Overview>This is a quest taking place in the Dragonball universe, starting at the beginning of the Saiyan Saga>You are a human male, currently eleven years of age (12 actual)>All previous threads are archived on suptg if you'd like to catch up>At the end of each update, you will have the opportunity to vote on what to do next. After five minutes, the option with the most votes wins>Write-ins are allowed, though I will disregard those I suspect to be shitposting>Death is possible in this quest, but in this universe it is rarely permanent. So, try to be careful, but have fun>I will offer certain action/dialogue options at the end of each update. You can vote on these, or write-in>Have fun
"Oww, your kicks still hurt, Videl," you tell her, chuckling. "Guess you've been improving fast."She grins. "Of course I have.""Anyway, I'm here to say that I know about the tournament, and I'm going to enter it with you guys," you announce."Really?" Videl asks."Well, I don't know how you found out, but Videl and I can handle this thing by ourselves just fine," Mr. Satan assures you."I should also tell you that the Crane Hermit, Master Shen, hired his brother, Tao to attack a Dojo full of students," you continue."T-Tao?" Mr. Satan asks.You nod. "He's in jail now.""O-oh, good," Hercule says, chuckling nervously. "Glad a creep like that got what he deserves.""So, you're entering then?" Videl asks. "Great! I mean, I would have won anyway, but now we'll win twice as fast."Hercule's eye twitches. "Hello? Did you miss the part where I said he won't be-nevermind, why do I bother?">A. Say that you won't enter if he really doesn't want you to>B. It's settled then, you're entering>C. Stay silent>D. Something else
>>39053817>>A. Say that you won't enter if he really doesn't want you to
>>39053817>A. Say that you won't enter if he really doesn't want you to
>>39053817>>A. Say that you won't enter if he really doesn't want you toBut Then we'll make our own way in.
>>39053817>>A. Say that you won't enter if he really doesn't want you toI can go with Kami's dojo in a sense, but I'd be by myself.
>>39053817>D. "Another thing...reason I'm entering is because Tao's brother, the Crane Master, is taking down rival dojos. Or he was, using Tao. But yeah, that's partly why I wanna enter. My friends will be entering too, under Roshi."
>>39053817>A. Say that you won't enter if he really doesn't want you toHope we still have the clothes Kami gave us.
>>39053918If not we can always track down piccolo and enter with him. Since he and kami fused.
>>39053817>A. Say that you won't enter if he really doesn't want you toi mean, so wanted to represent Satan castle but looks like we'll have to settle for the turtle school...
>>39053963Not really, we'll just follow them through energy sensing
>>39053817>A>D Ask if you can go just to watch.Really, we just want to go make sure no one gets killed by Shen, the tournament doesn't matter.
>>39053963No. We can enter as a student of kami if we have to enter.
Here are the "Dragon Ball Z: Revival of F" spoilers, according to those who watched it:-Before he goes Golden, Frieza gets his ass kicked-He goes Gold and starts winning.-It becomes clear that Golden Frieza has the same weakness as before(he has an issue with stamina fighting at max power)-Goku tries to take advantage of this but gets beaten by Golden Frieza (though part of it was being caught off guard by Sorbet)-Vegeta steps in and gives Goku a senzu and then fights Frieza instead.-Vegeta is winning but then Frieza blows up Earth thus killing Vegeta(Goku survives because he's over hanging out with Whis while watching Vegeta fight and he made a barrier)-Whis uses his power to go back 3 minutes in time so Goku can finish Frieza off with a Kamehameha before he gets to blow up Earth. Goku wins, then loses, then wins. Vegeta wins, then loses, then didn't. Freeza loses, then wins, loses _and_ wins, then loses. @kanzenshuu — Julian Grybowski (@saiyajedi) March 30, 2015 Revival of F in 1 sentence. Earth Destroyed, Goku got beaten, Vegeta dies.. — J A N L O (@fjmslg) March 30, 2015While here are some details about "Dragon Ball Z: Revival of F":-Jaco is voiced by Natsuki Hanae-The red-horned guy is another of Sorbet's lieutenants, named Shisami. He gives Piccolo a bit of a hard time until Gohan steps in to finish him off-Gohan is in mortal danger at some point (he gets better)-Goku and Vegeta hold hands at some point-Blue hair is real. It's apparently an effect of going SSJ after you've absorbed Super Saiyan God powers.-Beerus and Whis eat a strawberry sundae-Goku wins because he eats a senzu bean-There is a post credit scene of Sorbet saying that everything went according to planAnd finally, here's the first look at Super Saiyan God 2 Goku and Vegeta.
>>39053983>>39053997kinda wanting to enter legitamately by using hercule's pride
>>39054023Why wouldn't it be legitamate? We would have studied under Kami.
>>39053918>>39053875>>39053862>>39053853>>39053839>>39053831"I won't enter if you really don't want me to," you tell Mr. Satan."Oh, it's not that, kid," he tells you regretfully. "I just, uh, was hoping to...uhh...how do I put this?""What were you hoping to do, dad?" Videl asks."Well, I was, uh..." he sighs. "I wanted to show that there were great students to be found at Satan Castle besides Kaguya. And who better to do that than my own daughter?""Well, what about Caroni? Or that guy with the weird mask?" Videl asks."Ah, well, they're good, but we both know you're better than either of them," Mr. Satan assures Videl. "Of course, that's to be expected. The daughter of the champ is supposed to be mighty!""I am!" she assures him. "We both know I could beat anybody they send to that tournament with my eyes closed and my hands behind my back.">A. Mention that Gohan, Billy, and Haya will be entering>B. Say that you'll stay out, then>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>39054132>A. Mention that Gohan, Billy, and Haya will be enteringSmile
>>39054009>Super Saiyan God 2 GokuOh for fucks sake. you'd think once they introduced a transformation with GOD in the name they'd stop with the power creep already. But whatever, I'd still might watch it for the comedy in the Funi dub.
>>39054117>>39053997>>39053953>>39053862You guys do remember that the tournament was invitation based, right?
>>39054132>B. Say that you'll stay out, then>D. "If you want that is. I could always go under my other master."
>>39054132>A. Mention that Gohan, Billy, and Haya will be enteringJust smile at him when we mention our friends and possibly laugh a bit
>>39054132>A. Mention that Gohan, Billy, and Haya will be entering>D got talk to Roshi.
>>39054132A.But if you really want... B.>D. "Anyways, I gotta run. Maybe I'll enter as a student of Kami, I think I can get him to vouch for me."
>>39054132>A. Mention that Gohan, Billy, and Haya will be enteringSo spar with Videl for some time, then high tail it to the Lookout and train for the next two days there and come back to Satan Castle and train with Videl for the final day before the tournament?Or does today count as one of the 3 days before the tournament?
>>39054150You telling me that Kamiccolo can't magic up an invitation or something?
>>39054132>A. Mention that Gohan, Billy, and Haya will be entering
>>39054183We should train videl some so she actually stands a chance.
>>39054132>>B. Say that you'll stay out, then>A. Mention that Gohan, Billy, and Haya will be entering
>>39054241We'll yeah, I'm just asking if today counts as one of the 3 days before tournament, cause we have to catch or get close to ssj3 gohan level as well so trying to come up with a time schedule
>>39054132>>A. Mention that Gohan, Billy, and Haya will be enteringYeah,,,
why not enter for trunks and have him teach us the heat fist or what ever it was.
>>39054222>>39054183>>39054170>>39054163>>39054140"Well, Gohan, Billy, and Haya will be entering," you warn."Y-you mean your friends?" Hercule asks nervously."Yep," you answer."How?" he demands."Under the Turtle School," you tell him."The what?" he demands. "Nevermind. Kaguya, great news! I've decided that you can enter after all! Isn't that wonderful? Hehehe."Videl raises an eyebrow at him."Now, I think it's time for the two of you to do some serious training!" Hercule announces. "Now, let's get started!"He rushes to the edge of the room, pulling a lever and pressing a button. Paintballs begin shooting from the wall, and both you and Videl quickly move to evade them, while even more fire from the ceiling. Floor panels begin shooting up, launching you into the air when you're caught on one.>A. Keep doing this>B. Suggest something else>C. Something else
>>39054470>A. Keep doing this
>>39054470>A. Keep doing this>B. Suggest something else"Mr.Satan how about me and Videl fight as well when doing this? It'll increase our reaction speed and we get some sparring done as well"
>>39054437Trunks is back to the future looking for New Namek.
