You stand in the dawn's light, exultant! A giant spider once more!Your chitin is glossy and whole, sharp and solid and wonderful.You could take the forest on. You can take the whole world!You stamp your feet a bit as you turn in a circle, stretching- still cautious of your bandages, but there's no way you'll be holding yourself back today.You were inside for daaaaaays. You need to do something, to run until you can't anymore. You're going to snap a bear in half and then eat both halves and run until you're hungry again!You laugh, a little crazily, letting the morning wind brush your bangs aside. You're going to be invincible! You'll never get hurt again, because healing is boring and slow and itchy. "Lyra, we are having breakfast, yes? You are outside, laughing like an idiot. Stop worrying your sister's neighbours."Dammit Mom! You can't ruin this, everything is perfect and you are not embarrassed. You cheeks just sunburn very easily and you are hungry, so you're coming inside and not blushing at all.>You've got trips to make! Chow down and head for moth village!>Take care of Ezzy first, maybe?>Drag the dog outside and wish her a happy birthday!>Other (?)
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>>39031322>>Drag the dog outside and wish her a happy birthday!>The go see the other wolves and see what's up with them
>>39031322>Drag the dog outside and wish her a happy birthday!>You've got trips to make! Chow down and head for moth village!Moths are closer.
>>39031322>>Drag the dog outside and wish her a happy birthday!
>>39031322>>39031355This works. Wolf, then wolves.
>>39031322>Take care of Ezzy first, maybe?
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>>39031322>Drag the dog outside and wish her a happy birthday!That doesn't take much time at all. After that we can do next pressing business.By the way, whatever happened to those prisoners?
>>39031322>Take care of Ezzy first, maybe?>Drag the dog outside and wish her a happy birthday!
I have porn.I am holdin it hostage.If you ever want to see written smut, youll have to wait till the end of thread.
>>39031322>Drag the dog outside and wish her a happy birthday!
>>39031538Jokes on you! I already caught it in the weekend smut thread
>>39031538I think I already read it.You have no power over me
>>39031557>>39031561traitors, each and every one of you!
>>39031561>>39031557Was it any good?
>>39031607I liked it, was a bit short.
>>39031607Wasn't bad, definitely worth a read so stick aroundOr don't, I don't particularly care
You scrabble your way through breakfast, eating so fast that your mother is forced to stop you.She patiently waits as you down a glass of water before she lets you back at the meat. You can't let breakfast get in your way! Energy, though, you'll probably need that. You wash your face clean in the aftermath of the breakfast frenzy, filling your buckler with water and just sticking your face in. Jin laughs a bit at the water running off you, so you douse the harpy and dry off.Before anything else, though-You snag your puppy, dragging a surprised sounding wolf into a crushing hug."Happy Birthday, yes!""What is that?"You drop her in front of you, brushing her hair back from her eyes and scratching her just behind her pointed ears."Your birthday is the day you were born, yes. And we missed it. You are more than a year old, now. It is something to celebrate."She nods slowly, looking thoughtful."Yes. I have a pa- a family. And I am happy. And alive, yes."You pull your present free, the armour folded neatly, and drop it into her waiting hands."This is yours, yes. A birthday present! To mark the day."You kiss her forehead, hugging her again, whispering into her ears."I am glad you are here. I am glad I know you, and that you are family."She smiles brilliantly at you, clutching the gift to her chest, tail flying behind her."Yes!"Jin has happily returned to her perch, twisting and turning to seat herself just right."When do I get a birthday present?""On your birthday.""Is it my birthday now?""Your birthday is a few days before mine, yes? It will be here soon enough."The harpy nods sagely, and you skitter off into town, mentally running down your checklist for the day. Birthday gift. Check. And next up->The wolves have probably stewed long enough. See what you can make of your prisoners.>Grab an adventurer, maybe?>This can wait till later. Set off! The wilderness awaits!>Other (?)
>>39032110>>The wolves have probably stewed long enough. See what you can make of your prisoners.Hopefully mom will stop threatening villagers now
>>39032110>The wolves have probably stewed long enough. See what you can make of your prisoners.
>>39032110>>The wolves have probably stewed long enough. See what you can make of your prisoners.I don't actually suggest DOING anything with them, but I do want to see what the village is doing with them.Like, what are their long term goals other than "imprison'em"?
>>39032110>>The wolves have probably stewed long enough. See what you can make of your prisoners.I'm really curious about this.
