TWITTER: twitter.com/planefag (wow who woulda guessed) ARCHIVES: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=strike_witches_quest+planefagYou are a P-61 Black Widow pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you have just been trolled hard by your girlfriend-cum-commanding officer, Minna Dietlinde-Wilcke, who is currently trying to escape the room. Awful, awful realization leaks out of you with a thin, sad wheeze. Minna's incredible discipline and Teutonic sense of self-composure visibly shiver as it begins to come apart at the seams; the iron-tight muscles of her small back and tight, amazing little ass hitting a kind of resonance frequency as they approach failure. And then the godless whore begins to laugh. And laugh. And LAUGH. >laugh along. That was pretty funny.>Stare. Stare at her with the WHY etched in graven stone, a sepulchral visage to let her know the forbidden and horrible detphs to which she has sunk. She left germ/gas warfare about a mile above in her plunge to the forbidden zones. >Cry. Like a bitch.>Salute her like a Captain on the deck of his sinking warship. Salute her like the Zulus saluted the men of Rorke's Drift. Salute her, the noble and maxim foe. >Other?
>>38794703>Cry like a bitch
>>38794703>>Stare. Stare at her with the WHY etched in graven stone, a sepulchral visage to let her know the forbidden and horrible detphs to which she has sunk. She left germ/gas warfare about a mile above in her plunge to the forbidden zones.
>Salute her like a Captain on the deck of his sinking warship. Salute her like the Zulus saluted the men of Rorke's Drift. Salute her, the noble and maxim foe.
>>38794703>>Other?>Tackle her. Maybe go full-pilot.Also, how was Panzer the first responder for once?
>>38794703[x] Tell her you knocked up Sanya and Eila
>>38794703>Salute her like a Captain on the deck of his sinking warship. Salute her like the Zulus saluted the men of Rorke's Drift. Salute her, the noble and maxim foe>Other"Before this is over, I will make sure you are pregant!"
>>38794703>>Stare. Stare at her with the WHY etched in graven stone, a sepulchral visage to let her know the forbidden and horrible detphs to which she has sunk. She left germ/gas warfare about a mile above in her plunge to the forbidden zones.There are unwritten rules for trolling, and she has broken them!
>>38794703>>Salute her like a Captain on the deck of his sinking warship. Salute her like the Zulus saluted the men of Rorke's Drift. Salute her, the noble and maxim foe.
>>38794703>Stare. Stare at her with the WHY etched in graven stone, a sepulchral visage to let her know the forbidden and horrible detphs to which she has sunk. She left germ/gas warfare about a mile above in her plunge to the forbidden zones.
>>38794703Jump out the window. We're still dreaming and the only way to escape is to fly.
>>38794703>Other>KISS HER. DRAG HER TO OUR BED BY HER HAIR. WE BARELY MADE IT OUT OF THAT FURBALL ALIVE. WE ARE TURNING HER MOMENT OF TROLL INTO A PREDICTION OF THE FUTURE.
>>38794703>laugh along. That was pretty funny.>OtherTell her that before this war is over you are going to knock her up, and we'll see who's laughing then.
>>38794703 >laugh along. That was pretty funny.You gotta admit (not out loud mind you) that that was pretty good.....and we will get revenge.
>>38794703>Salute her like a Captain on the deck of his sinking warship. Salute her like the Zulus saluted the men of Rorke's Drift. Salute her, the noble and maxim foe.
>>38794703>laugh along. That was pretty funny.>Salute her like a Captain on the deck of his sinking warship. Salute her like the Zulus saluted the men of Rorke's Drift. Salute her, the noble and maxim foe. Hey Fap Angel! How's it feel like to be unemployed?
>>38794874"Wait, since you're not pregnant is Cupcake?"
>>38794703>>Other?Clearly she needs to be reassured."Minna, honey, dont worry. Its gonna be fine. We're gonna get married, get a nice house, and have BABIES. All of the BABIES. We will raise them in the ways of the bounce and the witchy pants and it will be AWESOME."Then hug her.
>>38794863Not a bad idea if we didn't have the problem of low blood pressure and the weakness from being healed from a near fatal wounds.
>>38794703>Salute her like a Captain on the deck of his sinking warship. Salute her like the Zulus saluted the men of Rorke's Drift. Salute her, the noble and maxim foe.>Then turn around and leave the room.>Leave her with the feeling that she may have just won a pyrrhic victory
>>38794703>>Salute her like a Captain on the deck of his sinking warship. Salute her like the Zulus saluted the men of Rorke's Drift. Salute her, the noble and maxim foe.And then actually get her fucking pregnant.
>>38794703>amazing little ass hitting a kind of resonance frequency as they approach failureDid she just fart? Is this quest about fart smut?
>>38794897>Hey Fap Angel! How's it feel like to be unemployed?FUCKING GLORIOUS
>>38794918"And then we will unleash our brood upon the world...."
>>38794938you work you lose
>>38794703>Salute her like a Captain on the deck of his sinking warship. Salute her like the Zulus saluted the men of Rorke's Drift. Salute her, the noble and maxim foeGraceful looser and such
>>38794934>Did she just fart? Is this quest about fart smut?Hold up bro I got yer back: http://anonkun.com/
>>38794703>Stare. Stare at her with the WHY etched in graven stone, a sepulchral visage to let her know the forbidden and horrible detphs to which she has sunk. She left germ/gas warfare about a mile above in her plunge to the forbidden zones. Oh yes. It's time.
>>38794996Nah, that's for diaper faggotry. I just wanna know why you gotta be writin about farts like that.
>>38794969>fart joke>looserr u fukkin wit me m8
>>38794703>Salute her like a Captain on the deck of his sinking warship. Salute her like the Zulus saluted the men of Rorke's Drift. Salute her, the noble and maxim foe. I'm drunk, I've had a smoke and I'm so ready it's unreal.
>>38794703>laugh along. That was pretty funny.The only option that leaves us dignity. Saluting her would only let us pretend to have dignity left.
>>38794934>Is this quest about fart smut?see >>38794703>She left gas warfare about a mile above in her plunge to the forbidden zones. Looks like it
>>38795013>Nah, that's for diaper faggotry. I just wanna know why you gotta be writin about farts like that.YOU THINK I WON'T DRIVE DOWN TO YPSI RIGHT THE FUCK NOW DON'T YOU BUT I WILL NIGGA I WILL HOLD ME BACK NIGGAS
>>38794703>YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT HOW YOU TRICKED ME INTO THINKING YOU WERE PREGNANT IF YOU ACTUALLY WEREThen run the bitch down and get to work.
>>38795051So you get off on chicks farting, huh? Is that why you watched Strike Witches to begin with? You looked at all them pantied lolibutts and you just started imagining yourself huffing their lolifarts, I bet. Sick fuck.
>>38795051>>38795115>>38795013>>38794996I'm gonna need more popcorn tonight.
>>38795051I'M TRYIN NIGGA BUT YOU CRAZY CALM DOWN SON
lol, troll archived already. Oh well, easy enough fix.
>>38795115>look at me guise im spending my evening trolling a fanfic quest XDDDD
>>38795168Thanks my good anon. Tonight is starting to be quite entertaining already.
>>38795191naw naw brah he had delivery, that tone, right, all dry and shit. It works. He made an EFFORT. UNLIKE KIDS THESE DAYSIN MY DAY TROLLING MEANT SOMETHING
>>38795237Go back inside, Planefag. We have applesauce for dessert, just for you.
>>38795237In your day trolling meant seeing how much we could make Goushuujin-sama drink while he ran Maid Quest.
>>38794703>>Other?Welp, I guess I'll just have to try harder to MAKE you pregnant.
>>38795289>In your day trolling meant seeing how much we could make Goushuujin-sama drink while he ran Maid Quest.Remember the awful pun before we executed the washing machine? And the >implying terminal disease in the first thread? And vir_wave.jpg? I made that poor bastard drink a LOT.
>>38795237Now if only the same could be said for your quest.
>>38795289Wasn't G-sama trolling us? I thought he was. Then again, I just read the archives.
>Stork Watchers>not Stroke WatchersFor shame, Livewithyourshameguy.
>>38795309You know, at first I thought you just had a script running to troll archive quests, but, this... this *personal attention* is...... sir, have I wronged you in some way?
>>38795319He tried.It was ultimately self-destructive.Gods, those were the days.
>>38795308oO course I do, that shit was great, poor Katherine, first day as a maid, and her master masturbates in her face.The entire Black Mesa arc was great too, aborting the jump test, scoring Kiyomi's lust with that line about panties.
>Stare. Stare at her with the WHY etched in graven stone, a sepulchral visage to let her know the forbidden and horrible detphs to which she has sunk. She left germ/gas warfare about a mile above in her plunge to the forbidden zones.
>OtherObviously the proper response is to quip about Cupcakeski getting pregnant.
