"I'm taking you back with me, slug. Where you can be kept under watch. Hope you weren't too fond of having limbs, because you're not going to be keeping any until I'm satisfied. Got it?"Before he can respond, you yank him up by the collar, drag him over to the sobbing child, simpering something about "Daddy." Take them both and launch into the air, heading back towards Raditz's corpse."Poor dead idiot." You mutter, shaking your head over the dead Saiyans. You snap off Piccolo's freshly grown leg again, shift the Namekian under your arm with the kid and lift Raditz's corpse, before heading back towards the ship.You fly low over Penguin Island, approaching the ship, you lower the ramp and toss both the child and the Namekian inside a small locked room.The child starts crying loudly about the dark, as you call the girls on the ship's radio, laying Radit'z body out on the floor. "Hey Kabu, what's up?" Risel giggles, as you hear Teito in the background."Girls... Raditz was killed." You wince as you hear them both gasp. "I want you both back hear. Now. And fetch Diol for me. We have a lot to discuss. Over and out."You pace the floor, waiting for them to return. Risel runs up the ramp, sees Raditz's body and falls over him, weeping and clutching him close. "No." She whimpers in a small voice. "There were so few of us left."Teito quickly follows, Diol just behind her. "KABU! WHO THE HELL DID THIS! I'll KILL THEM!">Write in
Quest goes in the title field, you retard.
>>38749393Tell them all that we know.
>>38749463fuck im dumbwhoopsinb4 people keep posting about this every 10 minutes
>>38749393>>38749480>>38749486Quest goes in the title field.
>>38749393>"It says this planet has a way to bring him back. We're going to try it. If it fails we kill it." Hand the kid to Risel. Take the Namek to a cell or something.
>>38749393A little green slugman. Unfortunately we need to keep him alive for now, he says there is an item on this pathetic planet that will bring Raditz back but if he dies they become useless. I don't trust him but if he tries anything or it seems that he's lying we'll destroy him and this planet.
>>38749393"The one who did might have some watt if reviving Raditiz and Kakarot. We'll see whether he's telling the truth, revive them, and leave this hell hole."
>>38749393"More important than who killed him, are two things. One, the humans of this planet are apparently compatible with our genetics; I brought Raditz's half-breed nephew with me. Two, I've got someone who says that there's a device on this planet that can bring Raditz back."I've seen enough weird things in this sector to half-believe him. Diol, Risel, have you heard anything about so-called "Dragon Balls"?"
>>38749393>"It says this planet has a way to bring him back. We're going to try it. If it fails we kill it."
>>38749486YOU FORGOT THE WORD 'QUEST'Anyone archived last thread yet?
>>38749393Slap Teito to get her to calm the fuck down. Assert dominance. >Raditz got offed by a combination of being held down by his brother (who is also dead) and a green man, both weaklings. >Greenman has offered up a way to bring both Raditz and his brother back to life. It sounds insane and I think he might be insane too. Talking about his other half and things. He might be bluffing, but then again, this planet is full of surprises so it's worth a shot. We need a bunch of small orange balls. The kid (whom is in this locker) has one in his hat. Teito in the direction of Kakawhatevers corpse to bring back here. Talk things over with Risel and Diol.
>>38749393Can't kill the slug, need to keep him alive. Tell her she can relieve some rage by snapping off whatever grows back
>>38749747We just kill him from overextended healing this way.
>>38749550Thread archived, hope I didn't fuck it up.
>>38749772yeah, it's honestly more amazing that he's still alive. Tearing a dude's arm/leg off is enough to kill someone, doing it a few times and he's gonna need some ER time regeneration or not.
>>38749772>>38749747Yeah, he needs to use Ki and stuff to regen limbs. Eventually he's gonna run out. But on the other hand, he might blow a hole through the ship if we let him rest up too much, unless our ship armor is rated to withstand high-yield weaponry or Ki blasts.
