Piccolo pauses for a moment, listening to something you can't hear, before he grunts "Shut up Kami."You circle his glass prison once more, staring in at the Namekian. "What's he want now?" You ask.Piccolo just smiles, "He's telling me not to tell you that there are other Dragon Balls out there. On our home planet. The Namekian dragon is even more impressive than Kami's. That and it can be summoned three times faster than his AND it can gives triple the reward."You tilt your head, "So, in the time it would take for me to summon the dragon once here, I could do it three times?"Piccolo grins at you. "Ah, but wouldn't you know it? You need someone to make the wish in the Namekian Language." He gives you a grin, "You bust me out, with a ride, I can get you there."You return to standing in front of the bubble, sneering at the green man. "And how am I supposed to find this 'ride'? This planet is pre spaceflight, and Popo crippled my ship."Piccolo finally opens his eyes, standing from his meditation position, "That sounds like a problem for you. I'm just the brains here.">Like I would ever trust you to summon the dragon for me>Rot in hell slug man!>Write in
>>39173833"I dunno I kinda like it her. Weak people to rule over. Not much competition. And apparently this world is full of wastelands I can blow up."
>>39173833>Like I would ever trust you to summon the dragon for me
>>39173833"And these dragon balls...they can bring back everything Frieza took? My people? My planet?"
>>39173833"Yes, I just need to trust you to make the wish on my behalf in a language, I can't understand.Why in HFIL would I ever trust you with that?"
>>39173833>>Rot in hell slug man!
>>39173833"So, I'd have to pull a ship out of my ass, trek across the galaxy. Gather a different set of Dragonball on another world, then trust YOU to make a wish on my behalf in a language I can't understand..... Just for the sake of saving a few months between wishes?You suck at negotiation slug. Offer me something worth my time or rot in here."
>>39173833>Write in"Ah, see that would require trusting you. And that's where it all kinda goes to shit."
"Ahhhh, see that would require trusting you. See, in your plan all I have to do is pull a ship out of my ass, trek across this galaxy, gather a different set of Dragon Balls, to then trust YOU to make a wish on my behalf in a language I don't understand? For the sake of saving a few months of my time?"The Namekian bites his lip, staring at you."Not only that, I'd have to spend the time between on a planet so dull, everyone thinks it's people are dead? Face it slug man, you're a terrible negotiator. Offer me something worth my time or rot in here!"Piccolo open his mouth about to talk, when Kami enters through the door. "Kabuya, I don't think you want to waste any more time talking to him. He'll fill your head with nothing but lies. He was literally created from the darkness within my heart. All he serves is his own interests. Nothing more."Piccolo glares at Kami from within his prison. "Have you told her about your own ship old man?" He sneers. "The one in near perfect flight condition? Just.... waiting in some abandoned wasteland for someone to come along and shoot off into space?"Kami glowers at his imprisoned half, silently gesturing you to the door.>He's obviously lying, forget him>Write in
>>39174041"I've got my own ship and a crew to man it. I know which sector of space Namek's supposed to be on. If I really wanted to, I could find it myself. But I've made a deal, and I'm keeping it."
>>39174041"Congratulations retard, you just told him about your only bargaining chip. Now, even if I was interested, I know Popo can teleport that ship anywhere he fucking likes. Or disable it like he did mine.You are fucking useless at this, aren't you."
>>39174041"So my options on this planet are a slug who tells me the truth but I can't trust, and a slug who hides the truth but is somewhat trustworthy. Fuck this I'm gonna go eat"
"Congratulations idiot, you just played your only trump card, if it's even real to begin with. Not to mention that it's worthless, considering I can get my ship back as soon as I finish by job here." You wave smugly to the prisoner and leave, Kami following behind you. "You chose wisely to ignore his lies." The elder Namekian informs you, his staff tapping the ground as he follows you back to the top of the Lookout. "Piccolo will do anything to regain power, just like the Piccolo before him. Each as savage as the last."You mostly ignore him, instead heading for the kitchens, loading a plate high with meat and rice, cramming it into your face with your bare hands.Twenty minutes later, you're stuffed, dinner filling your belly, you leave the kitchens. Halfway down the hall you stand in, you hear cheerful conversation, the Earthlings talking amongst themselves. To your left is the Pendulum Room, where you sent the girls to get more training in.>Head to the Pendulum Room>Go check on your trainees>Head back to the ship>It's late, but perhaps Bulma is still awake for a visit
>>39174078When it comes right down to it, all the problems with these double crossing plans boil down to Popo.
>>39174250>Go check on your trainees
>>39174250>Go check on your trainees>Ask them how they became that powerful compared to the people of this planet
>>39174250>Grab the trainees and head to the Pendulum RoomTime to introduce them to a galaxy full of pain!
>>39174250>write in"Hey, old man, how about letting Bulma take my ship and do a little shopping at the sector convenience planet? I could use a fully stocked Medbay and regeneration pods; I can't push your warriors as hard as Needed if they break and take too long healing."
>>39174294This. Medpods, and Bulma with Alien teach.
>>39174294jesus christ, stop bringing this upchuckles wont let us have one, since then everyone will just Zenkai sperg until we're unkillable
>>39174294Good idea but suggest he loan Bulma his ship. Our ship has the grav chamber.We should offer one of the girls to go with her. We'll still be here to keep our end of the bargain and act as effective hostages, but Bulma will have someone that knows her way around alien worlds to act at a guide/body guard. Or he can suggest someone to go with her if he has someone better.
>>39174250>Go check on your traineesSee about convincing kami to include piccolo in the training. After all the info he spilled we just found out that there are replacement dragon balls if he and the old man bite it and he's right about being stronger than our other trainees. The only reason we have to keep him locked up and "safe" pretty much just evaporated. More meat for the grinder.
>>39174331If we had some healing, we would not need to use dragon balls to rise dead every time.>>39174350Good suggestions.Adding tho my >>39174319 vote.
>>39174358We would still need to learn Namekian and find the Namekian Dragonballs.
You follow the sound of laughter down the hall, emerging in a room adorned with couches, splitting off into bedrooms. Krillin is still unconscious from his higher gravity training, sprawled out on a couch, while Spike and Yamcha are busy drawing things you can't make out from this angle on his gleaming bald head, giggling to themselves.Diol and Tien are sitting in a corner, Diol nursing a beer, while Tien sits cross legged, third eye shut, Chiaotzu sleeping against his side, the two Triclops seem to be getting along well, but the Earth native always shies away when Diol offers him beer.Gohan has presumably been put to bed, and Yajirobe is sitting in a corner on his own, polishing his sword.None of them have noticed you in the doorway, leaning in slightly.>What do?
Anyone else we should bring Roshi into this?He's not that strong, but he's a master trainer and he really knows how to make fighting technics to give one an edge (like his "full power" form or his electric cage). Plus, I'm pretty sure that at this point he's only a bit weaker than Yamcha, so he could still git gud.>>39174350I'd like for Kabu to be the one showing Bulma her first alien planet, though.
>>39174431We should get Roshi up in this bitch, start some technique training. >ask for technique trainer.Also supporting getting Bulma up in some alien tech. The faster we start, the better. >>39174436Roshi is pretty strong, can destroy moon. he just is in his base form, hiding power level.
>>39174358>The only reason we have to keep him locked up and "safe" pretty much just evaporated.No, it didn't.He might be telling the truth about them. They might still exist on a supposedly dead world. We might be able to find them.We might be able to find a Namekian we can trust to make a wish on our behalf.That is a lot of MIGHT. One weak-ass slug joining the fight is not worth a gamble on a safety net like that. Let us not forget that Popo might screw us over if we get Kami killed too.That is a lot of risk for very little potential gain.
>>39174431Act as "normal" as possible, for a Saiyan. It'll throw them all off their game. And just when they start seeing us as a person BAM! Full tyrant mode again for maximum whiplash.
>>39174431>Sneak behind Yamcha and Spike>say: "Hey, guys! What'yer doing?"
>>39174431"So, I notice a lot of you maggots are wearing the same uniform. Kakarot was wearing one of those ugly orange things too. You all from the same fighting school or something? Who taught you?">>39174436>>39174476Supporting bringing Roshi in and supporting sending Bulma space shopping.
>>39174476Well, to be fair, destroying the moon in full power leave him nearly completly exhauseted, and Piccolo at the level he is now can do the same thing with a regular energy blast, in training clothes, without breaking a sweat.Still, I'm all for getting the old guy to train again. I always thought it was a shame how he became irrelevant.We could offer to share our space porn magazines to get him motivated.
>>39174431"So Yamcha, I notice you and Krillin wear those orange outfits that Kakarot was wearing. Those company uniforms or something?"We still need to get Bulma space-shopping.She can get her hands on raw ores and materials to use as commodities to trade, as well as whatever credits we have.
>>39174548When it comes to raw power, the series just left him behind. But it's like they forgot he's old as fuck and has a bag of tricks a mile deep.Guy has more special tricks than any other trainer seen in the manga/anime.In the original Saiyan Saga, no one thought to ask him to teach the Mafuba. A sealing technique designed to use on opponents vastly more powerful than you that can't be defeated by conventional means. How fucking useful would that be?
>>39174548Still, anything that can shatter moons is worth considering, and he was fighting Goku before blowing the moon up.Also we could have Bulma and or Kami supercharge fountain of youth, with he uses to have long life. And even if they can't, this would give us some access to it. We could probably find a way to use it somehow.
You stride up behind Yamcha, nudging him in the back. He quickly jumps in the air, as he spins around to find you so close behind him, he literally climbs over Krillin and the back of the couch to put space between the two of you.He blinks slowly, looking down at his instinctual attempt to hide, as Spike takes a step back as well. "Uh-um, can I help you?" He asks.You point at the symbol on his shirt, "I've noticed you and Krillin wear the same uniform. Not to mention Kakarot had the same ugly colour of uniform as well. What's the deal with that? Who taught you?" Relief washes over Yamchas face, along with some surprise. "Oh." He says, standing upright, and tugging the shirt of his uniform out, inspecting the symbol on it. "This is the symbol of the Turtle School." He traces the white circle slowly, "This means turtle. Kame. We were all trained by a..... wise old master. By the name of Roshi. He lives on an island in the middle of the ocean."You squint at him. "Wait... Roshi? The old bearded goat with the sunglasses?" Yamcha nods. "That old fool attempted to seduce me on sight! How is he a martial artist?"Yamcha just shrugs. "He trained pretty much everyone here except Spike and Yajirobe at some point. He might be a creep, but he knows what he's doing." Yamcha assures you, "But I don't think he'd much be up for fighting with the Saiyans. He's past his prime. Even he admits it deep down.">I refuse to work with that freak.>Well, I'm going to bring him here to help train you all >He's going to fight with us and like it.>Write in
>>39174624Well it always kills the user (except Piccolo and Kami), misses more often than not and may only work against "demons" since that's all it was ever used on. No excuse for Piccolo not trying it on Fat Buu though.
