Pioneering Reality Television EditionArchive:https://archive.moe/_/search/username/Gobble/tripcode/!!5e7vwvXe%2F3r/type/op/https://archive.foolz.us/_/search/username/Gobble/tripcode/!!5e7vwvXe%2F3r/type/op/Twitter: https://twitter.com/GobbleQMhttp://ask.fm/GobbleQm/Pokemon, items, and summary: http://pastebin.com/tSNKt0WmFAQ and general concepts: http://pastebin.com/Ht1Q5E1pAll guides, player knowledge, and smutty stories: http://pastebin.com/u/GobblepokemonPokemon anime themes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y-ad_74T08Quest theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422579428&v=YW9QKy6oDkE&x-yt-cl=85114404You are Kat. A charismatic streetwise orphan turned Pokemon trainer. You, your Pokemon, and your human friends are collecting badges, fighting Team Imperium, sometimes getting involved with local affairs, and exploring together. One day you'll become a Pokemon master and prove that you're worth something!Recently: Vlad has been getting busy and you know have a gigantic pile of eggs at Professor Fir's lab. You've signed a deal to turn your travels into a reality show. You were just about to evolve Destiny, but your Dragon Scale is missing!Traveling Companion(s):Robin http://pastebin.com/VNiifuf8Vance http://pastebin.com/H77kiB0eClair: http://pastebin.com/6iXFJAaxJeanine: http://pastebin.com/Q6iTHtYxBadges: 5Current Party:Devon (Houndoom)Nibbles (Tyrunt)Destiny (Seadra)Trunks (Trevenant)Raistlin (Kadabra)Vlad (Golbat)
Are butts a gift from God?
>>38613644Yay pokequest time. Curse our vastly separated timezones though. 5 past 12 AM here :/ still pleased to have you back running though gobble
"Sneasel," you say softly, "Have you seen my Dragon Scale?"He freezes, then slowly turns to face you while trying to hide something with his body. He struggles to fight the mischievous grin that's creeping on his face.You see Vance noticing something's going on. He gets up and starts making his way over."Sneasel, I want to give you the benefit of the doubt here. If you know where it is, just let me know."His eyes dart between you and Vance. Suddenly he starts running over to Vance and jumps on his back, then leaps away. Vance just barely manages to catch it "Hey! What are you doing?"Sneasel puts a hand over it’s mouth and points at Vance’s pocket in feigned shock. Vance pulls a Dragon Scale out of his pocket.“You put that on me!” He says, mad. He throws it over to you. “Sorry about that, Kat.”You catch it. “Vance, you need to do something about Sneasel.”He looks at the Pokemon, hanging by the arm Vance is holding. “I don’t know what to do with him. He’s just such a jerk! Ursaring I understand. She wanted respect. Sneasel just wants to get a reaction out of people or something. I don't know.” He sighs. “I don’t think I can train him. Maybe I should just let him go.”Sneasel tries to get loose, ignoring whatever Vance is blabbering about.>You understand. Vance only caught it to stop it from causing trouble in the hotel anyway>No! He can’t abandon it!>He just hasn’t found the right approach yet. He should keep trying>He should find a good trainer to give it to instead of releasing it>Something else
>>38613726[Thanks! My runtime may or may not change a few months from now, actually. That's a long time off though]
>>38613766>Trade the little bastard on Don't want this little shit following us if we release him into the wold again
>>38613766Keep seeing if he can build a connection, but if he can't he should find someone who can. Sneasel's kind of a jerk, but doesn't deserve to be thrown away just because of that
>>38613766>It's his decision, in the end. He should try training with it one last time first, at least.
>>38613766>He should find a good trainer for it instead of releasing sneasel. No dnd but here for quest.
>>38613766>He should find a good trainer to give it to instead of releasing it
>>38613960[Did the barbarian navigator get lost?]
>>38613815After a bit if thougt I'd like to change my vote.We should have a go at taking sneasel on ourselves and seeing if we can get the best out of him. He kind of reminds me of how we started out. A cheeky little sod. Maybe we can do for sneasel what robin did for us?