>>39032110>The wolves have probably stewed long enough. See what you can make of your prisoners.Race war now?
>>39032110>The wolves have probably stewed long enough. See what you can make of your prisoners.We shall recruit them all for our holy crusade and at the end of today we will have infinite bear meat!
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>>39032282Dangit anon.We're not trying to extinctify bears.Things have gotten out of hand.
>>39032282>We shall recruit them all for our holy crusade and at the end of today we will have infinite bear meat!Arachnica: A Machine for Bears when?
You breeze through town, barely slowing to greet passerby. The shed was at the edge, right?It's easy enough to find, being the only small building guarded by a pair of adventurers. You get a set of hesitant waves as you stroll up, grinning all the while."Hello, yes.""Uh, good morning." "G'morning.""Granz!" "Too early, I'm not awake enough.""Uh-""Can we help you, miss?"You opt to set aside people being largely asleep on guard duty."I'd like to go inside, please.""You're not gonna fit- uh, sorry."Yeah, that doorway isn't gonna cut it at all."Uh. They're prisoners, y'know?""They are wolves, yes? How would a shack stop them from leaving?""We're both adventurers.""Can you outrun them?""Prrrobably not?"You shake your head."If they try, Sheszka will catch them, yes.""Well, we were supposed to let her see them, right?""You let 'em out, then.""Bastard."The squabble has no real fire in it, and the door is open soon enough. Five wolves file out- three men and two women. All of them look around swiftly as they leave the building, before their eyes find yours and they take seats in the dirt.One of the women takes the frontmost spot, the rest crowding behind her. She's bandaged fairly heavily, though how much of them she still needs is up in the air. Monsters heal fast. You recognize her eyes, though. She was with the alpha- the one fighting Sheszka. >Can you speak?>Names, please.>Why did you cross the river?>Other (?)
>>39032862>Can you speak?>Names, please.>Why did you cross the river?
>>39032862>>Why did you cross the river?also, for the guards,>Is there a plan to do anything with them?
>>39032862>>Can you speak?>Names, please.>Why did you cross the river?
>>39032862>Hello, I'm Lyra, yes.>Can you speak?
>>39032862>Can you speak?>Names, please.>Why did you cross the river?ALL THE THINGS!
>>39032862>>Can you speak?>>Names, please.
>>39032862>Names, please.We already know the Alpha could speak.
>>39033036That doesn't mean they can. Sheszkas grasp of the forest language was really poor too when we found her.
So, wolf community service.What're some good methods?
>>39033281Scouts, Guards, hunters, and possibly as apprenticesCaptcha: defurNo Captcha, I am not going to shave the wolves, though maybe some baths might be in order
>>39033314We could use them as goons to help police moth roads.Though, the forest is kind of really wily, so I'm not sure how that will work out. And it's technically spider territory that they'll be working in.
>>39033370Underlings of the Spider
>>39033281Prolly supervised hunting/guarding - assign one or two to help out two or three adventurers, build up some trust between the sides. Could also work as messengers or interpreters for any communiques between the town and the forest peoples. Maybe in a few months let them do stuff independently again (should they wish to).They're gonna need identification (Elle-designed tunics or special guild badges?) so that the forest harpies/arachne/moths don't think they're another invading force or such.
maybe we could just start our own personal caravan guarding company. I mean we have enough people for it, and the wolves would make great scouts and as we have seen are good warriors.
>>39033515...that actually sounds really cool, I'd be down
>>39033515I'd like that more than just joining a caravan in any case.
>>39033554>>39033574awww, but I was so looking forward to joining a caravan.Because I'm way more interested in random caravaneers with their stories than a bunch of wolves.
>>39033601>but I was so looking forward to joining a caravan...How would we guard a carvan without joining a caravan?
>>39033601That's still going to happen.
>>39033601The wolves are just as likely to have stories as the people in the caravan. I fail to see the point, even ignoring that you completly missed what they were saying.
>>39033636>implying wolf stories are as good as caravan storiesWe come from the forest, forest stories are at low demand.
>>39033554>>39033574>>39033601You could probably throw the idea past some of the people at the guild. After all the recent monster shenanigans that have happened, I bet a couple of them would care to tag along unless they're specifically stationed there.
>>39033515The guild would object. Violently.
>>39033661From a completly different part of the forest and a completly different lifestyle, the woilf stories are as likely to be interesting as some random merchants tales of how he got a good deal on wool that year.
