You are katie black, sub-average ginger schoolgirl with a communication disorder, And right now you're lying in your bed, it's dark. Your room is alighted by the static given off by your TV and whatever little light makes it through the blackout blinds. It's not a particularly comfy bed, nor is it uncomfortable, but rather takes on those qualities due to being lay on when there's simply nothing else to do... and it smells like bodily fluids, obviously.All you can hear is the quiet buzz of static pervade the utterly dull atmosphere of your bedroom, like a sleeping politician snoring in the house of lords after everyone has left. You roll over, painfully aware of the sound and unable to go to sleep, but then you can never sleep on this thing. You just toss and turn in the soft sheets trying to get perfectly comfortable but you can never quite get there, the problem is you're not even remotely tired, drained yes but you never do anything besides sit in that computer chair. You feel unwell and sluggish, you need to move but you can't be bothered. you almost feel trapped.Sighing you flop onto your back and elect to stare at the dull white ceiling, watching the gentle ebb and flow of grey light produced by the static... You have literally nothing better to do with your time.>Go browse the internet some more.>You don't know what time it is but go get a bowl of breakfast cereal.>Bug your mother to make you something.
>Bug your mother to make you something.>break down in tears and say I love you over and over.
>>39260375>Go browse the internet some more.>"Time to browse 4chan an-Wait this looks familiar....."
>Previously on spaghetti snek quest: https://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/%21Me.qpOlLW2/type/op/Paid Debt List:SPIDERSMUT: http://pastebin.com/Z7S9enSE - by anon.This twitter thing everyone's talking about - https://twitter.com/DrUnorigionalAsk.fm - ask.fm/DrUnorigional Difficulty: This crappy quest will have a difficulty setting that you can change at any time if you so wish, just ask, use it tactically.>Easy mode: (Half XP) You get 5 dice rolls, best roll taken, the entire world is sunshine and rainbows. Only lasts for 5 in game story posts.>Normal (defult): (Normal XP rates and encounters.)You get 3 rolls, best dice taken.>challenging: (Double XP!) You only get 2 rolls, best of 2. >Hard mode: (Triple XP and more loot.) You get 2 rolls but we use an average instead of the best one. Bad luck comes your way and shit is getting perilous, pray to the dice gods for mercy.>Punishing: (Quadruple XP and allot of cool stuff just left lying around. )You only got one shot, make it count. 1 roll. Enemies are written as more competent/ better equipped, E.G if encountered then regular wolves will become larger dire wolves ect. You may get your shit pushed in.>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.Fate point: QM steals from khornette quest because he is a filthy hack, you can reroll one dice per session. Only once, and use that instead.Dub rolls = +30Trip rolls = +90
>>39260375>Go browse the internet some more.The internet in our MIND
>>39260419>Current level = 59>Difficulty = Challenging. ( I didn't forget, I'm just not changing it )XP: current/total = level.For example. 35 exp collected vs a 60 for evolution = level 58Every 25 levels you get some kind of passive perk that might have an effect on your next evolution. Whatever you choose gets strengthened as and if you evolve.Experience is given via difficulty and is relative. Remember to use the difficulty setting tactically, you can't raise it until after the fight is over.>Mundane = 1 or even 0 XP. Shit like killing insects or knitting.>Easy: 1-3 EXP, picking a lock or successfully hunting small prey.>Medium: 5-10 EXP hunting larger prey that can fight back but really can't win.>Challenging: 10-25: Shit that can fight back but not exactly life threatening.>Threatening: 25-50 Something that could very well kill you and puts up a fair fight. 1V1 me faggot.>Deadly: 50-100+ a (much?) larger/stronger opponent that may have the odds stacked in their favour
>>39260375>start on filthy dex build. Remove that fucking knight.
>>39260375>>You don't know what time it is but go get a bowl of breakfast cereal.THEN we can browse the internet while eating.
>>39260434>>39260414>>39260458I guess this last one counts as internet as well?Writing
>>39260375>Go browse the internet some more.Yay, snake time, best time.As per last thread horns finally won, I assume that means our father was an oni or demon.
>>39260479Our father was a horny goat
>>39260479It means we're even hornier than before and will require a thorough scrubbing at the next opportunity huehuehuehuehue (no relation)
>>39260375All you can hear is the deafening sound of static and all you can see is the ceiling. What are you even doing? You're not doing anything at all. You could do your homework or play video games again but... you can't be bothered. What you need is instant gratification.Rolling out of bed and collapsing onto the floor bonelessly out of sheer boredom you pick yourself up and stagger over to your favorite weird smelling swivel chair through the piles of discarded rubbish and that one bottle you pee into when you can't be bothered to walk to the toilet and hide from your mother, you used to use McDonald's drinking cups but you soon learned your lesson after one to many incidents that ended in spluttering. You slump into the chair and press the power button, catching sight of yourself while you stare mindlessly into the computer screen waiting for it to load up.You look like the walking dead, gormless slack jawed expression, hair a mess, black circles under your lidded eyes made especially visible by your deathly pale complexion and ginger hair... everything is as it always is. You check the same sites for updates again, but as always nothings changed, you're looking at the same things. YouTube subscriptions, twitter, even tumblr, you cycle through them several times but nothing changes. You feel like static, theres a sound reminiscent of a zombie groan. You realize you're the one making it.>Get yourself some breakfast-supper-dinner(?) before going back to Interneting until you pass out again.>Bug your mother to make you something.>Look out the window.
>>39260671>>Look out the window.It's gotta be better than Windows.
>>39260671>Yaoi always satisfies even if you've seen it before
>>39260671>Look out the window.You mean it isnt boarded up or shutters closed?
>>39260479plase no,here's hoping our magic is shit! and our nubs can be concealed by the cap Ed bought for us.
>>39260671>otherBe a snake
>Horns automatically means magicI thought horns was the Lord line thing, which isn't necessarily magic?
>>39260671>>Bug your mother to make you something.I kind of miss her, don't remember how long it was since I last saw her
>>39260671>Look out the window.>Get yourself some breakfast-supper-dinner
>>39260775Pretty much, yeah.Horns aren't really related to magic any more than, say, swordfighting or knitting.
>>39260750I actually hate the nubs and am still pisses about the "No retcon even though I have yet to even post us having horns" Doc said. But if we need to have nubs they ahould atleast give a story reason as to why the fuck they even exist in the first place. Huge votes for life.
>>39260805while I too hate horns, the way this settings evolution system works means we don't really need any horn-based ancestors to have them.
>>39260743>>39260693>>39260790Look out the window what do you seeWriting>>39260773This is ginger spaghetti schoolgirl quest now anon.>>39260792>>39260805Votes are votes.
>>39260792It seems to denote an extranatural skill in whatever it is that the Lord does, though. So I guess for Katie she would be a Spagooti Quarter-Lord. Or maybe a Get-Into-Fistfights-With-Wildlife Quarter-Lord. Quarter because it's still only half by the time full horns happen.Or someone else can think of a less autistic title.
>>39260834>This is ginger spaghetti schoolgirl quest now anon.Noooo>be a snake
>>39260837you have it pretty much dead on. We're not really good at any skills, so the horns denote skill for something much more vague. Like stuttering.
It's just two small (hopefully cute-ish) horns, I have no strong feelings either way about them and actually didn't vote either way regarding them last thread.Basically: What's the big deal?
>>39260873>what's the big dealIt's less about the actual evo themselves and more about NUB CONSPIRACY
>>39260827I forget, Is it Lamia or Naga that in Mythology are related to dragons or something?
>>39260885Heh, "noob conspiracy".
>>39260873Hugefags and nubfags are both autists playing a quest about an autist and they want to build their perfect waifu.If you want a real life analog, take two little kids who hate eachother and tell them that they have to share at Build A Bear and watch what happens.
Dreams within dreams. Our subconscious is telling us what a shit life we had
>>39260904I think our subconscious should shut up about it and wake us up already.Either that or load up some good youtube videos for us and then wake up.
