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Japan quickly agrees and stops publication of a recent yaoi doujin featuring you, Mussolini and Hirohito. Mussolini doesn't really give a shit about you, he is still not over the time Nazis did in Dollfuss.
Relations with Hyrule is not going well, but Mordor has proposed an alliance.
In addition, a pointy eared, tall, muscular man has been requesting your audience. He claims he was looking for a Dorf Quest thread, but ended up in Adolf Quest due to elvish not distinguishing between "l" and "r".