>>39054470>B. "You know, my friends will be flying around and doing all kindsa crazy shit...maybe we should work on that?"
>>39054523what started this was i guy named trunks had tao blow up his school we could have gone to him to enter the tournament.
>>39054505>>39054521>>39054529>>39054541>>39054494"Mr. Satan?" you ask, dodging more paintballs."What is it?" he asks in return."How about me and Videl fight while doing this?" you ask. "Fight? Why?" he asks."Well, it'll increase our reaction speed, and we'll get some sparring done as well," you explain."Well, alright, go ahead," Mr. Satan agrees.An instant later, Videl's foot slams into the side of your head, knocking you off balance, and causing you to receive a few dozen paintballs at various parts of your body before being launched into the air, and sent colliding with the ceiling. "You weren't ready," Videl tells you, before giggling at your predicament.>A. Give her a taste of her own medicine>B. Attack and fight on her level>C. Defend and fight on her level>D. Something else
>>39054665>B. Attack and fight on her level
>>39054665>B. Attack and fight on her level"Hahaha, very funny, lets see try and do that again now"
>>39054665>>B. Attack and fight on her level
>>39054665>>B. Attack and fight on her levelno bullshit.
>>39054665>D. Attack and fight at just strong enough to not seriously injure her, but still vastly outclassing her. Push her, hard, and make her forget about limitations. It's about time she became Superhuman.
>>39054665>>B. Attack and fight on her levelim getting really fucking tried of herclue all the fucking time can we do some thing different.
>>39054665>D. Defend and fight on her level, then go on offenseDefend to start, we can press her defenses partway through. I think we'd offend her if we only guarded.
>>39054725Yeah, second on this push her a bit
>>39054725This. Her pride won't let her lose, we can increase our powerlevel as time goes on.
>>39054725That is the most retarded thing I have ever seen. If we out class her too much she won't be able to improve at all. The way to do it is to be above her level somewhat.
>>39054725because gains are made best against insurmountable foes.
>>39054690>>39054695>>39054697>>39054706>>39054710>>39054717>>39054725>>39054729>>39054754"Hahaha, very funny," you tell her. "Let's see you try and do that again, now."She smirks. "You got it!"The two of you rush at one another, and you drop your power so that it's equal to hers. The two of you meet head on, her foot slamming into your fist as she leaps and kicks while you punch.The two of you jump back, then rush each other a second time, exchanging a swift flurry of punches before Videl forces you back with a barrage of kicks."That's the way, Videl!" Hercule calls. The two of you mostly ignore the paintballs as you come in for another exchange of attacks, though a platform launching Videl into the air cuts it short. Pushing off from the ceiling, Videl rushes down at you, and you leap back to avoid the axe kick she sends at you.>A. Go on the defensive>B. Fight at a level above her, force her to adapt or lose>C. Just avoid all of her attack>D. Something else
>>39054904>A. Go on the defensive>B. Fight at a level above her, force her to adapt or lose
>>39054904>B. Fight at a level above her, force her to adapt or lose
>>39054904>A. Go on the defensive>C. Just avoid all of her attack"Land a hit and you win a prize. What that prize is you have to find out if you can hit me, but you have to go faster than this if you want to land a blow"Teach her Multiform if she can hit us and it's a good motivation booster
>>39054904>>B. Fight at a level above her, force her to adapt or lose
>>39054904>>B. Fight at a level above her, force her to adapt or lose>A. Go on the defensiveglad to know Satan is good at cheerleading.
>>39054904B and C, keep raising our power level to stay above hers.
>>39054953Seconded on the multiform technique. It's the best way to git gud fast.
>>39055025No it's not. That would be the Ki cuffs. Also Satan won't let her use multiform.
>>39054904>A. Go on the defensive>B. Fight at a level above her, force her to adapt or lose>C. Just avoid all of her attacks
>>39055047Just say it's a way to maximize gains.If you're training in two places, you can get gains from both.Besides, she's not strong enough to make energy cuffs worth it.
>>39054904>BTIME TO OPEN THE ROOF AND REACH THE STARS VIDEL
>>39055087You do realize that the energy cuffs can be used more than once? They aren't a single use tech only.
>>39055122Adding 'A' to my vote, I am very tired and forgot it.
>>39055129Multiform is the fastest way for her to catch up, plus it only downgrades the gains when you get near Freiza pl.
>>39055032>>39055025>>39055003>>39054991>>39054983>>39054964>>39054961>>39054953>>39054952>>39054935>>39054929You decide to forego attacking altogether, and simply dodge Videl's next attack, raising your power level in the process.She scowls, attacking as fast as she can with a series of punches at impressive speed. Of course, you avoid each one, and Videl quickly grows more frustrated, putting more power into each punch and kick.You avoid each one effortlessly, and Videl's face slowly turns red from anger and embarrassment."Hold still!" she demands.You shake your head. "Land a hit, and you win a prize.""What kind of prize?" she asks."You'll find out if you can hit me," you tell her. "But, if you want to do that, you'll have to go faster than this.""Oh, you want fast, do you?" she asks, launching herself at you and attacking once again.Her attacks slowly grow faster and stronger, though you're able to avoid them without any difficulty. Hercule has gone silent, presumably trying to keep track of what's happening. Videl's attacks would be a blur to most people, after all.Still, you both know that she's not moving fast enough to hit you, but she's getting there. Of course, you're not even using a noticeable fraction of your strength.Finally, after a minute, she lands a kick, causing you to stagger back a step."Okay, I got you!" she points out as she lands. "Now, what's my prize?">A. Teach her multiform>B. Getting to do it again>C. Nothing>D. Something else
>>39055269A, of courseSorry Hercule, we need her for the Saiyasentai
>>39055269>A. Teach her multiform
>>39055269>B. Getting to do it again>D. Something else"I'll teach you a technique, but not right now. After this training is done."
>>39055269>>A. Teach her multiform
>>39055269>>D. Something elseI'll teach you the multiform later. However let's do more of this. You got faster and stronger from that.
>>39055269>D. The experience gained in trying
>>39055269>A."Impressive. When I walked in here, that was all the power I would have needed to level the building and everyone in it at once. And you just matched it."When we start up again, teach her to disregard limitations, disregard visualization, only act.
>>39055269>>B. Getting to do it againDrill Sargent nasty here we come.
>>39055269A, I'll teach you a technique. It is great for training against a stronger opponent, and it helped me get really strong when I was younger.
>>39055269>"Okay, I got you!" she points out as she lands. "Now, what's my prize?"Disappointment, you get nothing, good day sir.
And shitposters or idiots confirmed to be in this thread since they are voting to teach her a "trick" in front of Mr. Satan.
>>39055269>A. Teach her multiform>B. Getting to do it again
>>39055317Thirding, do it when mr.satan isn't around or after he goes from the room
>>39055269I'll second this: >>39055317
>>39055371>>39055269>>A. Teach her multiformit's better to get it out of the way now because punches and kicks aren't going to keep her protected against beam attacks Hercule needs to grow as a person
>>39055371He knows by now
>>39055424To bad your vote doesn't count since we are doing five minute vote limits on non crictical stuff.
>>39054725Supporting this as well.
>"Okay, I got you!" she points out as she lands. "Now, what's my prize?"
>>39055452Of course he does. Guess what? he still doesn't like it.
>>39055496We're 12, she's either 12 or 11.
>>39055510who the fuck cares about what satan thinks? fuck him and his holding back of everyone in his school of martial arts.
>>39055528So at that age, it's not pedophilia, for them, anyway.But for the anons behind it. Oh dear.
>>39055528Yeah, if Kaguya was a few years older though it would be a great opening for a kiss.
>>39055568Congratulations. You have just burned bridges with the guy who most of the world listens to and probably alienated his daughter. You must feel real proud of your self.
>>39055576cheese pizza is best pizza.
>>39055496Videl:"Why did you give me a portrait picture of some french mathematician?"Kaguya:"Well Yamcha said something about giving you Descartes, so here he is"
>>39055600Not only that, but it doesn't make sense in character considering how much anons have been pushing for Kaguya to suck Satan's dick and hype up his reputation.
>>39055600a simple show of force is enough to show that the "tricks" are real and that everyone can use them. Besides there are plenty of influential people that can act as our PR department aside from this chucklefuck.
