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    30 KB sup/tg/ player/game listings Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:08 No.3880662  
    Has anyone gotten use out of the player/game listings on sup/tg/ and/or found a really good game by using them?

    If not, what are similar/better hookup listings I can use to find an online game?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:36 No.3880866
    Inquiring minds also want to know.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:36 No.3880868
    I love smoked crab meat.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:37 No.3880879
    is that crab smoking? that is the coolest fucking crab ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:38 No.3880881
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:38 No.3880882
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:41 No.3880890
    Smoking crabs are fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:43 No.3880905
    I was going to troll, saying something about how those poor, defenseless animals are being victimized by our polluting and second-hand smoking ways, but I decided against it, because smoking crabs are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:43 No.3880906
    Ehh, player/gm ratio is fucked up and people prefer the veteran suptg players, that's why you hear so much about the IRCfags, they keep other people from playing.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:44 No.3880908
    Is there a story between those two crustaceans or something?
    >> OP 03/04/09(Wed)15:44 No.3880912
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    OP here. Love crabs as much as the next guy, but my query remains unanswered.

    In return, CRAB PALADIN.
    >> OP 03/04/09(Wed)15:45 No.3880919

    Spoke too soon, then. Any other good hookups exist?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:45 No.3880927
    Why are there so many smoking crabs nowadays?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:47 No.3880936
    needs moar smoking crustaceans
    >> Mitchell Henderson !!3DEMVmXcfez 03/04/09(Wed)15:48 No.3880940
    A majority of the GMs on #suptg usually announce their games in the main channel. The gamelistings are for those who don't have the patience or the bad taste to put up with all the junk that goes on in there. The best way to see if a game is running is to ask in the main channel.

    Also, you probably missed this.


    This offer is open to anyone who's willing to go into the channel and talk to me, but I figured I wouldn't post it because "HURR DURR SUPTG IS A TRIPFAG HANG OUT AND I AM TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL. ANON IS LEGION"
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:48 No.3880942

    Peer pressure in schools. They get pushed into the habit and then they are hooked for life. Sad story.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:48 No.3880945
    ITT: Crabs smoking
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:49 No.3880950
    become an hero
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:49 No.3880953
    It's another symptom of the declining moral standards of today's zooplankton. I blame rap music, personally. It teaches larvae to think smoking and knocking down trash cans is "cool."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:50 No.3880957

    >Mitchell Henderson

    Uh huh.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:52 No.3880973

    Never mind the issues in today's society where crustacean on crustacean violence is ever increasing due to gang and racial causes. Why can't crabs, prawns, lobsters, and all the other races live in peace?

    So sad. I blame drugs for sparking off crime, tensions, and violence.
    >> Mitchell Henderson !!3DEMVmXcfez 03/04/09(Wed)15:52 No.3880980

    it's hard to find a good trip in hell

    what you wanna fight about it?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:54 No.3880986
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    Also, with recent school funding cut-backs most schools can't afford basic health education classes to teach these crabs about the long-term dangers of smoking.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:55 No.3880993
    The drugs are a symptom, not the cause. They wouldn't HAVE those drugs if it weren't for all the invasive species, like the zebra mus- look, we'd all be better off if we kept to ourselves, wouldn't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:57 No.3881001
    I think we're forgetting something. While harsh, I belive the minorities, such as shrimp, play a major role in this. Shrimp come from an entirely different society, where bad habits run rife. They move to "our" part of the ocean, and then bring these bad habits here. A harsh, but most likely effective measure would be to curb the immigration.
    >> OP 03/04/09(Wed)15:58 No.3881007
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    While your offer is widely appreciated, I must decline, as I have plans for Spring Break.