You gaze at Minna as she weakly slides down the doorframe, gripping it with numb fingers as tears of laughter trickle down her face. She's beginning to cough for breath already, her hilarity-paralyzed diaphragm slowly suffocating her. The tears. Yes, it was the tears that undid you. You've been forced to pay attention to female emotions as of late, because a female is your boss and the sling she loads balls into is attached to a fucking trebechet. Also her incredibly silky, toned thighs could crack your head like a motherfucking walnut. This is not a metaphor. This is a thing she could do, with ancient Teutonic Barbarian Germanic Smash-And-Sack magic. You know her her emotions, her fear, her tears were genuine. And while you were staring deep into her clear, limpid eyes, her small hands warm and delicate in yours...… she was realizing that the moment was ripe to strike. That she could milk that awful, wretched emotion out for a few seconds more and cut right through your instant suspicion, disbelief and bluff-calling when she claimed to be pregnant. When YOUR emotions pop up you chase them down and slaughter them with a nailbat before anyone else notices; but Minna? She *weaponized* it, and used it to own your ass so damned hard that after the War Poland will probably push a sassy claim for it in the usual to-the-victors conferences. Truly, Minna is a monster; a bouncing bitch par excellence. With grim and solemn respect, you nod at her and salute slowly.
>>38795170To their credit, they at least tagged "Quest" and "Collective Game" properly.
>>38795602I'm a tad disappointed we never went with the "pregnant? that's great!" option when this first happened.
>>38795664Me too, Anon, me too. I still say we shoulda proposed to her right then and there.
>>38795664Me too, would have been the perfect Counter-Troll. And accidental to boot.
>>38795664>>38795682>>38795686to be fair, we weren't given a choice. it was all in the same dialogue thing.Planefag knows we would have picked the REJOICE option, so he denied us the chance
>>38795308Fucking miss that quest. He came back for a bit said he was coming back gonna start up again then after 1 thread was gone forever again.
>>38795716It's okay, fellow proposal fags. It just means we can save it for later.
>>38795732>It's okay, fellow proposal fags. It just means we can save it for later.I look forward to that moment. So much.
>>38795766I wonder, have you got it in mind or are you trusting the heart of the cards and our insanity to deliver something appropriate?
>>38795766>that momentit happens right after we tell Mina she got Young pregnant and has to take responsibility what with how our plans usually go...
>>38795766YOU KNOW WHO I AM.I too, look forward to this moment.Meanwhile, have best girl of all time.
>>38795766>I look forward to that moment. So much.Welp.Alright, I bet 10 bucks that Planefag trolls us all and Minna refuses Young's proposal.
>>38794783His tweets get texted to my phone, plus, since we have special relationship he tells me in advance
>>38795840Then immediately counter proposes.
>>38795766It'll probably end in tears and sex no doubt.>>38795861"special relationship"
>>38795864yeah, we know who wears the pants in this relationship. It's almost too bad we got her her own with how she stole Young's that one time.
>>38795602Awww. Respect for a fellow troll-in-arms.Doesn't mean we'll forgive her though.Now we've got imoutos and crew to tend to.Actually, what the fuck were we doing here again?
>>38795830No, no anon, this is is best girl
>>38795929>what the fuck were we doing here againwe're in a hospital recovering from a massive head injury due to shrapnel embedded in the back of our thick skull.
She thrusts one shaky finger at you from her spot on the floor, tears still trickling from her eyes. “Y-you h-h-ad that c-c-ahaahahahahhahahaahahaha-” she goes off again, the giggles striking. “Oh m-my god you *fainted*-”Fortunately the French witch, Georgette, chooses that moment to show up in the doorway. “Mon-Misterrr, you are out of bed!” She tuts disapprovingly. “Is that bad?” you ask innocently. She steps nimbly over the still-chuckling Minna without a second glance and gingerly feels at your head bandage to make sure it hasn't seeped through. “Concussions arrre not funny!” “Indeed,” you say levelly, turning your sepulchral gaze onto Minna. “*Passing out* from injuries sustained in battle is no laughing matter.” Georgette looks down to match gazes with Minna. To her credit, she manages to wipe away her tears and appear at least semi-composed before her mouth goes all wavy and her finger points you out again. “YOU FAINTED!” And she's off again, curling up into a little ball of helpless mirth in the corner.
>>38795929Let's see.1. Fighter pilot2. Hottest witch in western world3. ???4. BABIES
>>38795955How the fuck it got in as deep as it did we shall never know.
>>38795977We charged a martian fucking head on that's how.
>>38795929>Actually, what the fuck were we doing here again?There was a Martian attack and we landed our perfectly functional plane after it ended.
You know, sometimes I wonder how the fuck Young managed to land Minna, because for the life of me, I can't figure it out.
>>38795965Georgette places a dainty hand on your shoulder, her pert little mouth pursing into a pout that's stern, yet cute. “Mizz Minna! Is not funny thing! Poor boy was wounded in 'is 'ead!” “My head,” you confirm solemnly with a nod. “She showed me this two-inch bit of shrapnel she pulled out of my skull.” That seems to sober Minna up some – enough to make the giggles subside, but not the hiccups. “'ead wounds arrr very serrious buisness, Wing Commander! Especially multiples!”“Exceedingly dangerous,” you confirm, sketching a stern nod with a granite jaw. “Incredibly serious.” “Is not 'is fault 'ees brrain-damage! You can't laugh at brave veteran like that!” Georgette's expression sours further as Minna goes off again, her face starting to turn red as gales of laughter smite her to the floorboards. The dainty French girl clamps one hand on your wrist, sets her mouth grimly, and begins dragging you by your stockinged heels back towards the quiet corner room where she operated on you. “You should be in bed!” she insists grimly. >Naw I'm fine for serious. >I really actually totally did deserve that, it's not her fault. Mostly.>You're right. This has been a REALLY TOUGH DAY and SOME PEOPLE don't appreciate how HARD it is to be a mere mortal with STEEL embedded in his skull, you know?
>>38796010>>You're right. This has been a REALLY TOUGH DAY and SOME PEOPLE don't appreciate how HARD it is to be a mere mortal with STEEL embedded in his skull, you know?
>>38796010>>Naw I'm fine for serious. >>I really actually totally did deserve that, it's not her fault. Mostly.
>>38796010>>Naw I'm fine for serious.We still need to find those two assholes who ditched us in the middle of a battle.
>>38796010>Naw I'm fine for serious.
>>38796006>You know, sometimes I wonder how the fuck Young managed to land Minna, because for the life of me, I can't figure it out.He's full of shit and tries desperately to cover his maternal BIG BROTHER instincts with I AM SO PILOT LOOK AT MY SWINGIN COCK but she sees right the fuck through him, because she's smart and he's dumb
>You're right. This has been a REALLY TOUGH DAY and SOME PEOPLE don't appreciate how HARD it is to be a mere mortal with STEEL embedded in his skull, you know?Because somebody's got to be the Man of Steel around here. And it sure as heck isn't us.
>>38796010>>I really actually totally did deserve that, it's not her fault. Mostly.Also, she's my girlfriend.
>>38796010>You're right. This has been a REALLY TOUGH DAY and SOME PEOPLE don't appreciate how HARD it is to be a mere mortal with STEEL embedded in his skull, you know?
>>38796010>Naw I'm fine for serious."Where is my stupid crew? If they're still alive, I'm going to kill them."
>>38796010>I really actually totally did deserve that, it's not her fault. MostlyMinna still has to help us destroy Robin's military career tho.
>>38796035You're right. Where the frack did those two idiots gafiate off to? (Last I recall Ian's mom was showing her inner teenager...)
>>38796010>I really actually totally did deserve that, it's not her fault. Mostly.Shockingly, the Shrapnel, coupled with the shock Minna gave him, managed to cure Young's previous brain damage. He is now a normal, sane and reasonable person.
>>38796010>>You're right. This has been a REALLY TOUGH DAY and SOME PEOPLE don't appreciate how HARD it is to be a mere mortal with STEEL embedded in his skull, you know?"Yeah, especially after landing a WRECKED PLANE, too!"
>>38796010>Naw I'm fine for serious.>File Deleted
>Naw I'm fine for serious. We gotta find out what happened to our cowardly fellows who BAILED on us.
>>38796107He uploaded the lewd version of that picture.
>>38796099>He is now a normal, sane and reasonable personwhich unfortunately means Minna is no longer attracted to him if Planefag's earlier explanation on how Young bagged her is any good.
>>38796010>I really actually totally did deserve that, it's not her fault. Mostly.
>>38796040In other words, Young didn't land Minna.Minna landed Young.
>>38796010>Naw I'm fine for serious.We need to find our crew.Also, it's not like injuries have stopped us before. Especially head related ones.Right?
>>38796010>File deletedJanitors still doing it for free.
>>38796139Fucking A. Those of you who read Strikers '89 might notice that Frank doesn't have a harem so much as a harem has FRANK. That's... how it tends to work with Witches.>>38796155did it myself, accidentally posted the 2lood version. I'll get it right next update toot toot
>>38796010>You're right. This has been a REALLY TOUGH DAY and SOME PEOPLE don't appreciate how HARD it is to be a mere mortal with STEEL embedded in his skull, you know?Listen to the doctor. No luck in the world will save us if our brain goes out like a switched off light bulb.