>>39260891I would assume Naga since Lamia was a baby eating woman beast
>>39260928and/or some innocent priest turned hermit after being raped in a temple
>>39260671>and that one bottle you pee into when you can't be bothered to walk to the toiletI know I had my moments back in the day but even I didn't go so far as to use the piss jug. Thought about it though so I suppose it cant be that much farther to reach that point.>>39260904We need to go deeper.
>>39260671You eventually start browsing the Yaoi board on 4chan for lack of anything better to do, you encounter the same faggots calling your husbando a shit and the baiting arguments you always see and for a short time you are amused by shitposting. That's the highlight of your day, it soon becomes tedious. You almost consider browsing tumblr again before you sigh and slouch back in your chair looking at the ceiling, a perpetual frown stuck to your face.What are you even doing with your life.The all pervading silence is now punctuated by a computer fan as well as static, but you suddenly hear something outside the window... or rather feel something there. Your head turns slowly to look at the sudden distraction, sometimes you'd get so bored that you'd look through the cracks in your blinds and go people watching, this is unfortunately one of those times.The back streets are empty and.... not entirely as you remember them. Things seem rundown, with hints of moss growing on the fences lining the tight pathways behind your house, the sky is grey and a fog permeates everything. All in all a pretty nice day for a walk considering nobody else is around...Careful not to be seen you move your head and beady eyes so as to get a better look through the slanted blinds blocking your view of the outside world... then you see it- or her? You catch a brief glimpse of her peeking from behind the fence before she disappears. It-she looked familiar.>That looked like Sirena, you'd better go after her for some reason.>Go get yourself some breakfast.>Write in ( You'd better not say schlick to yoai
>>39260897I agree, poison is the way to go.
>>39260671>TumblrDropped.But srs, bug mom
>>39261041>That looked like Sirena, you'd better go after her for some reason.
>>39261041>>That looked like Sirena, you'd better go after her for some reason.go get mauled by a cougar again, I guess.
>>39261041>schlick to yoai>Alright fine, go chase after Sirena
>>39261041>Go get yourself some breakfast.
>>39261047POISON IS ONE OF MY NUMEROUS DESIRES.I want hugeness, poisonness, and thick scales. Thick scales could be swapped out for camo scales, but yeah.After those three, I want the full suite of eye powers.
>>39261041 >That looked like Sirena, you'd better go after her for some reason.
>>39260873Qm said he didn't want nubs. Hw wanted huge and/or poison snake. He already said they were electricity magic and make it clear that he's nerfing the shit out of them. It's kind of sounding like a shit shoot, and I picked nubs.
>>39261064>>39261057>>39261055>>39261073>>39261094Welp that was pretty one sided.>>39261054Bug mom while you're at it. gotit.>>39261076I'm partial to bit of armored edge snek myself, but it's never going to happen ;~;
Well we still remember what went on in fantasy world. Talk to yourself to see if we still have the hiss
>>39261109Armored snake I get, but where does the edge come from?Are there edge evolutions?The closest I can think of is claws, which I prioritize around as high as eye upgrades.>>39261105>qm doesn't want nubs>implying it's not a nub conspiracy
>>39261109I'm partial to anything that might lead to magic, because I'm a faggot like that. I did miss putting my vote into the nubs vote last time though, not that it mattered.
>>39261127I think the implication is we're having a delusion while unconscious
>>39261139>Are there edge evolutions?Tail spade. Can be upgraded for decapitations. Claws like you said would also be a safe bet.
>>39261076To be honest that is exactly what I want. But maybe less locked into eyes. >>39261109Armored snake is cool but wont het enough traction due to "muh majiks">>39261139 Nubs a shit!
>>39261196I don't like tail spade. It just seems difficult to use/have/live with.
Let's not get back into the nubs or no argument again.We have a built in taser now, for when things need to scream before we crush them. Like shitmonkeys
>>39261196Claws seem like they'd interfere with a lot of stuff.
>>39261181Im just cool with more, physical magic, for lack of a better term. Stuff we do naturally through our body. So the electricity nubs work fine for me
>>39261219It really depends the type of claw.
>>39261218more likely to bite off or swallow a tongue then scream I think
>>39261210And it looks silly unless you're some kind of humanoid demon with a tail.
>>39261218Yeah, just think of how awesome it'd be to be a living bug zapper too. Apart from combing dead flies out of your hair.>>39261209I voted nubs but I have no intention of continuing to upgrade them for boosted magic casting. I imagine I'm not alone in this.
>>39261109I'll vote on anything that'll make us long. Anything that makes us like a spagetti
>>39261251Including huge balls of meat?
>>39261248You I'm fine with. I just hate anons who feel the need that every MC needs to have magic. I blame 3.PF.
Honestly, I'm fine with horn nubs. It'll probably lead into full horns, which will hopefully unlock eye powers. We seem to have exhausted all the eyepowers we can currently get but can't take hypnotic eyes yet on a level up, so maybe adding magic to the mix will help.Innate magic is best, magic spells can fuck right off. Except maybe convenient around-the-house magic like prestidigitation.
>>39261312We already have eyepowers we can pick without dumb horns. Hypno eyes is totally pickable.Unless it's mutually exclusive with thermal eyes.In which case let's just get camo scales and be full predator.
>>39261312And Unseen Servant. Mending is also awesome.
>>39261326>>39261312No prestidigitation or mending for you.
>>39261339>Still getting Unseen Servant.Ghost blowjob! WhooooOOOOooo!
>>39260375Too short notice Dr, I'm stuck at a thing with 3% battery.
>>39261362Also,>People wantIng magicabsolutely disgusting
>>39261475but we a snek, we don't need no magic.we get HUEG and STRONK despite still having a little girl body on top.We need to go out and eat bigger things.
>>39261490I was agreeing up until you said we need to go out and fight bigger things.We should probably avoid the jungle when we can. For safety reasons. We almost died, and we're getting a whole session dedicated to being unconscious because we can't be trusted to minimize wounds.
>>39261514Maybe we can find another pack of boar? This time we just eat all of them.
>>39261539Can we stop thinking about murdering things for once we almost diedFor fucks sake we're just a kid
>>39261539I'd take several kinds of excuse to give us a reason to get a huge snake-like bulge in our penis shaped stomach.I remember these things
>>39261490This is spaghetti snek quest, not Katamari Damacy.
>>39261555We aren't a kid in body or mind! well maybe the tits.....
>>39261490>getting even biggerNa
>>39261555I just want to wake up so I can go back to being awkward snek.Then apologize to snekmom like 60 times for going outside.Then maybe do some bedside drawing with little snake.
>>39261622>Crude drwaings of ourself with tits
>>39261591We're most definitely a kid in body, we're just kinda like a really big kid, like a pre-teen that had too many growth spurts. Debatably, we are a kid in mind, kinda. We did forget how to do a lot of stuff like draw or use forks. And 15 years of experience browsing the internet doesn't really help with surviving in a fantasy universe. >>39261622Yes thank you.
