Bit of a late start today, trying to un-fuck my sleeping patterns. so far, not much success. Hahaha. Other than that, not much here. I'll be running back over to the folk's house to throw out trash and grab a pizza, so there may be a bit of a delay between the OP and the first post, we'll see. Maybe not. Anyway, archive here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989++The girls' formation flying skills aren't actually that bad, despite the soviets having never been noted as the greatest in that field. You'd decided, on your refueling stopover at Keflavik AFB that they must have developed them as a result of being each others only friend for so long. It'd have been hard to miss- impossible, really- how close they are, though they've begun, if only just, to trust each other 'alone' with you or Merlin. From Iceland, your formation flew on to RAF Wattisham, landing there long enough to disconnect and stretch your legs while your fighters were refueled and rearmed for the final leg of the trip in. You'd made most of the trip across the Atlantic with a basic self-defense load of a pair of agiles and a pair of AMRAAMS, figuring that the Soviets just didn't have the remaining air assets to attempt an intercept, even if they had detected you. Wattisham fills out your aircraft, giving you six more AMRAAMS and six ASRAAMS, the European sidewinder replacement. While you personally think your Agiles are more capable, the ASRAAM has proven effective, both moving faster and having longer range than the Agile, though it's less maneuverable and it's seeker head isn't quite as capable off-bore as the Agile's is. Not that you expect it to matter- right now, from what you gather sitting on the post, NATO ammunition stocks are kind of heterogeneous still, with the remaining stocks of AIM-9s still arming some bases, while others have transitioned over to AIM-95s and ASRAAMs. Logistics in a world war, you reflect, must be a bitch. 1/3
From Wattisham, you head towards Berlin, then turn eastbound, guiding on Torun south via it's TACAN- you have to interrogate it to get it to broadcast, but before long, the familiar buildings of the post creep into view, the runway inviting you home. You touch down first, relaxing when you feel your wheels kiss the pavement. That's a sensation that's been taking some getting used to- it's not exactly unpleasant, but you're not sure you like it much. The twins are next down, landing as you're pulling onto the indicated spot on the tarmac, noting, with some pleasure, you got the nosewheel perfectly on the mark. The girls land, one right behind the other, as you and Merlin shut down the wyvern and open the canopy to a light breeze as they taxi to their own spots on the other side of you from the twins, their fighters unmarked, like yours. You'd mentioned that to Admiral Longstreet- it just didn't feel right, not having all your tallies on the nose of your fighter, or not having the grim reaper emblem on your tailfin. He'd shrugged, trapped by stateside SOP- navy aircraft weren't allowed to display that kind of thing, and while it might work overseas, stateside, people actually checked. You'd shrugged- you'd already promised the girls they could get their helmets painted, and you'd figured you'd have the same done for the fighters, though you need to consult Ice about how she wants you flying- she may want to split your fighters up, though that'd be stupid in your opinion. Still, first thing's first. You suffer the momentary- and brief- wave of disorientation as you unhook from the VDNI system. That's not new, but it's more pronounced with the Wyvern, you've noticed. It's probably something to do with the wyvern being much more advanced than the skyfox, and there's more to integrate with. That said, you haven't mentioned it yet, and it doesn't seem to matter too much- it's brief and not too bad, similar to waking up in the morning. 2/3
You hit your strap releases and stand up as the ground crew, accompanied by your crew chief, bring out the rolling ladders and the aircraft tugs. He returns your handshake at the bottom of the ladder, looking over at the XFA-27s. “New birds, eh, sir?” He asks, rubbing his chin. You nod. “Yep, brand new.” You respond. “Same deal as the wyvern, limited combat testing with select frontline units.”He laughs. “No shocker we got 'em then. We got the tech orders and everything, but they look kinda... uh.” He shrugs. “Naked. You want 'em done up?”On the one hand, you know Nixon's said it's good for morale to have your fighters be kind of distinctive- you're visible enough that having a distinct paint scheme isn't a problem, since it's already pretty well known who you are, and it helps out allied troops to see you. On the other hand, it hasn't made you much of a bigger target, but you figure it'll start if you get too carried away- you may already be distinct, but advertising isn't going to help if the headhunters are still active.  Yeah, but keep it low-key. No reason to attract more attention than we gotta.  Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey? Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.  Nah, leave 'em regulation.
>>38773067> Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.
>>38773067>[X] Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?COME AT US MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>38773067>[x] Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?Time to restore some squad moral!
>>38773067> Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?
>>38773067>[x] Yeah, but keep it low-key. No reason to attract more attention than we gotta. I'd rather not die, but pride demands calming.
>>38773067>[x] Restore the kill tallies and the squadron emblem. Also put an Eagle with a canvas belt, a bit of lace, and a soviet aviation witch's cap badge.That's all we need. Best night of the week!
>>38773067 Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails. Just the usual stuff.
>>38773067[X] Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?"The girls get a harpooned shark emblem."
>>38773067>Yeah, but keep it low-keyThe less the Soviets know about our whereabouts, the more places they have to plan for the possibility of the Reaper coming in and annihilating their air assets (witches included).
Threadly reminder, trip/namefagging for no reason is poor form.
>>38773067>[x] Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?
>>38773243this i like this man he reads the archives.
>>38773287Yeah, namefags are the worst.
>>38773067 Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?Time for some MUSIC!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9456X3zbbM
so what are you doing while we wait?
The girls should get their wing tips painted one gets the left tip the other the right.
>>38773067>[x] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.Let's not go full ace combat here. Also, get Crew Chief to consult Daughterus on plane markings.
>>38773067> Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.And BTW, Rufus finished.
>>38773067>[X] Yeah, and go nuts. No hiding who we are anymore, hey?We're already infamous amongst the Soviets, so why not flaunt it?
>>38773067>[X] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tailsKeep it basic until we got a word in with Ice about it.
>>38773243+1 for this guybut not with the cap badge
>>38773418I don't think Frank likes advertising, he doesn't make it a big deal.
>>38773387SO MUCH YES
>>38773418No reason to give them a larger target and this >>38773275 anon has the right idea.
>>38773067>[x] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails.>You suffer the momentary- and brief- wave of disorientation as you unhook from the VDNI system. That's not new, but it's more pronounced with the Wyvern, you've noticed. It's probably something to do with the wyvern being much more advanced than the skyfox, and there's more to integrate with. That said, you haven't mentioned it yet, and it doesn't seem to matter too much- it's brief and not too bad, similar to waking up in the morning.We might want to mention that to somebody. Brief disorientation while unhooking could get us killed if we have it while ejecting.
>>38773067 Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails. We need to set a good example for the daughters.
>>38773513We don't disconnect during an ejection.
>>38773513Frank said it's usual for new planes though, and he had only a couple days of readjustment.
>>38773067 Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tailsKeep it low-key
One of these days I'm going to set aside a day and just follow one of these threads all night.Until then, what this guy said:>>38773243
>>38773067>>38773243Sure why not. This
ok, just got home, gonna count votes here and get on that update
>>38773067[X] Yeah, but keep it low-key. No reason to attract more attention than we gotta.
>>38773861 How soon?
>>38773950He spoiled what it was on the IRC channel a few hours back. Get hype.
>>38774124But what about for people who are not on the IRC channel?
>>38774124What is it?Is it the Ice and Slider thing he mentioned a couple weeks ago.
[x] Just restore our kill tallies on the noses and get the squadron emblem repainted on the tails. You nod, looking over at the girls' fighters as their canopies open up. Stasya- at least, you're pretty sure it's Stasya, she's got her mask on and her visor down- looks over at you for a second, but then back down into her fighter. Still, you smile. “Just restore the kill tallies and get the squadron emblem on the tails, huh?” You say. “No real reason to flaunt who we are, ya know?” The chief nods, but looks kind of disappointed. “Anything else?” You shrug. “You know what? How about some nose art?” He nods again. “Sure thing!” He says, sounding happy. “What were you thinking?” You explain your idea- an eagle with a piece of lace in it's beak, and a soviet witch's cap badge in one talon, an old canvas belt in the other. He grins and nods- seems that story may have gotten around. 1/2
You look around the pad- no one's coming up to collect you, so after the twins and your girls join you, you collect your personal bags from the cargo pod you'd had loaded in your centerline bay and head off to the support building. You find the girls a pair of lockers and help them stow their equipment, turning in your helmets, survival gear, and parachutes to the airman on duty at the desk. The twins decide to head back to the house from there, which seems like a pretty good idea- you've got to get the girls squared away with a room, and you're sure you'll need to start introducing them to everyone else. But you figure you ought to report back in, too. While it's not strictly necessary- you're sure, by now, Ice knows you're back on post- you still figure it'd be the courteous thing to do. You're pretty sure she'll be up in her office- she's nothing if not predictable like that. Merlin yawns, interrupting your thoughts. “Kinda sleepy.” She says when you look down at her. “Where are we going now, Frank?” Back to the house, we'll introduce everyone and you can catch a nap.  why don't you go back to the house and say hi to everyone and get some sleep? How about you and the girls go back to the house, start getting them settled back in.  Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.
>>38774218>[X] Back to the house, we'll introduce everyone and you can catch a nap.
>>38774218> Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.Set the example.
>>38774218[X] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.[X] How about you and the girls go back to the house, start getting them settled back in.
>>38774218> Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.
>>38774218> why don't you go back to the house and say hi to everyone and get some sleep?>Meanwhile, I'm off to see Ice and introduce her to my DAUGHTERUS.
>>38774218>[x] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.>You explain your idea- an eagle with a piece of lace in it's beak, and a soviet witch's cap badge in one talon, an old canvas belt in the other. He grins and nods- seems that story may have gotten around. Fuck yeah!
>>38774218>[x] Back to the house, we'll introduce everyone and you can catch a nap.Let's see what Psycho-moto's reaction will be.
>>38774218>[x] How about you and the girls go back to the house, start getting them settled back in.
>>38774218> Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.Beep-beep Greetings, Mistress Ice. Robo-Frank, has arrived.