>>38796187>a harem has FRANKYes, and the twins have Joe. I have noticed this.
>>38796207>implying we use or need our brain
First post in an SWQ thread, caught up on 110 threads in the past couple weeks.Just wanted to say I really enjoy it, you're doing god's work, planefag. i love you
>>38796241Brain? What is brain?
>>38796275That thing between our legs?
>>38796275Maybe he meant Brian?
>>38796284No, that's our dick, we know what that is for.
>>38796284Well, we haven't used neither of them for about the same time now.
>>38796256No. Hes doing the Devils work. People just like to pretty it up by attaching the appearance of cute girls to it and calling it witches.
>>38796010>>I really actually totally did deserve that, it's not her fault. Mostly.>>38796187Interrrrrrrresting.
>>38796297MC has lost so much blood at this point he can't pump enough to either.
>>38796297No, that belongs to Minna. We're looking for -our- thing.
>>38796241>>38796275Even if we don't use the higher brain functions normally, we still need the basic functionality. Can't pilot without basic coordination.
>>38796336Nah, Minna can always make the one work. >>38796337I think we share it now, though she has call on it.
>>38796340Why do you think they call it MUSCLE memory Fritz? Brains are just there to suck up blood that's meant to be used for more important things, like fugging.
>>38796421>Brains are just there to suck up blood that's meant to be used for more important things, like alcohol processing.Had some mispelling there.
>You're right. This has been a REALLY TOUGH DAY and SOME PEOPLE don't appreciate how HARD it is to be a mere mortal with STEEL embedded in his skull, you know?
>>38796006Fuck man, I was there through the whole thing and I still have zero clue how we pulled that off.
>>38796010>“You should be in bed!”>"Yes. Minna, come join me. We need to work on *actually* making you pregnant."
>>38796503Hormones, war, showing emotion at critical times, emotional breakdowns.
>>38796510This anon has it right
Guys, what if that was a test to see how we reacted? What if she really is pregnant?
>>38796510I like this one more.
Daily Reminder we almost fucked it up.Daily Reminder that if we hadn't called her and fessed up, we would have gotten Mad Minna instead of Troll Minna.Daily Reminder we dodged a fuck-huge bullet.
>>38796558Nah. She's bouncing us. Minna is bouncewitch most bouncy.
>>38796558>Guys, what if that was a test to see how we reacted? What if she really is pregnant?Oh dear god...
>>38796510>"Want to help, Frenchie?"
All of you are wrong. You clearly forget that Erika is best witch.
>>38796558>>38796589>thinking someone like Minna is that irresponsibleY'all niggas have such a low opinion of her.
>>38796510Engage gentle counter trolling.Fluster the french by inviting her to join.
>>38796010>>38796510+1PF Do this
>>38796613It wouldn't be irresponsibility. She just doesn't want to freak us out.
>>38796693I'm talking about letting herself GET pregnant. It would be endangering her unborn child, and letting down humanity since she wouldn't be able to fly anymore. No way in hell would someone as dutybound as Minna let that happen while the fight's still on.Once it's over? All bets are off. But until then she's not going to bring a child into the war-torn world.
Made it early!>>38796010I support >>38796010. Counter-bounce!
>>38796731For some reason I don't think we used a whole lot of protection when she violently drug us to the closet and fucked our brains out. Just saying.
>>38796613>thinking someone like Young is irresponsible enough to fuck up her preparations>Believing that Young, the ultravirile all-American boy, couldn't possibly get a fertile German young witch pregnant with his condom-tearing gnome seed
“Nah, I'm actually okay,” you tell Georgette, patting her hand gently as your feet begin to slide over the floorboards. “Really, I am.”“But you passed out!” “That's... different.” Your voice drops off into a low mumble. “How?” she demands of you. “She, uh, surprised me.”Georgette releases you to cross her arms and give you a lidded-eyed look. “How did she surprrrise, Mr. Tough Pilot Man?” You take a deep, deep breath, and let it out without saying a damn thing. You take another – just for practice – and finally spit it out as Georgette's mouth tries to push her doubt towards you on her pursed lips. “Shetoldmeshewaspregnant.”The French girl's cheeks grow rosy, her hands flying up to clasp against her breast. “M-my apologies, I – I mean, congratulations, I – you didn't say, I, well you had the gloves on so I couldn't see any – I'm – congratulations!” Georgette's gathered hands rise to press against her mouth, hiding the complex shapes its wavering through as she backs out of the room, her eyes sparkling like a night sky. She goes flitting away down the corridor.
>>38796757Congratulations. Con-grat-ulations, she said. That's what they say when one of their own manages to snatch a young man in the prime of his life and wipe out his smile and optimism with one fell blow. Congratu-fucking-lations. It seems your assessment of Georgette wasn't unduly affected by the chunk of steel in your damn head. She's lewd, all right.They're *all* lewd. “That girl,” Minna manages, wiping the last tears from her eyes as she staggers upward. “Oh, my.”“What's she doing here, anyway?” Lynette asks timidly. “I thought she was stationed in St. Petersburg?” “Uh,” you mumble. “She said something about transfer papers-”“Oh. Oh!” Minna snaps her fingers. “That's right, that came through...” she sighs and waves the thought away, and for a second she looks rather tired again. “I can't even remember why, it was just... a...” she blinks, and the weariness is gone just like that, a focused intensity flaring to life in her eyes once more. “Wait. Did you say papers?”“Yeeeeah?” you confirm. “She tapped her bag.”Minna stares at you, and leans in. “Transfer papers?”“... yes?”The German witch leans a little closer, enough to make your heart pick up the pace a bit. Her tear-bedewed eyes sparkle, limped and wide. “... like, with a typewriter and everything?” “I... guess?” “H-hold on, I-” Minna twirls away from you, her uniform tails fluttering about her firm little ass (you take careful note of the firmness and the littleness both for the fourth time in as many minutes; but who wouldn't?) as she pounces on the desk and rustles through it before holding up a small rubber stamp. “Ha!” she says triumphantly. She goes prancing out the door only to come right back in and savage the lap drawer until it yields an ink pad. She – yes, she *skips* out the door after Georgette.
>>38796757Now we just grin evilly at Minna.If that news doesn't reach every witch in Britain by the end of the day, Young'll eat his underpants.
>>38796775“... she's gonna need to do more than stamp it,” the WAAF says sweetly. She has her Royal typewriter slung carefully in both arms and is halfway out the door before you realize she's de-assing the area. You dive for the door but she just gives you a sweet smile before kicking it shut with her heel. >... oh well. Perfect time to call Barin and confirm my kills!>Time to see if tweedledee and tweedledumber got down okay.>I'm... I'm not alone in here, am I?
>>38796794>Time to see if tweedledee and tweedledumber got down okay.
>>38796794>I'm... I'm not alone in here, am I?ROOOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!
>>38796794>>Time to see if tweedledee and tweedledumber got down okay.
>>38796794>>I'm... I'm not alone in here, am I?the phone line's been cut, remember?
>>38796794>Time to see if tweedledee and tweedledumber got down okay.Those boys will be the death of us. Where would they be without their level headed pilot to guide and protect them?
>>38796794>I'm... I'm not alone in here, am I?Where the fuck did Lynette come from?
>>38796794>... oh well. Perfect time to call Barin and confirm my kills!They may as well add two more to the total for those jackasses.
>>38796794>>Time to see if tweedledee and tweedledumber got down okay.>>Wait, I'm... I'm not alone in here, am I?
>>38796794>>I'm... I'm not alone in here, am I?Lynette, where did your sweater puppies go?
>>38796794>>Time to see if tweedledee and tweedledumber got down okay.Really. Do I have to repeat myselves?
>>38796794>... oh well. Perfect time to call Barin and confirm my kills!Also, preemptively report the deaths of Ian and Sean, so that paperwork can be in the works while we hunt them down.
>>38796794>>Time to see if tweedledee and tweedledumber got down okay.We are two thirds short to our ride of madness.Let's see if we can change that. And any stalker will reveal herself soon enough.
>>38796794>>38796852>Time to see if tweedledee and tweedledumber got down okay.The could be so lost, and afraid!
>>38796794>Time to see if tweedledee and tweedledumber got down okay.>I'm... I'm not alone in here, am I?
>>38796794>I'm... I'm not alone in here, am I?Your never alone, pilot.
>>38797024how fucking new r u?
>>38797024how fucking new are youALSO, VOTES CALLED, WRITING
>>38797231About time. You update slower than I do, and that's saying something.
>>38797268Unlike you, he has an excuse; so he can starting arguments on his own quest for the Tear Harvest.
Waiiit a minute... This isn't shipsluts!
>>38797348nope! it's WITCHY SLUTS
>>38796775>Minna was super happy that Georgette had transfer orders instead of randomly popping upShe's been at Barin far too long.
>>38797348You're a bit slow on the uptake there, pal.
>>38797348How perceptive anon! Indeed, while there are a couple sluts present in this thread, no ships have appeared yet.