>>39174626Funnily enough, Roshi is the more or less the only guy to obtain endless life in the setting. Others are born with it, though.
>>39174707>Write in"I've found that even backwoods planets in the boonies of the most hicksville sector usually have one or two techniques lying around that have some utility. I'll go talk with him to see if he has anything that might be useful."
>>39174707>I refuse to work with that freak.He'd die within a week once he decided to try and grope one of the girls.
>>39174707>Well, I'm going to bring him here to help train you all"Warriors past their prime can still pass on their knowledge and experience to others. Let's see if he has anything worth sharing with us."He's totally gonna hit on us and get beaten half to death every day he's up here, isn't he?
>>39174707>>Well, I'm going to bring him here to help train you allWell obtaining all his techniques, is worth being cheeped on. + he will not say no to teaching us.
>>39174765We could work it out that Roshi can take over training while the three of us are in the Pendulum Room/Gravity Chamber anyway. Works for everyone, except Roshi. But hey, he'll die if we can't beat Vegeta anyhow, so he doesn't get a choice.
>>39174707>Write in"Old Saiyan saying: you're past your prime when you're dead, and you're dead when you're past your prime. Let's see what he can put on the table before saying he's out of the game.".>>39174743It only kills the user if they don't have enough life energy.
>>39174743Nah, it works fine on Namekians. They just called King Piccolo a demon back in the day, that's all.As for it being fatal, I think I remember that being a an issue with the power of the user. Only those strong enough can survive the strain of the technique. So everyone here should be fine.
>>39174743Or Tien. Pretty sure you just need to have enough ki or life force to use it, otherwise it takes away your life force.
>>39174765>He'd die within a week once he decided to try and grope one of the girls.Well, it's pretty good training for him, if he survives.
We should switch Roshis mind with Gohans.Imagine Gohan with master Roshis mind, technique and power?
>>39174478I realize I'm in the minority by far so I won't be pushing this but I do want to say, Kami is obviously trying to play us and rushed into the room the second he found out what Piccolo was talking about, which gives credence to the young slug's claims. As far as track records go Piccolo has been more up front with us than Kami, and despite him killing Raditz he's one of the few guys on the planet with backbone. Besides after Popo taking out his little bit of insurance I figured it would be nice to have a bargaining chip of our own. Kami hiding safe in his palace while sending everyone else out to do the fighting while keeping a capable fighter trapped out of fear of his own life just bugs me I guess.
"Well I'll bring him up here anyways. See what he has to teach. There's an old Saiyan phrase, 'you're past your prime when you're dead, and you're dead when you're past your prime.' Let's see what he can bring to the table before we dismiss him."Yamcha crosses his arms, brushing one of the scars on his cheek absently. "But... Krillin and I studied under him for years. If he had any other tricks to teach, you'd think we would know them by now."You step over Yamcha, coming around the couch. "Are you going to give me lip on this?" Yamcha hastily shakes his head, "Good. Then point me the way to his island from here."Yamcha pauses for a second, before pointing south west. "Just sense for his energy, you can't miss him."You internally are thankful that you picked that trick up before Yamcha mentioned it. "Good. I'll go see him tomorrow then." You tell him, scratching your back with the tip of your tail. Yamcha watches the movement, eyes moving somewhere far away for a second, his expression going dark.You just snap your fingers in his face, "You. Why are you staring at my tail like that?"Yamcha clears his head, shaking it, before looking you in the face again. "Sorry. I've just had bad experiences with Goku... once he's transformed I mean. Into that... Great Ape thing." On the couch, Krillin shifts and stirs, rubbing sleep out of his eyes.>It's called the Oozaru, you racist.>Whatever, I'm going to bed.>Other
>>39174905>while keeping a capable fighter trapped out of fear of his own life just bugs me I guess.That capable fighter also needs to stay alive otherwise we lose.And we would still be unable to use the Namekian Dragonballs since we don't know Namekian.It's in our best interest to have Piccolo stay behind and stay alive. Putting him on the frontline where he could be killed is stupid.
So tg, which would you?brainy girl or tough girl
>>39174962>>It's called the Oozaru, you racist.
>>39174984Master Roshi and Krillin.mah waifus.
>>39174962>It's called the Oozaru, you racist."It's an important part of the Saiyan cultural heritage.">OtherGo to Kami, talk to him about getting Bulma a ride off this planet to go space-shopping for things that would help our training.
>>39174974We'd have already made our wish by that point so its not like we lose after Radtiz and Goku are brought back, we're just back to neutral. It wont take a Tuffle to figure out that others probably overheard Raditz' dialog the same as Vegeta. We're going to have to deal with Namek eventually anyway if we don't want to deal with an immortal Freeza.
>>39174962>It's called the Oozaru, you racist.>OtherPendulum Room with the girls.
>>39175026Freiza probably already knows, since he overheard Nappa and Vegeta talking about it before they got to earth
>>39174962>It's called the Oozaru, you racist.And you humans look like Saiyans, so that makes him some kinda double racist. Why do you have to be such a hater, Yamcha?
>>39174962>It's called the Oozaru, you racist.
>>39174962>it's called Oozaru, you racist.You know, when the full moon comes around I'm giving you some one on one exercises against mine.
>>39175044Probably yes. Since one of our goals is to kill the effeminate lizard man thing we probably don't want him to find ways of making that harder.
>>39174962>Go check on the girlsIt's Kabu time!>>39175044Nah, Freiza only knew about it once they arrived to Earth.
>>39174962>It's called the Oozaru you fucking racist. What, you mean he never learned how to control it?
>>39175026>>39175044>Freiza probably already knowsNope. Vegie doesn't know either. He's coming here for us/to take the planet. We didn't learn about the Dragonballs until later. Piccolo told us about them so we'd stop tearing off his arms.We won't have a rehash of canon and the Namek Saga unless we make it happen. Also, remember that people have only told us they can raise the dead. We don't know they can grant any wish, so we have no fear of Freeza learning about the Namek balls.
You growl at him through your words, "It's called the Oozaru transformation, you racist. And I'll have you know that it's an important part of our culture."Yamcha starts backing up, waving his hands, "I-I-I-I'm really sorry, we didn't know! That's literally just what Goku called it. Well.... Roshi named it that, but everyone just went with it. We didn't know that it had a special name or anything- Just please don't kill me?"You roll your eyes, "Whatever, has anyone ever told you that you humans all look like Saiyans? That almost makes you a double racist, when you think about it?"The other Earthlings are looking your way now, as Yamcha backs up against a wall, face going red. "Y-yes ma'am, sorry ma'am." He stammers. >Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.>Relax with the Earthlings for the night>Pendulum Room>Other
>>39175231>>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.>Pendulum Room
>>39175231>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya."Kaius, stop being such a pussy.">Pendulum Room
>>39175231>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.>FIGHT ME
>Other. Bulma, send her on shoping run for alien tech.>Pendulum RoomIf we get a leftover wish, we should wish for good mental health of Broly, and his descendants.Then he be perfect husbando.
>>39175262Thats actually a really fucking good idea.
>>39175231>aaaaaah, I' just messing with you>pendulum room
>>39175231>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.>Other: Get Bulma to go on a space-shopping trip to get us a fully stocked Medbay, regeneration pods, and some extra scouters.
>>39175231>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.>>Pecking order
>>39175262>we should wish for good mental health of Broly,If/when we discover the Dragonballs can grant any wish, not just raise the dead, that would be a great idea.
>>39175231>>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.>go check on the girls
>>39175262>>39175273>mentally sound Broly comes to Earth>tries to talk to Abridged Goku to get to know him better>five minutes laterKAKAROOOOT!!!!But while we're in the pendulum room, I wonder if we could use it to go back to Planet Vegeta in better times and try to score some Saiyan Elite training to make tail-grabbing tolerable or less painful. If we're going to be fighting Vegeta, he just might try for that if he gets desperate enough.
>>39175381>But while we're in the pendulum room, I wonder if we could use it to go back to Planet Vegeta in better times and try to score some Saiyan Elite training to make tail-grabbing tolerable or less painful. If we're going to be fighting Vegeta, he just might try for that if he gets desperate enough.Fucking SECONDED. Good idea anon.
>>39175414I just hope that the closely guarded secret isn't something like "GRAB TAIL HARD UNTIL IT DOESNT HURT" or something.
>>39175231>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.>Pendulum Room
>>39175438It probably is. Bet the great secret is just endurance training. Grab the tail until you get used to it and it doesn't hurt any more.
>>39175262Hey, does Kabuya look like the monkey in this, only with blacker hair and Saiyan armor?pururin.com/gallery/6965/secret-journey.html
You give him a gentle shove, "Ahhhh relax, I'm just messing with ya Yamcha. Stop being such a wuss all the time."He sags down the wall, trembling at the knees as, but he smiles at you all the same. "Thank Kami." He mutters under his breath. "Sorry Kabuya, I won't make the mistake again."You flash him a grin, "Make sure you don't. Because Oozarus are ten times stronger than the Saiyan in their base form." You let that hang, and exit, Diol impersonating a dramatic music sting for your exit, before cracking some crude joke to Tien about cyclops girls.You float down the hall towards the Pendulum Room, hearing the slow, booming thud as the door opens. You let yourself in, floating up beside Popo, who stands quietly in the middle of the room, statue still.You decide against nudging him, "Can I join in?" You ask. "Where are they anyways?"Popo's head smoothly turns towards you, as the giant pendulum swings past in a lazy arc. "I'll tell you where they're not." Another arc of the pendulum. "Safe." Another arc curves past, as a small smile sits itself on Popo's lips, before he faces in front of him again.A green flash of light later, Risel and Teito appear, Risel laid flat out on the ground, slowly picks herself up, grunting with effort, Teito clutching her side, before staring at her arm in shock. "Bu- it was... broken?""Have fun?" Popo asks, stepping forward. "That was awful." Teito shudders, "How can a little girl hit that hard?"Popo just stares at her for a moment. "Arale is a lot of fun, isn't she?" Teito just stares at him in horror, slumping forward onto her knees.>Roll 2d3000
>>39175485There was a picture of a Saiyan warrior woman posted in an earlier thread wearing Raditz-like armor with a green scouter and a bushy hairstyle that looked sort of like a ponytail. I just use that as the reference.