>>38774218>[X] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.Robo walk into the office. "FRANK-BOT OPERATIONAL. READY TO DESTROY THE COMMUNIST MENACE!"
>>38774218> [x] why don't you go back to the house and say hi to everyone and get some sleep?>[x] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.Time to introduce the girls to mom.
>>38774218 Back to the house, we'll introduce everyone and you can catch a nap
>>38774218>[X] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.I guess she should meet the girls first, being the CO and all.
>>38774192>piece of lace in it's beakand then the chief has the eagle holding lace PANTIES in its beak.Oops. Should have been more specific.
>>38774218> Back to the house, we'll introduce everyone and you can catch a nap.
>>38774218>[X] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.Professionalism Ho.
>>38774370are you implying we are a professional ho?here I thought we were an armature manslut. how much are we getting paid?
>>38774358Was it lace panties? I thought it was stockings?
>>38774398We are getting paid in sweet jets and sweeter witches.
>>38774398Considering the combat pay, we're doing pretty good for ourselves last time I checked which was getting gifts for Wendy. Not Swanky chrome hotel good but decent.
>>38774416>>38774433The Navy is paying us to wreck stuff. What is our clientele that makes us a ho paying us so we can be considered professional?
>>38774412It was a bit of lace cut off of something, I don't recall that it was specified.
>>38774218> Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house.Also yeah, mention the disorientation to the docs. That is literally the sort of thing they want to know at this stage.
>>38774459I'm kind of disagreeing on the ho part, I'm just referencing how much Frank is getting considering how much actions he gets, especially all these special mission things that keep happening to him.
>>38774487>especially all these special mission thingsto be fair, it seems everyone in his family gets special mission things dropped in their lap all the time. maybe it's genetic.
>>38774487I realized we are so missing out on the royalties Frank could be raking in in the civilian markets over the comics, books, toys and other goods marketed about him and his crew. He is by now more than likely a known figure back home.
>>38774544pretty sure he's actually in one of the Witch comics that centers on Ice, so, yeah.
>>38774544Not really, Ghost stated we're kind of a niche market. A very small niche market, of military otaku and low powered witches.
Seriously, the only thing lacking from Frank now is ominous latin theme song.
>>38774574ya but frank bishop would make the market bigger due to the sheer coverage frank has gotten form the media.
>>38774218> Back to the house, we'll introduce everyone and you can catch a nap.MEET THE DAUGHTERUS
What does a soviet witch cap badge look like?
>>38774574The navy is missing out on a proven market appeal form him. They should have promoted him more for recruitment reasons>>38774597Got ya covered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9456X3zbbM>>38774569At the rate we are going with Ice, Frank will become a main character soon.
>>38774627Maybe only for a couple of week but then it dies down. Spellcaster often gets letters like that.>>38774639Why would they do that, their winning and don't exactly need extra men maybe more witches but doing this post war seems kind of pointless.Also I don't think people like Frank hate being promoted around for bond drives and stuff.
>>38774639>latin theme song>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py9zOYngt2g
>>38774685>don't exactly need extra men maybe more witchesFrank IS more than likely Witch catnip. The witches will sign up in droves.>>38774717https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHk-0UuYI5kHow about this then.
>>38774639Its great.Pity that Latin part is only on the end
>>38774744Witches already sign up in droves, as I understand it. There's not exactly a surplus of untapped witches, machine empathy aside
>>38774530>Implying it's not Young grooming Frank to be his successor to the Throne of Bounce and Gnomery>Implying Frank has shown not only the piloting Skills, but also the drive to collect Little Sisters and pamper them, the Charisma to make Witches fall in love with him and, most importantly, the attraction to a Superior Officer Witch, all of which mark him as the destined successor to the Bounce Throne.>Implying Young will not appear from the shadows where he orchestrated the Third World War to personally teach Frank the ways of True Pilots.
>>38774794I have new music to lissien to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMA_PCEvKrM
>>38774794>>38774839Oh heck, I forgot it's St. Patric's Day. We need to play this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3nXku80y2Y
>>38774639>>38774717>>38774744>>38774794>No Unsung War>No MegalithPleb taste 0/10
>>38774798>Young: You're a gnome frank.>Fronk: Sounds like something that pansy air force would come up with.And then there was a fight.
[x] Ice's office, We'll go check in with the boss then head back to the house. You consider sending her back to the house for a minute, then change your mind- just as well Ice sees you're both ok and back. Plus, you think, she needs to meet Stasya and Lilya. That should prove interesting. “Well, you can catch a nap after we go see Ice, ok?” You say, and she nods. “Girls, you ready to meet my commander?” They both nod after a second. You kneel down and Stasya crawls up on your back, while Lilya takes your hand as you walk out of the support building, Merlin walking on your other side. It's a nice day out as you head across the tarmac, Stasya's heels drumming lightly on your chest as you walk. You have to duck going into the admin building, though no one really looks up. Not that you expected them to, given how many witches there are on post. The lone navy secretary in the outer office greets you, barely looking up from the paperwork on his desk. “Go on in, sir.” He says as you pass by. “The commander is in there with the exec, they're waiting for you.” You nod, opening the door after a single knock- you had to get Lilya to let go of your hand, but she follows you in. Ice and Slider both look up from her desk- Slider's standing next to the boss behind the desk from you, with the TV in the corner on CNN and turned down low. The news is more of the usual. “Frank, Samantha.” Ice says. “How're you two feeling?” You can feel Stasya stiffen up when she sees Ice and Slider. Lilya, you suspect, is feeling about the same, given how she grabs your hand again. If they notice, Ice and Slider don't react to it.  We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that. No complaints here. Some stuff to talk about with the support team, but we're good to go.
>>38774928And all was right in the world.
>>38774955>[x] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.
>>38774955> No complaints here. Some stuff to talk about with the support team, but we're good to go.
>>38774955 We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that
>>38774955> We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.out her for her life saving ways!It will make the girls feel better if they know she saved us. maybe.
>>38774616Needs more delicious foxgirl ground witches.Maybe in Wiesels.
>>38774955> We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.>>38774919>No Irish music on this daySeriously?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eOIU9ekSMk
>>38774955>we both good
>>38774955>[X] other"FRANK BOT IS FULLY OPERATIONAL"
>>38774955>[x] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.>[x] Introduce daughterus.
>>38774955> We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.> Some stuff to talk about with the support team, but we're good to go.
>>38774955>[X] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.>[X] Maybe something silly about being indebted to her, and ready to do ANYTHING she asks for
>>38774955>[x] No complaints here. Some stuff to talk about with the support team, but we're good to go.
>>38774955> We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.
>>38774955>[x] Sexual innuendo about the Wyvern"Flying's never felt this good before", he says with a smug 'I just got laid' grin."I think I'm gonna be spending a lot more time with my girl down in the hangar""I haven't been this intimately connected with someone for a long time""Did you know planes have names?""Apparently the jet fuel here tastes different than the jet fuel back in the states. Something about corn?"
>>38774955>[X] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.
>>38774955>[x] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.lewd
>>38774955>[X] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.Frank the old manslut got fixed up pretty well by the lady of the house.
>>38774955> We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.
>>38775177I thought Robo-Frank is more catchy.
>>38775039>Asking for Latin themes>Using Irish chants>When AC has plenty of ominous Latin music just waiting to be used
>>38775037Someone said wiesels?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T7OaDDR7i8>>38775244I am changing things a bit. It's St. Patric's day after all.
>>38775244Fluff is a retard, remember?
>>38775244SW89 is basically Strike Witches meets Ace Combat. Meijin music from Gundam build fighters are also good.
>>38775268And anon doesn't know what day it is.
>>38775294Timezones, and different nationality.
>>38775352So? Everyone can be Irish on St. Patrick's Day.>>38774955>[X] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.
>>38775376if you live in the US you can.
>>38775376Or drink their asses offOr watch the leprechaun movie.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>38774955> We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.
>>38775352>>38775376Hell, I just came back from a Bar celebrating St. Patrick's here in Brazil.Different nationalities amd Timezones aren't an excuse for not knowing about a holiday, especially if said holiday involves imbibing copious amounts of booze.
>>38775455I rather to not talking about a holiday i don't know to not offending other anons.
>>38775400Canada has irish as well. And down under too.Remember Edward ‘Mick’ Mannock! Brendan "Paddy" Finucane! George McElroy! James McCudden! All good pilots in WW2.Shit, I bet planefag will drop them into this quest in time.
>>38775504St Patricks day isn't really the sort of thing anyone gets offended about.
>>38775504well now you know start drinking.>>38775518i know they do but i will not speak for how other country's act just my own country.
>>38775504No one gets offended about St. Patricks day. relax and enjoy yourself.
>>38775504Wrong fucking place to care about offending someone. This is 4chan.
[x] We're both good. The admiral told me I've got you to thank for that.“We're both good.” you say, setting Stasya down, though she, like her sister, takes a spot up still behind you. You grin- both at your girl's behavior and at what you're about to say. Well, the reaction you expect . “I hear I've got you to thank for that.”As you guessed, Slider grins- a huge, shit-eating grin that'd do anyone proud, and Ice turns damn near purple. “W-well I- uh. I p-panicked, s-see, a-and-” She stammers, blinking. “You- I... I mean- B-but-”You laugh. “Easy, boss. You going to be ok?” She nods, though at this point she looks about like she could disappear. “Anyway, I see I'm being rude.” You say. “I suppose I should get everyone introduce.”You have to reach behind you, but you find Stasya and Lilya- more accurately, they guess what you want and step out from hiding, though they each take a hand before they do. This time, you do see recognition flash across Slider's face, though she hides it pretty quickly- Ice is still trying to return to a normal human color.  Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that! Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.
>>38775728>[x] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!
>>38775728> Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!never pass up the chance to fuck with our squadronmates
>>38775728> Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>38775728> Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!
>>38775728> Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.why toll 2 when you can troll all
>>38775728> Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!DAUGHTERUSWe have told them we are claiming them. We must be consistent when introducing them.