>>38797268congrats your reverse psychowhatsits worked also fucking die I hate aaaaaah
>>38797416GhostdivaXPlanechan best ship
>>38797379>She's been at Barin far too long.The madness emamates from the very walls of that castle. It calls to deviant and innocent souls alike, drawing them into itself and trapping them inside a prison that warps their perception of reality.It is said the Roman witches that first inhabited the castle used themselves and the young boys they imported from Greece to fuel depraved rituals to sate their dark desires, and the following generations onlybserced to strenghten the dark presence that inhabits Barin.
>>38797537And then came along the perfect vessel to become the dark presence's living avatar in the form of the pilot Young. ... Too bad it's plans have gone off the rails.
>>38797378>>38797401>>38797409I admit I was a bit confused as to how we knocked a ship up, but now things make much more sense...Once I've read the archive.JESUS FUCK HOW MANY THREADS!?
>>38797621I'm grinding through them myself. While reading this thread.To be honest, I'm just here for pantless shenanigans.
You plop back into the chair, pick up the handset of the rotary phone, and curse as you're sent scrambling across the room to plug all the fucking cords back in that Minna removed. Damn smartass. That done, you dial Barin and get passed through the switchboard for a few minutes till Trude picks up. “Lieutenant Barkhorn speaking.” “Ay, Trude, it's-”“Why did you hang up before?” she says, rather cross. “I picked up to a dead line! I've got a lot of damned work, REAL war work to be done without putting up with your hairbrained fucking ANTICS – PILOT.” She throws some extra emphasis into your rank. Something, somewhere deep in your mind snaps with a brittle, sad sound, and before you know it-“-WILL FLY UP THERE AND FUCK-START YOUR FACE IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE MY BOYS ARE!” - you're expressing yourself with your accustomed eloquence. Trude, being a German, is likewise loquacious. “-STILL ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH AND IN THEIR MORTAL FUCKING COIL AS EVIDENCED BY THE STORM OF PHONE CALLS CLOGGING THE CASTLE SWITCHBOARD BECAUSE YOU LET THEM OUT OF THE PLANE WITHOUT LEASHES ON YOU COCKGOBBLING FUCKBARON-”“-CUMBLASTER-”“-JIZZOMANCER-”“-SAUSAGE-EATING-INVASION-MONKEY-”“-PAINT-HUFFING-RISK-LOVING-WALTRUDE-FUCKING-BARON-OF-FUCKING-BULLSHIT!” “... fuck,” you mutter and slam the receiver back in the cradle. So, they're - - they're alive.You slump over the table. Bury your face in your hands. A tension you didn't realize was there flows out of your shoulders and into the floor, and suddenly you're feeling very, very weak. Maybe Georgette was right. Maybe-“Ah-”“HEY!” you say with the vim and vigour of someone who wasn't about to cry one fucking little bit, hands slapping the table with a little sideways motion to disperse any telltale moisture. Its – oh, right. Lynette. You kind of forgot about her. Completely. >talk about HER PAINTING>talk about MINNA >talk about OTHER (specify)
>>38797621>JESUS FUCK HOW MANY THREADS!?
>>38797693>talk about HER PAINTING
>>3879770910% of my archive binge time was trying to find the actual threads in the right order.
>>38797693>talk about OTHER (specify)"So, how was your day?"
>>38797693>>talk about HER PAINTING
>>38797693>>talk about HER PAINTING>>HER SWEATER PUPPIES!
>>38797693>talk about OTHER (specify)"Can I get another cup of coffee?"
>>38797693>talk about OTHER (specify)"SO, HOW'S IT HANGING."
>>38797735What?There right there in the archivehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Strike+Witches+QuestOr is there some black secret I should know?
>>38797693>>talk about OTHER (specify)"Just to make absolutely clear. I am -not- haveing a thing with Trude. really."
>>38797621NOT NEARLY ENOUGH>>38797693>talk about HER PAINTING
>talk about OTHER (specify)"What's up?"
>>38797693>talk about HER PAINTINGWhat? Crying? Who's crying?
>>38797680>To be honest, I'm just here for pantless shenanigans.Well then, you're in the right place.
>>38797693>talk about HER PAINTINGThe poor widow will need some touching up after she's fixed.and>talk about OTHER (specify)Some coffee/tea/beer and something to eat.>>38797709As long as it takes fap angel!
>>38797693>>talk about OTHER (specify)SO. I heard you slapped Yoshika and ran away!TACT. NONE WHATSOEVER.
>>38797693>talk about OTHER (specify)"I hope you were taking notes"
>>38797735Not to mention I -think- the first thread is missing.
>>38797693WHY THE FUCK DID WE NOT GO FOR TRUDETHE ANGRY SEX WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING
>>38797839It's on archive.moe thankfully.
>>38797760Lots are misarchived. Also something's up with planefag's trip almost every thread for the first 20 or so.>>38797852They're all there, they just take some effort to find. somebody should make a dropbox or something with the missing links
>>38797851Because the angry sex with Minna was equal/better?They're both stuck up Germans with similar builds, though Trude has strength magic to literally snap us into tiny pieces while Minna can more efficiently troll us because she's empathic. Minna's Trauma is also losing a loved one while Trude's is more about her sister.
>>38797874>Lots are misarchived. Also something's up with planefag's trip almost every thread for the first 20 or so.I... I don't think I used a trip for the first 20 or so....
>>38797851Who said we can't convinve Minna and Trude to have a threesome With Young?Sure, it will be completely accidental and a spur of the moment thing, but I trust the collective idiocy of tbis thread to steer us in the best direction possible.
>>38797884Yes.also the bans
>>38797839Ah. I think I know where they are...First thread: http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/17545010/Second: http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/17563929/
>>38797874Oh, right, that's during the time when the archive went stupid on us. If you search "Strike Witches" all of them will come up, but you'll get a lot of the other quests too.
>>38797874>somebody should make a dropbox or something with the missing linksThere is a collection of all the threads, though. It's how I read it. Can't remember where I got it, but it has all the posts from SWQ up to like 96, SWQ '89, and all the various other SW-based quests.
>>38797893>Who said we can't convinve Minna and Trude to have a threesome With Young?That little voice in the back of Young's head that tells him to not commit suicide.
>>38797929What does Ian have to do with us wanting to fuck our authority issues?
>>38797693>talk about how shitty these w/a/ifu quests are
>>38797956>Talk about how your a bitch ass nigga who doesn't know how to use the filter.
>>38797952No, there's that little voice in the back of Young's head that tells him about responsible things! He doesn't listen to it very much but it's there. It knows sleeping with Trude and Minna at the same time would break his hips always and forever.
>>38797952Nah, Minna is our Self-Control. Mio is our Pragmatism. Zucchini is our Libido.
>>38798002I thought Trude was self control?
>>38797925I've that one too. It's http://www.mediafire.com/download/vbvzrov2c71mdi1/SWP05-02-13.zipHint: it's easier if you merge everything into a single pdf instead of 96 rtf, I know the openoffice forks at least can do it pretty easily.
>>38797908Ah, yes, thread one. Which opened up with Young shit talking Sanya, which he would now start a war over if someone else were to do so.
>>38798014No, we remarked that our Self Control has a "nice set of tits", and nearly got slapped for it.
>>38798014nah, she's our latent issues with having an active duty witch for a little sister
>>38797693>>talk about HER PAINTINGshe is good at it. any plans to do it after the war?
>>38798041no that's Yoshika
>>38797952>>38798002>>38798014>>38798035>>38798041>>38798085Shit, We need to make a list for this.
>>38798139There is a list somewhere. The couple threads after we said it.
>>38798031That's what I did to catch up. Word let's you merge files as well, though there was some weird issue where it would only merge 50 or so files at a one time. I got to the end of my PDF all sad because it was over only to find out the merge messed up and I had 50+ more to go!There are a couple chapters in there that have missing posts though. Unfortunately I didn't keep track of them while reading so I can't be more specific than I think 1 in the first 50 and 3 in the next 46.
>>38798139Sakabroto- PragmatismZucchini-LibidoMinna-Authority IssuesCharlotte-Self ControlTrude-Lynette-Miyafuji-The Littlest Cossack-O'hare-Eila-Perrine-Erica-
>>38798236No, that's definitely wrong. Minna is self control.
>>38798236Perrine was ego, Miyafuji guilt over teasing Robin growing up.
>>38798261I'm like 99.9% certain that Minna was authority issues.>>38798279Sakabroto- PragmatismZucchini-LibidoMinna-Authority IssuesCharlotte-Self ControlTrude-Lynette-Miyafuji- Guilt over teasing Robin growing upThe Littlest Cossack-O'hare-Eila-Perrine- EgoErica-
“Oh. Lynette,” you say, rubbing your face wearily. “Sorry, uh...” you cringe under her odd look, and point at the bandage on your head. “Hey! Hey!” She giggles. “After meeting your sister, you can't fool me. It's hereditary.” You slump over the desk. “Yes,” you murmur. “Yes, it is. By the way, did I thank you for that nose art yet?” “Yes,” she says shyly. “But I'm really glad you like it. I've never painted a plane... on a plane, before.” A conspicuous silence stretches between you for a few seconds. “.... why did you-” “A true pilot,” you say primly, “will never lose to Witch!” “But... you did,” she points out. “Twice, actually... once, right in front of-”You groan miserably and let your head sink to the table. Lynette lets you smolder in private shame for a few moments before patting you on the back gently. “It's okay. You and Minna are cute together.” “... cute?” you ask dubiously, raising your head to express your doubt face-to-face.