>>39033695I don't see why, to be honest.And even if they did, what would they do about it exactly? Fight the giant spider and her personal guard of Evo1/2 monsterkin?I wanna see them try.
>>39033696Sorry sir, no matter how much you bargain, they're still less valuable. Supply and demand and all that.
>>39033695Why so? I mean we are registered as temporary members of the guild and we won't be completely usurping the caravan guarding business
>>39033695why, we're part of the guild in a way, Plus we've been saying we're looking to find a caravan anyways.
>>39033725>Fight the giant spider and her personal guard of Evo1/2 monsterkin?Yes their livelihood depends on it. That's the whole point of a guild.
>>39033733I'm not really bargaining, I'm for example far more interested in wolf stories, so there is demand right there. And where we are going out-of-forest stories are going to be in high supply with or without caravan.
You glance at each in turn, crossing your arms over your chest.Start with the forest language, maybe?"Can any of you understand me? Can any of you speak?"They shift uncomfortably, the woman at the front squaring her shoulders, responding hesitantly. "I can... speak.""Mhm. What are your names?""I am Asarra. These are Reniz, Ferin, Oth, and Kara.""Alright."You tap one leg idly against the ground, tilting your head and thinking."Why did you cross the river, yes? Why try attacking the harpies?"She shifts uncomfortably bfore she replies."Alpha thought... that it would be easy. And we would be safe over the river. Other packs won't cross for spiders."You click, irritated, and the wolf freezes again."Why cross? Why think that we would not help the harpies?""Sa-Said if we won fast, the spiders wouldn't bother. We could keep the land-""If you had taken the village- they would have called all the arachne down on you."She hangs her head."Why did you stay, then?""Hn?""You did not run, yes?""Nowhere to go.""Other packs won't take you?She looks miserable."Broke pact. Noone will take them."That's probably bad.>And what will you do now, then?>The guild might be able to take them? >You won, right? Can you order them around?>Other (?)
>>39033753We are a member of the guild, how does us taking this job differ from someone else doing it?
>>39033758>>And what will you do now, then?>>Other (?)What will the ones that got away do?
>>39033695>The guild would object. Violently.>Violently.Kek.They probably would object if we just made a competing business, but I doubt they'd mind that much. The ADHD Spider and her interest of the week is hardly going to threaten their income.Even if it did, they'd never attack us for it. That would be retarded.
>>39033758>You won, right? Can you order them around?>Other"What about cubs? Children among your former pack? Where are they? What will happen to them?"
>>39033758>And what will you do now, then?
>>39033758>And what will you do now, then?>You won, right? They will follow your suggestions?
>>39033758>>And what will you do now, then?see if they actually had any plans and we can go from there... this is more then likely going to end with them following us around everywhere since we're probably the new alpha.
>>39033758>>And what will you do now, then?>>The guild might be able to take them?Physically elbow the shit out of the guild guards while asking this until they agree. Or clear your throat very aggressively while nudging them.
>>39033758>>And what will you do now, then?
>>39033758>>And what will you do now, then?If they have no plans, suggest one of incorporation into the city with the Guild over looking them.Also, arrange it so they can take a bath at some point, they probably stink
>>39033758>And what will you do now, then?>Ask them if they would prefer to stay here or follow us
>>39033777Starting a business, not just taking a single job. If guilds don't maintain control over the market, then they don't stay guilds.
>>39033758>And what will you do now, then?>Safe from what?
>>39033849Every single adventurer is a business unto themselves already. Us offering to guard caravans with our wolf pack is no different froma group of adventurers doing the same, only we would do it on a regular basis.Also, its the adventuring guild, not the caravan guard guild. They are only a mediator between those seeking adventurers and the adventurers.
>And what will you do now, then?We could start Spider and wolf Caravan Guard Company.If it catches on and other wolf packs see how caravan guarding could be profitable for food and with less danger than the life they lived before; we might revolutionise wolf society.Its the exact same reason we have dogs today.
>>39033875Ohhh shit, good question. Seconded
>>39033889>Every single adventurer is a business unto themselves already.And they go through the guild, just like everyone else.
>>39033875yes, interesting query, Safe from what?