>>38775728>[X] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!
>>38775728>[X] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!HA HA, DAUGHTERUS TIMEAlso, we really should mention Ice a big one.
>>38775728>[x] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!CANT STOP WONT STOP
>>38775785because we can troll 2 now, get them in on the fun, and then troll the rest harder.
>>38775728>>38775785Oh shit, this guys has a good point and I doubt Ghost will allow us to troll a second time with all the girls. so yes do this.
>>38775728> Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRaoAtOB5y8
>>38775728[X] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!
>>38775728> Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.Oh shit >>38775843is right.
>>38775843Oh shit. You're right.change my vote.>>38775847>>38775728> Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.Max troll is best after all.
>>38775728>[X] Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.Ice is already close to an emergency shutdown. Let's not knock her out when we just got back.
>>38775728>Introduce them as your daughters"Hope you don't mind that I decided to tie myself down while I was back home, Ice."
>>38775728> Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that![SHIT-EATING GRIN INTENSIFIES]
>>38775728>[X] Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>38775728> Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.Gotta get Mav's reaction too
Ok >>38775785 is right.Change >>38775802 !>[X] Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.MAYBE WHEN WE DO INTRODUCE THEM, DO IT AND CALL ICE THE MOTHER
>>38775943>MAYBE WHEN WE DO INTRODUCE THEM, DO IT AND CALL ICE THE MOTHERYeah no thats stupid.
>>38775992The point is to buttfluster EVERYONE.
>>38775943One is Ice's, one is Slider's.If Katya asks where hers is, we say that Natalya is probably hiding somewhere nearby.
>>38775728>[X] Introduce them as new members of the squadron- don't mention you're adopting them. Yet.I couldn't decide on which was better, so I went for the delayed option.
>>38775992We could mention COMRADE STORK!
>>38775992Not if Ice goes along with the joke. Besides, best to beat the sherktwanz, who will surely announce them as Fronkspawn.
>>38776029which telling them they're our daughters would already achieve, while what you want is just retarded
You guys know that the appearance of two daughters is only going to reinforce Fluffy's notion of Comrade Stork.My body will never be ready enough.
>>38776031no no no we tell her we have to make one
>>38776084>>38776097>"MY LOVE, LET US SUMMON COMRADE STORK WITH OUR BURNING LOVE!">Headpats intensify
[x] Introduce them as your daughters- see how Ice and Slider like that!“Ice, Slider.” You start, trying desperately to keep your grin out of your voice- and off your face. “These are my daughters, Stasya and Lilya.” Even Slider, normally immune to these kinds of things, reacts to that, blinking. “Your- wha-” She says. Ice just starts coughing. You nod. “You heard me right.”“Frank how- why-” You shake your head. “Lemme finish introducing everyone, you two are being rude.” You say- Slider coughs. Slider! You'll never pull that off again, you figure. But if you died now, you'd ascend to Valhalla, full of victory. “Girls, this is my commander, Commander Tabatha Kazinski, and our executive officer, Lieutenant commander Rachel Kerner.” The girls both hesitate- you shake Stasya's arm a bit. “H-hello.” She says, quietly. “Hi.” Slider says, recovering quickly. “Now, Frank, care to explain?”  “What's to explain?”  Oh. Oh I'm sure you know.  Well, it's kind of a long story....
>>38776284> “What's to explain?”
>>38776284>[x] other"Well I'm sure you are familiar with a certain stork.
>>38776284>[x] Oh. Oh I'm sure you know.
>>38776284> “What's to explain?” > Oh. Oh I'm sure you know. > Well, it's kind of a long story....
>>38776284>[X] “What's to explain?” >[X] "They're my daughters, right girls?">[X] Get them to call you 'daddy'
>>38776284> Well, it's kind of a long story....> Other"But first, girls? Where are your manners? Greet Ice-mommy and slider-mommy."
>>38776284> Well, it's kind of a long story....
>>38776284>>38776322>>[X] “What's to explain?” >>[X] "They're my daughters, right girls?">>[X] Get them to call you 'daddy'+>[X] Well, it's kind of a long story....
>>38776284> “What's to explain?”Do you not recognize them? I suppose I understand how the twins didn't since they didn't actually see them, but I'm pretty sure you saw at least one of them before, Ice.
>>38776284"I adopted them."
>>38776284>[X] Well, it's kind of a long story....
>>38776284>>38776339>> Well, it's kind of a long story....>> Other>"But first, girls? Where are your manners? Greet Ice-mommy and slider-mommy."No brakes. At allllllllllllllllllllllll.
>>38776284>[X] Well, it's kind of a long story...."When a man and a women love each other very much..."
>>38776284>[x] I'm the GUARDIAN OF WITCHES! It's as much of an obligation as a title.
>>38776284>[X] Oh. Oh I'm sure you know."It was Comrade Stork. I met him during one of his supply runs."
>>38776284Agian, changing my vote>>38776336 to this.>>38776339
>>38776284>> Well, it's kind of a long story....>> Other>"But first, girls? Where are your manners? Greet Ice-mommy and slider-mommy."
>>38776403reminds me of medafighter X from medabots
>>38776284>[x] Well, it's kind of a long story....
>>38776284>>38776339do it. fluster them. again.
>>38776284>[X] Oh. Oh I'm sure you know.Supporting >>38776415
>>38776498learn to delete your posts for fucks sake you retard
>>38776284[x] “What's to explain?” "Fine. When a man and a women like each other very much[...]"
>>38776284> “What's to explain?”> Oh. Oh I'm sure you know.> Well, it's kind of a long story....
>>38776591No need to have your jimmes so russled anon.
>>38777030No need for you to exist either.
>>38776284Good god those fuckable thighsunf
>>38777060daughterus are not for lewds!
>>38777060NO LEWDING THE DAUGHTERUS
>>38777060Bad anon! No lewding the daughterus!
>>38777060Slider' are better.
You know, I was wondering about it, and out of all our mates in our squad, wouldn't these girls most likely gravitate towards calling Slider "Momma" first? Ice has that authority figure stigma that would probably intimidate them, and Katya's Russian, so she's got that working against her. Slider's already got that mother bear attitude towards the squad anyway. Wendy might work, but I don't think she has the self confidence to even allow it yet.
>>38777122The post of the day.
>>38777122Slider is the best waifu.
>>38777055Enjoying all that impotent anger then anon?>>38777060GET OUT!DAUGHTERS ARE NOT FOR LEWDS!
>>38777137Brigitte. 'Maman' is already close.
Our death knell will be when the girls askDo we call bridgette mommy too?
>>38777060>Ghost FUCKING STILL using the picture from FUCKING FATALPULSE>People get mad about not for lewdsMaybe I should post some other pictures of them from fatalpuse HUH FAGS?
>>38777176no girls, you call her maman because silly caijan reasons
[x] Write-in!“Well, it's kind of a long story.” You say, taking a seat- Stasya plops down next to you, while Lilya plants herself on your lap. “But first-” You jostle the girls. “Girls. You should greet your mothers.” “M-moth-” Ice stammers, while Stasya and Lilya both look at you sharply. You suddenly realize you kind of got carried away- it's well and good to troll Ice and Slider, but the girls are kind of touchy about family, and it'd be a bastard move to get their hopes up like that. “Sorry, girls.” “It's ok papa. We were just confused.” Staysa says, after a second. “He can get carried away like that.” Slider says, commiserating with them. “So he adopted you both, huh?” Stasya nods. “Yeah, I did.” You say. “Why?” Slider asks. “That's kinda jacked up, Frank, you're a fighter pilot-”1/2
>>38777060I know right? Hooooly fuck
>>38777176shes more like Roberta
“So are we.” Stasya says, and you nod supporting her. “I-” Slider starts, then shakes her head. “How'd you pull it off?” She asks, dropping it. You're sure it'll come up later, but for now you're in the clear. “Musta been fun in legal.” “We'll talk about that part later.” You say- she's right, but as it happens, being a decorated hero of the battle of Berlin really, really helped. “In the mean time, though, they're both commissioned and part of the unit. Should be fun trying to keep the ensigns bishop straight, have fun with that, boss.” They'd both been happy for the commission- as it turns out, they weren't actually considered part of the VVS in the soviet union, and were instead considered civilians working for the military.They'd been even happier about having their new last name put on their paperwork. Both of them had been nothing but smiles the entire time. You'd wished you could have taken pictures- you only got a couple when they actually swore their commissioning oath. Ice, for her part, still hasn't quite recovered the power of speech, and nods mutely. Slider looks over at her and sighs. “Well, you broke her. Good job, Frank.”  Well, I am quite good, what can I say. We'll be headed back to the house, unless you need us for something else.  Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?
>>38777195Oh my, an internet tough guy. What will I ever do?Post so I can laugh more, anon.
>>38777237> Well, I am quite good, what can I say. We'll be headed back to the house, unless you need us for something else.Time to chill.
>>38777237> Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?
>>38777237>[x] Well, I am quite good, what can I say. We'll be headed back to the house, unless you need us for something else.
>>38777237>If only I had a camera. We're gonna go meet with the rest of the unit, wanna tag along to see their faces?
>>38777195Oh, that's one of Asanagi's? Neat!
>>38777237>should be fun trying to keep the ensigns bishop straight, have fun with that, boss.What does this mean?
Also Ghost, do we managed to get souvenirs for Laika's parent in Japan before we went back to Poland?
>>38777237>[X] Well, I am quite good, what can I say. We'll be headed back to the house, unless you need us for something else.
>>38777237> Well, I am quite good, what can I say. We'll be headed back to the house, unless you need us for something else.
>>38777308Both of the daugterus last names are officially Bishop now.
>>38777237>[x] Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?
>>38777237> Well, I am quite good, what can I say. We'll be headed back to the house, unless you need us for something else.We break Ice fairly frequently, actually.
>>38777334Oh. Ohhhhh. Didn't think of it that way. Cheers man.
>>38777237>Try to fix Ice with a head pat.SCIENCE TIME!WILL IT SNAP HER OUT OR OVERLOAD HER?