Rolled 365, 1819 = 2184 (2d3000)>>39175505Come on, girls, do Kabuya proud.
Rolled 1787, 2695 = 4482 (2d3000)>>39175505
Rolled 2768, 2856 = 5624 (2d3000)>>39175505ROLLIN FOR MAX POWER!
Rolled 2748, 493 = 3241 (2d3000)>>39175505
>>39175540MAX POWER ACHIEVED!
>>39175555Yeah. There also a third Plague of Gripes FemSaiyan character that he did. Some others were using that as reference.I just use whichever one I like better at the moment when I try to imagine Kabu, since I don't think there was an official description given of her.
Rolled 1740, 1089 = 2829 (2d3000)I don't know what I'm rolling for.
>>39175505Whew. Good thing we talked her down when she attacked us.
You think if Vegeta had a sister, she would have a Terra outfit?
>>39175656Terra?You mean like Tera Online outfits?
You check your scouter, feeling a new strength radiate from them, despite the clear tiredness of the two. Teito has pushed herself up too 13311, while the nearly unconscious Risel leans against her, at 14535."Good work girls, you're both catching up quick." You tell them, patting Teito on her free shoulder.Popo disappears in a dash of wavy air, as he tends to do after he gets bored.Risel sways on her feet a bit more, eyelids fluttering until Teito bends and sweeps her up in her arms. "Easy Ris, I gotcha." Teito glares at the spot that Popo had been. "I'm not so sure I really like that guy. Just cos he's all tough, thinks he can treat us like shit all the time." >Popo, I want a round too!>Write in
>>39175712>Popo, I want a round too!
>>39175712He's a bastard for sure, but with training like this I think we can put up with it for now. You girls get some rest, Popo... I want a round too!
>>39175712>Risel, practice the Fusion Technique with Teito for a bit.
>>39175712>>Popo, I want a round too!
>>39175712"Teito, put Ris to bed and get some rest. You need to be fit for training tomorrow. Can't have the maggots think they're in our league.">Popo, I want a round too!
>>39175712>Popo, I want a round too!>>39175739That might not be such a good idea when they are on verge of collapsing. It took a pretty lucky roll when Kabu and Risel were at peak condition to master it.
>>39175381>>39175414>>39175438Goku managed to find how to do so by himself, you know.
>>39175784>That might not be such a good idea when they are on verge of collapsing. It took a pretty lucky roll when Kabu and Risel were at peak condition to master it.The weak combined to get stronger on that planet. Also, they'll just need to practice more so it's not as much a matter of luck.
>>39174266Honestly, currently a bunch of "why things on this planer are not the way Kabuya wants them to be" boil down to Popo.
>>39175811Sure they need practice but right now is probably not the best time for it. They need sleep.
I hope we get to fight young Nappa.
>>39175712>>Write in>Go to bed, girls. I'll join you in a bit>Popo, I want a round, too
>>39175712>Write in"Teito, get started on a list of things we need for a better Medbay and regeneration pods.">Popo, I want a round too!
>>39175712>Teach the girls Ki Sense.If we have the time, that Four-arm technique as well.
"Yeah, he's kind of like that. Now you two get some rest." Teito exits, bumping the door open with her tail, before you clear your throat. "Popo! I want a round too! Okay?"The green flash hits you without warning, Popo doesn't even enter the room this time.You blink as your vision fills with a pure white, thinking you've gone blind, your body suddenly feeling a cold so harsh it feels like your exposed skin is burning. You quickly raise your aura, pushing the cold air away from you, feeling heat flush through your skin."Alright. Then when the hell am I now?" You ask of nobody in particular.Suddenly, a fist as large as your face comes whirling out of the snow, followed by an enormous human in dark blue. A large stitched scar runs across his forehead, as the huge man glares at you, fists raised."You will no hurt Jingle Village EITHER!" The man bellows, before rushing at you. Your scouter can't pick anything up on this one either, not even a heat signal. What the HFIL? His fist crashes into you, knocking you flat on your ass in the snow, before he straddles over your chest, screaming in rage, both fists raised high, preparing to pummel you.>Roll D1000+157
Rolled 48 + 157 (1d1000 + 157)>>39176011What the fuck is that thing?
Rolled 423 + 157 (1d1000 + 157)>>39176011Rollin
Rolled 963 + 157 (1d1000 + 157)>>39176011Android 8, yes. My favorite android.
Rolled 871 + 157 (1d1000 + 157)>>39176011didn't we use to roll d2300?>>39176032Android 8
>>39176032That's an android. One who is (Supposedly, at least according to one of the games) significantly better than the ones from the Android Saga. He beat the shit out of future 16 when he went back in time to kill Goku as a child.
Rolled 656 + 157 (1d1000 + 157)>>39176011
>>39176060If he beat the shit out of 16 what the fuck are we going to do?
>>39176060Though in that storyline, #16 was also subconsciously holding himself back because he didn't really want to go through with his orders.
>>39176060Nah, kid Goku beat the old RR androids. Dr Gero didn't even start developing his army killer androids until after Goku wrecked all his early models. Android 8 is weak sauce to Kabu. Popo is just fucking with us by sending us here.
>>39176089Get beaten almost to death and get gainz, that's what!
>>39176089Throw him in the way of an avalanche, then absorb the energy in his snowy prison to where it's all icy.
>>39176108Goku never fought 8, he befriended him. 8 was too strong for kid Goku but he didn't really want to fight, and the few times that he wound up actually attacking things he trashed it in 1 or 2 hits.
>>39176108Depending on source material, he might be as strong as 16 (if you consider games canon).
You retaliate by screaming right back, unleashing a Kaged Beast that knocks him off you, if barely, before leaping to the air, unleashing a volley of punches straight into his gut, face and chest.The man bends over double from your blows, sliding back through the snow, before straightening up.He extends one arm straight forward, before using his free hand to twist his elbow. The raised arm makes a clicking noise, before the man charges at you, his arm stuck straight forward, locked in position, despite his swaying about as he charges.You barely dodge the attack, ducking under it, before jumping aside. The man stops, sliding through the snow and sleet, comes to a stop, before rounding on you again. "You will leave!" He orders again, charging at you, what looks like electricity surging through the scar on his head, as more snow falls about you.>Roll D1500+157
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Rolled 259 + 157 (1d1500 + 157)>>39176287rollin
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Rolled 1409 + 157 (1d1500 + 157)>>39176287Kabuya Kannon him.
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Rolled 419 + 157 (1d1500 + 157)>>39176287We should do this as a punishment, if maggots slack off again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_zbylgxo9E
Rolled 324 + 157 (1d1500 + 157)>>39176287Go for the eyes! Blind him.
>>39176287He's obviously a physical powerhouse, bait him then punish him, while learning his queues and thee flaws in his moves.
You jump over his head this time, letting him continue his charge, you gather your ki, blasting a Kabuya Kannon at him, aiming for the back of his head, it slams directly into his skull, knocking him down in one attack.As the energy clears, you see smoke coming from the top of his head. Nasty, you must have torn the top half of his skull clean off.The man collapses to his knees, hitting the snow like a sack of bricks."Really Popo?" You call out, "This is all you had to throw at me?" You snicker and walk closer, kicking the corpse with your foot. "Bastard didn't even take more than ten hits too take down!" You walk around by the top of his head, before glancing up, "YOU CAN BRING ME BACK NOW!.... POPO?" Your heart nearly beats it's way out of your chest, as the man leaps up again, his arms wrapping around you, pinning yours to your side in a crushing bear grip. You feel your ribs pushing up against your lungs, as the air flows out of you. "FATAL ERR-ERR-ERR-ERRR-ERRRR-ERROR! EXECUTING ANDROID PROGRAM.... 8523. SELF DESTRUCTION IN 5... 4..."Panicking, you try and gather your energy together for a Kaged Beast attack.>Roll D3000+157
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Rolled 2196 + 157 (1d3000 + 157)>>39176531Rollin max damage
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>>39176565Hopefully good enough.
>>39176531"Learn your place, Android!" Headbutt him, use our knees, make him think he's won till we unleash the Kaged Beast.
>>39176595>Make him think he's wonHe's a damaged robot with the command to cling on and explode. He's not "Thinking" so much as doing. Trying to fake him out at this point.. is pointless.
>>39176634If we hit him then unleash the blast it'll do more damage. We can hit him as we charge and he'll focus on just holding us, leaving himself open to more damage in a failed suicide attack.Plus it's more dramatic if we get it off at the last second (not that we'd want to do that, but Chuckles loves to tickle our butts).
You headbutt him in his destroyed face, as you gather energy to yourself, swinging at him with your legs, into the trunks of his thighs, until you feel strong enough toe get rid of him.You roar, exerting all the energy you have left into a Kaged Beast. The energy explosion blasts outwards from you, into the androids body."3...2...." Pouring more energy than you should, you vision dims slightly, as you feel the bearhug loosen, the android sailing away, high up, into the air. "1."The explosion is so bright that you think you've gone blind all over again, even from about thirty metres in the air, the force of the explosion forces you to your knees, then knocking you face down into the snow, physically pushing you downwards, snow and dirt compacting beneath you, as pain washes over your back in fiery waves.Finally the explosion stops, and you manage to drag yourself out of the pit you were buried in, shaking loose snow off yourself, you claw your way back to the surface, realising that the explosive left an enourmous crater. Snow falls on your burned flesh, soothingly cold after the fires.Slowly you pick yourself up, getting back to your feet. The familiar green bolt of lightning circles downwards, and once more you're looking at the inside of the pendulum room, dead tired, and your injuries physically gone, leaving only phantom pain behind.Lazily you check your scouter, heading for bed, you stifle a yawn into the back of your fist.>Roll D3000
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>>39176843roll roll roll
Rolled 859 (1d3000)>>39176843Master Roshi here we come!