>>39055623Can't argue with that considering they have been voting to say he trained them when he didn't.
>>39055576wait what? That's what you took from that?
>>39055641Oh. Your that guy who hates Mr. Satan for no reason at all. Yeah. Your shit posting your own hatred of him so you can ram it down everyone else's throat.
>>39055648Wait, you didn't mean to imply that? Oh, shit.
>>39055623now this is a good reason to keep it under wraps but do we actually have an IC reason to not teach actual ki techniques?
>>39055669He's not the only one who hates Satan. Also I think the fact that Hercule is a liar who steals the credit for other people's accomplishments is enough of a reason.
>>39055623I'm playing it off as "Hey, if this guy wants to take all the press whenever I help people publicly, saves me and my family the headache."Later, it'll be, "This dojo has renown all over the world with the rep I gave it. It's exclusive enough that every person coming here gets vetted thuroughly. Time to make people Superhuman on a larger scale."
>>39055307>>39055315>>39055317>>39055318>>39055321>>39055323>>39055329>>39055330>>39055352>>39055377>>39055383"I'll teach you a technique, but not right now," you tell her. "After this training is done."She sighs. "Fine."Before you can say anything else, she launches herself at you again, landing a kick to your face, sending you staggering away.As Videl comes in for another attack, you're forced to raise your power level in order to continue evading her attacks. This time, her strength rises more rapidly, and you're forced to raise your power even further in order to continue your evasive actions. Still, her power seems to grow about as quickly as yours, making you unable to keep easily evading her as she continues her furious attacks, her face red with frustration as she continues to fail at landing even a single blow.Soon enough, however, her power level rises rapidly, and she catches up to a level very much near your full strength, landing a kick to your gut, then another to your jaw, knocking you onto your back before a panel sends you crashing into the ceiling."There, I got you, practice over?" she asks, crossing her arms.>A. Yep>B. Tell her she did well>C. Timeskip to the tournament>D. Something else
>>39055743Well guess what? This isn't canon. And Satan didn't give credit because he didn't know who to give credit too. If it turns out that mr. satan still hasn't given our friends credit by the end of the week then you can try and and get people to vote for your hate affected votes.
>>39055269>D. Something elseteach her our form of teleport
>>39055780why limit the superhumans to just carefully vetted people? the amount of trainers will rise at an incredible rate thanks to unlocked humans being able to unlock others.
>>39055800Well I think Videl just became superhuman.Am I right dralo.
>>39055800>>A. Yep>B. Tell her she did well
>>39055800>B. Tell her she did well"Your dad must be really impressed!"
>>39055800>A. Yep>B. Tell her she did well
>>39055800>>A. YepLets go train a dragon
>>39055800>A. Yep>B. Tell her she did well>D. Something else"Know any empty rooms here to show you the technique?"
>>39055800>A. Yep>>B. Tell her she did well>>39055807Yep, this is not canon. Doesn't stop me from hating the guy. Or people tying to be meta about other characters like Nappa. So I'm just gonna keep hatin'.
>>39055800>D. Congratulate her, then tell Satan that our friends will be flying and using Ki techniques. Ask permission to teach her a few so it'll level the playing field.
>>39055800>>A. Yep>>B. Tell her she did well>>D. Something elseTeach her the Hercule Miracle Special Ultra Punch and the Dynamite Kick!
>>39055800>A. Yep>B. Tell her she did well>D. Something else"Might be a good idea to go to an open field or the Lookout to teach you this technique"
>>39055800A and B.>>39055807He has already given us credit, and has said he didn't give credit because he didn't know who the others were.Also, Videl is Superhuman now, nice.
>>39055855>Yep, this is not canon. Doesn't stop me from hating the guy. Or people tying to be meta about other characters like Nappa. So I'm just gonna keep hatin'.So your going to hate him for something he hasn't done in this quest and vote accordingly? Well dralo knows what kind of votes to ignore now.
>>39055800>B. Tell her she did well"Yup. You have gone from weaker than when vegeta arrived on earth to stronger than he is now in about 30 minutes. He's going to be so mad."
>>39055914>>39055800And just like that we got to the "power levels are bullshit" stage
>>39055910He hasn't done it, but he's still the type of person who would. We haven't had THAT big of an effect on him.
>>39055855I'm >>39055641and even I think the glory hogging you claim isn't the problem with Satan.
>>39055946Wait before it happens in quest before you let your hate boner cause you to shit up the quest.
>>39055973Fine. We haven't had a chance to reall be a dick to him since the press conference anyway. I doubt my one vote would be enough even if the opportunity arises.>>39055966What do you think the problem is? I'm curious.
>>39055800>B. Tell her she did well>D. Something else"Now we move on."
>>39056000he's holding back everyone that has trained under him since he knows about energy and ki.
>>39055800>B>DTell her she's now insanely cosmically strong and she should exercise caution because she can blow up the planet with ease
>>39055966isn't his problem that hes a overly prideful arrogant fool?
>>39056016Ah. That is a much better reason than mine.
>>39056048Probably better to have this conversation sooner rather than later.Because getting all the way to Namek would be difficult as shit.
>>39055837>>39055838>>39055842>>39055847>>39055854>>39055855>>39055863>>39055876>>39055898>>39055914"Yep, you did well," you tell her. "Your dad must be very impressed."Hercule laughs. "Yep, that's my girl, I knew she was as strong as it gets! Why, if I didn't know any better, I'd say she'll be the next champ!"Videl beams. "Thanks, dad.""So, know any empty rooms here where I can teach you the technique?" you ask."This room should work, if dad shuts this stuff down," she comments.Hercule turns off the paintballs and panels, watching the two of you nervously.You proceed to teach Videl the multiform technique, raising your power to full and splitting yourself into four copies. Videl takes some time, hours in fact, to completely master the technique, while her mortified father watches."But wait, I got a lot weaker when I used that technique," she comments. "I mean, I guess if all four parts got stronger, I'd be stronger when I turned back into one person, right?">A. Yes.>B. Pretty much>C. Go home>D. Timeskip>E. Something else
>>39056122>>A. Yes.now lets get started.
>>39056122>A. Yes.>E. Tell her of how you abused it to hell against Frieza.
>>39056122>B. Pretty much
>>39056016With good reasons. Outside of us his interactions with us his experiences with ki are his master being killed by Tao and Cell. Even when good people use it, like Roshi, us, Goku, etc., a lot of destruction still can happen.
>>39056122>A. Yes."I abused this maliciously against an overconfident tyrant once."
>>39056122>>A. Yes.It's how I got strong enough to take our frieza. He was strong enough to blow up a planet and had a power level in the millions.
>>39056122>A. Yes.>E. Something else"It was technique that saved mine and everyone else that went to Namek lives when we had to fight against Freeza"
>>39056122>E. Something else"Some advice, do not using it on people that can sense energy otherwise they will catch up on what is going on"
>>39056122>A. Yes.>B. Pretty much>D. Timeskip
>We go back using the PR to show Videl the multiform hax in 'person'>PR takes us to the time we used the PR to traumatize Goku and Gohan>Videl shuns us>Bad end
>>39056122A, B, and it's how I was able to defeat a galatic tyrant who could blow up a planet with a flick of his finger. Though in all honesty, we are both much stronger than that at this point.
>>39056122>A. Yes>E. But that well dries out eventually
>>39056016>he's holding back everyone that has trained under him since he knows about energy and ki....Because despite what people believe, Ki doesn't have that great a reputation.People have seen Ki. Goku has been pulling off Kamehameha's on camera since he was a kid. But so has Spike, and Tao, who's reputations are both greater than Goku's even after he fought in the tournaments.The ONLY people who've ever used Ki, outside of half a dozen people who took it up relatively recently, are assassins, demons, and monsters. These people are feared for good reason and their techniques are given due apprehension.People like you don't realize what the actual history of planet earth IS. Before us, Ki was a thing of bandits and killers. Before that, it was a thing of Piccolo's demons. Before that, Dabura's demons. Before THAT, attempting to use it killed more than a dozen martial artists of previous eras who made it to Korin Tower and couldn't stomach the god water.Martial Artists otherwise are strong enough to do what they need to anyway. Even without Ki a top tier fighter can smash through brick walls like paper and withstand bullets like nothing. Hercule may be a joke character but he can take on multiple men with guns without breaking a sweat and so can Bora and a bunch of others. Roshi doesn't even teach that shit until years of strength training and neither do Korin or Kami or any other gods.