>>39033913And why wouldn't we? Insofar everyone else already does it anyway?Its the fastest way to find people wanting their caravan guarded and its not like they take a cut from us.And even if they did somehow take offense for some arbitrary nonsense reason, businesses don't stay in business by doing stupid unprofitable shit. Trying to violently make us stop from guarding caravans would hgurt their business way more than not mediating the two or three caravans we would guard per year.
>>39033849we could just give the guild a percent of our earnings so they can keep pointing out jobs for us. Besides the way this will probably work is we'll sign on with someone, get to where we want to go, and then go adventuring for about a week to a month. So it's not like we're going to be the most active in caravaning . Besides we don't really need all that much money.
>>39033973>we could just give the guild a percent of our earnings so they can keep pointing out jobs for usWhy would we do that? Other adventurers don't give a away percentages of their pay either.We do nothing different except that we specialise and do it a bit more often.
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>>39033966They're obviously getting a cut from the caravan end of things. Guildhalls don't build themselves.Like I said. not oppsed to jobs, just starting a business.
>>39034030my main issue is:running a business is a LOT OF BORING WORKWhy not just have the guild do the administrative side of it and get to do all the fun stuff ourself?I don't even want to learn what the hell fantasy taxcode is for a team of elite wolf warrior guards.
>>39034030>They're obviously getting a cut from the caravan end of things.Which matters to us how exactly? You honestly think there are no professional hunter/guards in the entire continent independent from the guild?Thats just silly, its the adventurers guild, they take care of adventurers, if someone doesn't hire adventurer, its none of their business.And again, even if it would bother them, what would they do? Fighting Lyra about it would be way more unprofitable than just letting her do it.
>>39034057Or ya know, delegate admin to someone who can do it? e.g. our mothy little minion.
>>39034057>Lyra wearing a pantsuit, half-rim glasses perched on her nose as she works through a clients file
>>39034057>running a business is a LOT OF BORING WORKIt really depends on how its set up, a single company just us and our minions guarding a single caravan per trip is not actually that much administration.Its not like would be focusing on it. Its just a service we offer while we move around. We're not going to set up shop anywhere.
>>39034097Nah, it'd never happen, too close to her past life
>>39034097Goddamnit, this just keeps happening.No matter how many times we reincarnate, it is our fate.
>>39034113But that's literally what we were going to do anyway?Sign on as guards, leave when we reached our destination.
>>39034128Though, I say that, but simultaneously I'd love to see spiderpantsuitglassesAnd I'd like yelling at folk for being loose cannons.
>>39034148Yes, except now we do it with our own guard of wolves. That was the entire point.
>>39034152Nin would be turning her badge and rapier in every week.
>>39034175And yet, we keep giving it back.
>>39034242What can we say? She gets the job done.
>>39034175Speaking of Nin, we should seriously spend a few hours wiht her finding out her new evolutions abilities. It really bothers me she still hasn't been updated.And after her first evolution got so neglected she deserves getting a bit of attention for this one.
>>39034298We gotta get her a lab rat if we really want to find out.
>>39034298I will be honest.I completely forgot to upgrade her sheet.
>>39034376Sure, Sheszka is easily resilient enough for that. And Mom is currently here, I bet she would be up for a short trainings session.>>39034380You are supposed to pretend its intentional.
>>39034380and the fun thing is the list of characters is only going to keep growing.
>>39034441I hope not soon.
>>39034437>testing dusts that may or may not be lethal on peopleAnimal testing anon. You start with animals.
>>39034506But people are animals.Well, there might actually be people who are plants or fungi, but we don't know any.And its not like dusts are the only new thing she can have gotten.
>>39034539you start with non-people animals.
>>39034556Considering they apparently can gain sapience, like Seranthis did, the line is rather blurry in this setting.And>And its not like dusts are the only new thing she can have gotten.
>>39034506I would trust Mom to know how to take precautions for that sort of thing.Besides that I heavily doubt Nin got any lethal dusts.
>>39034617If she got any real effective medical dusts, that means she also got lethal dusts.Since most useful medical chemicals are also super poison if applied incorrectly or in inappropriate dosages.
>>39034655Its magic, anon.Her current medical dust shows no sign of being harmful at all, there is no reason to assume hypothetical other dusts will be different in that regard.The ones that could be, narcoleptics for example, she already got and we know they aren't lethal in any sensible amount of dosis.
>>39034655It also means she got super lewd dust, since everything ultimately ends up being used lewdly Challenge this statement I fucking dare you
>>39034655>If she got any real effective medical dusts, that means she also got lethal dusts.Yeah because her healing dust has shown to be super lethal.Seriously now.