>>38777237>[x] Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?>>38777308We adopted them anon, they're both Bishops now.
>>38777364Yessss.Break her so hard she reverts back to normal.
So nobody ever told you baby,How it was gonna be.So what'll happen to you babyGuess we'll have to wait and see.ONE, TWOOld at heart but I'm only 28And I'm much too youngTo let love break my heartYoung at heart but it's getting much too lateTo find ourselves so far apartI don't know how you're s'posedTo find me latelyAn what more could you ask from meHow could you say that I never needed youWhen you took everythingSaid you took everything from me
>>38777237>[X] Well, I am quite good, what can I say. We'll be headed back to the house, unless you need us for something else.>>38777364>>38777396Have the girls hug Ice. That'll melt her, haha.
>>38777237>[X] Give Ice headpats in an attempt to fix>[X] Have the girls hug her tooWhat's the worst that can happen!?
>>38777434Aww Yesss Halley Dilivars!
>>38777434Oh fuck yeah! You're the best Halley.
>>38777434Nice. Very nice. Also good song.
>>38777434ALL HAIL HALLEYThank you, good sir.
>>38777434Wheres the tombstone hally, you promised me a tombstone.
>>38777434Always bet on Halley to deliver the goods!
>>38777434At this point the question isn't who wins the Fronkbowl but if Fronk can win the Sliderbowl.
>>38777294Oh yeah....not sure why I didn't pick that up on that sooner.
>>38777591A part of your mind want to deny it was Asanagi, since terrible things always happen for the girls.
>>38777676>implying I don't want terrible things to happen to Russians.
>>38777676Actually, Fatalpulse's got a soft spot for vanilla & yuri.
[x] Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok. You have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?You chuckle. “Give her an hour or so, she'll be ok.” “Duh. You're saying that like I haven't known her almost twice as long as you.” Slider says. You laugh. “So do you have anything for us, or should we go bother the rest of the unit?” You ask. She shakes her head. “Nothing right now, we'll get you up to speed before ops tomorrow.” You nod. “Sounds like a winner. Nothing I need to know in case of a scramble?” “Nah, nothing we can't brief in the air.” She responds. “Here, hold up, I wanna come along for this. Besides, she's going to need some recovery time. The poor girl. You have to be more gentle, Frank.” The girls both look at you like you're crazy when you laugh at that. Lilya gets to ride this time, while Stasya keeps you between Slider and herself- probably on purpose, but she's less blatant about it than she used to be, at least a little. “So what made you decide to adopt them?” Slider asks. “I mean, I don't wanna dig, but we're both curious.” “We both?” You ask. “How'd you get that from her turning purple and being stricken suddenly mute?” “Do I have to keep reminding you how long I've known Ice, asshat?” She responds. “I mean, you don't haveta answer if you don't want to, I guess, but she's gonna ask later, ya know?”  We can talk about it later.  Write in!
>>38777839>I'm a lolicon.Gotta get in one more joke, you guys.
>>38777434so best it hurts>>38777839> Write in!>"Just seemed like the right thing to do, what with the 'Protector of Witches' and the 'Shall Protect' family motto"
>>38777839> Write in!"Just say they pushed right button on my heart, and both Nixon and Longtstreet pushed them to me.Also, with this we can play family with you two or three"
>>38777839>[x] We can talk about it later.In the mean time, never mention colonels. Seriously, do it and I'll have to beat you with an ASRAAM.
>>38777839> We can talk about it later.Do we have a in-universe reason for doing so beside a gut feeling and it was the right thing to do?
>>38777839[x] Write in!Because sometimes you just gotta do the right thing even when you don't really know what the right thing is.
WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE? YOU'VE JUST GIVEN ALL THE WITCHES BABIES RABIES. NOW THE FRONK BATTER WILL HAVE TO JAM IT IN ALL THE WITCHES' OVENS.
>>38777915Sooner or later we need to taught them the difference between Volgin and other colonels.No need to rushing thing though.
>>38777946You think that wasn't the primary goal of this?
>>38777839>Tricky Dick Nixon made me do it, and I wound up liking it enough to ask for more.
>>38777839"Because I wanted to make sure that they're taken care of and get every opportunity that can be provided to them. And it was the right thing to do."
>>38777839> Write in!I'm just doing what's right. Even if it is kinda crazy.
>>38777965Once they're settled in and comfy, but not now.They already have to worry about their now broken commander and the twins finding out about who they really are.
>>38777839> Write in!You're kidding right? Do you see how adorable they are? Go ahead and tell me you wouldn't adopt them after all they've been through what with the crazy Russian super science projects.They need people that will truly care for them, and I can do that. Hell, there was no list, let alone short list, of people they could have gone with. There was just me - according to a certain admiral we all know and love.The right thing isn't exactly the easy one.Also, the look on my brother's face.Maximum kek.
>>38777839>[x] It Seemed like the right thing to do.
And the two wedding pieces combined. The actual files were too large for 4chan, so I've been posting scale downed images so far. The full resolution artwork, as usual, is in my Strike Witches Quest album here: http://imgur.com/a/eNNMb#0I planned a lot of this out well before drawing it. Both of the girls are drawn in a way that's contrary to their usual, outward appearance. Ice is in a loose, free flowing dress, smiling brilliantly, and her hair is let down. Slider is dressed elegantly in contrast, and her hair is tied up in a fancy bun rather than in a casual ponytail, the two are framed as so the primary lines converge towards each other, and etc.
>>38778058now Katya with her looking over her shoulder.
>>38777839>I was absolutely dying to be a father
>>38778058Halley, you deserve the utmost respect for these. They are absolutely fantastic. I salute your valiant efforts.
>>38777781>vanilla>doujin involves lolifisting>"vanilla"
>>38778058>A full link to all of Halley's workAll of my yes.
>>38778124by Asanagi standard, that was 'vanilla'.
>>38777839>[x] Write in!>"It was the right thing to do. The Reds took their chance at a normal life and I can't give them one, but I'll do my damnedest that their cared for and given a shot at a loving family life."
>>38778159Oh I like this.
>>38778159this is the best answer i have read.
>>38777839"Because they thought of me as their handier, a person that will eventually go away if they think they do something wrong or I leave their sight for a second.""I felt like I had to take some responsibility for saving them, I mean I can't just do this half way or half assed especially for them and what they really need, a family.""Guess it comes with the territory of being a Guardian of witches."
>>38778159Works for me
>>38778058Halley can I get a family picture of Slider+Fronk and the girls?
>>38778058This is very nice, very very nice. Kind of wished Katya was in the ranking too in that vote but I'm fine with this, can't be too greedy right?
>>38778058They look very very good
>>38778297Oh man this please
>>38777994This guy here. Switching to >>38778159
>>38778159I will second this.
>>38778058I'm not sorry
>>38778363That joke is starting to get kind of old. But okay.
>>38777839Combine this: >>38778297andthis:>>38778159
>>38778343Well she was, but then a certain troll proxyspammed the vote and the subsequent 2 following votes.
>>38778409Okay I liked all three but this made me kind of laugh
>>38778363He didn't say Goose you faggot.
>>38777839>>38778419I second this combination. GhostDiva is going to have fun counting up the votes.
>>38778450No I know who Goose is. Don't remember he was talking about.>>38778409Nice
>>38778058Thank you Halley!
>>38778058Heil Halley. Heilley.
>>38777839> Write in!I require a minimum daily dose of cuddles and adorable to keep me from going crazy to to ptsd. The doctors thought this would be best.
>>38778736welcome to 4chan, fag.
>>38778090>>38778340Okay, guys, I thought I've mentioned it before in threads but I might as well say it again for clarity: I'm sorry, but I don't do requests or suggestions. However, if an idea is silly or interesting enough, I might draw it, but don't bet on it. I'm considering opening up commissions though. >>38778428I was watching that strawpoll on the bus home. First off, until the near end, the number of votes was less than the number of unique posters in the thread. Throughout, someone was trying to proxy spam for Bridgette (Likely Ghost resetting his router). Eventually, some Katyafag started proxyspamming, so I called the vote there and then, and it was tied for Slider and Ice.
>>38778871Actually in the first poll it was tied between Minna, Katya and Ice, then the proxyspam started up and from then on the votes and subsequent polls were all invalid.
 Write in!You pause. You know both the girls are probably interested to hear it too- they'd accepted that you'd adopted them well before the ink was dry, and they've never asked why. “Sometimes-” you say, frowning as you try to think of the words to use. “Sometimes, you have to do what's right, even if you don't know why it's right when you're doing it.” You say. Slider nods, expecting you to stop there, but you're not entirely happy with that explanation. “I'm a guardian of witches, yeah, but there's more to it than that, too. They deserve a chance to be happy, even if they can never have normal.”Slider shrugs. “Normal is boring. My family's normal. Dad's an accountant for chrissakes.” She laughs. “Not like you and Ice with your military lineage and family full of heroes and stuff.” You shrug- well, try to, Lilya makes that difficult. “And I kinda felt like I had to take some responsibility for them, after Crete and all. I mean, I'm not going to halfass this. They needed a family-”1/2
Stasya squeezes your hand a bit when you say that- you hope she gets what you're trying to say, since you're not quite sure you do. There's a lot of reasons you made the decision you did, and you're not sure you can explain them all. “And who knows what would have happened if I hadn't stepped up to the plate. They'd have had a slot at Annapolis, sure, but after that?” You finish, shaking your head. “I don't know. I can't really explain it, I guess.” “It's aight.” Slider says, after a second. “I think I get what you're going for. It's noble of you.”She pauses, then laughs. “Not sure why anyone'd be surprised, looking at it like that. You're nothing if not noble, right?” “That's me.” You affirm. “Shall Defend, right?” “Hah.” The laugh is kind of strained. “Well, if you need a hand, you know where to look.”  Thanks Slider. That means a lot.  Wendy? Man, yeah, good call. Need to go see her.  I don't know, Kimiko is kinda weird.  There's no way I'm trusting my girls around Patty. No way. She'll corrupt them just to see what happens.