>>38614006No actually he never gets lost. The gm had to do something or other and let everyone know ahead of time for once.
>>38613766I think we should train the little shit. He reminds me of what Kat was like at the start of the adventure.
>>38614045Second. Give him away if we can't turn him around
>>38613766>>He should find a good trainer to give it to instead of releasing it
There was talk about getting a tattoo two threads ago. I think Kat should get a red rose on her upper thigh/lower hip region, to represent her relationship with Robin.
>>38614233I think an eevee would be a better representation of Robin.
>>38614359Why not a Sylveon at that point? That is what she evolved into right?
>>38614359>>38614406Getting a pokemon wouldn't be right, in regards to our own.
>>38614406Yup that is a good choice aswell.
>>38613766>No! He can’t abandon it!I think Kat might have issues with the whole abandon that stupid thief thing.
You walk up with Destiny in your arms, careful to avoid having her points poke into you. “Y think you should find a good trainer to give him to instead.”He puts Sneasel down. It crawls back up Vance onto his shoulder, then gives you a very rude gesture and snickers. “I don’t think anyone would take him, but I could try.”“Or...” You have another idea, too. “I could try training him.” You don’t really like the little bastard, but in a way you feel a kinship with him. He’s a lot like you were. Always getting into trouble, never listening, unwanted.Vance looks unsure. “I don’t know Kat. That’s asking a lot. You have a lot going on right now. Are you sure?”Destiny bubbles furiously at Sneasel’s taunts and gestures.>You’ll take Sneasel off his hands>You’ll help whip Sneasel into shape, but you don’t want to take him>On second thought, you’ll just keep an eye out for a trainer to give Sneasel to>Something else
>>38614459It's not cool getting a tattoo of one of her Pokes, before we do any/all of ours
>>38614485>You’ll help whip Sneasel into shape, but you don’t want to take himNonstop battle with all our mons as a training dummy?
>>38614485>You’ll take Sneasel off his handsYou helped yourself Kat. You can help Sneasel.
>>38614485>You’ll take Sneasel off his hands
>>38614485>You’ll help whip Sneasel into shape, but you don’t want to take him
>>38614517Get hounddoom horns somewhere then?
>>38614485>Ask if he wants to send it to Proffesor Fir? He might have an idea that could help out.
>>38614485>You’ll take Sneasel off his handsBut I'm not sure what Pokemon I could give you in return. I don't want to part ways with any of them...
>>38614485You know. If Kat had met Sneasel before turning over a new leaf I think they'd have got along famously.
>>38614485>On second thought, you’ll just keep an eye out for a trainer to give Sneasel toI doubt the chances that we can find something that will encourage Sneasel to change its ways...
>>38614485>We'll take him. A bit of acceptance could work wonders on the little git. Yfw in 20 threads time he saves our ass from Hawthorne and dies heoically
>>38614485>On second thought, you’ll just keep an eye out for a trainer to give Sneasel to
>>38614584Houndoom horns on our shoulder, topping off a future sleave that features a tribute to all our Pokemon?
>>38614672I like the sound of this.
[because this is a big decision and I worry about splitting the vote, let's do a quote only, 5 minute vote.]>Take Sneasel>Just help train Sneasel
>>38614759>Just help train Sneasel
>>38614485>On second thought, you’ll just keep an eye out for a trainer to give Sneasel toI don't think the little shit is trainable.
>>38614718Well, I'm off to bed now. Don't let the tattoo dream die, but seriously don't get any pokemon other than our own.
Well if we are gonna help train him how should we do it?I think we should start with a good punch to the face
>>38615046But violence is wrong master! Please tell me someone gets this.
Just a question gobble but how exactly do rare candies work in our little pokeverse? I think the issue was raised when we fought dick a couple of threads back. Are they basically pokesteroids and does feeding say 50 of them to a pokemon have a negative effect like taking too much steroids does in humans?