>>39034715well, it HAS been a bit of a coagulant.Use that wrong and shit can go sour.
>>39034694>Challenge this statement I fucking dare youIts true when applied to Nin at least.
>>39034730Nin has been using it for a while without any sort of medical understanding about effective dosages, its pretty safe to say it probably can't with the magic healing dust.And if it can only in a dosage that would be unrealistic to assume she would actually ever use.
>>39034380Does that mean you can just tell us what she got?
>>39034767I more meant if you put it somewhere it shouldn't go.Which probably wouldn't happen medically, but if you put it in a syringe and injected it somewhere important, fuck.
>>39034810I still doubt that. Its magic healing dust, I find it not very plausible to assume it does anything harmful.Generally if you inject someone with random material from a syringe anywhere important thats always bad, they healing dust or not doesn't matter at that point.
>>39034862There's lots of medicines that can be taken intraveniously.Healing dust probably shouldn't be.
>>39034885>There's lots of medicines that can be taken intraveniouslyIn the proper solution, among the other things coagulants are sometimes injected like that, so I'm not sure what you're trying to argue about here.If you prepare it appropriately I see no reason why you couldn't use the dust that way too.
>>39034936>I'm not sure what you are trying to argue hereNin could totally do a wide variety of poison types by combining her rapier and dust abilities.
>>39034950well, that, and it is real dangerous to test unknown dusts on people. What if it's horrible melting catalyst dust?
>>39034950Sure, using her paralysing dust, for example.I could imagine that could be used like that. The healig dust, not. Because it heals. Its not medicine, its magic dust.
>>39034974I'm sure we could kill someone with this magic dust if we just TRIED, anon.
>>39034885>There's lots of medicines that can be taken intraveniously.Can we really? We are a giant spider.
>>39034995Yeah, I'm sure if you inject it in dust form into somewhere appropriate it would probably kill a fucker dead, because that happens if you inject dust into important places.But you can use anything for that.
"What will you do now, then? And what will happen to the ones who ran?"She shakes her head."Not sure. Die.""You or them?""Them. Can't hunt on pack land, can't join. Get eaten by something bigger.""Wait- what about children? Them too?""No. Not enough food this season. None allowed."That's a relief, at least."Have you thought about anything, then? Spoken about it? It has been days, yes.""We were in a small room.""With each other. Did you not speak since you were put inside?""No."Do they just... not do anything without being told? Or is this depression? They seem certain they're going to die, one way or another."Fine. Yes. What do you want to do, then?"She mostly looks confused."Something easier, then? What did you want to be safe from, yes? That you came to this side of the river.""Fighting. Always fighting for food and space.""You did not want to fight for food and space anymore, so you came and attacked someone for their food and space?"It just- it goes around and around and around. There should be a limit to being circle stupid. If you are doing something you don't want to, so you can stop doing the thing you don't want to, you have essentially failed at your stated purpose. You have already lost.You press your palm to your forehead, sighing. "Please think about what you want to do, yes?""I don't-""You don't need to answer right away. We won't force you across the river. If you want to stay here, people will- people will probably find something. If you want to leave, then talk, and we can find something. The fighting is over, yes?"She still looks confused, but she nods before you let the adventurers usher them back into the shed.>The guild- someone spoke with them, yes? Have they been saying the same things?>Maybe just head straight to the guild and talk with someone. Edmund? Somebody has to have thought about this already.>They can make their own decisions eventually. You have people to visit for now. Give them time.>Other (?)
>>39035024What happens if you snort healing dust?
>>39035034>>Maybe just head straight to the guild and talk with someone. Edmund? Somebody has to have thought about this already.
>>39035024I dunno, dusts that aren't active tend to just sort of get absorbed by the body after a possible period of intense infection and pain.Depending on type of dust.
>>39035034>The guild- someone spoke with them, yes? Have they been saying the same things?>Maybe just head straight to the guild and talk with someone. Edmund? Somebody has to have thought about this already.
>>39035063Thats why I said somewhere appropriate. It wouldn't work everywhere.If you inject healing dust into the stomach or someones body fat or muscles or whatever, it probably would help them more than harm them.
>>39035039your nose heals shut.>The guild- someone spoke with them, yes? Have they been saying the same things?Hey, you two guard mooks.Why haven't you been consoling them?