>>39261041A haze you didn't realize was coating your mind seems to clear slightly and you blink...wait a second. Wasn't that Sirena? You think it was. A sudden and exciting urge to give chase bubbles up inside your gut, you have no idea why but you just feel the intense need to do so. Almost feels like you finally have a purpose, a reason to actually do something, and it feels if not good at least less like you're a walking corpse.Power walking wobbly through the layers of crusted floor trash on legs that went into a coma days ago you open the door from your bedroom and step outside... [NIGHTMARE MODE ACTIVATED You shiver, the house feels chilly as if your mom turned off the thermostat to save money. Unlike your room that was a constant boring temperature the passage from your bedroom feels thoroughly uninviting, especially with the complete lack of lighting. Even the carpet feels cold.Suddenly overtake by a strange apprehension you proceed much more gingerly towards the stairs. The entire house creeks as a gust of wind howls outside.This is some silent hill type shit. "MOOOOOOOM" you shout listening for a reply at the foot of the stairs as if worried something will come around the corner at the bottom and start crawling up backwards on six pairs of broken arms.The house is silent. "MMMMOOOM?!" you cry in a slighter higher pitched voice, there's no reply.You advance down the stairs like a deer, just like you used to when you were much younger and used to be haunted by imaginary monsters and the irrational fear that they were hiding right behind every doorway like a black man waiting outside a convenience store in Detroit.-Cont-
>>39261681Apart from being considerably colder and greyer than you recall the house is completely empty. The kitchen is somehow even colder.You make sure to close the doors after you before leaning against the fridge- There is she is again.Your eyes meet, there she is peeking out again from behind your garden fence, but her eyes are filled with terror and you have no idea why. You just know one thing, you have to find her and stop her from hurting herself.She disappears again, tail vanishing as she bolts and you burst out the door. Immediately your teeth start clattering as the cold bites you like a playful lover revealing that surprise! they're actually a vampire, it takes your breath away and you have to stop for a few seconds before you stagger on. Shivering you yell after the fleeing snake "Waaaaaait!"The back streets look different, bigger. or maybe you're just smaller, and they're covered in moss and vines. Regardless you run in whichever direction vaguely feels like the right one, yet can't shake the feeling of being watched.Emerging from them you pass through a wall of fog which just seems to get thicker and thicker, unfamiliar shapes pass you by in the Myst like the breath coming from your mouth, it starts to clear and you're left standing in an unknown street, cars rusted and houses derelict, all covered in vines and other green growth. it's utterly silent aside from the gentle breeze now washing over you.>Give up and head home, it's impossible.>Keep searching, you have to find her.>Write in?
>>39261700>Keep searching, you have to find her.Down the rabbit hole the snek went, but the snek didn't know it was a dire rabbit. The snake forgot to bring the required holy hand grenade.
>>39261700>>Keep searching, you have to find her.Snake-chan dosn't let her prey get away
>>39261700>Keep searching, you have to find her.>Go through your mental horror-survival checklist. Maybe you'll be genre savvy enough not to fuck up too bad. This is some silent hill shit.
>>39261700>Keep searching, you have to find her.>Write in?Attempt to control dream as lucid dreamer.probably fail, but hey, I always try when I recognize my dreams
>>39261700>Keep searching, you have to find her.
>>39261700>Keep searching, you have to find her.NIGHTMARE MODE!?!?
>>39261700>Keep searching>Start hearing voices
Keep searching. We left our room, might as well keep going. Plus since this is a nightmare whatever is coming for us will find us eventually. Might as well meet it head on
>>39261700>MystFucker, I ain't solving any puzzles.>Keep searching. She's your responsibility.
>>39261765I think it means we are in a literal nightmare
>>39261700>Keep searching, you have to find her.>Sirena-chaaaaaan~
>>39261139Well blade tail for one, level 2 armored scales would also be pretty edgy in certain places, it's not impenetrable but better than the soft little girl skin you have on your human half now. Also claws.>>39261678You didn't forget, you never knew in the first place anon.
>>39261827...W-we never knew how to use forks?
>>39261700>>Keep searching, you have to find her.It's better than getting lost and not being able to find our home again...
>>39261859>>39261827how do you not know how to use forks?You stab the thing. Then you eat it.
>>39261809>>39261786>>39261765>>39261754>>39261751>>39261747>>39261739>>39261738Another unanimous decision. I'm noting these down as they'll have a subtle effect on her character.Writing
>>39261827>Never knew how to be a functional humanOk this one is actually mom's fault. Stick with snekmom
>>39261885Basically going straight for it without any questions? Very deterministic.
>>39261885well, I'm going to go deal with biological things for like 20 minutes.I hope nothing is on fire when I come back.
>>39261890We seriously needed the second chance at growing up. Probably shouldn't waste it by trying to grow up too fast and ruin everything for ourselves again.
Wow you people get way too asspained over having magic.
>>39262009Fuck magic, and fuck you too. Hueg is only power.
>>39262009It's almost as if they're really sick of it after having magic in everything else.
>>39262009I'm fine with it if we just stick to horn nubs and don't go further with it, a little bit is okay but I would very much enjoy not going too far with it.
>>39262078I'd prefer it more if we grew the horns out fully, but it's more aesthetic sense than an actual desire for magic.
>>39262009Yeah because it's fucking EVERYWHERE AND IS ANNOYING
>>39262078Most-likely, the combination of magic being an expression of self-confidence and Katie being scientifically inclined would mean she'd be going in a different direction then casting Lightning 2, Anon.
>>39262111>magic being an expression of self confidenceFuck right off my dick with that entire concept.Right off.
>>39261700You sort of slow down to a jog then a walk before finally stopping, the only sound and movement you see coming from your heavy breathing fogging up in front of you. You have absolutely no idea where the fuck you are, it freezing cold and every time you turn around things seem slightly different, almost like the vines were moving when you're not looking at them.This is some horror game bullshit, clearly. You consider checking your mental horror checklist while spinning around trying to get your bearings in a manner that would make the most skittish of stupid deer look like oldschool college fraternity douchbags at a keger. You desperately want to go back to your bedroom but... you can just leave Sirena out here...It's eerily silent for a while and you wonder if perhaps you're trapped in a video game...Your head snaps in one direction as something echos far off in the distance, sounding like a rubbish bin being tipped over. You take a few steps back unsure of what to do, you haven't seen anybody since you came out here and quite frankly you're terrified. So much so that you feel your bladder spasm.Then your eyes go wide as Demonic howls echo deep inside the fog, you can't see anything through the it but you know they're coming. Whatever they are.>Hide 1d100 vs a 90>RUN!!! 1d100 vs a 90>Stand and fight?>Write in?
>>39262133>Activate SNEK modeOr>Stand and fightHowever you want to interpret it.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>39262133>Hide 1d100 vs a 90Maybe we'll see someone.Also nightmare mode is bullshit.
>>39262099You know what's everywhere and annoying? Your fucking eternal complaints about it in this quest. Bring it up again at the next upgrade vote if people look to be voting for magical stuff again.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>39262133>>Hide 1d100 vs a 90FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>39262133>write in> collapse, try not to cry, cry anyway.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>39262133RUN
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>39262133>Hide 1d100 vs a 90
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>39262133>RUN!!! 1d100 vs a 90
>>39262133>>RUN!!! 1d100 vs a 90
>>39262133>Stand and fight
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>39262133FUCK THIS SHIT today has been too fucking weird and you're not going to die in some cliche run and trip horror movie scene.>Stand and fight, get a weapon and club some feral dogs
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>39262133>RUN!!! 1d100 vs a 90
>>39262186Nightmare mode is WORST of three rolls anon.
>>39262009I'm actually more asspained over people wanting to get even bigger then we already are.
>>39262201Careful now. Chances are it's actually the village running to help us, and we are in some sort of monster trance. Because nightmare mode.
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>39262133>Hide
Question: How big are we actually? Snake half and all.
>>39262219That's because I wanted to go strength or dex build, not shitty Arcane, Int builds are for scrubs.
>>39262243As big as snake mom.
>>39262261That seems like a perfect size.
>>39262253Seriously.Have you guys ever played dark souls? The casters are the ones who are doing it wrong.
>>39262253Dex build with Venom would have been perfect, although keep in mind the lengthier we are, the more agility we have.
>>39262162>>39262168>>39262242> Hide rolled a 5>>39262167>>39262174>>39262185>>39262208Run rolled 15.>>39262201>>39262189Stand and fight needs more rolls.Seems you can't run or hide, but running is the one least likely to end in rape.Writing.
>>39262253Wow you people are awful.It's almost like you can't deal with human interaction. Like come on people not everyone is the same and when majority wins you instead decide to shit it up for everyone else.
>>39262186We can't.>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.All is lost.
>>39262253>buildsWe aren't trying to dungen crawl anon, sure you're in the right quest? If no one else wants to maintain the little girl look then at least I will.>>39262273Well that was how we were. Now after we leveled up we might be bigger. Not sure how the system works. But some of these anons want to get bigger it seems.