"Hold on Teito." You step in her way. "I have the one who killed him locked up. A Namekian. I want to kill him just as bad as you do, believe me. But! He says that there's a way to revive both Piccolo and Kakarot, if we leave him alive. At the very least, I'm going to see if he's telling the truth. If he isn't he's dead meat, if he is, we'll see.""Well... what the hell is it then?" Teito demands, angrily eyeing the door your guarding. "Apparently they're called Dragon Balls." You turn to Diol and Risel. "Either of you two ever heard of something like this?"Risel shakes her head, but Diol scratches his eyes. "I've heard of something like this... Blackstars or something. But they're spread all throughout the universe, it would take millions of years to gather them together on pure chance. And on top of that they make planets explode if you wish on them!""Ours aren't like that!" The green man insists through the door, "They only work once a year though!" You growl in annoyance, he didn't mention that earlier! "Not only that, but I kidnapped Kakarots son, Raditz' nephew. Apparently he's.... a halfbreed, half Saiyan, half human."Risel and Teito both look up at that. "That's... possible?" Risel asks, a curious gleam behind her eyes. "But... then again, if you have the proof with you then ..." She lapses into silence, a hand on her chin.Diol raises a hand, "So how do we find these Dragon whatevers then?"Piccolo bangs against the door, "Goku... and his friends... they had some way of.... tracking them. The blue haired witch, look for her!">I'm going to go ask Kakarot's friends about it now (Bring...>Have (write in) watch the kid>Have (write in) guard the Namekian>Other
>>38749823>I'm going to go ask Kakarot's friends about it now bring Teito>Have Risel watch the kid>Have Diol guard the Namekian
>>38749823>>I'm going to go ask Kakarot's friends about it now (Bring...Gohan. Trade him for the way to find the dragon balls. Maybe try to offer bringing Goku back as well if they don't bite for the child. Bring Risel come with as back up and tell the other two to watch Piccilo and to get the servants to make some tea for him.
>>38749823>I'm going to go ask Kakarot's friends about it now (Bring...Diol, Gohan, Teito.>Have Risel guard the Namekian
>>38749823>I'm going to go ask Kakarot's friends about it now (bring the kid and Teito)>Have Risel guard the Namekian
>>38749823>>I'm going to go ask Kakarot's friends about it now. Bring the kid.He shouldn't have been involved at alll.
>>38749823Green man is being awful friendly all of a sudden. Also "Piccolo and Kakarot?" Have Teito watch the Namekian and the Kid. Bring Risel and Diol along to go see the scooby gang.
>>38749952>Green man is being awful friendly all of a sudden.He probably doesn't enjoy having a limb broken off every few minutes
>>38749952>Green man is being awful friendly all of a sudden.He's pretty smart.
>>38749823>Bring Diol>Have the grillz watch the slug and kid
>>38749823>>38749888I like this one. Gonna second that.
>>38750100Great guys. Now Piccolo is gonna tell Diol about Tien and Diol is gonna fuck off to find him, and Risel is gonna fuck up watching them both and everything will be ruined forever.
>>38750217I'm pretty sure Diol will be content to wait until we get back to fuck off.
>>38750217Or Diol will show some competency and what for us to get back... and or Risel isn't about to let Piccolo wander off as he killed Raditz and not even she will put up with that shit.
>>38750217If all fails we just blow up the planet. We are the strongest on earth after all.