    Also, pic related to >>3880881 and >>3880882
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)15:59 No.3881010
    There's always been shrimp, but you're right in that we see more of 'em these days.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:00 No.3881014
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    Hey, chaps, anybody got a light?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:04 No.3881045
    bring it on, faget
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:10 No.3881082
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    >crustacean on crustacean violence
    >> OP 03/04/09(Wed)16:21 No.3881154
    No knowledge of alternate hubs, then...
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:22 No.3881160
    Anyone got a picture of a crab with a pipe or cigar?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:23 No.3881168

    Tragic sign of the times. ;___;
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:25 No.3881181
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    Anon delivers.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:29 No.3881226

    Amazing. It's even better than I imagined. Thank you, Anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:29 No.3881231

    Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars, Reading pornography, smoking cigars!

    Crabs! Crabs! ....., ......
    Crabs! Crabs! ....., ......
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:30 No.3881235

    About 3 minutes and a photo of a crab smoking a cigar is delivered. I love the internet.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:32 No.3881260
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    Y'know, all this talk gets me thinking... what if you had a gangster crab game.

    Take a pinch of Redwall, a sprinkling of Mouse Guard, boil it in saltwater and pour in a few cups of Casablanca. Maybe sew some tiny fedoras.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:33 No.3881279
    >>3881260 Maybe sew some tiny fedoras.

    At this point I fell in love with the idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:34 No.3881296
    I think this deserves generous amounts of funding
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:36 No.3881318
    Excuse me, are those crabs just holding the cigarrettes, or are they actually *smoking* them? For some reason that sends shivers down my spine.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:38 No.3881335
    I think at least a couple of them are dead and posed like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:40 No.3881353

    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:41 No.3881363

    I'm pretty sure crab lungs don't work that way.

    It's the thought that counts, though.


    Would we also need tiny claw-operated tommy guns, or would they just tear each others' arms and legs off? Also, could see them drinking out of shot glasses.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:41 No.3881366
    Crabs instinctively pinch the everloving fuck out of anything their claw meets until they kill it or find something better to pinch. Posing them with cigarettes is easy.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:44 No.3881397
    Holy shit. I'm envisioning crabs driving around in black 50's style cars down some street in Little Italy or something, with fedoras and cigarettes. One of the cars stop outside a shop, and the crabs get out their tiny tommy guns, and just shoot until they're out of ammo. Then they drop the guns and speed off into the sunrise, leaving behind spent cartridges and cigarette butts. IT IS GLORIOUS.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:47 No.3881426

    Remote-control cars, or is everything just rescaled for crabs?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:47 No.3881429
    Ya know what, I think some of them are eating the cigarettes.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:48 No.3881434
    Everything rescaled for crabs. That's part of the glory. I would give one of my left ribs to play a campaign like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:49 No.3881443
    This just became that much more awesome, Imagine one of them steering the car
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:49 No.3881446

    Crabs and lobsters have gills, but *shhhhh*.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:51 No.3881456

    It'd be like that Bugsy Malone movie with the child actors (including a young Jodie Foster) except this time it's crabs!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:52 No.3881473
    I think we need to make this a reality
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:54 No.3881486

    *A car chase is occurring near the edge of a pier.*


    "I'm tryin', boss, but these Bandai models have shitty steering! Fuckin' Japs."

    "C'mon, Mickey, I ain't hirin' you to - JOE WHAT ARE YOU DOING."

    *Joe reaches out the window and snatches a discarded take-out box*


    *Joe throws the take-out box. The cop car rolls over it with its left wheel and veers to the right, careening over the edge of the dock.*

    "Nice job, Joey!"

    "Joe, when we get back, we're crackin' open a bottle and throwin' a fuckin' party. That was genius."

    "Eh, it was no trouble, boss."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:56 No.3881511
    "They say you're the hardest-boiled crab in town."
    "Toots, ain't no one going to boil me until I go claws-up. Now quit trying to butter up and tell me what's pinching your panties."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:57 No.3881518
    Crawdaddy owns this town, don't try hustling in on his business, else you might find yourself in some real hot water...know what I'm saying?
    >> Bowlerhatman !!hZDPsoEDBxR 03/04/09(Wed)16:58 No.3881526
    I fuckin' love you guys sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)16:59 No.3881530
    I'm hearing all of these; and all of the crabs have sleazy italian american accents. It's fucking gold.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:00 No.3881537
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    Hired Assassin.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:00 No.3881541
    I hope someone is archiving this, because this is fantastic.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:00 No.3881546
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:01 No.3881558