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>>39176886I just remembered that Roshi can read minds.
and so we wait.
Staggering up the ship ramp, your power level is now at 18,025. Grinning to yourself, that you're now stronger than that Brench woman, you stagger into bed, collapsing face first on your scouter.You're woken by your own snoring in the light of early morning, blinking awake. You sit up, rubbing your eyes, and gently unclipping your scouter, from where it's painfully jabbed into your cheekbone.You set it down for now, heading for the showers. Cleaned and dried, you find Risel and Teito already waiting for you, smiling expectantly. Diol is asleep on the couch, surrounded by about a dozen beer bottles, his snoring even louder than yours."We heard you're going out today." Teito says, scratching her neck. "We wanted to know who was in charge when you were gone?">Risel>Teito>Diol>Popo>Give (Write in) special attention with...
>>39177057>>PopoLike he let anyone else be in charge. Maximum motivation training.
>>39177057>Teito>Give Gohan special attention with... Saiyan customs! He should learn his heritage!
>>39177057>TeitoPopo gon blaze it today son.
>>39177057>Risel>Have Teito give Gohan special attention with energy control and his Saiyan heritageWhen we go to Roshi's, we can detour to Bulma's to bring up the idea of space-shopping for needed tech and parts.
>>39177057>Popo>"Of course, if he doesn't want to, go by powerlevel."
>>39177057>Teito"Teito, I'll put you in charge of the maggots. I might have a different job for you Risel."We should talk to Kami about sending Bulma in his ship to get some stuff. I think Risel would be the best one to go with her. She's the nicest of us and least likely to lose her shit if stuck in a confined space with a human for a week.
>>39177084>>39177097>>39177099But are the warriors really ready for Teito's more Saiyan-styled training? We don't have those regeneration pods yet, so if she breaks one of them, they won't be able to train until they heal, which could be days or weeks.
>>39177057>18,025>25Right in your face, Vegeta.
>>39177057Tell Teito: "Give everyone a choice. Popo, or yourself."
>>39177057>Teito>>Give Spike, Gohan and Yajirobe special attention with ki.
>>39177057>The two of you, Rock-Paper-Scissors, I shall judge.
>>39177126Yep, we're now at canon Vegitas power level. Unless Chuckles decides to use some GM ex machina, he's fucked.
>>39177156But it's Chuckles and this is DBZ.
>>39177121Teito's not dumb. I trust her entirely
>>39177156I hope we can hit 40,000+ before they get here just for the amount of gloating we can do. Then we'll be as good as the Broly kid so maybe we can revisit him and his psycho dad! Then find out the hard way that Broly's power is in fact maximum.
>>39177126Vegeta still has extreme endurance going for him. Got pummeled by Kaioken Goku, got Kamehameha'd by Kaioken x 4 Goku, then got hit by a 50% spirit bomb, then got slashed by Yajirobe, then got thrown around by Oozaru Gohan, then finally crushed by Oozaru Gohan.But on the other hand, Kabuya seems to be able to swing outside of her weight class quite a bit. defeating people who are 20-40% stronger than you are is no small feat.
>>39177121They need a challenge to make gains. If one of them is broken, Sensu beans will fix them, and we'll get to learn another fascinating thing about this world.
>>39177200Kakarot was lower PL then Vegeta at that point, ultimately, Vegeta was a strong warrior but a proud one. He'd honed his body but he let himself be whittled down by others.
>>39177156Or Diol can suggest we settle our differences with a drinking contest. Being the Prince of all Saiyans, Vegeta could not help but accept it, his pride won't allow him to be out-drank by some "low-class scum."By the time we all wake up, Bulma is pregnant with Trunks, Krillin's pants are being held hostage by a T. Rex, and Yamcha is carrying a Saibaman's child.
>>39177218True, but he still took a ton of strong attacks right on the chin and was still lucid enough to retreat after all of it was done, even if Goku was the only reason why he lived to tell the tale.
You point to Teito, "You're in charge today. Just try not to break them. Alright?" Teito shrugs halfheartedly, until you repeat yourself, "ALRIGHT?""Okay..." she grumbles, pouting.You turn to Risel next, "You're going to teach Gohan some more about ki control. And once his training is done, I want you to teach him everything you have on Saiyan culture, got it?"She nods with a smile, as Diol wakes, bright and sunny, despite the enormous amount of booze he consumed. "Mornin'!" He hops to his feet, whistling cheerily as he struts down the ramp.You follow Teito outside, as she starts to address the trainees. "Alright, you've seen the rest, now it's time for the rest." She chuckles to herself, as Risel picks up Gohan. "Sparring matches today, in higher gravity!" She starts pairing them off, as you boost yourself off the edge of the Lookout, following Yamchas direction.You only just realise you left your scouter behind, but with your ki sense ability, you can spot Roshi anyways, the only significant power source to your south west for miles.Boosting low over the see, you suddenly feel more powers approaching the one that should be Roshi, bigger than anything else you've felt outside of the Lookout.Curious, you pick up your speed, feeling Roshi's power dim. "The HFIL's going on?" You grunt. Suddenly Roshi's power vanishes completely, half of the power sources you sense flying away to the north, while the other five or so stay behind where Roshi was."No seriously. What's going on?" You grunt, coming to a stop in the air.>Head towards Roshi's island>Follow those powers heading north
Rolled 2106 (1d3000)>>39177321>>Head towards Roshi's island
>>39177321>>Head towards Roshi's island
>>39177321>>Head towards Roshi's islandOh god damn it.Wheelo's PL is like 40,000. Shit.
>>39177321>>>Head towards Roshi's island
>>39177395>bigger than anything else you've felt OUTSIDE OF the Lookout.Emphasis is mine. Lets learn to hide our Ki.
>>39177321>Head towards Roshi's island
>>39177321>Follow those powers heading north
>>39177200>But on the other hand, Kabuya seems to be able to swing outside of her weight class quite a bit. defeating people who are 20-40% stronger than you are is no small feat.Kabuya, despite all her "proud stronk space monkey" talk, is a sneaky and very underhanded, dirty fighter.
You power in towards Roshi's Island, low and fast, before landing on the and quietly. The bigger power levels are all inside the house, as you can hear it being torn apart. That same brown creature that was talking to Bulma spots you, having been hiding behind the house. "Please! You have to stop them!" It pleads. "Can't you help a Turtle out? They already took Master Roshi. There's no one else left!"You feel inside the house, the ki sources inside are little more than small fries, if you had to guess... maybe a seven 1000 power levels?>No time for small fries, go after Roshi>Alright, time to clean up house
>>39177470Ain't nothing wrong with punking a fool if you're trying to stay alive long enough to avenge your race.
>>39177478>No time for small fries, go after Roshi
>>39177478>Alright, time to clean up house
>>39177478>Clean up houseNever leave an enemy at your back, especially when they can fuck up everyone on the planet we're training up.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>391774781: help2: Roshi
>>39177321>>Follow those powers heading north"By Space Monkey Jesus, what kind of freak it is this time?"
>>39177478>Alright, time to clean up houseWe could like, sneeze on them and kill them. They're literally Chinese knockoff Saibamen.
>>39177478>Alright, time to clean up houseEh, just wipe them out quickly so they aren't trouble later.
>>39177478>>Alright, time to clean up house>>39177485Never said it was wrong.
>>39177478>Alright, time to clean up houseThey probably have some sort of diabolical plan if he's still alive. They'll probably want to monologue, so that should give us enough time to clear their minions, train, learn a few new techniques, train, and then confront them.
>>39177514but, they're stronger than Raditz
>>39177478>Alright, time to clean up houseWe can beat some info out of them, so we know what we're dealing with.
>Alright, time to clean up house
You step inside, flaring your power and whistling. "Alright assholes! Guess who's the new sheriff on this planet?" You take a moment to pause, staring around at your enemies. "Are those blue Saibamen?" You ask.A second later, one of them has leapt on your back, wrapping it's arms around your head. It screams, "Kikiiiiiiii!" And another second later, it explodes, knocking your forwards and blowing out the front entrance of the house.You grunt in pain, as they rest mob you, clawing and slashing at you. It doesn't hurt much, more a nuisance, but the ones mobbing you manage to actually draw a little blood."Alright, enough!" You reach out and grab one by the ankle, before hefting him around, slamming him into another hard enough that both of them end up bisected on each other, their blue gray blood splattering the walls. You punt another in the chin, knocking his skull clean off, before picking one of the remainders up and tearing first his arms, then legs off, before tossing his corpse behind you, splashing into the ocean. The last two rather futilely attempt to suicide bomb you as well, but their power combined does little more than give you a few bruises. "Sonnuva bitch!" You hiss, tossing your hair out of your eyes. The turtle peers inside the door, trembling at the sight of all the corpses, "I.. um thank you, miss.....""Kabuya." You grunt, kicking the corpses out onto the sand. "Well I'm Turtle, and I sincerely mean it, when I say..."You've already lost interest, >Head back to the Lookout for reinforcements first>Head after Roshi, now!
>>39177621Our point exactly.
>>39177707>>Head after Roshi, now!
>>39177707>Talk to the turtle"Wait, you're a turtle, named turtle, living on turtle island. Is everything on this planet so stupid?"
>>39177707>Head after Roshi, now!"Who are they?"
>>39177478If we do vote to clear out the house, I also vote we ask the Turtle how to use the phone and call Bulma. She can contact the others on the Lookout.Back up for us, and live fire training for the Maggots.Also, we need to get communicators separate from our scouters. Like a watch, or something we just keep in our pocket.
>>39177707>Head after Roshi, now!
>>39177707>Head after Roshi, now!Someone on the lookout will notice our power flare up. Diol will probably come after us if it gets rough
>>39177707>Head after Roshi now
>>39177707>"Who took him? Name, NOW!"
>>39177743Bulma's working on communicators, but it'll take time.
>>39177707>Head after Roshi, now!Can we call one of our fellows on the lookout in any way? We should phone home and tell them to follow the (relative) fuckhueg power levels.