>>38750317>the strongest on earthWHY WON'T IT DROP FUCK YOU RNG
"Well, lucky for me, I have a good idea where these friends are. Teito, you come with me to... coerce them." She nods, scowling. "Risel, can you look after Kakarots' kid for me? He shouldn't be too much of a problem, and he has a Dragon Ball on him." She nods, "And Diol, make sure that Namekian goes nowhere. I've been ripping off his limbs that keep regenerating. Just make sure he doesn't die. I'm sure that can't be infinite."Diol nods, guarding Risel as she opens the door, keeping his eyes trained on the broken Namekian, while Risel runs in and scoops the boy up, gently rocking him, "Shhh, shhh, no need to cry. Heyyy, come on now.... see, we'll look after you..." The kid's crying dissipates slowly, as Risel whispers in his ear comfortingly, rocking him back and forth, as Teito clips her scouter on, properly resuiting her armour on, having been hanging loose from her time at the beach.(cont)
You reach forward and take the childs hat, plucking the small orange orb off the top of it, strangely warm and glass like, with four stars embedded under its surface. "Well. Thank you planet Earth. You give it to Risel for safe keeping, and order the Shamoians to clean Raditz corpse.And then you hear another voice. "Didja hear that Vegeta? Planet Earth, huh? Free rocks with all the wishes we could want!"You spin around, a small yellow light on it blinking. "Sounds like fun Nappa." A raspier voice replies. "Sounds like somewhere that could benefit from our touch.""Is that..." Teito begins."Raditz said his scouter had no communicator." Risel whispers.A short mocking laugh sounds out, as Vegeta speaks again "We simply told the fool that because we were sick of him trying to talk to us. We did however, take notice when his pod exploded. You have been very busy haven't you, Kabu? Risel? Teito? Don't worry, I'll be there soon. Then I can show you a princely thanks, for informing me of these 'Dragon Balls'.""Yeah.... a real show'a gratitude." Nappa echoes, menace in his voice. "Bye bye now!" With that, something on the scouter detonates, showering everyone with shards of plastic."Well. Kais damn it." You grunt."Yes, quite unfortunate." Yet another voice adds, this one chillingly calm. "For you at least. Hello, I've been sent to negotiate the release of Kami's other half. You may call me Popo."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dAUYAg8mAQ>End of Episode 10
>>38750425Well shit and also well shit.
>>38750425>You may call me Popo."OH FUCK
>>38750425So... we're gonna have to straight-up murder those two cunts after all, huh?
>>38750425Popo an't shit.We can train up to take out Vegeta no problem.
>>38750425Ooh fuck.And someone archive this? I already did the last one, too lazy for another.
>>38750425Well it looks like we're losing custode
>>38750463well, mr popo was capable of handling SSJ goten and trunks, to be fairhe's basically implied to be hiding his power level the entire time because hes a lazy fuck a nigger
>>38750425Local Saiyan prince ruins everything.
Please remember to label your quests
>>38750317>Strongest on earth>we just met arale last thread
>>38750499I think not only were they going mad easy on him, but SSJ is a 50x power multiplier, and they still had only itty bitty kiddie power levels to be 50x multiplied.
>>38750425I don't like the cut of their proverbial jib. I say we kill 'em. Nappa's a weak asshole, and Vegeta's a stuck-up little bitch in any continuity he's in: canon or fanfic. Trade them for getting Kakarot and Raditz back, and call it a wash.
>>38750425We can already beat Vegeta as we are now. And Nappa is much weaker than Risel, Teito or Diol.Not to mention that we have fusion dance.And a year to prepare. I assume Dragon Balls will be used now so we will have to choose between waiting a year and fight Vegeta for them to resurrect Raditz or just move on.
>>38750642Well, if Vegeta and Nappa have been listening in on what we've been saying, they probably know that we've been growing much stronger via training and such.It's not too big of a stretch for them to have been curious about it, and discovered that it was true. They might've been visiting really dangerous planets in the meantime.
How big our current power levels is exactly?
>>38750425Who votes for going full dominatrix on Vegeta until he's nothing but 'Yes, Mistress' and 'No, Mistress' and begging?
>>38750680Or for Vegeta to continue being the smug prick that he is and convinced that he's stronger than everyone in the universe!
>>38750613vegeta: 18000? on earthKabu high 13000snappa 8000Teito is 8341Risel is 8783Diol was around 20,000 but who knows if he'll stick with us
>>38750700He will still be ugly manlet.
>>38750722True, but we can't exactly afford to be picky. Case and point: Raditz.
>>38750720And none of the canon crew were that strong, but they still eeked out a win. And that's even after Vegeta used the moon ball, which won't really work against us.
>"For you at least.Not sure I follow that line of reasoning. It's certainly inconvenient, but once we revive the two dead saiyans, make a more civilized offer to Kakarot and Gohan, and hook Dios up with Tien, we really don't have any incentive to stick around. Vegeta listening in just means we've got a deadline. Said deadline takes on a fairly different meaning for the people who actually live on Earth.
>>38750752Totally can. We'll take Goku and Gohan is adorable.
>>38750700I vote for that.