>>38615124yeah, its called no effort values lrn2pokemon
>>38615186Ha ha I know that's what happens in game dipshit but some mechanics are working a little differently here
>>38615076a good punch can do all sorts of wonders
You bend over to look Sneasel in the face. He pulls down his bottom eyelid and sticks his tongue out. You just laugh.“You’re right. I can’t take him from you. I’ll help you train him though.” You feel like in a way, taking him from Vance is still an abandonment. You don’t like seeing anyone or anything being given up on.Vance eyes Sneasel suspiciously. “Alright. I guess I can keep trying, if you’re willing to help.”Destiny wiggles in your arms, looking at the Dragon Scale. “Eager, are we?” You playfully poke her on the nose. She bubbles happily. You take the distraction to adjust yourself so her points don’t get you. “Alright, let’s do a quick trade.”You give her the Dragon Scale and invite Robin over again. You do the trade and watch together as Destiny turns into a Kingdra!The familiar lightshow crescendos and reveals Destiny in all her glory. She looks majestic! And strong! She bubbles, but instead of being the powerless, cute gesture it was, it’s surprisingly noble looking. You feel pumped as you take in her confidence.“You look amazing, Destiny!” You run over and give her a hug. You can tell she feels amazing too.She tries bounce, and succeeds. You were worried you might be rushing this, but it looks like all the countless hours trainer her agility is still paying off. You'll give her some more attention in a second, but you're also evolving Raistlin today. You reach for his Pokeball.Sneasel runs over and gives Destiny a shove from behind, making her fall into the mud of the old mining area you’re training in.>Training starts now. Sneasel is going to dodge attacks from all of your Pokemon, starting with Destiny>Why that little... kick him in the butt! See how he likes it>You’ll train him later, you still have a lot planned for today>Vance! First thing you should do is get Sneasel exhausted with exercise. That’ll be good discipline>Something else
>>38615424>>Training starts now. Sneasel is going to dodge attacks from all of your Pokemon, starting with Destiny
>>38615424>Training starts now. Sneasel is going to dodge attacks from all of your Pokemon, starting with Destiny
>>38615424>>Why that little... kick him in the butt! See how he likes it
>>38615424>Training starts now.We're working on Destiny's Accuracy. one point for a body hit, five points for a limb and ten points for a head shot. 5 min time limit, prize for scoring over one hundred...
>>38615424Training starts now. Sneasel, GRIT THOSE TEETH!
>>38615124[In general they're not a bad idea. A lot can make a Pokemon swole, but without all the actual battle experience or muscle memory of real training. Too many, like with anything else, is bad.]
>>38615424>Vance! First thing is to get sneasel exhausted with exercise. That will teach him some discipline. No attacks guys remember what happened when Vance suggested that?
What we really need is a musical number and a montagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
“How kind of you to volunteer as a target dummy, Sneasel.”He stops running around and looks at you with a confused expression. Destiny gets up behind him, looking extremely unpleased.“Time to train that accuracy, Destiny.” You give her a nod.She fires a small burst of water at Sneasel feet, causing him to jump. He scrambles away as she follows up with more. He can really move!Vance laughs. “That’s my kind of training!” he takes out his Machoke to watch.You almost second guess yourself, but then Sneasel makes an obscene gesture at Destiny when she misses. You’ll toss out some partners to ramp up the difficulty in a minute. First, you’re evolving Raistlin!The wise, professional looking Kadabra greets you as you release it from it’s ball. He leans over ever so slightly to see the commotion that Destiny and Sneasel are making, then gives you his full attention.Vance starts sparring with Machoke. It occurs to you that it also evolves from trading.Even though you’ve done it pretty casually with Robin, trading still seems like a pretty personal, trusting thing to you. You know your friends would never pull a fast one on you, but you still feel protective of your Pokemon>Offer to do a trade with Vance. He can evolve Machoke!>Trade with Robin again>Maybe Jeanine this time>Why not Clair?>Something else
>>38615903>not the Jackie Chan versionanon, I am disappointhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2Fox6v-L8k
>>38615926> Offer to do a trade with Vance...