>>39177707>Phone Bulma and have her call for reinforcements.>Head after Roshi.
>>39177707>Head back to the Lookout for reinforcements firstFIELD TRIP TIME, MOTHERFUCKERSTIME TO TAKE CHANCES, MAKE MISTAKES, GET MESSY
So can someone tell me what those where exactly? I regret to say that I don't know *all* the lore and there some I may have even forgotten.
>>39177828Disposable minions created by a mad scientist called Wheelo.
>>39177828Chinese knockoff Saibamen called "Bio-men." Weaker than regular ones, made by a mad scientist that wants the strongest body.
>>39177876>>39177879Thanks. I think I can look up the rest.
So, will Dumplin be making an appearance?
>>39177879Wait.. so he wants Kabu's body? So we should be avoiding him?
>>39177942Whenever we use too many rerolls.
Lets offer this guy Freezas body, if he joins us?Because he wants the strongest body, and if we help him get it, well there is no reason for conflict.+ we get his biotech for training, and he can improve.Recruit him. His robots are as strong as some of our recruits.
You take off at a run, before powering up into the air, heading after those ones that were heading north, boosting your power enough that you hope to get someones attention up on the Lookout at least.You blast over Penguin Island, as you feel the powers stop moving further north, finally coming to a rest.Surging forwards more, you rush across the ocean, as the climate starts to grow colder and colder, ice chunks starting to float through the seas.Eventually you fly over an icy continent, tracking the powers to the east, you spot something in the ice, an enormous fortress of steel, with huge double doors."Yeah right." You scoff, hurling a ki blast at the walls. Your mouth drops as it simply bounces off the steel, exploding and leaving it unmarred, crashing into the ice by the entrance. "Smug prick!" You hurl more blasts, but none even manages to leave a trace.Inside, you feel Roshi's power again, only for it to be quickly extinguished. Among the higher powers, you also feel two closer to the human average, if ever so slightly above.Sighing in irritation, you land in front of the enormous doors.>Try and slam through them with everything you got.>Go for backup now>"Hello?">Write in
>>39177988>Try and slam through them with everything you got.
>>39177988>Try and slam through them with everything you gotWE WILL NOT BE STOPPED BY LOW-CLASS DOORS
>>39177988>>Try and slam through them with everything you got.
>>39177988>"Hello. Do you have a moment to talk about space jesus"
You know what I never got? If Wheelo could make those elemental mooks that could stand up to Goku when said Goku came rushing in to save Roshi, which far outstrip anything from any period in time prior to his thawing , why the fuck would he even need to steal a body? He can make something that outclasses Roshi and most other living beings on the planet by so much it's not even funny.
>>39177988Go in the fucking window.
Also how that smatass was gonna put his brain into human body anyway? Its like 2x the size of normal brain. Only things who would support it are the egg headed alien things, unless he added glass jar on top or something.
>>39178084If you ever played Budokai Tenkaichi 3, you would understand why he wanted something else.
Hitting the door it is>Roll D3000man, sure is funny how we waver between 5 and 10+ votes all the time
>>39178095Wheelo makes destruction proof glass, how else do you think his brain doesn't get destroyed?
>>39178099I think he'd go for the glass jar method.
>>39178114Nonsense, Chuckles, there's 38 people here.
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>>39178114lurkers gonna lurk unless they really disagree with stuff.
>>39178114Seriously. Windows. Right there in the picture.>>39178095No way are they stronger then the huge metal doors. Less prepared defences too.
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Rolled 1846 (1d3000)>>39178114I am watching DBZ, so I sometimes miss a post.
>>39178142Pretty much. I'm usually busy with stuff but check in periodically. Sometimes I get to vote, sometimes I miss the window.
>>39178114playing bloodborne. Can't be a space monkey and dodge bullshit bosses at the same time.
>>39178240You a jobber like ten Yamchas put together.
>>39178084>He can make something that outclasses Roshi and most other living beings on the planet by so much it's not even funny.Having someone that can manufacture an army sounds useful as fuck.I vote we make an effort to recruit him. When that inevitably fails, we take this place intact and use it ourselves.Fortress of Doom with in-house army manufacturing facility? Hell yeah!
>>39178212Same boat doing other stuff at the moment and usually check in when votings done.
>>39178259If he's so good, why not just clone a body. There's better tech than just what he's developed. Pattened some of his defense stuff here, make a mint, then clone a body that suits his needs. Fair warning, as far as space is concerned he'll be a small fish in a big ocean.
...Wwwwwwait. In the movie, his dumbshit lackey gathers the Dragon Balls to wish Wheelo out. But if he did that here, wouldn't that mean the Dragon Balls wouldn't recharge for another year and leave both Raditz and Goku dead?And if he did it without the Dragon Balls, then how did he break open the ice? Use his brains and build a flamethrower minion first, or what?
>>39178259>>39178300>>39178084His creations probably had huge problems, like "last one week" or "disolve in salt water"
>>39178300Hey, I said he's got some great stuff we could use. Not that he wasn't an idiot in its use.Fortress of Doom made from super metal is fucking cool.An army manufacturing facility sounds awesome. An army is always useful!
>>39178300He's a mad scientist much like Gero. If they were the kind of people that could grasp simple logic like that they wouldn't be evil geniuses with hidden fortress labs, they'd be evil geniuses living in the heart of a major city living the life of care free billionaires, like Briefs.
You cup your hands over head, gathering your ki, before slamming a Kabuya Kannon directly into the doors.It takes about thirty seconds of blasting continuosly, pumping energy into the attack, before you here the door give, with a tearing of metal.You cut the wave off, panting a little, as you inspect the hole you cut through it, at least two metres of this hyper strong steel. Not bad if you don't sa-The ice under your feet shatters, as a clawed yellow hand grabs around your ankle, pulling you downwards into the freezing cold water, a yellow blob of pustuled fat snarling at you."Bluuuub blub!" It hisses through a mouth of bubbles. You sense out for his energy, probably a fifth of yours, as you break out in a grin.You stamp on his head cruelly, feeling the skin and flesh deform underfoot, the head collapsing downwards into the neck."Take that!" You hiss, through your own stream of bubbles.You pull your foot away from his face and move to take off to the surface.The hand locks around your ankle even tighter. "The HFIL?" The fat slowly starts to crawl up your leg, covering your entire body slowly, as it uses its free hand to anchor itself to a rock under the water. "Blub blub." It laughs cheerily, as your lungs start to constrict.
>>39178389shit>roll D4000+ 157
>>39178348Considering we have one of the Balls and Popo is currently holding at least one other, no way he used the same method.Some sort of butterfly effect going on. We changed something so stuff is starting to veer away from canon.
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Rolled 1672 + 157 (1d4000 + 157)>>39178409Guide my rolls, Toriyama!
Rolled 612 + 157 (1d4000 + 157)>>39178389Use your ki to sharpen your palm as a blade and chop him. He is clearly rubber type. Just gotta cut him.
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>>39178389>It laughs cheerily, as your lungs start to constrict.Saiyans can apparently hold their breath for half an hour at minimum. Maybe much more. We're fine here.
>>39178437>>39178389Seconding cutting attack.
So Popo makes us fight a robot and immediately afterwards we fight a robot for real. Does that mean we have to look out for Garlic Jr. and possibly Babidi in the near future too?
>>39178591Garlic Jr. probably not(they kicked his ass recently), Babidi duck YES.
>>39178591Babidi is so hilariously out of our league it's not even funny. Anything past Pui Pui on his minion scale would destroy us, and we're probably not strong enough to break any of his spells.
You stamp and stamp again, before unleashing a Kaged Beast attack. The water about you explodes away in each direction, as well as throwing this creature, who you're just going to call Blubblub away.You're free of the water, but the fat yellow bastard is still standing. He throws a punch at you from the ocean floor, causing you to laugh as you're pitifully out of his range.you're caught by surprise when his arm stretch up to crash directly into your chin. His sneak attack sends you spinning into the air, as the water rushes back in, filling the hole you blew in the ocean. You quickly rush upwards towards the surface, as Blubblub surfaces, jumping from the water and landing on the ice."Alright fatty, time for- GRkrkkrrkrrahhhk!" Your taunt dissolves into pained screams, as something wraps around your leg, shooting intense pain up and down your body.Two more assholes, who you can only presume out Blubblubs friends have shown up, the green one having wrapped a whip like extension around your leg, shooting intense electricity through your body.Screaming, you collapse through the air, landing on the ice hard enough to crack it, as the red one stands over you, raising a hand. Suddenly you begin to feel very cold, even as electricity runs through you, you feel like you're being frozen to your very bones.Your vision starts to dim, your ki spent from blasting the door....>Roll a D10>>39178437you dont know how to do that shit
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>>39178620Garlic Jr turned up again after they got back from Namek. But by then he'd gathered a new set of minions and came up with the Black Water Mist plan, so he must have been around for a while.In fact, he's the one with the power to open portals to the Dead Zone. I'm not sure why they ever thought it could hold him. He might be back already.
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>>39178735Hope to HFIL crits don't trump in this quest.
>>39178671Okay we are asking Yajirobe how to do that after this.
>>39178757Chuckles has not said anything about crits. It's best of 3, he even took them out of Pokemang, so we roll 2d10 instead of 1d20.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>39178671>you dont know how to do that shitPeople re-create moves after seeing them once all the time in DBZ
>>39178835We haven't seen it once. We also aren't Kakarot/a boss character.
>>39178845Yajirobe?his main attack changes ki in cutting way.
>>39178864But all we've seen is a shitty Ki blast, anon. In general, we have to be nice and help others to see techniques which is more of a DBZ morality thing then anything else.