>>39054009>Super Saiyan God 2Is that the official name? You've got to be fucking kidding me.
>>39056122>B>DThis is just a timeskip to another interesting thing, right, not flying through years
>>39056223We only traumatized Gohan, Goku was fine with it.
>>39056122>A. Yes.>>39056164>>39056167>>39056181Also seconding this.
>>39056159The only reason humanity is still around is that a few people that DO have ki have saved it. time after time ki has been useful in protection just as much if not more than it has been useful in destruction.
>>39056122"It's also good for distractions and sacrifice plays - if a clone dies, its power merges back into the other clones until you're back to a single body."
>>39056311It's not really that great for distractions or sacrifice, if Future Kaguya was any indication.
>>39056339Future Kaguya got Plot Walled.
>>39056339Talking about what Piccolo did during the battle with King Cold.
>>39056290Oolong saved humanity without ki. Bulma kind of did. The reason the planet needed saved by ki users, outside of Piccolo was because said ki users brought those threats here. Raditz, the Saiyans, Freeza, the Androids, Cell, and in time Buu, all came here because of ki users or were awakened because of ki users.
>>39056339>>39056346>Future KaguyaWhen was this again?
>>39056290>The only reason humanity is still around is that a few people that DO have ki have saved it. time after time ki has been useful in protection just as much if not more than it has been useful in destruction....because other Ki users put it there to begin with.Cell only used Ki because Tao had it and Goku learned it from a greedy lech. Piccolo was contained, but that sequence of events lead to the evil of Tao and Shen who also killed many people. Ki has never saved humanity from non ki threats.
>>39056365raditz would have come to earth after his brother regardless if he knew energy based techniques or not.
>>39056376... So it's all Kami's fault?
>>39056346No he wasn't. That's just the what he butthurt people who needed it rammed into their skulls that the multiform won't work anymore think.
>>39056380Yes, but Goku brought the threat of Raditz to Earth.
>>39056365Yeah. Without Ki it would have taken them YEARS to awaken Buu, if not more. >>39056380...and he wouldn't be as strong or fast without them.Raditz had NO other means of in planet flight and his entire arsenal was Ki based.
but we have no way of actually removing ki from reality. that's the only way I can come up with that would save humanity from ki.
>>39056395No, he got plotwalled. There were easier ways to enforce that multiform wouldn't work. There was no need to cut short and ruin an otherwise good thread.
>>39056441It got rammed home not because of dralo but because of retards voting for it and then arguing that making your self weaker against to andriods that match your full strength is a smart thing to do.
>>39056423Shenron, I wish that only good hearted people/beings/etc. could use ki.
>>39056122Mr. Satan could get REALLY strong if he didn't have his "No ki" limitation, couldn't he?
>>39056423What we need to do is figure out a technique that can invert a being's ki-flow and/or seal it away completely.>but that's impossibleWe're a superhuman, limits and impossibilities are our bitch.
>>39056478Changing a universal rule like that would probably be waaaay beyond anything any set of dragonballs could grant.
>>39056139>>39056147>>39056148>>39056164>>39056167>>39056181>>39056204>>39056213>>39056230"Yeah, pretty much," you tell her. "I once abused it maliciously against an overconfident tyrant. It saved my life and the life of everyone on Namek when we fought Frieza.""But you don't seem to use it much," she comments. You explain how it no longer gives you much of an increase in power, so you mostly abandoned using it since then. You tell her that you're not entirely sure what caused it to stop being so effective. You and Videl train with her using the multiform technique, and find that, strangely, she seems to have run into the same problem. Her strength does not seem to increase much from training in that way. Still, with the two of you training together, her strength continues to increase, being almost exactly the same as yours. You feel pretty confident that, with the exception of Gohan, she can fight on equal terms with anybody at the tournament, including Billy and Haya.>A. Timeskip to the tournament>B. Go home>C. Go to the Lookout>D. Go to Capsule Corp>E. Go to Kame House>F. Something else
>>39056478like hell that's within his power.>>39056493that's actually a pretty good idea.
>>39056493We just need to find a giant lion turtle older than recorded history.
>>39056478"Outside my power you fucknugget, how about I make you immortal? Or restore the room of spirit and time? Or make you all fabulously wealthy? Or I could teach you how to separate a person's good and evil sides. Use it on me fucker and see what happens."
>>39056506>A. Timeskip to the tournament
>>39056506>E. Go to Kame House
>>39056476It actually was a good plan. It SHOULD have worked. However when it was implimented, DRALO ignored alot of it and just had Kaguya stand there like a retard instead of actually moving.Seriously, for all their strength the Future Androids were cocky as all fuck. Gohan had much less power and he managed to survive multiple fights with them. Fuck, Trunks survived because 17 shot 18 and 18 got pissed off and went home.
>>39056506>C. Go to the Lookout>F. Something else"Well I have to go and do some more training that I hope get's me close enough to Gohan's or Cells Perfect level"
>>39056506>F. Something else>C. Go to the LookoutPendulum room. Final Cell. Grindan. Gogo.
>>39056533>Uh.... could I just have a five foot long hoagie instead?
>>39056506B, and ask her to meet us at the lookout tomorrow. On the way home try to contact King Kai and find out if it would be okay if we visited his planet at some point to train with him.
>>39056506>C. Go to the LookoutSpeed them gains "Hey Piccolo, Dende, Popo. Bye Piccolo, Dende, Popo.And this >>39056579
>>39056506>you're not entirely sure what caused it to stop being so effective.QM fiat isn't a viable explanation? Or maybe the Kais saw how overpowered it was and rewrote the laws of the universe to limit the gains received from it?>E. Go to Kame House
>>39056550Yeah right. And I have a lake to sell you that is in the sahara.>>39056506>A. Timeskip to the tournament
>>39056533Can I have two infinite bags of Senzu Beans? For my second wish I want to meet the strongest being in the universe, in an environment I would survive in.
Wow you guys are determined to ruin a father daughter bonding sequence.
>>39056627Shenron grants three wishes, you know. If you mass revive people, however, it gets dialed down to two.
>>39056579Invite Hercule to come too, since >>39056636 is right.
>>39056423Except of course that's not what's being demanded.What's being demanded is that Hercule essentially hand over his Dojo under the grounds that he's weakening his students by not teaching them things they'd probably never believe based on principles none of them have studied that they have no way of articulating and no actually capable teachers to work with, under the idea that an ill defined mechanic would somehow kick in and they'd just magically "get it".One of the things Dralo kind of fucked up is demonstrating just how ridiculously difficult Ki can be as a concept to work with unless you're some kind of prodigy child. Krillin took YEARS just to manage an imperfect Kamehameha(and he's the actual prodigy of the Turtle school chosen as Roshi's successor) and it took Videl ten times as long in canon just to even grasp the basics of Ki, despite her having the intense physical training that sits at the foundation of every single ki style already.It took Gohan half his lifetime as a scholar and his whole life of firsthand experience just to articulate that shit in a way the general populace can understand, and that's as a full adult with a doctorate in the relevant fields. A twelve year old is not nearly prepared to do the same thing.
>>39056506>B. Go home
>>39056615There are multiple lakes in the Sahara actually. Lakes of Ounianga are the ones I've heard most about, there's also a Megalake under the Sahara. Then again, if your knowledge of DBZ is as bad as your knowledge of the Sahara, your opinion leaves something to be desired.
>>39056506>E. Go to Kame HouseBring Hercule along.
>>39056615http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakes_of_Ounianga(The Sahara has a BADASS Aquifer.)
>>39056669one thing you missed.Bill, Haya and Kazuma are all just random country bumpkins and we literally taught them to sense energy in an afternoon.
>>39056651Well then I want 13 3 foot long hoagies and one big enough for you. One with turkey, ham, roast beef and melted Swiss cheese. Another with sausage, eggs, bacon, and Canadian bacon. The third with salami, baloney, ham, and pepper jack cheese. The other 10 3 foot ones with what the others want, and the one big enough for you with what you want on it. We're going to have a party.