>>38750720Daizenshuu 7 says Vegeta is 18000 and Nappa is 4,000 during battle on Earth.
>>38750779>picky>dumbest guy in the series, which is saying A LOTpick one
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>>38750807He's the most attractive.
>>38750779We can raise Gohan to be the perfect saiyan husband.
>>38750807That's head trauma, not genetics.
>>38750807>Goku>DumbHe has a very specific set of priorities, but this is the guy who's masterminded several plans that the supposed big thinkers all had to accept as "best courses of action" and that regularly fights dudes stronger than him via clever tactics. Especially in the TV show where the fights were extended quite a bit.Dude's not dumb, and grasps concepts crazy fast. He's just got the shounen hero hangups and a 30-year-old show.
>>38750872His mother might have an opinion about that....Kabu wouldn't separate a child from its mother, would she?
>>38750872Exactly. Screw being a scholar he can learn how to please Saiyan women and fight!Gohan What is best in life?
>>38750902Uh, To studyTo see your tests driven before yourTo hear the lamentations of your classmates when they post grades?
>>38750898Of course. The woman is a weak human who couldn't possible raise him to attain great power. Just look at her husband.They're a lower species. It's best if the child is put with it's better genetic half.
>>38750916See.. we need to beat/fuck that right out of him.
>>38750936We should probably hold off on the fucking for a good 10 years
>>38750957Nah, we just gotta do it on the full moon when no one will care.
>>38750613>>38750642>>38750680>>38750687>>38750700Since it needs to be stated again:Vegeta's power level around now is 18,000 and Nappa is 4,000.We're 13,000.We may be able to fight Nappa and win in a straight up fight, but Vegeta will still wipe the floor with us.So how about you guys stop spouting things that are false?
>>38750957Okay. Combat and High gravity training now. sex later.
>>38750981But Fusion! FUSION!We can combine our powers and defeat vegeta
>>38750981Fusion might help. Vegeta throwing an artificial moon wouldn't alter the field too much
>>38750984Or Dragon balls now. Priorities
>>38750981Diol has a PL of 20k and we still beat him.
We have superior numbers and a better desire to train.That and by the time Goku comes back, he'll be of comparable power from Kai training....fun times ahead.
>>38750981>We're 13,000We were in 13,000 in thread 6.Risel were 10,110 in thread 6 too.
>>38751006That's right. You know, aside from Nappa and Paragus, we're the oldest living Saiyan. So we're gonna teach the uppity little prince to respect his elders.
>>38750902Reasoned scientific inquiry and the pursuit of a more perfect world view?
Can we talk Kami into getting Raditz Kai training too?
>>38750981Again, 18,000 didn't stop him from losing in the show, and none of the main cast were as strong as Kabu is now. Plus we've got fusion and a head start, meaning that not only will any two of our group be able to take Vegeta, but Kabu could probably solo him.
>>38751082Vegeta is more concerned about the dragon balls than he is about other Saiyans who are alive.He is a prat and a brat.We are going to kick the shit out of him when he arrives. Nappa is going to go all "Ha ha I am a conquerer" and we might kill him on principle when he implies something about his intentions toward teito and risel.
>>38750981~13,700 to be more precise, but same difference. Still, we shouldn't gamble with these dudes. Extra High-grav training from the enhanced gravity chamber would help if we end up staying on Earth for their arrival for whatever reason. But I guess that depends on what happens next thread and if there's something to incentivize us staying on Earth to await their arrival.
>>38751111No Raditz is going to fight his way out of hfil that will be his training. >>38751111
>>38751125Nah, Nappa's already made that implication. We'll make killing him into a game after we beat the prince into the ground. See what sort of sport the bald imbecile makes when he's the subject of our "hospitality". And by "hospitality" I mean murder.
>>38751171So he has.Kabu will kill him by inches.
>>38751133They are probably going to make us wait a year to rez Raditz with Goku so he can train. We still have way more bargaining chips though, so I want to try this >>38751111
>>38751221Let's try to get Kami to communicate our intention of having Raditz train along with Goku.
>>38751221It's either we get Radtiz back now. Or he trains with Goku.