>>39262261Actually, we are already bigger than her by like 2 inches its negligible but I think she mentioned it when we say things from her perspective two threads ago.
>>39262297I've had some good fun with hybrid builds.
>>39262322>they don't like thing>better call them awful people!Fuck off with that sore winner bullshit.
>>39262328If you can convince me that Poison or Armor will receive enough votes to win the next evolution I will hold off plan Katie=Ouroboros until several evolutions down the line.
We're having a nightmare, did you really think the monsters wouldn't find or catch us no matter what we did?
What we really need is a longer tongue for more sssssssspaghetti.
>>39262380I'm not really a fan of either, I just don't want to get bigger yet and hurt the cute factor. I'd appreciate it if you just held off and just vote for something else you like.
>>39262372I did not ever vote for anything.I'm just calling it as I see it. You're a bunch of fucking spergs whining about shit because it did not go your way. It's not about you not liking thing, it's about endless crying.
>>39262380Different anon here. I'd also vastly prefer poison (or almost anything) to even more hugeness.
>>39262492>I don't like these people endlessly crying>therefore, I will endlessly cry about it at a time where the level of crying is low to negligible until everyone else is crying tooSo you are about 20 times worse than I gave you credit for. Fucking autists can't deal with people having reasonable disagreements.
>>39260375Why now. I'm so fuckin' drunk and I like horns. why do you do that on my birthday?
Gentleman, you can't fight in here. This the war room.
>low to negligibleDid you even read the thread you blind shit?Not even going to bother with you m8. Stay stupid.
>>39262421The lisp never ends.
>>39262133You recognize those howls- YOU RECOGNIZE THOSE HOWLS!! Terror overtakes you, it's those fucking deformed creatures again, but their calls seem much deeper and gravely then you remember. Not that you're thinking too hard about it, right now you're charging down the street gasping for breath while you hear the calls getting closer and louder, you can hear their footsteps now.The sound of raging water, the monkeys, it's all coming back to you now... You glance back- oh fuck no. That's not a deformed monkey, it's a lanky gorilla on steroids that had a bad run-in with a machete, from what you could glance before snapping your head forward while half screaming half sobbing like a little bitch and demanding your limp noodle legs hurry up, the things diseased skin was stretch taught over bulging muscle and leaking puss, covered in welts and rashes. But it's skull. The thing was fucking bald and missing the flesh around it's teeth putting the rancid blackened things on full perpetual display.Shit was right out of bloodborne.You think you just pissed yourself, and that awful screeching... actually come to think of it going by how much your throats hurting that's probably you.Suddenly your face impacts the floor having tripped on a pesky vine. You shakily rise, tears running from your eyes and blood from your nose as you get onto scraped knees.You can feel them behind you now, growling deeply. The ground shakes at their steps.-cont-
>>39262671You're gonna die. you're going to die, you're going- something hits you in the side. You tumble across the ground before coming to a rest facing the sky. You push yourself up and casually note your arm looks like it's been put inside a washing machine with a pile of bricks, I.E There's a bone sticking out of it, in two places. Your arm doesn't bend that way, in fact you don't even have joints there.Strangely enough it doesn't hurt, you're more shocked than anything. Just staring at it blankly while tears leak down your face, you're definitely going to die. The ground rumbles as the beasts approach, roaring deeply and pounding the ground. Shaking there's not a lot you can do besides sit there on your knees and wait for the end to come.>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?>Unleash snek-chan.>Sit there and die (End coma dream, but you'll miss whatever else I had planned)
>>39262693>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?
>>39262693>Unleash snek-chan.The snek went "Ssssssssssssssssssnek"
>>39262671Whelp! Time to do the only honorable things!>Look at a guide>Savescum like a motherfucker>Alt+F4
>>39262693>Unleash snek-chan.Always right. Fuck reson. Fuck logic. We need to survive as predator.
>>39262693>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?I'd say wake up but i'm somewhat curious.
>>39262693>jump in the water.
>>39262693>>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?Anything but snakechan. This is an area where our psychological state is seriously in question, we can't go murderhobo here. Anything but snakechan.
>>39262721>>39262718And by unleash I mean summon because this is a dream/ nightmare.
>>39262693>>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?It worked last time, go for it!Guys... guys. Stop. pls just stop.
>>39262693>Sit there and die (End coma dream, but you'll miss whatever else I had planned)
>>39262693>Unleash snek-chan.We are bigger now! We can fight these scrubs! We leveled up and came back with +5Poison.
>>39262693>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?Follow the story till now
>>39262693>Jump in the waterI'll humor this terrible dreamscape as long as OP readies themself for a long session.
>>39262693>Sit there and die (End coma dream, but you'll miss whatever else I had planned)Dream sequences a shit. Even when they're done well, they're still a shit.
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>39262693>Pause the dream and look up this guy on the wiki.
>>39262738Well aware, fuck eight beer and 4 shots. Survival isall that counts.
>>39262693>>You hear raging water behind you, jump in again?As a side benefit, it will also repel vampires.
>>39262693>Jump inSnek-chan a badass, but these are going to eat her alive.
Would rather not fight since we might hurt someone in the waking world, but whatever.
Jump in the water. Not even snakechan can take them
>>39262764>Pause>A souls gameGet a load of this guy.
>>39262712>>39262726>>39262730>>39262737>>39262740>>39262748>>39262756>>39262797Jumping in the water>>39262718>>39262721>>39262728>>39262744>>39262749Snaaaaaaaake- lost.Writing.
OP please don'T lisen to the people that want to flee, please. let is be what we are now. Scavenger, predator, killer. Let us be... the snake, the lamia, the monster. Unleash us...
>>39262829>OP please disregard the majority vote and listen to what I have to sayWe aren't a savage killer, we're just a kid.
>>39262829And then we ran like a bitch.
>>39262829I'm sorry anon, but we are the spaghettiest of sneks.
>>39262693>>Sit there and die (End coma dream, but you'll miss whatever else I had planned)Look, dream sequences are nice but I was hyped for us being awake today.SKIPSKIPSKIP
Perhaps we will come out of the other side of this nightmare a new snake, better prepared now for the new world we inhabit.
>>39262897I don't caaaareHolding the skip buttooooon
>>39262897I actually hope we don't change drastically. Maybe some small changes. I mostly just voted to continue because I didn't want OP's material to go to waste.
>>39262889>>39262866>>39262860Not anymore. overcome yourslves, overcome your nature, overcome the chaines that bind us with the fire that drives us.
>>39262950We are less than a month old can we please enjoy our second chance of a childhood while we still can?
>>39262927>Press X to skip>This is a Genesis controllerWhen did I lose control of my life?
I will never understand the people who insist on trying to turn quests into slice of life when the quests are very obviously not slice of life
>>39262965This.Fuck all this nightmare world development shit. Let's go drawing and make an actual friend. It might even help us talk without stuttering.Hell, let's pay back eddie somehow.
>>39263019I will never understand people who bring up complaints like this completely unprompted specifically to start fights about people liking things they don't like.
>>39262965This is a dream. we had our chance at childhood. we had our chance to be great. bbut we failed. we faailed and were given a second chance and we should use it.
>>39263037>unpromptedIt's prompted by the people going on about how doing anything but being a little kid doing little kid things only is badwrongfun, which makes your assertion that I'm trying "to start fights about people liking things they don't like" all the funnier.
>>39263022Drawing would probably happen anyway. The only question is when we eventually draw a picture of snake mom and write MOM on it.>>39263037He likes arguing with things he doesn't actually care about is my guess.
>>39263076>He likes arguing with things he doesn't actually care about is my guess.Yeah, makes sense. Especially given this>>39263069
>>39263076I don't know if we get to call snake mom "mom".It's a weird case of semi-adoption.
>>39263144The spaghetti would be delicious, though. And we'd probably get a double amount.
>>39263144She would probably die from bloodloss through her nose. As far as formalities go I think it's fine if we just asked her if our mom is coming back for us. Leading question.I'd want to see the pasta flow anyway.