>>39056636That's what Kaguya does, he ruins shit."There's a tournament for normal martial artists? LOL guess I'll shit it up by bringing along a bunch of planet crackers.""Your store has a milk shake challenge? Guess I'll invite a bunch of beings of pure hunger from beyond the stars. That's cool right?""You're an albino midget lagging behind in power by a drastic factor? I'm gonna make you fight opponents you can't possibly handle then lie and say you have a chance. Go get em buddy!"
>>39056683Dude I don't live in the sahara and I am not a geography major. Next time I will used that desert that has no water in the middle of that penesuila on the other side of the red see.
>>39056720Yeah. Because to reiterate: Dralo is pure shit at conveying difficulty. Kind of amazing how it takes us a tenth the time to teach people things Gohan did, when he had ten times the experience at that point.
>>39056749Did Chiaotzu ever become a superhuman?
>>39056756I don't live in the Sahara, nor am I a geography major. However, I do have a high school education and paid attention in class. The same cannot be said for you.
>>39056652>>39056619>>39056590>>39056579"Hey, Videl, meet me at the Lookout tomorrow, okay?" you ask."Sure," she says, breathing heavily from exertion. Bidding both her and Mr. Satan farewell, you depart from Satan Castle, making your way towards home and attempting to mentally contact King Kai in the process. Unfortunately, he does not respond to your attempts at communication, and so you fly home in silence. Arriving on your farm, you find the same reporter from earlier, brandishing a shield and club apparently fashioned from the wreckage of cars which Nappa blew up.This lady is determined.>A. Go give her an interview, she's earned it>B. Go ask her nicely to go home>C. Go check on Icarus>D. Go inside>E. Something else
>>39056720Because they believed it was possible. They knew how strong we were before we disappeared for a year. Then they saw us doing what we did against Nappa and Vegeta.
>>39056770no it's because this isn't the DBZ universe. Dralo is explaining a world based around DBZ but reimagined through our and his actions and views.
>>39056797>>A. Go give her an interview, she's earned it
>>39056797>A. Go give her an interview, she's earned it
>>39056797>A. Go give her an interview, she's earned itAhaha
>>39056802then all the more reason to make sure people seriously believe Kaguya is strong enough.
>>39056797>A. Go give her an interview, she's earned itHoly shit, this fucking woman. We need to turn her into a warrior.
>>39056797>C. Go check on Icarus>A. Go give her an interview, she's earned it
She's going to kiss Nappa on the mouth_
>>39056797>A. Go give her an interview, she's earned itShe clearly has super human tenacity.Also get Nappa to apologize. Maybe.
>>39056797Land in front of her and sigh, then say "I'm guessing asking you to leave nicely won't work, so I guess I can answer a few questions. Mainly because I want to get some sleep tonight, and I'm guessing my dad and Nappa do too."
>>39056797Do we want to encourage tenacity in our paparazzi?
I wonder if this reporter has a thing for bald guys
I think we've found Nappa's soul mate.
>>39056842That is what the next WMAT is for. We or one of friends beats Hercule to become champ, since besides maybe Goku none of our friends would throw the match. Hell, even this 18, if she takes part, might not do that. No way in hell Billy, Haya, Vegeta, or Nappa does. We won't let Kaguya do that, Videl probably wouldn't, and Tien, Krillin, and Chiaotzu probably won't get that far. Then add in the four person Mystery Mask disguise.
let's cuck nappa
>>39057053You sick fucker. I agree
>>39057053we're 12 anon
>>39057053Dude. We're twelve. And Nappa's one of our best friends. No.
>>39057083and you wouldn't have done her at 12? what are you a faget?
>>39056842...you haven't thought this through have you?It only takes ONE blast from a Super Human to kill the world, and anyone who is caught unawares. Teaching this shit willy nilly screams BAD IDEA.
>>39056816>>39056829>>39056830>>39056847>>39056852>>39056863>>39056890>>39056909>>39056916You fly down to the woman, startling her as you land in front of her.She swings the club out of pure reflex, and you simply duck out of the way, giving her a moment to calm down and realize who you are.Recognition dawns on her face within seconds, and she takes a deep breath before speaking."Mr. Kaguya, I have spent all day trying to get a hold of you," she says. "I have been shot at, watched my car explode, been abandoned by my cameraman, seen my colleagues run in absolute terror, and been caught in a burning bush. Pleeeeeeease let me interview you." You tell her that you'll agree to an interview, and her face lights up at once as she rushes over to the nearby pile of wreckage and retrieves a camera."Okay, stand right there," she says, motioning to the spot upon which you are already standing as she sets up the camera.Straightening her hair and returning to the wreckage to retrieve her microphone, she returns and faces the camera."Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Bailey Jenson with ZTV news," she begins. "Tonight I have been fortunate enough to gain an exclusive interview with Kaguya, student of the illustrious Mr. Satan, and one of the brave fighters who defeated the evil Cell. Mr. Kaguya, you are a hard man to get a hold of, but thank you for agreeing to this interview. Now, my first question is, when did you come to study at Satan Castle?">A. Just a few years ago>B. When you were very little>C. Something else
>>39057110>>A. Just a few years agowere a honest boy.
>>39057110>B. When you were very little
>>39057110>A. Just a few years ago
>>39057102and if everyone is strong enough to blow up the earth they're strong enough to survive the blast. seriously though we need to start figuring out a way to breathe in space via our Ki.
>>39056797>E >Didn't you get the memo that Satan Castle's PR would handle this?>Isn't it a bit risky to be out here with my dad and Nappa around?Let her answer, then>A>>39057053>doing anything of the sort to our mateShame on you.
>>39057110>Mr. Kaguya, you are a hard man to get a hold of, but thank you for agreeing to this interview.You know I'm at Satan castle pretty often right? I told you to talk to Mr. Satan's PR team. Oh well.>A. Just a few years ago
>>39057110>A. Just a few years agoHonesty also>ZTVWhy the fuck are we being interviewed for Zone-tan's show?
>>39057157"Shenron, please make this planet invulnerable to destructive ki blasts"
>>39057110A, about three years ago to be exact.
>>39057110>A. Just a few years ago"I've come a long way since then too!"
>>39057053/v/ plz go and stay go
We should probably offer her a lift back to wherever she needs to go at the end.
>>39057191Well we do fight alien baddies, they are probably hoping Kaguya ran into one with tentacles
>>39057157You need to be actively ready to fight to survive though. It's proven time and again even light hits can hurt a ki fighter who isn't bracing for impact.So everyone on the other side of the world sleeping is dead. Anyone at a desk job crunching numbers is dead. Anyone holding another conversation is dead. MOST OF THE WORLD DIES.>>39057198Shenron's power is only equal to whoever makes him. He can't affect the planet. Hence why Namek had to deal with a drought.
>>39057110>A. Just a few years ago>C. Compliment her bravery in securing this interview
>>39057102>>39057157I already gave a solution for this, just ask Shenron to make the planet immune and invulnerable to being blown up or destroyed via ki blasts, ki attacks, and ki techniques.What the fuck, Captcha?
>>39057110>A, something about it being an honor to get in.
>>39057247>I already gave a solution for this, just ask Shenron to make the planet immune and invulnerable to being blown up or destroyed via ki blasts, ki attacks, and ki techniques.and as I pointed out, that's not within Shenrons grasp.If Guru can't affect the planet with his balls, then Dende sure as fuck can't.
>>39057247And of course captcha ate my pic.
>>39057198We could probably ask Supreme Pussy to reinforce the earth. He's a creator god, he SHOULD be able to do it.
>>39057278I figure making a ball of rock immortal shouldn't be any harder than making a complex bio-organic entity like a person immortal.
>>39057313Soooooo>Shenron, I wish the Earth was actually Garlic Jr!
>>39057313you'd think so but I assume we're going literary logic rather than actual logic.
>>39057313Speaking of which, why the hell aren't we immortal?We have 15 wishes a year including Porunga, How are we not immortal and invulnerable at this point?
>>39057313Size might be the issue. Also it'd fuck up geological events and mining.
>>39057213/v/ herePS4 finally has 1 game>>39057313Earth becomes immortalMining becomes impossibleGetting a solid foundation for a building becomes impossibleErosion stops happeningFarmers can't even till their cropsBad end
>>39057247Last time we tried that in a quest, it was beyond his power. Or porungas, at least. I expect the same here.
>>39057361It wouldn't be fun.