>>38615926>Offer to do a trade with Vance. He can evolve Machoke!
>>38615926>>Offer to do a trade with Vance. He can evolve Machoke!It's Vance
>>38615926>>Offer to do a trade with Vance. He can evolve Machoke!
>>38615926>Offer to trade with Vance. He can get a machamp!
>>38615926>Offer to do a trade with Vance. He can evolve Machoke!Evolution fest, ho!
You look over to Vance. He’s taken his shirt off and sparring with Machoke. He’s concentrating hard to parry and block attacks while looking for an opening. He’s really gotten good. He used to be all about raw power, but his training has been paying off. After a long exchange, he just barely gets the best of Machoke, giving him an open palmed push in the chest.“Hey Vance, why don’t we trade to evolve Raistlin and Machoke?”Sweat glistens off his body as he turns to his Pokemon. You can’t really blame Jeanine for always dragging him off somewhere. You wonder how many fans he’ll get with the TV show. “Well, how about it. Do you want to evolve into Machamp?”Machoke flexes his muscles and looks determined. He wants to get stronger.With that, you begin the trade.“A lot of evolutions today,” Robin says excitedly.Jeanine looks on with folded arms. “I think a lot of Pokemon were just due. I have a feeling I know who's next...” she teases. As an aura reader, she’s been able to predict it pretty reliably.Both Pokemon glow and pulse nearly in sync. Raistlin is now an Alakazam!Surprisingly, Raistlin gives you a thumbs up gesture. It’s slow and not really all that charismatic, but it’s the most outward personality you’ve seen from him.You quickly trade back and Vance gets to work sparking with Machoke, who easily manages to beat him now.You check over Raistlin for awhile and he seems fine. He looks a little unsure of all of his new power, but you’re sure that will fade. You set him to work chasing after Sneasel after Clair gifts him another spoon.You call over Destiny now that she’s warmed up. You promised her and Raistlin a lot of training today.>Learn Dragon Pulse>Learn Hydro Pump>Learn Muddy Water>Learn Disable>Learn another move>Train a stat (Specify)>Train agility. Make her untouchable>Something else
>>38616561>Learn Hydro Pump
>>38616561>Hydro pump. As if there was any doubt
>>38616561>Learn Dragon Pulse
>>38616561Train agility. Make her untouchableRain Dance/dodging/Smokescreen combo pls
>>38616561>Train agility. Make her untouchable
>>38616561>Train agility. Make her untouchableAlso go ahead and learn the move Agility
>>38616561>Learn Dragon PulseTrain agility. Make her untouchable
>>38616561>>Train agility. Make her untouchable
>>38616561>>Train agility. Make her untouchableNo one will touch Destiny.Add to that some Accuracy training with Tag the Sneasel and she'll be top notch.
>>38616561I just remembered... Didn't Clair want to see Rastlin evolve?
>>38616812She just did...Have you not been reading?