>>38779002>[x] Wendy? Man, yeah, good call. Need to go see her.honk
>>38779002> Wendy? Man, yeah, good call. Need to go see her. > I don't know, Kimiko is kinda weird. > There's no way I'm trusting my girls around Patty. No way. She'll corrupt them just to see what happens.But> Thanks Slider. That means a lot. In this order.
>>38779002> Thanks Slider. That means a lot.
>>38779002>[x] Thanks Slider. That means a lot.
>>38779002>[X] Thanks Slider. That means a lot.
>>38779002> Thanks Slider. That means a lot.> There's no way I'm trusting my girls around Patty. No way. She'll corrupt them just to see what happens.
>>38779002 Thanks Slider. That means a lot.Slider is best girl.
>>38779002> Thanks Slider. That means a lot.should still look into Wendy as well though, just don't be all glib and shit when we're having an actual moment with Slider.
>>38779002This is the correct order.>>38779024
>>38779002>[x] I don't know, Kimiko is kinda weird. >[x] There's no way I'm trusting my girls around Patty. No way. She'll corrupt them just to see what happens.But seriously>[x] Thanks Slider. That means a lot.
>>38779002>>38779024This, tease the Slider?
Ohoho. Is this route lock, Ghost?>>38779002>[X] Thanks Slider. That means a lot.
>>38779002[x] Thanks Slider. That means a lot.[x] I'm keeping them away from Patty, though.
>>38779002> Wendy? Man, yeah, good call. Need to go see her. WENDYAIFU
Halley just updated the page to this. I expected better of you. This is feelthyhornet tier faggotry, asshole.
>>38779002> Thanks Slider. That means a lot.she just keeps getting better
>>3877915010/10 Hally.I keked.
>>38779002 Thanks Slider. That means a lot.
>>38779150Thats hilarious. And your reaction makes it even better.
>>38779150Yep, he was pretty awesome, a pity he stooped to that level of faggotry, no better than the shitposters.
>>38779002> Thanks Slider. That means a lot. > Wendy? Man, yeah, good call. Need to go see her. > I don't know, Kimiko is kinda weird. > There's no way I'm trusting my girls around Patty. No way. She'll corrupt them just to see what happens.All of the choices!
>>38779150Meh, if you get mad just from this you are weak.Related, this what you should do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ECUtkv2qV8
>>38779150>>38779194Cry more please.
>>38779150This is what you deserve for being a shitposting Katyafag.Nobody likes your whore. Deal with it.
>>38779002> I don't know, Kimiko is kinda weird.She'd probably know a lot about it, though.
>>38779150Hally has great taste in music. That is all.
>>38779150Hay baby, you seem upset
>>38779269Not that anon but I like Katya, Slider and Ice, why can't we just get along.
Arguments like this make me realize that Ghost is prolonging the waifu wars in order to keep himself from being assassinated.
>>38779150You seem butt flustered anon.
>>38779328i dont know people just want to hate one another so they dont have to deal with them self.
>>38779299Hornet!Call me at 10 for the usual?
>>38779350He has learned from Planefag, he drinks from our tears.
>>38779328I'm personally just ragging on the buttblasted katyafag. True route is the triple.
>>38779150But anon, how could I not?The Use your Illusion trilogy is top tier and my favorite, and it all fit so perfectly.
>>38779328>but I like Katya, Slider and Ice, why can't we just get alongminority like us must suffer.
>>38779350I'MA CALLIN' YOU OUT, GOAST.YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS.I WILL CUP YOUR BALLS. AND MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLY GAY. FOR YOU.BECAUSE I CAN NEVER BE UNCOMFORTABLE WHILE GAYING IT UP.
>>38779299Oh great, the other troll is here to shit up the thread.Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>38779350>Arguments like this make me realize that Ghost is prolonging the waifu wars in order to keep himself from being assassinated.Oh, for sure. The moment we even approach the possibility of routelock is the moment the quest explodes into drama. waifushit like this is why ace combat quest is better
>>38779328because wendy a bestcommonwealth 4 life
>>38779328We can get along, and it is our duty to bring about the true route, the Big 3, and then, when the petty faggots cry out we shall laugh in their faces.
>>38779418only because we latched on husbando quite early.And because anon spends their energy there for end-game planes debates.Black Widow II is sexy.
>>38779389I guess, I mean I laughed at the picture but I like all of them Does the guy deserve to get poked at for the whole NAMEFAGS ARE DICKS speech we hear all the time, surebut seriously this is getting kind of old.
>>38779418Go dance with the angels, mister.
>>38779150Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahawell played, Halley.
ALSO FUCK ALL YOU FAGGOTS, TRUE ROUTE IS MERLIN
>>38779390>how could I not?Its pretty easy to not be a trolling shithead, the rest of us somehow manage it fine, though being a namefag means you're already mentally challenged.Seriously though, every time you've opened your mouth in these threads lately, all you've done is turn them into shit flinging derailments.
>>38779389Yeah Slider, Ice, and Brigitte
>>38779410It's not shitposting when you're the only one mad, sweetcheeks.
>>38779460Get the fuck out, Terminator best.but karla hates yukeshit so i guess we get a raptoror just keep pimping the eagle like the beautiful 4thgen it is
>>38779470If anon gets analpained so easily, he deserves to be mocked.
>>38779498Fuck you, asshole. Merlin is for Kenji to lewd! And maybe for Kimiko-nee to train to lewd Kenji to Sakamoto levels of satisfaction a.k.a. fucking him until it is rape, preferably after he crushes a Nambu in his hand.
>>38779500No YOU are the one that brought it up and derailed it. So buttblasted
>>38779543but Kimiko wants the Frank too.
>>38779150>fluffcancer magically disappears whenever Katya gets blown out and the thread is suddenly filled with the Katya defense forceheeeeeeeeeeh
>>38779493Already had a nice dance with your sister, friend.
>>38779564NOBODY CARES ABOUT FRANKMERLIN LEWDS WHO SHE WANTS
>>38779500You are making the thread less fun. Why would you do this?
>>38779546That was actually the first time I've posted outside of a vote, so no, I didn't bring it up, nor am I buttblasted, I don't care about the argument, only the fact that they deliberately incite arguments and shit the threads up.
>>38779529The only way we can pimp more the Eagles is plating our plane with gold.also, true endplane for Karla is ADFX-02 Morgan
>>38779571No need to get excited. Just do what you always do.
>>38779593I agree, buddy.
>>38779584Me? I'm not doing shit, yet you constantly do. I'm just trying to enjoy this quest and ignore the endless shitflinging you start whenever you open your mouth.
>>38779564Threadly reminder tat Nambus are not to be crushed.It has lead to many plots having their pelvises crushed by our allied Japanese witches.
>>38779460It's like tank quests too. All the tank sperging.
>>38779500>>38779546I think we can upgrade that to Rectum Ragnaroked. Pic related.
>>38779500Jesus christ man, not really helping your case.
>>38779634>ignore the endless shitflinging you start whenever you open your mouth.Shitflinging that you cause.
>>38779637Do we will get to form our own Tank Mercenary Squadron later?A Leo1 and A T-62 are great start IMO.
>>38779667So sitting here and just reading the thread somehow causes these arguments?Meanwhile you have the shitposters and trolls eating up the post limit which means the thread is already on page 7
>>38779709You're the only one perpetuating them, so...
>>38779668Wouldn't be right without that. I have plans.
>>38779709If you only just sat and read the thread, and that was all you did.
>>38779564Fine, so she can throw a flightsuit on Kenji and pretend he's Fronk, and then Kenji will be the manmeat in the middle of a Merlin-Kimiko manwich, a.k.a. a SamMich.>>38779636>It has lead to many plots having their pelvises crushed by our allied Japanese witchesThat's what Project Lazarus is for. Putin is a genius!
>>38779747But that's incest anon!
>>38779747Incest is wincest said no sibling ever.
>>38779764You cannot spell Win without Incest.
[x] Thanks Slider. That means a lot. You nod. “Wendy? Good call, yeah. Need to go see her.” Slider shoots a look over at you. You grin back at her. “Wait, did you mean Kimiko? I dunno, she's kinda weird.” She shakes her head. “And would insist that your 'true' heirs got all the benefits and everything.” She says. “C'mon, Frank. Think hard.”“But Patty would just corrupt them to see what happens.” You say, still grinning. She sighs, and you laugh. “Thanks, Slider. That means a lot.” She nods, though she's too busy trying to not laugh to respond. At least, that's what you're going to tell yourself. The house isn't empty- in fact, almost everyone, to include Hauptmann Young- is in the lounge. That she's sitting in Patty's lap momentarily bothers you- there are children present, afterall, but you rather doubt she gives much of a shit. To be fair to her, everyone here's a combat vet anyway, so it's not like you can use the innocence argument here. Even if it is perfectly valid. “Hey, welcome back smalltime.” She says, being the first to see you. “Finally decide to join the rest of us mere mortals, huh?” You shrug. “Sometimes I have to descend from on high to fix the problems you peons have created.” “Hey, that's a good one. I'm surprised you know what it means.” She says, then shakes her head and laughs. “Anyway, I'm not gonna intrude on your reunion.” She grabs a handful of mav's hair and twists her head so they're face-to-face, then plants a kiss on her- you quickly turn so Stasya doesn't see and Lilya hopefully missed it. “Cheers.” She grins at you, leaving the room. “Welcome back, sir Bishop.” Wendy says, the first to make a sound- they're all looking at Mav, stunned. For her part, Patty looks out of breath. “Should I take your bags upstairs for you?”  Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.  That'd be great Wendy, thanks.
Yes but this Sentinel we're talking about so the sister dicking is a lot more literal
>>38779801> Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.
>>38779801>[x] Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.
>>38779801> Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.I HAVE DAUGHTERS
>>38779801>[X] Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.
>>38779801> Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.Then we take the trolling one notch too far.