>>39057361Assuming that the Namekians just let you pop in literally whenever to use all of THEIR wishes.They let you use their balls in case of emergency. But they don't abuse them.
>>39057373Immortal doesn't mean you turn into an unalterable statue. Unless your genie is a dick, at least. At any rate, we can ask if it's possible and what it would exactly di.
>>39057373>Anyone at the beach in a sand castle is stuck there>permanently
>>39057373actually we just wish for earth to be indestructible by Ki. no more collateral damage from ki attacks but it's still moldable and usable.
We don't need to make the Earth immortal. We need to spread humanity across the universe as soon as possible. Human Empire when?
>>39057296He could probably make it Kai planet strong with a bit of work.
>>39057426They become part of the Earth and are immortal as well.
With the power to separate evil from people... well, we just need to separate evil from everyone. Then kill the evilThen the planet is good
>>39057478>Evil sides are stronger than good sides and more dangerous then when combined since they aren't held back by puny good emotionsYeah, that's a good idea.
>>39057474Ancient Sand Hermit when
>>39057313Porunga couldn't even make a BAG immortal.
>>39057500>Implying the power of love/friendship isn't way stronger than EDGE
>>39057519Granted, it was a magic bag that served as a gateway to the dimension of Senzu Beans....what happens if we sent a robot drone into the bag?
>>39057445As soon as you get some extra forms and henchmen who wear shoulder pads but no pants.
>>39057563Then you have Kaguya and friends starting in itou junji black paradox
Guys.Guys.Multiform+Shapeshift Kaguya waifu when
>>39057128>>39057143>>39057146>>39057173>>39057174>>39057190>>39057191>>39057201>>39057211>>39057240>>39057272"Well, first I want to compliment you on how hard you worked to get this interview," you comment.Bailey gives a tired laugh. "Thank you.""I joined Satan Castle just a few years ago, about three. It was an honor to get in, and I've come a long way," you tell her."I would say so," she agrees. "You became the Junior World Martial Arts Champion, and competed in the Cell Games. However, as some say, your impressive career did not start three short years ago. Many claim that you were involved in combating the Saiyan Invasion roughly five years ago, saying that you were one of the young children shown fighting the invaders. What do you say to these claims?">A. They're true, you fought the Saiyans>B. They're true, and Gohan fought as well>C. You were not involved>D. Something else
>>39057610now that's pretty masturbatory.
>>39057610MY OWN CLONE
>>39057685>>B. They're true, and Gohan fought as welltruth
>>39057685>A. They're true, you fought the SaiyansDo not mention Gohan's name to the press
>>39057685>A. They're true, you fought the Saiyans
>>39057685>A. They're true, you fought the saiyansDon't think Gohan wants the publicity.
>>39057685A, and I will not name the others who fought then, it is their choice on whether they want to be named or not.
>>39057685>A. They're true, you fought the Saiyans>As did some others who out of respect I will not name.
>>39057685>B. They're true, and Gohan fought as wellGive a bit more details about that. Let's come short of a whole play by play, though.
>>39057692>now neither of us will be virgins
>>39057685>>A. They're true, you fought the Saiyans
>>39057685>A. They're true, you fought the Saiyans>D. Something else"The other little boy that fought with me is a friend of mine, but I would like to keep his name from being known to the public out of respect for his familys privacy"
>>39057738Scratch that, just say we "had help"
>>39057773Seconded. "We had help." is all anyone needs to know.
>>39057685>A. They're true, you fought the Saiyans>B. They're true, and Gohan fought as well
>>39057685>D. Of course I was. How do you think I got into Mr. Satan's Castle at such a young age?
>>39057708>>39057709>>39057719>>39057722>>39057726>>39057727>>39057729>>39057730>>39057747>>39057753>>39057792>>39057808"They're true," you answer. "I fought the Saiyans.""Amazing," she compliments. "At such a young age, you put your life on the line to protect the Earth. Many of us have seen the tapes, the displays of strength that you and your allies showed that day were nothing short of amazing.""Yes, my friends fought that day, but out of respect, I won't give their names," you tell her."I understand," she replies. "But, I think I speak for everyone when I say we are grateful for you and your friends, especially those who gave their lives. You all showed tremendous courage, but you and the other little boy most of all. And it even occurred before you went to Satan Castle. I suppose I'm wondering who taught you the skills you used in that battle.">A. Kami>B. A man who called himself Kami>C. Your friends>D. Nobody>E. Something else
>>39057934>C. Your friendsWell it is the truth, Kami was our guide
>>39057934C, and B, with a bit of a pause before mentioning Kami.
>>39057934>C. Your friendsKami was our best bro, but lets not start a cult yet
>>39057934>B. A man who called himself Kami
>>39057934>E. Several of us were...informed of the Saiyan's impending coming. Those of us with the talents and strength to stand against them. It was on very short notice. Suffice to say that preparing for the Saiyans was the only official training I had done at that point."
>>39057934>C. Your friendsLearn'd from fighting them all
>>39057934>C. Your friends
>>39057934>>C. Your friendsThey're the ones we sparred with and learned from.
>>39057934>C. Your friendsWe got our techniques from training together with them
>>39057934>B. A man who called himself Kami"He was basically the Demon King Piccalo's good twin. Their lives were linked, but that did not stop him from trying to have Piccalo killed on several occasions."
>>39057934>B. A man who called himself Kami>C. Your friends
>>39058080>>39058067>>39058047>>39058041>>39058010>>39057978>>39057971>>39057966"My friends," you tell her. "I learned from fighting and sparring with them, and we learned techniques from each other.""And how did you come to get involved in that battle?" the woman asks."Well, several of us learned of the Saiyans impending arrival," you explain. "Those of us with the strength and talents to fight the Saiyans trained for it, and it was the only real training I had done up until that point.""I see, a little prodigy then?" she asks with a smile. "Well, Mr. Kaguya, your training paid off, to be sure. And, of course, we saw you fight at the World Martial Arts Tournament, where you displayed some of your incredible skills. You performed amazing feats such as flight and shooting beams of light. What exactly is this phenomenon you utilized to such great success?">A. Specialized illusions>B. Tricks>C. A style of martial arts not widely practiced>D. Something else
>>39057934>C. Your friendsCan't name them in case they don't want the publicity, but I made a lot of really good friends and they helped me train.
>>39058162>C. A style of martial arts not widely practiced
>>39058162>>C. A style of martial arts not widely practicednot technicaly lyng.
>>39058162>C. A style of martial arts not widely practicedEvery living being has energy inside them. With the right training, you use that energy to fly and shoot lasers.
>>39058162>C. A style of martial arts not widely practiced>D. Something else"Lets just leave it at that"
>>39058162>D. As I said, me and my friends taught eachother everything we could. The flight came from one friend, the beams and light from another. I wouldn't want to betray the trust they showed in teaching me.
>>39058162Hey DRALO how much of the history of ki do we know IC?If a lot: C, partially because in the past it was used mainly for evil, and can be harmful to the user if not used properly.If not much: Just C.
>>39058162>C. A style of martial arts not widely practiced>D. Look up the [year GOku was in the tournament] lots of it then."
in b4 100,000 people with dreams of flying and shooting beams of light show up at Satan Castle, and Mr. Satan knows EXACTLY who's to blame for it.
>>39058319Dragon balls son
>>39058295>>39058253>>39058252>>39058236>>39058225>>39058217>>39058211>>39058209>>39058201>>39058202"It's a style of martial arts not widely practiced," you tell her. "Let's leave it at that, but if you want to see more of it, look up the tournaments Goku competed in.""Goku, ah, yes, the champion before Mr. Satan," she says. "If I'm not mistaken, he was involved in the battle against the Saiyans, correct?"You nod. "Excellent," she says. "Well, that's all the time we have for this evening. I'm Bailey Jensen. Back to you, Richard."With that, she shuts off the camera, breathing out a heavy sigh and falling to her knees."Well, that was a day at work I will not forget," she comments before getting to her feet. "Thanks for the interview.">A. You're welcome>B. Ask how she's going to get home>C. Ask if she wants to stay for dinner>D. Wish her a good evening>E. Something else
>>39058350Capsule Corp needs to invent some of these for Satan!