>>38798279Meeyafoogee was guilt over Robin in general, I think.I don't remember Sanyan even being in those scenes, but my memory is blurry and I'm unwilling to dive into the Archives.
>>38798324“Yeah,” Lynette says. “She's like she used to be, back when Yoshika first joined us... when things were quiet. She was responsible, and a good leader, but she wasn't... well, like when you first met her, and you're a boy, so...” she fidgets and stares at her shoes. “And it was right when the war picked up again and she was so stressed out and...” Lynette shrugs. Quick check for witnesses – none? Good. “Yeah, I didn't help much with that, either,” you admit. “Hell, when I first landed on Barin I was hoping to get OFF it as quick as possible.” “I remember,” Lynette says with a small smile that doesn't reach her cheeks. She starts scuffing the floor with her sensible Mary Janes, her striped stockings making a soft rasping sound as her thighs slide past each and okay that is quite enough of THAT where did you set that coffee down yes lets look all over the desk for it THERE we go....… and Lynette's still hovering there, silent. You can tell she wants to ask you something, but the girl couldn't gather her courage with a net, it seems. >prompt conversation about siblings>prompt conversation about her love life~>prompt conversation about um yeah the whole fucking Waltrude right in front of you was over the line I'm really uh I mean you're Kawaii squad now and like uh yeah, my bad?>other?
>>38798357>prompt conversation about her love life~
>>38798357>>prompt conversation about um yeah the whole fucking Waltrude right in front of you was over the line I'm really uh I mean you're Kawaii squad now and like uh yeah, my bad?We slightly responsible now. We should probably apologize for fucking someone in front of a 15 yo girl.
>>38798357>prompt conversation about um yeah the whole fucking Waltrude right in front of you was over the line I'm really uh I mean you're Kawaii squad now and like uh yeah, my bad?All the awkwardness!
>>38798357>You wanna talk about it?
>>38798357>>prompt conversation about her love life~dont bring up the fucking thing.
>>38798357>prompt conversation about um yeah the whole fucking Waltrude right in front of you was over the line I'm really uh I mean you're Kawaii squad now and like uh yeah, my bad?
>>38798357>other>alright, I can see you wan't to ask something. you might as well before I say something retarded.
>>38798357>>prompt conversation about siblings
>>38798357>prompt conversation about siblings
>>38798357>Is there something you would like to say, Lyn-chan?
>prompt conversation about um yeah the whole fucking Waltrude right in front of you was over the line I'm really uh I mean you're Kawaii squad now and like uh yeah, my bad?This, because some explaining/apology is well overdue.
>>38798357>prompt conversation about um yeah the whole fucking Waltrude right in front of you was over the line I'm really uh I mean you're Kawaii squad now and like uh yeah, my bad?Oh hell. You got one too Fap Angel.http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/StrikeWitchesQuest
>>38798421remarkably good writein
>>38798357>prompt conversation about her love life~>>38798417Shut up planefag! you're not some anime girl that can get away with random japanese! B-Baka!
>>38798357go for >>38798421
>>38798307http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18165563/#18167576She's apparently both.
>>38798357>prompt conversation about siblingsCommiserate with her about sisters.
>>38798357>>prompt conversation about um yeah the whole fucking Waltrude right in front of you was over the line I'm really uh I mean you're Kawaii squad now and like uh yeah, my bad?She's just going to stand there and force us to reveal our deepest darkest secret just so we can make the awkwardness go away, isn't she?
>>38798438I still can't believe that exists, for serious.
>>38798439it's the head trauma, I swear.
>>38798421I'll vote for this!
>>38798357>>38798421this.>>38798438that's old as hell
>>38798421Beat me to it and phrased better to boot
>>38798261From Thread 36:"Oh, Katherine!" you say, turning to O'Hare. "These girls are my other manic hallucinations! Five-Oh-First, Meet O'Hare. O'Hare, meet my assorted testosterone-driven fantasy nightmares. Minna here is my repressed authority issues. Miyafuji there is my guilt over teasing my little sister when I was a kid. Sakamoto-"
>>38798438>implying you didn't know about thatIt's been around since 2012.
>>38798468I can, it's a den of autists who sperg out over reading too much into things
>>38798492>>38798451Though a second read through makes it unclear if he actually means Minna or Charlotte.
>>38798421I like it.
>>38798421Supporting this. Let's let Lynette get her issue off her chest.
>>38798503You think I poke around in there any more than I need too? I have limits anon.
>>38798555Yeah! Let those puppies free man!
>>38798421Might as well. It's not like anything smart is going to come up for the next few threads anyway. so this.
>>38798357>prompt conversation about um yeah the whole fucking Waltrude right in front of you was over the line I'm really uh I mean you're Kawaii squad now and like uh yeah, my bad?Follow the prompts
>>38798421Yea, I'll back this.
>>38798421+1BUT ALSO APOLOGISE FOR WALTRUDEFUCKING
>>38798307Sakabroto- PragmatismZucchini-LibidoMinna- Self Control (http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18165563#p18167910Charlotte- Common Sense (http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18165563#p18167910)Trude- Fear of Failure (http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18165563#p18167420)Lynette-Miyafuji- Guilt over teasing Robin growing upThe Littlest Cossack-O'hare-Eila-Perrine- EgoErica-Ian-Morality
>>38796775>Young misses Georgette being transferred to the 501st againI wonder when it's finally going to click.
>>38798728I think these are the only confirmed ones.
>>38798758I don't get it.
>>38798324>“A true pilot,” you say primly, “will never lose to Witch!”So does this mean, Frank is a truer pilot then Young?
>>38798808we've met her fianceNavy fag that was a solid fellow American and saved us from the EVIL MALLONEY.Malloney can be seen in the OP
>>38798808>>38798829We're picking up another witch, the French healwitch who's been fussing over us like a hen. It has been mentioned twice now, once by herself in the air and just now by Minna, that she's joining the unit.Young hasn't reacted at all in the normal way he is want to do when he finds out more witches are coming.
>>38798859Probably because of the concussion and trolling maelstrom surrounding him
>>38798357>>prompt conversation about um yeah the whole fucking Waltrude right in front of you was over the line I'm really uh I mean you're Kawaii squad now and like uh yeah, my bad?
>>38798758>>38798885I await the ensuing shitstorm when her boyfriend realizes that Young almost offed her.Young is gonna wish he was that Martian.
>>38798859Georgette is a fine upstanding teenager!
>>38799151She may be, but Young doesn't think she is. He's already calling her lewd just like all the other witches.
Deciding on aggressive, bold action – as is your wont – you rally to bring the fight to the Kawaii Squad member's issue, but come up short. You don't really know Lynette very well at all. You've hardly spoken to the girl since you arrived at Barin – granted, things did go straight to hell on a rocket sled on rails almost the instant your wheels touched that cursed soil, but still. She's quiet, very shy, dutiful, and... easy to miss, honestly. You're not really sure what's troubling her. Well, no matter. You've dealt with the walls every other Witch has built up by smashing through them with sheer loud, blunt lack of patience for touchy-feely bullshit. Surely, this won't be any different. You draw in a deep lungful of breath, gather your words in the back of your throat and CHOMP down on the damn things, almost coughing on them as you see the vulnerability in the young girl's cornflower blue eyes, shimmering on the edge of tears. You squeeze your eyes shut, shake your head to and fro very slowly, open them again and find Lynette in the corner, picking at the bookshelf sited near the desk as if she's actually looking for something – again in the background, her back to everyone, doing her best to disappear. No Angry German Noises [glottal stops diminishing into strangled ragesnorts; your favorite-] no absolutely fucking insane laughter-while-brandishing-weapons-in-incredibly-unsafe-manners, no aggressive groping and/or strangling like Perrine and Elia. Nothing you can handle with mad indulgence of the whims of your ego, contest with violence or counter with trolling. Being an asshole will avail you nothing. You frown dourly at Lynette's back. She's *entirely* outside of your social skillset.
>>38798711That's an awful idea.
>>38799172“Lynette,” you say firmly. “Yes?” she says, still cruising along the shelves as if she's got something to find. “Would you like more co-”“You better ask what you wanna ask before I say something stupid that starts a cascading chain-reaction of oh-so-hilarious misunderstandings through a dozen different sparklebints that everybody finds amusing except for the poor son of a bitch in the middle of it eye-ee ME!” Lynette freezes, her fingers halfway through teasing a narrow tome out of the stacks. “I... It's not impo-”“NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!” She jumps a bit, giving you a wary glance over her shoulder. “W-what was that?” “You know what a stall horn is, right?” “Y-yeah?” “Well that's my bullshit horn and it's gonna keep going off if you keep-”“I d-don't know how to ask it!” Lynette says, the corners of her mouth crinkling. “I don't know, I don't know what I should even ask about, I – I just don't KNOW!” The thin book – an aircraft recognition manual from before the Martians – slaps and sprawls across the floor, cast from her shaking hand. “It's stupid anyway – and you wouldn't understand!” she spits with sudden vehemence before striding towards the door on those long stockinged legs of hers. >Let her go. We can ask someone else for elucidation – like Minna. >Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along. >Other?