>>39263194I sort of want it to go a different way though.Moving out of salvia's house to live in eddie's house after we buy him a bedThen we are neighbors and friends with the snake family and we get to consistently improve eddie's house as the quest goes onFuck you guys I love improving a base
>>39263212I'm down for improving Eddie's home. But I still like the idea of calling Salvia "Mom", I mean, we don't have to technically live with her to do that. But we'd also have to start calling Eddie "Dad", Or perhaps "Daddy" if we're feeling cute.
>>39263212>Fuck you guys I love improving a baseO-Ok anon...
>>39263262Fuck you. Bases for life.
>>39263258I'd sign both immediatly. Eddie is dad and Salvia mom
>All of these voters.>No one thinks about what Katie would want.Poor Katie.
>>39263212All we have to do is hitch snek-mom and Eddie, and then we can take over eddies house when he moves in with snek-mom
>>39263258>Not calling him "papa"Daughter, I am very disappoint.
>>39263296>what katie would wantTo live in the village without being clawed to pieces again, to get to draw some, and eventually maybe not being so awkward?Also internet?Because it seems the entire conversation is revolving around what katie wants.
>>39263284Whatever is cost-efficient. If Eddie moves in, it's a huge load off of his back financially as long as there is room.
>>39263317>>39263299>eddie moves inNo No NoWE move in with EDDIE. He's the one who has an empty house (base) to work on.
>>39263284You sure showed him.
>>39263332You don't understand. Eddie moves in with snek-mom. We move in to eddies empty place.
But.. then we don't spend at much time with best little big sister.
>>39263382No, we move in with eddie and get a second bed next to his.>>39263396she's our neighbor!
>>39263382WIN-WINIf we manage to do that. And if Eddie is exceptionally well endowed since... we did fit half our arm in...
>>39263382Or, if Snek-mom has space in her place, we improve both if we can afford it, just snek-mom's if we're poor. We have to pay debts, after all.
>>39263409Our neighbour across half the town!
>>39263341I don't have a smug enough picture to describe how much I showed him.
We will have Eddie move into moms place, mom moves into Eddie's place, and we work on fortifying the wall and live in a hole. Everyone's happy.
>>39263413Doujins agree that he would be, and when has Japan ever been wrong?
All this talk of improving houses when we couldn't even bring a single deer back. Baby steps guys.
>>39262693Memories come flooding back to you as you stare into the gaping maw of this mutant primate bent on eating you a possibly desecrating your corpse. it's like your there again looking at a raging river, because you are. Instead of tarmac the road at the intersection is just a raging river, cars clinking as they're pushed and pulled by the dangerous currents. Breathing and heart-rate going haywire a very reptilian part of your brain decides it's more afraid of the giant nightmarish fucks behind you than it's fear of drowning.You bolt, crying and emitting incoherent babble you charge towards the water feeling the breath of the creature right behind you, in fact you realize as you faceplant the floor, it was right behind you. it just picked you up by your legs. Mouth open in a silent scream you come face to face with a maw full of rancid rotting teeth and you know that this is it. You never even got to complete dark souls.Then there's this sound, like a cross between a hiss and a field of jet fighters taking off simultaneously. You crash to the ground forgotten as something charges past.-cont-
>>39263494It's just two guys.
>>39263504A gigantic horned serpent, wicked blade fingers, Cheshire grin revealing a horde of jagged teeth, wicked horns jutting back behind it's jet black hair. it's every bit the monster those creatures are. By the time you manage to get up they're already viciously tearing chunks out of one another, the snake- no.. is that.. is that you? Is that what you are? It digs it's wicked claws directly into the apes eyes then grinning maliciously tears it's tongue out with it's teeth when it screams. You mesmerized by the extreme display of fetishisized ultra-violence, watching the snake ruthlessly beat the howling mutants head into the pavement deforming both flesh and tarmac, so much so that you don't notice the other ape before it's already 5 feet away.Crying out in surprise you run, run like a motherfucker. Functioning entirely on autopilot you jump directly into the raging water and get pulled under. Your breath is gone, the water stabs you like a literal spear-tip made of ice wielded by a deranged looking homeless motherfucker, or rather a group of them simultaneously.It gets dark soon after, you're pulled along in the current and everything goes numb and limp. Sounds of people talking about you echo in the darkness,swirling around like a torrent of disproving rich snobs trapped in a Whirlpool, saying horrible things about you and your ginger hair."What a pathetic failure of a human being""Why doesn't she leave her room for once""Nobody loves you""Monster"-cont-
>>39263494hey. We brought the deer back.We just had some troubles.
>>39263520You feel something rough on your forearms, it's...- it's solid ground. You feel around in the dark before pushing yourself up and gasping deeply for breath, ginger hair stuck to your face and dripping wet. You cough and splutter, gasping for air before dragging yourself froward on shaking arms feeling like you're wearing a lead jacket. your arms burn and you collapse sideways into the shallow pit of water, head just above water enough to breath."Oh dear lord, what is that?" asks a woman."I don't know dear, but just look at it, she's positively anorexic" agrees another in the tone of a spoiler teenage girl caricature bullying the stereotypical nerd from an 80's sitcom, oh god it's so cliche. You can just about see their high heels."My what UGLY hair, and such an unkempt appearance, do you think she's homeless? She must be homeless"You manage to barely roll over onto your back to get a better look, there they stand on dry land and or the overgrown pavement, a group of incredibly tall faceless people, probably 8 feet tall, brow ridges angled downward is disapproval."Gerald do something, it's looking at me, wretched little beast" you just stare blankly up at it-her? fuck if you know. Your arm doesn't seem to be broken anymore so that's a plus."Just ignore it dear it'll go away">Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)> Just ignore them for once, it's not that bad now that it's all out in the open. (stop caring)>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do) I'll be jotting this down for later
>>39263520Hey.I don't think anyone ever called us a monster.
>>39263537>[x] Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do).
>>39263537>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)
>>39263537>>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)I am not willing to give up the spaghetti.
>>39263537>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)
>>39263537>> Just ignore them for once, it's not that bad now that it's all out in the open. (stop caring)I don't support actually changing our attitude, but we don't actually KNOW these people. So fuck them.
>>39263537>stop caring. You're soooo over it anyway. Positive attitude.
>>39263537>>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)This is a dream. We can do whatever the fuck we want.
>>39263537>>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)
>>39263537>>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)Can we still cry?
>>39263537>> Just ignore them for once, it's not that bad now that it's all out in the open. (stop caring)
>>39263537>>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)>>39263569>>39263582>>39263583Wanting Katie to be miserable forever.
>>39263537>AngryHey. Bitch. You aren't a shit-monkey. Think we could take you.
>>39263587Choices here have an effect on the character's personality, in case you missed that.
>>39263537>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)Time to get your warface on!
>>39263537>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)>Insult their lack of a face, how their height means they'll die early in life, and how pleb their brows are.
>>39263600>Implying anger isn't also miserable, but externalized instead of actually becoming happier
>>39263607I didn't. And Katie needs to grow some self-confidence.
>>39263537>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)I want to get angry, but it's so absolutely out of character to jump to that emotion in a confrontation. Next vote.
I HOPE THIS DECISION DOESN'T ACTUALLY CHANGE HOW WE BEHAVE THAT MUCH.SHIIIIIFT
ignore them. We know it's a dream now. Fuck them
>>39263537>Excuse me I'm right here (get angry)Jesus you guys really want us to be a sad fucking mop forever
>>39263537> Just ignore them for once, it's not that bad now that it's all out in the open. (stop caring)
>>39263537>But... but I'm right here... I'm... I'M RIGHT HERE (get angry)
>>39263650I just can't actually care about dream sequence.I know it's supposed to be defining our character or whatever, but it's all a silly dream to me.though, I voted to ignore them. For reference.