>>39058360>A. You're welcome>B. Ask how she's going to get home>C. Ask if she wants to stay for dinner
>>39058253Age 750, May 7(Jackie Chun aka Roshi wins against Goku)Age 753, May 7(Tienshinhan wins against Goku)Age 756, May 7(Goku wins against Ma Jr. aka Piccolo)
>>39058360>A. You're welcome>>B. Ask how she's going to get home>E. Offer to fly her home
>>39058360>C. Ask if she wants to stay for dinner
>>39058360>B. Ask how she's going to get home>C. Ask if she wants to stay for dinner
>>39058360A, B, C, and could you mention before this airs I am not looking to train people right now, and do not want anyone showing up at my family's farm. Also, Mr. Satan likely won't appreciate a bunch of people showing up at Satan Castle hoping to learn those abilities.
>>39058360>C. Ask if she wants to stay for dinnerIntroduce her to Nappa. Have hilarious dinner conversations while mom makes a fantastic meal.
Wait a minute, is the reporter lady that lady with the orange hair and pony tail from Yo!Son Goku and His Friends Return?
>>39058378>>39058396>>39058405>>39058406>>39058408>>39058415>>39058416>>39058462>>39058463>>39058482>>39058485"You're welcome," you tell her. "So, how are you getting home?""I'll think of something," she tells you. "In my line of work, you have to be resourceful, after all.""Want to stay for dinner?" you ask.She laughs. "Thanks, but after everything that's happened today, I'd rather get further from the house instead of closer. No offense. Take care!"With that, she leaves, heading for the pile of scrap and digging through it, attempting to build some method of transportation from it.The front door opens, and your father steps out."Kaguya, it's time for dinner," he tells you.>A. Go eat dinner>B. Go to bed>C. Timeskip to the Tournament>D. Something else
>>39058490Here we go
>>39058545>A. Go eat dinner>D. Talk to MomHey Mom. How are your emotions? I wish to build the social links, and pre-emptively assist you with them emotional issues that come with pregnancy and having a son that fights a lot and died once.Only said in normal people talk.
>>39058545>A. Go eat dinner
>>39058545>>C. Timeskip to the Tournament
>>39058545>>A. Go eat dinner>C. Timeskip to the Tournament
>>39058545>A. Go eat dinner>D. Something else"Nappa mind flying the reporter lady back to her home, you and Dad did kind of go overboard this afternoon"
>>39058545>A. Go eat dinner>D. Talk to our family. Mom dad 16 and Nappa.
>>39058545>A. Go eat dinner>C. Timeskip to the Tournament
>>39058545Seconding >>39058591>C. Timeskip to the Tournament
>>39058545A, then talk to mom after dinner.We have to take Videl to meet the Ginyus after the tournament.
>>39058545>>39058591This and get ready for tommorow cause we have to catch up with Gohan when we get to the Lookout
>>39058545We can't skip to the tournament, we gotta grind up to Cell's level.Like, come in after Simulated!Kaguya dies defending Haya, then try to melee / beamstruggle with Cell for GAINZ.
>>39058571>>39058577>>39058581>>39058584>>39058591>>39058593>>39058601>>39058604>>39058619>>39058634>>39058627>>39058652You decide to head inside, taking your seat at the kitchen table and finding your mouth watering as your mother sets your plate in front of you.Icarus curls up beside you, and Nappa scarfs down his food. Your father digs in, and Sixteen sits quietly."Nappa, do you mind taking that reporter lady home?" you ask. "You and dad did sort of go overboard this afternoon."Nappa growls. "I'll give you an extra plate," your mom offers."Fine," Nappa grumbles, getting up and going outside."If only all people were so easy to bribe," your father comments.>That's it for tonight guysNext update should be tomorrow, but follow @qmdralo for schedule updates
>>39058744Is Nappa getting any out of helping Ms. Reporter out?
>>39058744How salty was vegeta when he sensed Videl surpassing him.
>>39058744Bow Chicka Bow Wow
>>39058744So was this reporter lady >>39058550?
>>39058744so was our inclusion into the Staitan school due to him not wanting our friends to out match his little videl?
>>39058776Throwing a tantrum, most likely pic related.
>>39058744So whats everyone of our friends response to sensing Videl pl going up and possibly sensing Kaguya getting kicked?
>>39058744Q. How do we prevent the increase in superhumans from potentially damaging the planet?Q. How come Videl was able to get on our level so quickly, when it took most of the Z-fighters literally 5 years? >Captcha: araleOh, that's why. Never mind
>>39058833I hope we never have to fight her or Nekomajin Z. They'd both kick our ass.
>>39058813It's like the opposite of regular dbz. Saiyans pissed off that Humans have hax to instantly become super powerful.
>>39058776All right. I'm going to beat people up until they tell me where new namek is, I'm going to steal a spaceship and go there, and on the way I'll learn namekian. I'm going to beat up all the namekians and steal their dragonballs, then wish for an UNLIMITED hyperbolic time chamber. And the ability to teleport through space. And a sandwich. Wait, no. Unlimited sandwiches. And I'm going to train.
>>39058833Man we really should not get Arale involved in any of this. Like she could have still handed our Cell his own ass. Robot too strong, man.
>>39058833>How come Videl was able to get on our level so quickly, when it took most of the Z-fighters literally 5 years?Cause plot anon. Haven't you realized that Super Human growth varies based on the current drama and DRALO's mood.
>>39058775Any what?>>39058786What are those sounds you're making?>>39058790Nope?>>39058801Partly>>39058822"Huh, neat">>39058833Train them wellSuperhumans grow stronger the stronger foes they face. Tien once caught up with you in about an hour.
>>39058744Are our parents going to question why Kaguya is covered paint?
>>39058833Videl was the only one so far that actually went along with our patented "Flail unit you don't Fail" method of training. All our other friends wanted to get to our level on their own once they hit super human instead of hitting our level in a day or two.
>>39058833If we were able to get Videl to our level in a few minutes, imagine the possibilities if we kept going at it for 4 months.
>>39058904>Any what?Is the power pole extending? Is he transforming into Oozaru for her full moon?
>>39058906They probably assume he played a round of paintball. We're a 12 year old kid who suddenly has free time, it's to be expected.
>>39058904Somebody call for a really hairy plumber?Bow Chicka Bow Wow
>>39058904so how are people going to react to our interview. Care to write up their responses.
>>39058904How does Videl feel, something like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2AlmwGxDRI
>>39058942Oh, you're asking if Snake Way leads to sexual intercourse. I got it.
>>39058904How'd Yamcha's date go?
>>39058906They don't question too much anymore when it comes to him>>39058942Nappa doesn't own the power pole? And where did she get her own moon?>>39058955Tucker...>>39058963Yes>>39058960"Wow, this kid is awesome!""Why is he covered in paint?""What's his secret?">>39058999It's not until tomorrow
>>39059014>"What's his secret?"A legion of internet perverts controlling him via democracy. I doubt that'd make many people happy though.
>>39059014on a scale of 1 to 9001, how salty is vegeta right now at being surpassed by yet another human child?
>>39059014Yamcha's probably been Pendulum room practicing his dating skills for the past 24 hours nonstop.
>>39059014Is Nappa going to take the on trip down his own personal Snake Way?
>>39059014Oh hey you have watched Danny Phantom and I meant our friends, though the general population was cool to thanks.
>>39059014Supreme Kai's response to sensing Videl's energy? Is he questioning why there is a huge surge of energy coming from earth?
>>39059056Supreme Kai's response to everything that's happened on earth in the last year and a half has been "zzz".
>>39059014>They don't question too much anymore when it comes to himMaybe they assumed it was charity work?Actually that sounds like a good idea. We should gather the gang and do some charity work for people, you know, paint a house or two, help repair something. Pimp out Satan Castle while we're at it, show that Hercule's students and friends are more than willing to help those who need it.That seem like something we can do, DRALO?
>>39059045180,000>>39059049Maybe>>39059051Where did he get his own?>>39059053I have watched it, yes>>39059042Dragon/pol/ would have a stroke>>39059056"Could it be Majin Buu? Nope. Eh, who cares?"
>>39059014Does Kaguya now have any female fans his age in his official fan clubs?
>>39059049He's been doing that his whole life though. Just wihtout a pendulum room. With his right hand
>>39059014I am now expecting to hear that Nappa is going to be a (maybe not quite so) proud father sometime soon. Cabba is a go.