    Even if we rescale the cars for crabs, there's something that'd be cool about using random pieces of trash as environment/weapons, or stuff like drinking out of shot glasses as in >>3881363
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:06 No.3881604
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    Club Bouncer
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:06 No.3881606

    How does crab drive facing forward?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:07 No.3881616

    Mirrors, or crabs face forward now.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:08 No.3881632
    You know the slashers from nWoD? Mantis Shrimps fill the same role.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:12 No.3881664
    That's one of those guys who are just fucking insane.

    If you hire them to kill a guy, they'll get it done no matter what kind of crustacean it is, but you'll have to deal with the mess afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:21 No.3881759
    "Jesus Christ Mickey, you shoulda seen it.
    It was a regular slaughterhouse.
    There was shell and caviar everywhere.

    That shrimp...He tore them to pieces!
    It was a nightmare Mickey...


    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:22 No.3881775
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    Since we've mentioned birds here, are there any other urban species who're in on the gangstery?

    Maybe mexican crows, or Irish seagulls.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:24 No.3881783
    Now the problem is that these guys are obviously the equivalent of rabid dogs. But you can't just kill them off. First of all, trying to fight them face-to-face will end with you being torn apart.

    The real problem is that the octopi that run the show find them way too useful to just toss away. If you kill one, you're going to end up with your claspers crunched in a vice, you get me?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:24 No.3881784
    OP, have you tried the OpenRPG forums? I found a good game of Mosters and Other Childish Things on the Mayhem server forum-

    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:24 No.3881786
    No, we've settled on Crustae-Sin City
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    How about...terns?

    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:33 No.3881858
    No no, Octopi should be ancient evils, ala Cthulhu. They're vastly more intelligent than crabs (magnify this by the same factor you magnify the crab's intelligence for humanoid intellect) and vastly more powerful.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:33 No.3881867
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:36 No.3881895
    Why the hell do we need ancient evils in a fucking organized crime game?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:39 No.3881922
    Because there always needs to be something bigger.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:40 No.3881933

    Octopi could be trader/accountants, sitting on fat stacks of cash with a gambler's visor and multiple cash registers.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:42 No.3881963

    Wearing those visors and shirts with those garter type things to stop the cuffs moving down.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:47 No.3882012
    Much better!
    >> Bobbit Worm 03/04/09(Wed)17:49 No.3882031
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    Hi, am immigrant from sea bottom, would like to make statement. Is not fault of crab to smoke; having seen many, are reasonable species. Not easy is life in old home. Have much sharks, bottom feeders, great stress on to live. They only are wanting calm of surface life.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:51 No.3882050
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    Funny. I wonder if those using this gif actually know what it's from?
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:53 No.3882069
    A fresh query, if we want to have trash lying around; are humans involved? Is it like Great Mouse Detective, where the two coexist/mirror each other but neither gives a shit about the other?

    Also, crabs of different sizes. Problem?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:53 No.3882070
    Aren't there a lot LESS predators on the bottom of the ocean? I mean, it's mostly just scavengers down there.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)17:59 No.3882120
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    I approve of the crab mafia idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)18:04 No.3882179
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    Bugsy Malone was the best musical but it needs more crabs.
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    don't forget hitman monkey
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)18:18 No.3882294

    >Also, crabs of different sizes. Problem?

    This looks like a good reference.
    >> Mitchell Henderson !KQcWi99D7g 03/04/09(Wed)18:19 No.3882306
    i'm now trying to stat mafia crabs in a 1920s setting using Unisystem.

    there goes my spring break, thanks a lot you guys
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)18:21 No.3882318
    We do what we must, because we can.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)18:24 No.3882344

    It's worth it. Crab mafia is awesome. Just imagine those motherfuckers in their sharp suits and smoking cigars.