>>38751260>>38751273Plus, think about all the brotherly bonding they can do during their training
>>38751273Kai training would also be humbling for Raditz, and he really needs to learn how to interact with people humbly. He can do it with people stronger, but he has a tendency to power trip when he's a big fish in a small pond.Next step should not be to antagonize...any further...Kakarat's local connections.Depending on how these Popo negotiations go
>>38751111Definitely this. Raditiz gets to take Kakarot to King Kai. We'll learn about King Kai from Kami and train while the scooby gang gets the balls. And thus, Kabuya can be over 90000 when Vegeta and Nappa get there.
Hey, is Arale considered a person? Like, everytime they use the Dragonballs to wish everybody on Earth back to life, is she included?
>>38751472Probably.But even though Dr. Slump and stuff is loosely canon in the Dragonball universe, I wouldn't bet on either properties influencing each other very much.
>>38751472Well Eighter was entirely a robot and was still able to give energy to the Buu Spirit Bomb, which meant he must have been revived. So I don't see why she wouldn't.
Why would King Kai accept to train an Evil person ? Is he even allowed to the Snake Way ? He would be given the boot the moment King Yama saw him
>>38751720Raditz isn't evil, just sayin'
>We steal Goku's dick>ChiChi spends her entire life training, learns destructo disk>ChiChi becomes the BBEG
>>38750612>they still only had itty bitty kiddie power levelsDude, they got Super Saiyan, so their power levels would have been at least 1,000.That's 50,000 each. Meaning that Polo is at least 100,000.We can't beat that without going Great Ape, and we don't know the artificial moon trick so we can't use it now.
>>38752645not to mention we dont know if this is canon popo or.... abridged popodear kami save us
>>38752645>Dude, they got Super Saiyan, so their power levels would have been at least 1,000.Citation needed.>That's 50,000 each. Meaning that Polo is at least 100,000.Lol no, that's dumb. Even assuming the 50k thing is true, and assuming that they were fighting Popo at max, and assuming he was matching them instead of being overwhelmed, he wouldn't even need to be 75k.
>>38752948Popo could be super-powerful, but limited in his capacity to act.Or he's only really powerful while he's on the lookout. And not nearly powerful enough to survive an attack from Buu.
>>38751720Raditiz is young and impressionable. King Kai could be negotiated with to leave a good impression. In his face.
>>38753190or hes too busy MAKIN TOAST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bIXVl9YQHA&t=58
>>38752696If it is that version, Kami can't save us. Pecking order.
>>38752948Citation:Gohan achieved a power level of 1,000 (as evidenced by Nappa's Scouter) at the age of 5 when he took part in the fight against Vegeta and Nappa.At the age of 7, Goten and Trunks had achieved Super Saiyan, and was able to keep up with SSJ Gohan while in base mode.I'll have to look longer if you want the specific manga volume and chapter numbers, but it was from the 25th World Tournament, as the Main Buy Arc begins.
>>38753974None of this matter. They don't have SSJ and they're not here. We're on our own to deal with mr. Popo and this is some seriously thin ground.
>>38754292Especially with such a breakable planet!
>>38750425>Learn about magic wish granting artefacts.>Dangerous enemies warn us in advance they're coming.Can we not be retards and just use the Dragon Balls to kill them and be done with it.We can wait another year and make another wish then. Hell, this green fucker is a Namekian and is apparently connected to the things. We can swing by the planet Namek and check it out. If it's a bust, we'll still be back here within a year.>inb4 Ulong tried that and the Dragon said they were to powerful to wish dead."Dragon, I wish that their space ships explode while they're both in deep space."Is that so fucking hard?
>>38754596But then we'd loose all of the males. All of them. Just because Raditz brother went native and banged a bunch of Neanderthals doesn't mean that we can stoop so low as to do the same. And we know next to nothing about this kid of his; he could be a freak for all we know. Riddled with hitherto unknown genetic diseases and conditions. Going pureblood is probably our best bet. Which means resurrecting Raditz and Goku and fighting Vegeta and Nappa. Because there's no way that we'd be able to bag royalty. We're low-class. Right?Just thinking longterm here.