In what sounds like a very far away voice, you hear a slurry voice scream out, "GET AWAY FROM HER!"Suddenly Blubblub, who was standing over you, mockingly, gasps in pain, three spiked points jabbing out through his mouth, before his top half falls away, as a sword slices his upper half from his lower.Yajirobe and Spike stand behind him, ki blasting off the top of the former's sword and slamming into the red one. "Brrr!" it screams, as the explosion distracts him from freezing you."Wooolf Fang Fist! Hiya!" Screams another voice behind you, quickly followed by another."Tri Beam!" You hear Tien yell. The electricity surging through your body cuts off, as the cold fog lifts from your mind.You quickly start to struggle against the ice pinning you to the sheet below, until Krillin and Chiaotzu appear over you, blasting the ice off you with a few ki blasts.You push yourself up, shattering the rest in one move, as Spike and Gohan rush the red one..You sense around for their ki as you turn, realising a cold hard fact, these freaks are at least half as strong as Risel and Teito, your trainees are barely able to match them, even as Krillin and Chiaotzu join the fight.Gohan is batted aside, frozen to an ice cliff with one blast, quickly followed by Spike, as Tien and Yamcha both get electrocuted by those same whips that got you."No you don't!" A foot crashes into the green electric one's face. "Four Witches!" Four seperate fists crush the green monsters face in, as Diol pounds it into dust.Shivering, you begin to charge your ki, to help take out the red one, only for one last helper to jump in."Taste the power of TEISEL!" A Saiyan girl in Metamoran clothes crashes into the one in red, before grabbing him by his hair and throwing him upwards, "Survivors Love!" A pinkish red beam streams upwards from Teisels hands, obliterating the red freak in one blow, his scream echoing through the icy wasteland.You stare about at your rescuers, shocked.>Write in
>>39178671>Kabu talks all that good shit, gets as strong as Vegeta while bossing everyone else around.>Gets wrecked by some of the weakest mooks of the entire series. Shaemfur Dispray.
>>39178992well the three of them combined come out to 18.5k
>>39178992Time to lock ourselves in the gravity room and get swole again.
Hyperbolic time chamber when
>>39178984"The old pervert is inside somewhere if he's still alive." help Gohan and Spike out of the ice and help the others up."Who the HFIL were these freaks?"
>>39179030Its like 3 6 year olds holding down 18 year old. Shit does not work that way.We should preform sudoku. We have shamed ourselves.
>>39178984>Hug the girls.>Rage and pretend to be powerful again.
>>39178984>"Well, let that be a lesson folks. Even if your opponent's weaker than you, underestimating them can get you right fucked."
>>39178984Thank the troops. Split up and look for who's in charge. Recruit them.
>>39178992Pouring a lot of Ki into blowing open an armored door is very exhausting. Sustaining a beam for 30 seconds would drain anyone if they had to keep it at max strength for long.Plus Wheelo's goons use a lot of mental stuff and stuff that paralyzes muscles like electricity. That's stuff you can't always counter with Ki.>>39178984Good job, team. They took Roshi in there.
>>39178984"...Good work. This is almost worth a reward meal."Hug the girls (girl?).
>>39179053id be careful with that, its canon that you only get to use it twice in one lifetime
>>39178984Compliment them on their moves and team work.Tell them we want this place intact if possible and lead the charge.Do NOT dwell on the fact we were just put on the ropes by jobbers and saved by the Maggots. WE'VE GOT A FIGHT TO WIN HERE PEOPLE. MOVE ON. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
>>39178984Today's lesson: You have enough ants, you can lift a dinosaur. Good hustle team. You've almost earned your 'all you can eat'. Everybody take five.
>>39178984"Roshi's inside. Go on ahead, just need to catch my breath."Goddamn, this is disgraceful.
>>39178984>"...That was impressive. Thanks">Hug the girl>"But don't you ever think I couldn't have gotten my ass out of this on my own"
>>39179127Enough army ants could probably kill a dinosaur.Army ants routinely take down stuff 50x their size.
>>39179198It's a foreshadowing joke. I don't remember if its in any other versions, but in XV at least Freeza says several times about "ants taking down a dinosaur" (in reference to his own swole PL).
>>39179229Oh, I know that. Just saying that army ants are pretty fucking scary. Seriously.
You pause a moment to reflect, as you let your body recover from that beating. "Well folks, let this be a lesson. If there's enough of them and they're smart enough, ants can lift a dinosaur. Don't underestimate those who are weaker than you. And to all of you, good work. You might have earned your all you can eat... Almost."They all laugh a little at this, as feel your power returning. "Now, the reason I'm here. They kidnapped Master Roshi and brought him here. HFIL knows why, but we're getting him out. Got it?" Everyone nods, walking forwards. You fall in besides Teisel, giving her a sideways hug, "You got the fusion dance going in one shot? I'm impressed." Teisel giggles a little, "Yeah, but I think it made old Diol over there a bit pissy that we used it." She leans forward and waves at the triclops, "Sorry Diol! Had to be done!" His third eye glares at the fused girl, but he says nothing.Suddenly, you spot something over the doorway, something with a glassy eye, rotating back an forth along the group. "That looks like... scouter tech?" You mutter to yourself aloud. "How the hell do they have that?"The sensor rotates along the line, before locking onto Teisel next to you, whirring quietly.>Torch it>Never mind, just get inside quick
>>39179279>>Never mind, just get inside quickSave it for Bulma in we end up having to torch this place maybe.
>>39179279Rip it off, and put it somewhere we can later get it.Spare parts!
>>39179322>>39179324Supporting. I want as much of this place intact as possible.
>>39179279>Torch it>Hug TeiselThis is like the best opportunity to hug both of them at once.
>>39179279>Never mind, just get inside quick
>>39179279>Take it, pass it to GohanHere kid, take this to Bulma.
Can we please loot it, not torch it?Richest person on planet can only afford/get materials for like 5 of these.Disable it, or something, but don't destroy parts.
>>39179279>Never mind, just get inside quickAnd>Check Teisel power level.
>>39179361>>39179355>>39179336>>39179315Why do you retards want to torch valuable tech? Tech we don't have access to? Seriously, the fuck guys?
>>39179364Supporting this. Gohan should probably get outta here while he still can.
>>39179279I'll second this: >>39179324
>>39179364Yeeaaaah, gonna support this.
>>39179279>Write InGrab it, stash it where it won't get broke for Bulma and Teito to analyze later.
You tell everyone to hurry inside quickly, before it can analyse anything more about the group, it whirrs downwards, following you as you enter the castle, you dash upwards in the air, wrenching it off the wall with a colossal heave and set it down, just inside the door.The first room is filled with what appears to be floating mines, but Teisel hurrys ahead of the group, shooting a volley of ki blasts into the room, as everyone presses up against a wall.You're amazed at the amount of energy you can feel radiating off of the fused girl, as overhead, the mines bounce off each other, exploding and caving in a section of the ceiling into a room above. "Through there!" You order, feeling Roshi's and the other human power levels in there. Yamcha pauses, as you hear yelling drift through the chasm of the roof, "I- I know that voice! They have Bulma in there!">Send (write in) back to the lookout>Bring everyone, time to wreck shit
>>39179504>Send Gohan back to the lookoutHe's not strong enough yet. He'd just be a liability.
>>39179504>Bring everyone, time to wreck shitDon't break our scientist they are fragile and hard to replace dammit!
>>39179504>Send Gohan back to the lookout with that techHe's a valuable resource, but we have to bring that out first. Won't help anyone dead.
>>39179531Normally I'd agree, but seeing as how we're expecting him to fight the likes of Nappa and Vegeta who have a boat load of experience and less than a thimble of compassion I'd say getting him some combat experience here might be better in the long run.
>>39179555This. Gotta make sure we take care of the kid.
>>39179504>Bring everyone, time to wreck shitTell Yamcha and Gohan, if they get the chance, just grab the hostages and bail.Bulma is valuable as fuck. Get her out ASAP.
>>39179504>Send home Gohan Rescue Bulma as first priority.
Is the Kai version of Risel and Teito's fusion form named "Retu"?
>>39179612Seriously, Bulma's probably the most tolerable human we've met. She's been cooperative, will make new scouters for us, and she offered us food!
>>39179674>and she offered us food!Not just food, ALL YOU CAN EAT buffet.
>>39179674Bulma. She's after our space monkey heart. Maybe she can science us up some kids?
>>39179761We can science up kids on our earth now for same sex couples. Bulma is decades ahead of real world genius. She could do it in her sleep...Or lack there of.Get it?
>>39179812All our kids will have four Mommies!
>>39177156Veggie probably overheard us doing gravity training, so he'll be getting as much gains as he can along the way.Still, we got Fusion and Four Witches force multiplies.Fused Four Witches Oozaru would be /fucking terrifying/
>>39179845>Fused Four Witches Oozaru would be /fucking terrifying/Yes, yes.
>>39179845Saiyan pods are too small for training
>>39179845Literal Spider Monkey
>>39179845>>39179863Also fun: Goku and Raditz fusion.Gokitz?
>>39179882They're good for one type of training.
You fly around to Gohan, tussling his hair, "Hey kiddo. Look, I know you're probably really eager to fight this guy, right?"Gohan looks to Teisel, then you, "She said to tell that I have a first for blood." The child says, "Well... I mean, Teito said that, before they did that thing where she and Risel became one person."You chuckle a little in your throat at that, "Well, that's something. But listen, I want you to take that camera I ripped off the wall, and fly it back to the Lookout for me. Can you do that?" He nods enthusiastically, and you rub his head once more. "Good boy, now run along." He zooms down slowly to the machine and lifts it with a grunt of exertion, taking off to the south.Teisel reaches the hole in the roof, turning back. "Okay everyone, on three. One... Two..... GO!" She soars up through the hole, the Earthlings following behind her, with you carrying up the rear.You land on the floor in a combat pose, looking about in the darkened room, dimly lit with purple lighting. "Hey! GET ME OUT!" You hear Bulma scream. You turn to find her standing on a brighter purple illuminated platform. You order her to be released, as Tien steps forward, reaching out a hand to help her down. The blue haired woman backs away in fear suddenly, as electricity crackles through his hand, blasting him backwards onto his ass, out cold."A bold attempt." Another voice calls from the darkness, "But did you really think it would be that easy?" The lights brighten, illuminating the whole hall. A bald man at the far end of the room presses a button, and you hear clicking noises suddenly all around you, as you feel hundreds of ki sources light up around you.You gulp, as Krillin tugs your arm, point around at the walls of the room. Hundreds of bods are squeezing out more of the blue Saibamen, dropping to the floor and rushing at your group in a wave.(cont)
>>39179896Ritzotto.The ideal mentor for Gohan.