You train Destiny on her agility. Jeanine is kind enough to help with her Pokemon. First it’s just Thistle, but as Destiny is easily able to dodge, you ramp it up. You have Triton join, then her Charmander, and then her Scyther.They’re just aiming to touch her, not hurt her, but she’s still dodging beautifully. She’s lost a small about of maneuverability compared to when she was just a small little Horsea, but she’s starting to catch back up.Clair comes up from behind and leans against Jeanine. “You’re Pokemon couldn’t hit a sleeping Wailord, cowtits.”Jeanine melts into a pink puddle and Clair crashes into the ground.“Ditto!” The real Jeanine comes running from off to the side. “You get in there and help out too!”You give Destiny some pointers on using her new weight and momentum. After you’re both satisfied with that, you set to work Learning Hydro Pump and Dragon Pulse. Since you’ve decided to dedicate most of the day to Destiny and Raistlin, you’re able to get a lot done. She gets a lot of practice in, but you’re not sure if the moves are battle ready yet. You guess you’ll only know for sure when the time comes.Watching her move, a thought occurs to you. You decide to test it out. “Destiny, use Agility.”Destiny uses Agility. Just like that.“Great job!” You give her a big, full bodied, carefree hug. There’s no Poison Point to worry about here.Next is Raistlin’s turn.>Learn Flash>Learn Psychic (very easy)>Learn Psych Up>Learn Dazzling Gleam>Learn Guard Split>Learn Focus Blast>Train a state (Specify)[There’s a lot of time, so you can do a few things, depending on difficulty and intensity)
>>38617371>Learn Focus Blast
>>38617371>Learn Psychic (very easy)>Train Special Attack>Learn Dazzling Gleam
>>38617371>Learn Focus BlastUseful for the gym
>>38617371>Learn Psychic (very easy
>>38617371>Learn Psychic (very easy)Solid upgrade for his STAB
>>38617371>>Learn Psychic (very easy)>>Learn Psych Up>>Learn Dazzling GleamThese three seem the best combo
>>38617371>Learn Psychic (very easy)>Learn Focus Blast
>>38617371>Learn Recover>Learn Psychic
>>38617371>>Learn Psychic (very easy)>>Learn Psych Up>>Learn Focus Blast
>>38617371>Train special attack>Learn Psychic
>>38617371>>Learn Focus Blast
>>38617371>Learn Psychic (very easy)>Learn Focus BlastWe really should get Psychic out of the way, and Focus Blast is solid coverage, since we lck a Fighting-type.
>>38617371>>Learn Dazzling Gleam
You rotate Pokemon who are chasing after Sneasel. Vlad, Nibbles, Trunks, and Devon all have a great time. As Sneasel becomes more worn down, his taunts and gestures fade. He’s doing a lot more hiding than dodging now.You spend time training Psychic first using rocks and a few props. Raistlin easily masters the move with very little practice. You figure that makes sense, since they learn it in the wild and he’s already good at Confusion.Next is Focus Blast. Jeanine offers to help with this one too. She puts on her aura gloves and smiles in confidence. “Check this out!” She pushes her hands together, gathers a tiny, clear, nearly invisible but still noticeable ball of energy. She throws it at a rock, cracking a tiny amount on the surface.She jumps up and down. “See that? Booyah! Inner peace, baby!”She doesn’t look all that peaceful or enlightened at the moment, but you’re still impressed.Raistlin does his best to copy it. He gathers a much larger, impressive ball of energy after some practice and tosses it at a boulder. He misses wildly and nearly hits Dratini. You wave an apology to Robin and try again. He has the raw power down, but the accuracy isn’t the best. Still, if he lands this move in combat you’re sure it’ll do massive damage.Satisfied with that, you split your time with Special Attack, learning Psych Up, and Dazzling Gleam. Both moves are a far way off from being ready, but you have the foundations down.It’s getting late and everyone’s becoming pretty worn.>Spend the last bit of time having everyone chase Sneasel.>Everyone can relax. It’s been a long day.>Quick, one last quick session with (specify)>Something else
>>38617981>Everyone can relax except sneasel. It's been a long day.
>>38617981>Quick, one last quick session with (specify)>Raistlin, work more on Focus BlastWe need that thing mostly reliable.
>>38617981>Quick, one last quick session with (specify)Vlad hasn't gotten much love lately
>>38618049We can always teleport close to use it
>>38617981>Spend the last bit of time having everyone chase Sneasel.
>>38617981>>Spend the last bit of time having everyone chase Sneasel.
gobble is kill
>>38618187it hasn't even been the full 10 minute voting period
>>38618201Mate it's a joke. If it was serious I would added some flair to it. Like inscribe the lexicon, prepare the candles, Poole the required items and chant the magic words or similar. Just havin a joke
>>38618262The Spell is not a joke.
>>38618331Yes it is. Especially when I'm not serious.