>>38779801> Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do."....thats all, and Mav, i expect you to watch your language in their present, or you'll get harpooned like twins"
>>38779801>[x] Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.Stay awhile and listen.
>>38779801 Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.
>>38779801> Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do
>>38779801>[X] Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do."Stay a while, and listen!"
>>38779801> Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.>Also what did I say about the 'Sir'>Mess with her hair.
>>38779801>[x] Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.Youngspawn must be panicking like crazy right now. Like father like daughter.
>>38779801Also was kinda hoping that the teasing portion wouldn't have been put in there but eh.
>>38779801>> Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.>>Also what did I say about the 'Sir'>>Mess with her hair."Stay awhile and listen."
>>38779801> Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do. >Also what I say about sir...Damn sharks...
>>38779801> Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.Stop offering to carry around everyone's bags, Wendy!
>>38779801[x] Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.
>>38779917that's not a no sir
>>38779948it is a nosentimouto not for incest
>>38779801>[X] Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.>And what did I say about calling me 'sir Bishop'?
>>38780006now its a no.
>>38780006How would you know?I bet you haven't even tried.
>>38779801>[X] Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do.Mom # 4 needs to be present, after all.
>>38780006She's a depraved pansexual hedonist.She'd probably be up for anything once.
>>38780073>Mom # 4Who?
>>38780098but I'm not, so
>>38780120Mom list:>#1 Ice>#2 Slider>#3 Wendy>#4 Kimiko
>>38780120Wendy. Considering Wendy is best, I think she should be the only Mom.W E N D YAIFU
>>38780159So Katya joined Goose in the corner
>>38780120The big 3 are moms #1 - #3, the medium 2 (wendy & brigitte) are moms #4 & #5, and everyone else are cool aunts.
>>38780186I think after that Mav chapter. Goose is more relevant.
>>38780159Nah,>#1 Slider>#2 Ice>#3 Wendy>#4 Kimiko
>>38780186no people are just being dumbasses for fun.
>>38780165>Katya left out once again
>>38780159>Separating Ice from SliderIce and Slider are a package, they should count as one.
>>38780186Nope, thats just Ghost trying to push Psychomoto.
>>38780225No, I at least, am being completely serious.
>>38780237Katya, as a character, has her own merits and dismerits. As a waifu, a rescue romance is not the way to go. I think.
[x] Nah, sit a while, got some introductions to do. You shake your head and point at her just-vacated seat. “No. Sit a while, we have some introductions to do.” You say. “And what did I say about calling me Sir?” “Um...” She looks around for support. Finding none, she shrugs, kind of hopefully. “T-that you'd forgive me if I did and would be quite happy to let me go?” “Haha, good joke.” You say, somewhat drily, setting Lilya down. You lead the two of them to the one unoccupied couch- Katya had been laying across it, but got up when she saw the three of you, indicating to you you should sit, and moved over by mav, squeezing in next to her. You have Stasya and Lilya sit, while you stand behind them, a hand on each of their shoulders. “Ok, guys. These are my daughters-”Someone audibly chokes, and there's surprise evidence on just about every face. “Stasya and Lilya Bishop.” “Who's the mother?” Mav asks, apparently having recovered.  The sky.  The Wyvern.  Wouldn't you like to know! Well, remember that night back in Japan?  It's... complicated.
>>38780329> The Wyvern"It finally happened.".
>>38780329> It's... complicated.
>>38780329[x] Ice and Slider-[x] My genes are just that good.
>>38780291it stopped being a rescue romance long ago anon, its much different now>>38780329> It's... complicated.
>>38780329> It's... complicated.Serious talk tiem.
>>38780329>[X] The Wyvern."They've got the plugs to prove it!"
>>38780329> The Wyvern.They even fly baby Wyvern and everything.
>>38780329> The sky.> The Wyvern."Lilya here from the Sky, and Stasya here from Wyvern"
>>38780329> Wouldn't you like to know!> Well, remember that night back in Japan?
>>38780329> The sky.>On a different note, I also knocked up the wyvern, and they fly baby wyverns.
>>38780329>[X] The Wyvern.
>>38780329> Wouldn't you like to know!> Well, remember that night back in Japan?> The Wyvern.In that order
>>38780329>[x] Well, remember my trip to Russia?NOOT NOOT! THE TROLL TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS! NOOT NOOT!
>>38780329 It's... complicated.
>>38780329> Wouldn't you like to know!So anyone going to get mad and assume Ghost is pushing MavxKatya?
>>38780329>Much like Zeus with Athena, I felt like someone smacked me up side the head with a hammer, and they just popped out, fully formed.After they finish giving us pointed stares, >it's complicated.
>>38780329>[x] It's... complicated.
>>38780329>[X] The Wyvern."They even fly little baby Wyverns!"
>>38780433No? I don't care about Katya.
>>38780429thismy inner troll demands it to be so
>>38780329 It's... complicated.Guys come on this is a serious thing. Let's be serious for two seconds.
>>38780433It seems like that with that update and the Mav thread, which is pretty scummy of him.
>>38780329> It's... complicated.Although that Japan option is real tempting, let's be serious here
>>38780433>pushing MavxKatyawait, isn't Mav too busy being tongue and elbow deep in Youngspawn to chase after Katya?
>>38780329>[x] The Wyvern.Yandere Tomcat begins trying to lodge herself in Frank's heart.
>>38780329 The sky
>>38780329...What happened at night in Japan? Am I forgetting something?
>>38780433I'm going to say yes that anons will probably get mad about it, its pretty blatant from him though, just means we need to get her more screentime and actual developments with her.
>>38780329>Other: Well you know what they say about Soviet superscience...
>>38780329[x] Wouldn't you like to know!All these great answers, and yet we can only use one.
>>38780493Mav is officially "Pilot" meaning she chases anything she thinks is fair game.
>>38780513NOTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW!
>>38780539Yep, we need to knock her down and establish that we're the alpha Pilot and that Katya, as well as Wendy are ours.
>>38780363You do realize it's actually possible for normal males to impregnate two separate women?
>>38780556What a fag
>>38780329[x] Pic related happened
>>38780556at the very least we need to claim Wendy in front of Mav in no uncertain terms.Unf
>>38780329>[x] The Wyvern.They've even got the plugs and baby-wyverns to prove it!
>>38780329[x] The Wyvern.I'm just not capable of taking this one seriously.
>>38780513we had crazy sex with a certain seal witch
>>38780329> The Wyvern.
>>38780612Right, that was a good thread.
>>38780589We need to claim the Big 3 as well as the Medium 2 in front of her, fully establish our dominance over her.
>>38780505...honestly, XFA-27 looked like someone combining Tomcat, Wyvern and Frank's gene and let it grow.
>>38780329>Other>You are, Mav. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier.
>>38780612None of the rest of them would "remember" that though. I think OPSEC means they don't even know we were in Japan
>>38780556>knock her down and establish that we're the alphaL-l-lewd
>>38780329>[x] Other>"Brigitte's the maman. I told you, but you didn't believe me, Mav."
>>38780642>Who's the mother?No Mav, you are the mother!>And then Mav was a mother
>>38780329> The sky. > The Wyvern. > Wouldn't you like to know!> It's... complicated.
>all this time Maverick has been assembling a harem of waifus>Ice and Slider are ours, but only because Mav is our friend>Everyone else is ruined for marriage>Maverick gets shot down and half the squadron breaks down like it's Tanana all over again
>>38780329> The Wyvern.trolololololo....
I thought the Sharks would have told them already?
>>38780721Other than her getting shot down I am 100% okay with that.
>>38780721>We accept them into our harem>"It's what Mav would have wanted."
>>38780721Nah, Young's been keeping her too tired and worn out for any chance of that.
>>38780329>It's complicated. Witchy magics were involved. And Mav, please stop making out with Haptumann Young. That's how witches make babies."
>>38780721More like >Mav likes looking but really only has Youngspawn.>Sherks have Joe.>Rosalie has Jean Luc. >Goose is not for lewds.>Katya would probably say no.>Wendy is for Fronk as well.
>>38780753>>38780772>Maverick shows up a week later with a SEALwitch on her arm>"What, you guys thought I died or something?"
>>38780669Holy shit are you socially inept or something like that. You want to reveal that we slept with Bridgette in front of no less than 3 other witches who are interested in us, one of whom just made a subtle pass at us that we fucked up because people tonight cannot stop fucking trolling.
>>38780743the sharks still don't know who they are, we didn't tell them who they were dogfighting against at China Lakeyo Ghost, have we told them yet?
>>38780824We never got around to it, no.
>>38780796Kimiko wants the Frank too.
>>38780817We already told Mav, and she thought we were making shit up... so...
>>38780641It kinda looks like the Wyvern, FALKEN, and the Nosferatu all took at least some design inspiration from the XFA-27
>>38780850The rest of us who actually play this quest instead of trolling it for lolrandumb shits and giggles
>>38780886Thread police, worst police
>>38780882we didn't tell her, we joked about it to bluster to herhow can you be this retarded?put your name back on fluff so we can filter you already
>>38780886Pretty much this.
>>38780875Yeah but Frank doesn't want the Kimiko. At least not that way. Looking is fine. Touching means stick his head in a bear trap.
>>38780886I thought the quest was about winning the war not worrying about your harem attempts.
>>38780939I thought the quest was about playing a fighter pilot in a squadron of witches fighting a war.You do realise their interactions and developments are a part of that right?
>>38780909You have no idea how jokes work, do you?
>>38780939If you think this thread is about fighting a war, I got bad news for ya.
>>38780329>[X] Well, remember that night back in Japan?Must. Troll. Patty. While we can.
>>38780971If you think this quest is about waifuing, I got bad news for ya.>>38780999If you think this quest is about waifuing, I got bad news for ya.
>>38780977Evidently you don't have any grasp on appropriate humor.
>>38781044Radio check, copy.
>>38781027Interacting with the squadron appropriately isn't waifuing.