>>38754887>Just thinking longterm here.No, you're thinking short term.Just Wish them dead, THEN wish Raditz and Goku back.We can wait a year.Fuck, we might not need to wait that long. The Namekian is clearly involved with the wish granting things. We can check out the planet Namek. We might hit pay dirt.Meanwhile, we can avoid the risk of losing someone in a battle with Vegie. Even if we win, we'd have to risk him being a sore loser and just slagging the planet. Thus destroying the awesome wish granting magic balls.
>>38755023But isn't there a 1 year limit on wishing peoples back? I was so sure there was
>>38755089The 1 year limit is on wishing multiple people back
>>38755023Small problem with that is the deadline for wishing people back from the dead. We might be able to get Raditz & Goku together as a package deal on behalf of the celestial bureaucracy, but there's a one-year time limit on the resurrection wish. >>38755105I think the 1-year limit is valid for single people as well.
>>38755105>>38755182>one-year time limit on the resurrection wishThat's kinda what I thought it was. So we can choose to either wish their ship into the sun, OR wish Goku/Raditz back, but not both since they'll be perma-dead once more than a year passes, right?
>>38755216Barring taking on a task from King Yemma himself that'd convince him to bend the rules, probably. Hell, we could probably fly our ship to intercept the Pods outside of the Solar System and try to annihilate the pods with the ship-mounted weaponry. Even if they survive, the ship can warp to speeds faster than a million-odd powerlevel bandit can chase.
>>38755216Er, wait, actually the Earth Dragonballs can wish multiple people back at once. The Namekian dragonballs are the ones that can't do that.
I hope no one forgets our fire and forget four arms powerup thing. Vegeta comes by and acts all tough about PL and we hit him with one of the extra arms and he will be down a few ribs.
>>38755089Here are the rules:http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/ShenronAnd Piccolo already told us that they bring back people dead up to a year.So >>38754596 not only needs to check facts, but also needs to remember things told to him one thread ago.
>>38755365Thank you for backing me up and doing my research for me anon
>>38755276We'll find out on the next episode of Space Monkeys!
>>38755252>intercept the Pods outside of the Solar System and try to annihilate the pods with the ship-mounted weaponry.This is an excellent idea. Suck on hard vacuum Your Highness.
It's possible that Vegeta and Nappa are going to be stronger than in the show to actually be a threat to us.
>>38755451Especially if they've actually been listening in to us ever since we picked up Raditz. There's a good chance that they know about our various tricks up our various sleeves.
>>38755451Yeah, just like how the Androids were stronger!
>>38754292>None of this matterIt does matter in showing what Mr. Popo is capable of, so we shouldn't be so quick to be aggressive against him.
>>38755500>There's a good chance that they know about our various tricks up our various sleeves.Not only would they have heard about the tricks we have, they would have heard us teaching the Four Arm trick, and about the Solar Flare.I don't think we taught the Fusion Dance to Raditz, so that trick may still be safe.Of course, that assumes that they don't follow our trail and pick up the same tricks that we did.
>>38755550Stop giving Chuckles ideas.
>>38755550We haven't taught Raditz about the solar flare.
>>38755550Awe shit, we need to do this smart, or it's going to be a fucking nightmare.I say we go on the offensive and catch them with their pants down. Get in the ship and fly out to intercept them months in advance.Slag their pods and let them eat hard vacuum.
>>38755620Well, we didn't teach it to him, but it was mentioned while he was in the vicinity. And we don't know the sensitivity of the Scouter's microphone pickups.
>>38755550Luckily, even if they did learn the Fusion Dance, they'd need to be relatively equal in power for it to work, and Vegeta's pride would probably keep him from using it at this point in time anyways.
>>38754887Known Saiyan males who are currently/potentially alive:>Vegeta: dick>Napa: dick>Raditz: stupid and also a dick>Kakerot/Goku: stupid and went nativeEven if we use IVF, the above would be the genetic basis of all future Saiyans. ......Ya know, maybe we should just admit the Saiyan race wasn't meant to be? At least not the way it was. This wish dragon might be able to do the plan from pic related, or just spontaneously generate new Saiyans.
>>38756108Why don't the three of us just wish for dicks?
>>38756108There's always Broly though.Broly a best.