>>39179896>yfw we're all waiting for Goditz
>>39179907You feel your gut clench in terror, as the machine next to the bald man lights up as well. An enormous power level emanates from it, almost as large as Teisels, as you see an enormous brain through a small glass window, supported by a huge robot frame."Welcome fools! To the home of Dr Wheelo!" The bald man cackles.A voice emanates from the machine now, as the blue Saibaman pause, hanging in the air, a physical wall between you and the machine. "Welcome indeed, Roshi's apprentices, and freaks of nature. Now tell me... who wishes to donate their body to a higher purpose? To see the great DR WHEELO BECOME THE STRONGEST THEIR EVER WAS OR EVER WILL BE?" The machine gestures a clawed hand at Teisel. "MY TECHNOLOGY SAYS THAT YOU ARE THE STRONGEST, SO I'LL START WITH YOU!""That's my prototype you BASTARD!" Bulma screams, "You call yourself a a scientist? You just stole it from me you hack!" She pounds on the wall of her confining cell, screaming in pain as electricity courses through her fist.>Write in
>>39179919Raditz and Goku Son are dead
>>39179925"Bulma! You're a scientist! Where's this machine's powersource? It must have weaknesses!"
>>39179925>"A scientist huh? Well maybe you'd like to see SOME SAIYAN SCIENCE!"Saiyan science is hitting things to see what happens if you didn't know
>>39179925>"What's this 'strongest there ever was or ever will be' nonsense? You obviously never saw Freeza or a Kai. Bad news: this isn't even the tip of the iceberg, you lunatic."
>>39179962Suddenly Vegeta's line about Bardock being a brilliant scientist makes a whole lot more sense.
>>39179925>Hmmm, well, perhaps I should show you some Saiyan Science.Hit em.
>>39179925>"That's my prototype you BASTARD!" Bulma screamsThat FUCKER.Have everyone blast 'em to HIFL.
>>39179925You realize that are plenty of stronger beings out there, if you left your house?Have you even seen Freezas army? Or Kai? Or Babadi? They destroy you, me and the planed with flick of their wrist.If you want, we can show you some news bulletins?Anyway mind returning my allies? We were in middle of something.
>>39179925"Let me tell you what the situation is, as I see it. You are alone, with no allies but these knock-off saibamen. The only thing keeping me from dropping the mountain on your bitch ass is Bulma's presence. Release her, and you can fuck around all you want. Don't, and I will rip your spine out through your asshole, and beat your skull in with it.
>>39180033That would destroy the prototypeIn fact:>>39179925>Bulma, you built this. How do we desactivate it without destroying it?
>>39179925>A bald man at the far end of the room presses a button, He's right there, across the room.Fly faster than he can possibly react and grab him. Snap his arms to let him know we're serious and then see if we can work out a deal.We want an army. He wants to not die screaming as we tear his fingers off one at a time then work our way up his limbs.
oh boy, clusterfucks>attack!>try and strike up a deal>Tell him how powerful offworld forces are
>>39180067Except that Dr. Wheelo is standing right in front of all of us ready to fight. He's nearly as strong as Risel/Teito fusion.
Remember, we want to recruit him guys.He is excellent source of manual science labor, and disposable minions.
>>39180062That was the scouter, Wheelo is brain-in-a-jar by himself.
>>39180100>>Tell him how powerful offworld forces arethen>try and strike up a deal
>>39180100>try and strike up a deal>Tell him how powerful offworld forces areIf he refuses>DUST THIS BITCHIf he agrees>Tell him to apologize to Bulma
>>39180100>>Tell him how powerful offworld forces are
>>39180100>Tell him how powerful offworld forces are>try and strike up a dealWe want Frieza dead or gone,He can have the body if he works with us
>>39180100>attack!He'll probably just make some schpiel about how he's the great Dr. Wheelo and how he'll make something stronger that comes along. Or he'll listen intently to our warning, then attack us so he'll have more material to work with in creating powerful bio-monsters.
>>39180100>Ask Bulma the weaknesses in the PrototypeCome on, Kabu can't be that stupid to not ask the builder of the robot how to fight it.
>>39179925Hit him until he falls down.
>>39180164I don't get it. Why on earth would you give this Psychopath a stronger body?
>>39180177Bulma didn't build the robot, she built the scouter, the one he stole.
>>39180167We can do, if this fails.>>39180193Yes, but if they cooperate, they can make 2x as much stuff. And his biotech is better than Bulmas.>>39180203Because he would Be our meat shield against Freeza? Why kill him, if we can just get his stuff, and let Freeza kill him, after we use him for training?
>>39180100Seconding >>39180177Reminder that Bulma can certainly do anything that guy did, but better.
>>39180100>attack!fuck this guy
And now >Roll D40,000+900
>>39180100>attack!This calls for some fitting battle music!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOSnluHIz9s
>>39180167Yeah, I'd much rather just kill him and take this place for ourselves. We've got a brilliant scientist that can work the bio-army manufacturing machines and can probably improve all the stuff in here.Having a lose cannon like Wheelo controlling this stuff just makes it less valuable to us.
Rolled 37940 + 900 (1d40000 + 900)>>39180287
Rolled 6534 + 900 (1d40000 + 900)>>39180287
Rolled 280, 528, 621, 73, 544, 720, 602, 829, 792, 670, 272, 361, 795, 836, 143, 87, 556, 737, 193, 117, 21, 585, 600, 678, 421 = 12061 (25d900)>>39180287
Rolled 12966 + 900 (1d40000 + 900)>>39180287Kill this fucker but I want this place intact for looting!
Rolled 20863 + 900 (1d40000 + 900)>>39180287Cant we turn him into an ally like Goku doers to most of his foes?
Rolled 39357 + 900 (1d40000 + 900)>>39180287
>>39180291>not even a dbz song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXmy2b0enh4though this is probably better saved for a one on one duel
>>39180327Goku has a certain air of innocence about him that allows him to convert certain foes. Or makes it so that circumstances make old enemies into new allies, and later circumstances make those new allies into permanent allies.
>>39180297Well done anon. I think we just killed him with minimal collateral damage and got us a new Doom Fortress and Legion of Terror.
>>39180338I used it because it plays when you're fighting a scientist's brain inside a machine.
Rolled 10540 + 900 (1d40000 + 900)>>39180287
>>39180338>Not using Solid State Scouterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm77VCkf_doDo you even the best Saiyan fightan song
>>39180291At 0:45 I think it actually says Wheelo.
>>39180346We could just explain how not destroying stuff would make their life better, and not killing their foes make for more exciting fights later on.Just be reasonable with them.
>>39180294Too bad the heavens froze this place because they really frown upon shit like bioweapons.
>>39180420Let's leave Goku's schtick to Goku. I get a feeling that it wouldn't work unless we were already fighting someone who was already thinking about changing their ways.
"Like HFIL we're letting you take out bodies!" You gather energy in the palm of your hands, "Everyone! Hit him with everything you got!" The Blue Saibamen charge, suicide bombing the group, as everyone gathers their energy. Teisel jumps in front of the group, launching attacks every which way, able to counter them, as you gather energy, before leaping back and gathering her own, only to defuse back to Risel and Teito. Shocked for a second, they both shrug and charge their own attacks, the mech wades forwards, fire spraying from one of it's arms with an ominous gushing roar. "NOW!" You order, as a cacophany of voices fill the hall."Dodon Ray!HameHA!MitebeamKANNONslash!" A stream of ki attacks cuts through the swarm of fake Saibamen, cutting them down like a hot knife through space butter.Their corpses hit the ground in splatters of blue, before the energy slams into the robot's body, slamming it backwards and out through a wall behind him. The mech goes in a fiery ball screaming bloody vengeance as it goes, swearing to come back for you, drowned out by the cacophony of ki roaring about him.Eventually the beams fade, everyone satisfied with the win.You grin to yourself, "Strongest there evil be my ass!" You laugh to yourself.>Check outside, make sure there's nothing left of him>Check on Tien>Figure out how to free Bulma>Other
>>39180517>Check outside, make sure there's nothing left of him
>>39180517>Check outside, make sure there's nothing left of himHave the others take care of stuff in here.
>>39180517>>Check outside, make sure there's nothing left of him>>Check on Tien>>Figure out how to free BulmaIn that order. Leave no job unfinished.
>>39180517Changing my vote >>39180536 to >>39180565
>>39180517>Check outside, make sure there's nothing left of him>OtherTask Risel and Teito with figuring out how to free Bulma.
>>39180517Tell Diol to check on Tien, Risel to check out Bulma, go check for the kill yourself.
>>39180517>Check outside, make sure there's nothing left of him>Have the girls follow as back up.>Have the others free Bulma.Always confirm the kill. Don't want this fucker clinging to life long enough to activate a self destruct and destroy OUR new Doom Fortress.
>>39180610>kill yourself.no u
>>39180517>>Figure out how to free Bulmathen>Check outside, make sure there's nothing left of him>Check on Tien
>>39180517>Check outside, make sure there's nothing left of him>>39180477We don't need them to change their ways. Just show that we are not opposed to them, and willing to help their goals, if they help ours.They want to take over the world? Okay. Its not like we want it. They want to be strongest? We train with them.Don't need to be a good guy to not act retarded.Sure there be backstabbing attempts, but its not like 50% of enemies can mindcontrol/absorb allies in some way.
>>39180517>Check outsideSpike, Diol, with me. Rest of you try to get Bulma out of there.
>>39180655>They want to take over the world? Okay. Its not like we want itI'm pretty sure the idea of using Earth as our new base of operations is already being considered
Better safe than sorry. You bark out instructions, having Diol check on Tien and tasking the rest with getting Bulma free.You take to the air, hurrying outside, you sense about for his energy source. you find nothing but you don't trust that, not when he could hide his power this whole time.You head down into the to the ice below,finding a pool of melted metal and grey matter slowly burning it's way through the thick ice sheet.No chances, you gather enough energy to blast the slurry out of existence, with one last Kabuya Kannon."Good." You mutter to yourself, shivering at the though of having that bastards brain stuck in your body, controlling you. Then you hear something that sets a fury in your heart. "Base self destruct in T-minus: thirty seconds."The bald man is leaping out of the hole blasted in the wall, blowing a raspberry at you as a hang glider forms out of a mechanical hand."Surprise bitch! Guess who has a self destruct code? Guess who you forgot?" He crushes a remote in his hand, before tossing the pieces into the ocean below, cackling as he soars over head. "Kochin, OUT!">Kill him, make it painful>Write in
>>39180689I say that Risel could make a great god for the place.