>>39263537>Just ignore them for once, it's not that bad now that it's all out in the open. (stop caring)Comon we need her to have a way through social anxiety that isn't feral rage
>>39263537>>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)
>>39263686>>39263537>Just ignore them for once, it's not that bad now that it's all out in the open. (stop caring)>>39263520>>39263537Holy shit, this kicks in on my playlist while I'm reading.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrz4GhMUDZA [Embed]>>39263441>Doujins agree that he would be, and when has Japan ever been wrong?pic related.
>>39263650I voted for Stop Caring, because I feel like that's the option to become happier instead of just externalizing your misery onto everyone else like anger does.
Ignore them. Katie isn't an angry person and she knows they aren't real
>>39263537>Put you head down, walk away (be shy, act as you normally do)Sadness seems to be a safer choice, anger might cause problems.
Hey, Doc, Just how drastically are you planning for this to affect katie anyway? Is she like going to be a whole new person when she wakes up or were you just going to have subtle changes happen?
>>39263569>>39263582>>39263583>>39263597>>39263604>>39263634>>39263719>Spaghetti snek>>39263578>>39263587>>39263590>>39263598>>39263600>>39263605>>39263613>>39263620>>39263650>>39263655>>39263674>>39263680Angry snekAnger is so out of character I don't know why I included it, just couldn't think of another option and it seemed vaguely valid, but too late now.>>39263585>>39263586>>39263599>>39263686>>39263716And finally apathetic snek.>>39263731You're right.BUT ANGER WON SO- if anything i guess she'd be slightly more confrontational if actually confronted in a crack head type scenario.Writing
>>39263774Not Anger per se but indignation and frustration. faux anger if you will.
>>39263772Oh just some small subtle changes that will probably build up over time.We might have just started down the villain route, I dunno.Writing for real now.
>>39263774THINK MORE CAREFULLY ABOUT THE CHOICES YOU INCLUDEALSO DON'T MAKE IT AFFECT US TOO MUCHALSO ALSO LET'S WAKE UP SOON
>>39263774>Anger is so out of characterExactly. Please don't have this have any permanent, drastic change. It's just a weird nightmare.
>>39263731>>39263732You wouldn't know what's real. and externalizing anger is not a way that's right. but being ovewhelmed by grief and resignating is much less a way to deal with things
>>39263799>We might have just started down the villain route, I dunno.OH WOW FUCKING THANKS DR!
>>39263799No villain routes.I like villagers. Even steve. That dick.
>>39263774>that feel when your vote is never countedNot that it would have made a difference
>>39263801>ALSO ALSO LET'S WAKE UP SOONHah! Dream on.This is the dream-episode. Then we get a recap episode. And then a beach episode.
>>39263774>>39263804Maybe anger represents a growing sense of self ability? Like confronting rather than fleeing problems?
>>39263809That's not what the stop caring option was. Did you actually read it or just the little bit in parentheses at the end?
>>39263804Too late you shits. God 4chan is full of idiots. Doc-"These choices effect your character and the futureAnon-We vote to be anger cause lol out of characterDoc-"Ok villan route"Anon-"Why do our choices effect stuff!?"
>>39263834NO.NO DAMN YOU.well, the beach might be allright, but I want quest back.
>>39263774nobody* wants villain route. Please don't put us there.
>>39263774Chalk it up to fever hallucinations, infection from puma wounds, Snek-chan, and our body literally fighting for its life.
>>39263845U mad?Stop caring is still a door mat. Keep being a pussy is shit as well.Just because some one doesn't put up with being walked all over doesn't make them a villain.
>>39263872Then they shouldn't have voted anger now should they!?
Anger is good. anger is explosive, dealing with prooblems, but quickly subsiding. hatred is wrong. anger is a possible point from where we can change. accept your anger. at yourself. at the world. let it free to free yourself.
>>39263884Stop being angry that people voted a thing you didn't like.Stop trying to torpedo further development because people voted a thing you don't like.
>>39263799I fail to see how getting pissed about being insulted would be a villain route. If anything it'd be cathartic. the Quiet ones are the ones you need to watch, cause when they go psycho you're already dead.
>>39263872We control the character. Do you think we're going to wake up and murder everyone?>>39263884Expressing Anger isn't evil. Christ you're all a bunch of chicken shits.
>And the Dr. was the hueStop taking things so seriously you little shits. Just enjoy the nightmare. It never ends
>>39263872Speak for yourself, actually being a villain might be fun for a change.Imagine a spaghetti-filled attempt at doing a villain speech.
>>39263910>Do you think we're going to wake up and murder everyone?It really depends what he means by villain route. I don't care about this actual choice, all results are acceptable. But us becoming a villain would be shit.
>>39263804>>39263845Because depressed people can never be angry at imaginary constructs...
>>39263923*nobody includes people who would be contrarian just for the sake of it and the inevitable one-off guy who really wants to play evilquest
>>39263843I did. Acting as you keep doing is wrong. it is perpetuating a cycle that will never end. stoping to care is the ultimate end of that. Choosing to be rather alone. choosing to stop caring is the first step to a downwards spiral that may only end with us.
>>39263881>Stop caring is still a door mat.Stop caring is not giving a shit about what random assholes that don't know you think about you. In Katie's particular case, it would mean way less social anxiety because she stops being paranoid about everyone thinking the worst of her. If someone's a douche in a way that matters, we could still react.
I'm sorry this is happening, Doc.
>>39263950>Nobody wants villain quest>People who want villain quest don't countThat's not what "nobody" means, dipshit.
>>39263923No and fuck off.
>>39263936>>39263902>>39263910>I'm being angry at anger being voted>I'm not evilIrony is lost over the internet.
>>39263799That route involves eating er'y body?
>>39263978No one said you were evil. I called you a chicken shit.
>>39263970It's his fault. He did a power vote and immediately followed it with a dream sequence where we choose future character emotive states.If he just let us interact with the normal characters and continue with our business, none of this would be happening.
STOPWE WON'T EAT ANYBODY UNTILL WE CHOSE TOANGER IS A CATALYST FOR CHANGE, NOTHING MORE
>>39263995Chicken shit is the root of all evil.
>>39263965The "Stop caring" option also strongly appears to include Katie coming to believe that she's a pathetic, ugly failure, and not even really person. Worthless. Literally worth less than anyone else.
>>39264011Like I say man.The sooner we get back to spaghetti the sooner we stop having arguments over character development and powers.
BTW, reminder that one of Katie's first action in this quest was throwing a controller at a TV screen. SO rage isn't THAT out of character.
>>39264047You do have a point there... Frustration is not out of character. Sexual or otherwise.
Jesus christ this is the shitstorm to end all shitstorms.......
>324 Posts Needing a new thread soon here.
>>39264104This isn't a shitstorm. This is some mild arguing over pessimism about what each option means.
>>39264104How nu r u?
Katie still has a conscience, jeez. Survival instinct as a predator is only natural
>>39263537You're left staring at the strange people as they take turns whispering at each other, it's painfully obvious they're talking about you, they're not even going to help you.Yes you may be a pathetic ugly mess and a worthless human being but holy fuck have some compassion for your fellow worthless human beings you lanky vaguely personish fucks, they just don't give a fuck that you almost drowned. It's disgusting, you can't believe they're just talking about you like that."h-hey! I'm right here you know?" it's the single most confident thing you've said in your life. In fact you don't think you stuttered once all day, it's like you were dreaming or some shit."oh dear yes we know, and we all wish you weren't ohohohoho" they all even laugh like stereotypical obscenely rich people. Fuck this. Pushing yourself to your feet you storm/stagger off thoroughly insulted and surprisingly unshaken from your previous bloody encounters like a thoroughly displeased cat escaping from a pool of pig entrails, cats don't give a fuck you see. They're evil, it's like bathing in candy that's past it's sell-by-date. You emerge a sticky mess then lick yoursel-You stop to wonder just what the fuck you were thinking about, and that you suddenly don't recognize your surroundings again. It's surreal, or rather this entire day has been incredibly so, you just don't know what to think about it.So instead you wander over the vine covered road grumbling vaguely about really tall snobish upper-class looking assholes before you hear it.Gentle sobbing in the distance.>Better go investigate (laugh as Op fails at more drama)>No fuck this. Leave. (fucking end this shit already) I realize I'm doing a pretty shit job at this dream sequence, I thought I'd do this cool look into Katies mind with all her crazy insecurities, delusional beliefs and shit but it didn't turn out quite as expected so I apologize, it was meant to be feelzy and sad
>>39264156>Better go investigate (laugh as Op fails at more drama)
>>39264156>Better go investigate (laugh as Op fails at more drama)More drama spaghetti.