>>38780875At first, it's based on convenience. Kenji's getting along pretty well with Merlin, and Merlin is quite fond of Frank, so keeping them in the family seems quite like a good idea.Then she actually meets Frank, and she's actually as close to being swept off her feet as a Sakamoto can be. She starts actually having an interest.And that just makes it even harder for her to accept when it seems like he's not quite interested in anyone. She laughs it off with that big Sakamoto laugh, but inside she's actually aching.And she eventually gets around to that mindset of "If I can't have him, I will make sure that whoever has him makes him happy" and begins shipping everybody in the squadron with Frank.
>>38781044Roger, Roger. Whats your vector, vector?
these are some really silly arguments
>>38781075No anon don't you see, if you so much as look at another person in the squadron, its waifuing!
>>38781075Desperately trying to get your fictional dick wet with women putting their lives in your hands isn't acting appropriately during a time of war, either.
>>38781096I'm with you. The waifufags really need to take it easy.
>>38781027>If you think this quest is about waifuing, I got bad news for ya.Not even the guy you were arguing with. Look at the archives; Look how many threads we spend on the ground waifu'ing. Compare that to how many threads we spend in a fighter, being an ace.When was the last time we actually had to think about a dogfight? Not Crete, not Fandance-Steal, maybe Assassin Squadron at night over Poland?Face it, this isn't a quest about being the Ace of Aces and flying fast jets and winning a war. We've got, what, one in ten threads that are actually us being a fighter pilot; that's just the background. This is a quest about waifus and waifuing, of various degrees. If you want hot jet-on-jet action, Ace Combat quest has long since filled that niche.
>>38781092I'm at Angels Gate and climbing, vector vector, hold the noise for a big break, overtime.
>>38781116So we must be waifuing a lot of dead soviet men too. >>38781127Yes because I totally see a lot of people voting for "Lets fuck the nearest girl who will let us"Oh wait, that hasn't happened.
>>38781128I think we should all take this moment to reflect upon the fable of the Happy Pilot.
>>38781044<<We copy. Say status, over>>
>>38781096Agreed, and here they all try to blame me for shit, and then they turn around and shit posting.
>>38781075>Interacting with the squadron appropriately isn't waifuing.It is when the entire squadron is female and the overwhelming majority wants our dick. Yes, yes it is waifuing. The only ones who don't are the Twins, who already have a boytoy, Merlin, who is not for lewd, and Maverick, who has her own harem of bitches.
[x] It's... complicated. You shrug. “It's... complicated.” You say. “Complicated because you know if you say the rest of this lot will tear you apart?” She asks, pursing her lips. “Complicated because we met over Crete and they gave me a harder fight than any witch at Barin managed.” You correct. “Along with a dozen other issues.” “Right.” She says, defeated but attempting to not sound like it. “So. Let's go over this. These are my girls, Ensigns Stasya and Lilya Bishop. Yes, that's official, you can check with legal if you want.” You say. “Girls, this is the squadron. The talkative blonde over there, that's Lieutenant senior grade Patty Mitchell. The small one next to her, that's lieutenant junior grade Nicole Bradshaw.” “Hi.” Goose says, kind of shyly. The two girls both look at her for a second before Staysa says hello. You nod- that's pretty damn outgoing, for them. A good sign. “Next to them is Senior Lieutenant Katya Litvyak. She's on loan to us.” You say, grinning at the Russian witch, who sighs. “It is not a loan, Frank.” She says. “I am where I belong, I have told you this.” You laugh- though both the girls instantly stiffen up when she talks, detecting her accent. “I am happy to meet you.” She says- they don't respond. “They can be shy.” You explain to Katya, who nods. 1/2
“The one standing over there with the beret is Pilot-Officer Wendy Maloney, assigned to us from the RAF.” You say. Wendy nods. “Though I should like to think it's a rather long term assignment.” She says. “Hello girls. You're quite lucky, Sir Bishop is quite the individual.” Stasysa nods, and you smile at the compliment, both from Wendy and from Stasya's vote of confidence in you. “Flattery gets you nowhere, Wendy.” You remind her. “Drat.” She responds, causing a bit of laughter. “The one next to them in the blue, that's Capitane de Corvette Rosalie Kent.” You say. “Marine nationale.” “Bonjour.” She says, nodding at the girls. “And the tall girl next to them in the camouflage shorts, that's Sho-sa Sakamoto Kimiko.” You say. “Imperial Japanese Army.” Kimiko nods- the girls both just watch her somewhat blankly, that trademark stare of theirs. For her part, Kimiko doesn't flinch away from it, returning the gaze until the girls turn to look at the stairs, where the twins are coming back down. “And you forgot us, as usual.” Alyssa complains, looking back up at her sister, who has Joe in tow, one hand in his. “That's ok, we've met.”  You've actually met a couple times, yeah.  I honestly don't think a railgun slug is a proper introduction though.
>>38781208> You've actually met a couple times, yeah.> I honestly don't think a railgun slug is a proper introduction though.>>38781173>>38781092>>38781060Well then, back into fireworks.
>>38781153I think you're wrong, mate, and I'll tell you why:Waifuing is the /tg/ quester's main desire, because they can't get their dicks wet any other means, so they have to use fictional girls in a fictional setting for it.I don't know about you, but I ALWAYS think carefully before voting in a combat situation. I don't want Frank dead and the war lost.Face it, this quest is about being an Ace of Ace and flying fast jets with a coating of Strike Witches paint on top. It's only people like you that have changed that into Waifuing Witches: The Quest.>>38781160They're still angling for it in every interaction we have, and that's disgusting.>>38781177That's because you're cancer.
>>38781180Nor Goose, Rosalie, or Kimiko. Wendy is essentially out of the real running. Or are you suggesting we should never, ever talk to the squadron?Nope, just be a mute, make them all pissed at us for being a dick and shoot down those Ruskies like a fucking robot.
>>38781208> I honestly don't think a railgun slug is a proper introduction though.
>>38781208>[x] You've actually met a couple times, yeah.
>>38781208> You've actually met a couple times, yeah. > I honestly don't think a railgun slug is a proper introduction though.
>>38781208> You've actually met a couple times, yeah. > I honestly don't think a railgun slug is a proper introduction though.combine them
>>38781208> You've actually met a couple times, yeah.> I honestly don't think a railgun slug is a proper introduction though.
>>38781208>[x] I honestly don't think a railgun slug is a proper introduction though.The whole crete thing is out so we might as well try one last troll of the dice.
>>38781208 You've actually met a couple times, yeah. I honestly don't think a railgun slug is a proper introduction though>>38781222<<Mercenary dogs!>>
>>38781177It would help if you weren't a tripposting faggot.
>>38781208>“Drat.” She responds, causing a bit of laughter.Wendy a best. That is all.> I honestly don't think a railgun slug is a proper introduction though.
>>38781208> I honestly don't think a railgun slug is a proper introduction though.>"Slider, i have a favor to ask, can you draw up something good for my girls, they need to mark their first kill. A harpooned shark!"
>>38781320Oh this is good.
>>38781224No anon, most of the votes are for either acting professional or trolling.And most of our threads are on the ground, so you have a weak argument at best for this mainly being a dog-fight quest.
>>38781347>MUST KEEP TRYING TO JUSTIFY MYSELF TO OTHERS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT SHITPOSTING
>>38781320Ah yesh. Lets not forget this.
>>38781347That'd be great, if the ground threads weren't simply support for the dog-fighting threads.
>>38781358>I CAN'T COUNTER HIS ARGUEMENT>BETTER HERP AND DERP
>>38781320I LIKE IT.
>>38781347You're one of those guys that'll hypothetically burn the quest down is Ghost goes the monogamy route.
>>38781347>And most of our threads are on the ground, so you have a weak argument at best for this mainly being a dog-fight quest.Ghost didn't set this in a witch school or something. It started as a dogfight quest, will end as one or I'll be damned.
>>38781320Can she make the harpoon look like a railgun slug?
>>38781397Welcome to hell then.
>>38781397>Ghost didn't set this in a witch school or something.Yeah he did, Top Gun...
>>38781208>[x] I honestly don't think a railgun slug is a proper introduction though.
>>38781411Railgun slug with harpoon-shaped sonic boom.
>>38781397We started as "Top Gun + Ace Combat, in Strike Witches". And then as soon as we hit the fucking witches, shit went waifu real fast. What the other guy said; Welcome to hell.
>>38781434>Naval Aerial Combat Maneuvering School>witch schoolAnon I think you're clinically retarded.
There's some real good false flag work from quest haters here today. Real good.
>>38781484are you retarded
>>38781369Developing Frank as a person isn't really support for dog fighting, at least not how I see it. Does it matter for how he fights?A little, but trolling or not trolling Slider has essentially nothing to do with a dog fight. >>38781389I personally think Harem isn't the way to go in this quest, but I doubt you'll believe me. >>38781397We've clearly passed what we started as, anon has been voting Frank different from the very beginning. Direct Dog-fighting is still in the minority of what we've done.
>>38781484Does this actually happen? Like for real?
>>38781469Did you forget how they send witches there and have witch teachers?even though its mixed steelwing-witch training and exercises, its still a school that has witches
>>38781484god I hate quests so much, it's just so bad that I have to shitpost about waifus in SW89 to satisfy my hate
>>38781505>I personally think Harem isn't the way to go in this quest, but I doubt you'll believe me.No I believe you and respect you more now actually.
>>38781444You mean as soon as that witch hit us in the first thread.>>38781513It sadly does happen, though not often, much of the time it comes in forms you yourself are very familiar with.
>>38781526But it's not an ENTIRELY WITCH SCHOOL. It's mixed, sure. But it's not a witch fucking school. Witch schools are witch only places, faggot.
>>38781505>I personally think Harem isn't the way to go in this quest, but I doubt you'll believe me.I believe its the opposite, but I respect your opinion nonetheless, I also think this argument is stupid.
>>38781540Well, glad for that then. >>38781565Agreed that the argument is stupid, it's all opinions. Also, Harem isn't the worst thing that could happen, I'd just prefer a monogamy route. Or maybe one where the girls tell Frank they want to share him. Which is slightly different than a harem but /tg/ usually doesn't get the difference.