>>38799172Damnit planefag, how did you make Lynette cuter!
>>38799204>>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.And it's such a delicious ankle, too~
>>38799204>>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.We warned you we were going to do something stupid.
>>38799204>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.
>>38799204>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.Oh no you don't! I will not be denied!
>>38799204>>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.PET THE LYNETTE
>>38799204>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this.
>>38799204>>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.NOPEYOU MUST PROVE WE WON'T UNDERSTAND!FULL BLOWN STUPID GO!
>>38799204>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.TELL ME!
>>38799204>>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.PIE LOT
>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.HELL NO, you are not getting away that easily! We'll drag it out of you!
>>38799204>>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.
>>38799204>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along. This is how the misunderstandings begin in the first place! Unless it is handled like a mature adult would, within the hour, there will be a court-martial in progress, and at least three valuable things will have been utterly destroyed.
>>38799204>>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.As if we would ever vote for anything different.
>>38799204>>Other?"Might be able to point you in the right direction of someone who does understand at least."
>>38799277including the sacred relic that is the rolling court martial.
>>38799204>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along. Cute as shit.IT IS A GOOD PAIN
>>38799289>>38799204Seems too calm for Young, but sure.
>>38799204Should I even try to contest it?>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.
>>38799204>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.You have our undivided attention oh Valkyrie of the Grey Isles...
>>38799204>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.Continue making your bullshit horn noises while most definitely not looking up her shirt and watching as her panty covered ass moves enticin...bad thoughts bad thoughts she's like a little sister!....who just so happens to be pretty well stacked.
>>38799334If you have a good idea, yes.So, knowing myself and my fellow posters: no.
>>38799349Don't lewd the Lynette!
>>38799395He says while posting a lewd picture of lynette.
>>38799395She's plenty lewd already.
>>38799395But someone, eventually, must. In a loving and tender way after they're married!
>>38799395You won't stop me from licking her legs.
>>38799421>>38799423>>38799424>>38799428I mean look at her, she just wants to cook in peace!
>>38799424Lynette is best Waifu
>>38799464of this setting, yeah. I'm not sure how she'd stack up against Wendy though.
>>38799492britbong at least try to be subtle
>>38799451I like just her legs, anon, not the rest of her. If I saw off her legs and leave you the rest, will that be okay?
>>38799519They're both britbongs tho
Where's best witch?
>>38799492Lynette is the proto-Wendy! British, busty, HIPS! and the kneesocks.
>>38799534I'm sorry you seemed to have posted the wrong picture, I'll fix that for you.
>>38799534having an insane amount of fun
>>38799555A convincing argument.
All witches are best witches.
>>38799533Britbong witches are best waifus
>>38799555>asshole rape witch is best witchSHIT TASTEFUCKING AWFUL
>>38799534At the castle.
>>38799568I mean >>38799574is right for the most part, she's just my favorite.
>>38799204>>Latch onto her ankle like a ball-and-chain and force her to drag you along.Lack of understanding has never held Young back before, this shall be no different.
>>38799534>>38799555You're both wrong.
>>38799613quest definitely needs more Erica, her pureeing aliums with her strikers in the castle raid was one of my favorite parts of the earlier threads.
>>38799613>>38799555>>38799534What are all of you smoking?
>>38799627Erica route would have been fucking hilarious, I have to imagine.
>>38799528Dude, that is just fucked up...
>>38799613not anywhere near the running>>38799643maybe when she gets some porn
>>38799650Yes, yes it would've.>>38799643She's not even a twinkle in her dad's eye yet.
>>38799650>Erica route would have been fucking hilariousRight up until she pulls out the vice.
>>38799679I'd say "and then it becomes hilarious", but it was already hilarious in the first place.But seriously, Erica would've been great.
>>38799664NOPE CRIX.NOT. FOR. LEWDS.
I'm just kinda sad young didn't just completely deflate when she bounced him. For once in his life, he had to take responsibility for CREATION. when he thinks he's out of sight; just morosely lays on a bed because he can just never be happy. Big brother comes out and he has a sad. > thought of the day: Drama is love, drama is life.
>>38799679Don't make me link that doujin.
>>38799643I've adjusted my headcanon so that I refuse to believe that poorly written parasite quest exists.
>>38799694Every witch is for lewds.
>>38799715>poorly written parasite questWhere did the bad Ghost punch you, Anon?
>>38799715lol sik burn aye
>>38799725He's clearly butthurt, so I'll give you three guesses...
>>38799754oh, oh, it's a katyafag!
>>38799715You shut your fucking mouth.
>>38799754He might need more than three, honestly. There's more than a couple people that don't like me, but it's all good. I don't write it for the guys that don't like it, you know? hahahaha.
>>38799725In the part of my brain the recognizes awful writers and shit quests.>>38799777Have you got a problem, Jackpot Anon?
Rolled 7 (1d8)Hm.... I had an idea for something.Given the Head Homo takes like a month between SWQ threads anyways...1: Minna2: Trude3: Aurora 4: Tina5: Shirley6: Kongou DESS!7: Iowa8: Keine
>>38799791>In the part of my brain the recognizes awful writers and shit quests.and yet you're here of all places
>>38799778You and me both Ghost.
>>38799803No one cares, go away.
>>38799791>>38799754>>38799777>>38799812>dragging your shitstorm into the main questDo NONE of you have a fucking life? Jesus Christ don't start that shit again in this thread.Fuck.
>>38799812>Trying to use my attack on '89fags to attack planefagI won't stand for this anon.You're even more butthurt than I am!
>>38799814But what do you contribute other than cancerous tripfaggotry?
>>38799803HalleyAll my yesI wish to see what awesome you make.
>>38799768Or maybe he wanted something to actually happen?
>>38799768Why is it that the Katyafags are always blamed, except for that one annoying anon that hates namefags.
>>38799829>Do NONE of you have a fucking life?Well, given that we're reading an interactive fanfiction on a zimbabwean cartoon image board based on other zimbabwean cartoons into the wee hours of the night, I'm gonna go with fucking no.
>>38799803>Iowa...You mean Arizona, right?
>>38799814But I never seen you write a quest?
>>38799857Cause they freak the fuck out whenever its brought up their waifu is irrelevant.
>>38799864Then just fucking kill yourself already. If you're such a spergball you can't leave your shitstorm in another quest, just ragequit life and do us all a favor.
>>38799868I'm hoping he really did mean Iowa.USS Iowa, BB-4. That one.
>>38799868I kind of want to know how Arizona is doing in this
>>38799853>SWQ>Plot progressionPick one and only one.
>>38799803>Iowa not Arizonahally ye farked up.....unless that is the way to VICTORY.Through Dick, Unity.
>>38799829>in a anime fanfiction quest on the make-believe board of an indo-pacific cave painting imageboard>do none of you have a life
She's not gone five strides before you dive for the floor, sliding over the worn old boards to latch onto her slender stockinged ankle with both hands. “TELL MEEEEEEEEEEE~” you warble with the honed skill of an annoying older brother. “P-Piss off!” Lynette manages to force out the invective, straining to drag you across the floor with all her diminutive might. “I warned you!” you crow as she yanks the door open and leans into her next stride, managing to gain the hallway. “YOU ASKED FOR THIS!” your voice goes echoing down the hall as she tries to navigate the length of your body through the doorway, lugging your weight all the while. “IT'S HAAAAAPPENNING!” “WOULD YOU LET GO?” she cries, shaking her leg madly to try and dislodge you. “And give up THIS view?” you say with an exaggerated eye-roll towards that heavenly ass most divine, complete with stars fucking everyOW “AURGH-” the afterimages of Lynette's striped heel colliding with your dome. She's slumped against the far wall, her mouth quivering in that awful frown moments away from cracking into open sobbing as she shoves her uniform sweater down between her legs with both hands. “S-stop,” she manages. “N-not y-you t-t-too-”
>>38799880Whenever what is brought up? I honestly find the crazed mood that surrounds accusations of waifufaggotry baffling
>>38799886but anon, i didn't say anything about sw89. i actually kinda liked it, til i stopped reading it.
>>38799875I was refering to the point that both me and ghost have our haters and we ignore them. I am a writerfag at the moment. But I do have a couple of quest ideas kicking around in my head I might start soon if I can get the time.
>>38799880Again, I mostly see it from that one anon. The other waifufags do it too, it's just that I feel that one guy is really, really vocal.
>>38799897>N-not y-you t-t-too-Oh Ho! I believe this is the crux of the matter!
>>38799857Your typical Katyafag is probably not any worse than every other girls fags.It just so happens that the saltiest waifufags are Katyafags therefore raising the Katyafag average salt level well above the other camps.