>>38618367Not that anon. It was a shitty joke then. also pic related as always
>>38618413Oh well that's about all the ones I have then. If there be no merriment to be allowed then why dost thou continue to haunt thy very page?
You spend time hunting down Sneasel as day turns into twilight. With each of your Pokemon, you really wear him out. You even join in the chasing, splashing in the mud and getting filthy. Why not? He’s moving really slow now, panting and hiding whenever he can. Nibbles chases him over a hill, biting at his behind. His eyes light up in fear when he sees Vlad swoop in. Raistlin fires another Focus Blast, completely destroying a chunk of ground and kicking a huge amount of dust into the air.Somehow Sneasel manages to slip away in the cloud. You have to search for him for awhile, getting farther and farther away from your friends.Finally, you track him down, huddling in the mouth of one of the mining caves. He looks up at you. This time he doesn’t have disdain or panic in his eyes. Just a resigned, weary glance. He gives up.>Alright. he’s learned his lesson. Congratulate him for surviving your training>Maybe you went a little far. Apologize for pushing him>”Next time you steal something, we’re doing this again, but with Robin’s Pokemon too.”>Have a heart to heart with him (write-in encouraged)>Something else
>>38618516>Alright. he’s learned his lesson. Congratulate him for surviving your training
>>38618516>>Alright. he’s learned his lesson. Congratulate him for surviving your trainingLittle to early for a heart to heart
>>38618516>”Next time you steal something, we’re doing this again, but with Robin’s Pokemon too.”
>>38618516>Alright. he’s learned his lesson. Congratulate him for surviving your trainingYa punk
>>38618516>Alright he's learned his lesson. Congratulate Jim on surviving.
>>38618516>Alright. he’s learned his lesson. Congratulate him for surviving your training>”Next time you steal something, we’re doing this again, but with Robin’s Pokemon too.”Then Clair's, Then Jeanine's Then The rest of Vance's Then I guess we'll have to find more people after that.
>>38618516>>Alright. he’s learned his lesson. Congratulate him for surviving your training>>Have a heart to heart with him (write-in encouraged)>crouch down to eye level"Look Sneasel, I know how it is. You want to be bad and make trouble so people have to pay attention to you, so they can't pretend you're not there anymore. But that's not gonna happen anymore with us. Vance wants to give you a shot, and I KNOW you can be better if someone gives you that chance. C'mon, will you at least try to meet us half way?"maybe offer a hug
>>38618640And give him a chance to pickpocket us?
>>38618516>>Alright. he’s learned his lesson. Congratulate him for surviving your trainingNo Heart to Heart though.
>>38618670more a chance to show he can resist the urge
>>38618692After the hell we just put him through?
>>38618703sometimes people surprise you, or in this case sneasels
>>38618776He's been given 3 chances already and turned each one down.This will take some work.
“Alright, I think you’ve had enough,” You crouch down beside him after putting your Pokemon away. He was looking a bit distracted, waiting for them to pounce. “Congratulations, you survived.”He flops onto the ground, exhausted.You consider what to say to him next. Maybe you should just bring him back for now.Suddenly you hear a truck backing up, directly next to the cave. You dash behind a large rock with Sneasel. It’s probably nothing to worry about, but you have your instincts.The truck stops and idles right outside of the cave entrance. You see two people get out and walk inside the cave. Team Imperium members!They haven’t noticed you. “You know, I was worried about the change in leadership, but this isn’t so bad.”“Right? I like it. We’re actually doing stuff now. Before we were always just waiting around. Sure, we got paid, but now we’re really making bank. Strange as it is, I like putting on the uniform now. People are starting to respect us again.”They go deeper into the cave, passed you. Before you can move, they come back with a crate on a dolly. “So this is the last trip, right?”(continued)
>>38619134Oh shit Hornbrew took over
>>38619134What is it with us randomly stumbling into cave-based criminal hideouts?We should seriously just avoid caves.