>>39180741>Write inCatch him. Bring him back to the base. Break his legs. He either stops the self-destruct, or he dies.
>>39180741Make sure Bulma and the others are safe, THEN make the fucker feel a painful death.
>>39180741Why are you destroying your base? we were about to leave anyway.Yeesh what a terrace waste of money, and science.Bring him with us and warn other about self destruct. Also loot anything cool, that does not interfere with escape.>>39180689Yes, but we don't want to rule over earthlings. I don't think anyone would mind hosting a base on the planet, especially if its space port with possibility for alien teach.We can get anything we want delivered to us by their minions. there are 2 choices 1)trade with aliens, get awesome stuff2)Fight someone who can wipe the planet clean of lifeIts a no brainier, really
>>39180741>Write inA fold out hang glider? This chump can NOT our fly us. Grab him and drag him back into the fortress."So, you want to tell me where the bomb is?"Find bomb. Disarm/rip out and throw away/whatever.
>>39180741>Write inGet the others out first. Letting this guy go sucks, but losing everyone in a huge explosions would suck more.
>>39180741>Grab the man>Rush back in>"Everybody gets out! This thing will blow up in a few seconds! Did you find Roshi?">Look the mad scientist in the eyes>"I hope for you you have a way to cancel this, because the two of us are staying inside"You want to see crazy? Well, we'll show you KABU KRAZY!
>>39180741>Single Ki Blast up his ass.
>>39180741Get the others out. He can blow up with his base.
>>39180741We should Cui that dickwaffle. Just make like Vegeta and set him off like a piece of fireworks.
You dash through the air, in front of him in a second, grabbing him by his lapels. With a single kick, you shatter each of his kneecaps. "You're coming with me!" You growl, heading back to the fortress. You toss him on the floor, finding the others busy hacking at the wires around the base of Bulma's prison Krillin dragging Roshi's body out from among the Blue Saibamen corpses. "Wait, how about this one?" Teito tugs a power cable out, before testing the electricity field. "T-minus: 20 seconds." "ALl of you out!" You order. Teito grabs Bulma, as everyone else surges out. You gather a ball of energy in your hand, tossing the crippled doctor to the floor. "You tell me how to deactivate this bomb, or you die!" You promise him.Kochin just laughs, "The only way to deactivate it was that remote." He laughs. "If I'm going to die... then at least I can die close to the man I love. I'm coming for you Wheelo! You can eat a fat one, woman!" His arm transforms, into a gatling gun, which he aims up at his head, before you can stop him, he takes himself out with one more insane laugh.Denied the pleasure of killing him yourself, you blast his corpse with the ki anyways. "T-minus: Ten seconds. Nine. Eight. Seven.>Get out, it's a lost cause>Write in
>>39180967>Get out, it's a lost cause
>>39180967>Grab as many of the fanciest things possible and jet out
>>39180967>Get out, it's a lost causeFlip off the corpse as you leave.
>>39180967>Overload the self-destruct system by shoving your energy into the base.
>>39180967>Blast anything that looks like a self destruct unit or central power core.>Get out.Maaybe we'll get lucky and hit the destruct.
>>39180967>Write inShoot ki blasts everywhere as we blast off, using the beams to help propel us faster away from the fortress.If we're lucky, one of the beams will hit the control room and stop the countdown.
>>39181077>>39181020>>39181044Convinced you people are retarded.
>>39181127A monkey will keep trying the same thing over and over again until they have success!
>>39181127>Try blasting stuff on the way out. Might get lucky and hit the destruct. Costs nothing.>I didn't think of it so it must be retarded.
"Kais DAMN IT!" You head for the hall in the wall, tossing ki blasts at random, which all reflect off the walls of the super dense steel.You race off after the others, boosting your speed as high as possible, you catch them soon enough, coming level with them.There's a moment of silence, then it feels as if the entire planet shakes. To the north, you see a light so bright its like a small star, rising above the ice, a visible shockwave flying out from it, as a pillar of smoke slowly rises from it, spreading out like some sort of space mushroom."Th-they had a nuke?" Krillin stammers. The shockwave dissipates before it reaches you, bit if you'd been in the centre of that, you have no qualms that even you would probably be dead."I guess this planet has it's own ways of defending itself." You grunt.Roshi nods, having woken up on Krillins shoulder. "Yes. We humans may not be the strongest fighters in the universe, but we still know how to go about destroying each other."A sombre moment descends on the group, until Roshi claps his hands. "But never mind that! I take it you three amazonians have finally decided to take me up on my offer, Earths Greatest Love Machine!" He laughs lecherously, as you resist the urge to rip his entire beard off, as Risel blushes, Teito growling in annoyance.Maybe you should have left him behind after all.>End of Episode 14
>>39181302Thanks for running Chuckles, glad I could be here for the thread for a change.
>>39181302Are Risel and Roshi gonna become porn pals?
>>39181302Roshi is the best waifu.We should tail peg him, as reward for teaching us all his techniques. Just saying.
>>39181408Only Elites can pull that off!
>>39181456Have... Vegeta tail peg him, then?
>>39181302Thanks for running, Chuckles! See you next session.
>>39181302Thanks Chuckles, great stuff.Usually just lurk but thought I'd say thanks. Any idea when the next thread will be?
>>39181531nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnot at least until I do another XioXio thread, its been to long on thatbut another space monkeys probably isnt far off/ within a week or so
>>39181531>Any idea when the next thread will be?Find out next time on Chuckles Quest Xio
So who are we gonna husbando?Or are we gonna go for lesbian tube babies with Bulma?
>>39181574Don't forget you still need to make Goku and Raditz bro it up pastebin, Chuckles
>>39181728Why not both?We make as many tube babies, with as many worthy donors as possible.After we get the planet, logistics and stuff sorted out.
>>39181745He already made it: http://pastebin.com/bgKjc5nk
>>39181764Sweet. I must have missed it.
>>39181728Don't really know honestly. I don't think we've really met any husbando material yet but Risel and Teito seem to be attracted to starting an actual family sometime in the future. Maybe we'll get lucky and meet a nice human boy somewhere or an OC saiyan or something.
>>39181728Kabuya's husbando = maximum power level
>>39181786Broly it is then.Just need some sanity improvements via dragon balls. (or extended conditioning, or something)
>>39181784>A nice human boyMaybe one who's a good boymaybe one with a name very similar to kabuyamaybe one whos a super human
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>>39181764Neat, thanks for sharing.>>39181875Don't cross the streams anon.
>>39181875No. That quest is awful and this one has picked up some of it's idiots.
>>39181875..Am I lacking in some dragonball lore to get the joke?
>>39181934No. Just /tg/ lore.
>>39181934He's referencing another DBZ quest that runs on /tg/.
>>39181934It's a reference to the other DBZ quest going on right now.>>39181927It's no better or worse than this quest.
Thanks, Chuckles! It was good>>39181786Kabuya is the husbando, then.>>39181728I honnestly don't know. Sure, Bulma would be great, but I don't think she's into chicks, especially into chicks who have two girlfriends/students/surrogate daugthers. Her loss if she isn't, though.
>>39181934there was/is? another DBZ quest about playing a mary sue human whos as strong as goku because reasons
>>39181956I like Chuckles' better, but that's probably because there hasn't been a shitstorm yet and we're still in the best parts of DBZ where power levels don't become bullshit yet.
>>39181971>>39181956>>39181944>>39181943Can I get a link to the suptg archive please? Love me some more DBZ.
>>39181875He's 12, anon.Well, 6 at this point.Go back to arguing if he should go romance Videl or human-girlVegeta.
>>39181971Human born with no upper limits, strength, speed, intelligence, cooking, etc. and can unlock the same in other humans. It has led to Cell having that ability too, plus other OP powers because of things that went off canon rails.>>39182039Just search DBZ human quest.
>>39182039It's DBZ Human Quest, QM name is DRALO.
>>39182017Power levels were always bullshit, anon.Although at least we're getting techs rather than solely relying on plain HYARGH MY POWER GROWS
>>39182039eh sure why not.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=DBZ+Human+Quest
>>39182039i wouldnt reccomend it, writing style always just kinda bugged me at the start>>39182064so hes a mary sue>his power is that he can literally become good at anything he chooses to without limit
>>39181764>even KabuyaCome on, Raditz. You're better than that
>>39182095I disagree with you but all the same lets not shit up the end of this thread talking about another quest, fair?
>>39182095That's just a portion of a True Sue's power.
>>39182095It's more focus on fighting, not sure if it applies to anything else. Standard difficulty on learning how to do shit applies. Even if he doesn't have a level cap or ability cap, he still has to put in the hours needed to get there.>>39182120Kabu might've felt some disappointment over how Raditz's power level refused to change despite all the training. Maybe Goku or King Kai will have more luck with unlocking it than we did.
>>39182120we literally called him an idiot as he lay dying from a lung woundwe kinda did deride the shit out of him
>>39182017Yea, when you can destroy planet 30 times over its pretty bulshit, when noting happens when they attack.Also coming up with stronger baseline aliens. Newborns with power to destroy fucking planets.
>>39182083MC in Human Quest has just move sponged so many moves that people forget about them. Plus we've had a couple shitstorms because /tg/ is a bunch of idiots, like people wanting to let Super 13 happen with Cell watching (when we knew IC that 13 could upgrade from 14's and 15's parts), using our most powerful attack aiming it at not only the planet, but Goku and Gohan, and people wanting to waifu Videl, or Gohan at 12.
>>39182086stop trying to waifu gohannext you're gonna try to get kabu to waifu gohan
>>39182145Or months when it comes to things that aren't basic ki things. Just spent 2 months looked in a room to learn short-range telepathy and telekinesis that drains him.
>>39182199>next you're gonna try to get kabu to waifu gohan
We should try to learn some magic too. Maybe pendulum room to Old Witch, and ask her to teach us?Are there any magic users, wiling to teach stuff?Baba maybe?
>>39182348Saiyans have been explicitly stated to have no magical talent