>[X] Kneel, let her kill us. Seriously, quit playing along with this damn thing.
STOP VOTING FOR FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELSWhen has it ever been a good ideaare you guys trying to bad end us?or are you trying to help decu end the quest soonerMAXIMUM SHADOWRUNS
>>39283939Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.
>>39284150But it's delicious :/
>>39284130That's still playing along, though.If we REALLY want to take it off the rails, we do like that one anon said and kiss her to establish dominance. Nobody's fucking expecting that.
>>39284150This. What would it even do in this context? We're not holding a Golden Weapon right now, and the only ones in the throne room are identical swords. We have no idea who's inside them.
>>39284150Join uuuuuuuus. Taste the flesh of fallen angeeeeels!
>>39284150I'll have to look it up; but I think there were times when FoFA saved us.
>>39283925[X]Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.
>>39284161>Not preferring pancakesDo you even chaiki?
>>39284161Reminder that this is the mindset that got girl A raped
>>39283939> [X]Grab Wendy and fly the fuck out of there.
>>39284174If we REALLY REALLY want to take it off the rails, we should start singing some Kirishima Ruri at the top of our lungs while doing the hokey pokey.
>>39283939Decu is kill, so that's it for the thread tonight! Thank you all for participating! We'll begin with the most voted choice at an indeterminate date in the near future!~Writeups for Thread 269 (4/11/2015)~ Wish, Pt 4: Angel of Death, by Dimunsis http://pastebin.com/dar76hhu Outnumbered and outgunned, the girls of the Fourth are pushed to their limit--blood, violence, death, and fear stalk the battlefield. Meanwhile, someone is watching...---Questions and comments are appreciated as always; please direct them to ask.fm/DecultureFor anything that doesn't require Decu specifically, I'll be here answering stuff for a while.
>>39284320Why did you vote for Flesh of Fallen Angels?
>>39284320How close are Wendy and Midori to jumping each other's bones? Obviously it seems Wendy already wouldn't exactly be against it.
>>39284320Is Chiaki going to be crying bitch tears after she wakes up? Since, y'know, this dream shit happens on top of everything else.
>>39284352Because it's time to shake things up a little, anon! Only the insane can truly prosper.
>>39284320Is it true that Midori and Wendy have already had copious amounts of hatesex and will continue to do so until Chiaki discovers and puts a stop to it with non-hatesex?Is it also true that this will be a vast unimprovement?
>>39284320Thanks fo- Almost got me there.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!If Midori sleeps through all this I will be impressed.
>>39284352I always vote FoFA, no exceptions. I am the avatar of madness and destruction. Also I think it's completely fine to open up a can of evil whupass on people that want to kill us.>>39284354Not remotely - Midori likes dangerous women, but she wouldn't betray Sempai like that. Also they're mostly just barely tolerant and catty.>>39284377Yeah probably.>>39284387Sadly no.
>>39284415>Midori likes dangerous women, but she wouldn't betray Sempai like thatSo what you're saying is we're going to have to be a bit more active in trying to get them to like each other.
>>39284320Not a question but I love your stories. And, you should write more!!
>>39284150>When has it ever been a good ideaTraining with Kharn, it's how we met Yuu and learned how to even use the GWFighting against what's-her-face in the end of the Ruri mission, also with Yuu.Moral of the story is that so long as we have the bangles, FoFA will not kill us.
>>39284415Is it true that it would be way better if Midori and Wendy were having copious amounts of hatesex?
>>39284415I agree with >>39284462
Can someone call NASA and ask them about all those moonquakes?
>>39284415I really hope Midori and Wendy both come down to the silent room after this mess.
>>39284352It seemed like something Chiaki would do given her track record of making great choices.
>>39284471The true question, when has it NOT been a good idea? :D
>>39284458I think they might end up getting along okay, but Midori's not going to let Wendy make a move on her unless Sempai's into it and Wendy's not going to rape her because she's not Midori.>>39284462>>39284477>>39284526Thank you! I actually have two writeups in the wings, but I'm waiting on art.>>39284476It's absolutely true.
>>39284352I am a champion of Chaos. When offered the option to cause gratuitous destruction, it would be against my nature not to choose it.
>>39284602>Not choosing FoFA>pic relatedChaos is the ONLY true answer, brother
>>39284560Does one of your writeups involve hatesex?Will there be art?
>>39284655No, but one of them does cover the aforementioned meet between Midori and Wendy where she's a dumb slut that eats all of her fucking brownies.
>>39284560>and Wendy's not going to rape her because she's not Midori.It took me a while to realize that was supposed to be a separate thought than what came before it, and that the "she" was referring to Wendy and not Midori.Commas, man.
>>39284320>http://pastebin.com/dar76hhuPaste is still set to private
>>39284733,,,,,,,,,,take themtake all of them
>>39284699Where did Wendy get those brownies?
>>39284807That...is not something I can fix, sorry! I'll pass the message on and hopefully it'll be fixed soon. Until then...I guess no writeups!>>39284815She's sharing a place with Jade right now (when she's not with Mami) and they usually have some kind of dessert sitting around between them.
>>39284908Were they weed brownies?Does Green Green enjoy the green green?
>>39284908You have any more "headcanon" regarding Eve? From the details on the wiki and her brief mention in one of your writeups, so far I've got -- dour, withdrawn, pretty quiet- resilient psyche, a will of steel- not a madman or a murderer or a psychopath, just *tough*- the wiki says she carries a 1911 as her backup, so she either has 1. good taste or 2. a single-stack is the only thing she could get her dainty little hands around. Past that, I know she's a Callidus, but the wiki only gives her power as "animation." You have any extant, unwritten headcanon on what that means exactly as a character-defining angle on her standard Callidus Tricks toolkit? Anything else about her personality, any other quirks? Does she have any real goals, or dreams?
>>39285426She doesn't let Midori have the weed brownies.This is explicitly stated in the writeup.She'd enjoy them if she did, though.
>>39285485Another writer entirely was the one expounding on her, actually, so I'm afraid I can't say much. Though I can at least elaborate on Animation - she can bring to life works of art. Drawings, paintings, sculptures and the like.
>>39285541Best to not fight eve in an art gallery thwn.
>>39285541Who needs more screentime in the main quest? Who needs screentime period in the main quest?
>>39286674EnishiENISHIShe's a lewd, healthy Callidus. This is Chiaki's thing.
>>39286674Touno Asai a cute. Now if only she got her chance to do a lewd checkup on Chiaki.
>>39286674Gotta agree with Enishi. She gets sidelined because Chiaki already has two Callidus in her retinue now, but she's like the only Rank Leader we see shit-all of. Which is sad, because lewd, healthy hime is basically fantastic.
>>39286778Chiaki's not interested because she has plenty in that department, between Midori and Wendy. Besides, if Chiaki wanted to expand to a harem, her top choices would probably be Sayaka and Kyouko.Well, her top REALISTIC choices. Mami would definitely be number 1 but she's made it clear she isn't interested.
>>39286674Jade. Jade is the best.
>>39286838>healthy himeI can agree with lewd, but Ben&Jerry's is the exact opposite of healthy.
>>39286674Mami but not her clothes
>>39286674Rea. We get up to plenty of Callidus Bullshit, and plenty of Eversor-ing, but the last time someone got shot from a significant distance it wasn't even by a magical girl!
>>39286838Way back in Decu's Valentine's Day drawthread I requested a pic of Enishi, alone, wolfing down ice cream to bury the pain of being alone.I like Enishi, but I like her as a loser. I feel like giving her too much screentime would undermine that.
>>39286838Who needs to be properly introduced to Chiaki and company?