>>39035034>>Other (?)We have to collect the ones that ran away.
>>39035034>They can make their own decisions eventually. You have people to visit for now. Give them time.
>>39035034>The guild- someone spoke with them, yes? Have they been saying the same things?>Maybe just head straight to the guild and talk with someone. Edmund? Somebody has to have thought about this already
>>39035099It would probably be way worse than normal dust if you get it into an artery though.
>>39035034>>The guild- someone spoke with them, yes? Have they been saying the same things?>>Maybe just head straight to the guild and talk with someone. Edmund? Somebody has to have thought about this already.good to know no matter what life we're living we're always going to be a troubleshooter in some form or another.
From what I get the healing dust doesn't do crazy shit, it just supports and speeds up natural healing, if you lose a limb it will NOT let you grow it back, nor will it save your retarded ass from a severe poison, although it will lessen the damage from it. Chances are getting severely shanked would be similarly bad for you.
>>39035034>Maybe just head straight to the guild and talk with someone. Edmund? Somebody has to have thought about this already.I want to offer the guard thing.Nin will be unbearable if we get our own honour guard, but I don't think we can get them to feel safe and obey at the same time without playing the alpha.
>>39035137The real question is this:If your shank was covered in healing powder, would that hurt the one you were shanking less than a non powder covered knife?If so, sweet, scalpel tech.If not, sweet, poison tech.
>>39035125I would think it would be less bad than normal dust, because it heals shit and normal dust doesn't.Its not like the dust 'does' anything specific.It has all kinds of vague effects depending on what needs healing.
>>39035153Only one way to find out... operation prison shanking is a go.
>>39035158I posit that it DOES in fact do specific things.It seems to be an analgesic and coagulant given my notes!
>>39035192Would you say its basically a fantasy version of ss13 bicardine or would you consider it more on par with tricordazine?
>>39035192Nah, it just heals wounds, and if that needs lood to stop flowing then it does that.Nin used it against headache at some points, and against fever at others. Its just all purpose "healing" stuff and whatever needs to happen for that happens.
I thought the basic healing dust was a magic ibuprofen... not something that undoes damage, but something that lessens the effect and dulls the pain...
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>>39035274It seems to me that it does actually heal damage, or at least increases the natural rate of healing. Since its used to make healing potions and Nin used it on our wounds.
>>39035034Can we ask them why it wasn't safe across the river? Might be related to the Hydra
>>39035305What did you want to be safe from, yes? That you came to this side of the river.""Fighting. Always fighting for food and space.""You did not want to fight for food and space anymore, so you came and attacked someone for their food and space?"
>>39035274Healing dust is largely magic.For the most part it lessens pain, accelerates healing, prevents infection, that sort of thing.In higher doses, or mixed into potions, it has actual magical healing effects.It also exfoliates skin, promotes thick and lustrous hair growth and prevents balding! Reverse the effects of aging with Moth brand Powder!
>>39035338Oh. My bad. I thought she meant something more specific rather than just pack wars
>>39035251bicardine, I'd say.I don't think it does anti-tox.
>>39035364So, what you are saying is we will never know how effective moth healing powder is because moths are ALSO snake oil salesmen?
>>39035439My god... you've just inspired me! Thats genius! We could become a snake oil salesperson in RE: Snake quest! Who wouldn't believe a snake selling snake oil!?
>>39035688Stupid quest not running today. Lousy QM getting too wasted to run.I-it's not like I like that quest or anything.
>>39035737Kay has pretty much acknowledged that, while not actually canon like RE: Lizard quest, it is a greatly entertaining quest that kay him/herself is following.
This is a mess. Which mostly just leaves you wondering why someone hasn't cleaned it up already.They're pretty clearly not any real danger anymore. They won't run, as they'd just die across the river. They're kind of depressing you even, now. "Excuse me.""Yeah?" "You need them again? Already?""What? No, of course not. The guild interrogated them, yes?""Interrogation is a pretty strong word. Someone spoke to them, I think.""Well?""Well what?""Were they saying the same things?""Huh?""The same things they were saying a few minutes ago. To me, yes.""Uh- I couldn't understand anything any of you said there.""Oh. Sorry.""That's fine. They upset about something?""Depressed, I think? I think they think they're going to die.""What for?""Because they are all idiots. Everyone is an idiot.""You too?""Yes. Do you know where Edmund would be?""Probably the office. Lotta forms to fill out for war, I think.""Ridiculous.""I just use a sword, don't look at me."You make your way to the guild, shallow in thought. Like you were on a thought beach, and it gets deeper the further out you go, but you don't really like swimming and the ocean smells anyway. You almost run over an adventurer on their way out, and you pick them up with an apology before stepping into the guild. Everything is back to normal it seems, people running jobs, haggling with the barman, eating lunch, passing out from drinking at noon because they have no self respect. The usual.You wave to return any greetings as you go, heading for the office, and hopefully some answers.