>>39264156>No fuck this. Leave. (fucking end this shit already)Then don't fucking say "Oh we're on the villain route now!"
>>39264156>Better go investigate (laugh as Op fails at more drama)And then Dr. was the spaghetti.
>>39264156>No fuck this. Leave. (fucking end this shit already)
>>39264156>>Better go investigate (laugh as Op fails at more drama)
>>39264156>go investigateYou can't be worse than Kojima
>>39264156>>Better go investigate.Don't worry doc, her usual lie is drama enough.Plus that sequence is quite neat for now.
>>39264156>Better go investigate (laugh as Op fails at more drama)So long as we wake up during it. If not >No fuck this. Leave. (fucking end this shit already)
Dream segments rarely do well,i can say this was Better than average. And thank god coherent i hate it the most when they just dissolve into a incoherent slurry of symbolism
>>39264156>>No fuck this. Leave. (fucking end this shit already)I would investigate if I was playing this alone, but this is a quest with a finite amount of run time before I wait three days. move alloooooong
>>39264156>>Better go investigate (laugh as Op fails at more drama)You wanted drama, now you've got to give it. Don't be HueHue, Dr. 'Cos that shit'll get people both angry, frustrated and demanding their fucking porn WHERE'S THE FUCKING SNUFF HUEHUE? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?
>>39264156>>Better go investigate (laugh as Op fails at more drama)Holy fuck! Let's go have some compassion with a fellow worthless human being!
>>39264156>>Better go investigate (laugh as Op fails at more drama)Ok, you can stop trolling us now. You win.
>>39264156Feelzy is okay, you're not doing a shit job, but just too... easy to see throughThough many dreams are easy to see through >Better go investigate (laugh as Op fails at more drama)Because it's so easy to fail at a dream sequence, but you did good enough
>>39264192her usual LIFE, dammit.
>>39264156>go investigate. Already balls deep, so let's soldier on.
>>39264156>No fuck this. Leave. (fucking end this shit already)Wrap it up op. We only get so much snek quest.
>investigate. Let's face our insecurities
>>39264156Oh you succeeded at creating drama alright.
>>39264246I feel like I should have maybe skipped this session.I will check in occasionally until such time as we are actually awake.
>>39264239>>39264231>>39264229>>39264227>>39264222>>39264209>>39264199>>39264193>>39264192>>39264190>>39264184>>39264179>>39264165>>39264164>All these people wanting to see Op drop his spaghetti.Also don't worry this sessions isn't half over yet.Writing
>>39264156>Better go investigate (laugh as Op fails at more drama)Pay debts, Doc.
>>39264273>Also don't worry this sessions isn't half over yet.So I guess double-thread tonight, OP?
>>39264273Just not too much longer than this, alright? I've been waiting since last thread to find out if spiderbutt applied medical attention and if Sirena ran off to get her mom to help or if she just ran off because she was terrified out of her teenage mind.
Op are you dead set on electricity for our magic? I think one thing that might be cool is if we didnt do boring elementisum like all the rest. Maybe some cool shit like magic hypo-eyes or shedding skins to heal, commanding lesser snakes, turning into megasnake ala affair. Might be cool
Nagas in winter clothing are cool
>>39264332Exactly.I'm fucking hanging on this cliff. This cliff I've been hanging on for like four days now.STILL HANGING.
I came expecting confrontation with town about is killing a panther and getting wrecked. I am disappointed by this thread.
>>39264337Dark Souls snek, praise the sun and throw the lightning.
>>39264339I hope we're still at least partially cold blooded.Or that we at least will get to go sunbathe with the snake family one day.They've not evolved as much as us, so they're probably still cold blooded. OR at least the little one is.>>39264360Still hanging on that cliff.
>>39264339>Snake girl in winter>Flashbacks to The Little Match SellerFeeeeels...
>>39264337Personally I wish for druidic powers : command over plants and vegetal related buffs. and attacks.
>>39264339As long as they're not cold it's all good.>>39264360I'm not.
>>39264360We're getting there! We're getting there. Soon!
>>39264273Hey doc, I believe in you and your ability to make the rest of this session awesome. And I know I'm never wrong.>>39264360You're shit.
>>39264156>I realize I'm doing a pretty shit job at this dream sequenceI like dream sequences when they're done well and I'm liking this one too. Fuck the haters.>Better go investigate
>>39264360Shhh, it's the journey that matters.
Guys, if we started out buttnaked in the jungle, feasting on the wild life and using our stealthy abilities to survive...Would we be a Naked Snake?
>>39264479We are still in a dream.
This quest reminds me a lot of Edmund's dragon sequence in Narnia.
>>39264337Fuck the classical elements, we'll be our own element: Snake.>What's that on the ground? A stick? NOPE. It's a (retarded) snake.>What's that, a snake? NOPE. I put it into extended hibernation and turn it into a staff.>What's that in your hand? A dick? NOPE. You've got a snake dick now.>What's in the cauldron mo-Miss Salvia? Soup? NOPE. I'm pulling snakes out of it right now. So sorry.>Is there poison in that wound, Eddie? NOPE. I've turned it into tiny snakes and look at them pour out of your wound.>Shit-eating monkies screeching in the canopies? I shoot green blasts of energy at them... THAT TURN INTO 1D4 SNAKES ON CONTACT.>>>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
>>39264571Ehhh I'm good with just bio-taser. It's utilitarian without being overbearing
>>39264571That's good enough for me not to still be bitter about the vote.
>>39264571>Katie we aren't having snake soup that's weird.
Page 7 warning~
>>39264665Page eight bitch
>>39264156You pause, thoughts of these rude lanky cunts fade from your skull. You definitely heard crying. Standing to listen you heard another distant sob, something sinks in your chest. It sounds familiar.Slowly you slither forward over the dead vines and foliage covering the concrete, the dead plant matter getting subtly thicker as you move over the cracking and decaying concrete. Dilapidated buildings fade into trees as you pass them, the entire city becoming more like a rainforest struck by an experimental bio-weapon by the second. The sky is getting darker and trees start appearing in the middle of the road. the crying is much louder now, sounding quite inconsolable.Coming around the tree you spot her, a familiar orange figure with green hair crouched in the darkness, hunched over and crying behind a large rock."s-salvia?" you call out. She doesn't respond.You slither forward so apprehensively that you actually stop and start a few times. She's facing you but is obscured by the dark, hunched over and making high pitched whines."s- sssssalvia?" your lisp returns. You see what she is crying over now.She rises slowly, face stained with tears and hair ragged, her jaws shaking incessantly as she looks at you with devastated eyes and you think you know why. Cradled in her arms is her daughter, and she isn't moving. Tears bubble up in your own eyes and you feel weak, like you might drop to the floor at any second "...I-I"The snake cuts you off with a heaving sob "w-wh-whyyhyy" she cries, her eyes clench "you did this- you. did this"You just don't know what to say, it's all your fault. You came into her life and made her daughter run off into the jungle. you should have talked to her or- or something "n-no i""go-" the smaller snake sobs, hunching over slightly as she heaves "just go">Run away>Apologize
>>39264382There was a Party Quotes thread a couple days ago. Dunno if it got capped, but one was a Lamia Cleric. "Praise the sun for he warmeth the rock for all!" And then she sunbathed.
>>39264694>ApologizeGrow pockets, spill spaghetti.