>>38619134“That’s it,” the other confirms. “Remember, we gotta clean everything up after.”The first one smirks and holds a Pokeball. “Screw that. Let’s just cave in the entrance.They start loading another crate. You can see what’s in them, but they look heavy. Sneasel has thankfully taken your lead and keeps himself glued behind the rock with you.If you try to sneak out of the cave, you have a much higher chance of being spotted, but you’ll be out in the open. You could try sneaking farther in the cave much easier, but it sounds risky to let yourself get trapped. If you stay where you are you’re confident they won’t find you, but there’s a risk that the collapsing cave entrance will come down on you.Then there’s the other option. Fighting. You see two members loading, and two more in the truck. You may be a strong trainer these days, but that’s still not the best odds.>Sneak out the entrance, you can’t get stuck in here>Sneak further into the cave, you’ll figure a way out after they leave>Stay where you are. You’ll probably be fine>Fight them, it’s your only shot>Something else
>>38619190>Sneak out the entrance, you can’t get stuck in here
>>38619190>Fight them, it’s your only shot
>>38619190>>Sneak out the entrance, you can’t get stuck in hereBoth of our Sneak skills are pretty dam good.
>>38619190Do we have our pokemon or just Sneasel?
>>38619190>Sneak out the entrance, you can’t get stuck in hereI'd say to fight them here and get in a sneak attack if I didn't think the people outside would cave the place in at the first sign of complications.
>>38619190>>Sneak out the entrance, you can’t get stuck in here
>>38619190>Sneak out the entrance, you can't get stuck in here.
>>38619190Bullrush them and make a break for it. Try and remember where the cave is. If they follow us, we can have our friends even out the odds...
>>38619190>>Something elseHave Sneasel distract them. This is his chance to be ass for a good cause. Then leg it outside of the cave.
>>38619249[You have them in their balls.I'll need three d100's please!]
Rolled 57 (1d100)
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>38619390
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>38619390
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>38619390with catlike tread.
>>38619417well, you tried at least.
>>38619433have a butt
>>38619560Yeah phone said no apparently. Really need to get a new comp.
>>38619596[butts for all]
>>38619669>how about some berries
You and Sneasel exchange a look and nod. Time to slip out.Deftly, quietly, you both make your way to the entrance. The light of the truck is both a help and hindrance, lighting your way.“Stop!” Your heart falls into your stomach. You freeze.“What?” Another voice says“Look at the box, you idiot! It’s going to tip over. Put it on the dolly right!”You and Sneasel exhale and keep moving. Getting surprised down here and then having that close call feels like some cliche written in a terrible movie. But you know if they catch you it will feel pretty damn real.You and Sneasel make it the rest of the way out without being seen. You quickly turn the corner of the cave entrance, out of view of the truck and anyone who’d come out of the cave. The night air cools your sweating skin.Looks like they’re finishing up.>Attack now that you’re outside. You’re sure your friends will hear it>Get away from here. You don’t need any trouble>Send a Pokemon to fetch your friends. Maybe you can all take them if you hurry (specify)>Try to get a Pokemon to peer into a crate before they leave. At least find out what they’re up to (Specify)>Something else
>>38619893>Send a Pokemon to fetch your friends. Maybe you can all take them if you hurry (specify)
>>38619893>Regroup and discuss what we saw
>>38619893>>Send a Pokemon to fetch your friends. Maybe you can all take them if you hurry (Destiny our speed mon)
>>38619893>>Send a Pokemon to fetch your friends. Maybe you can all take them if you hurry (specify)
>>38619893>>Attack now that you’re outside. You’re sure your friends will hear it>>Send a Pokemon to fetch your friends. Maybe you can all take them if you hurry (specify)send Vlad to get everybody, have Dan and Rastlin start collapsing the cave entrance
>>38619893>Send Raistlin to fetch your friends and hope they get here quick enough to help stop the Imperium asshats.