>>39035916My apologies! I have to call it here for family business!Next session probably thursday, most likely. Ill be back at the computer sporadically in a while, so you can leave any questions here!
>>39035956aw shit. I thought there'd be another.Thanks for running, guy!
Dammit. Alright, here's your porn.http://pastebin.com/21Ar7sJY
>>39035956What do you do with a drunken sailor? I mean drowning lizard and snake? HAHAHAHA. Seriously though thanks for running
>>39035956You make me sad, but ah well. And I like the turn of phrase "shallow in thought."
>>39035956Is there a minor and major/proper/full god for everything, or do some aspects only have a minor deity?
>>39035985>http://pastebin.com/21Ar7sJYRequirements for legitimate quest status[ ] Rampant shitposting[ ] Massive Waifu War[x] quest themed smutWERE ONE STEP CLOSER BABY!
>>39035956Thanks for running.SUMMON THE SNAEK QUEST. He said he was going to run today
>>39035985When and why did this start exactly?>>39036017Really hope we never go legit. Shit is wack yo.
>>39036038He was also high off his ass yesterday
>>39035956Thanks for running.>>39035985Thank you for your efforts good anon.>>39036017Pretty sure we can cross of Rampant Shitposting since a long time ago.
>>39035985>NinWell, I guess at least it can only get better.
>>39036061People have been asking for nin x lyra smut since the great prank wars started. Also it was intensified after huehuehue blueballed everyone like a faggot.
>>39036017>no rampant hitpostingHave you seen the cannibalism discussions, and the second muscle discussion?Shit was awful.
>>39036126Okay okay fine, I'll check off rampant shitposting, that only leaves us with ONE thing left on the list... ITS TIME TO START A WAIFU WAR! LANN WAIFU BEST WAIFU!
>>39036126>second muscle discussion>awfulhey, fuck you, monster biomechanics is one of my favorite topics.
>>39035985Bless you, Anon.
>>39036061Because Nin is blatantly obviously crushing on Lyra and many people ship the fuck out of that.I know I do.
>>39036164Don't get me started on all the reasons most monsters don't make sense, hell, especially mimics which are personally my favorite monster don't make sense.
>>39036164Yeah the topic was good, the actual discussion was faggots shitposting at eachother about shit they clearly knew nothing about.Thats why I specified the second one, the first one was okay.
>>39035985I really like it. Thats way above the standard of he usual quest smut bin in quality, its actually pretty good, thanks.
>>39036201Oh, I thought you meant "second" as in talking about the second set of muscles involved in spider butt.>>39036197I really wish I could have fantasy games that gave me detailed Xcom autopsies of mimics and shit.I want finely labelled treasure glands.also fuck you captcha
>>39036253I personally like to class them as a form of cnidaria, similar to coral... calcium structure, and stinging cells to wreck your shit if you get grabbed by the tongue. That or a failed magic/alchemy attempt, I was considering a mimical realm quest where one of several potential flavors of wizard accidentally fucked up doing something or another and blew up his tower, accidentally creating mimics.
>>39036339I haven't really considered mimics beyond "obviously magically created race of shapeshifters"
>>39036144Oh man if REQM ever actually brings up the topic, it will either be over in one thread, or the shitstorm will be epic.
>>39036144It will definitely be a harem ending.
>>39036339Mimics were deliberately created as an anti-dragon measure. They just were completely unprepared for their voracity- and how quickly they breed.
>>39035976>>39036038>>39036094Thanks for playing!>>39035995throw them a lifeline, maybe?>>39036001Writing Lyra being hyper and thinking too fast is a guilty pleasure.>>39036005Minor deities are, for the most part, existing people or monsters, so they're a great deal more varied than the proper gods.
Contributing to the waifu war, I'm personally fond of Lyra/Sheszka.
>>39035985You done did good kid. Maybe when I crawl out from under schoolwork I can paint something to accompany this.