    Like this one but better drawn if anyone has the talent and time: >>3882120
    >> Mitchell Henderson !KQcWi99D7g 03/04/09(Wed)18:24 No.3882347

    I'm trying to figure out exactly how to go about this. Are we trying to keep things realistic (Crabs can't have Veterinary Medicine!) or are we suspending belief and allowing crabs to shoot guns, be addicted to heroin, and repair getaway vehicles?

    Also, I have some ideas for new Skills, Qualities, and Drawbacks. I may have some ideas for "classes" per say, but I don't think that's really going to work.

    Give me some ideas here folks.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)18:27 No.3882371

    semi-realistic or at least enough lack of realism so we can have crabs with suits and fedoras and little black cars
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)18:27 No.3882374

    First off, I'd use >>3882179 as a size reference for Large, Medium and Small class crabs; shrimp are Small.

    Second, guns have horizontal triggers, like a clothespin.

    Third, who needs heroin when you have shotglasses of ALCOHOL!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)18:31 No.3882403
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    Hired muscle? LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIM
    >> Mitchell Henderson !KQcWi99D7g 03/04/09(Wed)18:31 No.3882405


    Alright, I gotta get going, but I'm going to get to work on this as soon as the weekend comes by.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)18:36 No.3882437

    At that size, he'd probably be a bus.
    >> Kyganil !!RIVym1nlgwD 03/04/09(Wed)18:43 No.3882502
    Pardon me while I pick up my masonry excrement.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)18:52 No.3882592

    Fuck it. At that size the crab can keep it if it loves the thing so much. I'm not going to try and grab it back.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)19:09 No.3882702

    Genius. I like how you think.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)19:09 No.3882704


    "You're a loose cannon Shrimpy but you make a darn good cop"
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    >loose cannon
    >pistol shrimp
    >> FAILTRAITOR 03/04/09(Wed)19:31 No.3882870
    sooo, Mantis Shrimp is Ichi the killer?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)20:25 No.3883355
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    This seems appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/09(Wed)23:58 No.3885009
    Crabs are the most dangerous enemy of mankind on Earth.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/09(Thu)00:11 No.3885139
    Just figured I'd throw some class ideas out for the hell of it

    Ripper - Melee based, uses claw enhancements ala Brass Knuckles, but for RIP AND TEAR.

    Soldier - (Based on Soldier Crabs) - Offensive, uses hit and run tactics, often travel in squads (Several weak PCs controlled by one player?)

    Fiddler - (Based on Fiddler Crabs, herp derp) - Support, buffs, healing, debuffs, etc.

    Assassin - (Based on Japanese Spider Crab) - Agile, aims for a 1-hit KO then GTFO.

    Don - Intelligent, charismatic, slow, defensive, manipulative.

    Thumbnail - (Thumbnail Crab) - Intelligent and stealthy, recon and spying.

    Eh, that's all for now. If people care I'll pull some more out of my ass later.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/09(Thu)00:43 No.3885502
    You could make most things that wouldn't have good Dex have Dex penalities. I can just imagine a bunch of crabs with tiny guns blasting the hell out of each other and their surroundings with terrible aim.

    Just an idea.
    >> Bowlerhatman !!hZDPsoEDBxR 03/05/09(Thu)00:47 No.3885547
    Part of me wants to see this concept get its own game system. I'm already thinking about dropping crustacean versions of Vandemar and Croup from Neverwhere into a crab mafia game.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/09(Thu)01:15 No.3885849
    Sounds good. Fewer hits = More damage per hit = More realistic combat.

    Realistic crab fights would be beautiful.
    >> Bowlerhatman !!hZDPsoEDBxR 03/05/09(Thu)01:22 No.3885910
    Special attention would need to be paid to grappling rules.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/09(Thu)01:31 No.3886004
    I love all of you so very much. What would lobsters be? Cops?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/09(Thu)02:44 No.3886606

    Not sure about a healing class; if we're going for gangster crabs, we ought to be correlating different gangster roles (Bruiser, Gunman, Talker, Rat) to different species (Lobster, Pistol Shrimp, Fiddler, Ghost Crab?)

    And if we made this its own system, it should be almost EXCLUSIVELY grappling, with minor exceptions.

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