>>39059014So I heard you've got sisters>bow chickawho are twins!>wow wow
>>39059100Is Nappa going to put his genital euphemism in, on, or near her genital euphemism at some point in the near future due to our making the two of them spend time together?
>>39059130Hercule's response to seeing Kaguya split into four and then watching his daughter multiply into four herself?
>>39059104Of course.>>39059122Who knows?>>39059133TUCKER!>>39059156I don't know>>39059158"God, I need a drink."
>>39059096End world hunger with senzu beans, help mine canals/tunnels/minerals, spend 30 minutes mowing a lawn until we invent the remote controllable Kienzan and do it in 30 seconds, take sick kids on charity flights, take healthy kids on charity flights, learn telepathy and take 1000 people at the same time on charity flights, help transport 100,000 tons of Coal halfway across the world in under a minute, paint a house, paint a skyscraper, get salt-colored paint and paint everything vegeta touched in the last 30 days, etc.
So, we know Dragon/pol/ exsits, what about Dragon/sp/? Did they watch Cellb Owl?
>>39059100Are prospects looking likely for Nappa and Bailey Jensen to get together and have a kid is what that anon is trying to ask?
>>39059100Dragon/pol/ is probably too busy playing their Rothschild Dynasty CYOA and wondering when the DM is going to introduce the next major villain after Andrew Jackson, Tsar Nicholas II and Adolf Hitler.
>>39059184If Dragon/co/ hasn't made a cartoon about the recent events then I am very disappointed.
>>39059201I can only imagine the anger when Dragon/sp/'s brakets were proved worthless.
>>39059184How would you describe Kaguya now acts, does he still have the same mentality as Vegeta, but more softer now?
multiform orgy when?
>>39059188>salt-colored paint>Not just using our Superhuman Brainpower to build Super Desalination plants and then dumping the rest into his food, bed, and everywhere he's been recently
>>39059254Heart of gold, brutally efficient, attention span of a blowfly.
>>39059261TUCKER>>39059254I'd say he's more like Goku most of the time, except when he gets really cocky
>>39059261inb4 highschool arc
>>39059254For a while there I thought we had gotten so edgy we couldn't do the spirit bomb anymore, now though I think we could pull it off if we were taught. Here's hoping. Nimbus never though.
>>39059283Would you be willing to run a Danny Phantom esq quest sometime after your other ones?
>>39059283Can we use Icarus to pick up chicks?
>>39059283Whats Videl's opinion on the multiform technique we taught her?
>>39059283We WERE the guy who Final Flash-equivilented Cell unsuccesfully. Sometimes we feel a little Vegetay because /tg/'s meta knowledge baits them into being arrogant.
>>39059324"Multiform orgy when?"
>>39059322>I'm telling ya, there's no way we can pick up chicks with a dragon.
>>39059332We'll it worked better since we were close to his strength, just got screwed over from the large energy drain to contain it longer
>>39059321Not a bad idea, maybe>>39059322Tucker....yes.>>39059332"We can see the future!">>39059324Neat trick, I guess.
>>39059338A multiform orgy would be kind of weird, to be honest. I mean, just imagine spitroasting a girl with yourself.
>>39059376no imagine spitroasting yourself with yourself.
>>39059372Aw sweet, I knew we could pick up chicks with a dragon!
>>39059372Do our friends even use the multiform to do their chores or whatever task to finish it faster?
>>39059376I am now.I was actually imagining the girl multiforming before, but that works too.or both.
>>39059372Going back through the KND series I must say that they were allowed to go nuts with the world building and enemies and what not. I can see why you would be intimidated to run a KND quest.
>>39059396I would say that's a little gay but...then I realized where we are.
>>39059372I just finished Season 10 of Red vs Blue and thought it was a pretty good ending to the ongoing saga that started way back in Season 1. How are 11 and 12, are they still just as good?
>>39059376Ah, a Transporter Accident class 6x24. Nothing a little Riker-ing won't solve.
>>39059402Yes>>39059397Yeah, yeah>>39059410They did an amazing job worldbuilding.>>39059451I very much enjoyed them, and season 13 starts tomorrow
>>39059468Sweet, I should be able to finish in time.
>>39059449see>>39057610It ain't gay if it's a genderbent you.
>>39059468KND world is kinda fucked up though, I mean what some of those villains planes were. Damn man you know.
>>39059495Never seen KND, explain?
>>39059512What time does it premier? I have other things to watch at 9pm. Like a feed from Nintendo directly to me.
>>39059512You've probably been asked this before, but favorite RvB season and why?And any possibility of an RvB quest in the future?
>>39059512About how mad would you say Videl was getting close to before she was going to snap at Kaguya for dodging all her attacks?
>>39059512Did Videl and Chiaotzu become superhumans?
>>39059512Would we be able to ask Shenron for a super mode that wouldn't kill us?Is Gohan a superhuman now as well?
>>39059615nah dude all we need to do is pendulum room kaioken train.
>>39059512Hey, Dralo, why is my captch dancing?
>>39059512What would you consider Kaguya's theme during peaceful times like this?
>>39059573>RvB questDon't think that'll work anon.
>>39059631But all we'll practically do is stand around and talk. Think of all the possibilities!
>>39059555Not sure>>390595736 or 7 due to a good mix of action and comedyAnd let's finish this quest for now>>39059585close>>39059596Half right>>39059615NoNo>>39059627Good question
>>39059573>Kaguya was the Meta the entire time
>>39059699How long did you expect DBZHQ to last?
>>39059699How would Krilling and Yamcha and Tien have reacted if we were perfectly honest about things in the interview?
>>39059765I wasn't sure, in all honesty. I'm pleased with the results, though>>39059766Eh, at least Hercule isn't getting all the credit?
>>39059801Did we prevent the Spopovich event with Videl or did we just set her up to get her energy drain now?
>>39059828>Spopo tries to crush her head>She crushes every bone in his body, instead.
>>39059801How will the Supreme Kai react when he finds at least a dozen people all on the level of Super Buu or higher?
>>39059892He just might shit himself out of sheer fear. And maybe contemplate destroying the Earth.
>>39059828With all of us at least getting close Buu level, they might not even get that chance, rather Buu's revival will depend on if and who of our friends gets Majinified.Unless those two lackies are Super Human now too.
we need to figure out a way to unlock the potential of our planet. it has a powerlevel since it grants the fruits of power energy.
>>39059828She is strong enough to fight Haya and Billy as an equal. That means she's at least (canon) Perfect Cell tier probably closer to Fat Buu. Spo would need a fuck huge power boost compared to the original in order to even threaten her.
>>39059953Presumably, the Tree of Might ate the life energy of everything living on the planet, rather than the planet itself.
>>39059931Oh boy, things would be interesting then if that happened.
>>39059801Will we ever be able to convince Hercule to use ki? I imagine he's at least a bit more open to the idea due to our Videl training.
>>39059931Somehow I just know Veggie will become Majin.I worry more if Haya becomes Majin though. That might present a challenge.
>>39059828She might kill him>>39059892"You're still no match for Babidi's minions, guys!">>39060006Probably not
>>39060030What is Vegeta is so angry, and so stubborn in our canon that he doesn't get Maijin'd? I'd be impressed.
>bring back Demon King Piccolo>he and Kamiccolo fuse>Piccolo gets bought up to Buutenks levels of strength but his heart becomes more evil as a result>Babidi arrives>Piccolo and Vegeta both get Majinized
>>39060064He develops a coating of salt that renders him immune to magic. That is the alchemical property of salt you know.
>>39060081I want Vegeta to be the one to go SSJ3 out of the bottomless hatred and rage we have given him.I want him to feel the anger of all the saltiest neckbeards!
>>39060080>implying we couldn't purify Ultra Namek by Buu saga
>>39060080It's a good way to keep the arc interesting at least. Don't want a snoozefest like the movies.
>>39060202we will take all the evil in the universe inside ourselves and then suicide into a black hole.
>>39060080Both Goku and Us fight together against them to get them back to their senses. They both knock us out and decide to blow themselfs up to kill Buu, it doesn't work
>>39060336I think Ultra Namek would genuinely be strong enough to take Buu down like that.
>>39060481Or knock out our planet.
>>39060561well the planet is already the weakest link. We really need to figure out a way to make sure it isn't blown up and we don't get extorted with it.
>>39060914>Meta Garlic Jr is back>Threatens to blow up the planet>LaughingSaiyans.gif