>>38755655Remember in the show when the two of them bombarded that bug planet from orbit? They can survive and attack while in hard vacuum. So they could conceivably shoot back and we could all die together in the cold depths of space. They are more than dickish enough to doom their own species in the name of revenge.
>>38756108Vegeta and Goku are both strong. Goku isn't stupid, just single minded with no interests outside getting stronger. Besides, both their sons went super saiyan as children. And Gohan has the highest potential period. They're fine for continuing the saiyan race.
>>38756171Yeesch. That'd be like banging an overgrown, handicapped child.
>>38756141As much as I hate futa, this is looking like a more and more prudent option.
>>38756202We just need to get him away from Paragus for a couple months. He's already strong so it's not like he'll pull a raditz on us.
>>38756108I've always disliked that story.It's just really, really, poorly written.There's nothing about it that seems even tangentially like it was real, and it all comes off as some person writing a story to hypocritically stand on a soapbox while criticizing a fictional person for soapboxing.And the last line is so painfully lame, like something a fifteen year old would pat himself on the back for writing.
>>38756199Something something exposure to super saiyan radiation.
>>38756225The dude throws a hizzy fit whenever someone mentions another dudes name. And as you mentioned, he's already strong. Stronger than us by far. It's like having a terminator living in your house while searching for John Connor. Most of the time it's all smiles, but it's still a fucking metal skeleton from the future and as soon as someone mentions 'Connor' you can say bye to the tapestry.
>>38756291truealthough the object of his rage is kinda dead nownow that we know not to say kakarot, it'll be pretty easy making sure he never hulks outand it's not like anyone else knew the guy and will bring up his namehell, we should just wish for immortality, shit on nappa and vegeta, blow up earth, and go pick up broly
>>38756199We don't know that IC- we just know Vegeta and Napa are coming to take the shit we rightfully conquered first. >>38756108>>38756141Half a dozen people does not a stable breeding population make. You need hundreds at least- thousands if you want to avoid genetic bottleneck. Humans are already close enough to Saiyans to interbreed, can the dragon just turn every human on earth into Saiyans?
>>38756405So we just breed with some humans, have those offspring breed with those from other families, and then we'll get some pure-bred saiyans along with some dumb humans.
>>38756442We have 1 year of safe prep-time, remember? Vegeta is just the sort of dick who would wish himself immortal, then destroy the dragonballs to prevent anyone doing the same, then blow up the nearest planet just to prove he could. Of course the term "safe" is relative...
>>38756664i would not have posted that pic if I knew it would scare everyone off...
>>38757209Popo is fucking scary mang
>>38757209You don't fuck with Mr. Popo.
>>38756195Yeah, Saiyans are tough and can survive for a limited time in space, but it's not like we'd just park the ship there and give them the time to get their bearings, spot us, and open fire.Just need to shoot the idiots and back off to safe distance.>>38756108>Known Saiyan males who are currently/potentially alive:Plan for later; we are Wishing for some sort of Saiyan radar. Something that can tell us how many are left and where to find them.How many were shown to have survived? I can think of..... 8? 9? that were in the anime and movies.It makes sense. A race with FTL whose leading professions are mercenaries, planet sharks and pirates/raiders. Probably fucking hundreds out there at any given time. At least.Probably a lot less now. Freza would have put a hit out on them and most would have died off screen and never got a mention in the manga/anime.We could totally find them.
>>38757882It seems like Freeza is the problem. Maybe we should take that problem....... and put it somewhere else.
Oor we could push our home planet someplace else
>>38757924Well, any sort of direct confrontation is suicide for now. We can't directly wish someone dead. Just wishing his ship to explode and spacing him wouldn't work.....Maybe we could wish a curse upon him?Wish that he was cursed that any ship he was on would explode them moment it went FTL.Okay, that would just completely fuck up his life. We have got to do that.
>>38758016Make it so that he really needs to piss any time he tries to transform. Like debilitatingly needs to piss. You know how it is, doing whatever it takes not to piss yourself in public, wish him to suffer that.
>>38758076What if he's like a tiger that way?
>>38758161He's a Freezer! Also curse him to always piss on his own face. Donezo.