>>38799897You gape at her as you feel the blood rush out of your face; that cool prickling sensation of a fuckup most magnificent. “Lynne-” you say, your tongue thick and useless and out of words. It's enough. Her eyes slip closed as the tears begin, sliding down her pale cheeks without restraint even as she crumples to the floor, hugging her knees to her body as tightly as possible. Her long, thick braid slips forward to dangle against one shoulder, the wispy hairs of the tip vibrating with her sobbing. You struggle upward against the cold lump weighing heavy in your stomach, and stand there stupidly for a minute, your head still ringing like a fucking bell, watching a little brown-haired witch sobbing her heart out. This is, in fact, outside of your skill set. You glance down the hall, looking for Minna, hoping she'll be there already, tipped off by her ability – but no red halo of rubescent wisdom is there to save you. You have to get her - - Lynette's hand catches your pantleg midstride. She bends her wrist into it, cinching the fabric tightly around your leg as she gets a secure grip. You stand frozen, not sure what to do – not even sure if you can touch her back.Like Minna said earlier, in the office – losing control sucks.
>>38799897Show me on the doll where Yoshika touched you.
>>38799897>And then Yoshika comes in.
>>38799897>“S-stop,” she manages. “N-not y-you t-t-too-”What, she thought we weren't lewd? There's only one response to that.PILOT!
>>38799868No, Iowa. She and her sisters are the best battleships, even though they haven't shown up in the quest yet.
>>38799919>outside your skillsetHave you already forgotten how to give a hug and skritch someone behind the ears Young? you were doing it to Sanya not all that long ago.
>>38799919There can be but one solution.HUG LYNNE
>>38799940>best battleshipsscarred Settle and even HATE for life. Iowa must be doing at least something right.
>>38799919Hug the Lynette already!
>>38799919god dammit you always take me from laughing my ass off to gut punch feels in like one post
>>38799919hug the girl, holy shit
>>38799897>“S-stop,” she manages. “N-not y-you t-t-too-”
>>38799919HUG LYNNETTEHUG ALL THE LYNETTES
>>38799919First hug Lynette....then hunt down the bastards/bitches who have been trying to lewd her.
>>38799971I'm not sure that would be the wisest option with a girl who has been sexually harassed by a wild Yoshika. A tiny quantity of tact is called for here, as unnatural as it may be.
TOMORROW ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST: LYNETTIQUETTE! We will res...... yes. tomorrow. I just - it's - right there - what are you oh, no, no you get your mouse away from that fucking smug face right now Halley I swear to god. I quit my shit fucking job, remember? I'm exhausted and I've only got one class tomorrow and - oh fuck you, fuck you, IT'S REAL, WE'RE RUNNING TOMORROW, SHUT UP SHUT UP LA LA LA LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU HATERS LA LA LA LA ... anyway. We'll be running again from from six-thirty PM, (EST) till midnight at the minimum (into the wee AM hours if I can manage, because we've barely covered 1/4th of my planned content. Sound good? Good.DID I MENTION I QUIT MY JOB?
>>38799915That kind of sucks....I like all three girls but just because one or two salty anons are ruining it. is a bit annoying.
>>38800008>7 to 2 AM>ending at MidnightPLAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>38800008but brah, your job
>>38800008Nooo, Planefag! You can't leave us hanging without having huggled the Lynette first!>>38799940...Boo, Halley. Boo.
>>38800008>Halley>not a raging cuntpick one, broheim
>>38799919planefag plsPls marry meAnd go lecture yoshika about PERSONAL SPACE
>>38800008I'll see you later then planefag!
>>38799919FAP ANGEL! YOU'VE GONE TO LONG BETWEEN THREADS! I CAN FEEL THE FRONK OVER TAKING ME! > little pantsless girl, where did the bad man touch you? And where is he so I can rip his little British head off YEAH I KNOW IT'S YOU, MALONEY YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!
>>38800008>Quit job.Then maybe more wizard adventures may appear in the future?
>>38800008uh, sort of unhappy you're leaving us hanging, but I do have things to do in the morning.ehThanks for the shenanigans, and I'll see you tomorrow
>>38800010Don't worry about it. From what it looks like, it's a couple dedicated people on both sides, and the majority of the guys that follow 89 are ok with things as they're shaping up, so (barring a major fuckup) that's how things will continue to progress, most likely. Of course, the real question is how much do you trust me? haha.
>>38800059>too long between threadsnigger where have you been the last yearsthis is nice. this is bliss
>>38800008Jesus it's like Decu with rescheduling.
>>38800064>Dat filenameI kek'd
>>38800059You know, I wonder what Maloney's relationship with his granddaughter Wendy is? Was he bitter to his last days? Or did he learn to let go and try to do what he could for Wendy?
>>38800074That's basically my sentiment, it's not worth getting worked up over. But this is 4chan you you can't physically stop autists from screeching, whether they be artists or not.
>>38800074Leave no prisoners Ghost. I want to see it.
>>38800074Enough. That is all you need ta know.
>>38800074Slightly more than planefag, not enough to be completely unworried.
>>38800074>trusting ghostNEVER NEVER DO THIS.
>>38800093>Was he bitter to his last days? Or did he learn to let go and try to do what he could for Wendy?I think the better question would be did Young and Mcintosh continue to antagonize and troll Maloney, without realizing the effect it had on Wendy? Or did they know, but not give a shit, because they assumed that as Maloney's descendant, she deserved the shit that got put on her?
>>38800093What better way to be seriously hated by your entire fucking country than to make a rape-baby with a witch? A child concieved out of wed-lock? A stigma that British people love to pass to the next of kin?
>>38800074I'm fine with most outcomes in that regard, so I don't really need to trust you that much at all.
>>38800074waifus r srs bznsAre you taking questions right now Ghost?
>>38800074DEAD LOLIS SOON, FELLOW STALKERS
>>38800125>I think the better question would be did Young and Mcintosh continue to antagonize and troll Maloney...why would they? They're not in the RAF. Young's in the Army Air Force, and Macintosh is in the Navy. After the war moves away from Britain, they'd have no contact with him.What, do you think they'll send him telegrams that go "DAILY REMINDER STOP UR A FAGET STOP"?
>>38800125>>38800133...well, that got dark pretty quickly.>>38800156LOOOKIII!!!
>>38800008Huh, well I guess I'll be drafting out a sketch tomorrow night. Guess I'll post as I go, like I did in that one SW89 thread a few months back.
>>38800161YOU. LOVE. DICKS. STOP. LOVE. YOUNG. STOP.P.S. I'M. IMPLYING. YOU'RE. A. FAGGOT. STOP.
>>38800156Ya just had to go and say it, huh Merc.
>>38800096>>38800097>>38800098>>38800106Thanks for the votes of confidence, guys. >>38800121Y-you too? I guess? Hahaha. >>38800153I suppose I can take a couple, sure. >>38800156Damnit Merc!
>>38800161>What, do you think they'll send him telegrams that go "DAILY REMINDER STOP UR A FAGET STOP"?This IS Young we're talking about here. I wouldn't put it past him.
>>38800156Shut the fuck up Friezahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewhnrBJWcus
>>38800125FUCK YOU.STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO FOLLOW.-- YOUNG
>>38800212>I suppose I can take a couple, sure.How wet did Fronk's "I am a responsible daddy now" status get the girls?
>>38800228What do you fucking think, shit-for-brains? Probably wet as fuck, and anyone with a goddamned braincell could see that. But here you are, asking a silly goddamned question that doesn't need answered, all so you can fap to fictional girls. Fucking disgusting.
>>38800249Read my mind.
>>38800216If he cared that much. I get the impression that Maloney just isn't worth his time since he can't really do much anymore.People in the US that he might lock horns with, like Kennedy? Sure. But not Maloney. He's just worth the effort.
>>38800008I have work tomorrow morning bright and early, so I am ok with this.
>>38800228Oh I bet that room became a veritable sauna from all the hot, steamy vaginas lubing themselves like a couple of whores.
>>38800249...the fuck crawled up your arse and died?
>>38800212How pissed off is Soviet air command about Spellcaster's continued existence?And what is Frank's rep amongst the Soviet aviators?
>>38800275People who won't drop waifu's when it isn't appropriate.
>>38800212Can someone finally please explain what happened in South East Asia?
>>38800297So, your mom. Gotcha.
>>38800292Frank is, point blank, a fucking boogieman. Tanana and the Bering sea, you know, it's just survivor's tales about what happened. Berlin they caught on camera, along with most western news outlets. Then in Poland two elite squadrons went up- and suffered horrific losses. Then Crete happens where the Raven and the Jackal just quit rather than fight him. (and that's caught on camera too)He's the devil incarnate to a lot of soviet pilots, and at this point, it's just the most hardcore, best of the best, top 0.1% on the western front that aren't scared of tangling with him.
>>38800367So there's what, like a few dozen people who aren't pants shittingly scared of him?Along with a few witches?
>>38800212So the one daughter that was perched on frank's shoulder, did she see Youngspawn smooching Mav?What is Frank's idea of punishment for Wendy?When did Frank managed to sign adoption papers, or rather get them and sign them so soon? Its been a day or two after the last thread right? Also Sugar high experience for the daughters via santa cake?