>>38619893>running 5 grounds and 2 poisons plebian
>>38619893>>Attack now that you’re outside. You’re sure your friends will hear it
>>38619893>Attack now that you’re outside. You’re sure your friends will hear it>Send a Pokemon to fetch your friends. Maybe you can all take them if you hurry (specify)Send Vlad
>>38619977>have Dan and Rastlin start collapsing the cave entranceThey are trying to hide something in there. We don't wont to help them with that.
>>38620037I like this
>>38619893>Attack now that you’re outside. You’re sure your friends will hear it>Send a Pokemon to fetch your friends. Maybe you can all take them if you hurry (specify) Vlad>Try to get a Pokemon to peer into a crate before they leave. At least find out what they’re up to (Specify) Rastlin
>>38619893>>Send a Pokemon to fetch your friends. Maybe you can all take them if you hurry (specify)Rastilin? Teleport is pretty fast.
Couldn't we at least shoot out the tires or something, keep them there long enough for help to arrive?
What Legendary do you think we will meet next?
You throw Vlad’s Pokeball. The flash of light reflects off the ground and small muddy puddles, even this far around the corner. “Go! Get the others! Hurry!” you whisper. He flaps into the night at top speed.You glance over the rocks. One of the members must have seen the light. He’s heading this way.Looks like you have to mix plans. You reach for your Pokeballs. You need to figure out how you’ll strike.>Send everybody to attack how they want! You can’t direct them all, but you trust them to be safe>Try to disable the truck first, make sure they can’t get away easily>Have a Pokemon try to take this guy out first without getting noticed (specify)>Dramatically reveal yourself before attacking. Maybe that will stall them>Send three Pokemon out. You can command them without losing track (specify)>Something else
If they start to leave before our friends arrive we fight hem
>>38619986they're all ground you retard. giovanni is literally a ground type gym leader.
>>38620455>>Send everybody to attack how they want! You can’t direct them all, but you trust them to be safe>>38620466NidoKing and NidoQueen are both poison too you dumbass
>>38620455>Send three Pokemon out. You can command them without losing track (specify)DestinyTrunksDevon
>>38620455>Send three Pokemon out. You can command them without losing track (specify)>>38620493Nidoking has always been my favorite pokemon. Not sure why.
>>38620455>Have a Pokemon try to take this guy out first without getting noticed (specify)Rastlin with Psychic
>>38620455>Send three Pokemon out. You can command them without losing track (specify)Devon, Destiny, and Trunks
>>38620455>Send three Pokemon out. You can command them without losing track (specify)Devon Raistlin and Trunks
>>38620534Solid team. I agree
[Just an FYI, this is the final update for tonight. We'll have to conclude this encounter next time, on Pokemon Quest!I'll be around for a short bit for any questions and to archive and count votes and stuff]
>>38620534Agreed covers most types as well.
>>38620650only problem is the Sunny Day and Rain Dance block each other, guess it gives us options though.
>>38620685Well thanks for running mate! Have a Haman!
[Sorry for the short thread by the way. Should be free most of the weekend. We can run Friday pretty late.]
So when this is over we celebrate with another threesome, right?
>>38621028Probably too tired. Gonna pass out.Then we start the reality TV tomorrow.
>>38621028I sincerely hope not. Not everything has to end in the sack. A wild day of gambling some drinking and a massive cuddle pile would work for me.
>>38621144Yeah. Cuddle pile sounds good
We're getting another post right?
>>38621766No. Go to bed
>>38621766Don't think so anon. Gobble is doing turkey things or something. I think.
>>38621894Drowning in a gentle rain shower?
>>38622071And so it was, that the greatest collector of pokebutts lost his life that fateful evening. A gentle shower had just started but the poor man know only as gobble could not take his eyes of the clouds above mouth agape. A cloud that was clearly a sign from god. A cloud shaped like the greatest pokebutt
Gobble is kill?
>>38622117You owe me new sides.
>>38622171I'm so sorry for your loss anon
>>38622206Apology accepted. RIP Buttmonger Gobble.