>>38781544Would feelthy write so much for the quest if he hated it?
>>38781614He hates the anons, not the quest, so he trolls and shitposts and provokes and antagonises Ghosts players.
>>38781614It's kind of like planefag and tangfag: They hated Strike Witches and Evangelion when they started writing their shit.
>>38781614Don't hate the game. Hate the players.
>>38781596>Or maybe one where the girls tell Frank they want to share him.I can see that happening for some of them, though for the Big 3 not so much, I see them more going for the full harem, the rest sharing occasionally.
>>38781634No he likes making fun of waifufags cause they take the shit way too fucking seriously,
>>38781634Well just a couple, most just tends to ignore it except for those that rage so easily.
>>38781634Ghost antagonizes Ghosts players, and I really can't blame him
>>38781664Slider and Ice sharing I can see. Perhaps an addition of Katya. But a full harem doesn't make sense to me.
>>38781208[x] You've actually met a couple times, yeah.I want to see how long it takes the Twins to figure it out on their own.
>>38781686That's what I mean, Ice and Slider go together naturally, and Katya likes to show off in the bedroom, though I doubt they would all be having foursomes every night, but they would not be averse to it every now and then while more regularly they have some more private intimacy with each other.
[x] Might as well close out with bothYou nod. “Yeah, that's true. You've met a couple times before.” You say, grinning as a look of confusion spreads on her face. “But I don't think a railgun slug really counts as an actual introduction.” “A rail-” Alyssa's eyes narrow. “They're the fandance drivers from Crete?” You nod. “Bingo.” She looks at them, anger flashing on her features for a second, then fading. “Huh. Should have guessed it from China lake. Glad you're on our side now.” “So are we.” Stasya says. “Are you angry at us?” Alyssa shakes her head, possibly aware of the attention on her. “Shit happens, no sense in holding grudges.” She says. “Just don't go for a repeat, huh?” Stasya nods. “Now, if that's all sorted, we need to get them squared away in their room and make sure they've got uniforms and shit.” You say. “Uh, Frank.” Mav says, interrupting your train of thought. “There's no free rooms, you know.” 1/2
“What?” You ask. “What about the extra one over by the twins?” “I moved into it.” Joe responds. “I mean I can move back out-”“No you can't.” Both the twins say, in unison. There goes that. “We'll work something out.” You say, after a second. “Anyway, anyone want to help out?” “I'll go!” Wendy says, at the same time as Merlin and Kimiko responding with “Sure.” You grin. “Excellent! Couple things to do and more hands makes it go quicker. Let's hit clothing issue first, that's going to take longest.”You turn to leave, then stop for a second, letting Stasya onto your shoulders while Lilya looks both at you and Kimiko- apparently debating approaching the tall Japanese witch for a similar ride. She must have decided against it, taking your hand. “And Wendy, you're not going to get out of trouble by helping.” You say, grinning. “Drat and other things.” She responds. Still, it's with a grin. It's good to be back, you think. You've missed everyone. Vaguely, you wonder if Ice has managed to recover yet. You grin- you'll give her a bit longer before you go back to fluster her some more. You missed that, too.
>>38781320This, but in reverse order. Wait for most opportune time to drop it in their laps.
>>38781782>That filenameWish she did come.
>>38781320Do it now!
>>38781813thanks man, I'll catch you later.
NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
>>38781813>[X] Hold hands with Ice to fix her
>>38781867Holy shit, why do the nips always spoil shit so hard in their episode previews>ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF MACROSS: PINEAPPLE SALAD>DEAD ROY FOKKER SHOWN
>>38781879Pretty sure you mean >Hold hands with Slider to fix Ice.
>>38781813WENDY BECOMES MORE ADORABLE EVERY THREAD
>>38781892I never understood it either.
>>38781899>all the witches trying to grab Fronk's hands>I AM BUT A MAN, I HAVE BUT TWO HANDS
And that's it for the night! Sorry it slowed down there, I'm still finishing up moving in- just got the stuff hung on the walls to get all my books put up and guns hung and shit, so I'm unpacking some more boxes and finding them more mixed than I remember, haha!Anyway, can't really think of any other news. My grandfolks should be moving in either late this week or early next, so there may be a change off of running day next week, depending on when they get here. Last I heard, they'd spent the night in Casper, Wyoming, so they may have made Iowa today. Depends on how long they stay to visit family and friends there, I guess. Shouldn't be a change for us of note other than that, though. So that's it for the night, so till next week, guys, take care and cheers! Hopefully we'll be back on at the regular time, but if not, we'll run Thursday. Take care gents!
So we punish Wendy by making her wear the maid outfit?So where are the girls rooming.
>>38781892NEXT TIME: KOJI KABUTO DIES IN LAVA
>>38781919thanks for the run, Ghost
>>38781933ON THE NEXT BLEACH:HINAMORI GETS STABBED AGAINThey can be hilarious at the same time, I suppose.
>>38781919Thanks for tonight boss!
>>38781919<<Godspeed, Ghost>>Also, holy shit he ended the quest at a reasonable sleeping hourAnd we need this thread archived asap
>>38781919Good run as always Ghost! Tonight's thread was very enjoyable.
>>38781972>Reasonable sleeping hour.Wishes to go for a couple more hours.Also how bad did the discussion are up in the scale today?
>>38781919Thanks for everything Ghost!
>>38781919Was slider amused or slightly depressed at all the teasing?
>>38781919Ghost what does a Soviet Witch's Cap look like?Will we figure out rooming next thread or will you tell us now?
>>38781919Thanks for the thread bro
>>38782053She's used to being passed up for more interesting girls.That's what she tells herself when she's in her room alone, wishing she wasn't so plain.
>>38781853Bubblegum trys to fix time by killing Cell!
>>38781919Ghost did we miss a tender moment with Slider?
It's been awhile since we didn't have to do a two part thread.
>>38782218also yes Xenoverse is fun as hell
>>38782246We've lost the slider route forever
>>38782246Did we miss a lewd moment with Slider?
Believe in Ghost, who shall deliver Slider quality moments
>>38782367well he's yet to deliver anything on that front so far
>>38782367Why namefag if you aren't putting art up? Seems kinda pointless.
Damn it. I came back from a meh lunch outside the office only to see the thread is over.Good run, Ghost. Hope you get reorganized smoothly and quickly.
>>38782387Because i can.
>>38782387>Why namefagIt seems to annoy you.
>>38782434yeah, deal w/it
It's going to be a long week for the next SW89.
Frank Bishop? Yes, I remember flying against him. For all of half a minute over Berlin. I remember the comms. The first thing I heard was someone, I think... I think Peter called it out first, "It's the Eagle!" just as he started firing on us. The panic, that utter confusion as he started tearing through us like so much paper. The screams and the crying, all whilst the seniors tried to shut down the comms. It was paralysing, hearing this sound in your ears, this clash of voices as the captain tried to rally us again amidst the sound of my squadron dying.Here was a single plane, taking down the pride of the Soviet air forces with such speed and vigour in such a way. It was completely and utterly unbelievable. When it was my turn to get killed, I felt completely numb, I couldn't move my stick at all, I was shaking so much, I could only think of how terrifying this man was as he swung around and began moving towards me. Such nimbleness, agility. How could I match him? It was like it was decided from the start.I looked back just as the missile warnings start screaming out from the computer. And there I saw it, a black beast barrelling away from me, snapping off almost instantly to take another. I have to thank my own fear for my life at that point, my hands were already tearing at the ejection seat.After that, my war was very short. I landed in the midst of the battle below and was captured by a French unit and sent to a prisoner camp. I stayed there until the end of it all. Even if I had made it back home, I don't think I could have flown again, not after that. My hands were shaking for days after that moment.===During my time in that camp, I heard the news reports of his encounters with those two odd witch pilots. How dead he seemed to be as he was pulled out of his plane, like a ghost had taken his body for its own and left just as suddenly.It made a sort of sense. I don't think any man could fly like that and live.
>this fucking threadHalley, I am jealous as fuck. Not sure how I can top this.
So, do we get to see when Frank phones home and tells his parents that they're now Grandparents?
>>38782834We visit them and make it as a surprise.
>>38782797Obviously the answer is to introduce more shipwaifus to fight for the Admiral.If theres a lack of salt... Make your own salt mine
>>38782797Seriously, I had many laughs watching Katyafags get assblasted.
>>38782797Ship the Ships, pranefaget
>>38782797Planefag, what type of woman does Admirals Settle and Goto like? I need the info for research, science, and lulz.
>>38782797Planefag you don't understand what you gave up when you dealt with SWQ waifu wars quickly.A whole bunch of faggots are going to explode with salt no matter who wins. There's even faggots that will bitch and whine if we get first tier harem best end. It's fucking magnificent.
>>38782925Arizona and Kongou, respectively.NEXT QUESTION
>>38782925/tg/ will obviously be drawn towards the ones with violent/tsundere tendencies. Especially since fap angel is at the helm.So Tatsuta and Tenryuu.
>>38782950...Seriously? So Goto was just being tsundere to BURNING LOVE and Settle likes the quiet devoted dependable types?I love you, Planefag. No homo.>>38782986I believe in Planefag. Your argument is invalid.
>>38782913That image from feelthy. Everytime my face when.
>>38783018>I believe in Planefag. Your argument is invalid.Compare the characteristics of minna to the shipgirls.Let your soul drown in despairrrrrr
>>38783018>Implying planefag said that and not some random shipper
>>38783052I was an Ericafag and a Sakabrotofag. I have crushed your argument like Sean crushes a Nambu.
>>38783096and yet /tg/ didn't waifu those two in the end.
>>38783137Much to the Detriment of all.
>>38783137And we are all lesser for it.
>>38783047Sorry it was Halley not feelthy, man I'm tired.:>>38779150Every time.
>>38783260Oh man, I haddn't noticed the filename on that the first time.