>>38800406who careswho cares who careswho cares
>>38800417You do clearly, since you're still in an thread where hes talking.
>>38800367I thought most fighter jocks revel in the challenge of a good fight? Or do the Soviets think differently?
>>38800203Oooooh, I don't have this one!THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND SERVICE, ANON.
>>38800367what were the little bishops thinking when fronk popped the mom joke.
>>38800439You're not fooling anyone.
>>38800212Form their meetings with the squadron so far, Which girl would the Daughterus most like to have as their new mom?
>>38800446They said they were confused.
>>38800434There's a good fight then there's fucking dying.
>>38800074Enough to hope for the Slider ending?
>>38794703Newfag question, do I need to watch strike witches to "get" this quest?
>>38800508Nope. Or at least, I haven't.
>>38800508No. In fact, please don't watch it. It's not that good. WAY too much panty shot. I mean, it gets annoying after like three episodes. And the characters are not that well done.
>>38800508Not really, I haven't watched a single fucking episode of Strike Witches, and still enjoy it.
>>38800508You'll miss out on base personality tropes, but not particularly imo
>>38800508Watch one or two episodes just to get an idea.
>>38800532Nah not even that. The characters are way better written in SWQ.
>>38800537Couldn't I just find the characters in a wiki or a booru?
>>38800508you'd understand the witch characters and the setting a little bit better if you did, but it won't hurt you if you don't.
>>38800560There's the normal shitty wikia.
>>38800560Wiki sure, just to get a image shot or two, Booru is mostly just yuri-bait.
>>38800391More or less. There's more witches willing to tangle with him than pilots, since there's still a general assumption among them that, while he's admittedly damn good, he *can't* be that good. No Fighter is a match for a witch- the ones he beat just made a mistake. >>38800338There was a firefight. >>38800406in order:It'll come up (Possibly, if it doesn't, I'll answer later.)It'll come up, actually. Right before leaving for Torun south. He had quite a bit of help from highly placed individuals to get it done and fast. Something about it looking damn good for the news. Hahahahaha.
>>38800617What were some of the contingencies that you had planned for wacky shit Planefag could have pulled?
>>38800617is the XFA-27 going to be taking the strike role in the USN air wing?
>>38800617So I guess all the fights with Konstantina and the whole "Frank kicked all the witches at Barin's ass" aren't public knowledge then?
>>38800311In terms of sheer wifeness only Georgette would give her competitiion.
>>38800617But he faced several witches with those elite hit squads and took and even damaged several with little damage to themselves.A fighter pilot's warning sure, they'll sdisregard it a little, but I thought a witch's word, a highly rank witch who was part of a hit-squad will be taken more seriously. >Right before leaving for Torun south. He had quite a bit of help from highly placed individuals to get it done and fast. Something about it looking damn good for the news. So this will go public and on the news? How will Jess and Frank's parents react?>Hahahahaha.Will this be a thing? or has it already happen when we left Santa's place.
>>38800748Laughter with a period tends to make me nervous, but I think that's just how Ghost types.
>>38800804go home decu
>>38800617So out of 10000 how many Slider points do we have Ghost?
>>38800640Oh jeeze. You remember when he said Cupcake got Young pregnant? I explained how it could work in setting without breaking any of the 'rules'. He was sufficiently horrified to not tempt fate. There's also a whole load of "Young x ______" Scenarios we had to solve for. >>38800656It is to the Wyvern what the F/A-18 is to the F-14- a lighter, cheaper, multirole airframe that can support it's big sibling in carrier ops. It won't be totally absorbing the strike role, but it can perform it. >>38800657Yes and no. The specifics aren't, yet, but most witches are aware, through the witch underground (Which works like the Lance Corporal undergound) that something happened there and Frank beat the pants off the aggressor witches.
>>38800748Maybe those elite squadrons were told to keep it on the hush-hush during their sombre debriefing.After all, if your best couldn't take them, why risk a major drop in morale by confirming the rumours and letting the rest of the men panic and lose their heads over this?
>>38800865Great, so even the witches are like the military. "This is the way it's always been and so it shall always be!" Even though everything is telling them otherwise. Sounds like fun. And sadly easy pickings.
>>38800865>I explained how it could work in setting without breaking any of the 'rules'. He was sufficiently horrified to not tempt fate. There's also a whole load of "Young x ______" Scenarios we had to solve for.Entertain me, please.
>>38800865How did you managed to horrify planefag? I mean details,
>>38800865How many Slider points does we has.
>>38800902>>38800906He doesn't give out those details. He's been asked dozens of times. He won't tell you.
>>38800902My money's on furious post-coital tribbing with Young's sister.Like how a succubus steals seed and sticks it into random bints
>>38800865Will we get to see Frank informing his parents of their new grandparenthood in-thread?Will we get to see Jess's reaction to becoming an Aunt?
>>38800946We don't give them Jess's coffee, it might short out their hearts.
>>38800946Probably, but not for a while.>>38800973That's a sound plan really.
>>38800994So will Frank's adoption of the soviet girls go public? You mentioned the military thinks it sounds like good news.
>>38800994Are we going to have problems from the twins with the girls?
>>38800946>>38800994Won't they get it from news outlets?
>>38801080Sure, but it'd be rude if Fronk didn't phone them up and tell them himself.
>>38801045Probably, though it may wait till after a cease fire is arranged. >>38801048No. With the twins, their bark is far worse than their bite. unless you're joe, in which case they're both incredibly hot. >>38801080Probably, but I'm sure Frank will still call.
>>38800367You're a young Soviet witch. Your senior is amazingly cool and impressive and she's always there for you and the others, protecting you and teaching you all sorts of things to keep you guys alive during the war. She's the closest thing you have to a big sister, so far away from home in the east. You idolise her, work hard and try your best to impress her whenever you can.There is this one American pilot making a name for himself. He's pretty good, but you know that steelwings have their limits. They have to. It's the way it is, after all.One day, your beloved senior says she has to head off to hand over a report to another base, personally, and she'll be gone for a while. You all know that this is for a secret mission, obviously. Many of you begin speculating on what she could be doing. She must be taking down that American pilot. It's the only real explanation, given that other units are having their best and brightest subtly and slowly transferred... somewhere.Cue a few weeks. There are rumours about an attempt to take down the American pilot in Poland. They stop just as suddenly as they come.Your senior returns to your squadron soon after, tired looking, maybe a little bruise here and there. But she's changed a little. She walks with a faint limp now and her eyes are distant, she's withdrawn a little from the squadron. And when she thinks no one is looking, she just sits down starts trying to stop the trembling in her hands. At night, you can hear her wake up occasionally, startled and panicking.Your senior got hurt really badly. But she won't dare let it show. You're angry, upset and vengeful. How dare he do this to her. You want a shot at this American pilot. You tell her that.She gently puts a hand on your shoulder as you fume. You will never forget the haunted face she has as she stares into your eyes."If you go, the Butcher will kill you. Do you understand? This is not a fight that can be won. For my sake. Don't kill yourself."
>>38800617>Hahahahaha.That reminds me, whatever happened to those two cakes Santa gave us anyway, I mean it was a day before the surgery and Frank and Merlin had to not eat in order to prepare for it.And Merlin didn't eat them when they got back to the hotel.What happened?
>>38800588>Booru is mostly just yuri-baitBooru it is.
>>38801360They came with, and are currently sitting in containers in the House. Under guard, who has a cattle prod and is under strict orders to keep Merlin at bay. they figure there's a chance it'll work. not much of a chance though.
>>38800588>>38801383From what I've seen, it's more balanced unlike say trying to find doujins on e-hentai.
>>38801329Is this the Soviet Witch who got shot down but escaped when she ejected from her strikers?>>38801413>Imagining Merlin being cattleproded, I find this kind of amusing. the girls first taste of sugar, if Laika was bad, I can only imagine the Ensign bishops. BTW, we got a rough idea on how Sliderm Ice and the twins feel about the adoption. What did Spellcaster think, any particular thoughts?Also I'm surprised the twins didn't say anything when they visited the house before Frank did, or did they not think Frank was serious?
>>38801413That merlin is a crafty one...
>>38801469I can see this happening to be honest.
>>38800021>one seven hour thread>or two five hour threads count, muh niggahcount
>>38801571you're still up. you could be running.
>>38801413I thought they improved anti-merlin techniques in Barin though?
>>38801627Yeah but she had a workshop there to learn ways to counter everything we figured out. Why do you think she spent so much time in it?
>>38801779I just thought Georgette was the counter. but when she was being busy? I don't know
>>38801571But why not two 10-hour threads plus some paste-bin pieces?
>>38801791>GeorgetteWhat the hell does she have to do anything? Did you mean Bridgette?
>>38801791Well georgette is not here in poland, is she?
>>38801849She was there at Barin, yo
>>38801873She was at Barin because she put Frank back together after Tanana, not because she was some kind of counter to Merlin.
>>38801849No, Gerogette was the cook back in barin.>>38801862Doubt it, their fighting days are done.