>>39264694>OtherNo! I didn't! I stopped it! Didn't I...?
>>39264694>ApologizeYou can make this right 'hug' her
>>39264694>Wait a second........ I was the one who got mauled by the cat I saved her from it. The fuck is going on?
>>39264694>>ApologizeThis and crying.So much crying.
>>39264694>Apologize>Run awayAlso captcha is being a RIGHT COCK today.
>>39264694>Run away crying>Hide somewhere and cry more
"Are you afraid to fight me you cowardly snake!?" "A snake am i? Well ill show you how sssnakelike i can be!" *snake intensifies*
>>39264694>"I- I tried to save her!">Run awayYou can't deal with making snekmom feel bad
>>39264694>ApologizeCry your tiny little eyes out sphagetti snek. Go on, it's alright,
>>39264704I remember that one!I thought it was a better fit for Re:Lizard quest, though.
>>39264714>>39264730>>39264743>>39264746>>39264765>>39264767>>39264778>>39264790>>39264801So what I'm sorta getting is you guys want a lot of crying and apologizing and "I tried to save her">>39264799>>39264778>>39264756>>39264749>>39264799Writing
>>39264818We killed our surrogate sister! Of course we're going to be crying our eyes out.
>>39264694>Apologize. "No. This didn't happen. We saved her."
>>39264818OH GOD, YES.It might be a prophetic warning of what might happen if Snake-Chan tries to assert herself.
>>39264818>So what I'm sorta getting is you guys want a lot of crying and apologizing and "I tried to save her"Sounds right.
>>39264910It's a fever dream don't try to see shit where it isn't.
>>39264942Okay then, this is what Katie BELIEVES will happen if Snake-chan tries to assert herself when she isn't needed.
>>39264910That Snake-chan stuff is more likely than not just a fancy nickname for our instincts.
>>39264969Or it's just Katie's depressive mind going "what's the worst thing that could happen?" and showing that.
>>39264998It is, but anon's going to latch on to anything he can to try to make Katie as boring as possible.
>>39265000That toooo... Oh dear god we're on Page 9!
>>39264998yeah, pretty much.>>39265017Strangely enough, having a crazy alternate personality is somehow more boring than it just being, you know, natural instinct.
>>39264694You realize tears are running down your face at this point, how couldn't you be. You failed her, and caused her no end to grief after all she's done for you. for fuck sake you just got her daughter killed, you're pathetic. But that's all in the back of your mind, right now all you see is Salvia crying her eyes out and you need to do something, anything."i-I" what can you possibly say now, you yourself start sobbing and in the most pathetic whine you cry "I tried to save her" Salvia doesn't respond. She just cradles her dead child."I-I'm so sorry- I- I'm- I'm so-horry" You collapse onto what would be your knees, resting on your forearms and watch as your tears drip onto the cracked pavement. You don't know how long you stay like that but the silent pitter patter of teardrops and crying is eventually broken by a whisper "you should have never come here"You slowly look at her through your jet black fringe, she isn't even looking at you, just stroking Sirena's hair "I wish I never met you"You can't take it anymore, you run. As fast as your tail can take you, you run. You don't know where because your vision is clouded by tears, you just know you have to get away from here.Before long you make it to a clearing with what seems to be an office building awkwardly mated with a tree farm. you collapse against a partially destroyed wall and sob pathetically, drape yourself over it and just heavy your lungs out sobbing for as long as you can stand.You're a horrible person.-You don't know quite how long you cried to yourself but now you're feeling numb, you can scarcely believe it's happening yet you half expected it the entire time.In the distance birds take off en mass. You don't even care anymore.>Call your mom, tell her to come get you.>Just wait here for whatever it is that coming to come.>Take cover inside the office.
>>39265047Still got time then.
>>39265116>Just wait here for whatever it is that coming to come.
>>39265116>>Just wait here for whatever it is that coming to come.
>>39265116>Take cover inside the office.
>>39265102>Strangely enough, having a crazy alternate personality is somehow more boring than it just being, you know, natural instinct.Because it's in so many quests that it would be one of the first things I put on a Generic QMC bingo card and it invariably leads to the players voting to just not do anything unless they decide they want to be as edgy as possible. Even crazy alternate personalities that are objectively good (IE an angel living in the Paladin mc's head) tend to be treated with massive suspicion and avoidance.
>>39265116>>Call your mom, tell her to come get you.let's go home.Also let's wake up.
>>39265102That's because that allows the players and narrative to put the blame for all bad things or impulses the character has to be blamed on the split personality, as opposed to being character flaws. It makes it more boring because it removes depth from the character as opposed to adding any. In fiction, a split personality is only as good as the least developed personality that's part of it.
>>39265116>>Call your mom, tell her to come get you.Need a (hopefully) friendly presence here.
>>39265116>Call your mom, tell her to come get you.Waiting for what is to come is bad guys.
>>39265116>Take cover inside the office.Hit the deck!
>>39265116>Call your mom, tell her to come get you.
>>39265149Just to clear things up, Katie does not have Did. Whatever snake-chan is it's not an Independent entity, it's just a term she uses to describe the state she's in.
>>39265155Dunno, I always considered snake-chan to be nothing more than a part of Katie.Anons have a tendancy to give names to anything,so it isn't out of the ordinary.
>>39265116 >Call your mom, tell her to come get you.
>>39265116>Just wait here for whatever it is that coming to come.
>>39265116>Call momand>Take cover
>>39265116>>Call Eddie, tell him to come get you.
>>39265201So snake-chan is kind of like Katie's Id or?
>>39265116>Take cover inside the office.and cry some more
>>39265116 >Call your mom, tell her to come get you.
>>39265240snake-chan is a convenient name for a combination of instincts, focus, and possibly a little repressed frustration.I don't accept freudian psychological constructs.
>>39265280>I don't accept freudian psychological constructsGood man.
>>39265194>>39265170>>39265161>>39265150>>39265220>>39265234MOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!111>>39265125>>39265131>>39265136>>39265152>>39265171>>39265223>>39265269I'm take a brief break then make a new thread if you don't mind, just gotta work all these bloodclots out of my legs.
>>39265116>>Call your mom, tell her to come get you.
>>39265301Ummm.... Dr. that last one in the list of Wait. is actually Call Mom...
>>39265301Calling mom won: I added >>39265269 to the wrong list
>>39265301>just gotta work all these bloodclots out of my legs.I feel like this is going to be memetic in a little while
>>39265301That doesn't sound very healthy. For a Doctor you sure need to take better care of yourself.
>>39265240She's anthropomorphizing her own emotions and instincts. It's like if I started calling my dick "Boner-kun" and going on about how "oh, boner-kun's acting up again" whenever I saw porn.
>>39265339That's different, dicks have a mind of their own this is well know.
>>39265339Are you saying you don't treat your penis as a person? How rude!
Is our silly human mother going to role up in our dreamscape or are we going to have surrogate mother figure time?
>>39265411I would not be entirely surprised if it was just a different Salvia.
>>39265411A huge snek with a blacked out visage and big boobs saying "My,My, are you alright Katie?"
>>39265460>>39265512I wouldn't mind either of these
Just realised something.We have a dead panther somewhere in the woods.We have meat in the woods. OUR meat.We must retrieve our meat.
Seeing as how OP will probably post the next thread's link in his twitter (found in the OP) let me lay some rap on this (soon-to-be) dead thread as we wait.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70o-YpuXS1g
>>39265756I like to think that we were coiled around it so tightly that they just said "fuck it" and gave up one trying to pry us off it and now we're holding it like a teddy bear in Salvia's bed.
>>39265805Actually, we slithered off instead of going to sleep on it. So it may still be out there. And the skin is probably worth way more than the meat.
>>39265512>ara ara snek mom
>>39265824Maybe we sleep slithered back onto it.
>>39265830>>39265830>>39265830New thread guize:
>>39265832She's been sleeping around it for a day and night, it's starting to rot.> What do you want me to do? I just can't get her off. She's coiled too tight.Just cut around her.